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Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #234- Aesthetic

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>Celestia approaches you dressed like this.
>She asks you to be her throne, as in sit on her wooden throne as a human cushion while she rests atop your lap.

Previous thread: >>30325608

Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

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>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?

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>>30464004
>You will never sit by Principal Celestia on the bus to Camp Everfree since it was the only seat open.
>She will never notice that you're little embarrassed by sitting next her.
>Celestia will never give you a heart warming smile saying.
>"I promise I don't bite."
>She will never tell you about her time in Camp Everfree.
>You two will never laugh and tell stories back and forth for next four hours.
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>>30464004
Yayyyyy! Lewdestia!
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>>30464946
>Me on the left
>Gook Moot on the right.
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Wanna see more Celestia in form-fitting suits.

Suits are sexy.
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Should she come back?
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>>30465408
Never mind I'm retarded. Didn't get a (you) from the previous thread at all so I had no idea the writer responded, My bad.
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I'm surprised we've never gotten a vectorization of this.

Anyone I can reach out to try to commission this?
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bump
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>>30464037
And then sex happens right?
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Previously on WFD ASC: http://pastebin.com/gDR83Vgr

>An hour has passed.
>You, Applejack and Apple Bloom have put her house back together.
>All the furniture the thugs flipped over is back on their place.
>Apple Bloom has gone to sleep already.
>And you have nothing but a sweet cowgirl who cannot stop herself from enjoying your touch.
>https://my.mixtape.moe/fcqwnx.mp3
>”Ahh…dang it Anon, you sure know how to please a lady!”
“You don’t want to wake up your sister now do you?”
>”It’s just, ahh…it feels so good ya know? Much better than when Ah do it with mah fingers.”
“That’s so hot Jackie…hearing your naughty voice makes me as hard as a rock.”
>You’re rubbing her privates over the fabric of her white cotton panties which sport a cute little ribbon.
“Wow, you’re really wet down there Jackie.”
>”Ah know…”
>Applejack moves her panties aside with her right index finger to show you her bush.
>”How does it look?”
“Beautiful…just beautiful.”
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>>30467234

>You place the tip of your nose on her blonde bush and give it a whiff.
>It smells so damn good, your boner can’t take it anymore.
>”W-what are ya- WOAH!”
>You gave her tasty lips a lick.
>Applejack’s so delighted, she even has to place a hand on her mouth to prevent her from letting out a pleasant moan.
>”My goodness Anon, you sure know how to work that tongue.”
>Applejack spreads her legs a big.
>You grab her behind and continue to eat her out.
>Damn, her rear is so perfect.
>You wished to see it once again, immediately after pulling her panties up after you rescued yesterday’s early morning.
>You couldn’t sleep that night thinking how many times and how you’d fuck it.
>You take a break from licking and pull her panties down in a blink of an eye.
>Applejack really digs what you’re doing to her, so she takes off her shirt and bra, letting her well-developed breasts be affected by gravity.
>”Like what ya’ see pardner?”
>You only nod.
>From this position, you can’t even see her face.
>Her breasts block the view.
>Applejack keeps enjoying herself for some time before reaching for your hair and pulling it further into her pussy.
>What’s up with the Apples and hair-pulling?
>”A-ah’m almost there sugar~ AAH!”
>Some of her juices pour out of her delightful body to your face.
>You lick up her juices in a very naughty way.
“…tastes like apples.”
>Applejack giggles, blushing as you lick your fingers clean.
>”My turn.”
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>>30467234
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>>30467244
Hey NaOH. If you're in contact with Nayaa tell him that Incest and the Sunset thread misses him.
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>>30467255
This.

Although he probably still lurks them.
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>>30467244

>Applejack asks you to sit on her bed while she teases you for a bit, dancing to a song she decided to play on her smartphone.
>High enough for you two to listen to, low enough to let Apple Bloom sleep.
>https://youtu.be/WlL6rXQ5NmU
“What? No Country music?”
>Applejack giggles.
>”Not tonight sugarcube, in fact…mah granny doesn’t let me play this song. She says this singer is cursed.”
>She turns around and shows you her back, her butt, and her thighs.
“I-I think I know the reason for that.”
>”Oh shush you,” Applejack says with a giggle.
>You place your hands on her wide hips.
>She keeps dancing and moving her hips sensually.
>Then she turns around once again and places her bare foot on your groin.
>”That’s so nice…”
>Applejack massages your junk over your jeans.
>Once she stops doing that she kneels down and reaches for your jeans’ zipper with her teeth.
>She can see your boxers.
>”Whoa, you sure are full of surprises Anon.”
>Applejack pulls down your jeans and underwear and smiles upon seeing your erect dick pop out from your boxers.
>Applejack gives it a peck.
>”Tell me one thing Anon, did Rarity and you-“
>You’re gonna be honest with her.
“Yes, beneath the gym’s bleachers…”
>Applejack bites lower lip.
>”Oh that is sooo naughty, the two of you, doing it in a public place…”
>Applejack gives your shaft a lick from the bottom to the top.
>”Lemme guess, Rarity made her move first right?”
“How’d you know?”
>Applejack rests her cheek against your erect cock.
>”She told me she really liked you in ‘that’ way. But I didn’t know you’d fall for her that quickly.”
>Applejack licks your balls.
>”Heh, Rarity is quite stupid for breaking up with you, you big guy.”
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>>30467328
>big guy
4u

Had to be done.
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>>30467328

>Applejack keeps licking your shaft.
“Ffffuck, keep doing that Jackie. I really have to let out some steam.”
>Finally, Applejack engulfs your shaft.
>Her wet and warm mouth drives you crazy.
>She bobs her head to the rhythm of the music and occasionally takes your shaft out of her mouth to give you a balljob.
>She even teases you by biting your balls a bit, making you feel nervous.
“A-Applejack? T-those aren’t apples you know?”
>She winks at you before trying something else.
>”I know Rarity’s breasts are as big as mine, but has she tried this on you?”
>Applejack squeezes your dick in between her breasts.
“A titjob? Nah, she hasn’t.”
>”Then enjoy yourself sugarcube…”
>Applejack uses her breasts to give you pleasure.
“Phew…oh shit.”
>She does it slowly at first, then she picks up the pace.
>Her technique is great!
>Since your cock is large enough you can reach her mouth.
>She gladly keeps blowing you while she works with her breasts.
>Time passes, and you can feel it.
“J-jackie?”
>”Go ahead…”
>You finish on her face and breasts.
>”Ahh…ahh, it’s so warm…”
>Applejack gives your dick a peck before tasting your white fluids.
>She doesn’t dig the flavor, but keeps licking the cum that landed on her face because it excites her more and more.
>”Ready for round two?”
>You nod.
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>>30467359

>Minutes later.
>Applejack climbs on top you.
>Cowgirl position, how ironic.
>”You better be ready for a ride.”
>Applejack uses her hands and guides your cock into her pussy.
>Applejack bites her lower lip as she slides down your cock slowly.
“Fuck Jackie, you’re so tight and warm.”
>”And you’re so thick sugarcube…Ah gotta throw my dildo away if you’re gonna be mah lover.”
“You own a-“
>”Pinkie Pie got it to me as a birthday gift thinkin’ she was bein’ funny…” she says with a stern grin, “turns out Ah kept the gift.”
>Applejack slides up.
“Jackie…”
>”Anon…”
>She slides down again and bends down to her lips on yours.
>”Promise me ya’ll never leave mah side.”
“I promise.”
>Applejack resumes her kiss as she keeps grinding her hips on your dick.
>You place your hands on her buttcheeks and squeeze them.
>Applejack straightens her back once again to squeeze her breasts.
>She comes down and gives you her right breast to lick, and asks you to play with her left breast.
>You do as told, biting on her right breast’s nipple.
>Applejack enjoys everything you do.
>”That’s it loverboy…keep going.”
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>>30467373

>Minutes later.
>You finally climax.
>You didn’t commit the same mistake as you did with Rainbow Dash.
>You came on Applejack’s butt.
>Applejack is speechless.
>She falls on her back, next to you.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzXUQYZOOTs
>Both you and Applejack share a sweet and sloppy kiss.
>”Oh Nonny…that was amazing!” Applejack says.
“I finally caught a break…”
>Applejack gasps.
“What’s wrong?”
>”Ya think Apple Bloom heard us?”
>You both stay silent.
>[”No...?”] Apple Bloom awkwardly says from her room.
“Oh crap…”
>”Oh horseapples…”
>[“Don’t worry sis…I-I won’t say a word.”]
>Applejack covers her face with
>You just let out a chuckle.

>Experience up!
>Rarity
>Moondancer
>Applejack

>Available:
>Fluttershy
>Derpy
>Sonata

>Not Available:
>Sunset Shimmer
>Rainbow Dash
>Pinkie Pie
>Gilda
>Vice Principal Luna
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>>30467255
>>30467282
Gotcha, he says he's gonna surprise you with either Fluttercousin or a Sunset pic eventually in the next week.

If any of you guys want to join a Canterlot themed GTA crew you can join ours.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/canterlot_high_crew
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>>30467328
>>30467340
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>>30467431
PS4 or PC?
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>>30467458
The latter.
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>>30467431
Glad to see another update

any chance fluttershy is gonna get some more screen time soon? The shit with the jacket was too cute
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>>30467497
>Available:
>Fluttershy

Yes! I've been looking forward to write more Flutters.
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>>30467386
What's the point of the stats when we haven't had choices in ages?
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>>30467538
Nice! Can't wait.

you better be gentle with her
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>>30467538
Don't lewd The Flutters, you fag.
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>>30467373
>Pinkie Pie got it to me as a birthday gift thinkin’ she was bein’ funny
Hope she was only celebrating with the main girls or that might've gotten awkward.
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>>30467431
How often do you guys play?
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>>30470704
Not NaOH, but we play it twice a week.
Prepare your ass for a good time and for a crazy lag.
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>>30470948
>sundown universe except all the females are normal sized and there's no rape
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I'm still here, I swear...

Might stop making a Waifu Wars thread though, with as quick as it dies when I'm not here...
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page 8 bumperino
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>>30471862
F
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>>30467386

>Hours later.
>Tuesday, 10:30 A.M.
>6 more weeks until the Winter Formal begins.
>Lunch time.
>You’re now Sunset Shimmer.
>https://my.mixtape.moe/lsxgoc.mp3
”Applejack?” you ask.
>“Huh? Wha-?” Applejack says before shaking her head.
”Are you okay? You look distracted today…”
>“Ahh, it’s nothing sugarcube…I just couldn’t sleep very well tonight.”
“Why’s that?”
>”It’s nothing really…I was concerned about my brother.”
“Oohh right. How is he by the way?”
>”I think he’s gonna return today. Mah Granny kept him company last night in the hospital. I received a text from his a couple of hours ago telling me he was better.”
>You let out an awkward chuckle.
“Saaay. Did Anon-“
>”Yeah. He came by to apologize last night,” she says with a big smile on her face, “and he does have a cute way to apologize.”
>”Please elaborate dear,” Rarity asks.
>”Right now he’s doing all mah chores at mah farm because I won’t be able to do pull all that job by myself.”
>Your friends look at Applejack.
>”Really? What does he know about harvesting apples?” Pinkie Pie asks.
>”It’s not so hard, he just has to climb some ladders and pick the apples. However doing them by myself would’ve been a nightmare…now that Big Mac will take a long time to recover, besides! It’s not like Anon can attend school right now, he’s suspended after all.”
“Yeah, that’s what he said last night. Won’t you be afraid Mac might run into Anon roaming his property though?”
>”I think Mac learned his lesson already…and so have the rest of the guys.”
>Applejack points at Hazy Star and his broken nose.
>”Ya know? My old man is from Detrot as well…” Rainbow Dash says, “and he really was quite the tough guy, when I ask him about his former life in that place he just stays quiet and changes the topic.”
>Rainbow Dash takes a sip from her drink.
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>>30472802

>”They both must’ve had really tough lives dearie,” Rarity adds, “I wasn’t expecting Anon to use that technique he taught me on Mac. He even warned me to use it if I really needed it.”
>”Good thing no pervs walk up to you anymore eh Rarity?” Pinkie Pie asks.
>”Heavens no dearie, Anon taught me plenty of useful stuff against those ruffians. However I’m still uneasy about going out anyways…the city has turned quite violent lately.”
>”True,” Pinkie Pie says, “Mr. Cake has to close his shop at 6 o’clock. If it weren’t for Nonny who knows what would’ve happened to him!”
”Yeah…it’s beginning to suck around here, but…have you guys noticed anything weird about Anon?”
>”Like what?” Fluttershy asks.
“Call me crazy but, it’s just all those dreams I’ve had about Anon…it’s always him saving us from awful situations before he gets killed by an unknown man. I’m really worried about him.”
>”I-I’ve had them too,” Applejack says, “they’re so eerie!”
>”S-so have I…” Fluttershy says, “I even had an awful dream about him…that he was the Canterlot Maniac.”
>Your friends stay silent.
>Eventually you, Rainbow Dash and Rarity start laughing.
>”Oh Fluttershy, that’s a good one.”
>Applejack chuckles as well.
>”I think they both share similarities, and you know why? Because he’s obviously trying to frame him. Anon is that freak’s scapegoat.”
“What makes you think that?”
>”The Canterlot Maniac both wear jackets, he stole Anon’s car, he said I was his friend while I was at the hospital. Isn’t it obvious?”
>”Ooooh,” Fluttershy says, “I think I get what you’re saying.”
>”Wow, what a jerk.” Rainbow adds.
>”But I gotta be honest, that freak sure saved my life, Anon did it again yesterday as well, using nothing but his car’s crowbar”
“HE WHAT?!” Both you and the rest of the gang say at the same time.
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>>30472814

>Applejack takes her time to explain what happened last night before and after those thugs broke into your home.
“Wow…”
>”Anon can’t catch a break now can he?” Rainbow Dash says.
>”Last night? He finally did…” Applejack says with a smug smile on her face, “I’ll be eternally thankful to him.”
>You giggle.
“And he’s picking up apples at the moment. Wow Applejack. What did you do to deserve this?”
>Applejack laughs.
>”I don’t know. But I sure know one thing, Big Mac should try to kick Anon’s butt once again.”
>You all share a laugh.
>”I’m still kind of worried over him,” Fluttershy says, “those dreams can’t be good. Have you wrote anything about this to Princess Twilight Sunset?”
“I have…she says that there has been quite a ruckus between our world and hers. But she really can’t find an explanation about those dreams, she might be afraid such dreams might be prophetic.”
>”Prophetic? As in…they might happen after all?!” Applejack says.
>You nod.
“She also believes that Canterlot Maniac might be a bearer of dark magic.”
>https://my.mixtape.moe/tzlsrl.mp3
>”Dark Magic?!” Fluttershy yelps, “what is that?”
“Our magic represents all that is good in our world. You know, that same magic that connect our world with Princess Twilight’s. It also makes us grow wings and pony ears.”
>”Yeah, that magic…but why haven’t we grown anything in the past months?”
“I don’t know…Princess Twilight said that said bearer of dark is blocking our magic. However, the bonds between us are very strong. It’s as if someone linked to us was making us weaker.”
>”Oh no,” Fluttershy says, “what should we even do?”
“In Princess Twilight’s own words…we have to get rid of said dark magic.”
>Your friends stay silent.
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>>30472819

>”…as in, fighting against that freak? Yeaaaah no, I want to live,” Rainbow Dash says.
“Not exactly, the dark magic grows stronger each time more news appear about massacres. I had very strong nightmares the night Applejack was kidnapped.”
>”Well, that freak killed about sixty men in that facility, I didn’t see anything other than that fat man getting shot in the face,” Applejack shivers recalling such memory.
“He must believe killing all those people must be benefit the city. What is truly happening right now, his magic grows stronger and stronger.”
>”B-but what should we even do?”
“We just need to find out his identity. The authorities shall take care of him, if he doesn’t have any other people to kill, his dark magic will be weaker.”
>Your friends ponder a thought.
>”Well, where should we even start?”
“I-I got nothing.”
>Rainbow smashes her head against the table.
>Rarity changes the topic.
>”So Rainbow, how’s the things between you and your team?”
>”I don’t really want to talk about it…they must despise me by now.”
“You should really go to their table and apologize then Rainbow, that’s what Anon would’ve wanted.”
>”I-I don’t know, I was a huge jerk to them and-“
“And so were we towards Anon as well, he still humbled up and faced his consequences by himself, because he’s just like that.”
>Rainbow Dash sighs.
>”Well…you’re right Sunset. Here I go…”
>Rainbow Dash stands up and walks towards the soccer team’s table.
“Good luck Rainbow Dash!”
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It's not everyday that your room mate decides to clean your living room where your computer was torn apart to replace some cables and throws away your SSD, Graphics card, Harddrives, and the harddrive mounting rails because "I thought I was helping"
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>>30472829
>There's magic involved
>Anon's power is the opposite of the magic of friendship
>A balance between how powerful he is and the power of friendship has been established
>The girls actively want to stop the Canterlot Maniac now
the implications from this one update is glorious
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>>30472864
It's going to be a very complicated 6 weeks for Anon. Which of the girls do you think will be the most understanding when they find out he's the maniac?
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>>30472829
Dammit
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>>30472932
He needs to stick to Moondancer.

But of the group, probably Sunset as she was killed together with Anon in the previous timeline. I bet that will play a role.
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>>30471862
Continue on making them, it made it to a pretty good number and was bumped off from the constant shitpost treads.
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>>30472976
Moonie is kind of a given, since she's been helping him. Sunset seems a pretty strong guess, and I'd wager AJ or maybe Rarity given how much he's helped the two.

I'd like to say Flutters, but there's no telling how she would react to Anon dishing out Maniac levels of violence. Maybe if it was to protect her she'd be okay with it, but it's hard to say.
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>>30472829


>You’re now Anon.
“Phew, how does Applejack even do it?”
>You’ve been picking apples since 5 A.M.
>And frankly you’re getting sick of it.
>You take a look at your progress.
>48 trees are clean. 452 more to go.
>You climb down the stairs and sit down on the ground.
>Phew.
>It’s been exhausting so far.
>Applejack has to do this every morning and then go to school? Jeez.
>You know she’s gonna be very thankful for this help.
>If she only gets to work 2 hours a day and then who knows how many hours at night, you can safely say you’ve done quite a huge progress.
>You sit down to rest a bit.
>In that moment, a big shadow blocks your path.
>You raise your eyes and see-
“Big Mac!”
>”Anon…”
>https://my.mixtape.moe/utsxuy.mp3
>You quickly stand up.
>”What are you doing here?”
“I uhh…well, due to yesterday’s events-”
>”Ah yes, I remember…” he sarcastically says.
>You look at his leg and arm, all bandaged now.
>You’re glad he doesn’t open his mouth that often, he’s quite cold.
“I came here just to help you guys out. I heard you’re behind schedule so I decided to come by and help Applejack out.”
>Big Mac stays silent.
>”Yeah…we’re behind schedule. You picked all those apples from those trees by yourself?”
“Yeah. It’s not like we have stuff to do or a school to attend in two weeks.”
>”It’s gonna take me 3 months to recover. Thanks to you now I gotta pay a huge hospital bill, as well as my sisters’ bills!”
>You sigh.
“I know, and I’m sorry about that. However you don’t need to worry about your sisters’ bills anymore. I paid for them.”
>”Pardon me?”
“I paid for both of your sisters’ bills. I know you guys aren’t doing so well so…considering part of this is my fault, I decided to make things right.”
>Big Macintosh sighs.
>”…thanks.”
>Wow, he thanked you?

>Big Mac: 0
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>>30473050

>Big Mac takes a look around.
>”I gotta say, that’s a pretty good job Anon. I respect guys with a strong work ethic.”
“Wow, thanks Mac.”
>”My sister really likes you at all…however I’m still not happy of the way you treat her and her friends.”
“If this is about the Fall Formal, yes. I have apologized to them. Have you even heard my side of the story?”
>”…Go on.”
>You tell her what happened the Monday you met Moondancer.
>How your relationships were rocky.
>Your idiotic plan.
>And how you are ashamed about your ex-friend’s actions.
>Big Mac seemed to understand your situation.
“I really didn’t want any of this to happen. It’s exactly why the girls called me a liar that day, they even broke their ties with me.”
>Big Mac shakes his head.
>”Two wrongs don’t make a right Anon.”
>You raise an eyebrow.
“…how was fighting against me a way to restore your family’s honor Mac?”
>Mac looks away.
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>>30473055

>”That’s a different story Anon. However you have to recognize that you offended my sister.”
“We just get along that well. You made Featherweight pay by the way, I didn’t mean to offend her…that kiss meant nothing.”
>”Why’d ya kiss her then?”
“I figured the guys would root for you, and I promised Applejack that I wouldn’t fight you. Considering said factors I came up with something, if I tricked you to fight using all of your strength then I would be excused to show mine…well, half of it.”
>”D-don’t get cocky now Anon…” Big Mac says, clearly upset, “But I gotta admit it, you really fight well. Even when the others joined me.”
“What can I say, you learn fast with thugs on your ass…” you say, recalling your past days in Detrot.
>”Luckily for you, Applejack seemed to forgive you. So I guess I’ll have to do the same. I know when to admit defeat.”
“Mac, this doesn’t have to be like this…I’m doing this because I care for AJ and her family. Especially after what happened to her and your little sister AB two days ago.”
>”Don’t mention it…I liked how you were the first one to pay her a visit. She also texted me what you were doing right now. And I’m impressed, I had to be sure you weren’t raiding her panty drawer.”
>That should be the least of his concerns.
>Besides, the panties Applejack was wearing last night are already inside your car’s glovebox, she gifted them to you.
“So…no hard feelings?”
>”Well, we’re both in big trouble anyways. Now that I’m not available for the heaviest season at our farm we could use some help.”
>Big Mac takes another look at the field.
>”No hard feelings Anon,” he says as he raises his good hand for a handshake.
“Awesome.”
>You shake his hand.

>Big Mac: +50

>Making things right sure is exhausting.
>You only hope Apple Bloom keeps her mouth shut about last night's incident.
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nutty update
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>>30472976
I haven't been here for long, I'm gonna need context on that last one.
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>>30473115
The previous timeline thing? Anon fucked up a lot of shit in his last life and got his brains blown out in front of Sunset, got visited by spooky figures in a dream who told him he fucked up and to try again without sucking this time, then he woke up months prior to his death and started viciously murdering bad people in an effort to prevent the previous events from happening again.
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>>30472829
ABOUT FUCKING TIME. The story's about to take a turn for the better.

The girls are finally gonna take an active roll in the story, instead of just being in the background or only existing within the slice of life sections.

also there's a catch 22 now with Anon's antics.
Ok, so here are his options.
A. stop killing and let all that dark magic stop building up, or...
B. keep killing, fuel the dark energy, destroy friendship and die

He can keep killing, which stops that druglord from turning Canterlot into Camden, New Jersey, but it keeps generating Dark Energy, which is an opposite towards the magic of friendship, OR he can stop killing, which would correlate with the halting of Dark Magic, but the drug lord turns everything into a shit hole place to live, which only causes more pain for everyone. No matter what, it ends in disaster

ALSO this might explain why Anon has done nearly super-human feats like taking down so many gangs BY HIMSELF and getting shot several times without dying. Maybe he's getting fueled by this Dark Energy, which only makes him stronger. Might also explain his unnatural charisma with everyone.

holy shit, all the explanations and possibilities this one update provided.
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>>30472999
Yeah, well, I was pretty much bumping it solo, haha. Though the only thing I've got is discussion now with the waifu coaching and waifu requests, as well as... well, someone's still working on the Treehugger Waifu Wars Babbies trophy picture.
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>>30473238
Pero debes de tener en cuenta los sueños.
Los sueños "profeticos" y los sueños del pasado respresentan un espacio y un tiempo que pudo pasar y que puede pasar.
Hasta donde sabemos, en este momento estan buscando a chicas de pelo rojo, el lider esta encabronado, la policia esta coludida, y ya hemos tenido encuentros con casi todas las Main6.
Nos acercamos a la recta final y ya sabemos como va a terminar pensando y re-leyendo los articulos posteados por Hidroxido de Sodio.

Mientras tanto, esta es una buena historia.
Tu sigue escribiendo, Hidroxido de Sodio, cubriré tu parte y la mía en la construcción del muro.
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>>30473393
There were a few anons bumping it as well, but I don't know that much when it comes down the line. Still, it would be great to see the thread back on.
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>>30473062
Part 3 pastebin???
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>>30464004
Love Making
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>>30473555
I might, just might be a bit though.
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>>30473062

>Back at Canterlot High.
>You’re Sunset Shimmer again.
>https://my.mixtape.moe/yqwdef.mp3
>”So…how did it go?” Applejack asks Rainbow Dash.
>”Pretty well,” Rainbow Dash sarcastically says as she reveals the black eye Sandy Lemon gave to her.
>Applejack stifles a laugh.
>”Hoo boy, you really went full Anon there Rainbow Dash.”
>Rainbow Dash sighs.
>”Now I kind of understand what the guy goes through every day…owww.”
>Fluttershy takes out a bottle of cold water she bought from a vending machine not so long ago and places it on Rainbow’s eye.
>”I wish Anon were here, he would talk to the team and let me in again,” Rainbow says, “owww…careful Fluttershy.”
>”Sorry.”
>”It’s a shame he got suspended isn’t it?” Pinkie Pie says, “it sure feels different without him around.”
“It sure does, well…at least I can keep in touch with him at work. I bet he’s gonna be tired of carrying all those apple baskets by himself,” you say while looking at your phone.
“Uh huh…”
>”What’s wrong Sunset? Now you’re the distracted one,” Applejack says.
“Uh? Ah, it’s nothing. I’m just looking info about that maniac, after all. Princess Twilight herself has asked us to investigate this problem ourselves.”
>”Found anything yet?”
“There was an unconfirmed report of a red haired girl, maybe about our age, that helped out that maniac guy…”
>Your friends look at you.
“Not me obviously!”
>”How could a high school girl even help out the maniac?” Applejack asks.
>You shrug.
“Who knows? Maybe he has a girlfriend.”
>”Oooh, like Bonnie and Clyde?” Rarity asks, “how romantic…”
>You all look at Rarity with wide eyes.
>”…What?”
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>>30473931
Come on, if you won't do it for me, at least do it for the triple numbers. And those that still lurk the thread every while.
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>>30473961

“Oookay, girls…Princess Twilight is counting on us. We need to focus and take that maniac down!”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSogA-vzQWM
>”Count me in sugarcube! We can’t let that dark magic overcome ours!” Applejack says.
>”I’m in! He’s never gonna see us coming after him.” Rainbow Dash says while pumping her fist in midair.
>”Wee! This is gonna be so exciting!” Pinkie Pie says.
>”I’m ready.” Rarity says.
>”Umm…b-but how are we gonna do it?” Fluttershy says.
“Let’s just keep learning more about him.”
>Your friends nod.
“He might seem decent by rescuing all those girls, but he’s no hero. Do you understand?”
>”Darn right,” Applejack says while scratching her head, “my head still hurts from that blow.”
>“We should look for red haired teens as well…” Pinkie Pie says, “if what those reports said are actually true-“
“Pinkie! You’re a genious!”
>”Yeah, I get called a lot…”
“What? Genious?”
>”Nah, Pinkie…”
“…Okay then, we should start by following Canterlot High teens, if nothing happens then we can move around looking at Crystal Prep High teens.”
>”Crystal Prep…doesn’t that Moondancer girl also have red hair?” Rarity says.
>”And Sour Sweet…it fits her personality more. She’s a menace to others!” Rainbow Dash says.
>Moondancer.
“Well, that Moondancer girl sure is skilled in anatomy…she healed Anon’s wounds perfectly.”
>Your friends agree.
“Tell you what, some of you should look for that Moondancer girl once classes come to an end! I’ll take a chance to ‘borrow’ Anon’s phone for a bit and message her while we are at work.”
>”Sounds dangerous…but Danger is my middle name!” Rainbow Dash says.
>”Both Dashie and I have spied on Crystal Prep students before…we got this!” Pinkie Pie says.
“Good! Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity will follow Canterlot High red-haired girls around.”
>Your friends nod.
>The bell rings.
”That’s the plan for today, are you ready?”
>”Ready!”
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>>30473971
>He’s never gonna see us coming
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>>30473050
>That Big Mac
U-Unf
No homo.
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>>30473967
Fine, you got me.
>>30474473
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>>30473971
“Pinkie! You’re a genious!”
>”Yeah, I get called a lot…”
“What? Genious?”
>”Nah, Pinkie…”

Ste men :v

>I’ll take a chance to ‘borrow’ Anon’s phone for a bit and message her while we are at work.”

Oh boy, she gets that phone and the charade is over.
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>>30473115
>>30473137
>He started viciously murdering bad people in an effort to prevent the previous events from happening again
And by doing so he fucked up everything even more, obviously.
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>>30473971
>He’s never gonna see us coming after him
Kek. We Death Note now.

>I'll 'borrow’ Anon’s phone for a bit and message her
Oh shit

Thanks for the greatest update NaOH, a big one too.
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>>30472829
Is there a possibility that Anon isn't the dark magic holder but instead the drug lord?
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>>30476091
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>>30475000
>big one
yeah pretty big
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>>30476091
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Heya guys. Drew some Cheerilee.

Here's the first piece I drew earlier this year.
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>>30478112

Whoops, dropped the chalk.

Drew this a couple months ago.
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>>30478123

And all is revealed.

Finished this last night.
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>>30478211

Mamma mia. Do you take commissions?
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>>30478211
Does Anon get to smash Miss Cheerilee's ass?
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>>30478240

It depends on the content, but I would be willing.
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>>30478112
>>30478123
>>30478211
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>>30478286
I'm curious, would you ever do >>30465050
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>>30478307

Sure.
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>>30478307

I guess I should say if you're interested in commissions, message me on Derpibooru. I'm Someguy88.
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>>30478241
Can you do this?
>>30478505
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>>30478511

Depends on what you mean by 'smash'
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>>30478545
Fugging.
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>>30478551

Ehhh, not really my thing. I like to keep things kind of tame, save for tasteful nudity.
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>>30478505

Sadly, I'm unable to, as I've been IP banned from Derpibooru.
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>>30478564
Then make some tasteful nude cougar Cheerilee.
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>>30478590
I'm not. You can tell me what to send.
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Oh, I forgot I hang out in the thread Discord, if you wanna contact me there.
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>>30473971
Wait if Anon has dark magic does that mean he can use it?
I would love to see Anon get shot and the girls see him "die" but comes back to life like fucking Doctor Manhattan due to the dark magic and fuck their shit up.
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>>30478286
price?
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>>30479426

I don't really have any set prices at the moment; if you want to get in touch with me, we can hash something out.
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So, I got the bases done for Strawberry Sunrise and Sour Sweet and just need to finish appearances.
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>>30480535
Sweet, dude. Can't wait to see them.
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>>30480535
Neat
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>>30473961
>”Oooh, like Bonnie and Clyde?” Rarity asks, “how romantic…”
Plot twist: Rarity is a cold blooded murderer and a deep plant for Dark Blood's gang.
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>>30481889
And she is the dark magic that weakens the other magical energy in the world, not Anon
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> been gone for a week
> NaOH floods the thread
> mfw lewds

Ho boi
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>>30483632
Nice blog post
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>>30483656
Nice meme
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>>30483813
Degenerate duty
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Got both done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdhzfHz7Y8I - Strawberry Sunrise(Who had too many letters to fit on the name edit list) vs Applejack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rsytsiG5nE - Sour Sweet(Which I'm trying a ponytail default head) vs Sunset Shimmer
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>im stil patiently waiting for sarge to rise from the dead and finish warewolf3
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>>30485960
That's the one where every one of the girls had some weird ass secret except Rainbow, right?
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>>30483632
Welcome back.
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>>30483632
Summer school went well?
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https://pastebin.com/Y6VUhdVF

>>30447625
>You toss in your history book and look around for your math book.
>After checking that it isn’t noticeable in the surface, you dig in and search for it.
>It hasn’t been the same since last night.
>Scratch that; nothing has been the same ever since you wore those skinny jeans from last week.
>You lost your best friend, the most popular girls in the school without a doubt hate you, and your parents will scorn you for not just your high school life, but until the day that you die.
>They were displeased with your actions and behavior for the last few days.
>Destroying someone else's property a few times, irrational drama being tossed around, you being marinated in alcohol.
>It was more than enough for them to lecture you for a good hour, along with the confiscation of your phone, TV, videogames, internet, even hanging out with Norman.
>You told them about what happened between you and Norman and they were stunned for a moment, but didn’t buy it for a moment until they called Norman’s mother to confirm that you two weren’t hanging out anymore.
>Your parents laid back on going out, even though Norman was your close and only friend to hang out with.
>Looks like you’ll be sipping a nice milkshake alone for a long time.
>You finally manage to find your math book and pull yourself out of your locker.
>Just as you stand up, someone slams it shut in the sidelines.
>”So, you like making people cry, huh?” Rainbow Dash walks in front of you with her arms crossed and a look that reads ‘You’re dead’
>"What makes you think that you could make my best friend cry and you could just get away with it?"

I wanted to leave a bit of green, after a long week. More in the upcoming day.
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>>30489315
>mfw Angry Dash is my fetish
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>>30473971


>Classes come to an end.
>You and the girls walk out the building.
>Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity know what they have to do.
>There are a few red haired girls at Canterlot High, so it won’t be hard to track them down.
>They split up and follow three of them.
>Rarity and Applejack are more direct, talking to Rose Heart and Baton Switch.
>They seem to know what they’re doing.
>Fluttershy just spies on her target, Raspberry Fluff, and follows behind.
>Rainbow and Pinkie already left to Moondancer’s school. Crystal Prep High.
>You only hope they don’t run into trouble.
>You’re very interested about that Moondancer girl, which to your opinion, seems to fit more the description of the Canterlot Maniac’s assistant.
>A car parks behind you and the driver honks its horn.
>You turn your head around your shoulder and find Anon waving at you from his vehicle.
>He’s already wearing his uniform.
>”Heya Sunny!” He happily says, “ready to go?”
>Keep calm Sunset.
>You’ve been having unnerving thoughts about Anon lately, and you want to dispel them.
“Anon!” You reply with a big smile, “yeah…I am.”
>Anon opens the door for you from his seat.
>You get inside and close the door.
>https://my.mixtape.moe/iyedfq.mp3
>Anon looks quite tired, but he still tries to maintain that cute smile of his you love so much.
”Soo…how was your first day of suspension?”
>He chuckles.
>”My parents are mad with me as usual, I picked apples until my body couldn’t stand it anymore. But hey! At least the Apples and I are on good terms now. Including Mac…”
“That’s good to know…”
>”You okay?”
>You sigh.
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>>30489511

“I haven’t been able to sleep very well Anon,” you say while yawning.
>”Are the Dazzlings giving you problems?”
“Well…Adagio can’t stop talking in her sleep, but that’s not really the problem.”
>”What? Is Sonata hogging up the bed?” Anon jokingly says, “you should get two individual beds instead of sharing a big bed with one of those girls every week.”
>You giggle.
”Nah, it’s nothing…it’s just, I’ve been having a lot of nightmares lately.”
>“That’s not good.”
“They usually involve us.”
>”Like your friends and-“
“No, just you and me.”
>Anon’s bright face turns into a stern look.
>”Really now?”
“I know this might sound silly, but…I’ve been having tons of nightmares where you are just covered in blood, and-“
>”Huh, I didn’t know you hated me that much Sunset,” Anon says.
“H-hate you?! No Anon! I don’t hate you at all!”
>”Really? Those dreams are usually involved with hatred.”
“Please listen to me…in such nightmares you always look desperate and tired before you kneel down. Every time I try to comfort you you…well, get shot and die!”
>Anon shakes his head.
“I’m very afraid this could happen to you one of these days, after all…despite all my warnings, you keep fighting Silver Fang’s thugs.”
>Anon’s face goes from a gloomy mood to a happier one.
>He lets out a relieved sigh.
>“Phew…is that everything? Oh Sunny!”
>Anon stretches his right arm and brings you closer to him.
>“You keep worrying about this young fool? That’s so cute!” He says after hugging your head with his arm and placing it on his chest, as if you were his little sister.
>You smile a bit before he releases his grip on you.
>”I told you, I’m fine. I ain’t scared of no thugs…besides, I would keep my head low if y’all didn’t get into trouble every five seconds. It’s always up to me to save your perfect butt.”
>Perfect butt?
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>>30489527

“Yeah but, what if that Moondancer girl wasn’t there to stitch your arms?”
>”Well, then I guess I would’ve ended up in prison by now,” Anon says, “after all; that guy who saved all those girls is still at large and the cops are getting desperate to find him.”
>Anon stops at a red light.
>”Or I’d be dead…who gives a damn? Not you or the girls it seems, every little bad thing I do outshines the good ones.”
>The light goes green and Anon steps on the gas.
“You’re wrong Anon, we deeply care about you. The soccer team cares about you, I care about you. If it weren’t for you I’d still be slaving at that horrible job at the Mall.”
>Anon chuckles.
>”Yeah, and thanks to me you got three horrible roommates.”
>You laugh.
“They aren’t that bad, but I wish they could stop wearing my clothes, or eating my groceries, or using my razor…”
>”Your razor?”
“Leeeet’s not get into details okay?”
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>>30489536

>”Speaking of which…Sonata sent me this pic weeks ago,” Anon says as he hands you his phone.
>He shows you a pic of your roommate doing-
“WHAT THE?! GAH! I’M GONNA KILL HER! THAT’S MY UNDERWEAR!”
>You shut yourself up with a hand and immediately go red as a tomato from embarrassment.
>Anon bursts out laughing.
>”It’s yours?! Damn Sunny…that’s so hot! Although red suits you even better.”
“Shut up shut up shut up Anon! Why do you even have this in your phone?!” You angrily yell at him.
>”Sonata has something for me I guess…and boy she can’t keep herself from messaging me…I like her though, she’s pretty funny.”
“Delete this right now Anon!” You say.
>“Nah, I’m gonna keep it now knowing those undies are yours,” he says with a smug grin.
”You’re a big pervert, you know that?”
>”You’re not one to talk…Miss ‘Wild Stallions IX’.
>Y-your biggest secret.
“…H-how did you-”
>”Sonata found your DVD one night before the Fall Formal while looking for a decent movie to watch, she took a pic of it and texted it to me for shits and giggles, be glad she didn’t shame you on Lifeinvader or Bleeter, I asked her not to do it.”
”…Really?”
>”Well…in exchange for her silence she asked me for one thing, the only thing she wanted to see ever since she sent me that pic. SO! Your secret is safe.”
>What is he babbling about?
>You scroll down the conversation without Anon noticing.
>Your eyes go wide.
>Anon sent Sonata a full-body naked pic of himself.
>”It’s fine Sunny…not gonna say a word about your, peculiar tastes.”
“Y-You better not!” You say before sending Anon’s pic to your phone in a subtle way, and pretending to be offended.
>Awww yes!
>(Wait Sunset, what the heck are you doing?) You think.
>Now that you think of it. You have Anon’s phone on your hand! He gave it to you!
>You quickly look for messages from Moondancer.
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>>30489546

>Last message reads:
>Moonie: [Have a goodnight Anon! Love you!]
>”Can I have my phone back Sunny?”
>You scroll up.
>Moonie: [You did great!]
>You scroll up.
>“Sunny?”
>Moonie: [Uh oh, do you think they’re onto me Anon?]
>WHAT?!
>You scroll down and try to read.
>”SUNSET!”
“Wha-?”
>Anon snatches his phone away from your hands.
>”What are you doing?! Were you reading through my messages?”
“N-no. I wasn’t.”
>”I just wanted to show you one thing!”
>He’s so upset!
>You’re going to distract him, only if you want to learn more about Moondancer.
“W-well…I was curious about that thing you did because of Sonata.”
>Anon’s eyes go wide open.
“I-I looked at your photo…and I liked what I saw.”
>”…really?”
>Men…
>You’re gonna trick Anon into giving you access to his phone.
>It won’t be hard, you’ll just use his perverted mind to help you out.
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>>30489550
No Anon grab the phone. Stop thinking with your dong.
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>>30489546
>'Wild Stallions IX'
I haven't laughed this hard in days. Thanks pendejo lo necesitaba
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>>30486024
yeah
sarge got hurt and died or something
but still lurks apparently
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>>30489802
Isn't he busy with life?
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>>30489578
>Stop thinking with your dong.
Do you even penis?
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>>30489802
Man, that green was all over the place
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>>30489550
>“I-I looked at your photo…and I liked what I saw.”
>Men…
Yeah, as if she didn't like it for real.
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>>30489511
>https://my.mixtape.moe/iyedfq.mp3
I need that sauce you know..
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>>30489546
>Anon sent Sonata a full-body naked pic of himself.
W-was he erect too?
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>>30490523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0daWfhJH54E
Mumiy Troll - Speed.
Looped the first 30 secs like in Meet'N'Fuck - Intensive Therapy
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>>30490605
>tfw slav can't recognize his own song
Thanks man, I knew it sounded familiar.
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>>30490605
>meetnfuck
Man, what a blast from the past.
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>>30489315
>Being so upset that you have to deal with this now, you sigh out of disbelief.
“Look, Dash--”
>”No, YOU listen here; when you start to pick on my friends, I come in and talk some sense into you.” She slams her fist on the locker. “And by talk, I mean a beat down from me.”
“Dash--”
>”I’m not done here.” She cuts you off again. “If you try to talk to Fluttershy again, or even just look at her, I will gut you like a stuck pig.”
“I didn’t--”
>”What? Mean to be a total tool? Be a moron and snap at the nicest people in school?”
>You start to ball your fist.
>No, not now.
>Not with her.
“You just don’t get it.”
>”I think I do. As if I would take anything else that would be true from the likes of you.”
“And what did I do, huh?!”
>”A number of things for the last week; destroyed Pinkie Pie’s boombox, being a thankless jerk with Rarity, screwing up Applejack’s farm. You know, that’s more than enough reasons to hate you, you know.”
>So, not only did her friends give her the watered down version, but now she admits her distaste for you?
>Alright then, you may as well let out all of the cards on the table.
>You don’t even care if it’s in the middle of school time, not like anything matters to you as of this moment.
“And I can’t believe I had a crush on you for months!”
>She raises an eyebrow.
>”Wait, what?”
“That’s right. I went to all of your games and cheered for you like a madman, I love your rough, snarky attitude and your long, Rainbow hair flowing as you run around the field.”
>You start to pour out everything, lost from all the adrenaline and speeding thoughts that are whizzing by you.
“And, the way how you punt that soccer ball every time you get close enough to the goal post. And I’m sure that no one mentioned it, but I will; I love it how your voice cracks every once in awhile!”
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>>30492577
Someone's about to get rekt, and I don't think it's gonna be Anon.
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>>30489550
Goddammit Anon, use the head upstairs, not the one downstairs.
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>>30492577
>She just stands there, wide eyed and embarrassed from listening on what you had.
>”Y-you actually like my voice when it cracks?” She mumbles out.
>”Ahem!”
>You turn to the side and see Principal Celestia calling for your attention.
>”If there’s a problem, the two of you could continue this in my office.” She suggests.
>”No, there’s no problem here, right?” Rainbow Dash answers.
>You dot your eyes between the two, unsure on passing it by, or taking it any further.
>”So, Mr. Mous? What do you have to say?” The principal demands for your input.
>Rainbow Dash did back down, right before the principal jumped in.
>Maybe now she sees more than what's on the surface.
“We’re fine.”
>”Okay then. But, if I see this again, you two will have to serve detention.” She threatens you before walking away..
>The students slowly go back to doing their daily routine before heading back to class, leaving you and Dash out in the hallway.
>”I never had someone that would…” She stops herself, thinking over her next move. “Can we finish this up later, I need to head for class because my parents need me to get my attendance up.”
“Sure, where?”
>”You know where.” She says with a smirk.
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I'll post what I've got of this so far I guess

"Good Evening, Ms.Sparkle."
>"I suppose it is Mr..."
"Footnote. Pleasure."
>You extend your hand but she does not reach out to grasp it.
>She continues to stare at you, her gaze unmoving.
>"I'm not really one for pleasantries, Mr.Footnote."
>You withdraw your hand, the sting of rejection starting to welt
>"That being said, I appreciate you getting me out of my jacket for a couple moments. So I will entertain whatever it is that you wish. For now."
"I assure you, Ms. Sparkle, I am not here to waste your time."
>"That is not really my concern, seeing as time is all I have now."
"Judging by the rulings, I'd dare to disagree."
>A slight twitch of her eyebrow betrays her annoyance on her otherwise stoic face.
>"Regardless of whatever is in store for me in the future, I am here now. What is it that you want."
>You take a seat opposite her and meet her cold stare.
"Ms. Sparkle, I am a crime novel writer. Most of my life's work has been riding off the coattails of precincts across the country."
>A ghost of a smile appears and vanishes before you have time to register the emotion.
"I've decided to...branch out from my usual work."
>Twilight leans in closer, almost uncomfortably close.
>You would feel more alarmed were it not for the handcuffs shackled to her wrists.
>Calm yourself, Footnote. Don't let her see your fear.
>"And...how do you plan on doing that?"
"I've accumulated a good amount of money to travel across the country and interview death row inmates. My book will essentially be a last will and testament of most of these people."
>A much more visible grin spreads across her face.
>"So instead of riding the coattails of the police, you've chosen to ride my coattails?"
"I-..."
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>>30496325
>Ouch.
"Not quite."
>"How is this any different?"
"Ms. Sparkle, I've read that almost a fourth of the people sentenced to death row have been done so illegitimately. Falsely accused, shunned by society and marked for death for a crime they did not commit. While most have resigned themselves to await merciful oblivion, others take a more...hopeful position.
>Twilight scoffs and rolls her eyes.
"Please, if you know the outcomes of the trials, you know that I practically admitted to it.
>"I was getting to that. Wile I am concerned with the current state of our legal system, I do take a more...grim...interest in this.
>Your statement is met with an inquistive glare.
>Suddenly feeling the need for a healthier distance, you rise from your seat and decide to pace around the room.
"You see, Ms.Sparkle, people like me, aren't just interested in the how. We want to know why.
>Her eyes never leave you, slowly following your steady pace.
"Everyone always hears about how people like you are monsters, cruel and sadistic, with only one goal and mind."
>They track you, like a predator, waiting for it's opportune moment to unleash a singular strike.
"But people like me, we know better! We want to ask! We want to understand! We want to KNOW!"
>To puncuate your sentence, you slam your hands onto the table, and meet her gaze once more.
>You immediately regret your outburt as soon as you finish.
>What got into you?
>Did you go too far?
>Is she going to try and...
>No she's pretty locked down.
>The two of you stare at each other for what seems like hours, waiting for the other to make the first move.
>Finally, Twilight speaks. Her voice monotone. Unreadable. Grave.
>"What's in it for me."
"Wh-what?"
>"You heard me. What do I get if I agree."
"Well, I-uhm-I-uhhh...well. What do you want?"
>"Out."
"Within reason."
>"Out."
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>>30496332
"Ms.Sparkle, you're on death row. I don't think I can really negogiate your rele-"
>"No, you simpleton. I want to be outside."
"I...beg pardon?"
>Another roll of her eyes, and a heavy sigh.
>"As of right now, the warden refuses to let me out during yard hours. Says I'd cause trouble with the other female inmates. I want you to talk to her about letting me out there."
"So you just want to go...outside?"
>"Footnote, as of right now, I have 3, maybe 4 weeks to live. I would like to breath and not smell sweat and used tampons for one more time before I die."
"I-alright. I'll schedule a meeting with the warden and see what I can do."
>"Excellent. So we have a deal."
>This time, she extends her shackled hand out.
>You eye it cautiously, waiting for some jape or remark.
>Instead, yet another sigh.
>"Mr.Footnote we are merely sealing the deal with a friendly handshake."
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>>30496340
"I thought you weren't one for pleasantries, though."
>"Yes, but this is strictly business. I am nothing, if not mindful of my manners."
>You choke back a laugh, but slowly graps her hand and shake.
>Her hand is surprisingly soft, for having spent several years in a maximum security prison.
>"Well then, Footnote. I look forward to our...discussions. I trust I shall see you tomorrow?"
"You shall."
>"Very well. I believe our time is up anyway. Enjoy the rest of your evening."
>Unsure of how to respond, you simply nod your head and walk over to the door on the far side.
>You press the rusted button next to the door, which causes a loud buzzer to emit its whine.
>"Mr.Footnote."
"Hmm?"
>A small sliver of a smile can be seen in the faint lighting, but its intentions are well veiled.
>"I do hope that what I have on my mind will...interest you."
"...I hope so too."
>The heavy door slides open, to reveal a large, gruff man with graying hair waiting on the other side.
>He eyes you dismissively before resting his sight on Twilight.
>He grumbles and steps aside, allowing you to pass.
>"Goodnight, Mr.Footnote."
"...Goodnight...Twilight."
>As you pass through the doorway, the guard slides the door shut with a resounding CLANG.

Thats all for now
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>>30496325
>That pic
I'm scaroused
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>>30496352
You've piqued my curiosity. It would take something really fucked up to send a pretty teenage girl to death row.
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>>30489816
pretty sure he's an armybro
>>30490103
thats kind of why i liked it
i loved warewolf1 and warewolf2 so im hoping he comes back around near halloween and finishes it
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>>30489831
>he cant unto penis
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>>30496380
>Instead of having a last meal, Twi would want a last orgasm.
>You're responsible for providing her with this

muh male sexual organ
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>>30496380
What if it takes place in an alternate universe where Midnight Sparkle managed to kill her classmates during the friendship games including the Humane 6.
Since Midnight Sparkle took control of Twilight without her wanting to she was essentially in the "backseat" watching Midnight slaughter her peers.
It mentally broke her.
By the time she gained control it was too late.
The police has arrived and see a lone purple girl covered in blood, laughing maniacally with mangled bodies around her.
The officer that took her in was Shining Armor.
Twilight is now known as "The Friendship Killer."
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>>30496430
I dropped it towards the end of part two, I think just after the fight with the sirens. I didn't realize it wasn't finished.

I will say though, I thought he did a pretty good characterization of the girls, aside from Sunset. The RE mansion was pretty cool too. Didn't much care for all the super mystical white werewolf stuff and the powers he gets though.
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>>30497520
Should we give this idea its own thread?
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>>30497555
It's your choice.
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>>30496325
>>30496375
>>30497376
Why are psychopaths so hot
fucks sake
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>>30497630
>Twilight will never ride you while holding a knife against your throat.
>She will never kiss your forehead afterwards.
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>>30497641
>You'll never accidentally find out about her 'condition' when going on a date with her
>The trigger being trying to take hold of her hand while walking down the hallway of some shitty theater
>She'll never pin you down against a wall, pressing a small knife against your throat, telling you that 'You shouldn't have done that,'
>You'll never freeze in fear and confusion, wondering how and why does this meek and shy girl is threatening your life
>"We're all alone now,"
"Please don't,"
>Your begging sends a shiver down her back
>"Why shouldn't I?"
>She closes the distance between your faces, your vision now filled with her beautiful, terrorizing eyes, her mouth close enough for you to smell her breath
"I-I'll do anything, please Twilight--"
>"Oh~, that's right, I could do anything to you right now~,"
>Her free hand shoot up and you flinch in fear, readying yourself for the incoming hit, but nothing comes
>And you gasp and open your eyes wide when you feel her palm cupping your cheek, her nails lightly scraping the side of your face on their way up, and when there, she grabs a handful of your scalp
>"I could kill you,"
>You shake your head and whimper some more
>"I could kiss you,"
>You don't have the time to react, her lips are already on yours, her movements pushing the blade further into your skin
>And she breaks the contact and lean back, just an inch
>"Or I could even do this,"
>She lifts her knee and pushes it between yours, parting them, her tender flesh rubbing their way up and up, and up
>Until it finally can't anymore, lifting your balls and pressing against your crotch, the force not enough to hurt but more than enough to send junior the wake up call, waves of pleasure shooting up your spine and joining the confusion and dread inside of your mind
>"I can do whatever I want to you right now, and nothing could stop me,"
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>>30497742
"A-anything but the first option, please,"
>She bites her lip to stifle a moan
>"If you could see your face right now, you're just so cute!"
>And she kisses you once again, this one more eager and lasting longer than the last
>Then she leans forward some more, her lips stopping an inch away from your ear
>"Tell me you'll do anything~,"
>You shiver, you're not sure if it's from the need dripping from her sweet whispering voice, the warm air washing against your sensitive skin or the fear of it all
"I-I-I'll do anything!"
>Her teeth finds your ear, biting it harder than you would've liked, and her hips shifts slightly, her thigh pressing deeper into your crotch and pinning your hardening member against it
>You stifle a groan, unsure of how she wants you to react, or if she wants you to react at all
>"You can't believe how wet I am right now~,"
>And her contact break
>She lowers her knee and pushes herself away from you
>But not without giving you one last peck, her hand drifting its way down your scalp and caressing your cheek, before giving your neck a light grope, her nails scratching against your nape
>"I'm going to have so much fun with you,"
>She takes hold of your hand and pull you away from the wall
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>>30497820
I was going to write a family-ish SoL green about living with a psycho wife and having to cope with her, but I got stuck with that shit
I'm way too horny
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>>30496352
This green, I like it, give me more.
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>>30497820
Frak, that's the hottest thing I've read all week!
They gonna finish the date? Or has he already finished in his pants?
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>>30496325
Is this going to be a harley x joker style?
Like the doctor falls in love with the patient.
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>>30497552
i dont even him posting that
the only parts i remember is where his pastebin up too
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>>30499357
N-no
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>>30499715
What do you think of
>>30497520
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>>30498799
I was going to write the climax while watching the movie but I don't think I'll finish it, sorry Anon
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>>30499568
I think I found it by digging through the threads pastebin, rather than his
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>>30499999
>>
So, here's my current Waifu Request shortlist:
Amethyst Star
Nurse Redheart
?????
?????
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Hey all!

Sorry for fucking dying, but SGDQ, N. Sane trilogy and a bunch of other shit got stacked up, plus I'm struggling to find a new appartment, so my sleep schedule has been practically non-existent for the last couple of weeks.

Hopefully I'll have an update out by this week, it's more or less ready to go, but I have a few things I need to fix.

Thanks for being patient! Have some complimentary space.
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>>30500357
Did you make Major Mare?

>>30501222
I'll be waiting senpai
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>>30501788
Do you mean the Mayor?
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>>30501807
Yeah.

I need to sleep.
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>>30501828
Have not, but I can.
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>>30489550

>Meanwhile.
>You’re now Rainbow Dash.
>https://youtu.be/XYAmSGibo_8
>”Tippity toe…let’s go slow!” Pinkie Pie whispers.
“Ugh…”
>You’re in enemy territory.
>You really hate Crystal Prep Academy and their snob students.
>”Wow, this place is quite fancy don’t you think Dashie?”
“Yeah…I’m sure Rarity would love to attend this school, anyways Pinkie, focus! We’re here to look for that Moondancer girl!”
>”Do you really think she’s /our girl/?”
“I’m not sure, something suspicious about her is the way how she helped out Anon with those bullet wounds herself.”
>”Hmm…that’s true. Hey look!”
>You check your watch.
>3:02 P.M.
>Most students are leaving the premises.
>You hide behind the bushes and grab a pair of binoculars from Pinkie’s hair.
“No sign of Moondancer…Do you think she already left?”
>”Perhaps she’s still inside the building. She looks like a smart girl.”
>There’s Sour Sweet, a girl you’ve heard a lot about.
>She’s the Volleyball captain.
>And a total pain in the butt according to Canterlot High’s volleyball team.
>Other than that, you don’t see other red-haired girls.
>”Nope, no red haired girls around, and no Moondancer.”
>Pinkie Pie points at an open window.
>”I found an entrance! She’s probably inside!”
“Good job Pinkie!” You say as you pet her head like you do with Tank.
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>>30501888

>You both rush towards the open window and climb inside it once you make sure there’s no people around.
>You’re inside the music classroom.
>”Geez…this Academy spends big bucks unlike ours.”
“Shh…let’s look for that Moondancer girl.”
>You open the door a bit and peek your head through to check if there’s someone nearby.
>You signal Pinkie that it’s okay to proceed.
“Pinkie Pie?”
>You turn around, but don’t find Pinkie Pie nearby.
“Pinkie?”
>”DASHIE!” Pinkie yells as she pops out of a cardboard box that was lying next to a bunch of musical instruments.
“GAH!”
>”Whad’ya think of my camouflage?”
“The heck are you doing?! This is no time for jokes! I almost get a heart attack!”
>”Whoopsie…sorry!”
>You groan.
>You both get out of the music room and walk around the school’s hallways.
>You peek through every little window to check what’s on the other side of it.
>Nothing but lots of empty classrooms.
>”I found her!” Pinkie Pie says.
“SHHH! Be quiet!”
>You take a peek and find that Anon-stealing whore alone in a fancy laboratory, wearing a lab coat and taking notes.
>She grabs her phone and texts somebody.
>If it’s Anon she’s texting you’ll demand her to leave him alone.
>”Wowie, she looks quite happy.”
>Moondancer lets out a content sigh and keeps writing notes.
>”Mmm…have you noticed something Dashie?”
“What?”
>”Every locker is labeled…we could probably locate Moondancer’s locker and check for clues.”
“You’re on fire today Pinkie!” You say to compliment your clumsy friend.
>”What?! Put it out! PUT IT O-”
>You shut Pinkie Pie up by placing your hand on her big mouth.
>Moondancer stands up.
“Shit! Hide!”
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>>30501900

>You hide behind a locker.
>Moondancer opens the door and looks around.
>”Must’ve been my imagination…” She says before closing the door.
>You let out a relieved sigh.
>Now where on Earth is Pinkie Pie?
>”Surprise!” Pinkie says as she pops out of that damn box again.
“GAH!”
>Pinkie Pie apologizes.
>You shake your head at her and ask her to locate Moondancer’s locker.
>”Aye aye captain!”
>You’re gonna observe Moondancer more.
>Pinkie Pie leaves.
>Finally! Some alone time.
>You check on Moondancer.
>Moondancer takes a sexy selfie of her, biting her glasses and exposing her chest a bit.
>Oh come on!
>If Anon is the one receiving that picture he’s a dead man.
>Moondancer keeps texting.
>She shakes her head and rolls her eyes.
>[”Fine…”]
>Moondancer starts unbuttoning her lab coat and shirt and takes off her skirt to keep taking pictures of herself.
>L-lewd…
>Every new picture she takes is sexier than the former.
“For your sake Anon…delete those pictures,” you whisper to yourself.
>”Found it!”
“GAH! Stop creeping on me like that!” You yell at Pinkie Pie.
>[“EEE-! WHO’S THERE?!”] Moondancer yells...
“Crap!”
>Both you and Pinkie Pie run away from the lab.
>Moondancer doesn’t follow behind.
>It looks like she didn’t saw you.
>”The locker doesn’t have a lock by the way!” Pinkie Pie says, “do you think it might be okay to open it?”
“Anon didn’t ask around for permission to bust Gilda did he?”
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>>30501920

>Moondancer’s locker.
>”Let’s do this quickly! We need to get out of here!”
>You open the locker and find a bunch of books.
>They look pretty complicated for a high school girl.
>”Thermodai- what now?” Pinkie Pie says, “OH LOOK! There’s a picture of Nonny and Moondancer together!”
>You grab the picture and tear it apart.
“No, there isn’t!”
>You keep searching through her locker and find a odd notes.
”What the heck is this?”
>You open a weird notebook and find instructions and names written in it.
>[Pop: Add Caustic Soda to the mix…]
>”Caustic what now?”
>[Mon, Wed, Fri – 45th Av. 11:30 A.M. – Platinum Flare / 8:40 P.M. - Gilda]
>”What does it mean Dashie?”
“Dunno…but this is substantial evidence, we found what we came for Pinkie. That Moondancer girl IS the culprit!”
>”YAAY! We did it! We’re the best detectives ever!”
>All of a sudden.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyKWuJB0Tw8
>”H-HEY!”
>You and Pinkie turn around and find a flustered nerd running towards you.
>”WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THAT’S MY LOCKER!” Moondancer cries.
“RUN PINKIE!”
>”AAAH!” Pinkie yells and makes a run for it.
>You shove the notes and the weird notebook in your backpack and make a run for it.
>”STOP! Thieves!”
>”RUN DASHIE!”
>Moondancer yells for help.
>A Crystal Prep’s security guard walks out of the restroom and immediately aids Moondancer.
>”Please! You gotta stop them! They’ve stolen some important documents of mine!”
>The guard calls for back up.
>More guards who were roaming the school’s premises enter the building and go after you and your friend.
>They lock all the possible exits.
>”We’re surrounded Dashie! How do we get out of here?!”
“I-uhh…I-“
>”Freeze!” Four guards yell at you.
"Crap..."
>You both obey the guards.
>”I DON’T WANNA GO TO PRISON DASHIEEE! WAAAAAAHHHH!” Pinkie Pie cries.
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>>30501900
>Pinkie yells as she pops out of a cardboard box
That's the Pinkie I know
Those Crystal Preps won't know what hit'em
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>>30501935
>And then Rainbow kills all the guards.

Is that all for today?
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>>30502163
It's been forty minutes, how slow are you?
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>>30502172
Well I am pretty slow but that's not the case.
I just wasn't in the mood to get new IP after a ban, then a wild faggot popped up in another thread calling my waifu names, so I went and got off the ban. Posting here alongside.

Also NaOH sometimes takes more than hour to update.
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>>30502227
That explains a lot. Since when does that happen? He pours out what he has then bolts out.
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>>30501935

>1 hour later.
>”Breaking into Crystal Prep Academy…opening a girl’s locker and then stealing her research?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS?!” Principal Celestia says.
>You’re in big trouble.
>”They also destroyed my prom picture!” Moondancer angrily yells.
>Both Crystal Prep Academy maximum authorities; Abacus Cinch and Dean Cadance, are present in Cinch’s big office.
>Vice Principal Luna is still stuck in the hospital, so Celestia is giving you the scolding of your lives.
>Pinkie Pie can’t stop her crying.
>”I-I don’t know what made them act like this,” Principal Celestia apologizes to Principal Cinch, “these girls are two of my best students…”
>”If these are your best students then I don’t want to know who your worst students are Principal Celestia…” Abacus Cinch coldly replies, “perhaps it’s your lack of discipline that made them act this way.”
>”I-I’m sure they wanted to play a prank on our students, that’s all!” Dean Cadance says, playing devil’s advocate, “the friendship games are near the corner and-“
>”-I demand to know why your students broke into our academy Principal Celestia!” Principal Abacus Cinch yells.
>”Well Rainbow Dash?!” Principal Celestia asks.
>You pop Moondancer’s notebook out of your backpack.
>”That’s mine!” Moondancer yells.
“Principal Celestia! This girl has helped the Canterlot Maniac to carry their murders! And THIS notebook is the proof!”
>Everyone in the room stays silent.
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>>30502238
Happens when he gets distracted or some other shit, pls let me not go into archives to prove me right. Thx NaOH u saved me
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>>30502247

>https://youtu.be/KFPB2sVUXGI
>”Y-you can’t be serious,” Dean Cadance says.
“We heard in the news that a red haired school girl has been helping out the Maniac! Moondancer fits said description!”
>Moondancer stays silent.
>”Rainbow Dash! That’s a big accusation!” Principal Celestia yells.
“B-but it’s true! She could help the Maniac if he got hurt like she helped out a guy from our school after being shot!”
>Moondancer says nothing.
>”Moondancer is a gifted student! She excels at every subject and we let her do research in our laboratories…” Abacus Cinch replies, “unlike certain ‘best students’ from certain school, she’s skilled in many fields! But to accuse her from associating with such filth! It’s so scandalous!”
“And what about these notes?!”
>”I wrote those myself!” Moondancer yells, “it’s my research about the recent drugs flooding our city. I’m conducting experiments on some lab rats by using the drugs sold in our school and some have died to the doses I administered! Those drugs are extremely dangerous!”
>Principal Cinch nods.
>”I’m quite aware of this process…Platinum Flare is a former student of our institution. But thanks to Moondancer I was able to expel him.”
“…Oh. B-but what about these names HUH?!”
>”Those names? Those are just dealers. I’ve done my research on them make an anonymous tip to the police. If you had stolen that notebook my work would’ve been worthless and the police would’ve had no evidence to convict them!”
>“AH HA! See?! She’s been helping- what?“ Pinkie Pie says.
>”Do you actually think I would help that guy?! You’re nuts!” Moondancer angrily yells.
>Principal Celestia sighs.
>”You two are in serious trouble.”
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>>30502250
I bet you he did that just for shits and giggles.
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>>30502261
Now that's a ridiculous accusation.
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>>30502267
>implying he doesn't fuck with people every so often
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>>30502261
>>30502272
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>>30502261
Nah he wants the reader to get fully into the story, so when it says [1 hour later] he post's it 1 hour later, and when we skip a few weeks in the story - you know what it means.
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>>30502275
I will, when he posts the archive link on when Naoh did this back then.

>>30502279
Its more than that.
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>>30502275
>demands proof when he can't even post an archive to back up his bullshit
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>>30502279
Very first post [1 hour later]
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/username/NaOH/tripcode/%21haOE6mqF0Q/order/asc/
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>>30502323
Just barely.
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>>30496352
>...
>...
>"Ah, Mr.Footnote! How kind of you to join me."
"Well, I did arrange our scheduled meetings so..."
>Twilight dismisses you with a small wave of her dainty hand.
>A hand that ripped away the lives of so many...
>"I'm merely jesting, Mr.Footnote. I may be staring at the face of death, but I still find slight humor in little things."
>You take a seat across from her.
>You note that they chair is slightly more comfortable, and doesn't feel like it will bend to the slightest weight.
>The warden had agreed to relocate your sessions with Twilight to the more recently renovated interrogation rooms, provided that someone be continuously observing the exchange from behind a one-way window.
>Sure enough, on the left side of the room, a pitch-black window is set into the concrete.
>You stare into it, yet are only able to see
>One of the first things you notice is that the lighting in the room is much more ample.
>The blinding white of the walls reflects the incandescent lights to the point where you almost have to squint.
>"Well, Mr. Footnote? Are we going to start?"
>The second thing...person you notice is Twilight herself.
>Considering her surroundings, she has managed to keep herself quite clean and tidy.
>Her hair gives off a pleasant shine, groomed and pinned back, no knots or frays in sight.
>Her skin is washed and blemish-free.
>You'd almost mistake her for a model were it not for her outfit.
>The only noticeable difference is that she seems to be quite thin.
>Her restricted diet in the prison must have a part in this.
"You certainly clean up well, for living in a prison."
>"I put on my sunday best, just for you. My finest polyester jumpsuit."
"I can see that. I guess."
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>>30502381
Also wanted to say yesterday that this story is cool and I'd love to see more.
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>>30502381
>You pull out your briefcase, unlocking it with a loud *CLICK*
"Now, Twilight, for the sake of transparency and legal matters, I wi-"
>Twilight holds her hand out to stop you.
>"Before we go into such things, I must know that you have done as I asked."
"...As you...asked?"
>She rolls her eyes impatiently, but her tone hides the fact.
"What we discussed yesterday? You talked to the warden did you not?"
"Oh! OH! Yes! Yes! I did! I discussed it with her!"
>"..."
"..."
>"...And?"
"Oh, well, she is quite an adamant woman, almost stubborn to a fault-"
>"Yes, she is quite...troublesome. Or rather I should say she's quite obstinate in her choices."
"Yes..well, in any case, in the end I persuaded her to considering to allow you a time where you can, under supervision, enjoy some solitary outside time."
>Her brow furrows and she purses her lips before speaking.
>"Solitary?"
"Y-yes. As in you will be allowed your own time once the rest of the inmates have returned to...their..cells..."
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>>30502323
>wfd started 2 and a half years ago
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>>30502416
>Third chance hyp
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>>30502323
Just to think I was a junior in high school when it started now I'm starting my second year in uni. Damn time goes fast.
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>>30502286
>I will, when he posts the archive link on when Naoh did this back then.
Thanks but no thanks, I'm already in the right since he posted an update after "It's been forty minutes". Nothing else to prove. Case closed.
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>>30502477
Lazy faggot
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>>30502499
I just value my time Anon! It is so much more productive to browse threads than checking archives.
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>>30502512
I'd understand if it was for porn, but what else can you possibly look through here?
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>>30502519
Greens, You's, discu- shitposting.

You just had to ruin it for me, didn't you?
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>>30502573
That is actually impressive. I expected worse.
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>>30502429
if he does this i may have to read it and thuroughly enjoy it while i read it
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>>30467234
>winter formal dash is still going
What great thing have I done to deserve this, and what evil thing have I done to deserve not knowing about it until now?
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>>30502429
The ride never ends
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>>30502641
Really? What's the last thing you read?
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>>30502411
>You trail off as you realize how intensely Twilight is staring at you.
>You can discern no emotion from them, but they look as though they could burn holes through you.
>After a moment, a wide smile appears on her face.
>"Thank you, Mr.Footnote. That is welcome news."
"It...is?"
>"I mean, it would have been preferable if I had human interaction, but if it is what you I have been granted, I will ask for no more."
>Her smile slowly shrinks to a small smirk.
>"I suppose it shall do. Thank you, Mr.Footnote."
>If she's trying to come across as friendly, it is anything but.
>"Now that that matter has been addressed, shall we begin with this?"
"Yes...yes, let's do this."
>You withdraw from your suitcase a small stack of papers, your laptop, and a microphone.
"As I was going to say, I was hoping to record our sessions, not only for legal reasons, but so I can have a record of everything. I hope to have many sessions in the coming weeks so being able to have recordings will help my writing process greatly.
>"Understandable. I used to do the very same in my research"
"Excellent"
>After a brief but frustrating moment, you have the mic set up and your laptop set to record.
"Now then..."
>You tap the spacebar on the keyboard, and a light on the microphone flickers on.
"Let's begin with your name..."
>...
>...
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>>30502710
>BRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
>"Alright students, don't forget, I want your business proposals by this friday! No exceptions! I shall-"
>The rest of what Mr.Flam says is drowned out by the chattr of the rest of the students as they hurriedly evacuate the classroom.
>You finish up the last of your notes before shutting your notebook closed and sliding it into your bag.
>As you begin to stand up, you're suddenly pushed aside by a group of larger senior boys.
>They chuckle to themselves as you hear several snide, mocking comments muttered between themselves.
>Another attempt to stand up is interrupted by one more shoving past you.
>He looks over his shoulder at you and sneers, before running out to catch up with his mongoloid friends.
>You finally stand up and collect the rest of your things before making your way towards the exit.
>Mr.Flam is absentmindedly thumbing through a copy of the Wall Street Journal, feet kicked up on the desk.
"H-have a good day, Mr. Flam."
>He glances up towards you and forces a factitious smile, his mustache twitching.
>"Same to you, Ms....Miss."
>He redirects his attention back to his reading material, almost in an attempt to block you out.
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>>30502666
>tfw Satan wants to know what you read

>>30502641
Same thing happened to me after the first timeline.
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>>30502253
Moondancer actually pulled it off.
She played them like a Smooth Criminal.
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>>30504011
not 4 long if shimshim seduces anon into a horny mess
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>>30502253


>Some time later.
>You’re now Anon.
>And you can’t believe what happened.
>You’re inside a stall in the pizzeria’s restroom, talking to Moondancer on the phone.
“Holy crap Moonie…”
>[“Indeed…it was so close, my heart was beating so fast!”]
“You handled that situation amazingly well Moonie. I can’t believe my friends would do that.”
>[“Yeah, but they got what they deserved…they were suspended for two weeks. And they were forced to apologize to me,”] Moondancer says while giggling.
>She sighs.
>[“They tore our picture together Anon! What’s the deal with them?!”]
>Rainbow Dash…
“It was Rainbow for sure Moonie…don’t mind her.”
>[“What a bitch…anyways Anon, what should we do now?”]
“Get rid of the notes, you did your job Moonie. Burn them if possible, I don’t want to drag you into this shit further.”
>[“Really?”]
“Yeah, I feel Silver Fang has lost all the power he had. First lemme tell you what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna search for him myself…I’ll look for dealers around the city, and when I find him then I’m gonna kill him.”
>[“…that’s it?”]
“Yes.”
>[“Very well then, I guess my job here is done. Whatever you do, just be careful okay?”]
“I will, don’t worry about me Moonie. Just lay low and live your life.”]
>[“Gotcha…say, will you be busy this weekend?”]
“No. Why?”
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>>30506300

>[“We should spend some time together don’t you think? Perhaps play a videogame together or something since we cannot be seen together outside.”]
“Yeah…we totally should. Is saturday’s morning okay to you?”
>[“G-Great! Yeah, fine by me! It’s a date then! Later!”]
>A cozy date it seems.
>Just you and her playing videogames.
>Yeah, you might enjoy it.
>You open your messaging app and delete every compromising evidence between you and Moonie, even the romantic and lewd pictures she sent you.
>Good thing you backed them in the cloud.
>[“ANON? ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?!”] Sunset knocks on the door, [“You’ve got orders to deliver!”]
>Crap!
>You quickly walk out of the restroom.
>Sunset taps her foot on the floor, looking annoyed.
“What?”
>”Aren’t you gonna flush the toilet?”
“Oh…sorry.”
>”Don’t forget to wash your hands!”
“Yes mom…”
>Sunset shakes her head and giggles.
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>>30506300
well I guess the bed can wait now
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>>30506317

>Hours later.
>You drive around the city delivering pizzas.
>And you noticed lots of improvements.
>There are no more dealers around the places you destroyed.
>And there aren’t alleys with dealers anymore.
>Huh, so you did an amazing job by destroying Silver Fang’s warehouses.
>You wish you had someone to pat your back.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go6po2Za_18
>You look around and see how many businesses still have their doors opened.
>But perhaps it’s too soon to claim victory.
>You have a hunch that Silver Fang will come back stronger than ever.
>You step on the gas and keep doing what you do best.
>Drive around the city delivering pizzas.
>You can’t believe Sunset looked at your pic of your erect junk.
>If she said she liked what she say then maybe you should send her some more.
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>>30506424
>erect
now we know the answer
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>>30506424
>she said she liked what she say
typo
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>>30501935
>caustic soda
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>>30506424

>Hours later.
>You’re now Sunset Shimmer.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4TX8dbwe6A
>Your shift has ended for the day.
>Anon’s busy ‘cleaning’ a table, but in reality he’s texting somebody.
“Could you please hurry up Anon? You know the rules. No one leaves until everything’s in order and I’d like to go home!”
>”In a minute Sunny Bunny!”
>Grrr…
>You hate it when he calls you like that because your coworkers mock you, but at the same time you love it.
>”Anon! Take out the trash!” Mr. Dusk asks.
>”Augh…why do I have to do it? I’m already cleaning the-”
>”Because you want to get paid don’t cha? I already pay for your gas expenses! Stronzo figlio di puttana…Get your ass up and do what you have to do.”
>Anon sighs and leaves his phone on the table.
“Sunset! Finish cleaning that table!”
>”Yes sir.”
>Anon walks over to the big bags of trash and as soon as he picks them up they rip apart, causing the nasty trash to fall on the clean floor.
>”Auuuugh…” A coworker sighs, “I already mopped the floor dumbass!”
>”Not my fault you morons can’t take out the trash when the bag is full! When you don’t do it and keep filling it this happens!”
>”Enough you two! Get this place clean!” Mr. Dusk yells.
>You take a look at the table.
>A-Anon left his phone on it!
>You quickly walk towards it and grab it.
>Wow, Anon’s parents must be wealthy if they can afford to buy him such a beautiful phone and two cars.
>You turn the phone on and see the screensaver.
“EH?!”
>Anon has for screensaver a picture of Rainbow Dash completely naked.
>The ‘Slide to Unlock’ message censors her breasts.
>(This feels weird…) you think to yourself as you slide your finger along Rainbow’s breasts to unlock his phone.
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>>30506825

“EEEK!!”
>His background picture is a sexy selfie you and her took back in that slumber party several months ago.
>However, it’s cropped to just show your body.
>H-how did he get this picture?!
>The background picture changes itself to another picture.
>This one is a picture taken of you from behind.
>Or rather, it focuses only on your butt cheeks, showing your underwear a bit.
“Anon…you…YOU!”
>You let out a sigh and try calm yourself.
>(“Fine Sunset, look at his texts first…and then you kill him!”) You think to yourself.
>You open his messaging app and look at his conversation between him and Moondancer.
>Nothing out of the ordinary.
>Maybe your mind played you some tricks.
>Moondancer looks like a normal girl.
>Ugh! There’s nothing!
>You check other conversations of his just to be sure.
>Aww…how cute, he nicknamed you Sunny Bunny.
>You guess torturing him will do for now.
>What a waste of your time.
>You close the gallery and find yet another pic of you showing your breasts and your underwear.
>How did he-?!
>GRRR!
>You walk towards him with both your fists clenched.
>”Oh hey Sunny. I know you want to leave but I’m almost done mop-“
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>>30506837

>You’re now Anon.
”Owww… what was that for Sunny?!”
>And Sunset Shimmer hit you in your head.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rtTWFWRZxU
>”Hmph!” Sunset Shimmer crosses her arms.
“What did I do now?!”
>Sunset hands you your phone.
>”You know what you did you idiot! I’m going home…don’t even bother driving me back to my apartment…good night!”
>Crap…
>She must’ve looked at the phone’s screen.
>You know you should’ve changed the backgrounds, but you were too lazy to do it.
>Dumbass.
“Sunny!”
>”Don’t call me that!” She yells before walking out the front door.
>Why are you still here? Just to suffer?!
“Fucking kill me now Silver Fang…” you whisper.
>You go after Sunset Shimmer.
“Sunny! I’m so sorry! Come back!”
>”Hey! Where do you think you’re going?! You’re not done cleaning up yet!” Mr. Dusk says.
“M-Mr. Dusk?”
>”Get back here or you’re fired!”
>You sigh.
>You’re gonna clean this shit first and then go after Sunset Shimmer!
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>>30506860
Sunset's gonna get captured now, isn't she?

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>>30506891
Action is always good
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>>30506860


>You’re now Sunset Shimmer.
>And you’re extremely upset with Anon!
>You can’t believe he had those pictures saved in his phone.
>You’re gonna demand Rainbow Dash to give you some answers!
“Stupid Anon…”
>You should’ve known what he meant for ‘red fits you better’.
>Grr…
>You take a look at your watch.
>A half past 10?!
>Stupid Anon! If it weren’t for him slacking off you would’ve gotten out of your job at 10 o’clock!
>Businesses are already closed.
>And…there’s not many buses around at this hour.
>Guess the only way you’re gonna get home is walking!
>You shake your head and keep moving.
>Wow…Canterlot’s streets are kind of eerie at night.
>You look at a vandalized building that used to be so pretty back then.
>And you’re still in Hepburn Heights.
>Thankfully you’re near the Pink Zone!
>Just ten more blocks.
>You keep walking, feeling afraid for some reason.
>You hear footsteps behind you.
>”Heeey sweetie! Why so lonely?”
>You turn your head around your shoulder and find three thugs walking behind you.
>”Daaamn baby you’s fine!”
>Oh no.
>This was a bad idea.
>You pick up the pace.
>”Slow down girl, you’re just gonna get tired!” One of them mockingly says.
>”Who you runnin’ from? We just wanna talk…” Another one says.
>You take your phone out and text Anon.
[Anon, please come to Sunshine Av…I need you!]
>He doesn’t reply.
>Oh no…
>You turn around and find the thugs just a few feet away from you.
>”Hey honey…that’s a nice phone. Mah boy here wants to take look at it.”
>You run away as fast as you can.
>The thugs laugh and run after you.
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>>30507052
Guess Anons getting stabbed/shot again
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>>30507052
KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
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>>30507052
I vote for saving Sunset with this song in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
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Don't just kill em, rip their souls from them, hunt their kin. Vengeance for any stress she has endured!
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What if Sunset gets raped?
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>>30507855
Then we skin them alive, slowly, painfully.
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>>30507855
Anon will fly into a unstoppable murderous rampage, the likes of which will undoubtedly doom the timeline once again
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>>30507855
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>>30507855
"Do you know what time it is?"

Really hoping that doesn't happen, though
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>>30507855
S T O P
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>>30507855
Actually I expect Sunset is about to get raped, Anon saves her at the last minute and kills them all, which frightens Sunset and Anon has to reveal to her who he really is.

This isolates him from her. She doesn't tell anyone, but she definitely avoids Anon like the plague after that. Can he win her back before the Winter Formal?

I kinda hope some variation of this idea happens
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>>30507052
>Anon comes out of the store and walks down the road
>he finds a trio of guys lying on the sidewalk with broken arms
>"What the heck?"
>Sunset runs up and breaks his arm
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I suppose I should watch those specials. Links please.
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>>30501900
>”What?! Put it out! PUT IT O-
>Putito
Este vato, creíste que no lo iba a notar cabron :v
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>>30507855
Being the cringefag I am? I hope it happens!
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>>30510340
Bumpin
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>>30510938
>you'll never [put scenario here]

Bump from 8
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>>30507855
Is there any >rape greens of Rarity I should know about?
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>>30511681
There's that one of Rarity having big debts and Anon covering for her in exchange of her 'favors'
She's reluctant at first but becomes a slut craving for his cock
Then he fucks sweetie
Don't have the bin tho
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>>30511823
I love that one but we are in Fingerbang so I guess Anon wanted a human Rarara.

https://pastebin.com/HXtRQpUs
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>>30511823
>>30511920
thanks
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>>30511920
Didn't this one have a little scat?
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>>30512372
It does. It is literally 3 lines of Rarity littering a little after anal sex,
and degrading her by cleaning you cock after while.
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>>30512437
>afterwards
quick fix
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>>30478307

Celestia in a 3-piece suit.

Not a great pose or expression, but I got tired of working on it.
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>>30513707
Nice work there
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>>30507052


>The thugs catch up to you and drag you to an empty alley.
“Leave me alone!”
>”Hush now baby…we won’t hurt you, much.”
>One of the thugs take out a knife and press it against your cheek.
>Another one grabs your backpack and starts rummaging through your stuff.
>The other one forcefully takes your jacket away and steals your money and phone.
“Please, let me go…”
>The third thug uses his knife to rip your polo shirt, while the others keep on tugging you by force.
>Finally, your uniform’s polo shirt gets loose and lets the thug glance at your bra.
>”Damn, those are quite big for a girl your age.”
>You try to move, but the thug who ripped your polo shirt gives you a very strong blow in your stomach.
>IT HURTS!
>You cough up from the strong blow you received.
>Tears start to form on your eyes.
>The thug from behind starts to fondle your butt.
“NO! PLEASE!”
>He takes off your belt and then lowers your pants’ zipper.
>He starts feeling down your labia over the fabric of your panties with his dirty fingers.
>The thug with a knife cuts your bra and starts licking your breasts.
>”If you try to yell, you die! Understood?!”
>Anon…
>Perhaps he ignored your message, after all you hit him.
>You stop fighting back and let them do whatever they want with your body.
>If you hadn’t spied on Anon’s phone, none of this would’ve happened…
>The thug in the front takes his penis out of his jeans while another pulls down your panties, just as the third one spreads your legs.
>You close your eyes and hope they finish quickly.
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>>30513897


>All of a sudden, you hear tires screeching nearby.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaE20aXxCz4
>“SUNSET!” A familiar voice says.
“A-ANON?!” You say with a big smile, as tears roll down your cheeks.
>Your bright smile quickly turns into anguish as soon as your eyes see-
>”T-THE CANTERLOT MANIAC! KILL HIM!”
>The Maniac, wearing a jacket just like Anon’s, jeans, sneakers and a torn rooster mask which only allows you to see one of his eyes, attacks one the thugs who lunged at him with a bat.
>The guy who licked your breasts comes in to aid his mate, throwing himself at the Maniac with a knife on hand.
>The maniac swings his bat at him, hitting the thug on his head as hard as he can, making him fall on his back.
>The thug falls on his back, not moving anymore.
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>>30513918
Ya les cayó el chahuistle!
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>>30508197
>>30513918
Who are you and where is your time machine?
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>The second thug quickly lunges at the maniac with a knife on hand and tries to stab him.
>The maniac quickly evades his attack and grabs the thug’s arm, he quickly pulls his forearm and pushes his shoulder, making the thug squirm.
>The knife lands on the ground as soon as the maniac kicks the thug in the chest, and then in the head.
>”Ooof!”
>The thug lands on his chest.
>The maniac picks up the knife and uses it to stab the thug in his back throat.
>The thug starts to bleed out as the maniac kicks the knife further into his throat.
>The thug stops holding you against your will, and tries to run away.
>The maniac chases after him.
>You want to vomit.
>This level of cruelty…this incredible level of dark magic you’re feeling, makes you feel pretty weak.
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>>30513994


>You quickly cover yourself the best you can, your clothes are completely ruined by now.
>The thug runs into a pretty tall chain link fence, and soon he realizes he’s done for.
>He turns around and sees the maniac pointing a pistol he took out of his belt at him.
>You hide behind a dumpster and watch the maniac slowly move towards him.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SKB6HKJnwQ
>The thug is completely afraid, he can’t even move nor he can fight back.
>A loud BANG is heard.
>The Canterlot Maniac shot him in the foot.
>But why?
>The thug squirms and grabs his foot.
>The Maniac slowly walks closer to him.
>The thug falls on his butt, and desperately backs away from the maniac using his arms.
>The Maniac shoots him again, but this time he gets his arm.
>”AAAHHHH!”
>The Maniac grabs a pipe from the trash and starts beating the thug with it.
>”AHH!”
>”NOO!”
>”AAAHH!”
>”MY LEG!”
>You close your eyes and cover your ears to prevent listening his suffering.
>”NNGH!”
>”Please…no more.”
>”plea…”
>Silence fills the dark alley.
>Is it over?
>You slowly open your eyes and find the maniac standing in front of you.
>You cover yourself once again and take another look at his eye.
>The maniac quickly uses the butt of his gun and hits your head with it.
“…”
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>>30514116

>https://youtu.be/6mqsCdT-8Sc
>["Sunny, go inside and get help."]
>You nod.
["Please be careful Anon!"]
>What? Where are you?
>["I'm a monster Sunset. I never asked for this, and no matter how much I try to fix things up other things just happen; do you know what I'm saying?"]
>What is this?
>Why do you keep having these dreams?
["But it's true Anon, I did something awful."]
>["Can't be as bad as murder right?"]
>Wait…this isn’t the usual dream you always have.
>What is Anon talking about?
>["The rest of the girls saw the bodies too right?"]
["Yes, but they know that you didn't mean to do it."]
>WHAT?! What bodies?!
>["I'm sorry you had to see this Sunset."]
["It's alright Anon...it's over now."]
>Are you, going backwards?!
>What is going on?!
>You rush towards him and give him a big hug.
>He doesn't say anything, but he hugs you back.
["Oh my goodness, you're fine!"]
>What exactly is happening?!
>You keep running backwards.
["...Anon?"]
>Your knees are shaking and your teeth are chattering.
[“Anon?”]
>”SUNNY!”
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>>30514231


>“SUNNY!”
“GAH!”
>You woke up.
>”Ahh…thank goodness!”
>You look around.
>You find Anon, wearing his uniform and the Dazzlings.
“W-where am I?”
>They all let our relieved sighs.
>”In our apartment silly,” Sonata says, “Anon brought you here…we were so worried!”
>You look at Anon, who can’t help himself to give you a hug.
>https://youtu.be/EUyjofKGpwc
>Sonata joins in as well.
>”Sunny…” Anon tries to say while choking back tears, “I-I drove as fast as I could through Sunshine Avenue…and when I found you, you were lying unconscious in a dark alley, with three other bodies. I though the worst had happened.”
>Anon hugs you tighter.
>”Yeah, what the fuck Anon?! Why didn’t you drive Sunset back like every night?” Aria Blaze nags before hitting Anon in the head.
>”OWW! Aria!”
>What was that dream about?!
>”You know how bad things are getting in the city! And you don’t bother to driver her back here?!” Adagio yells, hitting Anon once again.
>”Adagio! Sorry, but Sunset was upset with me! I was going to go after her I swear, my boss stopped me and threatened-” Anon tries to reason with them.
>Was it real? Is there more to that dream that you don’t know already? Did it happen?
>”Likely story you jerk!” Sonata says as she readies up her fist to hit Anon.
>You snap out of it and yell at your roomates.
“Alright! Stop it! Anon did nothing wrong!”
>”Sunset?!” The Dazzlings ask at the same time.
“It was my fault in the first place…please stop hitting him.”
>”What happened in there?” Adagio asks.
“T-the Canterlot Maniac saved me…”
>”WHAT?!” Everyone yells at the same time.
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>>30514392
>image
Is that a bong for Catholics on the shelf?
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>>30514794
the holy bong grenade, for when everyone in the church needs to liven up their day
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>>30514800
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>>30514392
>>30514800
Remember the Dazzlings have lived for centuries so I bet you Sonata or Aria took a holy hand grenade and turned it into a bong.
>They also ran a major moonshine smuggle during the 20s.
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>Minutes pass by.
>You explained to your friends what happened.
>”I-it’s kind of weird isn’t it?” Sonata says, “how did he know you were in danger?”
”I don’t even know myself…”
>”Yeah, kind of looks like you texted the maniac instead of Anon,” Aria jokingly says.
>”Aria please…” Anon says as he lets out an awkward chuckle.
>The weirder thing was, you swear you heard Anon yell your name.
>Anon hands you your belongings.
>Your phone and your purse.
“Ahh~ Thanks Anon! I haven’t even finished paying for my phone.”
>”That should be the least of your concerns Sunny…are you alright?”
“I think I’ll be alright…” You say, “thanks a lot Anon. Sorry for what happened earlier.”
>Anon shakes his head.
>”It was my fault to begin with Sunny.”
>He shows you his phone and shows you a selfie the two of you took at your workplace set as his background.
>”Sorry…”
>You look at the warm picture he took and then you and hug him once again.
>The Dazzlings don’t even know what’s going on right now.
“All is forgotten sweetie…” you whisper into his ear.
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>>30514392
>Anon did nothing wrong!
Intentional or not, that gave me a hearty kek.
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>>30514893
I don't see what's the problem here
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>>30514869


>You’re Anon once again.
>”Bye Anon!” Sonata waves at you.
“Please take care of her…”
>”Don’t worry…we will!”
>Sonata closes the door behind you.
>As soon as Sonata closes the door behind you, you fall on your knees.
>https://youtu.be/--D89gXxI-w
“Fucking shit…”
>You yelled Sunset’s name while wearing the mask.
>You changed into your regular outfit at work and as soon as you received her text you just got in your vehicle and burned some rubber.
>Once you got there you took the mask and pistol out of your glovebox and went in for the kill.
>You weren’t expecting to see Sunset almost getting raped…if you had arrived a little later, she-
“FUCK IT!” You say to yourself.
>Nothing you do matters!
>The more assholes you kill, the more your friends are in danger!
>Flutters, Applejack, and now Sunset…twice!
>It’s no use.
>You can’t take this shit anymore.
>Everyone is on your tail!
>The cops.
>The thugs.
>And your friends as well.
>They even suspect Moondancer, and by extension, yourself.
>If they find out you were responsible for the murders they’ll despise you. And your life will finally come to an end.
>You don’t know if you can keep this charade so you write down a message on your phone.
[I am the Canterlot Maniac]
>You won’t let Silver Fang or any other of those guys to come after your friends anymore.
>This is the only way out.
>Once it’s done you pull your gun and place it on the roof of your mouth.
“So long girls…”
>You pull the trigger.
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>>30515504
>Click.
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>>30515504
>kills self and exposes self over the phone
Fuck
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>>30515504
>Sunset almost gets raped, saw three people being beat to death, and it's probably going to be sensitive to shock and surprise for the next couple of weeks, if not months.
>Clearly, the best course of action after these events is to shoot yourself.

Anon better have a goddamn concussion to come up with something so fucking moronic, or I'm personally going to Richter his ass.
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>>30502733
>You sigh as you leave the classroom.
>Such interactions aren't a rarity, a result of your more...reserved school life.
>Spending most of your time dedicated to your research
>While your studies are at the forefront of your mind, there still lies a lingering desire at the back of your mind.
>A desire to make friends.
>There have been times where you have laid awake in bed, wishing and wondering to join some group of friends to some house, and surrender yourself to the unbridled hedonism.
>To dance provactively to loud obnoxious music, drink copious amounts of alcohol obtained through illegal means, and enjoy youth.
>But by the time these impulses came into mind, you found yourself halfway through your senior year.
>Any chance you had to form a friendship had slipped to the bottom of the proverbial hourglass.
>As you walk down the hallway, you see fellow students chatter and laugh with each other, enjoying the bonds they had formed over the years.
>Some look at you briefly, before dismissing you as a passerby.
>A sigh escapes your lips as you turn the corner, the sounds of their conversations fading from earshot.
>Perhaps you'll turn things around once you start your college life.
>A place where you'll find more like-minded individuals.
>Until then, you must resign yourself to your voluntary isolation.
>Hopefully meet a boy with similar aspirations.
>Otherwise end up tending to 20 cats like Aunt M-
>"Hey there."
>You whip around at the sound of the voice and come face to f-er chest with the boy from earlier.
>Behind him you see his group of friends staring at the two of you expectantly.
>Whispers can be heard between them all.
>You turn back to face the boy, who seems to be looking at you with a mixture of uncertainty and anxiousness.
>He brushes back his silver hair and smiles.
>"Hey, listen I just wanted to apologize for earlier. I kinda...y'know...was pretty rude, bumpin' into ya' like that."
>He...What?
>His apology takes you back.
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>>30515504

>A Third Chance
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>>30515504

>[CLIC]
“…”
>What the fuck?
>You take the magazine out of the pistol.
>There are 7 bullets inside it.
>Did it jam?
>You pop the magazine in the pistol once again and pull the slide to eject the bullet that was supposed to kill you.
>Once again.
>You place gun on the roof of your mouth and try again.
>[CLIC]
“What’s wrong with this shit?”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16VpZ7w0KpY
>[“Nothing is wrong with it…the bonds are just preventing the death of their guardian.”]
>You start to hyperventilate.
>Not that fucking voice again.
“I can’t do this anymore…I’m sorry.”
>[“You’re not a smart cookie are you? You saw it yourself, your enemies operations are in shambles. You can’t quit now.”]
“What about Jackie? AB? Sunny…”
>[“Things may look grim, but you’re making progress…Silver Fang and his boss are getting desperate. And you still haven’t realized…that you’re growing stronger.”]
>Your wounds start to burn.
“W-what the fuck is happening?!”
>You take off your shirt and look at your wounds.
>Every single one of them has completely healed.
>The stitches have disappeared…
>The staples disappeared as well.
>What about the wound Dark Ember left in your body?
>You touch it.
“It’s still there…”
>[“Yes, it is your daily reminder telling you that you have a purpose in this reality, to protect the bearers of the elements.”]
>You put your shirt on once again.
>You got no choice, you gotta do this.
>Whatever those bonds and the connection the girls have with them, they’re too powerful for you to understand.
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>>30515814

>You stand up and peek through Sunset’s window.
>The Dazzlings are trying to comfort a completely broken Sunset Shimmer.
>She’s loudly crying on Sonata’s shoulders.
>You sigh.
>You really hate to see your crush cry like this.
>You’ll do everything to protect her, just as you promised Rainbow Dash.
[“I’d never forgive myself if I let something happen to you or the girls. I’ve never had such amazing friends like you. And I’d be willing to give everything I have to keep you safe and sound, no matter the cost.”]
>You feel up your wounds.
>It feels like nothing happened. Your skin is just as smooth as a baby’s.
>Moondancer won’t believe this shit.
>Or…you should just keep it a secret.
>You walk down the stairs and walk towards your car.
>”Psst…buddy!”
>You turn your head around shoulder and find a dealer.
>”Want to try some Pop? We’re kinda running low right now on supplies and you look like a guy who really needs-”
>You aim your gun at the dealer and shoot him three times.
>The dealer dies instantly.
“Huh…it does work.”
>You quickly make your escape out of the apartment building and drive back to your home.
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>>30515522
Fucking called it.
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>>30515717
>No one student here has really talked to you, let alone in a friendly manner.
"It-it's uhm....Alright. I'm uhh...kind of used to it at this point. I mean not from you, of course! Just from...other...people..."
>Your meandering earns you a slight chuckle from him.
>"Well I like to take pride in being a better person than that."
>He extends a hand out towards you.
>"Blue Moon."
>You eye his hand hesitantly before taking it in yours.
"Twilight Sparkle."
>"I know."
"You...know?"
>He rubs the back his neck and looks away sheepishly.
>"I'm...god this is so awkward...I-uhhhhhh...Well, the thing is I...."
>"MY BOY HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!"
>Blue Moon jerks in surprise and turns to face his friends, arms extended out.
>"NORTH STAR WHAT THE HELL?"
>"I GOT YOUR BACK, BRO!"
>"God damnit..."
>Blue Moon sighs and shrugs his shoulders defeatedly.
>"What...What he said."
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>>30515820
>>30515884
Thanks for the updates pals.
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>>30515884
>...
>What is this feeling?
>It feels like you're dizzy.
>He just admitted to liking you.
>You don't even know how to respond.
>You don't even know how to court someone.
>Shouldn't there be more involved?
>Maybe you've been watching too many movies...
>"Uh....Twilight?"
>Oh Shoot he's been standing there while you were monologuing! Say something!
"You....Like me?"
>Another shrug is Blue Moons response.
>I've always kinda thought you were cute, I dunno. I've never-y'know-really been with anyone and I thought-y'know-"
>"JUST ASK HER OUT, BRO!"
>"NORTH STAR SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>He steps in front of your view of your friends and forces a smile.
>"Anyway, there's uhhh....there's this party at my buddy's place and I was...I was wondering if you'd-y'know-like to go with me..."
>A...party?
>A party!
>This could be your chance!
"Will there be loud music?!?"
>Blue Moon seems taken aback by your inquiry.
>"Uuuuuuuuhhh, probably?"
"And alcohol?!?"
>Your mouth is suddenly covered by Blue Moon's hand as he scans the hallway with frantic eyes.
>"Not so loud! Cinch has ears fucking everywhere!"

>>30515904
No problem, friend
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>>30516013
Oh boy, I don't like where this is going.
He says, reading a story about someone who's both in solitary and death row.
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>>30515820
>Anon just straight up shoots the bastard
>"Who killed the dealer?"
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>>30517443
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>>30517443
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>>30518444
>using an image
>gif
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>>30516013
I'm pretty sure this isn't going to end well.
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>>30518477
>gif isn't an image
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>>30515820
>"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
>Straight up kill the fucker.

Goddamn.
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Made Amethyst Star.
Still no clue as to who she should wrestle for recording.
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anyone knows that german website with the links for the specials?
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Second one made Friday.
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Hey everyone. I'm sure no one here will really remember me, but I wrote a story here like 3 years ago.

Here's the link.
https://pastebin.com/NrDyCxj4

I know I been MIA, but I am back and will be updating the story maybe tomorrow or Sunday. Hope you all enjoy.

Feedback and criticism is welcome.
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>>30521220
What is it about?
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Guys, anyone have a backup of Whatever I Want? I just noticed PastaFromSpace deleted his pastebin, i assume he's ded, but did anyone save what was already written?
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>>30521818
http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Whatever_I_Want
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>>30520567
>>30520804
Looking good senpai
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>>30515820

>The next day.
>9:00 A.M.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvL3DWq43iQ
>You’ve been picking up apples for four hours without a break.
>Applejack left to school an hour ago, not without rewarding you with a kiss on your lips first.
>You had to tell what went down last night.
>[“I’ll try to comfort Sunset Shimmer…we both went through the same situation after all,”] that’s what she said before leaving to school.
>You sigh.
>You’ve risked too much in this new reality you live in.
>You desire to be the outcast hated by everybody once again.
>At least you’d live in perfect Canterlot once again, along with that nuisance that was old Silver Fang.
>You really need to know who’s the one controlling him.
>The voice also mentioned how Silver Fang had a boss.
>Perhaps Moonie can help you out from her home, reading Bleets.
>The last thing you want to do is drag her more into this mess, but if she helps you out from home, then there won’t be any possibilities for her to get shot.
>”Dude!”
“Huh?”
>”Nonny! Over here!”
>You turn your head around your shoulder and see Rainbow and Pinkie Pie standing near the apple tree you’re harvesting.
“Well well well…the prettiest burglars from Canterlot High are here,” you jokingly say as you climb down the ladder.
>”Shut it pizza boy…” Rainbow sighs, “you already know huh?”
“Moonie told me…” you say with a laugh.
>”M-Moonie?!” Rainbow says, “are you kidding me?”
>You ignore Rainbow’s jealous fit and change the topic.
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>>30522541

“What’s up with you two? Breaking into school just because you heard something about a red haired girl being that prick’s assistant?”
>Pinkie Pie lets out an awkward chuckle.
>”It was totally Sunset’s idea! You wouldn’t get it Nonny…she got orders from Twili-”
>Rainbow Dash quickly shuts Pinkie Pie up by placing both her hands on Pinkie’s mouth.
>”What she’s trying to say is…we decided to investigate the Maniac ourselves.”
“…Why?”
>”Dude…a literal murderer is walking on our streets. We know it was the standard in Detrot, but things are different in Canterlot!”
>You roll your eyes.
“I never complain whenever the trashmen come to my house to take out the trash. That guy is doing the same.”
>”But Nonny! He’s the literal embodiment of evil!”
“No he’s not, he’s doing everyone a favor Ponks, say…have you heard what happened to Sunset last night?”
>”…what happened to her?”
>You tell Dash and Pinkie about last night’s events.
>”Oh my goodness…poor Sunset!”
>”Dude…I would’ve pissed myself if I saw that freak killing a person like that.”
“And I thought your middle name was Rainbow ‘Danger’ Dash,” you mockingly say.
>”Not funny Anon,” Rainbow says, clearly upset, “how come you didn’t drive her home like you always do?”
>You explain to them why Sunset got mad.
>They both blush.
>http://picosong.com/WUEh/
>”How did you even-“ Rainbow Dash tries to say.
“Remember the prank I pulled on you? I worked myself around your phone’s security”
>”…”
>Rainbow sighs.
>”Well! For your information Nonny, I am quite upset-”
“For what Pinkie? Having a gorgeous body and an amazing rack?” You interrupt her in a dirty, yet charming tone.
>Pinkie Pie gasps.
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>>30522552

“Just be glad I’m not a prick, otherwise I would’ve sold them or uploaded them to the internet.”
>”Were you always this way with Rarity and Dashie Nonny?” Pinkie Pie asks.
>”You have no idea Pinkie…” Rainbow Dash replies.
>”Y-yeah but…”
“Besides, if you didn’t want anyone to see this pictures why even take them in the first place Pinkie?”
>Pinkie Pie blushes even harder.
>”We were having fun in that slumber party you pervert! Let us be!” Pinkie Pie says.
“Come on Pinkie, can’t take a joke? Besides…I deleted those pictures already, told you I’m not a total jerk.”
>Pinkie Pie squints.
“It’s true…”
>Pinkie squints even more.
>You show her your phone’s gallery to prove your claim.
>”Okie Doki Loki, I can trust you Nonny…for now.”
>Rainbow Dash snatches your phone and skims through the gallery.
“Hey! Dash?!”
>”Hmmm…and I thought you’d have nasty pictures of that Crystal Prep girl.”
“Moonie? Come on Dash, don’t be ridiculous.”
>Rainbow Dash pouts.
“What you did to her prom picture was wrong though. What’s your major malfunction sister?!”
>”I-I just think Wondercolts shouldn’t associate with those nasty Shadowbolts! That’s all, I’m not jealous or anything.”
>Yeah right…
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>>30522563

>Rainbow Dash gives you your phone back.
>”So…you’ve been picking up apples.”
“Yeah…for what, four hours now? That’s what I’ve been doing. And frankly I’m getting sick of it.”
>”We don’t even know where to go. We’re suspended and our parents are none the wiser,” Pinkie says.
“Really now?”
>”Principal Celestia hasn’t spoken to my parents. And I’m glad for that! My dad is awful when he gets mad at me…” Pinkie Pie says as she rubs her butt, “he punishes me the ‘traditional’ way.”
>”My dad doesn’t know either. I don’t know what they’ve been doing, but my dad sure uses his phone to text more.”
“So, you’ll be doing nothing until 3 o’clock.”
>”Seems like it…”
>You turn around and see a bunch of apple trees.
>You’re tired of everything, and very stressed.
“You know what? Forget this!”
>”Huh?”
>”What?”
“Forget this city, Silver Fang, the Maniac, the farm, Celestia, everything! Let’s get out of here!”
>”B-but where should we go?” Pinkie Pie says.
“Let’s go to the beach, you two and I…it’s only an hour ago away by car!”
>"Whoa, really dude?!" Rainbow Dash says.
>"Oh my goodness..." Pinkie Pie says.
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>>30464004
> Sweet Christ there's a lot of green here.
Hi, I'm System, some of you may already know me but some may not. I'm just an all-around workfag in threads, writing or drawing even some critique I'll do. I wanted to introduce myself to the guys of Fingerbang because I might be coming here a little often. Here's the pastebin just in case anyone is interested: https://pastebin.com/u/SystemOfAClop
> See you around.
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>>30522588
Alright, good to see something new here. I'll give one of them a read some time.
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>>30522586


>http://picosong.com/WUEG/
>”YAAAAAAAAY! NONNY! OH MY GOSH! I LOVE THE BEACH! LET’S GO!”
>”Y-you’re driving us there?!” Rainbow excitedly says.
“Who else has a car and a driver’s license?”
>Pinkie Pie gives you one of her bone-crushing hugs.
>”B-but we don’t even have swimsuits or-“
“I’ll buy something for you two when we arrive there, there’s no time to waste! Let’s get going.”
>”BEST. DAY. EVER!”
“Let’s get going then.”
>”Dibs on the front seat!” Pinkie Pie yells.
>Rainbow clears her throat.
>”Pinkie…don’t forget that I’m Anon’s bestie. Therefore, I should totally take-“
“Rainbow? Pinkie was faster than you this time…”
>”What?”
“Let Pinkie be my codriver. You can take the front seat once we return.”
>Rainbow looks upset.
>”Fine!”
>Pinkie quickly runs towards your vehicle and quickly gets in.
>Rainbow starts to walk towards it, feeling slightly disappointed.
“Come on Dashie…once Pinkie tires herself up she’ll be nice and quiet on the way back home. Which means that we’ll have the car by ourselves.”
>Rainbow’s eyes go wide.
>”Oooh, I like your thinking Anon…for once you have a good idea!”
>The three of you get inside your vehicle and you drive away from the Apples' property.
>”ANON!” Big Mac yells, “where are ya going?! Anon!”
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>>30522586
>Let’s go to the beach, you two and I…it’s only an hour ago away by car!”
I'm having a deja vu, was there the same scene in some AnonXSunset green?
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>>30522616
Man, Anon's an epicenter of fucking stupid ideas lately, isn't he?
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>>30522640
Give him a break. He just wants to have a quiet life.
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>>30522656
He would have got it if he weren't going for all the pussy.
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>>30522656
Everyone knows that the key for a quiet life is avoiding high-schoolers and marine biologists, and he's going to the beach with two seniors, he couldn't be doing it more wrong.
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>>30521691
It's about Twilight & Trixie trying to gain Anon's love. Anon likes both of them, but can't choose. His guardian angel tries to help him out throughout the situtation by making Anon go on dates with both of them to discover his true feelings.

With the help of some friends at times.
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>>30523266
Shit, that sounds right up my alley
But, like, one of them's going to end up alone
right?
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>>>>30521220
I remember you. T'was good story mate aside some personal miffs.

>guardian's name is Eatos
So is Anon gonna reject his guardian and it comes back as Dreadscythe ?
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>>30523835
i like that reference
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>>30523700
>>30523835

Only time will tell if any of this will come true.
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Hey everyone, imma try and write another "Anon is a superhero" story. I'll post what I have in a bit.

I'll go by another CYOA like system. I'll be asking at different intervals which of the Mane 6 should get to do the dirty with Anon. I'll be doing all six, but I wanted some input from you all

First Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/13443244
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>>30524895
Polls will be checked in four hours to see final results
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>>30524895
>>30524903

Heya CB, good to see you again. After your superhero story, any chance of a WM story like the good ol' days?
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>>30525001
I've already got a prompt ready, should I post it here or start a WM thread?
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>>30525148
Well if you want to post somewhere else there's the super hero thread. Just saying.
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>>30525161
I was talking about the WM prompt
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>>30525182
Ah my mistake.
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>>30525148
>>30525182

There hasn't been a WM thread in a long time, so I think this place is the closest there's gonna be.
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>>30525182
>>30525234
Maybe make a thread. Some threads got some revivals like incest.
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Did more Waifu Wars-related things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2OPDo4oPdg - Amethyst Star vs Derpy Hooves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnRYI7cb-dY - Nurse Redheart vs Limestone Pie
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>>30524169
I loved the Orichalcos arc. It was very underrated. Guardian Eatos is a very nice monster. I actually used to own one and use it.
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>>30525291
neat
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>>30525182
>>30525234
This anon has a point >>30525263 it is possible for a thread to rise up once more.
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>>30525263
>>30525344

Alrighty, I can make a thread. My only problem is that I have no idea what to put into the OP.
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>>30525372
Leave it to me
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>>30525384

Sounds good.
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>>30525433
Here it is!

>>30525472
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>>30525478

Excellent!
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>>30522616
comfy
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Cosmic Butthole presents: Lightning Man

>Your name is Anon
>You've been attending Canterlot High for all four years of your high school career.
>You've spent those years as kind of a loner, never being too much of any type of clique to be in any.
>They all seemed like they were too different from you to really spend a lot of time with.
>Thus, you practically had no friends.
>You did have one good friend, though.
>Your cousin Norman.
>After your dad was killed, Norman was the first one to try and reach out to you.
>After that day, you two became inseparable.
>Sure, he had other friends, but Norman always time to hang out.
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>>30526125
>It was easy for you to go unnoticed, as more often than not, the "Mane Six" were always the center of attention.
>As cheesy at it seemed, this particular group stunned the school when the six of them joined as friends, despite coming from radically different social groups.
>Twilight the science nerd, Dash the athlete, Applejack the farmer, Rarity the fashionista, Fluttershy the environmentalist, and Pinkie the party animal.
>You never cared too much about their escapades, although their beauty never escaped you.
>Many a night you've spent secretly fantasizing about relationships with any of the six.
>Some less safe for work than others.
>The list of things you'd do to date one of them is nearly endless.
>But still, they're the most popular girls in the school, and you're pretty much a nobody.
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>>30526134
>You're no athlete, and gym class is really stretching your abilities as a skinny mofo, so Dash wouldn't care at all about you.
>You grew up in suburbia, so farming is something foreign to you, so AJ wouldn't really enjoy your company.
>Fashion is something you see as important, so it's not surprising that Rarity doesn't even know your name.
>Twilight's out as well, as you barely make average grades.
>Fluttershy's nice, but it's she's too shy to hold a decent conversation with.
>Even the party animal Pinkie has time for everyone except you, as you're never invited.
>If it weren't for Norman, you wouldn't know what to do.
>This feeds into your biggest fear: being practically erased from history.
>It seems like everyone at Canterlot High is destined for greatness, from the science geeks to the athletes.
>Everyone has their future perfectly planned, except you.
>You had no special skills, talents of anything. You're pretty much invisible.
>Everyone will be remembered, except you.
>What would dad think of you?
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>>30526144
>Anyway, back to the present.
>You packed up your things and left the school with Norman, engaging in some light conversation.
>"Deep in thought again?"
>You nod in reply.
>"About the work, or about Rarity again?"
>You scoff in defense, signaling a mixture of both was present in your mind.
>"Hey, I get it. She's pretty hot, dude. Gets into your mind."
>As you two go along, you notice a storm picking up in the sky.
>"Well, I gotta get back home before the storm gets too bad. See you later!" Norman said, running off to his house.
>Almost as soon as he ran off, lightning struck.
>Realizing your current situation, you made a mad dash back to your house, desperately trying to get home unharmed.
>The storm got violent fast, and you started getting kind of scared.
>Thunder was booming all around you.
>Lightning was constantly flashing.
>Sprinting down the suburban roads, your house was only two blocks away.
>Suddenly, your body screamed in pain as a bolt of lightning struck you.
>You fell to the ground, writhing in agony.
>The last thing you remember is falling to the ground, practically paralyzed as voices echo in your mind, before drifting away.
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>>30526159
>Awaking in your bed, you notice something immediately different.
>Your body is much more...muscular.
>You try to get up to look in the mirror, but you're met with stoning pain in your body, causing you to cry out in pain.
>This signaled to your mom, who came running into your room.
>"Oh my goodness, thank God you're awake! I was so worried you'd be in a coma for the rest of your life, and if that happened, I'd-"
"Mom, I'm fine. Mostly. I tried to get up, and it stings all over."
>"Oh good. You've only been out for a day. Try and get some rest, maybe you'll feel better later." Your mom advised, before leaving to get you food.
>Lying in bed, you seized to try and grab the coin on your bed stand, which caused a small arc of electricity to shoot from your finger to the coin.
>Quickly recoiling, you became puzzled by what's going on.
>A million thoughts filling your mind, you accidentally knocked the lamp off the stand.
>When you shot out to grab it, time seemed to slow down as you grabbed it, shocking you even more.
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>>30526169
>Trying to not cause more hysteria, you lied back in bed, when minutes later, mom came back with a plate of pancakes.
>"Don't feel like you're in a rush. Today's Sunday, so just stay here until you feel better." Mom advised, before leaving to continue her get-well regimen.
>The strangest part is that once you finished your breakfast of champions, you felt...great.
>You tried to get up again, and no stinging was felt.
>You went over to the mirror in your room, and was met with a surprising by pleasant reflection.
>Your body was in incredible shape. Arms, chest, legs all in peak form.
>Just one more thing to check.
>You take a peek inside your boxers, and...
>oh yes.
>You liked what you saw, but was still incredibly confused.
>Maybe after you lie down and get some sleep, you'll be more focused and able to figure out what's going on.
>You went back to bed, closed your eyes, and drifted off to sleep.
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>>30526176
>You woke up three hours later, with Norman sitting next to you by your bed.
"You didn't think I was out again and try to give me mouth-to-mouth, did you?"
>He laughed and said that he just got here to see how you were doing.
>You explained to him your current situation, involving all the strange occurrences.
>"Weird...maybe some answer will come later." Norman suggested.
>You agreed with him and got up to go brush your teeth.
>When you got to the sink, you slipped on a towel on the ground, and instead of catching yourself on the sink, you tore a whole chunk of the sink out with a loud crash.
>"Is everything alright, honey?" Your mom called from the kitchen.
>In partial shock from what just happened, you managed to respond with "Yeah, everything's fine."
>You cleaned up the rubble, hiding it all as best you could.
>Looking at the clock outside the bathroom, you found that it was 5:45 PM.
>You decided to go outside to get some fresh air and clear your head.
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>>30526222
>When you got to the sidewalk, you decided a jog would help.
>When you started running, everything went in slow motion.
>Cars seemed to be stopped, Pipsqueak's ball is frozen in the air, and leaves are in suspended animation.
>You skidded to a halt, again shocked by what's going on.
>You met with Norman in your backyard, again describing your situation.
>"Looks like you've somehow been given Super Strength and Super Speed from that bolt of lightning that hit you." Norman said.
>"Any other possible powers?"
"This morning I caused some electricity to spring from my hand suddenly."
>"Hm...you might have a form of Electrokinesis, then." Norman replied.
>"Try shooting that tree stump with a bolt of lightning" he instructed.
>It took about five minutes of various hand gestures to have a bolt of lightning be thrown from your hand.
>Norman cheered in applause, amazed by the show.
>"Wanna see if you can fly?"
"What?"
>"Maybe all that electricity in your body allows you to use the Earth's core as a booster due to repelling charges!"
>You're not entirely sure that will work, but you decided to give it a shot anyway.
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>>30526222
Check 'em, btw
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>>30526230
>You crouched down, and closed your eyes, trying to get a boost off the ground.
>You closed your eyes and concentrated as best as you could.
>You focused all your mental energy into boosting into the sky.
>Then your started to feel it
>The dirt around you floated up into the air, and you shot into the sky like a bullet.
>The feeling was extraordinary.
>The wind in your face, the sun on your skin, and the ground below you was amazing.
>You boosted ahead to quickly fly throughout the city of Canterlot.
>Over the school, Sugarcube Corner, and Sweet Apple Acres.
>Some people might have seen, but you don't care.
>You let out a hearty laugh due to your immense pleasure.
>With this came a new feeling.
>Purpose.
>You know know that you have something to strive for.
>You have the ability to strive for greatness.
>Greatness unlike anything anyone has ever seen.
>Speaking of which, school is tomorrow, and you just got your powers.
>For the first time ever, you were looking forward to school.
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>>30526284
>Flash forward to Monday morning, and you're in front of Canterlot High, with Norman next to you.
>"Remember, no power usage. We can't give away what you've been given. Who knows what hysteria it'll create."
>You nodded nonchalantly, planning the day ahead.
>Before you knew it, the bell rang, signaling first classes have begun.
>You went throughout the halls to get to English, when you heard some whimpering.
>Turning your head, you found Twilight hanging on a coat hanger, by her pink, spotted underwear.
>You decided to go and help her out, while saying fuck being on time.
"Hey, uh...I would ask if you're alright, but I see that you're not really that OK, so..." You started out awkwardly.
>Twilight avoids your look, obviously ashamed at her current situation.
"Don't worry, I'm gonna help you out."
>Before she could respond, you grabbed her by the waist and gently lifted her up, before setting her on the ground.
>"Thanks..." Twilight said.
"Want me to walk to class with you?" You offered.
>She replied with a nod, while still embarrassed over her situation.
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>>30526293
>You two were walking down the empty halls together when she decided to break the silence.
>"I'm terribly sorry, but...what's your name?" Twilight asked.
"Oh, my name's Anonymous, but everyone calls me Anon."
>"Well, thank you so much, Anon. I don't know what I would've done without you." She blushed.
"Who did this to you?" You asked, ready to give some payback.
>"Snails and Snips, but please don't do anything foolish. It won’t happen again, I’m sure." Twilight replied, obviously worrying about you.
"Don't worry about it. I've got it all completely under control." You reassured.
>Another moment of silence before she decides to speak up again.
>"You know, I don't think anyone else would've helped me like you did."
>This genuinely surprised you.
"What do you mean? You're one of the most popular girls in Canterlot!"
>"Well, everyone just pretends to enjoy my company, but mostly it’s Rainbow Dash and Rarity that get the most attention. When I’m not with them I’m kind of ignored" She explained.
>Not really knowing how to support her, you just patted her on the shoulder a bit.
"Well, you seem like a really great person to me." You reassured, causing her to smile a bit in response.
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>>30526299
>You two finally arrive at her classroom, where you say goodbyes.
>"Thank you so much, Anon." She said before giving you a small hug and going in.
>With a smile on your face, you headed off to your class.
>Ms. Cheerilee yelled at you for a bit for being late, but it all kind of bounced off you.
>All you could think about was Twilight's warm smile.
>Your first good deed of the the day and you didn't even have to use your powers.
>Then your mind shifted to other matters.
>Snails and Snips.
>They're usually behind the cafeteria during lunch.
>Then you remembered Norman's warning.
>Not to worry, you've got a plan already.
>Flash forward to lunch, where you go to your normal seat with Norman.
>"So, how's your day so far?"
>You tell him about what happened with Fluttershy this morning.
>"Nice! Getting in with the popular girls, huh?"
>You two talk some more when you hear a tomboyish voice call your name.
>"Yo, Anon! Over here!"
>You turn to see Rainbow Dash waving you over to her table.
>You turn to Norman, who nods at you approvingly.
>You go over to her, and she invites you to her lunch table with Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie and Fluttershy.
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>>30526312
"So, why was I invited over to the big kid's table?"
>"You helped out our pal Twilight when no one else did!" Dash exclaimed, knocking on your head a bit.
>"Any friend of hers is a friend of ours!" Rarity explained as you took your seat between Dash and Twilight.
>"The real concern is how you've been lately." Fluttershy said after eating her Apple.
"What do you mean?"
>"You were hit by lightning on Friday! Everyone thought you died!" Pinkie practically shouted.
>The six all shared concerned looks, which you responded with a shrug.
"I was in pain for a little bit, but now I'm all better." You reply.
>"Ah dunno, some people have been hurt pretty bad by lightning." Applejack said quizzically.
"Well, I'm fine. I'm glad you all care about my well being, but I wouldn't be her if I didn't feel good."
>”People who get struck by lightning tend to get severe burns on their body. You don’t seem to have any. Also, ruptured ear drums, damaged nerves and Parkinson’s Disease are also symptoms of being struck.” Twilight analyzed.
“Trust me, I’m as confused as you. I woke up on Sunday and felt pretty good.” You explained.
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>>30526319
“So Pinkie, how come I'm never invited to your parties?”
>”What are you talking about?” Pinkie replied.
“I just, never get an invitation.” You explain
>”Oh, silly! I don't hand out invitations because EVERYONE is invited!” She explains.
>Oh.
>You feel pretty stupid now.
>After a little bit of eating lunch, Pinkie brings up something she just remembered.
>"Ooh! Remember that strange flying thing yesterday?"
>The other five looked at her quizzically, while you feigned surprise.
>"What are you talking about?" Dash asked. "What flying thing?"
>"It happened yesterday; I was outside of Sugarcube Corner for a bit when all of a sudden, I saw this thing zoom by!"
>"I didn't get a good look at it, but it kinda looked like a person!"
>"Pinkie dear, I think you just mistook it for something else. Perhaps it was just a plane." Rarity tried to persuade.
>"I know what I saw, and what I saw was a flying person!" Pinkie insisted.
“Is this another one of your tall tales I keep hearing about?”
>”It was super fast and I almost missed it when it went by!” Pinkie continued, detailing her account.
>”Sure thing, Pinkie…” Dash waved off.
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>>30526367
>Their conversations went on for a bit, until you got an idea.
"Hey Dash, what sports teams do you suggest I join?"
>Dash laughed out loud in response.
>"No offense dude, but I've seen you in gym class. It's pretty embarrassing."
"Well, I've been exercising recently, and I feel pretty confident, so you wanna arm wrestle?"
>She laughed in response again.
>"Alright dude, but don't get upset when I beat you!”
>”You sure about this, Anon? Dash is pretty strong.” Fluttershy warned.
“Don’t worry, I’ve got this.”
>You two assume the arm-wrestling positions, and Applejack signals go.
>Dash's smirk soon went to confusion as your Super Strength allowed to to not budge an inch.
>She wasn't fazed by this and continued to try and push you down.
>You flashed a casual smile at the girls, signaling your ease.
>The girl were intently watching, amazed by your show.
>Dash soon got desperate and brought in her second arm.
"Two arms? Dash, if you wanted a handicap, you could've just said so!" You teased.
>"Sh-shut up!" Dash replied with gritted teeth.
>With a bit of pressure, her knees buckle and sweat begins to form on her forehead.
>Slowly, you pushed her two arms back to the table, signaling her defeat.
>"H-how?"
"Sometimes I even amaze myself!" You brag.
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>>30526439
>"Wow, Nonny, I never knew you were so strong!" Pinkie cheered.
>Feeling proud, you laid your arm out on the table and said:
"You wanna feel?"
>The girls were a bit hesitant, but Rarity eventually reached out and felt your arm, causing her eyes to widen and a blush to form on her face.
>"O-oh wow..."
>Pinkie, Twilight and Applejack followed her, with more of the same reaction.
>Pinkie giggled a bunch, with a bit of blush on her face.
>Twilight didn’t say anything, almost in a trance.
>”Shoot, Anon, you might be as strong as Big Mac!” Applejack said.
>Fluttershy was a bit too shy to feel for herself.
>Rainbow Dash was too grumpy over her loss to feel your arm.
>Near the end of lunch, you went to go throw away your garbage when your path was blocked by Flash Sentry.
>"Feeling tough today, huh?" He asked you, condescendingly.
"What are you talking about, Flash?"
>"Snails and Snips were found stuffed in trash cans behind the auditorium. They say you did it."
>Twilight turned to you in surprise.
>”I told you not to do anything like this!”
"Well, so what if I did. They got what was coming to them." You replied.
>"See, in the only one who decides who does and doesn't get 'what's coming to them', so I gotta remind you who's king of this school."
>Twilight was worriedly looking on.
>You took a quick glance at Norman, who was shaking his head at you, silently telling you not to use your powers.
>But it was too late.
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>>30526457
"Alright your majesty, here's the deal. I'll give you fifty dollars right here if you can hit me once." You bragged, waving the bill in front of his face.
>Flash laughed out loud, causing some concern in the girls, and disappointment in Norman.
>"Alright, deal." Flash agreed, but immediately after he took a swing at you.
>You were one step ahead, so you used your speed to slow down time and dodge the swing.
>A gasp was heard throughout the lunch room.
>This genuinely surprised Flash, but it didn't stop him as he kept trying to hit you, all to no avail.
>With your newfound speed, you dodged his attacks with ease and grace.
>Eventually some people started cheering you on.
>You decided to finish him off by stepping out of his way at the last second to let him slide on the floor and fall face first on the ground.
>The cafeteria was filled with a mixture of laughter and applause, feeding your ego.
>To rub salt in the wound, you leaned over him on the ground and whispered in his ear:
"How embarrassing."
>You looked back to the table, to find the six with varying levels of amazement on their faces.
>Norman, on the other hand, looked distressed.
>”That was amazing, Anon!” Fluttershy cheered.
>”I gotta have you on one of my sports teams! Or all of them!” Dash added.
>You let them praise you for a little bit before Norman dragged you off.
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>>30526464
Second poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/13445191
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>>30514794
Nah, our bongs are far more tacky than that. Not enough gold, and no images of our Holy Mother. Nor any Sacred Heart imagery.
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>>30526464
>”What the hell was that!?” Norman demanded.
“I was just trying to stand up to one of the assholes in this place!” You defended.
>”You were trying to get caught! What if you ended up throwing Flash through a wall!?” He demanded.
“I didn’t even touch him!”
>”I’m saying that you need to be more careful!”
“I've got all this power and nothing to do with it!”
>”That's a decision for sometime in the future. For now, just lay low.”
“Alright, fine.” You say defeatedly.
>Norman heads off to class, and you go back to the lunchroom to finish cleaning up.
>Twilight came up to you and smacked you on the back of the head.
“Ow! What was that for?”
>”I told you not to do anything like that! You could've gotten hurt!” Twilight scolded.
“I couldn't just let them get away with that!”
>”Then why didn't you tell Principal Celestia?”
“Because I knew i could handle it myself!”
>Twilight sighed in response, rubbing her temple.
>”Look, you're a really nice guy, and I'd hate for anything to happen to you. Just...pto use me you won't start any more fights.” Twilight pleaded.
“I'm just-”
>”Promise!”
>You sigh in admittance.
“I promise I won't cause any more trouble.”
>Twilight smiled, then hugged you warmly.
>”But I do appreciate you doing this for me.”
>She then planted a soft kiss on your cheek.
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>>30527279
>You stood there sort of dumbfounded, in the realization that you were just kissed.
>”Hey lovebirds! Class is starting!” Dash shouted from across the room, before leaving.
>Twilight blushed and pushed her hair aside.
>”So, um...see you later!” Twilight said.
“Yep!” You awkwardly reply.
>Quickly, you go the other way to get to algebra.
>When you get there, you find yourself sitting next to Fluttershy.
>Seems like she's still pretty impressed by your show in the lunchroom.
>”Did you know Twilight and Flash had a history together?” Fluttershy asked.
“What do you mean?”
>”They dated for a while, but Twilight found that he was cheatI got on her with Sunset Shimmer. She was so heartbroken that day.” Fluttershy sulked.
“Damn, that sucks…”
>”I guess she found satisfaction when you embarrassed Flash like that!”
“I guess so!”
>Class went on as usual, with some students pointing and whispering at you.
>It didn't bother you that much, however.
>About 45 minutes in, you got a text from an unknown number.
>”How's the fame, hero?”
“Who dis?”
>”Oh, right. Rainbow Dash here.
“How'd you get my number?”
>”Pinkie gave it to me.”
>Figures.
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>>30527279
>use me
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>>30527404
>”Just wanted to tell you that Twilight’s been in a pretty good mood lately. Must've had something to do you your little kiss.”
“What do you mean?”
>”She's in a really dreamy state. Like she's on cloud nine.”
>This could be great.
>One of the most popular girls in the school could have a crush on you.
>You'll try and pursue a relationship later.
>Rush it and it could ruin your newfound friendships.
“I gotta go now, Dash. Text you later.”
>You turn off the phone and resume your class work.
>Your Mind is flooding with a million thoughts.
>Be it about the six, or about your new powers.
>Who knows, you could become a superhero with your powers.
>Norman might throw a hissy fit over you using your powers more.
>Whatever, you've got a scuba suit, boots, gloves and a mask you could make into a superhero suit.
>Maybe throw in a cape for extra effect.
>Your thoughts are interrupted with an unwelcome announcement.
>”Mr. Anonymous to the Principal’s office, please.” Vice Principal Luna says over the intercom.
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How am I doing so far? Any suggestions to make?

>>30527441
Typo. Meant to say "promise me"

As for "use me"...that comes later
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>>30526125
You got a pastebin for this?
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>>30526367
“So Pinkie, how come I'm never invited to your parties?”
>”What are you talking about?” Pinkie replied.
“I just, never get an invitation.” You explain
>”Oh, silly! I don't hand out invitations because EVERYONE is invited!” She explains.

This never gets old.
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>You Are Corporal Anon.
>Currently you're on board the Skyranger, heading towards Canterlot City.
>there are reports of strange activity going on, citizens have reported bright multi-coloured lights, large explosions and apparently two separate incidents involving mind control.
>All of these incidents happened around or possibly in the local high school, the two theories are that the Aliens are involved, or its EXALT.
>Either thought isn't pretty, that's why The Commander ordered a covert operation, an Undercover Agent was sent in to figure out what was happening.
>We lost contact with them shortly after they had begun the operation and had since lost hope of finding the agent alive.
>Recently however the Agent's emergency evac beacon had been triggered, Central had you geared up and ready for it.
>within minutes of the signal being found you were on the Skyranger heading for Canterlot, more specifically, a little cafe known as Sugercube Corner.
>This was a sensitive operation, being such The Commander and Central had both agreed That it needed a lighter touch, meaning you were going in alone.
>Big Sky was to drop you off on the roof of Sugercube Corner, from there you'd clear the building floor by floor while searching for the missing Agent.
>hopefully they'd be alive and able to fill us in on what's happening here.
>Watching the interior light shift from red to green you stand up and walk over to the exit ramp, Big Sky informing you to that you were at the landing zone and to bring The Agent home.
>You gave a silent nod to the camera above the cockpit door and ran out the moment the ramp was lowered, keeping your eyes peeled for any movement on the dark roof.
>Hearing the ramp shut behind you and feeling sure that the roof was clear you moved towards a door that should lead down to the second floor.
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>>30528087

>Opening the door and pointing your rifle down the stairs, you slowly make your way down.
>Reaching the bottom your in a hallway with three rooms and another staircase leading down to the bottom floor.
>Moving down the hallway you notice how quiet it is, even at night you should at least be able to hear snoring or something.
>but instead all you can hear is your own footsteps and breathing.
>Walking past one of the room you look inside as the door is open, it appears to be a baby room, two cribs can be seen, but both are empty.
>Moving over to the next room you have to open the door yourself this time, peaking in as you open it you notice that this room has a double bed, again it is vacant.
>Not liking the situation you move rapidly to the next room, finding a very pink yet unoccupied bed, you let out a quiet curse and contact Central.

"Central, this is Strike One, there are no sign of the residents, and its too fucking quiet sir"
>Walking over to the stairs leading down you wait at the top for Central to confirm.
>"Roger that Strike One, Rescuing our Agent is still top priority, but keep an eye out for the Missing Civilians"
>You start to slowly go down the stairs, each step causing the boards to creak, reaching the bottom you notice something laying on the floor, a body.
>Moving over to inspect it you kneel down next to the body and flip it over, giving it a look over you notice several things, its a human male, in his late thirties.
>he's wearing a suit, carrying an assault rifle much like your own, his cause of death seems to be from a bullet wound to his chest, the copious amounts of blood on the floor can verify this.
>Now here's the thing, he looks like an Exalt Agent in every way, the special ops gear, the business wear. >Except he has an armband on with a symbol, an Equal sign, and his weapon appears to have several modifications to it.
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>>30528292

>Hearing something breath you bring your rifle up and aim in the direction of the noise, you quickly switch your flashlight on, illuminating the source of the noise.
>You lower your rifle once you spot the hunched over form of the lost Agent, you rush over and kneel down next to them, noting the empty pistol held in their grip.
>Putting your rifle down you quickly examine the Agent, noticing several minor burns, luckily they haven't burn anything important, using your medkit you quickly spray the injured areas, cleaning up the wounds.
"Central we have the package, its slightly damaged but still in one piece, over"
>"Copy that Strike One, move to extraction"
>As you stand up to leave you remember the empty beds upstairs.
"Central still no sign of the missing civilians Sir, permission to clear the rest of the building?"
>"Negative Strike One, The Agent is holding critical intel that we need asap, that's an order"
>Shaking your head in defeat you go to lift the agent onto your shoulders but you hear something coming from the agents headset, curious you decide to switch to the same frequency as them.

>The moment you do you can hear sounds of banging and shouting, you continue to listen for a few seconds before you hear a voice.
>"Hey are you there? Please still be there"
>The voice you hear is soft, yet full of energy.
"Who is this? And where are you?"
>More banging, its getting louder and so is the shouting
>"My Name is Pinkie, we're hiding in the basement from the meanies with guns, somebody was with us before but they got hurt"
>Looking down at the agent you start to see a picture of what happened, the Agent probably tried to protect them, got gunned down in the process.
>the beacon isn't here either, the girl must have it with her in the basaement.
>Standing up you look around with your flashlight and find the door to the basement, pressing your ear against it you can hear the banging and shouting clearly.
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>>30528323

>You've got a choice to make, you can either bring the Agent up to the Skyranger and evac as planned, or you can go down into the basement to try and save Pinkie.
>The agent is stabilised but will need more extensive care within the next few hours or their injuries could worsen.
>However if you do take The Agent to the evac, you'll be insuring that Pinkie won't have any chance of escaping here, they'll either kill her or take her prisoner, and if this is still Exalt, well it won't be pretty.

>Option A: Extract The Agent
>Option B: Rescue Pinkie Pie

http://www.strawpoll.me/13446214
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>>30528323
Aren't medkits unlocked at Sargeant, or did they change it?
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>>30464004
which is hotter EQG Celestia or Terra Strong?
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>>30528336
here's a poll for what class you think Anon Should be:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13446299

I will be using some semblance of stats and class skills while writing the combat scenes, such as if Anon was an Assault he would be able to use assault rifles and shotguns and could use the Run and Gun Skill, where as a heavy gets a rocket launcher, and LMGs, along with its own class based skills.

Gear such as Medkits, grenades and S.C.O.P.E.s and even different ammo types can all be acquired through looting dead enemies which I will do at the end of each battle automatically, weapon and armor upgrades can be found during certain choices.

Also a little warning, Anon CAN die, and so can anyone else, and I mean ANYONE.
During certain choices you'll have to consider if its viable for Anon in that moment, Maybe you have to Choose over saving someone or staying in cover and hoping they can save themselves, you might want to go save Fluttershy or Derpy, maybe even one of your squad mates, but if your current health is two out of seven are you gonna take the risk? Cause if Anon dies, its Game Over.

After important decisions have been made Anon might learn a new skill depending on what choice(s) he made, depending on the choice it could have a positive impact on him, or a negative one.

As long as you think smart and have the dubs on your side in combat you and anyone else with you should make it through, just remember, every choice has consequences.

>>30528600
You can actually buy medkits from day one, I believe your thinking of the Support's Field Medic skill that unlocks at sargent which allows medkits to be used three times, also check em.
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>>30527538
No, so it would be appreciated if someone could do it for me
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>>30502666
>>30502740
>At line 2206 of the pastabin
>Oh shit shit's getting spoopy
>I'm like 12% done and there's a 2nd ongoing pastabin
>fugg :DDD
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>>30518380
>>30518383
samefag
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Third poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/13451474
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>>30527476
>God dammit
>When is this gonna end?
>First Norman, then Twilight (albeit with a kiss) and now the principal.
>All you wanted to do was help.
>Sighing, you get up from your seat and trudge over to Principal Celestia’s office.
>When you go in, you find Flash Sentry sitting in the chair on the right, with a chair open on the left.
>You sit down and brace yourself.
>”So, care to explain what happened during lunch?” Principal Celestia asked.
“I was trying to throw my trash away and a Flash came up to me and tried to start a fight.” You explain, desperate to get the first word.
>”So instead of finding a teacher or a lunchroom monitor, you found it was a better idea to humiliate him in front of everyone?” The principal asked, curious about the situation.
“Come on, I didn't even touch him!” You defended.
>”So you knew Flash didn't pose a threat to you, and you still went ahead with your idea?”
>You sit back in your seat exasperated.
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>>30522616
I ran into this story on a whim a few days ago and I've finally caught up. I absolutely love it. The primarily Miami ost of Part one was really nice and consistent but the use of a large vareity of music part 2 is also refreshing.
The story is great and characters develop so smoothly sometimes I forget anon was a loser.
I do miss all the baneposting and references from that era of the character. While they're still around now there were patches were subtle and not so subtle references were coming thick and fast, I really enjoyed that and you managed to weave them into the dialouge in fun and not entirely immersion breaking ways.
The action is quite good. You simplify complex grapples and movements well to maintain the flow. Not sure about the drone aspect yet but I love Moonie and her getting more involved was an extremely pleasant surprise.
The stakes are dark but scattered well enough throughout the story that it doesn't dwell on them and become edgy.
As for smut? Moonie got robbed. Otherwise, to me at least, it's a side note to the larger narrative. The story has really grown from part one into something that is in and of itself genuinely interesting as opposed to being, tertiary to and facilitating the, romance.

Basically I really love your writing and I cannot wait for the next heap of updates.
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>>30532808
>”So why didn't you?” Celestia asked.
“I dunno, I guess I didn't want to seem helpless by running to the teachers. Maybe I just wanted to show I was able to handle myself.”
>”So you decided how others see was more important than how others see Flash.”
>God dammit.
>All you wanted to do was help out where you could.
>”You two are dismissed. I won't be calling your parents about this and expect that another misunderstanding like this won't happen again.” Celestia finished, before returning to her paperwork.
>Lucky break.
>Flash heads out the door, glaring at you on the way out.
>Dick.
>On the way out, you glance at the clock.
>2:58
>School’s almost out.
>You check your phone and see Fluttershy texted you.
>”is everything ok???”
“Just a misunderstanding. It's all good now.” You text back.
>You then realize your locker is on the other side of the school.
>After looking around, you use your super speed to zoom through the halls to your locker just before the bell rang.
>Once it rang, everyone came swarming through the halls to get to their lockers.
>You packed up all your stuff and headed out.
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>>30532828
I know, right? I was reading part 1 as it was getting written, and I ended up writing a short spinoff just to make a shitty Family Guy joke, and everyone but NaOH was getting shitter shattered over it. Good times, but I never finished reading part 1 until the other day. Now I'm on pastebin #1 of A Second Chance, and it's fucking gold.

"I wouldn’t say jealousy got the best of you because there isn’t a best. It only revealed the worst of you.”
Like damn, dude.
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>>30532879
>At home, you're rifling through storage boxes looking for your aforementioned wetsuit/superhero costume.
>”Everything alright, dear?” Your mom called from the living room, having heard your rummaging through your stuff.
“Everything's fine!” You yell back, having just found your wetsuit.
>With some struggling, you managed to get the indigo bodysuit on.
>It's a snug fit, but it fits nonetheless.
>Some fifteen minutes later and you find your mask, gloves and boots.
>A bit more rummaging and you find a purple blanket that could serve as a decent cape.
>With your costume fully assembled, you look…
>..pretty silly.
>Oh well. You've still got your powers.
>You decide to make today your first Patrol across Canterlot as…
>....uh…
>Superhero name to be decided.
“Hey mom, I'm going out to the store to get something! Be back in an hour!”
>”Be back on time!” Mom responded.
>You tended to go out like this to get snacks, so she wasn't suspicious.
>Carefully, you climbed out the window and flew off to downtown Canterlot.
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>>30533079
>The air on your face feels great as you shoot through the sky over Canterlot.
>But you're not up here to enjoy yourself today.
>You're looking for crimes to stop.
>You fly over all of town.
>From Sweet Apple Acres to the city limits.
>You even did a double-check over popular spots in town just to be extra sure.
>It seemed your heroics would have to wait another day until you heard police sirens blaring on the streets below.
>You look down, and see a high-speed chase going on, with a car of bank robbers driving haphazardly through the streets.
>Now’s your time.
>You swoop down on the street, a block ahead of the bandits.
>First, you shot electricity from your hands at the car, not enough to seriously harm them, but enough to disable the car.
>Gasps were heard from the crowd, amazed by your demonstration off power.
>The car kept on sliding, however, which you stopped with just putting your foot on the hood.
>To finish up the scene, you pick up the car and place it upside down, so that the police can apprehend the criminals.
>The police car pulled up next to you, and the two cops inside get out, nervously pointing their guns at you.
“...They're all yours!” You say to them, before shooting off into the sky.
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>>30533223
>Satisfied with your first good deed as a superhero, you head home like you said you would.
>At home, you quickly change out of your costume and into your regular clothes before going in the front door.
“Hey mom, I'm home! They didn't have what I was looking for, so I-”
>You were interrupted by your mom when you hugged you deeply as soon as you walked in.
>”Oh thank goodness you're safe, I was so worried!”
“I'm alright mom, what’s wrong?” You ask.
>”There was a car chase downtown! Armed robbers were speeding through the area you were in!”
“Oh, I was wondering what that was. I was inside the store, so I didn't see nothing.” You try to shrug off.
>”People are also saying that a masked man swooped down and apprehended the criminals.” Mom continued.
“Huh?”
>”I'm as confused as you. I'm having trouble buying superheroes in real life, but a bunch of pictures and videos are flooding the news sites.” Mom explained.
“I'm sure it's the hysteria of the moment. It'll die down eventually.” You try to calm her down.
>Dinner was eaten, some conversations were had, and you soon went off to bed, exhausted by your heroics.
>School tomorrow should be interesting.
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>>30533439
>The next morning went as usual.
>Ate breakfast, got dressed and headed off to school.
>At school is where the craziness started.
>Practically everyone was talking about the new superhero of Canterlot.
>”Superheroes? Are you kidding me?” Octavia asked Vinyl Scratch as you walked by.
>”I know, but apparently all the footage is legit!” Vinyl replied.
>You ended up stumbling upon another conversation between Rose and Daisy, the girls at the local flower shop.
>”You just can't stop watching that video, can you?” Daisy asked.
>”What can I say, I love a man in tights!” Rose cheerily replied.
>”How do you think this superhero guy got his powers?” Soarin asked his friends.
>”Maybe he was experimented on!” A jock offered.
>”Isn't it a bit scary that someone as powerful as him could be walking among us right now?” Pipsqueak asked.
>”Nof really, I think he’th juth trying to help uth out, tho I don't think you thould be worried.” Twist assured him.
>You made your way to first block, Biology, where you found yourself sitting next to Rainbow Dash.
>”Dude! Did you hear about the-”
“Superhero? Yeah, I did.” You cut her off.
>”Oh, right. But isn't it crazy? Some people are calling him Lightning Man!” Dash said excitedly.
>Hm...Lightning Man…
>...That name could work.
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Are you all here only for the smut, or would you read stories which doesn't contain any sexual themes at all?
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>>30533958
I'm more for the smut, but I enjoy non-smut stories as well
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>>30533958
Only romance and comedy
I don't mind fluff, but smut is better desu
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Poll #3 for Lightning Man: http://www.strawpoll.me/13451474/r
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So what does everyone think of my Greentext so far?
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>>30534914
I like it
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>>30501222
After waking up to literal pages of greentext and seeing the number of posts, I've decided to post the update in the next thread instead. It's obvious that we've had a significant growth lately, so you all don't need me right away!

Cheers!
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>>30464004
>Pastebin
Jesus fuck, this is organized like shit.

How the fuck are you supposed to find anything? The AiE threads have their pastebins organized alphabetically for story titles and another for author names.
>hur dur, let me start up a pastebin where I have everyone else's stories! You won't be able to find what you're looking for without using the SITE-WIDE search bar which completely defeats the purpose of me having them in a master archive! that'll be smart!
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>>30535285
>SITE-WIDE search bar
It's powered by Google, so even if you do use it you aren't guaranteed to find what you're looking for.
For example there are two copies of "GreentextSavant - A Hot Meal," yet only one can be found using the search bar. It's really stupid but the threads have been like this for so long and there's so many apologists here that they would defend it.

Sorry bud, it's not gonna change.
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>>30535319
>>30535285
The pastebin was like this from when it was created in 2013. I don't like the disorganization either but the one in charge of the pastebin disappeared half a year ago and never came back. So that bin is now frozen in time and no one chan change it unfortunately, that's really the only reason. But the site itself still has an alphabetize feature that might help you find things by the author's name if you want. Besides, the new writers are using their own pastebins anyway as a result of the old one never being updated anymore.
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>>30533958
I love me some smut, but I also like long stories too.
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>>30534914
Any suggestions on what you all would like to see from my Greentext?
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>>30537328
needs more space, homeskillet.
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>>30536346
Do you think Rarity secretly like heavy metal?
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>>30537687
Likes* Sorry.
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>>30537687
Only when she's receiving sexy facial abuse.
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>>30537687
Neh
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>>30537669
What do you mean?
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>>30538042
That part made me laugh out loud in real life and I kinda feel bad about that.
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Holy comeback Batman! I leave for a couple of days and return to an explosion of green.
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>>30537328
I realize this is a super hero story and will probably focus more on action Soon enough, but I'd like to see more dialogue between characters.
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>>30533958
Smuts fine, but I tend to enjoy the more romance/feels heavy stories more than anything. Extra points for some light/medium action and comedy.
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>>30533715
>”So whaddya his deal is?” Dash asks.
“Who's deal?”
>”Lightning Man!”
“I just think he's a guy trying to do the right thing.” You suggest, trying to sound casual about it.
>”Oh, please. You think someone who could do what Lightning Man can would use it to just rescue cats from trees?” Dash retorts.
“I dunno.” You meekly respond.
>”You ask me, I think he's just easing us into the idea of a Demigod flying in the sky with that much power freely, so he can eventually take over the world!” Dash insists.
>You roll your eyes at the idea.
“Dash, you're sounding a bit paranoid. I think he just feels obligated to help out where he can.”
>”I'll remember that when we’re all saluting to the almighty Lightning Man!” She insists, before going back to her phone.
>Dash did bring up a worrying idea.
>What if people get paranoid over you just trying to help?
>...You decide to not worry about it too much right now.
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>>30539332
>Class starts, and the teacher starts droning on about the lessons on DNA and RNA and all that.
>Your mind wanders a bit.
>You're still thinking about the kiss Twilight gave you.
>Maybe there’s something there?
>Or maybe not.
>That could just be her way of saying thanks, and just doesn't think much of it.
>...You’ll have to see what she thinks about Lightning Man first.
>Plus there’s also her other friends.
>You have been noticing Fluttershy staring at you lately, and Rarity has been tossing suggestive looks your way…
>You’ll just have to see.
>Your attention snaps back to reality (at the expense of gravity) and you see the teacher’s assigning a project with partners.
>”Mr. Anonymous, you're with Rainbow Dash.”
>You look to your left, and you share a smile with Dash.
>Something about her smile seemed a bit more...genuine.
>Realizing she was lingering, she snapped away, scanning over her worksheet.
>Huh...
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>>30539548
“So, Dash, know what to do here?” You ask, gesturing to the first segment.
>”Nope.” She replied bluntly.
>Typical.
>You try talking her through how to solve the problems, but it's clear her mind is elsewhere.
>You slide the paper aside and try talking through to her.
“Hey, something on your mind?”
>”You should totally be on one of my sports teams!” Dash pipes up.
>...You don't know why you weren't expecting that.
“I dunno…”
>”Soccer, Football, Baseball, Lacrosse, you name it! With you, we’d be unstoppable!” Dash cheers.
>”I mean, I make the teams unstoppable already, but you’d make them even more unstoppable!”
“I, uh… can't.”
>”Why not?” Dash asks, cocking her head a bit.
“I've got a lot of family obligations.” You reply, causing her to sulk a bit.
>”Come on! One day a week!” She pleads.
>”Imagine: five seconds left. You run forward, kick the ball, and score the winning goal!” Dash persuaded.
>”The crowd roars in cheers, the team picks you up, you hold up the trophy, and the crowd chants: ‘Anon! Anon! Anon! Anon!” Dash continues.
>You really wanted to.
>But now you're obligated to your work as Lightning Man.
“Sorry, but I really can't.” You reply
>”I see, but...you’re still coming to my games!”
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>>30464004
is there a daybreak variation of this.
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>>30539708
“Of course! We are friends, after all!” You reply happily.
>For some reason, she sulked a bit after you said that.
>It soon went away, and you two went back to working on the assignment.
>Once it was all done, you and Dash went to turn it in.
>The teacher looks over it, and nods approvingly.
>Dash smiled, and you two went back to your seats to pack up.
>The bell soon rang, and you two got up and went to the door.
>But, some dumb fuck spilled water in the area, causing you to slip.
>You tried catching the one thing you could grab:
>Dash’s skirt.
>You ended up pulling her skirt to the ground, exposing her small compression shorts.
“Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!” You constantly apologize as you get back up.
>Dash was frantically fixing her skirt with a crimson blush on her face, too busy to reply.
>Luckily, you and her were the only ones in the room, so no one else caught a glimpse of her rather shapely ass.
>She was out the door hurrying to her next class in no time.
>You'll clear it up with her later.
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Poll #4 http://www.strawpoll.me/13460984
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>>30539853
>Cut to lunch, where you take your seat next to Fluttershy and Rarity.
>Immediately you recognize something is off.
“Where's Twilight?” You ask the girls there.
>“She's in the library, studying I believe.” Rarity replied.
>Figures.
>”Oh! She wanted me to give this to you!” Pinkie said, handing you a piece of paper.
>On the paper was written: “Meet me in the library at 3:30. -Twi.”
>Your interest was piqued, wondering what she wanted you for.
>You stuff the note in your pocket and make a mental note.
>”Isn't it super-duper cool that Canterlot has its very own Superhero!?” Pinkie said excitedly.
>”His costume could work, but it's still pretty exciting.” Rarity agreed.
>”Ahm still a little concerned. Maybe he's gonna become more brutal as time goes on.” Applejack warned, sharing Dash’s worries.
>”I think he's gonna be nicer than that. He just wants to make everyone feel safer.” Fluttershy replied somewhat quietly.
>Dash was noticeably more relaxed after your little incident with her.
>You then noticed something about Rarity.
“You seem different, Rarity.” You point out.
>”New shampoo, dear. Thank you for noticing!” Rarity replied, batting her eyes at you a bit.
>This earned a scoff from Dash, and a bit of a depressed look from Fluttershy.
>Huh.
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>>30540270
>Looking at Fluttershy, you're reminded of something.
“Hey, you still open for helpers at the animal shelter?”
>Fluttershy’s expression immediately brightened.
>”Of course! Here's a flier!”
>She rifles through her backpack and hands you a flier.
>It's a bit crumpled, but you can make out the location and times.
>”What, you're too busy for ONE sports team but Fluttershy gets all the attention?” Dash interjects.
“It's only once a week, and I'm still going to your soccer games.” You defend.
>She shrugs it off and goes back to her food.
>Clear to see the two are close friends.
>”I'll be at the shelter pretty much every day after school, from 4 to 7.” Fluttershy explains.
“Alright, I'll be sure to be there this Thursday!” You reply, much to her happiness.
>”Thanks, Anon. Apart from the girls here, I don't really get volunteers to help out, so it really means a lot that you'll help.” Fluttershy said, still smiling widely.
>There's something about Fluttershy’s smile that makes you all warm inside.
>She is really cute, now that you're noticing it.
>You find her blushing a bit, and you realize you're staring.
>You quickly avert your gaze and see the bell is about to ring.
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>>30540429
>You pack up your things, and the bell rings.
>You get up, and Rainbow Dash walks with you in your way to classes.
“Hey, about what happened in biology-”
>”Don't worry about it. No one saw.” Dash cut you off.
“Oh, so you're not upset?”
>”To be honest:” Dash got close and whispered in your ear
>”I didn't mind you removing my clothes~” Dash teased before walking off.
>...well then.
>Who knew Rainbow Dash was such a tease.
>So now it's pretty much confirmed that she's into you.
>You're snapped out of your thoughts when Norman bumped into you.
>Hey man, did you hear about the superhero yesterday? Crazy, I know! Wonder who it could be…” he said sarcastically
>You sighed loudly.
“Look, I've got all this power and I'm told to do nothing. I can't just sit by while things are going on that I could have prevented.” You defend
“I'm decided on what I'm gonna do. And you're either with me or not.” You finish.
>After a bit of thinking, Norman decides:
>”Fine, I'll help you.”
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>>30540570
>”I'll keep you posted with what's going on in the city. I suggest you keep your…costume with you at all times.” Norman says.
>”Look, classes are starting soon, and I'll keep in touch.” Norman tells you before running off to class.
>You make a mental note to keep your suit in a bag in your backpack tomorrow, and head off to English.
>When you're there, you sit next to Rarity, who smiles when you arrive.
>You find yourself smiling back sheepishly, as there's something infectious about Rarity.
>She's simply...intoxicating.
>Assignments go by pretty quickly as you're pretty good with English.
>Which is great, as it gives you time to talk with Rarity.
“So, how's your day been?” You ask, awkwardly trying to start a conversation.
>”Oh, it was certainly interesting! After all this Lightning Man business, it seems everyone’s talking with people in other cliques.” Rarity beamed.
>She went on about what's been happening, and you listened intently.
>...She's really pretty
>You knew that already, but now that you're talking with her…
>She's just...really pretty.
>Wait, she's giggling.
>Shit, you just said that out loud.
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>>30540761
>You start blushing a bit, and chuckle nervously.
>”Don't worry, I think it's charming~” Rarity teases.
>With nothing else to talk about, you try to go back to your work.
>However, Rarity’s making it more difficult, as she's making more deliberate attempts to distract you.
>Every now and again, she’ll drop her pencil, where she'll drag a finger or two across your thigh.
>”So, how's your day been~?” Rarity asks, with a hand resting on your upper thigh.
>boner pls
“Not much, I mean e-everything's been calm other than the whole superhero business.” You squeak out, trying to resist the temptress.
>”Anything...exciting?” She asks, slowly undoing the zipper to your pants.
>Is this real life?
>”You two lovebirds done over there?” Ms. Cheerilee asks, obviously directing it at you and Rarity.
“Oh, uh, everything's fine miss.” You awkwardly say, trying to recover from your almost sex.
>Rarity is much more composed than you, having resumed your work.
>She isn't teasing you anymore, and you resume the work you've been given.
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>>30540986
>At the end of class, the bell rang and you got up to leave.
>But before you left, Rarity pulled you aside and planted a soft kiss on your cheek.
>”Stay cute~” She says before disappearing into the crowd.
>You felt your cheeks and felt the area where she kissed you.
>Safe to say today’s been going rather well for you.
>Speaking of which, you're reminded that Twilight’s waiting for you in the library.
>Getting through the crowd, you make your way over there, where you search through the aisles for where purple smart might be.
>Eventually you find her, slumped down against a row of books, in the back of the room
“Hey, Twi. Got your note!” You signal to her.
>She looks over to you, and you tell something's different.
>She grabs you and pulls you in for a deep kiss, wrapping her arms around your head as she kisses you hungrily.
>”You sink into the kiss, finding yourself rubbing her sides a bit.
>She moans a bit and you return her love.
“...What was that about?” You ask her, after sadly breaking the kiss.
>”Ever since you stood up to Snails and Snips for me, I found myself unable to stop thinking about you.” She gasped, cheeks glowing red.
>”I felt something was...different about you. I knew you'd be better for me than Flash.”
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>>30541140
“So, do want to be dating or something?” You awkwardly ask her.
>”To be honest, I don't know. I can't think straight with this fire between my legs.” She replies.
>”I just need this one...experience. It'll clear my head and let me decide if I wanna pursue this or not. I need this, I need...you~” She said before diving back in and kissing you deeply, hastily removing your shirt.
>Moaning softly, you take your time unbuttoning her blouse, exposing her perky, B-cup breasts to you in all their glory.
>Pushing you on her back, you use one hand to hold her head as you continue playing tonsil hockey and use the other hand to softly knead her left nipple, causing her to gasp a bit.
>”A-Anon…” she manages to squeeze out as you plant kisses all the way down her neck and start suckling her right nipple.
>Twilight is left unable to speak, eliciting only moans and gasps as she squirms in pleasure.
>You decided to make things interesting as you let your hand venture south, under her skirt.
>Slowly, you rub two fingers around the outside of her entrance, causing her to moan noticeably louder.
“Careful, Twi. We’re in a library~.” you tease as you rub a bit faster.
>Trying not to be outdone, Twilight hastily undoes the zipper to your pants and begins stroking your stiffened member.
>You gasp a bit as you slowly insert two fingers into her clit as she speeds up her pace.
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>>30541291
>”Anon, I'm gonna...I’m gonna...ohhhhhhhh~” Twilight moans loudly as a flood of her juices fills your hand and spills out onto your arms.
>With nothing else to entertain yourself with, you simply lie back as Twilight tries to give you a handjob.
>It's a bit awkward, and it's clear she read a guide on the internet, as her grip’s a bit too tight and she finds trouble keeping a pace.
>Soon enough, you feel yourself getting close, as you try to warn her.
“Twilight, I'm-” You say, but you're interrupted as you find yourself finishing all over purple smart’s face.
>She gasps in surprise, and she giggles a bit as she wipes your extract off her face.
“Sorry about that, Twi.” You say.
>”It's fine! This was really fun!” She replies happily.
>Looking right her, you lick up the juices from her climax while maintaining eye contact, causing her to blush.
“Mmm, taste sweet~” you tease, causing her to giggle.
”So...what are we?” You ask the cute egghead.
>“Well, I dunno. There's definitely something there, but I think we should take it slower. Maybe a kiss here and there before we try sex again.” Twilight replies.
“Sounds like a plan.” You say, getting closer to her, causing her to smile and cuddle up to you.
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Question: does anyone want this Greentext to continue? I'm not really feeling this, so unless you all want more of this, I might give up on it and focus on shorter greens
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>>30541583
If you aren't feeling it you can stop. Nobody is forcing you.
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>>30541583
I'd love for it to continue. It's pretty darn good so far and can't go wrong with the more content this thread gets.
But still, what >>30541622 said. If you don't want to continue, you don't have to. I might be a little sad, though.
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Can I have some referrals for some straight character x reader stories? As in smut not necessarily being the main attraction. I can hardly seem to find anything in the pastebin or fimfic group
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Hey Fingerbang, just wrote this, posting cause fuuuuuckit

>"Yeah, maybe i'll see you.... around..."
>You trail off as the brunette your friend introduced you to earlier saunters off towards the girl the called her over without so much as a goodbye
>You breathe a deep sigh as you spin around and slouch into your bar stool as you lay your jacket across your lap and stare at the drink in front of you
>Gin and Tonic, easy to drink according to Dash who crept away to "freshen up" while you talked to...
>"Fleekwood? Fastfeet...? Ah shit."
>As the realization you really dont care strikes you, you slide your hand down your face and slap it to the bar, pushing off and hopping to your feet
> You roll your shoulders and look over the heads of the many farmiliar students in or around your grade
>Spotting a patch of gay pride zipping between aquatinces, you pluck the straw out of your face and toss it down
>Sweet, pine-needle burn being put aside, you slide your jacket over your shoulders and grab the arm of your now obviously more buzzed than you friend and take a wide sidestep to the less crowded corner near the door
>Dash bumps into your chest before she sways back and pouts up at you, almost pulling a grin out off your dissapointed grimace
>She steps back, propping her fists on her cocked hips and raising her eye brows
>Youve done this twice this week already, she doesent even need to ask
>"Hey dont give me that, I already told you this isnt game time Dash!"
>"Anon!"
>She laughs shoving you in the shoulders
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>"We both agreed, youre in a rut dude! Look, that was one of the like, ten girls from my program. Look, theres Fleetfoot right now!"
>"Dash!"
>You grip her arms as she tries to wave to her friend
>"Dash, come for a smoke. Could I just, like, talk to you?"
>Dash adopts a more serious face as she quickly nods
>"Y-Yeah Anon, lets just... step out, for a sec. Okay. Yeah."
>As you walk down the worn concrete steps of the downtown building into the lit pornch outside you pull a smoke out of your jacket pocket and light it as you hit the sidewalk
>You earn a scowl from dash as she tosses her hands in her letterman
>"Blow it that way, wouldjya? Now.."
>She looks forward, breaking eye contact and gazing across the neon lights blazing down the stretching street
>"I got this funny feeling youre not really trying there dude. Whats goin on? Weve talked about 'Tavia, whats the deal?"
>You actually felt a little jolt at her name
>Cmon man, youre not like this!
>You and dash are fucking Tom Cruise level wingmen, and have been since before school
>After reconnecting over this first semester youve gotten to be much better friends, and with your mutual habit of... social experimentation, you kind of clicked after your first real bash together
>Not that you dont have a few more close friends, Dash just fills a very neiche friendship
>Thats why being closed off with her really sucks, but thats just the issue
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>"I know, its... wierd. And fucky. I dont get it"
>You stop at a crosswalk and take a drag before continuing
>"Octavia was a little more serious, yes, but i really thought that this might have been the solution!"
>"Right! so lets roll back and get a handfull of fleetfoot's a-"
>You interrupt her with a long low grown
>You feel youself getting more frustrated as you run a hand through your hair
>"That's just it, I'm not enjoying this stupid club and this stupid music, I'm not-
>"Happy?"
>You pause.... youre frozen
>"I know the feeling Anon. Look, maybe youre right, this bar wont make you happy. But neither will being a mopey doofus!"
>Is this supposed to be uplifting?
>Dash tries to grab your collar but she looks kind of funny standing on her toes
>"I know you well Anon, how longs it been since you got a lil, eh?"
>Dash drops back and give you her signature angry coach face
>" I mean you mentioned Tavi wasnt the... warmest when it came to all that biz, but you were with her for like, 4 months!"
>"Jesus Dash chill" you say as a group of guys from your morning class stumble by and wave to you
>You smile and wave back while speaking
>"I'm literally in the middle of the Sahara desert. But thats not the problem!I just... I'm over her Dash, I am."
>At that she scoffs at you. but her gaze softens, as does yours
>"But I can just tell theres something holding me back, I just gotta figure out what that is!"
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>Dash goes to answer, but gets cut off by a noise from your phone
>Much to her annoyance, you read it
>"Hold that thought speed racer, Twilight's tryna burn down the house"
>"She what!?" Dash yells, drawing the eyes of a few patrons of the bar you now circled around to
>You start jogging backwards and yell
>"Burnt computer, panicked nerd, gotta go!"
>Dash watches you dodge people as you jog back towards your and twilights apartment
>"Oh, what dorky egghead could possibly be keeping me from falling for another princess..." Dash mumbles in a poor attempt at your voice as she giggles to herdelf before spotting her buds crushing jaeger bombs at the bar
>"What the fuck is uuuuuup!"
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>>30541761
Hmmmst, I wonder if the answer to what's holding him back could be, repressed feelings for Dash? Or is that too obvious
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>>30467234
>The detective is on Dark Blood's payroll
He's gotta fucking die
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>>30522044
Thanks anon, also if you don't mind me asking I gotta know, is he kill?
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>>30467386
>Not available: Vice Principal Luna
That's fucking casual talk and I don't want to see any more of it.
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>>30542315
>>30542466
What are you two even talking about?
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>>30542636
Shit
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>>30532885
>>30532828
I wasn't expecting this, thanks a lot you two. Makes writing this story worth it.

>>30522616
>Ten minutes later.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
>It’s a beautiful morning.
>You read a sign that says: You’re leaving Canterlot City.
>You’re driving both Pinkie Pie and Rainbow to the beach, listening to awesome tunes on the stereo.
>Rainbow Dash is quite relaxed.
>”Aaahh…” Rainbow says as she shuffles her butt on the backseat, “damn Anon, I really like your new car! I guess it was a good thing that freak stole your old car after all right?”
“Haha, yeah…”
>”Tell me about it!” Pinkie Pie says as she lowers the car’s window and sticks her head out.
>The wind messes up her puffy hair.
>”Yeah, this is awesome…you’re the best Anon.”
“Why, thank you Dashie.”
>Rainbow takes off her sneakers and socks and places her bare feet near the gear stick.
>You tickle her feet.
>”Hahah! Stop it Anon, what are you doing?”
>You only look and smile at her using the mirror.
>She smiles as well and pokes your elbow with her painted toenail.
>”Oooh, this is gonna be awesome!!!” Pinkie Pie excitedly says, “everyone is stuck at school and we’re gonna have fun today!”
>”Heck yeah!” Rainbow Dash says, “do you have leftover pizza around Anon?”
>You chuckle.
“No I don’t, however we can grab something to eat later. I’m doing well on cash after all…”
>”Really now? That pizza place must make a lot of money!” Pinkie Pie says.
>You smirk.
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>>30542664

>”Won’t AJ be mad that you ditched work today?” Rainbow Dash asks.
“AJ and I are on good terms,” you reply, “besides today I picked almost a half the apples I picked yesterday, not that bad if you ask me!”
>”How’d you do it?”
“Don’t tell Jackie but…I grab a baseball bat and start beating the crap outta those branches. The apples quickly fall to the ground that way.”
>Both Rainbow Dash and Pinkie laugh.
>”That’s cheating Nonny!”
“Who cares? That gets the job done, am I right or am I right?”
>”Yeah, I guess…” Rainbow Dash says with a smile, “I’m gonna take a nap…wake me up when we’re there.”
>”Aww, are you serious Dashie?” Pinkie Pie says.
>Rainbow nods.
>”Yeah, I was planning to go back to my home and sleep once my old man left for work anyways…”
>”Aww…now who’s gonna play road trip games with me?”
>Pinkie Pie mischievously looks at you.
>Crap…not Pinkie’s lame road trip games.
>You turn around and squint at Rainbow Dash.
>”Eyes on the road dude…” Rainbow smugly says before resting her head on the seat and closing her pretty eyes.
>Pinkie Pie ruffles her cheek on yours.
>”Sooo Nonny…you ready to play I spy?!”
“Sure, you go first.”
>”I spy…something green!”
“That would be me.”
>”Nope, try again…”
>You look further and see an oncoming truck.
“Is it that trailer?”
>”Yes! You’re pretty good Nonny…your turn!”
>Ten minutes later.
>You’re tired of this…
>It’s now your turn.
>You’re gonna mess around with Pinkie Pie, to either shut her up or turn her on. Whichever comes first.
>You check on Rainbow Dash, and she’s fast asleep.
>”Come on Nonny, it’s your turn.”
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“Very well then, I see…something blue.”
>”I know this one! It’s the sky!”
“Nope, it’s inside this car, and I can’t refrain myself from looking at it.”
>”…Rainbow Dash?”
“It has lace and I can say it looks cute on you.”
>”I-I give up, what is it?”
“Your bra silly…I can see it from here,” you mockingly say.
>”N-nonny! Pervert!” Pinkie looks at her cleavage and quickly fixes her top from embarrassment.
>You’re gonna keep pushing her buttons.
“Hey, no need to hide such a fine bra, Rarity’s bra was sexy…but yours is cute, really fits you.”
>”…you’ve seen Rarity’s as well?”
“Nope, she showed it to me herself when we used to date. Although she took it off quickly before…well, things happened.”
>Pinkie Pie blushes immensely.
>”Y-you mean…you and her-“
>You nod.
>You catch Pinkie Pie biting her lower lip with the corner of your eye.
>It’s working!
“I think your breasts might be bigger than Rares’…all of you were blessed, unlike poor Dashie here who seems like she was the only one who couldn’t grow her breast size.”
>Pinkie Pie giggles.
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>>30542685

>http://picosong.com/WM2k/
>”So…you looked at our naughty pictures, what’d ya think of them?”
“I ‘thoroughly enjoyed’ them, if you catch my drift.”
>Pinkie Pie gulps.
>”Really now?”
“You’ve got a hot body Pinks, ever thought of becoming a model?”
>”Oh no no no Nonny, my dad wouldn’t allow it!” She says while placing a hand on her cheek, feeling flattered.
>Time to land the final blow.
“You know what? Here…”
>You hand her your phone.
“It’s not fair that I got to see your tits and enjoyed myself with them while you were none the wiser.”
>Pinkie Pie looks at the picture you sent Sonata.
>”…oh my goodness. TRADESIES?!”
“Dealsies…”
>Pinkie Pie sends to your phone naughty selfies she took in her bedroom.
>”Do you have more pics?”
“In my phone? No, but…you can snap them right now.”
>Pinkie Pie’s pupils go tiny.
>”H-how?”
>You point at your junk with your eyes.
>Pinkie Pie can look at the bulge, and takes a picture of it.
>”C-can you whip it out?”
“I’m driving…”
>”Aww…”
“You do it.”
>Pinkie gasps.
>”Me?! A-are you sure?”
>You look at Rainbow Dash, who is still fast asleep.
“I won’t say a word.”
>Pinkie Pie quickly approaches you and touches your junk over the fabric of your jeans.
>”Oh my goodness…I felt it throb. I wonder which liar wrote down that you were only four inches long Nonny.”
>You caress Pinkie’s cheek and whisper to her…
“Do it.”
>Pinkie Pie pulls down your jeans’ zipper and helps your junk out.
>”O-oh my goodness…ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!”
>Rainbow shuffles a bit.
>Pinkie Pie stops on her tracks.
>Rainbow keeps sleeping.
“Try to be more quiet will ya?”
>Pinkie Pie takes a picture of your junk.
>She’s really excited.
>”How on Earth did Rarity break up with you?”
“I don’t know myself…I couldn’t fit it all the way in her.”
>Pinkie Pie gets even more excited.
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>>30542678
>I grab a baseball bat and start beating the crap outta those branches.
Yeah! Get mad! You don't wan't those damn apples! Demand to see farm's manager! And then burn the farm down!
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>Pinkie Pie can’t believe it.
>”Oh Nonny, this is so naughty…w-we should stop!”
>You caress her left hand and arm, softly.
>”Please…what if Dashie wakes up?”
>You drive your right hand to caress it her left leg.
>”Oh, that feels so good. B-but we should totally stop,” she whispers.
>You place your hand on her belly and caress it, lifting her shirt a bit, and then you softly rub her bare belly using just two fingers.
>”Nonny…k-keep going.”
>You drive your invasive hand towards her left breast and play with it.
>Pinkie Pie helps you out and lifts her shirt and bra to give you more access to her bare breasts.
>You keep playing with them and make Pinkie Pie feel more excited.
>”That’s so good…”
>Finally, you spread her leg a bit, but she refuses.
>”N-nonny?! You’re going too fast don’t you think?”
>You try again, and start caressing her inner thighs.
>”Oh my…”
>Pinkie Pie finally lets you caress her privates.
“Damn Pinkie, you’re very wet…”
>”I know…please be gentle.”
>You get your fingers wet and rub Pinkie’s privates.
>She loves your touch so much, she even has to bite her t-shirt to prevent herself from moaning.
>You keep rubbing her privates.
>Pinkie Pie keeps looking at your throbbing junk and plays with her breasts.
>Few minutes pass.
>”Take it out or I’ll…I’ll-“
>You feel a liquid running down her leg.
>”Ahhh~” Pinkie Pie says, “that was good, sorry about your seat Nonny.”
“No worries Pinks,” you say as you lick your fingers clean, which only makes Pinkie Pie feel more excited.
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>>30542886


>http://picosong.com/WMVY/
>”My turn…”
>She switches her phone’s camera to selfie mode and gets her face near your junk.
>”Ohhh Nonny~”
>You nod.
>Pinkie Pie grabs your junk and starts giving you a hand job with her left hand, all while recording herself with the right hand.
>”So warm and so good!”
>Pinkie’s in a complete state of lust.
>You try your best to keep your composure and not crashing into an oncoming truck.
“Keep going Pinks.”
>You take your right hand towards her skirt and pull it down a bit.
>She’s wearing cute cotton panties.
>Pinkie Pie gives your junk a lick as you squeeze her butt.
>Pinkie licks your junk once again and tries to lift your t-shirt with her elbow.
>”Mmm…nice abs Nonny,” she says before she smothers her left cheek on your abs.
“Nice ass baby,” You say as you keep squeezing her butt.
>”It’s yours now Nonny.”
>Pinkie Pie finally opens her mouth and blows you.
>Nice and easy at first.
“Good job Pinkie…”
>Then she picks up the pace.
>Pinkie tries her best to engulf all of your shaft.
“Take it easy…whoa, shit that felt good!”
>Pinkie keeps blowing.
“Pinkie…I think I’m...”
>She blows even faster and before you cum, she stops the blowjob and gives you a rough handjob.
>Pinkie’s face fills with lust as cum lands on her face, hand and hair.
>Your junk gives up.
“Oh baby that was amazing…”
>She licks her hand clean.
>”Mmm…yummy!”
>You’re glad she likes the taste of your cum.
>Pinkie stops the recording after she blows you a kiss and winks at the camera.
“Don’t share it.”
>”Gotcha…hey! We’re almost there!”
>You look at the sign telling you that the beach is 10 miles away.
“Good. We’ll be there in no time, you better wipe off all that cum.”
>”Whoopsie! Y-you’re right.”
>You chuckle.
“Remember, not a word…”

>Pinkie Pie: +200
>Rainbow Dash: +100
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>>30543019
Too lewd, and they're not even there yet!
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>>30543019
YES! MY NIGGA YES!
Not only am I caught the fuck up on this damn story, we're finally LEWDING THE PONK!
It's actually really weird though, back when I was reading early first timeline as it was coming out, I never foresaw anything like this happening at all.
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>>30543019

>10:30 A.M.
>Back in Canterlot High.
>Lunch time.
>You’re now Applejack.
>And you’re not in the cafeteria.
>You, Rarity and Fluttershy are talking with Sunset Shimmer about her encounter with the Canterlot Maniac.
>Sunset looks awful.
>”I literally cried all night, even though Sonata kept me company, I felt defenseless. Short after Anon left a drug dealer was killed near our apartment building…”
>”Oh my…” Fluttershy says.
>”Did Anon see anything?” Rarity asks.
>”I didn’t ask him…I was afraid the Maniac came looking for me.”
>You look at Sunset’s head.
>She said the Maniac attacked her just as she did with you.
“It’s alright sugarcube, you’re safe now…you know? I’m kind of glad Anon didn’t run into the Maniac.”
>”Now that you mention it…there was something weird. I swear, I literally swear I heard Anon call my name,” Sunset Shimmer says.
>”…Really?” Rarity asks, “perhaps you just imagined his voice.”
>”I wish…but what I’m saying is the truth. I heard him yell: ‘SUNSET!’ before I turned around and saw that freak, carrying a baseball bat.”
>Is the Maniac also trying to copy Anon’s voice?
>Featherweight copied Anon’s tone of voice as well, he completely fooled you at the Fall Formal.
>”Once I got home I kept feeling physically weak…just like in that alley. That confirms Princess Twilight’s theory…”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsIJXX2MBw
>”Well?” Rarity asks.
>“The Canterlot Maniac IS the bearer of Dark Magic! I felt it grow stronger as he killed each thug, just as he was about to kill the last thug remaining…the Maniac tortured him, and his dark magic got stronger. I felt an aura around him that made me feel sick.”
“Didn’t you say we couldn’t use our powers because someone linked to us was the one blocking our power?”
>Sunset’s eyes go wide open.
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>>30543341

>”T-that’s true! Princess Twilight also mentioned that!”
>You let out an awkward chuckle.
“H-how could the Maniac even be linked to us?!”
>”Girls…I’m afraid the Maniac might be one of our acquaintances, or even they could also be any of your relatives!”
>”WHAT?!” Rarity freaks out, “b-but how?! How can such thing be possible?”
>”Whatever we do, we must find this person!” Sunset Shimmer says, “his magic is absorbing our power away, and with it, our life.”
>”AHH!” Fluttershy yells.
>”It’s like a parasite, the deeper the bond between the maniac and ourselves is…the more our magic fades away.”
“He must be thinkin’ he does this to keep everyone safe from those traffickers. Sunset?”
>”Yes?”
“What about the drug dealers, or the thugs? Do they have dark magic?”
>”Funny you mention it Applejack…they don’t seem to have any dark magic within them. And it’s obvious, they don’t seem know anything about us like the Maniac does.”
>”What should we even do then?!” Rarity says as she rubs her temples.
“We need to find and stop the maniac…doubling our efforts from now on, before he keeps destroying our magic.”
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>>30543362


>You’re Anon once again.
”We’re here!” You happily say.
>”Good…that’s good Nonny.”
“Whoa…you okay Pinks?”
>She looks sick.
>”I don’t know why…but I feel tired.”
>That’s strange.
>Rainbow Dash wakes up.
>“Really?! That was fast!” Rainbow says.
“Pinkie?”
>”Don’t worry Nonny, I’m fine!” Pinkie Pie says before getting out of the vehicle.
>”She sometimets gets dizzy when she goes on road trips dude, do remember what happened to your dad’s car?”
>”DASHIE!” Pinkie yells, “you don’t need to remind Nonny about-“
>”-how you puked all over the seats and Rarity’s dress?” Rainbow says with a laugh.
>You laugh as well.
”Don’t worry about it Pinkie, let’s enjoy ourselves at the beach okay?”
>”Okie Doki Loki!” Pinkie says, “I’m feeling better already Nonny, don’t worry about it.”
“Good! Let’s buy a couple of bikinis for you two first.”
>”Perv…” Rainbow Dash says.
>”Don’t be such a stick in the mud Dashie,” Pinkie Pie says before winking at you, “if Anon’s paying then he can choose whatever he wants us to wear.”
>”Huh?” Rainbow Dash says, feeling quite confused.
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>>30543374
Thanks for the update man, I ‘thoroughly enjoyed’ it.
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>>30543019
>”Mmm…nice abs Nonny”
M8 you are making me sad.
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new thread when?
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>>30544331
in the next 48 posts
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>>30541390
“So...no underwear today, huh?” You ask the exhausted egghead.
>”Yeah...I decided to be extra frisky for you today.” She blushed.
“Ooh, never knew you had it in you.” You reply, gently rubbing her.
>”So...how was I?” Twilight nervously asked.
“For your first time, it was alright.” You compliment.
“Your actions seemed awkward at times, but you were really cute about it so it kind of evens out.” You say, making her giggle.
“You know, I never got to fully admire your body~” You tease, dragging your finger up and down her torso.
>Smiling with a blush on her face, she removes her panties before standing up and swaying a bit for you, somewhat hiding her face in her hair.
>You see Twilight has a petite form, with perky B-cup breasts and healthy hips.
>The real appeal to this girl was her awkward, but adorable nature.
>”Like what you see?” Twilight giggles, trying to be sexy.
“Of course! But I prefer you to be cute than sexy.” You say.
>”Yeah, I tried talking to Rarity on how to appeal to boys.” She sheepishly explains.
>”Now, can I...uh...see you naked?” She nervously asks, hiding behind her hair.
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Well I'm gonna read butthole's green now whilemst I wait for Sodium Hydroxide
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>>30541291
>insert two fingers into her clit
HA
Do I pull aside the clitoris, revealing the testicles too?
I mean what the actual fuck, writefag?
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>>30544954
You know what I meant
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>>30544564
"So, no underwear today, huh?"
...
>she removes her panties

My dude, what?
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>>30544985
I was busy at the time. Had to tend to soemthign else for a while
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>>30544972
Like, I want you to know your green is pretty good so far, got an interesting concept and such, but you gotta start proofreading a bit.
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>>30544990
Yeah, I know. Part of it is trying to get the next segment out to save the thread from Page 10
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>>30543957
Don't get sad, anon. Get /fit/.
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>>30545018
when I write green, I prewrite in a private pastebin file I call a "buffer", and release it over time. when a thread is low and I don't have the next segment done, I just bump
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>>30545075
I see. I write it in a Word file before posting it here. Plus, as you can tell by my occupancy of this board, I'm no expert on female genitalia, so...
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>>30544564
“Well, since you asked so nicely~” You tease, before slowly removing your shirt and pants.
>”Anon, I never knew you were so….wow.” She manages to get out.
>Twilight’s eyes are wide, watching intently and hungrily for your package to be revealed.
>You tug down your boxers, but as soon as you go to do that, your phone buzzes.
>”Hostage situation - Canterlot fire station” Norman texts you.
>Great timing, man.
“Sorry, Twi. My mom texted me. I gotta get home.” You lie.
>A look of disappointment comes over her.
>”Oh, I see...next time?” She asks.
“Next time.” You promise, before you throw your clothes back on and rush out the door with your stuff.
>You see Twilight softly wave goodbye before putting her clothes back on.
>After making sure no one was around, you zoom back to your house, put your Lightning Man suit on, and fly over to the fire station.
>You knew this would happen eventually, but it still sucked nonetheless.
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>>30545152
>You fly through the air until you see the fire station surrounded and guarded by police officers.
“What's the situation, officers?” You ask, using a deeper voice to mask your normal voice.
>”Uh...four hostages inside, five criminals holding them.
“Don't worry, I'll get them to safety!” You assure, before flying onto the roof and planning your rescue.
>The crowd cheers you on, adding some more pressure to the situation.
>Gotta do this right.
>Your first thought would be to charge in and use your speed to take out all the criminals at once.
>That thought went away quickly, as you realized it would be too reckless and might get someone killed.
>After listening for a bit, you're able to tell that the firefighters have been lined up, and that the thugs are right behind them.
>You realize that this is going to be easy.
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>>30545210
>Your plan is to go in through the sunroof and catch the criminals.
>You slowly open the roof so that when you swoop down, the glass won't come raining down and rip them to shreds.
>Safety first, kids.
>Once the roof has been opened, you shoot down and use your super speed to zoom by the culprits, taking the guns from their hands.
“Now, what do you all have against firefighters? All they do is-” You ask them, but then one of the thugs pulls out a handgun and puts it to one of their heads, and pulls the trigger.
>Thanks to your super speed, you react in record-time and catch the bullet from the gun before it reaches the firefighter’s head.
>You toss the fire-hot bullet off to the side, take the thug’s handgun and crush it with your super strength.
“Careful with that, you're gonna end up hurting someone!” You jokingly say.
>You take one of the hoses near the the firetruck and ask the firefighters:
“You mind if I borrow this?”
>They shake their heads, so you detach the hose and use it tie up the thugs, leaving them for the police.
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>>30545404
>You escort the firefighters outside, and talk with the police officers.
“You won't believe how polite those criminals were. As soon as they saw me, they tied themselves up and are waiting to face judgment for their crimes!” You say jokingly.
>”Thank you, uh...Lightning Man. The firefighters of Canterlot owe their lives to you.” The police officer replies.
>The crowd cheers as they see that good has prevailed today.
>You can see that the firefighters are hugging their families, expressing how relieved they are that everyone is safe.
>One of them has a daughter whom you recognize: Velvet Sky.
>Once she sees you, she rushes over me plants a deep kiss on your lips, holding your head in her hands.
>”That was for saving my dad.” She says after kissing you, blushing a bit.
“Oh, there was no need for that, miss.” You say, trying to be humble.
>She smiles and goes back to her family, leaving you with a warm feeling inside.
>The thugs are being dragged to the police cars and driven off, as you wave to the officers.
>”Lightning Man! Lightning Man! I'm with the Canterlot Banner, and I was wondering if you would stand right here for a photo!” A news reporter says, gesturing to the area in front of the station.
>You comply, and strike a heroic pose in front of the station, as the camera flashes.
“Well, duty calls!” You say, before flying off into the sky, with your good deed for the day having been done.
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>>30545473
>>30545551
Hey, is it okay if I post something here really quick for the pic in OP? I noticed that your posts are really far apart and was wondering if it's all one update or you're typing it as you go along.
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>>30545563
Go ahead! I'm typing this and posting as I go along, btw.

Oh, and if you see one of the posts you're replying to is deleted, it's because that I had anon on in that post, and wanted to look legit
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>>30545473
>At home, you quickly change out of your super suit and put it in your storage bag.
>”Any reason you're home late?” Your mom asks you as you go in the front door.
“My friend Twilight suggested studying with her for an upcoming math test.” You quickly lie, having prepared for that question.
>”Well, your dinner’s on the table.” Mom says, before going back to what she was doing.
>Noodles, still pretty warm.
>You end up scarfing them down quickly, having been surprisingly exhausted by your heroics.
>”You must've been pretty hungry.” Mom comments.
“Yeah, Twilight’s pretty exhausting when tutoring.” You reply, puttin your plate in the sink and cleaning it for mom.
>Once you're done, you get a text from Norman.
>”How'd it go, hero?”
“Everything went well. Hostages were rescued, criminals were arrested. No one died.” You text back.
>”Just remember: Force = Mass times Velocity. If you're not careful with your speed, you could put your fist through someone.” Norman warns.
“Got it.” You reply.
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>>30545613
>The rest of the day was pretty standard.
>Finish dishes, do homework, relax, go to bed.
>The next day was more interesting.
>Lightning Man’s become more of a phenomenon.
>Everyone’s talking about how history is being made in their own town.
>Velvet Sky was especially popular today, as her kiss with Lightning Man was televised all over the news yesterday, during the hostage crisis.
>A group of girls gathered around her, eager to learn more about her “encounter” with “you”.
>”So...what'd Lightning Man taste like?” Paisley asked.
>”Well, he tasted like...blueberries.” Velvet replies dreamily.
>Mostly because you ate a blueberry jolly rancher before the whole hostage crisis thing.
>The girls continued their questions, and kept on going with your day.
>On your way to social studies, you bump into Twilight again.
>As soon as she sees you, she starts blushing again.
>”Oh, h-hi Anon.” She says, twirling her hair a bit.
“Hey, Twi.” You reply.
>”So...what about us?” She asks.
“I say we stay friends for a while before any other sexual advances.” You advise.
>”Yeah, sounds good.” Twilight agrees.
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>>30545852
“Well, I gotta get to class, see you at lunch!” You say, waving goodbye as you head off.
>At Social Studies, you find yourself sitting next to Applejack, who greets you warmly.
>”Howdy, Anon!” She greets warmly.
“Hey, AJ.” You return.
>”Didja see this?” She asks, holding up a newspaper with “LIGHTNING MAN RESCUES FIREFIGHTERS” printed on the front page.
>”Seems to me like he’s getting pretty popular here in Canterlot.” She remarks, somewhat bitterly
“Hey, you alright.”
>”Ah suppose. Ah just think Lightning Man’s too powerful to just be able to have free reign. There needs to be someone keepin’ him under control.” She says.
“Well, what if he's keeping himself under control?”
>AJ looks at you quizzically.
“What if his parents raised him really well, so he feels a strong sense of personal responsibility with his power?” You reply
>”Hm...maybe.” She says, not very deterred.
“Besides, wouldn't a man who wants to take over the world wear something other than purple tights?” You joke, earning a laugh from her.
>”Ah suppose so.” She says, still giggling a bit.
>Soon after, class begins, and the teacher hands out an assignment.
>As the class period goes by, you and Applejack talk more about more general things.
>At one point, Applejack drops her Pencil on the ground, you end up getting a good view of her ass, tightly covered by her denim jeans.
>A bit too tightly, as when she bends over, the seat of her jeans split wide open, exposing her red polka-dot panties.
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>>30546017
>She doesn't seem to have noticed, as she resumes her work after retrieving her pencil.
>Luckily, you were the only one who noticed, or everyone else is being really quiet over the country girl’s predicament.
>Your face must have been flushing a bit, with the image of her panties still in your mind, because AJ leans over and asks you:
>”Hey Anon, you feeling alright? You're lookin’ kinda red.” She says, with some concern in her voice.
“AJ, try not to freak out, but you kinda...ripped your pants.” You reply, trying to be gentle over it.
>Nervous, she gets up a bit, feels the torn denim of her jeans along with the cotton of her panties, and immediately goes crimson in the face.
“Don't worry, just stay in your seat and nobody will see your wardrobe malfunction.” You say, trying to keep her relaxed.
>It's all going well for her, until the Mrs. Harshwhinny calls her out.
>”Applejack, would you like to point out where the Berlin Wall was located on the map?” Mrs. Harshwhinny asks.
>Applejack’s eyes go wide and starts going Red in the face, realizing her predicament.
>”Uh...ahm not sure I got the right answer.” Applejack replies sheepishly, trying to come up with an excuse to not show off her panties to the class.
>”Nonsense, I'm sure you'll do fine.” Mrs. Harshwhinny replies, not buying her excuse.
>”But I-”
>”Applejack, do you want to stay after class for impudence?”
>Applejack looks to you pleadingly for help out of her problem.
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>>30546208
“Here, wrap this around your waist.” You say, tossing her your jacket.
>She hastily does so before going up and drawing a line down the map to where the Berlin Wall was.
>”Very good, Applejack.” Mrs. Harshwhinny comments, allowing her to go back to her seat.
>Applejack wastes no time getting back to her seat, quickly taking her seat when she’s sure no one will see her panties.
>”Thank you.” She whispers.
“Anything for a friend.” You reply.
>”Say, you've got a hole in your pants too, Anon.” She smirks.
“What do you mean?” You ask.
>”Your fly’s down.”
>You look down, blush a bit, and quickly zip up, earning a giggle from Applejack.
>Her accent sure does make her sound pretty cute sometimes.
>”So...you don't mind me borrowing this jacket, at least until Rarity can fix it? Can't let the whole school see mah panties” She asks.
“Not at all!” You reply.
>”Quiet, you two.” Mrs. Harshwhinny warns you and AJ, prompting you two to get back to work.
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>>30545069
but I have no hints on how to even get /fit/
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>>30545576
Thanks!

>>30464004
>The wooden throne isn’t that much of a hassle for you.
>Celestia did reshape it to fit the contours of your body after all… after she named you Throne. That name is all you’re allowed to go by.
>You wait for your Empress to return. The guards watching you with envy.
>Trumpets can be heard outside.
>She has arrived.
>The doors swing open an in Celestia strides.
>Majestic royal purple bra and long purple tarp flowing from her waist down behind her ass and between her legs from the front.
>The attire she very insistently prefers.
>Nothing else on her body, not even shoes.
>This empress likes it barefoot.
>The guards stand along the walls as your empress approaches you.
>Blood already rushing to your penis from the sight of her breasts jiggling with each step, her hips swaying and her soft curves nearly twisting under these royal garbs, her fingers spread out to the side and her bellybutton stretching as Celestia stretches her arms up after stopping.
>Tarp lightly hugging her hips and bra tightly pronouncing her cleavage.
>She turns her back to you and leans into your direction. Expecting what to feel once her ass hits the seat.
>Celestia’s royal cheeks reign down upon your awaiting lap, pleasantly squishing down on either side of your erect member.
>When her enemies told her to go sit on a dick throne, Celestia took the phrase a little bit too literally… with pleasure.
>That insult would have worked better if she were a male ruler when she defeated them.
>Indulge in her strawberry scent in your face; it comes from the sleek, lustrous texture of her hair before your heart filled eyes.
>The only thing on your body is a single tarp around the waist.
>Celestia’s nearly completely bare back warms your body at last, her skin sliding against yours as you feel your empress breathe in and out.
>Your hands rest on the armrest facing up, and Celestia’s hands lock fingers with yours before she lets out a relieved sigh upon feeling you at full mast.
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>>30546662
>”Another glorious day of conquering.” Celestia sighs as she shifts her bottom around on your lap, purposely rubbing the skin of your cock a little so it can’t hope to soften.
>Her fingers play with yours for the next few minutes.
>Upon Celestia’s command, you hook your chin past the royal hair and give a few kisses on the side of the neck and back of the shoulders.
>Celestia smiles warmly, shuddering quietly in delight.
>Licking those smiling lips.
>Both of you feeling eachother’s hearts begin to race as you heat up together.
>Celestia can’t help but softly grind on you a little more, the mood shifting quickly to somewhere that excites you so.
>Your tongue tickles the side of Celestia’s neck. She makes giggling noises before a thirsty command to continue.
>The guards have seen this occur enough times to know where this is going.
>But they know Celestia loves to make them watch and fidget in place.
>You hear Celestia’s breathing become audible.
>Her limber body becoming impatient on top of you, shifting and shifting upon your lap.
>”Throne.”
“Yes, your majesty?”
>”Disrobe yourself.” She frees your hands.
>With a light tug, you get the tarp off and yank it out form underneath, obeying IMMEDIATELY.
>Your cock juts between Celestia’s cheeks, but the tip snugly rests on the underside of Celestia’d tender nethers with nothing keeping it from slipping in but the thin royal purple tarp.
>”Loosen my tarp.” Celestia’s voice grows almost desperate, but more demanding.
>Your fingers clamp the little sun locks on the sides of your empress’s royal tarp and gently pull in opposite directions, having been given this command before.
>The tarp’s grip is extremely weakened. The silky cloth falls away as your chin rests upon the bra strap on Celestia’s smooth shoulder.
>She hums into your ear, before running the tip of her tongue from the bottom of your neck all the way up past your jawline and up your face. Ending at the same level as your eye.
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>>30546671
>Her anxious breath tickles your cheek. She returns her lips to your ear. “Loosen my bra.”
>Grab the little sun lock at the front of Celestia’s royal bra and pull it forward.
>The bra goes from tightly hugging the empress’s body to loosely falling limp while still clinging on.
>Celestia’s cleavage widens as the bra cups fall forward enough for you to get a view of Celestia’s perky nipples underneath from her shoulder.
>Look down the empress’s womanly body, through the canyon between her supple breasts and at the loose tarp that unveils more of Celestia’s puffy vulva every time she does so much shift her hips.
>The empress slides her waist back some more to fully reveal her bare, smooth crotch away from underneath the tarp.
>Your fingertips run along the surface of her soft abdomen, playing with her bellybutton for several seconds before reach further and grab her by the pussy. Kneading it almost like you would with dough between your fingers.
>Obey celestia’s command to move the tarp out of the way of your penis. The length of your shaft spans the length of Celestia’s moist slit; the tip doesn’t take long to peek out from underneath.
>Crying a tear of precum from the tip as Celestia’s royal nectar begins to coat it.
>”Throne… my lustful subject.” Celestia groans in a breathy command as her vulva hugs your shaft. “I require a lubricated massage.”
>Her ass presses into your waist as she scoots back more, and your dick now stands straight up through her tight thigh gap, shaft mashing right up against her drooling lips holding it in place.
>The drooling lips on Celestia’s face kiss your neck some more, then the entire surface of her tongue runs up your neck towards your face and mouth.
>Celestia lets out a quiet, strained moan as her mouth aggressively mashes into yours. Her tongue tackles yours and pins it down, grazing against it all the while.
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>>30546680
>Swap saliva with your empress as she grinds on the length of your shaft to stimulate you.
>Celestia’s nethers and inner thighs cradle and cuddle your dick, and caress the skin up and down with the movements of her hips. It all makes a soft squishing sound that can barely be heard. It’s slow and gradual but effective.
>Your hands sneak under Celestia’s loose purple bra and make their way to her nipples. You passionately squeeze Celestia’s warm breasts, hearing your fingers grazing along the skin and the inside of the bra.
>Gently pinching Celestia’s soft nipples.
>And so you grope and thrust as the rest of the minute or two goes on. Staring straight into your eyes, Celestia forces you past the point of no return and you climax.
>Look down and watch the spurts of your semen paint Celestia’s sleek belly. And there’s a lot of it too.
>Pleased, Celestia gives you the next command as more semen squirts out. “I order you to fondle more this time. As much as your heart desires. You may begin.”
>Your hands retreat from under the bra and begin to spread the cum around Celestia’s abdomen. You feel her breathing agains your hands as you glaze the empress’s body with your love.
>Move your hands to the sides of Celestia’s curvaceous hips and spread more cum to there. Celestia encourages you to continue, still grinding up and down your shaft.
>The somewhat fleshy surface of Celestia’s body gives way to your fingers. Her skin becoming more slippery with semen as you spread it further.
>Press into her body a little hard, surveying her light pink skin and caressing it as passionately as you can. Needless to say, it’s enough to make Celestia squeal in lust.
>You grab her hips and rub the length of her abdomen, her tongue shoots into your mouth once more. Her body felt breathing against your hands faster and faster.
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>>30546686
>Celestia grinds just a little bit faster as a result, and manages to make you ejaculate a second time.
>She catches the load in her hand this time… using you as both her throne and her personal cum lotion dispenser.
>You feel her clamp her hands with your after the first load on your hands wore thin.
>Use it to spread more cum higher than before, returning to Celestia’s breasts. They jiggle a little with each thrust before your hands clamp onto them and hold them still as you squeeze and spread some cum onto them.
>Fingers flicking past Celestia’s now erect nipples.
>Bridges of cum between your fingertips and Celestia’s bare skin. Bridges of saliva between your mouth and Celestia’s mouth.
>Celestia still brings more loads out of you, and you keep spreading them around.
>Nowhere is left un-lathered.
>Her abdomen, her breasts, her back, her shoulders, under her arms, along her arms, her neck, her hips, her ass, her thighs, even inside her bellybutton. Your semen is spread by curious, playful hands.
>Celestia could not be more overjoyed to feel you do this to her… all over her. With fervor, she licks away at the inside of your mouth and lets the breathing from her nose tickle your face.
>Your hands fondle her endlessly as she makes you cum over and over again. But you stay completely erect, kneading her pliable breasts enough to make her bra completely come loose and fall away to the sides.
>Setting Celestia’s erect, perky nipples free out into the open.
>Take your cum-drenched hands and slip your fingers between the slit of Celestia’s puffy vulva, finding her clit and fiddling with it between two fingers.
>Celestia jolts her crotch further into your hands with a smile spanning from ear tot ear. She gasps and moans with a deep blush on her face as your fingers explore deeper.
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>>30546694
>You stimulate her moist walls that react to your fingers with immense excitement; her wet goods clench you with every slight movement a finger makes.
>She hyperventilates and ORDERS you for more.
>Kissing you as deeply as your mouths can collide, and soon gives you a command straight into your mouth where her tongue dances with your.
>”Mmmmmmm… I… wanna ffffffffuck.” Her words resonate down your throat and electrify your heart.
>Obey the all powerful empress Celestia.
>She slightly spreads her legs so you have a little room for the moment being. Your hands grab the undersides of her thighs and perch them up ad your cock is positioned for direct penetration.
>Celestia pushes herself onto your dick and you push your dick up into the space between her vulva, and you mercifully enter her.
>Thrusting where your fingers have been, and then past that. Feeling Celestia’s walls hug your cock as she feels it slip deeper and deeper.
>There’s no way of telling who is more stimulated right now.
>And so, just like her majesty wanted, the two of you fuck. And you fuck… and fuck, and fuck.
>Guards watching with envious eyes, subject to the torture of never getting in on this divine coitus which they observe.
>And people use to tell you that it sucks to have someone else use you as their throne. Boy, were they wrong.
>Of course, you feel the final climax crashing up and down your spine and everywhere else. You swear that the load you just released into Celestia must be ten times everything that’s come out so far combined.
>You hug Celestia from behind as she rests on your jolting lap, feeling you coat her with your love on the inside now. Her skin glistening with sweat and cum.
>…
>Then the afterglow sets in.
>It fades in and you slip into the afterglow like a trance. Celestia’s eyes enhancing the trance as she mesmerizes you with another kiss, exchanging a satisfied glance with you as she does this.
>Damn, this is nice.
>Look over to the guards.
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>>30546700
>They definitely look angry. Like, the highest level of rage tier angry. Missing out on all the stuff that happened in front of them. Clenching their spears with a desperate but silent cry for help in their eyes.
>They know they can’t do anything, because Celestia is a literal God on Earth. She can tear them all apart limb from limb just using her mind.
>The real kicker of this is that this defeats the purpose of having guards in the first place. She just wanted an audience to watch.
>Celestia glances over to them and chuckles to herself quietly. “Let them hate me as long as they fear me.”
Fin.
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>>30546516
>>30546570
Keep up the good work, by the way. You're doing great. Same for NaOH and everyone else writing here. Also the Wrestling Anon and drawfriend. Loving your work.

Also I can't make the next thread until later because I have to go to class for three hours in literally nine minutes from now.
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>>30546727
Now THAT'S fucking sexy
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>>30541583
If love it continued
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>>30547109
*Id
Fuck
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>>30546727
Fucking unf dude
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>>30546570
Looks like Rainbow Dash is the last one to get Anon's love.

Dang, what do you all have against her? Just wondering
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>>30546727
you forgot to put your trip on Grey
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>>30546516
>The bell rings, and everyone gets let out.
>”Thanks again, Anon. You really saved mah rear back there. Literally.” She chuckled.
“You don't have to keep thanking me, you know.” You reply.
>”Ah mean it. Ah dunno what I would've done without you. I'd have been a laughingstock.” She sulks a bit.
“Well, that didn't happen, so you can lighten up.” You say, rubbing her shoulders.
>”Ah feel like ah owe you for yer kindness. Maybe you could come over to mah house and have some of my Granny’s famous apple pie!” She offers.
“That sounds great! Text me the address, and I should be available tomorrow.” You reply happily.
>She smiles back, and you lean into her ears and whisper:
“Cute panties, by the way~”
>She blushed deeply and pushes you away playfully.
>”Now, don't test your luck, sugarcube.”
>You chuckle back, and talk with her more about general school life.
>Applejack explains that her grades have been pretty sub-par.
“You know, I could tutor you a bit when I come over.” You offer.
>”Ah, don't worry about it. Ah don't wanna burden you.” She humbly says.
“No, really. Think of it as friends doing what friends do.”
>She finally says yes, flashing you a warm smile.
>You two then part ways for your separate classes, with something of a spring in your step.
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>>30548483
>Your next class is Biology with Rainbow Dash.
>Nothing really exciting happened, except midway through class, you get an emergency text from Norman.
>”Canterlot Orphanage caught fire - 30-40 still inside.”
“Are you kidding me?” You text back.
>”No. get going, hero.” He bluntly responds.
“Hey, Mr. Teacher, may I use the restroom?” You ask.
>He sighs in response, giving you a hall pass and tells you to hurry back.
>You hurry out, and take your Super suit out of your locker, put it on quickly, and zoom over to the Orphanage.
>When you got there, you realize that Norman wasn't kidding.
>The building’s really up in flames, and you can hear kids screaming inside.
>Simple fix, you just fly in and use your Super Speed to create tornadoes with your arms to suck the air out of the orphanage, immediately extinguishing the fire.
>You're gonna have to thank your science teacher for that one.
>You decide to take some extra time to greet all the orphans you saved.
>It's common courtesy.
“Well, it was great meeting you all, but I have a job to do!” You announce, before flying back to Canterlot.
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Lost Waifu Wars thread again to archive. Here's Mayor Mare.
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>>30546633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf4rk8Lz5xY
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>>30548719
>At Canterlot High, you try to go in through the back door, until you realize it's locked.
>The thought to break the door down with your strength immediately goes away, as it would raise suspicion, to say the least.
>You notice an open window, so you decide to remove your Super suit first, and toss the bag in the window, leaving you in your boxers.
>But as soon as you're gonna go in through the window, you hear Rarity’s voice say:
>”My, you seem to be quite the predicament~”
>You turn around rapidly and start blushing when met with Rarity’s gaze, in your exposed state.
“Oh, I'm doing fine, how about you?” You awkwardly ask, leaning on the wall.
>Her eyes scan your body, and she bites her lip in approval.
>”Well, I'm out here for photography, and I might be able to let you in.” She teased.
>”You just gotta let me have something in return~” she finishes, coming closer and drawing a finger up your chest.
“O-of course.” You meekly reply.
>Rarity uses her my card to open the door, and when it's open, she takes your hand and practically drags you to an abandoned classroom.
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>>30549116
>Rarity turns around, locks the door, and there's an undeniably hungry look in her eyes.
>She pulls you in for a deep, passionate kiss, with her arms rubbing your exposed body up and down.
>There's a more sensual vibe with her than with Twilight, like she knows what she's really doing.
>After a full minute of the most beautiful girl in school thirstily making out with you, she pulled away and whispered in your ear:
>” Undress me, I beg you~”
“Anything for you, beautiful.” You reply as seductively as you could.
>Rarity steps away, swaying her hips, and spreads her body out on the table, waiting for you.
>You start by feeling up her stomach area, gently rubbing up her breasts, before you slowly pull her blouse over her head, revealing her lacy black bra to you.
>She’s blushing slightly, wiggling her body a bit as you're feeling her up.
>”You wanna know what makes you different, Anon?” She manages to get out amidst her arousal.
“What’s that?”
>”Your charm. You have so much more of an innocent charm about you, and I couldn't help but be wooed~” She replied lustily.
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>>30534914
It's amazing, dude. Keep going!
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>>30549193
“All my High School career I've been wanting to charm your clothes off, and here I am!” You reply, eliciting a giggle from her.
>”Well, keep going!” She says, somewhat impatiently.
>Getting back to business, you felt her shapely legs up, causing her to gasp a bit when you got to her thighs.
>Not wanting to keep her waiting, you tug her skirt down to her ankles, revealing matching lacy-black panties.
>Her sultry smile alone caused your stiffening member to become full mast.
>”My my, aren't we getting excited~” the seductress says, feeling the area on your boxers.
>Determined to free your princess from the confines of her underwear, you reach around and fumbled a bit with her bra before finally undoing them.
>She lifts her bra over her head, and you're met with the most perfect breasts you've ever seen.
>Almost there, you rub the area of her honeypot, eliciting a louder moan from Rarity.
>”Please, strip me!” She begs.
>You comply, slowly tugging down her panties, revealing the hair above her love button to be neatly trimmed.
>Girl takes care of herself.
>”Go on, take me~” She begs, arousal apparent.
“As you wish, beautiful~”
>Taking initiative, you drag your tongue up her honeypot in a long stroke, eliciting an even louder moan from the beauty.
>”Wait! Let me get something!” She says, rifling through her bag, retrieving a condom.
>The seductress then puts the condom in her mouth, tugs down your boxers, and puts the condom on your member by deepthroating your length.
>Time to get to business.
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>>30546727
Keep posting quality smut like this. straight to the point and filthier then my browsing history.
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>>30549312
>You set the ivory beauty down on the table, before realizing something.
>You've got super strength
>If you're not careful, you could literally fuck her to death.
>Time to take this nice and slow.
>”Come and take me, Anon!” She begs, tired of waiting.
>Slowly and lovingly, you insert your girth inside her, earning a sharp gasp from her.
>You get a slow pace going, making her moan and gasp more and more.
>Music to your ears.
>You decided that since you've got control over her in this intimate encounter, you use your hands to lovingly rub her breasts.
>”Oooooh, Anon, it feel so…..goooood~” Rarity moans out, too encapsulated to say anything else.
“Anything for you, my princess~” you reply, starting to pick up the pace.
>The tightening and fluctuation of her pussy’s walls indicate she's going to climax soon.
>Throwing caution to the wind, you make a few final thrusts before she's driven over the edge.
“ANOOOOOOOOOON!” Rarity screams as she climaxes, her juices leaking out.
>Since Rarity’s a master of her body, she made sure that you finish soon after, your dick spurting out loads of baby juice into the condom.
>A loud moan escaped your mouth, making Rarity smile somewhat goofily at you.
>”Oh daddy, who knew you could be so gooooood~” Rarity moans out, stroking your ego.
“Anything for you, princess.” You reply, cuddling up to her.
>The two of you lie there for a few moments, enjoying each other’s warmth, until you realize you need to be back in class.
>”Do you really have to go?” Rarity sadly asks.
“Yeah, sorry love.” You reply.
>”Well, here's some clothes and a hall pass to excuse your lateness.” She hands you.
>Once you get dressed, you give her one last kiss, promising her a part 2 in the future, and set off back for biology.
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>>30549438
thread is about to die man, why not wait until the next one?
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>>30549495
I posted that when it still read 499. I didn't realize an anon posted right before me
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>>30546932
>>30548152
>>30549376
Thanks, guys.
>>30548392
>Implying I didn't leave out my trip on purpose.

New thread:
>>30549640
>>30549640
>>30549640
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The amount of green in this thread is unbelievable. I didn't think you guys would pull through but it looks like we are getting a rebound after all.
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>>30499985
b-but it was so good!

how could you do this to me!?
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>>30550701
Well idk Anon, 2 (you)s in over a week doesn't really...
You know.
Wouldn't call that 'good', at all
Maybe I'll write it at some point, if my muse feels like it
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