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Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #233- Kitties

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Heya Hiya!!!!!! It's me Kitty Kat bringing you the newest edition of Fingerbang. Now 300% percent more decomposed!!!!

Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

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I don't know why we still post these. No one is motivated enough to create a best of 2016 and 2017 one.
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>FAQ

>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?

The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history.

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First for best girl
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>>30325608
>What happened to Fingerbang?

Well it's right here, what do you mean "what happened?"
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>>30325623
Can't disagree with that.
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>>30325608
Rape.
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>>30325623
sunset deserves better than anon in WFD
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>>30326129
That is why other better stories exist
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>>30324460
>M.O.O.N.
Cheeky motherfucker
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Previously on WFD ASC: http://pastebin.com/gDR83Vgr

>>30324460

>9:30 A.M.
>You’re now Applejack.
“Aww…what, what happened?”
>Your head hurts a lot.
>The last thing you remember before that fat man was killed in front of your very own eyes was the Canterlot Maniac himself.
>You freaked out at him and he hit you with his weapon.
>You touch the part where he hit you.
“Yeowch…”
>It still hurts a lot.
>You remember hearing police sirens.
>The police probably killed that freaking psychopath and brought you here.
>Good riddance!
>Or was it all a dream?
>If it wasn’t then the cops would’ve been the ones that saved you and brought you here.
>”Good, she finally woke up!” A nurse standing next to your sister says as she approaches you, “are you okay sweetie?”
>A nurse, thank goodness! Maybe she can fill you in.
“I think so…how did I get here?”
>The nurse sighs and turns the TV on.
“What in tarnation?!”
>[CNN: While you were asleep four warehouses and several batches of the powerful and dangerous drugs ‘Pop’ and ‘Joy’ were destroyed last night by the Canterlot Maniac, confirmed by Canterlot police officers, who were unable to catch him as he hid in the tunnel system that connects to Canterlot’s river. The number of casualties are estimated to be about three hundred!”]
>The camera pans to the warehouse you were kept in.
>Whoa, there’s a lot of chalk outlines on the floor!
>But, the cops didn’t kill that murderer, nor arrested him!
>Could it be…
“Oh horseapples.”
>You lift your bedsheets and check your private parts.
>Everything looks normal…so far.
>What about Apple Bloom?
>She looks…okay?
>”Sweetie, it’s okay…we double checked you and your sister. You only have minor concussions. You’re gonna be okay and this little lady as well. We managed to get the drugs out of her body. Whoever did this to you two will pay.”
“…I think they already have.”
>The nurse shrugs.
>”You will not believe who brought you here in the first place. The Canterlot Maniac himself.”
“WHAT?!”
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>>30326604

>”Yeah, he begged us to take care of you two. Do you happen to know him?”
“No? Why?”
>”Well, he did kind of say he was your friend…”
“That’s impossible, I’d never be friends with that freak!”
>”Huh, I thought you’d be thankful like that sweet blonde girl we admitted days ago. I’m starting to think that guy isn’t that bad.”
“But he hit me!…With the butt of his weapon!”
>”Well, consider yourself lucky, there’s gnarly pics of the bastards he offed by himself leaked on the internet. He showed no mercy, but for you…well, you’re still alive aren’t you?”
>She’s right, he’s weird.
>”About that…we called the police last night, and I promised Detective Bright Light that you’d speak to him as soon as you woke up, if that’s okay with you…”
“Uhh…”
>The detective opens the door of your room and goes inside without asking for permission.
>”Hello missy, name’s Bright Light. And I was assigned to investigate this case. It’s bloody everywhere, the news, Bleeter, the newspapers. We received a call after the shootings from the hospital’s staff and they said the Canterlot Maniac himself was here and that he had ‘liberated’ two hostages The Order of Silver had in a big abandoned facility near Canterlot’s outskirts. You and that little girl.”
“That’s Apple Bloom…my sister.”
>”Very well, we would like to ask you a few questions. Rookie! take note.”
>”Yes sir,” a cop takes out a notebook to write down your answers.
>“What’s your name?” Detective Bright Light asks.
“Applejack.”
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>>30326618

>”What happened back there? Who abducted you and when?”
“Silver Fang himself…I was happily sleeping in mah bed when I heard a loud bang at my door. Mah sister was yelling and they held my brother and Granny at gunpoint, then they gagged us and shoved us into a van.”
>The cop writes down what you said.
>“I see, when did this happen?”
“Around 3:20 A.M.”
>”Very well, what happened between that and the first gunshot you heard?”
“This very fat man was pleased to see mah sister and I, he said we were perfect for something…the first thing I know he took us to a very awful room and wanted us to try some disgusting lingerie on. Mah sister is 14 years old…”
>”Did you try it on?” The cop asks, “and if you did which color was it?”
>Both you and the detective give him a leer that could kill.
>”Sorry, I just…ehh, need to know all the details.”
>”I ask the questions here dipshit!” The detective says, “anyways Ms. Applejack. What happened next?”
“I refused to try those things on! And the guy slapped me harder each time, he got tired of me and tied me down, I was exhausted to fight back. I told Apple Bloom to run, but he pointed a gun at her, then he tied her down. Then I heard the first gunshots. That’s what happened.”
>”I see…what happened in between the gunfight?”
“Well, the guy took some pictures of us and posted them online…I’m starting to think that’s what they did to my friend Derpy as well.”
>”Ah yes, the blonde girl…that same Maniac killed his way through the building to get her out, alive and unscathed.”
>”He must be a professional assassin don’t you think boss?”
>”Or he’s another nutjob just like that Mareami murderer from the late 80’s. He even wore animal masks. He was executed last year.”
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>>30326631

“The Mareami murderer?”
>”Yeah, him…real freak, he never said a word. But he wiped out a Russian mafia by himself. This guy has killed a bunch of young adults and teens until yesterday…we’ve identified most of the bodies and they belonged to adult males that were former inmates of Detrot’s penitentiary.”
“Did you just say Detrot?”
>”Yeah? Why?”
“One of my friends is from Detrot…well, former friend. He’s nothing but a liar. I’m guessing all Detroters are like that. Low life scum.”
>The detective disregards that comment.
>”Anyways, what happened afterwards?”
“Well, the gunfire ceased and then the fat guy injected my sister with something that made her pass out, I asked for help and then the masked guy entered the building with a shotgun. Then he killed the fat man and released my sister, he hit me with his gun’s butt and that’s the last thing I remember…”
>”I see…according to the staff the man in here brought you and your sister here and begged and threatened the staff to, according to him: help his friends out.”
“The nurse also asked me that…no friend of mine would kill someone! Unless…”
>”Yes?”
“I don’t have many male friends, there’s this really sweet guy at my school who is really brave, knows how to fight, and he’s also a quite handsome…his name is Anon, but he's not my friend anymore."
>"Tell me more about this Anon..."
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>>30326649
>"Tell me more about this Anon..."
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>>30326649
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT APPLES
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>>30325366
This guy gets it.
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>>30326649
>former friend. He’s nothing but a liar. I’m guessing all Detroters are like that. Low life scum
What a Bitch.
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>>30326649
>Low life scum
>really sweet guy
>really brave
>nothing but a liar
Watch out AJ has caught autism.
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>>30326649
Is now the time for fear?
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>>30326934
No Anon.
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>>30326994
>That fucking filename.
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>>30325665
That phrase has been there in every OP since 2014. It's nothing new.
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>>30326649
Well, Applejack was never the sharpest tool in the shed.
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>>30327361
Certainly sharper than you luv, you're like a blunt spoon.
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>>30327665
One off you smug bastard.
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>>30325608
Got a new prompt:
>You are Anon, son of the Biker Queen Celestia.
>You never got into the whole biker gang thing and wanted a normal life like all the other kids.
>You just want to go to school, get a decent job, and have some friends.
>At first your mom thought it was just a phase and you would grow out of it.
>But when she realised you didn't want the biker life she eventually caved and let you go to a regular school a town over where no one knew you or your family.
>It was great, no one judge you based on your mother's lifestyle or past.
>A cute girl with red and yellow hair has even shown interest in you.
>It lasted only a few days though.
>Everyone at school was called in for an assembly and was surprised to find out the principal suddenly retired.
>You however were more surprised by the replacement.
>Your mother walked out in a business suit and looked incredibly professional.
>You've never seen her like this, and no one seemed to notice she was anything but a prim and proper upstanding citizen.
>You know she had to use some connection or threat to get the old principal to leave and that she was picked to be the new principal despite having no prior school experience.
>Also, your aunt came out dressed similarly and she's the new vice principal, is that even a thing?
>When you get home, your mom gets into her normal clothes and explains how she appreciates you wanting a normal life but needs to make sure you're safe.
>So her gang took over the school and is now a good part of the staff.
>The doorbell rings and you open it to find the cute girl with the red and yellow hair dressed similarly to your mom.
>"You've already met Sunset. She's from a neighboring chapter and will be your protection while at school and also after. She will take care of you."
>Sunset winks at you.
>"Real good care of you."
>All you wanted was a normal teenage life.
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>>30328817
>You are Anon
Dropped
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>>30328830
Oh you cheeky. What do you think about OC's then?
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>>30328817
Let's see...
>Just a teen in a bizarre environment who wants to live normal teen life.
>Related to important plot changing figure.
>Love interest both first introduced to main character and develops interest in him and assigned to be his "really good caretaker" all in but a couple of lines.
>Plot changing figure changes plot for flimsy premise of "keeping the protagonist safe", while simultaneously setting him up with love interest.
>Protagonist still "just wanna life normal teen life!"
This is on par with the script to the Emoji Movie.
>>30328830
Not really something I care about, but this.
>>30328863
>OC's
Look up "mlp OC" on google images and tell me what YOU think.
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>>30325671
I still like to think of Sunset Sushi as the female equivalent of white guys who pose with katanas.
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>>30328936
It's a prompt little boy.
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>>30329135
It's a bad prompt. You should revise it and put more effort into it.
If someone's going to write this exactly fitting to this prompt then you might as well not waste everyone's time with trying to tell a whole story and write a biker themed sex scene with Sunset.
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>>30327665
>Certainly sharper than you luv, you're like a blunt spoon.
>Blunt Spoon.
>Implying spoons are supposed to be sharp.

Locksley, I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!
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>>30329316
>write a biker themed sex scene with Sunset
just do that, I really like that
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>>30329316
All prompts here are "bad". Yet stories are still told by them. If it inspires someone then so be it. Have you seen the shitty prompts that get 100K+ word stories? Take a look at Winter Formal Dash for example. The prompt that inspired it was bland as hell.
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>>30329716
No. They're really not. The WFD prompt only gave one factor of Sunset not wanting to go out with Anon and left an open end as to what the writefag could fill in (mainly HM stuff) instead of doing what this prompt does which uses cliches and plot convenience as many of the guidelines. There is no excuse for this, especially if the idea of "being inspired" means only taking the prompt's theme and coming up with everything else yourself. Which I why revising the prompt is in question here. There are a shit ton of better ways this prompt could have gone, perhaps giving writefags good ideas they wouldn't have had otherwise. Don't just dish out a haphazardly put together prompts and expect any writefag to turn it into something better. If you want a biker story with Sunset then just use only that as the prompt and let the writefag build on that. If you want something specific but with good originality then at least put in some more thought and creativity beyond lazy movie tropes that have also been used by countless stories before.
With this prompt being the guidelines, the writefag writing it might as well just ignore 90% of the prompt and write a sex scene with Sunset.
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Think in the downtime between leagues, I'm going to write some sort of greentext involving wrestling and MLP. Maybe something involving John Cena and training Twilight in wrestling.

Or something else, still thinking.
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Also, tournament's going to be an hour late or so. Things getting in the way.
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>>30329857
It's too open. Might've as well not write anything at all.

Different strokes for different folks I guess. Because that prompt sure as hell won't get me to write anything. I liked his prompt, and do plan to write a little something.

There's nothing original here Anon. Sunset might as well be deleted since she's overused as fuck already. But hey at least biker Sunset gives an extension to the motorcross crap in FG.
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>>30329875
Go ahead, more green is welcome.

>>30329884
Nice. Take your time to sort it out.
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>>30329956
Step 1: Start with Sunset and a biker theme
Step 2: Leave out the cliche shit like Celestia being "Anon's mom the biker queen" and her literally taking over a high school to protect him from... something; among other things already mentioned in that previous post.
Step 3: Either include something that makes for a better story or leave it to a writefag who wants to write it if you're out of good ideas.

It's not rocket science.
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>>30329875
Finish lemans backyard wrestling story
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>>30330111
I'd rather write my own from scratch.

And I've never read the story.
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>>30329884
Neat.
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My well of creativity has run dry and I accidentally blew up my third magikarp this week, so might as well post a new update.

Previously: https://pastebin.com/vrxqd0z8
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>>30330382
Day -6508 (Day 148 of the year 2018)

“Wait, are you serious?”
>”Of course darling, why would I be joking about this?”
>You looked around the hallway in a slight daze of disbelief.
>All the other students were too busy making their way to the next class, had their nose buried in a locker or stood arched over their love interest.
>You turned back to Rarity, who kept eyeing you with that same passionate and serious look she had given you since approaching you about this a few moments ago.
>You had no reason to doubt her sincerity.
“You know I’m not exactly the most attractive person at this school, right?”
>”Well, no, but you’re my friend and I need your help. So what do you say?”
>You gritted your teeth, thinking it over.
>”I could always ask Flash Se-”
“Okay fine, I’ll do it.” you said, interrupting her. “But don’t go around telling people about this.”
>You’ll be damned if she would have to go asking that guy because you couldn’t handle it.
>Not because he’s a bad guy or anything, but the thought of him doing something like this made you more queasy than you having to do it yourself.
>Rarity nodded with a smug look on her face, and expertly turned around on her heel.
>”Thanks Anon, It’s always nice to know I can count on people like you!”
>Without looking back, she made her characteristic weaving stride down the hallway.
>You couldn’t help but think she exaggerated a bit more than usual this time, but you only rolled your eyes.
>Before rounding a corner, she whipped her meticulously styled hair over her other shoulder, looking back at you.
>”See you at six, darling!” she said before making her disappearing act once again.
>”Gee, what did you get yourself into this time?” Rainbow dash asked you behind her locker door.
“Shut up.” you barked back under your breath, not daring to think how much of that conversation she had heard.
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>>30330389
>”Why the long face, Nonny?” Rarity teased you, sliding a needle effortlessly through the fabric she held between her fingers.
“If you ever tell anyone about this…”
>”Yeah, yeah, you’ve been making empty threats all night darling, I get it.” Rarity suddenly appeared under your arm, giving you a wide grin. “Let a girl have her fun, hm? Not always I get to dress people like you up in extravagant garment from Lady Rarity. What do you think?”
>Looking in the tall mirror ahead, you saw a strikingly beautiful violet dress with two brighter colored silk bands starting from the middle waist and arching all the way to the back where they culminated in a bow seemingly held up by magic.
>The skirt reached you to your ankles, where two plain high heeled shoes were put on matching the color of the silk bands.
>The top had two straps holding it all up, and a loose tube of a soft material covered up the chest.
>Your hair had a clip in it with a bright purple orchid in it, finishing off the look.
“I hate it.” you said bluntly.
>”Oh come now, It can’t be that bad.” Rarity pouted, but quickly went to fix up a couple of needles here and there.
>”I believe everyone should be able to enjoy a different side of themselves from time to time.”
>Rarity once again appeared from behind you, this time looking at you in the mirror while correcting the straps.
>”I think you look positively dazzling, my dear.”
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>>30330397
>Another look brought to your attention the dedication which had been put into the makeup on your face.
>You didn’t look like yourself at all anymore, as if someone had swooped in and replaced you with a different gendered version of yourself.
>Was all this really necessary?
>”Of course it is, darling! How else would I get an idea of the finished product!”
>Did you say that out loud?
>You turned around and crossed your arms, nearly slapping the bouquet of flowers you held right in your face.
“Are we done here? I don't want to stay in this thing for much longer.”
>”In fact…” Rarity stood up and clapped some dust off her hands. “...I think that’s all for today!”
”Thank god!”
>As you entered the room again after changing back into your normal clothing again, you saw Rarity still buzzing around the dress, measuring and adjusting restlessly.
>Despite her aloof and posh nature, you could tell she worked harder than most people in her situation.
>It was kind of therapeutic watching her do her thing.
>Before you knew it, several minutes had gone by without you moving an inch.
>You snapped out of it and moved closer to your hard working friend, careful not to startle her.
>”Thanks for helping me out tonight, dear.” she said without turning around, apparently already knowing you were there.
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>>30330401
>She put down her box of needles and strung the measuring tape around her neck before addressing you.
>”I really do appreciate it a lot. It’s good to know we have friends like you.”
“We?” you asked, confused by her choice of words.
>”Yes, we. Twilight, Applejack, all of us. We all appreciate you.”
“Sticking me in a dress and poking at me with needles isn’t exactly what I’d call feeling appreciated…”
>”No, perhaps not…”
“But that’s what friends do, I guess, right?”
>Rarity grinned and pulled you inn in a big soft hug.
>She then grabbed you by the shoulders and looked you in the eyes.
>”And don’t you ever go forgetting that, Dear. We’re all here for you, and you’re here for us. We always stick together!”


Day 108

>You put your cup of now chilling coffee down at the desk and slouched down in your massive chair.
>You stood up for your friends, right?
>You were there when they needed you?
>It wouldn’t be characteristic of you not to.
>Staring out into the gravitational vortex dragging you through emptiness, you tried thinking back to something that would make your friends lose their trust in you.
>If Rarity was right, and some truth really was kept from you, there had to be a way to mend the wound.
>No, that wasn’t it.
>The real question was, if Rarity was correct, what kind of abilities did Twilight really have, and where did she get them?
>Your line of thought was cut short when Fluttershy and Twilight burst through the bridge doors.
>”I think we figured it out!” Twilight said trying to catch her breath.
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>>30330405
“Okay, so let me get this straight.”
>The two girls looked away from the holographic images suspended above the table and glanced over at you with curious looks.
>You bit your cheek mulling over the facts that had been presented to you, before speaking up.
“You’re telling me that this rock transmits morse code which translates to Latin words and numbers because it reads Twilight’s mind?”
>”That’s the gist of it, yeah.” Twilight said after a short pause.
“You realize how ridiculous this sounds, right?”
>Fluttershy and Twilight glanced at each other in a flash before turning back to you again.
>”With all do respect, Anon, we’ve been at this for two days mapping all the different patterns.” Fluttershy said, standing up from her leaning position and crossing her arms. “This result best lines up with our perception of reality.”
>Pinching your temple, you slouched down in a chair behind you and sighed.
“Alright, I’ll bite. Indulge me.”
>The two scientist stood there for a few moments before Twilight suddenly perked up and cleared her throat, like she just realized what you said.
>”Uhm, right, so we discovered that there were 36 unique patterns emitting from the rock, 26 letters and 10 numbers, and the most plausible translation is what you see here.”
“And you’re sure this isn’t the result only because it makes the most sense?”
>”We calculated it using every pattern to letter map possible.” Fluttershy said. “Out of all the different possibilities, this is the only one which correlates with data from our celestial database.”
>Looking at the hologram, it displayed a word and a lot of different numbers which you couldn’t as anything familiar to you.
>You had never seen the word before either, and to you it just looked like a strange combination of letters.
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>>30330412
“Scutum?” you asked out loud.
>”It means Shield in Latin.” Twilight answered, poking at it with her finger.
>The hologram reacted by pulling up different images of the night sky back home, and drew lines between four bright points.
>”It also most likely references the Scutum constellation.” Twilight continued. “All the different numbers correlates with locations of the different stars there.”
>Fluttershy proceeded to show you a list of seven main stars from the constellation, and they appeared in front of you, revolving peacefully around themselves.
>”Rarity pointed out that every location matches perfectly, but there is one major star missing.”
>An eighth star appeared, a dim red sphere which dwarfed the others, but its light couldn’t compare to its neighbors.
>You glanced over to Fluttershy and expected her to continue.
>”This is UY Scuti.” She kept going. “It’s the largest star we’ve discovered thus far, so it’s pretty strange that they kept it out of the signal.”
>”That’s when it hit me.” Twilight spoke up. “That star must be where the coordinates lead, why else would it be missing?”
>You reached up and scratched your stubble.
>No matter how you looked at it…
“...This still seems like a pretty big coincidence.”
>Even if this hypothetical translation coincided with reality from the perspective of Earth, the fact that the largest star in the galaxy was omitted left some doubt in your mind.
>This idea might very well have been constructed and forced to make sense, because if you knew anything about the human mind, you knew it would do anything to make sense of the incomprehensible.
>”That’s true, but what if it isn’t?” Twilight asked enthusiastically.
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>>30330421
>The thought of some magical rock transmitting cryptic messages did leave you with a sense of wonder, that much you could agree on.
>Even if what the girls were telling you weren’t the truth, this incident had brought a potential scientific endeavor to your attention.
>The largest star in the galaxy would make for quite the tourist attraction.
“Screw it.” You said and sat up in your chair. “Even if you’re right, I don’t want to pass up this chance to visit something like this.”
>Twilight and Fluttershy both nodded and grinned from ear to ear.
>You dismissed the hologram which by now had turned into a jumbled mess of diagrams and informational text, and stood up.
“Ask Rarity to set course for UY Scuti. Let’s see what we can find there!”
>Your two friends celebrated silently and left the bridge in a hurry after gathering up their equipment and exchanging the usual pleasantries.
>As they disappeared, you were left to your own again, and you turned your chair around to look out into the endless tunnel.
>You always found yourself looking out into the distance whenever you were alone, like this was some sort of deep cinematic psychological study of your own head.
>Maybe in some ways it was.
>You wouldn’t really know unless you saw it from another perspective.
>But that wasn’t going to happen any time soon.
>For now you only had to brace yourself for a long journey to this Shield constellation.
>If your previous ventures were any indicator for the rest of your stay in deep space, this would be interesting indeed.

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That's all for now! Thanks for reading.
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Waifu Wars will start in 20 to 50 minutes, I just finished earlier obligations.
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https://derpy.me/dN0IH - The tournament begins like after I make posts, we're live.
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>>30329472
That was the joke you pleb.
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Here's quick results.
Quarterfinals: Octavia defeats Maud Pie
Quarterfinals: Princess Celestia defeats Trixie
Quarterfinals: Treehugger defeats Spitfire via KO
Quarterfinals: Princess Cadence defeats Lyra Heartstrings
Semifinals: Princess Celestia defeats Octavia via Countout
Semifinals: Treehugger defeats Princess Cadence
Third Place: Princess Cadence defeats Octavia
Finals: Treehugger defeats Princess Celestia
BOSS FIGHT: Chrysalis defeats Treehugger
Special Exploding Ring Death Match: John Cena, Stardust, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan drew Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy at the 15 minute explosion mark when the ring exploded, knocking everyone out.
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>>30327361
Reminder that the characters of EQG are canonically retarded unless the plot calls for anything else.
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Here you go, everything.
Quarterfinals: Octavia vs Maud Pie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5FjEemyGg4
Octavia defeats Maud in 11:10 after a punch in the jaw.
Quarterfinals - Princess Celestia vs Trixie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v95RuXwdWac
Princess Celestia defeats Trixie in 10:24 with a Jumping Tombstone.
Quarterfinals - Treehugger vs Spitfire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdP48350dBA
Treehugger defeats Spitfire in 8:02 via KO with Five Star Frog Splash.
Quarterfinals - Lyra Heartstrings vs Princess Cadence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYVV6uEDOYg
Princess Cadence defeats Lyra Heartstrings in 14:24 via rollup.
Semifinals #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4QKmnpawKo
Princess Celestia defeats Octavia in 6:58 via Countout.
Semifinals #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0LUSdE1roA
Treehugger defeats Princess Cadence in 8:27 via Northern Lights Suplex.
3rd Place: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWmqaxnquOI
Princess Cadence defeats Octavia in 12:45 via Diving Elbow Drop.
Finals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESt40EQw1oM
Treehugger defeats Princess Celestia in 16:01 with Northern Lights Suplex.
Boss Match Winner vs Chrysalis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FKDVQlAPtk
Chrysalis defeats Treehugger in 8:52 via STO Slam.
Extra Match - Exploding Deathmatch: John Cena, Stardust, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan vs Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC8-At5P_PM
The match reached a draw due to the ring exploding at 15:00 and knocking out everyone.
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There's a few additions/changes for future Waifu Wars I'm looking at.

1. Allowing 'Waifu Coaches' to come in and change the AI of their Waifu. Then again, the FPR system is quite... unique in it's AI, so you'd have to know the game or read some sort of FAQ to run it.

2. Add more Waifus by 2018, at least have Fetus League Going on.

3. Possible time switch for convenience, maybe running two days a week.

4. Betting/Prediction system.
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Page 9 bump
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Look, it's a tournament highlight video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GZZC1kdhRU
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>The match reached a draw due to the ring exploding at 15:00 and knocking out everyone
Damn.
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>Applejack ponders a thought, then lets out a chuckle.
“Yer’ not seriously thinkin’ Anon is the Canterlot Maniac right?”
>The detective looks dead serious.
“Hey, Anon might be a bunch of things, a liar, a cheater, a Detroter, a pervert. But he would never kill anybody! There was this time a few muggers got on the bus he and my friends were ridin’ on and he risked his life to protect us! He fought against them and he won.”
>Anon: -150
>”Interesting…”
>You let out a chuckle.
“Come to think of it, some guys tried to force themselves on three of my friends and Anon took care of them by himself.”
>Anon: -100
>You let out a content sigh.
“He’s got a big heart actually, he crept on some girl that was selling drugs in our school and found her out…and he paid for her bailout three days after to give her a second chance.”
>Anon: -50
>The detective looks baffled.
“Oh my goodness…I can’t even remember why I was so angry at him yesterday. All he has done for us and our school can’t be repaid.”
>You place your hands on your cheeks.
>You can’t think badly of him anymore. After all, he has been your secret crush just when he joined the school.
>Anon: 0
>But you didn’t tell anyone about it, not your friends, nor your family.
“I’m sorry, but I think you got the wrong guy officers. One thing is for sure, that freak is nothing like Anon, he would never hit a girl,” you say as you show them your head’s bandages.
>”Fantastic…this was huge a waste of my time. Come on rookie, let’s hit the road.”
>The detective and the cop leave your room.
>Your head still hurts.
>You’re gonna take a nap.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16VpZ7w0KpY
>["Nonny couldn't have done this right girls? Right?"] Pinkie Pie says.
>You wipe a tear away with the back of your hand.
["He must have had no other choice sugarcube..."]

>[“ANYONE! PLEASE! HELP US!”] Pinkie Pie yells.
>[“How cute…”] A man with a tattoo in his arm and glasses mockingly says. [“if only HIM was here he’d help you for sure…however, he’s on his way to Bolingbroke Penitentiary.”]
>You can’t move, because your ankles and wrists are tied.
>You look at yourself, and notice you’re wearing indecent clothing.
>[“Please, I want to go home…”] Fluttershy says, in the same conditions you are.
>[“YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS!”] Rainbow Dash yells at the guy.
>[“Shut up bitch!”] The guy yells before slapping Rainbow’s left cheek as hard as he could.
>[“DASHIE!”] Pinkie Pie yells.
>Rainbow Dash begins to tear up.
>[“I want to go home Rarity…”] Fluttershy says again, crying on Rarity’s shoulder.
>[“So do I darling, so do I…”] Rarity replies.
>[“Your new home is in Saddle Arabia, you six bitches are gonna make me rich. I already gave my men pictures of your sorry asses to tease your friend before he becomes Bubba’s little bitch.”]
>What the hay is going on here?
>You take a look around and notice several screens linked to security cameras.
>Something or someone went past one of the screens.
>All of a sudden three loud bangs are heard outside of the luxurious room you’re in held against your will.
>[“What the hell?”]
>Your friends wonder what is going on as well.
>The tattooed man’s head turns around in a 180° angle and his face melts into Anon’s head.
[“S-sugarcube?”]
>[”This whole thing is my fault. I’m sorry Jackie…Jackie…”]
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>”…Jackie? JACKIE!”
“Huh? Wha-?!”
>You take a look around.
>And find a special person standing next to your bed.
“…Anon?”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zY-WwueIWA
>”Howdy Jackie…” he shyly says, “were you having a bad dream? You looked so tense in your sleep.”
“Yeah, I was having a horrible nightmare.”
>Anon looks nervous.
“Umm, Jackie. I knew you told me to stay away from you. But when I heard the news I had to be sure that you were okay.”
>You stay silent.
>Anon: +10
“I also brought you these…I hope you like them.”
>Anon hands you a bouquet.
>Wow, these flowers are beautiful! And they look quite expensive.
>Anon: +70
>”Well, I hope you get better. I’ll go back to being dead to you. See ya.”
>Anon turns around and walks towards the door.
>Nah, you can’t do this to him anymore.
“Sugarcube, wait!”
>He turns around once again.
>”Yeah?”
>You’re gonna regret doing this but…
“Could you uh, come closer? We have to talk about something…”
>”Sure.”
>Anon closes the door behind him and sits next to your bed.
>”Before you say anything Applejack I’ll let you know that I didn’t truly mean what I said last week!”
>You let out a chuckle.
“It’s okay sugarcube. I know you were going through a lot of stress lately, and made you act dumb. Really really dumb…”
>Anon lets out a nervous chuckle.
>”Yeah, let’s talk about that okay?”
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>>30333632
Add applejack to the haram
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>>30333632
inb4 Detective is a bitch working with criminals and now he knows Anons name.
RIP
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>>30329857
Well shit, you seem to no an awful lot about writing. Would LOVE to see what you got.
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>>30334564
I have read many stories. It's not just about having written.
Saying something like "You can't criticize something if you can't do it better" is like saying you have to be a top chef to point out a food tasting gross after trying the same food with its formula and ingredients many times before. You can learn the difference between things that make a well thought out story and what doesn't by READING too. Not just writing.
If you yourself feel up to giving the story prompt a try, then consider >>30330041
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Cheerilee drops the chalk.

Oops.
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>>30338638
We need more cougar Cheerilee.
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Expect me to start writing some wrestling waifu wars related stuff Monday.

Though, they aren't going to be... like big novels or whatever. First up is probably John Cena training Twilight Sparkle, probably, we'll see.
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>>30333632
“Could you uh, come closer? We have to talk about something…”
>Anon closes the door behind him and sits next to your bed.
>"Sure Jackie, what is it?"
"Earlier I told that detective what a great fighter you are and how much you love protecting women. You don't think he'll suspect you, right?"
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>>30334470
Oh boy.
Also,
Captcha image... Police cruisers
Go figure...
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>>30339422
>doesn't even show a screeenshot
Get the fuck outta here
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ue1JPFXEU
>Anon takes a seat next to you.
>”So…about the Formal.”
“Mind explainin’ what made you act like that?”
>”Well…I owed this big favor to this really nice girl Moondancer.”
>Anon shows you pictures of her.
>”This is her…”
>Well, she certainly isn’t anything compared to Rarity’s likes.
>It’s weird that her breast size is somehow still bigger than Rainbow Dash’s.
>”This poor girl saved my life, so I agreed to her. I really didn’t want you gals to be pissed off at me and I did quite something stupid.”
“Asking your ‘friends’ to act like you…what were you even thinking?”
>”I was thinking about you all.”
“Beg yer pardon?”
>Anon sighs.
>”Let’s say, I didn’t want you all disappointed that I wasn’t gonna show up. And knowing how sad all of you would get then I asked my friends to cover me, and if one hogged too much attention the rest would get jealous.”
>You squint.
>Anon scoffs.
>”I can’t believe they did that, of course I had to pay the consequences.”
“You reap what you sow Anon, don’t tell me you didn’t see that coming.”
>”I trusted the wrong people to do that, but at least tell me one thing, wouldn’t the formal be super awkward if I paid too much attention to Rarity or Rainbow Dash? Let alone the rest of you gals?”
>You laugh.
“Hoo boy, you’re actually bein’ serious ain’t cha?”
>”What’s so funny?”
“We were actually havin’ a great time! Rarity and Rainbow even made up so you wouldn’t be so tense. Then you, well…your friends showed up and ruined everything.”
>”…really?”
“Eeyup!”
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>>30340699

>Anon shakes his head and rolls his eyes.
”You should’ve sent any of your friends with that Moondancer girl instead!”
>”Ugh. Me and my stupid ideas…”
“Well, I hope you at least had fun.”
>”It was okayish…I can’t complain at all.”
>Anon makes a stupid grin.
>The same face you did when you let ‘Anon’ fondle your breasts and butt at the formal.
>Thinking about it makes you horny and angry at the same time.
“Sugarcube…Are you hidin’ something else from me?”
>”What? Nah, nothing at all. I just want to say something else. How will I have to repay you this insolence Featherweight did to you?”
“Do I look like Rainbow Dash to you Anon?”
>”Hmm?”
“Let’s leave what happened that day under the bridge okay? What I had to go through last night made me forget all this nonsense.”
>”Come again?”
“I mean, last night…it was real wasn’t it?”
>”Jackie…”
“It happened to me, just like Derpy.”
>You shake your head and place your hands on your eyes.
>”Jackie…did they hurt you?”
“They couldn’t…the Canterlot Maniac saved me.”
>Anon doesn’t know how to react to what you said.
>”Yeah, he used my car for that, I don’t know why.”
“What?!”
>Anon pulls out his phone once again and opens Bleeter.
>CCPD’s account.
>A video taken from a helicopter shows Anon’s car escaping from justice.
>The bleet reads.
>[“Video shows how the Canterlot Maniac used a red Albany Emperor: License Plate KI-5537 to escape from police.]
>”When I woke up my car wasn’t parked on my home’s driveway. My mom must be talking with the insurance company right now.”
>Anon sighs.
“Huh, so that’s why he must’ve said we were his friends…”
>”Hmm?”
“He was tryin’ to FRAME YOU!”
>”Say what?”
“Hoo boy, you’re so like him. There was this detective earlier that wanted to know things about you.”
>Anon’s eyes go wide.
>”Why? W-what did you say to him?”
“Just how skilled you were, and how you’ve protected us from certain jerks.”
>”Ooooh boy.”
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”Well, at least that’s cleared up, it’s not like you were capable of killing a person.”
>”Riiiight, say. I think I had enough of this Canterlot Maniac guy. Don’t you want to watch Princess Robot Bubblegum instead?” Anon says as he changes the channel.
>That’s odd.
“Nah, that’s more of Fluttershy’s territory. Turn off that thing instead. I wanna ask you somethin’ else.”
>Anon turns off the TV.
>Here it goes.
“You uh, you’ll attend the upcoming Winter Formal right? It’ll be in the final weeks before the holidays right.”
>Anon nods.
>”Only if Pinkie doesn’t kick me out for ruining the Fall Formal,” he tries to say with a laugh, “or your brother, or Dash, or Rarity, or-“
“Alright alright I get it Anon! Nah, don’t worry about them anymore. Once I get out of here I’ll help you out with the rest of our friends, what you did for that Moondancer girl was quite sweet. We should meet her one of these days, are you guys datin’ by the way?”
>”What? Oh no no…but we keep in contact.”
>Anon receives a text.
>”See?”
>Applejack giggles.
“Funny how you decided to befriend a student from our rival school, Rainbow Dash won’t like this one biiit,” you say in a teasing tone.
>Anon covers his face with both hands.
“Relax sugarcube, I got this covered. I’ll explain the girls why you acted dumb.”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmzGeQlyanM
>”And here I was came thinking you were gonna kick me out of your room. After all you told me yesterday to stay away from you and the rest of the gang.”
“Yeah, but that detective made me remember those many wonderful things you’ve done for us. It’d be something stupid to cut ties with you because of that stupid Formal. So, I simply forgive you. BUT DON’T TRY TO DO THAT AGAIN YA HEAR?”
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>>30340703

>Anon puts a big smile on his dumb, but cute face.
>”Thanks Jackie, you’re the best!” Anon says before hugging you, “and don’t worry. I won’t.”
>You hug Anon back.
>Once enough time passes Anon breaks up the hug.
“So, now what?”
>”Hmm?”
“What will you do now that the vigilante stole your vehicle.”
>”At least you didn’t call him a maniac…if the insurance deal goes well I’ll buy another vehicle.”
“I’d recommend you to buy a pickup truck, like my brother’s Bison, perfect for carrying lots of things!”
>”Like what?”
“Baskets of apples of course!”
>…
>You both let out a laugh.
>Yep, you can feel your bond with Anon grow stronger.

>Anon: +150
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>you can feel your bond with Anon grow stronger.
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>>30340716
>Yep, you can feel your bond with Anon grow stronger.
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>WFD actual ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33dfmd8IWUA
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>>30340716
>Yep, you can feel your bond with Anon grow stronger.

Plot Twist: NaOH was Igor all that time.
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Here's a strawpoll about the waifu coach thing.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13228773
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>>30340716
So many lies, so easy to say something you aren't supposed to...
Good yo see you on the regular basis senpai.
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>>30340716
TAKE YOUR TIME
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>>30340716
Keep it up, famalam.
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So I checked out Hotline: Miami after reading NaOH's thing and it was awesome, should I try out Persona now?
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>>30342382
We aren't your disappointed parents. Get lost and make your own decisions.
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>>30252054
>The only thing that’s down there is a tarp spread out and suspended in mid air by rope and pipes.
>Fuck it, what do you have left to lose but your virginity if you stay here any longer?
>You lean out and fall smack dab in the center of the tarp, preventing a fair amount of impact.
>The rest was cushioned by the sound of a crate or two being crushed from your fall.
“Ouch…” You mumble out, looking at the orange sky right above you.
>You try to get up, but the immense pain coming from your back and ass slow you down.
>Once you manage to stand up, you slip on the tarp and land on your knees.
>You forgot that you’re still soaked in Applejack’s homemade apple cider, so this might be tricky to get off.
>From the corner of the barn, you hear something rapidly coming towards you.
>”Playing hard to get, aren’t ya!?” She laughs. “I like a good chase! It makes the reward all the better!”
>You slide your way to the end of the tarp and start to run as if there was no tomorrow.
>She tries to chase you through the tarp, but slips on the small droplets you left from falling.
>”Consarn it!” She screams out.
>You look back to see her face down on the ground. She groans when getting up.
>“You ain’t getting away that easily, you darn rascal!” She touts out.
>You can only limp away, still sore from the five meter fall.
>Applejack slides right past the puddle and gets off the tarp.
>You run off and manage to get to the wooden picket fence.
>Somehow, she manages to catch up and grabs you from the back.
>With immense effort, she pulls you away from the fence and tosses you to the ground.
>A part of your shirt rips apart as you collapse on the grass.
>”Looks like we’re doing it out here now!” She raises her hands, ready to rip what's left of your clothes away, but there is a grinding halt when her hands are bounded together by a piece of rope. “What in tarnation?!”
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>>30342412
>You look off to the side and see Apple Bloom holding her sister back with the rope.
>”What are you waitin’ for?!”
>You assume that’s your cue to push back, so you do so and watch her fall down as you get up.
>”Apple Bloom! Let me go!” Applejack shouts out as she starts to fight back.
>”It’s not gonna happen, sis!” Apple Bloom makes her stand as she does her best to bring Applejack in.
>”He’s mine! I caught him fair and square!”
>You back away and run back to the fence.
>”And he doesn’t want any of it!” Apple Bloom voices out your very own thoughts about this situation.
>You finally slip over the fence and back away from the farm, watching as the sisters argue.
>”Just you wait and see! He’ll turn right back around!” Applejack still tries to fight against her own sister by yanking herself away. “Listen, Apple Bloom, you let me go, and I’ll let you have a turn with him, what do ya say?”
>You notice the clear red blush that’s appearing over Apple Bloom’s face.
>You take no chances and start to run down the long trail back to the city.

>For five minutes, you ran as fast that you could.
>No breaks, and without any means to slow down.
>By the time that you did stop, you decided to look back.
>No sign of Applejack or her sister in plain view.
>You suck in as much air and sit down on the curb.
>So far, nothing has went your way.
>All you wanted was to go through one week with nothing going in between you and--
>Your phone vibrates.
>You fear for the worst as you pull it out.
>As you take a glimpse at the caller and were relieved to see that it was just Norman that was checking in on you.
>Only issue is that now the screen on your phone is cracked.
>Looks like a small sacrifice will be made if you want to answer.
>You take a good amount of air in and glide your finger over the screen.
>You wince once it's over and rub your index finger with your thumb, keeping the fresh cut open.
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>>30342842
>”Hey man, how’s it going?”
“Blood for the blood God…”
>”Uh, what?”
“Nothing, just talking to myself.”
>”Right…” He skeptically responds.

“I’m losing my fucking mind with these girls!”
>”I’m taking that you strike out with the farmer chick now?”
“That bitch went to extreme lengths to have me. She wanted to rape me!”
>There was a moment of silence.
>”Anon, are you feeling well?”
“I’m not crazy, you ignorant bastard!”
>”Woah, calm down.”
“I won’t! Not until I get a good, hot shower and a new set of clothes!”
>”Sounds like you just worked all day.”
“I did, and I won’t be doing that again soon. Listen, I need a favor from you, can I borrow some clothes and your shower?”
>”Dude, I have company over. I can’t just let anyone over.”
“YOU OWE ME YOU GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH!”
>”Okay! Shit. But tomorrow, you’re going to tell me everything that happened.”
“Fine, I’ll be there in 10 minutes.”
>You hang up and put your cracked phone away.
>Well, at least it can’t get any worse that this, right?

Almost done. I'll go and lay down for now.
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>>30343080
Take you're time
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Quick random intro thing to general idea. I'm not gonna say anything on how my writing is besides that.

>You are Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>Rainbow Dash wanted to show you something ASAP.
>However, it's not the pony, but the human Rainbow Dash from Canterlot High.
>So, panicking because everything could be ablaze, you end up going into the magic mirror, phasing out of the statue.
>Course, you bump right into the female sports star and fall right on your posterior,.
>She rapidly helps you up from your dazed position, looking at you with a wide grin on her face.
>You thought this would be substantial, but by that grin, you know it's not serious.
>At least not like magic breaking into the world and throwing everything for a chaotic loop.
>That massive grin's still on her face.
>Her hand reaches into her jeans pocket, you glance at it for a split-second.
>"Hey, I got something for you."
"Oh... really? What is it?"
>She pulls a pair of tickets out and excitedly hands you one.
>You take a lengthy look at it, a bit confused as you read it.
>It's like a ticket for a concert but... you are completely clueless what the label on it is.
>You pose a tiny question to Dash, a blank stare on your face.
"Uh... Rainbow... what does WWE mean?"
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>>30344481
>Her jaw almost drops to the floor in utter shock, "You don't know what the WWE is? I thought I told you all about it, it's pretty insane."
"... You do realize I'm not from here, right?"
>She picks her jaw up off the floor and quickly gives a nervous chuckle as she looks away from you, she obviously forgot this for a slight moment.
>"Oh, right... I completely spaced."
"Is this some kind of band or something?"
>She shakes her head, before bursting out in extreme laughter a bit.
>Rainbow laughs so hard she has to wipe her eyes clean with tears before continuing on.
>"Sorry... nah, it's not a band, it's more like a sport-related thing. Athletics stuff, you know. It'll be fun, come watch. I mean, we got some primo seats, Twi, you gotta come along!"
>You raise an eyebrow questionably.
"... So you want to take me to watch an athletics competition? What's so distinct about this one?"
>She smirks and pats your shoulder dismissively, giving a light chuckle.
>"Don't you worry about that. You'll want to watch. Trust me on this."
>You give a small sigh, knowing she won't budge on this, but she's your friend, so, why not, right?
"Alright, I'll give it a shot, Rainbow. But... what am I in for?"
>"Well, if you want to have a sneak preview, you can come to my house, I do have something that will show you what you're in for."
>She seems... excited, super excited to show you.

Welp, intro, yay. Yes, that's all I got.
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>>30344490
Sounds interesting. What WWE are talking about here, current or 90/00's?
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>>30344580
Honestly, the way Waifu Wars are setup, I was thinking current with probably a few major differences involving the use of old stars, since headcanon for this says things like 'Well, Rock trained Maud, and Steve Austin trained Berry.' Stuff like that cause moveset bases.
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>>30342842
Based Apple Bloom
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>>30344490
Nice
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>>30341593
>>30341816
Make up your mind.
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My lazy butt has groups for September's Main League.

Group A would be: Chrysalis, Fluttershy, Treehugger, Maud.
Group B would be: Dash, Twilight, Celestia, Lyra.
Group C would be: Sunset, Pinkie, Cadence, Trixie
Group D would be: Luna, Vinyl, Tavi, Spitfire
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page 9 bump
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>>30340703
>upcoming winter formal
i-is the end finally near?
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>>30340716

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCtsyCsGV_M
>Both you and Anon spend some more time together.
>He revealed more about his actual life.
>Detrot…
>Boy he sure had a harsh time in there.
>All he just wants is to have a quiet life.
>If only he knew your lives are anything but normal.
>Sunset has asked you to keep that a secret.
>”So that’s everything Jackie…once again I’m sorry for all the trouble I caused.”
“Don’t worry sugarcube. I forgive you, and I hope you can forgive me as well for yesterday. I was so dang rude.”
>”It’s okay Jackie…”
>Anon receives a text.
>Anon stands up.
>“It looks like my mom received an insurance payment. I’ll go visit Titanium Rivet to check if he’s got a similar car.”
“Very well then Anon, don’t ‘cha worry much over the rest of the girls. Besides, Flutters and Sunset still like ya.”
>”Really?”
“Yep. After you snapped at Rarity they both stepped up to defend you, Sunset saying that she knows how you are under constant pressure at work, so you snapped. And Fluttershy saying how sweet you usually are.”
>”Aww…Flutters, Sunny. What did I do to deserve you all?”
>Cute.
“I got yer back Detrot boy.”
>”Jackie…”
“Hmm?”
>”You’re the best.”
>You really love this city boy.
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>>30348325

>Many hours after Anon left, your friends finally visited you.
>And you tried your best to fix Anon’s relationships.
>At first Rarity and Rainbow Dash didn’t pay much attention to your words.
>[“If he wanted to apologize then he should’ve done that earlier!”] Rainbow said.
[“Didn’t ya two block him?”]
>You explained what made him act like that.
>And how they shouldn’t worry about Moondancer, she happens to be a good friend of Anon.
>Of course that made Rarity feel a bit jealous, and Rainbow Dash even more.
>You had to show her a pic of Moondancer.
>[“…my my, Anon really lowered his standards.”] Rarity said with a smug grin.
>[“Yeah, she’s so pale…I bet Anon pitied her.”] Rainbow Dash said.
>Then Pinkie Pie.
>She was angry that Anon ruined the formal.
>You explain that he didn’t want this to happen.
>But at the same time he wished he had attended her party first, because he really likes her music taste, food, drinks and everything.
>[“Really? Wowie…I can’t believe Nonny said that.”]
[“Please don’t ban him from the Winter Formal Pinkie. He just wanted to help his friend.”]
>[“Nah, it’s okay, he should bring that Moondancer girl over to OUR Winter Formal. I mean, it’s only fair right?”]
>Sunset and Fluttershy respectively said:
>[“I knew it, poor Anon, always thinking of others first…”]
>[“I know right? He’s quite lovely…”]
>[“What?”]
>[“O-oh my…did I say that out loud?”]
>Fluttershy will never change.
>If only Anon knew how much she loves him.
>But you know Rainbow still loves him the most.
>She just hates being sweet.

>Rainbow Dash: -70
>Rarity: -20
>Pinkie Pie: +50
>Sunset Shimmer: +70
>Fluttershy: +100
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>>30348344
>[“…my my, Anon really lowered his standards.”]Rarity said with a smug grin.
Oh fuck off you salty bitch.
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>>30348344
Are you gonna be writing this story forever?
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>>30350012
do you believe in gravity?
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>>30348344
Come on Applejack Rainbow doesn't love him. Look at the way she acts. No excuses.
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>>30348344
I'm trying to recall, is Pinkie the only one that isn't jumping onto Anons dick so far?
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>>30350409
Sunset and AJ aren't either
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>>30350493
>Sunset
yeah... about that
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>>30350493
AJ's getting there, it seems. I know Anon and Sunset get along well, but I can't remember if she's got the hots for him.

Guess I need to reread a little.
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>>30348344
>he should bring that Moondancer girl over to OUR Winter Formal. I mean, it’s only fair right?
This fucking cuckquean.
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When's best boy
Undercover agent Ace showing up?
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>>30353524
When you're dead
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>>30350090
It's important to remember that she's a teenager, and consequently emotionally immature. Just look at her outburst at the soccer team: her ego and image as 'the best' was jeopardised by their poor performance in the first half, so she shifted the blame to her team, and when the team blamed her for firing Anon, she lashed out physically and then left to try to spare herself from any further responsibility to the team. The same could be said of Anon, whose vindictiveness and impulsiveness have similarly got him into trouble.

There's no doubt that Dash has got some maturing to do, but it seems like almost every character in WFD needs to grow and learn.
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>>30328830
So you're pretty new then huh? In the good old days we didn't care who the stories were about, we were just glad to have them.
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>>30354422
>He doesn't know about the ">be anon" meme
Wasted digits
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>>30354176
or maybe, NaOH has no idea on what he is doing anymore and has the whole "fuck it" attitude. But then again, I don't blame him, seeing how long and pointless this story is now.
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>>30343080
>You knock on the glass door and it slides open.
>”Come on, come on!” Norman drags you in and quickly slides it. “Let’s get you in and out.”
>”Norman, what’s going on?!” A feminine voice calls out.
>”Nothing! Just, getting a drink!” Norman calls out. “Hurry up, or else this will get messy.” He guides you down the hallway, but stops when his mother pops around the corner.
>”It doesn’t look like you’re getting a glass of water.” She crosses her arms and lies on the wall. “You know how I feel about uninvited guests and lying, Norman.” She approaches you with a stern look on her face. “Why are you here, Mr. Mous? And… why do you smell like liquor?!”
“I swear, it’s not what you think!”
>”And I wonder on what your mother would think about this!” She retaliates.
“Please, it’s a long story involving Applejack that I didn’t even know it would turn out like this!
>”Oh, I bet you did! Tell me, she’s that farmer down the road, correct? I wonder on what her grandma will say about this!”
>Why don’t you broadcast it to the entire world, seeing that you have that broom shoved up your ass?
“What do you want me to do?”
>”A bribe? Well, as long that you can fulfill it, I will be more than happy to give Norman a companion for the next few weeks.”
>”Mom, I’m not so sure if that’s a good idea.”
>”You have no right to say in this, Norman! I mean, a D in Literature? Why must you disappoint us?”
>At this point, you aren’t so sure how deep that broom is inside her intestine. Norman just stands there, looking at the floor, doing his best to avoid his mom’s wrath.
>”Let’s go, you two.”
>You follow them into the living room and notice a recognizable female with light pink hair patiently sitting in the living room.
>”Oh, h-hello.”
>Oh no. For all that is good and moral in this world, why does it have to involve with her?
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>>30354422
>Hasn't lurked this thread long ago enough to know about >Be Anon
>Calls other guy new
Please be bait
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I got more green intro stuff but I'm waiting for more Yellow additions.
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>>30354471
>”I’m sorry. If now’s not a good time, I’ll come back when--”
>”Nonsense, Fluttershy. We just so happen to have another volunteer for your shelter.”
>FUCK.
>YOU.
>In the depths of your inner soul, you can hear it scream in anguish.
>For days on end, you tried to ignore and avoid her.
>In the classroom, during lunchtime, walking past the statue after school, and some close calls at the mall.
>For some reason, she pops up at the places that you frequently go to.
>Norman’s mother guides you to a stool and demands you to sit down, facing the shifty yellow classmate of yours.
>”Fluttershy, this is--”
>”Anon. I have him for my math class.” She boldly informs Norman’s mother.
>”Oh, so you know each other?”
“Barely.”
>”Oh, but I do know what Anon likes.”
>You lean forward and arch your head to the side.
>”So, what are my interests.”
>”Easy! Milkshakes at the Boba Tea Lounge, video games at the GameShop in the mall, pretzels over at the Wonder Snack in the food court, and you sometimes stay on a bench that’s facing in front of Venus Paradise. And yes, the last one is a lingerie shop.
>You almost fall back on the stool that you’re sitting on, shell-shocked on how she precisely nailed down everything that you do at the mall.
>Now you slightly fear on what your friend thinks about you for staring at an all females clothing store that caters to failing relationships or kinky fucks.
>Norman and his mother just look at you with a bit of shock and disgust.
>”I-I’m sorry, was that too much?”
>YES!
“A little bit…”

>>30354637
Sorry about that, mate. Just another post (or two) and I'll let you have the floor. Also, that was a great show.
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>>30354701
Take your time man, haha, you got a great story going, I'm reading it as I do a few things.

Thanks for the comment about the show, I enjoyed how it came out too.
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>>30354701
>Stalkershy
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>>30354701
>”So, considering about some crossdressing?” Norman jokingly asks you.
>”Norman! Don’t be so demeaning. Whatever Anon does in his spare time isn’t our business. Maybe questionable, but that’s not our involvement.” His mother tries to defend you.
>All that runs through your head is how are you going to make Norman’s death look like an accident, when that beanie is far down his throat.
>”Anyway, what will be the dates and times that Anon and my son will use for the next few weeks?” Norman’s mother asks.
>You missed out on when she just said that the first time, so you’re going to highlight it right now.
>FEW WEEKS.
>Meaning you will constantly interact, work, talk, and whatever else with this she demon!
>Her friends were optional, but she isn’t.
>That is, if you want to see the light of day from your parents.
>”I’ll let you guys know about it tomorrow.” She hands out the fliers for the animal shelter to you, Norman, and his mother. “For now, I must run off and prepare for tomorrow, I have to be up and early for the animals at the shelter and to hand out even more fliers to the people in downtown.”
>Looks like you know where to avoid her tomorrow.
>She gets up and shakes Norman’s hand, along with her mother.
>You cross your arms, trying to signal her that you weren’t giving her that shit.
>Instead, she counters it and gives you a hug.
>A rather tight one at that.
>You hear her sniffing, slowly getting louder as she keeps on inhaling.
>”A-are you alright, Anon? We can talk about it sometime, if you want.”
“I’m fine.” You grumble out.
>She releases you and crouches down, nearly showing a bit of her cleavage..
>”Are you sure? I’d hate to see you end up like this.”
“I am. If something’s wrong, I’ll let you know, alright?” You nearly grind your teeth when telling her how you don’t need her help.

>>30354817
Heh, alright, I'll crank out some more dialogue for you.
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>”Well, okay. I’d hate to see you in a bad mood.” She gets up and waives at everyone before leaving the house.
>”So, Anon, care to explain why you’re drenched in alcohol?” Norman’s mother stands at attention, ready to discredit whatever you have to say.
>But damnit, you’re still going to try.
>”So it went from breaking Pinkie Pie’s sisters stereo, to a guilt trip that I needed to pay her back for it with Applejack. At first, it was hard labor, but she wanted more from me, and it went to a point that she refused to let me go, until she had it.”
>”What would that be?”
>You shuffle around in your stool.
“Sex.” You hastily answer her question.
>She scoffs.
>”Don’t be so preposterous!”
”I swear on my grandmother's grave, I am not making this shit up!”
>”He’s not lying.” Norman jumps in. “Whenever he swears to his dead grandmother, he’s being serious.”
>”Well even so, how did you ended up like this?!”
”She hogtied me and left me in the barn when she needed to help her sister inside the house. That was the perfect moment to try and escape, which ended with me smashing into a barrel filled with apple cider and… you can figure out the rest.”
>Norman’s mother rubs her forehead before sitting down on the couch.
>”So, you expect me to believe that this farm girl was about to rape you, and the only way to flee was to roll around in apple cider?”
“I don’t really expect you to believe it, but that is exactly what happened.”
>”Wow…” Norman just says when relaxing in his spot.
>”I heard enough. Norman would you kindly show Anon the door?”
>”Yes, mother.”
>The two of you stand up as she pinches the top right corner of her forehead, trying to process the farce you endured.
>”Look, do you want to meet up tomorrow? Get a clear understanding about what happened today?”
”The mall, early in the morning.” You rapidly answer him. “And this time, somewhere new.”
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That's it for me. Once again, I apologize for taking so long with this. Carry on, and I wish you guys the best of luck, Commissioner and Lilith.
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Here's a bit more

>>30344490
>The two of you take bikes back to her household.
>She's pretty much dragging you to her room.
>You admit, she's got quite a strong grip, probably due to her being an athlete.
>It almost hurts by the time you get into her room.
>Finally she lets go of your wrist as you slightly rub it.
"Okay... ow, so what are you wanting to show me?"
>She's already going through a shelf, digging through it, throwing several things out of the way.
>You could see several sports videos being thrown on top of her bed.
>Then she grins, pulling out a DVD Case.
>You could see the label on it, WWE.
>That's the same thing that's on the ticket she handed you.
>She cracks open the case and presses the button down on the DVD player to open it.
>The disc is dropped in and she closes it, grabbing the remote with one hand and sits down on the bed.
>She taps the button on the remote and the TV flickers on.
>"So, you ready to watch?"
>You give a small nod, moving to sit down next to her, as the video turns on.
>She hits the play button.
>The entire video seems to last a bit, but what you see is something like you've never seen before.
>Other humans fighting each other, in some sort of competition.
>Apparently though, the battles have a rule fixture, except during specific circumstances.
>Like the one match on the show you watched called a 'ladder match' where a title is hung over the ring and the goal is to scale a ladder and grab the title.
>Rainbow Dash is pretty hyped over the whole thing, probably because the fights.
>You think this kind of thing fits her to a tee.
>There is a certain wrestler that you see on the video that does impact you though.
>His name is John Cena.
>Hustle, Loyalty, Respect is his motto.
>You can totally get behind that sort of thing.
>Giving your all is always a worthwhile endeavor.
>So are being loyal and respectful.
>You've learned that.
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>>30355121
>You think you'd get along with him.
>Before you know it, it's been a few hours as the video stops, and Dash turns everything off.
>She looks at you with a smirk, "Don't think I've seen you focused on anything like this ever, Twi."
>You look at her, coming back to reality for a moment.
"Uh... yeah, it's really something, Rainbow."
>She whispers into your ear, "I saw how you were looking when you saw John Cena."
>You get up, shaking your head in absolute denial.
"I wasn't looking at him, I was just watching the show. He's... pretty cool though."
>"Sure... Twilight. I can tell you're a Cena fan. He's not my kind of wrestler though, too goody goody for me. I like a little bold for my wrestler."
"Who are you talking about?"
>"Psh, it's obvious, BEST IN THE WORLDDDDDDD!"
>She raises her arms as she shouts it out.
>Oh, right, there was that 'Straight-Edge' guy there... CM Punk.
>He must be Dash's favorite wrestler.
>Course, the two share a bit of cockiness.
>"So anyways, you going to go with us or not, Twi?"
>She stands up, looking at you with a grin.
>You think about it for a few moments, analyzing the possibility.
"You know... why not, sure Dash. You've convinced me on this whole thing."
>She raises her arms up and then starts Woooing.
>You don't understand the wooing at all, but you think you'll end up learning about it before the night is through.

And that's all I got. Not much, but eh, it's something.

>>30355094
Haha, it's somethign fun to fill my time with between looking for those who want to take the 'waifu coaching' jobs and you know, projects.
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>>30354470
>and has the whole "fuck it" attitude
And you have the attitude of a bitchy ex girlfriend who just can't get over it
Where did NaOH touched you?
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>>30355055
>>30355127
Keep it up writefriends
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>>30355236
Are you alright there friendo? It seems as if I struck a nerve there.
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>all this green
>tfw the "Fingerbang Rebound" is actually becoming real
Fingerbang Neo Golden Age when????
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>>30354909
>That Flootershai
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>>30350493
>>30350715
sunset was the endgame first time around
cant wait to see the endgame for the third
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For any that were interested in learning about the AI coaching thing for Waifu Wars, here's some videos.

I used Lightning Dust and Indigo Zap considering they have the same exact AI.

Their stats are as follows(Yes/No)
Personal Traits:
20(sensible)/80(risky)

Discretion:
35(damage)/65(goes for wins)

Flexibility:
20(no adjust)/80(adjusts to opponent)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfX1KtlfEv4 - What would happen if LD(with 100% sensible) faced Indie(with 100% Risks)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJwtnoKut5s - What would happen if LD(with 100% Damage oriented) would face Indie(with 100% Going for win oriented)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROpkSExXk-E - What would happen if LD(No Flexibility) faced Indie(with all flexibility)

Then we added Chryssi to this.
Her stats are:
Personal Traits:
25(sensible)/75(risky)

Discretion:
35(damage)/65(goes for wins)

Flexibility:
30(no adjust)/70(adjusts to opponent)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Rqtr9HTZA - Chryssi vs LD repping no risks, going for pins, no flexibility

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcGovHRE55o - Chryssi vs Indie repping all risk, all damage, all flexibility

Also, just cause.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUFO5BV8qkQ - LD vs Chryssi, both with the same cpu logic setup as Chryssi.
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>>30356664
Big things with this is that it's only one match.

Things can change quickly at the drop of a hat and no setup is fully invincible. You'd be looking for what fits your waifu best at this point.
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>>30355094
See you in half a year
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bump
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Page 8 bump
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>>30358152
pmub
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>>30360521
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Groups for next Waifu Wars(September):

Group A would be: Chrysalis, Fluttershy, Treehugger, Maud
Group B would be: Dash, Twilight, Celestia, Lyra
Group C would be: Sunset, Pinkie, Cadence, Trixie
Group D would be: Luna, Vinyl, Tavi, Spitfire
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>>30356664
Ooh nice. This is getting really good.
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>>30363349
Too bad nothing's till September for Waifu Wars, besides I guess the occasional match.
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https://derpibooru.org/1465766
What did she mean by this?
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>>30348344

>Monday.
>7:45 A.M.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t_Itshoso8
>You’re now Sunset Shimmer.
>You’re glad Applejack made it out of that predicament uninjured.
>That guy has saved three of your friends, and you couldn’t be any more grateful.
>#CanterlotManiac has been a Trending Topic on Bleeter since yesterday.
>There was a huge debate over his actions.
>Some consider him a hero, while others consider him scum.
>You don’t care.
>Once a drug warehouse was cleared by him, which was located in the Pink Zone, three blocks away from your apartment. There has been a noticeable decrease of crime within that area.
>You and your roommates haven’t felt safe for a while.
>Now that Anon’s car got stolen you might have to walk home by yourself.
>You and your friends are enjoying a nice chat next to the school’s statue, waiting for classes to begin.
>Some students arrive as well.
>Sandy Lemon and Derpy pass by, ignoring Rainbow Dash with a cold ‘hmph’.
>”I can’t believe they actually won the match with Anon’s help,” Rainbow Dash sighs, “they were right…it was my fault all along.”
>”Now now darling, don’t be ridiculous. Sure, they felt more inspired. But you’re still their captain and their most valuable player. Don’t forget that,” Rarity says.
>”After the hissy fit I threw in the locker room? They probably won’t let me re-join the team again.”
>Rainbow rests her forehead on the statue.
>”Ugh. Every time I think of that event it makes me sick. Stupid Anon…”
>”Still blamin’ Anon for yer’ actions Rainbow? We’ve been through this. Grow up!”
>”Oh ho, as if you were one to talk…remember that if it weren’t for him that Featherweight creep wouldn’t have-”
“Enough already!” You yell, “Applejack’s right Rainbow. We’ve been through this. Sure, Anon messed up, but he really wanted to help out that poor girl.”
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>>30365382

>Rainbow does as told.
>”See? Feelin’ all better now?”
>”Yeah I guess…heh, I wonder how Anon is gonna show up now that his car was stolen by that guy.”
>A loud engine is heard entering the parking lot.
>”The heck was that?”
>The six of you check out the parking lot.
>A nice black and red car parks on the same spot Anon usually parked his red Emperor car.
>”Woo wee! I think that’s a Declasse Tampa.” Applejack says, “Mah brother has always wanted one of those. But all he has is that ol’ Bobcat that always breaks down…we really need a new truck.”
>Some teens were passing by stop on their tracks, wondering who’s the owner of that car might be.
>The door finally opens.
“A…A-“
>”ANON?!” Your friends say at the same time.
>Anon finally notices that the six of you plus some other teens have been watching him the whole time.
>He says nothing and locks his vehicle while getting his backpack out of his new car’s trunk.
>He walks towards you and greets you all with a happy smile on his face.
>”Good morning girls!” Anon says.
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>>30365390

>”I-is that car yours Anon?” Applejack asks.
>”Why yes it is!” He says with a proud smile, “Do you like it Jackie?”
>”It’s…beautiful!” She excitedly replies.
>”Huh, I didn’t know you were a car enthusiast AJ. I bought it from Titanium Rivet’s place.”
>”With Uncle Rivet?” Rainbow Dash asks, “dude, the price of that car must be nowhere near to the insurance money you must’ve gotten from your previous car.”
>Anon shrugs.
>”Well, not every day your car gets stolen by the Canterlot Maniac. Your uncle was willing to accept the money and I’ll pay him the rest eventually.”
>”I for one quite like Anon’s new vehicle. It is nicer than that old and embarrassing heap of junk he used to drive…” Rarity says.
>“Well I’m glad you like it Rares.”
>“Yeah, I went to EZ’s Pay ‘n Spray afterwards and got it tuned up.”
>”Lemme guess…he also restored the vehicle and painted it.”
>“Yep, I woke up early to go pick it up. Take a closer look.”
>”And now you’re in debt. Heck, how will you even make it to college? Delivering pizza will get you nowhere.”
>“Let me be the one to worry about that. I’ll make sure to pay both their part.”
>”Ah can’t believe it, it’s got everything! Leather seats, custom tires…” Applejack says before letting out a wolf-whistle, “this sure is a beauty of a car.”
>”Don’t forget about the cupholder!”
>Anon pops up the hood.
>”And the engine is tuned as well. Yep, driving around the city will be fun with this puppy!”
>”Oh my, looks very powerful. Please be careful Anon…” Fluttershy says.
>”Careful? Why?”
>”I don’t want you to have an accident Anon, most people our age don’t take driving seriously.”
>Anon chuckles.
>”Aww Flutters, I appreciate your concerns, but my dad taught me everything he knows. Besides, how many times have I driven you all with no problem?”
>”I just want you to be safe Anon, that’s all…” Fluttershy says as she fidgets with her fingers with a cute smile on her face.
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>>30365398

>Pinkie Pie interrupts.
>”Say Nonny, how ‘bout you teach us how to drive? I mean, it’s only fair after what you did last Friday.”
“PINKIE PIE!” You yell at her.
>”I wouldn’t mind doing that. If you really want to learn how to drive then I guess I could-” Anon says in a stern way.
“You don’t have to-“
>”YAAAY! NONNY WILL TEACH US HOW TO DRIVE!” Pinkie says.
>”Count me out, I already know how to drive,” Rainbow Dash, “it’s still a nice vehicle dude.”
>Anon snaps his fingers.
>”Now that you mention it…I asked EZ to add something special on it. That bastard sure is talented.”
>Anon invites Dash to take a look at the car’s rear.
>”WHOA!”
>”Like it?”
>You and your friends wonder what’s going on, so you all decide to take a look.
>It’s Rainbow Dash’s cutie mark! It’s been welded on the vehicle’s rear.
>Or rather…human Dash’s beloved symbol.

>Rainbow Dash: +50

>”Yep, he made my car even better. If it weren’t for you and your dad I wouldn’t have even done so many things with my old car. What do you think?”
>”Oh my gosh oh my gosh…dude, it’s beautiful! A-and you remembered we, I mean, you…I-I don’t even.”
>Rainbow Dash: +70
>”Aww…I can’t be mad at you anymore Anon!” She happily says as she jumps on Anon’s arms, “you’re the best!”
>”Whoa!”
>Anon loses balance and falls on his butt as Rainbow falls on Anon’s face.
>”I-I’m so sorry Anon, I was a complete-“
>Anon places a finger on her lips.
>Wow, they sure are close.
>”Hmph!” Rarity looks away.
>”Hey Dash…It’s okay. Don’t say anything, I forgive you.”
>Rainbow smiles at him.
>”Will I see you today at practice?”
>”M-Me?! But, I ruined everything! The girls hate me!”
>”No they don’t…I’ll speak to them first, and then you’ll apologize to them. How ‘bout that?”
>”…Fine.”

>Rainbow Dash: +100
>Rarity: -30
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>Applejack chuckles.
>”Would you look at her, and just before you got here she was still badmouthin’ you Anon!”
>”APPLEJACK!” Rainbow yells at her, all flustered.
>Anon lets out a laugh.
>”Yeah, I was totally expecting that to happen. I still wanted to make things right with her.”
>Rainbow Dash helps Anon to stand up.
>”We better get going, classes will begin at any minute now.”
“Yeah…”
>You and the rest of the girls walk towards the building.
“Uh, guys?”
>”We’ll catch up with you in a minute!” Anon says, “I still have something to say to Dash.”
“Very well then, see ya.”

>You’re now Rainbow Dash.
>Anon wants to talk with you.
>”Dash, I’m sorry I didn’t go to the party.”
“Yeah…Applejack explained everything to me. I get it Anon, your goody-two-shoes attitude and your desire to help that girl. Tell me one thing…”
>”Hmm?”
“Does that Moondancer girl mean anything to you?”
>”Well, she saved my-“
“You know what I meant.”
>”She’s just a good friend of mine who looks up to me, does that bother you?”
“Just a friend?”
>”Yes…”
>You sigh.
“I guess I messed everything up didn’t I? My friends were right after all…I-I’m so sorry Anon, can we try this again?”
>”Try what again?”
“Being close friends, you and I.”
>”I’d like that Dash, but let me warn you though. I think I’m done with romantic relationships for now.”
“Aww…”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYvOmpJtv0
>You messed up your chance.
>Anon won’t be your boyfriend anymore.
>”It’s for the best Rainbow. I tend to ruin everything up…”
“It’s not only your fault Anon, it’s mine as well. I’ve been a horrible friend to you all these time, because it’s really hard to accept these feelings.”
>”What feelings?”
>You take a deep breath.
”Anon?”
>”Yeah?”
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>>30365419

“I-I love you, you big dummy! I really do! I’ve had a crush on you since the day I saw you!”
>Anon puts on a smug smile.
”Don’t mock me! I’m serious!” You say as you hit Anon’s chest with both your fists. “AARGH! This was a mistake!”
>Anon embraces you.
“!”
>“I know Dashie, I know…and I love everything about you too, your rough personality, your jealousness…sometimes of course, you always look cute every time you get flustered.”
>You can feel a blush forming on your cheeks.
>”Just like that.”
>Anon breaks the hug and bends his spine a bit to meet your eyes.
>”So, how should I put this? Do you want to be my, ‘special’ friend?”
“Y-you mean?”
>”Yep,” Anon interrupts, “we’ll be able to do stuff together, just as ‘friends’, if you catch my drift.”
“…Alright.”
>You place your hands on his chest.
“I already know you enough to know what that means, you big perv…”
>Anon places a hand on your waist.
>”You’re gonna be okay with that?”
“Yeah, if it means Rarity won’t burst into us while we get kinky then I’m okay with it.”
>Anon chuckles.
>”Who knows, perhaps she’ll join us one day,” he says with a dirty chuckle.
“Don’t get cocky now Anon…”
>Anon leans in for a kiss.
“!”
>You try your best to resist. But it’s no use.
>Anon breaks up the kiss.
“Well, I’m sure gonna enjoy this.”

>Rainbow Dash: +200
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>>30365428

>Miles away from there.
>https://youtu.be/OgztDTZjKao
>”It’s fucking gone! EVERYTHING!” Dark Blood yells.
>”We’ll never recover from these losses…” Pink Penny says.
>”And it’s because this little fuck right here!” Dark Blood says as she grabs a shotgun and aims it to Silver Fang’s head.
>”Boss! I swear! It was not my fault, the Canterlot Maniac destroyed all the remaining warehouses in one night!”
>Dark Blood cocks the shotgun and aims it at Silver Fang’s head.
>”THE CANTERLOT MANIAC IS A STUDENT! FROM CANTERLOT HIGH!”
>”You really think I’ll buy that shit?! You’re telling me a lanky teen killed most of your and my men in one week?!”
>”He didn’t do it by himself! A girl helped him! I saw her!”
>Pink Penny tries to calm Dark Blood.
>”Boss?”
>Dark Blood hits Pink Penny with the butt of the shotgun, making Penny fall on his back.
>”Shut up you fat fuck! This is your fault as well! You said taking Canterlot over wouldn’t be a problem! Most of the cops are already on our payroll! I’m losing money every minute that passes!”
>Dark Blood aims the gun once again at Silver Fang.
>”This guy, how did he look?”
>”He was wearing a Canterlot High letterman jacket…and that mask. I wasn’t able to observe him for long, I tried to ram him but he jumped out of my way, making me crash into a lamp post. After the accident I regained consciousness and I got out of there…and noticed something flying around…a drone.”
>”A drone?”
>”Yeah…I got out of that accident alive and walked away from that freak while he got distracted shooting at the rest of your men, minutes later then I saw for a brief moment a girl driving the red car into the facility.”
>”How did she look?”
>”Light yellow skin, red hair with highlights, she was wearing glasses. I bet she was the one helping that bastard…”
>”…”
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>>30365434

>”How did she look?”
>”Light yellow skin, red hair with highlights, she was wearing glasses. I bet she was the one helping that bastard…”
>”…”
>”I swear that’s the story. I’ll get Gilda to find that bastard and that girl and they will pay!”
>Dark Blood throws away the shotgun.
>”You bought yourself some time, get to it then…find the girl first. Then bring me the man. If what you say is true look around the buildings.”
>Dark Blood sighs.
>”My drugs, my girls…I’m losing everything to this Canterlot Maniac. The cops don’t know anything…”
>Dark Blood dials a number on his cellphone.
>[”…”]
>”Come on, answer the phone ya bitch.”
>[”Yeah?”]
>”Detective Bright Light. Got any info on our suspect yet?”
>[”I’m doing the best I can Mr. Blood.”]
>”Your best isn’t good enough, my boy Fang here has something on a possible assistant, a young teenage girl. Find me this yellow-skinned, red-haired girl, possibly a student from the high schools in this city.”
>[“I’ll do whatever I can.”]
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>>30365441
>Yellow skinned red haired

They're gonna go after Sunset.
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>>30366303
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>>30365441
ITS HAPPENING
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Does anyone here know if the story this anon was talking about was ever posted? >>30253642
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>>30366303
>mfw
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>>30367117
Wasn't the rest of the green in that thread his?
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>>30368076
I don't think so, at least I would hope not considering there was no mention of feet in it. He didn't say it was him who mentioned writing earlier too.
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I might write a little more today.

Right now I'm just debating the coaching thing and how to do that. It's got it's own thread but I don't think anyone's going to want to 'coach'(edit the ai) of their waifu.

Then again, this is an option so people who complain about their waifu losing need to realize that maybe they should've been coaching their waifu.

Like Rarity, AJ, Sonata, Adagio, or Glimmer still being in Babbies.
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>>30369799
Do it.
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Paging Cosmic Butthole or Write It Right, please write more WM greentext.

TIA.
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So which Equestria Girl would you love to impregnate
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>>30371383
Trixie, Vice Principal Luna, Starlight Glimmer, Principal Celestia and Rarity. All five of my waifus.
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>>30371498
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu.
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>>30371515
Yes I get it, funny meme and all that. I don't fucking care.
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Im totally okay with starlight glimmer joining the EG cast as the Mane8
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>>30371498
>all five of my waifus
I hope you die in a gutter.
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>>30371498
>All five of my waifus
>waifus
>S
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>>30365441

>Lunch time.
>You’re now Anon.
>It does feel good to sit at the table your friends always choose to eat their lunch.
>This time, there’s no more drama involved.
>”Welcome back Anon,” Applejack says, “boy we sure missed ya!”
“Thanks Jackie,” you say before taking a sip of your soup.
>But just mere seconds before the spoon reaches your lips you can feel a hand pulling you by the hair.
“AAH!”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuPI7tk9B8
>”ANON! I’ve been wantin’ to talk to ya…you and I have a score to settle.”
“Big Mac?”
>”BIG MAC?!” Applejack freaks out, “what are you doing?!”
>”Just what I said to his friend, that I was gonna give Anon a well-deserved knuckle sandwich on Monday.”
“WHOA…MAC! I CAN EXPL-”
>Big Mac pulls your hair harder and with the other fist he blows you a very strong punch which makes you land on your back, the back of your head hitting the hard floor first.
>Fuck! That really hurt.
>”ANON!” The six of your friends yell at the same time.
>You wince in pain, taking your hands to the back of your head and rolling on the floor.
“Agghh…what did you do that for?”
>Applejack stands up and stands in between Big Mac and yourself.
>”Stop it brother! I forgave Anon already!”
>Big Macintosh shoves Applejack to his side.
>”Step aside Applejack! This good for nuthin’ snake ruined the Formal! And an offense to our family name needs to be taken care of! Get up ya’ coward!”
>Big Mac lifts you from the floor and throws you across the table, making you knock over your friends’ lunches.
>You land on the other side of the table.
>Damn this fucker sure is strong…and extremely pissed off!
>”Don’t do this Mac! Will ya listen to me?!” Applejack begs, “Featherweight was the one responsible! Not Anon!”
>”Umm…technically speaking-“ Pinkie Pie says before she’s interrupted by Sunset Shimmer.
>”Darling!” Rarity cries as she sees you land on the floor, next to the other side of the table.
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>Every teen present in the cafeteria is witnessing the ass kicking you’re getting.
>”Coach!” Derpy yells.
>”Kick his ass Big Mac!” Midnight Blue yells.
>”Yeah! Break one of his legs!” Snips yells.
>You try to stand up, but Big Mac quickly rushes in and kicks your right arm in the exact same area where you got shot two nights ago.
“AAAGGGH!” You yell, “MY ARM!”
>”ANON!” You can hear Sonata, “Please stand up!”
>”This oughta be good,” Aria Blaze says.
>Applejack holds onto Big Mac’s arms.
>”THAT’S ENOUGH MISTER!” Applejack yells, but her voice falls on deaf ears.
>You try to stand up, but fail.
>Rarity quickly acts and slides in between you and Big Macintosh as he was about to land the final hit.
>”Rarity…move!” Big Mac says.
>”I will not! Leave Anon alone…or else!”
>”…”
“Ra-Rarity…”

>Rarity: +40
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>>30372301

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODc6tck1yCU
>Big Mac calms down.
>”Fine…this isn’t over Anon! As soon as the clock marks 3 o’clock you’ll be a dead man. If you’re a man enough you’ll be at the parking lot.”
>Well shit.
>Big Mac turns around and walks out of the cafeteria.
>Rarity quickly turns around and kneels down to check on you.
>”Are you alright dearie?” She says as she cleans your face with one of her custom and perfumed handkerchiefs.
“I’m not sure Rarity…my arm really hurts.”
>”Let me check if there’-“
“DON’T!”
>Your sudden shout scared Rarity.
“I-I mean don’t worry…it’s nothing.”
>Rarity shrugs it off and keeps cleaning your face and clothes, they’re all messy.
>Pinkie Pie slides her finger across your soup-stained shirt and licks it afterwards.
>”Yummy!”
>Everyone’ll get suspicious if they discover the bullet wound.
>You only hope it doesn’t start bleeding.
“Thanks for saving my sorry ass Rares,” you say with a smile on your face, “you’re amazing.”
>Rarity blushes.
>”You’re welcome dear Anon. Ton beau derrière is always worth saving.”
>You love it when Rarity speaks French, although you didn’t understand what she said.
>Rarity: +70
>”Oh man! I got it all on video!” Snips says, “sucks to be you Anon! It’s uploading to the internet right now. A girl stood up for you! How humiliating!”
>Rarity stands up and snatches Snips’ phone away from his hands and slams it as hard as she can on the floor.
>”MY PHONE!”
>”Ooohhh…a girl broke your phone. How embarrassing indeed,” Rarity mockingly says.
>”S-screw you Rarity!” Snips says while sobbing, picking up the pieces of his destroyed phone.
>You let out a laugh.
>Rarity: +90
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>You stand up and stretch your body.
>Your head really hurts.
>”Anon! I-I’m so sorry, Mac never acts like that! He really-”
“It’s okay Jackie, you did what you could,” you sigh, “boy…I really can’t go a day without getting hurt huh?”
>Most girls present in the cafeteria get near to check up on you.
>https://youtu.be/bAWggMTA9ZU?t=1m12s
>”Are you okay Anon?” Sonata asks, “did that big meanie hit you hard?”
>”You okay coach?” Derpy asks.
>”Whoa, Anon…damn, your face looks terrible”
>The guys look at you with hatred.
>Sandy Lemon comes closer and tries to help you out, so does the rest of the soccer team, much to Midnight Bell’s dismay.
>”Alright girls, that’s enough.”
>This is totally not good.
>Now the guys will hate you even more.
>”Please don’t fight Mac Anon! You’ll get seriously hurt!” Sandy says.
“Who said I was gonna fight him?”
>”Huh?”
>”What are you, some sort of coward?” Flash Sentry asks.
>”Hohoho,” Zephyr Breeze says, “his technique has gotten even worse.”
>Not that faggot! He’s here as well?
“He’s Applejack’s brother after all.”
>Applejack puts on a big smile and hugs you.
>Rarity smiles as well.
>You’ve tasted your first defeat.
>But what can you do?
>You’ve done so much horrible shit in the last week, you are frankly sick of it.
>Besides, Silver Fang’s warehouses have been destroyed. His operation has been critically hit.
>You can finally catch a small break.
“Does it look bad?” You ask Rarity as you point at your face.
>”It looks different, but a big kiss on those booboos should be enough to cure them don’t you think?” Rarity says before placing a kiss on your sore cheek.

>Rarity: +100
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>>30372358
I wonder what exactly will go wrong...
Will the gang interfere after school?
Will Big Mac ruin Anon's car and piss him off?
Or something else will come up?

Thanks for the update senpai.
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>>30372414
How about every fucking thing, you idiot?
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>>30372358
OK Anon, what do you do when Mac comes?

Me hago bolita
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>>30371498
Please kill yourself
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>>30372358
What kind of cheap shoting faggot pulls hair?

Not cool Mac.
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>>30325608
>Thread pic features qt Sugarcoat
>Not a single green with her here
No one loves her.
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>>30372358
>All the girls are on Anon's side (except for Aria, but who knows what hides under that bitchy exterior).
>All the boys either don't care what happens to him or actively want to see him get his shit pushed in for getting so much female attention (and other reasons).
>Entering into a friends-with-benefits type thing with Rainbow, in addition to what he already has going on with Fluttershy, and with the apparent intent to get Rarity into it as well.
>The cops are looking for someone matching Moon Dancer's description.
>Dark Ember knows where the Canterlot Maniac goes to school.
>The Formal is still weeks away.
This wood-pile is ready to go up in flames - whether it slowly smoulders away or goes up in a conflagration, the result will be the same.
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>>30368096
Fuck. Maybe he decided to bail out? As far that I can think, that seems to be the only option.
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>>30374237
And Sunset's description also.
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>>30374267
Have you been checking "eqg shitposts" I feel as if I have been, but I haven't seen anything.
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>>30374364
It usually ends up to Glim vs Shim, or just the occasional Glim shitposters taking over the threads.
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What kind of flavors is glimmers icecream
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>>30374480
Holy fuck, look at how low cut her shirt is. I know it's a "kid's movie", so there's little to no cleavage anywhere by default, but hot damn. One more half inch and you should be able to see nipple.
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>>30374773

the eqg movies have been getting lewder and lewder with each one, especially friendship games had boobs and butts everywhere
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Writefriends please write a story about starlight glimmer giving anon a sloppy blowjob like she sloppily licks that icecream, ending in vanilla virgin sex
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>>30374783
Seriously, I know this screencap is posted a lot but I still can't really believe this aired -- just look at it! Skin-tight spandex literally showing the outline of her butt and sideboob? More please, DHX
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>>30374912

I prefer the other angle wheres she stretching against the door
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>>30374921
I agree her pose is sexier in this one (as opposed to hunched over in the previous one) but you can't see her individual butt cheeks like you can in the other one.
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>>30374952
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>>30374952

Now THAT wants to make me want to cum inside rainbow dash
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>>30374952
>>30374912
>>30374773
Calling it now, Hasbro has seen these types of comments and when the specials air in the US over the next 3 weeks they will be edited to be less hot
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>>30375020
When has that ever happened
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Can male villains in EqG work?
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>>30376496

Please link me the full version
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>>30376523
Nope, got it from here
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would you go kiting with starlight
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Here's a new match from me. No commentary, but hey, Fatal 6-Way!

Trixie vs Rainbow Dash vs Sunset Shimmer vs Pinkie Pie vs Applejack vs Adagio Dazzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5WSfv42gaA
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Did Sunset or Starlight eat meat without realizing what it was when they first came to human world?
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>>30377009
they definitely ate some meat if you know what I mean.
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>>30376843
A big yes. Especially if I was Trixie. We'd do really, really really girly things together.
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>>30376857
Trixie is best
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>>30379173
You could coach(do her AI edits) her if you wanted to, Anon.
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Page 8 bump
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>>30372358
Nice.
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page 8 bumperino
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>>30371515
>>30372007
>>30372184
>>30372749
There is literally nothing wrong with having five waifus.
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>>30383442
Except not understanding what the basic waifu concept is.
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>>30384092
>le waifu culture
>everyone follow or your a cuck
Eat a dick lad
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>>30384237
Oh, did you learn a new word? Your mommy and daddy must be so proud. Soon, you'll be able to not be a disappointment to them. Oh, wait. Of course not.
Or am I supposed to be crying in the corner because you insulted me by calling me lad and told me to eat a dick?
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>>30384436
Wew lad. Good job getting mad cause someone called out your autistic fictional waifu "culture".
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>>30384451
So I'm supposed to be mad? OK. I was seriously confused. I one I was supposed to be butthurt by the comment, but I didn't know if I was supposed to be mad or sad. Thenk you for the clarification.
Way to stoned on painkillers at the moment.
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>>30384583
>Painkillers
At least you had something for your butthurt right away.
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>>30384928
So when's the EQG visual novel coming out?
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>>30385855

February 31st.
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Do any of you happen to know the font used in the EQG logo?
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>>30385855
Some dude on Discord said he's making his own just the other day
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>>30386405
what discord?
can you link it?
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>the mane7 are doing carwash in dance magic
>no lewd art or greens about them carwashing in swimsuits/naked

Someone get to it!
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>>30386829
aren't the human ones called the main 7?
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>>30386840
They're called the humane 7
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>>30386483
Nah I just know this guy, he told me in DMs he was busy "pseudo-drawing" to make a VN. I don't know what that means but he's definitely doing something and dedicating a shit ton of time to it. Seemed enthusiastic about being in it for the long haul too, even said no when I offered to chip in. So shit we might actually see a visual novel some day in the future if this dude manages to pull this off alone.
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>>30387990
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>>30372358
Anon will have Pear Butter meet him in the parking lot.
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>>30389880
But she's dead.
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New requested match uploaded, Zecora(Newly Made) vs Chryssi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGRYCb1qzBQ
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>>30389977
>Zecora and Chrysalis wrestling
This puts lewd thoughts in my head
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>>30357528
Half a year later...

>>30355055
>You hang around the front of the mall.
>It has been rough for you during these last few hours.
>You told your mother that you did the job, and decided to hang out with Norman for a while.
>Thankfully, the garden hose outside removed the apple cider from your skin, but she questioned on why you were soaking wet.
>At least you put on a show, arguing that it was hot as hell and you worked to the point of exhaustion.
>She eased up on you, seeing that you were heated.
>You almost believed that the anger you expressed was genuine.
>Maybe you’re fooling yourself.
>But then again, all of this stress is getting to you.
>These girls are relentless, and now you have to deal with this one for weeks on end, or else your ass in on the chopping block.
>You start to pull out your hair, losing your mind on how you’re going to last this long before something drastic happens.
>”Hey, dude!” Norman walks up to you, waving his hand to get your attention. “What’s going on? You look like shit.”
“Thanks. That really did make me feel better.” You answer in a bitter tone to your voice.
>”It’s a joke, lighten up.”
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>>30390632
>The jingling of keys can be heard, getting louder and louder with each passing step from a local worker.
>”Huh, that’s a first.” Thunderlane comments. “Guessing you guys can’t wait for that sale over in GameStop?”
>”Not today, we’re going shoe shopping.”
>He stops jingling the keys.
>”Right… Hope you two get some sick kicks.”
>He unlock the doors and walks on in.
“Shoe shopping?”
>”Hey, you were the one that wanted to go somewhere new this time. What else is there?”
“How about Venus Paradise?” You jokingly say, failing to contain your chuckle.
>”If we do, you’re buying me something there.”
>You and Norman walk on in.
“Looks like someone’s into crossdressing.”
>He pushes you away.
>You feel much better with that dumb joke, now all you need is to avoid--
>”Hello, would you like to--” You stop and look around the corner to see Fluttershy handing out flyers next to the fountain.
>”O-oh! Anon!” She waives a flyer in the air. “Over here!”
>You are five seconds away from ripping off your eyelids and swim inside the bleach-tainted fountain to rid of your burning hatred.
>”I have some good news about the scheduling for the next few weeks!”

More later tonight or tomorrow.
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>>30389933
No she's just on vacation.
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>>30390700
Fucking Fluttershy

>>30390886
Don't lie to yourself m8
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>>30386483
>>30388254
>>30386483
We've been talking about one ever since smut anon dropped the entire project

I wasent in the project with smut anon but from what I herd that 13 said is that they couldent work together because of egos clashing. Ive tried drawing here and there but drawing isn't my strong suit.
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>>30392054
Wait, Smut dropped out of the VN, when?
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>>30392054
it's a real shame that it's gone, Luna was cute as hell.
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Lyra was too
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>>30374952
>this gets an entire thread
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Does anyone have a link to the english version of mirror magic? One that works on mobile preferably, I want to stream it to my TV.
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>>30394662
Literally 5 seconds on google lazybones.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5q2hzi
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>>30394891
I found that one, but it doesn't work over mobile.
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>>30395020
Phone normies get out.
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>>30395020
You sure? It works for me, although I prefer watching on computer.
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>>30395825
>he didn't read my previous post
I want to stream it to my TV you autist.
>>30395878
I guess it's the sort I use. Some videos don't open on this.
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Back from the family vacation, so here's a new update I spent more time proofreading than I should!

Previously: https://pastebin.com/vrxqd0z8
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>>30397252
Day -6520 (Day 160 of the year 2018)

>”And then I said ‘it’s in the refrigerator!’”
>The pink-haired girl burst out laughing on the other side of the table.
>You politely chuckled, and you noticed Rainbow Dash did the same.
>Even though you didn’t find everything that came out of Pinkie's mouth hilarious, if she didn’t get a reaction from her crowd she always seemed to get mopey, so you tried your best to play along.
>Luckily, she didn’t seem to notice you faking it, and happily kept talking after she was done gasping for air.
>”Anyway, I gave it back to her, I don’t think she got too hung up about it.”
>”Pinkie?” a voice called out from behind the counter, and your friend’s eyes seemed to widen as she heard it.
>”Oh shit, I’m still on duty! I’ll catch up with you later, alright?”
>Like a pink blur, she flew out of her seat, grabbed her apron and before you knew it, Pinkie Pie had disappeared from your table.
>You turned around to take another sip of your milkshake when you noticed Rainbow Dash sighing in relief.
>She pushed her own drink aside and leaned over the table, getting as close as she could without leaving her seat.
>”Thanks for coming with me today.” She whispered. “Lately she’s been getting kinda… clingy.”
>You let go of your straw and put the glass back down on the table before leaning back in your seat and crossing your arms.
“Well, it IS the end of the semester. Everyone’s going their own way now, I don’t exactly blame her.”
>She stared down into the checkered tablecloth and sighed again.
>”I know, I know, but the air force thing isn’t exactly trivial. I’ve been working towards this my whole life.”
“I don’t think anyone’s asking you to give it all up. Just don’t distance yourself from everyone, you probably won’t see them again for some time.”
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>>30397263
>A few moments of calming silence passed where all you could hear were the distant humming of fridges and clashing of ceramic back in the kitchen.
>The fluorescent lights illuminated the dining hall of Sugarcube Corner, and it bounced off the shimmering checkered floor, leaving behind bright spots, like windows into a mirrored world.
>The brightness of the room was only enhanced by the large windows looking out into streets soaked in darkness and the deep purple sky left behind by the sun.
>After the sudden break-in a few years ago Miss Cupcake decided to renovate the place.
>If anyone would tell you it had seen better days, there was no way you could believe it.
>In your eyes, the corner had never looked better.
>It had taken the look of a retro diner, complete with neon lights, clashing cyan and red color schemes, and even an old mechanical cash register.
>Now they served more than just pastries and sweets, as students from your school would often pop in for lunch or just to have a place to stay after classes.
>None of those were your favorite parts about the new corner though.
>You grabbed your ice-cold glass and took another sip of your fluffy beverage, watching the bright crimson cherry sink farther down towards the bottom.
“God damn,” you said after putting it back down. “That’s a pretty fuckin’ good milkshake.”
>Your reminiscence was cut short, however, when a radio on the counter a few feet away flared to life, whining and chirping as if it was an old dial-up modem.
>Amidst the white noise you could make out the voice of a man, probably a news anchor based on his tone, broadcasting a message.
>”...appears to be an unidentified rotating aircraft above sweet apple...residents to exercise caution…”
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>>30397278
>Around the corner from the kitchen emerged Miss Cupcake, hasting over to the radio to shut it off.
>Judging from her expression, she clearly seemed bothered by what she heard, and wiped her hands on a towel she had hanging around her waist while shaking her head.
>”Those darn feds and their fear mongering.” She sighed, giving you and Rainbow Dash a warm smile before returning to her duties.
>You shook your head and turned your attention back to your drink, but what awaited you instead was Rainbow Dash’s intense look of wonder.
>”Didja hear that!?” she whispered to you as best as she could in her state.
“The broken up and obviously non-discernible message? Yeah, I think everyone did.”
>She shook her head quickly, dismissing your uninterested tone immediately.
>”No, you doof. Didn’t you hear what they said? ‘Unidentified rotating aircraft!’”
“So what.” you scoffed.
>”Last time I checked, aircrafts didn’t rotate.”
“Look.” you said, leaning over the table just like Dash was and met her halfway across. “Twilight forced me to stay for lectures for hours on end today, and I have a nice glass of some really nice milkshake I’d like to finish, so…”
>”No way.” Rainbow Dash cut you off before abruptly standing up and grabbing your hand. “I’m gonna check it out, and you’re coming with me!”
>Before you could announce your dismay with the situation, you were already standing up and sprinting out the front doors, your hand locked behind the fastest person you knew.
>This wasn’t going to be your night.
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>>30397285
>Layers of leaves softly crackled against the forest bed as you rushed between the trunks, leaping over roots and dodging the occasional branch.
>In the corner of your eye you saw the rainbow colored blur leading you on through the dim woods.
>The night muffled and blinded you like a blanket, but Rainbow Dash seemed to know exactly where she was going, and you followed suit.
>You ran for what felt like forever before the forest grew brighter around you.
>Ahead you noticed the moon peaking over a dark cloud, illuminating a forest clearing.
>Through the trees you could see the morning haze already covering the ground, obscuring it and bending the weak nightly glow in all kinds of hypnotizing manners.
>Your friend slowed down and came to a halt at the edge of the woods, crouching down near the base of an oak while catching her breath.
>You took the opportunity to look around you in an attempt to find out where you were, and immediately you spotted the familiar sight of the Sweet Apple orchards.
>A wide and open glade separated you from the farm.
>Everything had taken on a dark blue shade, and from your position you could see the moonlight bouncing off of the apple trees, outlining them in a brilliant crescent light.
>You never went outside this late at night, so these sights were fairly new to you.
>The lack of light pollution in the area also granted you a sight which you had never seen before.
>From behind the moon, a celestial chain of stars swerved across the sky, linking one end of the horizon to the next.
>You hadn’t seen this many lights in one place before in your life, and the thought of how far away they were sent chills down your spine and made you dizzy.
>Your train of thoughts were cut short as Rainbow Dash backhanded you in your leg, granting her your attention.
>You looked down at her, and noticed she was pointing towards the orchard ahead.
>As you followed her gesture, you saw something more peculiar.
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>>30397291
>A cloud of dust made its way across the landscape, kicking up gravel and pebbles along the edge of the farm.
>Over one of the hills, a pitch black van rose from the tall grass, rocketing through the clearing towards the mountains to the west.
>Just before it came clear of the farm, it slowed down to a full stop aggressively, and three people in white overalls hopped out of the back doors.
>Before you could blink, they were gone among the trees.
>”I think we just found our destination.” Rainbow Dash said schemingly as she rose to her feet, dusting off her bright blue hoodie.
>She waved you along as she set off on a mad dash through the fields, and you sighed to yourself as you once again followed after her.
>With complete disregard for your non-athletic condition, Rainbow Dash was already on the other side of the field as you waded through the impossibly tall lawn.
>You could barely peek over the straws, and you moved as quickly as you could without being careless.
>She just got lucky, you thought, there had to be something down there that could have tripped her over had she stepped a little to the side.
>Luckily, you made it across without plummeting into the depths of the grass jungle as well, and ran over to your friend who hid behind the nearest tree.
>Looking around the corner, you saw a bright glow coming through the forest, and many other cones of light frantically waving around, lighting up the tree crowns and along the ground.
>It was impossible to see what was happening on the other side, as the lights covered the entire woods.
>Your eyes had been so adjusted to the warm and dark night that you had to shield yourself from the fluorescent wall.
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>>30397305
>”Well?” Rainbow Dash inquired bellow you as you came back around behind the trunk.
“Well what?” you answered back, trying to rub away the pattern which had burnt itself into your eyes.
>”Well, are you done analyzing everything? Let’s go have a look already!”
>Before you could say another word, she had already taken a firm hold around your wrist once again and dragged you out through the orchard.
>The trees had all been planted in straight lines, so melding with the shadows was fairly easy in case anyone were to be on the lookout.
>You kept hopping from tree to tree, staying low and out of the floodlights until you reached a security tape with a strange pattern on it.
>Having adjusted to the new level of illumination, you could clearly make out what looked like stylized wings embracing a triangular shape repeated along the tape.
>There were no letters or abbreviations, so whoever was behind this operation clearly wanted to stay anonymous to the public.
>”Woah!” Rainbow Dash whispered next to you, almost right into your ear.
>You both had curled up close behind an apple tree, hidden from sight from most directions.
>You looked over to her peeking over your shoulder, and saw her jaw had dropped.
>You quickly looked around the trunk as well, and it didn’t take long before you followed her example.
>Suspended in the air above the orchard hovered what looked like a shimmering metal disc, perfectly still and unresponsive to its surroundings.
>It was an organic shape, with round corners and clean, flat surfaces.
>Its body seemed to reflect light back even brighter, and its hull was glittering in all manner of different striped patterns, rapidly changing and evolving.
>Underneath was a thick ring of blue light surrounding a circle with the same surface as the rest of the outside.
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>>30397309
>The incredible sight almost left you blind to the bustling crowd underneath the object.
>Different crates were set up along the ground with an array of different scientific equipment, and a small army of people in white hazmat suits stood around waving metal rods towards the floating object.
>Surrounding them were a few men in black kevlar suits and masks, all of them sporting rifles strapped around their chest.
>They were all wandering circles around the security tape, so it was a wonder you hadn’t been spotted yet.
>”Is that what I think it is?” Rainbow Dash exclaimed as loud as she could while still whispering.
“Haven’t you seen enough movies to know by now?” you answered, trying to keep your cool.
>”This is so cool, dude! Look at those soldiers! These people must have some resources to pull this kind of operation off.”
“I’m kind of worried. They don’t have a name, and I’ve never seen this symbol before…”
>”Pff… This shit’s all over the news. If officials have been sent here, these are probably the ones.”
>You found yourself worrying more about the people on the ground rather than what you actually came here to see.
>Rainbow Dash sighed in disappointment behind you when you didn’t pay attention to her talking, so she grabbed your head and lifted it towards the floating object.
>”Look dude…” she said, slightly annoyed. “If you’re gonna analyse stuff, analyse this for me!”
>She pointed towards the impressive looking craft, and you were immediately pulled out of your thoughts when you noticed something strange.
”Wait a minute.” you said to yourself.
>On closer inspection, what seemed like an outside hull made of a brushed metal seemed to be vibrating slightly.
>But there was something more to it than that.
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>>30397313
“Oh shit.”
>”What? What do you see?”
“Look at the sides. The brushed patterns rapidly changing.”
>”Yeah, and what about it?”
“It’s not changing… It really is rotating!”
>”HEY! What are you doing here?!” a voice beckoned from the clearing.
>Both you and Rainbow Dash’s attention were ripped from the craft instantly, and your heart started racing.
>One of the soldiers had spotted you, and was quickly making his way over to where you sat hunched behind a tree.
>”Shit, move!” Rainbow Dash yelled, smacked you on the shoulder, and tore up the ground under her as she hightailed back through the orchard as fast as she could.
>It didn’t take long before you sprang up yourself, launching yourself up from the trunk and sprinting into the darkness.
>Whatever care you took in treading the ground before were now completely disregarded, as you dug your feet into the soft forest bed and whipping up whatever dead plant matter unlucky enough to find itself beneath you.
>Every step you took felt like a hammer against an anvil, slamming into the ground and ripping it apart just to gain some extra speed.
>You didn’t even bother looking behind you as you flew through the woods in a whirlwind of leaves and barnacles.
>This organization was unlike any you had seen before, and if you learned anything from that one miserable year at law school, you knew they could probably do anything to you and get away with it.
>You were not about to get locked up for something like this.
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>>30397328
>As you rounded a tree, you felt something claw your arm into an iron grip, and you almost flew forward before being dragged behind it and silenced with a strong palm around your mouth.
>You wanted to scream, but your heightened senses quickly picked up on the familiar high-pitched heavy breathing behind you, so you managed to silence yourself.
>As you tried to restrict the amount of noise you made catching your breath, you could hear a dozen heavy footsteps galloping through the woods, shouting orders to each other.
>The flickering cones of light searched through the trees, attempting to lock onto anything that moved.
>So you kept still.
>For what felt like hours you stood there, your back pressed against the assuring breaths of your friend.
>Her nervous heart beating was the only thing which kept some sense of safety in you.
>Eventually, her hand slipped away from your mouth, and she removed her iron lock around your waist.
>Carefully, you both listened.
>Looking around the corners revealed the torchlights of the bloodhound soldiers had subsided, and not a sound could be heard except the warm summer breeze rustling through the treetops.
>You still didn’t feel safe, but at least you didn’t feel hunted anymore.
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>>30397263
>>30397278
>>30397285
>>30397291
>>30397305
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>>30397313
>>30397328
>>30397335

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Another way too long update out of the way. And as always, thanks for reading.
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>>30397347
Proofreading is always good. You can't go wrong on making sure it's to your best. Thanks for the green.
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10 really?
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>>30397347
Great work, man.
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>>30397347
Thanks fag
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>>30372358

“And I thought you’d end up hating me forever Rares.”
>”Of course not Anonymous, you were right…I have no right to judge you over the things you’ve done to me, although Applejack had to help me understand why you did what you did,” Rarity says with a sigh, “and thus I’ll have to apologize for that.”
“Rares?”
>”So here it goes, I’m so sorry Anonymous,” she says being completely sincere, “will you be able to forgive me?”
“I already have Rares.”
>”Aww Anon,” she says before squeezing you with her arms.
“NGH-” you mutter.
>”Oh my, d-did I hurt you Anon?”
>Rarity squeezed her body against your arm.
>Moondancer didn’t get the bullet out of your arm last Sunday, and every time something touches it hurts.
“I-it’s okay Rares, don’t worry.”
>The bell rings.
>Time for class.
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>>30400405

>3 hours later.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZTlNehpLgc
>The classes have ended for the day.
>You’re kind of nervous.
>Big Mac is quite strong.
>And you’re in no condition of fighting.
>He really whooped your ass back in the cafeteria.
>”Hehe, you better don’t miss your appointment you coward,” Snips says as he passes by your locker.
>”Yeah…you’re done for Anon!” Snails says.
“Assholes,” you only mutter.
>Rose Heart looks quite concerned over you.
>”Y-you don’t have to fight against him Anon.”
“And I won’t Rose…” you say with a smile.
>You close your locker and proceed to walk outside the building.
>”Sugarcube!”
>You turn around and look at Applejack running towards you.
“Jackie? What’s the matter?”
>”Please Anon! Don’t fight with my brother! This is nothing but a misunderstanding.”
“Don’t worry, I won’t. And I think you’re making an understatement right there…this is a colossal goat fuck.”
>Applejack looks worried.
>”You know what the worst part is? He’s not gonna take a no for an answer! If our family name is tarnished then we must act to restore its honor.”
“And how exactly is kicking my ass gonna do that?”
>”Duh, our family is very, VERY traditional…after all, we -uh, we’ve had lots of shotgun weddings in the past,” Applejack awkwardly says.
>You lift an eyebrow.
“Where exactly are you taking this Applejack? Do you want me to marry you so Big Mac would leave me alone?” You jokingly say.
>”Dagnabbit Anon! This is serious!” Applejack says with rage, “my brother is out there in the parking lot waiting to hurt you real bad!”
“Look, I’m not feeling well today, my arm really hurts…I think your brother damaged it, look! I can’t even lift it properly!”
>You struggle to raise your arm.
“Besides, what would happen if I refused to fight?”
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>>30400415

>”He wouldn’t stop bothering you…”
“And if I fight?”
>”Well, but he won’t bother you anymore. Buuuut, it’s probable he’d try to keep me away from you.”
“So it doesn’t matter if I lose or win? I just have to fight him?”
>”Technically speaking…yes. But I wouldn’t like you to do that, please Anon! Do it for me…”
“Okay Jackie, the first thing I’ll do is walk straight to my car and then get out of here ASAP.”
>”That’s it sugarcube!”
“Besides, what did those pricks do to you that makes Mac want to put my head on a spike?”
>Applejack blushes.
>”Phew…How do I explain this?”
>Applejack whispers right into your ear what Featherweight did to her.
“…fuck. Don’t tell me you were enjoying it just because Featherweight was pretending to be me.”
>Applejack blushes even harder.
“Oooohhh…damn AJ! Now I wish I hadn’t skipped the Formal knowing that was how you felt.”
>”Quit it Anon! What Featherweight did was horrible!”
“Yeah, sorry…just teasing you a bit. Now look, I’ll do my best to not fight Big Mac, and if I do have to fight him then I’ll give up easily. Okay? I’ll do this just for you.”
>”T-thank you sugarcube.”
>Applejack: +150
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>>30400418

>Applejack accompanies you to the parking lot.
>So far so good.
>”ANON!” Big Mac’s voice is heard way behind you.
>”Don’t listen to him Anon! I’ll try to stall him until you get inside your-“
>Big Mac runs towards you and quickly places his hand on your damaged arm.
“NGHH!”
>”Where do you think you’re goin’?” He says, “we still have a score to settle!”
>”That’s it Mac! Leave him alone!” Applejack yells at him.
>A crowd starts to form on the parking lot.
>You turn around and see Snips and Snails making bets, the guys are betting for Big Mac.
>Man, they really want to see get your shit pushed in.
>Mac lifts you once again and throws you away from your vehicle.
>A circle of students begins to form around you and Big Mac.
>Applejack can’t see what’s going on.
>Her friends arrive to the parking lot, knowing Big Mac would do as told.
>Applejack quickly gets through mob and rushes in between her brother and you.
>”Big Mac! Would you please listen to-“
>”Enough sis! Can’t you see what this prick has done to you and your friends? He’s nothing but a manipulative liar!”
>”B-but…!”
>You stand up and ponder what you should do.
>You know AJ asked you not to fight him…but he’s really starting to piss you off.
“Mac, please take it easy…I’m not gonna fight you. I promised your sister that I wouldn’t.”
>”Shut up!”
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>>30400425

“I’m gonna be late for work you know? You can stop this in this instant.”
>”You’re the biggest bag o’ manure in school Anon…mah sister told me many things you did to her and her friends over the term, you’re nothin’ but a liar and a coward! You’re not even from Mareami! Someone oughta teach you a lesson…see if you can lie your way out of this one.”
>”FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!”
>That’s it.
“Mac, I have my reasons to do that…I might lie a bit, but I’ve never tried to harm anyone. As for a coward-”
>You grab Applejack by the wrist and pull her right towards you.
”Would a coward do this?” You say before kissing Applejack on the lips.
>Applejack doesn’t even fight back. She enjoys the kiss.
>https://youtu.be/9wBSJ-BvilU?t=22s
>Big Mac yells in anger before punching you in the face.
>You fall on your back.
>Fuck! That hurt!
>Crap…it seems you’ve underestimated Big Mac.
>”Please Anon! Don’t…” Applejack says.
>Fuck, she still doesn’t want you to hurt her brother.
>What are you gonna do?
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>>30400444
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>>30400444
>Then the girls shows up with Principal Celestia
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>>30400405
>Moondancer didn’t get the bullet out of your arm last Sunday
jeez wtf
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>>30400444
Anon needs to defend himself.
Appul out of everyone should understand.
Maybe a bloody nose or knock him on the ground at most.
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>>30402154
Is dislocating his elbow going too far?
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>>30402254
Depends on the situation.
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>>30402154
Nothing a good kick to the apples won't solve.
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>>30402358
>Anon goes Bobby Hill.
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>>30402397
Scream 'That's my purse' and 'I don't know you' and kick him in the junk?
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>>30402555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJl3ZAg6mj0
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>>30400444
Just go full Cloaker on him. Get some range and drop kick him or just full force kick him in the chest. With his size it'd be hard to get up fast so pin him till he's calm. At worst he'll have a foot sized bruise on his chest.
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>>30400405
>didn't get the bullet out
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>>30404123
10 again?
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>>30400444
That full house demands that Dark Blood and his goons attack Canterlot High School at that very moment.
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>>30390700
>You sigh.
>”I thought that you would hang around in downtown.”
>”I was, but then I realized that it’s going to be a crowded later today, so I thought that I could get a head start in the mall.” Fluttershy approaches you, carefully inspecting your eyes. “Anon, I’m starting to worry about you. Are you sure that everything’s okay?”
“Yeah. I just, need to get something to eat.”
>You start to walk away, but she jumps right in front of you.
>”If you want, I know a good place at the food court that serves free-range chicken meat in their sandwiches.”
>Oh great, she’s doing that thing.
“What difference does it make that the animals are in a field or being stuck in a cage? Their getting killed one way or another.”
>She jumps in front of you, clearly upset that you questioned her motives.
>”It’s how they were treated is the difference. Even if we eat them, they should at least get better treatments.”
“I really don’t care. As long that I get a juicy chicken sandwich, I’m set.”
>Norman stands by you, uncomfortably watching you backtalk goody two-shoes.
>”But it IS important for the chicken and you! Don’t you worry about what they put into the chickens?”
“Refer to my previous answer.”
>She grunts.
>”Just try it. I’ll even buy you one to see that it’s better.”
>How can you say no to free food?
>You and Norman follow her to a place called the Health Bar.
>Everything on the menu is practically the same.
>Chicken sandwich, chicken wrap, chicken salad. Everything has chicken or it’s just some vegan shit.
>How’s it going? What can I get you guys?”
>”I’ll have a number nine and… What would you like, Anon?”
“Whatever’s good.”
>”Make that two of them.”
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>>30405444
>2 guys who are strong as fuck ready to fight
>Evil guys storm in to fuck everything up
for some reason, this reminds me of the opening of Tekken 5
also, nice trips
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>>30405463
>You munch down on your chicken wrap.
>After a few bites, you can safely say that it’s pretty good.
>”So, how is it?” Norman asks on the sidelines.
“It’s okay. Although the lettuce is too crispy.”
>”It’s fresh!” Futtershy joyfully states before taking a bite out of her wrap.
>Yeah, fresh from the freezer.
>You swallow your food and put the half of it down.
“Back to the main question; how’s our schedule looking?”
>”Mmm?” She puts down her food and wipes her mouth with a napkin. “I forgot about that for a while.”
>She pulls out her backpack and unzips it. What pops out of it is a bunny’s head, curiously looking at your food. “Ah, ah! Sorry, Angel, but you have to stay inside.”
>Fluttershy pushes the bunny back in and pulls out a piece of paper.
>”I scheduled all of us according to our availability.”
>You take a good look and notice that something is off.
>The list is packed with numerous names, but the time that you’ll arrive to when you’re done is with no one else but Fluttershy.
>”It’s the best that I could do, and people didn’t want to switch out of their spots.”
>She twiddles her fingers around.
“What about Norman?”
>”I can’t. My mom wants me to come straight home after I’m done.”
>Shit, you know his mother is very strict and won’t even change her mind.
>That means, for two hours each day for the next few weeks, you’ll be working late at night with her.
>”It’s not all bad. We can talk to each other and do some stuff to pass the time.” She blushes. “I’m sure we’ll have a good time.”


I'll try to make another post soon enough. If not, then it'll be moved to tomorrow.
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>>30405599
Kazuya pone attempts to kill his family.

Anyways, I haven't been writing more 'Twi meets WWE' because I made Zecora. I'll probably hit up writing a bit before I go to work training tomorrow, nothing super long.

I gotta make Gilda and Carrot Top too, so that's also later.
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>>30405602
Fuck off Flutters REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>30402555
Trips of truth.
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>>30400444
That's what you get.

Take a punch or two and let's hope AJ can stop him before the brain damage.

>>30400838
Obviously this
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There is a green (EG) about Rainbow dash stain her skirt or something like that and she need the help of Anon , and rarity is russian and she has an uncle who have been in the war ( i dont now very well about the green but someone know ?? Thanks )
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>>30406756
Pastafromspace?
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>>30406756
Uncle Vlad is the uncle's name.
Story is called "Whatever I want"
Pastebin was removed but here it is on another site. http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Whatever_I_Want
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>>30406931
Thanks
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I did things.
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>>30407500
It is time.
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Where is my WFD NaOH, where are you famalam?
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>>30407626
Maybe tomorrow fella.
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>>30407697
Sweet, now I have a reason to live another day.
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>>30407697
Hopefully.
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>>30408920
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Bump. Also reposting

>You are Anonymous Shimmer, Sunset's younger brother
>People around the neighbourhood know you as Sunny & Nonny
>You're not together that much but it's catchy and so it stuck
>You're having a house guest over
>"Nonny, this is Starlight Glimmer. Let's say she's an exchange student. I want you to be nice to her, okay?" said Sunset when she introduced the lib-looking girl to you
"For how long?"
>You're less social than your sister. Home is a word for sanctuary for you
>As such you don't like having others in it
>Although it came off as standoffish, you were only asking innocently
>Sunset gave you a scolding look
>Starlight took a step forward and offered you her hand
>"Hi! Pleased to meet you."
>You took her hand
>It felt soft and her grip was light
>The handshake gave you a strange feeling
>Strange pleasant, not strange bad
>Starlight smiled at you and the feeling only intensified
>You awkwardly let go of her hand after a few moments of just holding hands in silence
>The two girls giggled
>Nobody said it, but you were reluctant to let go and they knew it
>You looked down in embarassment but couldn't help but smile
>Things went well after that
>While you didn't have your cherished sense of solitude, Starlight invoked another kind of feeling that felt as exotic as it was pleasant
>You even got up early in the weekend to have breakfast with the two girls and offered to go grocery shopping with them too
>Tonight is alone night, when you get to bust out the pornography and touch yourself. Sunset is working the graveyard shift at a diner
>Or it would be alone night if it weren't for your house guest
>Starlight is pacing around the house while blowing out air
"What's the matter, Starlight?"
>"I'm bored."
"Why don't you go out for a walk?"
>"I...I kinda feel uncomfortable going out without Sunset. This world seems strange to me."
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>>30410456

>World? Come to think of it, your sister did say she's an exchange student of sorts. Though her accent sounds suspiciously local for this to be true
>This is what you should be thinking
Instead you say "We could watch some TV."
>Starlight gives you a mildly puzzled look
"There's this anime I follow. It'll be on soon."
>"Sure. Why not."
"Alright. Follow me."
>You walk to the living room with Starlight behind you
["Follow me". You're a genius Anon man. She's been living in your house for days now. She knows where the bloody TV is. She doesn't need a guide to find it or permission to use it. She probably thinks you're autismus maximus now. Fart while she's behind you, why don't you? It'll be the cherry on top.]
>Somehow the voice in your head always sounds like Sean Connery
>Unbeknownst to you, Glimmer is smiling as she follows you and not in a purely innocent way
>You pick up the remote, switch the TV on and sit on the couch
>Glimglam plops down next to you
[I didn't know she was that far behind me. Eh.]
>There's random stuff playing on the TV
>"Is this the "aneemey""?
"No, that's the commercial break between programs."
>"Oh."
>The intro starts playing
>The title card identifies the show as Digimon Xros Wars
"That's the anime."
>The intro shows a group of friends, human and non human, getting along and fighting bad guys as a singer sings about rainy days that will pass and that you should never give up
>"This is catchy."
[I love it!]
"It's okay I guess."
>The episode is about something something forest zone
>You look at Glimmer with the corner of your eye, trying to see if she's bored or cringing
>You regret telling her to watch cartoons with you
>This is kid stuff! She's older than you
>She probably likes mature guys. You're watching toons even though you're too old for them
>At least you're not watching this in your room. You have a LEGO Batman Movie poster and you know she wouldn't understand
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Holy shit Sal, good to see you again.
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>>30410502

>Glimmer doesn't seem to be bored
>That can't be right
>You turn your head slightly to get a better look at her face
>You linger a little, just looking at her
>Her female sense (the one that informs women that they are being watched) warns her and she glances at you
>You turn your gaze back to the TV, pretending you weren't looking at her
[Bugger, I hope she didn't see me. She saw me, didn't she?]
>The two of you continue watching the episode
[Please hurry to the battle part. Starlight is probably thinking less of me because of all this inaction and silliness.]
>Come to think of it, anime is rather silly and looks stupid through the eye of the uninitiated
>The kids befriend the guardians and inhabitants of the forest
>They need to pass through a large door in order to save a friend, but the door requires a ritualistic dance to be performedin order to open
>The "lovey dovey dance"
>The digimon dress a boy and girl in silly costumes and make them dance a silly dance
>The rest of the forest digimon join in
>They all go "ravu ravu ravu...kissu kissu kissu..."
>Sean Connery facepalms in your head
>"Wow! And this stuff is for children?"
"Mm? What do you mean?"
>"Look at them! They're having sex."
[Beg your pardon?]
"Beg your pardon? I mean what?"
>Starlight leans forward and points at the screen
>"The boy is dressed like a bee and the girl is dressed like a flower. They're dancing together a dance about love and kisses."
[Cor blimey, the woman is right! Which means that the other digimon dancing around them are having an orgy! In a kids' show! Japs, you magnificent bastards!]
>The purple girl leans back
>She crosses her legs and spreads her arms on the couch with one of them behind your head
>The Chad Falcon spread
>"If I didn't know any better, I'd say you don't know about the birds and the bees."
>She leans close to you
>"You do know about the birds and the bees, right?"
>You turn and find Glimmer's face closer to you than you thought she was
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>>30410536

>Startled, you move back a little
>Glimmer is sporting a grin with a hint of aggression
>"It's stuff you're supposed to know at your age. I could tell you all about the flowers and the bees if you want..."
"I-I know about sex and stuff!" you say defensively in a voice that comes out more coarse than you want
>The two of you lean progressively on the side, you trying to inch away and she not letting you
>"Uh-huh. Have you had your first kiss yet?"
[N-no...]
"Yea-*mph!*"
>Starlight charges forward and kisses you on the mouth
>You are caught off guard and breathless
>Your heart skips a beat
>Time seems to stop and your senses become super sensitive, as if to carve this moment into your memory
>The background noise of the TV, Starlight's weight on you, her fragrance, her soft body's shape, the texture of her lips, your heartbeat
>You break off the kiss and gasp for air
>Starlight laughs a little
>"You're not a good liar. Or a kisser" she says as she boops your nose. "Don't worry though, I can help you practice. Kissing I mean."
>You're speechless
>"I can tell you liked it. I felt it here."
>Starlight slips her hand under your shirt and moves it up to your heart. It's touching your nipple
"Wah!"
>You freak out and struggle to escape from under Starlight, kicking her
>She's almost thrown off the couch and she pushes against the floor with her hand
>You run outside the room and turn around the corner
>"I'm sorry!"
>You put your back against the wall
>"Anon?"
>You don't respond. Instead you cover your face with your hands
>You're hyperventilating
>You are very faintly aware that Starlight has gotten up and approached you
>She reaches out for you but thinks again and doesn't touch you
>"Anon! Are you okay? Did I hurt you? I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to."
>You uncover your face and put one hand on your forehead and another on your hip
>You blow out a long breath
"Oh man. Oh man..."
>"Are you okay? Are you hurt?"
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>>30410567

"I'm okay. I just...panicked. I hit you, didn't I? I'm sorry."
>"It's okay, I went too far. I shouldn't had forced myself on you."
>You put your hands on your knees and let out another long breath
>"Listen, if it's no big deal then we shouldn't mention it to Sunset, alright?"
>That's a little offensive honestly, but you nod
>You like Glimmer and don't want her to get in trouble
"I understand. I just paniced is all. Okay, okay. Let's try again. This time I'm ready for everything."
>"...I thought you hate me."
"I don't! I think you're very nice and pretty. I like being with you. It makes me feel nice inside."
>Starlight smiles, this time with joy and relief
>"You do? Alright then. But this time we'll go at your pace. Let's cuddle for now to get used to eachother's touch, alright?"
"Yeah, alright."
>The two of you return to the couch
>There's commercials on the TV. The episode is over
>"Wanna be the little spoon?"
"Okay."
>She's taller than you after all. And older
>Starlight sits down and spreads her arms and legs
>You sit between her legs and she wraps her arms around you
>"Lean back, Nonny."
"You sure?"
>"Yeah, you're not too heavy for me."
>You comply and rest your back against the soft purple girl
>She rubs her cheek on your hair
>"So, what do you want to watch?"
"Nothing really. I just want to sit here with you."
>"Awww..."
>Starlight lets the TV play whatever
>You just sit there enjoying the developing connection between you and the feeling of eachother's body
>When Sunset returns, she finds you both asleep like that in front of the TV
>"Awww...They've become such good friends."
>Careful not to wake you up, she takes off her shoes and sneaks through the living room
>She returns with a bedsheet that she places around the two of you
>"Sweet dreams you two."
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>>30410516

I never really left. I'm always lurking /dzg/ and poked my head out to see what's up in the other no hooves generals. So who are you?
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>>30410621
Oh I'm just an Anon that lurks multiple threads for a number of years now. No one too special.
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Expect Gilda Match Thurs.
Not sure against who, any requests?
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>>30410580
Are you going to make more?
>TFW no older sister that lets her cute friends to hook up with you.
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>>30410754
The Queen herself?
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>>30410754
Trixie?
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>>30410754
Top cunt
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>>30410567
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>>30410772
Hmm, maybe?

>>30410777
Well, Trixie was in that six way, but... could use her again.

>>30410847
Dash, hmm... also could be possible.
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>>30333590
Applejack doesn't sound like Applejack.
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>>30340700
Holy shit, I leave for a few months, and your grammar takes a 20 gauge migraine pill. The hell happened?
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>>30414228
Just change the "i"s for "ah"s
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>>30414289
He stopped giving a fuck a long time ago, but is stalling when it comes to finishing it up.
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>>30325608
I'm surprised that they can show shoulders.
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>>30325608
I love Fluttershy Dance outfit.

I always been attracted to EQG Fluttershy but I get hard when I see FIM FS tossing balls with her, I get a bit hard.

Is there something wrong with me?
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>>30414691
no
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>>30414760
Then why I was instantly attracted to EQG FS but it took the buck ball episode to get attracted to FIM FS?
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So GaseousSolid, what did you think of the MLP movie trailer?
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>>30414801
how the fuck am I supposed to know that
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A bit of an update and a WIP schedule:
Between tomorrow and Sunday will be the rest of the story, along with the ending. I'll rush it if I have to fulfill that promise.

Once that's done, either I'll work more on that winter holiday story because, Christmas in July or more Flutterbully. I'm not so sure yet.

If none of this interests you, that's fine. Here is a Ponk doing a handstand to make that up. Keep on Fingerbangin' lads.

>>30407500
Sweet buttery fuck.
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>>30414822
It's Shit
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>>30414289
>>30415755
Please stop being rude on the Internet.
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Takes you back, ain't it?
https://pastebin.com/AaJrMnUA
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>>30417064
>You fidget and spin around...
Top kek Anon.
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Looks like NaOH got deported back to mexico
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>>30417105
Nah, he just have to take care of his real life sometimes you know.
Like building a wall huehuehue
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page 9
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>>30367117

>>30368076 is right, I also was the one that wrote the other two and couldn't get to writing that one.
I kind of have the general idea in my mind and like I said, I'll write more Sour Sweet at some point, but haven't done it yet.
(and sorry for being late, I don't really browse generals, I'm just here to finish my ponk green)
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>>30400444

>Your male classmates cheer for Big Mac, while some females beg Big Mac to stop and tell you to get up.
>https://youtu.be/S7TGM_Q3nbg
>The others seem conflicted, they don’t really know what to believe anymore.
>”Manipulative, liar? That doesn’t sound like Nonny at all!” Pinkie Pie “well…he did lie to us and to Rarity and-”
>”PINKIE PIE!” Sunset yells at that big mouthed bitch.
>”Come on dude! Get up! You took two muggers out by yourself,” Rainbow Dash says.
>”Is that true?” Lyra asks.
>”Yeah…Anon kicked their asses, they were armed as well.”
>Applejack gulps down some saliva.
>”Whoah.” Lyra replies.
>”If he’s so good, then how come he’s losing?” Snips smugly asks.
>”Maybe he doesn’t want to hurt Big Mac,” Rainbow adds, “however, you really need an ass kicking Snails.”
>”Y-ya hear that brother? Don’t push Anon to do something he doesn’t want to!” Applejack nervously says.
>Big Mac ignores her advice, and as soon as you try to stand up Big Mac grapples you and violently throws you on the floor.
“Ooof!”
>Big Mac lifts his foot and stomps your stomach as hard as he can.
“AAGH!”.
>”DARLING!” Rarity yells, hoping you didn’t get badly hurt. ”BIG MACINTOSH! Stop this nonsense in this instant!”
>Fluttershy covers her eyes.
>”And I’m just warmin’ up ya filthy Detroter…get up!”
>You still refuse to fight, however Big Mac kicks your bad arm once again.
“AAAAAGH!” You yell.
>”Applejack! This is insane! You gotta let Anon fight!”
>Applejack doesn’t know what to do.
>”If he refuses to fight and your brother refuses to stop we’ll have to stop the fight ourselves!” Sunset Shimmer says.
>”Let’s tell Principal Celestia!”
>”Aww, don’t spoil the fun for us girls!” Snips says, while taking a video of your cruel beating.
>”Screw you Snips,” Rainbow Dash says, “come on!”
>Your friends leave you alone, they’re heading towards Principal Celestia’s office.
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>>30419584

>Meanwhile.
>https://my.mixtape.moe/pmoivk.mp3
>”Man, that green boy is getting his ass kicked by the red one…he sure looks like a fuck boy,” A guy inside a parked car says, watching the fight just across the street.
>”I bet that’s the guy Silver Fang wants us to kill…he matches the description after all. The rest of the school’s teens look like pussies anyway,” The second one says, trying to take a closer look with binoculars, ”wait a second, isn’t that the blondie that we kidnapped last Saturday? Wasn’t that the same guy that lived in the same house as her?”
>”She’s going back into the building. Probably to tell the Principal to stop the fight, yeah…they’re probably related.”
>”The red guy put up a lot of resistance before I showed him my gun,” The third guy says, “well, it really makes sense…he went to rescue his family, killing our boys in the process. Thankfully we know where he lives now.”
>”Shall we kill him now?” The fourth one asks.
>”Nah, let’s raid his house this night, then we can kidnap the blondie and the red-haired girl again…”
>The driver starts up the engine and drives away.
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>>30419597

>Big Mac takes a look around and notices his sister nor his friends aren’t around anymore.
>”They finally left! This won’t take much!” Big Mac says.
>What did he mean by this? You ask to yourself.
>Mac lifts you again and punches you again and again.
>You promised Applejack you wouldn’t fight.
>Big Mac punches your stomach very hard.
>You promised Applejack you-
>Big Mac kicks your leg.
>You promised-
>Big Mac punches your bad arm once again, while viciously smiling.
“NGGGH!”
>”Does it hurt city boy?” Big Mac says before throwing another punch at your face.
>FUCK IT!
>https://my.mixtape.moe/igcbkr.mp3
>You counter the attack by swatting his arm away from you with your left arm and immediately punching his face with the right one.
>Big Mac’s lip was cut by your punch.
>You quickly land another punch on his face and quickly kick his legs to make him trip.
>He loses balance and lands on the floor.
>The guys gasp.
>Midnight Bell quickly rushes in to help Mac and punches the back of your head.
>The girls gasp, including Sandy Lemon, who just witnessed how his ex-boyfriend decided to fight dirty just to show you a lesson.
>You quickly turn around and grab his oncoming leg in midair.
>”Whoa-“
>You keep holding the leg and quickly bend your elbow to hit his bent knee with it.
>Midnight Bell winces in pain.
>You keep holding his leg before landing another hard hit, this time on his face, with your elbow.
>Midnight Bell falls on the floor and you stomp his body as hard as you can with your right foot.
>Flash Sentry joins and throws a hard punch at your face.
>You couldn’t dodge it and he quickly dashes at you, to make you fall on your back.
>You resist the push and stand well on the ground.
>Once Flash Sentry realizes he can’t throw you to the floor you use your elbow to hit him in the head.
>Flash Sentry falls on his knees and winces in pain before you land a very hard kick to his face.
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>>30419597
Shiit
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>>30419616

>Radiant Light joins and lifts his arm to punch you.
>You swat his arm away and kick his ribs with your knee.
>Once he winces in pain you use the same arm you swatted his punch away from to punch him in the face.
>Drool comes out of his mouth and it stains Trixie’s shirt.
>”Eww…The Great and Powerful Trixie can’t believe she attended the Formal with you, loser…”
>Big Mac stands up and grabs you by the shoulders before turning you around and kicking your stomach with his knee.
>You cough.
>Radiant Light quickly grabs you by your arms to stop you from using them.
>”Come on Mac! Do it!”
>Mac quickly rushes at you to attack you.
“You fucker!”
>You lift your leg and successfully kick Big Mac’s stomach.
>Radiant Light can’t believe what happened, so he loses his grip for a bit.
>You notice Radiant Light isn’t holding you as tight as before so you free yourself and then break his nose with your elbow.
>”Aaah! My nose!” Radiant Light falls on his back, taking both hands to his nose.
>Big Mac stands up once again.
>He knows he’s fucked…
>You quickly rush at him and grab him by his shirt.
>You land two punches on his face and grapple his arm before turning around and-
>”What are you gonna- AAAAGH!”
>Everybody present cringes and looks away.
>You broke his arm using one of the dangerous techniques you taught Rarity.
>”My arm! MAH ARM!”
”It hurts doesn’t it redneck?”
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>>30419645
Big Mac may end up in hospital after that fight so he won't get killed
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>>30419680

>You turn around and punch Big Mac’s gut.
>Big Mac bends for a bit before you lift your leg and kick his knee inwards.
>https://youtu.be/Fr93X8856Vg?t=2m11s
>“AAAAAAAAAHHHH!”
>His leg just bent in a gnarly way, accompanied by an awful crushing sound.
>Big Mac falls on his back.
“I told you not to mess with me you piece of shit…” you say before kneeling down and getting on top of Big Mac.
>You land a hard punch on his face.
>And punch him again…
>And again…
>And again…
>His face is a bloody mess right now.
“Have you learned your lesson yet?!”
>Big Mac nods.
“ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!”
>Big Mac nods once again.
>”ANONYMOUS!”
>That was Principal Celestia’s voice.
>You turn around and see everyone’s faces in a state of shock.
>The damage you caused.
>The pissed off Principal‘s face as she walks towards you.
>And of course…Applejack’s tearful face.
“Fuck…”
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>>30416210
NO, you motherfucking faggot.
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>>30419689
>“Fuck…”
And that's what happens when you leave bullets inside of your body, kids.
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>>30419689

its a shame self defense laws dont count in school. definitely should nab the video footage off snips as evidence though.
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>>30419797
I wonder what boys will think of Anon after that.
Will Mac hate him or respect him?
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>>30419689
Thx for the update fammiliar.
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>>30419863
If they knew the whole story, they'd be scared shitless of him.
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>>30419863
With how quickly he turned around that beating even with the cheap shots from the others, I wouldn't be surprised if the entire male population collectively pisses they're pants.
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>>30419689
>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Big Mac is choking back tears
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>>30420482
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>>30420524
this kills a man
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>>30420524
Literally the best laugh I got in months.
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>>30420482
>>30420524
I knew it.
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Did Gilda vs Dash, woop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzOXfhZ7lG4
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>>30400838
>>30419689
Fucking called it.
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10
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>>30405602
>You squeeze the shit out of the chicken wrap.
>No.
>Fuck this.
>You are DONE with this.
>There is no way that you are going to put up with this shit any longer.
>Fluttershy takes note that not only that you are squeezing the food out of the chicken wrap, but it’s starting to shake around.
>”A-Anon?”
“I can’t take it anymore! I’m NOT going to do this!” You shot out and slam your fist on the table.
>Some of the food spills out of the wrap as it’s treated as a stress ball.
>Fluttershy puts her arms up to cover her head, doing her best to prevent any of the lettuce landing on her.
>”B-but, what about our arrangement?”
“Fuck the arrangement, and fuck you!”
>She’s mortified by your sudden outburst and resentment for the shelter.
>”I… I don’t know what to say.”
>Norman just sits on the sidelines, sipping his soda as you’re unleashing hell on Fluttershy.
“How about nothing, and just fuck right off?!”
>Fluttershy starts to tear up, completely heartbroken from your cruel words.
>”W… what did I ever do to you?!”
“You became involved, and that was the last thing that I ever wanted to deal with! I don’t want to clean a bunch of filthy, drooling shits and I most certainly don’t want to deal with the likes of YOU!”
>Tears start to slide out of her eyes as she tries to wipe them off.
>”I didn’t know that you felt this way!” She cries out.
“You didn’t? How about the countless times that I tried to avoid you, or how about the times that I purposefully ignored you? How about that one time in math class where I barely talked to you when we became partners!?”
>What little there is in the crowd, people are gazing at the scene that you’re making.
>”I-I wish that…” She takes a moment to use a napkin to clean her face. “J-just tell me! I-I could be a good girl!”
“Why don’t you JUST GET OUT OF HERE!?”
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>>30422624
>You push your chair away and stand up, scaring Fluttershy off of her seat and causing her to fall out of it.
>She exclaims as she's falling while holding her backpack up to keep it safe. It costs her a few scraps around her arms and a good cut on her leg.
>She does her best to sit up and looks at the damage that you inadvertently caused.
>You take a moment to realize on what you’ve done, and relinquish your fury.
“Fluttershy?” You calmly asked.
>She puts the backpack up to cover her face. She weeps when getting up while putting the backpack on before running away.
>Before she does, you see the zipper being undone on her backpack.
>The rabbit shakes its paw at you, expressing his anger before zipping it back up.
>You watch as she runs away until she turns around the corner of a pillar, hiding away from your view.
>”What did you do?”
“I stood up for myself.”
>”Are you insane?!”
>That’s a good question.
>You can’t even answer that yourself.
>All you can do is look at him and go back to sit in your chair.
>”Do you even realize on what you just did?!”
“Yeah, I lost my chances with Rainbow Dash.”

More tomorrow, I hope.
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>>30422624
>Norman just sits on the sidelines, sipping his soda as you're unleashing hell on Fluttershy.
Chill af desu senpai
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Has anyone read all of Time After Time? I just finished the first part, and I'm wondering if Anon stops being a fucking autist about relationships any time soon.
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>>30422803
If so drop it as soon as you can, cuz it only gets worse from there.
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>>30422849
Was already thinking about it. If the rest is anything like the first part, I doubt I'll make it much further.

How bad does it get?
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>>30422887
really fucking bad
If people here think NaOH is bad, Grey is way worse
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>>30422803
>>30422849
>>30422887
>>30423136
Literally drop it, lol. The first 270,000 something words is supposed to be dragged out and make people feel bad. I can't remember how many times I've told people this. It's been at least 8 different occasions in the past year.
I'll let you know when the actually fun part of the story really gets moving.
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>>30423136
>>30423177
Huh. Well, I guess I'll see if I can dig up something else to read then.

Thanks, my dudes.
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>>30423284
You'll find something. It's just that if you're looking for a love story, TaT could not be further from that. The story itself is literally a big middle finger to the relationship greens where there protag and love interest and there's drama between them and a conflict they solve and they get together. I didn't even have any intentions to write more than seven posts of it until a person actually ended up liking the thing by some asinine logic. I just kept rolling with it and here we are today. There's still people who like the story for other reasons, so I type it for them, and also myself, but if romance is what you're looking for... read something else, man. I should probably tell my thread that the next time I update in a few minutes.
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>>30423315
Knowing that clears a lot of stuff up. It was getting a little frustrating to read honestly, and that's coming from a loner with trust issues. I'd recommend putting a disclaimer or something at the beginning in the pastebin, haha.

Anyway, thanks for your time.
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>>30419689
>Big Mac has a broken arm and possibly a broken knee
>the gang is coming to his house tonight
>this one is arguably more his fault than Anon's
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>>30423315
It's all good. Your supremely nihilistic view of relationships still gives me a giggle. Why, I remember that time we killed you with lovin', and brought about your evil counterpart's eternal reign.

Good times
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pre-bed bump
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RIP Big Mac
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>>30422803
The only good things about TaT is Grey sitting here and writing of Trixie in the beginning.
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>>30425562
Trixie was pretty good
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>>30424992
fuck big mac
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>>30426761
>you are fucking big mac
big mac is chocking back tears
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>WFD printed in book form
will you get it?
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>>30427420
Nah, I can read it for free already.
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>>30427420
Probably. I wouldn't mind giving a little bit of cash back to a few of the writefags I like.
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>>30428465
10 for fucks sake
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Bump
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>>30423393
Look up That Guy's Wardrobe Malfunction. Written very well, but sadly it was never finished.

R.I.P. That Guy
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>>30429998
I'll look into it soon, in the middle of some AiE stuff
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Been plotting to get Carrot Top done over the weekend, might get Suri and Strawberry Sunrise done as well.
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>>30422643
bump4moar
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>>30430224
And now I got a request for Sour Sweet.

More Waifus!
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Give me a good, logical, objective, rational reason why someone cannot have multiple waifus.
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>>30431917
There's none.
You can have as many waifus as your heart can handle.
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>>30431917
>>30431925
You are confused anon, multiple waifus means no waifu at all, it's called a herd.
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>>30431917
Waifu is someone you love from your whole heart, if you have multiple waifus, you are splitting the maximum love between them so you are not loving them from your whole heart, making them not waifus.
As a side note if you have multiple hearts you can have multiple waifus
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>>30432509
>if you have multiple hearts you can have multiple waifus
fucking timelords
kek
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>>30432509
>from your whole heart
So... you're telling me that if you have 2 children, you can't love them as much as if you had only one?
I swear, hearing you people talking about feelings and whatnot always makes me laugh

I love all my waifus as much as you love yours
Maybe I can't think of them as much, and write for them as much because I only have one brain and a pair of arms, but I do love them just as much
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>>30431917
You're not a Mormon.
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>>30432722
BUT, I understand you faggots sperging about 'us' using the waifu word.
But until there's a word made for that, I'll still call them my waifus.
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>>30431917
>>30431925
It's pretty simple
Waifu is "The one true love", "That one girl"
Having love for two different gals is cool but it simply doesn't fall into waifu concept.
Saying "waifus" is just twisting the meaning of the word itself.
So.. One can have as many waifus as he wants, they just won't be called waifus.

>>30432722
>>30432786
>faggots sperging about 'us' using the waifu word
But that's the fun part Anon, is it not? Isn't that why 'we' here?
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>>30432971
What should I call my pastel horsewives then?
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>Page 1
seriously?
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>>30432977
Just keep calling them waifus to trigger dem autists, and get the best of keks.

And if you really want a different name try something dumb like:
My mormon wives are laughing at your waifu.
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page 10 bump
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10
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>>30325608
I have a question why isn't Principal Cinch plotting her revenge/justice?
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Give me one good reason as to why good green can't start with
>Be Anon
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>>30435275
Because all the good greens are 2nd persons, silly
You shouldn't need to say 'be anon'
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>>30435275
There are good greens with and without Anon.
Have a rat.
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>>30435371
I still can't fully understand that rat dick thing.
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>>30436568
It's cute
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>>30419689

>”Anonymous?! What is the meaning of this?”
“Uhh…”
>”Applejack and her friends told me Big Mac was bothering and that you were in danger!”
“Well I-“
>”Now the first thing I see is four of my students on the ground and…oh my goodness. What’s wrong with Big Mac’s leg?!”
>”Anon broke his leg Principal…” Snips says.
>”Yeah…that freak is out of control!” Hazy Star says.
>“B-but Anon was defending himself! The others attacked him because Big Mac was losing, isn’t that right girls?” Derpy asks.
>”Yep.”
>”Uh huh…”
>Snips shows the video he took using Snails’ phone.
>”This is what actually happened…” he says.
>Principal Celestia watches the video.
>”Well…Big Macintosh never behaves this way.”
>Phew.
>”What did you do to provoke him Anon?!”
>Wat.
>Snips rewinds the video a bit and shows her the moment you kissed Applejack.
>”You did that to his sister?!”
“Hey! He was-“
>Snips skips parts of the video and shows her the exact moment where you break his arm and leg, mocking him all the way through.
>”That’s it, I’ve seen enough!” Principal Celestia says, ”This behavior is not appropriate from a Canterlot High Student! Anonymous! My office! NOW!”
>Oh crap.
>The guys cheer.
>”What?! Come on Principal! That’s not fair!” Rainbow Dash says, “Anon was just-“
>Principal Celestia shows Rainbow and the rest of her friends how you broke Big Mac’s leg.
>They look away.
>Fluttershy faints.
>Applejack shakes her head in disappointment and walks to Big Mac’s side.
>Fucking hell…
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>>30438306

>Two hours later. At the pizza parlor.
>”Two weeks of suspension?!” Sunset Shimmer asks.
“Yep, and two months of detention, including Saturdays…just because this was my first offense.”
>”Wow…”
“I mean, straight A+’s, unmasked Gilda’s deals, coaching the female soccer team…I mean, she went light on me because of that. Big Mac is also gonna get suspended. Buuut I took care of his ass anyways.”
>”What made you flip out like that Anon?”
“I don’t know…I just, snapped at him. He was hitting all my stapled wounds.“
>Sunset shrugs.
>”Eh, fair enough. You also kissed Applejack, what’s up with that?”
“I felt like it, just to prove I wasn’t a coward.”
>Sunset rolls her eyes.
>”Riiiight…very well tough guy. Now, how will you apologize to her?”
“She knows what her brother did. Not my fault he doesn’t know how to fight like me. But I’ll still apologize to her once our shift ends. I came a long way to get all of you to forgive me and then shit happens. It’s almost like I triggered a ‘hard mode’ button somewhere in life.”
>Sunset Shimmer giggles.
>”Oh Anon…”
>The theme of a local news station plays on the pizzeria’s TV.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv4ho5p8oiE
>Well, at least it isn’t CNN.
>[“Good evening Canterlot. Amethyst Star here bringing you the five o’clock news.”
>It’s a slow day today, so you’re gonna chill for a bit and watch the news.
>Sunset does as well.
>[“Police have discovered the charred rests of the vehicle the Canterlot Maniac used for his escape. The car belonged to a high school student.”]
>”What a shame man, it was a beautiful car,” one of your male coworkers says.
>”Yeah, but I like the new one better!” A flirty female coworker says, “when will you take me for a drive Anon?”
“Uhh-“
>Sunset Shimmer pulls your ear.
>”I think you’ve got more than enough girl-related problems already don’t you think Anon?” Sunset says.
“Yeah…”
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>>30438315

>You take another look at the charred vehicle on TV.
>You’re not that stupid, you burned your own car with the remaining gas cans you had.
>[“The two hostages that were rescued by the man are alive and well, we got exclusive videos of them, of course their voices were changed and their faces were blurred to protect their identities.”]
>[“Hi Granny! Hi Scootaloo! Hi Sweetie Belle! Ah’m on TV!”] Apple Bloom says.
>[“What in tarnation are ya doin’?”] Applejack says.
>Sunset Shimmer chuckles.
>[“Canterlot’s Police Department believes the Canterlot Maniac’s age ranges from 18 to 60 years old and that his height might range from 5’4 to 6’4.”]
>You smirk.
>Idiots.
>[“It is said that the Canterlot Maniac might’ve gotten help from a woman, allegedly a red-haired high school girl.”]
>WHAT?!
>How did they know that?!
>[“However, these reports are unconfirmed.”]
>”Maaan, I don’t really care ‘bout this nonsense anymore. There’s no more drug deals where I live. That maniac guy is good in my books,” another male coworker says.
>”Yeah, like. He got two more girls out,” another female coworker adds.
>You receive a text from Moondancer.
>Well shit, it looks like she was watching the news as well.
>Moonie: [Uh oh, do you think they’re onto me Anon?]
[Let’s hope not. I’d lay low for a bit if I were you.]
>Moonie: [Huh? How?]
[You know, by being your old self once again…just for a bit.]
>Moonie: [I guess. Oh well, I still have to catch up with that anime I started to watch, you should come over to my house so we can watch it together…if you know what I mean ;) ]
[Nice…]
>”That’s weird isn’t that right Anon?” Sunset asks just as you were done texting Moondancer.
“Gah! You startled me Sunset!”
>”Whoops, sorry Anon. Who were you texting?”
“Nobody important…what’s weird Sunny?”
>”How that news anchor mentioned a red-haired school girl…”
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>>30438322


>https://youtu.be/HJ6Z2PGoN8g
“Well, you’re a red haired school girl…”
>”Don’t be ridiculous now Anon…” She squints her eyes, “anyways, why would a high school girl help out that freak?”
>Fuck! Sunset is onto you…
>You shrug.
“It’s probably some made up bullshit, a high school girl helping out that guy? Pffft! Total nonsense.”
>”Yeah…I guess you’re right. Why are you so sweaty anyways?”
>You gulp.
“I-it’s too hot in here,” you say with an awkward chuckle.
>”B-but you look nervous!”
“Well duh! I got suspended, my parents are gonna be so upset when I get there.”
>The telephone rings.
>Sunset snaps out of her cross-examination and answers the phone.
>Phew.
>You need to keep your alibis consistent.
>Otherwise you might end up fucking everything up.
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>>30438334

>The day comes to an end.
“Ready to go home Sunny?”
>”Yep! I’m glad we didn’t have to work much today.”
“That’s right…I’ll drop you off and then go to Applejack’s place okay?”
>”You do whatever you have to do Anon, I understand.”
>Minutes later.
>You’re waiting for Sunset to change into her regular outfit.
>She really takes her time.
“Women…”
>You turn your stereo on and bob your head to the music.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4sGhAaK0_0
>Finally Sunset makes her appearance, looking as sexy as ever.
>You reach for the copilot’s door and open it from your seat for her.
>Sunset sits and closes the door.
>”Wow…I really like your new car Anon!”
>Sunset moves her perfect butt on the seat.
>”It’s just so comfortable!”
>You’re so jealous of that seat.
>You turn the engine on and drive smoothly.
>Man, you should’ve made a move on her from the very beginning.
>”Sooo…suspended for two weeks.”
”Yep.”
>”Two months of detention.”
“Uh huh.”
>”Doesn’t that bother you?”
“Why should it bother me?”
>”It’s just…you’re gonna miss a lot of information, tests will come up soon.”
>You shrug.
“I’ll ask for the notes later.”
>You know all the subjects’ contents of the whole term by heart anyways.
>”Aaaand what about Big Mac?”
“What about him?”
>”Don’t you regret what you did to him?”
“I regret failing Applejack if that’s what you meant…but I kinda respect the guy, he really takes his family code seriously. I wish my friends hadn’t fucked everything up.”
>”…”
“…”
>If it weren’t for the radio there would be awkward silence.
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>>30438347

>”Applejack told me that the apple harvest season is near.”
“So?”
>”She’ll have harvest apple trees by herself.”
“Oh…”
>”Yeah so…without Mac, the job will be way hard for her.”
>Your eyes go wide.
“…Sunny! You’re a genius!”
>”Wait what?”
“I just thought of something! What’s the best way to get Mac and Applejack back on my side? To help them out with their chores!”
>”Really?”
“Yeah, it’s not like I’m gonna be doing something useful before work am I right? I’m suspended!”
>”Gee Anon, I don’t know, the last thing Mac would want you to do is to be near his property.”
“You said it yourself, Applejack can’t do the job by herself. I’ll help her out while she’s in school.”
>Sunset smiles.
>”You’ve got a kind heart Anon, I’m sure Applejack will gladly accept your help! I mean, like what possible reason would she have to say no?”
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>>30438353

>”No can do sugarcube,” Applejack says at you while shaking her head, standing in front of her porch.
“But Jackieeee…”
>”Anon. I truly appreciate what you try to do for us…but the thing is, Mac really wants you dead right now. In fact, he even forbid me from seein’ you.”
“Where is he by the way?”
>”At the hospital…you know, because SOMEBODY broke his arm and leg,” she says in that sarcastic tone you love so much.
“Gee…”
>”The hospital bill for me and AB just came in,” she says before showing it to you.
“1000 dollars?!”
>”And now add Big Mac’s services to this! Aww, what are we gonna do? We’re not doing well with our sales this year. I think I’ll have to take another job, there’s a pawn shop in downtown that had vacants for-”
“That shithole? Hell no Applejack…don’t you worry about money. I got you covered.”
>Applejack chuckles.
“It’s very sweet from you to offer to help us like this Anon, but-“
>You hand her the exact amount of money that you took out from your wallet.
>”H-how the-?”
“Don’t think about it, my treat.”
>Applejack looks at the 10 banknotes.
>Then she gives you a hug.
>And lastly, she places a kiss on your cheek.
>”Thank you sugarcube! Thank you so much.”
“Now will you let me help you out Jackie?”
>”Gosh, that wouldn’t be appropriate for what you just did.”
>You take a look at her apple farm.
“That’s a lot of Apples if you ask me…”
>”Big Mac won’t be happy at all…” Applejack says before taking a look at her apple trees, “buuuut, it really is exhausting to harvest all the apples by myself. I did it once. Never again!”
>Applejack wipes away a tear from her cheek.
>”Anon, you make me the happiest gal on Earth! Guys like you shouldn’t have bad days”
>Cute.
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>>30438363

>”By the way, about that kiss in the evening…”
>Aww crap.
>Applejack forcefully kisses your lips.
>Whoa!
>You don’t fight back, but enjoy yourself.
>You remember what Applejack whispered to you in the afternoon.
>Apparently she was turned on when Featherweight touched her, just because she thought he was you.
>Let’s see if it works now.
>You slide a hand below Applejack’s waist and touch her thighs.
>Applejack cuts the kiss.
>Crap! You offended her!
>Instead of slapping you, she gently touches your face instead.
“Uhh…”
>”Ah, it’s nothing sugarcube, I just had to make sure I was kissing the real deal and not a faker.”
>You put on a dumb smile before Applejack resumes her kissing.
>Your hand slides and gropes her butt.
>Applejack breaks the kiss.
>https://youtu.be/FhnfBjL9goA
>”S-sugarcube! What are you-“
>You feel up her pantyline and play with it a bit.
>”Ahh~ that does feel…good.”
>Applejack places her hand on your crotch.
>”How does it feel sugarcube?”
“Awesome…just awesome.”
>”My my…that’s a nice set of apples you’ve got.”
>You enjoy her gentle touch.
>Applejack pushes you away from her.
>”However…it’s getting pretty late sugarcube, I’ll be waitin’ for you here at 5 A.M! You need to rest. Believe me…you will get tired!”
“Jackie, you big tease…”
>Applejack sticks her tongue out at you and closes the door behind her.
>Heh, if Big Mac knew about this…
>This day wasn’t complete shit it seems.

>Applejack: +200
>Big Mac: -200
>Sunset Shimmer: +200
>Moondancer: +200
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>>30438306
>The guys cheer.
>Anon turns back at them and gives them a death glare
>guys proceed to shit their pants
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>>30438376
>”My my…that’s a nice set of apples you’ve got.”
That cracked me up, tanks for the update man.
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>>30438376
>relationship with Sunset
>friendship with benefits with Rainbow
>casual sex with Applejack
>cheating with Moondancer
>etc
best timeline?
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>>30438668
Maybe for Anon. But not likely for the ghost thing. They're not gonna be too happy once they find out he's been going for everyone. Not to mention the bigger bad in Dark Blood is involved this time.

I still think he should stick to Moondancer. She apparently doesn't care if he sleeps or gets together with other girls because she just wants to have him in any way. Too sweet. But at this point they've all made it clear the girls don't like her at all.
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>>30438306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9tcHYz02uw
>”That’s it, I’ve seen enough!” Principal Celestia says, ”This behavior is not appropriate from a Canterlot High Student! Anonymous! My office! NOW!”
>You quickly rush at her and grab her by her shirt.
>You land two punches on her face and grapple her arm before turning around and-
>”What are you gonna- AAAAGH!”
>Everybody present cringes and looks away.
>You broke her arm using one of the dangerous techniques you taught Rarity.
>”My arm! MAH ARM!”
”It hurts doesn’t it bitch?”
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>>30438376
>5 A.M.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txmsl9tLPPM
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>>30431917
Give me a good, logical, objective, rational reason why someone should have a waifu period.
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>>30440069
>Genocide route.
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>>30441773
>You quickly land another punch on her face and quickly kick her legs to make her trip.
>She loses balance and lands on the floor.
>The girls gasp.
>Applejack quickly rushes in to help Celestia and punches the back of your head.
>You quickly turn around and grab her oncoming leg in midair.
>”Whoa-“
>You keep holding the leg and quickly bend your elbow to hit her bent knee with it.
>Applejack winces in pain.
>You keep holding her leg before landing another hard hit, this time on her face, with your elbow.
>Applejack falls on the floor and you stomp her body as hard as you can with your right foot.
>Rainbow Dash joins and throws a hard punch at your face.
>You couldn’t dodge it and she quickly dashes at you, to make you fall on your back.
>You resist the push and stand well on the ground.
>Once Rainbow Dash realizes she can’t throw you to the floor you use your elbow to hit her in the head.
>Rainbow Dash falls on her knees and winces in pain before you land a very hard kick to her face.
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>>30442015
kek
>>
>>
Got more Waifus done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwy7PfFq6cI - Carrot Top Debut vs Berry Punch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcl3_iBcXqs - Suri Polomare Debut vs Coco Pommel
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>>30325608
Why is Sugarcoat so sexy?
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>>30438376

>You take a look at your watch.
“Whoa, it sure is late…”
>You better get going.
>You walk down the porch’s steps and head to your vehicle.
>You turn the engine on and step on the gas.
>Applejack Applejack…what a beautiful girl.
>Touching her thighs gave you a hard on, and thankfully she noticed.
>She asked you to help her out tomorrow’s morning.
>You better hit the sack and go to sleep as soon as you get home.
>A lowrider car drives past you and parks in front of Applejack’s house.
>That’s odd.
>You stop your vehicle and take a look on the rearview mirror.
>Four guys run towards her home, armed with pistols.
>Oh shit!
>You quickly turn your vehicle around and drive back to Applejack’s home.
>Screams come out of Applejack and Apple Bloom’s rooms.
>It’s a shame you don’t have many bullets left, and you forgot your mask at home as well.
>You quickly get out of your vehicle and take a look at your trunk.
>There’s the AK, the Shotgun, the pistol and the UZI. They barely have ammo in them.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVsuO2Ichk
“Fuck…fuck!”
>You notice a shiny object in the trunk.
>The car’s crowbar.
>Melee it is then.
>You reach for the car’s crowbar and quickly run to her home.
>You kick the door open.
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>It seems one guy was standing behind the door.
>Your kick made him land on the wooden floor.
>You quickly kick the gun away from his hand.
>The thug stands up and takes out a knife out of his pocket.
>You swing the crowbar and break his wrist.
>He lets out a painful wail and alerts his guys.
>”H-he’s here!”
>You kick the back of his knees and make him fall on his back.
>You take a look at the crowbar, and then at his teeth.
>You shake your head to get rid of the nasty thought that came across your mind and instead you knock the guy out by kicking him in his head until he passes out.
>”HEY!” A guy upstairs yells before shooting his pistol at you.
>You quickly flip Granny Smith’s coffee table and take cover behind it.
>The guy runs out of bullets and tries to reload his weapon.
>You quickly stand up to get out of cover and then you throw the crowbar as hard as you can at him.
>”AGGH!”
>The blunt object hit the guy on his face and he falls on his knees out cold.
>You quickly climb up the stairs and grab the crowbar again.
>You kick Apple Bloom’s door open and find Apple Bloom struggling with another thug.
>”Leave me alone!” She yells.
>You rush at the thug and grab him by his throat using the crowbar.
>”ANON!” Apple Bloom says, both relieved and scared at the same time.
“Are you okay AB?!”
>She nods.
>The guy grabs onto the crowbar to try to escape from your grip.
>You pull on the crowbar harder and he starts to lose consciousness.
>Apple Bloom watches in horror your cruel takedown.
>The thug doesn’t move anymore.
>”I-is he…”
“No AB, he’s just out like a light.”
>Apple Bloom rushes to hug you.
“Let’s get your sister to safety okay?”
>She nods.
“Call the police, this won’t take long!”
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>Apple Bloom nods again and grabs her phone to dial 911.
>You barge in Applejack’s room and see a dreadful scene.
“Crap…”
>Applejack has been taken hostage.
>And the thug is hiding behind her, pointing her gun at her.
>Tears run down Applejack’s face.
>”S-step back! O-or I’ll kill her!” The thug says.
>You do as told.
“The cops are on their way asshole…”
>”Fuck the cops! And fuck the Canterlot Maniac too!”
>The thug pulls Applejack’s hair.
>”Where is your brother?!”
>Applejack cries.
>”I already told you, he’s at the hospital! What do you want from him?”
>The thug takes another look at you.
>”Nothing…”
>The thug points his gun at you.
>”I think we had the wrong guy…”
>Shit…
>The thug aims his pistol at your head.
>Applejack takes an opportunity and hits the thug’s face with the back of her head, breaking his nose.
>You quickly rush at him and break his wrist with the crowbar.
>You throw the crowbar away and start punching and kicking the guy.
“DON’T.”
>You stomp the thug’s head.
“FUCKING.”
>You kick the thug’s elbow which makes it bends inwards.
“MESS.”
>You deliver another kick to his face and knock him out.
“WITH MY FRIENDS!”
>You turn around and take a look at Applejack…sporting cute underwear and a t-shirt.
>She was probably changing into her sleepwear.
>Applejack quickly rushes in and kisses you again.
>She quickly breaks the kiss and cries on your chest.
“There there Jackie…are you okay?”
>Applejack just nods, holding onto your jacket.
>”S-sugarcube!“ She says in between sobs, “t-they tried to kidnap us again.”
>You listen to her.
>”W-what do they want with us?”
>You remain silent.
>Applejack smothers her face on your chest.
>”Why can’t they leave us alone?!”
“After this they won’t try more of this bullshit Jackie…trust me.”
>”T-thanks to you they couldn’t…oh my goodness, I-I.”
>You hug her tighter.
>Applejack shuts up and just embraces you.
>Sirens can be heard nearby.
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>Twenty minutes later.
>The four thugs are shoved into an armored police vehicle.
>”MY ARM!” One of them yells.
>”So…that’s what happened?” A police officer asks.
>”That’s the truth officer,” Applejack says, “if it was not for my friend here me and my sister would’ve been goners.”
>”And you young man? How were you able to take down four guys by yourself?”
“I had a rough upbringing…but I bet that it was not as bad as the Canterlot Maniac’s though, how are you guys dealing with him?”
>”Honestly kid? Once we get our hands on him he’ll wish he never was born…” The officer says, “I wish you were a bit older, you should consider joining the CCPD to help us catch scum like the one you caught. We’ve been looking for these scumbags for weeks!”
“Really now?”
>”Yeah, we have to recognize that the Canterlot Maniac has destroyed most of Silver Fang’s operations, those four guys you caught were some of his scouts.”
“Scouts?”
>The officer nods.
>”People that check out girls and then lure them to then kidnap them…well, at least that was before the 51st street incident. Their modus operandi became more violent after that.”
>The police officer show you a huge list of missing teenagers.
>”Do you happen to recognize these girls?”
>Holy crap that’s a shit ton of missing girls.
>Applejack shakes her head.
>You can’t believe it.
>After all this time, you’ve believed the girls you got out were safe and sound.
>But, you haven’t even seen these teens at all.
>Silver Fang…you son of a bitch.
>”Seriously kid, consider joining us. You’ve got balls.”
>”Yes he does,” Applejack says in a flirty way.
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>”Alright guys! Let’s go! Lady?”
>”Yes?” Applejack says.
>”Will you press charges against these scumbags?”
>”Of course I will…who knows? Those fellas might’ve been the same guys that got my friend Derpy into deep trouble.”
>”Ah yes, the blondie…yes, the Maniac got her out of that building. What a mess that day was. Some of our rookies puked at the sight of that many levels of violence…that masked freak surely brought hell to them.”
>Applejack rest her head on your shoulder.
>”Good thing Anon saved me. That freak saved me as well, but he was less of a gentleman than this lovely guy here.”
>The officer gets into the armored vehicle and drives away with the kidnappers yelling profanities at you from the back part of the armored vehicle.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzXUQYZOOTs
>”Sugarcube?”
“Hmm?”
>”Thank you so much.”
>Applejack plants another kiss on your cheek.
>”Don’t you ever leave mah side, okay?”
“I won’t…”
>Applejack leans in and rests her head on your shoulder.
>You have stablished a genuine bond with Applejack.
>A strong bond has formed between you and her.
>No matter what happens, she’ll trust and love you forever.
>Rank: S

>”Anon?”
“Yeah?”
>”I’m still all shook up. can you uh…please stay with me for the night?” Applejack says while caressing your left leg.
>You caress her thighs.
“Only if we share the same bed…”
>Applejack lets out a naughty giggle.
>”I wouldn’t want it any other way.”
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Oh yes
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>>30445835
>You have stablished a genuine bond with Applejack.
>A strong bond has formed between you and her.

YOSH!
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>>30445835
I may not have read all of this story because I have arguably the worst attention span ever when it comes to reading, but I am starting to become intrigued with this whole Hotline Miami thing. I like how your story has a lot of action in it, and it's making me really excited to see more about this game.
Is this story close to what happens in the game? I never played it but I watched a couple of YouTube videos explaining the whole plot and story stuff.
I might try to read the whole thing if I ever get around to it, but I just want to know if I know what I'm getting into.
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gimme the sex scene please
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>>30445972
No, NaOH's story only takes the theme from the game, there are like no similarities in the story at all. Except for saving a girl.
WFD somewhat captures the action aspect of the game.
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>The Game
Just go play the first game, you will not regret it. Pure fun experience.

>The Story
It's pretty much what you would expect from "Anon in Eques- Canterlot High" green.
Extra thing you get from WFD however is
Gory, full of action Hotline Miami like scenes and different twists provided by violence and criminal element of the city.
Major Spoiler (not really)
Mid story Anon gets a second chance rebooting his timeline and it goes the other way around, expect butterfly effect stuff.
Anon is manipulative fuck if you don't like that trait I won't recommend the story.

Our protagonist is:
30%fuck
30%kill
15%Anons autism getting you ill
15%pleasure
10%pain
And a 100%triple S ritual every day.
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Do your worst.
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>>30446454
That Drake meme is still going around?
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>>30445972
>Is this story close to what happens in the game?
There are few references to Hotline Miami story in Winter Formal Dash is all. Like saving a blonde and vomiting.
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>>30447265
And that hobo Anon killed.
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>>30447325
>>30447265

Jacket was executed as well
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>>30445835
>>30446268
2.5 years, pretty long ride for a green and it feels like a year or less
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>>30422643
>A security guard approaches you and demands that you leave the mall for the day due to “disturbing the peace”
>At least he didn’t make you cleanup the mess that you caused.
>What’s worse than the bits of chicken and lettuce scattered around is the trail of tears Fluttershy left behind.
>Screw it, you’ll let the janitor worry about that. Besides, you have other things to worry about now.
>Your deal to Norman’s mother is in ruins, there’s a good chance that you won’t even go out with Norman for the rest of the school year.
>Actually, maybe for the rest of your high school life, since you didn’t exactly tell your mother about how the barn was handled.
>Screw it, you’ll let the janitor worry about that. Besides, you have other things to worry about now.
>Your deal to Norman’s mother is in ruins, there’s a good chance that you won’t even go out with Norman for the rest of the school year.
>Actually, maybe for the rest of your high school life, since you didn’t exactly tell your mother about how the barn was handled.
>What worries you the most is what Rainbow Dash might see about you, now that you made one of her closest friends run off and crying.
>The only thing that does comfort you right now is hanging out with Norman.
>At least it’s good to see a friendly face.
>You’re going to make the use of this before arriving home later today, because who knows if you’ll ever see Norman again after today.
>And if your parents don’t rip you a new one, you’re most certain that Rainbow Dash will.
>”This is getting out of control.” Norman states out the obvious to you, walking along the side of the pathway.
“I know, but something tells me that it’s going to be over soon.”
>”How do you know that? You burned every bridge for the last week!”
“I still have you.”
>”Yeah, about that…”
“No, don’t do this to me, man.”
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>>30447584
>”Dude, an entire week of girls tried to jump down in your slim pair of pants, and you rejected every single one of them for Dash!?”
“You wouldn’t understand.”
>”Maybe you’re right, I didn’t understood it back at the Boba Tea Lounge, and I sure as hell still don’t understand it to this day.”
“Of course you wouldn’t.”
>”What does that mean?” He irritatingly asked.
“Dash means something to me, not a surprise that you would stoop down to those sluts.”
>He stops walking.
“What?”
>”Not cool, man.”
“Come on, it’s just a joke.”
>”Dude, they saved the school more times than I cared to count. Plus, those chicks were practically begging for you to take them.”
“And that doesn’t strike you that it might be a concern there?”
>”Damn, I didn’t expect for you to be this picky.”
“And I didn’t expect for you to be this pathetic.”
>In plain view, you can see that he took your insult very close to heart.
>”You know what? Good luck with getting Rainbow Dash, you’re really going to need it, now that you are on your own.”
>He flails his hand back at you and walks away.
“Fine! Not like you were that much of a help for the last few days!”
>”Who else is going to listen about your bullshit? Your parents?! HA!”
“I don’t need you, or anyone to help me out!”
>”We’ll see about that! You deserve everything that’s coming to you, and then some!”
“And a big FUCK YOU TOO THEN, ASSHOLE!”
>He walks away, without another word.
>When you look to your left, you see an elderly old woman sitting on a bench with a bag of popcorn, staring at you.
>”I’ll listen, if you want.”
>You waive at her and apologize for being so rude.
>”Possibly another day, ma’am. Enjoy your bird watching.”
>And with that, you leave the park.
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>>30445162
the art is awesome.
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>elderly old woman sitting on a bench with a bag of popcorn, staring at you
My sides!
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>>30325608
10
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This is desperate of me but...did anyone possibly save these comics?

Derpi has almost all of them but it's missing a page and it's such a shame because this series is fun and kinky...
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>>30452011

I saw them, but I didn't save them. Sorry.

I guess someone needs to redraw them or somesuch.
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>>30445835
>need to catch up reading this before bump limit
>also need to do assignment for summer class
>also need to shower
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>>30447565
Tbh he was in a hiatus for ~6 months.
But yeah, it has been a long ride
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>>30452011
>>30452194
It's out there, somewhere in derpibooru. It takes a bit of hunting, but I'm not so sure about that missing page.
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>>30452420
They used to be on Deviantart but the artist pulled everything down and shut down his account for some reason. Such a shame. His art was kind of sketchy but the actual content of what he produced was always fun to read.
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She deserves it for being corrupted by Timber Spruce.
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>>30454329
Yeah about that.

I wouldn't worry about him.
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Anywhere I can read the latest Equestria Girls novelization? I hear Juniper Montage gets a better justification for her actions in it.
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>>30455394
Yayponiez might/should have it if you dont mind downloading it.
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>>30456033
Nah, they're way out of date.
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>>30456906
This is a nice anime.
>>
Might try to make Sour Sweet and Strawberry Sunrise after I go to sleep.

Course, I really should probably look for the waifu coaches instead of making new waifus, but whatever, heh.
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Maybe we should just get this thread over with?
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>>30461116
Don't worry, there's other 9767 fingerbang threads remains
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>>30462514
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new thread when?
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500 get next op is lewd principal Celestia
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New thread pl0x
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New thread:
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