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Dazzling Thread #246

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4th of July Edition


All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!

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Old Shattered Gem: >>30366549
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Viva Murica
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I want adagio to fuck me
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Dazalea a shit this is a GlimGlam thread now.
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>>30450826
Much better
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>>30450846
I want to fuck Adagio's hair.
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>>30450846
Get in line bub.
>>30450851
>>>Out kitty
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>>30450880
what is that pic from?
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Looks like my green may die in this thread, I'll make a pastebin so any newbies can catch up. Updates at usual time, see you guys then.
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>>30450954
Please do. That'll be really helpful for new readers and we can also archive it in the pastebin.
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>>30450954
It looks like the thread I started this in is gone from the archives. Anyone got a link from it from their history or some shit where I can find it?
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>>30451024
>>30450954
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30312433/#q30348138
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>>30451037
You're the greatest, thanks for that.
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Which Dazzle has the most holiday spirit /dzg/? I feel like this would be one of Sonata's favorites.
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>>30451209
Any one of them would be fun but I got to go with Dagi, she's got the waifu card.
>>30451261
Jesus Christ, Anon. Continue your work.
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>>30451272
not mine. i just request it.
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>>30451209
prolly sonata
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To the Anon who wanted Adagio in a virgin killer, I know for a fact that there is art of it, I just went into an autistic fit about the new meme sweater killing out my keyholes and never saved any.
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>>30451488
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=virgin+killer+sweater%2C+adagio+dazzle
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>>30451392
That's some good stuff m8. Thanks for the OC.
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> The adrenaline stops flowing and you begin to really feel the impact of the conflict.
> Your ear hurts a lot, along with a lot of your other body parts.
> As the pain decreases, your thoughts remain on what occurred just a few minutes ago.
> Kinda strange that Joe didn't say anything about you beating up his brother, he must've realized the justice in your actions.
> Your phone buzzes with a new message from Sunset, it's a picture.
> It's of her with the Sirens smiling above Flash's sprawled figure.
> You laugh and reply
"Like my handiwork?"
> She responds "Yes. Where are you?"
"In the locker room, I'll be back out in a moment."
> Joe pats you on the back after absolute silence.
> "Once again, good job Anon. What's next?"
"I... Uh, I don't really know to be honest with you. I didn't plan this far ahead."
> "That's a shocker, for once you didn't plan something out." he laughs.
"Yeah... I think we should get with the girls, see what they've been up to."
> He agrees and you two walk back to the destroyed batting cages, where you find them standing around talking.
> Aria sees you first then begins to mimic the Rocky theme.
> You cannot help but to smile at her antics.
> "So champ, how'd it feel not to be a pussy?"
> Aria never seems to want to give you a compliment without an insult, no matter what you do.
"It felt good at first but then it gave me a headache."
> You scratch the back of your head as congratulations fly.
"All that can come later. When he wakes up, he'll want a rematch-"
> "So what? You'll just kick his ass like before, right?"
"It wasn't as easy as you think, plus with all of you around who knows what could happen."
> You glance at the sleeping figure in the rubble, wondering how someone could go from a simple douche to a villain that fast.
> Then it hits you, it was the spell.
> He was hit by the spell at point blank range, he knew the Sirens were with you.
> It all makes so much sense, this is why everyone has changed.
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>>30451754
> How much hate was put into him, better yet, how much was in the ones he sent?
> Those guys were sent just to kick some ass but instead committed murder and attempted to kill everyone else.
> As your thoughts wander, your fallen foe begins to get back up.
> His dirt-covered hands lift the bars that confined him to the ground.
> Flash eventually picks himself up, holding up one of the curved iron poles.
> Pure hate is visible through his eyes, Sonata and Sunset back up a few feet.
> Looks like round two is coming.
> He emerges and sets the stage.
> You seem ready enough.
> "Last time you caught me off guard, this time I'm ready."
> Almost like clockwork, he swings a heavy right.
> You duck underneath and raise your knee into his wide-open core.
> The motion stops as the force collides, you slam your elbow into the back of his head, crashing onto his nervous system.
> Hitting the area is like a human's "power-button" once something gets it hard enough, you're out.
> Flash falls face-first onto the grass below, once again out for the count.
> "Harder than you think, huh?" Aria says, mocking your earlier statement.
"That's unusual..."
> Last time he proved to be much more of a challenge.
"But do you see his wake-up time? It won't be long before he gets back up, we have to leave."
> You begin to wonder if you're being too dramatic.
> "He's right, if he ends up like this again, he won't be fighting fair. We have to leave." Joe adds, his suggestion is well accepted.
> You all walk back into the parking lot and into the black car, starting it up and heading to the hotel.
> The vehicle pulls out and continues down the road.
"We can't go home for a little while, it's too messed up. The hotel will be home for now."
> "Anon, I don't think the hotel is the best place for... All these guests." said Adagio, worrying about the space available in the small room.
"It's gonna have to do."
> "Uhem, Captain Edge, there's no food." Aria says from her usual backseat position.
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>>30451946
>>30451946
> Now that the subject is up, you could use something to eat as well.
> Too bad you have no money.
"Uh... I don't think I have any money left on me."
> "You fucking idiot, how could you have blown everything?"
"I'll swing by home and grab my wallet. While we're there, you can grab some clothes or something.
> "Anon, we don't have any clothes at your house." Sonata states but she forgot their hoodies and jeans they left behind.
"I believe something will be there, Sonata, just give it a look."
> She leans back in her seat, waiting to arrive like everyone else.
> Cityscape tropes are the usual at mid-morning, boring.
> Most stores are either half empty or filled with with unemployed old ladies with nothing better to do.
> It reminds you of 2007-2012 YouTube.
> trance009dreamscape.webm
"Where is this place again?"
> Sunset points from the backseat forward and to the right with her reply "Keep going straight until the next turn then go right, it should be right there."
> With that, you follow her directions and she is correct.
> Right as you pull in, you realize after you get your shit, you've got nothing to do.
> You park and the whole backseat gets out, Adagio seems to not be going anywhere.
"Aren't you getting out?"
> "No, I don't want to bore myself with that hotel. I'd rather ride with you."
> No arguing with that, you pull out and drive home.
> "So... You've been really busy lately."
"I'd say so, the last 18 hours or so have been pretty intense."
> "I'm sorry for what happened, it shouldn't have come to him."
> You let out a long sigh but answer after it.
"It's fine... We did everything we could to help and when we couldn't help, we beat the ones who caused it."
> "You know... Your whole revenge... It's been really hot."
> You chuckle a bit
"Uh... Thank you? It's over now, our war with Flash seems to be finished."
> "How can you be so sure? He may come back with a bone to pick with you."
"Then by all means, let him."
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>>30452198
> The trip ends as you see your home's torn exterior, covered in bullet holes.
> Fuck that's gonna cost a lot to fix.
> Adagio and yourself step out from the black vehicle and stroll into the devastated estate.
> Glass is all over the floor below the window's former location.
> "Damn, they really had terrible aim."
"Nah, Joe just kept running all over the place."
> The two of you walk up the stairs, Adagio in front.
> Naturally, you check out the view ahead.
> She notices your perversion and pretends to kick you down the stairs, "Dirty-minded child."
"You know I'm no child, you REALLY aren't one."
> "What's that supposed to mean?"
"You fuck good."
> She takes the as a compliment and walks into the twin bedroom.
> You take your trip into the bathroom.
> Everything is how you left it, you pull your wallet from the back pocket.
> Adagio walks out of the room, holding her and her sisters' old worn out duds.
> The two of you walk down the stairs and into the dark vehicle in the driveway.
> "I don't think there's any food in the room, we're going to have to go get some."
"Then that means we have to go to the worst place ever known... Literal Hell on Earth... A supermarket."
> "They're not that bad, Anon."
"Oh yes they are, they're like bitchslapping a crusader."
> "Crusader... Aren't those the weird guys that fought in sand with a bunch of sand people?"
"Pretty much, yeah."
> "Didn't they lose?"
"Prolly, either way they were some fucked up guys."
> "Eh, they weren't too bad. The English were pretty bad right before they left here."
> So the ride is gone through a talk about historical badasses.
> She seems to know a lot about history, well she was there for most of it so you guess she would be pretty good on the subject.
"You really know your shit, huh?"
> "Well being around for the last thousand years does help."
> You turn into the Wal Mart parking lot, trying to find a spot in the labyrinth of taken parking spaces.
> Christ, these places are a pain.
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>>30451261
>Those Dagi teeth
"Eeh. What's up, doc?"
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Alright guys, new thread with new updates. Pastebin is being updated right now. Enjoy the new updates, I hope you enjoyed and be ready for more tomorrow night. See you then!
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Here's the pastebin bois, https://pastebin.com/u/SystemOfAClop archive here I come
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>>30451946
YOU SNEAKY FUCK, YOU THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD GET IT BUT I DID BOY.

MY ANSWER IS THIS: gimme more.
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>>30452448

Good reads.
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>>30452448
Cya bud
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>>30451209
After I get done with a different short story and post that one up in a bit, I'm gonna make something for that before the day is over cause it sounds like a nice thing to write.
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>>30452892
>Dazzlings' Revenge

LIFE IS SUFFERING
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Gonna post up the first short story I got down that i was hoping would go with the general, but we got 4th of july on this time. C'est la vie.
Here's a Mosquito dazzling thing.
Point out the weird shit in it and i'll fix it when I wake up.
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>>30453193
>Be Anon
>Having a normal day in high school.
>Classes go by.
>Lunch comes around.
>The only thing to make this day completely perfect would be these FUCKING MOSQUITOS BUZZING AROUND YOU.
>And to top it off for whatever god damn reason, these specific ones happen to be those dazzling bitches from months back who tried to hypnotize everyone.
>Including you.
>While it does still piss you off, you learned some very odd things about yourself from that time.
>Some fetishes you kind of wish you didn't learn you liked.
>And to top the cherry on this fuck of this adagio legs spread banana split, they decided you were the one they would be buzzing around.
>It's usually around when you go to get some books from your locker that you have to defend yourself from their biting.
>"Come on Anon, let us have a bite once without you swatting at us."
>Heasring Adagio's voice so squeaky and small is really weird to you. How does someone even get used to talking to a mosquito?
"It's a god damn instinct. Besides, why can't you go bite someone else?"
>"Because you already know about us and at least slow down your swatting. If we tried that on someone like that loser rainbow dash, we'd be the splatter on her hand in a second."
>Well she's got you there.
>You let out a quiet groan and just picked your books from your locker while a small blueish mosquito you are sure is Sonata flies on top of your head.
>"Come on Nonny! I'll give you a SUCK just like the good old times."
"I think the suck you and me find pleasurable nowadays are completely different."
>"Ppppppppplease? Maybe if I bit you under the pants it'll feel better."
>You slammed your locker and let out some pent up anger over having a lot of mosquito bites on your stomach for the past few days.
"I DON'T WANT YOU TO BITE MY DICK DAMMIT!"
>Well, letting that out sure felt better.
>Unfortunately the hallways got pretty quite.
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Full res: https://derpibooru.org/1478183
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>>30453197
>You turn hoping that maybe you just yelled in the middle of someone pushing that crosseyed girl again.
>No such luck.
>In fact, you find yourself face to face with a certain bacon haired girl.
>Her eyes went pretty wide for a second before she gave you a weird look.
>One that you were very familiar.
>She wrote something down on some paper before handing it to you with a wink.
>And you're pretty sure you just got Sunset's number.
>...
>Yup.
>Three little buzzing faces entered your field of vision by the tip of your nose.
>The purple one of the group who you can definitely associate with Aria buzzed a bit closer and sort of jabbed you with you small mosquito leg. "Hey! We basically got you a booty call, can we suck your blood now?"
>You have the perfect chance to fucking smack their shit up.
>But...
"Look as long as you just don't fucking keep leaving multiple marks on my body every damn day, fine."
>Three small cheers of "Hooray!" could be heard and then the little fucking parasite got to drinking.
>You picked up your bag and started walking to your next class before thinking of something to talk about with the girls.
"So, how long are you all going to be mosquitos?"
>Adagio let out a small hum before coming to a conclusion, "We have no idea."
"Well, that's reassuring."
>Adagio grumbled while going back into your neck and Sonata decided to put in her two cents.
"Don't worry Anon! We're Female Mosquitos. We've got six to eight weeks for an antidote or we'll be dead!"
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>>30453201
>She doesn't have a normal face right now, but you can basically feel the positive energy coming from her.
>Wait.
>Before you could do it, Aria asked the question on your mind."How in the hell did you know that really dumb fact Sonata?"
>The little blue haired bloodsucker let out a 'hmph' before flying over to butt heads with Aria.
>"I was paying more attention in those classes more than you were, Aria!"
>Lil purple retorted,"We were here to rule over these losers not to actually learn stuff, you idiot.I bet you only listened in about mosquitos because of them and your mouth both have something in common."
>Jesus Christ this was going on for too long.
>Meanwhile Adagio just sort of plopped her fat blood filled self on top of your nose.
"Enjoyin yourself?"
>"You bet." You could practically feel the smugness coming from her.
"Ya know I'm pretty sure you only need to drink blood when you're pregnant."
>A few seconds of nervous silence led you to try and ask the big question.
"Y-you're not pr-"
>"Don't you ever think of asking me that again."
"Okay."
>This was going to be a long ass six to eight weeks.
>Well, at least you'll be getting that sunny ass.
>She always seemed so disinterested in you. Even more so when you talked shit to her during the whole "dazzling brainwash" business.
>It's nice to see how much she's really ch-
>Wait a minute.
>Looking at the number over again you noticed something.
"Call me: 867-5309"
>....
>That bitch.
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>>30453205
>You try your best to keep a stoic face while slowly crushing the note in your hand.
>FUCK YOU SUNSET
>FUCK YOU TOMMY TUTONE
>FUCK YOU JENNY
>You let out a sigh before throwing the crumpled paper away in a nearby trash bin.
>A small voice squeaked at you that sounded like Sonata mosquito, "Don't worry Nonny. You still have us!"
>You snapped out of your little self-pity daze to notice the three mosquitoes on your nose looking up at you.
"Huh?"
>An orange mosquito buzzed closer to the bridge of your nose, making you go a bit cross-eyed to keep eyes on her.
>She took it upon herself to clarify, "We saw the number as well Anon. Ya know, us being on your shoulder and all."
>"And if you can help us SOMEHOW return us to normal, we'd repay you in the way she teased at. No teasing this time."
>It was a bit hard focusing on what she was saying.
>Really, how does no one look away from that small mosquito poof?
>How did she even keep it?
>You stood still in the middle of the hallway deep in thought.
>Do you really want to do that?
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>>30453210
>Well you do remember that they had lost their powers.
>Even if those girls were the ones that did this, maybe they wouldn't be above helping some old enemies in trouble.
>It'll be worth a shot.
"Okay."
>Another round of squeaky "Yay!" from the girl parasites brought a small chuckle from you.
>Well, maybe even without magic you'll be able to stomach these girls.
>And, as if on cue, a small hum came from the trio of chaos which was followed by them trying their best, and sounding really bad, at singing "Jenny".
>You let out a groan which still didn't drown out their squeaky bad pitched "867-5309".
>Yeah.
>A looong six to eight weeks.

Pretty short one, but I want to get to the other thing once I wake up.
Goodnight.
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>>30450826
Why is Sonata the only one in this pic with a normal nose?
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I saw this in another thread and thought you guys might like it.
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>>30453213
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>>30453198

>religious shading
>Adagio looks like she's scared and seeking comforting
>Sunset seems nurturingly loving
>Somehow lesbian

Ponut is among my top 5 fandom artists. I love his work. But come the fuck on with the meme of calling people gay just for being together or hugging. What's next, tagging group hugs as lesbian clusterfucks? Meh. At least Sunset's love seems ambiguous enough to be anything.
If you want to make a non-lewd lesbian picture then you need to show a connection between the girls. Meaningful stares, holding hands with interlocked fingers, hugging from the back. Stuff the normal couples do outside.
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Some mistakes for Independence Day.

>When you open your eyes, the crows are far away.
>You gaze over the headstones, the graveyard and the wall, into the distant horizon.
>Last light of the day, crimson as her hair.
>It envelopes you.
>But unlike before… it does not seep into your eyes and clot into your brain.
>It no longer brings a taste of copper into your mouth.
>As if malevolent spirits had been exorcised from you, you feel free.
>Such heavy burden that you carried this whole time, it feels so light.
>Three people are carrying it with you now.
>No, not just three.
>Numerous.
>They all are there for you… in your time of need.
>In a sense it makes you want to groan in frustration.
>This is just the type of friendship that you mocked the Rainbooms about.
>They support each other, weak hearts that are unable to stand up on their own.
>You took pride in how you and the Dazzlings were pillars of your own, standing by your own strength.
>But can you call this your own strength?
>If you’re depending on so many others, doesn’t that mean you’re just as weak as those you mocked?
>You want to deny it.
>You really want to.
>But… there’s no way you can.
>You’ve come to rely on these girls during this trip, in more ways than one.
>No. This time you’ll have to be honest with yourself.
>You’ve relied on them for a long time now.
>You’re weak.
>That much is true.
>You can’t even begin to imagine how someone as weak as you is supposed to act the part of a villain.
>But with these people with you, it’ll turn out alright.
>Now that you’re admitting it to yourself, you’re sure of that.
>Grudgingly you’ll wear that weakness of yours, and make it your own.
>That way it might just do some good in this world.
>You were never able to save Sunset Shimmer but… maybe you’ll be able to save the Dazzlings.
>You’d have to deceive so many people to pull it off, but if you did, it’d all be worth it.
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>>30453668

>”Nonny?”
>You feel Sonata rub her cheek against your shoulder.
“Yeah?”
>”Are you alright now?”
>You let out a weak chuckle and wipe your eyes.
>Oh God your nose is runny. Better wipe that too.
>It’s… easier said than done, considering Sonata’s wrapped around your arm.
“Yeah. At least I think I am.”
>Your gaze falls upon the headstone before you.
“I needed that. I’ve visited here twice before, but I never really accepted what happened. I just tried not to think about it. Coming back now, I think I can finally admit it all to myself.”
>”For real, Roadie.”
>Aria laughs quietly and gently punches your ribs.
>You turn to look at her and for a moment, surprise grabs your heart.
>Oh crap.
>You thought crying in front of your friends was bad.
>But judging from the redness of Deep Purple’s eyes… you weren’t the only one.
>”Just look at you, dork.”
>She points at your face, and you stare at her finger dumbfounded.
“Huh? What do you mean?”
>”Your eyes, Roadie.”
>You nearly couldn’t believe what you were seeing.
>The expression on Aria’s face… it was a smile. Not a sarcastic one, not an ironic one.
>A genuine, honest smile.
>It practically screamed of relief, like she had a burden of her own that she carried which had been lifted.
>”Your eyes no longer look dead. There’s actual life in them.”
>And the curveballs just keep on coming.
>Aria’s expression wavers as tears streak down her cheeks. She hides it by pressing herself against you.
>You can feel her whole body rocked by joyful sobs.
>”D-do you have… have any idea how w-worried…”
>Her voice cracks and she punches you again.
>This time it’s with actual force.
>”You’re.. you’re the worst!”
>There are no words to describe just how confused you are right now.
>But, you try to go with the flow and wrap your arm around Aria.
>She clings to you pretty hard.
>It’s… it’s not a bad sensation.
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>>30453672

>”Just look at you, Anonymous. You made Aria cry.”
>Adagio’s soft amusement makes you look up.
>She smirks down at you and pats the top of your head.
>”Looks like someone has an awkward car-ride back home waiting for them.”
>You grimace.
“You’re gonna be there too, Cheese Poof.”
>”I know. Wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
“I’ll be sure to share the suffering with you, one way or another.”
>”Such harsh words!”
>There’s momentary staring contest between the two of you, until you both break into ridiculous grins.
>It feels like falling into a routine.
>Sonata, Aria, Adagio… they all had their own way of connecting with you.
>An unique form of relationship.
>The fact that it could feel so natural made your chest feel warm.
>Or maybe it was Sonata wiping her own runny nose to your shirt.
>One or the other.
>”But, honestly?”
>Adagio’s words draw your attention back to her.
>Her hair seems almost aflame, washed with the colors of the twilight.
>”Will you be okay?”
“Yeah. It might not happen overnight but I think I took the first step just now.”
>She nods, approvingly.
>”Good. And if you ever need it, I’ll be there to kick your behind whenever you start to err on that path.”
“Sounds perfect to me.”
>Adagio manages to cock an eyebrow at that.
>”Why Anonymous. Are you suggesting you enjoy being kicked by me?”
“Oh shut it.”
>You both laugh, or rather, cackle.
>Just like a duo of third-rate villains.
>And with that, your trip to back to Kansas, Independence, starts drawing to a close.
>Somewhere far away, curtains begin to shut.
>A play is about end, in a way.
>It takes about ten more minutes for Sonata and Aria to release you.
>When they do, the trio takes few respectful steps back.
>You have a goodbye to say, after all.
>For a moment you let your eyes linger at the group waiting for you.
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>>30453678

>All those faces, all those emotions flowing between you lot.
>From Chrysalis giving you a quiet thumbs up to Sour Sweet drying her eyes with a handkerchief.
>It’s an odd feeling to realize after this sobering trip down the memory lane that you have so many friends you can trust.
>And so many who trust you, even after all that was revealed of your past.
>So, with a smile of your own, you turn back to the headstone.
“Well, that’s them, Sunny. They’re a pretty weird bunch, I know.”
>You roll your eyes as you hear Trixie protest with a loud ‘Hey!’ before being silenced by Starlight.
“But I think I’ll be alright with them. I think I could even learn a thing or two by hanging with them, who knows? So there’s no need to worry, Babe.”
>You let your fingers caress the surface of the stone.
>It feels warm, even in this cold winter.
“I’ll be alright. They’ll be there to make sure of it. So… I think I’m finally ready to say goodbye.”
>How weird.
>Did something get lodged in your throat?
>Speaking feels so hard.
“Ready to let go and… and ready to move on.”
>How ironic.
>Just like Sunset lied to you on her final moments, you’re doing the same.
>Just goes to show how much she changed you.
“Don’t get me wrong. I’ll always love you and cherish our memories, but… I need to move on.”
>You lean in closer, to whisper.
>They don’t need to hear this.
>It’s for Sunset’s ear only.
>”Because they deserve it. All of them.”
>You pull back and heave a long sigh.
>You exhale the last bits of doubts inside you.
>The last bits of sunlight highlight the graveyard around you.
>”Don’t worry, Sunset!”
>Sonata’s cheerful shout catches you off-guard, and you turn back to look at the group.
>She grins at the headstone with that way only she can.
>Without a single malicious bone in her body.
>”We’ll keep Nonny safe!”
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>>30453681

>Aria snorts and smirks, folding her arms.
>”Yeah. Roadie will be in good hands with us.”
>Adagio looks at her siren sisters approvingly, before turning her eyes towards the gravestone as well.
>”We’ll take over from here. You have nothing to worry about.”
>A warm wind blows from somewhere.
>You’re pretty sure dusk at winter shouldn’t feel this pleasant.
>But you’re not complaining.
>Still… it’s odd.
>For some reason, you can hear music echoing from somewhere.
>It starts out quiet and distant, yet it grows louder.
>And before you know what is actually happening, Sonata claps her hands together.
>Without hesitation she opens her mouth…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9doqLZdSQfQ
>... And starts to sing.
>”Sharing with us what he knows.”
>Aria throws her hair back and continues.
>”Shining eyes are big and blue.”
>Adagio puts her hands on her sisters shoulders, and takes over the song.
>”And all around him water flows.”
>Her raspberry eyes are locked onto you, sincere glimmer in them.
>”This world to him is new. This world to him is new…”
>In perfect synchronization the three of them draw breath, preparing for the chorus.
>In that moment, you realize something.
>Their voices which used to be shrill and averse to singing are now ringing loud and clear like a bell.
>As if something that held them back has been shattered.
>”He’s born to shimmer, he’s born to shine!”
>Their combined voices are enough to send shivers down your spine.
>”He’s born to radiate!”
>The way that they sing is almost as if they were weaving magic.
>Golden strings that unite into a brilliant light.
>”He’s born to live, he’s born to love!”
>And because of that, they’re singing straight from the heart.
>Their feelings bare.
>”But we will teach him how to hate!”
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>>30453684

>You know that it can’t be just the singing lessons you’ve been giving them.
>There’s something more at play here, yet at the same time… you can’t be arsed to care.
>You’re too raptured by their clear melody.
>It mesmerizes you strongly enough that you’ve opened your own mouth without even thinking.
>The music mellows back into the next verse, which you start.
“And this thing they call our time.”
>All eyes are on you now, and you awkwardly scratch the back of your neck.
“I heard a brilliant woman say.”
>You turn to look upon the headstone, smile crowning your face.
“She said: ‘You know it’s crazy how I want to try to capture mine.’”
>Your own emotions and these lyrics intertwine.
>Memories are bubbling to the surface.
“I think I love this woman’s way.”
>Such as Sunset Shimmer’s smile.
“I think I love this woman’s…!”
>Your left hand balls into a fist against your chest, as you right meekly reaches towards the headstone.
“Way she shimmers, the way she shines!”
>Just like them, you let your heart unfurl with this song.
“The way she radiates!”
>A twinkling sensation, like magic or some sort of energy, flows through you.
>Before you those last rays of pleasant crimson start forming shapes.
>Your eyes play tricks on you, creating a canvas of days gone by for you to see.
“The way she lives, the way she loves!”
>There, you see her painted with what you experienced together.
>Painted with the time you treasure.
“The way she never hates!”
>Your eyes no longer know what to believe.
>From within those swirling images, you see a golden figure reach out to you.
>Gently, it grasps your extended hand.
>You hesitate none, and pull her towards you.
>What emerges from that shimmering mirage is a girl you know. Girl you cannot forget.
>She may be a mere hallucination, but it feels just too real.
>Like she is truly there, holding your hand.
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>>30453691

“Sometimes I think of all of this that surrounds me.”
>You do not question this phantasm granted to you.
>It may be in your mind, it may be real.
>But just the fact that she’s there for one final time is enough for you.
“I know it all as being mine!”
>Slowly, softly, the mirage of Sunset Shimmer snakes her arms around your shoulders.
>She rests her body against yours, forehead to your chest.
“But she kisses me and she wraps herself around me!”
>You can hear her tender giggle amidst the music.
“And she gives me love, she gives me time~!”
>As she lifts her cerulean eyes to look at you, you can see her form starting to fade.
>Fondly, she rises to her tip-toes and you lean downwards.
>The moment your lips touch, she is gone.
>A zephyr of golden particles, like the last droplets of sunlight, whirl around you.
>Beaming, you look towards the sky and raise your voice to a crescendo.
“And I feel fine!”
>You’re not lying.
>This trip was supposed to bring closure to your friends…
>... And yet, it ended up bringing closure to you as well.
>Enough to make your heart feel full.
“I feel fine!”
>The lights, the argent swirls, the aurora-like mirages, they all fade away.
>The sun dips under the horizon in a mere flash.
>Just the glow remains.
>Just like fireflies at the end of summer, the magic is gone.
>But you don’t feel sad.
>Despite everything, no, perhaps because of everything, you can only feel content.
>And as the music exits the bridge, you turn to look back at your friends.
>Awe and wonder are written all over their faces.
>What did they see? You acting crazy?
>Or perhaps they too saw the shimmer?
“But time I cannot change.”
>You realize each of them is holding something at the very same time Gilda throws you a can of beer.
>You crack it open.
“So here’s to looking back.”
>You raise the can and offer your friends a grin. All of them return the gesture.
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>>30453695

“You know I drink a whole bottle of my pride and I toast to change.”
>You can still feel the lingering, tepid heat of the sun against the back of your head.
>It feels smooth as caressing fingers.
>Above you the evening sky turns to deep shade of blue.
>The first stars blink up there somewhere, much clearer than anywhere in Canterlot.
>The stars you grew up under.
“To keep these demons off my back, just get these demons off my back…”
>Determinedly, you take a sip from the can.
>The cool liquid flows down your throat.
>It tastes cheap, yet just right.
>It’s a simple thing, just like you at the end of they day.
>The alcohol energizes you enough to bellow out the chorus once more.
“‘Cause I want to shimmer, I want to shine! I want to radiate!”
>The magic that was just here might be gone.
>However, you can still feel it emanating from each and every one of you.
“I want to live, I want to love!”
>Combining into a field that carries your song near and far.
“I want to try and learn how not to hate, try not to hate~!”
>You can’t be the only one who feels it.
>You can see the eyes of your friends shining with the light of the sun that’s already gone.
>Together, they join to the last reprise.
>A choir of misfits creating something beautiful.
>Just like years ago.
>”We’re born to shimmer, we’re born to shine! We’re born to radiate!”
>From your oldest companion, Sonata, to the newest rekindled friendship, Chrysalis, they all sing.
>No matter if from Canterlot High School, Crystal Prep High or from another world completely.
>You all become one through this melody that the lot of you weave.
>String upon string, one from each of you, brought together.
>A single message reverberating through the empty cemetery.
>”We’re born to live, we’re born to love!”
>One that you all agree upon.
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>>30453698

>”We’re born to never hate~!”
>And as the music starts fading away, you feel it once more.
>That familiar touch. The slight fragrance of something spicy.
>Though invisible, it lingers for but a moment more.
>Yet that moment is all you need, her body heat making you feel safe and secure.
>A small form presses her back against yours.
>Two people who couldn’t be more different from each other.
>You, gazing into your future. Towards the friends who changed you.
>She, gazing into your past. Towards the friends who made you.
>”He’s born to shimmer. He’s born to shine.”
>You don’t know if anyone else can hear it.
>If they can, none of their faces reveal it.
>Except, perhaps, Adagio’s knowing smile.
>”He’s born to radiate.”
>A quiet voice that used to fill you with so much love.
>No, it still does, only in a different kind of way.
>Nostalgia that you hold close to your heart.
>Just like the sight of the evening-veiled city of Independence.
>”He’s born to live, he’s born to love.”
>The phantom voice of Sunset Shimmer.
>Your Sunset Shimmer.
>”But you will teach him how to…”
>With that, the end finally comes.
>That voice fades away, leaving her last words unclear.
>Did she believe in your new friends?
>Did she not?
>Or was all of this merely your hallucination?
>You stare into your half-empty can and let your shoulders relax.
>Your body shivers not out of sorrow, but out of determination.
>Like branches of lightning slowly advancing upon your skin.
>You lift your head, meeting the eyes of Adagio, Aria and Sonata.
>Four people who couldn’t be more different.
>Three girls whom you finally admit your feelings towards to.
>Be it a love in the type of storge, or in the type of eros, it hardly matters.
>What matters is that it shan’t lose to what you felt towards Sunset Shimmer.
“Goodbye, Sunny.”
>You finally say your farewells.
>To the love of your life.
>And to the town that raised you.
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>>30453704
And that's it for today's update, apologies for any and all typos.

"Shimmer" is one of the songs I've been waiting to get to use ever since I plotted out MaMwM, and it's not a bad song either. Still, Shawn Mullins is one creepy-looking dude. That is a face of a man who molests fillies and is okay with it.

Next time: We say goodbye to Independence, Kansas, and move on tot he next arc.

Now, time to get drunk.
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>>30453708
Wew thanks for the update lad
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>>30453708
Another writefag in the thread bringing some fresh content, I love it. Your stuff is pretty good, way better than mine. Good work here, I'm gonna have to step my game up in these final chapters thanks to your good work here.
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>>30453708
Noice.
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>>30453704
>You, gazing into your future. Towards the friends who changed you.
>She, gazing into your past. Towards the friends who changed you.
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Did anyone happen to archive that thread where anon did the mini-quest with Dazzleimps in the dungeon?

Asking for reasons.
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>>30454848
No but that anon says he plans on continueing someday
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>>30450846
With her ovipositor?
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>>30454848
>>30455076
>imps
Hope he drops it and never writes again.
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>>30454848
I think it's like four threads or so back.
>>30455197
That's a cute one.
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>>30455710
kys you fucking dork
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>>30456074
Eat my ass, bazooka chin.
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I am back with another short.
4th of july thing.
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>>30456440
Shine your shoes and light the fuse
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>>30456440
>Ah 4th of July.
>You remember it fondly back on real earth.
>Hot dogs
>Burgers
>Aunt Questionable choking on Uncle Unspecified's hot dog that you accidentally walked in on.
>Scarred for life.
>Good times.
>But you're in a different place.
>Be Anon on horse-human earth.
>First few days were a mind fuck.
>You got your own place now though.
>A backyard and all that shit.
>Dadnon would be proud.
>You were supposed to learn why the people here celebrate the 4th of their July for a different reason than you did.
>You didn't give enough of a shit to care though really.
>As long as you can still eat burgers and blow up fireworks you were fine with whatever they celebrated.
>Today the weather was nice and warm, no cloud to be seen.
>You got a grill ready for delicious meat.
>...
>Burgers and hotdogs you mean.
>A creaking sound from your wooden fence door opening brought you back to earth and found three girls just walking in like they owned the place.
"Hey there Dazzles."
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>>30456453
>Adagio, Sonata, and Aria.
>Three girls you found to be the same situation as yourself when you got here.
>No money or job.
>They were, and still are, major pain in the asses.
>But you've learned to love it.
>They've all got bags in their hands.
>Adagio with food along with Sonata and Aria holding fireworks.
>A lot of them.
>Thisgonbegood
>Adagio was the first to greet you with the regular kiss to the cheek,
>She really loves to tease.
>"Hey there Anon. Sorry we took a bit so long, these two dimwits took a long time picking out some fireworks."
"No problem, I'm just getting the grill up now anyways so you made perfect time."
>"Yesss! Burgers!", Sonata jumped with joy and watered at the mouth at the thought of that meat she's going to shove down her mouth.
>You got some patties ready on the grill and took out a couple of hotdogs from a pack the Dazzlings brought to kick this b-b-q up.
>Adagio and Sonata started out the night with a few small sparklers while sitting on your bench waiting for the burgers.
>Mid flip with your mad spatula skills you felt a tug on your shirt.
>You turned to find Aria with her hand on your shirt letting out a small embarrassed cough in her hand.
>God that's cute.
"What can I do ya Aria?"
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>>30456461
>"H-hey Anon, when do you think we can get to the BIG fireworks?"
>Oh boy, you knew this was coming.
>"How about we get out some food before we get out the big guns, eh?"
>She looked at the ground in contemplation before nodding in agreement.
>Yeah sure right now she was compliant.
>But once you got out ALL the fireworks.
>This place was going to be a battlefield.
>You'd like to at least have a full stomach before she destroys the place.
>Aria had learned to control herself over the years thank god.
>Sometime passed and the food was getting close to done.
>Aria and Sonata blasting off someone shot explosions into the sky.
>Adagio sort of just sitting on the bench texting.
>This brings back memories.
>...You miss Dadnon's burgers.
>But you'll be damned if you don't live up to his legacy.
>YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE BEST GOD DAMN BURGERS TODAY.
>A voice over the fence brought you out of your daze, "Hey, Anon! Those burgers smell great!"
>You don't even have to look to know who that is.
>Motherfucking Timber Spruce
>Asshole always tries to get some food without contributing.
>"Mind if I join in? I don't really have much going on myself today. Never was one for fireworks."
>Fucking commie
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>>30456478
"Sorry Man, there's barely enough for us and Sonata's black hole of a stomach.
>A loud "Hey" came from the depths of the fireworks, but you ignored it.
"Maybe next time man."
>"Well I don't have to eat, I'd like to try and hook up with one of the hotties you always hang around."
>Not only did he mooch, he was the biggest creep.
>Even the Dazzlings found him uncomfortable to be around.
"Look, man, I just got this stuff together for me and the girls for a quiet night. Well, as quiet as it can be with fireworks."
>He sighed and nodded in defeat as he slinked back inside his house.
>Finally.
>Oh hey and the food is lookin good.
"Food is done!"
>Three loud cheers came from the girls as you all sat down and finally started digging into the freedom burgers.
>Also includes chips
>You're glad you had a big grill to cook up a lot of stuff on.
>God knows how much would have been left for you and the other two when Sonata was done eating.
>With enough stuff in your stomachs, the main event was up next.
>THE BIGGER EXPLOSIONS.
"Alright Aria, IT'S TIME."
>The purple menace let out a squee before searching through her box and pulling out a bunch of very large fireworks.
>Fireworks that look like they'd be VERY LOUD.
>As You let Aria off to do her own business, you walked toward the patch of grass in your backyard where Adagio and Sonata set up a few fireworks.
"Hey girls, those look nice."
>A very rapid bobbing in agreement came from Sonata as she lit a decently looking sized firework that let out five consecutive shots into the sky.
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>>30456490
>As Sonata and Aria were entranced with their fireworks a voice whispered from around the corner of your home.
>"Psst, Anon you free at the moment?", You look over to see Adagio looking over from the side like she's trying to be stealthy.
>A single tear came from your eye.
"I'm always free."
>You walk over and quietly as possible, getting tossed into the wall by Adagio when you got close enough.
>Her lips pressing roughly against your own.
>It wasn't long before you got your tongues into the action, a soft moan coming from Adagio.
>You kept this going until a breath of air was needed.
"Couldn't wait til later?"
>"Shut up, I've been waiting all day for this holiday fuck."
>You gave back a small chuckle before placing a quick peck on her lips and slowly moving the kisses down to her neck.
>Adagio tried to keep her moans in check so the others wouldn't hear.
>Which just made it more fun for you to keep pushing her.
>Your continued your assault on her neck as one of your hands found its way on to one of her breast and the other on her thigh.
>She let out a grumble knowing where you were getting at.
>Carressing one of two big lumps on her chest and slowly sliding your other hand on her body got a better reaction from the poofy girl.
>Moans a little louder than the previous ones left her mouth as she tried to bite on her finger to stop herself.
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>>30456500
>As you started to slide a hand down into the honey pot, a loud cough caught you both by surprise.
>Looking over to the sound had you both looking at an Angry looking Sonata and an annoyed Aria.
>Sonata huffed, "You guys just couldn't wait could you?"
>Adagio shrugged in response with a smirk, "What? you guys were gonna get your turns later anyways."
>Aria rolled her eyes before going back to the yard and continue her plan.
>Sonata meanwhile just glared at you both before Adagio sighed in defeat.
>"Alright fine."She gave you one last peck on the cheek before going back with Sonata.
>All you could do was look down at the rager you were sporting.
>You got god damn blue balled.
>Returning back to where the fireworks were at, you saw the huge pile-up Aria had.
>You and the other girls just looked at it in awe.
"Jesus, this pile is bigger than last year."
>Aria proudly nodded and gave the last firework she had a kiss before setting it up and walking to the front yard.
>You all decided to follow her, seeing a long line of very long fuses.
>When you all stopped in the front of your house the twin tail destroyer put on goggles and took out a match.
>Ruhrohraggy
"Ya know I'm having second thoughts about th-"
>"TOO LATE"
>And Aria was right.
>The fuse was lit.
>The spark went by and soon got to the backyard.
>Only then did you remember.
>You didn't bring in the grill.
>FUCK
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>>30456514
>And as if on cue, the sky was filled with many explosions and sounds.
>You had something almost like this once on regular earth.
>Grandpa undisclosed almost died from the flashbacks.
>If the skies could talk
>They'd say really bad things about Aria.
>You could even see a bunch of other people coming out of their yards to check out the explosions.
>lots of "oohs" and "aahs"
>Well so far so good.
>And then it wasn't.
>A bigger explosion than the others came went into the sky, but it looked like something had gone wrong with it.
"Uh, Aria?"
>"Yeah I see it. This is gonna be good."
>And with those ominous words, the remaining thing that came from the final firework came crashing down into a house.
>Timberwood's home to be exact.
>Luckily he was outside as well.
>You and the others kind of just looked with wide eyes as Timber screamed and ran to his home to try and stop the fires.
>After whistles back into your backyard, as well as fist bumping Aria, you all took the remaining time to clean up Aria's destruction.
>Aria was still laughing hysterically as she got rid of the last bit.
>"Man, that was awesome."
"Hell yeah it was."
"Best god damn fourth of July I've had."
>Deciding to call it a day, you put up the grill and walked to the door to your house before an arm stopped you.
>That arm belonging to Adagio, Sonata, and Aria behind her with lust in their eyes.
>"Not so fast Anon, we still have time left in the day."
>Aria started to undo her shirt, a bit of her bra poking out."Those explosions made me pretty god damn hot, ya gonna help me with that?"
>"Yeah, Time to light those bedroom fireworks!", Sonata ended with her cheesy seductive jokes.
>Excalibur has been AWAKENED.
>In the last bit of July 4th wind, you heard a faint voice.
>"I'm proud of you son. Get that butt."
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>>30456524
Ignore the fact that I fucked up a name in here that will be changed to the actual damn thing in the pastebin.
speaking of here it is: https://pastebin.com/hq7a3PPv
I could have maybe made it longer, but I didn't want to go through the whole damn day with this at the fourth already be over.
Sorry if it ain't all that good. Hope you all have/had a great 4th of July!
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>>30456540
A M E R I C A
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>>30456568
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>>30456540
Thanks for posting m8. Always nice to have more green.
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>>30452448
>>30452534
Noice m8. Thanks a bunch.
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Which Dazzling would you spend the 4th of July with?
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>>30457188
you can not tame the blaze
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>>30457188
>Sonata

Wonder how that happens
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>>30457631
Sonata is a virgin
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>>30456524
>Yeah, Time to light those bedroom fireworks!
Mac yeah fucking tease
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Sorry, no updates tonight. It's been a long day and my heart isn't in it tonight. I wouldn't want to force myself and make an update you guys wont like. Tomorrow is a different story, until then.
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>>30456540

It covered all the essentials. Meat, explosions and sex.

A fine work.
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: Ok, that’s enough Adagio. If you finish the climax you are really going to kill her. [keeps playing]: Adagio…?
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Could I ask for Human Twilight x Sonata Dusk? You know, for science? (And thank you a lot for your help with my question a while ago~)

you’re welcome :D
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How did everyone enjoy their 4th? I got to light off fireworks with the family, fool around with my loli cousins, hope through the fountains, have a mortar blow up early and barely part ways past my cousin and I, and I'm very sure now that my thirteen years old cousin is a hoe and I may see nudes some day...
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>>30453708
>That spoiler
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>>30458942
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>>30458621
I think I'm still drunk. And I was supposed to write today, too.
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>>30458606
So does this go somewhere?
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>>30458561
sounds like a good fourth
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>>30458621
>>30459321

I thought fireworks were banned or something. Do liberals also celebrate the 4th of July?

>>30459895

>Adagio goes through an esoteric journey and unlocks the dormant power of her kaiju ancestors
>She grows and starts destroying stuff
>SciTwi grabs Sunset by the hand and pulls her to her basement
>"Quick! There's something I need to show you."
>SciTwi unveils her experimental maximization ray
>She uses it to make Sunset grow huge
>Pacific Rim music starts playing as Sunset confronts Adagio and hits her with a ship
>The ensuing fight claims the life of Steven Universe who was jumping up and down like a retard with a stain in his pants and yelling "giant woman! Giant woman!"
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>>30460990

What the HELL is up with Aria`s ass?
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>>30461011
deltalima needs to practice anatomy.
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>>30460970
Nope. Although reds and tacos get the best ones.
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>>30460990
>that deformed ass
Has Twalot been experimenting again?
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>>30461002
Hug the big fishy pony
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>>30461669

>Aria hates company. Except for you
>Sometimes she goes to the beach to assume her normal form and clear her mind
>And while she doesn't invite you, she tells you whenever she goes and hopes you'll join her
>You find her aquatic form fascinating
>Her shinny scales, her fins, her lithe muscular body, the way she darts underwater and chases fish for the fun of it
>You often cheer and clap whenever she makes a trick, like jumping high into the air
>Then she comes out of the water and lays on the sand or rocks if they are available to sun herself
>That's when you approach her and study her up close
>Your fingers trace her defined musculature while your eyes admire the iridism on her scales
>Normally Aria would swat you away with her tail for annoying and touching her, but she enjoys your compliments with a self-datisfied smile. You make her feel good about herself

I'd request a drawing of anon chilling in the beach with beast mode Aria, but I'm too sleepy to make a quick reference pic.
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Back tonight boys, time to get this show on the road
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>>30462156
I'll be starting early tonight since I got nothing better to do. See you then!
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>>30462163
ayye
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>>30452422
> The Walmart has it's own select V.I.P list of people who are usuals in it or at least for the description of those who are usuals.
> These people, this select breed of human, usually lack education, good life choices, high self-esteem, and positive role models.
> As you walk into the redneck Michael Kors, you see the dumbfounded men staring at Adagio regally walking through the store, while their wives find ingredients for tonight's meal.
> Really you wouldn't blame them, her walk is pretty different compared to everyone else's. it has more of an elegant, graceful and regal look to it that radiates with both beauty and confidence.
> Your walk on the other hand, it's more-so a normal guy's strut, nothing special.
> "I'll say the men around here look as if they've never experienced the sight of someone remotely attractive in their lives." she comments, unknowing of your slight staring as well.
"Well... to be fair, it is pretty had finding someone attractive at the family reunion when you're picking your wife."
> Cold but true.
> Adagio continues her stroll through the frozen food isle, picking up some pizza rolls and microwave mini-burritos.
> A banshee screech is heard from a few isles over, sounds like someone couldn't have minions merchandise.
> The sound reminds you of the primal shouts of the 18 year old that was in 8th grade with you who wore Angry Birds t-shirts, his Neanderthal dominance over the other students was something to remember.
> You run to the other isle to see the issue, the sight is one that anyone would be disgusted of.
> A single mother with over four screaming children, trying to satisfy the little evil cherubs.
> You return to your previous isle in search for more food.
> Adagio picks up a box of Digiorno Pizza, shaking it up-and-down with a smile and her chin pointed to her neck.
You give into her adorable glare, "Ugh, put it in the cart."
> She smiles in thanks and places the box gently into the cart.
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>>30462373
> After the last of the frozen items is acquired, you push the cart along into the next isle.
> You figure that Joe or Aria would want some chips or something to snack on tonight.
> In turning the cart, your own collides with someone else's coming out of the same isle.
"What the he-"
> "What the he-"
> Wait a second... that voice is familiar.
> You look around the corner to the sight of your aunt, looking at you with similar surprise.
> "Anonymous? Ah, just the boy I was about to see. What are you doing here?"
"The same thing everyone else is here for."
> "I heard you were in some trouble, someone told me you've been involved with some violent young men... Is this true, Anonymous?"
> For some reason, your aunt spoke with a slight English accent despite living her entire life in the same town as you.
"Less involved, more attacked. They popped up, attacked me, I retaliated. They're not going to bother me anymore."
> "Really... I heard they had guns. Did someone get hurt?"
"You could say that."
> "Well enough with the dark things, how are your friends Joseph and Justin doing?"
> Just hearing his name sends sadness and regret through your body.
"Uh... Aunt Anne, Justin passed away last night."
> She doesn't even seem shaken by the death of someone so close to you.
> Just as you're about to spill the beans on your last 24 hours, Adagio appears with a box of cookies.
> "Look, 'Non, I found some cookies... Who's this?"
"Uh, Adagio, this is my Aunt Anne."
> "Oh, this is that lady who took your money-"
Fuck
"T-Those look like some nice cookies there, Adagio. I think we should-"
> "And who are YOU, Ms. Adagio?"
> "Didn't you just answer that for me?"
> Adagio's silver tongue was too strong for your aunt's lady-like façade.
> The pair verbally clash about what is the best way to handle the insurance money you were left a few years ago.
> Since you don't want to end up on World Star as the guy involved in "Two Bitches Fighting In Walmart", you try to clear this.
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>>30462503
> The two anger-filled Lynxes bicker hateful banter back-and-forth, getting angrier with each turn.
"Well Aunt Anne, it's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun. We've got to get going now, it was nice seeing you."
> "I wish I could say the same... Your brother's girlfriend was cuter."
> Adagio grinds her teeth with malice at the remark.
> "My aunt was better than you and she was a dragon."
> You drag Adagio into the isle along with the cart.
"Here's the deal, Dagi, you have got to make peace with her. I know she's a bitch but she's pure budget."
> "I suppose I could but she's a massive bitch."
> She's kinda cute when she's mad isn't she?
"We'll figure that out later, for now let's get this food and go."
> You stock up on snacks and other delectable foods for the night, hopefully there's enough for everyone but people are unpredictable and Sirens are even more unpredictable plus whatever Sunset is.
> You push the cart to the overwhelming line at Cash Register #9 with an awkward acne-covered schoolmate of yours, daydreaming instead of working.
> He's in his own world right now, acknowledging no one's existence but his own.
> The stupid fuck is like the average Tool fan back in like '97.
"Jesus Christ, what shit is this moron taking?"
> Then, a strange troll-like mountain woman had slugged around, making a reference to your statement in a tongue that only those that bad been raised within could identify as speech.
> You just kinda stood there while it spoke with a grin(?) on it's calloused face.
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> This is really not the most pleasurable sights to be witnessing, it's like something out of Spirited Away.
> "Go ahead, Anon. Answer the nice lady."
> You turn your head to a snickering Adagio, you stare blankly.
"Sure, just gimme a sec."
> You said, mouthing the words "Fuck you"
> With her response being a mouthed "Bring it faggot."
> You turn back to the frog-person, it breathes.
> Fuck the air smells like putrid fuckfire.
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>>30462844
> Its like the scent of 40,000 week-old buckets of piss being poured into a Chinese restaurant's septic tank.
"Riiiiight."
> You've begun to hold your breathe until the heat goes away, a minute goes by and it remains.
> By this time, it doesn't seem to be going away any time soon.
> Your poofy gal-pal is having a great time watching you suffer, silently laughing her ass off.
> The smell seems to be gone but you ignore it's lies.
> Your lungs beg for mercy but this is a time of crisis. It's at DEFCON 4 right now and there's no way in hell that you're breathing that shit in again.
> The strange cross-species turns back around, minding its own business once again.
> The damage has been done.
> You back up, turn around and begin to breathe in good oxygen once again, your lungs thank you greatly for your deeds.
> It takes a minute for your body to recuperate and restore itself.
> The line begins to move again and before you know it, it's time to pay.
> The strange guy zones-out again, only moving his hand back and fourth checking out items like clockwork.
> The price reads on the register, he doesn't notice.
"Uh, what's the price?"
> "Uh.. What, oh yeah, the price... What was that again?"
"I don't know man, it's on the register."
> "Rightrightright... Like sixty bucks."
> You hand him a $50 and a $10, telling him to keep the change.
> Apparently he doesn't understand that concept and tries to hand you the change, which you deny.
> You place the bags in the cart and take the cart to the vehicle outside.
"Do you see why I hate that place now?"
> "Not really, it was a nice place but the people are strange."
"That's because you're attractive, when you're attractive in Walmart, people don't give you as hard of a time."
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Well I got 4 out tonight instead of my usual 5, sorry about that guys. I'm just really, really tired. I updated the pastebin and tomorrow night I plan on dishing out 6 updates. See you guys then. I'm gonna be shitposting until I pass out, night guys.
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>>30463034
Thanks for the update friendo
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>>30463609
Her tail is so short, but it's still pretty cute 10 out of 10
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>>30464492

On one hand I'm a little bothered that Sonata became the Taco Lady. She is gluttonous and childlike. But on the other hand if people drew her with gluttony in mind then we would had gotten a lot of Sonafat pics, including disgusting fetishist stuff.
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>>30463331
That is a fucking cute Sonanay
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>>30464687

>Cutey Sonaynay comes to you
>She shakes her rump at you and asks for sex because you're both horny
>Adagio and Aria intervene and cockblock, claiming that Sonata is too young
>Instead they offer themselves to you for the purpose of venting
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>>30465141

>Have you no shame, Anon? My poor little sister suffering the advances of a rake like you. She is barely 1400, you monster. Now if your tastes have matured to appreciate a grown woman then...

>One: You all look like you`re fifteen. Two: Yesterday she blew the janitor for a bottle of hooch and a sawn off shotgun.

>...Oh dear. I guess i have to tell Aria that her daring Sonata to eat Casu Marzu is likely to backfire on her.
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>>30464492
Something I hate that this fandom has done is that they took one piece of her personality and assume that this is her whole personality when there is so much more to her than that. There's so much more to the Sirens than we got to see, it makes me wish they had their own solo movie so we could see who they truly are.
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>>30465260
>She is barely 1400, you monster
Kek
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http://i.imgur.com/R56kyQD.jpg
Enjoy
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>>30465682
Sorry, anthro and necrophilia aren't my cup of tea
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>>30441513
>>30441501
>>30463351
Full Res: https://derpibooru.org/1480021
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>>30465701

Thanks for the heads up.
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>>30466483
Dazzlings are for breeding
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>>30466508

I want flustered Dazzlings to tell me that they're too young to be bred.
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>>30466508
You know it baby.
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>>30467227
want a hug from the poofster
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Small writer's note: I always listen to Koop & The Gang before I write this shit, when I get to some romantic scenes I play some Joni, when there's action I play some intense shit like during the kidnap scene I listened to some dark rap then during the fight scenes I listened to some Disturbed. I find that music helps the writing process a lot, it really pushes your brain to come up with some cool shit when you're blocked.
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>>30467568
I meant Joji, not Joni lol
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>>30467227
is that the full pic or is that all there is?
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>>30467568
lets go gibbe me da update daddy
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>>30463011
> "Riiiight, because you know all about being attractive."
> Her sarcastic tone left a slight hint of truth within your soul, it stung on the inside like that cramp you get after chewing gum.
"I know as much about being attractive as you do in having positive role models."
> "Speaking of role models, Anonymous..."
> Oh God, what the fuck is she on about?
> "Did you ever have a role model, anyone you wanted to be like?"
> That's a weird question, you're gonna have to answer this one.
"Well... If I could really generalize it, I'd have to say Mark Wahlberg, Vegeta, and Robert Downy Junior. Those guys are kinda like what I based myself around while growing up and steadily I became them."
> "Veggie-tah? Who's that?"
"He's some guy from an anime."
> "Anime... That's the gay thing you told me about the other night, right?"
"Yeah, yeah, that's it."
> "Ok but who was Mark Wahlberg again?"
> Son of a fucking bitch, she don't know Marky Mark.
"We'll be spending tonight on Netflix."
> Her brow knits while her head cocks sideways, clear confusion is brought from your statement.
"You're gonna find out who Mark Wahlberg is."
> "That's cool but didn't you leave your phone and shit back at the house?"
> She's right.
"FUCK!"
> You yell, hitting your hands against the leather of the steering-wheel.
> You feel like Keanu Reeves after the Matrix trilogy ended.
> "Hey Anon..."
> You let out an audible sigh,
"Yeah?"
> "I was wondering... Why aren't any of your parents your role models?"
> From that, your mind went full Walt Disney.
> You don't really know what to say but you can't leave her hanging...
"Uh... Well, when they were alive..."
> It's about time you came to terms with the answer that's been hanging on your shoulders for years.
"I didn't like my parents very much, not meaning I didn't love them, it's just... We weren't very close."
> Adagio looks into her lap from your answer, possibly stricken by it's context.
> The rest of the ride is silence until you arrive back.
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>>30468132
(lol I keep forgetting to namefag these)
> You begin to walk back to the room, when Adagio stops you.
> "Listen, your parents... They loved you. They love you like those girls and that one awkward guy in there love you."
> She points at the room, referencing their care for you.
> "And they loved each other... Like how I love you. Even now, they are together and I want us to be like that."
> You feel her hands touch one of yours, she grasps and raises it up to her chest.
"I love you too, Adagio. I love every one of those ones back in that room, after all I've been through with you and them... I can say that it was worth losing my last family because now I've gained my own."
> Joy fills her face as a large grin along with tear-filled eyes stare up at you.
> She quickly wraps herself around your frame, holding tightly with her head buried deeply in your chest.
> "Christ, get a fucking room!"
> The mocking sound of Aria's voice bursts from the railings connected to the outer-halls followed by a shameless imitation of a bird squawking the words,
> "COCK-BLOCK, COCK-BLOCK!" from Sunset with her hands cuffed around her mouth.
> Your crying Siren wipes off her eyes in your shirt and looks up smiling at her friends' embarrassing shouting.
> She looks back at you, still smiling with her heart's content.
> "Well Anon, that's your family."
"I wouldn't have it any other way."
> She was right, this is your family. They will be until the moment you die, giving you the real perfect life.
> You open the car door and grab as many bags as you can to ensure a shorter trip next time.
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> The two-liter drinks seem to get heavier as you progress higher up the stone stairs.
> You shout to Aria to get Joe to 'get off his lazy ass and help' to which, she screams at the room that is literally ten feet away.
> Soon enough, he comes from the room and rushes down the stairs to retrieve the next load.
> You walk in and sit the bags down next to the bed near the wall.
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>>30468306
> The bed is hosting a lying Sonata at the foot of the bed, on her stomach with her head raised while Joe sits awkwardly at the top of the bed after returning with the rest of the food.
"You good, bud?"
> "I don't know, man."
> "Yeah, just hungry!" Sonata chirps, adding her piece to the question.
> You look down at Sonata while a smile and give aid to her situation.
"Your sister and I got you some stuff in those bags."
> "Like what?" She says while her head innocently cocks sideways.
"You'll have to find out, it's a surprise."
> Her body gets all giddy as she grins with delight.
> Aria greets you with an insult as usual when she sees you.
> "Sup, boner-breath?"
> Though insulting, she's kinda funny.
"Eh, nothing new, darling-dyke. What's been up?"
> Aria rolls her eyes and reclines against the wall with her arms folded.
> "Nothing too exciting, though me and Sunset did dump a bucket of ice on an old guy. It was funny until one lady got a concussion... Then it was hilarious!"
> You began to nod your head in false-approval.
"Just make sure the cameras or Sonata doesn't see these things, that could put us on a bumpy ride."
(guys I got to stop here for tonight, I got a big work thing tomorrow plus I'm stalling the ending with filler. Sorry for being such a dick but I'll update as soon as I get back until my usual time if nothing gets in my way. Thanks and I hope you can understand)
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Butt
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>>30468396

No problem, man. Some story is better than no story.
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>>30468396
yea no worries bud.
you really don't need to be updating everyday but i do enjoy reading your stuff every night.
so don't let me stop you
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>>30464492

I'd sample that taco
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Sonata is so dumb and ugly
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>>30469428

Dumb yes ugly no
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>>30469621

>Sonata is being flirty with you
>You bend her on your knee and spank her playfully
>She starts crying because she thinks you are punishing her
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>>30468713
>>30468936
Thanks for understanding, I'll have some good shit flowing every time I get the chance along with tonight as usual.
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>>30469720

I am punishing her
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>>30450826
Everytime I see skimpily clad Dazzlings, I can't help but think of the fucking Pillar Men.
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>>30468635
Looks pretty gross desu
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>>30470190
Jesus Christ
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>>30469720
She's dumb not autistic. You bully
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>>30470572
This
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>>30470572

Oh shut up. Everyone calling me a bully...
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>>30470190
Well, it's been done.
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>>30470572
She's just a bit air headed, you cis. Check that damn privilege.
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>>30471181
>air headed
dumb and airheaded might as well be the same thing
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>>30471180

Wamuu was the best of the Pillar men.
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>>30471347

This reminds me of the Derpy controversy where Yamano and the sjws were also complaining about the name suggesting that Derpy is dumb. This only made them look more retarded in the eyes of the fandom, since Derpy's original name (Ditzy Do) also means dumb.
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>>30471613
Shut the fuck up if you don't have anything intelligent to say.
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>>30471180
> Dagi being the perfect lifeform
Sounds about right.
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Man, I wish I could make a Castlevania game where the Dazzlings have stolen Dracula's power and taken the Humane 6 hostage. Sunny would have to fight monsters, unlock powers by recovering the geodes, and beat the Dazzlings in a 3 vs 1 boss battle against both semen daemon and monster form. Beating the game would unlock Anonymode, where the player controls a Belmont-like anon who is super powerful as a nod to the self-insert stories.
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>>30471720

>Doomed to float through space for eternity, robbed of the oppertunity to die.

yeah, that's about right.
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>>30471858
>sunny beating the dazzlings
I think your posting in the wrong thread bruh
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>>30471990

Sunset is relevant here too. Plus she beat them in RR.
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>>30460990
http://i.imgur.com/11zthzm.png
Enjoy
Deltalima comic continuation
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-deltalima
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Uploader Description

Of all the hoagies floating around in the open ocean this one is the least suspicious
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>>30471947
> Forgetting about gravitational pull eventually pulling her back
Guess Araki didn't consider perfection to stay long gone.
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https://derpibooru.org/1481231
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>>30472623
Well everybody, looks like we found the dork fish.
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>>30473342
Damnit! I was drinking something! Now I've got a mess to clean up
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Here's a story I've been working on for the last few days.
Hope you enjoy it.

“This is THE BEST PARTY EVER!”
>Raising a red cup in one hand you scream.
>The crowd of drunks around joined you in a cheer.
>You feel a hand on your shoulder.
>You spin around and met with a drunk and happy Norman.
>He has his arm around sweet leaf and she's holding onto him.
>”ANON. Dude this has to be the best party ever!” Norman says
>He greets you with a fist bump.
>”Yea, man. Like this party is so awesome.” Sweet leaf adds.
“I’m glad you two are enjoying it so far! Hell everyone here is almost drunk!”
>”Dude we just came from outside and there are people passed out on your patio.”
>You give out a pfffffft and wave at him dismissively.
“Let em lay there they’ll wake up eventually”
>You feel something poking your shoulder so you brush it of dismissively.
“Anyways, how did you enjoy those Jell-O shots I made Norman?”
>”Well I had about 2, or 3. Ok maybe 5. Mary had 3 back to back to back.” Norman said pointing at sweet leaf.
>You feel the poking once more but harder this time.
“What!? I'm kinda…..”
>You're met with a large poof.
>Looking down, you see adagio looking straight at you, about chest high.
“DAGI!! My favorite cheese puff! How ya doing? Ya doin’ ok? Ok.”
>Adagio tried to keep a straight face but you could see she even had a little bit to drink.
>”Hello anonymous.” She says.
>You look down at what she was holding and it appeared to be coke.
>And you eyes shifted to two small mounds that were getting hugged by her shirt.
>boobs.
>Suave mode activated
>You put a arm around her and hold her close
"Heeeeeeey adagio, you looking cute as always tonight.”
>She pushes you away.
>”Ew no, you reek of booze and sweat. Plus I would never go for a underling like yourself.”
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>>30473531
Awww, buts it's 4th of July weekend babe! And I threw this awesome party for all my classmates to attend and you treat me like that? Damn that's cold.”
>You lean over to get to her level and give her a bad example of puppy eyes.
>You seem to have struck a nerve with her.
>”First off anonymous I'm not your ‘babe’ and if you ever call me that again I swear I will destroy you!”
>You make a cat purring and do a clawing gesture.
>This didn't help.
>”And second of all this is regarding one of your classmates…”
>Oh this has to be good.
>”About a hour ago sonata vomited into your pool and almost fell and cracked her head open.”
>Ha, she almost fell.
>Wait, the pool?
>The pool?!
“Are you kidding me?!”
>”No, why would I kid about such a thing?”
“It's a figure of speech! Where is she now?!”
>”Me and Aria helped her up the stairs and took her to your room and laid her in your bed,”
“My room?! Why my room?! I don't want that nasty bitch puking in my bed Adagio!”
>”Well, EXCUSE me for not wanting my sister to get taken advantage of in YOUR backyard!”
>You got increasingly louder as Adagio continued. To the point where the people around including Norman and sweet leaf began to look.
>”That is why anonymous, I need you to get her and bring her down so me and Aria can leave, I've had enough of this party and the music is starting to give me a headache, And Aria is starting to piss people off at the beer pong table.”
“What do you mean?”
>”Just take a look.”
>Adagio points towards where the two beer pong tables were set up.
>You tiptoe over Adagios poof to see.
>You looked over at the tables and standing behind one of them, a beer soaked white shirt Aria was yelling at the jocks playing against her.
>You could hear her from across the room.
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>>30473535
>"ALRIGHT BOYS IM UNDEFEATED FOR THE NIGHT. 20 STRAIGHT ASS WHOPPINGS IVE GIVEN ALL OF YOU, SO LETS MAKE THE STAKES A LITTLE HIGHER. THE FIRST ONE TO BEAT ME GETS TO TAKE ME UP STAIRS AND GETS THIS ASS!”
>Aria smacks her ass and 2 drunk jocks step up to the table.
>You lower yourself down and look at Adagio.
>”And I don't want to stay around long enough for a drunk jock to hand her first loss.”
“Yea I see where you're coming from.”
>You point towards yourself and get in adagios face
“But why me?”
>Adagio pinches the bridge of her nose.
>”You're the only one I trust here with a dick between their legs to do this and plus every other able bodied girl is either getting felt up on a wall or engaging in blubbering conversation.”
“And…?”
>”AND I CANT CARRY HER BY MYSELF DOWN THOSE STAIRS, ME AND ARIA BOTH STRUGGLED GETTING HER UP.”
“And what are you going to be doing while I'm up there?”
>Adagio was visibly frustrated.
>”Well obviously I'm going to make sure Aria doesn't fuck up her undefeated streak and ends up getting sandwiched by two jocks in your parents bed room.”
>Shit she's got a point.
>You would never be able to get those stains out.
“Ok, ok. You can count on me ‘dagi. I'll get her down here. But if she's either puked on my floor or any of my belongings you OWE me. And by owe me I mean you owe me ‘dat ass’”
>Adagio rolls her eyes and the grudgingly nods.
>”Meet me outside when you get her.”
>You point at her as you start making your way to the stairs.
>Weaving and bobbing through the crowd you make your way to the staircase.
>You see Norman and Weed Stacy making out on the first step.
>Grabbing Norman by his jacket you pull him up and take him with you.
>”Hey woah! What's the big deal man?!”
“I need your help getting this bitch out of my room.”
>”Who?”
“That Sonata chick, apparently she's passed out drunk in my bed.”
>You and Norman get up to the last step and you eye your door.
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>"Aw dude before we wake her up we should take a peek at her tits. She's got some of the nicest tits I've ever seen.”
“What the fuck Norman. What is your problem.”
>”Listen man, that Sonata girl. D’s man. D’s at the LEAST.”
“Didn't you say the same thing about rarity?”
>”Yea but you looked at her? Her tits are bigger then Rarity’s.”
>This guy.
“When did you become a certified judge of boobs?”
>You start laughing.
>”Not funny, I find that offensive.”
>You two start making your way to the door.
>”Hey man. I take my boobs very seriously, butts too, and I know from what sonata wears she has some big titties.”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
>”All I'm saying is we should either get her to show us her tits or we do it ourselves if she can't wake her up.”
“I don't want to catch a case.”
>”Sonata has a mentality of a 5 year old, with the body of a 25 year old. And if she's as drunk as you say she is, we should be able to just go in there and ask her to show us some. And then when we see what we want we get her and go, that is if she isn't covered in her own vomit.”
>That last bit made you gag.
>You don't want to be cleaning puke tomorrow. You already have to clean the pool.
“Ok sure, but if we do this you have to help me clean the pool tomorrow.”
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>>30473565
>"Promise.”
>You reach for the door knob and turn it.
>The light from the hallway enters the room.
>And reveals sonata sleeping under you plaid covers.
>She squints and she covers herself with a grunt.
>You let Norman in and close the door turning on the flashlight on your phone.
>The lights don't work in your room..
“Hey Sonata” You say in a sing song voice.
>You walk in closer trying not to point the light directly in her face.
“H-hey look who's in my bed” you say.
>Sonata just turns over and smiles at you.
>She probably doesn't know who you are.
“Hey uh Sonata, it's me anon.”
>”Oh heeeeeey anon.” She says eyes still closed but with a smile.
>Norman walks up to you.
>”Doesn't this give you flashbacks of when sunset was in your bed drunk?”
“Y-yea it kinda does”
>”I was never in anyone's bed.” Sonata says, slurring her words.
>She must of got plastered tonight.
“No not you Sonata someone else.”
>She just shrugs her shoulders.
>”Hey can you turn that light off, I'm trying to sleep here”
“Well actually Sonata we uh kinda need you to get up because….”
>You are interrupted by Norman touching your shoulder.
“What?” You whisper.
>”Ask her man.”
“Are you fucking serious?”
>”Fucking ask her.”
>You let out a long sigh with a groan.
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>>30473589
Sonata can we uh..can we see your boobs?”
>Sonata gives a light huff and pushes the covers down and lifts up her white T-shirt, letting her breasts fall out.
>Woah that was easy.
>Sonatas boobs were every bit of D cups and her nipples were nice and puffy.
>Norman was right she does have a nice pair.
>You don't even think Sonata knows where she is right now.
>Sonata starts pushing her tits together and plays with them a little.
>”Can you smile, Sonata?” Norman asks.
>Sonata gives a big, goofy, teeth filled smile while still keeping her eyes closed.
>All of a sudden the flash of a camera fills the room and the sound of a rapid shot of pictures being taken happens behind you.
>You swing around and see Norman looking at his phone.
“Norman, what the fuck?!”
>You try to keep your voice down, as to not alert Sonata.
>”Dude it's just pictures, she doesn't even know where she is right now.”
>This kid had the burst shot on.
>You give Norman your worst evil eye.
>”Look at those tits man, tell me I wasn’t right. These are just going to be between you and me, no one else will see these.”
“You better fucking hope so.”
>You turn back to sonata.
>She's still touching her boobs.
“That's enough Sonata. You can pull your shirt down.”
>She slowly pulls her shirt down.
>The shirt reads ‘CHS’ in a vintage print.
“Are you still sleepy sonata?”
>”Mmmmm, yea. Still sleepy…”
“Ok cool, we just need you to get up and I'll help you down to..”
>”…and horny.”
>Wot.
“Wait, what did you say?”
>She gives a grin and giggles.
>”I said I'm still horny, Nonny.”
>Norman gives you a sharp elbow to the side.
>You spin around and Norman gives you the go motion with his hand.
“What?!”
>”Dude, give her the meat stick. Give her the D man.”
“Like I said before what the fuck is wrong with you."
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>>30473596
>”Bro, she just gave you a open invitation to get some. If you don't take it I'm going to and I'll tell the whole school you passed up a chance at fucking Sonata.”
>You stand there.
>You did shave tonight hoping you would get laid.
>Fuck it.
>You haven't jacked off once today or gotten laid.
>spinning back around you face Sonata..
“Can you show us how horny you are?”
>She grins again.
>Sonata let's out a giggle and props herself up on her arm.
>For the first time you see a little bit of sonatas eyes.
>”Come ‘ere” she says sluggishly.
>She reaches for your pants and pulls you in closer by the belt loops.
>She goes straight ahead and unzips your shorts.
>Reaching in, you can feel her hand grab your dick and proceeds to pull it out.
>She breathes on the head and strokes it.
>You look at her eyes and mouth.
>She kisses the tip and licks from the base of the shaft back to the head.
>Jesus she gets to the point, literally.
>She keeps on with the drunk teasing for about a minute.
>Finally she starts sucking on your head.
>With her hand gripped firmly around the base of your cock and she moves her head, you can see her pony tail bobbing back and forth with every motion of her mouth.
>You get lost in the sensation of her mouth.
>Feel her tongue placed on the bottom of your shaft in her mouth.
>She let's her hand fall off and engulfs your entire length.
>Her mouth widens to make room for your increased girth towards the end.
>For a couple of seconds you can feel her mouth reflex on your cock.
>She looks up at you and the slowly backs off, revealing your cock from her mouth.
>Another flash fills the room and the sound of a picture resonates.
>You turn your head sharply and look straight at Norman.
>All he can do is smile.
>”Ok. I see you two need some private time, I'll leave.”
>You forgot Norman was even still here.
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>>30473606
You look back down and Sonata is still working on your dick.
>She tilts her head sideways and you can see the shape of your head in her cheek.
>You unbutton your shorts and let them fall.
>Sonata continues working on the tip and stroking the shaft.
>Feel something slowly coming on.
>She starts stroking fast from your base to her mouth on your tip.
>Is she going to make you cum?
>You can't cum yet, you haven't even got to fuck.
>God damn it.
>You can feel yourself about to bust.
>But try to hold it in.
>She keeps going with the same fast pace, while matching the speed on her tip sucking.
>Finally she slows down and goes back to just sucking slowly on your tip.
>Sonata get slower and then she stops.
>She kisses the tip and lets go and lays back down.
>”Now you’ll fuck me” she says
>You look down and see your cock at full mast, with the head redder then the whole shaft.
>Sonata throws off the covers and spins around.
>All she was wearing underneath was some pink and white striped panties.
>She opens her legs and shows you the small wet spot.
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>>30473622
>She must have been working on herself while she blowing you.
>Then, she raises both her legs high and slides off her panties.
>she reveals a beautiful pink pussy.
>Turning off your phone light, you put it on the nightstand
>Dipping a finger into her juices and then moving back up a little, you give a little attention to her clit.
>You fingered her hard little nub, rubbing it back and forth, covering it in her slick juices.
>Sonata gave a loud moan and her knees went weak.
“Shhhhh. Shit, you gotta be quiet Sonata.”
>She looked back up to you with half lidded eyes.
>”S-sorry nonny.”
>The last thing you wanted was anyone but Norman knowing you two were up here, especially Adagio.
>You don't think Adagio would like it if she knew you and Sonata were about to fuck.
>You ponder for a second wether you should go through with this, but you look down and see your cock hard as ever and panning up you see Sonatas stomach rising up and down from her breathing in he excitement, and looking up further you see her breasts.
>Her nipples were rock hard and both of them sort of laid on their sides, showing you they were indeed natural.
>Suddenly your thought is disrupted with he sound of pops and boom coming from outside your door.
>Fireworks.
>Someone must of brought some, even when you explicitly said no fireworks being set in your yard.
>Fuck at this rate the police will be called.
>But before you could do anything about it you feel your shirt being pulled along with yourself and you're met with a warm, wet sensation meeting your lips.
>Sonata stuck her tongue inside your mouth and slobbered all on your face.
>And you did the same.
>You lift your hand and grab a handful of Sonatas tit. Her moans filling your mouth.
>Sonata took some breaks from sucking your face off to breath and let some moans out.
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>>30473647
Moving your body down and you began to suck on Sonatas tits.
>You sucked and bit her nipples until they were rock hard from the teasing.
>Sonata bucked and rocked her hips under neath you from the teasing.
>You felt her hand grip your cock and pull you in.
>”S-stop teasing me and fuck me already!” She demanded.
>…….
>5 minutes later
>”Fuck me anon! Fuck me!”
>Sonata twisted the bed sheets in her hands and let out a loud moan
>You didn't even care anymore, too lost in the bluff,
>You hugged Sonatas thighs with each arm, looking down at your cock going in and out of sonatas pussy, the juices of her previous orgasm making her loose.
>You gripped her thighs and your hand was filled with Sonatas thigh chub.
>You were sweating so hard and you could feel sonatas juices coating your dick.
>The bed frames hit the wall with every entry into sonata.
>You stopped for a mere second to reposition yourself
>Letting go of her lights, her legs fell.
>Propping yourself on the palms of your hands, you loomed over Sonata and continued re arranging her cunt.
>The bed rocked with every single thrust.
>You closed your eyes tight and got faster and faster.
>Every other second you would open them and you could see Sonatas breasts bouncing with the movement of your hips.
>You fucked her fast, hard, and as violent as you can.
>And she loved every single second.
>With every hard deep thrust inside her she let out a yelp of excitement.
>”Do me harder anon! Faster! Faster!”
>Her voiced cracked as she let out a moan.
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>>30473667
>Sonatas thick ass cheeks were the cushion from being pounded into the bed.
>She started to moan harder and louder, filling the room with her ecstasy.
>”Fuck me, Fuck me, Fuck me, FUCK ME.”
>You felt her cunt start to spasm and she came hard, her back arching.
>Feeling a sharp pain, she dug her nails into your back.
>You couldn’t hold back anymore, and she knew it.
>You started to pull out cum on her stomach, but you couldn’t move any further.
>Sonata had her legs wrapped around you just above your ass.
>You can't believe it, this girl is going to make you cum inside her.
“S-sonata you gotta let go…”
>”Do it inside me anon! I want it~.”
>Her cunt started righting, hungry for your cum.
>Fuck.
>You didn't want to, but her anaconda like vise around your waist was too strong.
>You thrusted one more time, your back arching, her legs tightening and her fingers digging further then before.
>With a grunt, thrusting into her as hard as you could, feeling her legs wrap around you as tightly as they could trying to suck your cock into her wet cunt, you came.
>You felt every last rope of cum seep deeply into sonata.
>Collapsing on top of her, she let go of her leg lock but kept her arms gently tied around you.
>Beat and satiated, you felt like you could pass out.
>But suddenly the door opened, and the light from the hallway filled the room once more.
>You squinted at whoever it was.
>”Hey man, you need to finish up and get her dressed. Adagio is getting pissed.”
>Norman.
>You let out a sign.
“Alright man just give me a couple seconds.”
>He closed the door.
>Letting out another aggravated sigh, you rose up.
>Sonata groaned but let you go.
>You put on your shorts, hat, shoes, and fixed your T-shirt.
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>>30473684
>You look over to sonata.
“Come on sonata you need to get up.”
>No response.
“Come on Sonata!”
>You walked over to her and shook her leg.
>She was out cold.
>Another groan escapes your mouth.
>You realize your going to have to dress her and carry her down the stairs.
>Grabbing your phone you turn on the flashlight.
>You get to dressing her.
>……
>Done.
>Now to pick her up and carry her down.
>You reach for Sonata, picking her up with her head resting on one arm and her legs on the other.
>Her arms wrapped around you neck and she nuzzled into you.
>You walk over to the door and knock on it.
>And there is Norman.
>”You done?”
“Yea”
>”The fireworks kept Adagio distracted, along with trying to keep Aria from losing her game.”
“And?”
>”The fireworks were mediocre and Aria is the undefeated beer pong champ.”
>You laugh.
“Nice.”
>You follow Norman to the end of the hallway, to the beginning of the stair case.
“Norman our alibi is Sonata puked all over my bed and I took her to the bathroom where she kept puking, got it?”
>”Yea, I got it dude.”
>Norman makes his way down the stairs.
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>>30473694
>You stop at the top to take a look at what's left of the party.
>Mostly everyone left, except for a few people who were passed out and or still talking.
>How the cops were not called is amazing.
>You search for Adagio.
“Where's ‘dagi.”
>Norman turned around.
>”Outside, most likely keeping a eye on Aria.”
>Making your way down the stair case, you make it down and head for the front door.
>Norman opens the door for you and you head out into the humid summer air.
>It feels good.
>You see ‘dagi tending to a almost passed out Aria in the front seat of her car.
>Aria was still mumbling and yelling.
>You start walking towards them.
>”I was the fuckin best dagi. I AM THE GREATEST.”
>”Yes you are Aria, now close your eyes and go to sleep.”
“Hey.”
>Adagio looks behind her and sees you holding Sonata.
>She looks angry.
>”And where the hell have you been?”
“Well your sister here puked all over my floor when I found her, so I had to clean that up and then she started to puke some more. So like a gentleman I took her to the bathroom and held her hair back.”
>Adagio didn't seem to believe you, but then she took a look at Sonatas snoozing face and it turned to a more happy one.
>”Well atleast she didn't choke on her own vomit, I thank you Anonymous. Now if you please, set her in the back seat and we will be on ur way.”
>Adagio opens the car door for you, and set sonata horizontal, laying her down.
>She tried hanging onto you but she finally let go.
>You arose from the car and Adagio closed the door.
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>>30473714
>”I must say Anonymous, this was a excellent party. It was a bigger turnout then I thought. Thank you form inviting us.”
>You say nothing and she spins around to walk to the driver side.
>Quickly grabbing her arm you hold her back.
>”What do you want Anonymous.”
“You remember what I said right? What would happen if she puked in my room? What I would want?”
>Adagio pinches the bridge of her nose.
>”I will find a way to make up for your ‘gracious’ actions Anonymous.” She says sarcastically.
“Good.”
>”Now if you will excuse me, I have to drive back home and get these two into bed. Goodbye.”
“Bye”
>Adagio walks around the car and gets in.
>The car starts and is put into gear, and she drives off.
>You're left just standing there in the dead of night.

Ends.
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>>30450826
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>>30473755
no tits.
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>>30473755
Why Hillary Clinton?
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>>30468396
> She nudges your arm with her elbow
> "Don't be such a faggot, they can't say anything if we hypnotize them."
> You had almost forgotten that in the midst of all this that they do possess magical abilities.
> A certain prowess in the dark arts of getting what you want.
"Ugh, did you at least fix them?"
> "We're supposed to?"
> What the actual fuck?
"What the actual fuck, Aria? There's a hypnotized person just walking around?"
> "No, you overdramatic cunt. The spell wears off after ten minutes."
> Thankfully you know that there isn't some dumbfounded-drooler walking around getting into God-knows-what.
> "Anyways, how was the trip?"
> It isn't the most exciting story but hey, ya gotta answer the chick with something.
"We went to Walmart, it was a Walmart-kind of trip. It's like walking into a meth lab, once you walk in you know there's no way out until something gets put in critical condition."
> She lowers her eyelids in disappointment.
> "What got put in critical condition?"
"A couple marriages, someone's self-esteem including mine, and your sister's sanity."
> The lavender punk Siren nods in agreement and walks back inside.
> Everything goes back to it's normal setting with everyone inside the room watching TV, except you of course.
> You are the edgy one after all.
> You stand alone outside the room, leaning against the railing. Looking out to the cityscape ahead.
> They're watching television but your thoughts are your entertainment for now.
> As the sky darkens, you can make out the faint glimmer of a spider-web being illuminated by the bright lights of the city.
> There's a fly buzzing around the web, you should wave it away to keep it's demise.
> It seems to be attracted to the web, something entices the pesky insect to direct itself into the trap that awaits.
> Fuck it, the thing signed itself up for that. 'You reap what you sow' and all that jazz.
> A familiar hand softly grips around the top of your shoulder, inching upwards until sliding back.
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>>30473719
That was some steamy stuff my guy, keep up the good work. I hope to see some more stuff from you in the future.
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>>30473719
Fuck yeah m8 that was good.
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>>30473817
> You place your own onto it, showing some comfort.
> "What are you doing out here all alone, 'Non?"
> Her calm voice runs through your ears like a stream, comforting and smooth.
"Me? Nothing, just looking around."
> She leans against the railing inverted to your position, facing the hotel.
> "See anything interesting?"
"Only if I look to my left."
> She smiles and squeezes your cheeks with her thumb and middle finger while making some weird sounds.
> After she's had her fun, Adagio sees the look of absolution in your out-looking to the world around.
> "Are you... Ok?"
"I'm fine, I just realized something that I can't sit in there and pretend like I don't know."
> Adagio slides in closer, wondering about your thoughts' effect.
> "And what's that, Anon?"
"You're immortal."
> "Yeah, so what?"
"I'm not, Adagio. Sunset, Joe, they're not either. What are you going to do once we've become nothing but dust?"
> "Anonymous, I..."
> A sigh escapes her with the following conclusion.
> "It's not me that's immortal, the stone makes us immortal. Thanks to the long duration of having it, we will retain a lot of your youth for a long time due to our bodies being in peak physical condition for over ten centuries."
"Why don't you smash the damn thing and be mortal with us?"
> Her hands wrap around the red gem as she looks down it it's glow.
> "I've thought about it a lot recently and it made me come up with a little plan."
> You look over to her with your interest climaxing.
"And that is?"
> "Just keep an eye out at the Battle of the Bands."
> Adagio's encouraging smile and wink is given to you as she departs back into the room.
> Alone again.
> You're used to it.
> She has a plan involving mortality and the gem at the Battle. Could she try to become mortal?
> You can't let her do that, she has to achieve her goals with her sisters. With or without you.
> You've put far too much work into this just to lose.
> Man, this is gonna rip your heart to shreds.
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>>30473060
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>>30474037
> How much longer until that fuckfest anyways?
> Like 14 hours or something, fuck it. It's not like you're looking forward to it.
> You spend a couple hours outside until you've had enough of yourself.
> You turn towards the door when suddenly it swings open, the sight ahead is everyone in swimming clothes?
"What's going on?"
> "We're going to a funeral, we're getting in the pool man, whaddaya think?"
> The string bikini-clad Aria sarcastically taunts you while pushing past you from the doorframe.
> Sunset, Joe, Adagio, even Sonata is suited in swimwear, marching one-by-one out the door following Aria's lead.
> Adagio motions her head forward, calling for you to come with them wordlessly.
> Though you don't have the proper attire, your underwear will have to do.
> It's either that or skinny-dipping.
> You don't want another camp incident, do you?
> Going against everything you promised in D.A.R.E. classes back in fifth grade, you follow the crowd.
> Aria hops the gate and opens it from the inside, allowing everyone access to the pool which was lit along it's walls and floor.
> You arrive last and place your phone and car keys on one of the tanning chairs beside you.
> You sit down on one and take off your shoes and socks.
> No one has seemed to get into the man-made oasis just yet, getting themselves prepared just as you do.
> Your favorite of them all sits parallel to your current position, letting her hair down free to flow.
> Sonata is sitting at the edge of the pool with her feet in the water, moving them all around in the cool.
> Sunset is standing over by Aria and Joe, making conversation as best as she can while wearing nothing but her underwear as well. Just bra and panties will have to suffice.
> Joe's acting all weird around this many girls, he's most likely never been around so many females in his life besides forced bible school.
> You decide to stop being such a fag and go ahead to taking your clothes off.
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>>30474149
> You get to the required attire.
> Starting with the shirt.
> You grab along the collar and pull it up and off.
> You toss it to the chair where all your shit is.
> The pants are next to come off, fuck at least Joe had something to go with.
> You unbutton them first, then slide down the zipper.
> You push them as far down as possible then pull the bundles from your ankles as they slide off.
> They are placed behind you while you stand up to get into the pool.
> "STOP! Stop, stop, stop." Aria shouts as her volume decreases with each repetition.
"What?"
> "You're getting in all wrong."
whatchutalkinboutAria
> "Let me show you how it's done..."
> The skimpy-dressed Aria walks towards the pool slowly then stops.
> "By using Sonata as an example!"
> She sneakily slips in before shoving Sonata in with her foot.
> "Wait, wha-?!"
> Her body is tossed into the chill waters ahead, she springs back up to the surface after a few seconds submerged.
> "You bitch!" the soaked Siren shouts as she splashes water up at her sister.
> "Oh, you wanna splash? I'll give you a splash, puny faggot."
> Aria hurls herself into the air, forming a cannonball shape before quickly descending back down into the waters.
> The impact on the water flies everywhere, hitting everyone in a six foot radius.
> You decide to give it a try and jump on in.
> After your leap of truth, you forgot to make the ball shape causing you to crash into the water, sinking to the bottom as the bubbles travel past your face.
> You open your eyes to see that everything is blurred and all sound is muffled.
> It's like being in space only less dangerous.
> After about twenty seconds, you resurface.
> Catching your breath and drying your eyes, you feel the waters move.
> Maybe it's a wave or something from the double-impact.
> Nope, it's Aria RKOing you back into the water.
> You hear the suppressed sounds of Aria hitting the surface first, yelling about how big of a bitch you are.
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We're getting to the final chapters guys, I'm not excited to finish this but it's as far as I planned in the story. I doubt tomorrow night being the finale but sometime next week most likely. Thanks for reading so far and I hope you will enjoy everything else that's coming.
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It's sirloin Saturday
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>>30473060
>>30474057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlQMlUuCeXg
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>>30473719
Damn kitty that was fucking spicy
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>>30473719

Good words, Kitty Kat.
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>>30474281

Its been good so far. And the pace have been amazing.
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>>30473719
My dick is ablaze
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>>30458634
>"Aha, is this our chance?"
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Ironically enough, finally got around to listening the new album of Brad Paisley, whose song pretty much served as *the* inspiration of MaMwM. Turns out it contains a song that could pretty much describe the whole of Kansas Arc that's currently going, word for word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YvVRmT-j4c

In other news, looks like this week's update will have to be postponed. All sorts of stuff happened in real life and not all of them good.
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>>30473719
comfy sequel with prego sonata?
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>>30476997
No problem man, thanks for the heads up.
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>>30475175
>spicy
Morgie, is that you?
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>>30474057
>>30474993
https://derpibooru.org/1481553
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https://derpibooru.org/1481575
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>>30473060
>>30474057
>>30474993
>>30479125
I don't understand this fetish
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>>30479125
Kinda reminds me of the enemies in M&L Superstar saga when you first strike them with a hammer.
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>>30480407
>ded thread
Guess we deserve it for waifuing villains...
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>>30480731
>Villians
The dazzlings did nothing wrong
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>>30480985
They lost.
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>>30480999
Scratch that
The only thing they did wrong was trust trixie not to fuck up
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>>30481036
Trixie did it fine. They fucked up by not having Spike in check. Girls fucked up big time and deserve to never show up again. mfw.
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>>30474271
> The waters shift as the bodies crash in the surrounding your sunken body.
> Your lungs cry out for refreshment so you come back to the surface.
> Everyone seems to be having a good time and oblivious to whatever is bothering you.
> What is bothering you anyways?
> No sense in ignoring it, your plan has taken a new direction and it's killing you to face the truth.
> That's what has bothered you, the new thoughts of losing another family.
> Since you've only got a night left, don't waste it moping.
> Go get fucked up.
"The pool is fun and all but we're in the city tonight. Who thinks we should take it tonight?"
> Joe smiles in agreement while Sonata nods quickly in hopes for some top-tier fun.
> "What can we do that's not a total shitfest?" Aria asks from the corner of the pool, kicking her feet to keep afloat.
"I think I have an idea."
> You walk up the steps and exit the pool, notioning your head to the side, calling them to follow.
> One-by-one, they start to follow your lead back to the room.
> You toss them a couple of towels, saving one for yourself.
> "Are you sure there's some fun in the city for us?" Sonata's wondering makes her unsure of the possibilities you can achieve despite only having like forty bucks to your name.
"That's up to the night, Sonata."
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>>30481036
Update your story faggot
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>>30481410
I want to
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>>30481439
moor Moonie.
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>>30481455
OH you mean THAT one
Yea when I have time. Got the rest of it lined out and shit
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>>30481482
More moonlight Sonata you ended it with Sonata sleeping outside in the cold nigga come on
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>>30476997
Take your time. We'll be ready for you whenever you're ready.

As an aside, I've been debating whether or not to buy that record, but your recommendation and that song have swayed me. I'll pick it up next time I'm at a record store.
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>>30481255
> While the Siren sisters put on their street clothes, Sunset is fixing her hair and looking herself over for any kind of imperfection.
> She won't stop fucking with this one wrinkle in her shirt that refuses to go away.
> Her irritation grows as it repels her reactions to it to stay down.
> You feel a sudden jerk on the back of your shirt, you turn around in annoyance to discover the cause is a strangely nervous looking Joe.
> "Anon, I need you to listen to me for a second."
"Joe you ok, you don't look so hot."
> "I'm fine for now but I need you to listen."
"What do you want?"
> "Listen man, if I go into that city, I'm gonna do all the heroin in the fucking world."
> He's sounding more delusional than his usual tard speech.
"Dude, I don't even think they sell heroin in the city. You've never had a history with drugs anyways , why should you be worried?"
> "I could always get into it."
> This is just outrageous
"Joe, I seriously doubt you getting into a massive heroin dependency. Let's just go out and have some fun."
> The dinged dressed Sirens all come out together, ready for whatever the night has to offer.
> Adagio mocks her current duds, mentally comparing them to her previous set of clothes.
> "Like this new hoodie? Made straight from leopard skin straight out of the African wild, some hamster parts were used to cover what the leopard couldn't."
> "Ok then let's get this show on the road." Sunset says after backing away angrily defeated by the impure wrinkle.
> You agree and walk out of the room, signaling them to come with you.
> You walk through the outdoor halls and down the flight of stairs, into the parking lot.
> "So what's the plan?" your purple ball of sarcasm freeloader says.
"I'm thinking we just go out and fuck shit up."
> "Love it." Adagio winks and points you a finger-gun to display her agreement.
"Ok so let's go ahead before all of the alcoholics crowd the streets."
> Perhaps they haven't but a new breed is soon to be born.
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>>30481814
> You get everyone in the car and take your seat as usual in the driver's seat and everyone else in their usual spaces and locations.
> You speed out of the hardly-filled parking lot, showing that tonight is a good night.
> You turn on the radio to the sound of some super-edgy Green Day, you cannot take the sound of the menstrual blood of 14 year old girls while looking in the rearview mirror, seeing Aria in the back rocking out for a few seconds.
> You flick the channel to a different station, get fucked.
> And the dickhead-of-the-world rises from within you when you hear her rocking-out to some of that 90's angst.
> The vehicle beams down the highway while you search for something to do.
> A casino? A club? A lake?
> Anything is good enough, you're trying to enjoy how much you can really do.
> Just go out to some of those popular bars to get a buzz going.
> You make it to the bar and walk inside, the girls go to the bathroom .Joe walks into the filthy man's room alone. Leaving you with yourself and the bar.
> You sit in one of the stools, looking to your left, you see a familiar face looking back at you.
No fucking way.
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I would've gotten tons more if my friend hadn't been skyping me. I couldn't work as much as I wanted but I got what I could before passing out, I'll see you guys tomorrow and I hope you enjoy what's coming and enjoyed what's here.
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>>30470190
you and me both my dude.
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http://i.imgur.com/M2FkCmO.gifv
Enjoy
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>>30482301
Old af enjoyfag. Smh
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>>30482301
Jesus I fucking love you!
>>30482352
This is an updated version of the original anon.
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Sermon Sunday
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>>30476997
So, what'll happen after Anon and Dazzles leave Kansas? Is it back to Canterlot?
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>>30483021

>Somebody knocks on the door
>You open
>It's Sunset Shimmer, the girl next door
>"Friendly reminder to love thy neighbour!"
>She grabs you and kisses you in the mouth before running away
>"What the hell asshole?" says Aria
>She punches you in the dick and you drop to the floor
>"You have another woman on the side?! *Ptoo!* I'm leaving you."
>Christian Sunset Shimmer strikes again

If I could draw, I'd draw crusader Sunset Shimmer.
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>>30473719
Second part pls.
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>>30484004
>draw crusader Sunset Shimmer
We /dzg/ request that in the other shit general
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>>30484023
>We /dzg/ request that in the other shit general

Your Barley making sense.
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>>30484004
I got you tonight my dude, I'll do it for you.
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>>>/aco/1531852

The thumbnail had me thinking it was Adagio. She looks similar to how a few drawfags draw her.

>>30484266

I was gonna say no need to bother, but you got dubs.
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What if Anon was a little pony that the Dazzlings finds wandering around cluelessly?
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>>30484655

Poorlings or not, anon would become dinner. Chances are they'd vent their stress on him by being cruel too.
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>>30484728
>Chances are they'd vent their stress on him by being cruel too.
Even Sonata?
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>>30479117
http://i.imgur.com/pBoIg0a.png
Enjoy
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>>30484777

sonata is the cruelest of them all
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>>30484777

Yes lucky sevens, even Sonata. Though it'd be part neglect and part mimicing the other two.
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>>30483510
Yeah. Anon will be donning the mantle of a villain proper, winter formal and MaMwM's version of pic related approach, etc.
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>>30487744
what is this?
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>>30487879
It's a green. The pic is from a reading on youtube. You can find it really easily.
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>>30488255
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>>30488263
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https://i.imgur.com/ZPOOBPo.jpG
Enjoy
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>>30488255
>>30488263
>>30488272
Oh this these new? They're high quality.
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>>30488281
wut
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>>30488390
This. I don't understand.
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>>30484361
>>30484266
> tfw your least favorite writefag now gets to be your least favorite drawfag too
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>>30488795
Well hey dude that's pretty good.
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>>30488795
Ayyye good shit, we getting an update tonight?
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>>30489182
Nah dawg, tomorrow night.
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>>30489229
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>>30484354
c-can I get a bite to...
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>>30481961
> It's him!
> It's...
"Mark Wahlberg?"
> "Yeah, that's me."
> His prominent Boston accent swings throughout his short sentence.
"What are you doing here, shouldn't you be in Hollywood or something?"
> "Hollywood? Naaah, I'm just here filming. After the tapings, I decided to come here."
> A new Marky Mark movie, holy fuck.
"W-what movie is it?"
> You're acting like a schoolgirl but fuck this is amazing!
> "I can't say... Say, what brings a kid like you in here all dead-looking?"
> If you can tell anyone anything, it's Mark Wahlberg.
"Well Mark... I'm in a slump. You've probably been in this situation before but I'm dating a really talented girl and her goal is to get famous and loved by millions. I don't want that kind of stuff for myself but I don't want to drag her down so I gotta do something I really don't want to."
> Mark looks down from the confession, thinking of a way to help a young fan in need.
> "You know what I'd do?"
> You've got no idea, Mark.
> "I'm not gonna tell you some bullshit like 'follow your heart' or 'do whats right', I'm gonna be real with you. You love this girl right?"
"Well, I don't-"
> "Do you love her or not?"
> His voice jumping ahead of yours, demanding a true answer.
"Yes, Mark."
> "Ok so you love this chick, right? Here's what you do: take her out to enjoy herself, enjoy yourself while you're at it. I want her to have the time of her life. After all of that, that night I want you to think about your entire life, everything big. Good, bad, shit, everything and I want you to find out for yourself."
> Words of wisdom from Mister Good Vibrations.
> "What's your name, kid?"
"Anonymous, Anon for short."
> "Well Anon, here's a tip. If things don't go good I don't want to turn on the news and see a green head with a hole in it, ok?"
> You just smile and nod as an answer while your lifelong idol departs.
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>>30489919
> Joe comes from the bathroom and joins you at the bar.
> "Yo Anon, you good man?"
"Yeah I'm cool, just waiting on them to finish up."
> Joe pats you on the back and continues to speak.
> "You know, this has been one rough week. Rough is an understatement really, we've been through a shit-ton. I'm happy for you and your girl, a bit jealous really."
> You nudge him with your elbow in a friendly manner.
"You talking like you're hopeless yourself, give it time."
> "Hey Anon, what do you say after this we start Summer early and take a vacation?"
"Yeah, I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit."
> Joe laughs a bit, his body jumping up and down in the seat.
> The girls finally leave the bathroom, coming out as a giggling group.
> You stand up and face their approach.
"C'mon, let's ditch the bar and go somewhere more... Sunset what's the word?"
> "Enticing."
"Yeah, that. Let's get our entice on somewhere else."
> "Like where?" Sonata asks curiously.
"Just come with me and we'll find out."
> You take the lead out of the double doors and the crew follows with you into the car outside.
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>>30489981
> So much driving all the time makes you feel like you're a member of the Beastie Boys.
> You didn't really have a plan, you just wanted to get out of that dingy ass bar and into a better location.
> Where could you take them?
> How about that waterfall by that run out camp?
> Sounds innocent enough.
> Sonata begins to yawn from the back and says "It's kinda late Anon, shouldn't we get some rest?"
> Say some kind of obscure reference or something cool real quick.
"I would, Sonata... Ain't no rest for the wicked so we got to enjoy the night."
> That wasn't as cool as it sounded in your head.
> Adagio just looks at you with a scrunched, laughing yet confused face.
> You finally make it to the edge of the city and meet the forest ahead.
> Once close enough, you park and lead them into the woods for that fun you promised.
> Trekking through the tree branches and bushes, you arrive at the somewhat quiet waterfall.
"You should've brought your bathing suits."
> Aria walks past you, already down to her undergarments.
> "Stop being such a fag, Anon."
> She says as she dives into the fresh waters below.
> One by one they follow her actions.
> Adagio stops and notions her head sideways towards the waters, meaning for you to follow.
> Eh, why not?
> If this were an Adam Sandler movie, they'd play something like "More Than A Feeling" right about now.
> You take off the shirt, pants and everything down to the underwear.
"Fuck it, let's test the limits."
> You back up to the point of invisibility from the populated waters below, thanks to the cliff.
> "Come on, Anon!"
> Aria shouts from the water.
> Like a green blur of light you run and leap off of the cliff and enter the cannonball state.
> They don't realize the surprise in store.
> "What the fuck he's... OH MY GOD HE'S-!!"
> You're naked.
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there's three tonight lads, I'm gonna go update the pastebin and finally get some sleep. thanks for reading so far and I hope you enjoy what comes next.
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>>30453704
>A small form presses her back against yours.
>>Two people who couldn’t be more different fro

If you keep up these feels man, you're gonna give me depression.
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>It's really unbelievable, girls.
>I get a home, a bed, all the food I could want, new clothes, this phone, and even shopping money.
>All I've got to do in exchange is be eye candy and milk his cock whenever he asks.
>You two need to find some sugar daddies.
>Maybe I can find some open maid positions here...
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>>30490849
Id hire aria and Sonata to be my heart beat in a second if I had that kinda of dollars
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Is System the only CC left? I miss Fig and Fife.
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>>30491511
We got Mistake and Taco plus one other guy.
I kinda like System's green, he delivers like a fucking madman plus his comedy really hits me.
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>>30491521
Well, I don't read the green. I just enjoyed talking with them.
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>>30491521
Yeah his shit is pretty good most of the time. Though you can tell when he gets tired, the pace really decreases. I guess he's only human, I talked to him the other night and SPOILERS AHEAD: he said he's planning two endings for the story and a "soundtrack" for it.
Guess the guy wants to leave a good first impression?
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>>30491566
I told you to keep that on the hush-hush, I guess the jig is up now. Yeah I was planning to give all of that stuff for my dazzlebros
> alternate ending to allow you to decide what was best in your opinion.
> soundtrack for each chapter (chapters will be available once the story is finished and in the pastebin)
> Any requested songs I'll have to review first but I'm up for anything you guys like. Though I have a set I know will fit best I'm sure a few of you have what you think would be cool.
>>30491521
Thanks, I'll keep trying to do that.
>>30491511
Sorry I don't talk too much to you guys, I'll try to not be such a dick and really communicate with everyone.
>>30491558
Fig will be missed.
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>>30451392
>>30491511
I did this doodle we've got plenty of cc just not the super active cc.
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>>30454477
>>30490267
The whole thing with Kansas is pretty much melancholiest MaMwM will get. I can promise that the mood will change back to the usual one after the next update, when the group returns to Canterlot.

And boy am I glad, writing emotional stuff is exhausting.
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>>30492447
holy h*ck thats a pretty sonaynay
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>>30492558
>h*ck

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nwz6CN_f9sU
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>>30492447
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>>30492447
>"you don't think I'm over dressed for our little dinner date, do ya anon?"
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>>30488795
We need to get a drawfag to make a digital version of this.
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i bet adagio wouldn't mind being called a bad girl and being spanked during sex.
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>>30494665
I got you
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>>30494714
Wew lad
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>>30490071
> Thanks to the darkness of night, you can submerge and easily fuck with all of them.
> You slowly swim towards the five pairs of legs that dangle underwater.
> First one to be struck by the vicious Anon-Shark will be your old friend.
> You swim underneath him and grab his feet, pushing your foot in between his legs.
> Your heel colliding with his taint.
> The muffled screams of agony echo as you pull on his feet, pushing your heel deeper.
> He descends underwater as you rise up to get some air.
> Everyone goes from laughter to "oh shit"
as you go back underwater.
> Next prey is Sonata, she's the easiest.
> You swim underneath her and pinch the leg of her nearby sister, Aria.
> "OH shit!" she yells before recoiling.
> You rise up from the waters behind the laughing sky blue Siren sister.
> She turns around after everyone gives you the "Fuck" look.
> "Oh hey Anon, that was pretty funny!"
"Thanks, wanna hug about it?"
> "I don't know why you'd want a hug but ok sure."
> She wraps her arms tightly around you as a sign of friendship but your nefarious motives resume and you do the same, throwing yourself backwards and pulling her into the water.
> A few seconds after you break your grip, she returns to the surface laughing her ass off.
> Adagio knows she's the next target and tries to swim up to the shore.
> You rush to the underwater area of the cliff and place your feet against the rocks and push as hard as you can, propelling you forwards.
> You direct yourself a little lower and as soon as you catch her legs, pulling her with you.
> "ANOOON, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
> You just smile and pull her under.
> You let go and watch her perfectly shaped body brush past.
> She slowly sinks to the bottom while you retrieve her down there.
> The recently sunken Siren grabs your ear and pulls your head towards her.
> A little underwater kiss never hurt, right?
> As your lips meet hers, you wrap your arms around her and kick the two of you up to the surface for some air.
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>>30494894
> You break apart, breathing somewhat heavily.
> Her hair is so stringy when it's wet, very erotic.
"Kill me will you, is this what you call killing?"
> She just smiles and kisses you again, some of her hair falling onto your chest but you don't mind.
> Once again, she breaks off.
> "I may not kill you now, but we've got all night to find out when."
"Ouuu~ scary."
> Surprisingly, Sunset jumps on your back putting you in a head-lock.
> "I guess it's now."
> Adagio begins to playfully punch you in the stomach, slowly they get harder and more impactful.
> These fuckers at starting to hurt. You don't wanna be known as the dude who got beat up by his girlfriend.
> You latch onto Sunset's arms and flip yourself over while Adagio continues her onslaught.
> Sunset takes a couple hits before releasing you, after words you take off.
> In perfect edgelord fashion, you feel an elbow from the twin-tailed Siren come down onto your spine.
> Hurts like a mother fucker until she holds you in place with a full-nelson.
> "Hard to breathe down here, isn't it human?"
> Is what she meant to say but it just sounded like a bunch of gurgles.
> Joe jumps in from the cliff above with both of his feet colliding against your abdomen.
> He slides himself down and swings an immediately caught right and left.
> You shift your grip from his hands to his wrists and press your legs against his chest.
> His arms are unable to take the constant pull against the muscle.
> You guide your feet upwards, bringing his torso and head to the surface.
> "Alright then!" Joe grunts while swinging his knee into the back of yours, loosening the constant pressure and dropping him back into the water, pulling his right arm free from your grip.
> He swings his free arm at you, which you dodge and allow to slip past.
> Since everything is all wrapped up at the moment, you have no other choice.
> You drive your teeth into his shoulder, not deep enough to break the skin but deep enough to make him scream.
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Back at the lab again.
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>>30494894
I thought anon was naked?
A naked hug seems pretty lewd
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>>30495313
You gonna give us an update tonight?
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>>30495679
;) that's the Anon-effect, lewd is his game.
>>30495061
> Joe springs to the surface, yelping and squirming while you use the water to clean your mouth from the Joe aftertaste.
> Aria pops from the water, laughing hysterically at Joe's pain and disgust.
> "Anon, you're such a cheater. Always going for the dirtiest move possible! C'mon man, do you really gotta bite me?!"
> You stick your head from the water for some air and to respond to the crying bitch rubbing his shoulder.
"Stop being so lame, Joe."
> And with that, he snaps.
> "You want to say I'm being lame? Seriously, how could not wanting a man's mouth latching down on your arm be lame? I know you're mentally unstable and shit but Jesus man."
> There's some awkward silence before Aria places her opinion on the subject.
> "It must be your first time having a man put his mouth on you, I know I was scared too. Just put on your big girl pants and get ready, you're a woman now."
youhadabadday.webm
> Joe has went from bad to worse, his waifu insulted him in public.
> Time at the waterfall passed and you have come to terms with your grand finale.
> By now you've put on some bottoms and currently you're sitting at the edge of the cliff, you know the night isn't over.
> Pretty soon your girls are going to have to move on, they'll be too much for one man to handle.
> What you can't understand is that they want to be adored so much when you already adore them enough to keep them satisfied forever.
> Sonata? She's practically like your daughter. You love that sweet Siren to a killing point. It's like she's everything a guy would need in understanding people with a sweeter side.
> Aria? In reality she's the biggest softie of them all, the hard loveable exterior is something to be taught about staying strong and always looking out for the ones you love.
> Last but not least, Adagio, in just a day she stole your heart and gave you hers in return. You may have given her a place to stay but she gave you a home.
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>>30496294
> Hear that Mom and Dad, you got replaced by three girls bent on taking the hearts of billions.
> You hear everyone wrap up their waterfall fun.
> Though you understand what you must do, being in the act is going to be something earth shattering.
> You hear the sound of grass being stepped on behind you.
> Naturally, it's Adagio coming to ensure that you're fine.
> She sits down beside you, placing her head against your shoulder.
> "You know, that was some cannonball."
"You think?"
> "Yeah, it was... Artistic."
> That's a new one.
> "What's got you so down, Anon?"
> Fuck, she noticed.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
> She leans forwards, examining your face.
> "Something's wrong, tell me."
> Alright Anon, the jig is up.
"Adagio... It's... My dad's birthday and I was just hurting."
> Nice headcanon Anon.
> Adagio's face goes from annoyed to devastated in an instant.
> She pulls you close to her and hugs you tightly.
> "Aww no... I'm sorry, my 'Non. I'll make it up to you, don't you worry."
> Sweet, too bad you can't breathe.
> She takes notice after your face goes from green to red and turns you loose.
> "S-Sorry Anon, I just don't want you to be sad."
"I'll be fine, Adagio. I've dealt with it alone for years, I'm sure I can make it with my family."
> Adagio quickly looks to you, a tad shocked and wondering if he ears tell the truth.
> "What did you say?"
"What?"
> "Y-you... Said you're with your family, I thought your family perished years ago."
"They did."
> "But you... Anon?"
> Her eyes begin to well with tears as she just smiles.
> She tackles you and clenches herself to you like a tick, rubbing her sobbing face into your shirt.
> "Y-you mean it, r-right?"
"Absolutely, you and your sisters along with Joe and maybe Sunset have become all the family I need that is, if you're willing?"
> She buries herself back into your chest, crying heavily.
"Of course Anon, what kind of question is that?"
> While she's there, you place your hand in her hair
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>>30497119
>Sulking kid Sonata
Welp, there goes my heart
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>>30496611
Aw yeah.
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Get up lazy anons.
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>>30498298

>"ANON WAKE UP TODAY WE'RE RETAKING CONSTANTINOPLE!"
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>>30498612
>deus vult dazzles
oh lawd, be still my righteous heart
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>>30498298
Sonata got a flat ass
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>>30499050
Maybe?
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>>30499050
Aria got a spankable ass.
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>>30472615
http://i.imgur.com/r1SiSYW.png
Enjoy
Deltalima comic continuation
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-deltalima
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>>30499165

Okay, I have to ask. Why are you promoting deltalima so much?
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>>30499674
Because he wants you to enjoy.
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>>30499674
For thoughts who are unaware of the sauce, and wish to follow.
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>>30499788

Did your parents ever try to feed you crap by pretending that it tastes nice? Were you ever fooled or did you think they were full of shit instead?

>>30499789

If people had expressed interest in the drawfag then it'd be understandable to keep us updated like that. But they haven't. And while taste is subjective, people tend to react positively to things such as good proportions, details, a nice style, good posing, and even visual coherency between panels. Deltalima has none of those. And he has no wide appeal either, so by mentioning him often you only bug people and come off as brown nosing or whoring yourself out. Especially when other much better drawfags never get mentioned by name.
So if people are interested in the sauce then they should ask about it instead like they would for drawfags like Silvertrash or Imdrunkontea.
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>>30500147
>Did your parents ever try to feed you crap by pretending that it tastes nice? Were you ever fooled or did you think they were full of shit instead?
No. If I ate it it's because I didn't mind the taste or liked it. The art isn't even bad and you seem to be the only one bitching like this.
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>>30500169
Nah, he's not the only one. Whether you're DL or just some fan, the repeat whoring isn't doing him any favors here.
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>>30500169

Repetition triggers my autism. Most people ignore enjoyfag, only occassionally commenting that they enjoyed or that he always posts crap.
And crap it is in the case of deltalima. The characters doesn't even have the same proportions from panel to panel.

>No. If I ate it it's because I didn't mind the taste or liked it.

The point was that pretending that something is nice doesn't make it nice. Instead it lowers your opinion of the person making the claim.
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>>30500240
Sorry, he's the first I saw say something. Anyway, my original comment was a joke because of him being Enjoyfag.
>>30500293
>my autism
That is the big issue. The other is you're treating your opinion as fact.
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So the very kawaii ZestyFinish family tree was a success. Now it’s time to kick it up a notch. If I can make a legible chart for Sunset’s colossal clan, every other family should be a piece of cake!

Sunset has a house full of crazy and it’s just getting crazier. While she considers all of the Shadow Five to be her children, she and Adagio are the adoptive parents of Lemmy Z and Sunny Flare only. Sour Sweet is their legal ward, hence the dark green bar of bureaucracy. Sugarcoat and Indy (not shown) still have families, if not great ones; they’d rather hang out at Sunset’s house. And then we have the Riot…excluding Snowshine, all the pups are Adagio’s biological daughters. The lime green bar indicates not only blood sisters, but a multiple birth (or in their case, hatching). Hippocampus mothers breed with as many viable males as they care to; according to Liz, there’s a very good chance all five of the pups have different sires.
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>>30500337

>The other is you're treating your opinion as fact.

Nope. Deltalima neither has a personal style nor can replicate the source material, doesn't use shading or details, characters and objects have different perspectives, and they look different between panels. They lack coherency. There is nothing to like. Nothing appealing.
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>>30500521
>There is nothing to like. Nothing appealing.
Yep. I found the image in question to be fine.
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>>30499156
I want a Taste of dat ass
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>>30500473
that's so dumb.
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>>30499165
I do not enjoy this
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Yu7to4NFc
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>>30502049
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Sorry but no updates tonight, I got some work stuff but I'll update as soon as I get back for you guys. I wish I could update while at work but my job requires a lot of manual labor and no connection with internet-available technology along with no time to sit down and produce a good update. See you tomorrow at like 13:00:00 or something along the lines of that.
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>>30502049
I haven't watched much of her work, I only know about her through the Ember's Ghost Squad insanity. Do you guys like Wubcakes?
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>>30502716
I enjoyed her Dagi AMA vocaroos she did a long time ago.
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>>30502716
>Do you guys like Wubcakes?
No, newfag,
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>>30502716

Her skype calls are cringey but rest of her work is alright. I want to feel her lips on my bare cockhead.
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>>30503259
I'm pretty sure beastialty is illegal in most countries.
That's fucking gross man
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>>30504460

If two parents can produce fertile offspring then they are of the same species.
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>>30503533
The Dazzles are kyut. KYUT!
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>>30504460
>That's fucking gross man
This.
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>>30481656
Uploader Description

Omg your art is so cute!!!! might if I request Sonata and Aria in your magnificent art style?! <3


thank you o(////▽////)q
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>>30502716
>>30502762
>>30502818
>>30503259
>>30504460
>>30505081
>>30505668
Guys, we've already discussed this.
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>>30505837
Aw jes that looks gud.
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>>30505837
I'd fuck her from Dusk 'til dawn
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>>30505849
Newfag didn't know and had to be educated. On a separate note, any ghost hunting Dazzles?
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>>30505849
Dont fucking shame the thread for having a conversation.
We pretty slow here anyway son
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>>30505668

I want to shoot my would-be children into her throat, warm it and hear her thank me and say how thick and creamy it is. And then get voraciously blown because she wants to drink every last drop of my milk.
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>>30506059

>WHOooooo dares intrude on the home of Duke Finklebottom the third? WHOoooo is this foolish morta..."

>Hey! Finky! Over here!"

>WHOoooo? ...Aria? Aria of the fell hand? Aria, she who takes a cheese grater to her foemans genitalia?

>Hah! Toldja he would remember...

>The Aria who let Sir Reynolds the overly endowed play "break the curtain wall" with her rear passage?

>So, that`s why you could not sit for a month...

>Silence!! This is my client. OK, If your memory is that good, you surely remember 7th September 1281? When you borrowed 1400 groats and promised to pay them back "Come hell or high water"? And then you promptly vanished off the face of earth a week later.

>Dearest Aria. I was dead a week later. Some ruffian with a morning star if i recall correctly.

>"Come hell or high water"!! Does this mean you dont have my money?

>I am afraid being dead leads to some particular pecuniary problems. So: yes.

>Nobody likes a welsher, Finky. Light him up girls!!

*One short battle later*

>Ok, thats done. Who next Adagio?

>Hmmm...Well, we do have Rasputin. Pretty new debt, but he vanished after two down payments so we ought to track him down. On the other hand, he just might be a lich.

>Yeah, lets wait a bit before we let some creepy old man get his grubby paws on our souls. Anyone else?

>...Timber Spruce borrowed ten bucks off me last week for lunch...

>Good enough. Good job Sonata. Aria, grab the rubber hose!

>Awww. Its my client, Adagio. I dont want to get sloppy seconds again.

*So passes the days of the Dazzling extreme longterm debt collection agency*
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>>30506436
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>>30506059
> Ghost hunting Dazzles
I might do this next after I wrap up "Anon's Dazzling New Life" if I don't get any better ideas.
>>30506243
We really need to talk more instead of waiting on green dumps and discussing images.
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>>30506461

I haven't fapped in a week.
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>>30506849
Yea so don't shame it son
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>>30496611
> Though soggy and damp, there's still that smooth texture.
> "What's got her all emotional?"
> Aria's voice appears from nowhere as she walks up the hill.
> You turn your torso as much as you can with the sobbing Adagio locked into your chest.
"I'll explain later, can you get everyone in the car?"
> "Whatever."
> You hear Aria from the bottom of the hill rounding the others in like cattle.
> The sobs stop coming and she snuggles her head softly on your chest.
> Looking down at her, you cannot help but to shift your hand down to her open shoulder and hold her tighter.
> This must be what that it is to be a man, to have your woman tightly against you while your family has fun.
> The grass is so comfortable, you just might fall asleep.
> As you begin to doze off, you hear the loud horn blow from the base of the hill.
> Adagio's head pops up like a cat, looking straight forward.
"Sounds like we're requested down there."
> She pats you on the abdomen a couple times before getting up and walking towards the laughing crowd.
> Since you're the driver, they kinda need you down there.
> You wonder what is so funny after hearing the non-stop laughter coming from everyone in the car.
> You get in and decide to try to solve the mystery.
"Ok, what's so funny?"
> "S-S- Oh my God... Sunset tell him what you told us."
Joe can barely get the sentence out of him before returning to his laughing fit.
> "Ok, ok, Anon."
"Yeah?"
> "There's these two gay guys fucking, right. One of them says 'Hey there's something in my ass and it hurts.' the other guy says 'ok lemme try to get it for you'."
> This is gonna be bad.
> "And... And he keeps pumping in there to like, get it you know? So he's fucking and he feels something hard, metallic almost. He reaches in there and pulls the thing out."
"Ook?"
> "So he pulls the thing out, right and it's a Rolex wrist watch. He says 'what is this?' and his partner turns around and says 'Happy birthday'."
> You don't get the kick they do.
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>>30507102
> Whatever the appeal is to this joke is one you will never understand.
> There's a dense smell of burnt rubber is present, triggering only one thought.
"Joe, you son of a bitch."
> Joe's voice comes from the back seat, sounding like someone has been pushing against his ribs.
> He coughs a couple of times before starting an incoherent sentence, blowing smoke into the front seat.
> "Heheh... Anon, did you ever listen to that song Donna Summer made a long time ago?"
"Joe, all of her songs were made a long time ago."
> He's out of his mind.
> "Oh yeah... Which one was the one where she talked about wanting to fuck some guy, she kept saying something about hot sauce?"
> That's a really dumb question.
"You're thinking about 'Hot Stuff'. Yeah, I remember it."
> His voice raises at learning the new information he was seeking.
> "Dude, play it!"
"I don't have anything with Donna Summer on it and my phone is dead."
> The dead phone thing was a lie, you just didn't want to play Donna Summer.
> Your drugged friend groans from the backseat.
> Now you see why you didn't get the joke.
> It's about time to find a new spot to hang out in.
> You wonder about where in the city would be a cool spot to screw around.
> There is the shot of checking up on your old crush, Twilight and seeing if she would want to go.
> Then again, she was never really social.
> Aria pulls her upper-half to the front seat, equally as stoned as Joe, slightly giggling.
> "Pssht, may I have your attention please, will the real best Siren please stand up."
> She places her head into her sister, Adagio's shoulder, still laughing.
> "Ada... Guess what? I'm the only on standing, you know what that means?"
> "I'm pretty sure it means the most insecure placed herself up top."
> "Yeah but we both know that I am the real Slim."
> Who told her these things?
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>>30504460
It's legal in 9 States, in the USA.
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>>30505988

I'd fuck the daylights out of her. Heyo!
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>>30506849
>I might do this next after I wrap up "Anon's Dazzling New Life" if I don't get any better ideas.
Please don't include anon.
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Adagio for Strings
https://youtu.be/izQsgE0L450

Queen of Night Aria
https://youtu.be/C2ODfuMMyss

Devil's Trill Sonata
https://youtu.be/z7rxl5KsPjs

When are they coming back?
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>>30507536
Anon is the ghost
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>>30507316
> Sunset leans over Aria's resting figure, turning towards you with the scent of the backseat on her breath.
> "'Ey, Anon, let's go to the old folks home."
"Why would we do that?"
> Sunset struggles to get the sentence from her mind.
> "They... Do you got hairy palms from being single for so long?"
> You check your hands for small hairs like in the first Spider-Man movie giving him wall-climbing abilities.
"Uh...No. I think that's just a myth, Sunset."
> You decide to tuck the two into the back with Joe and Sonata, who are giggling like schoolgirls.
> Adagio just looks at you and smiles.
> "Your family have become avid drug-users."
"Not Sonata, she's fine."
> You start up your ride and pull out of the trail and into the highway.
> Driving through the city once again, you realize they have a big day tomorrow and don't need anything effecting them.
> "Where to now Anon?"
"Back to the room."
> The upset backseaters sigh but they don't have a choice.
"I'm sorry but the Battle is tomorrow and I can't have anything getting in the way of your victory."
> After twenty minutes of driving, you finally arrive at the hotel.
"Everyone go ahead, I'll be there in a moment."
> Some hesitation is given but eventually they get the message.
> But not Adagio.
> "I understand that you're a little sad about your father but Anon, this isn't like you."
> You could always tell her the truth?
> No, you can't tell her.
"Look, I'm just worried about you and your sisters in competing against those bitches tomorrow."
> She lightly punches your shoulder.
> "No need, we're going to wipe the floor with them."
"It's not like I don't have faith in you, I do absolutely. I'm just worried about the aftermath."
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>>30507652
> "The only aftermath will be that our family will be adored."
"I already adore our family."
> For the first time since you met her, she's at a lost for words.
> "I know you do but... We're out for fame, 'Non. We aren't your run-of-the-mill sisters, as you know."
> That's an understatement.
"Adagio, all I want for you is for you to achieve your goals and aspirations. Let's just discuss this later, ok?"
> She agrees and you walk back into the room.
> Half of the girls are already asleep.
> You look onto the bed to the surprising sight of the sister of aggression, Aria fast asleep coddled against her sister Sonata.
> She looks a little peaceful when she's asleep, almost like the hardness of her is only present when she's awake.
> You'll have to sleep in the elongated windowsill, everything else is full.
> Well you could always sleep with Adagio and Sunset... then again, that could get you into some trouble.
> You grab a couch pillow and place it in the windowsill.
> Getting in and lying down, you feel the muscles in your back relax for the first time in what feels like ages.
> The lights are cut out and everyone catches some shut-eye.
> You're sleeping fine until a rustle on your shoulder wakes you up.
> "Come on, handsome."
> The room is pitch black aside from the small blue light from the cable box and a thin blade of light coming from the space between the adjustable curtains.
> You make your way stealthily into the nearby bed, trying not to wake Sunset.
> A whisper comes into your ear.
> "This room is too crowded... Let's find a spot more private~."
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>>30508164
> The seducing voice returns to your ear, laying an inducing message.
> "There's no turning back, no point in trying. You're all mine tonight, Anonymous."
> You grab her wrist and open the door as quiet
as you can, and direct your seductress outside.
> She plants a kiss onto your lips as soon as the light hits the two of you.
> She flips the script by latching onto your hand and running through the outdoor hallway with you trying to keep from falling.
> You make it through the blacktop and manage to grab your keys.
> You unlock the backseat and open the door, she crawls in, her gorgeous backside under supreme display.
> You get in behind her and shut the door.
> She looks back at you with a sultry gaze, bedroom eyes in the backseat.
> "Just like this, Anon. I've been really bad for the last thousand years, give me what I deserve."
> You lean over her and run your hands along her chest, pulling her upward.
> You kiss the side of her neck up and down, using your right hand to help her with taking off the grey hoodie, the left creeps into her panties.
> She bites her bottom lip and brings her hand to the side of your face while you treat her gently, unbuttoning her jeans and inching down the zipper.
> "This is how you treat a 'bad' girl? I knew you were soft."
> Strange dirty talk but you're a little into it.
> You roughly pull off her hoodie and toss it into the front seat and shove down her pants to her knees that are pressed against the seat.
> "Mmmm, that's more like it."
> You slide your hands along her soft hips and curves.
> Getting a firm grip onto her hip, you sling your hand onto her awaiting posterior.
> She releases a slight moan and leans her upper-body lower, raising her rear.
> "That's right, give me it all!"
> You grip her hips and pull her to your impatient erection.
> Another moan escapes her oh so sexual voice.
> Instead of quick rapid pumps. You give the "bad girl" slow, heavy thrusts, moving only the bottom of your spine giving her more
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>>30508505
>When did it pop up
Pretty immediately.
>How do I get it to die?
You need to fly, anon, from the top of the Eiffel Tower to the Empire State building. Flapping your arms all the way there is super difficult apparently, and that's why the headcanon has not died, but I'm sure you're fit enough to jump off that french penis tower and fly yourself to the american penis tower.
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>>30508429
> Your sexy Siren can barely contain herself with the continuous thrusts of your member into her body.
> Longer thrusts come into her as she regains composure.
> She retaliates to the push with slowly guiding her hips side-to-side down to the base of your throbbing penis.
> You move your hands under her arms and pull her back up with you, holding her in place as you push deeper and deeper into her maternal walls.
> "Ah yes, Anon! Fuck me to reformation, D-DO IT!"
> Everything is so smooth, yet she's incredibly tight.
> Where ever "the spot" is, you've hit it a few times already.
> A flurry of emotions like love, anger, passion, pleasure, and resentment of the future all pile into the one moment when you are right about to climax.
> Quickly, you pull out your about-to-burst member and Adagio uses her smooth derrière, making your cock erupt with semen and sticking along her back.
> "Aww, is it in my hair?"
"No, you're fine."
> You reach to the cupholder in the front, grabbing the napkins and using them to clean the human-honey from her back.
> Adagio puts her clothes back on as best as she can in the compact space of the vehicle.
> You do the same and recline against the door, she lays down against you, the back of her head under your chin.
> "Anon."
"Yeah?"
> "My ass hurts."
"Well, that's what you get for being 'bad'."
> "Oh, fuck you."
"You just did."
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>>30508505
To be totally honest, I thought it was a meme.
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>>30508581
We're all memes here my friend
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>>30508567
> "Wanna go back to the room?"
"Yeah, this shit is uncomfortable."
> The two of you shirt placement and exit the car, walking back to the room.
> You have to sneak back into the room, hoping no one wakes up.
> You're about to lay in your windowsill when you feel the tug on your shirt to enter the bed with her.
> There's no way you can see her but you know.
> You bring yourself into the bed with Adagio, she backs her body into yours.
> She can feel your chubby remaining, hardly deteriorating.
> "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"So many things."
> "We're gonna have a lot of fun, night."
"Night."
> You lift your head from the pillow and into the soft poof of hair.
lifehasneverbeenbetter.webm
> Your dreams are the usual pitch black darkness with some dark blue shit like the PS2 power-on loading screen.
> Soon enough, seven AM rolls around like it always does, with more resentment than usual.
> "IT'S THE BATTLE DAY!"
> The voice sounds like Sonata's.
> You open your eyes to see her standing on her bed with Aria at her feet trying to ignore her.
> "Get up everyone, it's the time we've been waiting on!"
> It's the time we've been waiting on.
> In a matter of five minutes, she's got the entire room bright-eyed and bushy-headed.
> The girls are all in the bathroom getting ready together when a thought hits you like a truck.
"We never got Rarity."
> Joe's eyes widen with realizing she has been gone since you were hunting Flash.
> This is gonna bite you in the ass.
> They rush from the bathroom and you all run through the hall and through the blacktop parking lot, into your car and speeding down the highway.
> After getting through the bullshit morning traffic, you arrive at Canterlot High.
> One-by-one, they jump out, telling you their own departure sentence before running into the school to make sure they sign the "BOTB Attendance Sheet".
> "Bye 'Non, love you."
> "Later Anon, I'll catch you at Gym."
> "It was nice staying with you, Anon. You're not a bad guy."
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>>30508815
"It was nice having you, Sunset."
> Sonata jumps forward from her seat.
> "See ya later, Annie. Can I call you that?"
"Sure, Sonata. Anything you like."
> "Yes! Bye Annie!"
> Last to depart is Aria, she is sitting silently, looking angrily at you.
> "I'm not gay, don't think this makes me gay..."
> You're a bit confused at her statement, it's a little off topic.
"What are you talking abou-"
> She quickly leans around the seat and hugs you, drawing back and saying,
> "Thanks Anon, try not to be too gay until the Battle."
"I'll try."
> She chuckles while hopping out and shutting the door,
> They don't know it yet but you left a note inside Joe's bookbag for them all that reads:
"To those it in fact it does concern,
I love you all so much, don't worry about me at all. I'm fine. This is the one way you could be successful and adored, to be open and free. Joe, we've been through a lot and I'm proud to call you my brother. All these years have been a blessing. Sunset Shimmer, we only just met but I hope you get what you're searching for, the world may not have forgiven you for one day but I know I have. Aria, you're so strong and amazing at the same time. Young and old people alike will look up to your strength and willpower, never forget that. Sonata, my favorite girl in the world, above everything be smart and be true to yourself. Keep everyone in mind as you see the world come to it's knees for you. Adagio, I love you. I want you to know that this wasn't me, I had to do this so you could achieve what you've wanted for so long. All I've ever wanted was a family to call my own, you gave me this and shown me how happy I can be.
Goodbye, Anonymous."
> You spend the day on the verge of explosion and tears.
> In the end, it's only the right thing to do.

> The Sirens battle with the Rainbooms but to no avail when Sunset decides to follow her heart.
> Little does she know, they did as well.


> You return to the room to get your stuff, walking up the steps.
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>>30508934
> All you can think about is your family.
> Sometimes a man must do was he has to, you just hope they can understand.
> You open the door and the room is pitch-black as usual.
> You look down at the floor in shame and flick on the light.
> You raise you head to see what you're doing.
> "Just gonna leave, huh?" Aria's voice sounds from the bathroom.
> To your surprise, everyone is there!
> Joe, Sonata, Aria, and Adagio. No Sunset for some reason.
"W-What's going on?"
> "Sunset screwed them over."
> Joe says, sitting on the chair in his relaxed manner.
> "When she left, we knew we couldn't just leave. She became loyal to someone, so did we. I gave Sonata and Aria the nod to hold back enough to lose."
"What about the stones?"
> "They regenerate through the energy they absorb. Things looked hopeless to them, they see us 'transform' when in reality it was controlled magic. We left and came here to catch you."
> "Yeah Annie, we love you."
> The two Sirens hug you, you embrace them while wondering just how lucky you really are.
> Aria stands next to Joe on the chair, holding herself with a hand down on the back of it.
> "God, they're gay."
> "Nah, Anon's the gay one. He's the one wanting to be called 'Annie'." Joe says, mocking your Sonata-given nickname.
> Aria laughs, looking down at Joe then looking back at the group.
> "Ugh, I guess I'll join in. It couldn't be that good."
> She ends up hugging the hardest.
> Once they break off, Joseph stands.
> You two do a half-assed handshake and clash shoulders.
> The night passes kindly, everyone resting well.
> The next morning is Justin's funeral.
> It's a little large with students and family.
> When all others leave, you remain with you final words to him.
"I wish you could be here, buddy. Everything's going great. One final thing... Goku could beat Superman."
> You smile and depart, your family waiting in the car.
> You get in and start it up.
> "Where to next, Anon?"
"I don't know, we'll let fate decide."

End.
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>>30509035
Well guys, it's been one hell of a time giving updates to you every night and writing this for you. I fell in love with writing this story, all of the characters and events were so fun to write with. I don't know what my next move will be but I'm planning on getting the read-along soundtrack going. Idk if I should make the alternate ending because I actually like this ending but if you guys want one I'll give it.
Thanks for reading my shitty green for this long.
> Love you guys!
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>>30509083
Dude oh my god, good way to end. I'd like to see what an alternate ending would be if you're up for it. Also what will the soundtrack consist of and how will you get it to us?
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>>30509123
Well I don't really want to spoil anything but it will consist of different genres and music subjects & topics depending on the context of the story, though currently I think the ending theme starts when Anon says
> "Goku could beat Superman."
and it's gonna be "Redbone" by Childish Gambino, I've thought that would be the best theme to make the story come to a close with a nice little melody. Another example from tonight would be the lewd scene, that theme will be an old jam,
> "Smooth" by Santana ft. Rob Thomas
Otherwise everything else I've either not planned, don't want anything for it, or can't disclose it right now. Thanks for the feedback anon, I'm happy you enjoyed.
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>>30507536
>Please don't include anon
Do you know where you are?
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>>30509083
Thanks for the nightly updates friend.
I really enjoyed checking back ever night for updates bruh
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>>30507536
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>>30509237
I'll be back with new stories to tell for you guys once I'm ready or have a good idea. It won't be long before I'll be back with nightly updates.
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>>30509083
Ok System, it's been one hell of a ride reading ADNL but thanks for it all. Though sometimes I thought things were a bit strange, in the end I still enjoyed it all. Btw good fight scene between Anon and Flash, I'm the anon that requested he fight something, thanks for the delivery.
>tfw soundtrack already consists of Redbone and Smooth
You have good taste but I think "Time Of Your Life" by Green Day would've been a better choice. If you could add it for a fan, that'd be great.
>Thanks for the good reads Sys, I'm looking forward to your future projects.
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>>30509321
Yeah sure, that's a pretty good song. Same thing goes with everyone else, if you suggest a song and I review it, I'll put it in the soundtrack unless I already know it's a good song.
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>tfw hate my generation and don't like how things are turning out
>prefer how things were even as far as the late 90s
>remember how bigoted people were in the generations before
>Fucked either way
This is some strong depression, /dzg/.
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>>30509860
I miss calling people faggots.
Now we just use the more pc term cuck.
I miss the old 4chan
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>>30509283
Well I'll be looking forward to it.
It be kinda cool if ya did a green based around dating each girl.
like your just finshed one was kinda based around dating adagio.
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>>30509961
Stop being a faggot and make me feel better, faggot.
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>>30509980
I mean hell I used to say faggot A lot in highschool as well.
But its whatever can't really live in the past gotta live in the now bruh
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>>30509986
>can't really live in the past gotta live in the now bruh
>tfw can't make time stop for me
Well, life sure is getting crappy. Guess I'll just have to bottle it all up and keep pushing to a better future. Fife?
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Aria Blaze Has a Secret [MLP Fanfiction] (Slice of Life)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXqhlrmUM2c
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>>30509860

I know that feel bro. Been feeling it for like twenty years now. If the world is griefing you then grief it back. Comment openly on the shit that bothers you as it happens. If people get offended then good because now they feel like they make you feel. Subhumans, deranged gender transformers and everyone in between can go fuck themselves. They are worth nothing and so does their opinion of you. The only opinions you should worry are those of your loved ones, the people paying your bills, and the people you are forced to work with.

>>30509986

What's stopping you? I called an old man a faggot the other day for pissing on the street.
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>>30507557
I feel I never told you. The story of the ghost.
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>>30509999
Nice quads. And the story was decent.
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>>30510195
>What's stopping you
Social pressure to fit in at my university
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>>30509999
Can we not
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>>30510545

Well on one hand it's not my ass so it's easy to preach and berate you. But on the other hand look at those ugly stupid freaks who are trying to dictate your life and thoughts. To fit in is to be alike, and to be respected is to be an exemplar. Do you want to be like the people who depress and disgust you?
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The Dazzlings are disgusting succubi.
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>>30510853

>Adagio invites you to her place, dropping hints that there will be lewdness
>You are forced to watch as she gets gangbanged by niggers
>She rotates them so as to not tire them before she's satisfied
>Once the fuckfest is over she spreads her legs and invites/orders you to eat her out and slurp it all up
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>The Dazzlings return home late after the Battle of the Bands
>They fear for the future. The near future
>It's past midnight when they gather up the courage to go home
>Adagio tells her two lackeys to hush as she unlocks the door as quietly as she can
>The girls sneak inside and try to find the way to their room through the darkness
>A terrible sound makes them freeze on the spot
>*Clap clap*
>The living room's lights turn on
>There's a man sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed
>"Oh no..."
>Sonata tries to hide behind Adagio and Aria
"What time is this?" the man asks
>"It's 12:4-" Aria starts to say
"Late. It's late. Why is it late? And.."
>The man squints
"And what happened to my gems?!"
>The Dazzlings shrink back as the man gets up and takes threatening steps towards them
"My gems, girls, give them to me now."
>The man cups his hands
>Adagio takes the shards of her gem from out of her pocket and hands them to him
>The man looks at them in hurt disbelief
"What is this...WHAT IS THIS!"
>Aria and Sonata start bickering, trying to shift the blame off themselves
>The rucus is only draining the man of his patience
>Adagio on the other hand tries to bluff her way out
>She smiles as if this is all some silly business
>"Anon, listen..."
"Anon?"
>All three Dazzlings stop
"I am not your friend, your peer, or your sucker." he says in a low voice while quaking with anger. "I am your MASTER!"
>The man raises his hand and hits Adagio, his palm connecting with her soft cheek
>Adagio gasps
>Her back hits the wall and she slides down
>The other two are scared shitless but remain still. They know better than to run away
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>>30511275

>The man grabs Adagio by the wrist and pulls her to his bedroom, not bothering to lift her to her legs
"You're lucky you still have your looks, junior whore" he says between gritted teeth. "Otherwise I'd sell your organs."
>Adagio screams as he drags her across the floor
>He is taking her to his room to "reestablish boundaries" and discipline her
>"Help!" screams Adagio at Aria and Sonata who are so frightened that they are hugging eachother
>They can't even help themselves
>"Help meee-!"
>The door slams shut
>The other two sirens look at the door in horror
>They can hear faint crying, screaming, grunts, swearing and know they are next
>Meanwhile elsewhere a redeemed girl dances the night away with her loving friends, basking in her schoolmates' newfound acceptance
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>>30511275
I want to angry fuck the dazzles
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>>30511554

I want to treat them nice and make happy love to them, provided they are nice to me. I didn't even expect it to get dark. The initial idea was for anon to turn them into kittens as punishment and stress relief. Also I should had written "Aku, listen" instead of Anon.
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>>30510195
>Subhumans
The only good thing about our moving forward is people like you are dying out.
>>30510545
Probably for the best as saying that can get you kicked out now.
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>>30512683

If it shits on the streets like an animal, preys on the old or weak like an animal, and doesn't follow the human laws of the society it's in but is not an animal then it's a subhuman. If people want to be treated like humans then they should act like humans. Does this offend you?
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I want Adagio to let me feel her poof as proof that she trusts me.
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>>30509967
Good idea, next green will be a surprise on dating another Siren.
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>>30509083

Its been a good trip.

Thanks for the green, man.
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>>30513066
>surprise

>Anon dates Aria
>They become an item
>Sonata, being a gluttonous child who hates Aria, tries to steal/seduce him
>Adagio sits on her bed and watches TV with a cup of coffee
>Her favourite tabloid show is on
>"This next story is about a love triangle!"
>Aria and Sonata walk into the set and take a seat
>Adagio spits her beverage
>"Those idiots!"
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>>30509035
>"Where to next, Anon?"
"I don't know, we'll let fate decide."
> End.
System, dude, I need a part two or something. Alternate ending would be great but that's just if you're up for it.
>tfw you came back today expecting another regular update then System drops the "End" bomb on you.
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>>30508567
>villainous dirty talk
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>>30513108
You know what... Yes. I like this idea, I'll have to come up with some amazing shit to top this.
>>30513162
I'm considering the Alt-ending but it's entirely different from the original. Tonight will have to be the judge.
>>30513179
I do these things for you.
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>>30513204
>You know what... Yes. I like this idea, I'll have to come up with some amazing shit to top this.

Thanks mate, ideas and brainstorming on the spot are my things. If you want to use the idea then it's fine by me. Don't forget to include bleeped swearing, hair-pulling, the two Dazzlings accidentally revealing embarassing information about Adagio, and the poof yelling at them over the phone before going there to beat them both up and drag them away.
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>>30512900
>act like humans
They do, jackass. Just because you're pretentious and ethnocentric doesn't mean that others are sub human.
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>>30513434
You're an absolute madman, I love it.
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>>30513755
System, I think I just uncovered another name that you go by on this board... Are you the one known as...
>RED?
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>>30513796
I only write stuff that's fucked up and quick as RED but otherwise when I'm writing a green I care about, I'm SystemOfAClop.
> How could you tell?
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>>30513717

I should had used my name from the start. Courage to have an unpopular opinion and everything. I made no mention of race or colour, only behaviours. You are trying to set up a strawman and attack it, a common leftist tactic. I'm asking you again. Do you believe that decent human beings would shit and piss in the street like animals, assault the weak and elderly like animals, and outright disregard the human laws of the society that they live in?

>>30513755
>absolute madman

You have no idea! My multiple personalities allow me to tap into the creative talent of an entire crew.
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>>30513838
Your vocabulary isn't as robust as you think.
>In "Anon In Equestria" thread
>See some guy posting some funny shit.
>Notice that his way of writing green is similar.
>Come to thread to ask.
That was a pretty fucked up green, why didn't you write ADNL like that? Also could you put that story in the pastebin?
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>>30513908
I'm not leftist at all, just saying that judging a human on what you consider human is ridiculous. Those people who attack and ignore the laws of their country are scum, but not sub human. Many people, yourself I'm sure break the law all of the time. I think it's stupid to do this stuff in the street, but that's because my country has good sanitation and a good sewer system. Still, there are places with out that and they just have people clean the waste up. We all know that you're a racist, Sal, but my point was that you're claiming people are sub human because they act different than you. Scumbag humans are still human, just as retards and degenerates are still human.
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>>30514018
> Your vocabulary isn't as robust as you think.
ow.
> That was a pretty fucked up green
Thanks.
> Why didn't you write ADNL like that?
ADNL was serious, that wasn't.
> Could you put that story in the pastebin?
Sure, though not every RED story will be.
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>>30509035
I ignored this story when it first started and never really read it the whole time it was going. After such a long time of writing, I got used to seeing your name along with your reader's message every night. Once I was scrolling through and saw "End" I felt like I had to read it. I remembered that you had a pastebin and spent the last couple of hours reading along plus using the songs you gave us for the soundtrack and I'm happy I did, I can't wait to see what's coming next along with the full soundtrack.
> alt ending when?
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>>30514060

I was drawing you something but I'm too sleepy so screw it.

>I'm not leftist at all

Then start worrying, cause you sure act and sound like one.

>We all know that you're a racist, Sal

And then some. I'm a racist, sexist, homophobic, atheist-trolling, fat-hating, antifeminist, religion-discriminating, progressive-bashing, western supremacist misanthrope. And yet I idolize a race-mixing kike faggot. Go figure I'm sure I'm forgeting stuff so feel free to add them. Preferably with a Scotsman picture because I love that guy.

>judging a human

That's called having an opinion.

>what you consider human

And that is called having standards or expectations. Everyone has certain values and shapes his opinion on others based on whether they live up to his criteria or not. You for example have your "humanitarian" values and my not sharing the same opinions is making you hate me.

>because they act different than you

You're right. The reason I hate thieves, murderers, rapists (and street shitters) isn't because they are deplorable and hinder society. It's because they are different than me. Perhaps if I acted like them for a day then I'd stop being so bigoted. Hell, perhaps all of society should try being thieves, murderers, rapists (and street shitters). We'd become more empathic and inclusive, a more complete society.
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>>30514891
cont.

Acting different means having different tastes and habits. This is not what we're talking about here. We're talking about criminals acting like animals, and you're trying to pass off their criminal activities as just being different.

>yourself I'm sure

I never disobey the law, I AM THE LAW! I don't even ride the bus without a ticket. I'm so clean that I'm a little embarassed. I torrent unavailable shows every once in a few months at worse. Which you're going to try and twist into being as bad as breaking into houses and killing the elderly to rummage through their stuff in peace. It happens often around here. And btw, it's not the locals who are engaging in this kind of stuff.

>because my country has good sanitation and a good sewer system.

Look at the little racist bragging about his country's sanitation and calling mine shit. Shame on you.
Well if you think that people are shitting in the streets because they don't have a toilet then you haven't been in Eastern Europe, half of Germany, much of London, and New York.
Not that cleaning up makes dropping trousers and taking public craps like a damn stray dog human.

>Scumbag humans are still human, just as retards and degenerates are still human.

You are trying to reinforce your position by aplealing to people's sympathy for retards and degenerates (whatever you mean by degenerates). What you achieved instead is tell people that retards and degenerates are as bad as criminals, heh.

Who are you anyway, not-leftist criminal apologist? There's a number of people I hope you're not. Anyway, goodnight. See you tomorrow, mate.
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>>30514975
Hey dude, you go to chill out a bit.
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>>30515131
I NEED IT
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>>30514891
>cause you sure act and sound like one
No, you just sound like a bigoted fuck. I'm very much the opposite of Lefties.

Exactly, you're a confirmed bigot, so you're opinion is already clouded.

It is an opinion, but it's a fact that it's ethnocentric.

Nope, it's just being racist. They're as human as you and I, regardless of how disgusting we may find them. I don't even hate you, nor am I much of a humanitarian. I just know what facts are.

Neither of those really hinder society. Sure if a murderer takes out some genius, but for the most part live goes on as though nothing happened. Street shitting is probably the one that does almost nothing to a society, especially if the fucks have shoes. Stop shitposting with this "perhaps if I acted like them" bullshit. You know what I'm saying.
>>30514975
Street shitters aren't exactly different. I'm also passing off certain crimes. You probably steal music and shows as much as anyone on this site, you may even steal games. You're the same form of scum you're bitching about. Are you just a hypocrite?

Good job proving me correct. You're a criminal like the rest. Difference is in your crime, which is as damaging as street shitting.

I never called yours shit, I simply said that it's stupid to pass your waste on the streets when you have readily available toilets. Not all countries have this, so they go on the ground. We all shit and used to shit in the streets like this before we got such good sanitation and plumbing.

No, I'm telling you a fact, which is retards and degenerates (trannies, sexual deviants, even serial killers) are still human, regardless of their actions. I never said that, or even achieved that. I just told you that we're all human.

I'm not that either. Just a guy calling you out on your bigotry.
>>30515031
It's Sal. He's known for butting in and (or) having extremely long posts.

Where are we on those Dazzle Spookies you were going to write?
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>>30515627
Gotcha.
> Dazzle Spookies
Coming real soon, I just got to get an idea of my storyline. Also, with the Dazzle Spookies, should it be in the same continuity as ADNL or in a whole different storyline?
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>>30515731
Never read any of your stuff, so do as you wish. If you need help for an idea just listen to any youtube video about scary stories, or look up folk lore. Having they deal with a skinwalker, a dullahan or even a black eyed kid invasion would be nice.
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Guys, if there's one thing the /dzg/ MUST do, it's a Dazzling parody of "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls. It is too good not to work.
> Anon as Snoop Dogg
> Top voted Siren as Lead (my vote is for Dagi)
> Remaining two Sirens are backup singers
For the love of God, someone get in contact with some VA's willing to do this.
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>>30515880
>anon
I'm good. Also, only the remix has Snoop.
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>>30515910
>hating self insert
Fuck off faggot
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>>30515951
>needing to self-insert
Fuck off, autist. Learn some damn grammar while you're at it, shit loving asswipe.
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>>30515960
Do you know where you fucking are?
Kys and leave my thread.
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>>30516006
>your thread
Fuck off, autistic virgin.
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>>30516006
Hey mother fucker, this isn't your thread. This is OUR thread.
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>>30515951
doesn't like it =/= hate it
Get your shit together
>>30516006
>my thread

Nevermind you're just retarded.
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>>30516378
>>30516372
>Dyke shit
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El bumpo. It's Sal Time.

>>30515627

>you're opinion is already clouded

Here you are calling an opinion wrong and attempt to turn people against it based on the contents of one's character rather than the opinion itself.

>it's a fact that it's ethnocentric

Except, once again, the subhuman criteria I mentioned earlier have nothing to do with race or factors outside of people's control. It's like you're saying that certain races are predesposed to such kinds of behaviour and by hating those kinds of behaviour I'm hating the races themselves. Which means that you believe in racial stereotypes. You fucking racist.
There's nothing ethnocentric about what I said. You have a certain opinion and you're trying to pass it as a fact, lying blantantly in the face of others. People can see for themselves what I said and how baseless your claim is. You're invalidating your own claim.

>Neither of those hinder society

WRONG! High crime rates demoralize people, leading them to lose faith in the establishment and the law enforcement. They eventually start being criminals themselves because they can get away with it, or they decide to take law into their own hands thus eventually deciding to obey their own rules alone. This segregates society and causes it to decay.

>You probably steal music and shows as much as anyone on this site

You are dead wrong. My ancient pc can't run anything but abandonware and bargain bin stuff, and I watch most shows online.

>You're the same form of scum you're bitching about
>You're a criminal like the rest

Here you tried to manipulate me into admitting some form of law breaking and I walked into it gladly because you were only going to invalidate your point further by equalizing different things of different severity and impact. Good job proving me correct.
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>>30517320
cont.

>street shitting

Street shitting is unsanitary, disgusting and indicative of an individual's character. He doesn't have shame, respect for others or a sense of sanitation. You know who shits in the streets and has others clean it up? Dogs.

>retards and degenerates (trannies, sexual deviants, even serial killers) are still human, regardless of their actions.

I didn't mention those kinds of people except for the killers. You brought them up out of nowhere in a effort to sound morally superior by defending them. This is virtue signaling, and you're doing it in a place where people doesn't have to feign sympathy.

>used to shit in the streets before we got such good sanitation and plumbing

No. We used to shit behind bushes, then in holes on the ground, then in chamber pots, then in loos. Not the streets.

>it's stupid to pass your waste on the streets when you have readily available toilets

EXACTLY! This. The people I'm talking about are not people who don't have a home. They are people who have a home with plumbing, have the choice to shit at home, but can't be assed to hold it and instead pull down their pants in front of people and shart like animals. It's not the behaviour of a decent human being.
Btw the old man I mentioned yesterday was a local like me. His head was so far up his ass that he didn't care about shitting up the neighbourhood he lives in.

>He's known for having extremely long posts

He said in an extremely long post. Heyo!

>I'm very much the opposite of Lefties
>Just a guy calling you out on your bigotry

And I'm a male faminist Shaolin master and advocate for open borders. We are what we behave like, not what we claim to be.
You threw baseless accusations at me, projected, tried to bait me and haven't had the courage to put a name on your opinion. As a result I had fun, people got a little educated on progressive rhetorical warfare, and you got triggered.
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>>30517329
Thanks for the novel Sal
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>>30515031

Nah, I was unironically wishing the other guy good night. Unless you were telling me to calm down in which case I'm calmish and feeling cheeky. You should see me go nuclear. Okay, now it's your turn.

>Dazzle Spookies

Here's a couple of ideas I have. One is pic related. The other is about an 80s styled funnyish b-movie dazzle green.

>The story starts with a passing conversation among the Humane Seven and their plans for the night
>Sunset declines an offer to go out, saying that she's planning on going to the church and then going to bed early so as to get up early the next day and go for a jog
>There's an old abandoned mansion upon a hill overlooking Canterlot City
>The mansion happens to be in the right place for a certain ritual, and tonight the stars are right for that ritual
>Adagio, who has come across an old occult tome, knows this and takes the scared Dazzlings to the mansion
>The ritual demands a sacrifice and the Dazzlings bring a rooster
>It turns out that the mansion isn't what it seems
>Hidden doors, revolving walls, trapdoors, torture devices in the basement and a ballgag
>The Dazzlings find a dusty old locked closet and open it, looking for stuff to loot
>There's a skeleton inside and it's moving!
>The Dazzlings freak out and slam the door on his face, locking the closet before leaving
>Shenanigans ensue, Sonata loses the rooster
>As it turns out the house isn't abandoned at all
>The Dazzlings come across the monster allstars
>A mummy, a werewolf, Frankenstein's monster, the monster from Black Lagoon, the Headless Rider with a pumpkin lantern as a head, and Count Vladimir who is the leader of the bunch
>The monsters are also planning on performing the ritual and intend to sacrifice the Dazzlings
>More shenanigans ensue with the monsters chasing the Dazzlings around the house and falling victim to the traps in a mostly comical manner
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>>30517346
cont.

>Vladimir corners the Dazzlings but the rooster goes off, scaring him away
>The Dazzlings escape outside to the freaky garden and run around looking for the exit
>Aria trips as they run through a cabbage patch
>She looks at her leg frightened
>A Cabbage Patch Kid has grabbed her by the ankle and is pleading for her to take it home with her
>Adagio runs in and sends it flying with one good kick
>A monster finds the Dazzlings and chases them across the garden but dies gruesomely when it gets attacked and devoured by the Killer Tomatoes
>The Dazzlings run away and almost roll down the hill with Vladimir flying over their heads and cursing/taunting them
>The Dazzlings reach the city's suburbs
>Vladimir reaches them and they start fighting
>The vampire pretty much pwns the sirens and almost kills them
>Right before Vladimir kills them, he screams in agony
>He turns around and his back is melting like someone poured acid on him
>Then he screams again as the same happens to his front
>"Oh no! The pain! I'm melting! I'M MELTING! What a world. Who the fuck walks around with a bottle of holy water?!"
>It's Sunset Shimmer in her jogging clothes, who is borderline retarded christianic and only drinks water blessed by a priest
>She empties the rest of the bottle on Vladimir, killing him
>Either that or the sun finally rises and fries the vampire
>Sunset invites the Dazzlings to join her in worshipping Christ
>They decline rudely and walk away into the sunrise discussing their next plan for power
>Sonata mentions having found the location of Atlantis but by the offhand description that flies over the other two's heads it sounds like R'lyeh, implying that the Dazzlings are merrily on their way for another cockup
EPILOGUE
>Back at the mansion, in a certain closet
>"Guys? *knock knock* Can I come out now? C'mon, this isn't funny. *knock knock knock* Guuuys...?"

THE END
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Speaking of Killer Tomatoes, the chick in the poster looks like Adagio. Edit when?

>>30517338

You're welcome bby, I just typed it between sets. Though my volume doesn't have shit on people like Alexander Grey. That guy doesn't post. He carpet-bombs.
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>>30517362
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>>30517411

Oh good, feedback. Which part didn't you like mate?
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>>30508505
I always figured that "three sirens" was an allusion to that old French folktale about mermaid/siren creature and her three daughters.

Though maybe that was expecting too much of the writers.
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>>30517362
That's pretty good but I'm thinking of something more comical, my last Siren green was very serious so I'm looking to shake it up with some paranormal abnormality.
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>>30517320
I didn't say wrong, I said clouded. It's true. If you're already bigoted towards a group, your opinion on them will be decided regardless. Don't make assumptions like this, I'm calling out the issues with your opinion, more so why your claim of subhumans is flawed.
Ethnocentrism is judging another culture solely by the values and standards of one's own culture. Ethnocentric individuals judge other groups relative to their own ethnic group or culture, especially with concern for language, behavior, customs, and religion.
It has nothing to do with what people can control, simply that you believe because you and your group don't do this, anyone who does is less than human. Also, don't put words in my mouth and try to claim I'm racist because of it.
>people can see how baseless your claim is
Yet you're the only one who seems to think so. Also, my opinion is fact by definition. They are human regardless of their actions.
>high crime rates
Don't try and add in more variables, we were talking about the crimes themselves, not the frequency. High fraud, burglary and even pirating can be detrimental to society. The crime's themselves are not so much.
>watch most shows online
Unless these are paid for or on official sites, it's stealing.
>abandonware
That's the same kind of game as one which must still be paid for. There are 80s games which can be played on a pathetic PC, but the dev still owns the rights for it. Mario roms would be an example, games like Master of Orion would be another. Old stuff that I'm sure your PC can run, but you must still pay for to play.

Nope. You're claiming that criminals are subhuman, but the chances of you never committing a crime is so minuscule that I'm claiming that you are the same subhuman that you claim others are.
>>30517329
I agree that it's gross and unsanitary, but man had been doing it for ages. People used to shit in pots and dump them out windows with others being paid to clean it up. In some places it's unavoidable,
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and in those places where it isn't it't still not a subhuman thing to do. Just disgusting.

I brought them up because the shit they do is both gross and something that many places in the world found intolerable. Are they subhuman too? Stop trying to pick and choose based on what you dislike and be consistent.

We would shit on the streets as well. Our shit was even thrown in the streets. In fact, it was more common than you want to believe that people would piss on walls.

No where am I saying that it's good or even acceptable behavior, but it isn't inhuman to do so. That old man is a sick bastard, I'm sure, but he's still a human being.

Except this is the first time I've had to have two posts. You've done it every time now, and usually have posts like this.

Stop shitposting. I put out claims because of your poor use of certain English words. Name on my opinion? I don't fall into any particular group, but am more rightwing than left wing. I'm all but said I'm against the shit that the left pushes.
>educated
>triggered
Well, they did get educated on how your logic works. You still try to ignore what a word actually means and try to push your own definitions while adding in different variables whenever your argument starts to crumble. I also wouldn't say I'm triggered as it's just a little debate at most. I actually enjoy a good discussion.
>>30517406
Hopefully it would be Shim or someone as the girl, and Dagi as the killer poof.
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>>30518842
Oh my god, that pic.
I need to continue the thing I was writing in response to that thread.
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Bumpo
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>>30518837

>poor use of certain English words
>You still try to ignore what a word actually means and try to push your own definitions

Definition of subhuman. : less than human: such as : failing to attain the level (as of morality or intelligence) associated with normal human beings

My definition stands.

>adding in different variables whenever your argument starts to crumble.
>Stop trying to pick and choose based on what you dislike and be consistent.

Wrong and a lie. My definition of subhuman remained the same throughout. Meanwhile you tried to stretch crimes to equate a download with rape and murder.

>You've done it every time now, and usually have posts like this.

Wrong. Most of the time I post anonymously a sentence or two to bump the thread or start a conversation.

>man had been doing it for ages.

The Middle Ages. Society has progressed and standards have changed. By your own logic we should wash our clothes in the river or walk around naked in our settlements getting our danglies sunned because man had been doing it for ages.

>Nope. You're claiming that criminals are subhuman

Lie. I am claiming that people who are biologically human but act as animals are subhuman. For example a man stealing to support his family puts the survival of his loved ones over his own. He may have commited a crime, but he is human and has displayed self-sacrifice.

And I should had caught up to your twisting my words into being an indiscriminate attack on all lawbreakers earlier, because that allowed you to equate all crimes. Now I caught it too late and you are going to call any clearing up of what I said as changing what I said. I'd call you clever, but it truth it's low cunning rather than intelligent.

>the chances of you never committing a crime is so minuscule that I'm claiming that you are the same subhuman that you claim others are.

And here you make more assumptions and what if scenarios. You are building a strawman of your opponent and attack it.
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>>30519984

>That's the same kind of game as one which must still be paid for. There are 80s games which can be played on a pathetic PC, but the dev still owns the rights for it. Mario roms would be an example, games like Master of Orion would be another. Old stuff that I'm sure your PC can run, but you must still pay for to play.

Here you assume that just because I can play old stuff, I'll pirate it. Well a woman is equiped to be a hooker but that doesn't make her one, does it?

Furthermore, pirating and even intellectual property theft or copyright infringement have nothing to do with the definition of subhuman. I've had created content stolen in the past and I wouldn't call the thief subhuman or even a criminal. Just a little shit.

>Unless these are paid for or on official sites, it's stealing.

Wrong. Japanese companies allow various sites to host their content. This saves the company money in legal fees, distribution fees and advertising fees while exporting the anime into the west where it advertises both the company's name and the related products that weebs then order and have imported. In return the sites get traffic. Plus the sites themselves offer the shows for free. They make no money out of it.

>my opinion is fact by definition

opinion:a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.

fact:a thing that is known or proved to be true.

Therefore an opinion cannot be a fact by definition.

>put words in my mouth

No, I'm just calling you out on the implications of your words. You projecting racist leftard:^).

>If you're already bigoted towards a group, your opinion on them will be decided regardless

You keep obsessing over this and I keep telling you that I didn't mention or describe a certain group. The things I mentioned are behaviours performed by people of any creed or descent and they are subhuman according to the definition.
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>>30520008
Fuck me, missed the quads

>Ethnocentrism is judging another culture solely by the values and standards of one's own culture

My bad in this one then. I thought it had to do with ethnicity being the central criteria when judging people. A more fancy word for racism.
Well then in that case, no shit Sherlock. Everyone does that. Your arguement is that my criteria are "wrong" because if I had "their" culture then I'd be like "them". Perhaps. If, if, if. It doesn't matter. We're living in what is. We have a certain culture and values. These erected a certain society with it's rules that we live in. Other cultures/values erected other societies. Now (for the past 25 years) they come into our society uninvited and reject our values and culture in favour of their own. They disrupt our society and it's values. Why should we respect that?
Why should I respect a guy who comes into my society uninvited (or especially if he is part of it, ie a local) and disregards or outright hates the values that I hold dear? No, fuck them.
And fuck the cancerous belief that we are bigots for not accepting their culture and values. Look at the prosperity indicators of our society.

>Goods and services available
>Crime rates
>Population health
>Literacy level

Now look at the same prosperity indicators of the cultures immigrants come from. They're lower. Much lower in many cases. So I say let's be fucking bigots and defend our values instead of being apologetic about them.

Dude, you've strengthened my conviction! And on an unrelated note, a mess happened irl and you've kept my mind off it.

>Dominant screenshot

Oi, what are you insinuating there.

>>30518199

I thought you wanted something along the lines of Monster Squad. The only more comical things that come to mind are the "good" monsters from Beetleborgs and the dreaded Casper TAS.
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You never said your name. You're Hokuto's Lackey from now on.

>>30518199

No wait! Weekend at Bernie's!
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>>30499165
http://i.imgur.com/Gmq4C8l.png
Enjoy
Deltalima comic continuation
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-deltalima
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>>30520069
> Weekend At Bernie's = paranormal?
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>>30520160

The second one had voodoo necromancy. I thought it had more. Anyway, I meant you could get inspiration from it, not adapt it. Though I don't know...Have you come up with anything so far?
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>>30520209
Yeah I've got a couple ideas waiting, I'll see what I can get to the best quality.
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>>30520407
Looks nothing like adagio
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>>30520407

This neither looks like Adagio nor would I hit it even though I haven't fapped in ten days.
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>>30520598
it's the filter.
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>>30520168

>adagio is overweight
>sonata is a spic
>aria is a nigger

i smell tumblr
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As much as I enjoyed debating with you, Sal, this is becoming a derailment at this point. We just have to agree to disagree.
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>>30520152
Still not sorry
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>>30521319
Not that porn
>>30521329
I do enjoy pornography, that's the best Aria I've ever seen. I wish that artist would make something other than porn.
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>>30521319
>>30521329
>>30521339
>>30521350
Witnessed.
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Aw yeah that's the stuff.
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>>30521319
>>30521329
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>>30521466
Surprised these haven't been deleted yet.
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>>30521868
You had to jinx didn't you faggot?
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>>30521893
Yep.
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Shits and giggles.
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>>30453193
Mosquito dazzling edition next pls
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>>30522303
Don't poison our home with /d/ thoughts.
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Bump. I wonder if Adagio uses a giant net or something to prevent the poof from getting under her or suffocating her when she sleeps.

>>30522303

Bloodsuckers edition?

>>30521034
>at this point

We're at the end of the thread here Hokuto's Lackey. This is past the point of derailment or the point where it matters.

>We just have to agree to disagree.

Blargh, didn't you learn anything from the time I got called out for using cliché phrases like this?
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>>30522531
Dont bully the Mosquitos
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Oooooooh to be Prince Caspian
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Float upon the waves
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>>30522303
bump
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>>30524142
New bread
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