Dazzling Thread #245

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This thread brought to you by McDonalds, since my internet was shut off 'cus someone accidentally cut some cord down the street and I had to take a laptop to mcds to make it. Enjoy

>>30366568
You the mvp anon. I say you earned a hashbrown and coffee

>>30366568
Crap, now I'm craving for a burger. Thanks a lot anon.

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>>30366568
You're the best, Anon.
Take some fridge art.

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Requesting pic related with thin Adagio and maybe either fat Pinkie or fat Rarity.

>>30366568

>Internet is down
>Got off ass and took a laptop to a place with free wifi so we can have a running thread

Thanks guy, much appreciated.

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>>30366807

Dazzlings rampage VIII: Now they are eating Tokyo!

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Bump. Also rerequesting Conan spanking an uppity dazzling.

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>>30366568
Doing gods work son.

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>>30367166
I want to fuck those dinos.
Do you think they have anything on under those suits?

>>30367754

Dont be silly. Of course they dont.

>>30367537

On one hand they use magic, which Conan hate.

On the other hand they have poon, which Conan love.

In the end what will win the day. Conans love or Conans hate?

>>30367869
Conans hand

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>>30366764
>Sonata will never come home from a busy day at CHS
>She will never pull the drawing out of her back with a grin on her face
>She will never excitedly hand it to you, waiting for your response
>You will never feign amazement at her creation.
>You will never have your heart warmed by the sentiment
>Dagi and Aria will never complain about how they're depicted
Why even fucking live

>>30368372
>"Yeah I agree with you Adagio your poof doesn't represent you."
>"I'm glad we can agree with each other on something Aria."
>"It's too small."

Where can I read all of MAMWM? The pastebin is far from up to date.

https://i.imgur.com/EGFdZUi.png
Enjoy

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Not Sorry.

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Enjoy

So, whatever happened to fags like goof, trap and fife?

>>30368449
https://pastebin.com/u/MistakeAnon

That's the current pastebin. Looks to be up to date to me.

>>30368740
My bad, that one is up to date.

>>30367754

Sonata says "Beast Mode!" whenever she wears the hood

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>EqG #w/e: The Wrath of Khârn
>Magical dickery (fucking GlimGlam) warps the Humane 7's powers and turn them into the Seven Deadly Sins
>The SDS start destroying the world
>Human Trixie advices Starlight to skedaddle
>Murder, cannibalism, riots and orgies erupt across Canterlot City, sometimes at the same place and time
>The army gets called in to contain the situation but falls victim to the power of the SDS
>Starlight is joined by Spike and gets her hands on Sunset's books and notes
>Among them is a Bible
>GlimGlam reads about the Seven Virtues
>She confronts the SDS, hoping to turn them into the Virtues
>She fails and narrowly escapes death with Trrrrrixie's help
>Starlight reads further into the Bible and finds some disquieting passages about the end of the world
>About how all people will lose reason and be swallowed whole by sin, and how the heavens will rain fire and brimstone down on the sinners like it happened in the Sodom and Gommorah
>Trixie informs GlimGlam that she just heard in the news that if the situation doesn't change in the next few days, Trump will order an airstrike and have the city levelled with napalm
>Trixie urges Starlight to leave the city, but the army establishes a perimeter and guns down anyone trying to leave
>Starlight makes a desperate decision
>She searches the city for five more people, hoping to draw what good magic might be left in the corrupted geodes and turn herself, Trixie and the five strangers into the Seven Virtues and counter the Sins
>She only finds four people who seem to have their wits
>Adagio, Aria, Sonata and Anon
>With 42 hours left untill the airstrike, Starlight decides to gamble and assign Spike as the seventh
>The ritual goes all screwey and the two girls and dog are blown away
>The hideout collapses on the Dazzlings and human
>"What...what happened?" asks Trixie as she holds her head
>It feels like it's going to crack open and daemons will spill out

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>>30370257

>Glimmer crawls hurriedly on all fours and picks up the Bible
>She reads further about how when all things will be nearing an end, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will appear and really escalate things
>As if on que, the burried people burst out of the wreckage
>Adagio Dazzle is DEATH
>"Do fear the reaper!"
>Aria Blaze is WAR
>"All is fair..."
>Sonata Dusk is FAMINE
>"I'm hungry hombre!"
>Anonymoys is PESTILENCE
"The stupid talk dog won't stop ripping stinky farts. Why do I have to be fucking Pestilence?"
>"Because you are a sick faggot with decadent tastes! That's why. Also you're named after a bacteria, Sal."
>With only 12 hours till the airstrike kills them all, the Four Hoursemen must fight their way through a City of Sinners and battle the Seven Deadly Sins

Game features:

>Explore Canterlot City, a city fallen pray to the worst vices of Man
>Race against time in Timed Mode where you really only have 12 hours to beat the game
>Wield the might of the Four Horsemen alone or with up to three other players and execute cross-attacks on the wicked
>Dark Syders dlc adds weapons and character models almost ripped off from Darksiders
>The Two Sisters expansion pack replaces the Horsemen with Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker, two powerful and evil sisters who seek to add the magic of the Sins to their own (limits max players to two)
>Judgement Day Edition includes the above plus a hell of a lot more

You'd play the shit out of this masterpiece and you know it!
Sunny would be wrath and look like Sunset Satan. Pinkie would be Gluttony and have a rivalry with Sonata/Famine. Rarity would be Greed or Avarice. No idea about the rest of what they and the horsemen would look like.

Oh fuck my typos. I need to sleep.

>>30366764
>"Now I am become Poof, the Destroyer of Worlds."

>>30370842
I laughed way harder than I should have at this.

About to go to a business presentation. Wish me luck, Dazzles.

>>30370992
Make sure to emphasize the importance of horsefish pussy.

Do the Dazzlings like it slow, tender, and affectionate?

>>30371388
The awnser is yes

> The answer lays an impact on the room like a mortar shell.
> Each of the sadistic Sirens overwhelmed with interest and confusion
> Asking questions to no avail
> You twist your head as far as it will go to get the best vision of them without turning around, being as edgy as possible.
"Let's just say Canterlot High better get ready for a new oligarchy."
> The girls huddle then make their way to your old room, consulting each other in secrecy.
> Like usual, you're alone with your thoughts. Usually they're on your own loneliness and self-diagnosed mental illnesses like faggotry and chronic social awkwardness.
> Not this time though. Oh no, no, no. This time you're on domination, on revenge.
> You exhaustedly cascade down onto the couch, sighing in relief at the sudden comfort.
> A wild knock appears at the door.
> For a temporary break from relaxation, you answer the door.
> It's Joe and Justin, peeking around you into the home in search for the rumored Sirens to be located in.
> Joe seems a little decked out sporting a button-down Polo shirt, unlike his usual attire.
> "Fuckin' told you it was bullshit."
> "What Justin means is, can we come in?"
"Sure dude, whatever."
> Joe walks in and find himself a spot on the couch, Justin makes his way to the fridge.
> "Anon, how long has this crave case been here?"
"I never got a crave case man."
> You get up to see if the crave case was real or not, for some reason it's there.
> You open it, seeing a note inside that reads
> "IOU 1 crv cse Sonata Dusk"
> Fuck it's written in ketchup
"SONATAAA!"

>>30371961
> The sound of footsteps is heard as you hear a semi-muffled "Coming!"
> Bedroom door opens and out comes the innocent Siren, running down the stairs and into the kitchen.
> "Hey Anon, who's this guy?"
> "I-I'm J-J-Justin."
> Jesus, if getting his name out of his mouth was like an AR-15 loaded with J's then what's a whole sentence gonna be like?
> "Ok J-J-Justin, I'm Sonata! I guess where you're from it would be S-S-Sonata, so what did you call me for Anon?"
"Who bought this?"
> She examines the case, looking all over it.
> "Oh that was me."
"Where and when did you get this?"
> "Last night while you were asleep at the Taco BEEL, I wonder why they call it that, there's no water-"
"Jesus Christ, Sonata why would you do this?"
> "I was hungry, when you hungry you go get what you want to eat. That's how eating works Anon, you gotta focus more."
> Justin begins to laugh and joins Joe on the couch in the living room to alert him of the Siren in the room.
> Joe rushes into the kitchen to see it for himself.
> "I never thought I'd see it... A girl inside Anon's place."
> "What are you talking about? Anon's a really sweet guy, he tries to act all tough but he's really just a softie."
> Sonata wraps her arms around you in friendship, sending a weird tone for your friends.
> Joe shoots you the "traitor" look while you counter-attack with a "This ain't me nigga" look
> Her friendly hug comes to a close and asks, "Is that it Anon?"
"Yeah that's it, you can go back if you want."
> She happily nods and waves goodbye to your butthurt friends, returning upstairs and into her room.
> Muffled conversing is slightly heard between the roommates until you hear Aria's voice skyrocket.
> "HE DID WHAT?"
fuck
> "What did you do Anon?"
"Beats me."
> The upstairs door is kicked open, the twin-tailed Siren barges downstairs and directly into your personal space.
> "Who do you think you are, inviting company when company has already arrived?!"
> Joe tries to speak up, "Uh-"

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Enjoy

>>30372082
> "Shut the fuck up, I'll deal with you in a minute."
> "Yes ma'am"
> "Back to you stink-dick, what's your fucking problem?"
"So I can't have company in my own home?"
> "That's... You... You know what I mean, I just can't say it around these *examines them top to bottom in one look* guys around."
"Oh don't worry Aria, they're a part of my plan."
> Her look goes from pure rage to disgusted confusion
> "Dude... Why?"
"Good friends with bad intentions."
> "I see... Does Adagio know about this?"
"As of right now, no."
> "Not for long, shrimp-dick. She's gonna know all about your pals here."
"Ok go ahead."
> "FINE I WILL."
> She arrogantly marches upstairs and into Adagio's room. More muffled talking but no screaming this time, heh, got kinda lucky on that one.
> Nope, you are Anonymous after all. Adagio's figure turns to face you and your crew below. At full attention with Aria behind her, arms crossed and a shit-eating grin.
> "Anon, can we have a word?"

---Timeskip about twelve seconds---

> You and Adagio are sitting at the edge of your fallen parents' bed, alone discussing the arrival of your friends.
> "I'm not mad, just so you know. I just don't see how they would benefit you in your plan."
"Just trust me, they want this just as bad as I do."
> "Can't I help you get what you want?"
> Your heart skips a beat as she looks into your eyes, chills rush down your spine. Your mind races for something to say.
"Of course Adagio but... These are selfish goals to achieve with those guys. The goals you would help me achieve something that would make things better for the both of us, for Sonata, for Aria."
> A smile forms on her face, it's something you've been searching for. It's like doing LSD and looking into a beautiful starry night.
> "That sounds like something I'd love to be a part of... Go settle things with those guys then we'll talk about this later."
> You bring your arm around her and lightly bring her to your core, holding her there for a moment.

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>>30372205
>Anthro
Furfags get out

>>30372207
> You wish you could spend every day like this. Just with her in your arms, Aria and Sonata nearby, and your friends around. This is the life you want for yourself.
> This is the first time in years since you have felt so much care for someone else, less alone a whole household full.
> Regretfully you must go, and so you depart.
> Walking down the stairs, your friends are waiting to see your verdict.
"Don't get your hopes up, I'm alive."
> "Ok, so how to we get this plan rolling Anon?"
"Guys... I'm feeling some shit right now can you just- just leave and we'll talk tomorrow?"
> "S-Sure man... You ok?"
> You sit down onto the couch and hang your head low, fingers interlocking.
"Nah Joe, I'll be better tomorrow just... leave me to myself right now."
> They depart upon request, no argument or comments.
> There you sit, wallowing in your thoughts and self-sorrow. Realizing that you are developing a new family that you... love more than the original.
> No, that's impossible. How can you love a group of girls and your two best friends?
> The better question is...
> How can you not?

>>30372441
> God is it for real?
> Do you really love them more than your own brother, mother, and father? How?
> To be fair, they all did leave you with this house all by yourself, only your Aunt to pay your bills, never visit, and give you some of your well deserved life insurance money as expense money.
> These girls, those guys, that poof-haired girl up there and her friends are all you have left.
> All this sappy bullshit is making you tear up a bit
> Maybe those plans to manipulate the school aren't the things you need in life, maybe what you needed all along was someone to walk into your life like they did?
> "Anon? Are you ok?"
> You hear Sonata's voice from the top of the staircase, wondering about your condition.
"Y-yeah Sonata, I'm fine."
> Suddenly you're surrounded by your new roommates, all with happy little smiles.
> Adagio has her finger in the key-ring, holding the keys of your car, spinning it in circles.
> "Wanna go for a ride?"
> "Yeah faggot, it beats sitting here all day."
> You cannot help but to smile.
> This is your new family, like it or not.
(I know that seemed like an ender but don't worry, it's just starting)

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>>30372685
Full Res:
https://derpibooru.org/1469547

>>30372680
ok that's all for tonight guys, more updates tomorrow night. Thanks for reading!

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>>30372695
Full Res:
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Full Res:
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>>30372685
>>30372695
>>30372702
>>30372709
http://i.imgur.com/e1cz8xa.png
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Enjoy

>>30372680
I want a dazzle family

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>>30373557

I want to hnnng have incest sex with Adagimom.

>>30372709
>>30372702
>>30372697
>>30372695
Did you really need to post this same image 4 times

>>30373649
https://pastebin.com/fnAc4JvD
Have fun.

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Today

I want the fucking curly hair guy to join the discord

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Enjoy

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GIF
https://derpibooru.org/1469834
GIF

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Enjoy
Deltalima comic continuation
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-deltalima

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>tfw business presentation is just an Amway presentation
Have Dazzles.

>>30376373

Don't complain. You could be jobless with nothing but a highschool degree. What's an Amway presentation?

>>30376454
You're right. I'm just jobless with a college degree.
http://www.amway.com/

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Not sorry.

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Uploader Description

"Hi, Aria…"

—-

"A picture based on the Equestrian Girls sub-franchise, as well as the fan-made web-series by soniclegacy1.

We all know how much Sonata loves them tacos and will go outright bonkers to have some. Unfortunately, Aria is soon to be her latest victim…

I’ve been doing a lot of "creepy" faces in my artworks recently."

>pagina diez
no

>>30376454
Amway? The pyramid scheme? I thought everyone knew about this?

>>30368740
when's the next update dammit

I have a question, fellow Dazzlefags.

Will Hair and Hugs ever continue?

>>30377961
Youngfags don't. Thanks for informing me on why I should bail.

4 R E A L Z I E S

>>30378004
Lol no
>>30372680
But your coming back rite nonny

>>30379406
You better fucking believe it, working on the update right now

>>30372680
> Happily, you take them to the local Dairy Queen for some food since the last time one tried to cook nearly ended with a house fire.
> Usually the whole "driving" thing wasn't something you'd do for no reason, it was usually done out of necessity.
> You turn on the radio, shift between channel to channel. Scrolling until you find the perfect song.
> Then you stumble upon it, the same song your father had given your mother as a symbol for how he felt towards her. You never understood it until now, now this song, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFhFyvk0yS8 never made more sense.
> You begin to hum along with the melody, soon after they follow.
> Fuck this is cheesy yet it's so warm and inviting to the heart. A connection to your former life to your current and future life.
> If your friends ever found out about your new soft spot, you'd never hear the end of it.
> The song concludes as the ride is half over, leaving you to reflect on it, thinking "I gotta listen to that on YouTube later."
> Adagio comments on the recently ended song to you, "That song was nice Anon, I didn't know you had a side for love songs.
> Sonata pops her head to the front from the back seat
> "See, I told you he's a softie for sappy stuff."
"Well, not really love songs, more that song in general. It has always been close to me since I was little. Even now it has a big impact on me."
> "I see..."
> The car pulls into the drive-thru and you all place your orders, and return home.
> Sonata yells from the kitchen, "OH MY GOD"
> You rush into the dining room to see the issue
> "THAT'S THAT GOOD SHIT!"
> "SONATA!" Adagio yells to remind Sonata to censor herself
> "Sorry, I meant to say THAT'S THAT GOOD STUFF!"
> The Siren poofball returns to watching TV, as if nothing happened.
> You return to the living room, helping Adagio and Aria understand pop culture and your own personal favorites.
"And that's why white guys like anime."
> "So the weeaboos go after the casual otaku?"
"Yes."

>>30379750
> The house goes into a peaceful state throughout the remainder of the day, it's night where shit gets real.
> A burst of rapidly yelling "IT GOES" rings on the coffee table, your fucking friends have decided to check up on you.
> You open the laptop and answer the video group call request
> Stuffing the earbuds into your ears and hearing a sudden "What's up faggot?" with Justin following up with "Yeah man, how's that puss doing?"
"I'm good guys, I was just feeling some shit earlier that had me hurting. I'm good now, what's been up?"
> "Justin and I have been coming up with more shit that would help us take over the school."
"No offense to you guys but I don't think I want that anymore."
> "Dude what?"
"Yeah man, I'm just not feeling it."
> "I see the deal here... Those girls have warped your mind. They got you seeing like some kind of Buzzfeed faggot."
"No Joe, I just don't want anything that school has to offer me. The popularity, the parties, the girls, I want none of it."
> "Bullshit Anon, you're the one that got us wrapped up in all this. I know you bud and I know that you want to have this."
"Apparently you don't know me as good as you think you do. I wouldn't trade any of what I have right now for anything we could gain from cheating those power-hungry sluts. I don't care about anything in that school besides you two, on the outside all I have at those three girls and Joe- I've never been happier."
> "...We're doing this with or without you Anonymous."
> Anonymous.
> He hasn't called you that since your family's funeral.
> Justin cuts in with one final message, "C'mon Anon, we can get back at that school and get what we deserve. It'll be the ultimate payback. It's our time Anon, let's take it."
> You hang up the call and shut the laptop, placing it from you lap and onto the coffee table.
> It's just you in there now, no ne in that school has your back anymore.
> iwalkalone.png
> You lean back against the couch cushions, sighing in regret.
> Tap tap

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>>30375373
It triggers me that I keep clicking your thumbnail and nothing happens, so here's a webm to clicky click. In exchange please post sexy poofs.

>>30379824
> It's your long-haired crush, here to aid you since she's the only one who can.
> She sits beside you and places her hand gently onto your own.
> "I see things didn't turn out well with them?"
"I just tore down the wall I was building... They wanted to take over the school, get all that they had wanted. They wanted me to lead the charge."
> "Hm... Didn't you have the same plan?"
"I did."
> "What happened?"
"I found something better."
> Puzzled, she looks down and back up to you, searching for an answer.
> "What it that is better than popularity, Anon?"
"Love."
> With that, her entire plot has shattered. Every plot and plan she had devised to gain popularity, to be adored by all, had crumbled from one simple word.
> "I...I... W-who is it that has you like this?"
> Fear curdles its way into your system, pressure to tell the truth yet pressure to suppress the truth.
> Sometimes shit has to be said
> Don't be a pussy Anon, deliver.
> "You, Adagio. You, Sonata, and even Aria have helped me truly find myself in these last couple of days. For years I made my worst qualities into my upfront-most trait, now I see the best in who I am thanks to you all. Especially you."
> She is stunned by your answer, silently she contemplates her response. It doesn't take her long to find the answer that best suits the situation.
> "Anon... I... I've been feeling the same thing since you let us into your home without any complaints... Every little thing would've driven another man away. You've given us something different than we're used to and lately, I've been feeling a strong pull towards you."
"Since we're both feeling these pulls, shouldn't we act on them? Honestly I think a beautiful girl like you needs some attention."
> Adagio slowly leans up, steadily crawling sensually towards you
> "Who's gonna give it to me?"
"Who's house are you in?"
> Her approach is ever so sweetly met with a kiss, her soft lips meeting your own.
(get your dicks ready, secks tomorrow night)

>>30378004
Don't hold out hope for that.
>>30379985
Ay thanks for the updates m8

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>>30368488
>why is the F.B.I agent Anon always here? >Doesn't he have other schools to visit?

Next Body!!

>*sigh* coming

>>30379985
>(get your dicks ready, secks tomorrow night)

I wish.

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Welp, got so drunk last night I apparently screamed my undying love for Sonanay in the middle of the park.

Unsure if my powerlevels remain hidden.

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>>30380471
Eh, I'm sure you're good.
Just as long as you didn't scream, "I love Sonata Dusk from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks."

>>30379985
I'm ready bud

>>30368505
Seriously can women or girls of her supposed age stand or even survive this size? I saw a deal of big preggs but that's just overboard.

>>30381341
No, anon. Just... just no.

>>30368497
Oh wow

Sonata is such an ugly fishgirl

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>>30380471
What a total cuck. Have some damn respect for yourself, faggot.

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>>30380471

Reading shit like this scares me, I mean I ironically expose some of my powerlevel all the time and talk about how 2D>3D, but I'd hate to be around normies and feel so socially safe/be so socially uninhibited that I could scream about how much I love my waifu

that said It would be kind of relieving to scream it out loud, especially in a park with no one around, the only worry I'd have then is cops trying to fuck with me for screaming about qt girls that will never exist at 3 in the morning

>you
>will
>never

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>>30376373

>friend drags me to an amway presentation once
>don't know anything about it, figure "eh it might be interesting"
>listen to this guy talk about all this thinly veiled vague bullshit about sales and faucet income that you turn on and off
>literally laughing to myself the whole time because its an obvious pyramid scheme
>laugh even harder because for whatever reason literally every pyramid scheme company including amway puts a fucking triangle or some variant as their companies symbol

hearty keks were had indeed, really should have shot the guy some shit and asked about their company logo

here have a dagi

>>30368505

"Can you even see my crotch with that big ass belly of yours? Dammit woman, are you a small moon or are you carrying the Elephant Man? Half man, half elephant, all his father's trunk went up your busted vagina. And wtf is that on your bellybutton? A half chub? A reproduction bud? Transdimensional sea AIDS from the past? Stay away from me, junior slut. Whatever you have, I don't want it."

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>>30380471

>>30382396
>perfect Dagi
Thanks. I'm just going to get all of the info about running your own business before I reject their offer.

>>30375183
Hell yeah brother

Razzle Dazzle

>>30380471
My power levels got demolished one day. A client brought in a Rarity toy she found, and I had it at my work station a few days, because I kept forgetting to takenit home. And I don't care. Yeah, I like MLP, but I don't go around being some jackass about it. And people around me don't care. The jackasses do, but they're too busy being jackasses for me to worry about it.

>>30384018

Generally speaking sometimes I wonder where the line between being unreactive and being a doormat is, or even if there is one. "Not giving them the satisfaction" and cliches like that only makes you seem like the other guy has put you in your place. You come off as submissive and he can humiliate you and get away with it. Personally I wish I had the liberty to throwdown when provoked. There no speaking to some people and there are attitudes that can't be fixed without a savage beating.

>>30384234
No, it's more of my Buddhist teachings of not giving a fuck. And that extends to not carrying if I'm seen as a doormat. And people notice that attitude. And occasionally I do respond. With such a condescending response and treat them like a mentally challenged toddler trying to count to potatoes. But that rarely happens. Usually it's a very obvious pantomimed shrug and I walk away.

>>30384623

>Adagio can't sing anymore
>The experience has humbled and sobered her up
>She is untieing and pulling back her hair
>You are mesmerized by the sight and look at her very intently
>She notices you
>"What. Do you like me or something?" she says with a bored expression
>You smile awkwardly and blush a little
>"Oh."

>>30384686
>"What. Do you like me or something?"
...Yes
...VERY YES!!

>>30379985
Where's muh lewd niggy

>>30366549
How far would you guys go to win their heart(s)?

>>30385453
I mean would we be under their sway or just as is?

I'd put some effort I guess.

>>30385453
Cardiac surgery

>>30385469
You are not under their influence.

>>30385479
I'd go as far as my awkward charm would take me. Which wouldn't be that impressive.

Dinner, movie, karaoke maybe? Paint something if I had to.

>>30379985
> The back and forth motion of both of your heads is like a sound-wave, the only sound being a slight muffled moan.
> She pulls away and mounts herself over your lap, seductively kissing you on the cheek and along the curvatures of your face.
> Ever so slowly, she makes her way onto the floor, her upper body facing your lower half. Her hands begin to undo your belt, button, and zipper.
> You feel your body heat skyrocket, gotta play it cool.
> She begins to stroke your member from outside your pants
> "Is there something in there for me?"
> Quick, say some cool shit.
"I don't know, look and see for yourself."
> Not what I was thinking but good enough Anon.
> "Mmmhmm..."
> That tone along with her elongated moan for desire.
fuck
> Her hand finds her treasure, you feel her soft hands grip your member, triggering it into...
> [m a x i m u m o v e r d r i v e]
> Surprise fills her face as the penis grows in size and stature
> "Oh~... Big boy, hm?"
> You merely smirk at her, probably because you want to look cool again.
> "Confident are we... We'll see how long that lasts."
> Then, she wraps her lips around the tip. Her tongue caressing it and sending shockwaves throughout your body.
> You feel knots in your chest, you want to comment or state something but they block you from speech.
> Adagio begins to bring her head lower and lower, returning to the tip each time. She reaches the base and then repeats the process over and over until you reach the breaking point.
"Adagio, I'm about to..."
> Her mouth recedes from your dick and she begins to jerk you off, massaging the bulging organ.
> You're as quick to blow as Scarface, she dodges the baby-batter projectiles. Allowing them to crash onto the floor.
> "Ready for round two, human?"

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>>30385741

>>30385741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lgYDbTGW9I

>>30385638
"Show me what ya got."
> "Show yourself."
> You push yourself forwards, softly taking off her short purple shirt revealing a black laced bra underneath.
> "Wanna help me with this too?"
> As a response, you turn her around and unhook the bra.
> It falls to the floor as she shimmies her shoulders to release herself from it.
> She turns back around, you grab her perfect sized C38 breasts. Softly groping them and placing your mouth onto the left. Making circles around her areola as she moans through her bottom lip, being bitten with pleasure.
> You finish your work with the breast and work your way back up to her face, kissing her before siting her down and undoing her belt and pants.
> You pull down the pants, take them off of her, noticing the black panties to match the bra.
> You guide them off of her waist and down her legs.
> It's tome to tongue-box this thing.
> You make your way to Adagio's lavender scented stench trench.
> "Want something to eat?~"
"I already planned at dining at the Y."
think about it.

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>>30385873
>"Show me what ya got."

>>30385741
Hoping this artist had stopped.

>>30385873
Keep going!!!
>>30385984
No bully

>>30385873
> You begin to treat her clitoris as if it were an ice cream sundae, licking and thrashing the inside of her.
> It seems like you hit the sweet spot once your tongue passes a certain section and her head jolts upwards.
> Your tongue returns to the same area, rolling and churning like it were being electrocuted.
> She spazzes, jitters, and moans. Her hands grip the top of your head and pull you deeper into her.
> Liquid spews from her Pink Panther as an immense moan erupts from deep within her, out of her mouth.
> Aria steps out of her room to investigate but sees enough from the top of the staircase, she merely smiles and shoots you a thumbs up while mouthing "Fuck yeah" at your actions.
> The purple Siren returns to her room, telling Sonata it was just "A bomb-ass episode of Cops."
> Adagio moans "I want it now Anon, don't waste any time."
> Overcome by your drive, you get up and ram your thrill drill right into Adagio's tampon tunnel.
> She become paralyzed, her jaw drops with her eyes widening.
> Fuck, she's so tight. It's like his is the first time she's went twenty toes.
> Going through her mind is only one thing: get Anon's marrow pudding into her.
> This couldn't have come quicker, you've been dying to slip her a hot beef injection and now couldn't be any sweeter.
> You've got her saying The Lord's name so much it's like she either just won the lottery or just had an apocalyptic vision.
> You feel like Elmer Fudd except you're not bunny hunting... you're cunny hunting.
> "Ouuu...~ Yes, yes, YES! Oh GOD yes, Anon!"

>>30386094
> "My GOD Anon, you're a n-natural!"
> Every thought is carnalized as you fuck her like a jackhammer, giving her insides everything you've got with each pump.
> Her moans grow from sexualized yelps to loving screams while you do the Devil's dance inside Lucifer's cradle.
> She howls and murmurs in pleasure while your dick is hitting more meat than Rocky in a meat factory.
> Adagio wraps her arms around you tightly while you pick her up and mine her g-spot.
> "Harder... HARDER, POUND ME WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT, HUMAN!"
> You fuck until your body is nearly negated, your cock shoots everything left in it straight into the roof of her womb as she bellows out a moan that is as graceful and glorious as her song, her vocal chords pushed to the max, sounding
> "Anon I... LOVE YOUUUU!"
> Damn, this chick's better than Whitney Houston (hopefully a better swimmer)

>>30381341
magic.

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>>30385741

>>30386286
Tune in tonight
To see what happens after the but

>>30386286
Thanks for the update bud

http://i.imgur.com/ZrFToFT.jpg
Enjoy

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Not Sorry

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>>30389740

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Sonata a cute.

>>30388917

I want to have babies with Aria and name them stuff like Thunderhead.

>Hey Adagio wanna go out?
"No."
>Ok.
Fin.

>>30390537

>Taking no for an aswer

Take her out to dinner.

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>>30366764
holy fuck that was 10/10 Anon
but she's not that bad at drawing fuck u

>>30390716
that pic is so old ya cuck

>>30390734
>I'm a dzg cuck
I only read the pastebins m8

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>>30390741
>not being a long time lurker of dzg
reeeeeeeeee

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>>30390780
I'll write you guys a green someday
but generals are just way too scary

>>30390462
Sonata why are you wearing my clothes?

>>30390537
10/10

>>30390842

Because she wants to be like you. She looks up to you.

>>30390805
Do it faggot.

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>>30385741

>>30390949

s-source on that?

>>30391112
It's a dimwitdog anthro pic with fluttershy
I guess there's a blowjob too

>>30391133

>anthro

interest lost

Too much greens I can't keep up with all of them.
It tears me apart.

>>30391275
Read more pussy

>>30391275

I don't even bother reading most of them, there are only a handful really worth reading

the thread is fun sometimes though

>>30391418
I've got a life anon and I promised myself to never go full autismal with something again I did that with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, I started with Phantom Blood to see if it was good and 2 weeks later I was starting Jojolion, it's not healthy anon
>>30391549
Can you tell me which ones are worth reading?

>>30391561

hair and hugs will never be finished, but that's a good one

other than that, idk just go through the pastebin and if you see a title that interests you read the first bit and see if you can stand it or not

>>30386286
> You crash in exhaustion onto the couch behind you, Adagio hype-ventilating.
> She lays her head down on your chest for a moment, covered in sweat.
> This must be what Mark Wahlberg feels like every day.
> The two of you just kind of lay there for a while until she gives your chest a double-tap and gets up.
> Adagio picks up her clothes, blows you a kiss and walks into the bathroom.
"Dude... I should be on Skinamax."
> Getting that makes you feel like the Alpha CHAD feeding on the smaller, weaker CHADs.
> You hear clapping behind you, turning around you see it was Aria.
> "Well, well, well... Ya did it. You did the impossible, turns out you aren't a homo after all."
> "Not gay, just a fag."
> She walks out whistling some Papa Roach song.
> And she calls you the faggot.
> You put on your discarded clothes and rest for a bit on the couch.
> Sonata places herself next to you, staring at your forehead which is flooded with sweat and "other" fluids like that stuff that sits at the top of sour cream.
> What is that stuff anyways? I tried it one time and it didn't really have a taste, it was just really unsettling.
> "Did you record that episode... It sounded amazing."
"No but I think episodes like that will be coming a lot more often than you think."
> "YAY! Can I join you and Adagio next time please, please, please?"
"Uhh... You might want to ask her about that when she comes out."
> Ironically, she walks out right after.
> "Anon, that was a great fucking-"
> She notices her powder blue partner smiling at her.
> "Hey Adagio, can I join next time? That sounded really fun."
> "What the... Anonymous explain this."
"I guess she doesn't want you watching Cops with us, Sonata. Sorry."
> "Aww... Ok. I'll just watch it with Aria then."
> Sonata drudgingly walks up the stairs and into the room.
> "Cops? Really? What the fuck kind of episode of Cops gets someone like that?"
"The one where we get charged with disturbing the peace."
> She playfully punches your arm

>>30391561
> Which ones are good?
Try mine boi, though it starts in the last thread, a lot of Anons have enjoyed it. Plus I update every night.

>>30391872
> For a moment, you examine Adagio's face.
> She's like a cuter, poofier, Ariana Grande.
> And you have made her walk side-to-side.
ohhellyeah
> "What are you looking at baldy?"
"A poof-ball with an ego."
> She giggles a bit and retaliates
> "We both know who's moans are the most arousing."
"Hey, it's not my fault God blessed me with the voice of Steve-O."
> "Who's that?"
"A man with a toy car in his ass."
> "He sounds like you."
"Unlike him, I wish my friends would die in a car crash."
> She turns on the TV and you stretch out on the couch, she lies next to you.
> You toss your awkward arm over her hip and rest it there, puling her in for comfort.
> Sight is blocked by her hair but in reality, there's no better view.
> hadtogrindforthisview.jpg
> That was a fucking gay reference.
> Slowly but surely, you pass into an exhausted coma. It's been a long day.
> Congratulations Anon, you won your own game.
> There's a lot to do tomorrow. Clear things up with your friends, keep the girls happy, take care of things with the Rainbooms, all that jazz.
> All of that can wait until tomorrow, just rest and take in your surroundings as you slip away.

Ok guys should I keep this going or finish here? This one is up to you all. Thanks for reading!

>>30391561
Make a mistake with me, hands down.

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>>30391878
Eat dick, selfshill.

>>30391969
I thought you were building to the dazzlings trying to take over the school and even the dazzle harem

>>30391561
Cluzty Reform

>>30392383
He's just trying to get them (you)'s man. I too have an addiction to them.

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>30392551
Here, let me help with that.
Also, post more smug Dagi's.

>>30391969
You should keep it going beacuse I've been enjoying checking back ever night

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>30392551
I'll give you one. Have a Dagi from me.

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>>30392561
>>30392783
There's no (you)'s here.

>30393029
And that's what you deserve

>>30393257

You ever wonder if the people who are denied the (you)s see the posts? Personally I think it's dumb greentexting instead of quoting. It makes you look dumb for posting without realizing that you've erased an arrow, and it inconveniences the people who are curious as to what you're replying to. It certainly sabotages your point.

>>30391969

If you believe you have more material for it, then by all means write more. I am enjoying this.

>>30393257
You monster.

>>30393275
Chill, he's just dicking around.

>>30392383
Don't be mean

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>>30389413
Higher Res.

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>>30393275

>>30396009

Someone is triggered

>>30396512
Yes you are.

Bumpo

I want to make the dazzlings my concuwives and start House Harkonnen with them.

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>>30397321
>House Harkonnen

>>30397366

What? It matches their personalities. Self-indulgent, ambitious, evil, treacherous and force-oriented.

>>30390805
Then leave and never come back with your shit.

>>30392484
With the current Anon character, it'll take A LOT to get him to do that though.

>>30397900
Depends on how much you wanna write. Could be fun though.

>>30392383
It's called "advertising" my dude, there's a whole industry built around it.

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So back in 2014 when Rainbow Rocks first dropped and I was a huge sonatafag I was really motivated to draw some dazzling fan art, and it really got me into drawing as a whole.

So now I've came back to my roots and so heres my first sonata vs. my most recent

>>30398769
Bretty good m8.

>>30382163
hahahhahahaha; that's my art. Nicceeee~ I should make something better though

>>30368516
annndd that's also mine???? what?

>After the battle of the bands things were tough until Sonata caught the eye of a professional photographer and in no time become a world famous swimsuit and underwear model, keeping an amazing long 30 year career before retiring
>Adagio started a small salon after taking a loan out from the bank, it ultimately fell but not before she introduced a small production run of hair products that quickly gained in popularity, turning her into an international success
>Aria had really tough times, taking small time jobs where she could find them and living under Adagio's roof. Eventually after her sisters started to gain success she asked them for help getting her into Harvard, where she died after contacting typhus

>>30398850
>>30398858
we have an anon that posts every new dazzle art that shows up on derpybooru or wherever else they find them.

>>30398906
well those certainly aint new; those were made around the rainbow rocks premiere so maybe theyre just running out of material then

>>30398769
I wish I could let you know how much I admire someone who's worked hard to improve like you, I hope that every moment you spend drawing your waifu brings you true happiness

>>30398920
I just checked and they were posted to the booru not to long ago.
I've never seen them before and I've been lurking these thread since the 20th thread.
but they look pretty good friend

>>30398962
ah; someone mustve added some better resolution additions and they got bumped to the front of the queue; that happens alot with my work. Thanks for the props though

>>30391969
> Your alarm rings to wake you up at seven AM, as usual on weekdays.
> Too bad you're already awake.
> Adagio and the others were at the table back home waiting on you to deliver them the early morning breakfast as you have done everyday.
> You've got a new pep in your step and it's got you feeling grand.
> Everything is going great! Traffic isn't shit for once, drive-thru soccer moms are getting their orders quickly, the Sun is out for once in a month.
> Along the ride back, a new plan is devised. Non-devious yet so many things will turn out good for you in the end.
> You arrive home and bring the Sirens their food, sitting with them as they dine.
> "What's got you all giddy?" Aria says with her mouth half-full of burger.
"Slept good I guess."
> "Yeah 'Non, you do look a little better than usual. Are you on drugs?"
"I'm not much of a drug man but I'll say something got me high."
> Adagio begins to catch on to what you're implying, she shyly puts her head down. Smiling greatly.
"Anyways ladies, we got to get to school. It's time to fuck shit up."
> Shit gets dramatic when they all stand up after that, hyped and inspired like French Militia against the Nazis.
> Ok, ok, ok. How do you hype them up?
> 2003 Eminem with DMX
> You all get into the car like in "Goodfellas"
> Getting the shit ready, you plug in the AUX cord and play the jams.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXe_RHF5JYU&index=3&list=RDMM
ohhellyeah
> Sonata curiously asks after hearing the first organ key sound ominously, "Anon, what is thi-"
> You crank it up to max volume, requiring you to shout when you speak.
"OK SO THE PLAN IS: WE GET IN, FUCK UP THE REMAINING POPULATION THAT IS UNEFFECTED WHILE HITTING THE OTHERS WITH A SECOND BLAST! THIS WILL GIVE US THE UPPER-HAND AND FUCK THEM UP!"
> Aria screamingly responds with, "I HEARD NOTHING BUT BLAST AND FUCK THEM UP!"
good enough.
> You pull in, park, turn the car off, and get out.
> Nearly in unison.

>>30398921
hey thanks, that actually means a lot!

>>30399015
> Everyone is watching you all as you march in
> The banner above reads "BATTLE OF THE BANDS TYROUTS TODAY FROM 10:00 - 2:30 IN THE GYM"
> "Let's crush these fuckers." Aria says, clenching her fist
> You did good hyping them up, they're ready to tear the heart from the competition.
> Some a little more than others.
> The Rainbooms are standing in the middle of the hall, creating a blockade.
> Rainbow Dash walks forward, meeting all of you first.
> "Well, well, well. What do we have he-"
> Adagio shoves her hand into Rainbow's face, pushing her away and stricken with shock.
> "Out of the way Rainbow Dyke, we have business to attend to."
> You all walk through Rainbow's hole in the barricade, all of them confused and intimidated.
> The Dazzling make their way to Celestia and Luna while you make your way to the Gym.
> Joe is standing in his usual spot, arms crossed and giving you a dirty look.
> You approach him with open arms and a "Come on dude" expression.
"Joe, you can't be like this."
> "Why shouldn't I? You killed our one chance to actually conquer this bitch, something we've dreamed of for years!"
"You want to rule the school right, well this is your chance. I get make our dreams come true."
> "Oh piss off, Shia Labeouf. You can't do shit."
> "Maybe he has a plan Joe, he looks serious." Justin interjects
"In fact, I do. Everyone is going to the Battle of the Bands and will be there all day. This is where we come in."
> "I'm listening."
"The Sirens will be activating a high powered song-spell. All we have to do is make sure everyone is there and then get as far away as possible."
> "Ok, ok... How do you expect to get everyone in there?"
"We're a whole crew of evil geniuses, we'll figure something out."
> Your trio skips out on a waste that they call "Gym" and decide to spread fake messages about the BotB, getting as any people hyped for it as possible.
> In bathrooms, fake posters (made of simple paper and tape), and even a little online hacking.

>>30399192
> You check to see if your handiwork had paid off.
> What do you know? Chads, spergs, White Knights, puritans, feminists, stoners, kids, faggots, weird ass music kids who are serious about this, and Trixie.
> You did damn good, Anon. This is the part where you and your friends have to escape so you might want to be doing that soon.
> Joe takes off first, you and Justin look at each other, shrug your shoulders, and run along with him.
> He stops at the corner and goes full Metal Gear.
> "Wait a second... the MILF's are coming. Get in the bathroom quick!"
> And with that, you rush into the women's room accidentally.
> HaraldandKumar.gif
> The MILF's he was talking about were Principle Celestia and Vice Principle Luna.
> You all group in the farthest stall, giving them plenty of space away if anything goes down.
> "Oh sister, the Battle of the Bands will be quite spectacular. I'm really looking forward to it."
> "I agree, Luna. It looks like it will be full of talent and competition."
> Jesus their voices are hot, not Adagio hot but still pretty hot.
> They walk past the bathroom and into the Gym.
> Just a quick peek at them before getting the fuck out.
> "Alright guys we get it, they're super hot. We gotta go!" Justin says with true impatience.
> Once again you got to go, the show must come to a close. You man up and run as fast as you can, your friends next to you.
> Joe kicks open the back exit door and you three rush from it as the show commences.
> Once you all make it to the hill next to the football field, you take a breather.
> Your phone vibrates along with a little 'ding'.
> You view it only to see a text from Rarity saying "Looks like your friends are up first. Always save the best for last as they say."
> "What's that?" Justin asks
"A text.. From Rarity about the Sirens about to perform."
> Joe falls back onto the grass, "Thank God, we made it out fast enough. Whew!"
> You can hear the vibrations and muffled high notes from the far-away tryout.

>>30398769

continue on your quest and you will be one of the best dazzling artists, your aesthetic is far superior to most others already

>>30399290
> It must be like a fucking Usher concert in there.
> It's a beckoning feeling to just barely hear them, it's cerebrally seducing.
> "Damn, if it's like this from here... I can only imagine what it's like inside."
"Soon enough, we won't."
> You stare at the school, looking at it and wondering about the upcoming campaign.
> Joe wonder about how this will help so he decides to ask you. "Anon... How will this spell help us?"
"From what I know, it will make them hateful to each other. This will make them vulnerable since it is like a dog with urine, if the spell is met with another who is cursed with it: it attacks. Those without are welcomed with open arms and love."
> "That sounds great for us... This will be easier than I expected."
> Joe looks into his lap and at his hands in disgust. There's something troubling him.
"What's the problem, Joe?"
> "Anonymous... I'm so sorry."
>There he goes with the full name.
> Something is wrong.
"What do you mean? What's going on?"
> Justin stands up and walks over to Joe with you.
> "Anon, I-... The other night, when you sent us out. They made me wear a wire. Once I saw Sonata, I knew I couldn't do it. As soon as you said 'leave' I was never happier to leave."
"So then why are you sorry?"
> "We had that conversation the other day... We were texting about the plan. Flash took my phone and found out."
"What?! Your brother knows about this?"
> "I don't know if he told Twilight and her friends but he is definitely in that audition right now."
> That's why they were so confident this morning!
> They knew the plan and planned around it!
> Damn it, everything is ruined!

>>30399376
> You're withholding your anger towards Flash and Joe alike, you don't know what to do.
> Did it work, is everyone under their spell?
> There's only one thing to do... This is going to be shit but it's worth it.
> You run back into the school, your friends yelling for you to return but you don't care. The spell can't be broken!
> The song spills into your ears the second you enter the school, it's already aching against your brain.
> You run into the gym and hold down the call button with tape, then run as much as you can still bear back to the office.
> The phone is blaring with the Siren song, you put it on speaker and then place it on "Call All", signaling the song throughout the entire school.
> The sound amplifies and crashes into your mind, fucking with all of your senses.
> You have almost become disoriented, you
can feel sanity slipping away and giving way from agony to anger.
> Suddenly you feel Joe and Justin carry you out of the front door and back to the hill.
> You can barely speak, just groans.
> Once the Sirens finish, Joe runs back in and rips the phone from the cord. Stopping the call immediately.
> Justin tries to bring you back to full consciousness, doing anything it takes within his moral code.
> You lean up and feel an immense headache, you press your hand against it to calm the pain.
"How'd they do?"
> "From what you did. If someone is in there, they're under the spell."
"Sweet."
> Joe returns after his mission is complete with some news.
> "Everyone has went apeshit."
> "How deep are they?"
> "Dude, they're going full retard."

>>30399486
ok guys, there's 5 updates. Possibly 5 or more tomorrow night. Enjoy!

>>30399496
hellyea i can't wait to read it brah

>>30399496
I love reading your shit. Its some funny but sometimes serious green. Nice little thing making Joe and Flash brothers that made Anons actions after look so much more badass. Looking forward to the update System

>>30399496
Anonymous should fight someone in the next chapter. He's already done everything else possible with his universe and given abilities, make him kick some ass.

>>30399548
I feel like that's a pretty low key dis

>>30398769
That's some really solid improvement m8. Great job.

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Post more smug Dazzles.

>>30400704

Not smug, but that Sonata pic made me think of this:

https://youtu.be/bgvj-LaoAfk

>>30398769
Damn, pretty impressive, anon. Good on you for stickin' to it. Keep it up, and please come back with more.

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>>30401047
>>30401040
>>30401031
>>30401018
>>30401007
>>30401004

Sauce me guys. Btw, pic related reminds me of Ponut's style. Is it?

>>30401057
It's called reverse image search, you lazy shit. Do it yourself!

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>>30401125

FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER IT'S HARD ON MOBILE
Btw could you also tell me who drew this pic, please?

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And this one too.

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>>30401152
>>30401164

OK ENOUGH! I am sick and tired of all the artwork of my waifu Adagio featuring her with small boobs, the smallest of the three! I know for the a fact she has decent sized boobs! Stop making her flat!!!

>>30401164

I believe that one is by Carnifex.

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>>30400704
Smuggest siren.

>>30401198
>Not loving your waifu in every form
Gtfo

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>>30400704
My good man
You wouldn't happen to be in possession of the finished picture of that, would you?
Also here's smug best Dazzle
>when you see it

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>>30402825
Unfortunately, I do not. So have a /k/ Aria instead.

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>>30403087
Sufficient

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>>30403489
Please no

>>30399486
> He wasn't wrong, they're like an asylum with a coffee maker.
> Friends become foes, everyone is pushing each other away.
> Many students storm out, enraged with someone else.
> "Damn man... What did they do, bring up politics or something?" Joe jokingly states
"It's insane, they're all so hateful."
> How could a simple spell make them so spiteful? Which, it did nearly make you give into it with it's corruption so imagine sitting at Ground Zero for the whole song.
> The Sirens' talent poisoned the minds of the entire student body and teachers alike. Now they're like putty in your hands, so easy to mold.
> Give it an hour before confronting them, they're too unstable now to try to get along their good sides.
> Adagio and the others meet with you all once everyone is distracted.
> "So... The spell seems to be working well. I think it will last until the Battle of the Bands."
"Excuse us, I have to speak with Joe real quick."
> You pull Joe to the side for a little conference.
"Joe, buddy, I need you to do me a favor."
> "I kinda owe you right now so what's up?"
"I need you and Justin to take Adagio somewhere, I have to talk with Sonata and Aria."
> "Where to?"
"Anywhere man, here, take my car."
> You reach into your pocket and retrieve your keys, handing them to Joe.
> "Adagio, come with me and Justin. We have more business to take care of."
> "What's the business?" She asks with an eyebrow raised.
> "Rainboom stuff, we got to get some intel that way manipulation will be easier."
> While they go to handle their business, part two of your master plan is placed into action.
> You walk over to Aria and address your proposition to her.
"Aria listen, we need to get Sunset Shimmer if we're going to win this so we will need to-"
> "I'm not fucking her and I'm pretty sure Adagio would break your neck if you fucked her so that's out the window."
"No Aria, we tell her that the Rainbooms are afraid of her and don't want her around."

>>30406319
(lol forgot to namefag that last update)
> "So you want to use her emotional turmoil to get her on our side. I like it but she's a stuck-up skank, I doubt her joining us." Aria says with her eyes lowered in her usual resting-bitch-face.
"But if we just tell her that we heard them talking about not trusting her and saying bad shit about her then getting Sunset on our crew will be easy."
> "What do I tell Sonata?"
"Just say we're recruiting Sunset Shimmer."
> "Ok whatever. You stay here and wait on them, me and Sonata will go to screw with Sunshit."
> Aria walks off and pulls Sonata from the window, returning to her task. Leaving you to sit alone and wait.

---With Aria and Sonata---

> "What are we doing again, Aria?" Sonata asks while messing with her ponytail.
> "We're going to make Sunset Shimmer join us."
> "But sis, isn't she with those other girls?"
> Aria smirks from spotting Sunset from a distance, answering with "Not for long Sonata, not for long."
> She approaches the former demon from behind. As an elaborate ruse to speak with her, she waits for Sunset to walk to the door, bumping into her "accidentally".
> "Oh, sorry. You're Aria, right?"
> "The very same."
> Sunset is a bit unsettled by the answer but concludes with trying to be friendly to the unfriendly.
> "S-so, I saw you earlier at the tryouts. You're really good!"
> "Yeah, anyways Sunset I heard something I couldn't believe about you."
> "Oh no, what is it?"
> Aria purposefully tries to get her nerves wrecked about it and denies to tell.
> "Is it that bad?"
> "As friendly as I am, I wouldn't want to say this about someone."
> "Can you at least tell me who it was?"
> "You push one hard bargain, Sunset Shimmer. It was Rainbow Dash and her friends. Even that Twilight girl was talking about you."
> Sunset looks shaken at the words of Aria, she continues to try to find out what was said.
> "I thought they were my friends... What did they say Aria?"
> Her tone changes during the sentence.

>>30406499
> "Well... If you must know. They were talking about how you aren't to be trusted and that they should've kicked you to the curb. Personally, I always thought you were pretty nice Sunset. You say they're your friends?"
> "They were."
> Sunset looks at the floor in rage, her eyes begin to fill up as she sniffles.
> "Oh c'mon Sunset, don't do that."
> She continues
> "Seriously Sunset, we're in the middle of the hall."
> Sonata looks at her purple sister with a saddened expression.
> Aria cannot help but to sit her down on the nearby bench, sitting with her along with Sonata on the other side.
> "I just don't understand. I-I tried to... to make things better but *sniffles* why won't they forgive me?"
> Sonata pats her on the back, responding to her rambling.
> "It's ok Sunset, if they can't forgive you then why are they your friends?"
> She was always the weaker one of the Sirens, unable to take some of what the others could handle.
> "I guess they aren't... Will you guys be my friends?"
> "Of course Sunset, anything." Sonata's voice chirps with her innocent tone, Sunset looks at her with a smile.
> Aria watches their union with her arms crossed, knowing that current Sunset won't do but if they can reconnect her with her evil roots then they've got a team player.
> Get her into some disturbia and we've struck gold.
> "Hey Sunset, if they want the old you... Give it to them! Join us and we'll help them learn their lesson."
> Aria begins to think to herself "I see why Adagio does this stuff, it's really fun."
> "I don't know Aria, it's really hard to do that."
> "And it was easy for them to betray you and shit talk you behind your back."
> Silence fills the halls, Sunset doesn't know what to say.
> "So what if they call it evil, you were strong. This is how they bad-mouth superiority once they see how strong you really are. It's in your DNA to be strong, let's show them true strength."
> Sunset looks to Sonata for confirmation, Sonata gives a smile and nod.

>>30406640
> The new trio walks back to your location, meeting up with you to tell you the news.
> You notice that their mission was a success, seeing Sunset walking angrily with them.
"Sunset Shimmer, how's it going?"
> Sunset looks at you, trying to put a name along with your face.
> "You're Anonymous right? You're the one who voted for me last year instead of Twilight."
"Yeah, looks like we've joined forces huh?"
> "Joined forces? You're with the Dazzlings?"
"Considering they're living with me, yeah."
> "I always heard you were an asshole, they must've lied."
"No I am an asshole it's just that I felt that they deserved a home and stuff."
> Aria interjects, "That's a lie, we fucked with your head and we just kinda moved in."
> You see your car return with the passengers, they walk in and notice the newbie.
> "Why is she here, isn't she with the Rainbitches?" Adagio asks disgustedly.
"Not anymore, she's with us now. More the merrier, right?"
> "Right... More the merrier. Anonymous, can I have a word?"
> You walk with Adagio around the corner, she looks at you angered and disappointed.
> "Anon, what the fuck man? This is the kind of shit we ignore."
"Adagio you don't understand, she's got some serious magical power and can give us everything on those bitches."
> "Is this a part of the plan?"
"Mostly."
> "You're a fucking penis-hole."
"Your penis-hole."
> She laughs a bit then suddenly the mood is a lot less on your shoulders.
> "Ok, ok. Just keep an eye on Sunset, ok?"
"I will."
> She kisses you on the cheek and walks back around the corner, you have to wait until your blushing decreases before returning.
> Everyone walks into the Gym with Sunset and Adagio walking in front.
> Aria looks at you and back at Adagio, jokingly she makes a whip notion and an onomatopoeia of a whip cracking.
> You two snicker and follow the others, Sonata left in confusion at the reference.
> Sunset and Adagio discuss things about the Rainbooms and their inner workings.

>>30406809
> "Applejack is the blonde one right?"
> "Yup, the hillbilly with the useless sister and retard brother." Sunset's insult barrage only continues with each old friend.
> "Fluttershy is the dumb forest bitch, known to fuck dogs."
> Adagio laughs at each taunt, taking each into her stock of ammo against them.
> Justin sits next to you and Adagio, asking her about what she plans. "Hey, uh, Adagio? How would getting different things to shit talk them on help us?"
> "It's simple. We understand their faults and use them against those of which we please. We have them in the palms of our hands at that point."
> Aria corrects her with a more generalized and simplified statement,
> "In English, that means we're learning about them so we can fuck them up."
> Everything is going as planned as you all discuss the plan and other things in between.
> The school day closes as usual. You and the Sirens get into your car and are met by Sunset in the parking lot.
> "Where should we meet up so that we can continue?"
"Meet up at my place, you know where that is right?"
> "No... What can we do?"
"Joe knows where you live, he can pick you up and take you to my house."
> "How do I contact him?"
"Just text him or something, you have his number right?"
> "Yeah from back when I was with Flash. So I just call him and we'll meet there."
> And with that, you depart. The drive is the normal talks about today.
> "Are we serious about her?" Aria asks from the back.
"She seems pretty serious about us, what did you tell her Aria?"
> "Eh, just some bullshit about how they didn't actually like her and that we can help her get revenge."
"Is that all it took?"
> "Pretty much yeah, she's pretty fragile for a chick who took over the school."
> You arrive home and Sonata crashes on the couch, pretending to be tired.
> "Anon, can we check to see if Cops is on?"
> What the fuck is she talking abou-...
fuck
"I think that was a live episode, Sonata. We might never see it again."

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Reminder.

>>30406319
My man with the back to back updates thanks friend.
I need to catch up I'm like a day behind

>>30406951
> Sonata groans in disappointment, muffled by the couch cushion.
> Adagio walks by, trying to cheer Sonata up.
> "Perhaps if Anon plays his cards right he could find it again. That is... If he's up for it."
> You feel your body become like fire as her gaze meets you with a seductive grin.
> Sonata's head pops up from the cushion, she looks excitedly at you.
> "I hope you can play cards Anon, I really want to see it."
"So do I. It was the best episode I've ever seen."
> "For a human, your viewership of Cops is very good Anon. I have to agree with you that it was the best episode."
> So much innuendo your head might explode.
> Aria goes full edgelord and slides down the railing of the stairs.
> You can't deny that you do it too.

---With Joe---

"Hm. A text from Sunset Shimmer, didn't she have seven hours to say what she wanted?"
> Joe asks himself as he checks the new message
> The message reads "Joe. We need to get to Anon's as soon as possible so we can get ready. Pick me up when you go."
> Christ, they're already doing this? Whatever.
> He gets his shit and gets on the move, picking up Sunset then Justin.
> "This van is... nice, Joe."
> Sunset reluctantly says while sticking her head out of the window, trying to get fresh air.
"If you could survive in Flash's room, you can survive here. It's not that bad, really."
> "Dude I could smell it before you even told me you were coming."
> Justin adds, though he is a tad used to the scent.
"Hey Sunset, doesn't Rarity live near Anon?"
> "I think but I don't exactly know where he lives but when we get there I'll check."
> By the time he arrives, Anon has already gone out to get food for himself and the girls.
> Joe and his band of misfits knock on the door, Adagio answers.
> "Joe? What are you doing here?"
"Sunset wanted to get here early."
> "Let me call Anon and tell him to bring more food, sit down while we wait for him to get back."

>>30407174
Take your time man, I'm good for one more update tonight anyways so you got a lot of story ready.

http://i.imgur.com/DbOxl6W.png
Enjoy

>>30407186
---Back with Anon---

> Daily rounds to fast food joints must be getting tiring, you don't want them going hungry either.
> Suddenly you get a call from Adagio
"Yeah hello?"
> "Anon we've got company, get something big."
"Who's there?"
> "Your gay friends and Sunset."
"Already?"
> "That's what I said, get us something big... Like really big."
"Ok I'll be there in just a sec."
> "Ok see you then, love you."
> Did she just say it?
> I think she did Anon.
"Love you too."
> And once she hangs up you're full of exhilaration, endowed with the need to bring home whatever suits her needs.
> It's intoxicating to hear that stated to you.
> You find yourself yelling at other drivers with their windows down.
"SHE SAID I LOVE YOU, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!"
> Most people just roll their windows back up, ignore you, or answer just as dynamically.
> One guy just fearfully gives you a thumbs-up.
> You make your way to the den of the man himself, Papa John.
> Though it costs near fifty dollars, it's worth it.
> This time you take the back roads as a shortcut.
> Soon enough, you arrive home and bring your offerings.
> "Anon, you think this is a little too much food?" Adagio asks, observing the two pizzas with four packs of breadsticks.
> "What's with the bread dildos?" Aria picks one up and flails it around.
"Just enjoy, there's more than enough for everyone."
> Everyone gets their fix and sits at the table, getting the part three ready.
> "I don't think that's legal Anon." Joe is quite hesitant to the plan but you really don't care.
> After all, it's only illegal if you get caught.

>>30407296
That's really good, Sonata is looking pretty attractive here (as if she didn't already)

Ok guys that's it for tonight, sorry for the cliffhanger but I'll hit you guys up with some more tomorrow night as usual. Enjoy the 7 updates and if you have any questions or suggestions just ask.

>>30407315

Good work, man. Impressive pace and good story. Dont burn yourself out.

>>30401214

It is. Thanks man.

>>30408069

Why the hell does a black and white picture have to be two megas?

>>30407299
Wtf

>>30407299
FUCKING DELETE THIS

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>>30386941
>they consume magic

>>30410460

"Wow, this guy blew up two cities, drowned almost everyone and condemns those who piss him off to eternal torture in fiery pits of damnation."

"...So if that angry guy on youtube is right, all we need to do is to pray a lot and then the Rainbooms gets sodomized by burning telephone poles for eternity?.."

"..Well i`m in."

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https://derpibooru.org/1473458

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Enjoy

>>30410685
kill yourself faggot

>>30410685
I did not enjoy this.

>>30410685
never again pls

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>>30410685
Stop.

>>30407315
>Ok see you then, love you
God I'm so fucking lonely

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>>30410685
>enjoyfag will never post something of my enjoyment
Jokes on him/them/zim there's virtually none of it.

>>30410685
Dayum those snouts.

>>30412657
Damn that's fuckin' cute.

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>>30412657
>ywn cuddle with best dazzle

>>30414787
I'm sorry tom

>>30407315
Do you have a pastebin? I must've missed it.

>>30416827
die

>>30416834
Dyke shit

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Wake up /dzg/

>>30418008
Morning poof

>>30414787
>you will never be that cat

>>30418419
Feels bad man

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I said "wake up" dummy!

>>30419533

>You will never be violently sodomized with a maglite because Adagio had a bad hair day...

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>>30419561
I'll fucking sodomize you if you fags don't wake up.