711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Ponyville Mysteries: Schoolhouse of Secrets and The Tail of the Timberwolf are storytimed here!
>>30444953
Rainbow Dash is getting to know her fellow Wonderbolts, but outside of work, has she had occasion to spend much time with them yet? She's at least met Spitfire's mother due to some curious circumstances she found herself in, but what else does she know about her boss? Do they have team building getaways? Will Dash ever be free of Fleetfoot's teasing?
>>30445060
Previous thread.
>filly
OFFICIAL MOVIE TRAILER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c
ToE: The Curse of the Statuettes Showcase still here!
>>30386843
My Little Pony the Movie Prequel #1 still storytimed here!
>>30406351
Friendship is Magic #55 still storytimed here!
>>30355226
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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The earlysodes
712-http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23nhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4
713-https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rh5nzhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
hand over the 1080p discovery family movie magic rip
>>30450713
What's your steam id man?
Still two more people left if anyone's interested by the way
blowing up weather factories so your turtle wont go to sleep doesnt seem like such a good idea now does it
>>30450777
>LO23R
shouldn't it be LO53R?
>>30450771
[ZSG][BT]Tommyspud
Don't think about your waifu taking your last name
Rainbow Dash is a terrorist
>>30450789
Enjoy dude.
>>30450819
Thank you man.
Been looking forward to this game, haha!
I want to do things to Harshwhinny
>>30450771
Still two more games left to give away. Before I actually start playing vidya myself or pass out if anyone cares.
>>30450833
Hell who am I to pass on free stuff?Good luck finding Jude though
>>30450771
I would, man, but I always feel weird asking. I don't want to look like a vulture, preying on the generosity of others.
>>30450708
After the show, photoshoot and autograph session, the Bolts always kick back and relax with a drink or ten, enjoying a wild night out. You can't take that headcanon from me.Steamy shower and/or hotel room fun optional
>>30450842
Anon it's cool. I had a bad day and this is how I cope with it. I don't mind it at all.
>>30450838
Is that a game or a person I should know?
How would you woo Sugar Belle?
>>30450862
Person, problem is it's a common name.profiles/76561198003468660, there's a lot of cheap shit on the wishlist, hell Divine Divinity is currently fifty cents.
>>30450865
With free steam games from that fag who finds a way to stand out in every thread
>>30450862
Well, fuck, if that's how it is, then who am I to argue?id/sparklesfantastic though I think if you're who I think you are then we're already on the friend lists.
Game Dev Tycoon might be nice, but I could look for something cheaper if you've got a hard limit to go under.
>>30450848
nice
is it just me or are fillies a lot smaller than i remember?
>>30450893
Enjoy.
Now it's time to actually play vidya myself I guess
>>30450914
is this a guide book on how to lure fillies into the forest
>>30450914
It depends of the perspective.
>>30450938
Thanks, man. Been meaning to pick that up for a couple years now. Enjoy yourself.
Fillies should wear clothes more often.
Can you explain just what you are?CUZ I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE TO A STAR
>>30450981
I think you need to go to the wrong anon corner
>>30450991
Are there pretty dresses there? Can I wear them?
>>30451001
yes, there are, far away from the horses
go and enjoy anon
Quest objectives:Dress 10 fillies.
Optional objectives:
Dress 5 colts.
>>30451015
Dressed one colt.Or filly?
>>30451040
Trap colts are still colts.
>>30451015
But all I have in my inventory is panties
>>30451040
I want to join the Rumblescouts
What's your stance on tiny fillies?
>>30451064
not tiny enough
>>30451064
the smaller the better
>>30451064
They should stop being so tiny.
>>30450981
scoots is so cute in her little filly scouts uniform and tailbow
i want to taste all the filly scouts' cookies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-0AzV9d1lU
>>30451116
Needs to be "COWARD KILLING TIME!"
>>30451116
>>30451165
>>30451168
MLPG shitty memes:
>pout la pout
>there you are, fuck you
>and now this one
Think of all the image slots we could save if we didn't have to repost.
>>30451192
MLPG quality memes
>fillyposting
>coltposting
>OC filly/colt posting
This is your pillow for tonight.
aww yeah
it's late night MLPG shitpost time
>>30451217
Can I ship her with another pillow?
You got a ponk.
>>30451116
>heart-shaped hooves
i miss my rounded cylinder hooves
where did it all go so wrong?
I know Strawberry Sunrise is facing AJ because the fruit feud when I make her.
But who should I put Sour Sweet against? Maybe Sunset Shimmer?
>>30451241
I hate that too
thats not what hooves look like
whats next, permanently heart shaped pupils?
>>30451241
>muh underhoof fetish
>>30451241
>>30451254
is not like the movie is relevant to the show.
>>30451258
Which is why I don't care too much
but he did bring it up specifically
>>30451263
You're rightI don't think I'm going to watch the movie honestly it looks really bad and not like the show at all.
>>30451241
I like them.
>>30451254
You are a faggot.
>>30451221
I'm relaxing the shitpost sphincter as we speak!
>>30451226
Well, they do look cute together.
>>30451305
Oh no, dang, the trap horses
Ree, they're mares not geldings, abloo, etc
>>30451321
What the buck are you talking about?
Why's everyone so fucking mad?
>>30451258
>is not like the movie is relevant to the show.
this shitposting is getting way out of hand
>>30451252
hmm, maybe?
>>30450721
>>30450731
>>30451371
It is going to be just like the comics, official stuff NEVER mentioned in the show. You know I'm right.
Are you guys enjoying the day before the 4th of July? Any plans for the 4th itself? I just set off a load of fireworks.
>>30451378
Yeah, it's gotta be against her or one of her fellow shadowbolts... or I guess I could use a Siren.
>>30451393
1. It's just another day that ends with 'y'
b. No.
>>30451271
Yeah, even the fandom can make better model that those shitty model in toonboom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7PQ9IO-7fU
I will pay to watch the movie too. I will just wait for the first shitty camrip
Is it true that if you hug a plushie every day for a year it'll come to life?
>>30451405
>will not
Bed time.
>>30451393
It's already 4th of July here and we have days off on 5th and 6th. But just like the previous anon said, it's just another day for me anyway.
>>30451400
That's pretty sad, Anon. Are you at least going to set off some kickass fireworks?
>>30451431
>That's pretty sadNormals leave
I guess I stopped finding them kickass sometime in middle school.
>>30451463
Is this supposed to be some kind of subtle insult? Most people enjoy the 4th and fireworks, Anon.
I like movie models.
>>30451481
Yeah, I totally get that, bromigo, I do
It's just, to me, it's literally just another day, k?
>>30451490
Which ispretty sad.
Filly wants the quick rundown
>>30451494
Well they say opinions are like assholes, right?
>>30451500
Is that the guy who played Harry from Harry and the Hendersons?
>>30451241
I think they're cute. It's just for the movie anyways.
>>30451504
Your opinion is shit?
>>30451504
The hole where the opinion came from? Yeah.
>>30451520
Just pretend I'll have a fantastic 4th with angelic heralds from the heavens and lots of friends in real life, would that make you feel better?
>>30451483
the shading makes them look like squishy little marshmallows
>>30451526
What about family?
>>30451537
It's the fucked one but the normal shading also makes them looks like marshmallows and I like it.
Who's a silly pony?
>>30451405
>I will just wait for the first shitty camrip
That's Bullshit
holla holla get dolla
>>30451656
those mares seem to have all the bases covered
>>30450819
I love Halloween horses.
>>30451656
>>30451673
... Getting all the hugs.
>>30450942
>>30451734
>>30451781
My grandmother would tell me stories about growing up in rural Texas.
Some of it was pretty heavy, I don't think you could handle it.
Does anyone want a copy of Killing Floor 2? I'm trying to set up some games for Friday?
>>30451807
While thematically appropriate to Halloween, they're not especially spooky horses.Fag
Does anyone see something.....strange here?
>>30451825
Now I'm no expert in anatomy but....
>>30451823
but their toy calls it a "spooky bat costume"
do not insult pony's costume anon
you will make him sad
These threads still get made?
>ywn unsheathe her katana
>>30451816
I could use one but I can't promise to join your games.
>>30451856
Why not?
>>30451838
This is the thread that never ends.
>>30451825
>>30451831
Don't worry anon, it's still there.
They just had to digitally edit it out for the movie.
Got to keep it G rated!
>>30451866
>>30451866
They should have ended 3 seasons ago.
>artist draw "grown up" ponies
>they still look like fillies, including the three eye shine thing
Why is this allowed?
>>30451838
Why wouldn't it?
>>30451899
The show and the community are pretty past their prime.
A dead horse, so to speak.
>>30451908
clearly not for everyone
>>30451816
Any takers at all. I'll stop asking after this so I don't shit up the thread.
>>30451915
People with nothing else to do I suppose.
>>30451871I commend you for your persistence.
>>30451917
I'd like tobut I already have it
Rarity is the best pony and anyone crazy enough to say otherwise should be locked away in a lunatic asylum.
>>30451947
Will you be up for an MLPG game Friday or something. I wanna do left 4 dead on Saturday as well. I just miss when we all used to play video games together
>>30451938
If you sniffed her what would she smell like?
>>30451956
I might try playing sure
>>30451951
What would it be like being a human in a pony psychiatric hospital?
And on a scale of 1 through 10 how much would Screw Loose like ear scritches? 11? 12? What about getting her belly rubbed?
>>30451956
What time zone and what time for each of those days?
>>30451990
EST
Maybe around 7 or 8. Really whenever I can get enough people interested.
>>30451958
horse dong and twilights fingers xDDDD
>>30451990
I have a thread on the sub where I'll be trying to set up most of these games. I promised I wouldn't post it anymore, but I think this is appropriate this time.https://mlpg.co/v/res/2969.html#3013
>>30451908
bandwagoners jumped ship
and nothing of value was lost
the show is even better than s1 and s2 now
you are missing out
>>30452021
People really ignore how many bad episodes s1 had I mean the fucking owl episode is s1.
>>30452021
>the show is even better than s1 and s2 now
I see, it's garbage opinion hour, time to go to beb.
>>30452043
>I'm going to bed because people disagree with me waaaah!
Try reddit or tumblr the next time kiddo.
>>30452021
everytime someone brings up the massive dropping fandom numbers, you idiots all just scream "NOT TRUE FANS! NOT TRUE FANS!"
By your definitiion, a true fan must be someone who eats up shit no matter what's shoveled at him.
>>30452053
Well of course. True fans like us love all the ponies and all the episodes.
EqG doesn't count.
>>30452021
The Perfect Pear was a masterpiece, the other couple episodes I found a bit dull.
>>30452067
I bet you think a true transformer fan should love michael bay movies too.
>>30452071
It was a great episode, masterpiece is going way too far though
cute horses is all it needs, and it had it in spades
I just hate that we have to wait so long to get good, clean HD releases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqQx1KaeksA
>>30452071
TPP was okay, but not a masterpiece. CotLM was a better feels episode.
S7 had some other good ones, though. Like the one where Trixie teleports the table, or Maud's episode. The one with Dash's parents was funny too. Or, eeeh... nevermind, I'm out.
>>30451015
What is this a daily quest?
For if
She doesn't find
The next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
>>30452080
fatty fat fat fat!
>>30452151
I got whiskey right here
But she has to let be run her belly
>>30452151
show me
the way
to the next little filly
>>30452053
Arts is noticeably slower because everyone is either behind a paywall or taking ych oc commissions now.
>>30452174
do we even have a list of artist who DON'T ded and hats us?
damn
'MERICA
>>30452213
Feels good man.
>constant explosions for the last couple of hours
It's not even the 4th yet over here, some people got work in the morning. Goddamn.
>>30452208
shit
asshole
cock
nigger
fuck
spic
crap
faggot
>>30452226
I'm just planning to stay up all night because they're still shooting fireworks. I don't want to be the little bitch that calls the police.
>>30452222
Now I have to fap to that. Again.
>>30452239
new browser who dis
sync aint doin its job
>>30452241
I'm more than willing to participate in senseless explosions but the least some fuckers can do is wait until it's actually time. It was easy enough to just go with one explosion every hour or two for the last 2 weeks but this is just asinine.
>I don't want to be the little bitch that calls the police
I live a couple streets down from my folks and they've actually wanted me to call the police more than once in the past because of some asshole neighbors. I can't say I blame them when fucking chuntaros blasting their goddamn chunty music at 11 on a sunday night. People got shit to do during the day.
>>30452226
>work
>on the 4th
Punch your boss in the dick, or cunt, for being an unpatriotic shithead.
Have you ever groped someone?
>>30452288
No, but I've been cuddled a lot by females over the years. I'm a very fuzzy guy.
Do you think Equestria has a similar celebration where unicorns run around making firework spells
>>30452287
Not him but I literally work every single day. I only have to come in when I have to but I go everyday.
>>30452287
Not everyone can get the precious holidays off, anon. Someone has to make sure buses run, someone has to make sure places are clean, someone has to make sure food's available.
>>30452288
I touched a boob once and I didn't like it
Filly did nothing wrong.
>>30452308
Let's just get the robots to do it.
>>30452329
I only want a robot I can date
What body types do they have? In they show they're all the same, but clearly this is just the animator's taking liberties. I imagine they actually all have very distinct bodies.
Rainbow Dash
>Super athletic, lean muscle. Thin face, sharp jawline
Applejack
>Thicker, stronger torso. Muscled legs and flanks. Slightly taller and more boxy frame
Pinkie Pie
>Pudgy and a bit fat. Round face, shorter torso. Thicker, fatter flank.
Fluttershy
>soft skin, smooth curves. Very delicate, small and fragile.
Twilight
>bony and angular features, small flank, thin bony chest. Long snout
Rarity
>Puts on an elegant persona, but underneath it all is a bit average. A few pounds overweight, rather small chest and flank, plain face.
>>30452382
I've noticed they all look very squishy on the movie trailers, kinda remind me of Dufel's chins
>>30452382
You forgot that Twilight is black.
>>30452382
>Twilight
>small flank
>>30452382
>>30452382
And don't forget:
Starlight
>high snout, superior glare. Curvacious body, firm, spankable flank. Heart-stopping eyes, long flowing hair
>>30452433
I love aerodynamic Dash
>>30452452
Wow, trash
Just a reminder about fillies.
>>30452526
>two extra holes
>>30452452
I wanna spank that flank so bad! Would she let me do so?
>>30452542
Truth. Coco is only for breeding.
>>30452542
Haha, it's stillnot funny
Hate to ask again but does anyone want Killing Floor 2 before the sale ends?
>>30452576
I wish you were on a Killing Floor
>>30452580
Mom pls
>>30452554
I'm afraid the only one getting spanked here, will be you
>>30452576
I've been looking at the steam sales and can't find a single thing there that interests me.
>>30452598
I've bought like 20 games so farBut KF2 can be fun with MLPG I remember I had fun playing first one with some people here once
>>30452563
Oh god Dash would fucking love memes
>>30452610
I want an episode where Dash bugs everyone with meme humor that they don't find funny.
>>30452625
I don't want this at all
>>30451500
So it's not just an aralgeean meme. You guys just spam it everywhere.
>>30452668
It used to be far more prevalent on this and other boards.
>>30452672
I've only seen it in the last three weeks or so and only once here.
I wish people would stop trying to force their own stupid images, I swear this site went to shit the moment people thought they could force their own memes.
And back in MY days we didn't even call them bloody memes
we only had image macros and we called them image fucking macros
and memes were just jokes
>>30452672
what a pretty pony. i would watch a full hour episode of rarity just sitting on the toilet reading the newspaper.
>not lusting after trashy mares
>not giving in to her mind control
let Glimmy remove the wrong opinions from your brain
>>30452686
>It's the foodscat episode where you're the toilet
>again
Ugh. I hate the new writers.
I know it's a Meme that can easily be refuted at this point but there is not a chance in hell that the Movie will bomb like Jem.
Look at those numbers man.
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=jemandtheholograms.htm
>>30452693
>now im thinking of that sonic transformation toilet pic
great thanks
>>30452695
jem didnt have a massive fandom of autistic nerds who love to eat shit.
the mlp movie could be rarity sitting on a toilet for 90 minutes and people would still love it.
>>30452702
Nah, that's just awful. The scootaloo version, too.
Foodscat is about love and affection and it's cute and perfect. I still don't understand how we got something like two thousand scat/watersports fics but only ten foodscat fics by Soashamedpony.
It's like, unreal, man.
>>30452695
Unfortunately, there really is precedent for MLP movies to bomb.
Fortunately, the market is different now, and they'll end up not losing money anyway.
>>30452720
>Foodscat is about love and affection and it's cute and perfect.
You're as deluded as an islamophile.
Foodscat is about eating shit.
>>30452734
>You're as deluded as an islamophile.
Stop ruining my generals.
Just stop.
Pony was right all along.
>>30452742
You don't own threads, moran.
>semen-crusted Ayranne plushie
yes, pls take her with you to the Trump rally
make sure to video everything
This one goes out to a special mare
is it safe to feed my filly dogfood?
>>30452725
But how can MLP movies "bomb" when they generate such huge toy sales?
Is it safe to feed my anon catfood?
Why can't I stop thinking about her butt?
>Filly claims she test-launched its first intercontinental ballistic missile
>she just threw a paper ball at you from the roof
I mean, you can hear her sniggering from above. If she wasn't so infuriatingly cute, you'd probably ground her.
>>30452788
I like how orange her eyes are in that pic.
>>30452725
2D doesn't do good in theater anymore. Kids want 3D. Pony movie is DOOMED.
Oh hey
it's america day
I wish I had more AJ pics
>>30452782
no, but he can mostly live off tuna
>>30452805
Oh yeah.
Happy birthday Murika-kun
>>30452792
tell filly she violated her treaty and won't be getting dessert
little pony
>Filly
>>30452819
Filly smirked, went back in her room, locked the door and opened her secret filly treats compartment she got from smuggling cuddles and rare filly metals to diamond dogs.
>>30452848
now filly's violating our trade agreements?
>>30452836
fuck anyone who tries to make my little ponies big
fucken furries will stuff their fetish into anything even when its supposed to be the complete opposite
LITTTLE
>>30452848
little did filly realize that a colt operative infiltrated her room earlier and raided her stash
but accidentally left a dorito chip behind
>>30452854
Filly just made a new secret trade route by opening the window and flying down
she went to her clubhouse with her other filly friends who are engineering bigger and bigger spitballs
>>30452860
Filly says she will drown the imperialist colts in a sea of boops
>>30452856
but
have you considered that larger ponies are better for cuddling?
>>30452868
Big pones > Smol pones
>>30452871
big pony should enlarge the small pony
Ass long as you don't get city-sized and mix it with your weird crushing fetish, big pones are better than small pones by a landslide.
>>30451673
>anthro
Kill yourself
>>30452879
how about "a little bigger than a real big horse"
>>30452883
I want AJ andDerpyto do this to me from both sides.
>>30452868
It is morally wrong to change ponies to fit your dark twisted fantasies.
do not embiggen the ponies and to not add wangs to the princesses
>>30452883
gross
if you really need to post big adventures at least post goat's stuff
>>30452889
>do not embiggen the ponies and to not add wangs to the princesses
"It's okay to fantasize"- Pricness Celesta
Besides all princesses are really big and they have really big horsedongs
>>30452889
why would I need to add dicks to the princesses
they already have majestic, enormous horsecocks
>>30452893
I think it's "there's no wrong way to fantasize"
I prefer to have little ponies. They are much tighter when you fuck them.
I guess this is the wrong place to be for no fap july
>>30452788
I like how she keeps a positive attitude even when fucking up. You can't keep a good pone down.
>>30452908
Daapi is a national treasure and I want to be her friend
>>30452902
is celestia giving me the A-OK to jack it to ponies shitting in diapers
>>30452905
The littler the pony the better
>>30452916
yes, just don't talk about it here
>>30452916
yeah but that's technically porn so don't post it here
>>30452902
Aren't areolas nsfw?
>>30452958
no it's fine
>>30452908
Also she has a rockin bod.
>>30452958
I'm not sure, better call the police just to be safe.
>>30452916
sweetie bell in a diaper is definitely considered hardcore pornography so send the report cannons that way.
How soft and smooth are pony bellies?
>>30452958
I hope not.
>>30452976
Supersoft
Supersmooth
>>30452907
>>30452893
on the topic of real big princessdongs
https://derpibooru.org/1477846
Pony forgot to wipe, mind getting that for her?
>>30453208
big horse and small horse
>>30453048
>smudge proof
>>30453267
The actual sensible thing would be remembering that dogs fucking hate fireworks
Not that I mind but still
>Today is National Country Music Day
Songs about apples.Songs about pears.
>>30453277
>songs that make me want to cry
Why do they have to be such a wonderful family that brings me to tears?
>>30453279
Why would they make you cry Anon?
Also on a completely unrelated note remember this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFoyiCRildo
>>30453267
http://www.bestgore.com/?s=fireworks
Fireworks fucking rule!
>>30453277
The only country album I like is the one by ween
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ZPwxeE6n0
heeeeeeeeeeeeey anon?
>>30453355
Pony verified.
Commencing horsetilities.
>>30453357
I'm warming up to pony knuckles
>Good morning, Anon...
>>30453381
Good morning best filly
>>30453350
That album is great
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Df7sjWqzAWc
I've got pony out the orifice
Serious question. Why do you guys like fillys so much?
>>30453468
Nobody likes fillies it's just a meme and a way to shitpost about unrelated bullshit
>>30453468
Because they are absolutely adorable.Also just imagine how tight they would be.
>>30453468I don't
>>30453472
>Also just imagine how tight they would be.
The hugs?
Yeah, I'd hug them real tight.
>>30453474
Then what the fuck are you doing here, pleb?
>>30453468
Because fillies are cute and adorable and pure sex.
>>30453468
They're adorable.
>>30453468
We used to just say "pony says", then someone decided to switch to "filly says" and spam >filly over and over.
What about fillies who don't like the show anymore? What do you think about them?
>>30453496
I love all fillies regardless of their opinions.
>>30453480
>Hugs
I guess that one way to describe when her filly cunny clamps down on your dick.
You will never hug a cute filly.You will never feel her heartbeats against your chest.She will never tell you that she loves you.
>>30453524
Yeah. And that's fine.
Fillies combine my love for small animals with my pedo lust in one small adorable package
>>30453381
Morning, DT. Last night was amazing. Do you want to do it again before breakfast?
>>30453468
A mix of pedophilia and boredom.
I find fillies more attractive than the real thing now
Thanks Lauren for saving me from becoming a Chris Hansen show guest by giving me a safe outlet for my urges
>>30453554
>>30453552
I like to think tornado filly would be super fast at hugging everyone in a room in a short time
Buzzy
Little
Wings
>>30453554
You're the reason why we don't have any more girls here.
>wake up next to a cute filly you don't even remember
What happened last night?
>>30453581
>teacup
Meant spoonful. Thanks a lot, Trixie.
>>30453554second
>>30453567
Girls can love fillies too. It's current year.
>>30453455
You know what you're not so bad Zipporwhillanon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgXazEy4bYo
which do you:
>fuck
>marry
>kill
>hug
>boop
>nuzzle
>injure
>>30453616
Fuck Fluttershy, marry Twilight, kill Pinkie, hug Rarity, boop Applejack, nuzzle RD, injure Starlight.
>>30453567
I'm not the one drawing all the lovely FP and writing so many ball-draining filly erotic stories that keep people like me from hurting anyone else
Seriously, this stuff is good for society and keeps us from getting into the harder stuff
I'm not tempted to look at illegal stuff because filly porn and stories exist
The stories alone are enough to keep me satisfied, especially the fillydom stuff
DT fillydom stories will always have me reaching for tissues
>>30453616
Fluttershy, in that order
Can someone tell me why Derpibooru gets so insanely triggered over Undertale related pony stuff being uploaded there?
>>30453616
Fuck Dash, marry Shy, kill Starlight, hug Ponk, boop Twi, nuzzle Rarity, injure AJ.
>>30453567
You have to go back.
>>30453685
Best answer
>>30453616
marry glim
fuck pink
kill aj
injure dash
nuzzle rarity
hug flutter
boop twalot
>>30453725
look at how grumpy that police pone is
I think he needs a good petting
>>30453625
>>30453631
>>30453685
>they fell for the yellow pony meme
>>30453752
>they're waifu has been /discorded/
>>30453752
You got a problem with yellow ponies?
>>30453779
Guys
Sunset shimmer is the main character of Hasbros MLP spin-off franchise "Equestria Girls".
There's literally no reason for her not to make an appearance in the MLP movie.
Hasbro is going to be pulling out all stops. They're aiming for MAXIMUM toy sales.
>>30453779
Go to work, you bum
>>30453779
pee color pons are disgustng
This is a completely normal filly.
>>30453795
Work?
On Freedom day?
>>30453818
Not everyone is American.
>>30453826
then they need to try harder
Which characters could eat a sixteen ounce oat burger in thirty minutes?
>>30453818
Oh. I live in unfreedom. I forgot.
Enjoy your freedom.
>>30453841
>>30453833
FrisbeeSoccer got jokes
>>30453841
>>30453884
>>30453891
How lewd.
Fuck, we really don't know when the hiatus will be over.
It's just going to be this shit for the next month+
Shi-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra~
>>30453948
Please fuck off somewhere else
>>30453955
Or what?
>>30453253
Haha, wow, are people really out having fun right now?
>>30454161
what does that mean filly
>>30453946
At least we have ComicCon coming up.
>>30454225
Only the Burgers.
Don't let the fillies drink too much root beer.
>>30454225
I'm mostly playing video games and fucking around with my computer. I don't really do 4th of July stuff
Speaking of video games one of my favorites was one sale and I wanted at least one person here to experience how great it isK669X-69DX9-TZLP9
>>30454270
Stole.Thx.
>>30454270tfw already have it
>>30454277
Enjoy. Swery is my heroHe's such a sweetheart on twitter
>>30454288
Then we're already best friends
>>30453552
does she spin
Still feeling a bit generous but I also think this a game everyone probably has already. But hey it was cheapD7LN2-B70M3-VHLKN
>>30454431
Oh, wanted to play it for a while. Thank you.
How's Twilight today?
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY MLPG
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY
>>30454476
I just ordered a pizza
A Hawaiian pizza
>>30454476
Went out to brunch with the family, now to fuck around all day until fireworks tonight
>>30454431
>>30454447
What was it?
>>30454476
Buying games for strangers until fireworks happen and I'm drunk enough to buy one more.
Anyone want Mitsurugi Kamui Hikae? It's dope as hell
I love the holidays
>>30454499
Psychonauts
>>30454476
Dreading having to go to my grandmother's for a picnic later. I wouldn't care so much if it weren't for the fact that some people who really aren't related to us are going to be there and they bring their annoying little kids. Since I'm the youngest in my family, those kids cling to me like bees to a soda can.
>>30454503
It's shitty. Nekopara better.
>>30454517
But visual novels are for turbo weebs
>>30454510
God, I hate kids.Human ones, anyway[/poiler]
>>30454529
Yes. Yes it is. And mlp for creepy pedos.
Is this true?
>>30454476
I was tragically born unamerican so i am being unfreedomlike and doing nothing.
>>30454533Did you want me to buy you one of the nekopara games I thought we were doing I thing
>>30454534
Is there an episode you want to talk about?
>>30454541
You're a slave?
>>30454530
Isn't that ironic?But when you think about it though, the CMC are more like teenagers in terms of demeanor. They're not as annoying as 3d children.
>>30454541
I want to be the little filly.
>>30454550If you don't mind, then why not?
>>30454534
it was
>>30454557
Why, so you can get knotted by your terrier?
>>30454557
Then all of mlpg would wanted tohugyou.
>>30454541
>tragically
Why aren't you patriotic to your own country? America isn't as great as you think. Sure, the cost of living is cheap, but there aren't many other advantages compared to say, Canada, or any European country.
>>30454563
Which one there seems to be multiple ones and I don't know anything about the series.You're really missing out on anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vn4amSo2AY
>>30454573
Fuck off, Zipporwhill is pure.
>>30454581
Any, except for vol0.I've seen gameplay video. It's kinda boring.
>>30454554
A slave to my gigantic gubmint.
>>30454557
Who doesn't, though?
>>30454600
Those who are much happier with the stallion side of things for one
probably those mare types as well
Fillyposting is un-American.
>>30454590
Steam ID please.The tags for this game are nuts
>>30454613id/what_you_know_about_nice_link/Don't judge me.
>>30454604
Alright, then. You have to drive a diesel shitbox with manual everything because anything nicer is too expensive.>inb4 lazy amerifats with their automatic transmissions
>>30454606
What if i want to be the filly so i can have a beautiful stallion or colt fuck me until i can't walk?
>>30454623
No judgement here. I kinda want to play it now.
>>30454610
Why the hell doesn't America has a cute country filly yet? Even Brazil has one.
>>30454577
>advantages
Less social justice bullshit allowing terrorists and garbage humans come in freely.
Guns.
>>30454643
>implying those are advantages
Guns are great and all for self defense, but I don't like the racism, terrorism, or illegal immigration.
Hope all you dudes enjoy your games I'm going go do 4th of July stuff like get drunk and pass out
>>30454665
>he lets Letters On A Piece Of Paper rule him
Yes, because otherwise White Guys With Lots of Money will come and take me to a Dark and Dingy Hellhole for the Rest of My Pathetic Life.
Was behind of episodes for a while but finally caught up.
I liked the Luna and Celestia episode. Nice to see Celestia not perfect and them occasionally arguing.
>>30454651
Unless you mean the anti-white racism, racism is a pure boogeyman used to guilt people into voting for more government. Anti-white racism is just as much if not more of a problem outside the americas in yuropooria.
Terrorism is a bigger problem here in yuropooria than in murrika because the problematic immigration (i.e. illiegal immigration) is instead legal and funded actively by the governments, and it's "peaceful" islamists instead of beaners.
>>30454691
Why Do You Capitalize Like This?
I'm Just Curious, Bro.
Also politics and race are dumb ponies are all that matter in the world.
>>30454708
Don't be late for your truck of peace.
>>30454699
I only did it because That Other Guy did it as well when he was making fun of My Way Of Life.
ponk
>>30454710
Yeah let's discuss these tiny horses instead of polytics.
>>30454724
That tiny horse is a very cute one.
>>30454693
I liked the yak episode.
>>30454718
That artist is a retard. Black men have better things to do than be SJWs, which are almost to a tee upper-middle class white brats often with mental health issues.
>>30454674
Me too, Derps.
>>30454724
I would discuss the tiny horses but I kinda want to take a nap now before they start shooting fireworks.
>>30454727
Trigger Warning: A prolonged discussion of that specific tinyhorse will inevitably and quickly turn towards his privates. In fantastic detail.
>>30454737
I have no idea what you're saying to me, but my family is very religious so I have lots of respect for anyone that's in tune with their faith.
You want a game or something?
>Not pony
Isn't this the one thread on the board that the mods actually pay attention to
What the fuck
>>30454491
good
>>30454745
Because Americans think that just being religious makes them look like a good goy, but they're too lazy to put any effort towards their religion. Millennials aren't falling for the religion meme as easily as boomers and Gen X, so eventually America will probably be about as secular as other countries. But we'll still do religious shit like taking oath on a Bible and saying "God bless you" when someone sneezes, because >MUH TRUHDISHUN.
>>30454742
>tfw for several weeks fireworks will be going off randomly at night
I have enough trouble trying to keep a sleeping schedule as is.
>>30454766
My religion is colt.
>>30454756
Our moderation is extremely weird. I can get away with posting really lewd content but I'm not allowed to post Fluttercouch without getting a one day ban.
I've also been warned for talking about things that are related to the show. And keep in mind how long porn and loli stays up. One guy was able to dumb the exact same Snips/Twist series again yesterday. They don't really give a fuck about us or anyone else they just like having the power to get rid of things that offend them.
>>30454776
Hvorfor er jeg ikke overrasket?
>>30454769My dogs freak out when they hear fireworks so I have to spend hours calming them down because they either hide under the couch or refuse to leave my side. Then there's the howling and barking that's annoying
>>30454782
What the fuck did you just call me?
>>30454756
MLPG is basically just /b/ with ponies.I wouldn't be surprised if Isaac is a mod, though.
>>30454723
Plenka that's lewd
>>30454791
>MLPG is basically just /b/ with ponies.
>I don't remember the /b/read
This is the dumbest post.
>>30454782
Har du tid til å snakke om vårherre Tender Taps?
Mare-ify the stallions.
>>30454813
anon please stop being awful
>>30454822
We could stallion-ify a couple mares to even things out.
>>30454840
well its not so awful if there is parity
so long as you keep the ratio the same!
New tinyhorse where?
>>30454860
>>30454863
I wish Isaac would start new threads when we hit image limit, instead of waiting for both limits.
I wish Rainbow Dash were here.
I wish I had someone to share this pizza with.
So let's talk about something show related shall we?
What are somethings that you would have done differently with the developments on the show (ie Princess Twilight or Starlight Glimmers reformation)
They still have to happen you can't just take them out of the show.
Personally I would have liked it if Twilight's Ascension was a lot more hinted at than what it was in Season 3. All we had was the book at the end of the premiere and it kind of felt disjointed with the finale at the end.
What I would have done was given Twilight a magical "super" form with etheral wings sort of as a hint of things to come for her or Have her Ascend to Alicornhood(ideally in a 3 part episode or TV movie) but leave her coronation as Princess until later. When she achieved another feat correlating to Friendship. Perhaps it could have been either after defeating Tirek or Reaching out to Starlight Glimmer.
This way Twilight isn't written into a box with her character because she's not just a princess yet and she can grow more without the responsibilities of Royalty
>>30454890
Tell me your address.
>>30454899
I think both Princess Twilight and Starlight's reformation could have been less half-assed. Like, have a series of events leading up to Twilight's ascension as a Princess instead of seven songs later = princess. Same goes for Starlight's reformation.
>>30454899
I would have preferred the just "graduation" that was hinted in Lauren's drawings but Twilight's at least had a lot of cute wing scenes
>>30454899
Cadence and Shining armor
They should have had at least some sort of build up, like having Twilight mention writing to her brother in a few episode at least, and an explanation that there are more than two darn princesses well before we met the third.
>>30454899
>>30454918
I agree completely. SG should have been forced to wear a magic suppressor until she was truly reformed.
dude what
>spam deleted
>fourteen images to go again
FUCK
>>30455577
boobs or hooves
pick one
>>30455590
Shut up and post ponies you nerd
>>30455596
I don't wanna
>>30455597
I fucking loathe MSOB's humans
>>30455608
well I like them
I love Princess Celestia.
I also love Princess Celestia
I loveher sister
How many boops does it take to kill a zombie?
She's a good horse too
Can't blame you for loving her
If I had a dog and I hope I will ever get the chance to find a job that lets me keep one on the side without making it regret being alive, I'd call her Luna.Because she's everyone's bitch.
I am going to sexually harass all the ponies
>>30455687
Please don't.
>>30455643
Who?
Holy shit we're ded.
We're really American in here.
>>30457149
Most of us yuros are asleep because it's ranging from 3 to 5 AM and I can't even post pone.
>>30457149
It was a busy day for a lot of us.
>>30457169
always post pone
>pre-bump limit MLPG on the 7th page
This is surreal.
I'd like one filly, medium rare, to-go please.
>>30459075
>>30459075
>>30459075
New horse since we've abandoned this horse.
If you want to fill it up, please be considerate of other threads on the board and use sage for the sole reason it was intended.
>>30458706
all out of fillies right now
Gotta give those fillies your cummies
Sage this thread
Sage this thread
One two three four
>>30459356
Don't bump this, faggot.
Pony Hitler did nothing wrong
>>30459413
Together we shall sage this thread
One two three four
>>30459426
Down down down
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Raise this Barn > any song from S4 onwards except for the ones from Pinkie Pride
prove me wrong boyos
>>30459435
Put your sage
In all fields
>>30459438
You're wrong.
>>30459445
Let OP jump out of the window
>>30459445
>Put your sages*
>>30459461
Find an old thread and
Here we go
>>30459448
You didn't prove me wrong compadre
Me 1-0 you
>>30459480
Tch. As expected of an amateur.
You: 1
You: ̶1̶
You: -50
You're 100 years too early, kid.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.