RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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I'm going to touch the princess inappropriately.

>>30405096
I'm going to touch myself inappropriately while watching you touch the princess inappropriately.

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>>30405096
She wants to carry her colt.

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MOON

WHEN

>>30405130
What are you a fucking cuck?

I'm going to touch you inappropiately while those two are at it

>>30405228
mare ARE always going on about colt on colt action. you two might as well fulfill that fantasy.

>>30405223
never

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>>30405315
>colt on colt action. you two might as well fulfill that fantasy.

>Have a harebrained idea.
>Make a """ColtxColt""" porno and sell for huge monies.
>Have your mare wear a realistic strap-on with the same color as her coat and a mask to keep her ID a secret.
>Fuck her into a puddle on cam.
>Even with a budget of like 20 bits and what you think is an obviously fake dick on the """colt""", it sells like crazy to mares all over.
>You never tell your kids that their collage funds come from a fake gay porno you and your wife made.

>>30405365
kek

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>Celestia can be a bit awkward around stallions she finds attractive due to going many years without intimate male company.
>It's not obvious all the time, but every now and then there's a big, uncharacteristic slip-up.
>Like the time she insisted you eat ALL the eggs she cooked for breakfast.
>In a very strong and regal manner, by her standards, at that.
>The tension in the room got really thick and what followed was her staring intensely the entire time you ate.
>As it turned out...
>It gets to Celestia when Luna doesn't eat the breakfast she made, and on top of that gets little respect from her sister for a "colty" hobby.
>She couldn't stand the idea of you being like that too and essentially dropped her royal spaghetti.
>Luna teases her about the incident all the time now and jokingly calls her a creeper.

>>30405371
Want

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>>30405365
>>You never tell your kids that their collage funds come from a fake gay porno you and your wife made.
>her face when.

>>30405433
Her ponies don't know she's a 1,500 year old virgin loser.

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>>30405433
>>30405471
Always loved the idea of a millennial virgin princess. Much adorable shenanigans to be had.

>>30405068
I want to see a story where Twilight and the girls are all playing a game online that involves raiding and good cordination. They need another tank however because Rainbow keeps going to work damage instead of trying to keep her tank up. So in comes Amoose who's supposedly really good at it, when they get on voice however the girls all have to hold their pasta in as Anon's voice comes over the line.

>>30405365
NOF you mad genius you

>>30405433
>Is a millenia old virgin
>Her wizardly powers have grown so great that she can move the sun effortlessly

>>30405365
>>You never tell your kids that their collage funds come from a fake gay porno you and your wife made.

Man, those children will have a huge arts and crafts budget.

>>30405672
>Wants to get the fukk
>Lizard brain worried that Anon is just trying to tempt her and steal her magical powers
>What's more important? Love, or having mast magical reserves?

>>30405741
Dream sex doesn't count.
Enlist Luna's help to fuk white princess pussy.
Luna demands to be included as her payment.
princest threeway dreams ensue.

>>30405769
the maids are going to hate her

>>30405785
They can join too.

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>>30405769
>Anon was just desperate
>Wizard powers actually work in horseland
>Enters the eternal dream.

> Be Dienw, son of the Lleuad, Lady of Moonlight
> Even after your mom jumped into the abyss, the age of dark has been becoming brighter and brighter
> Your crossdressing sister ran off to who knows where, probably with that insane furless crystal tiger lady
> Now all that's left in Annal Ronghol is you, the gold courtesans, the gnomish guard, Biugh the Midwife, and Sasha, one of Lleuad's ladies in waiting
> It leaves you with little to do, but recline upon your divan, waiting for the next petrified pilgrim
> One of the gnomes climbs up the cushions, discreetly whispering in your ear
> "Lord Dienw, the pilgrims have left, ah, certain carvings in the floor outside your door."
> You raise an eyebrow, spreading your legs slightly to get more comfortable
"And what do the stoneskin carvings say?"
> The gnome coughs
> "I'd rather not repeat the words, suffice it to say, it is somewhat vulgar."
> You grin, glad for this little diversion
"Guardsgnome, that does not suffice. Tell me, word for word, what they have carved."
> The poor gnome licks her lips
> "As you command, my prince."
> She swallows nervously
> "Magnificent purse ahead."
> Strange, you wonder what they mean by that
> "Beware of wondrous spear."
> Ah
> "Try give head."
> That would be nice
> "Accept seed."
> ...

>>30405867
hol up

>>30405867

> Be Luna, once more in your natural form due to the effects of a certain branch of petrified wood
> You have journeyed far to find a cure for your golemic affliction
> And now you kneel before a truly magnificent prince
> His power fills him to immensity, but what arrests your attention is...
> "...faithful pilgrim, I bequeath to you the Lady needle, to pierce..."
> You gaze up the skirts of his robes, at his titanic godhood
> Dear stars, you can't look away
> And how the crown jewels shift slightly as he breathes
> You sense something wrong
> Ah, he's stopped talking
> You blush, purposefully looking at his face rather than...
> He holds out an obsidian needle, which you accept with your magic and tuck into your saddlebags
> Dienw grins at your reddened cheeks
> "Methinks you would prefer to receive a different needle, pilgrim."
> You answer without thinking,
"Nay, Lord, I could not call such a thing a needle, despite its penetrative aspect."
> Then you realise what you said, and blush even more vibrantly
> Prince Dienw slides off his divan, towering over you even as he kneels
> "Rejoice, pilgrim. I have heard your prayers, and will grant you my blessing."
> His robes slowly fall to the floor
> "You may not be able to receive my fullness, but I assure you your cup shall overflow."
> Buck yes

>>30405877
kek
wew lad

>>30405877
>hotgluing full grown mares
>completely drenching them

>>30405223
>Luna is apparently the more mischievous royal sister, fitting in with her nighttime motif
>She has a penchant for good-natured tricks and jokes, which the two of you exchange whenever you meet
>You later found out that this was a bizarre form of courtship from her pre-moon days. You've apparently been married for quite some time.
>Luna puts her grown on her flank as some kind of dumb joke one day, and you decide to play along
>You spend the entire day talking to her ass as though it were her face; the subtle jab was something that Luna picked up on
>At one point, Luna does a minor favor for you; holds a door open ("stallions first") or pulls a chair out from underneath a table
>Something that you decide to reward her with a kiss on the cheek.
>Or, you know, her "cheek".
>Next thing you know, a flustered Luna has teleported out of the room, leaving you alone with a confused and amused Celestia

>>30405801
Does that chart apply to girls as well? Asking for a friend.

>>30406237
No. Girls are succubi, they can only steal magic from a male.

I want a drunk Octavia to grope and attempt to seduce me publicy in her chav accent

>>30406243
Welp. Time to kill myself.

>>30406275
rip

So, just read a story on FimFic where Flurry Heart travels back in time to hang out in the past for a while.

Yes, I know at least one autist will be REEEEEEEEE'ing at the mention of FimFic. But, it did give me an idea.

>An 18 year old Flurry Heart time-travels with her beau, Anonymous. back to the Ponyville we know.
>Anon had been found and raised by Twilight or Luna since he was 5, and grew up with Flurry.
>Ponies we know (treated as Aunts and Uncles) are shocked that Flurry and Anon act differently from expected norms.
>They act so odd that half the time they can't tell if either are acting marely or colty.
>As well as being engaged to a non-pony.
>Luna is struggling to come to terms with the fact she becomes a mother, and her son is saying hello.
>"Aunt Celestia" finds herself oggling her nephew, as does "Auntie" Starlight.

>>30406312
It's shit, and you're shit by proxy.

>>30406332
Yup.
Autist.

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>>30406260
Oi AnoN! U wanna ShaK up tunight?

>>30406368
>everybody that doesnt like my idea didnt like it ONLY because i mentioned fimfic

wew.

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>>30405433
>You have to eat all MY eggs, Anon

>>30406506
>telling him to rip her open and devour her ovaries
fucking brutal

>>30406454
>You will never be the caring neighbor to drunk musician fanatic Octavia
>You will never bring her insider when she forgets the keys to her house after blacking out
>You will never give her a quick bath and a spot on your bed, you deciding to sleep on the couch
>You will never welcome a tired Vinyl Scratch inside in the morning, making coffee/tea/hang over special for you Vinyl and Octi
>You will never use the smell of the breakfast your cooking to wake her up like a god send househusband
>You and Vinyl will never share shit eating grins when she comes down embarrassed and in pain from drunkenness
>You will never quickly go over and hold her up, fussing over how she's feeling this morning
>She will never blush when you kiss her on the cheek and say breakfast will be ready in a moment, pecking Vinyl on the nose as you pass
>You will never go to the living room together to snuggle the morning away with your grateful musical neighbors.

>>30406519
It's the only way to show that you REALLY love her.

after all how can you say you love her if you can't even gore her?

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>>30406533

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>>30406260
>>30406454
>Tavi is always keeping up the view of her being a high class lady that indulges in the finer arts.
>Except it's all a ploy, because she is a mare with a poor-paying, colty job.
>She is desperately lonely, and what little she gets out of being the "high class" member is squandered by her being earth pony. Canterlot is racist like that.
>So it is only natural that when drunk, and she is drunk more and more in the recent days, she lets go of all the leashes and unloads her mostly sexual frustration.
>It would be a shame if she did that on some innocent colt and get reported to authorities, that would ruin her.
>But you won't do that, would you?

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>>30405365
You brilliant bastard.

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>>30406564
>classy

>>30406463
>>30406332
>(You)

>>30406554
Why was the pic deleted?

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>>30406564
>implying I wouldn't be the one slinging her over my shoulder and carrying her to the bedroom

>>30406625
you got a sauce on the pic?

I need it for reasons.

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>>30406506
>You have to eat all MY eggs
Challenge accepted

>>30406670
HRK

>>30406670
actually made me dry heave.

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>>30406564
>Octavia ends up downright molesting you in a somewhat public place.
>Witnessing ponies are shocked, and want to help you.
>Stallions are fainting, mares are getting aggresive with her.
>You end up intervening, saying it's not big deal before hoofs start flying.
>Seeing they are not convinced, you take the poor musician with you - she is clearly wasted out of her mind and needs a place to sleep.
>On the way to your home she keeps going on about how she is going to give you "great time" and trying to undo your pants.
>But she passes out before you even reach the door.
>You decide to wash her up, doubly so when she pukes into the bathtub.
>Still reeking of alcohol, the grey mare is carefully placed down and snuggled in blankets on your bed.
>You took the couch that night.

>In the morning you prepare breakfast for two, a bit sore from an uncomfortable sleeping position.
>But the musician did not get to appreciate your fine craftsmanship of lukewarm cereal, because the moment she woke up and walked downstairs, she was a stumbling mess of frantic apologies, embarrassment and hungover.
>Despite your insistence on it not being necessary, she vowed to repay you for this, somehow.
>Little did you know, it would only push her deeper into the spiral of drowning regrets in alcohol.
>If you want to fix this mare, you will have to work a bit harder than that.

>You will never bring a beautiful and talented mare back from the rock bottom, cure her new-found addiction and restore her self-confidence.
>You will never see her shine brighter than ever before, watching her compose and perform with passion that could only come from meeting her muse - you.
>She will never write songs about you.

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>>30406734
It's simple..we umm pet the cellist.

>>30406533
>"Octy! I've shat out my heart!"

>>30406600
And exactly what are you sperging out about, Rainman?

>Be Anon
>Royal Equestrian Enumerated Entity 1046
>Also known as Bubbles
>You're on your way to the park
>None of your brothers are here
>They're all at Humancon, held in the crystal eyesore
>You're meeting your waifu in the park for a breakfast picnic
>She and her daughter went ahead while you picked up the drinks from the market stall
>You had to go to the bathroom first, and that involved an unnecessarily-long trek to the outhouse on the edge of the park, behind some trees, next to a river
>You pick up your bag, the glass bottles clinking quietly in the serenity of the park
>...
>Wait a mintue...
>Where was all the noise that filled the park from sunrise to sunset?
>Even if Humancon was going on, there had to be at least a few more contrarian faggots like yourself.
>Not to mention the hordes of cute little pony babbies playing and screaming.
>...
>The easy breeze carried a small sound into your ear.
>You knew that sound anywhere.
>The thick glass of the bottles kept them from breaking when the bag hit the ground.
>You ran to the center of the empty park, eyes darting in every direction.
>Ears straining to hear the noise again.
>There!
>Your stomach dropped at the sight, but that didn't stop you from sprinting to close the distance.
>Both your waifu and daughteru lay across the checkered blanket, rivulets of tears cutting valleys down their perfect cheeks.
>Another small noise escaped your little pone after a sniffle.
>You immediately picked up Dinky and hold her close, looking around for any kind of injury.
"Derpy, what happened? Are you ok?"
>She doesn't even open her eyes to respond.
>"I'm so sorry Anon..."
>Your daughteru tried to wrap her little hooves around you, pressing her wet face into your chest
>"Don't leave me, Daddy! I promise to be good, please don't leave us!"
"What in the world are you talking about? I'd never leave you two. I love you!"
>Dinky just cries into your shirt.

>>30407332
>Derpy shakes her head.
>"It was all an act. I did it to snatch up a stallion so I wouldn't die alone, but it was all a trick."
>What?
"But I was the one that asked you to be mai waifu! I love you both more than you can imagine, and I'd never leave you, no matter what!"
>This can't be real.
>Not like this.
>Where'd you go wrong?
>She rolls over on the blanket and looks up at the sky.
>"You'd find out sooner or later that I'm a bad pony inside, Anon. You were a nice stallion lost in a strange new world, and I took advantage of you. I was only delaying the inevitable. They stole our disguises, exposed us who we really are, and now you'll leave us both."
>Your perfect waifu doesn't talk like this.
>This isn't really her.
>That still doesn't make it hurt any less, though.
"W-who stole your disguises?"
>"Dunno, they just came up from underground. It's all for the better, though, I need to stop taking advantage of a poor stallion like you."
>You stare at her for a moment, trying to figure out what was going on.
>Come on, Anon, think!
>This world runs on tropes, and you just so happened to have spent many a sleepless night filling your head with useless knowledge...
>Your daughter stops sobbing long enough to make the noise you taught her to use whenever she was in distress.
>The one you knew you could count on to bring someone running.
>If you or any one of your brothers had heard a pony making it, you knew they'd come.
>But you were here, and you don't think you could take care of this problem alone.
>If you were right, this would affect every Anon in Equestria...
>Your mind clicked.
>Underground monsters had surfaced to steal the smiles of every being on Equus.
>They had committed the ultimate crime against every Anon in existence.
>Those who had vowed to Protect Her Smile.
>A small spark of something welled up inside you, deep in your heart.
>It wasn't anything you had ever felt before.
>You had never felt anger and hatred this powerful before.

>>30407336
>But then again, even after all the >ywn, you HAD held your waifu and daughteru in your arms.
>This was all as real as it would ever get.
>You would imitate your daughteru, but drown her out.
>You inhaled until your lungs burned.
>Literally. The heat in your lungs travelled up your neck and our mouth as you let out the clarion call of all Anons everywhere.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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>Be Anon
>Royal Equestrian Enumerated Entity 98
>Also known as Shmedium
>You were out in Canterlot, shopping with your waifu for a smaller shirt.
>She said one didn't exist, but you were convinced otherwise.
>After waving it off as coltish whimsy, she joined you anyway.
>The two of you were making your way through a clothing store.
>Several other Anons were with their waifus there as well.
>You couldn't imagine going out in public with a shit, but they had to make do.
>You already had Best Pony.
>A faint, distant sound, almost like a scream, pierced the soft music of the store.
>You dropped the shirt in your hand and looked in it's direction.
>Your waifu stopped, looking at you and the other Anons.
>"Honey, what's wrong? What's going on?"
>All of you were facing the direction of Ponyville, listening in silence.
>It trailed off a moment later, letting the music back into the air.
>You caught the eye of anonther Anon and gave him a knowing nod.
"It's time to go. We're going home right now."
>Another pony and her horsebando threaded around your waifu.
>"What? Why? What was that noise?"
>Another Anon spoke from the other side of the rack.
>"A storm's a'comin."
>"But there isn't one scheduled for another week."
>"Not that kind of storm," he replied before leaving earshot.
>She turned back to you, the question obvious in her peerlessly beautiful eyes.

>>30407344
"A shitstorm, Sandy," you patted her on the back and lead her to the front of the store. "And judging by that sound, perhaps the first and greatest Shitstorm of our age."


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>Be Anon
>Royal Equestrian Enumerated Entity 453
>Also known as King Anon.
>Your eyes open slowly at the sound of your waifu's voice.
>"You truly are worth less than dirt, rat."
>"Silence!" the creature responded, "Soon every smile on Equus will belong to us, and we will saunter in to your capitals and sit on the throne without lifting a finger!"
>Her legs were trapped in clay, with a faux horn gripped around her own.
>"You FOOLS! You haven't the slightest idea what kind of powers you're toying with!"
>A fang-filled smile crept across her face, despite the theft.
>"You really believe happiness is what binds Anons to us? That they will surrender to despair, when their loves are within reach!"
>"What trickery is this? How can you make that face when I've taken it from you? You'll never be happy again, and your joy is mine! Surrender to despair, Fallen Queen, and accept defeat!"
>Your now-extensive experience in BDSM had taught you much in the way of ropes and knots
>These were easy enough to unfurl.
>"Oh, this isn't happiness on my face, rat. You have no idea how I feel just imagining the destruction and carnage you have unleashed."
>She shivered in what you knew was definitely arousal.
>Ahh, you had picked undeniably the Best Horse.
>You stood quietly behind the creature, careful not to make a sound.
>You knew she wanted something dramatic.

>>30407346
>"You have not stolen joy, rat, you have not stolen happiness. You have poked the beast from beyond the stars, and destroyed the shackles that kept it tame!"
>At the last word you wrapped an arm around where you assumed the neck would be, grabbing it's wrist with a grip made strong by decades of masturbation.
>Its squeaks were drowned out by Chryssy's cackling
>You sincerely hoped you could knock this thing out before your boner sent the wrong message.
>After pounding it's pointed nose into the floor until it stopped moving, you hopped up to tend to your waifu.
>Wait, forgot something.
>You brought your bootclad foot down on its head, causing a mess all over the floor and your getup.
>Good thing those rubber boots and latex crotchless pants would wash easy.
>Ooh you were going to be so rough with her...
>"Free me at once!"
>You paused, feeling a twinge of anger at her tone, but obliged anyways.
>Yes, she loved it when you bottled your anger up to hate-fuck her.
>At this point you could probably drill to the core of the earth with the diamond in your pants.
>You started to chip away the clay around her horn first, figuring that would make all this much easier.
>She winced when you flinched with your hand around her horn.
>That sound, this close, rattled you to the core.
>Her voice pulled your eyes away from the direction that sound came.
>"...my king?"
>You turned back to her and got back to work, thankful for the concern you heard from your waifu.
"You have no idea how right you were when you were talking to that rat...thing, my queen."
>"Of course I'm right," she said, and a couple transformations later she was free.
>She stared at you for a moment.
>"Hmm, it was right. It stole your smile, your joy, and your happiness."
>You pulled your stretchy thong back up your legs, letting it snap at your waist.

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>>30406243
>>Can only steal from a male to advance...
Welcome to the conniving world of OGR women.

This is the exact reason so many straight men want to live in an RGRE world.
To escape the cesspool of parasitic potential mates that we live in.
You've got +10x better chances of finding a person in Africa over the age of 35 that doesn't have Aids than you do of finding a loving woman who wouldn't sell you out or divorce you to steal +50% of all your shit.

>>30407350
"That would explain why I could hatefuck you to a spluttering mess right about now, despite what just happened."
>"Later. You obviously have to follow that noise."
"Indeed. You should come with me, you're definitely going to want to see this."
>Your favorite tongue swirled around your favorite fangs.
>"And what should I be expecting?"
"You'll get to witness an IRL Shitstorm first-hand."
"Ooh-hoo-hoo, I can't wait."


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>Be Anon
>Royal Equestrian Enumerated Entity 1488
>Also known as Uber
>You were currently presing your perfect aryan waifu up against the back of the Crystal Dick with your mouth
>Before you could breed this perfect earth pony specimen, you heard a rumbling in the ground near you
>Your lips parted long enough for you to watch, and for your panting waifu to catch her breath
>Some brown...thing popped it's head out of the dirt and looked at you
>It looked like some kind of...mole person
>A roughly oval-shaped body, wire-haired flaps of fat sagging off every side, stood on a pair of gangly limbs
>Beady eyes and a pointed nose with whiskers sat above an ugly frown filled with disjointed teeth
>A twisted, gnarled staff with a crystal at the end was held in one hand
>It pointed it at you, but your waifu bucked you out of the way of whatever magic it wielded.
>Despite the differences in your size, her athletic body had enough strength to protect "Her Stallion."

>>30407356
>It hit her square in the chest and she collapsed in a heap.
>The beast let out a raspy cackle as you called her name and rushed to her side.
>You picked her up and looked for any kind of injury, making sure it wasn't some kind of bullshit "standard equestrian villain magic" like stealing her colors or something
>All you could see were the tears budding up beneath her widening eyes.
>"I...I was the Unterpferd all along..."
>She tried to scoot away from you, trying to wriggle out of your grasp
>Pfft, like you would ever let go of your waifu that easily.
>You wanted to beat this thing senseless, but you couldn't let her run away.
"What did you do to mai waifu?"
>"You'll find out soon enough, overdweller!"
>It pointed it at you and fired again.
>You felt slightly uncomfortable for a minute, but the effect seemed to take a second to sink in.
>You wanted to put this thing against the wall and shoot him.
>It pointed the staff at the castle.
>"You FOOLISH PONIES!" it screamed, "You think you're protected in that castle? We don't need to burrow inside to get you!"
>Another beam shot from the staff and spread across the crystal like paint leaking on the floor.
>"Crystal conducts our magic the best! Ahhahaha!"
>A shrill cry from somewhere nearby shook you to the core.
>You looked in that direction, your eyes passing over your blubbering waifu's mane, past the other rats scurrying up from the beneath the dirt.
>A warm, familiar, comforting feeling welled up in your chest.
>You knew it well, but now it seems you were never more than acquaintences before.
>A deeper understanding flooded your mind.
>Ahh, you never knew hate could feel this good.
>There was a lot of work to be done.
>And you know what they say:
>Work makes you free.
>Your heart pounded in your ears and you looked to the sky.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

====
that's it for now. I'll continue over the next few days. I don't expect it to be a long story.

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>>30406734
>>Octavia ends up downright molesting you in a somewhat public place.
>>Witnessing ponies are shocked, and want to help you.
>>Stallions are fainting, mares are getting aggresive with her.
>>You end up intervening, saying

>"This is my fetish, we're roleplaying, now butt out and leave a mare and colt to their kinks!"

>>30407145
I remember that green, was good.

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>>30406600
are you sure about that?

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>>30406454
>tfw remembering those britbong Tavi threads

Please more anon making sexual innuendos about how much he love her stars, while in front of Luna and the royals

>>30407346
I can't tell who's talking. At all.

>>30407332
>Royal Equastrian Enumerated Entity
That somehow makes me think of anon being contained by a foundation like an SCP

>>30407344
>spoiler

Fuck me, man. You've broken my sides.

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>>30407812
>Royal Equastrian Enumerated Entity
>REEE

>>30407749
hmm, you're right anon. i'll fix it before i put it in a pastebin. for this though, chrysalis uses the first FOOLS line, and every line that calls the moleperson "rat"

>>30407847
still kinda reminded me of SCPs and makes me wonder why nobody did that yet

>>30407858
I was very confused throughout that entire scene. I could barely figure out what characters were even present or where it was happening, let alone who was speaking.

>>30407351
Uh huh. It's everyone else's fault that you failed at life. Get out of your parent's basement, faggot. Get a job. Get some exercise. Stop fucking around on /pol/; those assholes can't teach you shit about being a functioning person. Can't meet a decent girl? Bullshit. Either you're too much of a coward to actually look or you have no standards. Yeah, there are some horrible people in the world, but there are some pretty awesome ones as well. Learn to tell the difference. Don't know how to enter society at large? You're a fucking grownup. Ask for help. Psychologists, life coaches, financial advisors, ministers, social workers, friends, family, teachers, peer counselors, support groups, hobby clubs; there are literally thousands of people who could help you with your problem if only you'll put the work in. And yes, it is your problem, not society's.

Or you could just kill yourself. Either way, for fuck's sake stop whining about it. Christ, you sad little bitches are worse than fucking Chris-chan. At least that fat little sausage found his own happiness. What the hell have you accomplished?

>>30407865
well, i've fixed it already on my end. would it be shitty of me to repost that portion?

>>30407886
DO IT FAGGOT

>>30405365
>inb4 it sold not because of "the colt on colt" action but because one of the participants was a human

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>>30407895
i can't bring myself to repost that much text out of order with the rest of the story. here's a pastebin i made for part one. that scene starts at line 102
https://pastebin.com/Z8PYJ4fS

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>>30406670
>click image
>nope.jpg
>1 pitcher down
>try to close
>hit full screen instead
>2 pitchers down
>by exit 3
>reach close tab 4
>give up by this point and finish watching the 5th

>>30407954
I'm not even disgusted. It's so bizarre and so honestly impressive that I couldn't look away. If he were STRUGGLING to eat all the eggs, I'd be grossed out.

>>30407361
>Reee
Kys.

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>>30406312
Link pls

Am curious

>Anon's birthday
>His herd gives him cook books and a sexy testicle-bra

>>30406670
>when I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

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>>30405365
>Your daughter's friends tell her they found a copy of a legendary porn flick.
>It's hot Minotaur x stallion porn.
>Oh what
>Video finally makes it into daughters hooves
>She runs to her room, locks the door, and pops the video in, ready for the shlick of a lifetime.
>Oh fuck it's really...hot?
>Wait...
>Her face when it's her dad with a pair of fake horns fucking her mom who is wearing a strap on.
>Her face when she recalls how her friends said they had mind-blowing orgasms rubbing themselves off to this.

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>>30408639
THE PERFECT STORM

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>>30408639
Haha

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>>30406734
If somebody doesn't write this I'm nuking this whole godforsaken board. Ever since someone wrote that oneshit way back of depressed Octavia, healing the soul of a depressed alcoholic music horse has been my one true fetish. It must happen.

>>30408682
But it's shit.

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>>30408687
Those are 'drunk in the parking lot at 2 in the afternoon with our shirts off' words, my negro.

fite me

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>>30408607
>Not "Daughteru realizes what a virile specimen her dad is and begins pursuing him."

>>30408903
There hasn't been a lot of incest RGRE stories. I can't think of any actually.

>>30408903
I love her expression.

>"Just put up with it, Lyra. It could be worse; he could be making you sleep on the couch."

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>>30408682
Now now anon, there is no need for any rash decisions. I'm sure somebody will pick the idea up. Totally.

>>30407332
>>She and her daughter
>my waifus daughter

>>30408490
>Sammiches for Silly Little Colts

>It's Dark in Here: How to Find Your Way Back Into the Kitchen in Any Situation

>>30408964
AnalPlug did a couple. I think Frosty did as well.

>>30409330
pretty sure he didn't sire dinky

>>30409539
thats the joke

>>30408964
>Pony herds are extremely close. So close that the average human would be weirded out. That makes things like incest not frowned upon so long as foals aren't produced.
>Some places even encourage it, saying that losing your virginity should be in a safe environment with someone close to you.
>A herd will often sleep in one large bed, foals included. Extended family are invited in if they're visiting.
>There's no shame between a herd, so intimacy with others around is acceptable. In fact, most colts and fillies don't need "The Talk" to go in depth since they learn most everything from watching their parents. Such a thing is perfectly normal, and most young ponies eventually lose interest in watching their parents. A separate bedroom is often used for something more hardcore than usual.
>For a pony coming into puberty, it often falls to an older sibling or parent to help and guide them through the confusing time. Be that help a simple talk or something more physical depends.
>Everypony knows all this, but it's not a topic for polite conversation outside the herd.
>There are countless other things that make up the simple, but still confusing family units in Equestria.
>Too bad no one bothered to mention any of that to you when you started a family.

>>30409542
>>Some places even encourage it, saying that losing your virginity should be in a safe environment with someone close to you.
eugh
EUGH

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>>30409559
Its not wrong, i think our own aversion to it stems from the reduced genetic diversity in any offspring, making them more vulnerable to infections or random mutations after a few generations of inbreeding.
If that's not a thing in magic horse land, the aversion wouldnt develop for them to the same extent.

>>30409542
Who are you quoting?

>>30409632
Summer pls.

>>30409559
Horses can inbreed for many generations before any defects start cropping up, In fact it helps to fix many characteristics in a breed

>>30409653
>horses...
How is this relevant?

>>30409672
ponies are horses aren't they?

>>30409542
Your handler from NAMBLA called, they need you to work an extra shift on Saturday.

>>30409691
Are you talking about the FIM kind?

>>30409469
The second one sounds really useful even if you're just planning on raiding the fridge.

>>30409542
>Your daughters go out as adults.
>They're beyond disappointed with each relationship they try because you accidentally set their expectations, both sexual and emotional, in males so high.
>They come together and cook up a scheme.
>They need a portal to earth, dad's home world.

>>30409542
So how frowned upon is it if I DO make foals with my daughters?

>>30409836
how frowned apon is it for a female to molest a adolesent male in your country?

>>30409836
I don't think anyone would be terribly thrilled. Certainly not winning father of the year with a stunt like that.

>>30409750
Or even better-
>every mare that's been with a human male realizes they're vastly superior in every respect
>stallions can't even compare, everyone prefers men
>the slightest hint of stallionhood is seen as a negative trait
>stallions lose the natural selection battle
>the Equestrian gene pool becomes progressively more human as even female pony-human hybrids pick pure humans
>ponies disappear, Equestria becomes a human world

>>30409911
>Equestria becomes a human world

Then we shall have turned heaven into hell.

>>30409909
I think the people who give out that particular award (the daughters in question) might disagree.

>>30409907
So not at all, got it.

>>30409924
Isn't that what we do?

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>>30409911
I can dig it.

>>30409960
I like the idea of a satyr's offspring leaning heavily towards full blooded foals.

That way ponies never disappear.

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>>30409542
>"Honey, I need your help with our daughter's education."
"Sure thing. What's up?"
>"She's the only filly in class that doesn't know how to give a blowjob."
"And that's how it's going to stay until she gets her buttprint if I have anything to say about it."
>Waifu tears up
>"But don't you want our daughter to learn?"

>>30409750
>Once children leave home as adults to start/join herds of their own, it's no longer appropriate to have a sexual relationship with parents or siblings.
>Young mares fathered by humans leaving home find themselves miserable quickly.
>After a life of having the itch between their legs scratched at Dad's convenience, suddenly going without is an unpleasant test of resolve.
>Do they shamefully go back home, or do they tough it out?

>>30409997
I mean, if they're not breeding with a human, yeah.
Satyr girls almost always go for human men, while satyr boys almost always go for native girls. The later of which generally produces mostly normal-ish offspring.
Should allow the population to stay fairly sustainable.

>>30410029
I doubt it'd even go that far.
After a life of growing up with a regular guy who's not whiny, delicate, and is a bit frugal and doesn't throw money away on shiny trash, I doubt most of them could handle the average stallions WHIMSY long enough to even bother bedding them.

They would have developed strong opinions and judge potential mates on how a guy SHOULD be, and not how they are.

>>30410085
the rest of equestria would mock them for their high standards and tell them they're going to die alone.

>>30409911
Eqg confirmed

>>30409911
Until they get the BBC and never go with white again

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>>30410136
What have done?!

>>30410025
>not wanting to give your daughter the education she needs and pound that sweet satyr pussy as part of the curriculum when she's still young and pliant
Casual.

>>30410029
>t's no longer appropriate to have a sexual relationship with parents or siblings
>After a life of having the itch between their legs scratched at Dad's convenience
This isn't the fucking Incestuous thread.

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>>30410147
Always one of you motherfuckers

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>>30410166
>Satyr
>implying

>>30410101
Little do they realize that satyrs are attractive to much sought after men, even if only because their faces appeal more readily to the human mind.
While the mockery makes those mares personalities look ever less appealing to those men.

>>30410179
Hi thred polis!

>>30410210
Oh, right, it's Rarity. My bad for assuming the waifu's faithfulness.

>>30410085
>Be a mare with humandad.
>Leaving a home with multiple loving mothers who likely nurished you with their own bodies, and one of which brought you into the world.
>A home with lively siblings who were your first friends.
>A home with a cornerstone father who gave you life, provides for all your needs, and loves you unconditionally.
>You're leaving that warm and stable life for one where you'll likely be alone for quite some as you try to get the same thing your mom has.
>And now that you left, you don't go back without a mark of shame.
Agreed shitty deal m8 even discounting all the sex with people/ponies who love you

>>30410239
>And now that you left, you don't go back without a mark of shame.
Make sure she understands you'd never think less of her if she wanted to come home.
If you daded right, she'll know you mean what you say.

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>>30410239
>mfw this is literally the reality of growing up but with pony flavor

>>30409721
Under appreciated kek

>>30410287
>He had a stable relationship with his family to grow up from.
>Life hasnt been a cascading series of disappointment from day 1.
Fucking normie.

>>30409924
[gasp] EQG wasn't a parallel world, but the far-flung future of Equestria where the cast are actually their mutated, hybrid descendants.

Rainbow Dash is actually Rainbow Dash the Fortieth.

Well that escalated quickly

>>30410179
Hey you got incest in my RGRE
Well you got RGRE in my incest
Two great things that go great together!

>>30409724
>>30409672
Are you being retarded on purpose?

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>"Get those asses moving you bunch of sissies! Go, go, go, go! MOVE IT!"
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>The one with teats on your chest
>And hands
>You know...
>For as long as you could remember, you and gym class had never been on the best of terms
>You didn't very much care for all of the running and hoop-balling and kicky-clopping the touchdowns that you had to do while in class
>You much preferred to not run or do anything physical if you could help it
>Since, you know, you were a nerd and all, and training the mind was far more important that being able to kick the ball for a home run or have a six pack
>But today, your once unshakable thoughts on the matters of gym class were beginning to morph
>"Pick those feet up! Nameless, I swear to god if you keep using that inhaler I'm shoving it up your ass! If you ran a little faster you wouldn't need to worry about breathing now, would cha? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THOSE FEET?!"
>Today, Ms. Spitfire had decided to bring all of you out onto the track in the back of the school
>Usually, this would mean forty-five minutes of burning lungs and sweating more water than your body should have in it, but today was refreshingly different
>You didn't have to run, or play soccer, or do any push ups
>In fact, since you had gotten here, you hadn't even done anything remotely considered a physical activity
>You, along with most of the class and Ms. Spitfire herself, were sitting on the fence, watching as about thirty guys jogged around the track
>Thirty sweaty, SHIRTLESS guys
>Some of them tall and lanky, some of them short and thicc, but all of them glistening in the sun in a way that made a girl's knees weak
>And it was, pardon your french, fucking AWESOME
>"Come on boys! Ten more laps to go!" one of the bigger, more muscular guys said, power walking behind a group of panting, exhausted looking men as they struggled forward. "Pick it up, pick it up! If you go any slower I'm gonna start kicking asses!"

>>30410544
>barbieshit
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>30408964
I think there have been a few with celestia, luna, and anon.
Too lazy to confirm or track any down though.

>>30410541
Are horses just big ponies who're being retarded on purpose?

>>30409539
Not her real father? Then it's not really incest. Checkmate, judiciary.

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>>30409581
Mares/fillies would probably still be berated for it though.
>"Little wimp. I bet you lost your virginity to daddy, didn't you? Can't even attract a colt so you have to rely on your daddy and mommies. You'll be living in your herd's basement for the rest of your life!"

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>>30410544
>You, being a gentlewoman, tried your hardest not to ogle the men
>Your fellow classmates, however, weren't quite so noble
>"Give those buns a little shake, sweetie," Cloudchaser called
>"Why don't you get out of those gym shorts? Give us a real show?" Gilda said, cupping her hands to her mouth so that her voice carried across the entire track
>"P-Please come over here and sit on my face!" Derpy yelled, dabbing her forehead with a handkerchief
>The guys, those that could breath anyway, laughed and flirted with everyone that called out to them
>They also didn't seem too bothered by all of the girls recording them on their phones
>"Girl... I'm gonna bruise my clam slicking off to this later," someone to your left said
>You lifted your gaze from the ground to watch a magnificent specimen run past you as he poured a bottle of water over his head
>W-wew...
>From behind you, you could hear an angry huff
>"Ms.Spitfire! Will you tell these PIGS to stop eye raping those poor guys?"
>Looking over your shoulder--nearly falling off the fence in the process--you saw Flash and a few of the other guys in your class not looking all that happy
>"Fuck off, Flash. We're not doing anything," Rainbow said, taking a few quick snapshots of a guy that ran past her
>"Those men out there are trying to work out and you're all looking at them like they're pieces of MEAT!" Flash cried, his voice shrill and unpleasant.
>"We can take our shirts off too if it';ll make you feel any better," Cloudchaser offered, lifting the front of her shirt a bit to reveal her flat, toned belly. "Will that make you feel any better?"
>This caused many of the girls to watch and Flash's face to contort in rage
>A couple of the guys out on the track, overhearing the girl, stopped and looked at you all with wide eyes and excited expressions

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>>30410657
>"My daddy's more marely than all your mothers put together. I'm PROUD to be one of his mares."

>>30410722
Is this going to end with Bulk punching out Flash again? Because I hope that becomes a reoccurring gag in these RGREqG posts of yours.

>>30410201
HOW CAN A WHITE MAN EVEN COMPETE!?!?!?!??!!

>>30410657
>Really, the bully mare is half genuinely making fun of daughteru, half bitter that her own father didn't want to step up and help her through puberty.
>The bully is tragically still a virgin, and is just setting herself up a fall when others find out

>>30410797
With a job and lack of STDs/criminal record?

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>>30410147
All scientific evidence points toward black penises being approximately the same as white penises.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17191423?dopt=AbstractPlus

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>>30410219
I don't think he is the thread police, he also lurks /irt/ and is throwing a tantrum there too

>>30410806
>The secret behind DT's bitchiness revealed

>>30405068
>Twilight will never shittalk you on mic
Fuck I'm not even into verbal abuse but there's no way I wouldn't pop a hardon. Twiggles' voice was fucking made for femdom, that velvety purr she gets sometimes

>>30410797
staying around after she's pregnant and not committing domestic violence upon the mother and children?

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>>30410722
>"Hey! What did I tell you about stopping!" the big, muscular guy said, kicking one of the guys on the butt. "Don't pay attention to them! Pay attention to PICKING THOSE FUCKING FEET UP NAMELESS!"
>A few more well placed kicks had the other guys running
>"Yeah! Do that!"
>"Clothes are overrated!"
>"Lets see them tits!"
>"GET MOVING!"
>Once again, the girls on the fence started laughing their asses off
>Even you couldn't help but chuckle
>Flash, meanwhile, gritted his teeth
>"Ms. Spitfire! DO. SOMETHING!"
>Ms. Spitfire, who was sitting next to Rainbow with her sunglasses partially hanging from her nose as she watched the guys run, slowly shook her head
>"No can do, Mr. Sentry," she said, blowing a kiss at a guy that winked at her. "Those men out there aren't students, so I have no jurisdiction over them."
>"Then why don't you call security or something? Get them out of here?" Flash demanded
>The gym teacher shrugged
>"Well... it'll take about ten minutes for me to get down there and find the security guard, and by that time they might be gone."
>"Why don't you call them or something?!"
>Ms. Spitfire looked over her shoulder at him
>"Mr. Sentry, I make sure not to have a cellphone on me during class, not that I'd be able to fit one in these shorts," she said, tugging at her pants
>A few guys running past whistled at the sight, which seemed to make Flash even madder
>"When class is over I'm going RIGHT to the principal's office to report EVERYONE here," he swore, pointing a shaking finger at all of you. "Principal Celestia will--"
>"Wooooo!"
>You all watched as a giant of a man weaved around a group of guys, running at full speed
>Sitting on his shoulders, whooping and hollering, was a very happy, yet frazzled, Principal Celestia
>You watched as Flash's jaw dropped
>"I, um..."
>Looking back at him, Cloudchaser chuckled
>"You know this is why Sunset doesn't want anything to do with you anymore, right?" she asked.

>>30410883
>Sitting on his shoulders, whooping and hollering, was a very happy, yet frazzled, Principal Celestia

I love this, every time.

>>30410909
Like a majestic steed. How ironic that an alternate universe horse princess now rides a human.

>>30410764
This, its fucking hilarious. Maybe he would get a concussion in just the right spot and he wouldn't be such a dick anymore.

>>3041094
>How ironic that an alternate universe horse princess now rides a human.
In more ways than one, I imagine
;D

>>30409960
I love two of the changeling satyrs. "Mistake" and "Misery". Fucking kek.

>>30410883
>"You know this is why Sunset doesn't want anything to do with you anymore, right?" she asked.
OOOOOOH SHIT, SOMEONE CALM AN AMBULANCE, BECAUSE THIS NIGGA GOT THIRD DEGREE BURNS!

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>>30410970
Yeah. Mistake, at least, named herself.
Just picked the word out of the dictionary or something.
Cheeselegs is not the best of mothers.

>>30410982
call*

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>>30410944
Well, he'll be riding her later in the day, so it all works out.

>>30409960
wow even discord got pregnant as it seems

>>30411020
I don't think pregnant is the right word...so much as he might have just split a chunk of himself off.

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>>30411020
Some came from a fem.
But Discord could have been, well, either the mother or father.

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>>30410883
>Flash bristled
>"Hey! Screw YOU!" he spat. "And if principal Celestia won't do anything then Ms. Luna wi--"
>"I wouldn't be too sure about that, Mr. Sentry."
>You all looked to your left you saw Ms. Luna holding a professional grade camcorder
>Behind her were two girls from the photography club holding recording equipment
>"You see, there's been a new... law that prohibits us from kicking men off school property."
>Flash opened his mouth to say something, but paused
>"...Really?"
>"Yes, really," Ms. Luna replied, following a cute, smol guy running past her.
>Flash crossed his arms
>"And what's the new "law" called?"
>"The Internship Act of Illegal Aliens from Beyond the Stars," the vice-principal said without skipping a beat. "Now if you'd please be quiet Mr. Sentry I have filming to do."
>Flash's eyes widened and he gritted his teeth
>You flinched, resisting the urge to cover your ears
>Oh here we go...
>"I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL!" Flash screamed with a stomp of a hoof. "I HATE IT AND EVERYONE OF YOU PIG-HEADED, MAN DEGRADING CUNTS! IF I HAD MY WAY--"
>"Shut up you big fucking baby. No one wants to hear your belly aching, especially me."
>You watched as Unknown, who looked very tired and had a small notebook tucked under an arm, push past Flash and toward all of you
>Flash stumbled, but caught himself before he fell over
>His head whipped over toward Unknow, and you watched as he turned into the devil himself
>"Hey. HEY! What's your problem, prick?" he shrieked
>"I'm tired, I have to babysit a lot of jackasses, and I have a whiney little bitch screaming at me," Unknow said, stopping a few feet from the fence so that he could look through his pockets. "I could also go for some chocolate, if you care."
>Flash's hands balled up into fist, and he marched over toward Unknown with death in his eyes
>"I don't think you're know who you're dealing with, but I'm not going to take this from some fat, ugly little shank with an attitude pro--"

>>30410835
>Play Twi's healslut in Ponywatch or some other class shooter.
>Her name ingame is just "Sparky" and yours is "Sparky's bf"
>Between Twi's shit talk, autistic skill, and your constant heals and decent game sense, you and her steamroll entire teams.
>The butthurt only builds when you open your mic and loudly make out with the giddy pony you love to play with so much.
>Flustering her midgame in the chat is fun too. Who knew that saying "Sparky's got a cunt that can crush an aluminum bat. It makes me nut with the force of a fire hose." In voice chat would halt the entire game and make Twi faint at her keyboard?

>>30411001
If I remember correctly, Anon named them this way, said to pick a word out of dictionary and rolled with it.
Chrissy banged him, lied few dozens of eggs in his room when he was sleeping and disappeared into the night.
After satyrlings grew up a bit they abducted a bus and went on country trip to find their mom, leaving clueless Anon behind.
I really should finish it someday.

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>>30411101
>reporting things you don't like.
This a new level of autism.

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>>30411101
>Announcing a report

>>30411080
PLANE SATYRS WHEN

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>>30411118
Anon really should have told them to maybe pick a different word.
But I sort of understand why he might not have been able to be assed.

Would being able to...at least not kill yourself when you have a hundred kids be seen as a good trait in husbando material? Or bad?

>>30411080
>talking shit about plane ponies
THAT'S IT
RGR AIRPORT EDITION

>"Here, Anon, let me help you with those suitcases!"
"Don't worry, Rarity Air, I can handle it."
>"Yo, colt! Wanna go on a romantic flight or something?"
"Thanks, Rainbow Jet, but I'm pretty busy today."
>"Stupid stallions... All I want is someplane to suck my turbines dry. Is that so much to ask?"

>"Hey, git over here, ya fool colt!"
"Is something wrong, Applecopter?"
>"Yer darn tootin'! Colts should let mares help 'em! C'mon, Ah've got a cargo winch! Ah can carry them suitcases easy!"

>>30411073
Flash, don't do it, don't do it man. Your gonna lose.

>>30411073
>Flash screamed with a stomp of a hoof.

Is pony sentry stuck in humanland?

>>30411182
Even worse. He's anthro

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>>30411073
>Cocking a fist back , Flash placed another hand on Unknown's shoulder
>He was about spun him around when, sighing, Unknown slammed an elbow right into Flash's forehead
>"Urk!"
>Some of the girls let out a cheer as Flash went down like a sack of potatoes
>Not you though
>Nope...
>You were a gentlewoman...
>Unknown, shaking his head, looked back at the fallen man
>"You dead there, Flash?"
>He nudged the obviously unconscious man with a foot
>"What a goddamn baby. I barely even hit him," he grumbled, shaking his head as he made his way over toward you. "Hey, make room, I wanna sit down."
>You and the other girls moved so that were was a spot beside you
>Unknown jumped up and sat down without a second thought, grabbing his notebook from under his arm and opening it
>"Hey, Twi, you wouldn't happen to have a pen or something, would ya?"
>You gave yourself a quick pat down
"Um, no, I don't think so."
>Unknown's face scrunched up
>"Dammit. Does anyone got a pen of them then?"
>The other girls patten themselves down
>Ms. Spitfire was the first to come to the rescue, grabbing the pen on her clipboard
>"Here, I got one for ya," she said. "Pass this down, Dash."
>The girls passed the pen down to Unknown who, saying a quick thank you pulled the cap off the pen with his teeth and started writing
>Letting your nosy side get the better of you, you tried to see what he was writing
"So what's that, Unknown? A journal?"
>"Nope, it's used to communicate with my superiors," Unknown said matter-of-factly. "I'm giving them a report about how everything's going on this side for the whole invasion thing."
>He looked up from his notebook, his frown deepening
>"Well, I guess it's more of assimilation than invasion, but they're pretty much the same thing, right?"
>All of the girls sitting on the fence were quiet for a moment
>But then Gilda snorted, Rainbow began laughing, and Aria guffawed
>Soon everyone, yourself included started busting a gut
>Oh...
>What a silly guy...

>>30411150
Kek
*Incestuous bat plane statyrs

>>30411207
Alright, I'm done

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>>30409911
>Equestria becomes a human world

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>>30411224
Thanks for posting, LaP.

>>30411207
>"Dammit. Does anyone got a pen of them then?"
on*
>The other girls patten themselves down
pat*

>>30411325
They are trying to baitpost a guy from RGM I think, its all they ever talk about whenever someone tells them to fuck off. I see like 4 of them backing each other up whenever one of them gets called out.

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>>30411325
>incest general
>knows enough about them to make this statement

Wait a minute. You wouldn't happen to be the thread police, would you?

>>30411355
RGMfag's triggers are gay and bats. Satyrs and moths probably trigger him too but not to the same extent.

>>30411325
Because it's funny when you REEEEEE.

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>>30411381
And also Celestia doesn't belong here. And also get that EqG shit outta RGRE. And LaP wrote a story about Glimmer before, and she gets enough threads as it is so she can eat my entire asshole and fuck off. And what's Anon doing in these stories? This ain't AiE, son, this is Reversed Gender Roles in Equestria, so by design this thread is for ponies only. Only things approved by me personally are allowed!

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>yfw you'll have no choice but to accept seaponies once the movie comes out

>>30411430
I eagerly await rgre seapony stories.

>Seaponewaifu will never flop awkwardly onto the beach and gasp out a pickup line to you as she suffocates in the open air

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>>30411356
>Crossposting between threads is a capital offense, and an iron proof that you are ThatOneBoogeyman who always tells me to fuck off!

Literally how summer are you? You unironically """"called me out"""" on not posting in a single general of my choice. I know it seems impossible for you to, I don't know, conform to the expectations and feelings of a thread/board/site. But guess what, I manage. I don't post RGRE stories when I go to /moon/, and I don't write Celestia waifufaggotry stories when I'm in the incest thread. You should try this one day, instead of creating a one big headcanon from the 1/2 generals you stew in, and then shoehorn it onto everyone else.

>>30411430
Shoobedoo motherfucker!

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>>30411411
>ponies only
Degenerate, go back to >>>/mlp/

>>30411440
kek

>>30411163
>"Aw yeah, Anon, bring that boom over here and give me a top-off."
"You're literally made of metal."
>"I have soft parts where it counts, my little pilot."
"No thanks."
>"What, are you going to go hop inside Rarity-747? If I knew you were into vore, I'd have asked for a different chassis."
"She brought me here to look for a job!"
>"A stallion like you shouldn't have to work. Lemme take care of you Anon."

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>>30411163
>Applecopter

Remember when RGRE was about ponies having reversed gender roles, and not a satyr and barbie-ridden shithole?
Remember when the shitstorms were at least RGRE related and not people from other threads chasing their respective imaginary boogeymen?
I do.

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Batponies with fangs are noncanon.
Batponies screeching are noncanon.
Batponies and their obsession with "le random mangoes xDD" are noncanon.
Batponies exist, but not to the extent that the fans have taken them to special snowflake levels.
I don't like batponies.

>>30411224
Good Shit LAP!

I do 50 extra reps everyday you post.

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>>30411533
>>30411535
Atleast you fags don't have two different threads up right now

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Alright, so can we ignore the REEEEEposter now?
He's both made it obvious he's likely one person just trying to police the thread, and proven the point the such people hurt threads immeasurably more than the content that they hate.

>>30411533
>Remember when RGRE wasn't a shithole
No such thing. It's been non-stop autistic screeching since at least mid-2016.

>>30411538
>Go into thread
>See something I don't like
>Never shut the fuck up about it
>Constantly call people out for liking things I don't like
>"guys no I'm helping"
Shut up and post ponies.

>>30411533
Hey, at least the EqG stuff is RGRE enough. The shitposting done now is just different thread shit being thrown in without even trying to hide its intentions.
>>30411555
kek
>>30411554
There is more than one telling you to fuck off, take your satyrs to your own damn thread already.

>>30411554
>Post unrelated content in a thread
>Get told to fuck off
"Alright guys, let's just ignore that one guy who is angry for no reason, and keep posting unrelated content!"

The city of (You)

>>30411571
>There is more than one telling you to fuck off, take your satyrs to your own damn thread already.
Except you're over there too, telling us how terrible we are if we like thing, using the same 4th grade playground insults.
So it really doesn't matter where we go or what we do. You'll be there, screaming like a two year old who just had his binky taken.

You've wasted hours a day, almost every day, for the last 2 years of your life attacking satyrs at every possible opportunity.
What the fuck actually is your problem?
I normally just hide your posts immediately and don't give you (You)'s no matter what you do. But I really am curious what brought on this absurd fucking autistic crusade.

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>>30411546
>>30411614

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What have we learned?

>You may not write and post an RGRE story in this thread if one of the main characters is one that has a thread of their own somewhere else on this board
>You may not write and post an RGRE story in this thread if any of the content is shared by other generals
>No bats, sun, moon, satyr, discord, any of the mane six, lyra, bonbon, Sirens, or changelings allowed
>No married couples in stories allowed. Take it to /mp/
>No NEETpones in any stories here. take it to /neetpone/
>No physically-attractive anons in these stories. Take it to /pabap/.
>No pregnancies
>No deviant sex. Only missionary-position for the sole purpose of procreation allowed (but don't let it result in babbies, pregfags.)
>All of the above are fetishes fit only for /trash/, or other generals trying to kill us with bumps. we need to keep our thread pure!

I think I've covered everything. Let me

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>>30411538
>>Telling people that are derailing the thread to leave is also bad because it derails the thread
And what do you think you're doing? Has anyone ever thanked you for saving the thread? Has anybody ever said "this guy who keeps yelling has the right idea." without 3 other people telling you to shut the fuck up? POST PONIES.

>>30411631
*let me know if I missed anything.

>>30411641
No Anon being attractive to hoers.
That's for the "Anon makes mares go sploosh" thread.
And herds? Go back to the herding thread.

>>30411647
This isn't the herding thread?

>>30411533
>>30411535
Remember how much fun we all had when every other post wasn't somebody policing the thread?

>>30411661
Remember all the fun we had when someone wasn't derailing the thread? I don't.

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>Autist sees something he doesn't like
>Autist yells and screams until people pay attention to him
>Thread is now nothing but arguing
Thank you brave Anon. You've saved the thread.

>>30411692
>Derailing the thread with shit from satyr,
>Calling out the people telling you to leave makes them the bad guys
>Being one of the shitposters means you're happy anyways
kill yourself.

>>30411706
Saved the thread.

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>>30411554
>He's both made it obvious he's likely one person just trying to police the thread, and proven the point the such people hurt threads immeasurably more than the content that they hate.
Take a quick look at the RGM thread, it's literally one fucking guy making the same arguments but with a different subject.
Thinking about it, he might be the same guy who throws a fit everytime somebody mention eris in the transformation general.

>>30411656
No, there is, or at least was a distinct herding thread.
I think they wormed their way in here and forcefully merged with rgr to push their disgusting herding fetish, though.
Get the fuck out!, and take your shitty fetish with you!
"""""""""""""""""""""""""WE""""""""""""""""""""""""" don't want you here!

It's ponies! For fuck's sake, stop getting so mad about ponies! Jesus christ, you're all children.

>>30411723
>Implying it matters what other threads do.
No one gives a shit when other threads tell you fuckers to get out
>>30411727
You mixed up the order there.

>>30411728
They aren't posting ponies either, acknowledge the shitposting for what it is, or they will think its fine to continue derailing the thread.

>>30411743
>other threads tell you fuckers to get out
>other threads
You mean 'you', right? Because that's who's saying that: you, not the whole entire thread. Because it's YOU saying all this, and you clearly don't have the collective agreement of the thread behind you. Stop trying to make it seem you're the voice of the thread.

>>30411754
>things I don't like are shitposting

>>30411760
No you disingenuous fuckwit, its you fuckers bringing up RGMAnon this RGMAnon that. Just leave.
>>30411776
>Things I post in irrelevant threads are not shitposting.
ftfy

>>30411656
This is the reverse gender roles herding thread, which entails a single male with a harem of females, since it's normally the other way around.

>>30411661
Literally never happened. There's been a strict allowed/not allowed list for years now. It has caused endless shitstorms, but at least it's prevented the thread from being hijacked by outsiders.
Sometimes you have to take the lesser of two evils.

>>30411723
More autistic shitposters have existed, I suppose.

Anyway, where were we before all this?
I believe we were having fun (!), discussing the idea of Anon's kids being so used to how their father behaved that they couldn't stand what most guys in rgre were like.

>>30411639
>Celestia will never try to seduce you with her tuft
OH BOY RGRemember when we weren't shit?

>>30411816
>Anon's kids being so used to how their father behaved that they couldn't stand what most guys in rgre were like.
Well, fuck. Guess they aren't gonna herd up anytime soon.

>>30411803
>This is the reverse gender roles herding thread,
Except that it's not? This is simply the Reversed Gender Roles thread. I don't know where the fuck you got the idea that herding is a MUST here.

>>30411854
Exactly, herd fags get out and stop trying to push your disturbing fetishes on us.
We don't want your cancer here.

What qualifies a writefag being alive? Cuz half the active writefags in the Googledoc haven't posted in like 3 months.

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>>30411772
What happened to you Sweden?

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>"Baby, baby, pls put a babby in me!"
"No."
>"But I have the bat ears on and everything daddy!"
"I'm not your daddy, and go away."
>The annoying big princess horse in front of you frowns
>"Come on daddy, don't be like that," she said, her nose scrunching up. "All I want is for you to is fill my womb full of your virile cum so I can be a mommy and we can have a litter full of mutant children!"
"You're not my daughter, you're not a bat, I'm pretty sure we can't even have kids, and I'm not sticking my dick in anything right now thank you," you said, looking over at the princess before looking back down at your newspaper. "And why do you have a diaper on?"
>For several seconds, Celestia said nothing
>Then, looking you in the eye, she slowly pulled out a helmet from nowhere
>Putting it onto her head--over her crown of course; you were pretty sure that horse couldn't take that thing off-- you noticed that it said something on it
>Leaning over, you saw it said "THREAD POLICE."
"Reeeeee," the princess mumbled, puffing out like a pigeon
>...
>Jesus Christ...
"Go home, Celestia," you said. "I don't--"
>"Reeeee!"
"...Celestia, stop--"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>...
>Was she wearing a collar?
>...
>Why did it say incest slut?
>...
>Fucking ponies...

>>30411854
The thread's hive mind decides what content is popular. Deal with it.

>>30411854
Except if the writefag doesn't feel like doing a monogamous story, they do herds
>>30411868
Fuck off retard, talking shit about a cornerstone of the RGRE thread is a hell of a lot more different than telling actual cancer to leave.
>>30411881
Your not LaP

I always forget how fucking bad things get during Summer.

>>30411881
Oh god, you even made this Celestia sound dumbly adorable.
>>30411899
At least is predictable, we got what...one more month before they go back to school?

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>>30411881

>>30411899
Eh, just sit back and enjoy the shitstorm between the various autists.

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>>30411881
>mfw The tred polis is in LaP's green and mai waifu isn't.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Yo, I got some ramen noodles
Anyone want to come over and shitpost and chill?

>>30411924
>Beef
Please hang yourself or go back to /hhh/

>>30411924
Chicken flavor is better.

>>30411899
Paradoxically, it's usually the die-hard monogamous waifufags that despise herds. Maybe it's because the summer weather dislodges them from their dark holes and sets them drifting across the board.

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>>30411931
I can show you the world

>>30411924
>maruchan

>>30411951
>Mushrooms
and you failed.

>>30411924
>>30411951
>Inb4 REEEEEEing about ramen

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>>30411951
Mushroomfags get out you faggots have your own thread

>>30411996
I don't think the food critic guy cares about on purpose bad food.

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>>30411914
>"A-Ah~! Yeah, yeah! Just like that!"
>Sunset groaned, her breasts bouncing as you savagely thrust into her
>You could feel her sweet, sweet feet digging into your back
>One of her hands was in your mouth, and you were sucking on her fingers
>Sunny was also using her human-pone magic to ran a dildo into your ass because fuck you
>"Yeah, you like this human pussy don't you, you normie slut," the bacon haired girl moaned, her back arching
"I do," you moaned back, pouring ketchup and ramen all over your body. "Oh g-god I do! Fuck horsepussy!"
>Your waifu, who was also a dude, was quietly jerking off in the corner
>Her--since she was a transvestite-- brother was also next to her, his dick in her mouth
>"Yeah! You cuck this slut, Anon!" the brother said. "Cuck her real hard!"
>Your waifu, released her brother's cock with a wet pop
>"Y-Yeah! Cuck me like the worthless, small-dicked, free-ranged little colt I am!"
"Will do, slut!" you screamed, spraying ketchup everywhere as a group of batponies EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKed in the distance. "Will do!"

kek
>>>/trash/10160148
what a fucking tool

>>30411899
>Implying summer ever ends in RGRE

>Legend has it that if a human says "horse pussy" three times in a mirror, one of the Princesses will pull him through and have their way with him.
>Every time he tries it, however, he always gets Purple Smart or Love Butt.

>>30412061
You know, the best part is that complainAnon is probably fuming right know, knowing that he can't reply with an autistic tantrum when the bait is so obvious.

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>>30411899

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Yee

>>30412138
It's all over, now.

>>30412061
You're the best LaP. Please never stop writing.

>>30412150
>When that one autist who talks in the third person won't shut her mouth about peanut butter crackers and the giggling blue idiot in the back won't stop egging her on
This is why Harshwhinny drinks.

>something something grumpy mare
>something something give her life new meaning
>something something rgre

>>30412161
I feel like a violated rape victim.

>"Shh... shh.... baby, it's over now. It's over... Shhh... I know it hurts. It's okay to cry."

> Be Violet Anderson De Lis
> Mom warned you that living on your own would be hard
> And you sorta expected it, your parents are pretty great, and you dearly love your brothers and sisters
> So obviously, nopony is going to tuck you in at night and pet your hair
> You were braced for that
> But your apartment is quiet
> So quiet
> You hope somepony answers your ad for a roommate, but who knows when that will be
> With a sigh, you get to your hooves and put on your coat and gloves
> You lock the door behind you, and stride off into the twilight streets of Palomino

> The ponies are getting used to the second generation, but you still garner a fair few stares
> As you walk, a group of zebra mares stop what they are doing and watch you warily
> You nod to them, and they immediately nod back
> Once you pass by, they break back into conversation, slapping each other on the withers
> It seems satyrs like you have something of a reputation for violence
> It's not entirely unearned, not when your dad taught you some human-style martial arts
> You pat your coat pocket, reasurred by the weight of the sand stored inside

>>30412184
> You finally arrive at the city park, and sit on a bench
> The sound of teens galloping, parents murmuring, and of foals shrieking calms you
> You breath fog into the autumn air, ignoring the way the few stallions give you a wide berth, even with their marefriends
> Celestia, you miss home
> Where everyone knew your name, and dad always listened, and...
> In spite of yourself, you feel a tear drip down your cheek
> The ponies around you start whispering
> The bench creaks as somepony sits beside you and wraps an arm around your shoulders
> "Hey, are you alright?"
> You blink away the tears in your eyes and look at the person beside you
> It's another satyr!
> He doesn't even look like one of your brothers!
> You blush, wiping at your face
"I-I'm fine, just a little homesick, you know?"
> He smiles at you, giving your shoulder a squeeze, just like dad did
> "Oh yes, that was my entire first month. Of course, the mares are a bit nicer to me, but it's nothing like how family is."
> You find yourself leaning towards him
"Right! Like, why does hay have to be in everything?"
> He nods, eyes closed
> "Preach it, sister. Don't get me started on flowers."
> You nervously smooth back your hair
"Funny you should say that, since my name is Violet."
> He raises his eyebrows
> "Really?"
"Really. Voilet Anderson De Lis, at your service."

>>30412061
You know, when your bait is this obvious, I don't even know who your going for here.

>>30412191
> He smiles
> "That's a pretty name. I'm Doc Brown Scratch. You come here often?"
> You find yourself instinctively snuggling up against him, an island of warmth and comfort
"Every night. It's so... lively."
> He hums in agreement, leaning his head on top of yours
> "I think I'll join you in that, if you don't mind. You found a good place."
> Feeling incredibly forward, you reach out and grab his hand, intertwining your fingers
"I'd like that, Doc."
> You thought Dad was joking about how lewd handholding is, but Celestia banish it, the tent in Doc's pants tells you dad was right all along
> You can hear his heart beating a mile a minute
> It's kind of amazing producing this kind of reaction in a stallion
> "Violet, why don't we go back to my apartment for some, ah, coffee."
> You grin
> Maybe you won't need a roommate after all

>>30412174
Best way to maledom your wives?
Reverse marital rape. Early and often.
Males can't rape, and no mare would report it even if they could. She'd have to be weak, and she probably enticed him.

Best way to normalize your kids to men being sexually dominant?
Let them watch you do this.