711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Legends of Magic #3 still storytimed here!
>>30252902
"The Elements of Harmony Vol. II" still here!
>>30244810
How'd you like the episode? Were you as excited as Pinkie Pie to see Yakyakistan?
Is snow like that a common problem? Why can't yaks ask for help?
>>30327066
Previous thread.
Tails of Equestria rulebook here!
>>30231600
"Equestria Girls: Magic, Magic Everywhere!" here!
>>30244235
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
>filly
>filly
>>30332365
extra PANKK
>>30332365
look at that very pink horse
she is extra pink
Wew, I can post the full Waifu Wars post now.
Quarterfinals: Octavia vs Maud Pie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5FjEemyGg4Octavia defeats Maud in 11:10 after a punch in the jaw.
Quarterfinals - Princess Celestia vs Trixie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v95RuXwdWacPrincess Celestia defeats Trixie in 10:24 with a Jumping Tombstone.
Quarterfinals - Treehugger vs Spitfire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdP48350dBATreehugger defeats Spitfire in 8:02 via KO with Five Star Frog Splash.
Quarterfinals - Lyra Heartstrings vs Princess Cadence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYVV6uEDOYgPrincess Cadence defeats Lyra Heartstrings in 14:24 via rollup.
Semifinals #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4QKmnpawKoPrincess Celestia defeats Octavia in 6:58 via Countout.
Semifinals #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0LUSdE1roATreehugger defeats Princess Cadence in 8:27 via Northern Lights Suplex.
3rd Place: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWmqaxnquOIPrincess Cadence defeats Octavia in 12:45 via Diving Elbow Drop.
Finals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESt40EQw1oMTreehugger defeats Princess Celestia in 16:01 with Northern Lights Suplex.
Boss Match Winner vs Chrysalis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FKDVQlAPtkChrysalis defeats Treehugger in 8:52 via STO Slam.
Extra Match - Exploding Deathmatch: John Cena, Stardust, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan vs Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC8-At5P_PMThe match reached a draw due to the ring exploding at 15:00 and knocking out everyone.
>butt
>>30332402
That was a blast for final rounds.I yelled when Treehugger fucking destroyed Spitfire
>>30332396
The best thing about background fillies is no one notices when they go missing.
>>30332412
Yeah, I was hype also.
Hard not to for me.
Oh, yeah, other ideas for future that I posted in other places so why not here:
1. Allowing 'Waifu Coaches' to come in and change the AI of their Waifu. Then again, the FPR system is quite... unique in it's AI, so you'd have to know the game or read some sort of FAQ to run it.
2. Add more Waifus by 2018, at least have Fetus League Going on.
3. Possible time switch for convenience, maybe running two days a week.
4. Betting/Prediction system.
>>30332418
Alright, alright, alright.
Don't Boop
$350 Fine
>>30332425
Hmm, does sound tricky, but I'm up for hype.
>>30332418
Be sure to send us a letter from PONY JAIL
>>30332455
on the first day of pony jail they turn you into a pony, right?
>>30332434
Yeah, I mean if push comes to shove on the waifu coach thing, there's three pretty big important AI values to look at so I might just allow the coaches to tweak those.
>>30332463
No you get put in the special freak stall for not ponies
filly is gonna eat garlic and broccoli with a potato starch smoothie for gut flora benefits!
and also for farting
>>30332455
Worth it, filled the filly.
>>30332475
flyingsaucer knows all about that stall as he has spent most of his time in it
ATLEAST WE'RE NOT DETROT!
>>30332488
I am sorry anon but I have never been to pony jail as I am a good pony unlike yourself
>>30332426
I can't believe we had two (2) NEET episodes
>>30332493
on your first day of pony Detrot they turn you into a pony, right?
>>30332395
fill the filly
>>30332494
>Stalks the stallions.
>Good pony.
>>30332501
so pretty!
>>30332483
Please don't dick Dinky.
>>30332532
I will dick all the fillies when I want to
wahaha!
>>30332555
>Hello!
>>30332555
Ponko did it better
>>30332532
If she doesn't want to be dicked, she shouldn't be so dickable.
>>30332581
She's dickable just not dickwilling
Fillies were made for cuddles and kisses only.
>>30332567
It's true, Pank does everything better.
>>30332593
some fillies were made with dicks though
For me, it's Woona and Celestia. The cutest fillies.
>>30332593
If that's all they're for, then why do they have tight little fillybits?
>>30332606
They're tight because you're not supposed to get inside them yet.
>>30332599
some fillies are made entirely out of dicks
>>30332621
I don't think that's accurate
>>30332603
>tfw no cute filly princess
Flurry doesn't count since she's still a baby.
>>30332603
Cutest filles and best ponies.
>>30332603
The cutest.
Hey dorks how's it dorkin'?
>>30332659
Dorkin' big
Dorkin' pretty
>>30332672
>people wanting to fuck fillies
>Gemdork
well this thread's gotten off to a terrible start
>>30332659
dorkin' cool, you?
>>30332681
That's a weird way to spell wonderful.
>>30332681
cant these two faggots jerk each other off in discord or something over their obsession with the fuck ugliest of ponies
>>30332687
Good enough.
Eat your friends
Pony has the power.
woof woof
>>30332733
>>30332726
The power to succeed?
>>30332737
Was she actually smaller in her first appearance or did she really get bigger?
>>30332659
Draw more dorks fagget.
>>30332747
She was slightly bigger than Pip, yes. She also spoke faster (and was voiced by Tara instead of Tabitha) and liked to buzz around instead of walking.
>>30332726
Ponies boop power is weak.
WEAK
>>30332763
I see by how skinny her hooves were. Did we ever get confirmation that the CMC are bigger than they were in the early seasons?
This motherfucker tunnels up and eats your waifu. What do you do?
>>30332832
Z-target boomerang.
Pony has transcended the need for limbs.
>>30332832
what the buck
>>30332832
let it take me
looks fun
>>30332832
make it sick
>>30332860
may I brush her mane
Whats the most disturbing monster the show has introduced?
>>30333013
Starlight Glimmer
>>30333013
>>30333018
>>30333013
Winged Twilight
>>30333013
Us.
>>30332400
>>30332399
What the fuck is this Equestria Daily tier cancer? Get the fuck out of here, especially you >>30332400, filthy namefag.
>>30333062
(You) contributed so much to this general
How can we ever thank (You)
>>30333067
Daapi is for breeding.
filly is trolling on the global chats again
>>30333077
I want to make her feelloved
>>30333062
My sides right now, dawg
>>30333032
I love how Twilight got bigger when she became an alicorn.
I want to boop the pony until her booper is broken.
>>30333149
please do not injure the ponies
Define filly.
>>30333103
She also became uglier and dumber.
>>30333062
Lel
>>30333164
>TAW
>>30333155
THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW!
I mean are they for feeling or filling?
>>30333164
I'm going to boop her through the back door.
>>30333155
A small version of a small technicolor horse that is for breeding.
>>30333164
>>30333179
Look at that efficient compactness. She used to be such a cute little purple.
>>30333208
She's still cute on the inside
>>30332372
>He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along
Why the fuck would Spike think this? This is going to be a "Spike is retarded" episode and I already hate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYOA4-xNaA
hello
>>30333256
>Lagwagon
Well now that's a name I haven't heard of in fifteen years
>>30333304
Gaaaay.
>>30333296
Nothing, enjoying having a nose, I guess.
Twily's doing the thing again
>>30333312
You know you love it.
>>30333304
>>30333304
>Minuette breaks up with Berry for her alcoholism
>She rebounds with another blue mare
Oh Berry, this is even less healthy than your alcoholism.
>>30333323
Oh, ok
Let me do my thing then
>>30333324
What is it about Berry that turns mares gay?
Do mares just have a predisposition for lesbian romances because of their gender ratio?
Is it because she gets so excited by good juice and booze in public that other mares start to take notice her physical arousal and get turned on themselves in response?
>>30333164
Twilight was dumb as hell back in S1 and 2
>Oh no I'm too dumb to ask my teacher for more tickets but at least I mastered teleportation
>>30333357
Yes
>>30333377
High int low wis pone
Hey, yo, here's the tournament highlight video I said I was going to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GZZC1kdhRU
>>30333425
anon please don't post this sort of thing
>>30333377
She was dumb af but we all still love her
>>30333397
>>30333397
Oh, Berry. So smooth when she's drunk.
>>30333434
I didn't care for her until she became an alicorn
Commissions from rediv's fianceare availableinkbunny net/submissionview.php?id=1377920
>>30333472
moondiaper, smelly, crying, etc
>>30333428
thanks man
>>30333492
so majestic
>>30333077
>>30333602
Breeding?
>>30333472Not a fan of his style
>>30333615
Haha, what the fuck
>>30333615
>That DT.
>>30333623
it's a whole fucking fanfiction thing: http://dlazerous.deviantart.com/art/Luna-the-Matchmaker-Chap-1-263655079
>>30333615
oh my
>>30333434
young, dumb, and full ofyou know what
>>30333655purple?
>>30333655
sugar?
>>30333655
pie?
>>30333664
Filly needs something to keep her attention. Like a filly of her own.
>>30333679
I think we could save some money by getting the filly a mirror instead
>>30333659
>>30333662
>>30333669
The correct answer wasautism
>>30333679
fillies can't own fillies. You'd cause a recursive fiilly ownership.
>>30333684
>only dumb ponies shit in this box
>>30333685
but Diamond Tiara owns Silver Spoon AND a smaller Diamond Tiara
explain that
>>30333690
Anon one is stable, albeit barely.
If you spread it, all the fractals are going to collapse.
>>30333684
no I'm pretty sure it's purple
>>30333685
Filly can if the other filly isher daughter.
>>30333710
YOUR PURPLE FRIEND REALLY KNOWS HOW TO BELT OUT THOSE TUNES!
>>30333689
Would you prefer she shit in a bag, instead?
>>30333720
depends
can I huff from that bag
Good morning mlpg.
>>30333731
hello
but also goodbye because I am going to sleep
>>30333735
>>30333740
shi-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra~
I did not expect Forever Filly to hit me like this.
Things progress, people change, it can never be like it was. I miss squeakybelle.
>>30333743
I've masturbated THREE times.
>>30333731
is she reading him a good morning story?
>>30333769
Like, all day, or within the past hour.
Pet the pony through the pain.
Just pet her.
>>30333798
not even slipping in a finger?
Filly is your average first year high school student half demon demon hunting escort club president who loves her big brother.
>>30333811
>high school
Not a filly anymore.
>>30333815
Filly is 300 years old.
>>30333593
how can one pegasus be so aweinspiring
>>30333811
Oh no, she burnt her toast
>>30333710
GET THE FUCK INTO FATHER'S DAY CELEBRATIONS
>>30332365
The only thing saving this episode was Pink pony. Jaks, as always were bunch of retards. It also could have been done in 10 minutes.
>>30333179
She's a big mare.
Is Australia still getting 2 new episodes this week?
>>30333822
>Pegasus
I don't see any wings.
>>30333843
But can you handle her size?
>>30333731
Hi uncle g
>>30333882
Guys, I just realized ponies are naked all the time! You can see their naughty bits always!
>>30333882
Pony currency is now headpats.
The headpat market has crashed.
would you eat her?
>>30333913
out?
>>30333940
Dash... why... it's 10 till 3AM for me...
Best
Canon
Lesbians
>>30333940
Dash would be a shitty roommate but cute as heck
>>30333946
They're cute as fuck together as best friends but that's all they are in canon. Go ahead and headcanon it but that's not what they are in reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLPiUs5yiQ
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>30333983
Ya know, people used to say that about Lyra and Bonbon...
Maud's making bedroom eyes at you again.
Bedroom is making Maud eyes at you again.
The bedroom in Maud's new place looks really nice. Imagine falling asleep with that waterfall and all those gems.
>>30334051
I didnt mind how blatant of a playset it was
>>30334051
It's basically an open-air almost outdoors setup. How does she know no one will somehow wander in through another tunnel and catch her sleeping?
>>30334078
Given that she was sleeping in a tent in Ghastly Gorge, I don't think she cares.
>>30332598
> that ponut cake hole
holy fuck
>>30333333Are you happy about staying here forever? Cause I sure am.
>>30334117
I want to get off the ride
Mom wants you to have a great Father's Day.
Whenever someone posts filly says I imagine one Anon just standing behind a filly trying to throw his voice to embarrass her.
>>30334117
May the thousand year pony reich begin October 6th! The unsuspecting masses will be exposed to the glory of pony on that day and all shall fall to pony.This is my home.
I don't want to live without pony. Even if that requires me killing myself before it ends.
Princess Twilight Sparkle will be my bride.
>>30334018
that's the same head movement my cat makes when he's about to barf on the carpet
Pony doesn't want to pony anymore.
>>30334215
Pony can human then.
>>30334227
Pony can into the human?
>>30334238
That horsegirl should be pone again
>>30334238
What do Sunnybun's kisses taste like?
>>30334248
what if
she was both?
>>30334227
Huming can be fun. Can we do that for a bit?
Just... slightly less pedo.
>>30334287vagina
>>30334290
>slightly less pedo.
You're a funny guy.
>>30334294
At least try to walk the line a bit with me.
>>30334215
it's time for her pony injection then
>>30334290
Oh, great. It's ugly abominations posting hour.
>>30334303
Oh. That's good too.
It's nice to see a hot AJ posted here without thunder thighs.
>>30334299
I suppose I could.
>>30334304
alright!
>>30334316
Less clothes? Less clothes.
An old favorite.
>>30334304
Oh boy!
>>30334349
Fuck you she has a heart of gold
>>30334346
I like this.
This is comfy.
I want to hang out with this human Derpy.
There's something Derpy's bright yellow and cold gray color scheme that draws me in.
>>30332372
>>30332380
>>30334304
Here's one, the ugliest pony of Ponyville.
>>30334379
>>30334379
I don't get the "derpy is a very ugly pony" meme.
She's a pegasus. Her color scheme is great. Her eyes match her mane. Her cutie mark is vague and silly, a very background pony type of cutie mark.
And her derped eyes are disarmingly cute and makes her seem more innocent.
>>30334396
Is just joke my friend
>>30334396
>derpi is cute and smells good meme
She can't be anything but an ugly cripple.
>>30334405
>>30334405
I know some people are just memeing, but I can imagine there's some people aren't pretending.
>>30334410
Is lazy eye considered a disability? If so, so is a lisp.
I want to impregnate Derpy and leave her to be a single mother!
I want Trixie to teach me a magic trick.
>>30334419
Assuming you even survive fucking Daapi. That pone hole is too close to her lead ass.
>>30334425
>Assuming you even survive fucking Daapi.
How do you think she'd become a single mother? No way I'd willingly abandon her.
>>30334424
First lesson is she tells you to disappear.
Would you suck Derpy's futa cock?
>>30334451
Before she even has to ask.
Smol horses
Big Anons
>uploading anthro art to Derpibooru without tagging it as anthro
How many layers of furry do you have to be on to do this?
>>30334482
>fucking a pony while holding them
This seems nice.
>>30334494
But ponies are all anthro anyway
>Today is Go Fishing Day
>>30334525
Good thing that even ponies don't consider fish to be people
>>30334314
>Not liking T H I C C Appul
>>30334605
>T H I C C
how thick is T H I C C?
>Ponies doing cute thing
>Yaks smashing things
>Lots of fun pinkie autism
>No starlight
10/10 episode definitely the best of the season so far
>>30334497
I've always liked this one
looks like a fun method of horse holding
>>30334662
>pinkie episode
>best
What's wrong with you?
>>30334662
i love pink pony
>>30334673
Stupid fucking applefag
>>30334692
>applefag
Wrong, but appul is a good pony.
>>30334497
yes
this seems like a wonderful position to very gently thrust into her ponut as she squeezes it rhythmically around your hard shaft
>he is a linguistic cuckold, forced to abandon his mother tongue in order to communicate with any community of size or relevance
LMAO @ NON-ANGLOS
>>30334525
cozy
I want /mlpol/ to leave
Would it be challenging to date Sunset Shimmer, since she's in high school, and also a fictional character?
>>30334761
It would be.
But which part would make it harder?
>>30334780
The fact she's not real is probably the dealbreaker.
I mean, no sane person takes their imaginary friend to a theme park or a restaurant.
>>30334761
This is disgusting.
>>30334771
Excuse you
We are too autistic to talk to lolis irl
We mostly post fantasy greentext scenarios while we get other anons hard
We then whack off in front of our computers to said greentexts while looking at pictures of naked fillies with a bunch of anonymous guys around the world and it's totally not gay at all
Also it's not pedo if she has a cutie mark
>>30334786
That makes sense. I was thinking dating a fictional character was just extreme waifuing. But you're talking about treating has as if she's real in all aspects.
Maybe I don't understanding having a waifu as much as I thought either.
>>30334786
What if I take her to an imaginary restaurant in my mind, and then later to my bedroom (also in my mind) while I whack off to thoughts of imaginary sex with her? (The whacking off is real)
Would you a rule 63 of your waifu?
If no, then you don't truly love her
If yes, you're totally gay
>>30334819
If it has a dick then it isn't my waifu
>>30334811
Then you're just having a long, drawn-out fantasy.
Which is okay, I guess?
>>30334803
That would be only the most extreme case of autism.
>>30334824
There is no wrong way to fantasize
>>30334819
>not being gay for your waifu
faggot
>>30334819
I'm gay for my waifu.
>not being gay for Elusive
So a new episode just might be right around the corner, how are you handling one of the shortest hiatuses yet?
>>30334819
I want to suck on male Coco's creamy balls
I wonder how beingSpikefeels like.
>>30334859
With disdain. Mostly because these fucking leafs and abbos got the episodes before we did.
>>30334869
Constant blue balls
Having to clean up after the girls all the time
But he gets to live among cute ponies every day of his very very long life
>>30334869
Probably has gotten tired of all the blowjobs Twilight gives him.
>>30334869
Suffering.
It's why he escapes into comic books and snarks at everyone. It's to cope with slavery and the fact he knows the mare he loves will never, ever return his affections.
>>30334904
>>30334866
Who is """Coco"""?
That's clearly a male Miss Pommel
>>30334916
>>30334903
I know that feel
>>30334920
Why are you doing """this"""?
>>30334983
Noi a qt.
Filly hungers for more of this "peetzer"
Fillies are like pretzels.
>>30335039
They should always go with beer?
>>30335039
The objectively best bread-based food?
>>30335041
Having fillies and beer must be comfy.
>>30335076
has science figured out how to make fillies yet?
>>30335100
Just grab a filly / mare and a colt / stallion and get them in a closed box for some hours. There's a 50% chance of getting a filly after some months.
>>30335106
What is this dumb shitty thing with drawing hands and other things apart from the body? It's fucking ridiculous and retarded.
>>30335125
I blame this guy.
>>30335125
why do you want a disgusting human body blocking out celestias face
I think if you want to go to Equestria, you have to have a special drug prescribed to you for your trip.
>>30334662
>Ponies doing cute things
This has become the de facto excuse to sugarcoat a sub par episode
Coco is love.
>>30334494
are u furryious?
>>30335148
hes pretty great
>>30335161
I want to ruffle that Scootamane
>>30335144
I'm going to stop writing you prescriptions for anything
>>30335163
Her mane is bretty good
would pat
What did you get your dad for Fathers day, anon?
>>30335180
Father's day is not a thing around here so nothing.
>>30335180
I forgot, so I just signed the card my brother got for him.
Who's yourfillyfu, MLPG?
HIGH DEFINITION HORSES
>>30335186
>>30335180
I got my dad some battery powered pressure washer a while ago, so I'm counting that.
>>30335180
plastic flowers.
>>30335186
Do these count
>>30335209
no, they're human and shit.
Also those faces are super weird.
>>30335186
Um excuuuuse me, that's MY fillyfu you're posting.
>>30335215
I kind of like how Sugarlesspaints does faces.
>>30335256
well, I'm sorry.
>>30335279
>>30335256
What are the nutritional contents of a bottle of horse semen?
How would it taste, considering that horses mostly eat hay and other low-sugar plants?
This is a serious question, I can't find it anywhere.
Is human semen the same as horse semen?
>>30335311
I miss Eyes Pack
>>30335180
Father's day isn't until like November here.
>>30335314
eyspack will one day be completed
like divequest and boxdog and aganomad and all the junk weaver will never finish
>>30335311
Horse cum has a richer flavour than human cum. It's also thinner and as such easier to digest.
>>30335319
Father's day is in march here.
Welcome back
Your dreams were your ticket out
Welcome back
To that same old place that you laughed about
Why aren't you jerking off horses for a living?
>>30335180
A 20 minute phone call
>>30335333
>reee u stop doing the thing to fictional characters right now
>>30335303
>>30335333
>this guy
Welp, apparently Madmax is actually dead.
Now I'm sad.
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/06/a-farewell-to-an-old-friend.html
*teleports into thread*
think I'm getting the hang of unicorn ma-
*transforms into a sock*
>>30335350
>fake link
>Venus Sensitive razor ad in my face
hmm I DO need protect my sensitive skin...
>>30335342
What the fuck, don't touch me with your filly AIDS
>>30335350
who
>>30335350
Wow, EqD posted some news about you too!
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/06/anon-is-a-terrible-lying-faggot.html
>>30335350
I WILL END YOU
>>30335371
it will, but only into a dead filly
>>30335363
You can't get horsey hives, you're a human.
>>30335378
but how else am I going to get horse honey?
>>30335381
But I'm not a filly.
>>30335381
>horny filly
...unf?
>>30335331
Wait
you can get PAID for jerking off horses?
>>30335395
Never mix business with pleasure.
are you going to take sleeping pone home?
>>30335419
>what would kratos do
>>30335180
A massive machete. Took it pretty well as a last minute gag gift.
One day Celestia was walking down the streetBECAUSE SHE WAS FROM HER CAAAAAAAASHLE
>>30335180Probably nothing. No money for gifts, cards are stupid, private conversations always lead to places I don't want to go. I'm an awful child.
ShyraPone
>>30335485
what's the red thing? is it an apple?
DJ Acid
>>30335180
An E-mail. Im stuck halfway across the world and have been unable to call him due to work.
Hopefully I can call him tomorrow for a belated call.
>>30335509
Is a good pone
>>30335515
is a big pone
Did you know that there's around the same number of CBT pictures as there are toddlercon pictures on derpibooru?
Makes you think.
>>30335531
I have a feeling you're not talking about cock and ball torture.
>>30335531
>CBT
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
>>30335533
I am talking about that exactly.
There's more images of branding than CBT too.
Really shows how male-oriented the fandom is.
>>30335525
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232351602659295233/322432997305352192/bug.png shyrapon wip
>>30335531
>>30335531
I didn't want to know what cbt means. I do now though.
How the fuck are you seeing toddercon on derpibooru? Don't they not allow that shit?
>>30335545
Only horse loli is allowed on Derpibooru (as in, pony but not anthro or human).
When he's saying about toddlercon he might be talking about horse babies (aka babycon), with the same content restrictions exposed above.
>>30335544
neat!
>>30335545
>not allow
why? There's even worse.
>>30335545
You have to look deeper
CBT is alright
Only when I'm not the recipient
>>30335558
Oh, I see.I knew foalcon was allowed. Didn't realize we had a babycon tag. I can see the appeal of the former but babies don't seem to have enough agency in general.
>>30335600
Most people don't seem to like babycon, myself included. Most of the time when Flurry is lewded, they tend to make her grow up a bit.
babyfuck is not awwright
Please do not abuse the kids.
Wow! This thread is terrible
Please do not betray the children's trust.
Applejack and Rainbow Dash compete with each other a lot, makes it hard to tell what the Mane Six's spooning hierarchy is.
>>30335645
Ponies have a convention just for babies?
>>30335558
>anthro is banned as of September 2016
Huh, fancy that
>>30335660
They have a fillycon. Why not?
>>30335667
>anthro is banned as of September 2016
But there's tens of thousands of anthro pics.
>>30335626
We've had worse
she came!
what do?
>>30335682
unf electric anal play unf unf
>>30335696
Thanks for coming pony! I'll make us some tea
strlght glmr
>>30335696
Finish inside and yell "Happy Father's Day" then realize that makes no fucking sense and add "to me"
>>30335535
I feel like, MLPG doesn't take me or my beliefs seriously, and it hurts me.
When I say Sunset Shimmer is beautiful and fun and they say things like "she's not canon", or ">nohooves", or "hotdogdougperson", it really makes me feel sad and just, neglected, as if they don't care about me. They're supposed to be friends, but they learned nothing about the magic of friendship, and it's tearing the entire community apart. It's tearing ME apart.
>>30335676
Full Loli anthro pic
>>30335730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPBPa2BQFRM
>>30335730
Thank you for sharing, Anon.I do feel like as a whole the fandom neglected the friendship aspect of the show. I see it some at the conventions, but overall it was a missed opportunity.
>>30335730
You chose to fall for a monster high cash grab ripoff that detracted from show which was the real reason fans took a liking to it in the first place. That's on you.
>>30335730
You shouldn't care about these posts. It's always a small part of the general that's against deviating from the norm. I personally don't mind her and I think she's cute.
>>30335730
She is a great singer.
>>30335730
No, the monster high ripoff is literally not pony, it's trash and it's taking vital money from FiM
>>30335730
she don't belong to MLPG and their inclusion(a month) to this thread always look forced as fuck
>>30335730
>>30335789
>the show is the reason people took a liking to the show
You're so smart, Anon.
Oh boy
>>30335826
>equestria girls is FiM
Are you disabled? That's like saying a dirty enema and a chocolate milkshake are the same thing.
>>30335830
I still fell bad about Jan. Even if he seemed to be obsessed with Sweetie.
>>30335830
>CMC helping another fillies quest
Maybe I need to download that game
>>30335845
Everyone want to cum inside sweetie belle.
Top tier filly
>>30335845
And having her be hairless.
And having her wet herself in public.
you know maybe I don't feel too bad for him.
>>30335842
>FiM literally has the mane 6
>EqG literally has the mane 6
hmm
>>30335826
Good to see you don't have an actual argument
Typical eqg fan
>>30335830
How does that even work legally?
You named a character they owned and they are using the same name.
Do they own the concept of that name when it is associated with that entity that they don't own? Like owning a term relating to something without the thing itself? Do skateboarders own the name of their own tricks?
>>30335871
>How does that even work legally?
Hasbro has more lawyers so they win.
>>30335857
Glimmy is so strong and creative even her dreams are world breaking tier
>>30335842
>>equestria girls is FiM
Not sure what makes you think I claimed that.
I was poking fun at what you said here
>show which was the real reason fans took a liking to it
Because that's rather silly. Of course the thing is the reason people started liking the thing, not the other thing that came some years later. That's not much of an observation, hence why I sarcastically called you smart.
>>30335858
>EqG has horrible anthropomorphic abominations that resemble ponies
>FiM has ponies that in no way resemble anthromorphic personifications of bad taste
I don't see what you're trying to get here.
>>30335877
hatershitters being dimwitted as always
>>30335887
>EqG has chocolate milk
>FiM has chocolate milk
>REEEEE the other is technically hot chocolate!!!!
>I don't understand
Oh I know you don't, sweetie. Don't worry, you'll get there eventually.
>>30335539
I wrote a blog post about that, this is why I fucking hate ponies, It's like, male fantasy.
>>30335877
>Replying to two different anons
>Thinks it's one person
Save that sarcasm for yourself
>>30335830
Aw shit nigga, I didn't fucking know that coming up with names makes the names yours.
Man in that case we should fucking sue Hasbro for all the names MLPG came up and they used.
>>30335873
Pretty much. Even if they were in the wrong, they could start a legal battle for several years if they wanted, until the costs of regaining the copyright of his name would make Jan drop the case.
>>30335902
How about sue hasbro for the word "filly"?
>>30335898
Do you find it problematic, xe/xir?
>>30335914
The fillies would finally be ours. But at what cost?
>>30335897
>putting horse and ponies on the same level of quality
>resorting to memes to drive your point in
There's no sense in you people.
>>30335900
>Save that sarcasm for yourself
#annihilated
>>30335932
I think a part of me died.
>>30335830
It's probably Gameloft that decided to name him that, not Hasbro.
>>30335674
>tfw fillycon's filly has little to no art
http://sheeppony.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Animated-685615234
Someone post the fim-eqg wander pic
you know the one
>>30335958
>>30335955
>sheeppony
>their ponies don't look like a sheep
0/10
>>30335969
>filename
Why is Wander against EverQuest?
>>30335932
Flurry a cute
>>30335979
he lost years of his life to evercrack and wishes them returned
>>30335969
I know I can always count on you for these kinds of pics, FS
you're a national treasure
do you also have that one with the sheep
Filly wants to play Ultima Online with you.
>>30335730
I'll always believe in the magic of tiddies, anon
>>30335986
You bet I do
>>30335969
Come on, EQG have gay shit that you love
>>30336000
Here another one just for U FS
>Doug move along! This is a pony only neighbourhood.
>>30336000
But it doesn't have ponies.
>>30335990
>le tiddies meme
unfunny and forced
>>30336000
There is nothing I love about doug colored barbie movies
>>30335990
WAKE ME UP
>>30336011
Just like the fillyposting in this thread
>>30336015
PREACH IT
>>30336022
you mean the pedoposting surely
Reminder that don't even twilight want to talk/write to Sunset Shimmer anymore
>>30336028
I very much enjoy the anatomy in that one
that is a cute celest
>>30336022
>>30336028
Fags
Just means more fillies for me
>>30336032
BEA stay out of this
>>30336022
>>30336028
>>30336034
she is one of the prettiest ponies I agree
>>30336032
>please respond
Is she, dare I say, our gal?
>>30336047
>Just means more CP for me
Fuck off, pedophile
>>30336047
is sweetie dabbing in that gif
>>30336060
>filename
OH
OH YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER WITH THAT OR SOMETHING?
DURRRR H-HER BIG
>>30336088
YEAH
AND NOW HE'LL SAY STUFF LIKE "IT'S TIME" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
THE NERVE OF THAT DUDE
http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>30336069
Ree about it some more, bro
>>30336098
>>30336112
Darling. Senpai.
oh hey is the word filter still a thing?
>>30336123
Rarity is cute
>>30336112
YOU GON LEARN TODAY BOI
is this the mlpg party hour
I haven't showered yet
>>30336130
No one has
it's cool, me neither
>>30336125
desu I dunno senpai.
And once again, the evil barbie scourge was removed from the holy land of mlpg and the holy warriors celebrated by drinking gallons of horse semen.
the end.
bug pony requests a hug
>>30333843
>>30336148
is it a nu-changeling
>>30336143
>>30336123ダージリン先輩、ダーリン。
>>30336143
>Barbie
You mean Monster High
>>30336175
>>30336187
Moonrunes
Every day should be Christmas
>>30336175
Anime isn't pony related
>>30336177
I wish they had that meat on their bones
but no, things are fucking twigs
>>30336190
well translate them to me then
>>30336194
That is entirely too much hair.
>>30336187
Is that what you see? Fix your web browser encoding. I think it says "Darjeeling Senpai, Darling". Had to google what the fuck the first word cooresponded with. I also didn't realize Darjeeling was a type of tea until I had to google that.
>>30336187
>Using a font without proper UTF support.
Plan 9 died for our sins and this is how you repay it?
>>30336194
oh my god it's like someone someone put a pair of hooks through her cheeks and PULLED towards her ears
I hope she sued her surgeon
>>30336202
>>30336200
I'm on XP on an emergency backup, no way to go around that one
>>30336197
>I wish they had that meat on their bones
>but no, things are fucking twigs
They're stereotypical malnourished/overly active teenagers, not full-bodied women.
Time to move on
>>30336209
>>30336209
>>30336209
>>30336194
DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNN
>>30336213
>page 1
>not even 500 posts in
Filly is too eager. This isn't 2011 anymore.
>>30336220
Image posting limit. Too many fags pushing their fetishes.
>>30336227
stupid barbiefags
>>30336227
So you give them a new thread to shitpost in?
>>30336213
>I can't make my Shimmer edition because this faggot don't follow the no new thead in page 1 rule
Sad shimmy.png
I love Princess Pinkie Pie
>>30336112
never gets old
>>30336125
yeah, it still is baka desu senpai