CYOA Discussion

>>30280848
First for everything is shit, and always will be.

This thread is past its prime.

I think tuypo1 is a pretty cool ausfag. He breaks russians and doesn't afraid of playing anything.

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>when they keep coming back even though they say it's shit

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>>30280847
We were better off under the old system without the royal sisters.

>>30280847
I bet you sucked Tirecks dick.

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>>30280881

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn when?

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>>30280955
When the stars are right, anon.

>>30280847
Someone has to order chocolate milk.

>>30280954
He ain't exactly wrong. He broke a russian and he will aparently play any genre.

>>30280983
Well no, he isn't wrong about that part, but saying it like he did he's clearly just looking to start shit.

>>30280881
He doesn't play Custos. You are wrong

>>30281003
I suppose you are probably right.

>>30281038
I am fairly certain he meant genres. That also was not a reluctence to play it but an inability to get past how bad the timeskip was. I think he was the one who encouraged its return and suggested the timeskip anyway.

>>30280974
Put the chocolate milk on our side of the table. Slam the puck in the goal when she reaches over to spill it.

>>30281060
>implying the timeskip was bad

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yEAH BABY WARK DAS GRIL!

>>30281090
Are you implying it wasn't? Name me a single reason that made it any good. Legitimately undeniable reasons.

>>30281060
>WAAAAAH the qm didnt run the quest the way i wanted him to run it WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>30281107
I know it was terrible. I was making a bad joke about the people who used to pretend it was not just because iFag felt so strongly about it.
He skipped over the fucking NMM revelation for fucks sake. I never played it and I understand that is bad.

>>30281123
>is not enjoying himself
>drops the quest
>this is somehow a bad thing

>>30281123
Ar u dens arw you ligitimantly brain damgd

>>30281123
Yes. So he dropped it. That's how is works.

>>30281294
>dropped it
JOUW OUW OUW OUW, DA-PPA DA-PPA DA-PPA DA-PPA

>>30281352
I genuinely have no idea what you are getting at. Are you saying he plays it? Were you somehow bothered by the criticism he gave?

>>30281366
I think it's that overused weeaboo meme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1bato6mOsc

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>DH is great/isn't that edgy/his art is so detailed
>Rhetorical questions
>grammar
>Dropping custos
Why is this thread such a broken record and how can we fix it?

>>30281383
Took me several listens to hear it but yep I think you are right. Not sure why he would post drop in response to dropped though. Two extra leters.

Tube Sand has a micro penis

>>30281392
Talk about some other quests or something
Also, stop arguing with the aussies. For real. And grammar guy, you're annoying as hell. Stop that. Nobody gives a fuck how anybody types, and this is one of the most retarded threads I've interacted with for using someones grammar as a way to witch hunt them.

>>30281392
>his art is so detailed
This is objectively true though. How much value you place on that is irrelevant. Most of our other artists have fuck all detail compared to Warlock. Pleeny does not even draw the armor the character is wearing.

>inb4 he has more time to draw
Irrelevant. Does not change the facts.

>>30281392
You also contribute to it. As do I by replying to you. As will you, replying to this post, probably.

>>30281392
We're making progress, anon.
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>>30279878
Look, there's one of your issues sorted out right there.

Which quest has the edgiest backstory?

>>30281442
Yaaaay!

>>30281428
Shut up

>>30281443
I forgot what it's called but the MC started out as a gladiator or something.

>>30281443
Coltquest was about a decade of vicious rape

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>>30281082
Twilight uses forbidden Air-hockey techniques not know to the normal ponykind and scores another goal on you. You bite your lip and prepare to serve before an idea hits you.
"Hey Craft, Could you be my cheerleader?"
>"Certainly Tube Sand, Craft responds."
"Good, why don't you get yourself a
Glass
of
Chocolate
Milk."
>"You wouldn't Twilight protests."
You just raise your eyebrow.
Craft gets a glass of chocolate milk from the bar and you encourage him to put it on the edge of the table.
You serve and Twilight attempts to concentrate on the puck but it's no use, and you score.
She serves, and manages to hit the puck back a few times, but then you score again.
Twilight serves one more puck and, on your first hit back, you manage to score the winning point. Twilight flops over, as a nervous wreck as you begin to jump for joy!
"I did it Crafty! I scored!"
The two of you celebrate dancing around.
>Twilight shakily manages to get to her feet, "Cun... Congratulations."

>>30281428
It's only true if you ignore the scope of every other artists work.

>>30281513
Drink all the milk, maintain eye contact the whole time.

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>>30281513
Time to demand a sweet magic batana.

>>30281556
No. We don't choose what to take until we get a look and see what they have.
Also I want to get an artifact. Not a generic magic item.

>>30281513
Time to go put on a skirt and pretend to be a slave girl.

>>30281568
Maybe there's an artifact that will make our benis bigger, just like in our fanfictions.

>>30281568
>anything but a batana
Fake and gay.

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>>30281579
Seconding all these.

>>30281596
That's stupid. Just like you. And your hair.

>>30281513
Let's get a thingy that lets us see into the future.
That way we can predict our enemy's every movement! Manipulate the economy and government! Avoid death! Find complex solutions to puzzles using unconventional combinations of everyday items! And crush anyone who stands in our way!
...That is if they have a thing that can let us see into the future.

>>30281621
Considering we asked for armory access I expect it will be mostly weapons. Shit what if royal armory means it is all sized for alicorns!

>>30281618
There is three different things there. Are you saying they are all stupid?

Active threads

Big Mare Hero: >>30249233
Lewd Text: >>30266559
Nebula: >>30263864
Give and Take: >>30214195
Slave: >>30274558
Week Long Vacation: >>30276679
Hail: >>30264203
Kingdom Heats: >>30127592
Fallout: >>30256809
Miracle: >>30258070
Last Chance: >>30172340

>>30281644
To varying degrees.

>>30281694
Those ideas are all at least adequete

I have run into another problem, that being the title of the cyoa. I’ve had a title that fits perfectly with the genre, but I have discovered that there is a certain cyoa pone who shares the same name. As much as I would like to change the name, it fits too perfectly compared to other names. That and I’ve made title cards that would be difficult to erase the title and still keep the image as I imagined it to be. The question I have this time is should I keep the name as planned or should I use an alternative name?

Note: the title will be X: A Barbershop Quartet Cyoa/A Barbershop Cyoa

Bonus question: What Weird Al song would fit as a Barbershop Quartet?

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"I think I need a victory drink."
You pick up the milk and lock eyes with Twilight. You slowly drink the mil keeping eye contact the whole time. You watch her shudder as you finish the last drop.
"Refreshing, Now I want a magic Batana that..."
>"Mister Sand, Perhaps you should wait until I take you to the armory. Does Tuesday sound good?"
"Yeah, that'll work for mebut..."
Before you can continue you hear a torrent of yelling coming from the back of the bar. You see a bound Inept wrapped up in bed-sheets and chains.
>A grey mare walks out of the back and points at Bath, "You!"
The mare gallops up to Bath,jumps and punches him in the nose causing him to fall on his back with the mare landing on top of him.
>She grabs a hoof-full of his shirt and yells, "Bath, did you bring, that THING into my bar!?"
>"I, uhh... Yes?" Bath answers.
>"She just reaped 3 staff members and tried to release all of our new slaves, What the fuck!?"
>"Come on, I wasn't done with you yet bitch!" Inept taunts from the other side of the room.

>>30282014
Quick, challenge her to an air-hockey match.

>>30282014
Hey! Only we get to abuse the tall weirdo!

>>30282014
Kill that whore, inept.

>>30282003
Keep the name. Overlaps happen sometimes and we can deal with it.

>>30282014
>reaped
God dammit Inept if you want to kill ponies go fuck off to a warzone.

Same for if you want to rape them.

>>30282014
Wait, who raped and tried to free what? Was inept doing this? Craft?

>>30282101
Inept killed some staff and freed some sex slaves.

>>30276382
I am enjoying it immensely but Journey to Mcsqeezys is starting to make me think we have double standards for edge.

>>30282003
I don't see a problem

>>30282014
Inept is for sexuals

Ask Nikita about her hot mom.

>>30282014
I can make it up to you. You can put me up for sale.

>>30282014
Who's hotter, Nikita or her mom with huge crotch tits.

>>30282014
Offer ourselves for somebody to buy us from them as compensation.
>>30282070
Also this.

>>30282123
>we have double standards for edge.
Ya don't say.

>>30282123
Perhaps somebody should make a pure edge quest so people would get perspective on it.

I did it!
In your face Choosie!

I didn't read a single word of the last thread!
Suck it Nerd.

>>30282057
Okay good. That makes me a bit more confident to start this. Maybe within a week.

>>30282134
A part of me fears that someone would confuse the pony for the quest and visa versa, and another part of me fears that I'd be lambasted for plagiarizing the name.

>>30282177
>we have double standards
Ftfy

>>30282186
Suck what, your micropenis?

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>>30282191
You need to take a chill pill. Shit happens.
You aren't going to get no players because of a same name.

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>>30282169
>Inb4 Twilight buys us.

I should probably post here whenever I'm running, but with how short sessions are I'm not sure.

>>30282216
Patches? Trusty Patches?

>>30282014
apologize about it. We'll tell him to not do that. Is there anything else miss?

>>30282233
Best to post here when running yeah. A lot of qms have fallen behind on doing that for some reason.

>>30282213
I'm finally free! You've already chosen a new mouthpiece. ahahahhahahahhaa Freedom!

>>30282222
>she gets to rape our foalholes after all

>>30282014
hmm maybe Twiggy could help us out on this one. Doesn't this sound like a friendship problem?

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>>30282195
The levels of our double standards are

SUPER

>>30282358
PEOPLE

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>>30282216
Mora's doing fine with a stolen name.

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KNOW

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IF

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THE

>>30282441
SNOOTLE

>>30282443
GETS

>>30282450
REMOVED

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"Hey! That's our wierdo! We, are the only ones who get to abuse him."
>"Uhh, actually Tube, I think that."
"Shut up Bath! Ms, Nikita, if it would help could I perhaps offer myself as a slave to sell for..."
>The Grey mare cuts you off, "Nope, you're too old."
>Twilight cuts in, "If you really want to sell yourself to someone, I kinda need some royal guards if you're interested."
"Twilight! of course! Look at these two, fighting in the bar. They used to be so... I have no idea, but doesn't this look like a friendship problem?"
>"Bath isn't my friend." Nikita replies.
"See, she doesn't even consider him a friend anymore."
>Nikita rubs her forehead with her hoof, "No, I just want him to get that monster out of my bar."
"Don't worry, I'll carry her out right away! Also where's your mom, She's hot."
>"Get that reaper out of my fucking brothel."
You comply and pick Inept up to carry her to the car.
"You know, If you want to kill ponies, or rape them, you should go to a war zone."
>"But the warzone I picked out only has dead ponies, nopony is dying in there." Inept protests.
"Now now, stay here nice and cozy until we get back, okay?"
You close the door before Inept starts complaining again and head back inside. Twilight approaches you.
>"By the way, that was a real offer, if you want the job." Twilight continues.
>Bath walks over and tells you, "Hey Tube Sand, we're about to go pick out Craft's mare. You ready?"

>>30282457
SEXUALLY

>>30281461

Entrapment.

>>30282460
Should we take Twiggles offer? A magical artifact and a steady paying job sounds pretty good.

>>30282460
Is it gonna be the one in the bathrooms that learned about trucks?

>>30282460
Good, our expert opinion on mares will be needed.

>>30282489
>being a wagey

By the way, this next update might take a while since I have to draw a bunch of abused mares.

>>30282460
We should except the offer of twiggy, It a paying job and think of all the stuff we will be able to afford.

>>30282497
shut up res

>>30282460
Sounds promising. I need to go help craft pick a mare though. Can we talk after?

>>30282507
>I have to draw a bunch of abused mares
If you need me i will be in my bunk. Give me time to recover before you post them.

>>30282460
>too old
That's agism you fucking bigot. Reeeeeee
It raises a good point though. We cannot disguise ourselves because we are too large. We will have to find some other way to seduce craft.

>>30282460
Fuck no. Why do you guys want to suggest being a sex slave?

>>30282460
Sure. have any idea of what Craft would prefer?

>>30282545
We were just trying to trick craft into taking us home as his mare. Hasn't really worked out though.

>>30282461
THAT

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>>30282594
>seducing your own fuccboi

>>30282460
What if we fuck inept?

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>>30282594
Why not just say "Hey Craft, suck my dick" and letting him have at it?

>>30282681
She probably has a beartrap in her vagoo or something

>>30282646
PONIES

>>30282679
Yes. Role reversal is hot.

>>30282701
Could work.

>>30282720
CHEER

>>30282738
For betas, maybe. Good thing we're prime alpha stock with an AT LEAST average dong.

>>30282753
FOR

>>30282762
PRINCESS

>>30282765
PIGGY

>>30282744
Already works.
>>26816810

>>30282780
I was gonna say I remembered that thread but not that quest but then I realized it was just the same op image.
When are we going to put the fucking /r9k/ filter on /cyoa/ op images

>>30282779
RAM

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>>30282842
Princess "Piggy" Ram.
If warlock only does one more piece of art ever again I want it to be a younger (pre crippling) alicorn Battering Ram eating absurd amounts of food.

>>30282827
What did you use to draw that? Pencil? Lead?

>>30282851
Your post sounds retarded, but I do what to see a "pre-crippled for life oh god my life us pain" Battering Ram.

>>30282851
I like the idea but if it was going to be his last art I would want a reference for all the characters and armors.
I have given up all hope of the quest returning but do you think the criticism he got when the helmet on a pole was posted will bring his art back?

>>30282460
Nikita where's your fucking mom.

>>30282460
A jerb? Depends on how much it pays. Is it an additional magic sword?

If no then I'd like the option to consider it in the future. Right now I want to bask in my victory.

i am liking the new fallout cyoa. Only getting a vague idea of what was in the belt we found and then suffering when we tried to get clarification of the contents was a pain though.

Not getting to know exactly what is in a toolbelt is nothing new though. A lot of qms do it.

>>30283032
Sorry for the shittier then normal post. There were disrtactions.

We have $684.96 pegabucks in Long Name quest. We need more money. Any reasonable idea's?

>>30283223
Assassinate a senator.

>>30282980
>do you think the criticism he got when the helmet on a pole was posted will bring his art back?
I think that was only posted because anon suggested if he thought his anatomy was still off he could post objects instead. Cutie marks would be nice as well.

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>>30283227
I know just who to hire...

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>>30282980
Why do you do it DHfags. Why do you continue to clamor for content from a qm who constantly shits on his playerbase. If you are retard that means you. He shits on you all the time yet you still grovel for what he makes.

>>30283258
Oh that reminds me. I still need to read that one. I need to get round to reading Lyraquest first though. I have had this desuarchive page open for months now.

>>30283262
If I had to take a guess https://youtu.be/OL2wK1hEBXA?t=2m28s but replace head with quest.

>>30283262
Fuck if I know man. I'm just going with whatever, ya feel me? Like I know the hate ain't directed exclusively at me and it's directed towards the Australian which I'm fine with.

>>30283294
But it is abundantly clear he feels every idea he does not like was this one guy.

>>30283322
Not him but it is not too bad. Unlike a certain other qm with a hateboner for the guy he does not creatively reinterpret any command he thinks comes from him.

He was always able to set aside his bullshit during sessions. It was how he acted everywhere else that causes problems.

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"How much does it pay?"
>"We can discuss that while you're picking your item out of the armory if you wish."
"If I say yes, do I get a magic sword in addition to what I get from the armory."
>Twilight seems to think about it a bit, "Perhaps, Right now the only thing we have is the Ponyville tank and a jerry can. I plan on doing more for an established guard, but I've just been so busy.
>A mare calls out from the back door, "Princess Twilight, your room is ready."
>"Oh, uhh, excuse me."
Twilight runs to the back door.

You follow your group to some back rooms where they are keeping Collared mares in cages.
>Nikita starts talking to Craft, "I'll keep them nameless for your sake, I mean, Shell be yours and you can name her what you want after-all."
Nikita smiles wide.
>"Okay Number one Has a broken horn, Broken eye, she's been shaved on the mane, It'll grow back. Also, she's very obedient, and will do everything you tell her, exactly the same way you tell her to do it."
>"Number 2 is a sassy little one. We've branded over her cutimark which used to be a bird. She used to like singing, Kinda quiet now. Also, She's got some whip scars on her back. Gives her a bit of texture. If she acts up a couple of smacks usually puts her back in place. depends on what you want her to do though."
>"Number three, uhh Off the bat,Missing foreleg Missing wings. I don't know, she doesn't do much, lays around mostly. Usually acts if you threaten her verbally though."
>"Number 4 has some burn marks, a little shy. She used to be in the stalls and she gets sick easily. Doesn't talk though, like at all."

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>>30283508
>"Number 5 Well, her eyes kinda go out of sync sometimes. Branded off cutimark. Her Wing is broken, but it will probably heal The scars on her legs won't though. Also, her legs kind of give out every now and then too. Oh, and she's got a black eye. It'll buff out. Curious though, asks questions like, a lot, even when you hit her."
>"Number six has a clipped ear, missing eye and Ring piercings for suspension play. She likes to watch ponies, and gets into things she shouldn't no matter what you tell her."
>"Number 7 has some missing teeth, a missing leg and her tail won't grow hair anymore. Also, we shot her legs a few times, there might be a bullet or two in there still. Once again very obedient. Aims to please."
>"The last one likes staring into nothing. Scar over the eye whip scars on the back and vomits whenever she smells cheese."

Which one do you want to try to convince Craft to take and why?
[Note: you aren't making the final decision.]

>>30283508
>used to be in the stalls
Clarify.

>>30283508
>>30283515
You know I think >>30282123 might be right.

>>30283538
Toilet poner in the bathroom.

>>30283554
Ah
>>30283515
Number 5. curiosity is an admirable trait. Up to craft in the end though.

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>>30283508
>>30283515

>>30283515
Let's get the most damaged one(s) dude. I'm thinking 1, 3, 7 and or 8.

>>30283563
I think anon may have been onto something when he said Colt Quest players did not understand how bad Emeralds past was until the flashback. Then again I was not expecting it to be quite this bad either. I thought it would just be general malnoruisment and a few bruises.

Not that I mind though. This way is more interesting.

>>30278891
This really should have been our first clue.

>>30283515
8 looks adorable

Ask if Nikita knows if there's a 'Uncle Lucky' here

>>30283515
>Scar over the eye whip scars on the back
I don't usually complain about bad grammar but I was staring at this for a good while trying to work out what the fuck it meant.

>>30283603
Sorry about that, I really need to stop doing this stuff at 1 in the morning.

>>30283562
Agreed.

>>30283515
I am tempted to say number 6 for the suspension stuff but craft can just put rings on whatever mare he choses himself.
As such I am going to second >>30283562 it is at least a better reasoning then "most damaged" or "cutest"

>>30283675
Speaking of number six I read somewhere that the Nebula mc has an exhibitionism fetish. If this universe includes cyoa poners we should get him number 6

>>30283508
>>30283515
Jesus fucking Christ bath
>>30283571
>choosing multiple answers at once

>>30283515
Number 6. Seems like the only one that isn't mentally broken. Curiosity is a good trait to have for a sex mare, and would give craft good company when they're not going at it.

>>30283741
>Curiosity
Did you mean to say 5 or are you talking about how she likes to get into things.

>>30283741
6 is trash
>>30283508
The one with 3 out of 6 limbs is golden.

>>30283689
Yeah but a national hero owning a sex slave would not go over well. I don't think his fiance or what I suppose you would call his god-daughter would aprove either. Or his god-son for that matter.

>>30283508
I want to find Uncle Lucky and male him our fuck toy.
Offer Twilight to work for her for a year if she can turn Uncle Lucky into a homeless unicorn filly. Or colt. Which ever.

>>30283515
Either 2 or 5, they have all of their parts and they still have some personality.

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>>30283562
>>30283592
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>>30283846
>"What do you think Tube Sand?"Craft asks.
"Well, I like 6's spirit, nice and tough and we can attach her to stuff, that's neat, but 8 is pretty cute, even if she does look like she's kind of out of this world right now. But I think I like 5 most, She's pretty cute and i think shell make a good playmate for you."
>"I like 5 too! 5 please!" Craft exclaims.
Nikita gives craft a leash and Craft leads the filly out of the cage.
>"Come on, lets get you out of this place." Craft says as you all make your way out of the back room.
>"Ya gonna give us he squeaky toy and bowl?" Bath asks.
>Nikita ponders for a moment, "Well, I do know both of you, sure why not."
Nikita give Bath the bowl and rubber ducky.
"Say Nikita, do you know an uncle Lucky?"
>"Heard of him, Some guy that tried to start a place like this, got murdered by some crazy Pegasus I heard." Nikita answers, "Should have gotten in good with the royals. Idiot."
That explains much more than you wanted to know.
You all pile into the car with Inept and begin driving home. Craft talking to his new rescue mare on the way.
>"Hey guys, She doesn't remember her name, "Craft remarks, "I'm bad with names, can you guys help me with one?"

>>30283935
Curious George

>>30283935
Ask her what her cutie mark was before they branded it off. That should help us choose a name.

>>30283935
Burned leaf

>>30282842
COMPLETING

>>30283982
ANOTHER

>>30283935
Carte Blanche
Craft should get the meaning.

>>30283996
SHITPOST

>>30284003
RITUAL

>>30283999
>expecting anybody to support an in joke name
>expecting people to support an in joke name you do not even bother to explain

>>30283935
>someone had an accidental boned and penetrates filly when?

How about Sugar Loops?

>>30284016
TO

>>30284032
The only joke is that its french and craft is Canadian.

>>30283935
Someone cuddle inept. Or put stickers on her face if she's still bound.

Ask Hiji horse what he looks like under that mask.

>>30284048
That's a fucking terrible name then.

>>30284040
REPEL

>>30284055
How about we banepost Hij instead?

>>30284055
Bet hiji to cuddle inept.

>>30284074
DISCORD

>>30284090
SPAWN

>>30284110
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>>30284124
Super people know if the snootle gets removed sexually that ponies cheer for princess piggy ram completing another shitpost ritual to repel discord spawn.

>>30284124
Looking at my post here I regret not saying and instead of .

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>>30283960
>>30283962
>>30283970
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>>30284055
The car tosses around a few names like curious George, Sugar Loops.
>"What did your Cuti-mark used to be Sweetie?" Inept asks.
>"I-I don't remember," the filly answers.
>"Well, I think it's just a good thing to be out of there. You'll have a fresh start a clean slate!" Longfolia exclaims.
"Carte Blanche" You mutter.
>"What did you say?" Craft asks.
"Carte Blanche?"
>"That's it! Your new name is Carte Blanche."
When you finally get home, Craft settles her in by showing her his milk bags and teaching her all about Blizzard games.
Although absolutely everything didn't go your way, you still have a magic weapon, a potential new job, and a happy Craft to show for it. So really, everything went as good as one would hope.

The End.

I may draw Hiji cuddling Inept and Res getting a new weapon or driving the Ponyville tank tomorrow.

>>30284282
7/10 Needs more Tuypone and lewds. Preferably in that order.

>>30284282
>we never became Crafts sexy fuccboi
disappointment/10.

>>30284297
actually make that 6.5. I momentarily forgot decimals were a thing

>>30284282
Coulda been better. 3 reaped souls/10.

>>30284304
Is a bit of a shame yeah.

>>30284304
F

>>30284282
Ended too abruptly out of 10.
Was honestly expecting a scene of craft fucking her.
>>30284304
Also this.

Twilight is always right

>>30284730
Even about blowing up doors.
Where does this Twilight is always right meme even come from?

>>30284090
>>30284110
What would discords spawn even look like?

>>30284765
It's a Darkest Hour reference. Basicly the forgotten beasts from Dwarf Fortress.

>>30284773
(Your) an australian.

>>30281730
Your face is adequate.

>>30284163
>completing another shitpost ritual to repel discord spawn

Wait, so that's what the SUPER guys have been doing the whole time? Keeping us safe? They're the heroes /cyoa/ deserves.

>>30284282
Since only one other person seems interested in a real criticism.
The filly not remembering her cutie mark was a fucking retarded copout. Either it was the qm being too fucking lazy to come up with something in which case that's a clear case of not caring about the ending or it was an attempt to up the dark which was completly unnecessary with how Dark it already was. You already got your last bit of depressing stuff in with the not knowing name.

Also as >>30284327 said it ended rather abruptly. I am not sure what could have fixed that but it needed something.

needs tuypone

>>30284886
I must have missed it at some point. Who is tuypo1 again?

>>30284892
iFag.

>>30284297
>>30284886
Why do you want tuypo?

>>30284892
Some nobody idiots keep talking about.

>>30284906
I don't know about
>>30284297
But I was just memeing. It might have been fun but I don't much care either way.

REPUS

>>30284914
Then why don't you want him.

>>30284895
>>30284907
I was suspecting that much, I just wasn't sure when or why the transition occured.

>>30284923
>re|pus, f.
the act of re-pussyfying an object or person.
"Have you seen Greg? He pulled a mad repus on that used cantaloupe!"

>>30284935
I think it was partially to piss off filterfags, although they have likely filtered that by now and partially out of a fear the name itself brought problems.

Although in this case we are talking about the pony that was designed for him but never drawn and the name tuypone was chosen over something related to ifag.

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>>30284949
Thanks for the explanation. Have this slutty pony as token of my appreciation.

>>30282920
a computer

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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Silver Smith? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Unzipped Autism Silver. I'm not talking about Element of Autistic Screeching Silver Smith either. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagebombing sage of the six spergouts Post-Timeskip Post-QM Meltdown Legendary Super Sperglord 4 Silver Smith with the Autism Speaks cutie mark, monthly tugboat, Mystic Eyes of Salt Perception, and Wolvan's Autism, equipped with her Shining Hugboxhedron while casting Prince-Lord Celesto Anders as her Susanoo, controlling the [I LOVE RESHIRAM] stand, having become the original shitposter after having absorbed RainboomCrash's corpse, able to tap into the spergforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Sonichu suit, with An Hiro's DNA implanted in her so she has (((Coincidence))) Mastery and can shitpost on /a/ while being an expert in shoahs and bankin and having eaten Inept's tendies. I'm talking about sagebombing sage of the six spergouts Post-Timeskip Post-QM Meltdown Legendary Super Sperglord 4 Silver Smith with the Autism Speaks cutie mark, monthly tugboat, Mystic Eyes of Salt Perception, and Wolvan's Autism, equipped with her Shining Hugboxhedron while casting Prince-Lord Celesto Anders as her Susanoo, controlling the [I LOVE RESHIRAM] stand, having become the original shitposter after having absorbed RainboomCrash's corpse as well as an Australian, able to tap into the spergforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Sonichu suit, with >A >GODDAMN >LEAF's DNA implanted in her and having eaten Inept's tendies while possessing loredumps and having mastered derailing the thread with dumb copypasta edits that the poster stop cares about halfway through and just deletes almost half of.

>>30284935
It's the name he uses on discord and derpi.

>>30285098
Impressive. Very nice.

QMs who is your favorite poner?
Post with you names/trips so you can be billy'd appropriately

>>30285154
Penker Po. The sunshine in her smile and the aura of happiness she exudes, and the optimism and good will she shows towards all she encounters makes me feel happy in a way that not many things can.

>>30285154
Twixie is a cute and has a cute voice and can be a cute devil too.

>>30285189
I always knew that there was something off about you.

>>30285179
If only the same could be said for her writing :^)

>>30285154
What if you don't have a favourite pone?

>>30285098
>I LOVE RESHIRAM
Justin pls go and stay go.

>>30284934
3 reasons.
1. In this cyoa the characters were mostly blank slates. especially if you are not part of that clique so it would not really have had much point to it.
2. the only known character trait that would be relevant in a brothel/bar is not drinking alcohol. I know this somewhat contradicts my above point but It would be hard to justify not devoting at least a paragraph to the particular trait. this would take up space that you could argue could be something else more interesting.
3. It would be pretty fucking narcissistic of me to say I should be put in a quest.q

>>30285283
God fucking dammit how did that q end up at the end of my post there.

Hype Quest 2: The Cuckining when?

>>30282920
It's a default pencil "brush" in Clip Studio Paint.

>>30285259
that's the joke, I went with the most autistic song imaginable

>>30285154
Colgate. I don't even need my trip for you fucks to know who I am.

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>>30285154
Best horse

>>30285154
Main six: Pinkie
Show:Fleetfoot
Fandom: Molly, MAS Rainbow Dash or Lithum Flower

>>30285932
Go to bed, Seth. You're not even a QM.

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>>30285154

>>30285154
Twilight, though I'm partial to Luna and Trix.

>>30285932
>>30286124
>Post with you names/trips
Were your quests so terrible you're afraid to post with trips/names?

>>30286136
They know they're going to get billied for their shit taste. Especially Inept. Luna is a shit horse with a tiny ass.

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>>30286156
It's not that tiny anymore.

>>30286022
Luna is neither Trixie nor Maud.

>>30286169
That's in the dream world where she dreams of having an ass. Doesn't count.

>>30286190
No, it's actually after the dream shortly before the cutie marks are changed back to normal.

>>30286214
Residual dream butt syndrome. It's a real thing. Look it up.

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>>30286233
Dude, I know what RDBS is. But the princesses have gotten bigger over the years. That happens to all leaders around the world.

>>30286258
what does it look like by season 10?

>>30286279
THE SUN

>>30286279
Bones.
Because she'll be dead.

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>>30286279

>>30286316
I'm dead inside. Does this mean, there are also bones inside of me?

>>30286339
No. Bones are a myth. There is no such thing as skeletons.

>>30286350
This. The milk industry made that up in order to sell more milk.

>>30286350
>>30286428
t. skeletons

>>30286350
>>30286428
Just like the excuse of having "heavy bones" from fat people.

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Through the Shattered Planes, an image quest which open a thread with 13000 character of text, returns!

>>30286499
>>30286490
>>30286485
>>30286482
>>30286477
>>30286473
>>30286467

Running.
>>30286572

Why do the French always eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un œuf.

>>30286642
I'm just kidding. The French are hardcore.
They eat pain for breakfast.

>>30285381
Only if it is hype cucking raven as part of a magic ritual.

>>30286642
>>30286672
ayy

Is it just me or do less qms announce their sessions then used to and those that do more frequently forget.

>>30286750
Sekrit has a bot that announces sessions for them.

>>30286785
Not all of us go to secret though. Some of the quests in question are also not on anonpone yet.

>>30286750
>is it just me or are people being driven away
You are correct.
>>30286785
And that's where they're going to.

>>30286672
Can confirm: We eat half-raw eggs.

>>30286836
But most of the drama is gone. They can come back now.

>>30286873
If I managed to get free of this place, I wouldn't come back.

>>30286873

It's really not.

>>30286873
Good one.

>>30286873
The first time we have an entire thread without any bitching about ifag or cain then I will come back properly and encourage everyone else in secret club to do the same. Until then I'm staying away and only stopping by once a day to read what's going on and respond to posts like yours.

See you tomorrow.

>>30287002
I wonder if Cain feels any remorse. For all he cried about iFag lacking empathy he sure seems to lack any of his own.
Nobody bitches about iFag anymore really. Cain is still a thing though

>>30286873
Come back to what? People complained cyoad was dying last year, when there were more quests around, more potential qms and more discussion.
Now it's half what it was. Unlikely those who left will be coming back.

>>30287036
Come back to the movie resurgence.

>>30287063

What?

How many sekrit fags are still here? can we get a role call?

>>30287080
/mlp/ is gonna see a huge boost in users when the movie hits. that means a boost in /cyoa/

>>30287114
>/mlp/ is gonna see a huge boost in users when the movie hits

No?

>>30287114
Oh boy, more newfags. That'll surely improve things.

>>30287002
We'll never have a thread without "I wonder what iFag thinks about this thing" or "I hate Cain because of that thing".

>>30287114
Think about the last time /cyoa/ got a """boost""". It was when /qst/ was made and had an immediate drop in poster intelligence.

>>30287144
Not really. /tg/ just has a totally alien culture. A better culture.

We are gonna enact tgaria law

>>30287114

You assume a lot of things here.

First, that the movie actually will bring people back to 4chan. Really, it's not gonna be that many people. Many more who are still interested in this dying fandom will probably just discuss it on the sites they're used to, like tumblr and such.

Second, you're either assuming it's going to be either good enough to bring people in, or bad enough to get them talking about it in either rage or morbid curiosity over what went wrong.
The truth is that it's likely to just be mediocre, and people will talk about it for a month or two.

Third, you're assuming that even if people come to 4chan's pony board, that they'll even give a glance at the weird general called CYOA, which if they ask any other thread will immediately say is full of fags and one of the most hated generals on this board, always taking up a quarter of it with all the cyoas and shit. Nobody likes us. We don't even like us.

Fourthly, you assume that if someone comes in here, they're gonna want to stay. Look at this thread, a bunch of people talking about dead or dying quests, or something like the bath mini quest we just had which was full of in-jokes that no outsider will get or care about.

So if you add that all up: Anyone who miraculously visits our little corner of the internet is just going to be a new Anon who sticks around for a while asking: "What is this and why?"

>>30287169
Shit nigga, are you trying to drive more people away?

>>30287195
It was a joke. Although I would be lying if I said I did not prefer how things were on /tg/. We never let the guy get to us or even noticed him for that matter.

>>30287235
I left that place four years ago and never looked back. Did it get better?

>>30287259

It got much much worse.

I'm thinking of starting a CYOA, but I'm worried it'll end up being shit. Any pointers on what NOT to do?

>>30287259
I don't know. I have admittedly not gone to /tg/ much lately. I should probably start checking in more often.

>>30287265
>>30280848
>Read this advice first:
>https://www.anonpone.com/advice

>>30287265
use gets

>>30287195
>>30287235
>>30287259
The hell's tgaria law.

>>30287265
use votes

>>30287265

Use Strawpolls

>>30287265
not use strawpolls

>>30287265
Do not give the players control over something if you wouldn't be comfortable writing any outcome from it. It's all well and good saying they play whatever they want until they've created a depressed hipster half dragon half diamond dog cyborg ghost and you sudden don't feel like running anymore.

>>30287360
>depressed hipster half dragon half diamond dog cyborg ghost
Sounds fun.

>>30287265
use a combination of votes and gets.

>>30287265
Run a CYOA.

What would Chooser look like as a >nohooves girl?

>>30287434
Much more attractive.

>>30287434
Much less attractive.

>>30287434
What would Chooser look like as an antrho?

>>30287588
Much less attractive

>>30287434
>>30287588
Delet.

>>30284886
Agreed

>>30287284
"Stop trying to give the MC character! It limits what we can do!"
"Stop leaving actions open! You need to give us multiple choice to prevent shitposts!"
"Where the hell is your Twitter? We need one if we want to know when we're active!"
"Why doesn't this have a system? How do we know you aren't just making what you want to happen happen?"
"[autistic screeching]"

As I said, I left four years ago. Maybe it got better.

>>30287705
You fucking kidding me.

>>30287718
No. All of those things were actually said in /tg/ as complaints. It's a radically different culture than here.

>>30287284
Is a joke about how some /pol/ types think the muslims are out to change all the laws.

>>30287705
But /qst/ brought none of those things.

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>>30287588
Maybe you'll find out.

>>30287754
Then I guess /tg/ got better by the time /qst/ rolled around. I'm just telling you what it was like when I abandoned the place for here. If you want to know what it's like now ask >>30287169.

>>30287766
What is this?

>>30287770
double dubs.

>>30287766
Nice double dubs, anon.

>>30287768
I may not be that much help. I was also >>30287271
I also only played quests occasionally before I came here. So maybe we did get as buthurt about people as /mlp/ and I was just not in /qtg/ enough to notice.
When I said the culture was superior I also meant more in general then how quests were played.

>>30288276

>>30288292
Will logic tower be back after that thread of coltquest finishes?

Great title card as always.

>>30288292
Oh god her legs! What happened to Pip's leg!?
What cruel monsters would do that to her?

>>30287815
Oh, if you are comparing /tg/ culture to /mlp/ culture outside of quests, then I'm with you 100% percent. Much more chill, much less pissy. I just left because I preferred questing here.

>>30288327
yep. he's going to alternate the cyoas like Bath does.

>>30288486
Neat.

>>30288486
Bitchin

>>30288486
If only they were good.

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How would you feel about a quest about playing as Twilight Sparkle trying to survive and either get home or bring about a rebellion in the dystopia of Industria?

>>30288662
The best industria stories are the ones where it is mostly a nice place.

>>30288662
Sure?

>>30288662
no

>>30288662
Sounds like fun. Reminds me a little of You Reap What You Sow.

>>30288662
sure I'm game.

>>30288406
I kind of feel that is what made the iFag shit explode. On /tg/ a few people would have been bothered but people would have told them to suck it up. here a few people got bothered and mob mentality kicked in. After all this powder-keg mostly ignited because a few people felt the way a person was talking about a quest was shilling.

>>30288831
I think it was shilling but people still overreacted. The sad thing is the qm convinced himself every conversation about his quest was somehow shilling. After a while the only thing people were shilling was the playerbase.

>>30288888
The bump stole the GET, but will our father steal our virginity?

So aparently ausfags get the movie a month after the rest of us.

I am going to spoil the shit out of those (arse)holes

>>30289027
That's nice, we heard you the first two or three times. No one cares. You don't need to repeat it every thread.

>>30289027
This man does not represent the majority of us who talk about Australians. It is just a generic insult I swear.

*quietly celebrates*

>>30289054
Eh bebe y wan sum boi pucci?

>>30287192
>the bath mini quest we just had which was full of in-jokes that no outsider will get or care about.
If you don't get them it was still mildy enjoyable.

I would be more concerned that a newfag might have been scared off by the abused fillies. Can we all agree not to use those pictures for next threads op image.

>>30289126

No?

>>30289126
No.

>>30289126
No!

>>30289136
>>30289211
>>30289321
This memeing seems dangerous. Some madman might do it.

>>30289334
>people disagree with me
>must be memeing
No?

>>30289126
Well I suppose some folks did think we should not use warlock art because 40k would put people off and this is much worse so agreed.

>>30289334
No.