709: Honest Apple
Written by Kevin Lappin
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5mc4ca
Legends of Magic #3 storytimed here!
>>30252902 (Cross-thread)
"The Elements of Harmony Vol. II" here!
>>30244810 (Cross-thread)
Rainbow Dash could be behind you right now. In your window. And you'd never know it.
Previous Horsey
>>30256970
Tails of Equestria rulebook here!
>>30231600 (Cross-thread)
"Equestria Girls: Magic, Magic Everywhere!" here!
>>30244235 (Cross-thread)
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
710: A Royal Problem - Starlight Glimmer is sent to solve a friendship problem between Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. When it's clear that the problem is that the royal sisters don't appreciate one another, Starlight impulsively switches their cutie marks!
711: Not Asking for Trouble - Pinkie Pie visits Prince Rutherford and the Yaks. While there an avalanche falls on the entire rustic vilage of Yakyakistan. Pinkie Pie suggests that she go getthe other ponies to come help but the proud Prince and Yaks refuse.
712: Discordant Harmony - When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear - The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune - Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat - Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales - When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The earlysodes:
710 - https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e10.mp4 (embed)
711 - https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e11.mp4 (embed)
718:A Health of Information - While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719:To Change a Changeling - Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720:It Isn't the Mane Thing About You - When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin - Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722:Marks and Recreation - Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723:Secrets and Pies - When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
Worship the filly butt.
Someponies are holding hooves.
Late night thread
>>30261555
>>30261563
Who is the biggest public freeuse slut and why is it Fluttershy?
>>30261584
Daapi, of course. She just wants to see everyone be happy.
>>30261584
Yes.
shimmy's jammies
>>30261595
Shimmy's panties.
>>30261595
Eww there all human and shit
>>30261601
Does she have a horse pussy?
>>30261596this is my favorite new headcanon
>>30261625
That mare is for pussy creampies
>>30261601
Shimmy's bra
>>30261631
Shimmy's character development
>>30261634
Burn
>>30261625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4YsOwLNsio
>>30261642
Shimmy's horgans
>>30261659
Anal's fine as long as every load winds up deep in her pussy.
All dress horses are breedable.
All of them.
>>30261667
Shimmy's horse-whole-body
>>30261686
Yeah, putting pony Shimmy in one of the recent EqG shorts was nice.
She's a cute
>>30261671
You mean, like, sucking the cum out of her ass and dumping it into her vagina?
breed the dresshorses
>>30261693
i really enjoyed seeing my wife in her true form again, after all these years
but happy this time
i just wish she had a chance to reconcile with celestia
>>30261708
No, retard, finishing it in her wonderful horse cunny
If you had to interview Dash for a job, what questions would you ask her?
>>30261744
Can I taste the rainbow?
>>30261744
what's your mom's number?
>>30261758
anon she's married
horse married
>>30261758
Finally, a decent post.
you know, i guessed dash's mom would be cute
but i had no idea she was going to be this popular
>>30261785
>perfection
>not extremely popular
>>30261785
I had such a bad feeling about the episode and Dash's parents since the writers have had a not so great track record when it comes to emotional Dash episodes.
I'm so happy it was an amazing episode with all the characters acting reasonably.
>she will never jokingly ask you if you need a bucket
>>30261794
>hot ass fucking sexy legs
goddammit i just masturbated
how did you know one of my many weaknesses
>>30261794
It hurts
is your body ready for the movie?
>walk by the toy aisle
>see these sluts looking at you like this
>immediate boner
"no, i wasn't looking at your daughter! it was the my little pony! they have bedroom eyes! you gotta believe me!"
>>30261811
You're already in the pink section, Anon
It's too late for you
>>30261811
Wow! Old-skool evil Glimmer!
>>30261805
>implying i'll be watching that trash
>>30261823
Dumb frogposter
>>30261785
>the thing what literally spawned iwtcird
>expecting us to not want to cum inside it
>>30261811
>dat Appleshy abomination
Post dancing
>>30261865
>>30261867
That's the kind of dancing I can get behind
>>30261865
>this video is unavailable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CizKGh2Dh_4
>>30261871
Anon why
What is it with kid shows about friendship and happy atmosphere that resonates with so many people,friends?
>>30261878
I take it this is another show in japan?
Link?
>>30261878sexually
>>30261811
Wait
I thought Starlight wasn't in the movie?
>>30261811
>Spike being hidden by the logo
Wtf my bladder is so small, I piss 500mL a time
Should I be worried
>>30261883
Ah, that would explain it.
>>30261850
shoogah cooob!
>>30261901
And I frogot the image.
hotdog and sciencebutt are cute horses
I wish to have sex with Fluttershy.
>Morgan Freeman will never read your Shyra ERP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdzSN6Zc2Zw
>Starlight has always wanted to be the slutty teenage girl
Oh, also this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EsPnmLVYj4
>>30261935
I,love sp
>>30261943
Nice
>>30261938
they are cute together
>>30261920
what if the sciencebutt and magicbutt teamed up?
>>30261891
starlight is in every movie
>>30261967
Excuse me, but, that is Trixie's girlfriend
>>30261974
and then sciencebutt died? that would be great
Why are you posting things that are not pony
why are you posting noncanon humans
sunshit shitmer has never appeared in my little pony friendship is magic
you might as well post that animal pals cartoon or the dog cartoon
>>30261981
>Why are you posting things that are not pony
There's a lil' pony inside this one.
>>30261981
Because they are horrible people that do not deserve life itself.
>>30261981
At least they aren't underage and naked
>>30261996
That's like saying at least the rapist didn't rape my ass
>>30261993
This is a "my little pony friendship is magic" thread. All I'm saying is that Sunset never appeared in the main franchise but only in the equestria girls sub-branch, which is clearly not MLP FiM.
They've been posted for so long that nobody really cares at this point, but it's a matter of principle to me
there's a EQG general, why aren't you posting them there
I certainly don't see people in the EQG general discussing about twilight and applejack and other FiM ponies and posting screenshots from FiM
It's a little mind boggling to me really
>>30261981
Is it time to post TFH?
>>30262003
Fuck off back to containment mlpg discord
>>30262006
What's that, Those Filly Humans?
>>30262003
It says MLP General, you blind bat. It's been like that since day freaking one. It was always MLP in general, I saw a lot of discussion about pre-G4 ponies back in the day. EqG, while not my taste, is still clearly within the confines of the MLP franchise. All you people who bitch about "shitposting" are huge whiny fuckers who get pissed because other people enjoy discussing things you don't.
>>30262009
Wow, rude
Is this the level of discussion I'm going to get
I'm just trying to make a point here no need to get all angsty on me my good man
Though it is interesting that you take a simple question so personally, maybe you thought about this yourself and never came up with a reason why you're posting these here when there's a specifically made thread for them?
>>30262003
>he asks why we don't take random ass topics to specific generals
>in MLP General
>>30262003
mlp general =/ mlp:fim general
ya dink
>>30262025
while you were talking, suddenly the equestria girls started making out with each other
What if our posts had at least a 50:50 mix of pony to EqG?
Would that be enough for your autism?
>>30262025
>>30262021
>>30262018
Wow jeez there's no need to be so aggressive guys. Work on those anger issues.
The marker has always been for MLP FiM, though. The whole reason the EQG thread was made was because we didn't use to tolerate those discussions.
Hell, look at >>30262033 even. He knows what I'm talking about.
>>30262041
>suddenly
>>30262021
undesirables have been evicted from MLPG before
pretty much everyone dislikes dougs and dougposters
they just don't quite make enough of a nuisance of themselves to really provoke a reaction
>>30262019
This is MLP general, MLP EQG is part of MLP hence it can be posted here.
>>30262044
>>30262049
>we
>they
It's the fact that some people believe and think in these kinds of terms that's confuses me.
>>30262044
Who died and let (You) make the rules?
>>30262049
Where have you been the past year?
Even now we still get flareups of "trashposter"
>>30262044
>we didn't used to tolerate those discussions
That's wrong though. I have never once posted in an EqG thread and have been posting about it in MLPG since the first movie. Don't remember much people caring for it then but there was much less bitching.Then we had that sweaty boot meme for a while
>>30262057
Large indeed.
>>30262058
>That's wrong though. I have never once posted in an EqG thread and have been posting about it in MLPG since the first movie.
then you're a piece of shit that needs to be shot
ahh yes
the shitposting hour is upon us
>>30262068
>>30262063
I'll worry about getting shot after the movie
ITT
>>30262072
Cheeselegs and her subordinates are ugly.
>>30262073
>>30262073
Take it back
>>30262073
Please try to avoid posting opinions this terrible in the future.
At least they always shitpost EQG in the dead hours
Don't think about cute fillies.
>fuckers get mad at horse girls because muh canon
>muh not horses
>no one ever bats an eye whenever MLPG is discussing horse dicks
It's almost like enormous faggots act like enormous faggots. You used to be able to discuss the comics here, too, even if a lot of the later ones went to shit.
>>30262088
People complain about everything here. I don't know why you're trying to pretend they don't.
>>30262088
All we have now are fillies. We could literally change the name to /filly/ instead of /mlpg/ and nobody would bat an eye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa9KcZ_EWwY
>>30262095
Fillies are just the latest meme like pony says or pony did thing. You can change filly to pony and we'll just have the last thing people used to bitch about.
Fillies will be replaced.
>>30262095
I would, filly posters need to die a pedo death
>>30262105
Filly is not for sexual.
>>30262104
The age of filly will last forever.
>>30262102
Catchy
>>30262108
Exactly
>>30262093
Only person I've ever seen complaining about it is me. Maybe one other person.
>>30262110
Nah
>>30262088
>no one ever bats an eye whenever MLPG is discussing horse dicks
Ah, but you see
horse dicks are attached to horses, which are in the show and thus are completely canon and an ostensible topic of discussion
>>30262108
Filly is always for sexual.
>>30262117
>there are only two people in the entirety of MLPG that complain about gay posting
Is this what you're trying to tell me?
If Pony were in the hospital recovering from a major injury or operation and had limited movement, would you stay with them?
Would you sleep in a chair by their bed, spending restless night after restless night just to make sure they're okay?
Would you listen to them whine in pain all night, knowing there was nothing you could do to alleviate it?
Would you help them to the toilet and wipe them clean afterwards, because they can't do it themselves?
>>30262119
We don't know if ponies have genitals. They might reproduce by pollinating like plants. They could just rub asses together to breed.
>>30262088
Are you shitting me?
horse dicks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> human girls
>>30262122
Yes
>>30262121
I'm merely telling you my long experiences here.
>>30262122
did something happen anon
>>30262123
But how would big mac cream pie the baker girl in equality town without a dick
checkmate atheists
>>30262128
>liking horse dick
We are males here, anon. We are supposed to like females.
>>30262123
Natural. Mammalian. Reproduction
>Today is Best Friends Day
>>30262131
Either you're blind or just have really bad timing.
Either that or you're fucking with me.
>>30262140
We're all friends here...right?
>>30262135
Yeah.
Female horses with horsedicks and huge floppy balls.
Filly is for_________.
>>30262135But humans are shit.
>>30262150
>nu-Nyx
Brutal murder.
>>30262147
I wouldn't come here everyday if I didn't like you fucks to some degree I think
>>30262150
LARPing.
>>30262140
BEST OF FRENS
>>30262148
Gay
UNTIL THE END OF TIME
>>30262149
But Rarity was always interested in building up her business and she didn't suddenly become a greedy asshole in S2.Pinkie was always random
>>30262164
>Pinkie was always random
That's where you're wrong, kiddo. She used to have an excellent personality and tons of charm. Writers just can't into mane six writing.
>>30262174
Every day I wish madmax is alive and well.
Is she a MILF?
>>30262179
Yes and I want to fuck her while shining watches in the corner.
>>30262168
Pinkie used to break out in random songs that usually left her friends confused
Dash called her random in Griffin the brush off
There are a few episodes that open up with Pinkie doing something cartoony or random that was completely unrelated to the plot.
In another s1 episode she spent the entire time popping up out of random places shouting the same line and ignoring how Twilight might feel about the situation.
>>30262181
>not wanting Shining to fuck you in the ass while you fuck Cadance
>>30262174
>ywn fuck broken shards that used to be a mare
Sad
Why does Dash need so many horsepanties?
>>30262210Because her parents never potty trained her
gonna eat breakfast lads
feeling a bit sick might throw up
wish me luck
>>30262218
Good luck with breakfast, Sweetie
>>30262210
To hold in the crusty flakes
Don't mind me, just letting you guys know that 4chan might be trying to implement a new tracking method to deanonymize you.
>>>/g/60797824
https://gist.github.com/anonymous/2817663df6d7eb8103d6c9936005fd88
>>30261935
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/tmp/cache/1474805697838.png
I'd watch a National Geographic documentary/Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom on shyra's species
>>30262210
Those aren't even hers, that's just her collection from fans who throw them at her during her Wonderbolts shows.
>>30262235
RARITY IS CUTE
>>30262241
Fucking gook moot
>>30261548
Oh man, look at that cute lil' blue pone. reminder to always leave your windows open, MLPG.
>>30262241
well it's not on /mlp/ at least
>>30262241
I'm shocked
>>30262245
asshole like a fucking monster truck tire
good lord
>>30262241
I don't live in Murrica or Mudslimeurope
Don't care
>>30262241
Well at least it taught me that umatrix exists. Nice find.
It's getting more and more annoying to browse the internet nowadays.
Now I just have to find a way to make ublock origin to communicate with umatrix so it doesn't block my captchas
>>30262279
Yet.
>>30262241
Didn't see it in uMatrix or loading on any of those affected boards, but still had the cookie for whatever reason.
Now I shall hug all the ponies
>>30262296
Just get a 4chan pass
>>30262348
Yes give Hiro more of your money, anon
>>30262368
It's only 20 for no captcha, worth it imo
>>30262333
Even cheeselegs?
>>30262372
Even her
Even http://i.imgur.com/ZJDUD6W.png
Even Rumble
Any sufficiently advanced filly is indistinguishable from a pony.
>>30262380
fuck off pedo
>>30262368
I find it well worth the 20 dollars if it lets me storytime with ease. It would be really annoying to have to fill out 150+ captchas for the longer books.
For Anons that just normally post though I think it wouldn't be as worth it unless captcha really bothers you that much.
>>30262369
>buying it just because you're too lazy to type captcha
Give me a fucking break. I only bought it because half of my country's ISPs are blocked. There are literally no more justified reasons to buy it.
>>30262386
>>30262389
here comes the shill brigade
>>30262369
If I don't think the site has been good for years and I don't like the new owner of the site why would I pay 20 bones to shitpost faster?
>>30262386
Oh yeah, I get getting one for that's why I had one for a year when moot was still around, but I hardly go to /co/ anymore so it's not needed
>>30262393
>shitting on everybody who buys it not because his country is banned
>shill
>>30262394
Getting one for storytimes*
I'm still tired
>>30262372
Bugpone is the character most in need of a hug right now.
>>30262396
>responding to the bait
Thanks for feeding him (You)s, bro
>>30262402
No problem. I don't mind giving free (You)s to anybody.
>>30262400
Yes feed her your love
>>30262409
I wonder how Chrysalis feels now that she's not the ugliest bugpony.
>>30262436
who is ugliest bugpony?
>>30262436
Are you implying there was a time she was the ugliest bug pony? Fight me!
>>30262436
But the fruity changelings are cuter than her
>>30262500
thats a lie
I like em both, the nuChangelings need ,ore art though
>>30262501
It's the truth. You'll accept it one day.
>>30262511
More*
>>30262500
Wrong. Both are qt in their own ways though.
>>30262500
I bet you like McDonalds with that bad taste
Fixed the ekansovi problem, man was that annoying.
Thanks for reporting that, anon
>>30262523
What's wrong with Mccy D's?
>>30262523
I'm a Rally's man because they have the best fries.
>>30262528
This will not be their last attempt at trying to gather data. Check /g/ more often just in case.
>>30262542
what the fuck is a Rally's
>>30262565
Also called Checkers in some areas.
Your comfort filly is sick and won't come to work today.
>>30262562
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>30262567
>Checkers
What the fuck is a Checkers?
>>30262578
Calm your teats, bugbutt
>>30262579
A fast food restaurant with really good fries.
>>30262583
Bugs don't have teats, moron.
Checkers is nigger food
>>30262593
Bug HORSES do
Filly in a jar
>>30262610
Filly in/is a jam
What if there was a spinoff were the little ponies were human girls in highschool?
>>30262620
Kys
>>30262623
I'll kys you on the cheek
>>30262626
My butt cheek
what's the name of that pony with the giant green stinkdick
>>30262628
I will eat a five course meal out of your ass if you let me
>>30262633
Dj acid?
>>30262634
Anon that's lewd
>>30262633
Uh, excuse you it's a RADIOACTIVE giant green stinkdick
>>30262633
Twilight Sparkle.
>>30262639
Is that a no?
>>30262640
>>30262636
That's it
thank you all
I very much want to see her press that cock to Applejack's face and mindbreak her with dickmusk
>>30262643
That's a resolute no.
>>30262647
There's more to acid than her giant neon dick.But I want to see that too
>>30262654I wonder why she doesn't have a gigantic green ponut
>>30262677
I want to jerk these two off.
>>30262678
If she got a dismembered penis she could join?
>>30262688
I want to kiss her new molt skin
>>30262689
It has to be attached to her body
Why aren't youreading a good technical book related to your professionright now?
>>30262706
They make books about washing old people?
>>30262706
It'd be a pretty short book since all I have to remember is "lift with your back, not your knees."
>>30262714
What a saucy mare.
>>30262706
>profession
Didnt know they wrote books about being a uselesss piece of shit.
>>30262718
I want more adorable Fleetfoot moments.
horse ass
>>30262726
You can read my upcoming book: NEET life and the dangers of overponying
do ponies shit
>>30262741
Yes, they have diapers and bathrooms
>>30262741
They have toilets
Can fillies be a profession?
>>30262750
For the last time no.
But you can get a job as a professional filly groomer.
I wonder if Ember moults.
I wonder what a fresh set of scales feels like.
>>30262755
Australia trying to upstage Canada once again, no big surprise.
>>30262755
I'll never talk shit about Australia again
>>30262757
She would shed, not molt.
>>30262757
>Dragon in heels
Oh man
>>30262767
You should follow the dragon x knight threads in trash
>>30262755
>Australia used to be one year behind the US
>now suddenly ahead
what the fuck
>>30262755
All this uncertainty probably makes Gloomy feel sick.
>>30262750
There are people who make a living breeding fillies.
That much is known.
>>30262779
Hasbro made them a gift because of the movie air date.
>>30262773I might just do that
>>30262784
They are pretty hot
>>30262780
Is Gloomy going to turn into a kangaroo now?
>>30262805
Kangaroo Gloomy sounds cute
>>30262805
>>30262809
drawfags pls do it
>>30262543
>>30262755When Apple Bloom meets Grand Pear in the market, she's surprised to find out that the Pears and the Apples have a long standing family feud. Curious to know more, she and her siblings set off to talk to Goldie Delicious and get a whole lot more than they bargained for. They find out that their mother was a Pear! Curious to know more about their parents they set off to talk to their parents friends who are more than happy to share stories of young Bright Mac and Pear Butter with the Apple Siblings. Understanding their parent's love, they reach out to their estranged Grandfather and bring him and Granny together be the family they should have been from the beginning.
>>30262755When Discord realizes all of the effort Fluttershy goes through hosting their weekly tea parties, he offers to host the next one at his place - tomorrow! Having never hosted a tea party before let alone one worthy of Fluttershy, Discord panics. Only after popping around Equestria collecting strange and unusual party supplies does Discord discover the chaos he's created in his realm. In hopes of making his place Fluttershy-friendly, Discord completely normalizes his realm and then himself. Upon her arrival Fluttershy is surprised to find Discord in a suit and tie wanting to discuss boring topics like the weather. But when Discord suddenly starts to fade away before her eyes, Fluttershy deduces that since Discord is a being of pure chaos, acting normal must be what's causing him to disappear. Fluttershy takes it upon herself to act like Discord and cause some chaos. Discord gets caught up in the spirit of her adorable chaos making, and is soon back to his normal not-so-normal-self. Discord admits he made all of these changes because he was worried she'd see how different they are and end their friendship. Fluttershy explains she values their friendship and likes him because of their differences. Discord is relieved and soon the two are upside down on Discord's ceiling, drinking tea and happily trying to catch sandwiches with butterfly nets as they fly by.
>>30262825
I sincerely hope you'll get hit by a bus someday you little shit.
>>30262840
kinda cute
>>30262755
Well, that's nice.
>>30262839
>Understanding their parent's love, they reach out to their estranged Grandfather and bring him and Granny together be the family they should have been from the beginning.
This episode will kill me
>>30262839
>>30262840
These here descriptions seem way longer than usual.
I fear they'll be spoilerlike, so i won't read them.
>>30262851
I wish I also could stop myself before it was too late.
>>30262839
Is this really what's going to happen, where did you get this info from?
>>30262851
That's a good choice
>>30262861
Obviously from fucking Aussies website where they're ruining everything with spoilers.
https://www.foxtel.com.au/got/whats-on/tv-guide/search?q=my%20little%20pony&page=2
>>30262866
Is this normal for Australian shows to just tell you everything that's going to happen in the episode?
I feel like posting Fluttershy before I head out
I hope she has a good day today.
>>30262932
fluttershy lives in an ass
>>30262932
Hey you can't just leave your dog here and leave!
kiss a pony
>>30262932
How kind of you
>>30263030
She's so cute.
I want to stroke her mane while I bathe her to get the pee out of her fur.
>>30263036
Don't pee on the ponies anon
>>30262840
Think Discordant Harmony will be good?
>>30263103
Discord shenanigans are always pretty entertaining.
Dash pls
>>30262755
FUCK
FUUUUUUCK
>>30262755
Do I have to watch these upside down?
>>30263173
No, just with Australian voice actors.
>>30263196
>Australian MLP
>Rainbow Dash is regularly called a cunt
It would be an improvement on the American version
>>30263196
So unintelligible gibberish and instead of pony everyone just calls one another cunts?
I GOT SOME PONES TO POST
JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT
>>30263196
>tfw scottish MLP
>>30263254
Don't you fucking do it you madman!
>>30262706
>profession
good one, purple.
>>30263259
>As the episode progresses you can tell the VA's are getting too hammered to read the script and are just improvising.
>>30263261
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>30262706
last time I went to the library I saw a bookcalled "profession: Youtuber" and I started to worry the world might be really going in the wrong direction
>>30262714
>"lift with your back, not your knees."
But that's the other way around you stupid horse
>>30263324
>>30263333You'll start forgetting shit when you get old, too.
>>30263345
oh yes.
That.
youtube.com/watch?v=ffYWhtgoyWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obLcsYwbC4
I really like this palette...minus the gray I threw in there. Was trying to do quick pony with the colors and just threw clothing on her.
might as well get into a little pony fashion I guess.
>>30263543
>>30263549
super cute
>>30263535
I guess this is what happens when everyone decides they want to be the little filly
>Niconico now has an HTML5 player.
FINALLY!
>>30263570
At least human Anon got to enjoy his dream of having a group of fillies all for himself.
>>30263622
I'd be the booze filly
>>30263738
that must be one large horse tub
Magical pastel mares are so cute and I'm sad they're not real.
Just look at these qts.
>>30263752
they're real in your heart
>>30263764
My heart is dead.
>>30263752
At least fillies are real.
>>30263804
?
>>30263771
boop it back to life
>>30263804
yeah but they're so damn smug about it
>>30263811
but that could disrupt the natural boop cycle!
I want to groom the Gloomy
>>30263808
Cotton Cloudy is a very cute pone
Look at those little wings
>>30263993
Of course she's cute, she's a filly.
>>30263993
yeah, I want to rub and kiss her wings
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
>>30264021But can I be a filly in a pretty dress?
>>30264029Nope
>>30264029
No.
>>30264047
UNDRESS
Filly didn't do anything wrong, she's just new at this.
Filly does not enjoy a slow MLP general.
>>30264234
Can I help that filly?
>>30264234
Then filly should produce some content worth talking about.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS534E2Qhzo
PayDay 2 is free on Steam, BTW.
>>30262755
Once again Australia ruins everything.
>>30264285
I don't have a waifu, I have a horse girlfriend.
>>30264285
>>30264234
that filly needs a backpack
Those guys were right, word captcha really is better than all those disappearing numbers
>>30264262
PD2 is fun for a while, but stealth is unrewarding, it gets repetitive quickly and you can't really do any of the challenging missions without buying the DLC weapons. I'd recommend giving it a try if you have friends to play with.
Pony doesn't get the appeal of this "4chan" thing you're so obsessed with.
>>30264467
like she's one to talk, she spends all day on 4filly
>>30264467
But I can post pone.
>>30264534
The pegasus pone may become very confused when they see a window and it's closed.
Why aren't there any primates in MLP? I don't remember seeing any monkeys or anything.
>>30264548
Good
I hate every ape I see
Why is Sweetie so strong?
>>30264558
retard strength
>>30264580
pony pulls the wagon!
>>30264534
That is a very lazy horse butt
they look so much better when they do them right
>>30264548
Obviously, Equestria is a post-apocalyptic Earth. Hence all the human instruments, culture and architecture with no humans around.
>>30264534
that little pony has a fascination with windows
>>30264612
Don't forget them having the same constellations
That pretty much means they have to occupy our exact position in space
>>30264603
>rarity and trixie in those cute skirts
uhoh i'm hard
>>30264643
it's such a cute little thing she does
>>30264658
why is she such a cutie patootie?
>>30264670
She isn't.
>>30264670
Because she's a cute, little, blue pegasus.
>>30264670
her enthusiasm and tininess
>>30264670
She contracted it when she was young.
Ponies with it don't last long.
>>30264709
that's not true, with the right treatment ponies who contract cutie patootie can live a long and happy life
just look at Pinko
>>30264736
Just watch out for those lingering side effects.
dont ponk
350 bit penalty
>>30264775
how does she do that with her hoof
>>30264785
Space magic.
>>30264855
teach me
I want to cuddle Sweetie Bloom on the right
>>30264936
You must seek out an expert.
canon
cute
ponies
>tfw you couldn't pone all day long
I won't make it. Tell my waifu I love her
>>30265005
She's my waifu now bitch!
>>30265002
thats like, most of them
Daring Don't was a fine episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
>>30262706
Because I am lazy and lack the motivation to do anything but the bare minimum.
Which is a shame because I am also not dumb. Fate should have given my intelligence to someone else who'd actually use it.
>>30265019
In that case I have a message for you, tooI fucked your waifu
>>30264262
I have friends to play it with and I still feel like uninstalling that shit. I just don't get a kick out of it like I did the first couples of games of it I played. Plus having to use, like, 60 fucking gigs is absurd.
If you give a pone a cookie...
pone wants to be fit, you must help her
>sunset opens a sushi truck
>the dazzlings have never appeared again
oh god
>>30265159
Deepest lore.
resting feetsies on filly's back so she can start licking them for the sweat salt
>>30265159
I've never seen a sushi truck
>>30265224
I don't think I would trust a sushi truck
>>30265224
go to japan
>>30265262
make me
copy that.
Are you guys into memes?
>>30265273
no, just pones
>>30265273
sure, what you got for us
>>30265276
what does that mean?
Futanari?
>>30265285
hitler did nothing wrong.
>>30265287
we already have that one, what else you got
>>30265287
stale meme, you have to do better than that to play with the *rubs hard junk through pants*...big boys
>>30265291
It wouldn't be a meme if people didn't use it.
>>30265297
It's time to make america great again.
>>30265342
Best way to keep your ponies in mint condition.
>>30265342
>>30265352
copy that.
Are you guys into memes?
>>30265352
I can't even tell the difference between a factory refurbished pony and a brand new one
>>30265417
You can tell by that new pone smell.
>>30261567
Y'all are all all horsefuckers
>>30265381
copy that
Fucking horsefuckers fucking horses
>>30265534
that's redundant. reported.
Thanks.
>>30265565
Not a courtesy.
How much for the pony in the window?
Good to know that my fellow horsefags still get offended easily.
Filly says never ever trust the polls
>>30265581
good to know MLP still attracts autists.
>>30265586
Awwwww. I love you too!
Russian filly hackers have hacked you.
Give them all your money and candy or they will release your filly folder for the world to see.
what the heck anon, don't shitpost
>>30265712
Release it, I'm long past the point of giving a fuck.
>>30265712
But I don't have a filly folder
>>30265797
They're fillies.
They can make one.
And it will be extra lewd.
>>30265797
>he doesn't
You must help filly with her epic filly quest.
>>30265816
I'd rather hear about pony's week.
>>30265887
Sorry, I'm already part of a adventuring party
>>30265816
You already know, Pinkie
You were with me the whole time!
>>30265914
I want to sit at that table really bad.
>>30265832
Are you saying the fillies would frame me
>>30265843
I have plenty of filly images
they just don't have their own folder
>>30265914
And then Anon replaced Spike in the party.
>>30265957
That is a cute filly.
>>30265914
I am going to steal Rarity's tiara
Hey guys, look at this neat Twilight picture I found.
>>30266098
Noi is cute. CUTE!
>>30266061
I'm going to kick your ass up and down Equestria
Hello, other real ponies
Nice above ground weather we're having, huh?
>>30266174
But this is the griffon kingdom
>>30262739
I'm gonna have to see how the hat from my Marisa fumo looks on Twilight.
>>30266104
Noi is love.
>>30266098
>>30266104
>>30266202
MEME FILLY
>>30266222
Adorably sexy MEME FILLY.
>>30266174
Actually yes it is totally legitimate adolescent male crystal pony, the rain is great
wtf
I had three naps in a row
guess I didn't sleep well last night
Day 3 of Waifu Wars on Saturday.
Here's matches.
Group A:
Rarity(0) vs Princess Cadence(3)
Octavia(6) vs Berry Punch(3)
Group B:
Bon Bon(0) vs Starlight Glimmer(0)
Trixie(6) vs Treehugger(6) - Winner gets #1 group seed, loser gets #2.
Group C:
Princess Celestia(6) vs Spitfire(3)
Derpy Hooves(0) vs Adagio Dazzle(3)
Group D:
Maud Pie(3) vs Sonata Dusk(0)
Lyra Heartstrings(6) vs Applejack(3)
>>30266380
Rainbow Dash would be proud.
>>30266297
>A pony will never give you a 10
Imagine having ten ponies.
>>30266516
I can't even imagine having one.
>>30266522
Imagine having more.
>>30266546
It'd be hard to take care of one pony, let alone more.But I'd really love to try.
>>30266391
never say never anon
>>30266546
Does Cheerilee have 2 different classes in shifts or something
boop'st'd've
>>30266568
every single one of them has cutie marks so maybe its an older class by a couple of years?
>>30266546
Why is Peach filly so happy about dying?
>>30266546
How do you feel when you realize thatthey're all orphans, since they were being taken care of by Cheerilee and not their parents?
>>30266646
I want to adopt them.
>>30266646
Or the hospital provides top level care so parents don't need to take off days from work.
>>30266646
they were just in the Intensive Filly Unity, they might still have parents
>>30266385
WIN CELESTIA
>>30266809
I mean I have a fist.
Do you want me to use a fist?
>>30266843
Pretty sure that's exactly what she wants.
>>30266851
b-bop it
>>30266885
Flick it.
>>30266902
Twist it.
>>30266918
Pull it.
>>30266924
pork it
>>30266924
Slap it.
>>30266951
Do not whpssh the ponies.
>>30266963
but it's even better when they don't want it
>>30266843
Should kick her right in the twat for that comment. Full force, football kickoff style.
>>30267004
>>30267015
>>30267004
>>30267015
>>30267018
Such an innocent filly.
>>30267075
k.
>>30267088
I bet it would be slightly sticky
what's a good book to read?
could be fiction could be self help/inspirational, gold trophy would be a good mystery
I'm looking for something to read in bed before sleeping
>>30267028
Hi Horny I'm dad.
>>30267110
I just started the Dark Tower series since the movie is coming out this year. First book was a little weird but I liked it a lot and it was an easy read. I'm loving the 2nd book though.
>>30267122
>>30267110
Ready Player one if you're into 80's pop culture.
Cartwright's Cavaliers if you want a surprisingly good sci fi giant robot fight about a fat brony.
Hard Luck Hank if you want loser Duke Nukem doing that kind of shit.
NPC's by Drew Hayes if you want D&D based shenanigans.
Odd Thomas if you want ghost mysteries with a fun main character.
Survival quest if you want to try litrpg.
Columbus Day if you want snarky AI and dumbass hero adventures.
We Are Legion we are Bob if you want fun Sci Fi with heavy world building.
The Dragons of Dorcastle if you want a fuck load and a half of world building fantasy.
Also recommend each of these as audiobooks.
Does the royal castle have one throne or two? Did Luna ever get her own?
>>30267188
wasn't her castle the one in the everfree forest?
I don't remember the lore around it
>>30267197
The castle in the Everfree forest was the sisters' old castle
>>30267217
I couldn't remember if she had a throne there so I checked the S4 premiere and she did
it's not really an answer to the guy's question but good to know
Boop a pony. Right on hersnoot.
>>30267265
That's a sad pic.
>>30267270
marker has sexy little hips, I never thought about lewd marker before
>>30267265
What the hell, man.
>>30267265
Wow, Apples are really good at making graves.
I mean I guess they've had practice.
>>30267282
>I never thought about lewd marker before
You've been missing out.
>>30267291
THAT'S NOT BOOPING
>>30267004
who left the apple bloom machine on?
>>30267282
Marker is a mare, and is thus for breeding.
>>30267295
She seems to think it is.
>>30267295
Don't tell the boop guru what is or isn't booping.
>>30267309
>duplicate file
Beat me by a second, you dicksucker.
>>30267318
don't be angry, he's the best
marker is a dumb oc
she went two live albums eighty he world
>>30267322
Sucking dick and shitposting is all I have left, so I'm going to be the best.
>>30267309
>kevinsano will never go back to not drawing absolute garbage
>>30267325
Good news Anon, Twilight finally got the joke you told her, so she retracted her demand for an apology.
I would a marker
>>30267398
Tell my pony secretary to put out a public statement that Twilight can expect a booping soon
>>30267447
more like Celesti-duh
>>30265895
4 hours later, and she's almost halfway finished telling you.
>>30267494
what has that boy been eatin'
>>30267490
>and then I went to go stand around in ponyville square and there was a blue mare next to me so we stodd next to each other for a bit so I guess we're best friends now and then I ate some grass but
>>30267447
>someone finally reuses one of your filenames
'bout fucking time
>>30267494
Go to bed, Goat.
>>30267496
long things mostly
satan, guide my cock!!!
>>30267529
>that dress under the labcoat
unf
>>30267576
>>30267576
>>30267576
Honestly.