Incestuous Relationships Thread

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Hold on Anon, mama's cumming!

>>30255726
Mo...moar mama Daring when?

>>30255726
That is just genuinely ugly character design.
Why the hell is daring of all people wearing a bunch of makeup?

>BOM BOM
>BE Daring DO
>OH GOD SON, I've been wanting to fuck you.
>OH DEAR LORD JESUS CHRIST SAMMA SENPAI.
>(sexysounds)
>End

>>30255740
All the more to mark her place on her son's cock in the morning. Duh.

>>30255740
because she's a lady!

>Be Daring Do
>Take your young 13 year old son into the jungle because why the fuck not
>He keeps complaining about ticks biting him
>Suck his cock instead of dealing with the ticks
>About a month later he dies of lime disease

>>30255740
If it made MY ass look that good, I'd wear makeup too.

>>30255740
MILF

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>You will never be the one who keeps your bipolar cousin sane.

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>>30255823

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>>30255823
>You will never have a loving family with her.

>>30255841
>Don't ever talk to me or my daughter again

>>30255823
>>30255835
>>30255841
Stop, please, my dick and my heart cant take it.

>>30255715
>You are Anon, and your Auntie is TRYING something with you; you just KNOW it.
>"Hey, Anon! Your mom told me you just bought that new game, CALAMITY. If you're gonna play it, can I sit down and watch? I can tell you 'bout how I used to play the original CALAMITY and CALAMITY 2 back in the 90's."
"Y-yeah, sure thing."
>Your aunt beams at you and pumps her fist.
>"Awesome!"
>Auntie Luna sashays into the room, swinging her hips back and forth.
>The subtle (or not-so-subtle; Auntie's tits are huge) jiggle of her chest clues you in to the fact that she isn't wearing a bra under that sleeveless sweater.
>The look on her face is innocent enough that you almost believe that she isn't doing this on purpose.
>ALMOST.
>A split-second before she turns around and plops herself down onto your lap, you realize that you're sitting on the only chair in your bedroom.
>Fuck.
>FUCK.
>NOBODY TOLD YOU SHE WAS WEARING A BACKLESS SWEATER
>If you had any suspicions that she wasn't wearing a bra before, they are all 100% confirmed now.
>Oh, god.
>Her skin feels so hot on your chest, even with your shitty T-shirt in the way.
>"Oh my god, Anon, I should tell you 'bout the time I got fired from work 'cause I was playing CALAMITY instead of working."
>Auntie Luna cackles and wriggles her rump into your lap, ignoring (or somehow ignorant) of the way your cock is now poking her in the ass.
>"Mister Doodle was so mad. Luckily, my sist-hey, what're you doing?"
>Your heart skips a beat, and you're sure that your traitorous penis has been the death of you.
>Will she castrate you, or simply tell your mother that you no-no touched your own aunt?
>"I thought we had a deal, kiddo!"
>Aunt Luna bends over to pick something up off the floor and gives you a good look down the back of her pants... and giving you an even better look at the way she isn't wearing any panties.
>Jesus take the wheel.
>After an eternity, Luna leans back up and twists around to hand you your Playpony 3 controller.

>>30255904
>"Lemme see how gory the series has gotten since CALAMITY 2, okay?" she says gleefully, eyes twinkling with excitement.
>You do your best to keep your thoughts Christian, and you crumble your hands in front of your chest and try not to crush your controller when your aunt leans backwards into you.
>Luna squeaks at the sensation of something hard (~so hard~) pressing against her back, and reaches around to grab your wrists.
>"You make a bad couch, little guy."
"Y-you too."
>Auntie Luna snorts and wraps your arms around her stomach, controller and all, making you effectively hug her in order to play the game.
>And here you are: hugging your hot, young aunt from behind and resting your head on her shoulder in order to see the stupid fucking TV screen.
>Your cock is pressed up against her round ass, and you're studiously aware of the way her bare back is crushing against your stomach.
>You start out the game and try to ignore the way your aunt keeps wriggling in your seat.
>"Did you know that the original CALAMITY games weren't actually 3D?
>Your cock twitches, poking up against your aunt's bottom.
"N-No kidding..."
>Auntie Luna shakes her head 'no', buffeting your face with sweet-smelling hair.
>"Nuh-uh! In fact, it..."
>Luna goes on with her explanations, talking about anything she can think of that's related to this game series.
>She talks about the developers, the coders, the disagreements and the clever tricks they used...
>She's right in the middle of a loud and incredibly spirited rant about the quality of CALAMITY 3, when you pull your first finishing move on one of the huge boss monsters.
>She squeals and damn-near creams her pants.
>She hugs your arms and crushes them against her breasts, letting you feel the hard nubs of nipples poking you in the palms.
>"Good job, Nonny! I knew my little nephew would follow in his aunt's footsteps!"
>You had no idea it was possible to be in both heaven and hell at the same time.
>"I should reward you somehow..."

>>30255910
Unnnnf, moar, MOAR!

>>30255910
>"....why don't I show you how I play CALAMITY 2?"
>Your aunt gets up off your lap and nearly skips out of the room.
>"I think I still have that shitty ol' PC 'round here somewhere!"
>...
>She really didn't know what she as doing to you?
>What the fuck?

>>30255978
>Ultra oblivious sexy aunt
Ah, hello hell, been awhile hasn't it?

>>30255823
>She will never make fun of you in front of her friends because you go to public school.

>>30255715
>say my 'hi, how are you's at family functions
>generally just sit, drink and keep to myself
>mom wants me to be more engaged
>aunt to the rescue
>sits and drinks with me
>tells my mom 'he's fiiine, leave him be'
aunt's are cool.

>>30255987
Plot twist: She's well aware of what she's doing. She's just toying with your boner.

>>30256150
Oh, that naughty aunt, better get the short shorts and go commando, make it easy to "teach her a lesson".
>>30255747
>Your aunt will never practice deepthroating you.
>She will never mark her place with lipstick
>She will never get super smug with your mom when she takes you to the root.

>>30255978
Is this the end, or just the beginning?

I hope there's more unresolved sexual tension.
Emphasis on unresolved - I'd like to see this stretch out as long as possible with more awkwardness and unintentional-ish flirting. That's the best part.

>>30256418
>Aunt Luna visits Anon in the middle of the night after working on her shitty old 90's computer to try and get it to work, and she wants to show him how it works
>She's dressed up in her pyjamas, which constitutes an old tshirt that reaches mid-thigh
>It keeps riding up her ass in her excitement and Anon catches glimpses of her bare crotch

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>>30256591
u-unf

>>30256591
>>30256639
>>30256639
>Luna would be the type of aunt if she is finds out you're dating a girl and you're a virgin she would give you hands on practice so when you fuck your girlfriend she'll be satisfied.

>>30256661
>"By the way, kiddo, eat more pineapple."

>>30255835
Whys her nose lookin like a nipple?

>>30256661
>implying she isn't the type of aunt who keeps you to herself because that girl isn't good enough for her favorite nephew

>>30255740
It's all for her baby boy.
>Daring pretties herself up each day, asking Anon if he thinks men will find her attractive
>What she's really trying to do is find out if he finds her sexy
>He always finds ways to evade saying yes, but one day he will slip up, and that's when she strikes

>>30256949
>You are Anon, and you're feeling ill.
>It might have had more to do with the drinking bender you and your aunt got involved in while you took turns binge-playing CALAMITY 2016, but the story that your mom is going to hear is that her poor baby boy has the flu.
>Two main reasons for that.
>One, you're underage and probably shouldn't be drinking to begin with.
>Tell that to your friends in high school.
>Two, your dear old Aunt was the one who made J-ello shots and encouraged you to eat/drink them, so SHE would get into trouble as well.
>Also, sex might have happened.
>You say "might" because you honestly don't remember; all you know is that you were drinking heavily with your aunt and you woke up the next morning in bed with her, naked and dripping with groin-fluids.
>So the official story is that you and Luna are sick, and the two of you are going to sleep in the same bed because that way mom won't get sick as well.
>Speaking of mom...
>Your mom (Celestia, in case you aren't particularly swift) waltzes into the room with two hot bowls of chicken-noodle soup; the smell of which makes your hungover stomach churn dangerously.
>She bends over and sets them down on the nearby table before turning her attention to you.
>"How's my baby boy?"
>You smile bravely and hope that she doesn't notice the reek of alcohol in the air.
"N-Not too good," you say in your best nasally sick-voice.
>Your mom "aww"s and reaches down, back-of-the-hand first to feel your forehead for a fever...
>>"Hisss!"
>...only for it to get smacked away by Auntie Luna's hand.
>>"Mine!"
>Mom looks between you and your aunt, shocked, and then slowly backs out of the room.
"Dammit, Auntie..." you groan.
>Why does she have to be so stupidly possessive of you?

>>30257093
Successful NEET-ish Luna and her wacky shenanigans? We need to go deeper.

>>30256728
Never seen that picture before, but know I can't unsee that pimple nose.

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I was too tired writing this last night
*This past week

>>30257647
Then Stop. Doing. It. And. Fucking. Write! And while your at it, stop posting shit sideways.

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>>30257647
>mfw reading this
I need more, just take all my money

>>30255751
flashy appearance is for men

>>30257093
This got interesting please continue anon

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>>30257647

>Tree Hugger is an unusual mom to say the least.
>She has always let you call her by name
>She keeps wine and pot in the house for you and doesn't really care if you go to school or not
>She never wears clothes in the house, and she's in the house most of the time since she works from home creating paintings and Kimya Dawson-esque song albums that sell pretty well.
>You've never had a lot of friends, though you're peripherally aware that it would be awkward having them over. It's fine, all you need is your mom anyway.
>She spends every evening just holding you, playing with your shaggy hair, rubbing you here or there or wherever you like it
>It's all been pretty innocent though, no different from Asian moms who just think their son's bits are fun and cute to play with
>Until recently.. you've just turned 11, and Tree Hugger started paying a lot of attention to the changes in your body. "You're a totally rad statue of masculinity, Anon" she'd say. "you're almost ready to put your lingam to use"
>What is that, tongue or something? Does she want a kiss? That's cool, you give her a nice kiss with tongues.
>Tree Hugger moans into your mouth and pulls you in for a big hug. This feels nice. You've always been very close and physical. Fuck, you were still nursing at 5. Almost let that one slip at school once, not realizing how weird other people thought that was. Meh, screw other people.
>Your penis grows erect and pushes up against your mom's soft, soft tummy. She giggles and takes it in her hand, pushing it downward, along the happy trail of soft red hairs.

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>>30257093
kek

>>30257793
Unnnnnnf, moar? My dick is approaching black hole mass.

>>30257793
f-fuck

>>30257793
>Suddenly you feel less resistance and slip inside where it's wet and hot. That's Tree Hugger's vagina! You've seen that before, but didn't realize quite how far in it went. Enough for you to fit anyway.
>Instinct takes over and you start moving your hips back and forth, while your mom starts doing some kinda weird hippie chant and what sounds like whinnying. In a short while, you feel a strange throbbing coming from deep inside. You cling to your mom as the pulsing works through your penis and you feel the rhythm of your first orgasm.
>"That was beautiful, baby. You placed your sacred seed into my yoni, where you came from. That flower's going to grow into a brand new life! Isn't that groovy?"
>You're not.. totally sure what she's talking about, but through the mishmash of Whinndian words and new-agey metaphor, you get a crash-course in the birds and the bees.
"Are you.. sure I put a baby in you?"
>"Mmm, you chose the perfect day, my flower was ready to bloooom! the seed just released. But.. just in case, we can keep doing this every time you get hard." she touches your sticky, mostly-deflated soft-on. "And once it catches, I've got plans.."

>>30257849
Unnnf, what kind of plans? Wait...this isn't going to go weird rape commune is it?

>>30257856
not... not rape..
>>30257849
>You've been in your new house for about two years now. It's way out in the middle of nowhere, but the area is absolutely beautiful. You feel like you could explore nature your whole life and never see everything within walking distance of your house.
>With your mom's work taking care of your extremely meager monetary needs, you can all just live a life of ease. All three of you.
>You come in after a refreshing swim in the cascading waterfall (you haven't worn a stitch in months) to find Tree Hugger nursing your daughter. Your perfect adorable little daughter with poofy red hair. You kiss her on the back, then kiss your mom on the mouth.
>You go to the fridge for some chow to replenish that energy. Swimming is damn good exercise, and your 13-year-old body is, as your mom put it, "Totally beefy". Whatever the outside world might think, you know you're a MAN, not a boy.
>As you eat your hash, you pat your little daughter (whom Tree Hugger insists you don't name, she can pick her own someday) on the shoulder, signaling her that she can have some solid food if she wants
>She gives you a kiss and you put a little chewed up hash in her mouth. It's amazing to you that some people actually buy pre-pureed baby food and have to try to heat it to body temperature. People seem to want to get as far from nature as possible, it seems. They'd probably have a robot raise their kids if they could. None of that for you guys.
>Tree Hugger spreads her legs, displaying her gorgeous, red-furred petals lewdly. "I want another one, Anon. Let's have as many as we can!"
>That's a challenge you're up to. You feel like an invasive species, populating this unclaimed frontier.

>>30257849
Oh god, Treehugger /would/ be the mom who is most likely to have a baby with her son. It's actually super in character for her

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>"So Anon, what do you think of your mom's new look? Not too much is it? I wouldn't want to look...slutty, now would I?"
>"I wouldn't want to look like a dirty little whore, begging to be dominated"

>>30257915
>Time seems to pass with the pace of a dream. Your blissful, uneventful life of luxurious simplicity continues. Swimming, sleeping, experimental cooking, woodland exploring, and all along nonstop hot and cold running sex from your mom
>Kitty, as your daughter unsurprisingly named herself, is growing up. At 11 years old, her fiery hair flows around her head like a sunrise, and matching strands are beginning to show up on her mound and under her arms
>She's about as attached to you as anyone could possibly be. Her 8 year old brother Stoney is equally attached to Tree Hugger. You almost never leave each others' sides, sleeping together in one bed, both of the kids watching as you and your mom make love. You keep no secrets from them, and they've been growing up remarkably bright and creative. It turns out artistic talent runs in the family, and you've all been finding satisfying outlets for your hobbies that end up being worth selling. (Stony, unsurprisingly, is a burgeoning sculptor)
>What you neglect to notice, though, is that Kitty is the same age you were when you lost your virginity. She hasn't had her first period yet.
>One day, as you're walking through the.. well, the house is just one room. You've never needed doors from each other. You even have one big fire-heated bath for winter, and an outdoor shower for summer that you all use together.
>Anyway, as you're walking through the one room, Kitty clinging to your side happily, Tree Hugger stops you. You wonder if she's going to kiss you or something, she has that look in her eyes, but instead she brings her face towards your daughter's sex.
>She inhales. She gently touches, penetrating her finger slightly, then tasting it.
>"Oh Anon, she's ready."
>"For what, Tree?" You have continued the tradition of just being called by name. You don't really feel like you need specific familial roles.
>"Her first albumen is going to drop, and I think it's going to be a chart-topper"

>>30257915
Hmmm, the age difference is a bit much, but its hot all the same.
>>30257942
>Daring found Anon's porn stash
>Specifically the phrases with the most...juice, on them.
>Is speeding up the breakdown of Anon's will.
>Her new lipstick is the right color of the newest porntaganist uses to mark her spot
Unf. We need more, MOAR I SAY!

>>30257942
Who are you? How did you get into my house? I'm calling the police!

>>30257915
>You feel like an invasive species, populating this unclaimed frontier.

Sorry if this is too much information, but I'm reading this in the john at school and that line just opened everything up. I literally laughed so hard I shat. Like a fucking cannon.

>>30257971
Oh, Daring is the recluse(relatively speaking) Aunt that Anon doesn't know about. As far as he is concerned she is just a weird stalker out for his dick.

>>30257963
Eh, the line by line kid sex is a bit much.

>>30257964
oh I didn't mention, she had you when she was like 14. so she's like 25 when you fuck.
>>30257963
>You decide it's better to actually explain things to your daughter first, and let her decide. Not that you felt taken advantage of. She has the advantage of knowing what sex is having watched firsthand.
>Unsurprisingly, Kitty is ecstatic about the idea of having your baby, but, thoughtful girl that she is, asks "But what about Tree? You can only shoot your gun once or twice a day, right?"
>Tree Hugger gives her little sapling a hug and a kiss on the ear. "It's fine, baby girl. I'm happy to let Anon enjoy the fruits of youth. 'Sides, it'll be my turn in a few years." She idly rubs Stoney's chest, who is passed out adorably curled up next to her.
>She then whispers in your ear "Give her all of it, every time you can, til you've done your job. You can use your tongue on me in the meantime"
>You lie down with your excited daughter, there on the floor, and do your best to pass along what Tree Hugger started with you. An unending chain of love continuing as far as its links can go.
>>30257990
fair nough, i prefer glossing over the sex anyway. Not even sure where I'm going with this, just came up with it this morning in bed

>>30257983
>Aunt
MAMA DARING

There was a story in the age difference general before it RIP'd for good.

I don't know if it's anyone's thing but there's some lewd stuff with an aunt and a nephew. (It's Luna x Anon)

https://pastebin.com/3QxUb983

>>30258021
Its more like, having sex with literal kids is the thing throwing me off. Not the age his mother is at.
>>30258024
Aunt?

>>30258032
Shit okay, I outlined it in the last thread and people seemed to find the idea of reproducing-right-at-the-beginning-of-ability, thus keeping generations as tight as possible, kind of a hot concept
I mean we're talking about a 5'11" 11 year old here with a moustache. i guess if I went into more detail about their looks.. I always forget to do that shit.
Not sure I should even continue since the idea is just same thing happens again, impregnate granddaughter. be greatgrandpa at 34-ish. shaggyheaded treehippies populate area, probably become dryads or something over time.

>>30258021
Patrician tier. Thanks Anon. Are you gonna keep going with this or are you done you think?

>>30258052
As far as you showed it was just normal creepy human rape farm. With little girl fucking too boot. Not that dumbass tangent the Satyr guys went off of.

>>30258056
ehh I had an image of TH being mounted by your son once he's old enough, whose dreads are nearly as big as his body.. maybe something about asking the boys each time if they'd rather go out on their own or stay in the family.. some same-generation brother-sister stuff.. someting about TH identifying you as some kind of.. man of the.. family.. uhhh the typical 'bouncing on top of you and grunting' young teen girl hotness imagery.. meh. if this guy's triggered I won't elaborate.
>>30258072
wait youre not the one REEing at satyrs are you?

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>>30258032
>He doesn't like sweet /ss/

>>30258021
Better hope Anon's 11 year old sisterdaughter doesn't die during childbirth (which I'm sure she'll just love by the way). Better hope nobody ever asks any questions, either, because there's a loooooooot of arrestable offenses going on down there.

>>30258052
Probably should drop it, you did it wrong anyways. There were no males in the idea except the dad, and even then, the age is a bit too low to be considered hot.
>>30258081
Why I'm here and not age difference thread.
>>30258080
Stop talking about it. We don't need that shit going on here again. Let. It. Die.

>>30258080
>meh. if this guy's triggered I won't elaborate.

It's not like bread's his safespace or some shit, but if you're not feeling it that's cool I guess. Still, was a nice read.

>>30258089
oh right, I forgot that part too. natural hippie childbirth, totally painless, masturbating her the whole time to keep painkillers and lubrication flowing.
you also seem to be missing the whole 'fantasy' thing.

>>30258080
Yes, he is.

>>30258096
...you really suck at writing the scene. It looked like a regular hippy fuck farm that ran on pot keeping them from feeling pain.

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>>30258081
Some people can't help having shit taste.

But at least we can laugh.

>>30258094
honestly i was more worried people would get grossed out by the kissfeeding thing.
god damn I wish I could meet some kinda natural-ass hippie woman who's still politically conservative and loves her some jesus. Openminded but still has fucking morals.. like, wouldn't think fucking her kid was gross, but also wouldnt ever consider doing it. Ima die alone for sure.
>>30258105
yeah I considered writing it out beforehand. I GOTS to decompress. Detail is what makes it good. Problem is I'm a drawing guy, not a writing guy. I just mentally paint the image, and then forget .. people can't see in my head.

>>30258119
Don't beat yourself over it all too much. We all start somewhere.

>>30258119
Writefag who draws like Stephen Hawking. You put the paint to the pad, I'll put ink to paper.

>>30258119
Didn't even notice the kissfeeding, you didn't write it out, just figured you had him make it fresh and then feed her that way....you really should just stick to drawing. You any good?

>>30258129
>We all start somewhere.
every time I hear that, it hurts a little more.. because the more I do, the more I hear I sound like a beginner
thanks though
>>30258132
it's a deal!

>>30258139
eh.. decent enough to get commissions, bad enough that most of my commissioners are autistic kids

>>30258153
So like basically every artist ever?

>>30258153
Well...at least its a consistent cash flow?

>>30258158
wouldn't say consistent, but it's growing all the time!
thanks you guys, this is a fun general
Ima go back to posting just vague ideas and letting someone else flesh them out

>>30258197
Have fun then.

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>>30257964
>"Uh oh, looks like you've caught me in a vulnerable position, Anon! As long as you're here, do you mind getting my pajamas? Just grab one of the big t-shirts out of the drawer, I don't wear much for...bed"
"Wait a minute, these shirts are all mine"
>"Really? Huh"

>>30258052
You had me at "impregnate granddaughter".

>>30258052
>people seemed to find the idea of reproducing-right-at-the-beginning-of-ability, thus keeping generations as tight as possible, kind of a hot concept
It is. Don't listen to that guy.

>>30258224
>these shirts are all mine
Oh god, this reminds me. My older sister used to wear my shirts all the time.

>>30258369
Did you ever wear them afterwards without washing them?

>>30258384
Better question, did she ever wear them without them being washed?

>>30258387
Why would that matter?

>>30258224
"Yes... And hold the fuck up, those are my booty shorts too!"

>>30258392
Because she might have enjoyed your scent, son.

>>30258325
>You're hiking through some woods, enjoying being alone in nature.
>You decide to strip off and just revel in your freedom. just straight up being out in all of this beauty is giving you a boner.
>You can't literally fuck mother nature but you can do the next best thing.
>As you're jerking it in a clearing, you hear some giggles
>No way anyone actually LIVES out here, right? I mean, you hear legends about woodland sprites and whatnot, but those people seem to think they're in ye olde europe. This is bigfoot country, if anything.
>As you resume stroking it, you hear more giggles and some rustling. You didn't imagine that, as hot as it would be to bang an elf. This is somethin' else.
>Before you can turn around, a swarm of truffula trees pounce on you.
>As a bunch of tongues, fingers, and dirty feet run over every inch of you, you realize this is a pack of kids, right out of Black Moon, and you're the pig. Every one of them is some shade of green, with a mass of red hair. Some curly, some in dreadlocks, some puffed out like a dandelion, none having ever seen a pair of scissors
>"Aw, it's a guy" says a disappointed boy, letting go of your crank. "You can have him"
>MOST of the males scamper off to watch while the remaining pixies continue their ministrations
>One slender, willowy girl with plump b-cups and a puff under each arm impales herself on your member, while the rest of you gets thoroughly licked, massaged, and explored
>After three back to back orgasms, you black out
>You wake up in an unfamiliar bed, a bunch of hippies watching over you. The oldest man has a pretty gnarly beard, but still looks too young to have had this many kids in such close-together ages. Four women have small kids attached to their tits
>Suddenly six girls pile on top of you, planting kisses and more all over you. Nearly in unison, they pipe up to their apparent parents.
>"Can we keep him?"

>>30258384
>>30258387
Yes to both.
Damn, now I regret getting mad at her for that.

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>>30258144
Right then. Writeanon here. I think what this place needs is something slow-burn and lewd. One of those nice, keeps-you-edging sorts of tales. My question to you is: would you draw better if you had a story to inspire your art, or would you prefer to sketch out what's already in your mind, and have me flesh out the history locked in the lines?

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>>30258408
Is Anon T H I C C?

>>30258384
>>30258387
>Not both of you sitting in a sauna, rubbing everything you have all over each other, getting just overwhelmed by each others' scent.
>Then rolling around in bed for a few days making fuck in every configuration, until finally you start to pong a bit and you take a shower together, then start over with fresh clean sweat.
it's like you don't even pheromones

>>30258421
Go on...

>>30258423
Lucky bastard.
>>30258425
truth is I'm kind of swamped artwise right now, but I promise I'll illustrate something in here at some point. Might be a few scenes, might be just one. Might be yours or someone else's (but by all means grab my attention if you want). Probably a sketch, but maybe finished.
I actually haven't done much pony art at all, except this one time.. I forget what thread it was in, whether it was Love is in Bloom or age difference thread or whatever, but I drew human CMC and wrote brief 'they are webcam chatting with you' green, based on past experience in the golden age of MSN messenger. Shit, I wonder if that archived..

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>>30258431
S T I C C

>>30258438
They kept you
you made fuck and provided much-needed outside DNA.
hippie commune grew
the end

>>30258423
Was she hot? If yes, then your a dumb bastard.

>>30258384
>>30258387
Better better question, did you ever masturbate into them?

>>30258473
It was kek worthy at least.

>>30258421
>Four women have small kids attached to their tits
I read this as one woman having 4 kids attached to her tits, like she had some quad-tit action going on.

Would a story about a father giving his daughter a new set of brothers and sisters be enjoyed here? Is greentext the preferred medium?

>>30258521
I could dig it if it's done well.

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>You will never drug Mama-Shy with sleeping pills and then mount her
>You will never cum inside of her 5 or 6 times that night

>>30258527
Meh, that's all I needed to hear.

>>30258521
Greentext is required, otherwise meh, mother giving her son some new siblings could be hot. Just don't suck at it.
>>30258530
>You will never fuck your drunk mama Dash every week.
fixed. keep the date rape to yourself.

>>30258521
Absolutely. I love when fathers and daughters love each other properly.

>>30258486
Yes. Was and is, not that I realized it back then.
I didn't even care at the time, it was only when it got to the point where I actually started lacking shirts to wear that I told her to stop, because she had most of them.

>>30258552
>because she had most of them.
you moron, you should have gone in and grabbed them when she was in the middle of changing. Can you salvage this now?

>>30258530
Despicable

>>30258466
Found it
https://www.archived.moe/mlp/thread/27890443/#28012529
scroll down from there. should be at least four imgur links, and they seem to still work

>>30258561
I wish, as we're adults now, living separately. Fuck, I miss her.
I'll just have to live with this regret for the rest of my life.

>>30258521
>Is incest welcome here
What do you think? Lay it on me.

>>30258578
Didn't really picture Scoot being that...'fuzzy'.

>>30258590
.....You mean on top of everything else?

>>30258566
>Not raping your hot mother
It's like I don't even know you anymore.

>>30258632
Not sure what you're implying there, Anon. But I guess.
I'm just glad we're on good terms, so at least there's that.

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>Your sister Spitfire has invested all of her teen years and some of her adulthood in the Wonderbolts
>Didn't get to have any flings beforehand what with all the training and once she got in there was no chance of having one any time soon
>There was always a strict 'No Dating Your Teammates' Rule
>Had no time to meet people outside of training and the shows except for V.I.Ps and people who got backstage passes
>When she finally comes out of it in her mid 20s she has literally lost all her ability to flirt or comprehend when someone is flirting with her
>Constantly ends up spilling spaghetti
>This makes it awkward for the few people who work up the nerve to speak with her
>The rest are scared shitless at the idea of even trying to approach a previous Wonderbolt captain
>Partly because she recovers from her spaghetti by falling back into her drill sergeant mindset and humiliating the person
>Partly because of the fact that she could probably crush their heads between her thighs if she wanted to
>The most social interaction she's gotten outside of the Wonderbolts are you and her fellow retiree teammates
>But ever since she got out she seems to be getting a bit more clingy towards you
>She just doesn't know what to do anymore and she doesn't want to be alone

>Waving son goodbye after a big hug
>Canterlot Academy.
>Try not to cry.
>Fail on the way back home
>Dry up by the time I get home
>Twilight's cooking; the hint of a housefire smells sort of nice at this point.
>Bowls, cups, spoons, and ladles are levitating around the kitchen with a soft, purple aura
"Twi, keep up your attention on the tools, not just the ingredients."
>The cutest smile you can think of pops up from that cookbook. Like a little witch who's just figured out her favorite spell.
"Yes, daddy!"
>The utensils file into a row as her eyes screw shut with a smile.
>They open up again, and the flour and flowers start to form up into a nice loaf.
>End up slightly hypnotized watching the bread fold around itself over and over again
"Oven's ready!"
"Sure it is, sweetheart,"
>Drop the temperature a few molten sun's worth when she's not looking.
>She's on the floor now, standing in between the kitchen counter and the oven, legs spread apart.
>Her face lowers, eyes squinting and staring into nothing, like a gunfighter ready to make their peace with fate.
>Aura slowly takes up the bubbly mixture in the pan.
>Swallow my own soul as it starts to wobble, biting my lip at the idea of cleaning up that much batter.
>See her start to concentrate like a guru master. Pan starts to level off.
>The loaf-to-be shimmers as it drifts slowly towards the opened oven.
>Sweat's running down her face.
>She's covered in flour, giving her near-white coat these small lines of slick purple coursing over her chest and legs.
>It's accentuating her like I haven't figured I'd noticed her before.
>Swallow again.
>Knocked out of my 'thoughts' by a rattle coming from the pan on the oven's grate.
>She's almost there! I hope beyond hope that she makes it. It's not just because I'm not looking forward to the cleanup, but because it'd make her so happy to succeed with something like this.
"Daddy, when you come home, I'm going to make you the biggest, bestest cake you've never had before!"
>TBC...

>>30258706
Brushing Rarity's Teeth/10

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>"Hey there my big boy! Who's ready to follow mommy to the rape cave?"
"What?"
>"I said who's ready to go cave diving?"

>>30258706
>She'd gone on for hours about how she'd read up and studied the most perfect recipe for a dandebloom upside-left cake, and wanted to make it for me since I'd be with her for the weekend.
>Velvet was out with one of her distant relatives in Vermount, so he was 'stuck' with Twilight.
>Like he cared; she was always fun to play with, especially now that she was learning her magic properly, and he had some things to really teach her.
>The pan clattered again.
>Slip!
>Slide!
>Slam!
>The oven door rammed home.
>Air still and calm.
>Only sound in the room the hard, wave-like panting of his little girl as she shuddered and lapped at the air.
>She's covered in sweat from the concentration and effort.
>The hard look in her eyes, and ear to ear smile says it all.
"You did it!" I shouted, busting through the tension.
>She squeaks with a laugh of accomplishment.
>Rush over and give her a huge hug as the timer starts to tick away.
"Thanks, Daddy! You're going to love it!"
>I already did, and I'd never tasted dandebloom before.
>Her body's still shaking as I hold onto her.
>I can feel her taking in massive lungfuls of air into her little body.
>It's nice. I can't really think of any other way to describe it.
>I just brush her mane with my hoof, suddenly noticing it change color.
>Uh oh
"Um, Twilight? You do know we're both now covered in flour, right?"
>Her eyes pop open with the realization.
>She pulls away like she had mad-griffon syndrome and didn't want me to catch it.
>She looks at me, seeing my lapis-blue now as stark-white and splotchy as hers.
"Omigosh, I'm so sorry, daddy, here, lemme..."
>Towel slaps me in the face, nearly wrapping around and strangling me.
>Another one. Another one. Another one.
>Quickly being mummified, I put my own aura around the towels and give my muzzle at least enough room to breath.
"Shower...Twilight...shower!" I choke out, just in time for her to relinquish her grip on my windpipe.
>>30258713
Is that good?

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>>30258713
wat

>>30258779
Not same guy but I think it's pretty good so far.

>>30258779
>Breathe in gasps as deep as Twilight's for a long moment.
"Thanks...sweetheart."
>I try not to sound sarcastic with that.
>She gives me the most...unusual look right then.
>Muzzle a little low, eyes tracing up to me, with a thin, sincere smile tracing across her mouth.
>She's got one hoof slipped over the other, kicking it back and forth absently.
"Do...do we have to, though?"
>Eyebrows: raised.
"Yes, little one. You don't want to eat a nice cake all dirty and sweaty, do you?"
>I'm smiling with a laugh.
>She's not.
>Her face, white as it was from the dough, looked like it might have gone pink from the blush he could see in her expression.
>Shrug it off, leading her to the shower.
>Odd.
>She usually leads me in for shower time.
>Now she's trying to stay behind me as much as possible.
>Faucets turn on with a neat screech as I set the water to her favorite temperature.
>A little warm for me, but I'll make do.
>Already in the heavy stream, azure mane flowing against my chest.
>Open eyes suddenly.
>Notice I'm alone in the shower.
"Coming in, Twilight?"
>Step to the side and let the water and steam rise a little.
>She's biting her lip, slowly trotting from side to side.
"Twilight? Is everything okay?"
>Her eyes suddenly lock onto mine.
>Purple-white streak speeds by.
"Nope, nothing, not a thing, daddy, I'm just fine. Doing righty-o! Never been better, how's the weather? Looks like a storm's coming up. Why?"
>At least if magic doesn't pan out for her, Twilight's got a job as an auctioneer lined up for her.
"You've been acting awfully strange, Twilight. What's going on?"
>Eyes of those about to be exiled stare back into mine.
>See her knees shaking.
>The water's running the flour away swiftly.
>Just for a second, he thought he saw it.
>Did that drip of the shower steal away...a tear?
"Daddy..."
>Her voice is almost choked up.
>OOF!
>Bundle of daughter suddenly in my chest
>Crying to flood the Everfree
"I'm gonna miss him, daddy!"
>Ears perk low.
>TBC

>>30258799
It's an old fic ref

>>30258669
Interesting interpretation of Spitfire. I like.

>>30258776
There's just something about Daring Do relentlessly trying to bad-touch her son that's very charming to me. It reminds me of that Lyra green where she and Bon Bon adopted Anon and Lyra keeps trying to molest him

>>30258629
yeah probably not. If anyone would be, it'd be sweetie.
but if scoots did have some tufts theyd stick straaaight out. and she definitely wouldnt mess with em

>>30258874
(Oy, now if I could just get my perspective consistent...world's best editor after you hit the send button, right?)

"I'm gonna miss him, too, Twi."
>Stroke her mane for a moment.
>And then another moment.
>She's not crying anymore.
>She's not moving from my chest.
"Couldn't he have left some...other time?"
>Eyebrows perk again.
>That's an oddly specific complaint; she didn't seem like she minded the fact that he was leaving, rather the specific moment.
"What would that have changed, little one?"
>Steam's getting to me.
>Has to be.
>Her hips aren't moving quite right in the fog of the water vapor.
"It hurts right now, Daddy."
>Dadmode: activated.
"What hurts, sweety? Are you alright? Did you bust something when you were moving that pan?"
>He'd seen more than his share of would-be magical trainees burn out. Hard.
>She just shakes her head, like he'd asked if she'd just stubbed her hoof.
>Then that blush again.
"I didn't say anything, daddy, really, I didn't..."
>She trails off. Mumble mumble mumble.
>Now I'm really interested.
"You know you're not supposed to keep secrets from your daddy, Twilight. That's not what good girls do."
>Her face tenses up, the conflict written all over her.
"But Shiny said you'd...be mad."
>Big. Damned. Gulp.
"Mad about...what?"
>Her head shakes, but she sees I'm not going to let her go without an explanation.
"About how he helps me when it starts to hurt. There."
>The water's nearly boiling to my liking.
>Why am I suddenly freezing cold?
>She's turned herself half-way towards me, swishing her water-connected tail at me, grinding her hips in my direction.
>I know why I couldn't focus easily now.
>Twilight's not really a little filly anymore.
>My heart's exploding in my chest.
>Shocked?
>Angry?
>Can't decide.
"And how did Shining Armor...help...you?"
>I can't NOT choke the words out.
>She smiles at me like it's just putting a bandage on a bruise.
>She lifts up onto her hind legs and presses her back to the wall.
>TBC

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>>30258985
>"Here, Anon, cuddle up with this!"
>That's Lyra's 'fun time' blanket
>Bon Bon's face when

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>>30258985
>When you need to get laid but your son won't take the fucking hints

>>30259010
(I know this is a blue board, so how lewd are greens allowed to get?)

>>30259030
No restrictions whatsover, thou who needs to lurketh more.

>>30259047
Indeed I do. And yes, I was posting the last one in parentheses 'ironically'. I've been here all summer.

>>30259010
for some reason dad-daughter (which i like already) is even hotter with pones
we need more hooves stories, even if I like nohooves better

>>30259027
>"Anon!"
>You jump and toss your controller, accidentally making your guy in CALAMITY die via skull-zombie.
>Your mother, Daring Do, steps in front of the TV, wearing nothing but a frown.
>"Penis in vagoo! Now!"
>What in what?
>Gibberish.

>>30259030
Let me ask you something: How lewd can you get? Think of the most depraved thing. The answer to your question is twice as lewd as that.

>>30259010
>Her hooves are at her inner thighs, stroking herself apart slowly, the steam causing her to glisten like a luscious amethyst.
>I can catch the soft pink of her inner self as she pulls herself open a little better.
>I also slap myself for thinking about any of that.
"Twilight, you need to be very honest with me right now. What would Shining do to 'help' you?"
>Her head drifts to the side, rubbing against the hot tiles.
"He'd do this to me. Right...here..."
>Her hoof's turned slightly now. Touching her...right there.
>She's biting her little lip now.
"And he'd kiss me all over."
>She blushes with a genuine smile, her eyes closed.
"And he'd give me those really nice, grown-up kisses right in the middle."
>I'm too stunned to do much else than press on, seeing what kind of damage has been done.
>I've stepped closer to her for some reason.
>I just need to be close to her when this comes crashing down on her.
>Any second now.
"Would Shining do anything else, Twilight?"
>Her face screws into a sad pout.
>Oh no...
"Nuh-uh!"
>Her voice turns a little pompous and 'male-er'. Sort of like Shining when he was having his more grandiose moments.
"A true knight keeps a maiden pure until she's with the stallion she truly loves."
>I breathe. Maybe for the first time since she'd jumped into the shower with me.
>When I open my eyes, she's starting at me, her body shaking just a little as she hits the 'right' spots.
"Daddy, why didn't Shining love me, then?"
>Awkward.
"Sweety...Shining did...DOES...love you. It's just that. Erm. Something like that has to happen with a very special somepony."
>Her eyes brighten up like stars in the sky.
>I'm suddenly facing the ceiling, the shower spraying my face.
>Then a sudden eclipse of the water occurs, the light of the room shadowed over by Twilight's beaming face.
>She's...on top of me now.
"Then you're going to help me not hurt anymore! Yay!"
>Eyes are dinner-plate wide.
"But Twilight, I can't!"
>TBC

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>>30259145
Glad I can be obliging.

>>30259175
Wew, lad.

>>30258985
I think it's because it subverts the otherwise unpleasant authority aspect, making it humorous in very much the same way that bumbling, incompetent dads were genuinely funny before they became kind of an insulting double-standard

>>30259200
>Her face defines the word 'hurt'.
"But daddy...you've always been my special somepony."
>It was true.
>He'd actually kept all of her cards from all the years she'd made them.
>Some started off as little more than hoof cutouts, with her name being written in by her teachers.
>Later, they were almost professional in design, with dazzling geometric shapes showing her with her daddy.
>With him.
"Twilight, you don't understand! I can't love you like that! I can't..."
>There shouldn't be conflict there.
>It shouldn't be anything but the simplest 'no' I've ever said.
>Why did I hesitate?
>I shake it off, putting Twilight on her side on the tiles and stand up, moving to get out of the shower.
>That little hitch.
>A soft, sudden gasp of air, followed by a slow, warbling exhalation.
>She's crying now.
>I can just barely hear her over the rush of the water still running.
"...still hurts, daddy."
>She's not even really saying it to me. Just to the empty, colder tiles.
>I could leave her there.
>Crying.
>Hurting.
>Needing.
>What I couldn't do is live with myself if I ever did something like that.
>What good father could?
>I step back into the shower, the water greeting me back with a rush of warmth across my body.
>I nuzzle little Twilight on the neck.
>She almost flinches, but curls into herself a little more.
>I'm almost at tears myself.
>I lay on my own side and wrap myself around her, making one of the longest calculations I've ever run in my mind.
>The math doesn't fully round out.
>I don't mind.
"Twilight. You've always wanted to be a good girl for me, right?"
>She nods, still not looking at me.
"Then what if there was a way for daddy to...help you now?"
>Her pointed ears perk up, aiming at me with the hint of pure attention.
"D...daddy?"
>There she is.
"But if I do, you have to promise to never let anybody know, okay? Or else you're grounded until you're older than the Princesses, got it?"
>I nibble her ear just a little.
>She giggles.
>TBC

>>30259200
i love how childishly naive twilight is. probably would be, when it comes to this sort of thing, even if she wasnt a filly

>>30259200
>"Twilight, you need to be very honest with me right now. What would Shining do to 'help' you?"
>>Her head drifts to the side, rubbing against the hot tiles.
>"He'd do this to me. Right...here..."
>>Her hoof's turned slightly now. Touching her...right there.
FUUUUUUUCK


Calling it right now: The Twilight family is supes into incest. Velvet and Night Light were brother and sister, and now Twilight and Shining are expected to take on the mantle of horrible inbreeding, and magic keeps things from getting Charles II of Spain. Prove me wrong, fuckers.

>>30259279
>Then she looks at me.
>That's just now how a daughter's supposed to look at her father.
>My stomach churns.
>It's not disgust, though.
>It should be, but it's not.
>Are they...butterflies?
>I'm smiling like a schoolfilly again.
>I lean in just a little, giving her the hint as my eyes gently close.
>She takes my hint, and I can feel her small lips against mine.
>She's soft. Tender.
>In so many ways, she's like her mother.
>She has that beautiful streak of vibrant magenta running through her nearly-blue mane that gives her such an alluring, exotic look.
>As I press my tongue into her, I think about all the times I'd come to think of how lucky the stallion that would have her would be.
>More than just a few times.
>Especially when those Special Somepony cards would come to him.
>Up until this moment, he'd kept those memories of his glow encircling himself in this very shower repressed. Now, with Twilight's little tongue losing in the war against his, they came back unbidden.
"Mmmh?"
>I can hear her question in my throat.
>I pull away, a trail of saliva connecting us brightly for just a moment before the water rushes it away.
>I had to shift myself carefully.
>She saw it anyway.
>I was out now, more than a healthy foot of firm, navy-blue studhood rising up from my loins.
>I'm blushing now.
>Then I'm not.
>Is Twilight...crying?
>I nuzzle her as she begins weeping again, asking her what was wrong.
"I...I just...didn't want to hurt you, too."
>She sniffles, my eyes puzzling.
"I hurt Shining like that, too. I'm so sorry, daddy!"
>I try not to laugh, but my smile can't help itself.
"Oh, it's fine, little one. Wouldn't you help Shining Armor when he was hurting?"
>She shook her head slowly, tears dripping softly with the rain of steamy water.
>My little boy was quite the gentlecolt.
>Filled with both pride and...something more difficult, I nuzzled her gently.
"Don't worry about it, Twilight. You can help your daddy, too."
>TBC

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>"With this lasso, I'll make sure you don't cum until I allow it!"
>"I hate to punish you like this, but you need to learn that it's not polite to finish before a lady"

>>30259279
I really like these, Anon, and I think you're a creative person.

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You wouldn't breed your demon sister

>>30259443
(NOT how a daughter's...oh ffs)

>I raise my thigh a bit as she shifts position.
>She can see all of...where she came from.
>Her eyes sparkle with the look of inquisitiveness and desire.
>I'm fully firmed up now.
"H...how should I? There's so much..."
>I'm glad for the compliment, especially since she doesn't know how to falsely flatter me in that regard.
"Remember how Shining would help make you feel better? Just do that, too."
>She nods her head, slowly, watching me pulse in front of her.
>She start planting little butterfly kisses on my inner thighs, moving her head carefully around my shaft as she goes from one thigh to the other, lapping me up in little zig-zagging flicks of her small tongue.
>I tense up every time, but I keep my smile locked on her.
>She's looking at me, making sure she's doing it right at every step.
"Good girl," I whisper out.
>I'm desperately holding myself back right now.
>Eventually, her little laps lead her to the base of my loins.
>She licks my pouch, finding my orbs inside of it, and suckling to try and fit them into her small mouth.
>My breath is steamy in the fog as my hearing becomes more sensitive.
>I hear her wet slurping as she kisses and tongues at my base.
>My eyes nearly roll back as her kisses start to rise up my member.
>She even pulls it down and up as she puts her lips to each part of my flared, thrumming rod.
>I sigh softly as I feel a small bead of precum, protected by Twilight's head, begin to drip gently down my maleness.
>I can't hold back my moan as her tongue flattens against my base as she laps up the run of my seed, tracing it back up its trail it had dripped down my shaft, and reaches my tip, kissing and circling it with her tongue until I'm 'clean'.
>She looks up at me, a look of worry, tinged with her own mingling ache.
"That's good, Twilight," is all I can muster.
>I'm breathing like a dragon at this point.
>Her eyes are clearly on my tongue, her gaze just slightly off from mine.
>TBC

>>30259443
>smiling like a schoolfilly
hehehe
>again
wait, what?

>>30259567
Well, he was one before. I can see how the wording's awkward there, now that I take a step back.

>>30259577
i think you meant schoolfoal? filly's a girl, colt's a boy.

>>30259599
Well...fuck. You'd be exactly right. I wasn't even paying attention to that.

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>>30259443
>My little boy was quite the gentlecolt
Kek

>>30258669
YES. Socially retarded, hard bodied jocks are my fetish. Teach her, Anon. School her in the ways of physical love.

>>30259558
>I nod frantically, easing myself more readily onto my back.
>Twilight's too small for both of our lips to be at each other, but her hooves make delicate strokes that I find more than adequate.
>She lifts one of her legs and throws it over my chest, scooting back, bringing her thighs more and more into my view.
>I catch her eager lust radiating from her.
>I smirk, wondering how much she can comprehend of what she's feeling at this very moment.
>It had been strange for Velvet, too.
>Those butterflies roil again as I laugh to the open air, my warm breath keying against her unsullied entrance.
>It shifts and tightens as I feel her start to grind against my neck.
>I give her a warm little whinny, vibrating my throat in a way that tingled her in a way that made her drip very gently from her sex.
>It glides effortlessly towards me, a brilliant purple slit, glittering with her youth.
>I dip my head and press my broad tongue at the tip of her entrance, slowly sliding it up until I'm at the base of her flower.
>She shuddered, her hold on my rod firming up.
>My aura takes her by the knees, holding her exactly at the angle where I can best get to her luscious nectar.
>I bring her down to my lips, running my tongue as I had before, but this time letting my thick muscle inside of my little pony, tasting her interior more fully than I could before.
>She's got the taste of a girl who's had only the beginnings of experience, and never in the truest sense.
>My tongue prods against something.
>It gives very slightly, but I don't force it.
>I sigh out heavily, my shaft throbbing in Twilight's grasp as I lick her maidenhead.
>I pull back just a little, and wriggle my tongue like a caged beast, struggling to free itself from my daughter's passage.
>She's shaking and quivering now, her grip on me loose as her body starts to slack from being invaded in such a way.
>TBC

>>30258799
Oral Hygiene Bro from /a/'s imouto thread.

>>30258985
Fuck, I forgot about that. That's the one where Anon gets sick and Lyra-mom tries to drain the foul humours from his dick, right? Classic, just classic.

>>30259509
>All those years of calling your sister a demon finally catch up to you when she actually turns into a fucking demon and rapes you

>>30259660
>you will never lick your innocent untouched daughter's hymen, proving she's been a good girl

>>30259660
>Soft, meaningless whimpers escape from her as I free her little nub with my hooves, her stomach heaving in deep breaths.
>I see her now, slightly held above me, and take in her body in a way I'd only imagined I could before.
>Twilight's lithe, almost too thin, her physique born of running from library to library, having little time to do 'silly' things like eating properly.
>I look at her hips though, and I see the makings of greatness.
>So much like her mother.
>I'd known her for quite a while, as well.
>She'd developed into a voluptuous, magnificent pony I'd been proud to stud.
>Perhaps...
>I blush again, hoping Twi doesn't notice it.
>I set myself to her clit now, coaxing it out gently.
>My tongue tip circles and flickers against her button, and I feel her body tense and shudder as I hit her in the most careful places.
>I hear her moan out little gasps and pleas, the lewdness of it only exciting me more as I think of her more closely than I ever had before.
>I drew little stars, triangles, and a long, heartfelt letter to her on her button, the dot at the end of the note bringing my little girl to shudder as I released my grip on her knees.
>Her roaring neigh echoes in the wide shower.
>Twilight's muscles turn into pure iron.
>I slip my tongue into her entrance.
>I moan steadily as I feel her inner walls practically pulling my tongue out of my head, desperately trying to get more of me into her.
>After a moment, she collapses on top of me.
>She's breathing in harsh, ragged strokes, helplessly trying to stimulate me.
>She doesn't need to; I'm completely prepared for her.
>I slide her gently off my stomach, and put her onto her back.
>I hear her whimper, and I'm suddenly brought back into a protective mode.
>Have I hurt her?
>Was I more forceful than I should have been?
>Her eyes, almost completely glazed over, look through me.
"Sh...shiny?"
>I relax a little, smiling at her and kissing her forehead.
>I hum out the negative.
>TBC

>>30255715
More Auntie Luna when?

>Be med student Twilight Sparkle's son
>She studies so much she doesn't have much in her life but you
>She gets hyperchondria-by-proxy and always worries you might have something she just learned about
>constantly insists on giving you full nude exams and checking everything. every. function.
>insists it's really really important that she chart your development several times a year because so much can go wrong
>Keeps photographs of all your moles to make sure they aren't growing. Yes, even that one.
>extremely unnecessarily worries about your prostate about 30 years too early for there to be any issues
>tests your sperm count under a microscope
>quite possibly does all this with your sister as well, sometimes both of you at once, but never in a separate room. You're brother and sister, who cares, right?

>>30259660
>>It had been strange for Velvet, too.
HOL UP

>>30259737
Daughters are for daddies only.

>>30259793
How old is his wife exactly?

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>>30259824

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>>30259857
Oh, the same age as him. Just a few minutes apart, to be specific.

>>30259509
That's a bunch of bullshit lies. Fuck you, I'd start a family with her. I'd tell her every single day how much I loved her, and we'd cuddle.

>>30259735
Oh, no. How awful. She might even force you to cum inside.

>>30259872
l-lewd

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>Cousin Luna will never be NEET
>She will never fetishize the night, considering it to be free of those who would judge her; almost intimate in nature
>You will never sympathize, unknowingly creating an obsessive kinsman-ship in her with you
>"My god. He likes the night too, for the same reasons I do. We're made for each other."

>>30259840
>Turn on computer
>Desktop background is a lot of pink but you can't really tell what the fuck, it's a blurry-ass picture
>"I saved it for you" written on in MS paint
>Yeah she clearly saved this silly picture for me. My daughter's such a kook. What, did she stick the camera in her mouth?

>>30259793
>Her eyes focus onto mine slowly, her gaze clearing.
>Her smile, nebulous at first, widens as her eyes give me a look I'll never forget for as long as I live.
>Her head rests on one side, still looking at me.
"Daddy..."
>Her thighs part slowly.
>With me on top of her.
>Fully formed and firm.
>She bites her lip softly and closes her eyes, expecting me.
>My heart's hammering in my chest.
>I can't ignore her need.
>My flared tip dips down, pressing to her entrance as our legs touch, getting myself into position.
>She coos softly, arching her back just a little.
>I lean down and gently start kissing her neck, licking and suckling on her mauve coat, reaching the soft skin beneath.
>I feel the resistance.
>It lasts just for a moment.
>My eyes shock open.
>I'm inside Twilight Sparkle.
>I'm inside my daughter.
>Even at this late stage, I'm filled with the concern borne of being her parent.
>Thoughts run through my mind unabated, galloping through my conscience.
>Then I feel it.
>Just a soft touch, right at my flank.
>It's not the water.
>Definitely not the water.
>I turn my head, and see that it's Twilight's legs, gently wrapping themselves around my hips.
>I don't stop her.
>I'd never want her to.
>I breathe out slowly and press into her further, letting her grip tighten gently.
>Just before I'm halfway into her, I feel her resistance again.
>I let in a sharp breath, watching my little Twilight coo and writhe beneath me.
>My vision starts to fog a little.
>I don't care if there's no return from this.
>If this is a path, I'll never look back from it.
>Just as long as I can have her.
>I nuzzle her gently to get her to look at me with those brilliant galaxies she has for eyes.
>My smile is ear to ear as I kiss my little one deeply.
>My hips drop.
>I feel the wall fall away.
>I've taken Twilight's virginity from her with a soft, fleshy tear.
>Her breath hitches in her throat, and I listen to her moan desperately into my mouth for a long while.
>TBC

>>30259975
Would she develop a fetish for going out at night and taking all her clothes off just because it's too dark for anyone to see her? Going up on the roof and just bathing in moonlight? Inviting you to join her?

>>30260019
LEWD!

>>30260030
Stargazing, son, stargazing. You'll stargaze together and form a bond in the cool night air and the dark that hides your blushing faces and fumbling, unsure fingers. You might meet cousin Luna for the first time at a party that cousin Celestia is throwing for all her friends (family is automatically invited) and find Luna in her basement or room, noobing the pwns in the counterstrikes or the team fortresses. You'll escape the oppressive atmosphere onto the deck/roof and enjoy the intimate privacy of the pitch-black night together. Who's to say who might take whom's hand?

>>30260019
how would you even get a good picture of your hymen

>>30258530
yes, please.

>>30260027
>I dont' stop, even as I feel her weakly pressing against my chest.
>I'm not done pushing myself into her until I'm hilted in her body, our hips kissing softly.
>The water drains away to the center of the floor, just a momentary trickle showing the proof of what I've done.
>Eventually her hooves stop pushing.
>Then they wrap around my chest.
>Then her legs again.
>Did I just feel her rock against me?
>I slowly pull from her body.
>So.
>Slowly.
>She's whimpering, muttering for me to stop.
> I do, just as my tip is nearly free of her.
>I give her body a moment to collapse in again and settle.
>Then I smile to her, causing her to beam.
>I push back into my daughter.
>Her sex is like a velvet glove, formed into a fist around my maleness.
>I quickly grow to love the feeling of pushing my shaft around it as I pull from her again and reinsert, even faster.
>Then I penetrate her again, faster still.
>Then again.
>And again.
>And again.
>I'm building up a rhythm now, watching my little Twilight begin to moan and bite softly at my forelegs.
>She's bobbing more and more quickly as I claim her.
>I feel more at calm.
>Closer to her than I've ever dreamed I could be.
>My Twilight.
>From her first moments, I'd raised her.
>I'd taught her nearly everything she'd known up until this point in her life.
>In just a few short seasons, she'd be leaving on her own adventures, I well knew.
>Then I'd be without her.
>That simply wouldn't do.
>I pumped fully into and out of her, swinging my hips with wide, circular thrusts.
>She was looking deeply into nothing.
>Her eyes were closing gently now.
>I could feel her little sex start to tighten up.
>I cooed into her ear how much of a good girl she was, and to not fight any of it.
>Her hearing my praise made her clench so very tightly.
>Her inner walls milked me, desperately seeking my contribution.
>She'd reached her second, powerful orgasm just then.
>It was time.

>>30260129
she didn't. that's the thing
but in case you were wondering, a speculum would do it. or sometimes if your vagina is sort of neat and straightforward enough you just need a good enough light to see inside the hole and there it is

>>30260149
>I cooed into her ear how much of a good girl she was, and to not fight any of it.
god dammit that is the good stuff. any mild domination that doesnt get creepy is fucking gold.

>>30260156
>or sometimes if your vagina is sort of neat and straightforward enough you just need a good enough light to see inside the hole and there it is
>otherwise known as the perfect vagina

>>30260165
honestly i find the 'hollowed out turkey carcass' vagina to be my not favorite. I honestly prefer the inner walls to be pretty sloppy. not that I've ever seen one in real life or on webcam since that kind of detail isnt really possible and the angle is even more of a nightmare. Not that one particular good girl didn't try her best

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>>30255715
>Girls with glasses used to be your fetish
>The fact that your eyes have been pretty shitty since high school finally catches up with you and you have to get glasses
>Now pictures of girls with glasses just remind you of these things hanging off your face

>>30260129
The hymen is at the entrance to the vagina, not three inches back (right in front of the CERVIX) as most clop writers would have you believe. Once again, porn has lied to you.

>>30260149
>I was thrusting into her at such a steady pace that my pouch slap, slap slapped! into her rear as she bobbed gently beneath me.
>She was nearly out cold, the pleasures she'd been subject to overloading her senses.
>I was so very close.
>Her walls never stopped, though, constantly in need of me, heedless of her mind.
>My groans grew more and more lusty as I began to think of the consequences of what he was going to do.
>No.
>Not consequences.
>A hope.
>Something to look forward to.
>I began imagining Twilight's look when she'd realize she was carrying her 'brothers and sisters' within her.
>I saw her shelves of books being slowly infiltrated by guides on maternity and foal-rearing.
>I remembered her wonderful cake and realized, with all of her little flaws, that my Twilight would be a fantastic mother.
>It was this thought that swam in the depths of my mind as I felt my spheres hike up.
>I neighed out her name as an electrical spike of raw, unbridled pleasure coursed down from my spine, into my pouch, and up through my undulating shaft.
>My tip, pressed to her hot, slightly sticky barrier at full hilt, loosed a torrent of thick, potent horse seed as I studded my own little girl.
>Her eyes shot open as she felt my warm, pearl-white shot coating her most sensitive entrance.
>Deep inside of her womb, a billion galloping stallions bore themselves down on a singular, so very familiar little filly.
>The invaders succeeded.
>My urge flowed freely out of Twilight's entrance.
>Much more than enough of me had been pumped into her, and I dripped in a small rivulet down her rear, staining the rich coloration of her tail with my creamy white.
>I sighed.
>Perhaps I moaned.
>Either way, my head dipped down, and our horns tapped against one another.
>The water was suddenly filled with a warm, electrical current.
>It made every droplet tingle against our coats and skin.
>Though we both shuddered with the sensation, we didn't let it come to an end.
>TBC

>>30260221
it's even weirder when you eventually get surgery for an unrelated eye prob and now DONT need glasses anymore, after them being part of your identity and your ideal girl for so long

>>30260227
well the thing is, the vagina is so loose, it's hard to say "where" anything is in it. if a lot of tissue sort of continues folding at the front, then it can be in a few inches.. but most of the time the whole thing isnt even 3 inches unless something's in it.

>>30260260
now that is how you write impregnation

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>>30260293
Which is why I hope to get LES before they become part of my "identity," I want to be able to enjoy girls with glasses again.

What's important is that incest is happening. Leave the details to the devil, you nig-nogs.

>>30260260
>Eventually, though, I did pull free from Twilight's womb.
>I couldn't resist but to look down as I did.
>When our horns broke free, the water in the room almost instantly turned to a rich, velveteen steam.
>When I could see again, I watched my cum flowing out of Twilight's body.
>Each time she took a breath, just a little more escaped from her, and I smiled.
>I wasn't sure, as I saw her lying there, if she understood what I'd created in her.
>What I'd created with her.
>A new dynamic.
>A new kind of relationship.
>A new life, I hoped.
>She was on her side now, shuddering contentedly.
"It doesn't...hurt...anymore. Thank you...daddy."
>I heard nothing else from her the rest of the night.
>Still up and somewhat lucid, I put my magic to the shower stream, washing her down sincerely.
>It was a bit of a struggle coaxing her up to dry her.
>I managed it.
>I had to use my magic to bring her to my bed, though.
>I thought for a moment, and kissed her on the forehead, heading back down to the kitchen.
>I was just in time, with only a minute or so left to go on the oven.
>I pulled the cake free.
>It smelled delicious, having already permeated everywhere but the shower.
>I set it on a cooling rack and made my way back to my Twilight.
>Exhausted, I pulled the sheets over the both of us.
>I thought blissfully of our future as I drifted into the cozy stillness of sleep, my hooves wrapped around Twilight Sparkle.

End!

Thanks, anons, it's been a trip.

>>30260260
This writefag has some serious fucking talent.

Love you guys

>>30260387
sweet as hell. glad someone finally pulled it off

>>30260305
It's really not. Even with big, fat labia, you're looking at maybe a half to three quarters of an inch of tissue, tops, before you get to the entrance of the vagina, which is where the hymen always is. If you have to move through "a few inches" of flesh to get to your cherry, you're either grossly, morbidly obese, or you've got some serious pussy problems and need to talk to your doctor right now.

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>>30260387
oh my

>>30260650
maybe it's an optical illusion then
like i said havent seen a real one but i've seen plenty of photos and video and it looks like the majority of labia mean that you have to go inward a bit. maybe not inward from the actual vagina's entrance, but inward from what was your slit until it opened up

>Your mind was made up.
>You were getting out of here.
>You'd seen what lays beyond the bounds of your little community.
>A bigger world, better world than the farm you were raised on.
>A world you wanted to learn about first hand.
>You were going to find what was out there, even if you had to leave your family behind.
>There was a soft, hesitant knock on the door behind you.
>Sunset stood just outside your room, peeking around the door frame.
>Her bonnet and Prairie dress were perfectly clean and pressed.
>She was the perfect image of what your family said a girl should be - modest, humble, and reserved.
>"Hey," she said softly.
>There was a long pregnant pause.
>She stepped into your room slowly, her hands clasped in front of her.
>"The other girls and I heard you talking to mom and dad. Well...arguing with mom and dad. I'm here to let you know that none of us want you to leave, but we agree that is the right thing. I drew the short straw, so…I had to tell you."
>She hung her head and locked her eyes firmly on the floor.
>"You're smarter than any of us. We're sure you'll do fine. Just...don't forget us, alright? We're all going to miss you. If you could say goodbye to the others before you go, they'd appreciate it, but we don't want to slow you down."
>Her face stayed down, but her eyes rose to look at you.
>She cracked a small smile and forced herself to keep her gaze on you.
>"And maybe write me a letter some time? You're still my favorite brother, after all."

>>30260895
I don't have any moar yet, I'm just posting this as a sort of trial run. I had the idea of Anon leaving an unltra-conservative Quiverfull family, finding his way in the world, and returning years later to rescue all seven of his little sisters. This is just an introduction that I slammed out at work, cleaned up when I got home, and reformatted for your viewing pleasure. I'm seriously considering trying to turn it into a full story, but I don't want to commit myself to such an undertaking if no one is interested. Does this tickle anyone's fancy?

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>>30260387
Based writefriend

>>30260930
you've got something there for sure... brainstorm it, sleep on it, you might think of something even better.

>>30260311
>>30260389
>>30260583
>>30260687
>>30260946

Thanks, anons. Do you have a preference for who's next? I'm eager to please.

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>>30261093
Butterhush

>>30261113
Who's that between?

>>30261093
I'm a sucker for any of the CMC but I have to admit the thing I wanna read now is >>30259823 fleshed out

>>30261138
Why her brother of course!

>>30261093
>Mac & AJ
>Igneous Rock & his daughter(s)
>CMC
idk senpai surprise me

>>30261093
Not gonna lie, the use of first-person kind of threw me for a loop. Not saying it was bad. Quite the opposite. But it was certainly different.

>>30261556
it took me a while to even notice it, and then i realized it was great

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>>30259175
You mean like... holding both of her hands?

>>30261728
>hands
ima be honest, I'm holding out for tasteful feet action.

>>30260387
Meh, hooves on hooves is shit, ignored/10.

>>30260930
Yes, Yesss, YESSSSSS! Would use gif but don't have one sadly.

>>30261728
This is a blue board, you pervert.

Test

Are we dead, or did gookmoot fuck up the site again?

>>30263707
issues posted just a little while ago, oniichan is awal, and pluggo's computer is broken. we'll pick up soon i'm sure

>>30263770
i came up with another greentext this morning but I'm gonna plan it carefully and if it sucks i'm just gonna pastebin it and have someone good adapt it instead

>>30255715
>Auntie Luna will never give you thigh job when you are stressed.

>>30263838
"Hey au-"
>"Oh, gosh! You look so stressed!"
"Wha-?"
>Auntie Luna slips out of her pants and underwear, leaving you with a great view of her bare crotch.
>"I think somebody needs a bit of stress relief.
>...
"Y-Yes, I'm very stressed. Please help."

>>30260387
A nice, comfy and enjoyable read. Thanks for sharing.

>>30260930
You've certainly got the start of something. Make yourself an outline of the milestones you want your story to go. That'll help organize your thoughts and what to put down on paper.

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>Anon lives with his family; his mom, his dad, and his little sister Rainbow Dash
>He's about to move away for University, which is something that Rainbow Dash doesn't like at all
>She wasn't aware of how badly she would miss him until his announcement at dinner
>Rainbow comes up with increasingly desperate plans to keep him from leaving her, all of which fail
>Finally, the night before he leaves, she sneaks into Anon's room and mounts him in his sleep
>He wakes up just in time to deposit his seed directly inside of his little sister
>"It's a little sister's duty to take care of her brother's semen!"

>>30264074
>"Now a little piece of you is inside me. If you're going to college, you have to take that piece with you!"
>You realize your apartment won't cost any more with another person in it, not if you're sharing a bed

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>"Happy birthday big brother! Ready to unwrap your present?"

>>30264218
>"Hey wait, I'M the one in the birthday suit, that's not right, is it? Maybe you need a birthday spanking.. pinch to grow an inch, y'know? Just don't blow out all the candles til you've made your wish.."

>>30264218
The real question is, who tied up Pinkie knowing full-well that Anon would be there to unwrap her?

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>>30264307
The real Pinkie pie. The one before us is the pony version.

>>30264334
>threeway with human and pony turned human (or still pony because it's Pinkie Pie's logic) Pinkie Pie when?

>>30264334
>You will never be doubleteamed by sister-Pinkie and horse-Pinkie turned human via the statue mirror
Twice the vagina

>>30264334
That makes me think. Who would build an incest harem using the mirror pool?

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>>30264351
THIS

>>30264351
ME

>>30264334
>"I know how you get when I try to flash you my tiddies, Nonny, so I've got a present for you!"
>Pinkie saunters up and starts to kiss and nibble on her body-double's neck, making her gasp and moan.
>When she next speaks, it's in a sing-song tone.
>"~~It's not technically incest if she's my pony-self in human form~~"

>>30264552
"Cle-clever girl"

>>30264668
>She then pounces atop you driving the whole party into the bushes where small hearts and moans fill the air as the bush shakes

>>30264218
>re-gifting

>>30264766
Unf.

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>>30264766
>small hearts and moans fill the air as the bush shakes
what is this The Sims?

>Mama Celestia will never nearly blow your cover by telling her friends that she's "trying for a baby" and then giving you a big, obvious wink

>>30264218
Unf. thank for the share. You know; I don't know if I could handle Pinkie Pie as a lover. But I sure as hell would like to try knowing full well she'd leave me a quivering mound of jello.

>>30264074
>>30264200
Somebody write this!

>>30260293
>Tfw had eye issues since you were in first grade.
>Tfw you always dreamed of joining the air force or anything flying related and if not that a sniper like your grandfather.
>Tfw they told you it would get better.
>Tfw they put you through so many surgerys and you had to go through two hours of headaches because they told you if you wore the eye patch it would help.
>Tfw you told your grandfather what you wanted to do when you got older and he was proud.
>Tfw he bought you a book for you to study to be a pilot.
>Tfw he gave you a thirty ot six and a world war one jap rifle he owned.
>Tfw after so meny years of studying and everything in 7th grade they told you it wasn't going to get better.
>Tfw they told you could never fly anything and could never be a sniper.
>Tfw you could out shoot and climb most of the people who actually served.
>Tfw you could never prove yourself to them because they wouldn't even let you sign up.

>>30265853
....why the hell would you want to fight for a illegal resource war?

>>30265853
Can't you at least go for general aviation?

>>30265869
Yeah, Anon. The real honor's in the LEGAL resource wars you big silly pants.

>>30265869
Most wars have no reason anymore Anon be honest with yourself.
>>30265917
I don't think he could. To even get your pilots license you need almost perfect vision.

So I might not ever get around to writing if this investigation into someone else gets me put in prison, which is a possibility. Not sure if it's more likely to happen or not, it's kinda up in the air.

>>30266039
Yeah, perfect CORRECTABLE vision. I'm a pilot who wears glasses.

>>30265869
god, if only. that'd mean we were actually getting something out of it instead of blowing all our money on saving their victims. but it's the right thing to do. thankfully this most recent thing to pop up, there are no good people to save, so we can let them destroy each other. That's never happened before.
>>30266199
i've heard it both ways, i think it really depends

>>30265917
No its just how it works anon I too wanted to be a pilot planes and flying allways intressted me but because I was diagnosed with light color blindness my dream crashed

>>30266258
my dad at least had the decency to let me know when I was tiny that i could never be a pilot
I had never wanted to be one before, but I still found it odd that it requires perfect vision.

>>30266109
Trump is that you?

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>"Cousin Ahnon, Trixie did not want things to be coming to this, but you leave her with no choice"
>"You WILL give Trixie your seed to be making of the babies, one way, or another"

>>30266415
>"Do this or Trixie will poke Ahnon in eye with sharp elbows. You will not like."

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>>30266695

>>30259975
What's neet

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>>30267252
Not in Education, Employment, or Training
Generally, though, it just refers to acting like a weeb who has no social life and almost never leaves the house, except with more sexual frustration and without animu actually being a requirement.

>>30267271
Tnx fàm

>>30265853
>thirty ot six

For fuck's sake, Anon. It's thirty-AUGHT-six, or if you're feeling particularly plebian enough, thirty-oh-six. If you simply must post about calibers and firearms on our Mongolian Yurt Building board, please do yourself the courtesy of looking up their correct spelling and pronunciation before you make a fool of yourself.

>>30267284
Autism the post

>>30267331
it is a pretty shitty typo

>>30267271
There's something charming about the idea of big sister <character> awkwardly and ham-fistedly trying to get into Anon's pants.

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Little sister Shimmy is having...a bit of a strange day. You'll do the responsible thing and help her get back to normal instead of say, "taking advantage" of her new form, right?

>>30266199
It really depends. The brain can actually give up on a eye's use to the point the only way to fix it is for the other eye to not be used (in which case it will shut that one down.) or the good eye is lost.

>>30268056
you're talking about amblyopia, and as far as i know there's no cure for it past very young childhood.. that being the patch, yeah. they did that on me but didnt explain why it was so important, and i was not as diligent with my patch as i should have been. also the fucking jerk daycare guy kept making fun of me. though he also let me stay up from naps and taught me how the sun works, so.. eh.
there are claims that adults have been able to undo that and regain stereo vision, but they're doubted by the people writing the thing where I read this that one time
I kinda wish I could see in 3d.. it sounds really neat from everyone's description

>>30261093
NEET luna

>>30265869
Because, I just wanted to serve my country.
>>30265917
Tried. Couldn't because of the eye issue >>30268383 explained it really well.
>>30268383
I know the feel. It just looks like blured shit to me. Like they're playing the same film slightly to the left of the one already playing. Took me a long time to figure out that I wasn't seeing what my family was at the movies. I remember my shit used to be worse. The term my eye doctor used was "lazy eye" before my first surgery my left eye was off. My mom said it was kinda cute as I was little but she wanted it fixed before it got too bad. It sucks to know I won't do my dream career but who knows man! They're fixing people who can't hear and color blindness! It's only a matter of time till we'll be able to watch 3D and fly and everything! R-Right?

>>30269041
>R-Right?
Don't want to disappoint, but I wouldn't get your hopes up. Those deaf and blind fixes are all restorative; as in they're fixing a "surface" issue in the sensory organs.
Unless you actually did see in 3D at some point in your life (even if just as a baby), your brain never got the necessary training during its formative years. I can't imagine a fix for that coming in our lifetime, maybe never.

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Prompt based on a weird dream I just had

>Anon is a single father to two teenagers, Anon Junior and Tree Hugger, ever since his wife died a few years ago
>he is painfully aware that the two of them have gotten VERY close as a result
>too close
>his son hides it well but Tree Hugger doesn't seem to give a shit about being found out
>he can already tell yelling at them won't get them to stop
>Anon decides perhaps they need a new mother figure in order to curb this behavior
>throws himself back out into the dating game
>Anon surprisingly clicks well with a young woman named Sunset Shimmer who works at a pizzeria while looking for a more stable career after college
>even though she's only a few years older than Anon Junior and Tree Hugger
>there's just something that draws them to each other they can't explain
>when they go out in public, people always confuse them for father and daughter
>Anon introduces her to his kids
>Tree Hugger takes to her immediately, but there's this strange knowing expression on her face
>Anon Junior warms up to her as well after a bit of interaction
>things look good
>Sunset introduces Anon to her parents
>they're weirded out by the age gap, but get used to it once they get a feel for Anon's personality and learn he's not just some dirty old pervert
>Anon notices that Sunset looks nothing like her dad, but says nothing
>as their relationship goes on and gets more serious, Sunset reveals that her parents used a sperm donor to have her
>Anon remembers that he donated sperm a few months before he got married to pay for the engagement ring, but shrugs it off
>Sunset loves her family, but has always been really curious about who her biological father is
>Anon encourages her to go to the sperm bank and find out if it really matters to her
>Anon's face when the next day he gets a call from the sperm bank saying one of his adult children wants to contact him
>they ask whether or not they have permission to give out his contact information

>>30269056
Yeah that's true, but that won't get me down much I'll just live my life like normal... and jack it to ponies. Maybe in Equestria they have magic to fix eye issu- oh wait, Derpy... well fuck.

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>>30269412
Hmmm

>>30269412
"Look, Sunset...if you want to break this off, I understand. I mean, the whole thing is weird, I admit. I don't want to try and hold you in a relationship you're not comfortable with."
>"The way your're phrasing that makes it sound like you are comfortable with it."
"Not exactly, but at the same time, I'm alright with you. You know what I mean? It's super weird, but there's no one else if rather be with. You're the only one for me."
>"Good news for you then. I'm not planning on going anywhere. No one has to know about this. Just you and me, loving and working with it. I love you Anon, and my DNA isn't going to change that."
"I love you too Sunset."
>"Besides, now I can call you daddy in bed and be technically correct."
"That's...actually really hot."

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>>30269637

>Tree Hugger knows
>she knew the moment she saw Sunset's aura that she was her half-sister
>gets smug around her dad whenever he expresses disapproval towards her and Anon Junior's relationship.
>"Chill, Daddy-o. Blood doesn't mean anything as long as our auras mesh correctly. It's all good."
>Anon can't judge them without looking like a hypocrite now that he's in a relationship one of his sperm donor kids

>>30269682
>she and Anon Jr. stop even trying to hide it as a result
>they start holding hands all the time, snuggling up against each other, you're pretty sure you even glimpsed them sneaking a kiss
>one night you hear a headboard thumping against the wall in the other room
>you start getting up to try and stop them out something, but Sunset puts a hand on your chest to stop you
>"Leave them be. Kids will be kids. Besides, can we really judge? We'll just have to be louder than them."

I'm just picturing Anon kind of scowling for a second, wondering why the universe is conspiring against him to make incest a staple of his life.

>"You know what? Fuck it, fine, whatever, we'll have sex."

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>>30269863
>We'll just have to be louder than them.

>>30270110
>>30269863
>>30270040

>both couples begin an unspoken competition of sexual oneupsmanship
>whichever couple has the loudest sex and makes the other couple complain about it wins
>Anon has trouble keeping up because he isn't a young man anymore, but that's why Viagra exists
>they call a truce when both girls end up pregnant

>>30270226
>Giving her a rest
>Not making her double-pregnant

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>>30267331
Where do you think we are?

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>>30269863
Fuck that's hot

>>30270411

Anon isn't in his twenties anymore. He can't just pump babies into a woman nonstop anymore

>>30269041
oh wow i've never actually tried 3d movies / glasses. so that's what it's like? fuck. I've never tried VR or 3DS either.
yeah that's what they called it for me too, but it gets confusing because the same term gets used for strabismus (aka derp eyes) which, while it has a tendency to cause amblyopia, is not the same thing. it sounds like you had both though. My brain just decided it didnt wanna listen to my right eye anymore. I can't blame it really.
there was an interesting time though after cimetidine gave me cataracts (it'll happen to you. just live with heartburn, don't take pills) and i got my bad eye fixed first, so for a month it was the GOOD eye.. but the bad eye was still the only one that could read small print. Forcing them to work together did neat things to my brain, but 3d vision I didn't get.

as for serving the country, when the shit are they just gonna let us do it from the comfort of our homes, remote piloting drones? that's the only sensible thing to do. not shaving a bunch of heads and torturing them with sleep deprivation. we already have the soldiers we need, and videogames have trained them

>>30264074
>Lil' sister Rainbow Dash will never try to act tough in front of you when she's with her friends, only to be totally disarmed when you show her gestures of physical affection such as hugs and tussling her hair

>>30270772
That's quitter talk.

>>30270682
>"Hey, lil' bro! What'ya think; bra, or no bra?"

>>30271531
n..no bra. just don't do any running
your ligaments will toughen up over time. make sure you eat lots of protein..

>>30271031
Dash seems like the best sister for "parents are pushing you two to intimate activities for purposes of saving resources" scenarios. maybe you had to move to a smaller place, you two have to share a room.. there's limited hot water..