709: Honest Apple
Written by Kevin Lappin
https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e09.mp4
Tails of Equestria rulebook here!
>>30231600
"The Elements of Harmony Vol. II" here!
>>30244810
"Equestria Girls: Magic, Magic Everywhere!" here!
>>30244235
Now that Rarity has three new featured lines, what kinds of heights will her contestants rise to? Perhaps Fashion Week will be a stiffer challenge next time! But for now, just seeing ponies out and about in their normal lines should be enough to put some smiles on faces.
>>30245621
Previous thread.
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
710: A Royal Problem -Starlight Glimmer is sent to solve a friendship problem between Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. When it's clear that the problem is that the royal sisters don't appreciate one another, Starlight impulsively switches their cutie marks!
711: Not Asking for Trouble -Pinkie Pie visits Prince Rutherford and the Yaks. While there an avalanche falls on the entire rustic vilage of Yakyakistan. Pinkie Pie suggests that she go getthe other ponies to come help but the proud Prince and Yaks refuse.
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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The earlysodes-
710 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e10.mp4
711 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e11.mp4
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
undead undead undeadundead
>coutry filly
>>30251161
>>30251166
>>30251150
I want to cum inside goth mare.
>>30251188
>>30251199
nice dubs
How get marefriend?
>>30251150
I liked when Applejack picked out a collar for that pony
>>30251214
I liked when they wore the jingle collars
>>30250960
My head canon is the typewriter works on a morse code system. Left key is dah, right key is dit.
On a little brass plague on the front could be the cheap sheet of how the two larger keys are used to set the gears inside to select the hammer to be pressed. Then pressing the bar causes the chosen hammer to strike and then also resets the gears for the character selector. Hitting the bar without pressing any dot or dash hoof keys just moves the typewriter one character, a space,
>fillies
>two more episodes of pony
>the episodes have already aired before
>EqG specials in two weeks
>they've already aired in Poland
>>30251250
what's the point of fillies anyways
>>30251250
Man Wheel was such an amazing artist. Such a shame that he and all the other good artists had to go.
>>30251260
They're cute.
>>30251280
Why does that artist only draw Woona with Sunshit Shimmer?
>>30251260
You know how the ponies are small and cute and yours?
Well the fillies are extra small and extra cute and they're ripe for the taking.
>>30251298
Dash please stop trying to justify your fillynapping addiction
>>30251280
m-mommy's little fatty
>>30251301
>>30251304
>Marker has flashbacks to Season 2 episode days where the threads lasted 30 minutes
>Have to calm her down and tell her she's safe and with loved ones and the thread isn't going anywhere
>>30251321
>the thread isn't going anywhere
It sure ain't, with the circular fillyposting and trashposting
>>30251321
I miss those days.
>>30251298
>>30251310
Reminder that fillynapping is a national sport in equestria like filly kissing and filly rubbing
>>30251291
Do not insult my wife
>>30251372
Is that why Dash is always practicing so much?
>>30251372
only if you are from Dashistan
>>30251384
She want to be the #1
Man, pegasi are such useless piles of dumb shit
>>30251414
t. mudpony
>>30251384
She isn't the best
That's enough fillies for one day.
>>30251396
>>30251396
I don't blame Dash for picking up fillies. I bet they're fun to carry to pet.
You have to make sure you put her back where you found her though. It's just rude not to.
How does crystal ponies feel like?
>>30251414
Pegasi are sweet angels.
Sniff the filly
Hug the filly
>>30251321
Fuck.
>>30251215
They are in storage, they don't wear them much.
>>30251459
Dashie have a very cute filly butt
>>30251481
fancy meeting you here
>>30251468
ftfy
>>30251481
What will happen when Marker merges with Gloomy?
>>30251428
WRONG
>>30251150
This mare is
C U T E
U
T
E
>>30251506
Be careful you can OD on those things.
>>30251524
what's the recommended dose?
>>30251506
Fleetfoot's look of disappointment hurts my heart.
>>30251504
A giant boop monster
>>30251506
When will we see Lighting Dust again?
>>30251524
My brother overdosed on fillies. It was very tragic.
>moe has anti adblock
ugh
>>30251530
You need this dose per day
10 filly rubs
7 filly hugs
4 filly kisses
200 ml of filly juice
>>30251485
I'd wear it all the darn time
>>30251553
How does one obtain filly juice?
>>30251553
>200 ml of filly juice
What if I drink too much of this stuff?
>>30251550
https://reek.github.io/anti-adblock-killer/
>>30251542
The only way to stop it would be boop overdose
>>30251545
When Starlight befriends her
>>30251564
Just take a filly and lick their filly bits until they release the filly juice
>>30251567
Doesn't work on many websites, Moe and other archivers included. And let me just rant about how much I HATE whenever they say "That's okay. Who doesn't. But to make this site awesome" Dear God I want to punch the fuckers that wrote that shit. What happened to straight-up, objective, technical descriptions in software? Why do we have to be so casual nowadays?
>>30251578
Trash
>>30251564
From the store.
It comes in orange and cherry
>>30251564Milkingthem.
>>30251564
What if the filly want my male human juice?
>>30251616
I'll pour her a glass
>>30251602
Filly milk and filly juice are different things
>>30251541
I want to pat her fluffy mane and scratch her ears and tell her she'll make it one day
Reminder that filly holes are for filling
Saffron Masala
Ponies want to achieve Instrumentality
>>30251629
>You will never guzzle down a filly juice flavored filly milkshake
>>30251664I love the song
>>30251671
>mass production unit
Must be a background pony.
Marry the mares
Fill the fillies
Stall the stallions
Cull the colts
DUDE FILLY FUCKING LMAO
Did it just get poofy in here?
if a pony is ever beating you in an argument, you can just boop them to assert dominance
>>30251693
NO
CUT THE SASS LINES
WE CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER ASSAULT LIKE THAT
>>30251695
They do it to eachother on the show all the time
What is the poofiest poof?
>>30251714
that's one thing I'd have to get used to in Equestria, zero personal space
>>30251725
>>30251766
how the hell
>>30251687
>MP
>Background pony
>Not Rei
>>30251768
Anime.
>>30251726
That'd be weird. I can't even remember the last time I was touched.
>>30251726
>Sitting on a bench eating a nice treat while pony watching
>A mare sits down on the bench next to you, you don't mind
>She scoots closer, you think nothing
>She scoots closer still, you figure she's just more curious than the average mare about your species
>Her thigh touches yours
>Before you know it she's in your lap
"Can I help you??"
>"I thought your lap looked comfy and warm; I was right"
>Makes herself home in your lap
>"Are you eating cinnamon nuts? Those smell great... can I have one?"
>I mean, they're yours but they were cheap... you give her one
>Other mares are noticing how comfy she looks, sitting in a big, soft lap being fed nuts
>you start to draw a crowd of curious ponies
>A few sit on the bench next to you, smiling up at you
>"Can I go next?"
>>30251796
I''m not an amusement park ride dammit
>>30251798
Applejack taught me something today.
>>30251798
I prefer ponies that are roughly 0.3 Cel
>>30251819
You're in pone territory, Anon. They just think you're neat.
>Ponies not so subtly rubbing your arm just to feel what your coat-less skin feels like
>They ask if you always wear those clothes because you're cold from not having any fur.
>>30251587
Women happened.
>>30251796
Is
Is this heaven?
Filly is wondering how long she can continue this fast of water and zero calorie powerade before it's bad
>>30251798
Why is Celestia so sexy?
>>30251884Longer than most people would believe. A water diet causes ketosis just like a low carb high fat keto diet would. By about day 3-4 your energy levels should spike back up again to normal and your hunger will become easier to ignore. Depending on your fat stores up to a a few weeks is very do-able with sufficient, quick water access. Your body actually won't eat your muscle or organs first; it knows to go after the stored fat first. Life will do anything to not die.
Filly says pass the blunt.
>>30251901
she just is.
>>30251914
For real tho
It's not a mic, quit talkin into that shit
>>30251878
Keep track of the time, Anon.
If you're not willing to tell the ponies you need to go you might die on that bench.
>>30251950
It would be a good death
And then I go to hyper-Equestria
>>30251963
>hyper-Equestria
>hyper
Oh god no, anything but that.
>>30252007
what are you so happy about
>>30252007
If you didn't know anything about MLPG, what name would you give to her?
>>30252046
the boop
>>30252046
Pinkie Pie
>>30252037
why delete a shower mare
>>30252106
Go away.
I'm out of food.
>>30252126
I said I don't have any food.
Shoo.
>>30252110
The mare was too naked.
>>30252129
>>30251798
celestia's legs turn me on so much
they're long, they're sexy, they're bendy and cartoony looking while at the same time being super attractive
did i mention how sexy they are?
>>30252033
her pallet of Ketamine just came in.
Look at this fuckin' nerd
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/93316931-132.html
>>30252187
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3941124/Billy-Bob-Thornton-61-reveals-favorite-Little-Pony-character-promoting-raunchy-sequel-Bad-Santa-2.html
>Favorite character: The actor revealed that Rainbow Dash was his favorite My Little Pony: Equestria Girls character
wow and he's a dashfag
>>30252203
>Liking Bluefast.
gross.
Is it true what they say about unicorns in bed?
>>30252203
he sounds pretty normal about it, just watching it with his kid
good pick for favorite at least
>>30252212
Can I filly this filly?
>>30252218
>I dunno, do they say the same things about them once they get out of bed?
>>30252223
shrekchan
Mom, please put the sun down. It's way too hot.
>>30252235
that looks like the Mare of the Future
>>30252247
gotchu discoveryfam
andrea posted this to her instagram
i wonder if they made a dash version?n-not that i'm stalking her
or having lustful thoughts about her feet
>>30252240
>>30252235
Tail wraps are nice.
>>30251911
Filly bought more powerade and broth and wrote a napkin will
>>30252273
Wouldn't a Fluttershy doormat make more senseI have those thoughts too but it's time to let go Anon
>>30252187
Hahaha. I love it.
>Liking Equestria Girls Dash
I mean, it's not good taste but it's not bad taste. She is *fun* and interesting to look at. Plus who doesn't like the tomboy?
>>30252220
I liked that he admitted he did get invested into it and looks forward to the binge watching.
>>30252311
>Sexual tension
Now that I think about it, it's a good thing Sunset didn't leave the castle.
Can you imagine what she would do if she saw a real life pony stallion after being in exile for so long?
The poor guy would needs a week to recover and probably therapy afterwards.
>>30252292
She's flat as a pancake.
>>30252336
A cups so what?
>>30252336
I wonder if she's sensitive about her flatness
>>30252287she still posts new foot pics occasionally
it's so nice to see she still cares about her fans
i know they're not the best, but they're Hers
>>30252336
She's not!
I'll admit she had that period in Rainbow Rocks where she was padding her bra for band sex appeal, but in the first movie I think she wasn't even wearing one.
Once Legends of Everfree came around we got a better look at how she stacked up to her friends. She's not flat but she's aerodynamic.
Plus a boob's a boob.
>>30252287
dash doormat was a reference to this
Filly smoked too much and got the heavies, the shakies, and the existential despairies.
>>30252237
>accidentally calling Celestia "mom"
how embarassing!
>>30252336
i, for one, love our pettanko dashie
>>30252391
smaller breasts tend to be super sexually sensitive, if all the porn i've consumed is to be trusted
>>30252450
You can't feed your babies with your butt. You need tits for that.
post tired ponies, please
>>30252471
>>30252471
>>30252391
>her face when Scoot grows up and has a bigger bust than her
>>30252464
Starlight Glimmer's sense of right and wrong are so fucked. I love her for that.
Creating a communist commune, creating a timeline where the mane six never get together to stop her from creating a better world based on her equality principles, mind controlling her friend's friends, swapping cutie marks (a big fucking deal, ask Season 3 Twilight) of fucking royalty and not thinking anything of it until she realized she could get in very deep trouble and it's a good thing they're so chill about it.
And now this shit.
How do you describe this lack of morality?
>>30252497
tit guys are the lowest and most crassfoot and leg connoisseurs are the best
Rarity asks you if she looks fat in her new dress. What do you say?
>>30252528
unicorns are so OP compared to the other races that they pretty much act like they can do whatever they want with no consequences
>>30252528
Actually a changeling.
>>30252554
please sit on my face
>>30252564
I... Don't actually know what you mean by that but okay.
>>30252528
Also her befriending Trixie! And trusting Thorax and Discord enough to ask for their help.
When you're a former villain who played by her own rules I guess learning good guy right-and-wrong seems to take a while.
>>30252555
>E starlight
SLUT
L
U
T
>>30252332
she likes girls
>>30252595
M E M E D
>>30252528
>sense of right and wrong are so fucked.
No. She just have a fucked morality, and no innocence.
>>30252574
hit her in the shitter
slap her in the crapper
>>30252604
idk what they did but glimmers head is least barbie doll
>>30252595
>>30252595
>she likes girls
So she was just dating Brad to fuck over Rarity?
I call shenanigans. Sunset is at least bi. She might even just like "human" girls. Call it prison lesbianism.
>>30252604
i like how when ponies become girls they do this thing with their hands
>>30252618
Now I can't un-see ponies hooves are just tightly bound fists.
This is how they pick up things with hooves.
>>30252618
It's fucking great and horsey like. I love it.
Sunset Shimmer trying to human as a pony was equally cute I thought. But also sad.
>>30252618
>they do this thing with their handsBLLARAHGLAHGHGAHRAAHHRL
>>30252653
They should do a permanent middle finger with their hands.
But I guess this is not fine to this kind of cartoon.
>>30252655
CIA
>>30252655
i loved seeing sunset pony again
it makes me sad when i think about her parents though
she didn't have any time to go see them
or to reconcile with celestia
i wish they'd integrate the comics more into the show
>>30252680
The comic was shit and the show retcon it many times
>>30252618
i like that horsuman
too bad sci-twi has none of her history, experiences, memories, personality, or charming adorakableness
she's just a semi-evil cunt who wears glasses
>>30252653
Not even fists. Ponies just have one giant finger/toe at the end of each leg. They're not used to having all those little appendages beyond their wrist joint; just one giant finger that they just either walk on, move shit around with or use the crook of to hold things. It's adorable that they wouldn't know how to hold their front limbs now that they suddenly don't need them to walk. And all their gestures are without any movement beyond the wrists because.
>>30252674
I think it makes sense for weird hands to hang limp. If a pony were to rear up on its hing legs they would keep their front legs limp at the 'wrist' so when they go back to a four legged standing position their front hooves would meet the ground easier.
Notice it's even how pegasi fly; limp at the wrists.
>>30252655
daww, how cute!
she thinks she's people.
>no more videos with seasons compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HctcMnyL2Q
>>30252604
>that slight sniff when she drops the scoop.
What?
>>30252787
>no more What I Learned
Starting Legends of Magic #3 storytime here:
>>30252902
>>30252203
Guy picked a good poner.
EQG puppet evolution is weird.
Sunset Shimmer's inseam is significantly shorter than Starlight's; look how they tried to make Sunset more reasonable proportioned. But as a result, standing next to another pony wearing something other than a dress that hides where their legs end and their trunk begins, you can see she has a longer torso now.
But then you look at the older puppets used in the same scenes as them and if you go by where their elbows bend, you can see a lot of the time their skirts start right there and their shirts hems are right around there too. Basically, at their natural waist, the narrowest part of their trunk. It makes them look like they have fucking tiny torsos.
But based off the newest model, Starlight Glimmer's, and going by the elbow again, we see her elbows also rest at her natural waist. But her shirt goes much further than that. Practically a tunic shirt by comparison. If Glimmer's inseam; her crotch, was still in the same point and her pant rise was as high as where girls wear their skirts, her pant rise would be all the way up to her elbow. Imagine how high rise that is. Holy fuck.
So now, assuming Glimmer isn't some physical freak (more than Shimmer at least), we can guess that eqg girls actually aren't tiny torsoed aliens, but actually it's just the style to wear skirts at the natural waist and their skirt lengths are so short that the hems barely cover their crotches. Those shirts they wear would be a belly shirt on Starlight, assuming her pant rise doesn't actually go as high as her natural waist like the skirts do.
So going back to the pants inseam thing with Sunset and Starlight, if we make the assumption that all the eqg girls are sluts and like panty flashing; then Sunset has a much lower crotch.
So that must mean, Sunset is tucking her giant horse dong.
I hate all of you.
For those of you who read it, how would you rate Legends of Magic #3 out of 10 mlpg?
This is assuming they're not actually differently proportioned like real life humans but mass produced like the flash puppets they are.
Exhibit B: Sunset and Starlight are apparently equal distance from the camera because they can look at each other at the same angle and punch each others' shoulders. Yet look how much higher Starlight's inseam is. Sunset's crotch is much lower.
Extra long ketchup and mustard hotdog confirmed.
Filly's dabbing again
>>30253001
ALL of me?
>>30253044
is she any good at it?
>>30253039
Literally hitting on each other
>>30253013
7/10
art was nice
>>30252904
Why filly Luna is the best alicorn filly?
Purple has a plan...
>>30253075
Blue is a great color for a filly.
>>30252957
>>30253039
I've spent a long time staring at Sunset's crotch but haven't produced a fraction of these thoughts
Bravo
Guess who just won the exclusive contract to supply Las Pegasus with filly vending machines
>>30253060
I could see both of them finding the other one extremely interesting.
Based off the cover of Sunset's new messenger book journal thing she's going to be writing to Glimmer from now on, right? That means we'll get more of them together?
Do you think Glimmer will write back to her? ...wait is the book two-way? The new one might be.
>Twilight looking for Glimmer and checks her room
>Sees the Sunset journal
>Since Sunset is *her* friend she figures she could read it, to check on how her friends at Canterlot High is doing
>sexual tension-filled love letters between the two
>"See you soon, xoxo"
>Instead of writing letters sometimes they used it more like text messages when they caught each other in front of the book at the same time and had long pages of chatting.
>Lewd chatting; talks of touching themselves
>It read like foreplay
>Twiilght sets the book down where she found it, closes it and never picks it up again
>Glad she didn't physically touch the book
>Goes to wash her horn anyway
Do they have to do it in the human dimension? Otherwise Twilight might catch them.
>>30253159
You know what
I want to see Sunset Shimmer teach Glimmer to ride horses
And by ride horses I mean get big hot stallion flares lodged in her womb
>>30253144
...filly vending machines?
>>30252187
>>30252203
The man has excellent taste. I've always thought he was a pretty cool dude anyways watching interviews with him.
>>30253198
Why was this the best thing to happen?
>>30253226
Looks cute, I haven't watched it yet though.
queasy queasy
Twilight's pegasus instincts are starting to kick in
>>30253226
Sunset Shimmer is a good character.
Starlight had that naive horse in human land appeal EqG1 Twilight had.
I hope it's Starlight's turn next "special" to bring Sunset home and show her around horseland. But that's not a very Equestria Girls plot.
Maybe some chapter book will come about from it... Berrow will probably write it.
Do you think Trixie will buy the fact that it's not cheating if Sunset is... mostly in another dimension?
>>30253276
Next thing you know she's going to start provocatively dancing in front of stallions and nesting.
>>30253276
Took her long enough!
I bet she uses shed feathers as quill pens now.
>>30253294
But it's the stallions who do the dance to attract a mate.
>>30253297
it would be cuter if she used a feather from Dash or Flutters
>>30253299
Not in Equestria.
How do I know if a pegasus is hitting on me or just showing off her sick dance moves?
>>30253317
Grab them by the pussy.
If they're wet they want you to stick it in.
>>30253317
She'll very quickly lift her tail and flash you her marebits.
>>30253297
Are you calling her cheap?
>>30252904
>Sunburst's wizard hat
Why is that nerd so adorable?
>>30253344
Wizard hats give +10 cuteness
>>30253341
That's the way to find out if she's a slut.
>>30253349
A shame about the shitty facial hair subtracting that same ten..
>>30253341
Is that really how it works?
>>30253354
Only a slut for one, Anon. Pones are magic and they intuitively know who will be their mate for life. Better be prepared to get married quickly if a pegasus mare flashes you.
>>30253357
I've grown to like the beard
>>30253342
I'd call her cheap she'd call it being fastidiously clever.
MISTMANE IS CUTE
>>30253362
Daapi is perfect for impregnating.
>>30253396
Of course she is, she's a pegasus.
I liked Spike's song in the changeling episode.
>>30253411
I thought A Changeling Can Change was pretty good, seems a lot of others disagree though.
>>30253411
I didn't, but that's okay.
>>30253396
She's ugly though.
>>30253428
who cares, she has a heart of gold.
>>30253428
She has a butt of gold
>>30253428
maybe by mare standards, but by human standards she's got a nice ass
>>30253428
>Ugly.
Heresy.
>>30253437
She sure does
>>30253428
She has a mane of bananas though.
>>30253473
I'd lick it
What would Derpy's mare bits taste like if you licked them?
>>30253493
That girl was such a bitch
>>30253488
Hydrogen sulfide.
i love this horsegirl
>>30253506
Thats not Muffy
>>30253512
Muffy was awesome because she was rich and her dad was cool
>>30253513
>anthro
enjoy your ban
>>30253523
What a bitch you are
>>30253523
If she winks at you, would you? Where?
>>30253513
You can delete the file if you want to avoid the ban
>>30253518
but was the ass fat?
>>30253535
She could buy a fatter ass if she wanted
Night thread
>>30253542
Cute filly.
I have new intelligence that suggests an unholy alliance of fillies and colts are planning a surprise attack on Canterlot
>>30253567
a cuddle attack? i'm ready
You should go to bed. There might be someponywaiting for you.
>>30253575
Harshwhinny can wait. Now it's time for early morning video games.
Flower fillies.
>>30253612
I want to pet them.
>>30253635
Where will you pet them?
>>30253523
Those horses are so fucking horsey, it's great.
>>30253649
On their heads and along their backs.
Filly is making meme builds again
I HATE BEING ALIVE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3wQj-xAJ9s
These flowers are for pollinating.
>>30253691
I'd pollinate all three.
>>30253697
You don't have the stamina
What is she dreaming about?
>>30253706
Creampies
>>30253706
Apples
>>30253714
>>30253719
Apple creampies.
>>30253720
I'm gonna kiss that hotdog
>>30253720
>ponies in ponytails
Is there any greater thing?
>>30253753
I'd hotdog that hotdog.
>>30253759
DA BESS
>>30253753
She's taken.
>>30253778
That's wrong though
>>30212100
Did a finished version of this ever get posted?
i have now until october to figure out how to watch this thing in the theater with minimal autism
what will you do when the marketing campaign is everywhere and the trailer/commercials are always playing around you with toys and merch everywhere
>>30253778
glim is collecting quite a harem
>>30253817
Hum Winter Wrap Up or Smile^3
Oh, and always go out wearing something respectable.
>>30253778
>>30253819
I absolutely love where this is going.
Post Purp.
>>30253817
I'll act indifferent to them, same way I've acted since 2010. I take my power levels seriously, anon.
>>30253819
Indeed
>>30253817
Still no trailer....
>>30253836
F L U F F
>>30253830
and where is it going?
>>30253864
She's going to fuse them
>>30253864
Straight to Hell
Is it safe yet?
>>30253864
the hottest porno Equestria has ever seen
>>30253864
Words can not express my approval.
>>30253878
Yes, now come over here and let me hug you.
>>30253878
Yes? It's safe. Very safe.
i have a problemi don't have enough glim glam in my life
>>30253892
>>30253880
>>30253883
what is it called when you constantly find yourself wanting lesbian ships in the media, not just because it's sexually arousing but because girl-girl romance is so wonderful?
the best term i've found is "yuri" but that's the genre and not the fans
>>30253928
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YuriFan
>>30253928
I just like lesbians and fucking them.
>>30253928
>the best term i've found is "yuri" but that's the genre and not the fans
Yaoi has fujoshis so I think it's reasonable to assume there's a term for yuri audience as well.
>>30253928
I only like lesbians in the context of them sharing men between them
MARE
MARE
CUDDLES
>>30253987
why contaminate pure girl-girl love with penis?you may set aside the penis for my later enjoyment
YOU GUYS
https://phys.org/news/2017-06-low-cost-carbon-dioxide.html
>>30253993
because vaginas are boring as hell
Sweet dreams mulpug
>>30254059I'm gonna touch that butt
>>30254059
I want towash her
>>30254021
>because vaginas are boring as hell
And dicks are an entertainment station in comparison?
They're equally just as boring.
>>30254068
>And dicks are an entertainment station in comparison?
Yes
yes they are
dicks are the best
I didn't know MLPG was secretly the Sunset thread.Please continue. Sunset is wonderful.
Oh, the things I would do to this butt.
>>30254077
MLPG is secretlyevery thread
>>30253887
Is it safe?
poob
>>30254107
those were*
EA's thread on /unf/ has reached bump limit a while ago
I never noticed
why don't we use the sub more often
why don't we use the sub, period
and why do they keep it alive if it's almost unused for everything
we could just remove 3dpd and /v/ honestly nobody has posted there in more than six months
Wait
when did the ponies stop bowing to the princesses?
>>30254262
People posted Switch codes in /v/ the fuck you talking about
>>30254308
When the writers forgot they did that
>>30254358
I want an episode where Twilight starts wearing princess regalia (maybe some jeweller pony makes her a set, as a gift?).
And all the ponies start bowing to her and calling her "your majesty" and shit. And Twily becomes reaaaly self conscious of the fact that yeah, she's fucking royalty now.
I miss loliposter.
>>30254373
We all do. Life goes on, though, anon. He wasn't the first person we lost, and he sure as hell won't be the last.
>>30254312
what the fuck is a switch
last time I checked someone had just posted "please respond" to the ponecraft server months ago
>>30254373YAIN'Tthe only one
>>30254373
Die pedo
>>30254375
>We all do
Are you retarded?
>>30254378
>what the fuck is a switch
The Daapii console.
>>30254404
Gotta admit, even I don't like Gummi worms
Can you homosexuals stop talking about dicks for one second
>>30254419
Dicks aren't homosexual.
>>30254419
>homoesexual
Dicks on mares and fillies are perfectly straight, you pedo.
>>30254419
I think the bigger issue is talking about how much they want to fuck children
>>30254419
This is MLPG, dude. Despite the one or two babies who whine about pedos, any actual resident knows that MLPG is all about penises. Been that way long as I can remember.
>>30254428
Hi there virgin pony
How are you doing
>>30254429
Ravioli ravioli don't fuck moon loli.
>>30254431
>imblying fillies = kids
>>30254437
Fillies are literally fictional children
I thought early morning mlpg was supposed to be comfy
this is like watching Spike sing the national anthem except he's naked and everyone is laughing
>>30254441
>fictional
Exactly. They ain't real, and we don't like real children, so we can never get our fix. What's the harm?
>>30254444
The harm is shitposting about it in literally every thread
>>30254448
Fillyposting is a core component of MLPG's culture.
dicks = good
human lolis = bad
>>30254437
Moon loli is purely for fucking.
>>30254448
>shitposting is anything I don't like
>>30254453
Did you join MLPG a few months ago?
>>30254459
>a few months ago
What? Man, I could give two shits about fillyposting but you're not making any sense. This has been going on for at least 2 years, probably more. The sight of >filly has permanently been etched into my brain.
oh my god did he seriously just say that thing about the numbers
you were the piss along didn't you mlpg
Everyone is a newfag but me
>>30254468
I'm the only newfag.
MLPQ quest is getting a little off track, I think we should get back to the main quest
>>30254476
Right, we need to find Woona.
>>30254476
And what is our main goal, exactly?
>>30254476
What the h*ck are you talking about
>>30254480
I heard that she's currently in a brothel, being ravished by stallions.
>>30254481
We need to save all 6 pony maidens and restore the princess crystal
>>30254481
Impregnating female ponies.
>>30254476
I'd love if someone did a new quest
>>30254465
The retarded >filly bot started here https://fg.b4k.co/arch/mlp/thread/26165885 but this incessant talk about fucking fillies by a few people started much later
what the h*ck is going on
>>30254481
Fillies.
>>30254496
>MLPG
>doing anything but shitposting
>in 2017
heh
who are you people
>>30254513
I'm a filly.
>Today is June Bug Day
Filly bought the 24 piece set but it didn't come with the sailboat.
>>30254443
You have no idea how happy I get seeing people reposting that old gif I made.
>>30254604
somehow it conveys just the right emotion in almost any scenario
>>30254614
Did you take the taco from her and she wants it back?
or
Are you teasing her over the fact you have a taco and she has none?
>>30254629
the possibilities are limitless
>>30254631
Maybe she knew the cow the ground beef is made from.
Do NOT steal the Purp's food
>>30254674
it's pointless to try, she'll find a way to eat something like the fatty she is
>>30254674
Purp is fat enough already.
she needs to get some greens into her.
>>30254692
purp is not for anon gangbang
>>30254692
She only gained weight when she got those big, fat, fluffy wings.
which one first?
Sciencebutt or Magicbutt?
>>30254711
magicbutt
because magic makes things more fun
or perhaps Dark Sciencebutt?
>>30254503
I am going to kiss and marry that filly.
>>30254717
Her wings are so pretty
and her wingpits so sensitive
>>30254711
Sciencebutt is a mistake.
She should be deleted, just like her entire universe.
>>30254718
I want Sciencebutt to become evil.
>>30254718
>evil Twihorse
I like this
>>30254729
I am going to jizz on that Twi
>>30254729
how do you think her uropygial oil tastes like
>>30254752
Like a flame-broiled Whopper
>>30254711
one's canon the other's non canon
Sciencebutt is not a mistake
Do you sometimes stop and think "Wow, I could really spend my time more productively than debating whether an imaginary cartoon animal is canonical or non-canonical depending on the fact it's from a spinoff from the same brand but we still haven't seen them interact together in the main brand"?
I mean like
just a thought
are we just wasting our best years pointlessly bickering about the most inane and stupid stuff here
>>30254765
She has gone crazy on her quest to make a robo-BF.
>>30254769
There is no debate
She is not canon
Twilight Sparkle said so.
>>30254536
junebug is a cute
>>30254771
OK, so she didn't quite pull off a completely accurate and unquestioningly obedient sex-droid simulacrum of Timber Spruce, but she did manage a cute robot buddy for Spike
>>30254769
Joke's on you, I never ge into those stupid arguments.
I simply watse my time enjoying myself and having fun.
>>30254783
>nerdy girl trying to make a completely accurate and unquestioningly obedient sex-droid
That's pretty hot, actually.
What are we mad about this morning?
>>30254844
Robots.The usual, some gays, some pedos, sprinkle in some EQG.
>>30254769
Someone has to be the less productive part of the 80/20. Might as well be me.
>>30254769
I need to know who to laugh at to make myself feel better
The people who have waifus that are even less real than mine will have to do
>tfw you wonder if turning the dougbominations back into pones fixes the problem or just twists the knife
kinda win-win desu
>>30254862
I'm going to play video games until we're mad about something new
>>30254882
The Crystal Prep girls are great, and make some real cute pones.
>>30254905
Too bad they look like shit and have no distinct character
>>30254882
Sugarcoat is fucking hot
>He's actually re-animating the thing from 8 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcOaZPcbOQ
MLPG tends to be on the older side. How many of you were around for the original airing of TTGL or other, slightly more recent but still pre-MLP shenanigans?
>>30254917
I was there during the release of gen 4 of pokemon
I GOT THE NASTY IN MY CHARIOT
YOU NEED A LIFT
YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY DICK
What do you imagine Glimmy's "o face" looks like?
>>30254917
Unfortunately ponies brought me here in 2010
>>30254917
I've seen memes you people wouldn't believe.
>>30254955
What do you imagine Glimmy's "cuddle face" looks like?
I imagine a cuddly Glimmy with her eyes closed
Goddamn bush horses
Always hiding in the bushes
>>30254999
Why do I love this cutie Marxist now
>>30255019
She keeps good company around like Trixie and tricks you into liking her by association.
>>30255019
Because she's super cute
She even comes in filly flavor
>>30255034
WARNING: Playing with filly Glimmy may result in symptoms like memory loss, seizures, and possible permanent brain damage.
>>30255038
But it's all worth it
>>30254917
I was and everyday at work I miss the age before LE MEMES XD (where "meme" now means every single macro with white impact font near it) were mass-producted for the normalfags to consume and spread
That said, I liked the "my pain is greater than yours" version better
>>30255214
I miss the pre-2007 internet too
>>30255034
how can a filly this cute grow up to be so evil?
can someone remind me of her reasoning for becoming a communist again?
i love this crazy hot dog
i need a sunset plush
Remember to never let your filly suffer in her fillyhood, lest she become a villain that will doom everything and everyone forever and ever.
>>30254419
me on the right
>>30255214
>>30255235
I remember it felt like the internet was a lot older then. People were a lot more anonymous before yet they seemed to care about things more. Now people are more connected and tracked to their online life with the real world yet they seem to care less about what they say or do online. I can't even tell if I'm right about people getting on the internet at a younger age now, or if I'm just getting older and this sort of thing has happened in different ways throughout human history. Like if someone a thousand years ago who had no concept of the internet could still relate to these feelings in their own way of their time period.
>>30255369
>I remember it felt like the internet was a lot older then.
I think you've got it backwards, anon.
Internet back then was a lot more immature, but that was a big part of the appeal. The first ones to connect to the internet were college kids, high schoolers who lucked out on parents and city, so on.
Nowadays, everyone is on th internet. That 40 year old clerk, his granny, all those 35-somethings. The place filled out with everyone on with access to IT and as it happens with population, that means the kids are by far a minority.
>>30255303
Hi Rover
We're beb as a graveyard.
Meanwhile, /co/ is having life-changing revelations on the nature of humans.
>>>/co/93042914
>>>/co/93042963
Hiroshima already merged us with /pol/. Any chance we could talk him into giving us another day on /co/?
Zipporwhill is cute.
>>30255469
Oh shit I forgot it was Wednesday
Thanks for reminding me, anon.
>>30255469
That's dumb
>>30255470
>knotfags
>>30255544
Welcome to 4chan, I'll be your guide!
>>30255544
/co/ is dumb. /co/ has been dumb for a very long time.
>>30255469
>human females
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBR8Q3Y8CHE
>>30255578
Are you implying there has ever been a time when /co/ wasn't dumb?
>>30255618
/co/ used to bedumb but funNow the only reason to go there is for win-o threads and storytimes
>>30255265
She essentially lost a friend because he got his cutie mark and was whisked away to a magic school.
CUTIE MARKS=THE PROBLEM
REMOVE ALL CUTIE MARKS
Dear princess celestia,
Today I remembered that I hate myself
please tell your sister to kill me in my sleep
your faithful student,
Anon
>>30255732
Luna will just kill you in your dreams. Every night.
>IS THIS HELPING?
>>30255741
Honestly it'd probably be nice
I mean, there would be no pain and I'd get to try it out in several different ways
by the third time I'd probably be ready to do it myself without being scared, because fuck it I've already died
Thank you luna you are the second best but you're still pretty great
I wanna hug the princesses and tell them they're great ponies
lunaquest update when
>>30255728
I really don't understand how Celestia's school works. We saw that Twilight studied to get in, but Sunburst just got a qtmark and was accepted. He didn't even do anything impressive to earn it.
None of the other students we've seen seem to be all that great at magic either. I know Twilight is special, but you'd expect a school for gifted unicorns to have more than one amazing student.
>>30255728
christ, that's insane person logic
>>30255803
Are you also aware of the villain that was only a dick because he didn't have a single friend?
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/tmp/cache/1480228718655.png
>>30255849
Throw yourself off a bridge
>>30255849
Oh hey, was this posted in /trash/? Nice.
It looks like she's being fucked by a huge gigantic shitdick.
Too bad I lost the shyra pastebin.
>>30255873
>It looks like she's being fucked by a huge gigantic shitdick.
>Shyra's punishment for stinking up ponyville is to get fucked for hours by her dump
I didn't ask for this boner
If we're resurrecting horrible characters can we bring back DJ Acid too?
>>30255891
I remember the good old times when she literally glued her maw to the ponyville sewer system and got inflated so bad she couldn't get out of the underground anymore, until she actually filled the room so much with her bloated body and shit she exploded in a geyser of feces
I tell you, kids these days have it easy they had no idea what weird shit we used to write about back in my day
>https://myanimelist.net/featured/2127/Internet_Rallies_Behind_Otaku_Penguin_and_his_Waifu
>TFW Japan has sucessfully created the first animal with a 2D waifu.
Would your waifu make you her husbando if she knew about you?
>>30255849
>>30255873
>>30255891
>>30255914
>>30255916
The fact that you retards don't post anymore is literally the only thing that's better about current MLPG compared to old MLPG, don't ruin it
>>30255916
>she exploded in a geyser of feces
I don't know if she actually did asplode but Ido sorta like the idea of her ending up kicking the bucket due to her filth. Like put in a situation where she's made to get her ass reamed and throat stuffed with one of her previous dumps, and choking on the hot , steaming mass with peanutbutter levels of consistency. That, or Fluttershy getting her revenge
That being said,
http://pastebin.com/kNKbW0vj
>>30255932
>>30255914
Shyra is not horrible.
She is cuddly.
I for one , very much love gigantic donuts
>>30255944
Oh hey I was looking for "shyra" in my favorites, but it was actually flutterscat
thank god I haven't lost it, thanks for reminding me.
>do sorta like the idea of her ending up kicking the bucket due to her filth
EA would never approve. He's strictly on a non-death vibe when it comes to characters. You could get a lot of mileage if she didn't actually die but passed out while choking on the giant turds though.
And why would flutterscat get revenge, she loves this
really, as you can read in the pastebin by the end we were literally just grasping for new topics
hyper sex gets old quickly as weird as it is
>>30255965
Damn straight.
>>30255932
I post here almost everyday though
>>30255965
And you KNOW this
Maaaaan
Someone call EA
let's get the gang back together
>>30255999
I doubt current MLPG could handle the ERPing
>>30255999
Or you could stay in your containment board on the sub
>>30255019
Because you have bad taste.
>>30255975
>You could get a lot of mileage if she didn't actually die but passed out while choking on the giant turds though.
A much better alternative. Gratzi
and while I agree we did stretch the idea quite a lot, it wouldn't say it's been fully excavated. It's not like I haven't pondered the notion of Fluttershy inviting a 'guest' to come stay the night inside her fleshy, bottomless abode . Or even flutters knocking that disgusting dungbug up after growing a putrescent horsecock with hue similar to the mocha coating that often smothers her when she 'exits' her greasy hovel.
>>30256020
could do it in ded threads
i fucking hate mlpg
i'm gonna invite lebanon
>>30256020
current mlpg can't handle anything these days.
>>30256033
I was just talking to EA about having lewdprincess' hyper futa children fucking her mouthnipples but I think I wrote so much weirdshitby now it's impossible to keep it fresh in the bedroom
Flutters knocking up shyra with a literal shitdick would certainly be interesting
>>30256044
Ded threads are always fine. It's just when you ERP in the live threads that someone starts bitching about it
It's all coming back.
>>30256068
Who would have thought that most people don't want to read morons ERPing about how much they want tom eat shit?
>>30256084
Please god no
>>30256085
>tom eat shit
Rocks can't poop. Or eat.
>>30256068
I must say, that's a genius idea
also>fresh in the bedroom
I believe a Scaterpillar is as un-fresh as they come.
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/tmp/cache/1468020253170.png https://mlpg.co/unf/src/1493269844747-0.png https://mlpg.co/unf/src/1493269844747-1.png https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/tmp/cache/1474899523752.jpg
But!It would make for an entertaining scenario for sure
>Shyra snickering to herself when she spies a heavy wad of her own muck smeared deeply against FS's crotch, thinking the small dump of a pony must have gotten some bugshit into her crotch...completely unknowing of the phallic shape that triply-processed waste is now forming beneath Flutter's swollen, protruding underbelly. While she mutters aloud some sly comment about her plug being a bit dirty that day, FS is unable to look away from her nethers..licking her lips as her mind and body races
>>30256085
>morons
>"tom eat shit"
you are like an adorable little child
>>30256109
At least I don't masturbate to hyperscat
>>30256113
your angst over fetishes will not revert your hilarious typo
Why does anyone like Pinkie Pie
she needs to be cut from the show
>>30256115
neither will pointing out misspellings revert your hilariously sad life
>>30256101Imagine that, a literal shitbaby. Her womb pumped full of new shit for it to use it as an amniotic sac.
Do you have that one pic of shyrapone dot drew
that was hot AND cute
>>30256113
your point?
>>30256115
Pointing out my typo won't revert your horrible fetishes
>>30256123
>he says, posting in a 7 year old 24/7 my little pony general in the pony board on 4chan
>>30256123
>>30256128
stop getting angry over fetishes
>>30256135
Stop posting fetishes that aren't even related to MLP in any way
I want to go back in time and assassinate Lauren Faust in her childhood so this garbage show would never be created.
>>30255926
>and was caught standing near, staring at and, as if to prove that his love is real, performing courtship rituals to the character. His dedication didn't stop there, and he even neglected eating and hanging out with the rest of his waddle to be near her. Later he was even visited by the voice of Halulu, Chikaka Ikuko, who expressed concerns of what will happen to Grape-kun once they remove the cutout.
We have spread the waifu blight to another species
we are all doomed
>>30256125
Bonus points if it has a bit of Flutter's appearance to it, but grows insanely large and bloats her out at the womb with its unbelievably septic, sewer-pipe-clogging size.
http://web.archive.org/web/20150611191028/http://a.pomf.se/kzktno.png
http://web.archive.org/web/20150611235143/http://a.pomf.se/zhfdmt.png
http://i.imgur.com/StSEoy5.png
http://i.imgur.com/ZJDUD6W.png
>>30256139
Any fetish can be related to mlp.
>>30256162
aw shit
it's shirapone
>>30256166
Wanting nothing more than to live a normal, simple pone life, but her big rumbly backside refuses to die down on the dilations and twitching when she's sampling a dozen hayburgers.
>>30256176
Just make her a custom hyper buttplug and hang a giant arbre magique on the rim for the smell
I mean I remember anon posting derpibooru images of pussy and ponut jewellery, the thing being that considering that ponies are naked all the time it'd feel as normal as wearing a ring
>>30256205
>and hang a giant arbre magique on the rim for the smell
I have an idea, but it's deplorable.
What if say, were she to attempt to mask the scent of her bitter, perverse backside with 1-2 air fresheners, her ass would quite aptly *adapt* to its surroundings: producing a smell of fragrant buttmusk so powerful it completely negates the 'lilac-scented' item pressed against her ring. Even if she were to remove the source of the adaptation, the scent would still reside, visibly distorting the air around her flabby pucker-tire, and coating any jewelry residing at her anal crater in a thin film of soot-like filth.Of course, rather than remove it, she'd make the mistake of securing a couple more to cover up the intensified stench.
>>30256248
Ohoho are we going full feedback loop over here
is her ponut going to become a black hole capable of distorting the air around it with the power of its filth, flowers wilting wherever she passes and crinkling paint?
How do we get MLPG rid of Celestiafags?
How do we get MLP rid of Fluttershy?
>>30256278
>>30256292
what's the difference between MLPG ridding ourselves of something and just ridding ourselves of something
is it like getting rid of a thing by being extremely loud and annoying
>>30256303
Man I just want Fluttershy out of the show.
>>30256319
just when I think the thread can't stoop any lower
>>30256319
she's already living her life alone in the woods
nobody cares about fluttershy
>>30256325
so, would Ron Swanson like Fluttershy?
>>30256268Yes
All that.
And more.
Were she to trot through a field of blooming flowers, each and every single one of them would flat out wither and petrify as a result of being downwind from her ripened anal stink. She really, *really* should have consulted some advice or medical inquiry before trying to fix the problem herself, unfortunately at this point, her butthole-odor is so very rich and overpowering, very few ponies want to do anything with her. She clears out crowds so very often now, just idly trotting up while her pucker perfume permeates the breathing air around her for at least 15 yards out.Those that don't flee from sight of her gigantic brownbeige innertube are left either 1)passing out once they intake a heavy whiff of her fumes or 2)spunking themselves stupid while hypnotized by her much smellier, doubly-enlarged bugpone sphincter.
>>30256325
Tree Hugger and Discord care about Fluttershy
>>30256319
>watching this show
i didn't think any of you retards actually would fall for that shitty meme
A strange thread.
The only winning move is to post ponies.
Is Princess Luna, dare I say, /ourgal/?
>>30256322
This thread is honestly making me nostalgic more so than the time when we just reminisce and post old stuff.
Two nerds roleplaying behind black bars while everyone pretends nothing is going on is the MLPG I remember. Now all we need is an hour long argument about it and it'll be perfect.
>>30256364
shhhhh shshh fuckin
shush dude
>>30256388
I just missed the drama
>>30256364
I guess, you guys get stockholm syndrome-nostalgic over the weirdest shit
>>30256333
Well I must have had a whiff because that did it
Good playing with you sir
>>30256403
You had to be there
>>30256408
I was
>>30256407
Always a pleasure.
The notion of her being a klutz and/or prone to bumpbing her gigantic donut against other pones and desperately, frantically panicking afterwardswhile farting up a storm,will always be an enjoyable mental image
>>30256403
It reminds me of the good times which were also bad times
>>30256424
aw man that's adorable
I hope she gets a nice boyfriend to hang out with and hold hooves in the theaterthe surprisingly empty theater after she's entered
How have you disappointed your waifu today?
>>30256448
Is that mulity
And now back to My Little Pony, only on the HUB!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_EOCvGHEXo
>>30256448
I haven't made her real yet
>>30256448
Gosh that's a weird pony
I would not want to fuck that
>>30256434
fuckg
Lovydovy stuff, my one true weakness..Shyrapone sporting bedroom eyes as she cuddles up close with them, where as her blind-date for the evening has an expression similar to https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-09e96097b3098a9d411f825b6db2e657-c as Shyra's constant *fbbhrhrrrrrt* s continue to flutter and sputter their way out her insanely-active asshole. The stink something she's farr used to at this point, able to get a faceful of her stenchcloud and not even able to notice or react,, thought the same can't be said for her most recent BF. That (un)lucky stud feeling themselves go lightheaded even after being made to sit through several horrific buttbombs, breathing in her exhaust as Shyrapone's antennae wiggle and brush against his cheek in an affectionate manner.
But where are the fillies?
>>30256502
Aww.
>>30256503
They ran as fast as they could.
>>30255926
I really do not know what to think about the whole deal. Remember Herzog Penguin? Maybe penguins are just more inclined to be lonely, autistic nerds
>>30256503
The real fillies were the friends you made along the way
>>30256539
it's so cute to see natural waifuism in the wild
>>30256502
Kill yourself
>>30256448
I had to do /n/ stuff and didn't
I had to cut my hair and didn't except I might still be in time to do that if I started right now
>>30256562
You have to put some effort in your banter
what would a bughorse even smell like
>>30256561
>avoiding potential 3D mates is just not natura-
>>30256448
Like every single day, I didn't plan on what I want to do with the next two years of my life but immediately stopped and did everything else to stop myself from remembering I have a future
>>30256577
Salty milk and coins
>>30256577
fluttershy, but more repulsive
>>30256577
You ever poke a caterpillar and make it poke out those two orange stinksacs from the front?
Just like that but worse
>>30256542
ButI don't have any friends.
>be christian
>persecute and kill european pagans while allowing the jews to stay
Wow... so this... is the power of... christianity
we're dead
someone start erping
I wish that van that hit me in 2015 ended my life.
>>30256738
You just finished watching the latest episode. The credits are rolling, theme song blaring, when your dad walks in.
>"Son, you better not be watching that little girl's show again, I swear to god"
>>30256738
*runs hands over your thighs*
>>30256746
>Van
>not truck
I see the problem.
>>30256746
look how happy moonie is
hi moonie
>>30256810
you will address her as Your Royal Highness
why are amerigos so fa t
>>30256816
No
that's her sister
>>30256816
Hey moonbutt, let's get you a new shirt.
>>30256816
how graceful
>>30256882
alright but it needs to be snarky
she only wears those
Rise from the beb
I can't believe weaver never finished applejack season
>>30256970
>>30256970
>>30256970
Farmer's market?
>>30256974
I can
now can we be lewd
I love princess Shim Sham.