CYOA Discussion

>>30214393
Yay. I was going to say we should mention that storytime in the op somehow.

>>30214264
Come on. The psychiatrist was excessive but the gap was not that huge. It was more like getting a surgeon for a broken hand.

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Add something to this lovely mindless drones pot

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>>30214438
I disagree.

>>30214132
How the fuck could you have missed that conversation? It was like 20 posts long and one of them had a picture.

>>30214438
Fuck I mean a broken arm. Broken hands need surgery fairly often.

>>30214488
I don't see it. Got the post link?

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/cyoa/ talent show when?

>>30214644
I don't think pluto has a very good understanding of 3d space.

Active threads

Big Mare Hero: >>30158984
Lewd Text: >>30180650
Nebula: >>30200091
Week Long Vacation: >>30150323
Give and Take: >>30214195
Slave: >>30192782
Dirty Work: >>30172340
Logic Tower: >>30184541
A Historical Perspective: >>30145407
Long Name: >>30066784
Kingdom Hearts: >>30127592
11-54: >>30196956
Cirquesque: >>30196006
Winds of the Past: >>30176699

>>30214589
This was not me btw
>>30214260

>>30209044
Considering it appears alongside two other recomendations I think it was probably genuine

>>30214671
I don't think there's a way to arrange the systems in a way that so that the distance of

|AB| = 4 (weeks)
|AC| = 8
|BC| = 1

Unless you're saying something like "If we go there and there first, there is an asteroid belt, so it takes longer to go that way" etc.

>>30215036
time dilation
boom done

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>>30215054

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>>30215331
Gaaaaay

Wizard of logic tower seems to be getting over its problem of not enough time between puzzles.

>>30215331
Ooh, this is my favorite stupid horse

After those 15 portaits of despair i read endless nights. I really like the idea of stars personified I think I am going to give sandman a read..

>>30215568
Has any cyoa had somethinf like that?

Has any cyoa tried to have a pony thdt didnt wanty to be friends buyt they eerer anywau aand nd the quest was all aboyt thst ponybtrying to get out of that friendsjopl bht they they they

>>30215629
I can't believe Anon is fucking dead.

>>30215629

Did I have a stroke or was that him?

>>30215651
No it was him.

>>30214393
Who are all the poners in the op? I only know one of them.

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>>30215331
>Blitz
>Has blue eyes
>And a pony tail
SOMEBODY GET THE FLEMMEN WERFER!

>>30215331

Are you sure this isn't Treads?

Fidget spinner quest when?

>>30215748
Whispen, choosie, dicey, chippy

What was the post/puzzle that inspired THREE OUT OF EVERY FIVE
With that new puzzle Cyoa out I want to meme accurately.

Also holy shit that last puzzle. That's not removing the training wheels that's fucking disolving them mid ride.

>>30216031
Nah, the puzzle was easy, it was just missing the piece of information that made it solvable.

>>30216031
Explain.

>>30216031
Nevermind. Turns out he missed a line.

>>30216050
>>30215858

>>30216056
Literally impossible.

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>>30216056
>Lockepicke

>>30216177
Not Fics best name no. He is normally pretty good at them.

>>30216139
Yeah. Fic forgot to add the tidbit "the one who has the key is definitely lying."

>>30216056
Obviously D isn't lying because he swore on his mom.

Whats something you never thought you would find yourself suggesting in a cyoa?

>>30216657
Freeze her tongue off.

>>30216657
Pose for this medusa intent on petrifying you

Warlock. When will you quest?

>>30216742
I get the feeling he ain't coming back unless the people defending him shut up. He cannot get over the idea it is his players doing it.

>>30216657
Take the childrens gametes.

>>30216738
Ha, it totally worked out

>>30216749
Yeah. I like DH and all, but those guys or shitposters are real annoying. I can't enjoy or take part of any discussions with those dipsticks lurking around.

>>30216708
What cyoa did this happen in?

>>30216874
None you dumb dumb. The question was things you suggested nobody said they have to have happened.

What is your greatest Cyoa regret?

>>30215331
It's not nice to trick people, Anon.
https://derpibooru.org/1330516

>>30216885
The time I accidentally responded to a question with no horse.

Oh shit.

>>30216885
>rape
The ITW one that is. Two reasons. Had I known it would cause that much of a shitstorm I would not have done it and I also regret not specifying I wanted to rape the stag.

>>30216935
Actually I cannot remember if I suggested the rape or simply seconded it.

>>30216944
You suggested it. I seconded it.

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>>30217070
Combat continues.

>>30211459
Nice job Crafto.

>>30217086
God damn vendor ate her bits.

>>30215595
The drazken in nebula worship a nearby gas giant (I think it was a gas giant anyway) who could take physical form. We even got to talk to him.

>>30216749
It is true that it is most likely not his players engaging in the arguments.
What a few of his players do in fact do is say they consider his quest the best one and Cain is a crying little pussy who cannot handle that.
I think Urban Survival is the best cyoa (god I wish I was around when it was running) but Res is not going to get all buthurt that I think that.

Hey guys! I'm still here, still planning on RePony, but the personal emergency has become kind of a big deal and it will have to wait until I can resolve things a bit more. Sorry about the wait, I'll be back as soon as I can.

What draw.

>>30217509
A sandwich.

>>30217509
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30160966/#30168185
Alternatively something incestuous.
Sadly I cannot think of any cyoa incest off the top of my head.

>>30217540
Beginning of Lewd Pony Text Adventure.

>>30217540
The twins from heat for canon incest. Hunter and Sparks for technical incest. The hydra in through the shattered planes for maybe incest. Emery from Curwhibbles probably took it up the bum from her dad.

>>30217576
Oh, and Etherwing is constantly inside of Etherbreeze in Long Name.

>>30217540
In ni way Cannon but Rime and her sister I forget the name off. I think there may have been a description in the post.

>>30217581
Nope. No incest.

>>30217599
Did you mean to quote
>>30217540
I know there is no incest in Darkest Hour. Hence the in no way canon.

What is the worst (recent) plot twist in cyoa.

>>30217692
Is there such a thing as a good plot twist?

>>30217692
Twist DLC

>>30217500
Yaaay. I was getting sad that I was down to only 5 cyoa with active threads (plus an /aco/ quest I discovered today)

I am not sure If I will stick with Repony though as I do not like the central plot. If I play it it will be because I like the other stuff enough to tolerate the time bullshit.

>>30217619
>I know there is no incest in Darkest Hour
Well there could be. Warlock did say the quest would not be over until we were dead/imprisoned/settled down somewhere. Plenty of chance to visit our sister.

>>30208763
Seriously though. Tell me about Frosty Rime. Her quest gets so much discussion and I still know almost nothing about her.

Is it just me or is /cyoa/ dead? were we really sustaining ourselves on arguments.

>>30218102
I don't really care anymore.
Posting is such a hassle. I don't even feel like shitposting anymore.

>>30218128
If you want I can fill in your shitposting for you.
>>30214750
>Including pedoshit
>>30215331
I was going to make a Cainart joke here but it felt out of place
>>30215446
Shut up shill
>>30216234
Joyride is a terrible name
>>30217933
Don't you know that Darkest Hour discussion is all the same thing on repeat, Anon?

>>30218145
That's some shitty shitposting, and I'd rather you didn't.

>>30218145
>Darkest Hour discussion is all the same thing on repeat
>Implying that's not true.

>>30218147
I tried to do the shitposts that would not cause arguments. If you want I could unleash my full shitposting power.

>>30218159
No thanks. That shit was boring and gay, and so are you.

>>30218176
Hey fuck you i'm not boring.

>>30218184
>bunch of lazy parroting of shit that's been posted 80million times before
Yes you are.
Where's the fun in just repeating the same gay shit that's always posted? That's not entertaining, it's boring, and gay. Like you.
You boring gay homo.

>>30218199
My opinions helped to destroy this general. How's that for boring.

>>30218216
Everybody helped to destroy this general. It was a group effort, iFag, Cain and Cammy may have lead the charge but we all contributed.

>>30218216
It sucks.
Now there's no one to shitpost with except your boring gay ass.

Inept ia a dork

>>30218239
Shut up, Lis.

>>30216885
In Darkest Hour we probably should have stabbed that deer in the neck after he paralyzed us. So I suppose my regret is voting to go along with what he said.

GAS THE DH PLAYERS.
STONE THE AUSTRALIANS.
CRUCIFY CAIN.

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What are some powers you'd like to see, Anon?

>>30218369
The power to run quests

>>30218369
The power to think of a joke to post in response in lieu of an actual response.

>>30218369
I'd like to see, and have, a bottle that cannot get empty no matter how much you drink.

>>30218369
An ability to create currency of any country so that I can do everything I ever wanted and have enough free time off mindless drone work to run CYOAs.

>>30218504
You do that, you could give me cash for food and shit, and I'd give you alcohol from neverending bottle.

>>30218458
Bath pls

>>30218522
Nope, I can't let anyone know that I can do that - else I'm fucked; people are going to tortume me for money.

The Main Character of the quests you are currently playing draws a card from the Deck Of Many Things, what happens to the adventure?
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dmt/dmt.htm

>>30218551
But anon, I already know.

>>30218564
>Fates: This card enables the character to avoid even an instantaneous occurrence if so desired, for the fabric of reality is unraveled and respun. Note that it does not enable something to happen. It can only stop something from happening or reverse a past occurrence. The reversal is only for the character who drew the card; other party members may have to endure the situation.
One "get out of kaiju lunch free" card

>>30218564
Talons: When this card is drawn, every magic item owned or possessed by the character is instantly and irrevocably gone.
I guess Comet is now poor as fuck.

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Feed me characters who did nothing wrong.

>>30218894
You're fat enough as it is, you don't need more food, you fat oinker.

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>>30218894

>>30218894
Uncle Lucky.

>PSA

If you're male and while peeing your peeing ceases to a near- or complete halt before starting up again, have your prostate checked. You might want to take prostate cancer precautions.

>>30218894
Your mom

>>30218564
>drawing from the deck of many things
Talon ain't to bad. We just lose our deer sword. Not even completely sure that is magical. Although on the same line Ruin would not be a big deal either.

>>30218937
Your anger nourishes me.

You have 10 seconds to say why DH is edgy or bad.
Protip: You can't without Cainart-memeing

>>30219403
>rape
>demonic sacrifices
>slaughter of civilians

>>30219403
Its a war quest

>>30219403
Rape.

>>30219414
so was RGS

>rape
lol rape in quests is older than /CYOA/

>>30219424
And?

>>30219432
lurk more faggot or better, go back to r3ddit.
sure is summer in here

>>30219403
You are a sad strange little man.

>>30219443
ebin ad hom f4m XD
>mom! I posted it again!

>>30219444
Waste of trips tbqh.

>>30219424
What makes you think I like RGS? Its a shit war quest like the rest of them

>>30219457
shut up, europoor

>>30219424
You still said nothing about demonic sacrifices and slaughter.

Also, exactly in this case rape was needless and stupid.

>>30219464
And its WH40k inspired aka the most autistic and edgy trash out there

>>30219457
RGS was pretty shit, honestly.

Buttquest 2 when? Need thos new crackships.

>>30219504
Buttquest 2: Pantsu quest

Running.
>>30219568

>>30219575
How fast?

>>30219403
I used to wonder how people thought it was edgy myself until I worked it out. It is because /cyoa/ is opperating on a skewed definition of edge.

I was never enough of a faggot to make you can't memes a out it though, some of us actually want the quest back.
>>30219411
>>30219419
I still refuse to call the rape edgy though even if I will admit other stuff is.

>>30219591
*memes about it.

>>30219591
>Implying there is a hard and fast definition of edgy
It's literally a meaningless marketing buzzword.

>>30219591
>everyone but me has a mistaken definition of edge
>only I know what edge really is.
Alright guy.

>>30219591
Come on anon. Tell us how you really feel.

>>30219591
I really cannot comprehend how you could say it is edgy then turn around and say the rape was not.
>>30219629
Shut the fuck up.

>>30219590
Fast enough to get away from the college SJWs that want to lynch me for different opinions.

>>30219689
Well I mean you do leak /pol/ a little at times. Nowhere near enough it is a problem though.

>>30219689
I like you

>>30219697
I do visit /pol/ a few times, but I try to keep politics away from here.

>>30219414
Fuck you Doxel.

>>30219772
Buy me dinner first

>>30219790
I too poor.

>>30219792
Then no fucky sucky for you poor boy.

Tour Guides quest is up

>>30219816
What if I will do it anyway?

Did you know that the princess's are shapeshifting reptillians?

>>30219632
He can't. His qm is a thin skinned faggot who could not handle it.

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Big Mare Hero continues with a side of dandy:
>>30220230
>>30220235

>>30218102
everyone left, our content is drying up.

>>30220283

Let's try and make some quality disccusion then. How do you all feel about Cirqueseque or however you spell it?

>>30220395
I can't spell or pronounce it correctly, it I still like it. There's a good selection of waifus.

>>30220404

Well yes, a good selection of waifus makes for a good quest. But what do you like about those waifus, do any stand out to you? Which would you choose and why? Tell me about them.

And what about the rest of the quest, outside the waifus. Do you like the setting or the main character?

>>30220240
dandy

>>30220445
Only waifus that stand out for me are Seaweed and Cas. As Nice as Cas is, it would never workout once we eventually have to leave. Unless we meet anyone else willing to go to Equestria with us, the only option is going to be Seaweed which I approve of. She's an enjoyable character that makes you want to learn more about her, and I just enjoy the contrast with her and the main character.

Setting is interesting enough. Things are both familiar and new in the world. Don't know what to feel about the main character yet. The setting will certainly give him plenty of growth though.

>>30220283
I blame
>>30218228
These 3

>>30217692
Your Diamond dog was a changling all along.

>>30217775
Does an early twist that brings you out of the prolouge count? If so then You ain't fighting monsters, your fighing a war was pretty good.

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What did he mean by this?

>>30220757
Then kill it and find a new diamond dog.

>>30220927
Does anyone has tgap pic of a snug coco sating "do you really think I'm running you fucking idiot?"

>>30220927

I can't believe Lis abandoned us for tumblr. Why does he hate us, /cyoag/?

>>30221180
Professional contacts.

>>30221110
Yeah sure we will just pop over to the nearest planet and find a diamond dog inteligent enough to go on this mission.

Lenna, or Gilded Lily?

I'm doing another thing, please answer.

>>30221357
Lilly

>>30221357
Lenna. I don't know what she looks like, so if it's an art it'd be nice to see.

>>30221357
Lily? This is a hard choice Anon.

>>30219632
I would but
>>30219982
I love the guy but you have to walk on fucking eggshells around him.

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>>30217086
That's a nice cain art senpai

>>30221558
Cain was thinking about posting this himself, so however you are, fuck off and kindly delet this.

>>30221584
Then he should have posted it instead of wailing back and forth about being memed on.

>>30221602
You fucking nigger, he was going to, but this asswagon preempted him. Give the fucker a chance, you mother-loving, cunt-punting chucklefuck.

>>30221584
Lies and slander. Or at least misinterpretation.
It is not finished yet.

>>30221612
30 minutes is a enough room for multiple chances my friend. If anything this dick-riding is making him look worse than someone posting a WIP, just like the best and quality faggots.

>>30221558
Wait I am confused. Is this an actual Cainart?

>>30221602
>wailing back and forth about being memed on.
But he said in the thread he did not think anybody really hated him. I am confused.

>>30221628
Look at the helmet and your question will disappear.

>>30221632
If you want his opinion straight then go ask him. Otherwise you're at the whims of interpretation and exaggeration. Personally I don't care.

>>30221632
Who knows. Secretfags can never keep their stories straight.

>>30221650
Maybe we would not have these problems if we did not split the fucking community in two.

>>30221632
Simple. What you remember Cain saying is correct. What >>30221602 said was not.

>>30221628
It is. He didn't post it here himself because we haven't learned to not argue about him yet.

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>>30221558
Press F to pay respects

>>30221659
It's his own fucking fault we argue about him.
He needs to stop being such a fucking pussy and learn that if he did not act like such a little shit people would lay off him.

>>30221670
People don't even argue about him. They argue about his fans and the way people treat his fans.

>>30221670
Actually this time it was some sekritfag deciding they needed to defend the honour of innocent little Cain who was probably not insulted to find his WIP posted. It's once again idiots defending him when it's not needed that's the problem.

>>30221584
I blame you.

>>30221558
Hey that's pretty good. I am glad to see Cain getting out of whatever this funk he has been in is. This particular piece reminds me of Vince art in a way.

>>30221719
I regret not scrolling down before making this post.

>>30221558
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>30221558
>>30221719
Yeah, I can see the resemblance too. The only major problems I can see are that the flowers are hard to parse with the lines being like they are and that the lower bit of the muzzle is missing a line under the curve. If it's going to be colored that'd likely solve the flowers issue. The far side of it would be visible under the arch. Pretty nice otherwise.

>>30221726
Don't, it's nice to get actual conversation about it instead of retards arguing about nothing.

>>30221363
Lenna's already been drawn, silly.

>>30221685
>It's once again idiots defending him when it's not needed that's the problem.
I wanted to this this but this is something we all already know so it would be redundant.

This anyway.

>>30221719
What >>30221759 said. Thanks for sharing an opinion instead of being an irritating shit.

>>30221762
Oh right, that pone. My bad.

>>30221666
RIP Doomguy

>>30221759
>The far side of it would be visible under the arch.
Woops. This is in regards to the muzzle. I edited without reading back over my post.

Reminder that Fruggy cucked Shade in every sense of the word

>>30221558
That's pretty good. Only problem I can see is that the hole just above the eye is pierced by a shard out of line with the pole it is impaled on.

>>30221854
I believe those are flowers and not holes. If they were holes they'd probably be bullet holes considering the base material, not impalement holes from the pole.

>>30221868
Oh I think you may be right.
In that case the only issue I can see is it is unclear what the flowers are.

I am glad some more Cainart got posted. I have been learning more stuff about art so that when he posted here he could see he does not have to rely on secret for everything.

I still have a long way to go though which has given me a great disdain for those who get angry at people who do not criticize him. Learning to criticize is fucking hard and if you never learnt this shit most Cainart looks fine.

>>30221889
>those who get angry at people who do not criticize him
Oh yeah fuck those guys.

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Horsepower #3: https://pastebin.com/rVNhpSEi
Horsepower Archive: https://pastebin.com/faYUNr7N

You mull over the question for a bit, showing a level of thought that clearly surprises Lug, who probably anticipated you shouting out your answer in seconds.

“Don’t worry too much about it,” she advises. “This is just for the first race. If we do a good job, get some attention from sponsors, build up some resources we can have a few different cars, a lot of the really big name pros do.”

“Alright, alright,” you say, waving a claw to brush her off. “We’ll go middle of the road for now. Make it a cruiser, that way we’ll always have a reliable fallback.”

She nods. “That’s a good idea, Comet. Okay, I’ll talk to you tomorrow. You should probably get some sleep. After that race, you’re probably-”

You don’t hear the rest of it, already sawing logs.

The next day is mostly dominated by the drive back to the homebase, though it’s a bit quicker thanks to the lack of a car to tow along with it. The race organizers scrapped it after determining that the Celestia of Mechanics wouldn’t be able to repair it and paid the two of you a decent fee for the salvage as well as your winnings. All told, a fortune compared to the scraps that you had been getting by on. Smaller races were usually a shoe-in for victory but they were barely enough to keep the lights on: this was your first taste of real money.

The garage she inherited from her grandpa was right where you left it, one big room for working on cars, a lot out back where a dozen wrecks and a couple of functioning cars are sitting, and a more liveable addition with the basic necessities of life. It’s a bit cluttered, full of auto magazines, car parts, greasy rags… anything and everything driving. The two of you had decided three years ago that you had wanted to be the best and everything else was secondary. It didn’t make the lifestyle any easier, but it gave you purpose.

[1/5]

>>30221952

You take a whiff of milk that’s just a couple days past the expiration date and pour yourself a bowl of cereal with it after determining that it probably won’t get you sick. “So if we’re going through with the cruiser concept,” you say in between bites. “We’re gonna do at least a little bit of hiring. Even if you and I are both racing”

She shakes her head as she starts to tie her mane back into a ponytail and dons her customary goggles, getting ready to do some of her miracle work in the garage. “I am definitely not getting behind the wheel. Or anywhere wheel-adjacent, for that matter.”

“Way to help build up my confidence,” you say drily. “C’mon, I know it can be scary at first, but with just a bit of a training-”

“Training!” She says, a bit too enthusiastically, and reaches into a drawer to fish around for a few seconds. Finally, she pulls out a box of pills and slides them in front of you, a select handful of vitamins and supplements. You sigh but it is part of your end of the partnership, so you open the different compartments and down the pills inside of them.

You push off from the table and put your claw down to catch yourself in front of a stack of notebooks. Running your claw down it, you expertly pull one out and flip through it, putting your claw tip down on a page. “Well, seeing as I can’t get even a single day off,” you complain with exaggerated effect. “I guess I’m off to do some sprints.”

Lug snorts as you make your way past her, pulling out a design manual from another stack and flipping through out, producing a sketchbook and grabbing a protein bar. You drain the rest of your ‘Fruit Os’ (“A Free Waifu in Every Box”) and head out to the gym to get back to the training regimen.

[2/5]

>>30221959

To the average pony your daily workout schedule would probably look pretty nasty, but once you’ve gotten to this point, it’s pretty much an automatic process. Not to mention that it’s part of your job, and it’s not even the most intensive training regimen you’ve ever seen a racer taking part in. Some of the boarders in particular go absolutely crazy, and it's hard to imagine them packing it all into a single day. That said, considering it’s actually their job to kick the living shit out of other ponies as quickly as possible, you can understand why they feel the need to be buff as hell.

Still, the most important part of car racing is actually driving a car, so the two of you take some time and money to look for an old stock car that will let you do laps at the nearby racetrack. It takes a while for the two of you to turn up a car that you can use on the cheap, and even then it’s a bit of a junker. Still, it can go around a track easily enough and the crappy steering helps you shore up your handling a bit more carefully than before. Training is a cumulative thing, but you’re more conscious after the big victory just how helpful it is as long as you keep it up. G-forces impact you a little less, you get past jostling a little easier, that sort of thing. Still, there’s always a little more that you can do and before long you’re exhausted mentally and physically.

Lug Nut is feeling it, too. While she might not be the athlete between the two of you she’s definitely doing her share of hard work. It’s not uncommon for her to be up well past midnight and beyond in the garage sketching out designs, making models, and crumpling up her papers and starting over again. As per usual her secretive streak starts to win out and she compulsively hides any of her work, scooping it up and squirreling it away in a panic with disturbing vigilance whenever you try and sneak a peek. Nerves, you figure.

[3/5]

>>30221967

Eventually, though, she settles in on a design. It’s not hard to tell when she does, either: her sleep deprived, caffeine-addled face is stretched into an unnerving smile.

You stay out of the kitchen that day.

About three days later she collapses in a heap of sketched papers and caffeine haze. And she still manages to perfectly shift to keep you from seeing her completed car concept no matter how hard you try. Nutty is a good nickname for her when she’s dedicated to something.

Thus, it’s about two weeks until the Haymaker when you see her again, looking particularly happy and pleased with herself. Even better, she looks well rested, which is a trait the both of you can lack when you get a bit too caught up in race preparations. It’s a nice change of pace, though, and she sashays and shimmies through the kitchen while you step in to get some breakfast. She’s faster than you, however, and already has something that smells delicious cooking.

“Okaaaaay…” You say with a slightly concerned smile on your face. “I take it car design went well?”

“Mhm!” She says cheerily before she slides a plate in front of you. The food looks… okay. She’s a much better mechanic and engineer than chef, but that doesn’t actually say all that much about her cooking ability. You do appreciate the fact that she’s so happy as you tear in. And make a mental note to pop a couple of Horse Alka Seltzer. Just in case.

It’s hash browns, pancakes, and a rare treat in Equestria: bacon. You slather an extra helping of syrup on since you’re pretty sure she’ll let you get away with it and start to dig in with gusto. She has her own plate and slides in next to you. “So,” She says, looking up at you. “Your torso is pony, right?”

You nod. “Torso, hind legs, head-shape, and ears. Beak, front legs, and tail are all griffon, though, plus the feathers. Not sure what the wings are. Maybe a hybrid?”

[4/5]

>>30221970

“Well, how do you eat meat, then? Wouldn’t your stomach be a pony stomach?”

You shrug, poking a piece of bacon right then and snapping it up in a bite. “I guess it would only make sense that my internal organs are less a mishmash than a blend. Better for the constitution.”

“Magic does work that way.” She notes, and takes a bite out of her pancakes before she makes a face down at it and pushes it away. “Alright, I do have a design down and I’m gonna start working on that… but first, we’ve both been really killing it. Your times are pretty crazy for the piece of garbage we have you running the track, and I think what I’ve got is just really good. Maybe Haymaker good”

“Alright!” You say, punching your fist in the air. “First place, here we come.”

She snorts and waves a hoof. “I doubt I managed to cobble together a world-class car on our budget,but maybe once we’ve got some better parts and some more money to the throw into the production. It’s good. That’s all I’ll say. But more to the point: we’ve earned a break. Today you get a day off exercise and training, and I’m gonna let my brain rest. I’ll keep track of indulgences like the syrup-” you wince “-and we’ll hammer out those later. But for right now, let’s just chill for today, okay?”

Of course, this does bring up two important questions:
What kind of town do you live in?
What do you do when you’re not thinking about racing?

[5/5]
Editing by Linkeh. Thanks a bundle.

>>30221357
Lenna

>>30221830
I wasn't aware that Fruggy and Shade were married.

>>30221979
You missed the wedding thread? Shame, it was an entire thing. Lots of mangos.

>>30221959
>A Free Waifu in Every Box
I am not sure I understand the connection be waifus and fruit

>>30221984
Huh, that is a shame.

>>30221973
We live in a ghetto rachity town where all the unsavory people live. Where the majority are ziggers and gopnic gryphons. None of the rich folk want any of them their cities, so they live here.

i.e. our home is ghetto.

>What do you do when you’re not thinking about racing?
Gun range.

>>30221973
>What kind of town do you live in?
Fucked if I know. I don't know what different types of town there are
>What do you do when you’re not thinking about racing?
collectible card games. We have shit taste though so we play horse yugioh instead of any of the better games.
Actually maybe not card games but something nerdy.

>>30222015 (me)
>Actually maybe not card games but something nerdy.
Ah I thought of something. Cosplay.

>>30221357
Goldheart

>>30222035
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>>30221973
>town
We live in a border town. Lots of trade with different places and very mixed community. Never know what you'll see passing through.
>thinking
We're a volunteer firefighter and two times local fingerpainting champion.
There's not a lot of competition.

>>30222031
>Cosplay
Actually I need this now.

>>30222015
Same I have never left the shithole I grew up in. What sort of towns are there. Just the basics?

>>30222052
Naaaah. That would eat up too much of our time. No firefighting

>>30222080
It's volunteer. Not a job.

>>30221973
3rding cosplay.

https://pastebin.com/aSed4aZw
So speaking as someone that enjoys non-con this was pretty nice. Without knowing anything about the base material the mind-reading was weird and some of the wording was strange. I don't know how a groin can be 'prudent' and describing it as your 'countenance' is quite odd. It was definitely rapey but with it trailing off in the end. If you're really aiming for that sort of thing then it should leave off with the shamefulness to make it more poignant, not have it a couple paragraphs before the end. The sex was a bit short, but due to virginity being a focus that makes sense.

All in all I'd definitely like to see a continuation of this alt-lewd as the MC grows in character and ability and Goldheart continues her determined tread to claim him for herself physically. Either potential climax of him submitting or turning the tables on Goldheart would be very interesting.

>>30222274
it's a metaphor

>>30222311
What was?

>>30222229
>getfags this mad.

>>30222350
So when does a cargo ship crash into them?
Or faulty wiring killing life support?
Or the MC suffering a psychotic break?
Or

>>30222350
Does not really help that it happened to be a suggestion that looks really bad to an outsider. Funny thing is despite being a nebula player (although I have found myself holding my dick while others post today as I have no idea what the fuck to do about the ling stuff) I don't think I have ever seen as astrix action used in it before.

>>30222347

where is this from? Never seen this FQ pic before.

>>30221973
What kind of town do you live in?
>We live in a cyberpunk city.

>What do you do when you’re not thinking about racing?
Cutie Clash.

>>30221973
What do you do when you’re not thinking >about racing?
Take care of our son / daughter when we have time.

Counted votes, did a coin toss, gonna do a thing with Lily.

>>30222274
I actually get a little squemish with sex related words and was trying to dance around that with fanciful wordplay and thought it might work from the perspective of a nervous virgin
I appreciate the feedback, though, and will try to incorporate it into this next one. It's technically a continuation but also not really.

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>>30223046
>It's technically a continuation but also not really.

http://imgur.com/a/dnHZU

I'm not sure how much a little bit of anatomy warrants a link, but i'll do it just as a precaution.

>>30223168
nudz :DD

>>30223168
Who dis?

>>30223180
Bath horse. That doesn't actually have have a horse as far as i'm aware of so I made one up.

Also, there is a tiny Pb'ers just cause i'm a sucker for a cute little doll of characters. That and I wanted to skim by making it CYOA related. I'm dumb, I know.

>>30222372
Why bother posting about you holding your dick?

>>30223204
Because knowing /cyoa/ they would have looked at the singular response and decided I was covering my own ass.

>>30222371
>Or faulty wiring killing life support?
They have three people on the ship that can easily fix most wiring problems and one who could fix the most serious ones. I don't think that would be a problem.
At one point we had to either disable life support or subject our second a.i to minor memory loss and chose to turn the air off for a while though.
>Or the MC suffering a psychotic break?
He does have has some mental issues of beating himself up for perceived mistakes. Big enough fuckup and he might snap.

>>30223021
I don't like this idea.

>>30223335
>second a.i
Gee Rust Bucket how come your qm lets you have two a.i.

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>>30221558
Lamenters are best chapter.

>>30221558
I am conflicted. I want to praise the improvment but I don't want him to think believing his art was not good enough back then was anything but the most retarded thing I have ever seen in cyoa.

>>30223583
You need to add pauses to your posts.

>>30223583
>implying it is good enough now.
It is just as terrible as all his other shitty art.
>>30223603
Oh, do shut up.

>>30223603
And commas. Don't forget those. He needs them too.
>>30223624
Stop trying to start shit.

>>30223583
>>30223603
It's grammatically correct but I think it's all the negative negatives makes it hard to parse. Odd sight to see. It's not not not not not not not good.

>>30223628
You're all starting shit.
>>30223624
Is lying about art.
>>30223603
Is trying to recreate the circumstances sorounding the iFag bullshit. Nobody fucking cares about the ocasional poor post.

>>30223603
Are you retarded? That post is fine, maybe a little hard to read on the first pass but there is nowhere to really insert a break.

I am currently on an overseas holiday and have learnt about an interesting historical figure. I suppose what I am getting at is would you play a C. Y. O'Connor?

>>30223658
That question is vague enough to be meaningless. So no, I don't want to play a cyoa with you at the head.

>>30223658
No.

>>30223669
I think it is a play on words with cyoa.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=C.+Y.+O%27Connor

>>30223686
>Australia
Hell No.

>>30223686
>west australia
>>30223658
Why would you visit the home of the man who destroyed /cyoa/

>>30223701
>man

>>30223701
Who said anything about moscow?

>>30223710
>has a job
>lives on his own
Pretty sure he is an adult senpai

>>30223835
That makes him 3 times the man I am and that makes me sad.

Would you play a cyoa where you had to write songs

>>30223952
iFag writes songs. That would have iFag as a player.

>>30223975
I write shitty parody anon. If I could write real songs I sure as hell would not be working a job with structured hours. On that note anybody have any ideas for the hush little battie lullaby? I have not read many quests with bats in them.

Oh hey Nebula overtook ASNYIP as the longest cyoa by posts today or yesterday.

>>30224022
>In only 5 months too

>>30224022
Isn't ASN missing a lot of the lewd posts for some reason? it might not truly be larger.

>>30224022
To bad it's average post is shorter than a random quest.

>>30224046
Still longer than your average ASN post

>>30224046
I had a good chuckle when I realized the crew list was longer then the average post.
I like how big the crew is though.

>>30224022
I would say we should make art to commerate this but the problem is a good chunk of the crew is oc species and whatnot that nobody knows how to draw. I am still unsure if Cardea is bipedal.

I have been meaning to reread it to make a list of our inventory anyway so I may keep a log of everybodys physical description while I am at it.

>>30224075
People who try to catch up with it say it becomes a drag or something so hopefully that does not hit you. I suspect it has something to do with some of the more boring downtime which Pluto is starting to get better at.

>>30171372
Doomed us all.

How do you define how edgy a quest is?
Is it by the edgiest thing in it or averaged out. Does really cute/heartwarming stuff balance out the edge?

>>30224140
By whatever memes get spouted enough for me to bother repeating.

>>30224140
>Is it by the edgiest thing in it
I once heard somebody say the edgiest single moment in cyoa they had read was the first meal in Custos Luna and I am laughing my ass off imagining Custos as the edgiest quest. I mean it is edgy but not that edgy.

I was inclined to agree with the guy though. That shit at the start of Custos was really fucking edgy. Not the edgiest thing most likely but edgier then anything in Darkest Hour. DH is by far the edgier quest in general though. edgiest quest of all is probably some shit I have not read. Colorblind looks pretty bad.

>>30218319
I have been thinking and have decided Gas the Darkest Hour players stopped being funny about three threads ago.

I'm gonna do it /cyoa/ I am gonna watch the disgusting legend of everfree just so I don't end up like the guy who did not even know Winds Of The Past was based off an episode. If I do not come back alive I just want you all to know I fucking hate you.

>>30224190
Nice blog.

>>30224190
>wanting to know if something is based on EqG trash
Why? That's just ruin whatever it is.

>>30224190
I did it. I spotted the iFag. Anon was right, this is fun. No hard feelings though, I agree that legend of everfree was terrible and not knowing winds of the past was based on an episode is just sad.

Did you know /mlpg/ have their own quest board.

>>30224235
I'm not allowed to answer rhetorical questions without a rhetorical question horse.

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>>30223168
>>30223191
Oh, shit, Zenith imagined pretty much the same thing.

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>>30224253

>>30224272
rekt

>>30224272
Is it still masturbation if your genderbent clone isn't genderbent and is also a horse?

I'd like to die.

>>30224202
To late, I just got past the part I dropped it at last time

You are right in hindsight though but at least it will maybe have some trixie and more of that Luna/celestia stuff.

>>30224272
I liked you human bath.

>>30224272
>not doubleteaming cellophane and giving her twice the dick she craved

>>30224313
I feel the same pretty often. Wanna take a ride together to look for a very tough three to crash into?

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>>30224272
>>30224280
>>30224337
>>30224372

>>30224400
Oh Bath, you dork. Get back here and have a drink with yourself already.

And get to double teaming that sweet horse pussy.

>>30224400
Noooo.

>>30224400
>bath selling all his novelty weapon props at the pawn shop so he can buy a ticket to spain and sit around grumpily on the beach for a week

>>30224272
>>30224400
1.21 JiggaBath

>>30224190
Movie was pretty bad but I kind of want a cyoa about magic seeping into a previously magicless world now. Regardless of if it keeps that theme of magic corrupting.

I am gonna be fucking pissed if they don't let Gloriosa Daisy keep a little of her magic

>>30224584
>that feel when your own horse berates you

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>>30224409
>>30224420
>>30224586

>>30224601
You even have a bar with pony bartender to listen to you? How this is allowed? I want one too!

>>30224620

Let's go!

Zenith has a little wenith

>>30221558
Oh nice. This could make a good title card.
>>30223583
Also this. I never know what to say around him because it seems like every single thing angers him, depresses him or validates his various neurosis.

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>>30224613
>>30224601

Griffon cocks are small and unimpressive

>>30224830
Just like yours

>>30224623
To where?

>>30225224
and back again

>>30225224
To more space adventures with polygamy and a side of foalcon.

Spitfire quest where she earns her Wonderbolt nickname Spit-roast when?

>>30225440
You mean Shitfire?

>>30224584
10 / 10 would fuck bath horse in the ass.

>>30224584
I want Bath horse to forcibly cuddle me into submission and then hold my hooves.

>>30224776
Bath gets a nice tan and Bathhorse gets dommed by a very pent up mare. There are stains on the ceiling.

>>30214393
HI

>>30225878
Fuck off.

>>30224776
Bath realises how silly his quest for solitude is when the Bath horse should be nicer to not horse Bath. The both live happily ever and get to double teaming that randy mare.

Bath you're a dork.

>>30224253
Well I hope that means this gets your approval.

Pay no mind to the dialogue, i'm merely teasing.

Running.
>>30226245

>>30226252
From your problems?

>>30226340
Aren't we all...

>>30224776

This is the best CYOA I've read yet.

>>30226669
I know right? I'd play this bath horse in a cyoa.

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>>30224776
This could be useful someday

>>30226986
Robots don't have souls

>anons jewing it up in Long Name quest

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when?

>>30227265
I like the episode where they travel down Flitter's cock.

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Horsey McGee is a very 'special' pony.

>>30227387
By special you mean homosexual right?

>>30227400
No that's just you

>>30219411
>slaughter of civilians
>implying the ponies in the sewer were civilians
Only slaughter of civilians was Prosperity, maybe that place that got purged in that pastebin and Possibly Colth depending on what rumors are true.

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>war/military is edgy and does not belong in ponyworld and -quests

>>30223168
I just realized I put the letters on his jersey in the wrong order.

Maybe some day i'll do something right the first time around.

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>>30227790
>he watches anything post-s2 or considers it canon

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>>30227790
To be fair that was an alternate timeline.

Death does not belong in my little pony stori-

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>>30227868
On screen death is too mu-

>>30216755
What kind of situation could possibly lead to that. I am not even offended, just curious.

>>30227868
>To be fair that was an alternate timeline.
The difference between alternate timelines and "it was just a dream" is, that the alternate timeline still a possible reality that hypothetically was an option in every timeline at one point. Unlike the dream, which was just a dream.

>>30227868
>Too old

>>30227880
That's not on screen death, you blithering retard

>>30227790
And that wasn't edgy because it wasn't needlessly gritty and shocking.

God you people are idiots.

>>30216056
I don't know why I read past that but I am glad I did.
>>30216063
Ficfags beat the fuck out.

>>30227916
What?

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>>30227912
>That's not on screen death

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>>30227912
>guy gets vaporized
>That's not on screen death

>>30227912
Are you stupid? The show is rated TVY. Of course they can't show the harsh things which indubitably exist in that world.
4chan has a minimum age of 18. How can you even be surprised that people describe a possible reality without keeping to the TVY restrictions?

>>30227965
On screen death is generally perceived as a character dying via a mortal wound, not disintegrating or falling to their death. Have you fools ever heard of the "Disney death?" This is exactly such a case.

Compare this explosion to, say, a character bleeding out in another's arms. It's a vastly different experience.

>But Anon, on screen death means they die on screen
Just like how a cake is nothing more than milk, eggs, sugar, flower and water? There is more to the concept than the raw definition, you autists.

>>30228004
>a body part is blasted through the air towards the screen
>not a graphic death

>>30228015
Do you know what graphic means? A horn without any viscera attached and a colorful bright explosion is not graphic.

Stop trying to justify edge. Edge is called edge because it is needlessly graphic. Please try to understand that these concepts are part of a larger picture and examining them in an absolute vacuum is completely pointless.

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>>30228029
>moving the goal posts with every single post
try harder, kiddo