705: Fluttershy Leans In
Written by Gillian M. Berrow
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5l889f
Legends of Magic #2 is storytimed here!
>>30054168
Might Fluttershy add the new sanctuary to some kind of registry of similar locations? It wouldn't be bad to have a known list in the country for potential rehabilitation needs. While she typically deals with more common animals, the Equestrian Society for the Preservation of Rare Creatures has acknowledged her before and she can be a worthy asset to their cause. Maybe she should ask Tree Hugger what she thinks.
>>30049385
Previous thread.
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
706: Forever Filly -When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.
707: Parental Glideance -When Rainbow Dash's parents discover she's a Wonderbolt, they show up at every event to cheer her on. However, their unabashed enthusiasm proves to be rather embarrassing and pushes Rainbow Dash to the brink.
708: Hard to Say Anything -When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.
709: Honest Apple -When Rarity asks Applejack to be a judge in a fashion show, Applejack learns that an opinion, however honest, can still be hurtful.
710: A Royal Problem -Starlight Glimmer is sent to solve a friendship problem between Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. When it's clear that the problem is that the royal sisters don't appreciate one another, Starlight impulsively switches their cutie marks!
711: Not Asking for Trouble -Pinkie Pie visits Prince Rutherford and the Yaks. While there an avalanche falls on the entire rustic vilage of Yakyakistan. Pinkie Pie suggests that she go getthe other ponies to come help but the proud Prince and Yaks refuse.
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The earlysodes:
706 -http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5l7lplhttps://mega.nz/#!JdUQzZzC!r5ohvzJaMWW6tL2wOfFR6qrGGCaAARabyYbxagZtBU0
707 -http://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e07.mp4
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
717:Campfire Tales
718:Daring Done
719:A Health of Information
720:To Change a Changeling
721:It Isn't the Mane Thing About You
722:Once Upon a Zeppelin
>>30055573
>filly
>filly
snap back to reality, oh there goes Rarity
First for "PAY ATTENTION TO TRIXIEEEEEE"
>Today is National Receptionists' Day
>>30055598
I'd got to lunch with her
>>30055596
ot3?
>colt
Cover for the movie prequel comic TPB.
It's still kinda weird seeing some of those characters next to the ponies.
>>30055707
At first I was goona say "That's a big bird4U" but then I saw Celestia and Luna and I realised it's just perspective thing
>>30055718
that's the actual size difference between them and the other ponies
>>30055707
i love princess sealestia
>>30055578
she was pretty then, and she's pretty now
i love ponies with well-designed color schemes
trixie comes to mind as another pony with a great palette
>>30055722
T-that's disturbing
>>30055707
calling it now
this is going to be the most waifued character
>>30055722
h-her big
>>30055779
the size of that celestia is seriously giving me a hard-on right now
>>30055779
HUGE
>>30055815
DELET THIS
>>30055815
>draw a "g"
>call it a nine
I hope the next episode has fillies in it (besides the CMC).
>>30055834
she's a 5'g turboponelet
>>30055834
My handwriting is awfuk
>>30055838
>>30055909
You stopped being a cute filly
Where would you take your waifu on a romantic dinner?
>>30055924
McDonald's parking lot
>>30055927
burgin' out with purple, i see
>>30055924
My kitchen for a frozen pizza
>>30055935
I want to stick burger buns, paddies, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, pickles and cheese in Twilight's vagina and then stay her by her side during her pregnancy until she gives birth to a healthy baby burger.
>>30055936
do you sometimes imagine a lonely guy eating both waifu dinners after taking the picture and then masturbating to the picture of his waifu afterwards
That's why I've only ever done waifu wall pictures without food
i wonder what people think when they see a single guy carrying a plushie walk into a restaurant
>>30055956
well then what's your date going to eat, you asshole?
>>30055961
My dick
>>30055961
DUDE
i love waifu dinner pics
they are the perfect combination of cute, funny, and sad
i like the ones where they actually take the time to choose a food that's appropriate for that pony, that references the show in some way
>>30055975
I like the silly ones
>>30055968
WEED
this is a very cute lyra plush
>>30055766
i would add lyra to that list of ponies who have fantastic color palettes: spitfire, trixie, lyra
their colors are just so pretty
>>30055978
jesusdo people really put those in their assholes
i'm curious, but i don't want to spend all that money and find out i don't like it
>>30055982Yes
>>30055982
Stick a broom handle up your ass
If you don't like it
Dont buy one
>>30055983
t-that big one is just for display, right?
it's literally the circumference of a coke bottle
there's one right there for comparison
my poor assholei'm intrigued
>>30055978
>buying a Sunburst plush
Why would you waste all your money on ugly?
>>30055991
I'm pretty sure that's a XL, the waifu wall one is "just" a large
Welp, this thread went full gay in minutes.
>>30056013
I wonder if fillies like rubbing themselves to gay porn as much as real life little girls
>>30056024
sure, just as much
absolutely zero
>>30056024
i want to visit a spa run by cute ponies
>>30056035
I mean, if he's including teens in the category of little girls, he's right
The vast majority of fujoshitters are teen girls
>>30056040
Happy ending?
Have you loved a Pegasus today?
Filly says she likes to fantasize about men doing you sometimes.
>>30056035
>he doesn't believe that little girls don't vigourously masturbate to gay men ramming each other in the ass
You've never met a six-year-old girl, have you?
>>30056044
i'd like to give him a happy ending
i'd like to get a facial from himi want him to ejaculate his hot horse semen on my face
https://derpibooru.org/1169521
>>30056067
Xir identifies as a non-binary gender fluid.
How dare you assume xir's gender, you bigot
>MLPG is being gay
>again
Goddammit go outside and talk to a girl for once
>>30056077
At least it's not a barrage of pedophiles again
>>30056050
Sure have
>>30056083
Samething
>>30056088
Yet no one complains when the same people talk about how much they want to fuck fillies in every thread
>>30056094
we all know it's you
>>30056094
You generally want to tell pedophiles to "go outside and talk to girls"
That's a very bad idea
>>30056094
Because fillies are cute and legal
But keep crying lol
>>30056077
>go outside and talk to a girl
Whoa
Let's not overreact here
>>30056103
So are stallions, what the fuck is your point here?
>>30056101
*don't want
FUCK I SAID THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED TO
>>30056107
The point is your gay shit isn't welcome while fillies are, duh
Try thinking before posting next time
>>30056120
Thanks
I'll keep talking about fucking stallions now
>>30056125
All that means to me is that I struck a nerve lol
>>30056094
There's that guy who cries about "pedos" every thread. What a loser.
>>30056133
i know right?
it's them queers that are ruinin this thread!
amiright lads!?
Fillies a cute
A CUTE!
Gotta Get Back
>>30056149
did you leave the stove on?
>>30056140
There he is
Pretending to be someone else
What a loser
>>30056151
Back to the Past
Wait, guys, I got this.
>>30056152
gosh darn
spoiled again!
Fuck. I dropped it.
I don't even know what's going on anymore.
>>30056156
SAMURAI APPLEJACK
>>30055958
Not only that, but he probably made his waiter take this picture. There's no way someone came with him.
>>30056186
You fucking DICK, I wasn't even thinking about SCARAMOOOUCHE~
>>30055958
>the ring
Oh yeah, the guy who 'married' Twilight and posted that weird porn shit with his plushie.
This guy has actual autism, right?I thought he was younger, this is way worse for some reason.
>>30056195
>>30056181
That filly needs to be rebooted.
>>30056193
guess again
Please do not touch the great and powerful rear.
>>30056214
It's amazing and baffling that there are multiple people who have no sense of embarrassment.
>>30056181
People not being able to ignore things they don't like
>>30056223
>who have no sense of embarrassment.
It's called Asperger's Syndrome, anon.
>>30056223
Not only that but they found each other and became friends. Probably for an extended period of time too.
Really, what more does a person need than peers with similar interests?
I'm a little jealous. But only a little.
>>30056186
>>30056195
>>30056210
[AKUSTIC SCREAMING]
In all seriousness I'm glad he's alive again. What do you guys think will happen in the finale? Myself I think he'd say goodbye to everyone in the Past and choose to remain in the future. But with a love relationship with Ashi forming, I feel she might come back with him and they both stay in the past. I'm all for Jashi but I don't want them to return to the past and stay there abandoning the future.
>>30056242
>"I also got you this badass juggalo emblem necklace and a fedora!"
>>30056248
t-thanks dashie
>CheckingEQD'spost on custom crafts and figures.
>pic related appears.
>Working cockpit and rocket punch even.
>MFW it's all 3D printed.
The future is bright, fellas. Really, really bright.
Has anyone else tried any similar stuff with 3D printing ponies?
Fillies don't have holes.
>>30056262
Then how do they eat
>>30056248
>>30056254
Who would dress you worse?
Dash, who still thinks the cringefest stuff from 10 years ago is the coolest
or Rarity, who doesn't entirely understand male human fashion or function? ("Pants are so drab though.")
>>30056269
At worst, Rarity would dress you like some A&F Chad.
>>30056273
You think so? I'd think Rarity would be dying to put you in a kilt.
>>30056283
It's Rara's kilt or Dash's Guy Fieri couture, brah.
>>30056262
Sure they do. This one even has two extra ones.
>>30056262
Changeling fillies do.
>>30056301
That one is taken.
>"PRIVATE ANONYMOUS, YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF, OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!"
>>30056351
unf
>>30056351
silly anon, girls can't poop
>>30055982
I bought one as a joke. I shoved it in my ass a few times and came really hard each time but wasnt really into it so now it just sits on a shelf.
>>30056214
fuck thats a nice rarity
>>30056369
>now it just sits on a shelf
>yeah, it's a nice conversation starter, you know
>folks come over, and I'm like "Oh, that? Haha, yeah there's a story there."
>>30056363
Everyone knows that girls that don't poop are full of shit
>>30056369
>I bought a $100 dildo as a joke
pony came home with a vengeance
>>30056392
I figured those things were practically status symbols; blowing $100+ on something you're going to stick up your ass and masturbate with. That's why they're so proudly displayed, right?
>>30056400
Don't bully fillies.
I just really love horse dicks a lot ok.
Would you be a guard's friend?
>>30056414
But you still wouldn't buy one as a joke
>>30056446
No, I wouldn't.
I'd buy one to stick up my butt while I masturbate.
>>30056450
I mean, that's their intended purpose
>>30056460
>mlpg 10
I am curious about mlpg's 1 through 9 now.
>>30056476
They're just meta pictures
>>30056446
Are you saying you would never buy a plastic statue of your favorite thing that you loved?
Well then you sound like someone who is more responsible with their money than I would ever be.
>>30056487It's never cute guys with sex toys.
>>30056487
what the fuck is that shirt some kind of shitty retarded bronycon
oh its canada
Filly wants to go to Canada with you.
>>30056493
what the fuck do you expect? the average mlp fan is fat and out of shape.
>>30056351
i want to be dominated by spitfire
>>30056502
She should go and meet Canada's wise leader.
>>30056493
Gee, I wonder why...
It's the same with girls, though ever so slightly less so since female sex toys are a bit more well known and accepted.
"As expected of country grown vegetables" and all that.
>>30056505
>the average mlp fan is fat and out of shape.
I'll agree with the out of shape part but the body weight is more likely going to depend on the country they're from.
European nerds and young adults tend to be more scrawny than their equivalents over the pond.
>>30056493
im cute
>>30056544
postpone
>>30056447
I want to see what she does.
well i just watched a man take an XL flared chance to the hilt in his butthole
now i know how the people who watched the moon landing in 1969 felt
>>30056552
>>30056540
I'd say it's equally split between fat and scrawny, but European standards for fat are different from American standards
>>30056559
>>30056574
Did anyone make a giraffe plush?
>>30056574
You get a (You) for your creativity.
>>30056559
I saw someone take an entite XL Stan, I felt like I was looking at the face of god himself
>>30056571
Well, I'm simply going off of the meetup pictures that appear on EQD every now and then.
Meetups from the US/Canada having any non-fat people in them are pretty rare. Then again, I'm not talking about "work from home Homer" tier fat, so it may be different standards in the end.
>4 weeks of pony remaining ATM.
I think S7 has been solid so far, but there hasn't been a great episode yet, like the S5 premiere, or Saddle Row Review.
>>30056627
What game are they in together?
>>30056641
Kawaii Pony 2: Paka-Pappa
Seems to be region locked, though.
How about 'gummy gets teeth' episode?
>>30056591
i have now witnessed an Extra Large Chance strapped on visibly bulging through a man's abdomen
i feel like i have been to equestria and back
>>30056677That's one really hot. He must have remarkably straight intestines from all the training.
>>30056677Link?
>>30056669
smol dosh
While I like this guys personal idea of pone scale it feels a little weird sometimes
>Scoot almost as big as Dash, will likely be taller than her
>Fluttershy a few inches taller than Twilight
>Celestia not twice the size of other pones
>GILDA
>>30056677
>>30056693
You really gotta stop
>>30056698
Fluttershy makes sense since she has always been the tallest one in the group (fillies), was a model in Equestria (and the only other attractive pony we've seen was tall) and she's based on Lauren, who is a bit of an Amazon herself.
Also, Scoots and Dash are probably so similar to do the whole outgrowing your older brother theme that is so common (and true to life). Like Simon and Kamina.
Gilda is just off.
>>30054260
it was pretty entertaining. feels like this is better suited for the IDW writers because they don't have to stick to canon, which they don't seem to care much about.
>>30056732
She was a model because she was shy. Also we've seen ponies regarding certain ponies tall and short.
And her being taller than Twilight is just dumb in my opinion.
>>30056732
>always been the tallest one in the group (fillies
Ehh she was just older Im sure. It looks like that she had the teen model for all her flashbacks.
>>30055990
>ass is now full of splinters
>we will never get it back
>>30056759
>>30056754
>It looks like that she had the teen model for all her flashbacks.
The teen models are almost completely new and Lauren had said numerous times that if the budget allowed it, all the M6 would have had different body types.
Wouldn't be the first or last Lauren expy in cartoons.
>>30056259
maybe I'll try it when they stop being so expensive
>>30056697
Sunset shimmer should have opened a wiener cart instead of sushi.
>>30056793
>Lauren had said numerous times that if the budget allowed it, all the M6 would have had different body types.
Man that would have been great if she coulda gotten that. I wonder what she personally would have decided for the pones bodyshapes to be
>>30056835
Pinkie would have been monstrously obese
every shot would only have been able to capture a portion of her
>>30056835I'd actually be against it.
A big part of the appeal for me was just how easy it was to draw ponies for fun. You learn the basic shape and go to town with anything.
Also helped the equality of the M6... no outliers that would be taller or fatter or whatever,
just a group of 6 friends completely defined by their character.
It's a big part of why alicorn Twilight looks off, imo.
>>30056817
it would have been too obvious
>>30056835
Oh, and I forgot to mention, the movie does seem to be going that way and actually diversifies the girls further.
Slightly plumpy Pinkie and all that.
>she drunkenly hits on you
what do
>>30056869
uhhh is she legal age or what, in the eyes of the court that is.
>>30056887
she's like 30 in pony years
>>30056887
She's in later years of high school, so she's definitely legal.
Unless you live in some Caliphate.
>>30056902
so if i just tell the judge she is really a 30yo horse in a highschool girls body i will be good to go?
Thinfillies.
>>30055598
Who is this fabulous pony?
>>30056869
>drunk
eeew, no thanks.
>>30056913
To the psychiatric ward, sure.
>>30055707
>Songbird Serenade nowhere on that cover
This book is going to suck
>>30055576
>>30055577
>>30056861
is that for a waifu wall?
that's quite some effort
>>30056869
hit her back obviously
>>30056907
what the fuck spain
>>30057026
Listen
>>30057026
It's an outdated map.
Spain changed that last year and made it 16 years old.
>>30057035
can you legally fuck fillies, gypsy?
>>30056747
>She was a model because she was shy
And pretty
Sassy best model
>make it a point that Buttershy is now more assertive
>She is now even more boring then Apple Horse
Bravo writers
>>30057152
Applejack is not boring
>>30057152
>like moeblob
>call other ponies boring
xd
>>30057103
Literally who
>>30057175
She's the Bubba Gump of apples
>>30055577
714: ib4 Applejack's lesson is used as a joke
>>30057179
But I prefer party horse.
Appul
>>30055577
>719 is a Zecora episode.
>>30057268
Don't get my hopes up
what if we ran out of appul
>>30057268
Yeah, if only.
>>30057268
>not a Nurse Redheart episode
>>30057279
We'll just have to make more by having as many guys cum inside her as possible
>>30057268
No
A derpy episode, she will die and leave the show forever
>>30057279
Not possible.
>>30057303
they say it's impossible to rub sweetie's belly and pat her head at the same time
>>30057303
THEIR ASSHOLES ARE PUCKERIN FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE
Fillies are like balloons.
>>30057310
>Derpy takes on medicine as a new carrier.
>35 ponies are missing and presumed dead.
>Celestia had to pronounce martial law.
>Ten guards died on arrival.
>>30057310
>Derpy is the most complex and tragic character in the entire show
>>30057376
Plus she's a really pretty pone.
>>30055978
>even has a color accurate dildo
Nice
>>30057381
>>30057381
Being cute pony would be really dangerous.
Everyone want to hug you all the fucking time
>>30057381
But derpy is a very ugly pony
>>30057412
hugging is just the tip of the danger iceberg
>>30057426
Show me the whole iceberg of cuteness
>>30057444
its an iceberg of danger associated with cuteness anon, not cuteness itself
>>30057412
More like I'd want to fuck you all the hugging time.
>>30057448
I'd hit it.
With my ship.
>>30057558
If there's unicorn fish are there pegasus fish?
>>30057615
We call them faggots, Sweetie Bell.
>>30057615
>Mr. Anon
Filly calling me Mister is my fetish.
>>30057381
But you posted a hamster
>>30057619
>Sweetie Bell
>Bell
>>30057376
>>30057697
I wish there was a version of Daapi climing then falling again so I can see the rise and fall of Daapi.
Fillies shouldn't rise.
>>30057802
I rise, fillies fall.
>>30057697
>her smile and optimism
>>30057697
>>30057791
>>30057821
Why is she so perfect?
Don't think about peach filly.
Pony accidentally made eye contact with you in passing, and now she's rolling her eyes while you slowly reach up to tip your fedora in response.
>>30057836
I don't make eye contact with anyone. I look below parallel as I tandem-gait walk.
Pony finally admitted that she was addicted to the Shindig.
>>30057821
she was such a great flyer but she flew too close to the sun
After analyzing your walking pattern, Pony came up with a formula for the last time you contacted a vagina, with X being your age in years.
X = X
>>30057836
I think you underestimate how fast I can tip.
>>30057876
Does a handjob count as sex?
and my follow up question is does a nurse inspecting my junk count as a handjob?
>>30057896
The last person to inspect my junk was an old male doctor
The ponies are being gay again
>>30057928
Sweet
>>30057928
Oh no
>>30057928
>>30057928
If you looked as cute as them you would be pretty gay too.
punish the pony
>>30057928
is it starting to become a problem?
>>30057908
What was your grade?
Why aren't there handjob clinics?
>>30058035
But Anon, if you kiss them too much they might catch it.
I'm going to kiss all the stallions so they'll become gay
Think Hard to Say Anything or Honest Apple will be good?
>>30058079
No because they're CMC/Applejack episodes.
>>30058079
>applejack episode
none of her episodes have ever been good but maybe this time will be different!
>>30058123
Can't be worse than her not understanding how a sauna works.
>>30058123
applejack will be irrelevant and forgettable as always but there is still a high chance the episode will have CUTE PONIES in it.
>>30058123
Applebuck Season
Where the Apple Lies
The Mane Attraction
Look Before You Sleep
The Last Roundup
>>30057938
>>30057947
>>30057969
Lesbian =/= gay
Don't derail the real topic with your shit
>>30058319
Kissing isn't gay.
>>30058319
Sorry you couldn't handle a little girlgay.
>>30058301
fuzzy purp
>>30058216
>look before you sleep
>the last roundup
>AJ episodes
Suddenly, a cute horse
>>30058494
Fug. You. Traccif sucks.
I like this tag
https://derpibooru.org/tags/human+male+on+filly?q=human+male+on+filly
>>30058559
that is a very cute crudely drawn horse anon
>>30058568
Remove people who look at their phone all the time watching youtube videos while driving 70 mph on the road while it's foggy enough to only see about 500 ft in front of you.
PostRarity
>>30058628
YOU MISSED A WHITE SPOT
>>30058637
I don't think you understand that I've alredy downed a fith.
>>30058633
No, post cute stallions instead
>>30058644
DO NOT DECONSTRUCT MY HORSEBANDO
>>30058649
I'm willing to compromise
>>30058658
How big is Elusive
In that way
>>30058658
>>30058665
>gayposting time
Welp, time to being a productive human and return in two or more hours
>>30058665
He'sa little pony
>>30058658
that is a pretty good take on her r63 version
>>30058697
That artist did pretty good r63 stuff, but I don't think they draw pone anymore.
http://pone.space
It's time to purchase your favorite pony
>>30058633
You know Rarity, always making it work.
Will there be any new Rarity shorts this week?
>>30058716
well most of them not trapped her with us tend to move on eventually, and some of those manage to escape anyway as well
>>30058719
already did
>>30058742
League a cute.
>>30058670
To be fair, the Valsione is basically just a giant anime girl robot because Lune's dad spared no expense to make his daughter's ideal robot real.
>>30058724
I hope so those things are top cute
>>30058754
A super cute.
Pony is skipping school, hanging out under the bridge, spiking her mane, and being a general low-level antagonist to the MC. She even picks on Best Girl.
>>30058754
Yeah, she's adorable. Too bad she's a relatively obscure OC.
>>30058972
is pony thugdere
FUCKING
PONIES
So now that Sweetie is older, will she get aboyfriend?
>>30059056
I think you answered your own question, anon.
>>30059056
Not that one, thanks a fucking lot for ruin everything Jan.
Rumble is the right one for sweetiebelle
Pony is booping herself again
>>30059056
You're all wrong, Vogel will introduce a trio of new colts that the CMC will help get their cutie marks.
Next season there will be an arc dating episodes and by the end of S8 they'll all be horsemarried.
>>30059086
>>30059147
Human fillies aren't for lewd
>>30059156
What aboutteenhuman fillies?
>>30059163
Sorry, only 18.
Now fuck off, this is a pony place
>>30059163
I'm alright with this.
>>30059179
Can I stay now?
>>30059086
Tell pony she has a gf for that
>>30059156
Human fillies are for hug and head pats
>>30059192
that filly looks 18 to me
>>30059192
Get a productive human pony job and we have a deal
>friend convinces me to get a pass for a con
>haha sorry dude can't give you a ride apparently there's five other people going with us :)
>i'm a poorfag so doing uber all three days would completely nullify any money i had for buying things at the con
f-friends, right c-celestia?
>>30059207
I would stop being friends with him desu.
>>30059207
Ask for a refund
I think I love this filly.
>>30059202
So you'll buy her beer?
>>30059207
Sell your pass and recoup your losses.
>>30059224
but it's 21 to drink here
>>30059207
Ask for a refund bro
>>30059207
Have you actually told them about your situation?
>>30059207
Sounds like its time to bail out and get a refund anon
and also put that person on your shit list
Someone tell me the age of consent for the fillies
>>30059230
Take her to see an R-rated movie then
>>30059241
It depends.
>>30059241
If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock.
>>30059086
Funny how you can change Starlight's manestyle and she's still ugly as shit
>>30059238
he knows about it because I told him i only have just enough for buying things at the con because I have money that's reserved for pre-orders
>he also tells me about the five people now, two days from the con
>>30059207
Why are you friends with this person?
>>30059261
Why don't you have your own car? Are you some underaged child
>>30059268
He said he's poor
>>30059268
>owning a car when Uber, Lyft, and public transportation exists
>>30059268
Does every American has their own car or something? Not him, by the way.
>>30059279
I fucking wish
>>30059268
>i'm a poorfag
>>30059207
>having friends
heh, bet you wont do that again
>>30059279
For the most part all the ones that are mildly successful do
Its a requirement in many areas with how far ones work place may be from ones home
>>30059261
FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
YAY
>>30059279
In America it's typical for households to have one vehicle per adult. You see, American roads and drivers are not at all friendly to bicycles or other modes of transportation. Hell, even walking can be sketchy at times since sidewalks are usually only in downtown areas. So we have to drive almost everywhere. That and we're too fat to walk more than 500 feet without fainting.
>>30059278
>all things you pay for
>>30059279
Generally speaking, if you work then you need a vehicle. Even if it's a piece of shit that just barely runs.
Getting them from dealerships can run you upwards of 5k for anything that isn't a deathtrap, though you can find independent sellers who will let decent vehicles go for somewhere around the actual market value (usually no more than 2k, unless it's a fancy car or almost new).
>>30059261
Okay you know what you do
You look online for some meetup info
You take Uber
You beat his dog ass
Then you go hang out with your new friends and mooch off them
>>30059301
>American roads and drivers are not at all friendly to bicycles or other modes of transportation
what? pretty much every street I know sans neighborhoods have bike lanes
>even walking can be sketchy at times since sidewalks are usually only in downtown areas.
>
>That and we're too fat to walk more than 500 feet without fainting.
dumb europoor
>>30059316
>Generally speaking, if you work then you need a vehicle
What is a bus?
>>30059318
I'm actually an American who's less patriotic than most. I live in a town of around 8,000, and there are no designated bike lanes anywhere in my town, or in any neighbouring ones. You're expected to share the road, but when you're surrounded by increasingly-massive vehicles, you don't exactly feel safe. As for sidewalks, they're only found in commercial areas (Main Street, etc.) and the older residential areas.
>>30059327
Not every town has proper bus routes, Anon. Especially considering not all bus routes go where you work.
>>30059327
>>30059338
In America, buses, taxis, subways, even Uber and Lyft, only really serve big cities. If you live in a city of less than 50,000 or so, you're more than likely stuck to walking, biking, or driving.
Can fillies be used as public transportation?
>>30059376
No, but colts can
>>30059387
>>30059383
>a cute colt will never give you a ride to work
Filly wants to make the Airbnb of colts.
>>30059406
>you will never have a pony pasta party with Pinkie Pie
>Chu
>American bike lanes
>thinking small towns have regular buses
>commuter rail being all but dead everywhere except major cities
>American quality of non car transportation in general
>>30059431
What are Equestrian scooter lanes like?
>>30059238
What a cool filly.
>>30059431
?????
>>30059452
The coolest
yaint
>>30059450
That filly's gonna get raped.
>>30059431
>multi-lane streets downtown
Where I'm from that's rare. Typically the only time we have more than one lane going the same direction is on the Interstates, and even then it's only two lanes. Shit like that stresses me out.
>>30059477
It's not even downtown. Downtown is still about ten miles away. Bike Lane goes away after 3 at most. Welcome to suburban sprawl. Still better than the sprawl of whatever Missouri is along the way to Texas.
>>30059472
>raped by a fat ugly pony
Just like my lolicon mangas
>>30059543
Well, it's a semi-urban area. It's not I-80 nor is it Main Street. Point is, American roads and culture shun the cyclists. And with the way things are, it's not feasible to upgrade them to allow bikes their own lane.
do ponies have to use the bike lane or can they trot in the streets
>>30059573
ponies can use the sidewalk, unless they are wearing a saddle in which case they count as a vehicle
>>30059417
You already got plenty in your pocket, anonDon't go around spilling it
>>30059575
but in some states it's illegal to have sex with modes of transportation
Guess who's the president of the Ponyville Rarity Fan Club?
>>30059589
then make sure the pony does not wear the saddle
>>30059591
Is it me?
This is your sister tonight, take care of her MLPG
>>30059593
but pony wears the saddle...
>>30059607
No thanks, I'm good.
>>30059609
then you better choose your state carefully
>>30059607
>No visible loli cunny.
meh.
>>30059607
she wanna watch shrek or something?
>>30059607
Can I get a canon one, please
>>30059558
I always considered Diamond Dogs as the old fat Japanese guy equivalent who's into foals instead of lolis in MLP art. Thankfully the rape part is rarely if ever seen.I like Lemon's drawings because the filly is into it, and sometimes she is the one dominating the DD instead.
>>30059607
>not naked
Daughters are better
>>30059633
>Diamond Dogs
pig disgusting
>>30059607
https://youtu.be/S_DtkbHfTcM?t=10
>>30059607
>Loli aria sister
>Lolidom is my fetish
>Not into incest
>>30055573
i need to fuck that giraffe
>>30059663
You need psychiatric help.
You shouldn't be sexually attracted to little girls.
>>30059677
Have you seen just how sexy little girls are nowadays?
>>30059663
>Not into incest
>Post shining "sisterfucker" armor
>>30059710
>>30059607
MODS Someone is posting pictures of anthropomizhed fish children!!!!
MODS
>>30059677
hey kiddo
>>30059716
He looks drunk.
>>30059677
>he says while posting on MLPG
>>30059726
Exactly. I'd not be saying anything if they were talking about mares.
>>30059722
he looks cute!
>>30059607
I would rather a little sister sonata
>>30059738
>Invisible Button Mash
>>30059738
Fillies don't have internal combustion engines.
>>30059738
Is that the sound of her first estrus starting?
>>30059744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaPtZtIZXGU
>>30059207
Which con is this for? There's generally at least a few horsefuckers at each con who are able to give rides out to people.
I need a filly.
>>30059677
that's a really cute loli
I don't normally comment on them but I like this one
>>30059758
Why?
>>30059764
For sex.
>>30059764
Filly things.
>>30059607
oh my
>>30059607
Time to make some tickle fight
and now back to ponies
>>30059726
Is this how you degenerates deflect?
Just because this is MLPG doesn't mean we have to tolerate that crap.
>>30059830
But love and tolerance
>>30059825
>darkhazard
>sugarlesspaints
pick a lane already, fag
>>30059844
it just doesn't even phase me anymore when they can't pick a name, artists are crazy people
especially the ones who like goats
>>30059849
applejack!
>>30059849
howdy
howdy
howdy
>>30059846
REEE I KEEP TELLING HIM TO UNDO THIS BUT HE JUST SAYS "WOW, WHAT A PRETTY CELESTIA!"
>>30059849
>>30059856
Someone post some nation applejack
>>30059849
look at that clean pencil sketch
friggen wizards
>>30059843
That's some /b/read shit
>>>/mlp/
>>30059849
Where is the hat?
>>30059857
Feed her a tin can
That Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash episode was top tier
>>30059849
I said it before, Tex, you can't just put naked ponies everywhere.
Even if they are that pretty.
>collar on mares
DELET THIS
>>30059881
she just wants you to take her for a walk you animal
>>30059879
I'll put naked ponies wherever I want.
>>30059881
Mare should be pet and maid
>>30059886
no one man should have that much power
>Nazi butt.
>>30059889
Can I have sex with maid?
>>30059895
what's the deal with furries and nazis
>>30059895
I used to like nazis ironically but lately it feels super weird, like there are people who are really into it for real. they are ruining the fun.
>>30059912
you'll have to pay her more
>>30059912
Of course.
>>30059918
It's already in her contract.
>>30059915
>be german
>can't be a patriot without being called a nazi
>want new way to express my ideal or belong in a group
>discover
>BE A FURRY
>FUCK JEW, BE A NAZI
>FURRY NAZI
>>30059912
>>30059918
>>30059924
would mlpg prefer a dragon or a pone
COME AND GET YOUR LOVE
>>30059936
the fuck do you think
>>30059936
Either one
>>30059936
dragon slaves make for better maids that is just an undeniable fact.
>>30059936
>>30059936
Can I have both?
>>30059925
>go through highschool learning about how all of Europe in the middle ages raped and executed wimminz at the bidding of the evil catholic church and its inquisition
>later in life study with hunts myself
>other than the odd political move almost all of it was Germany
>it rarely caught on elsewhere because it was mostly seen as some backwards German thing
>when the Italian Inquisition got involved it drastically reduced the number of witch burnings in Germany by the simple process of asking for some evidence and establishing proper trials
What is it about Germany and degeneracy?
>>30059974
dragons should not be sexy
>>30060046
But they are.
>>30060051
and you lost me
I will never understand dragonfags.
>>30060057
for me it's just ember
something about the show style makes things cute
>>30060055
Fagit
>>30060057
There's just something about the sexy slither of a smooth lady dragon.
Halt, several fillies have gone missing in this area.
Empty your pockets.
>>30060075
I want scalies to leave
Would you train with this guard pony and then hit the bar with her afterwards?
>>30060057
saint seiya cover
>>30060057
Dragons are for love.
SOON
>>30060184
holy shit that tuft window. i dont think i could handle a mare that wild.
>>30060213
I still think Babs is a cute idea.
I just masturbated to Rarity and it was great.
This post was made for archival purposes. My love for Rarity is now immortalized for all future generations to see.
>>30060240
oh yeah
spitfire is the bestest fuckin pony
i will show my children this post
>>30060259
MEME FILLY
>>30060259
who the FUCK is making noi sad? i am going to beat their shit in.
>>30059925
Liberalism was a mistake
>>30060264
This guy.
>>30060263
>>30060264
You have my combat shotty
>>30060341
>canon human Daring Do
>this young
Choose one.
>was never much into dragons or lizards
>Sun and Moon comes out
>MLP debuts Ember
I want off this ride.
>>30060240
I would have my way with Fluttershy.
Just for the record.
>>30060341
I really dislike that artist's faces.
please dont post anything arousing. i have fapped 4 times to pony today and i am spent.
>>30060218
Who in the FUCK is that OC on the right?
Nothing that ugly could EVER be canon.
Fillies are the answer to every problem.
>>30060361
what if the problem is I'm completely full of fillies
>>30060355
i really dislike idiots who complain about dumb shit all the time
also i hate myself
>>30060349
Can't escape the salazzle-dazzle, Anon.
It's canon that they control your mind and your dick with pheromones.
>>30060352
Seconded
>>30060361
My problem is that I do not have a horse cock in my ass right now.
>>30060370
NO, THEY CAN'T FUCKING MESS WITH MY HEAD LIKE THIS
>>30060358
oh no
>>30060352
is your way tender and gentle or brutal and rappey
>>30060379
Enjoy being part of the poison lizard harem, Anon. It's your life now.
>>30060379
>>30060383
STOP MAKING ME UNF
>>30060375
>>30060352
how will you decide who goes first?
>>30060385
rappy
>>30060383
oh god that is such a beautiful horses ass
>>30060397
IT'S TOO BIG
IT'S GONNA BLOW
>>30060392
An intenserock paper scissorsbattle
>>30060397
>ugly nigger ass spliced onto a pony
Fixed
>>30060402
BIGGER
>>30060385
Tender and gentle, of course.
Fluttershy is for soft lovemaking.
>>30060416
what a strange post to make
>>30060431
>calling shit art is strange
Maybe you've had enough hugboxing for today, Anon
>>30059607
Jesus fucking Christ how is this still up?
>>30060444
I don't understand why it even gets so much attention
it's the same shit every night with the same dumb comment attached to it
unless the guy is just samefagging all those replies
>>30060450
Probably a bot, a lolibot
>>30060450
>>30060473
>believing this
Quaint
>>30060480
well what's your explanation for it
it's not normal, it gets way more attention than any other porn
>>30060444
I don't see any tiddies my friend.
>>30060450
It's some fag with a fuckload of proxies, probably. And is probably somehow related to the moderation/janitorial staff.Otherwise it wouldn't still be up, since I reported it as illegal content.
>tfw no fillybot to eat CPU cycles with
>>30060486
People love lolis.
Time to move on
>>30060507
>>30060507
>>30060507
>>30060510
We're not even page 10 yet
>>30060486
People are sick fucks. You expect more from MLP fans?
>>30060525
I mean, fuck, we aren't even page 5 yet.
>>30060531
Image limit m8.
>>30060525
>>30060531
Your point being?
>>30060539
>>30060545
There's this thing called "talking without pictures." You should try it sometime.
>>30060510
>meme filly
Why everyone want to bully my daughteru?
>>30060549
>no images
>on an image board
[laughingmares.jpg]
Safety bump