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>country filly

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COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

SEASON 7 TREASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJmPbLDyOXk

701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up - Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.


703: A Flurry of Emotions - After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!

704: Rock Solid Friendship - When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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How would you feel if gookmoot rescinded global rule 15 for April fools?

JUST

BOOP

>>29777038
I'd spam pony porn on /s/

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>>29777036

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I want to strap Pinkie Pie down to the top of my car and pretend that I'm a cop

>>29777116
Don't rape Pinkie

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>>29777123
Why not? Ponies rape each other all the time.

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We are not nearly happy enough considering it is Friday

I think we need yet more cute horses

>>29777146
delet this

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>>29777154
FS if you're going to tell us to post cute horses you should post some yourself.

Here I'll start.

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>>29777154

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>>29777171

I just posted 3 extremely cute horses

I think you are wearing the wrong glasses

>>29777154
Fridays aren't nearly as happy now that shout is a zombie.

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>>29777028

>country cute stallions

Ponut

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>>29777181
It has been scientifically proven that stallions are uggo.

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>>29777220

Oh its just you, the wrongest anon in the world

Haven't seen you in awhile!

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the eternal question

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/03/discussion-why-do-you-think-cute-quiet.html

>>29777238

>this damage control

Oh boy

>>29777246
What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>29777246
Anon do you even know what damage control is?

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>>29777238
>KyoKusagani still posts there
Jesus fucking Christ

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>>29777238
moe personalities drive most guys insane with lust

>>29777308
roasties on suicide watch

>>29777308
I'm wonder what it means to have AJ as a waifu.

>>29777308
More like most weeaboos

>>29777333
apples, it just means apples

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>>29777333
It means you have fucking supreme taste.

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>>29777333
asslovers anonymous

I don't wanna exercise today

I'm still sore and I wanna watch movies

>>29777333
pretty bad since she has the worst episodes

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>>29777350
my waifu is Rainbow Dash, is it the same for me?

>>29777363
I wanna watch Kung Fu Panda.

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>>29777369
Not even close.

>>29777371
2 is the best
I was thinking I'd finally watch the Alien movies or I'd skim /TV/ for something new

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>>29777377
rude

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>>29777363
sounds like you could use a pegasus trainer

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>>29777308
I'd all three of those mares. I'd even steal this one from her husbando.

>>29777382
It's clearly because loving Rainbow Dash is so much better.

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I drew horses

>>29777385
how does she get the whistle in her mouth

>>29777393
I bet they're all sluts

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>>29777382
You asked, I answered.

>>29777393
Those are very cute horses

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Filly get when

>>29777393
And they are cute horses. But why are they floating in a white void?

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>>29777386
i want to have a nice quiet 5-way nonsexual cuddle party with all of those moemares, just gently petting them, not saying anything as we do something quiet and peaceful like listen to music or watch anime, avoiding eye contact

heaven

>>29777405
I wish I had amnesia so I could fillyget your post

>>29777393
Those snootles are gonna get booped

>>29777380
Gary Oldman was a hell of a villain.

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>>29777238
Coco a qt.

>>29777408
>avoiding eye contact
i lost it

>>29777425
i know, that's the hottest part

>>29777425
well you don't want to get them preggers

>>29777429
WRONG

>>29777406
This isn't a print, it's a banner asset

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>>29777393
DULCE
U
L
C
E

A qt.

>>29777425
>>29777429
Now there's something I haven't seen in a while.

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This is a filly.

>>29777450
that filly likes puppies a bit too much

>>29777443
So why are they floating in a white void?

>>29777488
(You)

>>29777503
Hey thanks, senpai. That ones going up on the fridge.

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>>29777518

Requesting Twiggles and Glimmer as Marneus Calgar and Cato Sicarius

>>29777617
request denied

>>29777446

porn when?

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>>29777624
I'm afraid that's non-negotiable, heretic

The term is "Equestrian American."

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Fluttershy keeps doing this every time you walk by her

>>29777719
Yes I get it, you have no genitals. Stop being so smug about it.

>>29777719
would impregnate on the spot

>>29777741
I like to imagine Fluttershy has a pregnancy fetish.

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>>29777719
she wants belly rubs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfYI09OH-y0

Filly ate all the cookies.

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>>29777751
thats good because shes gonna be impregnated every year

Just saw a little froggy eat a beetle half its size

Good job little buddy
you better shit that somewhere else

Pony doesn't like it when you talk about her butt behind her back.

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>>29777785
but that's exactly where it is

>>29777753
>Willingly walking behind a horse pre coked for a kick.
Did she take his balls?

>>29777805
nice meme

>>29777645
For the horde!!!!

There's nothing wrong with pranking Fluttershy, in fact she deserves it.

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>>29777943

>tfw you remember the time you told Terse to get a fucking haircut irl

>>29777719
fuck

why do ponies have to make such sexy poses

makes me want to fuck them like the animals they are

Filly should have never trusted you.

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>>29777960
That's just how ponies are.

>>29777719
my horsefu would not commit such lewd acts

What's your opinion on the S6 premiere mlpg?

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>>29778002
if i ever saw a pony posing like that i really couldn't be held responsible for what happens next

i'm going to town on that ass like there's no tomorrow

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>>29778030
discord knows what i'm talking about

i bet he's fucked her into another dimension

>>29778030

Even the fillies?

>>29778022
spike and glimmer make a good team

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>>29778060
A grown man humping a little filly would be comical.

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>>29777450

Are you sure?

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>>29778060
Especially the fillies.

>>29778082

Joke on you, the little filly will hump your leg first to show who is the boss

Fillies can smell fear.

>>29778082
It won't be funny how hard I would pound the shit out of a slutty pony--filly, mare, colt, or stallion

I would go into a sex trance and unleash my raw feral beast mode fuck thrust power

Imagine a jackhammer

Somebody's pelvis is going to break

>>29778022
It's shit and the worst opener of the show.

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Are you guys going to PONE DND?

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>>29778140
Fillies are for gentle love.

>>29778156
Precisely why I wanted to ask. It's nearly at the bottom of >>29765385 below three of the EqG movies, so I was curious what the hate is concentrated on.

>>29778158
I'm more excited to see what kind of session logs /mlp/ and other places generate. Hopefully it'll find it's way into a nice recurring general thread. I'm still buying it to scan it when it comes out in the US though. Maybe I'll binder it up in page protectors afterwards in case I find a way to use it.

>>29778166
Sometimes, yes

Sometimes they are for picking up and unleashing all your pent up sexual energy like a savage fucking demon, so hard she can't walk the next day

>>29778158
I cast Magic Missile

>>29778178
>below EQG
pony purists btfo

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>>29778185

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>>29778158

Nahh but I am curious to see the system they worked out for it

>>29778178
It's about in its right place, really. There's just nothing to like about the episode.
The beginning is just boring exposition, the solution is a deus ex machina, it introduces one baby alicorn and in total two more ugly characters into the show, Celestia and Luna are once more completely useless and now even Twilight is as well, half the episodes is just Glimmer dealing with the crippling self doubt given to her by her shitty backstory, and the other half has nothing interesting happening in it anyway. Aside from the popcorn gag and Pinkie smashing McFlurry on the floor there isn't even anything really entertaining in it and also 0songs. I genuinely can't think of a thing to like about that episode. When the story is bullshit, the characters boring and you don't have any jokes or songs, that's when your episode truly is SAYS/Owl/28 Pranks tier.

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>>29778158
>he asks, as if we haven't been doing that shit for years now already

>>29778185
NO DONT!
>>29778213
What even was the crisis that needed resolving in that episode... there wasnt a villain.
I think I'm remembering. Wasn't it like, bad weather? That was the big scary threat.

>>29778224
The babby broke the heart, without the heart the magical bad weather kills everyone. The crisis was just figuring out what kind of superglue can put the heart back together.

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>>29778158
probably not but I did this anyway

>>29778288
He shoulda got her a stick.

>>29778311

No, rainbow want yellow

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>>29778328

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Human filly

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>>29778376
human and stallion

>>29778356

I propose this is the cutest Flutterface that Fluttershy has ever made

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>>29778376
The cutest.

>>29778288
I can't wait until this is done.

Why are the species seperated? Why dont we see more giffons or diamond dogs living in ponyville or canterlot?

Why dont we see more baby dragons around?

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ahhhhhhhhh

>>29778388
God

How would it even fit

>>29778456
Partially, and with lots of lube.

>>29778456
the magic of friendship

>>29778469
I suddenly want to see porn of this

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>>29778388
human and stallion and videocamera

>>29778488
unfortunately, most of the "stallion on human male" tag is actually human male on stallion

but there's this I guess: https://derpibooru.org/159226

also, Derpi's started doing their April fool's thing, so enjoy their garbage interface

>>29778499
my dick does not enjoy pranks

Pony wants to hold hooves in public.

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>>29778502
she says that now but she'll panic at the last moment

>>29778427
New technicolor horses soon fellow stalker.

>>29778501
https://derpibooru.org/settings > Display > Classic theme

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>>29778502

>>29778502
I want to hold pony in public

Pony wants to boop in public

>>29778531
I'm not getting arrested again

>>29778531
Boop wants to pony in public

>>29778488

https://derpibooru.org/851175

i have a hot new fantasy now

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>>29778502
What about public wpshh'ing?

>>29778608
Ponies actually have no feeling in their asses.

>>29778594
literally fuck me this is hot

https://derpibooru.org/1398785

this is exactly what i want to happen to me when i enter equestria, to be sexually used and humiliated by stiff equine cocks right in public

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>>29778617
this is blatant anti ass propaganda

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>It's me!
>Shithuman!

>>29778617
Get the fuck out of here with your facts.

>>29778619
>humiliated
anon no
the ponies are just really really friendly

and they enjoy seeing you enjoy yourself

and they enjoy enjoying you

>>29778625
Don't get me started about tail wraps!

>>29778619
is this your kink:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/340652/a-normal-date-in-futaquestria
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/367034/futaquestria-gaiden-a-position-on-celestias-staff

>>29778495
I want Sunset to film me as I do super gay stuff with stallions

Hey all. Anyone else hyped for season 7?

Wows. I'd hoped my Wired interview would give us the good press we'd need to thrive as a fandom, but I never thought we'd get as many seasons as Star Trek: The Next Generation!

>>29778625
I love how eraser can add such pleasing touches

>>29778667
Tail Wraps are in

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>>29778680
How about doing super gay stuff to Shimmers super gay horsecock?

>>29778697
...If you're a pony hooker

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>>29778697
I'd love to wrap a mare's tailwrap for them, they'd probably appreciate the help

>>29778677
Not futa necessarily, just being really subby to ponies, and especially being used sexually in public

I also have fantasies about being teased and abused by Diamond Tiara (not futa, just jailbait and the risk of getting caught as she relentlessly teases me secretly in public and holds me on the edge without letting me cum until I'm begging her for relief)

But being used and painfully anally abused by a big-dicked Mac or futa girl in public as ponies watch and I'm humiliated is super hot

>>29778687
First reply gets a short story based, loosely, on the reply.

>>29778687
Oh my god

We have four shitty movies that have nothing to do with the show, too

>>29778730
big dick stallions just want to cuddle

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>>29778705
>>29778710

Tail wraps are very difficult for non unicorns to do. Thats why only unicorns have had them in the show (Allie Way, Zesty Spice)

>>29778733
Star Trek: Voyager and Star Trek: Enterprise and Star Trek: Nemesis and Star Trek: Not Khanberbatch, No, Really.

Ups and downs of profitable fandoms. The Ferengi couldn't do a better job.

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>>29778725
I don't care for the humiliation aspect, but you'll probably enjoy that second link

>>29778761
that wrap is really in there

>>29778427
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>29778735
"Lily?" asked the huge tan stallion with rose-colored locks, "What kind of flowers did you say these were again?"

Lily looked down at the bright blue flowers he had been prepping for the bouquet. "I sourced them from a patch in the Everfree. Do you think they're why this happened?"

A huge Clyde of a pink horse rolled around on his back. "The horror! The horror!" he called out, shaking his bright green hair. "Hug me, girls!"

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>You will never be the pretty pony

>>29778824
maximum unf

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can I be an honorary crusader?

>>29778853
is this an abstract request to be unbirthed?

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>>29778830
Good. I would rather cum inside one.

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>>29778857
or titty vored

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>>29778862
SOMEONE SAID THE MAGIC WORD!

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>>29778886
woo

We're all joking about the sex with ponies/fillies thing right?

>>29778927
yeah
I just wanna cuddle

>>29778927
During great depression many people turned to eating out horses to survive.

>>29778927
April Fools Day niggy

Rainbow Dash is a good ponyAPRIL FOOLS

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>>29778964

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swiggity swooty
I'm putting it in the booty

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>>29778974
please dont put your wang into butts, its gross.

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>>29778964

>>29778984
the butt is the cleanest part of the pony

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>>29778984
What if I put my butt, INSIDE of her butt?

I don't want to marry FluttershyAPRIL FOOLS

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>>29778996
would your family come to the wedding?

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What kind of April Fools joke is this?

is it april fools

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>>29779065
noo

>>29778862
I bet she loses stuff in her cleavage all the time.

Poner ordered a peetzer for the two of you
With EXTRA pineapples and anchovies

>>29779163
>Scootaloo was never seen again

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>>29779164
So what you're saying is that pony ordered a pizza for herself, and only said it was for both of us once I found out.

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>>29779167

>>29779167
>the trio have a game to see who can sneak the most stuff in without Twist noticing

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>>29779180
you're a boob pony now

embrace it

>>29779189
please do not enbooben the fillies

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>>29779202
He cannot be stopped.

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>>29779202
but they enjoy it so much

>>29779189
>spend years in military training
>get put on boob duty

>>29779212
It beats tea party detail, though.

P is for Pink pone pie.

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>>29779226

>>29779218
says you

boob duty during a tea party is great

>>29779231
Tea Party detail is just standing outside the door while they're drinking tea.
Don't you watch the show?

>>29779241
there's also waitstaff

>>29779218
I dunno, you get boob sweat on you.

>>29779179
No, of course not
She knows how much you love those toppings and wanted to share

>>29779269
the blessed boobsweat of a princess will grant you life and youth

>>29779284
But it's grody. Sometimes milk even leaks out.

>>29779283
Villainous lies. Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.

>>29779298
Dash flying on a plane that's flying

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>>29779300
I've yet to find a pizza topping that I actually dislike. It's definitely not my preference but it still tastes good.

>>29779298
That's cute yo

>>29779308
Sardines are also too salty for pizza. They go better on crackers.

>>29779317
sardines are the only one I'm on the fence about. Good sardines taste great on pizza, bad ones taste like salty dog food

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>>29779212
>>29779218
>>29779231
>>29779284
>>29779295

I have been summoned

>>29779345
oh god send it back

>>29779345
oh god give me more

>>29779345
Isn't it weird to walk around with your husband between your tits?

>>29779345
hey, cool

>>29779354
no not really

>>29779354
They act as shock absorbers.

>>29779368
The ponies? But they are so small...

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>it's not just a PHASE anon

>>29779345
>Celestia and Luna have to take turns walking around with each other in their boobs

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>>29777220
Fuck off! Sunburst is cute.

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>>29779390

>>29779435
THIS IS HIGHLY IMPRACTICAL

>>29779435
>you will never get to lounge in between Celestia's bountiful breasts
I might as well kill myself now

>>29779435
look at that little poner go

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>>29779300
you shut your mouf

>>29779435
hahaha

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Apple Bloom is drunk on filly cider again

>>29779482
teach me how to make a cape like that

>>29779495
NO CAPES

>>29779496
no it's cool
it's made of bats
if it gets caught in anything it just means ground bats

>>29779435
gross

When can we expect the April's Fools from Discovery Family?
If they even bother to do anything, of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUSekVMt0Zk
Yes, that video was fan-made. DF did nothing that year.

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DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON

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I missed you guys
hello from the other side

>>29779607
keeping that portal to equestria knowledge all to yourself? understandable.

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>>29779572
I wish they would.

>>29779621
my favorite april fool's thing they did was when they came out with those fake promos for "new" shows

the outer space one looked badass

>>29779620
Well are you going to explain yourself?

>>29779636
she likes neapolitan ice cream but Twilight didn't have any so she grabbed one of each of the flavors but then she had an itch and started to rub her belly but she still had ice cream on her hoof and everything got sticky but she was too full of ice cream to care so she just went with it

>No april's fools today from Hiroshima
I mean, okay.

>>29779639
Sounds reasonable. Carry on.

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>>29779635
>the outer space one looked badass

Yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-DDF0q68kw
People even made some themes for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJHMkyT-CNg

Firefly/Bebop sci-fi is such an easy genre. You have to deliberately go out of your way to find a person who doesn't like it.

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>April 1st

Looks like it's International Take a Break from the Internet Day again.

How are you planning to spend your day avoiding lame "pranks"?

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>>29779686
Honestly I hated the show as a kid. When Cowboy Bebop came on Adult Swim I changed it to something else. I never really gave it a proper chance though, I guess I just disliked the cowboys in space genre. Which is weird cause I love it now.

>>29779693
I've already set up an elaborate series of pranks in your apartment

>>29779693
>How are you planning to spend your day avoiding lame "pranks"?
Not having friends helps a bunch.
That's a cute giraffepone

>>29779693
Mostly just play vidya, I guess. I still need to start my playthrough of the entire M&L series.

>>29779700
mario and luigi?
like all the originals?

>>29779718
Well almost all of them, I never got Paper Jam.

>>29779694
if anything I would call bebop lupin iii in space

>>29779742
What a gorgeous apple.

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>>29779745
You know how we could make her even prettier?

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>>29779746

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>>29779746
Trick question, you can't.

Let's let Rarity farm today.

>>29779751
Yeah. She can never not be ugly.

>>29779754
No no, anon.
You sow and plow Rarity.
You don't farm her.

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Pony woke up and remembered she dropped out of college and now she has to find a demeaning job !
Pony started drinking!

>>29779770
just be an intern and get experience at what you want to do, businesses love experience over degrees

You wouldn't prank a filly.

>>29779791
I'd prank a colt.

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>>29779791
but they are ripe for pranking

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>>29779799
But what if you make her cry?

>>29779805
prank her with love

>>29779799
I read that as "ripe for panking"

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>>29779772
>we'll pay you in experience!
Fuck those places. Especially when they're no-name companies.

>>29779813
I want to WPSHH that mom

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>>29779808
Yes
I love snekprincesses

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>>29779814
Knock yourself out.

Happy April Fillies Day!

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>Today is Edible Book Day

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>East Coast is already awake.
>No reports of April's Fools Day pranks from the show or the DF channel.

C'mon, guys.

>>29779854
Fucking hell, why would someone tarnish one of my favorite game series like this?

>>29779852
edible... books?

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>>29779856
Hello, /v/. I'm 'sorry' but there's almost no pony art of the series. Still better than Jak and Daxter which gets literal jack shit.

Also, it's now less than an hour and a half before /a/ explodes with Attack on Titan again.

>>29779859
Yeah. It's much less weird than it initially sounds.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_Book_Festival

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https://ponyclock.com/
OH GOD WE'RE GETTING A CELESTIA EPISODE IN A FORTNIGHT

Fillies are ugly.

Prove me wrong.

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Have no fear, pony is here.

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>>29779876
You're wrong.

>>29779876
*posts a filly*

>>29779874
Anon...

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>>29779878
I mussed her mane up good

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>>29779898
It has Celestia in it's title; it's a Celestia episode.

>>29779914

Anon, I'm so sorry.

Season 7 has been cancelled.

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>>29779914
I'll lend you the quarter, anon.

Season 1 has been retroactively cancelled.

Rarity is not a slut.

>>29779934
What was your favorite season NaN episode?

>>29779939

My favorite was episode -3.

>>29779939
[Object object]

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>>29779811
Pranking and panking go hand in hand

>>29779939
I personally love all seasons given by 10/n where n ∈ ℕ; n < 7.

Guys, try going to /m/ or /o/.

>>29779968
Yeah, I love season 1.6666...

>>29779971
Those are still fine for me.
I see /cock/, /fap/ and /can/ so far

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>>29779972
You'd never get to season 1.6 repeating. Check the notation again.

>>29779979
6 ∈ ℕ and 6 < 7, therefore 10/6 = 1.666... ∈ {10/n}

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>>>/fitlit/11259
Perfect.

>>29779984
It would define a set containing 10/0 which is not really legal under any normal notation therefore the set can't exist and 10/6 can't be a value in it.
At least that's how I intended it, anyway.