Dadonequus thread: Children of Chaos, sunrise cronicle eddition

>First green
Because Elo can't have it

>>29679264
Pinkie standing like a hooman is Ponkus Maximus!

>>29679275
Fek, anyways, here it goes!
“Yeah! You haven’t been in Canterlot, in ages bro!”
>Shining Armor let out a chuckle as he rubbed the back of his neck “Hah! Yeaaaah… sorry lil’ bro, but I have had a lot of work here, besides… you know… getting ready for a baby isn’t easy”
“Oh man! Speaking of which, how is cousin Cadence doing? When am I going to meet my new niece? Because lemme tell you bro, when she grows up, I want to teach her like, all the magic I know, and tell her all the crazy adventures that I have gotten myself into!”
>Shining Armor placed his hoof on his forehead and let out a heavy sigh “Oh man, not you too…” he then gave you an awkward smile “Doncha want the baby to be a lil’ bro? Somepony to play hoofball with and all that?”
>Sports? Nah, you weren’t a jock… heh, but you better put that in more… ah, polite terms.
“Nah, I’m not that big into sports, I mean… Moonlight and RD take care of giving me enough of that stuff every single morning… Besides, like 95% of my friends are girls, so I really don’t mind if I have a lil’ sis”
>”C’mon dude!” Shining Armor tone became more desperate for some reason “You gotta be on my team, you just gotta! Everypony keeps sayin’ that the baby is gonna be a girl… but I’m sure, ABSOLUTELY SURE, that is going to be a lil’ dude! I even bet a lot of bits with some of the guys that I’m gonna have a boy”
>You raised an eyebrow, taking a little step back
“Bro… how much did you bet?”
>After a brief pause, Shining Armor gave you a stoic look and replied with a monotonous “…Lots of bits”
>Okay… you knew that tone, you knew that look, this was the expression of a man who refuses to accept that he will lose big time… but c’mon, it’s Shining Armor, this dude is super chivalrous, you’re sure that he didn’t made that bet without Cadence knowing and approving of it… but just to be sure, you better ask
“Does cousin Cadence knows about this?”

>>29679283
>Shining Armor groaned and replied with annoyance ”Oh c’mon! Why did you become Twily all of the sudden?!” he then took a deep breath and regained some of his composure “Let’s just drop the subject and never mention it in front of Cadence, alright lil’ bro?”
>… This guy is going to sleep on the couch for the next couple years… you feel bad for him, sure, buuuut…. you simply couldn’t resist giving him a little smug smirk
“Sure bro… it’s just that I think that cousin Cadence would like to know that you are going to lose enough bits to buy one of the Haywaiian islands”
>A scrunched face was Shining Armor’s first replay, followed by an angered ”That’s not gonna happen because the baby it’s gonna be a boy!” he then placed his hoof on his forehead and grumbled “Sheesh! Princess Celestia might not be here, but you sure as heck make it feel like she is”
>D’awwww! You will take that as a compliment
“What do you want me to say? Gotta show that I’m her son”
>Shining Armor’s face became stern, changing his tone for a much more serious one ”Which is good, considering what we are dealing with” Oh yeah… the changelings…
>Awwww, dang… seems like this nice little moment wasn’t to last
“So you guys already got the letter, huh?”
>”Yup…” he nodded “About an hour ago, and lemme guess…” Shining Armor looked at Eris and Aegia “You came with those two, right?”
“Yuuuup! The best of the best that there is”
>Shining Armor straightened his helmet as he eyed at your group ”Hmmmm… so that’s Discord’s daughter, huh? Gotta admit, she’s more beautiful than what the reports says, and the other… What?” He narrowed his eyes and growled “Lil’ bro… What is that secret service pony doing here?”
>Why did he react that way? Why would he- Ooooooh! That’s right! Moonlight once told you that the royal guard and the secret service weren’t on the best of terms…
“Errr… well…”

>>29679285
>Before you could explain to Shining Armor that there was nothing to worry about and that the grudge between the two divisions was the stupidest thing that you have ever seen next to the equestrian glyph system and Twilight’s equations, Eris and Aegia walked towards you.
>”Oh! Captain Armor! It is so nice to see you again!” Aegia exclaimed with fake joy and an emotionless expression
>”So this is the captain? Hmm-hmm-hmm! Not bad! Not bad at all…” Eris said with a sultry smile “I just hope that he doesn’t turn to be like those two weirdos that would be… a disappointment to say the least”
>”Oh Mademoiselle Eris!” Aegia giggled “You are looking at ze intellectual auzor of zat insult known as ze “battle of ze bands””
>”Eewwww! So this guy is the emperor of dorks!” Eris crossed her arms and rolled her eyes “Dude, this place is a serious letdown”
>Oh boy… here we go…
> Just like you expected, Shining Armor angrily barked at them ”Hey! You guys don’t know anything! I did that awesome gig to boost the morale of my guys! That is something important that you two would know if you ever read a book about leadership! Speaking of which…” Shining Armor turned to you and whispered “Later today, me and the guys are having an Ogres n’ Oubliettes tournament, wanna join us and have the ADVENTURE of your life?”
>Ogres and oubliettes? You think that Cherrywood mentioned that game once… yeah… it was like… more or less, when you started working on the drone…. she said that game is what hyper nerds use to kill time by pretending that they are knights and stuff…
>She went on a huge rant about how that game was the worst thing that happened to the study of monsters and the supernatural since it makes everything a silly cartoon, that every monster is a bad guy and act like idiots when there are a lot of intelligent and friendly monsters out there…

>>29679292
>Yeah… you liked fantasy and sci-fi a lot, but based on what Cherrywood told you… that game was a bit too much, even for you…
“Eeeeh… Thanks but, I think that I’ll stick to crush the changelings’ plans…”
>Luckily, Shining Armor just shrugged off your response “Your loss, lil’ bro…” he then looked at Aegia and narrowed his eyes “But seriously bro, please tell me what a secret service pony is doing here. I really don’t trust those guys one bit”
>…Gosh darn it, bro…
>Aegia rolled her eyes and gently shook her head ”Captain Armor, I zink zat I will join Mademoiselle Eris in her disappointment. I know zat you have a busy schedule, but I can’t believe zat you don’t know zat I’m ze prince’s new guarde du corps”
>Shining Armor gasped and replied with a shocked “WHAT?! Since when?! What happened to Moonlight?! Why isn’t she Anon’s bodyguard anymore?!”
>You think that you will join the disappointment club… because knowing your mom, she surely sent a letter to both Twilight and Cadence to let them know about that new…
>But Aegia looked like it was getting more and more annoyed… well, maybe… she still had her emotionless expression ”Oh, Captain Armor! I absolutely agree zat ze General is a very capable and dynamic pony. But you can’t seriously expect zat she will be able to handle ze command of ze Royal and Night Guard, be Princess Luna guarde du corps and fulfill her role as a single mozer while she’s also busy taking care of ze prince’s safety. She already does enough by training him every single morning. It is just natural zat ze Princesses would assign anozer capable pony for ze job of protecting zeir only child while zey are busy”
>Shining Armor groaned ”Yeah, yeah I get that, but c’mon! Why give the job to a pony from the secret service instead of somepony from the Royal Guard?!”

>>29679294
>”Because zere is nopony else in ze entire equestrian forces zat has a curriculum as good as I. It’s as simple as zat. Ze Princesses looked for ze best candidate and that was me. Besides…” Aegia walked to you and gave you a pat on the head “Me and ze young prince became friends during ze chaos carnival, zat is always a plus for zis kind of job”
>…. Gosh darn it, Shining… eeeegh, you better say something before you lose your cool…
“Yeah, look bro, I know that you’re worried for me, especially with the mess that we have right now, but… just chill out will ya? Aegia is super good at her job and we’re good friends. There’s no reason for you to act this way, let’s… let’s just drop this on focus on what matters, right now alright?”
>Shining Armor kept a few moments of silence before sighing and replying with a defeated tone “Fiiiiine! Just for you lil’ bro I will drop this… Besides, I don’t want to keep Cadence waiting and worry her more than what she is already…” Man… he was as stubborn as his sister…
>But at least he was polite enough as to escort you to the castle’s entrance
>But Aegia quickly called him before he could get inside the castle ”Actually Captain Armor, why don’t you tell moi where ze barracks are?”
>Shining Armor raised an eyebrow, asking with caution and distrust “What? Why?”
>”I know zat is rude to decline an invitation from royalty, but I zink zat it would be a much better idea if I borrow some equipment for our mission while ze young prince and Mademoiselle Eris meets ze Princess, after all when it comes to ze changelings, we cannot waste any time” You have to give it to Aegia, she really remained as calm as possible even when your bro Shining was acting like a knucklehead

>>29679298
>”Hmmmm…” Shining Armor rubbed the back of his head and closed his eyes as he thought hard about Aegia’s plan. He then let out a tired sigh and nodded “Very well, the barracks are this way. Wait, before I forget…” The white stallion looked at you and chuckled “Sorry for not taking you to Cadence myself lil’ bro, but if you just take the stairs, go to the second floor, then go right, go down the hallway, turn left and then walk all the way until you see a big set of pink doors you will be fine”
>…Yeah… that would be for the best…
“A’ight bro! And don’t worry, we’ll be fine!”
>”Coolio!” Shining Armor smiled, but that quickly disappeared the moment he looked back at Aegia “And you, follow me and don’t cause any trouble” he then walked down a street… why were the barracks away from the castle? Moonlight always told you that a castle should always have plenty of guards ready to defend it at any moment
>Aegia offered him a gentle smile ”I wouldn’t dream to do such zing, Captain Armor…” When she was sure that no one could hear her, Aegia then turned to you and whispered “You better keep your eyes open Mon Petit. Analyze ze behavior of every crystal guard and castle staff. Look for any anomaly zat could tell us if ze changelings have already infiltrated ze Crystal Empire, and above everyzing, take care of yourself. I don’t get paid if you get harmed, and if zat happens, zen I will get very angry wiz you, understand?”
>You gulped and immediately gave her a military salute
“Yes, ma’am Aegia! I understand, ma’am Aegia!”
>Aegia patted your head, giggling “Good, it always warms my heart when we understand each ozer, as for you…” Aegia looked at Eris “If you feel any kind of magic like ze one you sensed at ze prison, do not hesitate on using your magic on zem. Capturing any potential spy comes before zan etiquette and restraint”

>>29679302
>Eris gave Aegia an almost malicious grin as she confidently said ”Oh, I know that veeeery well, so don’t worry, if I detect any bug…” As she traced as small circle with one of her paw’s claws, some snow started to fall on you “I will freeze their little plan right there”
“Aaaaah! Cold! Cold! COLD!”
>”Good, good… Since I don’t have anyzing to worry about, I will take my leave before zat stallion starts zinking zat I came here just to sabotage his little concert…” Aegia rolled her eyes before leaving Eris and you alone.
>”Well dork… I guess that’s our cue” Eris sighed “I just hope that this Cadence doesn’t turn out to be like the idiot of her husband… because I swear that if she’s anything like him, then I’m going to turn this city into a gigantic ice cream cone and blame you for it”
“Oh yeah, because I can totally do that, right? Anyways, don’t be so negative. Shining Armor was just… worried, and Cadence is cool, I mean, she’s the Princess of love and all that”
>Well… for the most part, she really acted like a witch the first time you met her… but better not tell that to Eris, she was already on the verge of turning this place into Chaos land.
>”If there’s something that I have learned during my life in Ponyville, is that those titles are a sham. That Twilight is supposed to be the…” Eris made a quotation marks with her paw and talons “”Princess of Friendship” and she’s the most stubborn and paranoid pony that I’ve ever seen, kinda like Captain Boy band, now that I think about it…”
“That’s probably because Shining Armor and Twilight are siblings. But seriously Eris, chill out will ya? They are not our enemy”
>Eris snickered as she started to hover above you ”I suppose that both have stupid genes then… bleh, and to think that I got my hopes up about this place… come on dork, I don’t want to waste any more time in this frozen dumpster” and with that, she zapped to the entrance of the crystal empire’s castle

>>29679304
>But before you follow her…. You feel like you need to take one last glance at the crystal heart as Shining Armor called it.
>And that was mostly because you really don’t know why this artifact made you feel so much inner peace, why it warmed your heart in such way… why you felt so connected to the crystal heart…
>But you couldn’t be here forever, could you? so after you said your “goodbyes” to the crystal heart, Eris and you entered the castle… and man… it was even more beautiful on the inside… but the security was worse than Canterlot’s castle, seriously, you love your bro but he is in dire need of some advice from Moonlight
>Like, yeah there were guards stationed here and there, but there were so few that you wondered why the bothered.
>Not only that but all of them just stayed there like statues, and if there were guards doing actual patrols, you couldn’t see them… you are starting to realize why Aegia had the crystal guard in such a low concept
>But hey, at least they let you and Eris to walk around the castle as you pleased… which in reality, that was a serious security flaw… but let’s give the benefit of the doubt, shall we?
>Hmmmm… maybe… Maybe Cadence and Shining Armor told them that you were coming and that is why no one bothered to stop you… you honestly hoped that was the case… for Cadence and your niece’s sake
>If you had to compliment something though, was that the castle was truly something else. The walls looked and felt like they were made out of real diamonds, and every room and every hallway was decorated spectacularly with banners and paintings that depicted the Empire’s history and the love that the crystal ponies had for both Cadence and Shining Armor and…

>>29679306
>W-Wait a minute… why does Spike appear in some of the banners? Not only that, why is he portrayed like if he was some sort of grandiose hero? Oh heavens… now that you remember, he was also depicted in one of the stained glasses that were placed in Canterlot castle’s throne room…
>No… you refused to accept that the purple cuck was actually a brave hero… but every single thing that you have seen proves that this hypothesis is correct… no… Noooooooooooo! THAT PURPLE LIZARD SAVED THE EMPIRE! You don’t know why, you don’t know how, but every single piece of evidence points at that…
>SCREW YOU SPIKE! YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A LITTLE KEK! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>Before you started burning down every single banner that depicted spike the great cuck, Eris hovered to your side, speaking with an annoyed tone ”I dunno why you got so angry all of the sudden, but keep yourself together, alright dork? I already told you that I don’t want to stay here any longer than necessary”
>You did your very best to regain your composure… Eris was right… time was essential, so after a few series of that breathing technique that Twilight taught you, you somewhat managed to quell your anger
“Yeah… yeah… I’ll get Spike another time…”
>”Spike? You mean Twilight’s pet guy? What about hi- OOOOOOOh!” Eris giggled at first… then she started laughing out loud “I see! So the little dork is jealous that Spike is famous over here! AHAHAHAHAHA! That’s rich!”
>…And just like that, your anger came back at full force… but you weren’t going to give Eris the satisfaction of seeing it
“I am not jealous of that little salamander…”
>”Hah! You can deny it all you want dork! But I know you better than almost anypony…” Eris gently placed her talon under your chin as she raised your head “you are jealous that the lil’ Spike has more recognition than the oh-so-mighty prince of harmony.”

>>29679310
>You slapped Eris’ talon away and walked past her… huh, why there were no guards in this hallway?
“Pffft, I mean c’mon! Why would I be jealous of that lizard? I’m intelligent, handsome and like, super good at magic! Plus, I’m a prince! Royalty can’t get jealous! Heck, I even came up the perfect plan to deal with one of the most dangerous threats in Equestria’s history while that guy is stuck in taking out Miss Rarity’s garbage! Nu-uh, there’s no way that I can be jealous of him”
>In a swift move, Eris placed herself in front of you again “And yet…” She said with a teasing smile “That guy has a fairly big statue made after him and is revered like a super hero while you, my little dork, have absolutely nothing like that.”
>A statue… made after that cuck? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! Eris now was lying to get on your nerves
“Oh, really? If that statue was so big, then how come that I never saw it?”
>Eris rolled her eyes and chuckled “Because you were busy watching houses and little birds and trailing off like you always do. Seriously, we even passed the statue on our way here”
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“THAT IDIOT HAS A STATUE! But whyyyyyyyyy?!”
>Eris calmly shrugged ”Beats me…” she then teasingly patted your head as she wiggled her eyebrows “But I guess that mopping floors and taking out the garbage all day beats being a prince, eh dork?”
>A guard that happened to pass by approached you. Yeah… so they make patrols here or the guy was on his way for band practice? ”Actually, the brave and glorious Spike helped a great deal in defeating King Sombra and preventing that we became his slaves again. We shall always be grateful for his heroism”
>The brave and glorious Spike? The brave and glorious Spike?! THE BRAVE AND GLORIOUS SPIKE?!
>ASIJDIJASDIJNASJNDONASDONNASD
>”Is… is the prince okay? Should I call a nurse or some-“

>>29679311
>”He’s fine, it’s just that the little prince has been under a lot of stress lately, you know, royalty stuff and all that. Ah-ny-ways, thanks for the info, cute boy…” Eris said as she gently rubbed the guard’s cheek
>The guard blushed at Eris’ touch, but tried to hide it by giving her a military salute “I-I-It was my pleasure, madam. It is our work as guards to help everypony the best way we can!”
>”Oh, that’s soooo nice to hear…” Okay… Eris just cranked her seductive tone to 11 “Maybe we could do something later… just the two of us”
>The poor guard gulped and let out a nervous laugh “R-Really?”
>”Maybe, maybe not...” Eris calmly… and sexily shrugged “it all depends if you are willing to do me another favor, cute boy…”
>The stallion really felt for Eris’ shenanigans… who can blame him… she’s honestly THAT hot ”S-Sure! Juuust ask me anything!”
>”Oh! You like to please… I like it, tee-hee!” Eris then gently scratched the guard’s chin, making him put a goofy smile “Very well… you see, I’m in a big trouble… I’m sooooo thirsty and chaos magic water tastes just awful, soooo I was thinking if you could bring me a glass of the most pure and fresh water? Pretty please?”
>The guard nodded and stood proud as he gave Eris a military salute ”A-At your order ma’am! I’ll even make the other guards to look for it!”
>”I’ll look forward to it... and maybe you can treat me for dinner later…” …” Eris winked at the guard, whose face was now redder than a dying star
>”I-I’ll be right back!” And with that, the guard disappeared in a cloud of dust… poor guy… if only he knew that he just got scammed…
“Eris… what… was that?”
>”Oh, nothing…” Eris rolled her eyes and waved her paw dismissively “I just wanted that guy to stop bothering us, with that said…. Pffft! Ah hah hah hah! I can’t believe how easy it was to fool that nerd! But then again, how could a mere loser like him resist somepony like me…” dang… Eris can get pretty evil at times…

>>29679315
>”Sooooo!” Eris poked your belly and wiggled her eyebrows “The brave and glorious Spike, huh?”
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- Okay you know what?! Screw this!
“You know what?! Fine! If that idiot got a statue for dusting a couple drawers, then I don’t care! I don’t care anymore! I’m still more awesome than what he could ever be!”
>Eris raised an eyebrow and gave you a sultry grin ”Tee-hee! And even with all that, you are still jealous”
“I’M NOT JEALOUS!”
>You angrily marched towards Cadence’s room… sheesh that was rich! You being jealous of that little cuck, HAH! If anything, he should be jealous for how awesome you are
>”Whatever you say, my dear “little brother” Tee-hee!” Eris giggled one last time before joining you
>After a few minutes of walking in silence, Eris finally spoke up again “Hey dork…”
“For the last time Eris, I’m not jealous of Spike…”
>”Yes, you are, but that wasn’t what I wanted to say…” Hmmm… Why was Eris speaking with that… seductive tone?
>Whatever, you better be cautious… you don’t want to fall for another one of her teases.
“Then what?”
>”I was just thinking… I don’t like the Crystal Empire, and you can lie to yourself all you want, but after seeing who their favorite hero is, it’s clear that you don’t like it either, soooo” Eris hovered above you and said with excitement “What do you say if we ditch these lame weirdos and look for Thorax on our own? I mean, with your brains and my chaos magic, it can’t possibly be that hard, right?”
“C’mon Eris, we can’t do that and you know it. It would be very stupid from our part if we go after Thorax without any kind of backup.”
>”Pfffft! Pleaaase!” Eris waved her paw in front of you in a proud manner “Reality-bending powers, remember? All I gotta do when we find that Thorax is to trace a circle with my beautiful paw and our bug fugitive will be brought to justice… CHAOS JUSTICE!”

>>29679319
>You slapped your face and let out a groan in annoyance
“Eris… seriously… leave the planning and scheming to me. We don’t want to harm Thorax, based on what Scrappy told me, the guy isn’t evil at all, so we must find him before the changelings do. I’m not going to turn down anyone who seeks friendship and harmony, with that said… we don’t know what’s out there, we don’t know if we will find any changeling that might be looking for him, and we don’t know if the changelings of this dimension can nullify magic like Chrysalis’ throne can, so we need all the help we can get”
>”Egh… it was just a suggestion, you know? No need to get all prince-y on me and- Hey!” Eris stopped on her tracks and pointed at a set of pink doors with a big heart engraved on the center “We finally arrived”
“Seems like it…”
>You walked towards the pink doors, but before you could knock, a familiar voice called you from the other side “No need to knock Anon, I was already expecting you…”
>You and Eris looked at each other, completely surprised by that perfect timing… but ultimately both shrugged it off and stepped into the room.
>And holy crackers! The room was huuuuge! The walls were the same as the rest of the castle, but this crimson carpet was so thick and comfortable that you just wanted to take a nap on it. And to add to this, every single piece of furniture in the room had this vintage style while being super classy and elegant at the same time, just like you like them.
>And dude, it had a balcony too! Why does everyone has a balcony except for you? It honestly made you a little jealous, especially because this one had such a fantastic view of the Crystal Empire and the mountains that surrounded it… you only had a view to the royal guard’s training grounds…

>>29679323
> And comfortably resting on a bench in the balcony drinking some tea as she enjoyed the view, was your cousin Cadance who when she saw you, couldn’t help but to smile and wave at you to come closer “Hi there Anon, I’m so happy to see you again, why don’t you come here and tell what did you think of the Crystal Empire?”
>Of course, you didn’t need more. You immediately ran to meet her
“Cadence! Cadence! This place is beautiful! I can’t believe that the whole empire is made out of crystals! I was like, WOW! But then I saw the crystal heart and felt all sorts of warm and fuzzy feelings when I touched it. B-But tell me, how have you been? How is my niece doing? And… ehhh… how did you know that I was about to knock on the door?”
>”Woah! That’s a lot of questions” Cadence giggled, she didn’t get up of course, she can’t move much right now, but nonetheless, she stretched her right front leg booped your muzzle “I’m really happy that you like the empire, and given what your cutie mark entails and how much love there’s inside you, I just knew that you would have a special bond with the crystal heart. As for your questions…”
>Cadence looked at her belly with a motherly smile and said with a soft voice “Me and the baby are doing great, and just be patient, it won’t take much longer for you to meet her” Cadence closed her eyes a happy smile was drawn on her face “I’m so sure that the two of you will be great friends and I also know in my heart that you will be a great big brother to her…”
>You giggled as Cadence gently rustled your mane with her hoof… wait… she just said that you have a lot of love inside you… and if you remember correctly, Cadence can sense the love that emanates from every single pony

>>29679329
“So, is that how you knew that I was there? You sensed the love that I have?”
>”Yup! And let me tell you Anon, you have so much love inside your little body that I actually knew that you had arrived since before you entered the castle grounds, which… actually brings us to our next topic…” Cadence sighed, her expression becoming sad and grim
“The changelings, right? C’mon Cadence, there’s no need to be so depressed about it. I swear that we are gonna beat them so hard and so efficiently that they won’t even know what happened”
>With an awry smile on her face, Cadence slowly nodded “Yeah… I hope, it’s just that… I wish that I could see my family when Equestria is safe from any danger…”
>Before you could say anything, Eris popped up in front of you and Cadence ”Hah! As the dork said, there’s no need for you to ruin that pretty face, there’s no way that those guys can stand a chance against my chaos magic…” she then gave a reassuring smile to Cadence “And after we deal with our infestation problem, we are throwing a party for the ages!”
>Cadence raised an eyebrow and looked at Eris with a subtle hint of smugness “Ah, so you must be Discord’s daughter… Eris, right?”
>”In the flesh!” Eris nodded proudly
>”I have heard lot about you, and based on Twilight’s and Princess Celestia’s letters, you share your father’s passion for chaos”
>”Of course I do! Chaos is my game!”
>”Well, I also know that you and Twilight aren’t on the best terms, buuuut” Cadence looked at every direction before whispering “Don’t tell this to anypony, but that prank that you did last month, you know… the one with the pies and Twilight’s books… I still laugh from time to time when I think about that…”

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>>29679334
>”Oh?” Eris leaned closer to Cadence, seems like your cousin already got Eris’ curiosity “Reaaaally?”
>”Mmhm!” Cadence nodded and leaned a bit forward “And I also knew that you were supposed to be very beautiful, but now that I finally met you, I gotta admit… I just LOVE your mane style! What do you do to keep it like that? You just have to tell me your secret!”
>”You know…” a toothy grin was drawn in Eris’ face “I think that you and I are going to get along, juuuuust fine!”

And that's it for tonight, folks! I worked really hard on this one, so please, please give all of those delicious (You)'s

>>29679339
I like Eris's interactions with Cadence a lot more than anon's interactions with shining

>>29679339
I like your story keep posting friendo

>>29680073
Goddamit anon

>>29679339
Eris is kind of a bitch

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>>29679339
yaay!

The dude bro D&D--or, well; O&O--band battling shiny Shining coming out full faggot was amusing, good take on his character. Bring him out any time you want, man.

Anon still furious at the betrayal of his Never Ending Story companion twisted into a foul little purple kick in the dick and tossed so far from his star eyed expectations that he can't even express himself. Glorious.

>>29681064
>Eris is kind of a bitch
Isn't that the point? She was a sub-average girl in her looks who learned to get attention by being a jack ass and following around her douche bag friend, PhD, all the way into a dead end security personal job. And now she's followed him across dimensions as an exotic beauty possess of DOS attacking ability against physics itself.

Is it any surprise she kept her personality while also letting it all go to her head?

That isn't to say she's a bitch. She's not a bitch, no not at all. She's a turbo level ultra bitch to out bitch any common bitch who might dare contest the high perch of her bitching self.

>>29679359
Yeah I can agree with this but its because I think that elo's eris and erf's chrysi are the best characters of the thread

Voop

Where is everybody?

>>29683268
Living the dream... Sucking horsecocks.

>>29683268
boop, gonna write my shit

>>29683285
I'm jealous

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>>29683268
>Where is everybody?
Probably depressed that Erf abandon his firm morals and sided with the Eggs.

As to myself Just got back from making muh munny, and now am avoiding toying with X-server 1.12.4-r7 on my suicide wood laptop. He a gud boy, he dun boot gud an goin places. Den, gcc shot him ded! Oh de humanities!

>>29683344
>boop, gonna write my shit
Excellent!

Here, take a Sunset for the road.

>>29683268
Got super duper drunk last night and got to work late and just stopped working trying to catch up.

>>29683977
Shimfag youre a pretty cool guy. Never change

>>29679339
I wonder if Eris is going to cuck Twilight out of the Cadence's sister title

FUCK YOU GUMBAAAAALL

>>29684636
Why did he dissapeared again?

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>>29679264
>alicorn Sunset

Goodnight folks

Fuk u guys

Goddamn you fuckers, dont let the thread die

>>29685434
>tfw no erf

>>29687190
erf

is

KILL

>>29687288
:'(

>>29687563
Don't know how invigorating my posts are, but I'll try

>You just laid there. No real feeling or emotion going through you. Just silence, as you stared up into the slowly brightening sky.
>The sun got as high as noon before your emotions caught up with you. Yes, this was great, getting a second chance at life. Yes, you were beyond thankful for it. And yes, you did believe, at least a little, that KK actually wanted the best for you. Now, that would all be just PEACHY to you, if you weren't currently blinded by all of this UNYIELDING RAGE!
“FUCK!!!”
>Quickly flipping onto your feet, and pulling a full out sprint to the top of the hill, you reel up without stopping, and punch the tree with every bit of strength that you could muster.
>Thanks to that rest giving you more energy, and the fact that your fists were now hard hooves, you actually punch through the thing completely, taking a small chunk of wood out of its side, as well as draining you of your excess energy.
>Landing on all fours on the other side of the tree, you try to internally calm down, but there was nothing that could stop your rampage at this point.
“How could could she possibly do that?! I threw my fastest punch, and she DODGED the damn thing! Not only that, but she knocked me on my ass by smacking me with her hair and blowing some air on me. FUCKING AIR!!! And on top of that, she's a girl! How could I let myself get smacked down so easily by a girl!?”
>A girl with crazy ass magical powers, but a girl nonetheless.
>You were breathing heavily now, but, due to the sudden energy loss catching up to you, actually manage to calm down a bit. Enough so, to let you think coherently for a moment. You let out a sigh and focus.
“Whatever. I'll just get her later.”
>There was no point in you bitching about something that you couldn't change.
>By no means did that mean that you've given up, just waiting for an opportune time to strike.

>>29688012
>You do your best to stomp and shake all of the anger out of you as you move back to the door, still plainly sitting where you left it. Maybe moving on with your new life will help you forget about this little incident.
>Entering the door-portal-thingy, you end up right where you expected to, in between the two wall-chairs in Discord’s screwy living room. Unlike when you left though, there was a blatant change to the decor of the room, that being the horrible wallpaper.
>Instead of the soothing, shifting green that the walls were when you last saw them, they were replaced by plain white with a decorative pattern of Discord’s face smiling happier than ever on every wall. Very unsettling.
>And of course, on his couch, legs crossed with a newspaper in hand, sat Discord himself. His face was currently obscured by the newspaper that he was reading, which depicted silhouette figures made out of words all around the pages. Some of said figures you recognized, others you couldn't even fathom what they were supposed to be.
>Also a thing to note, now that you're standing here after being in the steady air of the field, you could feel the air shifting around in the room. Not that you were in the mood to note anything, but it couldn't be helped.
>You reach back and carefully pull the door closed, making it give off a satisfying click, to which Discord’s attention was drawn away from his reading. He peered over the top of his paper before pulling it away from his face completely, revealing the smile on his face. While seeing him happy would, in most circumstances, probably be good for you, that smile was FAR too happy for your comfort.
>”Ah, Anais! There you are, I've been waiting all day for you!”
>Discord takes the paper he was holding, rolls it up, and eats it in one, gigantic bite.
>Figures that he wouldn't remember your name. Whatever, maybe this is a good time to take KK’s advice. New life, new name you guess.
“It's Anon.”

>>29688018
>Discord rolls his eyes “Right, right, whatever you said.” But he immediately perks up “Anywho, we have a very busy day ahead of us, so we'll need to get started right away!”
>He holds up his arm and looks at the extraordinary oversized watch that suddenly appeared on his wrist.
>Busy day? What?
“Hold up, why are you so happy and what do you mean by ‘busy day’?”
>He chuckles before floating down from his ceiling couch and landing softly in front of you.
>”Weeeelllll, while you were away, I had the most wonderful nap in ages, and during that nap I had a dream that I was turned into a black lamb.”
>Discord slowly starts growing black wool all over his body as he talks.
>”And while I was busy admiring how soft my wool was, a large bear with stag horns, a giraffe head, and a water hose for a tail scooped me up and put me into a chair at a table made of fabric that was on fire.”
>As he speaks, the various things he was describing appear in front of you, including the fabric table that was on fire, which you were magically seated at somehow, watching Discord and the admittedly stupid looking creature on either side of you. At this point Discord’s wool had stopped growing, now doubling his body size in a ridiculous proportion.
>”Then the buck-giraffe-hose-bear said to me, he said,”
>The bear thing talks out in a super high pitched voice, way too high for something of its stature, and finishes Discord’s sentence.
>”I love your black wool, it looks to soft!”
>”Oh my! I'm not sure what to say.” Discord says in a fake feminine voice as he fans his face with his paw.
>The bear thing looked quite shocked by Discord’s statement.
>”I didn't mean to offend you.” The giraffe-bear exclaimed, apparently trying to make up for what he said for some reason.
>Discord waves it off as if it was nothing.
>”Oh, no, you're fine! I'm just feeling a little SHEEPISH today.”

>>29688018
Get out.

>>29688026
>When he says this, the items that he conjured around you dissipate slowly, and Discord crumbles to the ground, laughing so hard that tears are streaming upwards from his eyes.
“...”
>Discord clutches his stomach, laughing so hard that his eyes actually pop out of his head and roll around him like a pair of marbles.
“......”
>His eyes grow arms and legs, clutching at their stomachs and still streaming water from them.
>”Hahaha! I f-forgot how funny t-that dream was!” He stammered over his words in laughter.
>deadinside.jpeg
“Yeah…….sure…look, how does this relate to anything at all?”
>Discord’s laughter slowly subsides as he stands, grabs his eyes, plops them back into his head, and wipes away one last tear.
>”Ah yes. I nearly forgot my point! Well, anyways, after that hilarious dream, I woke up and started thinking about ways for me to escape this infernal contract.”
>He snaps his talons, making said contract appear in front of him, and open up so that he could read it. He pulls out an outrageously small pair of glasses, managing to squeeze them over his eyes.
“So, did you find anything to get out of it?”
>You skip over the comment you were about to make about how everyone here is crazy, in favor of taking what Discord just said into consideration.
>You have no idea how contracts work at all, but KK did say that if you didn't follow the contract, you'd be sent back, so maybe the same thing would happen if Discord didn't follow it.
>”Unfortunately, no. I’ve read it 12 times, and it would appear that the only way for me to get out is with KK’s say so. Which means that we're going to be stuck together for a good while.”
>He seemed a bit somber while saying that, but quickly brightens up as he snaps the stack of papers away.

>>29687288
i'm not kill. But i will be salty if the net isn't connected when i get home. I paid my share of the net already. so it better be fucking on.

>>29688051
I was actually wondering where the fuck you had gotten

>>29688051
>Discord glares at you with the burning anger of a thousand suns. Well, it was more like the force of ten suns, but nevertheless, he was angry enough for the faces in the wallpaper to gain an expression that matched his own.
>”What do you get from it? How about I don't feed you to a giant cobra for breakfast?” A flash of red surges into his eyes for a moment.
>Your cheeky smirk instantly falls. Maybe you didn't think this through very much.
>You try to take a step back, but only succeed at running into Discord’s body, still circling you, the room you have to move becoming smaller by the second.
“Y-You wouldn't do that.” You manage to force out of your mouth with a nervous chuckle “You'd b-be breaking the contract. Y'know, the one that says you have to treat me like your son.”
>It did say that, didn't it? Shit, you couldn't really remember.
>With a poof, the aforementioned neatly stacked papers appear in Discord’s outstretched talon, an evil smile growing on his face.
>”Oh! You mean THIS contract?” He inquires, as he taps its center with his paw, causing a ripple of fire to spread to the edges before the whole thing crumbles into a pile of grey ash.
>You stare at the pile on the floor and gulp.
>Ok, maybe you should consider your next move carefully. On one hand, you could take the safe route, just agree to do what he says, and live semi-happily ever after. But on the other hand, you could call his bluff, get something and live more happily ever after.
>In all honesty you liked the idea of no chance of getting fed to a giant snake, but that way sounded boring and the other way just sounded like so much fun… Agh! You mentally slap yourself. No, bad Anon! That attitude is what got you here in the first place! Stealing stuff doesn't work for you, lying doesn't work for you, and gambling DEFINITELY doesn't work for you.
>...
>.........but...fun…..
>...
>......
>Eh, fuck it.

>>29688271
“Do it, you won't!” You strengthen your stance as you speak more boldly.
>If you were gonna live in this world, you would live it the way you wanted, or at least without this guy absolutely pushing you around. KK did that already, and you wouldn't be having it again. You didn't let it happen on Tetra and you wouldn't let it happen here. And it might be fun as a bonus. Still, that did nothing to stop your incessant shaking under his threat of death by snake.
>Discord’s sick grin just grows wider.
>”Are you sure about that?”
>He raises his talon, preparing to snap at any moment.
>You shut your eyes tightly and shake your head up and down.
>”Fine.” You heard Discord mumble. At that moment a loud snap fills the air, followed instantly by a poof sound. Then silence.
>You stand stiff, waiting for you impending doom, but nothing happens.
>After a few seconds of absolutely nothing, you muster up enough courage to open your eyes. When you do, the sight before you was quite the opposite of what you thought awaited you.
>It was KK’s snake from earlier, firmly latched onto Discord’s nose with its massive fangs. While the sight made you shiver at the thought of that happening to you, Discord seemed genuinely unamused by it.
>Prying the reptile off of his face, Discord snaps it away to wherever as he lets out an aggravated sigh.
>”Alright, what would you like in exchange for your cooperation?”
>...Um…
“What?” You blurt out, still shaking.
>Why in the sweet fuck would he purposefully get himself bit by a snake, and then agree to your terms. You got that this guy was all about chaos or something, but this was just too random.
>He sighs once again.
>”It appears that the contract prevents me from doing any serious harm.” He groans as he rubs his temples “Now, I won't ask again. What. Do. You. Want?”
“Well...um…”

>>29688281
>Well shit, you didn't actually think yours get this far.
>......
>Which, in hindsight, really makes you question why you chose to do that in the first place. Either way, you shouldn't make a habit of doing things just for fun in this life, you have an actual chance here. One slip up is the only difference between life and death, that you knew from personal experience.
>In terms of what you wanted, you weren't really sure. You knew that you wanted something valuable, but the only things that you could think of didn't exist here, or at least you really doubt they did.
>C’mon Anon, think!
>Discord begins tapping his dragon foot impatiently.
>”We don't have all day you know.”
>Alright, um, what is something that's universally valuable… Oh! You got it!
“I know! I want three wishes, just like the old humans had with their…um…” You couldn't recall the name.
>Discord pinches the bridge of his snout.
>”Genies?”
“Yeah! Like a genie!”
>He groans.
>”Alright fine, you can have three wishes to use LATER.”
>He quickly grabs you under the...barrel, if you're not mistaken.
>”But right now, we have business to attend to.”
>And before you could protest his sudden “hands-on” action, your poofed away with a snap.

>>29688293
Both my commitment to not mess this story up and my laziness will make this a very long process

>>29688204
Far far away to a magical land of trying to get better at writing and physical fitness

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Were you guys excited that Discord returned in S7? Are you even fans of Discord as a character on the show or do you like his premise in the fanfics?

>>29688341
i wouldnt be doing this if i didnt like him. Also im not a fan of bugbutt

>>29688341
Yeah I got excited in the trailer since he's neat and funny.
And an asshole sometimes ofc.

Shit, I think I missed a page here >>29688051 fuck my life

>”Buuut, I have come up with a wonderful plan that will work out for the both of us.”
>It seemed that you wouldn't have to think too much of that contract thing with Discord for now. Regardless, his words at least gave you a little hope.
>”Well, mostly for me actually.”
>And there goes what little hope you had that this would go well.
“Ooookaaaaay. And what is this ‘plan’”?
>You've dealt with other people's shit for longer than you could possibly remember, whatever he has couldn't be much worse than what you've put up with. Especially after the cell 32 balloon incident. You mentally shiver at the memory. Never again...
>Discord quickly floats to you, circling you with his body so that he was face to face with you.
>”It's very simple my little four hooved friend. I'm going to go to all of my friends and show them how good-hearted and gracious I am by introducing them to my newly adopted, wonderfully polite ‘son’.”
>He runs a talon under your chin at the end of his sentence, which you quickly pull away from.
“Alright, so you're basically gonna be using me to make you look good?”
>Discord rolls his eyes.
>”Yes, that is what I just alluded to.” He really couldn't believe how dense you were.
>Hmm. Maybe you could actually capitalize on this. Couldn't hurt to try.
“So, what's in it for me?”
>He cocks one of his bushy white eyebrows at you.
>”Excuse me?”
>Hah! He wasn't expecting that. You flash him a cocky smile.
“Well from what you've said, it kinda sounds like you need me to go along with this for it to work for you, so what do I get out of it?”
>It wasn't a lot, but it felt nice to at least have a slight advantage in this little predicament, if you could even call it that. What you were doing was simple street bargaining, nothing more.

>>29689520
I'd fuck your life if you know what I mean

>>29688341
I don't give a flying fuck about Discord but I hope we get a Celestia episode with some sweet plot shots if you know what I mean.

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>>29690360
We are getting a Celestia's episode... which will shared and probably focused on Starlight Glimmer. That's when I stopped caring about S7 altogether, when something that people have wanted for 7 years is going to be delivered in the worst way possible.

>>29690438
Celestial Advice? Oh yeah forgot about that.

>>29690438
>We are getting a Celestia's episode
No we're not. We'll see her for one scene, she'll maybe say one line and the rest of the twenty minutes of the show will focus on Glimmer.

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>>29688587
>Also im not a fan of bugbutt
delete this

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Bamp

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>>29690532
Which is honestly infuriating. Anyways, I truly want to thank everyone who keeps reading my story and everyone who posts their feedback and thoughts about it. The story is actually close to the 100th chapter and I desire to continue writing it more.

Sadly, I won't be able to write anything tonight, I haven't sleep in 48 hours and my stomach is killing me. Will try to write as soon as I feel better.

Again, thank you guys, I love you.

>Crap, crappity crap crap crap.
>He didn't even fucking know
>Was there really nothing you could do? At least, nothing you could do that wouldn't get you in trouble or ruin relationships?
>For now, you'd have to leave it alone until either you could figure something out or run into something that would be useful.
>Well, you could still be a friend. You could see how Chrysalis doing. See how she's doing after being drunk last night.
>You sigh with a heavy heart as you open your floor door, go through the living room into the trap door, and enter the basement cavern. Looking into the dank abyss. You wondered for a moment why Discord made it a cave rather than an actual basement. Then again, an actual basement would be pretty normal now wouldn't it?
>"Errgghh, right there Captain. Right there. ugh" You could hear Chrysalis groaning as you neared her Race Track Lair. "How is it possible a drink can cause such pain? I don't even remember half of what happened last night."
>"My Queen" As you came down the stairs. You could see the changelings gathered around Chrysalis's throne. Some watching from inside her car as she laid to her side, hanging her head down as the runt captain massaged her head with his hooves "If I had known this was going to happen. I would have forbade Anon from serving you,erm, whatever he served you"
>"Hush!" Chrysalis scorns for a moment, making the captain flinch. But she groans again and gives her head a slight rub to signal the Captain to go back to his massaging "ngh....Captain. Don't imply that I'm too weak to handle my drink. In fact, I consider this a learning experience. If humans can handle that kind of drink then so can I. I was caught offguard by how potent it was, that's it. I am the Queen!" Chrysalis rose up and raised her hoof in the air to defy her own pain "AND AS SUCH! I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY MERE PAIN! egh" She flinched, then went back into her resting position "But, for now. I will enjoy this massage. I clearly deserve it"

>>29692363
>You walk in with a smile, a chuckle even. That was pretty cute.
"How's the hangover sis?"
>But the Captain is the first to reply. Some of his acquired doggie senses kicking in as he bends forward and growls at you. "Anon! How dare you show your face after causing our Queen pain?!"
>"Captain..." Chrysalis looks down at him with a deep stare. It was like a warning.
>"m-mmm" The Captain backs off and resumes the massage. Huh, still overly protective of her even after what he's gone through. His wings. They were the same. It made you wonder.
>"Anon, what is a hangover exactly? You mentioned it just now." Chrysalis asks in a rather pleasant tone...weird.
"Oh, it's the headache that comes with getting drunk. Or really, after you got drunk. It's mostly common."
>"Common. I see. Well, it doesn't bother me too much. But it makes me wonder. Why would humans drink these drinks if it causes "Hangovers" " It was kind of cute really. she was genuinely curious about fucking alcohol
"Well, it's because some people drink them to feel good and don't care. Some people don't get hangovers. Others drink because their friends are drinking and it's part of "having a good time". Others just drink because it's something to drink. And..I dunno. People just drink it because it makes them feel good or it's a social norm. It's how it is"
>"Really..." Chrysalis seemed confused yet enamored by the very idea that humans would drink alcohol so loosely despite it's effects. Then she chuckles. "It's a shame you aren't more like your brethren Anon. Even their party drinks are more fun than anything a pony can come up with."
>You smirk as you approach her. You wanted to tease her a little. be friendly and act as natural as you could so she didn't detect anything wrong.
"Oh, I know. So, how do you feel about chickens?"

>>29692443
>Chrysalis's slight joviality drops when you ask this question. She raises an eyebrow at you. Wondering what kind of question was that. "You should know the answer to that."
"Normally I would. I'd say you hate them. But what if their was a cute one with the name "Caramel" "
>"Cara-" Chrysalis's eyes go wide for a moment, she realized what you were talking about. She rose up again, away from the massaging hooves of her captain as she brushed her mane back with her hoof and then looked at it with a bored expression "It's almost funny Anon. You're being specific as if it means something. But all you're doing is boring me. So much so that I might as well ask you to leave if you're just going to be stupid."
>Ahh Chrysalis, you really were adorable sometimes. This was something you didn't want to lose. Who else could you talk to like this? She may be the queen of deception. But she really was the only one you could be one hundred percent real with and get the same in kind.
"Alright alright. Sorry. Sheesh, thought you could handle a little banter."
>"Are you implying that I can't? Do you know how many ponies I've crushed in debates? How many I've decimated when they tried to nab me as some sort of prize?" Chrysalis chuckles to herself as she remembers a particular memory "I've even overturned a peace treaty by calling a king a worthless clown. It was true too, as the "Future Princess" of the fallen kingdom of Stabledonia, my insult may have been a tad too much for the rivaling kingdom. Who was I to lie about such a fool."

>>29692486
>"Erm, my Queen. Not to interrupt or anything. But wasn't that a failed campaign because everypony ended up hating each other? I-in fact, as your captain. E-even though I wasn't the captain back then. I apologize for not being there to take that table that hit your face after you insulted the rival king" The captain recalled. Wanting to remind his queen, worried that her believing it was a good thing was a mismatched memory. Not realizing she was just playing it up to counter you.
>You snicker at that.
"You got a TABLE thrown at your face?! Ha! So much for that, huh?"
>Chrysalis looked down at Scrappy with a death glare. It made him immediately realize that he MAY have done something wrong. Making him cover his head "I'M SORRY! FOR WHATEVER I DID!"
>You flinch when you see her raise her hoof at him. But she stops, grimaces from her head pain, and just concentrates on looking tough. "You're forgiven. I don't feel like striking anything anyway. It would ruin my mane. hmph. As for you Anon, give me a good reason why I shouldn't make your life a living hell back in Ponyville."
>Fuck...dammit Chrysalis. She was moody when she had a hangover. She'd usually just toy with you. But she just wasn't in the mood to return the bantz.
"Oh, erm. Actually. You wouldn't really have time to do that if we were say....watching a movie?"
>"A movie?" That seemed to have struck a positive chord with her "...Why not another human documentary?"
"Oh erm. It's sorta like that. It's a movie based off true and real events. And uh, takes place in our olden times. when we were kind of just less militaristic and more...just living life."
>"Almost interesting. As much as I want to see humans acting out human things. It doesn't sound too interesting to warrant a watch. What's it even called?"
"Goodfellas"
>"Pass..." She swung her head down the side of her throne again as she called to her captain for another massage. An order he took very seriously.

>>29692513
"Too bad.It's about the rise and fall of a man named Henry Hill. He was a gangster."
>"oooh, a gangster. Thrilling" Chrysalis mocks as she shakes her hooves in the air before rolling her eyes "Anon, hate to tell you this but Equestria also has gangsters. So I already know it'd be filled with incompetency and annoying voices"
"Maybe..."
>You hop up on the small open space on her throne and cuddle up to her side as you rest your head on her belly.
"Or maybe human gangsters get shit done, live like kings, and don't let anypony stand in their way. And I mean anypony"
>"Hrn, in what way? Give me an example" Chrysalis asks.
"A guy named Tommy shoots this kid for talking back at him."
>"Shoots him? in the leg?" Chrysalis was now curious
"He shoots him dead. He can't tolerate crap like that"
>"Really...And he isn't punished?" Chrysalis started to gently shift to the side to give you more room to cuddle properly.
"No, but other crazy stuff happens."
>"Like what?" You can sense it, she was getting curious
"Just going to have to watch.it"
>You try to goad her into watching it with you.
>Chrysalis stays silent for a couple of moments.
>Then she slowly rises from her seat, moving you aside gently as she calls out to all her changelings.

>>29692602
>"MY CHILDREN! GATHER AROUND! AS I HAVE FORCED ANON TO SHOW US ANOTHER ENTERTAINING SHOW!" She calls out
>Forced?
"Really?"
>Chrysalis snickers at you as you heard the buzz of wings and saw the movement of the walls. "sounds pretty good doesn't it? Now then Anon..." Chrysalis gently brushes her hoof down your head and back as she gives you a sweet smile "Work your magic, and do my proud"
>maybe it was the fact that she was an older woman...mare...bug thing. But any affection she gave you, even if it embarrassed or angered you, always felt nice.
>And looking at the fact that she was interested. You could look past her words. It was just nice to see her happy. Maybe you were being naive. But you figured this was her way of being appreciative.
>You had one charge left anyway. So you can do this. You put the horn on your head and recreate the movie theater from before.
>The love orb is set up for slushies. but you created a self serve popcorn stand just in case.
>Each seat was filled by changelings. But you thought you'd change it up a little by adding balcony seats for you, Chrysalis, and the captain.
>Chrysalis looked around with a smirk and clapped her hooves as she looked around the theater. You had made it even more extravagant with beautiful gold lined blood red drapes. Platinum gold walls, and a mural on the ceiling with beautifully drawn changelings flying about in the night black sky. A moon to illuminate their flight ever so slightly. "Going all out I see..."
>You were, you wanted her to be comfortable
"Only the best for the queen"
>"Indeed.." She made herself comfortable on her seat and stretched her neck and she rolled her head about a few times.
>"A little pain, but manageable." She said to herself

>>29692664
>The Captain, Scrappy. Felt internally honored he got a seat next to his queen. Up in the balcony away from the other changelings. And he felt bad he snapped at you. He sighed and looked to you with a frown, across from Chrysalis. "I'm sorry Anon, I didn't mean-"
>Chrysalis just shifts her eyes towards Scrappy without turning her head "Captain, don't do that. Have pride. Don't act like a pony and apologize. If you felt what you did was right, then it was right....unless I say otherwise. Understand? Your work is invaluable to me, but don't EVER let yourself succumb to the pony way."
>"Y-yes my Queen...never" Scrappy saluted, but it was a weak one. He felt guilt in his heart. And conflict once again on how to feel when around Chrysalis. He loved her to death. But he loved Applebloom. Poor fella.
>"Good, in fact. Bring me some of that popcorn. I wish to treat myself like a human does." Chrysalis pointed down to the first floor where the machine was.
>But you took point, your horn was still on your head until the movie ended. So you used it's never ending magic to pop a huge bag of popcorn to her side. and a love slushie in her cup holder.
>"Hrn? Oh!" Chrysalis smiled as she looked at her snacks "Now that's service. What could be better than sitting between my loyal captain and my soon to be partner watching a movie about humans. I feel so much better. Let's get started then. I'm really feeling anxious. Oh, I feel like, this is going to be even better than the documentary. I just feel it." Or maybe she was wowed by the service and the nicer room.

>>29692760
"I'm doing this because we're friends. Don't go assuming I'm just going to give in."
>"Oh don't be a killjoy Anon, just accept my word of praise and let's get started." She rolled her eyes at you before taking a sip of her slushie. "Besides. We're all friends here. You don't need to take it so personally. Just accept it, that's all"
>You were about to object further. But, considering this could very well be your final moments...
"...You're right. It doesn't mean anything anyway I guess. Future partners it is then. As long as your happy, I'm happy. and I guess that's all that matters."
>Chrysalis found that odd. Very off as well. "Really?"
"Yeah, that's what friends want. For their friends to be happy. It's rare I ever get to do this with you. So I just don't want to spoil it."
>"Hmmm..." Chrysalis ponders on that, It was like she wanted to say something. But held back. and kept it simple. "I suppose that's true. Even with the friendship we have."
"Yeah...anyway, let's get the movie started"
>The lights dim as the projector starts to roll. Presenting the movie to the buggy audience.

Oh shit it's Erf and yes I'm still awake after drunken rock band. 530am my time.

>>29692772
Nuzzle up?

>>29692772
Eeeeeerf!

>>29692772
How does it feel to have internet back again?

>>29694086
good

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>>29692772
>Anon telling chrysalis he's her friend knowing what will happen
Poor guy

>>29694314
Yeah, I'm still amazed that ErfAnon has such a complicated life when living with Discord is supposed to give you a life of fun and no worries. Meanwhile in another dimension PHD Anon in theort should have a hyper stressful life since he's royalty, but the guy seems to be chill with life.

>>29692772
Damn that's adorable. Everything with Chrysalis is somehow adorable. But man, he is going to shatter into a million pieces when the princesses come to ruin everything.

I still don't understand why they have to come in and shove their faces into everything when Discord already has everything pretty much on lockdown.

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>>29689520
Nice update, I liked the character building; Tetra-anon is quite the little bitch. It's nice to see a fault develop thru showing it off. Just to be clear, I'm not being sarcastic or snide here. A 'perfect' character is perfectly boring.

Discord being his old, take no shit self, was fun too. The solution drawn in the high tension moment of 3-wishes has quite some amusing potential.

>>29692772
Oh the feels, the feels... the feels. This is really good, it's cementing firm what it is about Chrysalis Anon enjoys so dearly. It's quite a bittersweet step in the tale.

Bug butt's reaction to
> "Goodfellas"
and her other mischief was adorable as fug.

Good to see your brother in law payed up on the net.

Here, have a sunset potato.

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>Celestia want to get in Erf's business because they think Chrysalis may find a way out one day
>Perfectly fine with Luna even though she may become Nightmare Moon again some day
>Perfectly fine with Discord even though he can be evil again anytime he wants
>Would have been perfectly fine with Starlight if the show is any indication
I guess as long as Twi and her friends are doing the reforming she doesn't worry but Erfanon's efforts don't matter.
Holy hell Erf you've made me care about anon and chrysalis so much that I am getting genuinely mad at this. Nice job

>>29696068
wait for Tommy to be shot
Anon and co. are the Gambino. Tommy is Chrysalis. Harry's gang is the hive. and it all comes crashing down on Anon[\spoiler]

>>29696068
>Luna gets reformed, loves pony and will protect them with her own life
>Discord gets reformed, tolerates ponies and will protect his friends with his own life, arguably falls in love too
>Erf's Chrysalis actively hates ponies and is constantly scheming how to escape and bring demise to Equestria, she's cool with erf's anon tho
There is a clear difference, Celestia had every single reason to act the way she did.

Okay, I thought of a fun concept that I hope everyone likes. How about we come up with voice actors for the characters of this thread? You know, for Erf's Anon, PhD Anon, Eris, Cherrywood and more!

>>29696482
Danny Devito

>>29696510
What? For your Anon?

Poor Erf anon, I wonder if he has to keep his emotions in check lest Chrissy sense something suspicious

>>29696429
theyre not even trying with chrysalis

>>29697256
>Try to reform Discord
>"I have complete faith in you Fluttershy. You and your friends can do this."
>Try to reform Chrysalis
>"Are you sure you can do this Anon? This is your burden alone."

>>29697290
>Flutters
>Gentle,Kind, Trustworthy.
>Anon
>Sketchy outworlder who got outdone by the CMC in terms of reforming ANY changeling. And got Scoots super drained

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>>29697393
Really shut me down there didn't you

>>29695771
Wow, someone actually gave some criticism! What was that, 3 updates of straight nothing? But whatever. Thank you for the feedback! And yes, I've been DYING to get out of this "establishing shot" phase of the story so I can start actually doing shit.

>>29697626
Ps. Many a kek will be had with the 3 wishes

>>29697631
Wait dont go, gotta join the discord

>>29697631
>>29697626
https://discord.gg/UpcZt You have 30 mins, nigga

>>29692772
They never got to fug :'(

>>29697393
so youre saying erfanon is completely worthless garbage and should be happy they havent just thrown him into tartarus to begin with

>>29697829
Yes

Boop

Dont die thread plz

>>29692772
>And what a start it was. You had forgotten it started somewhere near the middle timelinewise with the killing of Billy Batts. Well, the finishing off of him anyway.
>The reaction from the changeling audience was instantaneous with gasps. What they were seeing looked much more cruel and crazy than anything in Starship Troopers considering how personal it looked.
>Chrysalis was digging through the popcorn already. Excited by what she was looking at on screen. "Anon! This is already amazing and I don't even know what's going on!"
>Well, at least she liked it
"Just wait, that's just to pull you in"
>"It did a good job already. Such viciousness. It's exciting" Chrysalis takes a sip of her slushie "Captain, take notes.; This should be how you deal with ponies."
>Scrappy, who before would have been delighted. Must have been thinking of Applebloom when he spoke because he didn't seem so sure about it "Y-yes my queen..."
>Chrysalis didn't notice as Henry's voiceover started and the movie actually begun. You could see Chrysalis near immediatly lose her excitement when she saw it was going to cover a young Henry Hill.
>"What's this?! Where's the violence?! Anon, this better not be a bait and switch. I'm already losing interest. Why does everything look so old?"
>You chuckle, letting your depression slide by as you let yourself be carried by the nolstalgia of the movie and Chrysalis's reactions.
"It's how it is, but trust me. We'll get to the adult stuff soon. Even then, just relax. You might enjoy this part"
>"Hardly, look at him. A slave to his family while he works at that "Cab" place. Who cares about cabs? The ones we have and what a second what's this?"
>Chrysalis started to notice they weren't so legit. And as Henry explained and the movie went on. She noticed it wasn't simply a cab place. It was a home of villainy,larceny, even people getting shot. Even as Henry's family disapproved of it. She only needed to watch further to see the gangsters deal with that.

>>29696482
Well, everyone is free to make PhD sound as they please, but I have always pictured him with a similar voice to Razputin from Psychonauts, same with Cherrywood, in my head she sounds like Lily from that same game.

As for Eris, for me she has always sounded like this, but without the accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wekeERpC8w

>>29699113
ITS ERF TIME

>>29699113
>"This, this is amazing. Whatever he needs they give him. Whatever they need he works to get it to them. And everypony...no...everyone bends to their will. Even the police!" Chrysalis was very astute in her observation. She understood. And she loved it.
"Yeah, it's like a family sorta"
>Chrysalis shakes her head as she looks at the screen with evil delight "No, those sniveling angry parents of his are a family. These guys, these guys? This whole thing? This is a hive Anon, it's a unified hive that controls evWHAT THE?! WHAT?! I THOUGHT THEY HAD CONTROL OF....ohhh" Chrysalis witnessed Henry go to court and then immediatly get out of it, and then get rewarded for not squealing "Yes...This is a hive alright. And Henry? He reminds me of you, if you were a little more of a go getter. See Anon? This is the kind of thing you can have if you join me. Even the humans know how good it is. How could you argue that?!"
>Hearing Chrysalis get so into the movie already. even as she equates it to the "Game" you both play. It made you smile. Just for the fact that she enjoyed one of your favorite movies. It was like watching it for the first time all over again with a close family member.
"I guess I can't. Still, it is but a movie. This is real life"
>Chrysalis swung her hoof in dismissal "Whatever, at least I'll be able to see how things would be like if we were gangsters in the human world. Oh, we'd control everything. DO YOU HEAR THAT MY CHILDREN! EVERYTHING!"
>Down in the audience, you could hear "shhh! I'm watching the movie!"
>Chrysalis reached forward on the balcony rail and looked down in fury "WHO SAID THAT?! WHO! WHO DARES TELL ME TO BE QUIET DURING MY GLOATING! I'LL SHOOT YOU DEAD! I SWEAR IT!"
>There was no reply. Some of them looked pretty scared or even sorry.
>Chrysalis sighed and went back to her seat "Egh, I'll deal with it later....what?! They already grew up?!..hrn. This restaurant" She hadn't even noticed that things were proceeding right along.

>>29699179
>Chrysalis observed the drinks. The atmosphere. She listened to Henry's monologue. Everyone in the restaurant looked like bigshots. Each one a ruler in their own right. She was amazed that they drink their drinks with reckless abandon like it wasn't any big deal. She knew she had to overcome her weakness to alcohol just by looking at everything.
>And then there was Tommy.
>"Who's this loud mouth? Ugh, he sounds like an angry pigeon" She groans.
"That's Tommy, one of the main three guys of the movie"
>"MAIN THREE?! BUT HE'S SOOOO ANNOYING! This whole "How am I funny?" bit has already grown tiring and hrn?"
>she then witnessed Tommy play away a bill. Even attacking the restaurant owner without retaliation. It was amazing to her. "I take it back. This man, he does what he wants, when he wants, and gets away with it like it's nothing. I like him. I can already tell he's going places"
>You smirk and keep yourself from spoiling anything. Poor Chrysalis. She was going to get preeeetttyyy angry later.
"All kinds."
>The movie progressed as you remembered. Chrysalis got more used to Tommy,Henry, and Jimmy. But the introduction of Karen irked her at first.
>In fact, there was a question she asked you that made you bust out laughing when it came to the introduction of Karen's parents.
>"Holy crap Anon, What is a jewish and why are they so annoying?! She's not shutting up! It's worse than that Pinkie Pie pony. Look, LOOK. It's so bad that Henry came home, and then left because of that nag of a jewish. Why doesn't he just shoot her and be done with it?"
>Chrysalis looks at you, you were a laughing mess.
>"What's so funny?"
"N-nothing. Hehe, nothing. Y'know, I don't even know. He holds back sometimes. I dunno. I guess I'd shoot her if I had to deal with her"

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>>29679264
>alicorn sunset

delet this thread

>>29699241
>Chrysalis chuckled at that remark as she continued to view the movie "Yes, I probably would too. Speaking of which. This Karen person reminds me a little of your marefriend. Not as pushy or rich. But more of the relationship side of things."
>You cringe a little at one. You didn;t really want to be compared like that.
"I mean I guess..."
>"Just look at them Anon. They care about each other. They protect each other. It's both disgusting and yet oddly satisfying at the same time. And listen to her. It really is like a hive. The entire gang do EVERYTHING together. It's beautiful. I just wish she'd stop being a nag sometimes. Henry has many things to do. Look, even nagging him for that paper money and...what is she doing?" Chrysalis found the part where Karen was about to suck his dick confusing.
>You chuckle, surely she knew. Or maybe human passion escaped her.
"She's about to go down on him. Y'know, suck his dick"
>"Suck his dick...hrn" Chrysalis found that intriguing "I wonder if that works on Stallions. I'm sure there's a powerful and very lonely wizard somewhere out there willing to trade secrets" She snickered.
>Wut?
"You serious?"
>Chrysalis laughed "No, that's just too degrading. Though, I was thinking back a bit on Paulie. And you know what? You do owe me some life debts so...Fuck you, Pay me!" She growls and then begins laughing at you
>You chuckle nervously
"T-that's a joke right?"
>"Of course it is, don't take it so seriously. Speaking of seriously. You get him Tommy! You don't let him Bust your balls like that!" She cackled. "Billy Batts, what a fucking stupid ass name."

This is awesome

>>29699293
>And then the movie went back to the start.
>Chrysalis listened in on the monologue of "Made guys". But shrugged it off. "Who cares if he was "untouchable", he deserved it. The schmuck"
"Say Chrysalis, if you had a chance, who would you beat to a bloody pulp?"
>"Oh? Now that's a question I can sink my fangs into. But before I answer, Why don't you tell me who you would beat the shit out of first?"
>G-guh..what?!
"Erm, I-I dunno. I don't think I should answer that."
>"Oh you don't want to answer that? Fuck you, pay me!" She smirked at you
>Was she....was she serious?
"A-are you seriously using one of the debts I owe you for this? Or is that another joke?"
>"I'm not joking. This is worth your life. Now be truthful. Telll meeeeee" She chuckles softly as she gave you a gentle peck on the nose.
>Fuck. Truthful huh?
"Ummm, if I had to pick a pony at the moment. I'd say.....these two punks names Snips and Snails. They annoy the shit out of me everytime. Or maybe that news lady I met like twice. Because twice is all I really needed to put two bullets in her brain."
>Chrysalis cackled at your words "Now thats what I like to hear. I knew you had some guts in you Anon. But a couple colts? Ohhh, that's pretty dark..." Chrysalis gives you a sultry stare and rubs the bottom of your chin with her hoof "I like it"
>She was siphoning from you as well. You could feel it. Not too much. But enough to notice.
"Yeah yeah. Ok, your turn"
>you roll your eyes as you gently push her hoof away.
>"Who do you think? That prick Cadance. I wouldn't have to worry about figuring out how she made all that magic if she just died."
>Hrn. Maybe you should be careful. She was becoming more dirty mouthed and daring just from the influence of the movie. You just mumbled and nodded. And continued the movie.

>>29699310
>The movie went on as things became more dire. Tommy becoming more daring. Janice. Karen becoming vengeful. Hell. When Chrysalis was viewing Karen holding a gun to Henry's face. She fell silent. slowly sipping and eating her snacks.
>It was an intense moment. By the time it was over. She fell back on her chair. with some sweat going down her face. "That was insane. Humans are such powerful yet complicated creatures. Even having multiple females just because they can. It screams power. Almost makes me interested in romancing one." Chrysalis giggles girlishly "It could be fun."
>No, it would be scary if she ever found a violent man to control. Ohhh. You shivered if she ever fucking romanced a crazy mongol or something.
>When everyone went to jail. Chrysalis got angry. But only at first until she saw that even in jail. They had control.
>"Simply amazing" She stared with a wide smile
"Yeah, real neat stuff. So, you liking the movie so far?"
>"Liking doesn't even describe it. This is the most amazing film I've ever seen. even better than the documentary. Humans are so fascinating."
>That made you want to ask a question
"Yeah. So, let me ask you this then. do you think I'm fascinating?"
>"Chrysalis's eyes never left the screen as she answered "Yes and no. Ponies and that idiot Discord has tainted you some. But your good enough to at least be allowed around me. And have the friendship we have of course."
>Thats a good answer. From her? That's a good answer. You liked that answer.
>But as the movie went on. Things started taking a darker turn. You could see Chrysalis get worried. She was making enough expressions to show that the whole "We're all alone" part of the talk in prison made her worry. But she wanted to focus. So she didn't sau a word.

>>29699334
>In fact. as the drug trade stuff went on. Chrysalis started rubbing her forehead. even she could see Henry was fucking up "Oh no. Dammit Henry. Whatever that stuff is. Paulie told you to knock it off. You always listen to the leader of the hive..gang..whatever. Ugh. Come on. Anon, please don't tell me..no. never mind. Don't spoil. I'm sure everything will be alright"
>She seemed in higher spirits about the upcoming heist. But the drug stuff. It didn't sit right with her.
"You alright?"
>"I just don't feel what Henry is doing is right. If Paulie said to stay away from it. stay away from it. But even the foalsitter..er..babysitter? Anon, this kind of thing? It can bring down an entire hive. Destroy it even. It's just not good:"
>And you already knew what she meant. And for some reason. More than it ever has before. It started to bother you.
>Though, as things started looking up in the movie. Chrysalis was put in a better mood. And with that. it put you in a better mood too
>The heist, Tommy "being made", the call to whack the fucking wig man. Chrysalis had started to understand most of it at this point. She even understood why Jimmy started to cut off loose ends. No, she was excited for the big scene.
>Tommy being made.
>"Ohhh Anon, this is going to be great! I can't wait!" She was getting giddy
>At first you were happy that she was happy. But the realization of the truth. And something else
>Something else....
>It was digging into your soul.

>>29699365
>Then it happened.
>Bang!
>And Tommy was dead...
>Chrysalis flew into an instant rage. She reacted more than even Jimmy. She was livid.
>"WHY?! WHY! WHAT DID HE DO?! WHY?! THOSE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!"
>And thats when it hit you.
>chrysalis's rage was drowned out by a stronger feeling.
>Guilt
>It was if you had pulled the trigger yourself.
>Worse, as the movie entered it's conclusion with everyone betraying eachother and everything falling apart. You felt like a version of Henry Hill. And Chrysalis? She was Paulie. Probably the one who least deserved it.
>Of course. Before that. Before the end. Chrysalis was angry, during the end, she was angry.
>She couldn't sit still. And she kept yammering on on how Henry should have stayed away from the drugs. And even lamented that fact that maybe..just maybe..Tommy had gone too far.
>"I can't believe this. All of this ruined because of a loss of loyalty. All of this destroyed because Tommy somehow went too far. Anon. I...ugh" chrysalis could feel the remnants of her hangover come on.
>"M-my queen. A-are you alright?!" Scrappy jumped to attention. Ready to massage her at a moment's notice.
>"Yes, Captain. I'm fine. Just a little overwhelmed by this film. It's been some time since I've felt such a mix of feelings. Anon, I'm glad we watched this together. It was a learning experience to be sure"
>Chrysalis looked over the balcony at her changelings and sighed "I can only hope that in the end. My little ones will be strong and loyal Tommys. And not idiotic Henrys or just traitorous scum. And you know what? Anon?" She looked to you with a smile "You may be an idiot most of the time. But after watching this. I'd like to think of me, you, and the captain as Goodfellas. But without the terrible flaws."

>>29699400
>You weren't listening. You were stuck on the fact Chrysalis was shaken for the last part of the movie. You looked at her now and even then. Her speaking in her nicer tone. And making you a "Goodfella" in such a way. She was shaken. She never wanted that to ever happen within her own hive.
>But that's what was going to happen...wasn't it?
>You could look anywhere but straight. You fucking monster.
>What would even happen to Scrappy? It looked like nobody even gave a shit about him. Including you.
>You should have done something.
>But what could you have done? Chrysalis wasn't the only one hanging in the balance.
>You wish you were put in witness protection right now. Just to get out of all this.
>Anon, oh Anon. You were such a shit.
>"Anon? Is there something wrong?" Chrysalis was in front of you. Looking at you, she looked...worried. Or maybe you were looking too deep into it.
"I guess that ending always gets me. Are you alright? You looked pretty shaken after Tommy got shot"
>"I've gotten over it. even if shooting him was a waste. It's just a film of a time long past after all. No reason to weep. Just have to learn from it. Both the good and the bad. I can definitly see some ideas in the movie that I can use in my current state. As can you captain, I'm sure you noticed a few ideas. Am I right?" She looked to Scrappy with a sly grin.
>He saluted "Yes my Queen, I Think I noticed a few things. Erm...are you sure you're ok though?"
>"Yes Captain. Don't do that? Alright? Focus on yourself and your work. If you become clouded by such meaningless feelings then those ponies will have you for dinner! Only worry if there's danger. Understand? I won't tell you again."
>"Y-yes My queen..i-it won't happen again" Scrappy. Poor Scrappy. He was already taken in by Applebloom. And he's learned enough to worry about Chrysalis's most minor problems at this point.

>>29699471
>Even weirder that she accepted you asking if she was ok over her captain. Then again. She expected that from you most likely. From him? She needed him to be diligent and cunning. So it made sense.
>You tapped your horn. Disabling the theater spell and setting everything back to normal.
>You sigh. It was enough to get Chrysalis's attention again. "Anon, come on. It's a movie you had to have seen a million times already. And if you're worried about my reaction then don't. You're setting a bad example for my children. Come on, where's that smile? hmm?" She smiles gently at you as she brings you close to herself. She then hugs you gently as she changes into her "Nymous" form. "Where's that love?
>But despite her warm and inviting nature. Whether it be false or true. You couldn't get over the fact that the end of the movie was a reflection of what was about to happen. Not exact. But you were essentially selling her out by going along with Celestia's plan. Fucking...dammit.
"I'm sorry. I guess watching it again just trudged up some bad memories. I am glad though. That I got to share the movie with you."
>"It was good, I admit. But come on Anon, it's still but a film. I'm over it. And that was my first time seeing it. It was amazing though. I admit it. I'd like a Tommy of my own. But alas, it was not meant to be...unless you want to be my Tommy. hmm?" She started to gently play with your mane and rub your head. Suddenly, her voice became soft and sensual "Or maybe. We could reenact that one moment with Karen and Henry. Whatever your marefriend doesn't know won't hurt her, right?"
>She was....trying to cheer you up in anyway she could. even tried to arouse you with an empty offer. But it just didn't work this time.
"I'm sorry, I guess I'm really just not in the mood."

>>29699495
>"Clearly" Chrysalis sighed as she reverted back to her buggy self "Why don't you just go to bed for now? Get yourself a nap. You're depressing when you're all mopey. And Captain? Return to your post. And try to keep an eye on the purple pest's import of books. The moment you notice anything useful, you let me know."
>Scrappy saluted, again said "Yes, my queen!I will do you proud!" and scampered off.
>"I'm so glad I made him captain. Never questions me and gives his life to get the job done. Not a single cowardly spot on his entire exoskeleton. If only he was tougher. He'd be perfect. Anyway, Anon. We really must do this again soon. I had fun, I noticed you had fun. And I'd like to have this kind of fun again. There, I admitted to something "fun" and "entertaining". Take it as you will."
>You stay silent. And move close to her and give her a hug as you keep yourself from crying.
>"Anon? What are you doing?" Chrysalis raised an eyebrow as she looked down at you. A little disgusted by your sudden display of affection.
"I just...felt like hugging one of my best friends. Thats all"
>"You really are out of it..Fine.." Chrysalis gives you a more affectionate hug. Secretly, she even refrains from feeding off the love that was finally pouring out of you. She felt a small hint of fear that all of a sudden it'd suddenly break you. She had no idea why you were acting this way. But she blamed the movie anyway. After a few moments. Longer than she herself would have liked. She slowly slides you away "That's enough. I'm the only one allowed to give affection around here. Remember that."
"Y-yeah...still..thanks..."
>"Hmmmm, Anon. Just go to your room and go to bed. Or go out or something. This is a little too ridiculous for me." She even wondered if her changelings were feeding off you. She didn't sense it. She just couldn't figure it out for sure.

>>29699518
"I guess I just need some air. Umm, ok. But, I'll see you later soon. Ok? Promise. We can have a drink together. Like in the movie"
>Chrysalis seemed fine with that for sure. She wanted to have another chance at holding her alcohol and it did seem like a fun social thing. She was also curious as to what YOU were like when drunk. It made her curious. And even anxious. She wanted this. But she played it off as something mediocre. "I guess we can do that. Just don't expect anything more out of it."
>All you expected. Was just to enjoy her company for as long as you can.
"I won't...take care Chrysalis"
>"Mhmm, sure, fine..leave already. You're actually disrupting the love we have from the orb with your moping." She shooed you away. But deep inside. She was trying to figure out what exactly set this off. Maybe it was just a human thing. Like how humans acted oddly at times like in the movie.
>And with that. you left. You left to your room.
>or somewhere
>who knows...you didn't care.
>Sooner or later. It was all explode in your face.

>>29699528
>it was all explode in your face.

oy. i must be sleepy. I gave this one my all. and I feel it kind of wasn't good enough. or maybe it was. I'll figure it out day after tomorrow since tomorrow is "that day" y'know. the early day

>>29699553
That was a great update Erf.

>>29699568
Si, good stuff

>>29699528
fucking awesome cunt.