Dadonequus thread: Children of Chaos, mischief edition

Fluttershy is pregnant, your dad is the daddy.

>>29623418
That will never happen, nigger

>>29623360
i'm gonna let everyone know right now. im going to the doctor tomorrow for head related issues. This may determine if i continue writing or not. i don't want to go into details. as for today. I'll do my best as it seems it doesn't effect my ability to read and write. Only speak and comprehend spoken words. its also a detriment to my gaming skills

>>29623622
Holy shit man, take care of yourself.
You might have been neglecting sleep too much with all those late night posts.
Hopefully it's just fatigue and nothing serious.
Give us an update after the doctor so we know you're OK.

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>>29623622
>Head related issues
>ErfAnon always gets hit on the head in most of updates in funny ways
E-Erf please be okay

>>29623676
i'll let you all know what happens. ive slept a full 17 hours. Work let me leave early. i feel reenergized. But my head is still fucking up. I have trouble speaking. hopefully. I'll be fine

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>>29623622
Hope your alright man.

>>29623866
>17 hours sleep
PLEASE BE OKAY

WE GOTTA SAVE ERF GUYZ

boop

Elo, can I read Cherrywood adventure if I'm really behind on your main story?

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>>29623622
>>29623866
What the fuck man you can't just fucking die on us (literally)

>>29624845
Yeah, it is actually kind of a "sidequest" where the only thing that you need to know is who Cherrywood is.

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>>29623622
>>29623866

Get well soon, babe. I can't live without your green.

Also, those digits.

Since erf isn't posting, small update here.

>…
>...
>…
“Gaaaaaah!”
>You take a deep breath and your regain conscience.
>You feel once again the feeling of the ground of the cave as your hooves react and slowly start to move. Still, your head feels all fuzzy and your memories about the previous minutes are blurry.
>Below you on the ground were tiny rocks from your previous stone prison that didn’t last long enough. Although you barely remember how long you were turned in stone.
>Was it days? Or weeks? Were you dead or just in a deep comma?
>Various questions started raining in your head until you heard clapping from near you. Someone who you knew and tried to protect without even thinking
>”Bravo! My bizarre and special son is back in one piece!” The god of chaos, Discord aka your adoptive father, clapped his paw and claw as he looked at you regain conscience. “You did an excellent job, my son. You deserve the title of son of chaos after that sudden jump you previously did…”
>Jump? Jump…
>Right, you jumped without thinking to protect Discord from the magic spell of Celestia… the spell that turned you to stone. You thought you were done for… why are you still alive? Was it thanks to Discord?
“U..uh…” You slowly speak, carefully to make sure your voice wasn’t affected by the stone spell. It wasn’t affected as your voice sounded like the same squeaky 10 years old kid you were. “W-What happened? I… all I can remember is that I couldn’t move from, well… that spell I blocked without thinking”

>>29625383

>”You don’t remember anything?” Discord seemed surprised. “Not even the tiniest of things? Usually somepony can see and hear while in stone. Or at least that works for me” Discord said as he scratched his white beard and walked next to you
>Well… you did have a dream while you were out. Anything else is still blurry, maybe a secondary effect of the spell
>You nod your head while staring at Discord. “Well I… had a weird dream… I was near an edge of a weird river with some dense fog inside a creepy cavern, and there was someone in a boat wearing a black weird costume welcoming me. There were some shadows creeping all over the place, laughing or giggling even though I could hear them, there were some flying too. And then… then I wake up here”
>”Uh.” Discord scratched his beard once again. “That’s a peculiar and very descriptive dream you had…” Then he shrugged. “Nah, forget about it, must be nothing important or relevant. Moving on!” Discord moved to the right and with confetti appearing from behind him, he showed to you while exclaiming… “Look at this beauty /you/ just made, Anon!”
>You gasped. What he showed you fully surprised you. In front of you was a statue… It was Celestia, as you were before, turned in stone. What happened? You were more confused than before now
“Is… is she-“
>Discord cuts you out before you finish your phrase. “Exactly! She is a statue now! And that my son… is thanks to nopony else…” Discord walks in your direction and pokes your chest with his claw. “You. You did this, my son!”
>So… so you casted a counter spell in time to turn her in stone!? …You are a freaking genius, Alberto!
>How the hell did you do that?

>>29625385

>You look at Discord with curiosity in your eyes. “…Explain”
>You could lie and say “OH YES MOTHERFUCKER DON’T MESS WITH THE MEXICAN POWER” or some stuff but… first, that was just cringe like a kid would say and second, you are curious as fuck to know what happened when you were stoned
>Heh, stoned
>”Well.” Discord started hovering near the motionless Celestia. “Little Celi here as you remember, turned you to stone. But Anon, do you think she did it as an accident or on purpose?” He crossed his arms while hovering and staring at you. “I’d say it was on purpose. You did throw that time stop spell, remember? That would make the spell entirely freeze unless you un-stop time… but it didn’t work, did it?”
>What… is he trying to say? Fuck, you feel slow trying to get it. Must be some secondary spell of being a statue for so little
“I don’t get it”
>Discord disappeared with a *poof* and appeared behind you, he placed his paw and claw over your shoulders. “What I’m trying to say, my boy, is that the Princess tried to turn both of us in stone. Why else wouldn’t she stop the spell in the middle of the cast?”
>She… what!?
“She really… meant that?”
>”Oh yes…” Discord nodded with worry in his voice… a worry that was really fatherly like. “When I saw you being turned in stone… I thought I had lost you. Celestia turning you, a kid, my one and only son that I wouldn’t ever, ever, EVER, replace… in stone.” His eyes started shining a very low yellow for a moment
“She… didn’t care”
>Discord petted your mane tenderly while hiding an evil smirk from you. You just… looked at Celestia for a while
>”Precisely…”
>You… you were starting to feel lots of things inside you. A variety and mix of anger, confusion and sadness. Was Discord telling the truth? Did Celestia wish for that? For you two to be in a stone prison?

>>29625386

>Part of you doesn’t want to believe that but, he could be right. You are following a god of chaos, spreading chaos everywhere and learning his ways. It could be truth…
>Truth or not… you are still loyal to this god. You were never the kind of believing in a god back in Earth but, now… now you believe there is a god, or maybe more than one. Maybe one day you’ll get to talk with other god or even become one
>…Let’s be honest in that last part, if you challenged yourself to be a god, you are far from becoming one. But at least your survived today and you know how the phrase goes
>What doesn’t kill you…
>You shake your head and forget those thoughts and look back at Discord
“I believe you, Discord.” You walk to where the statue of Celestia was. Suddenly, from behind her, something shiny started to hover around her. Your eyes watch in awe as the golden butterfly from before, the one that turned in dust, flew around the statue. “It isn’t dead…” You whisper to yourself
>This butterfly has to have a meaning in these situations… but what did it mean?
>”So you accept that Miss Princess of the sun turned you to stone?” Discord looked a bit surprised. “You know that there was a chance that you couldn’t make it, right? I was the one that brought you back! Shouldn’t you feel a little bit… you know, mad? Angry?”
>In part, you were mad. But it was your fault that you jumped without thinking, although Celestia wanted you both in stone. Still, if you were live and Celestia was in stone… no need to be angry here
>The golden butterfly starts flying around you. Its golden wings being so majestic from close… your mind filling with more sudden thoughts. These thoughts that suddenly came weren’t about anger or anything like that, but the conclusion of the previous events that just happened

>>29625387

“…Yes Discord, I’ll accept it as I accepted how this world worked the first time I was here.” You take a breath as you watch the golden butterfly hover around you, your head following her moves. “I have lot of things to learn from you… but if I learned something today… is that destiny… can change.” You stared at him with determination in your eyes. “The past days I’ve started learning, not only playing and horsing around.” Don’t laugh… just, don’t laugh.
>You chuckle a bit… goddamn your puns is his fault on this too
“Maybe I didn’t deserve to be your son from the very beginning, but something made you find me and here I am. I didn’t betray you by the things the ponies said about you, I only listened to you and…” Your mind suddenly has a thought of Sweetie Belle… that was the only thing you failed. “Only… you. But what I want to say is, that-“
>You are suddenly cut off by the growl of Discord that was starting to get annoyed by your speech
>”GET TO THE POINT!” He yells at you, making you jump by surprise. “ I don’t want a son that gives speeches all of the sudden. Just resume what you want to say and get over it, time is chaos, you know?”
>Geez you didn’t expect that…
“And I was trying to sound interesting for some reason…” You cough and continue. “Destiny somehow can be changed, and that I am sure. I’ve changed the destiny of ponies here, didn’t I? If it wasn’t for me, those ponies wouldn’t be under your chaos. “Although those are changelings… but there is still that Mr. Cake guy and… Pinkamena and Fluttershy. “Maybe it’s just my imagination, but I can change other ponies destinies… I just feel it inside me somehow… and I can’t explain how. Feels like if I had a crazy fiesta with tacos and chilaquiles.” Man, you are hungry now

>>29625389

>The golden butterfly started hovering around you fast and… faster by each second now. She looked now like a fairy from Legend of Zelda, hopefully it won’t cry out “HEY!”.
>You start feeling something weird deep inside you again. Are you being molested by some weird and powerful force that you don’t know?
“Ah… I feel weird”
>”I have a feeling as to why is that…” Discord says while sitting in place, staring at you. What is he doing? “You are growing so fast, Anon.”
>What does he mean by that?
>Why is the golden butterfly starting to fly around you at so high speed?
>Why are you levitating in-
>ASDFHNJAHJOSD
>You are levitating in the middle of the cave! What the fuck!? Is this a new chaos spell?
>You tried to struggle and fight the weird power that was levitating you, but it was useless
“DISCORD! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY YET! HELP!”
>He just giggled while still looking… DO SOMETHING YOU BROWN RAYQUAZA!
“PERO AYUDAME ANIMAL!”
>Ah… there goes that weird feeling again
>You close your eyes and feel many things you can’t explain and see many things in your head; the ponies you haven’t meet yet, the places you’ll go… the food you will eat. Suddenly, a flash comes from your flanks and the golden butterfly starts to fly away from your sight. Slowly, you are taken back to the ground of the cave
“Ay ave maria…” That was some really weird shit that just happened…
>First stone, now you fly… yup, this is nothing usual you can’t get used to! Hahahaha! …Fuck that was weird
“Okay… care to explain what was that?”
>Discord just pointed to your sides for some reason. You looked at them and… holy molly a tattoo just appeared on your ass cheeks! Does this mean that you’re old enough? Hmm…

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>>29625392

>Both your flanks had the image of a golden butterfly, although it didn’t appear fully as a butterfly… the golden wings were something related to a tornado, it… looked neat tho… the spirals of the wings connected to the end of the other wings, making it look like a golden butterfly. Or well, two weird eyes. Nah, they look more like a butterfly, like that from before…
>…
>Wait a minute
>DID THE GOLDEN BUTTERFLY JUST MOLESTED YOU!?
>”As much as I don’t like the pony history, I have to congratulate you, my son.” Discord appeared next to you, a big smile on his face. “My son got his cutie mark already… and what a mark! If I was proud before, I’m more now that you got a cutie mark in chaos!” He jumped and while in mid air confetti and fireworks appeared from behind him thanks to his magic
>Cutie mark? Ah… is that thing you asked back in town. It still confuses you, but cutie marks are just like, talents of the ponies you think. Hmm… so that means your talent is being a golden butter-
>…
>Why didn’t you get a manliest cutie mark again?
>Discord noticed your slight disappointed and asked about it. “Why the long face, Anon? You should be happy! You are one step close to become a truly prince of chaos! Your destiny is to make chaos now! Shouldn’t you be proud like you always are around me?”
>You… aren’t sure how to feel. You don’t fully understand pony society yet; you need some time to get used to it. All you want to know is why you got this cutie mark just now
“Well… I remember that cutie marks are the talent of a pony, right?” You ask. Discord directly nods at you. “So what does this cutie mark means? What is my talent? How is this related to chaos?”
>Discord brought you with his magic near him. He puts his lion arm around your shoulder while he explains the meaning of your cutie mark
>”Ever heard of the butterfly effect? I believe your world uses the term “Chaos Theory”, which suits it very well”

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>>29625397

And I'll finish there.
If you fuckers find anything out of place, like the usual bad grammar I got, just point it out for the love of fuck. Help me improve damnit!
Any feedback you got helps me improve too.

>>29623622
>>29623866
I love you. Be okay.

>>29623622
Shit nigga, you what.

>>29625412

Gureto desuyo my amigo, I enjoyed this update and I can't wait to the next one.

Fucking lurkers leave a fucking feedback reeeee

Boop

rip

>>29625750
I barely have time to lurk never mind post

>>29625387
>You were live
>>29625385
>Laughing and giggling even though I could hear them
>>29625397
>Did the golden butterfly just molested you

Those are some of your gramatical mistakes. Fix them because at some points it becomes hard to understand what is going on. But if I have to say something, is that Alberto is really the dumbest colt in the thread.

>>29625397
Yo, Alberto's cutie mark is a pretzel

>>29627268
Finally someone points out the mistakes. Editing and updating pastebin once I'm off from work.

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>>29625397
Heh, I wouldn't expect Alberto to know a Strange Atractor fractal when he saw one, now the 'butterfly' makes sense. Nice choice for a chaos cutie mark.

Nice update overall, the Greek afterlife dream amusing. And I'll give you some grammar;
>>29625385
>>So… so you casted a counter spell
Cast
>>29625386
>“When I saw you being turned in stone
Either: `into stone' or `to stone', there was a bunch of these guys.
>Discord petted your
Pet
>>29625387
>never the kind of believing
never the kind to believe
> with other god
gods
>>29625389
>I was here.” You take a breath
This is a style thing, I mean-- Green Text style. Breaking from it defeats the clarity of the declarative story telling format, breaking into prose all the sudden injures comprehension. I mean, your choice bro-- You can break from the style and do your own thing, but this is part of what the posters complaining about your grammar are seeing.
>>29627268
And good on you grammar-anon.

>>29623866
Sigh. Huff. Man, that's not good. Aphasia much like your inflammation isn't a disease, it's a symptom. Not a good one. Sleeping for 17h is a symptom too. Not a good one.

It's just so wrong. All the joy you've brought us selflessly. And the world treats you to such things.

I'm at a loss for words, man. So, I'll just say
>>29601045
>>29606276
>>29612556
were great. 300 + 2, crazy. Twilight and Anon growing closer was delightful development. Twilight's lines speaking so in character her voice could be heard. Candace being a lewd pony, heh

And really, it seems like a fine place to end things anyway. Unexpected cuddles. Sure, we'll never know what happens next, but isn't that okay?

>>29604412
>>29619376
The cherry Side continues to be fun, the Grandmother being another amusing OC along with the world building going on. Cherry getting in a cat fight with an ancient and powerful specter was a good twist.

>>29578947
And fug, I missed this pict. This should have been the opt pict.

>>29623418
we need more data in s7. And i mean whether they will even continue to tease them.

Boop

>>29625412
Nigger, that kind of shit is what you should be doing when editing your stuff

Well guys, the school I go to just found a hitlist with tomorrow's date written on it in the locker room. Don't know if my name's on it or what, but if I'm not back by tomorrow night, you can assume what happened.

>>29629275
A hitlist? What the fuck does that mean?

>>29629322
It means that whoever made the list wrote the names of people they wanted to kill/injure.

>>29629322
Edgy high schoolers

So is erf dead or what I waited all day to find out about this

>>29629275
I would advice you to tell your parents about this. Maybe it was an edgy teen who is just a brooding edgelord, maybe is some idiot kid who thought that this would be a fun prank, but there is also the chance that this is real.

Tell them about this, contact the police, maybe excuse yourself a couple days from school until the culprit gets caught. I know that this sounds a bit lame, but in these situations, the most intelligent and mature thing to do, is to be cautious.

Erf, how are you feeling?

>>29629275
Most likely a prank but don't mess around with it. Tell your parents and insist they work with the school and police. If they don't escalate it to both of them then you must tell the police.

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>>29629103
I was lazy, it won't happen again!
Maybe one more time
Or two
Someone said three?
I hear four over there!

>>29630038
>>29629874


i'm alive. but doctor had to be rescheduled for tomorrow.
so, good news. my head has in fact been feeling better, not perfect, but i'm more focused
bad news, i have a shitty ass cold.
it seems my weeklong headache may have been a nasty bug i didn't notice as a bug until the floodgates opened.
i'll be writing soonish...ish.

but writing schedule will have to be reconsidered soon

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>>29630601
Get well, Erf. We can carry this thread yet, so don't worry and rest as much as you need dude.
Hope you feel better!

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>>29630601
you can't die until your story ends. so make sure it never ends.

gonna try for as long as i can. but feeling damned shitty.

>There was an air of silence in the room as Celestia and Luna took their seats. Thorax didn't seem comfortable taking the seat reserved for him, and instead just sat beside Luna.
>"Hrn? What is wrong little one?" Luna asked as she looked down at Thorax.
>Thorax looked straight down, unable to make eye contact as he spoke in a low, nervous voice. "O-oh, you know. I don't want to seem too important. T-this is a meeting among the princesses"
>"True, but young Anon is not a princess. Though..." Luna turned to you, narrowing her eyes as she focused on your mane "A little brushing, grooming, and some perfume perhaps. And he may just pass off as one"
>WHAT?!
"Hey! I thought this was a serious meeting! B-besides...I-I'm all stallion, remember? Hero COLT! It's in the title"
>As you snapped back, you could hear a small chorus of giggling coming from Cadance and Celestia. It seems those two found that pretty funny.
"......whatever"
>You just lower your head. Great, not two seconds in and you were getting fucing teased. Wasn't this important? And Thorax...what exactly are they planning to do with him?
>"See, we are all friends here. It is alright for you to have a seat." Luna smiled at Thorax as she gave him a gentle pat.
>"Yeah, c'mon Crystal Hoof. It's not like we're going to bite. Besides, whats the point of having a teacup set up for yourself if you're not going to use it?" Cadance spoke up, a smile still plastered on her face.
>"A-alright, I-if you all say so" Thorax clambered slowly up his seat and sat down. He then took his cup, his leg shaking as he took small sips. He did his best not to skae. but you could hear it just from the click clack when he set the teacup down.
>"Well, we're all here Princess Celestia. Please, tell us why we're here" Twilight asked, curious to know what was going on

>>29631016
>"In a second Twilight" Celestia said as she gazed upon you. What the fuck was she looking at?
"U-umm, what are you looking at Princess Celestia"
>"Oh, nothing. Just imagining you with a cute little bow on your head. You'd look adorable" Celestia smiled, then giggled at the very thought.
>OH COME ON!
>You just wanted this over with.
>you tried to speak as calmly as you could, a small tic in your eye making your annoyance visible.
"O-ok, then...that was, informational. Can we just get on with it please?"
>You'd probably be in a better mood if the sight of Thorax didn't make things uber tense.
>Hell, you saw Twilight trying to force down a smile when you glanced over to her. Well then, It seems you being a girl is funny. hardy har har.
>"Erm, Anon's right Princess Celestia. Changelings are a very serious matter."
>Celestia nodded, her expression becoming more regal as the subject matter finally takes off. "Indeed they are Princess Twilight. In fact, we are here for that reason, and many more concerning them."
>Many more?
>No, she couldn't mean.
>"Many more? what do you mean?" Cadance seemed pretty shaken up by those words. No doubt, she had a de3ep dislike for changelings. probably moreso than Twilight.
>"My sister means we have many things to discuss about them. Such as the fact that Anon has the entire hive in his basement" Luna spoke, blunt and true.
>"...oh no" Celestia muttered as she put her hoof on her forehead, she whispered to herself "...A tad too soon my sister, a tad too soon."
>"WHAT IN THE?! LUNA!"
>You couldn't believe it. SO FUCKING BLUNT?!

>>29631084
>However, as you looked around. Cadance nor Twilight reacted as you thought they would. They looked confused.
>"W-was that a joke?" Twilight asked, confused and worried
>"If it is, I'm sorry Princess Luna, it wasn't a very good one" Cadance adds
>You were biting your lip, hell, even thorax looked nervous as fuck.
>"Joke, it is no joke. sister, why would they think it was a joke when it is in fact truth?" Luna asked Celestia, confused herself from the reaction.
>"It was due to being so forward. But, now that it's out. And given Anon's reaction" Celestia stopped her words right there as she took a sip of her tea.
>And if the sipping of the tea was some sort of trigger, Twilight's pupils shrunk to the size of dimes as she exclaimed "IT'S TRUE?! IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE! T-THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!"
>You slam your head onto the table to hide your shame. Holy fucking shit. the madmare actually did it. Why?! Wasn't the judgement called off.
>Cadance noted your silence , thats when she realized it was all true as well. "Why? How? We banished all of them. Why would Anon have them in his basement"


I can't. I did my best. in fact. Util i'm well, i just can't. I'm sorry

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>>29631141
holy shit just like that
does this mean they are going to reveal anon's past because I really can't think of how they can explain a colt allowed to reform chrysalis
now I really want to see what happens next

>>29631461
"Yeah Twilight I'm an alien from another universe and I'm actually probably older than you but don't worry lol cuz I'm just a kid now."

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>>29631683
here we go

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>>29631738
101.8 fever it seems. well, its a good sign

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>>29631738
>>29631771

>>29631793
doing flu test.

I also have a testicle infection

>>29631815
Damn still? I thought they fixed that?

>>29631823
lolol no. it was never fixed. finally, hopefully, i wont have to feel pain down there ever again

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>>29631141

>>29631832
So they think they got it this time?

>>29631848
yes. hopefully. Im tired of my penis not working. tired of the pain

>>29632015
Hopefully they don't need to turn you into a one-balled wonder, though usually I think they let you get a prosthetic to fill the space if they remove (knew a guy who had both removed due to cancer, had to get silicon rubber false testes so he didn't feel so weird walking afterward)

>>29631815
>I also have a testicle infection
WHAT THE FUCK ERF

HOW

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>>29631141
>I can't. I did my best.
Erf, your best is better than enough, That was great; from one cliff to another, Anon's fall turns into a tumble.


Get well dude, death by green isn't a way to go. If a break needs broken out, break that break with no brakes.

Here, take a sunset in your chettos for health.

>>29631680
Yeah, probably not going to tell them that but instead will spin it somehow...but then again I'm guessing they'll have to explain about Nymous, soo, seems like a real cluster dock for everyone involved.

>>29632015
How long has it been since you last fapped?

>>29632437
Inquiring minds must know!

>>29629898
>>29630058
Well, I'm not dead. School found out who wrote it, police got involved, implemented metal detector. Catch is that students who did it are suspended, and the metal detector is going to be removed the day they come back, so everyone's life is still pretty much at risk.
American schools for you folks!

>>29632015
Ps. Get well soon Erf

>>29632015
So that's why you don't write lewd.

>>29633240
It's more a reflection on American society with the ever lowering bar of expectations and patents not giving a shit about their kids that's spilling into schools.
Glad everything worked out though. Probably was an angsty kid but you always have to follow through these days.

>>29633524
Fucking patents, they are ruining America

>>29633240
Public* schools

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I have something to lighten up the thread, look at this!

>>29633524
True
The guy who wrote it is kinda known for his fascination with guns and weapons apparently, so we'll see how things go. All's well for now, but I'll give you an ETA for my possible last day when it comes around.

>>29633756
>Public*
Private**

>>29633912
This

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>>29633912
so whos the real faker?

>>29634454
Both are Strange isn't?

>>29633912
ErfAnon confirmed to be the ultimate lifeform

>>29633240
>Well, I'm not dead
A shame Gumball couldn't say the same.

>>29633912
If PHD anon is Sonic
And if ErfAnon is Shadow
Who would be Eggman?

>”CHERRYWOOD BELLEMARE! You shall come back into the magical barrier in this instant or you will face serious consequences! Is that clear young lady?!” G-Grandma’s face was red and she was shaking harder than a wet dog… O-Oh dear…
“B-But she called you-“
>”I don’t care what a third rate apparition called me! You shall not lower yourself to that mare standard! So come back here, NOW! *HIIIISSSS*” AAAAAAAH! Grandma’s hissing was scarier than mom’s!! It didn’t even sound like bat pony, more like a dragon or something like that! Awesome! But I probably should listen to her…
“O-Okay, Grandma! S-Sheesh, you didn’t have to get so angry”
>”When we get back home, we are going to have a serious conversation about your lack of manners” Eeeep! I’m so going to get grounded now! “But for now, let’s take care of this poor imitation of a spirit!”
>”Awww! The poor little baby has to go back home?” Grrrr! Yeah, let’s get rid of this bootleg spirit and her nasal laughter! “AHAHAHA! Serves you right for… for… DID THAT DUSTY OLD SKELETON JUST CALLED ME A THIRD RATE SPIRIT?! Do you even know who you’re talking to?!”
>”Yes, you are the weeping mare, a spirit that has supposedly haunted the Manehattan forests for centuries. How disappointing is to see that the protagonist of such a sad tale turned out to be nothing but a spoiled kid” Grandma’s eyes… her face, her posture, she doesn’t look old, at least not right now… she looks like… like mom when she’s about to face the bad guys…
>”A kid you say?! Hey old hag! If you haven’t noticed it, I’m waaaaaay older than you! So get off of your high saddle, will ya?” H-Hey, why is the weeping mare walking this way? “In fact, lemme help with you with tha-aaaaah!” Yo! The weird magical circle worked! It zapped the spirit… even though I couldn’t see any barrier popping out…

>>29635027
“KeKeKe~! Take that you noodles for mane!”
>And that bootleg ghost didn’t look so happy that she got her flank zapped by Grandma’s ELECTRICAL ANTI-LAME GHOSTS SHIELD! ”WHAT THEY HAY IS YOUR PROBLEM?! Casting a barrier shield?! Hmph! No respect for hard working spirits these days!”
>”A barrier shield you say? Not only you are disgusting, but you also lack brain power. Do you think that we are unicorns? Is your vision so poor that you can’t see the bat wings that we have?” Grandma was now giggling, but… it didn’t feel like she was having fun, more like, she was toying with the weeping mare “Hmmm, I don’t know why that surprised me, after all, you have already proven to be a disappointment. One can’t expect that somepony as pitiful as you could know that this is just a simple purifying incantation…”
>”That’s still cheating! You are nothing more than a couple of cheaters! You guys aren’t worth my time! I mean, c’mooooon! A senile old mare and her squeaky little pet monkey!? Puh-lease!” Egh… this dummy is starting to give me a headache…
>But still… something here doesn’t fit. Like yeah, it is super lame that the weeping mare turned out to be the biggest scam this side the Manehattan region, but there was some holes in here, I dunno if Grandma could see ‘em, but I definitely could…
“Hey, worms for brains! Before I kick your flank so hard that my hooves become your new cutie mark, I have a question for ya!”
>”Eeeeeeeh? The squeaky monkey has a question for my scary self? Well ain’t that the peaches?! HAHAHAHA! I’m sure that you realized how terrifying I am and now you want to ask for your mommy! Well, guess what?! There will be no mercy for squeaky brats like you! AHAHAHAHAH!” Sheesh, this gal is dumb, like reaaaallly dumb…

>>29635032
“Eeeh… no… I was actually wondering two things. Like, your story says that you have been looking for your long lost foals for like, a veeery long time now, you even screeched that a lot before you became a full jerk, so what’s up with that? Aren’t you worried about them anymore? Oh! And before I forget… I thought that you were a super old spirit, as in, you lived before Princess Luna got banished to the moon, so why do you speak like a dumb teen then?”
>”Who? Oooooh, you mean those pesky little brats?” Why… why did she shrug? Why was she talking about them with so much hate in her ghostly heart? “They never got lost, that’s a story that I made up to get some attention, the true story is that they decided to live with that goody two shows of their father instead of me… and after they left, I had to make a living off of something, you know? Charity can give you tooooons of good stuff, especially when the Princesses gets involved… but eh, I guess that ponies stop caring after a while…buncha jerks”
“You… YOU! You are the worst pony I have ever met! You are horrible! You are dumb, and a jerk and your mane looks like cat barf! You don’t even deserve that I kick your flank from here to eternity, you don’t deserve anything!”
>Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! So the story was a sham too?!
>”Meh, I had my fun in fooling those ponies, and after I became a spirit, I had soooo much fun scaring ponies and taking some souls for me to mess with… I guess that could answer your other question. I love, and I mean loooove scaring young brats who are so stupid as to come to the forest to have a romantic evening or whatever, I suppose that their lingo just stuck with me”

>>29635086
>”Pathetic, you are utterly pathetic…” Grandma Umbra… she was angry, but not like when she gets with me… this time she looked… threatening “I can’t believe that scum like yourself could even exist. You are not worth of even the disgusting rags that you are wearing; I’m sure that even the worms that feast on your brain feel ashamed of themselves”
>”… Okay… that’s it… I’m going to take your souls and play hoofball with ‘em” Don’t get me wrong, getting my soul taken away do stinks… but it was hilarious that this jerk didn’t have a comeback this time.
>”Fine by me, better spirits than you have tried and failed to do the same” Wooooow! The weird jewels were now spinning in mid-air and glowing super hard! And Grandma…
“H-Hey Grandma Umbra! What is going on? Why is everything lighting up? And why is the wind blowing so frickinglish hard? Oh wait! I know! This is an incantation or something like that, right?!”
>”You are correct my dear Cherrywood!” Coool! Now Grandma Umbra’s voice had an echo! “I am done with wasting my time with this thousand year old imbecile!”
>”Ooooh?! So you looked at a mirror or something, old hag?!” Dude, the weeping mare was glowing too! Well… more than before “AHAHAHAHA! You made a terrible mistake! But don’t worry; you will have an eternity to regret your stupidity once your souls are mine!”
>”You shall not do such thing! Oh spirit whose soul has been wandering the land of the living aimlessly, hear my call. I am Umbra Elegance and the moon is my guide…” W-Wait… something is happening, everything is still glowy and weird… but something else was happening, I can juuuust feel it “Your time in the plain has run out, the land of the dead claims for your soul, it is time for you to finally rest, may the moon guide in you en every step…”

>>29635089
>And… And… Holy crackers! The weeping mare was starting to disappear! ”AHAHAHAHAHA! Are you so terrified of me that now you are reciting lame poems?! Now this is rich! Enjoy having your souls remo- huh? W-Wait! W-What is going on?!” Oh, c’mon! Did you seriously notice that you were becoming ghost smoke just now?! How dense can this mare get?!
>”Even with all your years of “experience”, you still don’t know what an exorcism is? As I said, you are utterly pathetic, but worry not, because you can continue being pathetic in the land of the dead…”
>”WHAT?! No! NONONONONONO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
>”May you find peace in your new journey…” And with that… the weeping mare turned into gold dust…
“So long, jerk!”
>”Cherrywood Bellemare!” Eeeep! Now what did I do wrong?! “That mare might have been a despicable pony in both life and death, but even she deserves some respect. We don’t know why the weeping mare turned out to be this way, why her heart became so filled with hatred… but the least we could do, is to offer a pray so she repents from her past mistakes”
“But… Awwww… you’re right Grandma… sheesh, to be honest with ya, before meeting Anonny and Mr. Discord and Sister Eris, I… I was so lonely that I was starting to hate everypony and I felt like maybe I wasn’t supposed to be happy, like maybe I was too much of a weirdo to be liked by anypony”
>Why… Why did I feel like crying all of the sudden? T-that part of me was long gone, so why-?
>”There, there my dear child…” Grandma’s hug… I… I couldn’t say that I didn’t want this… I think that I needed something like this… “I can sense the sadness and fear that lingers in your heart. Worry not my dear Cherrywood, you will never end up like the weeping mare, you have a family who loves you and for what it seems, you now have wonderful friends. You have nothing to fear my child”

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>>29635096
“I… I suppose… mmmm… I think… I think that I want to go back to your spooky house now…”
>”Very well, then let’s offer a pray for that mare so we can return home. And tomorrow, I could teach you some incantations, would you like that?”
“Y-Yeah! I would love that!”
>And so, me and grandma gave a little pray so the weeping mare could stop being a jerk and for her children and husband to forgive her. And after that, me and Grandma Umbra returned home… I do hope that everypony back in Canterlot is doing fine…
>Still, now that I think about it… What was that deal between my dumb uncle and the dumb Blueblood all about? Meh… as if those two could cause any trouble…


And that's it for Cherrywood's adventure! I hope that you guys enjoyed it, and I await for your exciting (You)'s!

>>29633912
Man, this is cool!

>>29635109
I like your writing but find Cherrywood highly annoying. I'm currently trying to read through her arc.

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>>29632015
>>29631832
erf i hope your ball cancer clears up, my dude. you deserve better

>>29635123
Aight man! No problem, but can you tell me why you find her annoying?

>>29635123
Bullshit. It's cute as fuck. I was actually going to post that Elo should consider doing this more often.

>>29635143
Thanks! I will take all the criticism into consideration, for possible future chapters like this

>>29635109
Aaah, cherry is too cuuuuute!

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>>29635695
Aww, thanks!

>>29633912
I should point out that this pic really pleases me since my Sonic autism is pretry strong to the point where I consider sonic 3 & Knuckles better than any 2D Mario

>>29635793
I could never git gud at classic sanic games when I was young

>>29635793
Sonic is cancer like Undertale.

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>>29635824
Similar to DMC or Bayonetta, Classic Sonic Games are incredibly satisfying when you master them. Finishing a level in a minute or less feels soo good.

>>29635927
If you mean the fanbases. You are wrong, nothing shall ever surpass the pure raw autism of sonic's fanbase.

>>29635793
Need more info on this pic

>>29636028
I hope that the bitchy janitor doesn't delete the post and ban me, but that's Honey The Cat. She is from Sonic Fighters

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>>29633912
I cannot see ErfAnon running around Ponyville as Shadow now.

>>29636136
will he have a edgy game with multiple endings?
-rule with chrysalis
-become full pony
-somehow fails both

>>29636291
Yknow, edgy aside, Shadow the hedgehog had some... well, at least good soundtrack.
I had that game as a kid and cleared the shit out of it, don't judge

Morning bump

>>29636330
I did too, I really enjoyed messing around with the guns and weapons. hell I still have the gamecube disc somewhere

>>29636330
>>29637085
You two should feel ashamed

>>29634761
...
Is this thing on?
Was this my trip?
Hello?

Hi.

>>29632015
That sounds genuinely horrible, I'm sorry.

Now, I know this kind of stuff is out of fashion, but I'm praying for you. I really hope you recover. You gave so much to the anons of this thread so consistently.

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>>29637426
BABE, YOU ARE BACK!

>>29637485
BAAABE.
How long has it been? Three, four months? I'll have to check the pastebin.
Is the thread still slow as shit and dying every so often?

>>29637540
Of course it is! But that still doesn't discourage anyone! In fact, we got new writters.

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>>29637382
I was just a bab though. I was still innocent to the internet, and thus all the sonic autism and red/black original characters.

it was fun, plus i had already done both sonic adventure games

>>29637426
>>29637540
pff
thats probably not even gumballs trip

poser

>>29637540
Why did you leave us?!

>>29637561
Awesome man.

>>29637829
Psh, how could someone even pretend to be gumball on the internet? He's
one of a kind! Get real...

>>29638145
Life happened friend. Sorry.

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>>29638692
>Life happened
Your windows tablet broke and didn't have money to replace it, am I right?

Boop

Page?

>>29636112
She's a real qt

>>29638978
That would have been simple. I'll just say a lot of changes happened and I had to reprioritize, work being a big one. Writing and posting just fell by the wayside.
And you're half right, my tablet was fine but I did end up breaking my phone about a month ago.

>>29634886
Eris

>>29634886
Probably Discord(s), desu. I can 100% see their Discords putting them in the game world and both dressing up as eggman to fuck with them.

>>29635139
She's gay

>>29640195
>>29640241
The Discords are Eggman while Eris is either the perfect chaos, metal sonic or Nega Eggman

>>29640292
You are gay

Boop

>>29641066
I'm gay

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>>29637382
I regret nothing, it was a good game for my tiny me

>>29640193
You get fired famalam?

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Would Fluttershy reacted in any way if Discord fell in love with an OC?

>>29631141
i never answered sunsetfag. but let me say. i love me some churros

>You sigh, your mind was melting from the sudden reveal. Should you be angry? should you be sad? Scared? Or maybe you should just bash your head until it cracks open. No, not that, that's impossible.
>You just slowly rest your head on your hooves as you look down at the table. Your head starting to hurt from all this craziness hitting it at such an instant rate.
>You open your mouth to speak. But you can't just get the words out. It scared you. how much do you reveal? How much would the princesses' reveal?
>"Actually, there happens to be multiple circumstances as to how this occurred. First and most foremost. We, as the rulers and protectors of Equestria, had failed to collect proper intelligence on our enemy. The queen had turned out to be a common tactic decoy. The real Queen Chrysalis had been out with a scouting party at the time." Celestia speaks for you. Staying strong, never faltering, just moving forward to keep the meeting going a long.
>"W-what? So, we didn't...but, Was. No, I refuse to believe that Anon was protecting them. That isn't like him. Furthermore, I know Discord enough that he wouldn't let them in his house, he'd find them boring or something like that." Twilight went back to her previous notions. She hadn't come to fully believe it yet.
>"I share some of your sentiments Twilight. However, that too is wrong. Queen Chrysalis has forced her way, along with her remaining troops, into Discord's home while he was out to recruit Anon through her hypnotic abilities. But thanks to an intervention by Discord, he instead kept her and her entire hive in his home "for the fun of it" " Celestia says
>"Indeed, my sister. Discord can be quite the lunatic at most times, this being no exception. However, I can see in both your eyes that there is still some doubt. Perhaps if Anon told you what his goal became once this happened, There would be a better understanding." Luna adds.

>>29642254
also, i still sick fellas. doing my best.

"Egh...why don't you two just tell it. I'm not in the mood. Why don't you just banish me and be done with it."
>Celestia acts surprised by your depressive statement. "Anon, we are not having this meeting because we are going to banish you. We are having this meeting to discuss what is to be done."
>Cadance crosses her forelegs as she gives a hard stare towards Celestia, angry that the bugs that threatened her family were still around. "well isn't that obvious? Let's just get Discord to banish them. Then we figure out what to do with him since this is clearly all his fault. He's obviously been raising Anon like some sort of villain in hero's clothing. And this time? We make sure every single one of them are gone. They attacked my husband and me. And then tried again while I was still pregnant with Flurry Heart."
>...oh good gravy.
"nmmgh. A-actually, they didn't do that. That was actually me, on something completely unrelated."
>"W-what?! Anon, w-why. Why would you.." Cadance had taken it wrong. Thinking you had tried to actually hurt her family.
>Celestia shook her head "Do not think ill of him Cadance, he was merely made a part of his father's prank. There was nothing malicious about it. It was just Discord being Discord and causing well....Discord."
>"Right now, I don't know if I should consider that good or bad" Cadance was not amused
>"Me neither." Twilight practically imitated his step sister's reaction
>"Yes, well. That aside. I agree with my sister. anon, please tell Princess Cadance and Princess Twilight the mission you had placed upon yourself." Celestia looks at you with a motherly expression "Please do not worry, this will not end in the way you think it will."
>Would it? Just looking at Thorax. Despite his silence. he was jittery as all fuck.

>>29642276
"Fine..."
>You raise your head, roll back your mane with your foreleg, and speak with hopeless abandon.
"I wanted to reform Queen Chrysalis. It felt wrong to just condemn her when some others had done just as bad and has gotten a chance."
>"Reform?" Cadance was not expecting that
>"...." Twilight was in deep thought as a memory had struck her noggin instantly. It filled her with regret and sorrow. This memory. It just had to keep coming back to her. "....so when you came to ask me about...." She gasped and put her hooves to her mouth. "Anon, you really meant to do it, didn't you?"
>You slowly nodded as you slumped your head back down.
"Yeah. I had them in my basement and I thought I could do it. Dad made sure to pretty much defang them. They can't hurt me, and even when Queen Chrysalis is out and about in Ponyville. She's so weak that she can't actually do anything"
>"Anon..." Twilight became meloncholic as she looked down, she found something admirable about it. She saw that through Discord's shenanigans, you had the opportunity to reform one of Equestria's biggest villains. But to her. You were too young, too inexperienced, And Chrysalis? Too cunning and merciless. "I admire the fact that you...wait" And then she heard she was walking around Ponyville "SHE'S WHAT?!" Twilight then turned her head towards Celestia and Luna "SHE'S BEEN WALKING AROUND PONYVILLE,AND YOU BOTH KNEW?! ahrm" She then forced herself to calm her tone when she realized who she was talking to. "Ahm..umm..h-how long, did you both know exactly?" She gives them a worried smile.
>"Hrn, well my sister knew before I did. But I'd say it was very close to when it started" Luna answered, unshaken and unwavering by anything so far. Solid as a rock.
>from both Cadance and Twilight, a collective "WHAT?!" can be heard.

>>29642340
>Your ear twitched. did you hear right?
>Did Luna just mention that they themselves knew for as long as you did? Even though that was mostly true. There was no way Twilight nor Cadance could find that agreeable. And yet the princesses put themselves in that place.
>And yet, while a feeling of solidarity was hitting you. so was a feeling of dread.
>This could be some sort of endgame.
>"My sister speaks the truth. So Discord and Anon are not the only ones to blame. We have given Anon our permission to continue his efforts. Even when things started going a little out of control" Celestia did it, she made it official. they were to blame as much as you were.
>"Yes, such as the vile queen portraying herself as Anon's dear sister. Something I find atrocious given the sanctity of a sibling bond" Luna adds, still forward as ever.
>You felt everything crash,burn,explode, wither, and die as your face hit the table
>Celestia nearly spit up her tea when Luna let out that bit.
>"N-NYMOUS?! NYMOUS IS QUEEN CHRYSALIS?! THE PONY WE JUST THREW A PARTY FOR IS NYMOUS?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? SHE WAS NOTHING LIKE SHE WAS WHEN SHE PRETENDED TO BE CADANCE! SHE WAS EVEN NICE AND SWEET! THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE HER." Twilight didn't care anymore. this was too outrageous for her.
"...It was her."
>you mumble
>"Ok, alright" Cadance seemed to have had enough. "So you three knew and we didn't. I get all of that. And given how it was you who also allowed the reformation of Discord. Part of me can understand all this. I can only guess the reason you didn't want anypony else finding out is because Queen Chrysalis isn't fully aware of who knows and who doesn't. But let me know this. Please, at least tell me some progress has been made. That no good love trampling insect doesn't deserve as much mercy as she has gotten. Not her, and not her hive"

>>29642417
>"That is not for us to tell. Anon, you must add something to this. We cannot speak on this matter alone." Celestia's tone was a bit tougher this time. she wanted you to speak for yourself on this.
>You slowly lift your head up again. It felt like their was weights tied to it. This felt so damn difficult.
>You looked over to Twilight and Cadance with a pathetic expression. Had you made progress?
>You let the thought linger for a moment. You then turned to Thorax. Surely Cadance meant the four of them. But perhaps things were so heated. And him so quiet. That they didn't notice or care that he was in the room listening in.
>you sigh, and say your thoughts. If anything, Chrysalis was still your friend. You didn't want her gone. Especially since you knew she could be reformed.
"I think I have. While she is still mostly herself on the outside. She actually did help me save that other Equestria she had mentioned. Sure, she didn't say she was a part of it so she didn't look like a hero or something like that. But, and hear me out on this, she can be reformed. We already have a pretty close friendship, and if anything. That dimension we went to had a Chrysalis who was ALREADY reformed. So, given my educated opinion. I'd say i've made good progress."
>And then you stop, and wait for a reaction.
>Twilight just closes her eyes and puts her hoof on her forehead "I can't believe this. so, we're just supposed to just hear these secrets then say it's ok just because there's some hope?"
>"Anon, I'm sorry. But, just because she's reformed in another dimension doesn't mean anything for OUR Chrysalis. Have you ever considered she's just been pulling one massive act? This wouldn't be the first time she's done that. she's a master of it Anon. More than enough to trick a kid like you, no offense" Cadance felt you were unprepared. And felt unconvinced even if there was a GOOD Chrysalis.
>But, it wasn't. Not all of it...

>>29642483
"Hey! look. I'll be honest. she still doesn't like ponies. But despite all that. We have a good connection. She's saved my life more than once. She's risked her life for me. No matter what. Anypony who was really evil wouldn't do that. All in all, I'd like to think Tirek is more evil than she is."
>You felt a small defensive spark. You had to defend her. You felt like they were just going to banish her at the end of all this if you didn't say something.
>"So you two have become friends." Twilight sighed as she shook her head "All these secrets. Putting ponies at risk. Anon, I would tell you, scold you even, on how everything was wrong if the princesses weren't in on this too. Because in my opinion. And I'm sorry Princess Celestia, Princess Luna.....But this is really wrong. This could easily end up like how Tirek and Discord worked out. It seemed good for Discord until the last second when Tirek got control of everything. I for one, am not willing to make that mistake by trusting her. And nothing more can be said to change that."
>Twilight....
"TWILIGHT! C'MON! SHE'S MY FRIEND! I TOLD YOU I HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL! I JUST NEED MORE TIME!"
>Who the fuck says she can have final say?
>"I agree with Twilight Anon, a monster like her can never be reformed" Cadance seconded Twilight's notion. Of course she would.
>Fuck....
"A-and? so what? It's still Celestia and Luna's decision. And their behind me on this"
>"Actually Anon, part of the reason we are having this meeting is due to the fact that we have come to a similar conclusion. At least, with the way things are going so far" Celestia....her too?
>wut?
"YOU WHAT?! BUT I'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD! YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME! I'VE SEEN IT. I KNOW IT CAN BE DONE! YOU CAN'T JUST BANISH HER!"

>>29642535
>No fuck this. This was wrong. so very damn wrong.
>Suddenly, you get enveloped in Luna's magical blue aura and get softly planted back onto your seat. "Calm yourself Anon, we aren't banishing her either. Not yet, we have just decided to make an alteration to the plan."
>Alteration?
>Cadance sighed "So we're still going to attempt this? Despite the fact that she's still a huge danger?"
>You were breathing hard. What the fuck was going on. What was next? were they going to shatter your life too? Were they going to tell them...your past?
>"Actually. we are going to try flipping things around. Instead of reforming Queen Chrysalis and working our way down. We'll be reforming her hive, and work our way up. I want everypony's support on this. But not without revealing a few other details first."
>"There's more?! what else could there be?" Twilight couldn't believe it.
>"P-please don't tell me the entire hive has had access to Equestria too" Cadance was about to call shenanigans. She even wondered if this was a trap of some sort.
>"No, only her captain has access as well. And that's who we'd like to mention first" Celestia says, surprising you. So, they were going to mention Scrappy?...then...what about Thorax?
>"Her Captain? ohhhh" Twilight slumped her head to the table "None of this sounds remotely logical."
>Celestia's tone became lighter as she gave a small smile to her next words "Indeed Twilight, I too was astounded to find out that Applebloom's dog was the captain of the changelings as well."
>Twilight's eyes went wide again as she sprang from her chair "YOU WHAT?! SCRAPPY?! SCRAPPY IS THE CAPTAIN?! B-BUT...." She started flapping her wings in mid air almost instinctively, trying to find a place to zip out of the castle. "B-BUT THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO WARN HER, WE HAVE TO-"

>>29642557
>"She already knows. she has known since she adopted him. according to a letter I've gotten from her yesterday, and my own sister's words. He's quite gentle and kind. And adores hugs" Celestia says with a calm smile as she sips her tea. What a fine time to crack that one Celestia. it was near cuntish.
>Twilight was near pale as she slowly landed, and shakingly took her tea and poured some right on her muzzle without sipping. her mane coming out of place. "Likes hugs.....r-right. Ok, and so...hah, even the crusaders knew before I did. How do....you like that..haha"
>Cadance sighed, staying her patience as it became interesting, she took a sip of tea, then spoke "you wouldn't let a changeling near that many foals unless you were sure. So what about this "Captain" makes him different from the others?"
"I'll answer that. since I've been around him the most. As long as my word is taken. I really don't need any distrust right now."
>Nor did you need anyone else speaking for him. You felt you had this. After Twilight's reaction. maybe you could salvage this. Because all in all, this plan sounded bad. You can't just reform the changelings. Their loyal to Chrysalis. It's just not done.
>"As long as Celestia and Luna don't have any objections. I'll won't raise any of my own" Cadance says with assurance.
>Twilight was just sort of gargling. But you were sure she was listening.

>>29642592
"He's just a kid, like me. He only follows Chrysalis because it's more his mom than his queen. He really doesn't act too much like a changeling. Thats why he became friends so fast with the crusaders. They love him, and he loves them. He's also brave enough, no joke, to sacrifice his own life to protect them over anything. Even if it was just like, a fork. When he thought they hated him, Well, I think he was willing to just waste away to nothing. He wasn't doing so well, but, as it turned out. It was all just a misunderstanding. BUT, he's not a reason to deviate from the plan. Captain he may be, But he'd never truly betray Chrysalis. He loves her too y'know. Thats why I think my plan is better...just saying, he's not really a good example of anything"
>Cadance looks to Celestia and Luna. who just silently nod.
>"However, Anon. It is not Scrappy we wish to entrust with our plan. Nor is it you" Celestia goes back into serious mode. Looking stern on this decision
>Uhhhhhhhh...wut?
"...are you....are you saying I'm out? Like, are you throwing my plan away completely? Celestia, I'm the only one who can even talk to them properly. Who else is there that has no loyalty towards them?"
>Celestia said nothing. Her and Luna instead went and looked at Thorax. Who merely gulped, but still kept in place. You could tell he was scared. But, Celestia and Luna. They must have talked to him before this meeting. He already knew. GODDAMMIT! THEY ARE GOING TO USE HIM?!
>Cadance and Twilight had just realized he was still in the room. Not only that, but they were also just realizing he wasn't actually a pony. slowly, but they were realizing it.

>>29642609
SHIEEEEEEET NIGGA ANON IS SO FUCKED

>>29642609
Nigga should have killed Thorax when he had the chance

Changeling rainbow warriors

>>29642609
This is it, this is the event that kickstarts erfanon's life as a villain.

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>>29643506
will he become the ultimate lifeform? will he take candy from babies?

>>29643632
Will he find that damn fourth chaos emerald?

>>29643506
Hah, that would be hilarious

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>>29642698
>>29642762
>>29643506
and then he joined chrysalis in her bid for world wide conquest and domination

>>29640241
generations style?

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>>29644153
How about this
PHD Anon = Sonic
Aegia = Tails
Eris = Knuckles

ErfAnon = Shadow
Chrysalis = Rouge
Scrappy = Omega


While the Discords are like the Eggmans in Generations, the true bad guy is the X-Captain ala time eater

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>mfw all this sonic autism

>Finally catching up with erf's story
>Expecting the meeting to be about telling Twilight and Cadence about Thorax and Celestia's thoughts on the alt Anon being her son
>Seriously what happened to that
>Instead got Luna and Celestia being treacherous cunts and Anon on the verge of going nuclear
>Also got Sonic's autism for a reason
O-Ok

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>>29642609
Surely sending a convicted traitor to hive right into Chrysalis' clutches could not possibly end poorly. Surely cutting one of the most important players of the plan out, that player being Anon, is an excellent idea.
I'm sure Chrysalis will be perfectly happy with all this when she inevitably finds out.

Too much princess meddling is going to fuck the entire thing up.

>>29644696
kek

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>Mfw all this shitters who thinks that Luna and Celestia are wrong in telling erfanon to fuck off

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>>29645996
>mfw some fag uses a sonic image to garner attention for his shit opinion

this is gonna end up breaking apart the friendship that anon and chrysalis formed, forcing anon to finally choose either her or the ponies. After all she did save his life twice. plus she's not going to be happy when she learns that Thorax is alive and that both anon and scrappy decieved her.

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>>29646168
But that doesn't make them wrong, you dumb retard. The changelings are a major threat for Equestria, Discord is gullible and Anon is clearly chewing more than he can swallow. If they would have let things as it is, Chrysalis would have eventually escaped with her hive, not only that, she would have escaped with critical info that could haveed to Equestria's downfall.

ErfAnon might not like it, it might break his friendship with Chrysalis, but that is irrelevant when compared to the safety of an entire nation.

Why do we always have a new vidya related meme every week?

>>29646168
Season 7 looks good so far.

>>29646197
>implying your opinion is correct

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>>29646802
Except there will be no Discord.

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>>29646197
but thats exactly why its stupid to tell anon. If they were going to pull this shit they should be able to predict that he wouldn't like it. If they were serious about this they should had spoken to twilight and cadance without him and planned something with discord, who has full custody of the changlings. Now theres almost a guarantee that anon will try to help chrysalis. He might not go full edgelord since he cares about ponies too, but we can already tell he might do something. He isn't going to let chrysalis hang.

You can talk about the greater good and all that, but basic human nature would lead people to chose family and friends as priority over society when it comes to loyalty.

>>29647501
Haven't seen this in a while. It's cute

>>29647643
But not telling him would have been way worse than what they did. ErfAnon would have actually retaliated because he would have felt betrayed by everyone. Luna and Celestia are not only telling him about their plan which is way better than ErfAnon's idea, they are also taking the blame about this mess. And no matter how much ErfAnon cries and whines, he knows that Luna and Celestia were patient with him, kept everything as a secret from the other princesses and gave him several chances to prove that he was making progress, he simply didn't deliver and let things to start to get out of control to the point where Chrysalis had everyone in Ponyvilled fooled.

Luna and Celestia simply couldn't risk any more slip ups because that would have meant the doom of Equestria, Nymous came to be because ErfAnon was bested and Discord got fooled, who can guarantee that she couldn't pull that again? Then an actual and real chance to reform at least the hive pops out, why wouldn't they take it? Because that colt is being stubborn, inefficient and unpractical? They simply had to prioritize, and that meant that ErfAnon's plan was going to get axed.

The plan is not heroic, is not pretty, but it gets the work done better than anything ErfAnon has ever done which bringing comparisons, is basically the ideology behind PhD's strategy to take down the changelings Strange isn't?

>>29642609
>"No way." Twilight's eyes became locked to Thorax's as her mind flared with conclusions "Princess Celestia. I...he's not. He's not just a young pony. Is he?"
>"Oh no...oh no..." Thorax finally reacted as he hopped off his chair and hid under Luna's. "I'm sorry! I'm Sorry! I'm sorry! Yes, I'm a changeling! but I don't want to hurt anypony I swear!" He covered his head as he shivered under her chair. He was so frightened of having done something wrong. He couldn't even focus on his form and slowly began to change into his buggy self.
>Except for one peculiar difference. His wings. While still their buggish self. Were blue, and kind of shiny. Weird. Was it always blue? No, no it wasn't. hell, it looked like they were still changing. as if it was some sort of metamorphosis.
>"So it is a changeling!" Cadance became angered as she slammed her hooves on the table, staring directly at Celestia and Luna. It looked like she lost it, but she was still trying to hold on to that last shred of understanding she could hold on to. "You two took on a changeling as an attendant!? Do you know what this looks like. Are you even the Princesses?!"
>"Princess Celestia, please, e-explain." Twilight look hurt. she couldn't understand how things could have gone so far.
>"Alright, I shall. But first." Celestia still looked forward as she called the fear-fillled bug "Thorax, will you please come back and sit on your seat. I promise you, it'll be alright.We can't proceed until we do what you wanted to do first." Her tone was soft and delicate. So much so, as if it was his actual mother, he looked up at her, gulped, and slowly went back to his seat.
>Wanted to do first? What the hell was Celestia getting at here? She was really going to leave things to this pussy? the moment he was found out he ducked and hid like a rat.

>>29647880
>"Doing what he wants? Princess Celestia...I'm sorry, but if I sense even the smallest bit of deception. I'll have to act. I..ngh, It's my duty" Twilight was conflicted. Everything was spiraling out of control. She didn't know what to attack. what to defend. or where she even really was. Was this truly happening? Her thoughts were scattering as things became more tense.
>"And I understand that. I can only ask you to be patient a moment more. But, just for assurance about-...oh" Celestia stopped speaking when suddenly the moon made a quick pass across the sun.
>Luna's horn stopped glowing as she sighed "You take too long sometimes sister, when our very identities are being questioned by our equals. We should really make an effort to quell those fears. No hesitation"
>"Thank you, Luna. You are right on that." Celestia nods in agreeance, feeling Luna was in the right in that regard.
>"Well, that settles that. Then." Cadance eyes shift towards Thorax as she takes a moment to settle down "...what is it exactly "he" wants?"
>Thorax still refused to budge. He just began staring at Cadance, trying to get his words out.
>"it's alright young Thorax. We understand your wishes well. But we cannot help make them come true until you can take those first steps yourself. We shall be behind you, but you must make progress so my sister and I may help you along." Luna imparts words of wisdom to him. And like any Saturday Morning ponce, he gives in to it.

>>29647903
>"hrn...Well" Thorax looked down, but then forced himself to look back at Cadance with apologetic eyes. "Miss Princess Cadance ma'am. I know you hate us, you hate me. And I don't want to waste your time by saying how we're not all bad or anything like that. Instead, I'd just like to say that I'm really really sorry about what happened in Canterlot. And, I want to make it up to you in any way I can. And Princess Twilight, I'm sorry too for what our queen did to your brother and to you and your friends. If I could, I wouldn't have let her do it. I don't like evil, or badness, or being mean. And, that's all I can say really. So if there's anything you need me to do. Please ask, I'll do anything to make it up." there were tears coming down those buggy eyes of his. He was being truthful. That you knew. But did they know?
>"You're sorry? after everything you and your entire hive has done. All you can say is "You're sorry?" Do you really think I'll just accept that?" Cadance didn't seem convinced, and just stared at the bug with intense distrust.
>"N-no...I-I guess not" Thorax looked down feeling shame, more tears falling down his eyes. This time, it was noticable as even his voice began to crack "I-I know ponies could n-never really f-forgive me a-anyway. T-that's why I-I'm fine just being an attendant to the p-princesses. They took me in, even after the b-bad stuff I had done. T-their my friends. And I want to r-repay that friendship...with my life. I-if you, or Princess Twilight w-want to hate me forever....it's ok. I deserve it. In fact, maybe if you b-banish me, it'll help make you feel better." He hid his face in his legs and started to sob "G-go ahead..I-I-i'm weread-dy"
>no, ok. You wouldn't interrupt this because it was clear he needed help. But no fucking way can this guy replace you. He's a total fucking sap.
>Cadance just stared at him sob and weep. She could see the distress in Luna's and Celestia's face. and yet they sat there doing nothing.

>>29647929
>"I-ve...I've never seen a changeling cry before. Twilight, is. Has there ever been any record of a changeling crying?" Cadance, was actually softening up
>Twilight still seemed on the fence as she looked at Thorax with suspicion "Only crocodile tears. But..." Twilight could see large levels of liquid flowing out and about gtom under Thorax's legs and face. He was really crying. "T-those don't look like them, I think" Twilight was hesitating. She never EVER had read or seen a changeling react like this before. And, she started to notice his wings as well. A peculiar color indeed.
>"Thorax, can you look at me please?" Cadance asked him, in a gentler tone."It's alright, I won't hurt you"
>Thorax slowly complied. When he looked at her, he was wheezing, sniffing, crying, and sobbing. he wasn't even wiping his tears away. He just wanted to do what he felt was right. Such as listening to Cadance.
>Cadance cringed, he looked so sorry. So pathetic. She couldn't imagine any changeling degrading themselves this hard to deceive someone. and even if they did. It'd be a pretty pitiful attempt. And this was pretty damn convincing. "Thorax, you can wipe your tears away if you want."
>"O-oh..." He sniffed as he started to wipe his tears with his hooves, but then he apologized when he said he couldn't get them to stop coming.
>Twilight herself was so stunned that she herself questioned if this was an act. And so, she decided to ask Thorax a question. "Thorax, you seem.....like a nice...changeling. Ahrm" She was having a little trouble getting the words out. But she wanted to sound sincere "What exactly do you want? I don't think anypony would put themselves in a room of powerful ponies without a good reason"

>>29648028
>Thorax looked towards Luna, Celestia, then slowly towards Twilight with caution and nervousness. "W-well, I. Just want want friends. And, I don't want my siblings to be alone anymore."
>"You don't want your siblings to be alone anymore? What do you mean by that?" Cadance asked, confused.
>"I mean, after everything Princess Celestia and Princess Luna has taught me. I want to be able to share what I've learned about love and friendship. I want the hive to see that we don't have to eat love to survive if we can just learn to love eachother. I know we can do it!" He started to become more confident as he spoke from his heart "I know the queen could never see it. But they can, I know they can. Scrappy was one of the most loyal changelings to the queen and even he's managed to learn what friendship is. I think, after I've learned everything I need to learn. That I could help my siblings see the light!....oh erm.." And then he became nervous again "O-of course, i-if you think it'd be ok."
>Cadance got up with a scowl on her face as she slowly approached Thorax "Is that so, then I only have one thing to say"
>"Y-yes?" Thorax whimpered as Cadance drew near.
>"I...." Cadance started to smile and gently wiped the remaining tears from Thorax's cheeks. "Believe you"
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! DID SHE SERIOUSLY!? Does...that mean?
>"And what say you? Princess Twilight?" Celestia asked.
>"I" Twilight stopped, and composed her thoughts for a moment before producing a gentle smile of her own "Am willing to trust him. If Apple Bloom can trust Scrappy, and you all can trust Thorax. Then, I think, as the Princess of Friendship. I can give him a chance."
>Thorax smiled wide, he beamed such a happy smile that he started to cry again "T-thank you, t-the both of you. I-I promise. You won't regret it."
>Holy shit....They were kidding you right? Even with everything said so far. How was this guy going to reform the hive?
>In fact, it was time to break your silence

>>29648073
"Welp, thats good. We're all friends now and I'm super glad. But the question remains. How exactly is he going to reform the changelings? Chrysalis is usually in the hive and she is NOT going to be happy when he waltz in to do his thing. And, to remind everypony. She thinks he's gone. You're afraid of Chrysalis acting and freeing her hive and all that stuff. But everything will fall apart if she realizes me and her captain betrayed her."
>and so, their plan is ruined. And you can continue with your plan. Which while slow. Makes more sense and has been slowly working. That's how you felt anyway.
>"Oh Anon, thats ok, the princesses have thought of everything" Thorax said with a happy smile as Cadance had allowed him a hug. Totally ignorant to the fact you didn't agree to any of this shit.
>Wut?
"What do you mean they thought of that?"
>"It's exactly as he says. You see, we would like to trust your father with the task of removing the queen from the equation for as long as he could. But it could cause undue suspicion, and then there's the fact that he could in fact go back on his word without understanding how dire the situation is. That is why you , Anon, will keep her busy away from her hive as Thorax attempts his work."
>That was stupid.
"You expect him to reform the hive in a day? Do you realize how unrealistic that is? Those guys cannot be reformed that fast, if ever"
>Celestia shook her head "Not a day, we could make a few arrangements to have you and her go on a trip of any place she'd like to go. You would present it as your gift to her, and that would give Thorax ample time to attempt his work.
>That was better, but still stupid.
"Uh huh, and what's going to prevent his sibs from ripping him limb from limb?"

>>29648105
>"I shall go with him, along with Twilight if she wishes to assist me. And we will keep him safe from harm. I'm sure your father would be willing to give us a few safety nets in trade of a few of our own in case anything does go beyond our control" Celestia was very calm in her explanation. Though, looking into her eyes. she may have suspected that you weren't actually ok with this.
>Twilight stood brave and tall towards Celestia, with determination in her eyes "Of course, I won't let you down Princess Celestia"
>so thats it? She basically made you a decoy while Thorax gets to do what is literally impossible. He was a fluke. and Scrappy is an idiot. There's no fucking way the entire hive would bend so easily. Which brings you to your final question.
"Ok, and what if it doesn't work?"
>That question, made Thorax's buggy ears lower as his optimism left him.
>Even Celestia seemed down for what she was about to say "Then we'll have to banish all of them. Thorax would still stay of course. But Scrappy would have to make a decision. To stand by ponies. Or stand by his queen."
"So were going with something that might not work. Over something that is slowly working. Is that what I'm hearing?"

>>29648140
>Luna as well, had started to notice your objecting tone. "Anon, we have given you more than enough chances. We appreciate what you have done. And to hear that the queen of the changelings is partially responsible for saving an entire dimension as well as keeping your life from extinguishing is most exemplary.in good character. But be that as it may, she only shows these tendencies towards you while still wanting the subjugation of Ponykind. And through you, she seems to think she'd be able to make that a reality. Or at least make her escape back to where we cannot reach. We can no longer risk Equestria for a goal that may never come. And seeing as Thorax is himself a changeling. He will have a better understanding on how to approach the situation and achieve the goal you yourself should be wanting. It does not matter how we achieve this goal, just as long as it is reached. But there are others at stake Anon. Others we cannot put in jeopardy just to seek what might truly be unobtainable. I apologize to you Anon. But considering we are willing to try one last operation before giving up completely should tell you that we still believe in your cause. But we can only believe in it so much. We hope, with one with such high intelligence that you possess, that you'd understand"
>You raised her hoof to object. But, what else could you say. It was obvious this was not spontaneous.
>"Excuse me, but don't you think I should help too? even without their queen. The hive can still be dangerous" Cadance offered her help. Of course she did. because in fucking pony world. Prejudice melts away at a soft face. But evil can still use that to their own ends. You highly doubt the hive, especially with how evil the old captain was, would just change. Hell, you should actually try to prove that to yourself. You actually had a reason to talk to that ball bastard.

>>29648153
>Celestia shook her head "No, you are needed by your ponies and by your family. Twilight and I will be more than enough to handle the situation while Thorax does his work.Do not worry, I assure you we will be enough. It is the same reason I am entrusting my sister to handle things while I am out."
>you couldn't believe this. All this planning. All this scheming. And they think they can do a better job than you can. How could they? They didn't think like you. You were able to understand Chrysalis. Have fun with her. BEFRIEND HER! And here they thought niceness and goodness could fix everything in a heartbeat. It doesn't work that way.
>...it scared you. It actually did. Scared you enough not to want to ask what would happen if they succeeded or failed. You'd lose Chrysalis either way as a good friend. You actually liked her, she kept things fun and interesting. you knew she was evil, but, she wasn't worth throwing away. But they were planning it...weren't they? If she didn't go with the program IF THEY SUCCEEDED. They'd just banish her anyway. You felt this was the case. Not like she'd have anywhere to run.
>aside from Discord. She was the only one you could be yourself with. You didn't want to lose that.
>and even as devilish thoughts began to fill your head. Like even striking back. You thought of your other friends. Starlight,Scrappy, the CMC, Lyra and Bon Bon. And then...Fluttershy.....Discord...Diamond...
>They had you. You couldn't warn Chrysalis because she would seek revenge on you while still holding leverage against you AND Scrappy. And if you didn't help them. Who knows what would happen.

>>29648195
>But you wanted to protect Chrysalis. You owed her that much.
>FUCK! WHY COULDN'T SHE JUST BECOME GOOD AND BE DONE WITH IT!
>Whatever they were talking about now. You weren't listening. You didn't care. it didn't matter anymore.
>"Anon, you seem worried. Will you please follow me so we may speak one on one?" Celestia was at your side. You hadn't even noticed. But you weren't startled. You don't even say anything. You didn't want to cause a scene.
>so you just silently nod, and get up. And follow her outside the dining room. You felt so conflicted. Everything was out of your grasp.
>maybe this one on one time, maybe you could at least get her to understand your position. Maybe make some changes. You didn't want to go through with it. Even if it was a success, Chrysalis herself would never change.
>You felt, you'd be the one to defend her. Even if she would hate you because you betrayed her. A life for a life. After everything was said and done. You couldn't let Chrysalis suffer cruel and lonely banishment. That....was for sure.

Wow excellent chapter Erf.
Fucking pumped.
Can't wait

Tumbling down

>>29648851
https://youtu.be/bUFWXpYJKaI

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>>29648208
oh god please tell me the changelings arent gonna transform into those rainbow faggot-looking things. i'm all for reforming them but just LOOK AT IT.

>>29648895
They're cute but the wing tail is retarded

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>>29648208
SOON

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>>29648895
>>29649462

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>>29635109
Fine end to the Cherry caper you glorious sanic fag. That was some good stuff.

Blue bud lite and Cherry's unbecoming uncle's latent mischief has potential-- potential to screw up PhD's no contest/flawless victory over the changelings invasion agenda.

>>29642609
>>29648208
Aww sheeet, niggah; Anon's successful upswing is now on just a deep rebound, delicious.

Celestia and Luna are being complete cunts in this, it works, but damn-- I mean Anon has had what? 5 days or so to reform bug butt? Luna is all like
> YALL HAB SO MAN E CHANCE IS!
Yes, what? A weekend? It's beautiful, the Saturday morning cartoon logic Anon has made a point to advantage is biting Anon in the ass now. As sure, Moon butt and Sun bum do expect villain reformation to take about 20 minutes leaving plenty of time in the day to write a letter to the princesses updating their huge butts on the doings that day.

The plan to use Anon as a decoy taking Chrysalis on a trip shows that Celesta sees Anon as completely expendable. She might have said for him to abandon his past life, but she defines him thru it; damning him in a manner beyond his ability to recover trust. It's as if she's hoping to take care of two problems at once.

It's amusing really, this is exactly the kind of turncoat hysteria and over eagerness for harmony that leads to cruel conduct. The icky behavior which Chrysalis was keen on convincing anon ponies are guilty of.

Taken critically, the plan is to force the hand of Bug Butt's only friend in betrayal of her, to create the window of opportunity to either banish or reform what remains of her hive.

Thus, the only two things she cares about are being taken away from her making her redemption impossibly difficult, and in turn delivering the context to make valid the princesses' original doctrine: banish the bug.

Silly horses horsing around.

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>>29648208
>Celestia wants a private talk
If I was ErfAnon, I would be shitting bricks, those two clearly will out Equestria above anything else, and he has been walking on thin ice

>>29648208
I can only see Chrysalis being left out of all of this and isolated from her own hive if they're reformed, turning her into a bitter and overtly hostile, inconsolable mess.

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>>29648195
>. But they were planning it...weren't they? If she didn't go with the program IF THEY SUCCEEDED. They'd just banish her anyway. You felt this was the case. Not like she'd have anywhere to run.
That just means he needs to set up his own contingency plans against theirs to keep her safe from the princesses.

kek, protecting the evil queen from the paragon of good princesses. If it ever came down to him having to keep her shielded from the princesses Chrysalis would probably find the whole thing fucking hilarious if she wasn't absolutely livid.

So, someone mentioned this thread in passing on another thread, and I decided to check it out. However the OP didn't give much in terms of a premise. Anybody care to enlighten me on the specifics of what to write?

>>29650463
Anon gets transported to Equestria by Discord and becomes a kid/colt/young draconequus whatever. Usually, stories have a very light hearted tone

>>29650559
Makes sense, I might have something for this in all honesty.

>>29650562
Wooo! Hoping to see what you can do Anon!

>>29650559
There are varying types of parential units depending on the writer like good discord, evil discord, Luna/Celly, flutters, Lyra/Bon Bon, Trixie. It's all over the place but discord is still there.

>>29650797
Haha, thanks. If anybody has any prompts, I'd love to hear them. I have a very basic idea, but if someone has a better one- I'm in all ears!

>>29650845
I'm sorry that I don't have any prompt, but I'm actually super curious as to what drew you to our little board.

>>29650881
PTFG, was on there and someone mentioned some prompt brought up was a good fit for this thread, and they dropped a link to it.

>>29651069
Oh, welcome aboard then!

>>29651488
I'll see what I can do! Maybe get some green out tonight?

>>29651488
Arr

>>29651941
As many Anons tell the writefags in this thread, do not worry and post your delicious green when it's ready

>>29652140
Alright, I'll still try to have something soon

>It's not often you can say something on the internet has actually thrown you off.
>You've seen it all.
>Dead bodies, lemonparty, weird porn, gore, if it’s on the internet, you've probably come by it.
>You've been desensitized, like so many others.
>But, it's a simple DM conversation that's starting to throw you off.
>The conversation started off pretty innocently.
>A week or two ago someone messaged you on Twitter asking how your day was.
>Normal stuff you would find from any lonely person trying to make fake internet friends.
>A mixture of pity and curiosity led you to respond.
>And from then on you've been talking with them.
>They're sort of weird, but aren't we all?
>But, that weirdness lost its charm rather quickly.
>Today when you checked Twitter you saw a message notification.
>Expecting nothing out of the ordinary, you opened it.
>”Now then, I must ask, why did you shut the elevator on that woman yesterday?”
>Some random thing you did and told nobody about.
>Something this guy knows about.
>A big red flag that something is off.
>The source of the jitters you have now.
>But, it's just innocent enough that you still want to play along.
>So, you start typing out a reply.
>”I dunno, just felt like it. How do you know bout that?”
>And then you wait for your reply.

>>29652769
A short, slow start for things to come

>>29652769
Short, sweet, and mysterious. Jeez, my mind is running crazy at the possibilities. It's obvious Discord is the one messaging Anon, but why does he care about something so frivolous as shutting a door on a random woman?

You, sir, have my attention.

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>>29652769
Feels like a chaotic Anoncolt, can't wait to see what you got in store for us.
Welcome aboard! You are here forever now.

Boop

>>29652769
Yes. Grammatically solid with no large faults. You clearly have an idea in mind so its best you let it out so we can have an idea where you're going. Don't be coy and just spill out.
Think hard about your next steps because they will be your own. Make it count or acknowledge it's a one shot. You have potential so go do your thing.

>>29652769
Glad you checked out this thread

>>29651069
>PTFG
Make sure you post it there too.

>>29648208
if Chrysalis gets transformed into a nuchangling I'll deport you Erf

>>29653466
>implying

as for the rest of them...

>>29653501
At that point Anon might as well just open his bedroom window and let whatever happens happen.

>>29648208
>Celestia led you through the hallways. You just stayed silent. Thinking. Contemplating.
>"nothing to say?" Celestia asked as she looked forward. It was then you realized you were walking aimlessly through the castle with her just to be alone and on pace.
>You just tilt your head slightly downward and stare downward. You still didn't know what to feel. But, you couldn't let this chance slip away.
"I have plenty. Like the fact you are knowingly going to destroy my friendship with Chrysalis. It's a real thing. That exists."
>"I'm aware, and I apologize. This decision wasn't easy to make once that fact had been considered."
"Then why? Why not let me do it my way?"
>"Because Anon. There is no guarantee she can be reformed. other dimension or no. The Chrysalis of this dimension is cruel and underhoofed and cares for nothing but herself and her machinations. Let me ask you this, and be truthful, aside from your friendship, how have you progressed in her actual reformation in treating others with kindness,friendship, and respect?"
>You stop, grimacing/
>Fuck, just as Chrysalis always says. And has even shown. There has been no progress in that regard.
"..She treats me pretty good"
>"I would hope so considering how you defend your friendship with her. But that doesn't answer my question. Has she even considered having good will towards ponies?"
>Dammit Celestia, c'mon.
"Well, I mean, she hasn't done anything horrible to them yet, right?"
>Celestia shook her head and sighed "Except for a filly, that would be correct."
>Ouch, she said that to remind you of that moment. How she, without care, just watched as her children feasted on Scootaloo. Something that was also your fault.
>You remain silent

>>29653509
>open bedroom window
>suddenly top view of the house
>X-captain goes pac-man
>gets power pellet
>All the technicolored bugfags become blue
>WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

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>>29653543
....oh goddammit. What have i done.

Now i want art of this.

>>29653541
>"Anon, I didn't say that to hold something over you. I said it to make a point. Even as your friend, she has no care for even the most innocent of ponies. Your friendship with her has made no actual progress in her reformation. And I have to agree with my sister. We can't keep looking away while she does as she pleases."
"I have it under control. Better than Thorax would. How could you possibly leave it to him? He's a coward."
>"Faith Anon, faith. the determination is there, the heart. And I'm sure you noticed the peculiar changes in his wings. It started when Luna and I started giving him lessons to improve his friendship making abilities. curious to be sure, but the most curious of all is the fact that his hunger for love has nearly disappeared. We all came up with a shared theory that changelings are capable of producing their own love. And in that sense. Become self sufficient. But for there to be love, there needs to be harmony. Has Scrappy shown any odd changes since he's become Applebloom's dog?"
>You groan and roll your eyes, looking away from Celestia as you continued to walk beside her.
"You're trying to change the subject. Faith isn't going to make a difference here. They won't listen to him."
>And just like that, Celestia stops answering or talking to you. Which frustrates you even more.
"FINE! sheesh. Yes, there's been a a kinda change. He doesn't eat as much love as he used to. But his wings are the same. Which means Thorax is the only one with that weird mutation thing on his wings. Now can we stay on point?"
>"Hrn, or perhaps Scrappy is only starting to truly understand friendship, as per our theory. But yes, let's talk about faith and-" You interrupt Celestia right there
"Don't. Don't do that. The guy nearly starved himself because he thought he hurt Scootaloo and he still didn't get blue wings. That's where everything falls apart. All you're doing is going to get the guy ripped to shreds unless you and Twilight put up a good barrier."

>>29653546
I would love to see a pic of how the X-captain looks
Or a funny pic of him REEEEing at Anon

>>29653578
>Celestia seems to take no offense, instead. She just continued. calm and poised despite your rude demeanor. "And from what we understand from Thorax. Changelings are normally ravenous with their neverending hunger. Causing uncontrollable urges to feed on large amounts of love at a time upon finding a plentiful amount. Thorax had succumbed a few times. And through forgiveness and care, that has ceased to be a problem. Since this issue was never brought up to me in Applebloom's letter. It's safe to assume that Scrappy's love for his friends is what sustained him and kept him stable without even he himself realizing it. Just as Thorax's hope sustained him"
>...wut?
"So you're saying changelings don't need to eat at all if their all producing love themselves?"
>Celestia nods "Exactly, if anything that is one of our stronger points."
>Egh, you hate to admit it. But, that's pretty good. Still, still....your friendship.
"Ok, you really have put a lot of thought into this, I admit that. But, Celestia, please, listen"
>You sigh, calming down realizing she may actually have a semblance of a better plan
"This plan, it doesn't sound like you really want to try to reform Chrysalis. Just her hive. I don't think she's going to be too happy when she gets back and that's still going to cause a whole mess of trouble. The entire town has already accepted her as Nymous, what are we even going to do about that?"
>"It depends on her, and on you. If we do reform the hive, she will cease being a threat. And therefore can remain in the basement of your home. It may seem cruel to do this to her. But as long as she has a friend, as long as she really wants to have one, then perhaps you'll be able to reform her then."
>So thats it then? just go for the hive and hope for the best. She wasn't even considering if it instead made her even more dangerous. Or, as dangerous as she can currently be right now"

>>29653701
"And what if Chrysalis goes insane? She won't listen to me, her betrayer. She won't listen to Scrappy once she finds out Thorax is alive. And what about Scrappy anyway, what about his feelings?"
>"unfortunately, that is a gamble on how much he truly cares about his friends. If they are there for him. Then I am sure things will be alright. As for Queen Chrysalis herself, I'm sure Discord wouldn't let her do anything drastic if it put Fluttershy at risk. Unfortunately, even our plan is not perfect. I understand the town will have suspicions once words gets out. For your sake Anon, my sister and I will take full responsibility for that. As far as anypony else knows. You,Discord, nopony else knew the true identity of "Nymous". "
>What?! taking full blame? Lying?
"And you think that'll work?"
>"Chrysalis can be very convincing. Anon, to let you know. We would have made Thorax public much sooner already if it wasn't for the fact that Queen Chrysalis would find out. I don't like keeping secrets and hiding details from the ponies who look upon me for wisdom and leadership."
"Unless it's convenient. I don't think you understand how I feel. Chrysalis is really more than just a friend. She really is like a sister to me. We laugh together, we pick at each other, we have similar interests sometimes, we can be ourselves among one another, watch movies, share ideas. And, she saved my life, twice. Twice Celestia, Twice. Even if your plan is good, even if you're willing to take the blame, you're destroying one of the best friendships without at LEAST thinking up a better plan to keep it intact. There has to be someway, There's always a way."
>Celestia shook her head "Unfortunately Anon, I don't see one. And I already know many ponies will be hurt once everything is said and done. As for your friendship, I'm truly sorry, the best I can do for you is refrain from banishing her yet keeping her in the basement"

>>29653740
>Keeping her in the basement. Like a fucking animal. Yep, just trick her. Take her children. Then lock her up while she hates you forever.
"...That's cruel Celestia"
>"I know, I'm sorry. I understand how you feel Anon, you know I once-" but you cut her off, fuck that noise.
"no! don't even mention Nightmare Moon! Don't! Ok, because that was some stupid jealous entity thing that was YOUR fault! Me and Chrysalis are close. Ok? And you just want me to betray her. That's it. That's the part that bothers me the most. Because you have this freaking notion that Thorax CAN reform the hive, that Scrappy will be alright, And that Chrysalis will stay put and not just hate ponies even more while I lose her as a friend! Where do you get off! Huh?"
>You were huffing, puffing mad. That she could just drop this shit on you and make you feel as if you don't have a choice. That for some fucking reason, they couldn't come up with a saturday morning way to fix everything.
>...even if you couldn't come up with one either.
>Celestia stayed calm, but she became more melancholic. She didn't like seeing you this way. It seemed to hurt her. Especially when she noticed tears in your eyes. "Anon, you're being selfish. have you even thought of how Fluttershy will react? Have you forgotten your other friends, in which Chrysalis would surely do harm if she ever schemed to use them in her escape? My sister and I have decided to take the blame so that your life can remain intact. "
"Really? Is that so?"

>>29653770
How hard could it be to get flutters to love Chrysalis? she was willing to give discord a try, afterall

>>29653770
>Celestia's tone then became cold, as she stared down at you, finally finding your impudence rather atrocious "I remind you Anon. Chrysalis has been an enemy of Equestria for countless generations. And long before you arrived on Discord's good graces. You yourself have said she has made no progress to accepting reformation. And there are others, many others, who deserve justice for the crimes she has committed. She is ruthless and cold down to her core Anon. And wouldn't think twice about destroying anypony that gets in her way. That includes the friends you hold dear. We have given you chances when we should have acted immediately. We ourselves have lied to our good friends for the sake of your friendship with one who would see our way of life destroyed. And we are willing to take a blow to our integrity to make sure the life you have made does not fall apart. To be quite honest Anon, you have no right to question this. We are not doing this to ruin your friendship. We are doing this to protect our home and help those that may themselves be under a heinous rule that keeps them from understanding goodness and harmony. I have apologized for what will happen. But I will not listen to you chastise my decision or belittle the fact that I too had to make a regretful decision in my life that without Twilight and her friends would mean that I would spend an eternity without my best friend and sister. Do I make myself clear?"
>Holy shit, her eyes. That's some death glare when she approached those final words. It struck fear into your heart.
>And her words. Dammit, what if Chrysalis at some point did do that? Use your friends against you. Just so she can be free. She hadn't done it yet. But, what if she got desperate? She doesn't care about them. And she'd probably think she could have you on her side eventually.
>But, if none of that was in the equation. Then she'd just be another good friend and sis that hangs in the basement.

>>29653792
>Discord was cool and all. But he was so random, and always spoke in a way that didn't jive with you sometimes. And usually had some kind of thing going on. Chrysalis was a lot more chill. You liked that.
>You were going to lose that.
>And yet, how could you argue Celestia now? Your life was that of a colt. You had more friends now than ever before. A marefriend even.
>You started sobbing, you lose. You were going to lose something you cared about no matter what you did. You couldn't even bounce Chrysalis back to her original hive without being designated a traitor.
>Chrysalis, why couldn't you just reform?
>Why?
"Princess C-Celestia, I-I. I don't...I don't know how....I don't..."
>You enter a fetal position as the loss just hits you harder and harder
"I don't want to lose any of my family or friends. Not one.."
>You hide your face in your hooves as you cry.
"I can't think of a way. I can't. E-even if I don't do anything. She'd know I betrayed her when she knows about T-thorax. S-she's like family to me. S-she really is. W-when I gave her a Ferrari..."
>you gulp and sniffle
"S-she was so happy. She was genuinely happy. It felt so nice.."
>You dragged yourself over to her and threw yourself at her mercy. Hugging her left foreleg.
"How? How can I just do this to her?"
>Celestia softened up again. She lowered herself onto her belly and let you cry into her side. "I'm truly sorry Anon."
"I'm sorry too..I'm sorry about what I said, a-about L-Luna...and stuff"
>But even as you had this moment. your brain was racing.
>Yeah, for now you'd accept this. And you were sorry.
>But you did have your horn as well. Maybe, just maybe. You could pull something out of your ass that works for everyone.

Morning bump

>>29652769
>The other guy responds surprisingly quick.
>They must have been online already.
>”Really? Just like that?”
>You frown at their reply.
>There was conveniently no answer to /your/ question.
>And that question is sort of important to you.
>So you press again.
>”Seriously, how do you know that?”
>The next reply takes a little longer.
>”Why did you cheat on your last significant other?”
>What the fuck?
>When was that, two or three years ago?
>Regardless this “stranger” should have no idea.
>Only one person knew and it was the girl you were seeing on the side.
>And it didn't even last long!
>”None of your business. I'm done talking.”
>With that you block them, putting your phone down with a sigh.
>Do you have some kind of stalker?
>Should you call the cops?
>You rub your temple, sighing.
>This is not okay.
>Whatever /this/ is.

>>29654386
>Deciding not to involve the cops get, you turn on the tv to help you forget about this.
>Your hand is shaking a little as you work with the remote.
>Stuff like this online has always felt so distant to you, it was easy to be detached.
>But now it's you who's being toyed with and it's really getting to you.
>The tv is on some random game show, nothing special but nothing awful.
>So, you watch it for a bit.
>It's some sort of quiz show, basic stuff wrapped in some signature twist that makes the game look unique.
>You're almost half asleep watching it when you hear the host ask something very odd.
>”Now then, why /did/ you cheat on her anon?”
>It almost sends you flying out of your chair.
>Frantic, you rewind the show.
>This time, those host merely asked a contestant if they're a fan of quiche.
>Most definitely not what you heard.
>Is your mind playing tricks on you?
>Probably.
>But it's freaking you the hell out.
>You take a series of deep breaths to calm your nerves.
>Maybe tv was a bad idea.
>Yeah, frayed nerves can do without all that stimuli.
>Perhaps just listening to some music?
>Just good old audio to drown out your anxiety.

>>29654412
>You put your headphones on, turning up your phone’s volume to levels that will make your cochlea shrivel up and die.
>And just hit shuffle.
>This is more like it.
>You, laying back, having absolutely no room to think about anything besides the music blasting your ears.
>Your eyes begin to droop a little, the worry subsiding slowly but surely.
>But just as things start to feel peaceful, the song lyrics get awfully weird.
>Hardly even lyrics honestly.
>They don't rhyme and just barely fit the beat.
>”Why don't you want to answer?”
>”It's a simple question!”
>”Why did you want to do that?”
>”I'm not trying to judge!”
>The oddness of the lyrics is only outdone by the fact that the song abruptly ends there.
>It feels like something just cut the song short.
>The next track that plays is a podcast.
>That's odd, you never once listened to a podcast, let alone downloaded one.
>”Today on ‘The Familiar Chaos’ we ask our listener very important questions about life and motivation! Should be a very interesting show!”
>A few things come off as weird to you beyond the fact it's a podcast.
>The host’s voice sounds vaguely familiar.
>You can't quite place it but you've heard it.
>And secondly, why did he say listener and not listeners?

Hey

>>29654715
Anne Hiro

>>29654438
Fuck yeah, new writer!

Your name compels me to ask, are you a fan of the Steelers?

>>29652898
All shall be revealed soon enough!

>>29653437
As am I.

>>29653451
Should I?

>>29654753
Nope, the name comes from Trans- Allegheny insane asylum. I'm a weirdo with a fascination with quack psychology.

>>29654438
>Instead of just turning it off like a sane person, you keep listening.
>It's almost like you're asking for it.
>”Our first question, seeing as how the other one received no answer is as follows: Why did you make that fake dating site account?”
>You instantly take off your headphones.
>What the hell is going on?
>Why is the world grilling you on random shit you've done.
>It's getting creepy as hell and even more annoying.
>As you try and get over this, you check the time.
>It's 12:28.
>Fuck it, it's not /too/ early to have a drink.
>You get up, pouring yourself a shot.
>You hardly ever touch that bottle of vodka, but now is damn good to try it.
>The shot burns as it goes down your throat.
>It makes you cough a bit, not at all smooth.
>As you finish coughing, you look over at your tv.
>A simple phrase is on there in overly fancy typeface.
>”Oh come on!”
>Didn't you turn your tv off anyways?

What's better?

>Short updates every day

>Long updates every week

>>29655064
>Long updates every week

>>29653933
Wow Celestia is pretty much repeating past mistakes by not taking into account of another feelings and using her own authority to get what she wants.

Pretty much how NMM came into being in the first place.

>>29654803
>Should I?
You should. Good luck.

>>29655353
Erf's Sunbutt confirmed as worst horse.

>>29653933
quit being a fucking crybaby and throw a monkey wrench into her plans you gigantic faggot

>>29653933
Wow Celly was really putting down a line on this one.

>>29655064
Long updates every week

>>29653933
Celestia should have slapped erfanon for being such a selfish orick

>>29656571
Yeah, she has ever reason to slap his shit for the way he was acting

>>29655447
Which is hillarious because elo's sunbutt is my favorite character of this thread.

>>29654811
>With everything that’s been going on today, it doesn’t take long for you to simply accept the tv turned itself on.
>You pour yourself another shot before going and sitting down on your couch, staring at the tv.
>This is probably just going to keep going on and on until you confront it, so you might as well get this over with.
>The image changes suddenly on the screen, reacting to you finally sitting down and paying attention.
>”Finally! And here I thought I would have to try and get your attention all day!”
>The text is nowhere as large as last time, what with it being several words longer, so you have to lean in a bit just to see it.
>”Now then, I have so many questions for you, but you are just being hard to work with!”
>Yeah, because cooperating with some crazy stalker is a much better alternative.
>Granted, you’re cooperating now, but that’s beyond the point.
>The screen’s text changes again.
>”So, I suppose a more direct approach is in order!”

>>29657013
>The tv’s image changes to a strange, swirling spiral.
>It’s quite the eyesore, and you want to turn it off.
>But, something is keeping your eyes glued to the screen.
>Your peripheral vision is starting to blur, and your head is killing you.
>The headache could very well be from the shots, but that’s not really on your mind right now.
>What’s more on your mind is the fact that you’re glued to your seat, forced to stare at some gaudy animation.
>Soon the only thing clearly in your vision is that spiral, as you feel less and less cognisant of your surroundings.
>How long have you been sitting here?
>It’s so hard to tell.
>All you can really be sure of is that you feel tired.
>Despite your eyes being absolutely stuck to the spiral, your eyelids feel heavy.
>So heavy that eventually you just pass out.
>Unable to do anything but go with the flow of whatever this was.

>>29657023
>There’s no telling how long you were out.
>When you do finally awake, your headache is thankfully gone.
>And you can actually look around now, so that’s an improvement as well.
>Your surroundings however are anything but what you expected.
>A bright forest setting, practically out of a cartoon.
>Like, really, the sky is that bright blue you only see in light hearted animation.
>You sit up, getting a better look at this bright forest.
>It looks like a forest sure, but everything about it is just so simple and bright.
>You’ve seen plenty of real trees in your day, but these trees were nowhere close to realistic.
>”Enjoying the scenery?” asks that familiar voice from the podcast.
>As you look over at the source of the voice, you can scarcely believe your eyes.
>There sits a large, lanky creature, a seeming hodgepodge of countless other living beings.
>The voice makes sense now, as does the weirdly animated forest you’re in.
>But, it making sense shouldn’t make any sense at all.
>You must still be unconscious, because there’s no way Discord is talking to you right now.

>>29657034
>Discord smirks at your apparent confusion.
>”Having some mental crisis there Anon?” they ask.
>You can hardly sputter out a reply, dream or not this is way too surreal for your tastes.
>Seeing your apparent struggle, Discord picks up the one sided conversation.
>”Now, I /knew/ the direct approach would be rather jarring, but you left me no choice! Now, I’ll cut to the chase- I like you Anon!”
>You’re having a hard time paying attention to anything Discord is saying.
>Right now you’re more focused on pinching yourself and acting out all the other “it must be a dream!” tropes.
>Of everything Discord has said, you really haven’t cared.
>It’s just a dream, right?
>Then again, you’ve felt every pinch so far.
>But there’s no way this can be real!
>Noticing your inattention, Discord leans in close, grabbing your attention.
>”May I continue?” they ask sarcastically.

>>29657041
>Before you even reply, Discord continues his speech.
>”As I was saying. I see a lot of promise in you Anon, promise I think I could harness! You have a penchant for testing your boundaries in little ways, do you not?”
>You think it over for a second, knowing fully well you’ll be forced to play along anyways.
“I suppose that’s true.”
>”You suppose?” questions Discord, feigning shock.
>”I’ve had my eye on you for quite a while! You mess with little things. You’ll shut a woman out of an elevator just because you feel like it! You’ll set up a dating profile just to see how people react to your made up advances!”
>Just before you can bring up the odd fact that Discord knows what a dating website is, another more pressing question comes to mind.
“What are you insinuating right now?”
>”I am so glad you asked! A curious mind is a very good thing!”
>Discord pats your head like an owner would do to their dog.
>”I have plans for you Anon! Big plans!”

>>29657053
>”You have dabbled in chaos, trying things just to see the outcome! But, you are far from a master at it. So, I thought why not challenge myself to foster that feeling in you?:
>Your head is starting to hurt again.
>Sure, you do some morally questionable stuff now and again, but are you really expected to believe Discord, a fictional character, has been watching this?
>”And that’s when it hit me! My next great goal!” exclaims Discord.
“And that is?”
>A part of you is scared to hear the answer.
>But, another part of you is very, very curious.
>”To be a parent!”
>You stare at Discord with a look of utter disbelief.
“You’re joking, right? I’m an adult.”
>Discord flashes a devious grin.
>”You’re also human and male, but I can fix that. Now then, it’s time to make you more presentable! No child of mine would look so… /human/!”
>You gulp, knowing you are most likely not going to like where this is going.

Is there any way to download someone's entire pastebin at once? I want to read this offline

Could be an add-on that does it but I just did it manually by opening a ton of tabs

>You are Lyra, recent anthropology studies graduate
>You have been dedicated to earn your daily bread by playing your lyre in different parts of Equestria for these last few months
>You’re not going through your best moment, your days are spent waiting for a reply from the Equestrian Orquestra to your job application
>You might not have a job, but at least you have a lyre. It has special significance to you
>It was a gift from your grandma when you were a tiny five year old filly
>At first your lyre gave you claps and cheers from some family members and friends
>Later it gave you your cutie mark
>It allowed you to meet some interesting friends, like the talented and mercantile business pony, Octavia
>She taught you more than a thing or two about the music business
>You’re currently in Ponyville putting some of her business teachings to use
>You have never been here! It’s a small town, but it feels so warm and cozy

>>29658588

>The local ponies are impressed by your musical notes, some show this by tossing you a few coins
>Suddenly you hear a stomping hussle
>You see a cream coated pony with a purple mane using some weird goggles approaching you at high speed
>She crashes into you

>You are Bonbon, on your first secret agent mission
>Now you’re tracing and tracking a transdimensional spider
>It’s not dangerous or poisonous, it can do nothing but giving small bites
>But it’s also invisible! And if somepony finds it, then what? Then the secret project might be discovered by some evil organization’s operatives
>Just when you’re about to catch it, the fleet footed spider scampers to the side just out of reach
>It’s running through the Ponyville park
>You already have it, you have to have it!
>An inch further and you’ll have the spider caught in your hooves

>>29658595

>You stumble over someone, crash hard, and take a tumble
>Seeing stars, you get up from the ground
>Looking at your obstacle, you huff in annoyance. it seems you were hit by an idle unicorn
”Damnit! I lost it” you complain loudly toward the sky, only to next ask to the unicorn
“a-are you okay?”
> “Yes… wait a second, where is my lyre?” Her eyes dart about as she searches for her absent musical instrument
“Oh, no…”
> You lament as your eyes rest on the mauled harp.
>”What happened--”
>She sees her lyre, destroyed off in the bushes
>At first she doesn’t say anything
>She slowly turns her head to you
>Her pupils shrink smaller than a Breezies
>The air feels thick and dense. You swear you could cut it with a knife
>You feel the incoming universal judgement
>You mumble
”So-so-sorry, I will pay the damage”
>Without hesitation you gave her a bag with bits

>>29657064
>>”You’re also human and male, but I can fix that.
if this turns into an extension of the anonfilly thread im leaving

>>29658625

>”Money? MONEY?!” and she starts to laugh, louder every second “Do you even know what that lyre is worth to me?”
“A-a lot?”
>“Tsk-tsk. More.” Lyra’s voice trails off into silence as she removes her eyes from the broken lyre to look at you
> ”This wasn’t just an instrument, it was an extension of my soul you… you… silly filly!” and she start laughing only for her laughter to turn into tears and hopeless sobs.
>”Sorry, I didn't realize it was so important to you”
>She sighs looking at the shattered remains of her lyre
>”It doesn’t matter… You didn’t do it on purpose, after all.” and she slowly walks away limp as a rag doll pulled on strings
>You killed her
>This lyre was a part of herself
>Now it’s just junk
>You have to do something
>This was your mistake and somehow you’re gonna fix it
>But, how? It’s not like you can simply rearrange everything again as if by magic
>Magic
>Of course!

>>29658678

>You carefully pick up all the pieces of the musical instrument
>You look for the secret entrance to the agency
>Once there, you go straight to the laboratory
>There he is, your old classmate Bio
>You met him in the Canterlot preparatory
>He was like your old brother
>He protected you from the mockery from unicorns there
>It wasn’t easy being a teen earth pony in a school with so many unicorns
>“What gives Bonbon, you look devastated”
>You give him the lyre pieces
”Can you fix it? Please” you beg to your old friend
>”Let’s see...” he rubs her chin while he look at the pieces and then a golden ray comes out from his horn. In 10 minutes the lyre returns to his original state. He looks fatigued
”Bio! Are you okay?” the appearance of Bio is concerning you
>”Yes, yes. It just it was a very hard spell, but go quickly to return this to its owner”
“What? What’s going on?”

>>29658694

>”That lyre isn’t just an ordinary musical instrument. I never felt an object with so much life attached, it must be extremely important to her”
>You call his brother, Jade to take care of him and then you leave the HQ
>Back in the city, you search that mint unicorn again
>It’s raining
>You ask some people to find her
>After a while you found her
>She’s in a bar
>She’s drinkinging something with her mane covering her eyes
>You approach her
>She doesn’t even look at you
“Hey, I know I screw it very, very hard…”
>She doesn’t move
>You leave the lyre on the table
>She slowly turn her head to see it
“Well, I think I did my job, see you later…”
>But before you reach the door you hear a scream “Wait!”
”Yes?” you turn to her side
>”What is this?”
“Your lyre… aren’t you happy now?”
>”It’s not that… it is in fact my lyre, but how you did it?”
“Mmmm… I have my contacts…”
>”Contacts? It was a damn wizard who did this!”
“Okay, I know a unicorn who helped me with that”

>>29658711

>”This is not just a repair, it looks brand new”
“Come on, it’s not that great!”
>”Are you kidding? This is the best restoration I’ve ever seen in my life… and you did it for me…”
“It was my mistake, I was obliged to fix it”
>”No, I’m in debt with you. I only can pay you playing some songs for you. Auch!”
“What’s wrong?”
>”I don’t know, I felt like something bited me on my shoulder, but I can’t see anything there”
>It must be the transdimensional spider. You take it with caution and I put it inside a jar
>”What was that?”
>Taking an invisible bug from somepony it’s not a good idea
“I was… giving you a Prench massage! I think it worked, you still feel the bites?”
>”No! It worked. Would you like to come to my apartment? I want to start a jam session for you”
“Why?” you laugh
>”I don’t know, you are weird, mysterious” she gets closer to your face “and cute”
>You blush and chuckle “I think you drank too much booze…”
>”No…” and she laughs, and then boops you

>>29658741

“I didn’t ask your name by the way”
>”Lyra Heartstrings” and she winks at you
“Maybe I should go to your place with you”
>”Okey dokey lokey, who’s the crazy mare now?”
>That makes you laugh

>Back to the present
>You’re Anom
>You heard that story and it’s over at the same time that you get served some hot chocolate
>It was pretty nice
>You need to hold your tears
>These cute and sentimental stories have always been your kryptonite
>”So Anom, I hope you enjoyed the story”
>You have to keep a good image of yourself, being a tough guy
“Yes, it was pretty… interesting, it was useful to understand the dynamics of your team”
>Did they buy it?

>>29658781

>Lyra and Bonbon look at each other with confusion and then they laugh
>”Anom, you’re so cute when you try to be serious…” Lyra scoffs while Bonbon tries to keep her laugh
“Come on girls, I know how nice and harmless I look, but inside this body I’m a man who has a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it.
>Well, now both of they are confused. Bonbon asks you “Do you have a daughter?” and Lyra is befuddled “Was that a threat?”
>Quoting movies that doesn’t exist in this universe is not a good idea. Let alone throwing entire phrases without any context
>I guess that Discord or Pinkie Pie can get away with that because they have fourth wall powers
“Haha, I was quoting something from my world…” you clarify a bit nervous
>”Ahhh, OK. Do you want to hear me playing my lyre before bed?”

>>29658666
Don't worry satan, yes the anon will become female, but I believe that's extent of similarities. Anon won't even /be/ a filly!

>>29658787
>Lyra and Bonbon look at each other with confusion and then they laugh
>”Anom, you’re so cute when you try to be serious…” Lyra scoffs while Bonbon tries to keep her laugh
“Come on girls, I know how nice and harmless I look, but inside this body I’m a man who has a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it.
>Well, now both of they are confused. Bonbon asks you “Do you have a daughter?” and Lyra is befuddled “Was that a threat?”
>Quoting movies that doesn’t exist in this universe is not a good idea. Let alone throwing entire phrases without any context
>I guess that Discord or Pinkie Pie can get away with that because they have fourth wall powers
“Haha, I was quoting something from my world…” you clarify a bit nervous
>”Ahhh, OK. Do you want to hear me playing my lyre before bed?”
>Before bed? But it’s not that late.

>>29658836

>Wait, it is late, the sky is already dark with the moon like a farol
>The town looks so whimsical
>Every house has his own old-style lantern at the entrance and the street has their lanterns as well
>All the little fillies and colts are entering to their houses at same time while some mares and colts are coming back home from work
>Seeing the day to day of this people (well, horse people) is somehow relaxing
>”Anom?” Bonbon tries to break your trance
>You shake your head a bit “Yes, Bon?”
>”Lyra is ready to play, she’s waiting for us” she informs you, you walk along with her to the living room and the cream mare and you sit on a big couch.
>Between a fireplace with some pictures and the couch where both of you are sit, the mint unicorn is holding with her magic the instrument itself
>She looks at Bonbon and you and calmly says “Are you ready for the show?”
>The mare next to you nods “Go ahead”
>Lyra closes her eyes and start playing the music

>>29658847

>So excellent that takes you to your most heartwarming moments in your life
>Like your first birthday with your friends and family in that party arranged for your parents in Trenque Lauquen
>The moment you learnt to use the bike with two wheels
>That new year’s eve when you kissed a girl in the mouth for first time
>That’s it
>Your eyelids can’t contain so many water
>The tears come out like a damn torrent
>Good bye tough guy
>Bonbon turns at you “Are you ok?”
>You nod, you don’t want to talk because your voice is gonna stutter like every time you get emotional
>”Are you crying? D’awww, that music is touching you” Bonbon spots you
>Touching you? It’s fucking blowing your mind with the feels
“No… I got trash on every eye”
>”Seriously” Bonbon cocks an eyebrow at you
“Yes, I mean look at the size of every eye, a bird could hit with them!” and you avert your eyes bashfully to hide your manly tears

>>29658864

>”Yeah, right” Bon scoffs at your failed attempt to look strong
>After a while of whimsical music, a yawn comes from you and your falling on Morpheus’ arms is imminent
>The gals contempt your fatigue and then they decide lead you, while you clumsily trot to your new room
>Your room has a sober style with light yellow walls, a big bed, a light table, a bookshelf, a table and two seats. Also it has a window with a street view
>The tiredness is killing any thought of explore with deepness your new habitation
>Your new aunts are aware of your tiredness and Lyra decides to use her magic to put you on your bed with enough smoothness to not waking up while Bonbon is covering with blankets your small and fragile body
>You’re too deadbeat to take account of this warm moment
>Lights off

>>29658895

>The floors is gray and with craters while the sky is starry. The gravity is almost inexistent
>You know what it means
>Surely it must be a dream with the blue princess, an elemental part of every new Equestria citizen story
>To avoid getting bored you decide to jump until she began to lecture you and share her wisdom with you
>Then a blue figure pops out at the horizon and you slow approach it
“Mmm… Are you the Princess Luna?”
>She doesn’t turn her face to you. Why is she ignoring you?
>This is your dream, you deserve a little more respect
>You clear your throat and you prepare a more dignified voice accent “Hey! Did you listen to me?”
>The dreams jumper slowly turns her head to you
>In a shamalanyan twist of events the face of that horse is not other than a crazier creature
>The one who decided to take you to this marvelous realm is in front of you
>Donald Duck
>Just kidding
>Discord
>The confusion takes your mind “Discord, what’s happening? Why are we on the Moon”

>>29658916

>In front of you there's another Draconequus who dresses like an old movie director with a megaphone and a camera "OK team, it's time for breakfast" and a lot of Discord copies go to a lunch table. The Discord director walks towards the real one and you. Discord takes out his Luna disguise and wears of his make up from his face. "Discord, you’re being too rigid, you need to be more authentic. You need to fly..." and the real Discord returns to his copy "I know, I just need to find my muse"
>"I really hope you find it soon, the studios' guild is demanding us to have the film on billboards as soon as possible"
>"It's not my fault that those blockheads don't understand the art of acting" protests Discord

>>29658921

> Discord leaves the forum and then he sits on an actor chair with his name on it, next to another identical chair with your name. "Come on Pepe, take sit" Discord invites you to have a talk with you. You obey him and you reach your chair. Discord uses his powers to materialize two pairs of sunglasses on his and your face.
>"Discord, although I love your funny antics and witness your powers, I can help but suspect that you didn't bring me here just for the shits and giggles. So let's go straight to the point because I'm quite tired"
>Discord doesn't react to your request as he keeps drinking cola from a red plastic glass with a straw while making some slurping sounds.

>>29658927

>You wait for Discord to finish his drink to talk with him, with no avail. Every time you say a word he interrupts you making more of those noises with his cola. And you know he loves to take every joke to the extreme, so a kid version of Discord comes to us with a tray with some plastic cups more, Discord takes one and follow making the same noises.
>He surely was expecting your frustration at his behaviour, but you have a better idea. You jump to his lap to start to stretch yourself ala IWCRD style, then you walk in a little circle and finally you roll into a ball to sleep. Discord it’s a bit astonished at your not very normal demeanor “Pepe, what are you doing?”
“I’m not Pepe, now I’m Pepeneko. Nyan~” and you stand in two legs to nuzzle his face.
>He claps ironically. “Bravo Pepe, you’re so funny and random…” and he uses his talons to trigger the end of his magic illusion.

>>29658944

>Now both of you are in his house, in the living room to be specific. It has a lot of weird shit, like shelves with crystal doors with a lot of bizarre stuff inside it, like a jar filled with parasprites turned to stone, a newspaper that doesn’t stop changing everything it has written on, a jelly typewriter and such.
>Then you walk up to the window to see the pocket dimension where Discords live and boy, the show doesn’t make honor to what your eyes perceive. The horizon looks inexplicable infinite and there’s a bunch of island with every size and form possible and impossible. Every one of them moves slowly floating in the air and there’s no floor or sky, just more of those islands and there’s a lot of light sources.

>>29658976

>Telling what’s on every one of the islands in your view have would take more than a lifetime, but the ones that draw more your attention are one with wire trees and some robotic flies and another one with some seals dressed like lawyers disputing between each other. It would be cool explore this dimension and see more of this mumbo jumbo of reality.
>”Come on, Pepe. We don’t have time to waste” Discord tries to turn your attention at him
>You turn your face from the window “Discord, if I gonna help you with whatever you are want to do you could have given me a wish”
>”A wish? I swear you are in the Union, don’t you? Well if you’re gonna be so hard to negotiate I have no choice but invoke a strikebreaker” and Discord uses his powers to materialize a green colt with a disheveled mane and a sombrero.

>>29658979

>The little victim of the Discord’s whim looks confused to the sizes “Ay ay ay qué está pasando?” Discord smugly laughs “Great, nobody’s gonna notice the difference”
“It’s not necessary my friend, my wish is rather simple” you inform
>The green colt disappears as Discord snaps his talons and again you are alone with him in the room. “Ok, what do you want little rascal?”
>You ponder and then you point at the window “I want you to help me explore your dimension”
>He scoffs at you with a big laugh “Seriously? Come on Pepe, you couldn’t survive the wildness and chaos from my realm. Are you sure you don’t want something more according to you like…” he rubs his chin “I don’t know, some chocolate fountain or every Power Ponies comic?”
>Reaffirming your will of adventure you clarify “No. I’m firm with my wish. I want to know what wonders your dimensions has and have some kind of unique adventure. And be with you sounds like a fun experience”

>>29658985

>It’s not a lie, you always admired Discord. He was always a good guy with some crazy ideas but without many ponies comprehending his nature. You always wanted to be one of his friends and be in first place when he pulls some magic trick.
>”Okay Pepe, but don’t come crying to me when a big and ugly monster tries to eat you” he keeps mocking at you
“Ohhh, Discord. You don’t know me enough, you’ll see that I have some aces on my sleeves” and you pull a small piece of paper from behind of one of your forelegs. Discord doesn’t seem amused at your trick.
>”Come on Pepe, now we have more serious business to do” and he materize a candle lit and pulls some invisible handle on the floor. A door opens in the middle of the living room and he goes in “Come here, you wanted some exciting adventure? Well, here I have something that would fulfill your wishes”

>>29659001

>”OK, but I don’t care what you have down there, you still owe me the exploration trip” you insist as you go to the stairs where Discord is.
>Discord doesn’t say a word and he and you keep going down. The stairs are going very deep down. You start to lose the patience and you start to run to reach the bottom more quickly.
>”Pepe, I wouldn’t do that. You’re gonna stumble” warns you Discord
“I’m not stupid, I can’t control my le--”
>And you effectively stumble. You now are falling in every part of your body
>Discord finds your accident funny and he doesn't hesitate to laugh “Look how good you are controlling your legs Pepe”
>Finally you reach the floor of the basement and after a while, Discord is here too
>Some strange presence sends chills down your spine
>You start to look at the sides to find what’s giving you that sensation

>>29659034

>Two smalls blue points of lights in the horizont get closer along a flapping sound
>A hizz is growing as well
“Discord, what’s happening?”
>There’s no answer but something or somebody is on your back
>With fear of what you’re gonna see you turn your face back
>A bughorse

>>29659043

Fin

>>29659048
Pastebin?

>>29653933
You only have to find that damn fourth chaos emerald

>>29658790
anon becoming eris confirmed.

>>29659303

Before next part, like always

You can read the previous part on http://pastebin.com/RH9D3fdW