You are locked in a battle to the death with Anon for the privilege to enter the magical land of Equestria.
The Final Battle sequence begins.
Battle rules refreshment and other pointers to follow.
IT BEGINS
Now some quick notes. While I intend to end the Quest tonight through this marathonic endurance run (around 6 hours or so), battles are mostly RNG based so it could last anywhere between 1 hour to needing yet another session. In the case the battle does not end tonight we will continue the battle next Friday or Saturday ( I will clarify through the week with a thread). Now let's begin.
BATTLE RULES:
Easy to follow, so pay close attention.
For Board-tan turns (Player): Specify an attack/skill related to the board-tan. The first post ending in 9 is the winning move.
Then reply to the winning post. 3rd reply to said post will decide on the amount of damage/healing/power the attack does, from 1 to 9 based on the post ending number.
If the post ends in 0, then it's a miss. If the post is doubles, then the damage/effect is doubled. If trips, then tripled, and so on.
Attack drawings will be more sketchy and less detailed to help speed up the battle. If an attack it's repeated, then I'll polish the panel more.
Order turn: /mlp/ > /x/ > /co/ >/v/>Anon> repeat
>await next panel
>>26216351
SECOND FOR HAPPENING
>>26216351
HAPPENING
wow this is finally over
It's /mlp/-tan's turn
>input attack
STANDING HERE
>>26216439
Use earth pony buck
>>26216439
Use magic bubble shield around party for improved defense
>>26216439
SUMMON DISCORD
>>26216464
This
>>26216439
sing song to unify the hearts of team members raising their attack.
>>26216464
Sure, okay: this.
>>26216439
>>26216464
>>26216479
>>26216482
Perhaps it's just not meant to be
>>26216479
this better be good
>>26216479
Input song through Youtube video link.
First 6 or 9 decides.
Specific genres will have different effects.
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FvXznPl1J8
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R82paQbF0Yo
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhW-pYTNC4M
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBnJ0egT_4
>>26216548
Roll
>>26216556
Fuck you /pol/
>>26216529
Oh god, we're going edgy on turn 1.
>>26216529
Never really listened to this band much but my brother did. Approve.
>>26216529
looks liek you win
>>26216529
Well, that's something different.
>>26216529
Nice
>>26216529
Too bad /tg/ isn't in our group, he'd love this
BATTLE THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
If you happened to miss yesterdays, here's the progress leading up to it.
Aaaand here's the rest of the story so far.
>http://imgur.com/a/8Yd4j
Is the Third reply damage calc based on the move post or the song choice?
>>26216529
You channel a voice to match that of a valkyrie (with body THICCNESS to match her too).
You can feel /mu/'s dissapproval.
>metal
Filled with hope, your team mates might reroll damage once if their damage is 5 or less. LASTS 1 TURN
/mlp/-tan might not cast a buff for 2 turns.
>await next panel
>>26216659
Since this was a buff, and not a heal/attack. It didn't apply.
For consistency however, all buffs from now on will have their power based on the number of the third reply.
Thanks for clearing that up for even I get confused sometimes.
>>26216672
>free re-rolls for a full round
noice
>>26216713
Nice because I remember all the rage that came pouring into the thread whenever someone got a shit damage roll.
It's /x/'s turn.
>input Attack
BUFFS:
/x/ might Reroll 1 Damage roll if 5 or less ONCE
>>26216749
MOON TULPA
>>26216672
How does re-rolling work? Is it the third reply to the low-rolling post? The sixth to the attack post?
>>26216749
cast shadowy apparitions to give anon night terrors
>>26216749
Summon Fox Mulder
>>26216749
Summon Tulpa
CHANNEL THE POWER OF THE MOON FOR A DEVASTATING ATTACK, NIGGA
>>26216749
Sailor Moon Tulpa
>>26216749
SUMMON MR SKELTAL
>>26216749
REROLL>>26216752
>>26216749
summon MOON NIGGA tulpa
>>26216749
skellingtons
>>26216749
Cast spoopy mist to attempt to debuff anon.
>>26216749
SAILOR MOON TULPA
>>26216749
Jumpscares
>>26216749
INNA-WOODS CONSPIRACY THEORY
>>26216766
reroll
>>26216779
you got it. now the question is do we have to say "Sailor Moon Tulpa"
>>26216779
yeeeeee
>>26216779
:^)
>>26216755
I will ask if the player wants to reroll.
Reply to the question, and the 3rd reply decides if they want to reroll or not.
If they say yes, then the third reply to that is the new damage.
>>26216756
Roll
>>26216809
>Moon Tulpa at max damage
NOICE
>>26216809
noice
>>26216809
Nice 9 man!
>>26216809
And everything went better than expected
>>26216809
>>26216809
thanks [s4s]
>>26216809
yeah boy
>>26216809
>>26216779
Maximum effect.
Something has begun to change within /x/.
This transformation will take one turn.
During this turn, /x/ is invulnerable.
>await next turn
>>26216894
HEEEEELL YEAH
>>26216894
I think I see where this is going.
>>26216894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1xAPQgGZ0U
>>26216649
And if thread-capping isn't your thing we have the quest archive.
https://www.anonpone.com/mlptan/
It's nice that we have options.
It's /co/'s turn!
>input attack
BUFFS:
/co/ might Reroll 1 Damage roll if 5 or less ONCE
>>26216944
Release the Animaniacs
>>26216948
Do this
>>26216944
Rapid punch with the flash's super speed.
>>26216944
ROSE QUARTZ TULPA
>>26216948
THIIIIS
/co/nrad channels power through his belly gem and puts up a bubble shield that will block one attack.
>>26216944
Cyclops eye lasers!
>>26216944
Present comics of non-canoninity!
>>26216944
reroll >>26216948
>>26216944
use the power of ren and stimpy
>>26216948
This is the best course of action
Release Animaniacs pls
>>26216966
Reroll.
>>26216948
IT'S TIME TO DO THIS roll
>>26216948
dis one yo
>>26216979
Fug
>>26216979
what a crappy attack
>>26216979
aw shiet nyukka
>>26216944
He must do this: >>26216948
>>26216989
Oh, Sweet!
>>26216995
>Almost trip 9s
You couldn't just wait, could you, ya silly bastard
>>26216944
You must do eet: >>26216948
Hey guys, it's me, the person who fucked everything up last thread
But hey, I brought some popcorn to make up for it, hopefully everything turns out okay and you can forgive me
>>26217008
third reply dumbass
>>26216995
/co/ got a 5.
Will /co/ reroll?
Y/N
3rd reply decides.
If yes then 3rd reply to said reply decides new damage.
>>26217024
Nah
>>26217024
I think this is fine. Keep it. n
>>26217024
Yah.
>>26217024
yes
>>26217024
NO
5 is good enough.
>>26217024
Things can only get worse from here: NO
>>26217029
>>26217032
>>26217034
>>26217034
roll
>>26217034
This better be good.
>>26217034
MAX DAM
>>26217034
roll
>>26217034
you idiot. kill yourself.
>>26217034
Fucking hell.
Rev up them 2s!
>>26216920
Way to make the capperbro look obsolete and almost pointless!
>>26217058
BOOOOOOM
>>26217058
THE POWER
>>26217058
SWEET
>>26217058
Not bad
>>26217058
Hell yeah. We went from five to eight.
>>26217058
bretty gud m8
>>26217058
nice
>>26217069
Caps are nice in their own right for different reasons. You can't just dump the quest archive in a few short posts in some thread somewhere for example. And it's always possible that it can go belly up. Like I said, it's a nice alternative but not a replacement.
>>26217058
>>26216966
>>26216979
>>26216995
>>26217024
>>26217034
>>26217058
Since comics are a foreign concept for /co/, he instead presents a non-canon cartoon.
/co/ deals 8 damage. But hurts itself in the process.
/co/ deals 2 damage to himself.
>await next turn
>>26217069
Chill bro, I don't feel obsolete. He speaks truth, alternatives are nice... because imgur album links can get lost and confused.
Though as a consolation, I can at least be happy that I can make the caps look prettier. Otherwise it's the same shit from a different source, it's all good.
>>26217135
>comics are a foreign concept for /co/
wut
It's /v/'s turn
>input attack
BUFFS:
/v/ might Reroll 1 Damage roll if 5 or less ONCE
>>26217203
Barneyfag him
>>26217203
Fire anti-fun ray
/v/ performs one of those punches from Battletoads with a big-ass fist.
>>26217203
GIve Anon his daily dose
>>26217203
On-disc DLC indignation
>>26217203
shout "marked for death"
Krii Lun Aus
anon has less armor and takes more damage.
>>26217203
Summon Barneyfag
>>26217203
make anon QPU MISALIGNED with the power of
0.5x a presses
Use /v/'s fabled blue attack.nyeh heh heh
>>26217216
Pls this
>>26217203
Flood with waifu threads
>>26217203
>>26217223
Summon the barneyfag
>>26217215
rerollan
>>26217203
Attack with a fucking crowbar like Gordon fucking Freeman.
>>26217203
Chun-li spinning kick
>>26217203
complain about rule breaking
>>26217203
Tell Anon he's going to have a bad time.
>>26217239
Here we go lads
>>26217239
Let's hope for a crit (as if /v/ can into fighting games)
>>26217203
Rocket fist
>>26217239
Okay
>>26217239
pretty good anon.niggers don't know shit about vidya here
>>26217239
thunder thighs
>>26217239
Power up
>>26217255
5 again, huh?
>>26217255
>>26217266
It's dubs!!! DOUBLE DAMAGE
>>26217266
10 I believe, since doubles
>>26217255
yes, check 'em
>>26217255
dubs 5
not bad
>>26217255
>>26217239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOoNSbUZsRA
Not bad.
>>26217202
>implying anyone on /co/ reads comics
>>26217239
Will /v/ reroll? :^)
>>26217304
they do, there's shitty threads about them all the time
>>26217317
lolno
>>26217317
pls no
>>26217317
NOOOOO
>>26217317
no. fuck off
>>26217255
>>26217317
Nah we good
>>26217317
hell no
>>26217317
The hell we won't... not on dubs!
>>26217328
/v/ Dubs are safe. No reroll.
Its decided then
>>26217317
>every single response is a no
good to know we have no shitters in here
>>26217369
yet...
Are we going to control anon on his attacks?
>>26217239
>>26217255
/v/ gets a critical dubs hit, dealing 10 damage.
>await Anon's turn
>>26217372
We'll find that out very soon
>>26217372
Funny that you say that, because yes you are.
Before hopping on to Anon's. Let's review Anon's rules.
They work the same way as the player, with an added extra step.
Anon Special Commands! Anon's Battle system works in a slightly different way.
When the anon battle prompt appears, the ending number of the 6th reply to the prompt post will decide Anon's target.
0: Miss
1-2: /mlp/
3-4: /x/
5-6:/co/
7-8: /v/
9: AoE
Upon confirming a target, anons must reply to the Target post with their attack idea. The first 9 reply decides the attack.
After the attack is decided then damage must be calculated. To obtain the damage, Anons must reply to the winning Idea post. The 6th reply to the winning idea post decides the damage. If the post is doubles, Anon deals double damage. If trips, then tripled, and so on. In the end all damage must be doubled due to Anon's nuclear modifier.
Attached an image to help clarify the process. It might sound very convoluted, but I'm doing it to keep the system as random as possible.
>please digest rules and wait for Anon's prompt
>>26217382
Now I'm picturing a fat neckbearded dude doing a spinning bird kick with cheeto crumbs flying everywhere. Thanks.
>>26217382
Hah, the dubs kick is also pic #266. Dubs everywhere for /v/.
>>26217400
Then we can just have anon an hero and finish the fight?
>>26217400
Alright then. target x since she's invulnerable right now.
>>26217400
>>26217428
hopefully
It's anon's turn to attack.
>input target reply
>>26217405
kek
>>26217428
A 0 3 or 4 roll is the key here.
>>26217443
Comin' for you, nigga
>>26217443
wew ?
>>26217443
will do
>>26217443
/x/
>>26217443
Roll.
>>26217443
rollo
>>26217443
I refuse to select a target
>>26217443
Make like /y/ and misfire.
>>26217443
rolling
>>26217443
>You feel like you're going to have a bad time.
>>26217443
Anon ain't no chump
Anon summons /b/, /pol/ and /tv/
For backup
>>26217465
Pocket sand attack!
>>26217465
Anon uses poorly written greentext!
>>26217465
fug.
Let's go SEMEN SPURT
>>26217465
fling spagetti.
>>26217465
Shitposting.
>>26217465
Anon uses masturbate
Anon summons /pol/ for back-up.
>>26217465
Good job you nigger.
Use shitposting
>>26217465
Awkward virgin sex god attack
>>26217479
Come on, zero!
>>26217479
*claps*
>>26217479
God dang it, Dale
>>26217489
no whammy
>>26217479
WEW
LAD
>>26217465
Do nothing
>>26217489
Zero?
>>26217479
Check'em
>>26217489
roll
>>26217479
SHA SHAAAAA~
>>26217522
>4
We good
>>26217522
exactly 8 damage. way to go faggot
>>26217522
>2 * 2
well its not too bad
>>26217522
What the fuck have you done
>>26217530
Don't forget that it's doubled ontop of that because Anon's NUCLEEAAAR
>>26217534
the fuck did you get 8 from? lern to math
>>26217553
Two doubled for dubs doubled again for nuclear. You learn to math.
>>26217552
Oh yeah
Oops
>>26217553
did you even fucking read what was posted or are you just a dumbass?
>>26217552
>>26217553
oh goddamnit
>>26217400
This is very, very confusing, LSA.
>>26217553
22 is dubs. 4 damage, except SOMEONE decided the battle theme was Nuclear. Anon is in Nuclear status, which doubles all of his damage rolls. 4*2=8 And guess what? Conrad kerfuffle with the chinese cartoons reduced his HP from 10 to 8.
>>26217579
Seems simple enough to me.
>>26217522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o_HlC5CJbo
>>26217579
it's kind of convoluted as shit but as long as others understand it then it's fine.
>>26217479
>>26217465
>>26217522
Anon Attacks with a pocket sand attack.
The sneaky bastard deals 8 damage to /co/ and reduces its accuracy.
/co/'s next attack will have a 50% chance to fail.
>await battle overview
>>26217586
That's a mistake
/co/ should be at full health
>>26217586
Conrad is still at 33, the 10 was an error
So I resized the cheat sheet a little bit just cause I didn't really want to fuck with the consistency of the boarders.
Although this episode has potential to be long as fuck, so I'll probably end up doing that at the end anyway...
>>26217593
In theory it is, but in practice... with so many posts aimed at so many other posts, I've already replied to the wrong post.
>/v/ attacks
>no one mentions ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
>>26217623
We're saving that for a later attack/buff
>>26217601
>>26217604
My bad. Guess Conrad is still alive.
>>26217586
>SOMEONE decided the battle theme was Nuclear
hi
In my defense, if Equestria was within my grasp, I'd go nuclear af to get it
>>26217600
>/co/'s next attack will have a 50% chance to fail.
God damn Pidgey and his fucking sand attack fuck that shit
Battle overview.
Anon received big hits in this first round.
>await /mlp/ turn
>>26217579
I realize it's confusing as fuck, but it is only to help keep rolls as RNG as possible.
I really wish we had dies. But we dont.
>>26217623
that's /a/ really.
>>26217623
/v/ could provide a party wide buff.
"It's FRIIIIDAY NIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER LETS HAVE SOME FUN!"
>>26217634
Summon Jackie Chan tulpa
>>26217652
>await
>>26217634
Summon a life-sized Twilight plush mount
It's /mlp/'s turn.
>input Attack
/mlp/ might not cast buffs this turn.
>>26217634
We do after a fashion.
http://output.jsbin.com/amemah/
>>26217668
use >rape
>>26217668
horn drill!
>>26217668
Fire orbital friendship cannon
>>26217635
ACTUALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb-sEEtFBNA
>>26217668
Summon warrior rainbow Dash for some edge.
>>26217668
Horse dildo smack
>>26217668
take autism to the next level
>>26217679
what the fuck anon
>>26217679
pls no choke
>>26217668
Let's try this again, but with feeling
>RAPE
>>26217679
Summon Flutterrape!!!
>>26217668
Cast a dark magic, fouler than anon could ever be
>>26217679
that was fast
>>26217679
It's always the answer
>>26217679
Oh boy
>>26217679
The tables have turned!
>>26217679
winrar, lets get that damage going
>>26217705
Wow it's nothing
>>26217668
One of anon's many weaknesses is big ol' floppy dicks. It's like he's a fish and they're worms.
If he sees a dick or anything phallic he's compelled to put it in his mouth and suck on it.
So whip out your hosecock dildo collection and let him waste turns sucking on them.
Maybe he'll even take damage from the taint left on them.
>>26217689
Oh god, an AOE
>>26217705
/mlp/ buff did not affect herself, so no reroll.
>>26217679
It's a bold move, Cotton
>>26217720
That's only for anon's attacks
>>26217705
Anon is the true master of >rape, of course isn't terrible harmfull to him.
>>26217679
>>26217705
http://i.imgur.com/74fPnNR.png
It only took 1 turn for you to get giggity with Anon.
For some reason it deals him damage. Perhaps Anon is low test. Anon takes 5 Damage
>await /x/ turn
>>26217782
Maybe, but >>26217732 isn't.
>>26217782
If you'd spent any time in the Flutterrape thread, you'd see that whether or not Anon would stick his dick in a pony, Fluttershy is always the exception. And she's the most skilled and resourceful rapist ever, and she wants Anon's dick the most soooo bad.
>>26217813
>For some reason
its rape, it doesn't have to be gentle
>>26217813
Waitin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0_dK-5tXkY
>>26217813
>Perhaps Anon is low test
keks were had
>>26217817
flutterrape a shit
A SHIT!
>>26217813
Unf
>>26217813
>http://i.imgur.com/74fPnNR.png
fucking unf
It's /x/'s turn.
/x/ has awakened a new power. [TULPA SAILOR LEWD]
/x/ now receives half the damage.
>input attack
>>26217878
SEND IN THE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
>>26217878
Alien abduction
>>26217878
Z̰̰̝͇̩͔̟͚̱͈̪͍͙͋̑ͣ͐͐ͭ̈́ͫ̐͐̐̊̂ͤ̓͒̐̀̀̀̚͢͜A̴ͦ̔̃́̾͆͊ͯ̚҉̸̦͈̪̲̦̙̳̻̰̝̺͇͜ͅL̵̷̘̫̯̤̙̫̣͇̘ͤ̿ͤ͛ͤ̿ͭ̃ͫ̈̇͐͗͒͘͠G̨̧͕̖̟͓̹͔͎̜̗͚̳͍͍̜̭̐̔̎̄̑̄̃ͤ̊ͬ̎͗ͪͤͭͦ̈ͫ́Ơ̴̘͎̰̹̻̖͕̭͗̅͛͊̓ͨͪͭ̈̀́!̵̧͚̟̻͈̹̻͉͔̻̘̟̖̪̙̪͉̟̤ͫ͑̉͋ͪͣͥ̇̈̀͘͝ͅ
>>26217878
Spoopy jump scare!
SAILOR LEWD STAR PLATINUM RUSH ATTACK
>>26217878
>that visor
Kawaii as fuck
As for our attack: Fleshgait's gaze
>>26217878
Use the Mandela effect somehow!
>>26217890
re-roll
>>26217878
Spooky moon beam
>>26217878
Ascend Sailor Lewd into it's Requiem form, Princess Serenity
>>26217878
Illuminatus! manipulation
>>26217878
Stab anon with a crystal in the eyes
>>26217878
send spirits to whisper in anon's ear all the things he's ashamed of.
>>26217878
Summon the spokiest of spooky scary skeletons!
>>26217878
sexual but spooky things
>>26217878
Slap anon with one Necronomicon.
>>26217878
more skellingtons
>>26217878
Unleash the Rake!
>>26217878
Remind Anon that he has aSKELETTON INSIDE HIM!
>>26217913
>in the eyes
dude...
>>26217878
/x/ Tiara Magic!
>>26217919
CRITICAL HIT
>>26217919
I could see that hitting for some Dark damage.
>>26217919
rolling for damage.
>>26217919
well lets see what the fuck this does
>>26217919
yoooo
>>26217919
that's pretty spoopy
>>26217919
LETS DO THIS
>>26217926
Who said there weren't shitposters among us?
>>26217933
not bad/10
>>26217919
Necrophilia would've been funnier
>>26217933
Well, at least it was dubs.
>>26217933
Neat.
>The world is ending around you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD_yKzrR_cc
>>26217933
>>26217919
You hit Anon with a copy of the necronomicon you got from amazon on discount.
Anon takes 6 damage.
>await /co/ turn
Hey /co/nrad, just something to consider, toonami is on right now.
>>26218014
Ah shiet, forgot the powerup.
Please use this version.
>>26218025
Smut. Do we get a enraged buff for this or something?
>>26218026
It's /co/'s turn.
DEBUFF:/co/ has been blinded with sand, after damage calculating an extra roll will be required to procure the hit. LASTS 1 TURN
>input attack
>>26218051
build the best snow fort ever
>>26218051
channel Rick and get schwifty
>>26218051
Make anon trip on a gnome
>>26218051
/co/ uses furfag fetish
>>26218051
Animaniacs
>>26218051
GEM POWERS ACTIVATE
>>26218051
Rolling for this >>26216948
I don't know about you guys, but 50 HP seems way too low for the final boss,I expect a second formMaybe a heavily muscled one....
>>26218051
FIRE BENDING
>>26218051
Flail around like a moron
>>26218069
Damage.
>>26218069
Oh fug
>>26218069
okay great, you got your roll
>>26218069
Roll
>>26218069
weeeeeeeeee
>>26218051
Animaniacs pls
>>26218051
Use your blue lantern ring to inspire Hope and buff the party
>>26218076
This
BUBBLE SHIELD
>>26218093
Snide cunt, look what you did.
>>26218069
Max damage should be "Anon called you Dottie"
>>26218088
>>26218093
fucking really
>>26218093
is this extra roll time? I dunno.
>>26218093
fug
>>26218093
>3
Not good enough, not nearly good enough
>>26218093
Welp
>>26218093
Are we gonna go back to low numbers every time like before?
>>26218093
You fucking faggot
>>26218074
so you're saying...
>>26218093
>>26218069
/co/ summons Yakko to make fun of Anon.
Having been the butt of literally every joke ever, anon can only crack a smile.
Barely any damage dealt. Anon takes 3 Damage.
>wait /v/'s turn
if we miss it wont fucking matter anyway
>>26218157
Shoulda summoned Dot.
>>26218157
what happened to the sand?
y'know what nevermind
>>26218157
shouldnt that have been a miss because of sand
>>26218170
Fuck me, it's so much to keep track of even for me.
HAH.
You get away with that slip /mlp/
>>26218170
>>26218177
50% chance niggers
>>26218170
>>26218177
It was a 50/50 chance, and /co/nrad prayed to RNGesus today.
>>26218156
I was more thinking of THAT but they're pretty much the same anyway.
>>26218184
:^)
>>26218170
>>26218177
But /co/nrad didn't attack directly, he called forth a summon...
>>26218184
>50% chance of missing
>you think its because of the sand
>in reality is 50% chance of smutty forgetting about the debuff
Top kek
It's /v/'s turn.
>input attack
>>26218204
Pretty much.
>>26218196
good point
>You cannot comprehend the true form of /v/'s attack!
Use mix of Rebellion / Ebony and Ivory to deal Stylish! combos.
>>26218211
Summon Anita Sarkeesian's illusion on Anon's face so that he get pummeled by /v/.
>>26218211
Scream ''IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE''
>>26218211
Summon Undyne to throw spears at Anon
>>26218211LOL
>>26218211
Attack with Holy Moonlight Sword
>>26218211
SUMMON SANIC
>>26218211
Summon Barneyfag
>>26218211
Nerd rage
>>26218211
Rek Anon's casul ass with your Giantdad build
>>26218229
roll
>>26218211
prepare all out attack
>>26218229
OH BABY
>>26218228
Damn, reroll.
>>26218229
so an attack buff?
>>26218229
wat
>>26218229
with loudness please
>>26218211
Debuff Anon with some TF2 conga
>>26218211
Attack anon with always-online DRM
>>26218253
Damn it...
>>26218253
Fuck you
>>26218253
sheeeeeeit
>>26218253
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
>>26218253
>>26218229
/v/ tries to scream from the top of his lungs while recalling the good old vidya days before 9/11.
He can only let out a whimpy howl, fails to attain invincibility
For one turn, reduce total damage taken by /v/ by 25%.
/v/ cannot cast buffs for 2 turns.
>wait anon's turn
>>26218327
*sad trombone*
>>26218327
"I'M FUCKIN' INVINC"
>>26218327
https://youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A
>>26218327
>I-I'm f-f-f-fuckin' i-i-i-invinc...."
>It was at this point that he burst into tears and curled up into the fetal position
It's Anon's turn.
>input target reply
>>26218352You read my mind
>>26218360
weeeeee
>>26218360
Summon /pol/ and /b/
>>26218360
AIM AT /V/
>>26218360
full heal
>>26218360
Pls no mulp or coh
>>26218360
praying for zero
>>26218360
tie to attackted
>>26218360
Rolling for someone with reduced damage.
>>26218360
shit post
>>26218360
I think anon wants to come inside rainbow dash.
>>26218360
Horse dildo racing
>>26218360
ur a faget
>>26218360
use poorly written greentext
>>26218376
Heal yourself with spaghetti magic
>>26218376
Do the chicken dance.
>>26218376
here we go again Conrad.
Semen spurt attack
>>26218376
goddammit, /co/'s gonna fucking die at this rate
>>26218376
too bad
>>26218360
Server crash
>>26218360
Lyra plush boxing glove punch
>>26218376
Greentext.
>>26218376
>co again
ha
>>26218376
full heal
Anon walks the dinosaur
>>26218376
Do nothing
>>26218376
Engage in an all-out waifu war
>>26218360
use edgy oc
>>26218376
Genderbending attack!
>>26218376
>rape
>>26218376
Need a dispencer here spam
>>26218376
dildos
>>26218360
Cum inside rainbow Dash.
>>26218376
Use poorly written greentext
>>26218376
Suddenly the Fire Nation attacks
>>26218376
heal self
>>26218417
reroll
>>26218376
greentext shurikens
>>26218376
Say Teens Titans Go is good
>>26218431
re-roll
>>26218376
>>26218432
rerollin
>>26218439
damage calc roll go:^(
>>26218439
oh no
>>26218376
Unleash the Flames of Celestia!
>>26218439
well okay then
>>26218376
Turn into a sex god.
>>26218439
Let's see how much damage nothing does!
>>26218439
OH SHI-
>>26218439
I'm not sure that'll work, to the contrary, I'm sure he'll circumvent that.
>>26218439
Nothing can hurt pretty bad
>>26218478
Jesus fucking christ.
>>26218439
>implying anon isn't "resting" and he get's nine points back
look what you did.
>>26218478
>16
>>26218490
>doing nothing does 16 damage
fucking bullshit
>>26218478
we doomd
>>26218478
>>26218439
>>26218417
>>26218376
Anon stands there and does literally nothing.
/co/ is hit by a whooping 16 points of concentrated apathy.
>await battle overview
>>26218496
The suspense kills them!
>>26218517
Jesus Christ
>>26218517
amazing
>>26218517
Man, /co/nrad has been getting so abused in this quest
>>26218517
>>26218517
At this point /co/ might as well just kill himself...
>>26218535
He's the only one who's been damaged today. I think we need to invoke some healing sex powers or some shit.
>>26218535
it's fitting really
/co/nrad is about to die.
Anon is almost halfway there damage-wise.
>await /mlp/'s turn
>>26218546
If Johnny Test didn't make him kill himself, this sure as hell won't.
>>26218557
Fuck forgot image.
>>26218517
Jesus, some one heal or buff poor /co/nrad
>>26218557
>>26218567
Summon
Badass
Dash.
>>26218557
Big bro just CANNOT catch a break today.
Or in real life either, come to think of it.
>>26218573
>await
>>26218573
AWAIT
A W A I T
>>26218567
Slap Anon with the floppiest and wettest horse dildo you have.
If /co/nrad dies, can /v/ hit him with a phoenix down?
>>26218580
He deserves it for his sins. This is his reckoning, his only chance at redemption is death!
It's /mlp/ turn.
/mlp/ will be able to cast support spells (buffs/heals) next turn.
>input attack
>>26218597
he's vidya so yes.
>>26218604
HOOFSIES
>>26218604
Cum in rainbow dash
>>26218604
Feed /co/ some delicious Marejuice
>>26218582
>>26218586
Awww fuck it always get me.
>>26218604
Well now it's good right?
>>26218604
Summon Tracy
>>26218604
Summon Brandy and have her pimp slap Anon and steal his waifu.
>>26218604
Attack with anatomically correct pony porn spam
>>26218604
Magical horsegirl transformation
>>26218604
make anon mouth the cherries
>>26218604
Gore him with horn!
>>26218604
Penetrate anon with a flared XL Chance ALL THE WAY to the hilt.
>>26218604
Talk loudly about Equestria Girls and the comics, loudly debating to yourself as to whether they're canon or not until Anon wants to stab himself in the ears.
>>26218604
Summon /b/ for one turn
>>26218604
Cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>26218619
rolling for damage
>>26218604
Use hoofy kicks!
>>26218604
shove your horn up his ass.
>>26218619
the fuck?
>>26218619
God dammit, ponko
WOOOO
>>26218619
warm pie
>>26218619
damage roll
>>26218619
Damage
>>26218619
>he mouthed the cherries
roll
>>26218619
what?
>>26218619
What?
>>26218619
ugh, really?
>>26218636
Respectable
There was some engrish OP a while back that got a lot
>
replies. I think it was during the mid season hiatus. We were bored.
for everybody not getting the reference, >>26216527
>>26218667
Still not funny
>>26218688
HAI DER I HATE FUN T. LE REDDIT
>>26218688
And that's exactly why it's funny
We are a desperate bunch in hiatus
>>26218604
i was honestly hoping anon had more of a fighting chance
>>26218688
https://youtu.be/8NPzLBSBzPI
for reference
>>26218619
>>26218636
Anon is forced to mouth the cherries, taking 6 damage.
However, thanks to Anon's collective persona he is able to digest them, gaining a cherry bonus.
If anon's next target is female, add x25% at the end of damage calculation.
>await /x/'s turn
stop helping anon you retarded fucks
>>26218721
fucking great...
It's /x/'s turn!
BUFFS: /x/ takes half damage. PERMANENT
>input Attack
>>26218721
Are you shitting me
>>26218738
Reinforce /co/'s skeleton with only the most calcium enriched of skeletons
>>26218738
Nightmare Touch
With a gentle caress of his cheek, every single traumatic memory he's repressed comes flooding back for a moment. And he's Anon so you know he's seen some shit.
>>26218738
SKELLINGTONS
>>26218738
BRING IN MR SKELTAL
>>26218738
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
>>26218738
skeleton army
>>26218721
Not a problem. We'll convince Anon that /v/ is a girl gamer, and then s/he can tank the damage.
>>26218721
>>26218738
Spook him good!
>>26218738
Use the mandela effect to switch this /co/nrad out for one who never got attacked
>>26218749
THANK!
>>26218738
damage roll
>>26218749
It's all ogre now
>>26218749
DOOT DOOT MOTHERFUCKER
>>26218749
The ride never ends
>>26218749
THANKS
>>26218749
DAH BONEZ
>>26218762
you dumb fuck
>>26218762
Speaking of motherfuckers.
>>26218762
>>26218767
>>26218762
>>26218749
THANK MR SKE...
>>26218762
Goddammit anon
>>26218762
YOU FUCKING FAILURE!
>>26218762
Soiled it.
You ruin everything.
oops
Can we tie Gaston to some sort of healing effect for /co/?
>>26218762
>>26218749
/x/ summons MR SKELTAL!
Due to osteoporosis, this vintage meme deals almost no damage.
Anon takes 2 damage.
>await /co/ turnFucking captcha making me solve like 4 sets
>>26218809
>spoiler
I know, it's pissing me right the fuck off. I will have nightmares of street names tonight.
alright retards this is really simple. HEAL with co, attack with /v/.
>>26218809
Turn on legacy captcha in the settings
>>26218816
Or the other way around. /v/ can use phoenix downs.
>>26218816
Fuck you
I do what I want
>>26218816
Ib4 epic fail and we self damage-kill /co/
>>26218826
eat a dick faggot
It's /co/'s turn.
>input attack
What happens if /co/ dies?
Since this is the final battle I guess he just stays dead, right?
>>26218839
Summon the hoards of /sug/ so they may heal us with lewd space rocks
>>26218839
Heal nigga
>>26218839
Try and look pathetic.
>>26218839
Scream "SCREW IT" and suplex Anon.
>>26218849
Real specific, dipshit.
>>26218839
>>26218849
Waterbend yourself back to health
>>26218839
Conrad gets Deadpool's Self-Healing trait
/co/ enters the avatar state
>>26218839
Break out some quality cheesecake to heal.
>>26218837
No matter how many dicks I eat, I could never take your crown
King of cock gobbling
>>26218849
nice completely bland post fagtron
>>26218839accidentally heal anon
>>26218869
At least the digits are good
>>26218839
Heal /co/ with some nutritious TMNT brand pizza
>>26218839
Get his AE86 and go driftin
>>26218849
Heal with cheesecake
>>26218860
FUCKING THIS
>>26218869
Can't complain about a natural 9 heal
>>26218849
Didn't specify
Heal anon
>>26218839
Summon Harley
>>26218880
dats sum beefcake lookin shit
>>26218889
Did you just...?
>>26218849
>Anon is actually a nigga
>/co/nrad heals him
>>26218849
>>26218869
>good digits on a useless post.
we still have to keep rolling and give something coherent.
>>26218839
heal self with waterbending
>>26218889
Anon isn't a nigga man
>>26218881
I meant Healing Factor, but it's a moot point for now.
>>26218892
There's a thought.
Nurse Harley Quinn comes and heals /co/ with a comically large syringe.
>>26218897
Yes he just
>>26218839
Run away, leave behind outline.
>>26218909
...under her skirt
>>26218912
No only the first reply counted.
Plus we don't HAVE to reply to this one so it won't heal.
>>26218909
that works i guess?
>>26218909
YES THIS
>>26218909
>>26218922
this please
>>26218849
>>26218869
With the help of some powerful motivation, you force your own body to heal itself.
/co/ recovers 9 HP.
>await /v/'s turn
>>26218938
hmm. That works. Good ol Uncle Ruckus.
It's /v/'s turn!
/v/ can't cast support moves this turn
>input attack
>>26218978
jump in the air and land on anon's head super mario style.
>>26218978
use the power of LOL
>>26218978
imagine anita sarkeesian's face on anon's and punch it
>>26218978
console wars
>>26218978
Critical hit
Awakening style
>>26218938
kek, best end to an otherwise boring shitty player direction
>>26218978
Let's try again. I really wanna see DSA draw dis
Rerolling for >>26218233
>>26218978
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
>>26218978
Throw a brick.
And by brick I mean an xBox.
HADOUKEN>>26218978
>>26218978
Give anon his daily dose
>>26218978
/v/ sucks his own dick
Grossing anon out
>>26218989
really fuck her up
>>26218989
do a lot of damage i believe in you
>>26218989
As if he wasn't angry enough already.
>>26218989
Damage
>>26218989
oh boy here we go
>>26218999
jesus fuck please tell me those trips count for SOMETHING
>>26218989
roll
>>26219010
Woooooow
>>26218989
Hey man that's MY attack!!
>>26219003T-thanks for getting it.
>>26218978
Remember anon that he owns you a favor and make him buy all the euro train simulator dlc, dealing a massive damage to his pockets
>>26219010
Are you fucking kidding me, faggot?
>>26219010
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>26219010
ANGER
>>26219010
That's a LOT of damage.
>>26219010
FUCK
JUST WHEN WE HAVE THE ATTACK I WANTED.
>>26219010
damnit anita
>>26219010
Anita op, pls nerf
>>26219010
is 0 10 or 0?
>>26219010
>>26218989
Proof that Hirohito loves Anita
Kinda fitting for /v/ to have no power over Anita and gamergate.
>>26219010
>>26218989
/v/ refuses to attack, thinking it's a trap to create twitter bait.
0 fucking damage.
>await Anon's turn
>>26219052
more like /v/ can't defeat Anita Man
>>26219052
His name is Hiroyuki, anon.
>>26219068
His name is Hiroshima Nagasaki
It's Anon's turn!
>input target reply>select street names captcha
Just kill me
>>26219078
kill /v/ for keks
>>26219078
Remember the 25%
>>26219078
pls no /co/
>>26219078
piece of shit game and it's shitty capchas
>>26219078
Here we go again, let's avoid conrad for fucks sake
>>26219078
Throw Johnny Test DVDs at /co/.
>>26219078
anon needs to heal himself so heal
>>26219078
Anon channels his inner /pol/ and attacks with a Reich punch
>>26219078
Lets Goooooo-
Pls no bully /co/-chan-senpai
>>26219090
>miss
AYY LMAO
Anon opens the door
gets on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
this gives him back some health
>>26219090
>Miss
Boring
>>26219090
woooooooooooooo
>>26219090
You are beautiful let me suck your dick
>>26219078
Summon Mods
Fuck yeah
Anon turns into >>26218193
But it's all for show and his punch deals nothing.
>>26219090
Lucky break, Anon too caught up in lewd green
>>26219090
what does he miss? his motherfucking bullet
>>26219090
misses work too
>>26219107
As long as the balls don't touch. (but if they did, I'd be okay with it)
>>26219090
>>26219078
Anon misses entirely.
He gets very pissed.
>await battle status
>>26219090
anon needs heal
>>26219123
Oh jesus christ. Did Anon just go /a/peshit like last time?
Jackshit happened.
What a waste of a turn.
Anon is getting upset. It might be wise to not taunt him.
>await /mlp/'s turn
>>26219138
taunt him
>>26219138
Tell him his waifu is shit
It's /mlp/'s turn.
>input attack
>>26219146
>>26219152
>await
>>26219138
Tell him equestria girls was a good movie
>>26219156
Team with [s4s] and harness the power of le unicorn face ^:)
Abuse his weakness!
BIG
FAT
COOOOCKS
Anon's a fucking faggot, so he can't stand the sight of a juicy dick.
Grab the nearest horse dildo (preferably not the one in your butt) and whack him with it!
>>26219156
Heal bro with Milk of the Exiled One
>>26219156
Give /co/ some marejuice to drink
>>26219156
dragon dildo
>pic related
>>26219156
use
https://youtu.be/G79UKneSjDQ
for a buff
>>26219156
Get him stomped by AMERICAAAAAA
>>26219138
Fire the orbital friendiship cannon
>>26219156
Use earth pony buck.
>>26219156
Taunt anon, harshly.
>>26219156
STICK YOUR HORN IN HIS ASS
>>26219156
Tell him to go back to reddit,
>>26219156
Rape him with a flared xl chance
>>26219156
Horse dildo smack
>>26219158
I was being cheeky anon :^)
we don't want to taunt him after all
>26219156 Give anon pone. Shoot Anon with the PONE GUN! Fuck his shit up with watermelon seeds
Yes.
>>26219169
BAD DRAGON ATTACK
>>26219156
Jackie chan tulpa
>>26219169
hurt him pls
>>26219156
Distract him with your body.
>>26219169
XL FLARED CHANCE UP THE POOPER
>>26219169
acceptable
>>26219169
bop. how we do
>>26219174
Reroll>>26219156
>>26219169
>69
hue
gogogo
>>26219185
mediocre
>>26219185
Good enough
>>26219190
FUCK YOU
>>26219187
FUCK YOU FOR NOT REPLYING SO THAT WE WOULD HIT FOR 9
>>26219199
one off
>>26219190
NO NOT ACCEPTABLE. COMPLETELY NOT ACCEPTABLE
>>26219199
...
The fuck are you on about mate?
>>26219190
>>26219222
it seems this is far too confusing
>>26219232
Maybe you're far too dumb
>>26219212
Nvm wrong post
>>26219185
5 is okay.
>>26219238
wow rude
there are clearly some people here who aren't understanding correctly
>>26219238
Maybe your love of cocks is clouding your judgement
>>26219169
>>26219185
IMGUR is choking cant upload full.
You shove an XL good ol up anon's butt.
The lack of lubricant causes tearing! Anon takes 5 damage.
However anon being the faget he is, it stimulates his prostate causing him to discharge. Anon gains a damage bonus of +5 after damage calculation.
>await /x/'s turn
>>26219248
mother fuck is there nothing that doesn't make him stronger?
It's /x/'s turn!
BUFFS: /x/ takes half damage. PERMANENT
>input Attack
>>26219266
>>26219260
I would assume an ip range ban would be the answer.
>>26219266
skinwalkers
>>26219266
Expel ghost semen from orifices.
>>26219266
Spooky jump scare!
>>26219267
reroll
>>26219266
PYRAMID
H
E
A
D
>>26219266
̐̇҉̶̩̺͚͔̜ͅZ̺͓̲̲̑̇̆̏̃̎̽͘͜A̞̫̠͚͍͈̍̉͞L̼̭̹͍̇̌̅͛͐͑̃͆̌̕͢Ḡ̶̜ͧ̈́̅͐́̚̕ͅO̧̧̠̯̦̞̻̼͋̓!̽̈̂͢҉͎͉
>>26219248
damn it i want anon to heal
>>26219266
9/11 conspiracy mindfuck him!
>>26219266
Fuck me. Just keep replying to that one.
Image is for the cap.
>>26219266
reroll for Tiara throw >>26219267
>>26219266
Ayy lamo's ray attack
>>26219260
you retards need to straight up hit him instead of doing dumb shit.
>>26219266
ask satan to attack anon.
>>26219279
fucking really?
>>26219266
Lovecraftian abomination
>>26219279
anime can't save us
>>26219279
Ayy
>>26219279
Fuck
>>26219279
big money
>>26219267
SAILOR MOON STAR PLATINUM ORA ORA ATTACK
>>26219279
roll
>>26219266
The truth is out there, in Anon's stomach! Take a shovel and dig into it!
>>26219279
COME ON DUBS
>>26219292
you fucked up
>>26219289
Ooh I'm okay with this
>>26219288
>fucking really?
That wasn't even me, someone else rolled for my idea. Also you're a chode.
>>26219292
shit
>>26219292
we suck at this
>>26219288
anon, you can't keep being so harsh, we need to work as a team if we're going to pull this off
>>26219313
fuck you cuck
>>26219288
Eat shit and die, faggot
>>26219325
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, senpai
>>26219279
didn't reply to Smutty, don't think this is winrar
>>26219289
>>26219289
wew?
>>26219285
Don't worry, im making and and all necessary adjustments to posts for the cap. You can fuck up however much you want.
I'm off to bed guys, don't fuck up too badly without me, okay?
>>26219379
>not staying up all night
Anon.
>>26219379
Don't worry.
Nothing can possibly go wrong now.
>>26219379
we wont
>>26219267
>>26219279
>>26219292
/x/ uses the lewd power of her new tulpa.
However since anon just came he's still in that state you know where after you cum porn looks disgusting to you, you know the deal.
It deals shit. Anon takes 2 damage.
>await /co/ turn
>>26219379
No guarantees
>>26219379
not intentionally
It's /co/'s turn.
He might not cast support moves for 2 turns.
>input attack
>>26219397
>However since anon just came he's still in that state you know where after you cum porn looks disgusting to you, you know the deal.
Dude my m8's sleeping, don't do that to my sides
>>26219412
Strike him with thors hammer
>>26219412
Web him in the eyes!
>>26219412Blood bend
>>26219412
Fwip him
>>26219412
Call The Warden and get Jailbot on the case
>>26219412
Firebending.
>>26219412
Throw Susie's fat ass at Anon
>>26219412
GASTON FOR VICTORY!
>>26219412
Remind Anon that Evangelyne isn't real
>>26219412
use iron man's photon cannon.
>>26219412
Be the marble
>>26219412
reroll for
>>26219427
>>26219430
>>26219412
unleash the power of SHOCKER
>>26219437
Reroll
>>26219412
Summon The Justice /co/mrades for a cutscene montage attack.
>>26219412
Use your blue lantern of hope to create constructs, hit anon with bus trucks
>>26219412
Just punch the fucker in the face with a cartoony sound effect.
>>26219442
NOBODY REROLL BETTER THAN GASTON!
>>26219412
call him ugly
>>26219412
Summon batman
>>26219412
Time to summon Dot to make Anon laugh and/or deal damage or some shit.
>>26219412
Stupid anon, you make me look bad!
>>26219412
Furfag barrage
>>26219412
Punch 'im in the face
>>26219412
old batman POW!
>>26219469
bat attack roll
>>26219469
Pls no fuckups
>>26219469
WE NEED HIGH DAMAGE
>>26219469
rellin big numberssssss
>>26219469
MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAD
>>26219469
IIRC this fucked up last time he tried so cross your fingers
>>26219469
Bat idea
>>26219469
Batgod gotta Batgod with his faggot repellent on his utility belt of infinite wonders.
>>26219444
Still need to finish that show
>>26219479
M A X I M U M
>>26219479
OH BABY
>>26219479
BASED DARK KNIGHT
>>26219484
No Adam West this time m8
>>26219479
/CO/NRAD YOU BEAST
>>26219479
fug yeah batman
>>26219479
nice
>>26219479
yeah boy
>>26219479
Aw yeah baby
>>26219479
>>26219479
>>26219469
/co/ summons the Dark Knight.
He had prep time.
Anon takes 9 damage.
Anon has reached critical health.
>await /v/'s turn
>>26219479
>>26219537
that's a chicken not a bat
/v/ictory is within your grasp.
Anon's remaining HP: 7/50
>input /v/'s attack
>>26219553
Tag team him with your Sunbro Solaire
>>26219553
FINISH HIM
>>26219553
Summon Shit Pickle
>>26219553
CQC
/v/ gets so angry that he fires off like thirty-thousand punches within the span of ten seconds like it isn't even shit.
>>26219553
>>26219559
Assassinate anon with the power of the Tsubaki
>>26219553
re-do the anita attack
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>>26219553
Rerolling critical hit
>>26219559
SEVEN OR BETTER BOYS
>>26219559
YES
>>26219559
Damage
>>26219559
FATALITY
>>26219553
Row row fight the powah
>>26219559
Just do it
>>26219559
ULTIMATE FATALITY
>>26219574
FUCKING WELP
>>26219574
Actually no
Anon gets another attack it seems
>>26219574
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>26219574
>4 HP
JUST
>>26219553
Ride a wheelbarrow made of cocks down his throat.
>>26219559
so we input wish fatality then?
Uppercut him into the PIT
>>26219574
>>26219591
>>26219593
>>26219594
>>26219595
>>26219606
Didn't Smutty say that /v/ gets double damage last thread though?
>>26219619
>19 ▶
>>>26219591
>>>26219593
>>>26219594
>>>26219595
>>>26219606
>Didn't Smutty say that /v/ gets double damage last thread though?
OH FUUUUUCK THAT'S RIGHT
HE DEALS x2 BUT TAKES x2
>>26219619
Oh yeah
Now I feel dumb
>>26219619
I thought he received double damage
>>26219248
So I took a mental break from the capping. Am I just using this image or...?
>>26219619
I know he TAKES double damage, can't remember if he deals it though.
>>26219574
Goddamit
who the fuck is keeping track of this shit
>>26219574
>>26219559
/v/ fucks up the inputs. He takes a page out of your book.
Anon takes 4 Damage.
>await Anon's turn
>>26219619
No, he only takes double
>>26206817
>inb4 /co/ dies
I don't like where this is going next
>>26219663
Phoenix fucking down.
We have /v/.
It wouldn't be a big deal.
>>26219662
Y-yeah, I know. Went back and saw. Ah well, rip /co/nrad.
>>26219663
toonami is still airing, /co/ would rise from the grave like it did if he dies within the next hour.
this thread is almost on page ten
we've not got much time
okays guys, don't target /co/ or get dubs and we should be fine
It's Anon's turn.
He's on his last leg.
BUFF: Anon will deal +5 damage after damage calculation. This turn only.
>input target reply
>>26219683
at the rate the board is going we actually have an hour and 30 minutes.
>>26219692
GET /V/
>>26219692
Pls no
>>26219692
Snap /co/'s neck.
>>26219663
Preparing the ded music
https://youtu.be/b_fNhIKyZME
>>26219683
last few pages are pretty slow I think, the frontwards pages push down threads faster due to bumping
>>26219692
rolling
>>26219692
damn it anon
full heal yoursefl
>>26219692
Target /mlp/, take the things you need from her by force.
Everyone else is irrelevant.
>>26219692
punch
>>26219692
Drop down on knees and beg for forgiveness.
>>26219707
/mlp/-tan...
I Feel Happy.
/mlp/-tan, /mlp/-tan, /mlp/-tan, /mlp/-tan,/mlp/-tan, /mlp/-tan.
It hurts.
MY friends.
YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF ANON'S ATTACK!
>>26219707
Say /v/'s waifu is shit
>>26219707
Transform.
>>26219707
>1 off from the danger zone
>>26219707
anon kills himself
>>26219729
Oh God what
>>26219707
Cum in /v/-ainbiw Dash
>>26219707
share your awful greentext
>>26219729
jesus fuck why
>>26219739
what the hell?
>>26219729
Now kill /v/.
>>26219729
CAW
>>26219739
>>26219729
fuck me
>>26219729
Oh gosh no, hisfinal form.
>>26219729
are you telling anon to transform or making him transform someone into something?
>>26219758
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26219760
Either or both.
>>26219758
>TWENTY ONE DAMAGE
>>26219758
you faggot
>>26219748
>37 damage
>>26219758
A whole 21 damage to /v/'s 80HP. I think he's ok.
>>26219783
/v/, what makes you think that?
>>26219783
Plus he takes double
>>26219797
>42 damage
he's still fine
>>26219758
>>26219729
>>26219707
>...
>>26219781
>>26219797
>>26219801
>>26219808
Uh oh.
>>26219808
oh fuck
>>26219793
Because the Attack Target Reply rolled a 7, which signifies /v/ as Anon's target.
>>26219797
Nope 37. 8*2*2+5= 32+5 =37
>>26219808
so does that mean we need to roll again? Alright then. Rolling
>>26219808
Oh dear...
>>26219808
We are so boned
ESTAUNS
INTERIUS
IRA
VEHEMENTI
>>26219808
>...
>>26219817
but does he take double of the 5 or is the five only after ALL calculations?\
anyway, I don't think this is actually damaging /v/ from the look of it
>>26219834
Pls be gentle
>>26219834
HE'S GROWING A MOUTH
BAIL
>>26219834
>>26219834
>>26219834
>inb4 No face
>>26219834
he's still at 4 hp.
>>26219834
>>26219834
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKWe need a new boss theme
>>26219834
>...
>>26219860
Oh god, he's actually growing a mouth.What the fuck.
>>26219860
Ohshitweirdboomerangsmilemeansbuisness.
>>26219860
ABANDON SHIP
FUCK EQUESTRIA LET'S JUST PLAYING PONIES WITH ESFORES
>>26219860
this is going to fail isnt it
>>26219858
https://youtu.be/39Cg92jbc88
boy i hope the mods don't kill the thread
>>26219860
>>26219860
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>26219860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI
New thread music
DSA, is it time to start thread #2?
Just a heads up, we're at 900 posts on Page 8... might be wise to start Anon's transformation in a new thread.
>>26219877
Why?
It'll probably reach page 10 soon though.
Maybe Smutty should make a new thread once Anon reach his final form.
>>26219858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTY4fopHxtQ
>>26219889
>not trying to reach 1000 posts
faggot
>>26219860
>await for doom
NEW BOSS THEME
BRACE FOR IMPACT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtrrPTNQxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtrrPTNQxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtrrPTNQxg
>>26219889
we've still got two pages
>>26219901
FUCK
FUCK
ITS MY POST
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>26218074
NO
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>26219885
Fucking lel you surprised me
My roomie was spewing that randomly one day
>>26219901
>that grinch smile
o lawdy
>>26219860
https://youtu.be/IBvg1lJkpeU
>>26218074
PANIC
>>26218074
>>26219901
>>26219901
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO
>>26218074
scared.png
>>26219901
Anon's bluffing
He's got nothing and he's about to lose
Intimation is all he has left
>>26219901
>>26219901
>>26219901
Awww FUCK YOU WAITED FOR THIS
DOES THAT MEAN...>>26218193 ?
>>26218074
nice job breaking it faggot. we could have won easily if it wasn't for you. this is all your fault
>>26219901
DO NOT WANT.
RED ALERT, ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS.
>>26219936
I-Implying it wasn't inevitable.
>everything goes dark
>you feel a presence looming
>await next panel
>>26219901
>mfw
>mfw no face
>>26219954
>>26219954
This is bad, this is very bad
>>26219954
>YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF ANON'S ATTACK
>>26219967
inb4 shitty cosplay
>anon is planning something
>but there's nothing you can do about it
>wait for next panel
>>26219967
Hey guys, remember when i said that nothing could go wrong from now on?
Well, i guess this is why i don't make promises.
>>26219974
OH GOD WHAT
WHAT
932 HP?
>>26219974
What is it
WHAT IS THAT FAGGOT DOING?
>>26219974
The fucker is weaponizing the thread!
>>26219974
>>26219974
Oh god.
He's becoming the thread.
>>26219974
What does it mean?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
>>26219974
>>26219974
It look familiar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elnNX6_8h8Y
>>26219974
>>26219974
YES
quick ABANDON SHIP
>>26220000
QUICK CHECK THESE QUADS
>>26219987
oh god we're gonna die
>>26220000
chalked
>>26219974
Anon recovers 1 HP for each unique IP in the thread.
Anon has transcended.
>await next panel
>>26220043
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>26220043
>>26220043
Oh. That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
>>26220043
To everybody participating in this thread, fuck you. You're a piece of shit. Couldn't just let me handle it, could you?
>>26220043
NANOMACHINES SON
>>26220043
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU HAD THE CHANCE /V/
>>26220043
>>26220043
Oh fuck, here we go
>>26220064
I-it's a team effort guys
>>26220067
As always
>>26220043
Stalling to use up time
W-we can s-still winright?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNIeQDP37Nc
>>26220043
>not every post
I've been in more doomed situations
>>26220043
wait, does this mean we're part of him now?
its time
>>26220043
ABANDON SHIP
>>26220043
>>26220094
Oh. OH.
>>26220043
Guys! Don't panic! We can do this. With the power of friendship repeating digits!
>>26220043
You know anon, if the thread drops off before you make your move, you still lose since you don't get the shit you need from /mlp/ to use the portal.
So, we can still spite you by making sure you don't get the shit either.
Final panel of the night.
No final boss is complete without a final form, and this one will have to wait until next weekend.
Anon's final form to be shown next week.
>>26220094
we are inside him now
>>26220094
We are always were.
A board is nothing without it's anons, and an anon is nothing without his board.
>>26220112
>next weekend
I can't handle this hype
>>26220105
Shitposting
Dubs
Intolerance
Delusion
Debauchery
uncreativity
Let the elements that represent this board guide us through our last stand
>>26220112
Goodnight
>>26220112
YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>26220112
so much hype
>>26220114
2deep4me
>>26220112
Thank, Smutty
I love you
>>26220112
damn you dead smut anon.
>>26220112
I fucking knew you were gonna do that
good night DSA
>>26220112
>next week
>next week
>next week
>next week
NO.
>>26220112
I'm really curious on if he become Anon of Anon's Pie adventures.
Or maybe that's just the body,his Human part, he also become a centaur, with 3 pairs of wings and 2 horns, thanks M.A Larson.
>>26220112
Siiiigh, well then... This puts us mid-way through cap #3.
Wonder if we'll end with 4.
I'll drop the progresseseses again when I caught up (needed food), but im not gonna bother prettying them up or anything until I get the whole lot finished, just so I know how much I have to fuck with them for everything to fit.
lets get to 1000 posts and crash this thread into the ground
>>26220112
I'm going to have to cancel my dick sucking appointment now. Damn you Smutty!
>>26220112
I expect shenanigans to happen with the new IPs in next week's thread
>>26220150
Thanks for capping it, anon.
>>26220158
Pic related.
>>26220112
see you next week
love you,faggot
>>26220158
Aw ye
Crashing the thread with no survivors.
See y'all next week!
WOOO
1000 POSTS!
Hasn't been that way since the finale...;_;
This quest shall be a icon of /mlp/
I will post if it will take place during a friday or saturday on a thread during this coming week.
It points to Saturday night most likely.
Saturday night. I'm also aiming to start just a little bit earlier so we do it during the highest activity time of the board (increasing RNG).
>>26220150
Thanks, man.
It will be only one more session though. All the scenarios are laid out. Your fate now rests in the numbers.
>>26220172
Congratulations anon, you are the 1000th poster
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS
hot damn smuttz you still know how to put on a good show
>>26220182
Well even so, numbers could be pricks and drag it out enough to need a 4th cap.
If I only get two more rows worth, I'll just add another column to the current ones.
I'll only get autistic if there's not enough space to squeeze everything in and the last column has like... 2 pics in it.
>>26220182
I was looking at the IPs in this thread for a while now wishing they were higher.
Kind of glad they weren't now though
>>26220182
thread theme for next time
https://youtu.be/2a4gyJsY0mc
I fucking hate myself for that pitiful finisher attemptand I fucked us over at the end of last thread too
So... lewd time?
Possibly of mlp-tan.
>>26220239
Nigga that was expected.
>>26220239
Better than me. I was the guy who said "transform".
>>26220246
If we were really based, we'd end this thread with 1111 posts to bring us good luck in the next fight.
>>26220255
okay
>>26220246
>>26220251
I truly believe we can get anon to kill himself or perhaps even submit peacefully
our control over him will pay for itself, just you fucking waitI TOLD THEM NOTHING
>>26220255
Good idea, but unrealistic. Out of the dozens of anons in this thread, you don't think that there's at least one asshole who would post :^) at the last minute just to be a dick?
gonna post /mlp/ art
>>26220287
merely getting the digits would be a feat on its own
>>26220287
We can always delete our posts fast enough too.
Worth a try
>>26220280
why does he wear the mask
>>26220304
>mfw that picture might as well represent this whole quest
>mfw no face
>>26220320
Pretty much
/co/nrad's been tanking like a champ the whole quest
>>26220307
because he's asquare
Halfhearted 1111 bump
>>26220331
>two off
>>26220333
how the fuck
who cant wait for next time
Bump.
>>26220333
top check
>>26219545
Actually that's a Flutterbat senpai
>>26220337
i'm a dubs wizard
Sunset reading our opponent's diary
>>26220333
>333
Can we bring [s4s] to Equestria?
Dan testifying in court against /mlp/'s rapinghe was also a victim
>>26220361
only if you reply to this post with
"^:)"
Fluttershy holding up a true statement
ITT: we write a short story one word at a time, I'll start: *ahem*
Once
if anyone wants this
>>26220393
>rape
>>26220396
celestia
>>26220373
^:)
>>26220409
>>26220406
the
>>26220373
^:)
Anon being a stylish motherfucker
>>26220373
^:)
STILL PAGE 9
WE CAN DO THIS.
>>26220417
PUSSY
>>26220444
check 'em
>>26220444
those trips speak the truth
image limit tho
>>/qa/408668
when this thread is done lets invade the board-tan thread
>>26220444
>>26220458
we can always delete our own
>>26220451
very
>>26220471
>invading
no, we can post completely on-topic images thoughposts like that are why /qa/ hates us
>>26220471
>>>/qa/408668
better
>>26220482
hard
>>26220490
i didn't mean off topic but my wording was wrong and i understand that
>>26220498
with
>>26220513
her
41 posts left
We should slow down before page 10 so we don't go overboard.
>>26220518
sister
>>26220519
well guess where we are now
>>26220526
watching
>>26220533
and
>>26220543
masturbating
>>26220558
furiously
>>26220567
. But
>>26220572
celestia
>>26220572
niggers
>>26220580
actually
>>26220587
hears
>>26220587
become
>>26220595
something
>>26220598
tongue
>>26220112
haha I was lurking all along
>>26220604
this fuckign madman
>>26220604
how did you know
>>26220609
the
>>26220619
closet
alright we're at 1092 and there's still 10 threads below us, better slow downyou cannot delete posts this fast my ass
Been an hour shitposting with you faggots.
Goodnight.
>>26220656
goodnight friend
>>26220411
I know that guy. Name is escaping me but he used to lurk the Nightly Drinking Thread. Met him in person at both BABScon's
cool guy
>>26220626
SPOOKY
>>26220685
that sounds cool but does he browse /co/?if you know
Somebody is bumping page 10 threads to kill this one.
Once >rape celestia in the hell PUSSY very hard with her sister watching and masturbating furiously. But celestia niggers actually hears become something tounge in the closet SPOOKY. The end.
One thread before deletion! Hurry up but don't overdo it!
>>26220719I wonder who that could be
>>26220722
screen cap that shit
8 posts left.
It was an honor folks, see you next week, don't ruin those quads.
nighty night
lets post reasonable pictures of our tan and have nice discussions here
>>>/qa/408668
WE CAN DO IT
>>1109
^:)
This is post 1111, and it belongs to [s4s] ^:)