Waifu vs. Anons parents (or Anon vs. Wafus parents) Rond three

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Claiming this thread for Twiggy Piggy.

>>26070753
First faggots

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Bump. It's 1:37am so I'm unlikely to get anywhere but I'll see if I can even get passed 4000 characters. Sick of freeloading on green.

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>>26070836
>This visit has not gone well
>You knew it might be difficult introducing Twilight to your parents, but you didn't expect them to be full on assholes
"Mom! Dad! I can't believe you're-"
>"THAT DOES IT!", a voice rings out from the hallway
>you freeze as Twilight rounds the corner into the kitchen where you and your parents are arguing
>You can practically hear the anger in her hooves clopping as she walks on the tile and hops on the chair, then onto the table
>"I know it must seem weird to you, with me being a talking horse, but I pass the Harkness test, and anon and I love each other. And you know what?"
>She turns around and lists her tail to the side a bit
>"You can kiss. My. Ass," she says, accentuating each word with a spank of her flank.
>"The fattest part of it. I know your son does~" she adds, with a final swish of her tail right across your mother's face
>It's true
>You like big butts, and you cannot lie
>Your other brothers can't deny
>At least they couldn't if they were here
>Twilight hops off the table with a final "humph."
>"Let's go, anon."
"Sure thing, Twi. We can get you some fries on the way back."
>You turn and follow Twlight out without another word to your parents, getting a hearty squeeze of that ass for good measure
>The room is dead silent after you leave
>Dad turns to your mom
>"The hell's a 'Harkness Test'?

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>>26073588

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>>26072810
>The Harness Test

>>26072810
Love it!
I shouldn´t have read it in the subway on the way home, People were looking at me funny as I startet to laugh like a idiot.
Now I crave more delicious, juicy, plump Twili-tush.

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>>26074626
>>26073521

>>26074651
Nice.

Bemp.

>>26075565

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>>26072810
>sassy Twiggy

>>26075565
>>26076051

anyone have the pastebins for the greens?
i never finished to read the Ponybones green.

Bump in the possible futile hope for green

don't die on me

>>26072810
>it's two weeks later
>you haven't talked to your parents since you left
>you're currently lounging with twilight, petting her
>suddenly your phone rings
"Dad?"
>"Hey son. I finally looked up what the Harkness test is... That's just fucked up."
>"YOU'RE JUST MAD YOUR WIFE'S ASS IS FLAT AS A PANCAKE!", Twilight yells at the phone.
>"....Damn you, tiny horse."
>click
"Come on, Twilight. I know they were mean, but-"
>"But nothing, anon."
"Butt something, Twi," you retort, getting a good handful for good measure
>today was a "double helping of plot" kind of day

so...i´ll start with some apologies
i really haven't had the time to post some green since classes started again

however i did write some green in the meantime

so, the next time i post something it should be a wall of green for you guys and quite possible some PHAT ass twilight

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>>26080117
my sphincter is ready

>>26080141
we wait

Page 10 bump

>>26080117
Hah, sexy, chubby Twi with a grudge is the best thing ever.
>>26080141
I look forward to it, Kactus.

>>26070753
So, we green what we think a meeting between waifu and our parents would be like?

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>>26081452
yes

p10 save

>"Really?"
"Yes. What?"
>"A pony? You can't be serious."
"Mom, we talked about this. I literally sat you down before and asked you if I ever brought home an alien horse girlfriend you'd be okay with it. You said yes. You knew I was being serious about it, too."
>"But-"
"Come on, she's cute. I'm sure you'll get along with her just fine. You two can gossip over tea or something. I'm sure she'll even like your favorite shows, Sex Innacity and Orange is the New Crack or whatever."
>"M-Muh grandchildren..."
"We'll adopt. Or perform some unholy ritual of man and beast. It'll be fine. Oh, she has something to give you!"
>"Mrs. Anonymous, your son provided me with these wonderful designs. I figured it would be a great way to show my gratitude for accepting me into your family with this small token of my appreciation. Ta-da~!"
"Do you like them, mom? These are the designs grandma drew. You've held onto them forever, I thought you'd like seeing them be made into reality... Mom? Are you crying?"

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>>26082547
>Sex Innacity
Kek

>>26070753
bump

>>26082547
Well? keep going. Iwannamorehorsegreenbruh,whyyagottaleavemehanginlikethatmaniggalikejesusgiveabruthasomeclosurebruh.

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>>26082547
>perform some unholy ritual of man and beast

bump for green

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Bumping this like a motherfucker.
C´mon Writefriends!