The thread formerly known as Twi vs. Anons parents.
Old horse >>25921314 is at 500 posts, so here we go again!
Claiming this thread for Twiggy Piggy.
Bump. It's 1:37am so I'm unlikely to get anywhere but I'll see if I can even get passed 4000 characters. Sick of freeloading on green.
>This visit has not gone well
>You knew it might be difficult introducing Twilight to your parents, but you didn't expect them to be full on assholes
"Mom! Dad! I can't believe you're-"
>"THAT DOES IT!", a voice rings out from the hallway
>you freeze as Twilight rounds the corner into the kitchen where you and your parents are arguing
>You can practically hear the anger in her hooves clopping as she walks on the tile and hops on the chair, then onto the table
>"I know it must seem weird to you, with me being a talking horse, but I pass the Harkness test, and anon and I love each other. And you know what?"
>She turns around and lists her tail to the side a bit
>"You can kiss. My. Ass," she says, accentuating each word with a spank of her flank.
>"The fattest part of it. I know your son does~" she adds, with a final swish of her tail right across your mother's face
>You like big butts, and you cannot lie
>Your other brothers can't deny
>At least they couldn't if they were here
>Twilight hops off the table with a final "humph."
>"Let's go, anon."
"Sure thing, Twi. We can get you some fries on the way back."
>You turn and follow Twlight out without another word to your parents, getting a hearty squeeze of that ass for good measure
>The room is dead silent after you leave
>Dad turns to your mom
>"The hell's a 'Harkness Test'?
I shouldn´t have read it in the subway on the way home, People were looking at me funny as I startet to laugh like a idiot.
Now I crave more delicious, juicy, plump Twili-tush.
>it's two weeks later
>you haven't talked to your parents since you left
>you're currently lounging with twilight, petting her
>suddenly your phone rings
>"Hey son. I finally looked up what the Harkness test is... That's just fucked up."
>"YOU'RE JUST MAD YOUR WIFE'S ASS IS FLAT AS A PANCAKE!", Twilight yells at the phone.
>"....Damn you, tiny horse."
"Come on, Twilight. I know they were mean, but-"
>"But nothing, anon."
"Butt something, Twi," you retort, getting a good handful for good measure
>today was a "double helping of plot" kind of day
so...i´ll start with some apologies
i really haven't had the time to post some green since classes started again
however i did write some green in the meantime
so, the next time i post something it should be a wall of green for you guys and quite possible some PHAT ass twilight
my sphincter is ready
>"A pony? You can't be serious."
"Mom, we talked about this. I literally sat you down before and asked you if I ever brought home an alien horse girlfriend you'd be okay with it. You said yes. You knew I was being serious about it, too."
"Come on, she's cute. I'm sure you'll get along with her just fine. You two can gossip over tea or something. I'm sure she'll even like your favorite shows, Sex Innacity and Orange is the New Crack or whatever."
"We'll adopt. Or perform some unholy ritual of man and beast. It'll be fine. Oh, she has something to give you!"
>"Mrs. Anonymous, your son provided me with these wonderful designs. I figured it would be a great way to show my gratitude for accepting me into your family with this small token of my appreciation. Ta-da~!"
"Do you like them, mom? These are the designs grandma drew. You've held onto them forever, I thought you'd like seeing them be made into reality... Mom? Are you crying?"
>perform some unholy ritual of man and beast