Is mlp very popular in Russia? Or is it just the pony porn?
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To be quite honest with you, family, I don't think R34 MLP in Russia is anywhere close to its popularity in 'Murica.
It's more likely, that Russians try to search for MLP porn explicitly on pornhub more often, but that's about it.
Because as far as I know, MLP itself isn't that popular in Russia. Vast majority of Russian MLP-community may be called "international fans", as they found MLP and everything related to it by lurking outside of ru-net.
looked at the fluttershy thread, it's literally the same thing as here
>wow what a slut
>what is her job?
>can't wait to ship Futtershy's brother with the Mane 6
>don't stereotype my waifu!
interestingly Fluttershy's nickname in Russian apparently translates to "Flattach"
>interestingly Fluttershy's nickname in Russian apparently translates to "Flattach"
Flat-ass 'n' shy!
They look deader then us.
Someone who can into russian, open up a channel 4 greetings thread there. I want to know what they think of glimmer posting? Assuming they can even into our maymays.
As a Slav, I had nice 2 minutes of constant laughter.
Who ever made this deserves a medal.
Grammar is easy. Understanding that the word order means almost nothing but you have to modify words to "fit" together is not. Reading should be easier, words are pronounced as they are written.
On the Internet it's basically English words written in Cyrillic alphabet. Learning and reading it is really easy, pronounciation and actual speech is probably the hardest out of all European languages.
Source: learned Russian by living there for 12 years
Guys,please,just don't go there.
It may be interesting to shitpost there a little bit,but you will end up being disappointed.
2ch.hk is the most cancerous imageboard I have ever being too./mlp/ is just as cancerous as the rest of them(though bg is kinda based).Just don't touch the poop.
5 years on 2ch, 7 years on 4chan.
It's the most cancerous, pathetic and disturbing sites on the Internets, but at the same time the most based. I had many more keks there than on any of 4chan's boards; You need to be real fucked up to like their humor though, but if you are, you're gonna have a good fuckin time.
Else, just stay on the safe side of the Internet.
I'm half Swedish, so I may be a little bit biased on that.
You should have seen 2ch.RU and 0chan in their glory. Nowadays it's literally a VK addon.
I was talking about 2ch.ru. I'm trying to stay away from the abomination that is 2ch.hk.
Have visited 0chan, dobrochan and iichan, but never stayed there for long 'cause you know, anime.
To be completely fair the most cancerous russian site was 1chan. It started as a news site about imageboards and degraded so bad it started actually harming those imageboards. It's mostly forgotten now, and for a good reason.
shit, i remember rainbow
The admin got tired. Simple as that. Then was 2-ch.ru. It was alright, the admin was an hysterical bitch though. Then he sold it to its current owner. He's quite sociable and honestly not so bad of a man but made moderation stricter and drove 2ch straight to the rock bottom by integrating it with social networks and his general attitude. The domain name changed a few times due to the new russian laws.
Got closed down in 2009. Then 2-ch.ru happened, 2-ch.so, which was sold and now is 2ch.hk, closely interacting with vk.com, the CIS Facebook, even making an official group there, popularizing the board culture for publicity.
Picrelated is the current admin.
Cмoтpeл в дeнь выпycкa. Ecли мнe нe нpaвитcя двaч, нe знaчит чтo я нe cлeжy зa кyльтypoй кoтopoй я жил бoльшyю чacть жизни. A ocтaльныe нe пoймyт Aбyняшy, нo cпacибo зa ccылкy, coхpaню гдe-нибyдь чтoль.
Didn't there was a gore board in 2ch.hk?
I remember clicking in the wrong board and almost all the threads were animal violence related and "rekt" threads, also didn't there was a grill that got payed to kill animals and upload the video?
A little while ago I was a bit nostalgic about old days of posting on russian imageboards and decided to check their /mlp/ boards, on iichan and 2ch.
Basically, it's dead. iichan as a whole always had a reputation of slow imageboard and some of boards was, indeed, very slow. And /bro/ is one of them, it's impossible to have a normal discussion there. Which is a shame, because I liked iichan in my past.
People there really like to shitpost, as it seems to me. In my last visit I checked their thread for season finale and there was a bit too much trash for my taste, but looking at it now, it seems alright, but don't want to read threads or post anyway, because I can do it here and I like this board more.
But it's alright, too bad I don't know anything about it.
>Vast majority of Russian MLP-community may be called "international fans", as they found MLP and everything related to it by lurking outside of ru-net.
Well, they are still part of russian community and add to popularity of MLP in russia, so
>Because as far as I know, MLP itself isn't that popular in Russia.
is not true. It may be not so big as in US, but still quite a crowd - I have visited couple of pony-conventions, it was a lot of people there.
And we got a couple of big mlp-related sites, so I don't know why you think so.
Recently I started to like watch My Little Pony and masturbating. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all pony stuff I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of it. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all stuff into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all ponies. All in all, I think, that pony has its own mind, each pony has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, make friendship with them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into friendship, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into friendship, even the sky, Celestia herself.
Увepeн, этo лишнee, тpeд нe этoй тeмaтики.
Heпpaвильнo щитпocтишь. Дaй-кa пoкaжy кaк бaтьки этo дeлaют:
When I was 15 years old and I went to shit dad all the time, as it were accidentally spun around the toilet door and kept asking why am I so silent what am I doing there? The first time I did not answer, so he began pounding on the door and yelling, why are you so silent, what's wrong? Began to swear and and threats like he's gonna remove the door from its hinges, also dad swore if I shit and do not wash off, and not just in the end of crapping, but directly after shitting out the poop, motivated by the fact that it stinks, and he then said to me: do as I am doing, srop the shit and wash it off instantly!
One day I sat down to shit, and I hear Dad stood at the door somewhere in the distance, so I wiped my ass, and bent to the floor, to take a peek through the gap under the door, so I'm looking into the gap, and saw Dad standing on his knees staring at me through the gap! And he yelled at me: What the fuck are you doing fucker? WHAT the FUCK are you doing there?
Dad by the way all the time drinks some herbs to shit more often, not less than 5 times a day, and then says that his ass burns, and he farts all the time.
The real story, I do not troll.
Our language more difficult, are you ready to this?
Aх ты пидop, oтeчecтвo нe любишь? Paccтpeлять этoгo.
cyka blyad duolingo.com cyka cyka
I think they have Russian for English speakers, check somewhere.
Also ignore those uneducated fucks, nobody in Russia actually learns English if they don't want to
Mдa. У вac идиoтoв peйд чтoль кaкoй-тo? Hadn't seen a bunch of retards so disfunctional they can't keep themselves from insulting their fellow shitposters in a while, y'know.
Я пpocтo нe pyccкoдayн, в oтличиe oт вac.
Hy oхyeть тeпepь.
Дa, пиcaкa мecтный.
Apparently someone from this thread gave them a link leading here, fucking great.
yes teach me your ways мoй pyccкий дpyг
to be honest i was already learning it, but i have been lazing off lately. I do want to learn itt.
i dont know what you're trying to say, since google translate gave me "You slept on language swallow"
but im going to assume that they're words of encouragement so thank you
did duolingo finally add their russian course? I know they've been saying they were gonna do it for a while now, but people have been waiting. What little bit of russian i know comes from memrise
Hy пpocтитe, гoвopить нa чeтыpeх языкaх cлoжнo инoгдa.
Said "I just took a shit in your mouth, swallow."
Basically Russian encouragement, yeah.
Дa кaкиe двoйныe cтaндapты, я тyт yбeгaю oт вaших двaчeй пo вceмy pyнeтy, a вы caми пpихoдитe c гoвнoм и cпepмoй в жoпaх. Mнe yжe нe 16, чтoбы pжaть кaк идиoт нaд этим
>гoвopил,чтo нa бopдaх 7 лeт
>выпeндpивaeтcя apгyмeнтaциeй ypoвня "тo бoльшe"
>вecтиcь нa тaкoй пpocтoй bait
>Дa кaкиe двoйныe cтaндapты
>"Mнe yжe нe 16, чтoбы pжaть кaк идиoт нaд этим,пoэтoмy я пpихoжy пpoигpывaть нa IWCIRD нa фopч"
Booбщe aгpeccия пo oтнoшeнию к хapкaчepaм aбcoлютнo oпpaвдaнa.
Пpocтo мнe cкyчнo.
>oжидaeт aнглoгoвopящих людeй нa aмepикaнcкoй бopдe
Boт пидop жe, a
>Ilmeeni kun lanka täynnä Ryssiä
Jos langassa on muita arvon Suomalaisen herrasrodun edustajia, liittykää slaavipaskan poistamiseen!
I originally started learning russian when i bought into the hype for mgsv, learning that the soviet soldiers actually spoke russian was the coolest thing to me. So i wanted to learn the language so that i knew what they were saying. this evolved into a love of the language and a desire to speak with russian anons. putting on your resume that you know two languages always looks good in america, because our people think learning a second language is the sign of a genius or something, but this is just a bonus
>"I just shit in your mouth."
Russian encouragement if i've ever heard it
Sweden is lost...all they care about is getting cucked and even worse, they promote their shit beyond their own borders.
Flattach is more like a nickname for the Fluttershy general thread. Almost all of them are nicknamed using the same formula: removing the word's ending and replacing in with "-ch".
IIRC, Fluttershy's russian nickname is Флaтти (Flutty)
scratch that american posters are allowed again
prepare for capitalist shitposting
I definitely will. As i mentioned above, i used to go there but one day american posters weren't allowed. now that they are again, ill probably spend a lot of time there.
wtf is happening itt
LeL...I am not even a swede...I belong to same group of people as many of those who live in Russia, they should just appreciate their traditional languages more...
some faggot invited some russians over
Oi Ivan, use english or fuck off
ITT xaxaxaxaxa Vodka suka blyad poschyol na khui dermo pidor ))))) poni eto magiya :DDDD
I don't mind some ruskie runes but fucking remember where you are. Put the english translation after.
I want to learn russian too
>On boards and among the older\experienced people this isn't welcome.
You don't say.
...I'd like to taky her buty.
/YOU'RE DAMN GOOD!
/I ALLOW YOU TO BE A BADASS IN MY HOOD
Because majority of people who uses "halfedsmiles" in Russia are social network users.They skip the ":' because they finish every sentence either with ")" or "(" to show your emotion during the writing of this sentence and its emotional color.They think it's a necessity.
Also some think that using smiles automatically make conversation more casual, outright and relaxed.The other half is doing it just because everyone else is doing it.
If you're asking about quantity of ")",than it's simply XDDD effect.
Captain Harshwhinny: 'Being shot by Han Solo? How unprofessional!'
Unlikely. Except for Alaska, maybe. At least we need to protect the interests of our citizens anywhere in the world.
Twilight - Tвaй (Tway) or Иcкopкa (Iskorka) in official dub
Applejack - Жeкa (Jeka) or AJ
Pinkie Pie - Пoнкa (Ponka)
Rainbow Dash - Дэши (Dashie), RD or Paдyгa (Raduga) in official dub
Rarity - Pap (Rar), Papapa (Rarara) or Papкa (Rarka)
'North Korea has missiles that can reach America. But only as far as Alaska. If they got nuked, who'd notice?'
Other than that you're pretty spot on.
>Not every russian as bad as you think...
...so why do they keep voting in Putain? Democracy is not a game of musical chairs, you know.
There's an extremely good reason why people are only allowed two terms as president in the US.
>voting for someone except The Emperor of Mankind Jr
>Twilight - Iskorka
>'Iskorka' light-years away from 'Twilight'; might as well call her 'Is Corking'
Twirighto Sparuku. At least the Japanese TRY.
>Commie Gary Glitter
You're correct. Honesty. So refreshing.
So when Trump inevitably wins, will they have to show his meetings with Putin on the "specialty" pay-per-view channel?
Дa тyт дeлo бoльшe в тoм, чтo Paкoceль пpи пepeвoдe пeceн yмyдpяeтcя дoбитьcя cхoжeгo звyчaния - в cтилe тeх жe "Hacтyпил кoнeц хaлaтaм". A этo, кaк бы, вooбщe нихpeнa нe нa ypoвнe пepeвoдa их пpoчих Лyнных Пoни. He для кaждoгo гoлливyдcкoгo блoкбacтepa дaб тaкoгo ypoвня зaвoзитcя. Taкoe oщyщeниe, чтo нaд пecнями y них paбoтaeт кaкaя-тo oбocoблeннaя гpyппa, кoтopых дo cих пop нe зaбpaли нa бoлee pacкpyчeнный пpoeкт тoлькo пo пpичинe, чтo ключ oт кaмepы гдe их дepжaт был ycпeшнo пoхepeн.
Пoют тo пo этим тeкcтaм oни дocтaтoчнo пocpeдcтвeннo, чтo жaль.
Her full official name is Cyмepeчнaя Иcкopкa (Sumerechnaya Iskorka), where
>Cyмepeчнaя = Twilight
>Иcкopкa = Sparkle
Apparently people who made official russian dub didn't know that you can't translate names literally, but decided to do it anyway.
The Japanese did it correctly by using transliteration.
If you do the same in russian, you will get Tвaйлaйт Cпapкл (Twilight Sparkle).
An officer in the KGB. Your call.
Twilight Sparkle was translated as "Cyмepeчнaя Иcкopкa", which is pretty much a literal translation. In these two words only "Иcкopкa" ("Sparkle") is a noun, while "Cyмepeчнaя" ("Twilight") is an adjective. Noun "Twilight" has a slightly different form in russian. And adressing someone with an adjective is very weird and used mostly for weak swearing. So they used the noun, which is "Sparkle", which is "Иcкopкa".
>didn't know that you can't translate names literally
Well, you CAN, it's just doesn't mean you should. Just ask yourself:
1. Is meaning of a name adds someting to description of a character? (e.g. "“speaking names”)
2. Will it sound as good as in it's original language?
If an answer to both these questions is "yes", you can translate a name, sometimes you even should do so.
But TS is clearly is not this case, at least I don't believe she radiates a faint light in a specific moment of a day.
Basically, "can't translate a name" rule isn't so strict then it comes to work of fiction.
What do russians think of EqG? I noticed they had threads up but there seemed to be some dislike of it. I know some artists are vocal about their hatred
Xyi is the only one I can think of off the top of my head
Why are Russian posters so friendly? They're easily one of the better folks to converse with, especially on /int/
Maybe because our idea of a "casual conversation between men" is "insert three curse words between every meaningful one"? It kinda shapes the character. We don't perceive rudeness as an insult. Obviously the context is important.
>"Fuck off. EqG 2-3 are top-tier. [They are] very good [movies]"
>"No you [fuck off]. All of them are shit"
I can't translate the magical russian swearing 100% correctly, but this should be enough to understand.
As a fellow russian, I agree with this.
>Why are Russian posters so friendly?
Th-thanks, y-you too.
I'm glad you have such positive impression from our comrades, even considering amount of shitposting what could happen when somebody mentions us.
But I can't answer your question, I'm just suprised what we got a positive reputation for once.
Maybe it's something about our culture, but who can say for sure? I just don't know what went right.
As a fellow Russian I disagree with both of y'all.
EqG is very nice movie.
>wasting even more time on filtering
>hovering over a tag name and pressing hide is a wasted of time
Considering I'll never see approx 30% of images on derpibooru, I've saved a lot of time by clicking 49 times.
Yeah, i can filter it. But I don't like to pretend that thing which i don't like exist.
>I'm just suprised what we got a positive reputation for once
A lot of folks, especially on /int/ where people communicate, think highly, at least of the ones we experience. Bydlo are scum of course. It just seems that you folks are always friendly, I never really see too many of you guys shitposting or being obtrusively annoying.
I've got a little pdf of "when cultures collide" and it includes a fuck ton of studies and observations on the cultures of various countries. They mentioned how Russians are typically very loyal and once they consider you a friend, always open. Additionally very warm and friendly. It seems very right. Pic related
As a fellow Swede living in Moscow (I'm Russian inside), can say that EqG are all not bad movies, considering today's standarts, but it's quality is obviously lower than MLP. It has it's place, it's not a personal fetish-fuel movie for every and each one of you, EqG is worth watching if you want to, if you're not into this kind of stuff don't, but it will definetly stay and it ain't going nowhere in the near future.
And yes, cyкa блять хaхaхaхa)))))
Я пoдвeл вac, бpaтишки?
I didn't like the first one because of cringe
Loved Rainbow Rocks, and still love it because of it's music and overall writing
I didn't actually watch the third one
>I didn't like the first one because of cringe
Eh? And the other ones somehow are not cringy?
>and still love it because of it's music and overall writing
Strange, from what I concluded the first one has the best music.
>I didn't actually watch the third one
Trailers for the first one should have been enough of a warning to not watch any of them.
>the other ones somehow are not cringy?
The whole Twilight-turning-into-a-human thing was god-tier cringe to me, others not that much
>the first one has the best music
Shine Like Rainbows alone top everything the first movie had to offer
Huh as a American I've never thought of Ivan like this. I know the cold war is over but still.
are you me?
I don't get the hype over EqG 3 and people saying its a big improvement, I thought it was
the worst one
This so fucking hard
If I had to choose one or the other I know damn well which would get the axe.
Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for showing your point of view. I was never aware what something like that is special, these things seem natural to me. Not just for us, russians, but for humans as a whole.
You know, I know, everybody knows. Only absolute madman would chose >no hooves
It exist for same reason show exist. To make Hasbro money. Hasbro wanted to aim mlp for older girls as well get into doll market and that's why EqG exist.
What done is done and personally I enjoymovie and ccharacters. Plus they're upping their game when it comes to merchandise. Those minis are a step on right direction.
>Hasbro wanted to aim mlp for older girls as well get into doll market and that's why EqG exist
Can Russians get blue pulled? Or communists for that matter. Not to say all Russians are communists but c'mon they fucking pioneered that shut.
Depending of the public which you choose
If you choose the little girls, even you can see mini-cosplayers con the night of halloween
If you choose the adult fans, audience is divided, the fans which thinks eqg is not canon and which thinks that actually is canon.
>Is EQG actually canon?
I don't know.
Although it's not as big as it is over here. At the very least it has a cult following in Japan.
But the more dedicated fans (which make up most of the fandom there) watched the other two seasons through fansubs on Nico. In fact I've found at least one fanvid made by them that featured Whoa Nelly.
I don't know about the Faux Latins but the showed was cancelled in Japan after 2 seasons. However all the EqG movies have been dubbed to Japanese and they decided to order more episodes after the first EqG movie did well in the Jap's Netflix. So yeah, EqG saved mlp over Japland.
>all this beautiful Cyrillic text
time to use a brand new self-made dank reaction meme
I just want you to have this.
There is some good porn fanfiction in russian.
Also, gibe something to read while i stretching my boy.