Part of the fun of winter is all the seasonal treats. There's no prohibition against hot cocoa, gingerbread and candy canes in the rest of the year - but there's none against candy corn, either, and that doesn't really tend to make notable appearances past Nightmare Night (and Pinkie Pie's stash has probably long since run low... discounting candy emergencies). Fillies and colts should enjoy the marshmallow gumdrop world of today while the snow's still on the ground!Holiday rock candy tastes a lot like rock candy from the rest of the year.
>>25995163
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
FUCK THE MEMES
>>25998620
>Part of the fun of winter is all the seasonal treats
I made the mistake of handing out treats to fillies on Nightmare Night. They still come around in costume asking for more.
why arent you breeding the ponies
>>25998671
I'm grinding for a shiny changeling with good ev's first.
NOTICE
YOU MUST POP PONIES! DISREGARD ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS TO NOT POP YOUR PONY!Applejack is about to pop Spike here.
>>25998671
Impregnation is really hot and so is cum inflation.
But I really don't want to have foals with my waifu or any pony.I would like to be the loving mare with foals, but if that's not an option I don't want any
>>25998691
they can go pop themselves
>>25998656
Don't you like fillies coming around?
>>25998710
what am I supposed to do with a bunch of fillies?
I like to leave treasure maps to boxes full of treats lying around town for the colts and fillies to find. When a pony pisses me off I lead them to their backyard to dig up all their flowers.
>>25998723
Put them in your bed and have them keep your naked bodywarm.
>>25998698
Here's a couple of fillies about to pop each other:
>>25998734
it's going to take like a dozen fillies to make a blanket, I dunno
>>25998723
You know...
>>25998743
IS THAT FILLY SELF-BOOPING
>>25998753
she's at that age of self discovery
>>25998743
In bed, under the covers.
>>25998753
She does that
>>25998743
Berry filly should teach this one a thing or two.
>>25998732
devious, anon
Futa Twilight turning anon into a mare.
>>25998753
>SELF-BOOPING
Doing that results in falling in love with yourself.
Just ask Trixie.
reminder that all alicorns CANONICALLY have huge horse cocks
>>25998782
Futa Twilight spending a nice relaxing night on the couch.
>>25998782
Then making Anon into a good broodmare, inseminating her over and over.
>>25998793
Does this mean I have bad fetishes?
Futa Twilight staying up almost all night doing her taxes
>>25998747
Would you eat a pony?
Futa Twilight doing a crossword puzzle
>>25998789
>It's true!
Futa Twilight applying for a home loan.
>>25998789
>alicorn CANONICALLY has a huge horse cock
...thus resulting in Celestia's extremely low Friendship score.Due to everyone being put off by the hideous mutation & perversion of nature that futa represents....until the 'Reverse' setting on the Rule 63 Ray Gun and Celestia used it on herself: on the 'Permanent' setting.
>>25998732
I like to take the ponies to sushi restaurants and watch them struggle with chopsticks
>>25998816
I wasn't this gay back in S1.This realization is making me feel really weirdI'm starting to remember a time when I only liked dicks on girls
>>25998862
>>25998697
Then you're not getting shit.
Ever.
>>25998855
I'm glad you're learning more about yourself Anon.
>>25998862
Draw her wrestling E.Honda.
I'll pay you.
I want to explore pony's bodyespecially if it's poneanon.
>>25998884
Did MLPG turn me gay?
I always thought it was just me accepting that I've always been a huge fag deep down, but now I'm not sure and I'm scared.
>>25998905
I don't know but that pony sure is pretty
>>25998905
Ssshh. Don't be scared.Let me hug you close.
>>25998905
Honestly the fact that you're often in an environment that encourages it to a degree probably influenced you.
The same reason I have some fucked up fetishes.
>>25998885
Besides the 99% chance that this post is a gag, and besides my tablet pen ghostclicking almost everything right now, how much? Because if it's less than $15 it's a no go.
>>25998862
Years after most of my favorite pone artists have moved on, almost no real discussion of my fetishes takes place, and Ross STILL randomly posts his shit in MLPG.
If there ever is one last MLP General thread, the second to last post is gonna be Ross shilling his latest fat mime drawing that nobody asked for.
adventure tuft!
>>25998938
No one said you couldn't, quit playing the victim
>>25998923
Nigga you are not worth $15
Don't even insult me like that.I was going to give you 5.
>>25998923
How much would it cost to draw some guro pics of all your characters being raped and killed by Goofy's neighbor from gooftroop?
>>25998944
I want to fix that snootle.
>>25998944
is adventure tuft special?
>>25998961
it's been banged up a bunch of adventures
>>25998804
Yes
>>25998938I like think both guys and gals are great. I just like guys more.but over the years I've learned that I like guys a lot more
>>25998975
alright alright, enough already
I swear it's like gay blog day on mlpg
>>25998950
Guess you'll have to find another artist whose willing to draw that for $5, then.
>>25998843
Someone got a little too carried away with the britbong cards
>>25998984Sorry
I only like females.
>>25998970
Sometimes I want to suck dick.
>>25999007
shit
>>25998994
Hopefully a better artist.
Wanted to remind everyone that 95% of fetishposts are STRAIGHT.
You have that 95%, stop bitching over the 5%.
>>25999015
nice job
I like that guy's style for the most part but he just draws snouts so oddly
>>25998984
Fear not, there are those here who are straight.
>>25999007
I think vaginas look weird, but mare pussy is something magical.
>>25999046
Pfft, wackos.
>>25999046
I don't really care if you're transpon princesskin
just chill out on the blog type posts is all
>Twilight: Be careful with Celestia's golf clubs, Rainbow Dash; they're made from mithril, orichalcum, and Yggdrasil bark.
>>25999021
Yes, gay is shit.
Meanwhile, Braeburn mouths Jubilee's cherries.
>>25999068
Oh sure, the second the straight guys show up you start bitching
>>25999094
my pony waifu is a complainer, it rubs off
Fillies gonna fill.
>>25998800
I bet first she'd make anon a good and obedient ponyand constantly teasing anon until he's absolutely begging for the dick
I like Yuri
>>25999141
must hurry for yuri
>>25999141
Applejack and Rarity are not gay.
I'd like to mouth her cherries
>>25999141
Applejack and Rarity are very good friends who experiment occasionally.
>>25999193
I wonder if she could tie a cherry stem in her mouth
>>25999141
Get this homo shot out of here faggot.
>>25999200
I wonder if she can tie a cherry stem in her marevag
>>25999217
she can tie more than that in there
>>25999217
I would be surprised if she couldn't.
>>25999188
No, they're just Yuri.I believe that the hot dogs go on...!My fart will go on!
>>25999201
Get this homo shit out of here...
>>25999241
>Not "the unsinkable ship"
Although Twitanic sounds like shit photoshop potential.
>>25999141
We best ship now?
Mare on mare is so gay, take it to the sub or the piss.
>>25998938
She'll lose her wings in S6.
WOKE UP QUICK AT ABOUT NOON
JUST THOUGHT THAT I HAD TO BE IN CANTERLOT SOON
>>25999297
they should visit the EQG dimension and double date
>>25998938
no it is not ok
>>25999307
Gotta get poned
before the day begins
before Celestia starts bitchin bout my lack of friends
>>25999271
I hear that James Camareon is doing the next "Termineightor" film:
'I'm Twile Reese, Sgt Tech-Com DN38416. Assigned to protect you. You've been targeted for termination.'
>>25999023
dangerously furry
>>25999305
That's what you said about the finale. The wings are here to stay
>>25998938
Can I like stallioncunny?
>>25999297
>they literally think anything other than Sparity works
my sides
my keks
>>25998923
I never really got this whole "you MUST be gay" thing. It's ok to like only marecunt.
>>25999380
Writers have confirmed that Spike will never get Rarity.
>>25999380
>he literally think spike will get rarity
my sides
my keks
Fluttershy decided to make noodles again tonight. She put a sticky note on the microwave above the stove as a reminder: "remember the flavor packet, Fluttershy! <3"
Filly hands you a bowl of yellow gloop with a spoon in it, tells you she made it herself, and stares expectantly.
>>25999423
I would teach Fluttershy how to cook
>>25999380
Hey, it works for Whitediamonds. Those on Derpibooru can't be wrong, o haters.
>>25999451
pour it down the drain without breaking eye contact
https://derpiboo.ru/1059951
>>25999423
Fluttershy is banned from the kitchen after last night.
>>25999451
Is it cum
Is it filly cum
>>25999412
You mean Rarity will never get Spike.
>>25999333
Three 3's is right.
>>25999469
>>25999423
pretend her face is a soccer ball and kick her in the face
Applejack always ready to serve her mistress, Rarity
>>25999462
Gross, it's all human an shit.
One of them will love you forever, the other will bug you every night to watch baseball with her.
Choose wisely.
>>25999462
>you will never play with those tiddies
>>25999496
Cross, it's all pony an shit.
>>25999487
Oh alright.
But do the dishes, too.
>>25999520
I don't need yet another filly falling in love with me
I'll take the baseball one
A wild Flutterbat appears!
>>25999537
Forgot my pic
>>25999530
>>25999520
oh gosh I can't tell which I'd like better!
I like it when the ponies do cute things.
>>25999520
I'll hug each of them.
filly just entered her avatar state
gnight
>>25999559
>Rarijack
I can't believe it's notbetter!...or Whitediamonds.
>>25999520
Take both to be sure.
>>25999555
CHECKED
>>25997640
>Blockblister
>>25999606
>avatar
>>25999612
Wow Anon how come MLPG lets you have TWO fillies?
Snips and Snails fighting over who's is bigger.
Loser has to suck the winner.
While wearing a dress and make-up.
>>25999622
hahahaha
>>25999622
poor Dash
I guess the few remaining Blockbusters are still open in Equestria, ponies must like to rent movies
>>25999622
oh my god
>>25999622
How many ponies can I get for $500?
>>25999032
More power to you, man. Go ahead and find someone.
>>25999606
>>25999626
Puncess Carlostia: 'Is she calledNeightyri?'
>>25999651
OH MY GODi love you
>>25999622
YOU'RE THE FUCKING BEST FOR MAKING THAT
I wish I could high five you in real life
>>25999661I don't get it
>>25999660
Don't quit yourdayjob, princess.
>>25999658
Okay.
>>25999658
man, i love it when you draw diamond tiara and silver spoon
>>25999651
>>25999691
>>25999685
are you okay, poni?
So whats new today?
>>25999658
DT on silver spoonvorewhere?
>>25999658
What is it with you and squashing?
>>25999701
I think Dom is slowly becoming my favorite drawfag.
>>25999711
pony broke down and ranted about how all we talk about is filly these days
>>25999711
blockblister
>>25999711
cute sex
>>25999728
Out of all the bad shit about gRoss' art, you pick the one GOOD thing.
Spoiler: he was sat on by a purebred american hamplanet as a child
>meanwhile, on the changeling universe...
I would pay a pony to put clothes on.
Slowly.
>>25999692
Princess Snarky: 'Well, you've quit yours; but then no wonder you're reduced to showing your plot to fillies for cheap thrills & bits after the sun goes down,Nightmare Moon.'
>>25999622
>>25999651
very sharkadelic
>>25999749
that is clearly being held in the grip of chrysalis
would you watch a spinoff series starring lyra
i'd watch the fuck out of it
Why is this GIF making me moist, MLPG? I don't understand
>>25999711
The princesses wouldn't waste their time on diamond dogs.
Just like the writers.
>>25999728
clearly Sweetie should not be in that mild state of excitement as she sees the photon approaching, since she should only be in the discrete levels of unexcited and excited
>>25999763
Can Bonbon costar?
>>25999711
Is that a wip?
>>25999747
I never said that was a bad thing. It is just something i noticed.
>>25999764
it's that sexy horsey snout
>>25999763
Here's a questionWhy aren't you watching it right now
>>25999767
They would if they are into humiliation
is the show staff aware of how sexy ponies are?
i mean have they ever commented on it
>>25999763
No one likes lyra.
Even Mewball abandoned her.
>>25999800
yeah, one time Lauren just comments on a pony picture with "unf"
>>25999782
of course
they are platonic, totally straight besties, after all
>>25999800
I'm sure they know it.
>>25999733
I cannot blame anyone, fillies are as cute as ponies are and worth to talk about since fillies as cute as ponies.
Ponies are as cute as fillies just saying,
>>25999741
Whats a blockblister?
>>25999814
that wasn't hard at all
>>25999814
Wow someone put a lot of effort into a shitty fetish.
>>25999728
Squashing and smothering can be hot. I just like imagining the dynamic of Diamond being a fat greedy slut and then Silver being a wiry buzzkill who only seems to agree (or used to only agree) with Diamond when it comes to picking on the CMC.
So if Diamond's on her eighth box of Zebra Cakes Silver can bitch about it, then Diamond could say "actually I can't exercise right now because it's winter and the cold air is bad for your lungs and capillaries, I'm just taking advantage of the season".
Filly > pony > colt > stallion.
say, what's derpy's beauty score?
mare challenges you to a fight
>>25999842
You need to update your humanizations to fit the new DT.
>>25999864
Some random number between 1 and 100
>>25999865
Considering that her head probably doesn't have the leverage my arm does I could just wail on the sword and give her a headache.
>can I please come out now?
>>25999865
Shoot mare with a nerf gun.
>>25999767
What if dogs want to waste their 'time' on princesses hmmmm?
>>25999783
Sort of, I still need to color it
https://media.
8ch.
net/pone/src/1447723015036.png
>>25999864
>Tank is smaller than Twilight
>Tank has as much friendship as Twilight
>Tank is less mischievous than Twilight
The only thing he's lacking is beauty. Twilight is only better than Tank because she's prettier.
>>25999899
u-unf
>>25999899
The princesses could easily erase a diamond dog from existence.
>>25999870
What for? Diamond can still be a tubbo even if she's changed to be friendlier to the CMC. Hell, she might even join them in their clubhouse - if she can fit in there.
>>25999927
But the one in the picture is in charge of spreading friendship across the land
>>25999900
o-oh, you were... hungry?
>>25999842
Oh okay. That's not the weirdest idea for DT I've read.
>>25999927
She isn't a bitch any more.
And your supposed Silver Spoon is way off.
rainbow dash a shit
>>25999889
no
now put your mouth back over the hole, we're not done yet
wings are great
>>25999939
meant for
>>25999921
>>26000012
>>25999939
>>26000049
And if a diamond dog approached her in a threatening way she could easily incinerate it.
>>26000003
I still wish the show had pegasi wings this big.
I think pegasi would be literally everyone's favorite if that was the case.
Derpy's
CuteFace when you tell her you like hanging out with her.
GET was shit
>>26000104
yeah, I love em big and fluffy
they look pretty tiny on the show sometimes
>>25999927
>wide girls
>>25999969
I love Sugar and all, but it feels like Spice gets no love around here anymore.
>>25999927
You didn't tell me how much you'd charge for guro DT adventures. I'll pay more if you include fat femsnails.
>>26000104
>I think pegasi would be literally everyone's favorite if that was the case.
I'd still prefer unicorns.
>>26000159
well that's because you're a unisexual
>>26000099
She doesn't look like she's being harmed
>>26000125
>>26000125
Yes. They need to really fluff them up.
>>26000099
She could.
But I doubt she would, she is a friendly pretty princess who would rather fool/outsmart them dogs.... that may lead to something.
Or not...
Who knows.~
>>26000182
Minuette please
go clean your house
>>26000210
stop it Pinkie, you're making me uncomfortable
>>26000195
She's too busy having fun.
>>26000122
Was bretty good tbqh
>>25998683
Oh?
>>26000192
Celestia has a a soulmate, fuccboi.
>>26000222
Will she share him with Radiant hope?
>>26000228
i want to have fun with minuette
>>26000238
>I will never fuck his belly button
>I will neverfeed him a bunch of spicy foods and sit around to smell his gas
>>26000260
she spends most of her time spying on Twilight
>>26000238He's big enough to share.
>>26000003
>>26000003
I love how Price draws Pegasi wings. They're so big and wingy
Post more like please?
>>26000278
>you will neverfuck a pony down his throat
>>26000266
I really don't know how I feel about this one.
>>25999451
Squash soup?
>>26000292
>>25999333
I was wrong in S5. And Twilight Sparkle will lose her wings in S6.
>>26000278
>>26000293
Why can't you guys just get off to the thought of worshiping his balls like normal people?
>>26000311
>tfw you will never get a wing job
>>26000299
Vaguely AND explicitly uncomfortable.
If you pop a boner,you're too far gone and might as well dive deeper.
>>26000192
Twilicorn will end in S6.
>>26000299
Yeah, Sombra's a real dick, isn't he.
>>26000364
>you will never cuddle dt
>>26000337
I bet that would mostly just feel like a massage, they couldn't have that much grip with the wings right?
>>26000332
I'd much ratherplay with Sugar's fat balls
>>25999622
Is she going to bomb the place after closing?
>>26000332
the rabbit hole is too deep and comfy
>>26000313
>>26000381
We'd probably be surprised.
The tips of their wings would just be feathers, but they apparently have some kind of wing grip.
I imagine it would need to be supplemented with their mouth, but a wing massaging your dick would be nice.
The locator is currently pointing to the Star Wars general.
>>26000377
Just imagine her pressed against your crotch while she bitchslaps you to try and get you off.
>>26000311
thats the stuff
>>26000431
Why is there a star wars general on a pony board?
How long has this been a thing?
>>26000456
draw some big wings on a pony, i can't take any more of this fat posting
>>26000457
Crossover fanfiction
been around for months
>>26000192
She has to go that extra mile to bring some of them to her side
>>26000448snuggle her
>>26000448
That sketch on the bed is actually pretty cute.
>>26000544
Rose is a cute pony.
>>26000544
yuck
>>26000579
is there another pony wall I could interest you in?
Hitting pony on reflex.
Really hard too.
Filly is biting your hand again.
>>26000600
pony can take it
>>26000608
Grab filly's tongue.
>>26000608
Ponies are bitey.
>>26000585
gross
>>26000658
have some fun
>>26000636
I heard that ponies only bite to show affection.
>>26000467
IT'S SHORT NOTICE BUT
>>26000683
so big doesn't even fit in the frame
>>26000585
>>26000661
What a great pon.
>you failed your last year's resolutions?
>again?
>>26000719
yeah well at least my resolution wasn't to be a dumb filly
>>26000683
Only a pony as useless as Scootaloo still couldn't fly with wings as big as those.
>>26000680
>I'M AFFECTIONATING MYSELF!
Why does mlpg.co/go lead to a star wars thread
>>26000744
This is why you're never going to have a special somepony, Twilight.
>>26000760
They have MLP General in the thread's title.
>>26000726
That was mine
>>26000676
DT would make a pretty great fullback. The Unstoppable Force versus some very movable objects.Is there a part five?
>>26000776
how's it working out?
>>26000734
She glides around.
Who needs to flap with those things
>>26000762
>Tell Twilight to go fuck herself.
>Later, you find her reading a book on duplication spells.
Still more
>>26000760
use http://mlpg.co/locator/
>>26000795
Not too great
POORLITTLEBLUEPEGASUS7
>>26000857
well keep trying
tomorrow might be the day you turn into a filly
>>26000857
Have you tried smugly insulting small unicorn wizards for being tiny, girly ponies?
>>26000617
>>26000877
The wizard probably turned him into a tiny girly colt instead of a pretty filly
>>26000880All those little mouths~
>>26000895
That's when you're supposed to follow them around all day, annoying them to be turned back because you look like a filly.
Geez anon, don't you know anything about tricking wizards into ironic punishments?
>>26000896
>use my mouth!
This gayling wants your ass. And when he's done, he's gonna suck you dry too.
odds: vidya
evens: beb
dubs: super beb ultra championship edition
>>26000927
trash
>>26000924
You could definitely convince Pinkie to drink your cum at least once.
>>26000927
>>26000927
okay
sounds fun
>>26000950Didn't know you like it rough.
>>26000800
what's with all the sharing tonite?
>>26000927
Not if I suck him dry first!
>>26000973
Would literally fucking kill him.
And then you.
what would be your favorite pony article of clothing as a pony?
Power ponies are hot as fuck. People should draw more power ponies. All of them.Including futa Flutterhulk pounding someone
>>26001004
>literally
What's her name, MLPG?
And the most recent shit.
>>26001013
PONKA PO
>>26000478
I bet it involves a lot of 'extra' diplomatic activities so she can bring them to their folds.
>>26001012
it was used correctly
>>26001046
>>26001022
You're giving shit a bad name.
I can squeeze out way nicer shit in the toilet.
>>26001031
what is the front of that hat connected to
>>26000896
You're going to be bitten again if you try to touch them.
>>25999380
>shipping
ships like this are adorablebut also make me sad
>>26001056
I think its just one hat.
That or its anasshat
>>26001031
Yes... bring them to her folds...
>>26001117
why sad
>>26001142
>heart eyes
Uh oh
>>26001150
how come I can't get heart eyes?
>>26001145can never have
>>26001142
I hope pony rememberd to wash out her folds
>>26001170
don't worry, in the finale they'll be next to each other
>>26001142
I will bring them under all the pony's folds.
Daddy.
>Eye contact does not result in pregnancy.
I wish there were more happy couple pones in the show.
>>26001142
>>26001213Fill me up, Daddy
>>26001213
>>26001269
HEART EYES ARE NOT CONSENT
>>26001287
Well they're already sucking my dick. That seems pretty consent-y.
MACMARBLE
COMIC
WHEN
>>26001287
>>26001287
heart eyes motherfucker
i finally read that gay braeburned train comic, holy shit that was unf.
>you boop my heart
>>26001384
I don't even like cock but it was still pretty unf
ponuts are just great
REV UP THOSE BONERS, GENTLEMEN!
>>>/f/2992109
>>26001387
aww
>>26001418
I dont' like where this is going.
>>26001458foot-pussy
>>26001486
alright, settle down
extort the pony
>>26001524
why
>>26001531
for profit
>>26001524
Contort the pony
export the pony
let's get lewd
pony style
Apparently you can join Skype conversations as a guest from the web, so I put up a link to the new Ponecraft discussion call on the sub thread
watch out below
>>26001563
Pony lewdness will always be wierd. Nudity is normal so a rated g movie would show tons of shots of naked ponies, even from angles that would expose their genitals. I wonder what things humans normally do would be very lewd to a pony.
>>26001563
SPOILER THAT SHIT
Hey mlpg who wants to come with me to the taint faire?
get ready to get seriously coached
>>26001007
No love for futa Flutterhulk?
>>26001007
>>26001703
power ponies are garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto
>"Hmm hmm hmm hmmmm-hm.."
>'What are you doing?'
>"-NOTHING."
I'm not dead but Griffy is
Lyra still best horse
Hello
>>26001718
No, they're not!
would you babysit a filly rarara?
>>26001785
is she going to make me do filly things?
>>26001760
shut up and kiss me
anyone know what group in fimfiction is the place to find stories about giant pony asses
>>26001828
Why does this post stick out like a sore thumb.
>>26001839
i really like pony asses
>>26001839
he posts this every few days I believe
>>26001852
i dont know what you mean, i think you have me confused with another shitposter.
>>26001828
readin it for the plot
also there is a fimfiction general
Hello.
Kiss?
>>26001788
she will overhaul your entire wardrobe and give you a makeover
>>26001913
>>26001930
don't do it Pinkie
>>26001913
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL
>>26001930
don't awoo
$350 fine
dotkwa is a fine fellow
>>26001943
he is dead
Fluttershy is open game
>>26001936
It's not his trip.
dafty 2012
DAFTY 2012
Goodnight MLPG
it's tough being Pinkie
>>26001988
I wish I could be Pinkie
>>26002004
out of all the main six you would have the most pressure to perform though
>>26001828
http://www.fimfiction.net/group/201699/folder/23142/1/butt
http://www.fimfiction.net/group/200044/readin-it-for-the-plot
http://www.fimfiction.net/group/202506/we-focus-on-the-plot
the first one is specifically for butt growth
I can't speak to the quality of the second two, but they were related to fics that involved large butts
>>26002052
why is that horse so sad
who did this to her
>>26002063
>>26002063
You did. By telling her she's not real.
>>26002017
thanks guy i will save the link for later, i already came to something else.
http://pastebin.com/DrADr42U
unfff
>>26001950
I did it for you, dad. Hello.
>>26002087
unf but where are the goddamn cumshots
>>26002087
I appreciate the effort, but this is just lazy
>>26002102
DAAPII
>>26002102
I appreciate the effort, but this is just lazy
>>26002108
>>26002113
I appreciate the effort, but this is just lazy
all the food is poison
>>26002125
please do not poison the ponies
The ponies are hot lava.
Don't touch the ponies.
>>26002136
I've done nothing but touch ponies all day
>>26002120
fool, it was I who made the reply
you fell right into my ruse
>>26002142
This filename would be funnier if "very" was in all-caps
>>26002127
i want to eat pizza with ponis
>>26002142
you have made a fool of me indeed
but alas, I have deleted my post so no one will ever know of your rusemasteryholy god working the night shift is killing me
>>26002155
some ponies only work the night shift
>>26002149
I want a meatlovers pizza with the ponies.
When they ask I'll tell them it's weird human vegetables.
>>26002087
>and crotchtits if you're also into that
>ponies exist in a state of quantum uncertainty
>various lewd features are simultaneously there/not there until anon makes up his mind about them
>then they collapse into their realized form, perfecly attuned to that anon's tastes, various bits jiggling as they check themselves over
mother fuckingponies
On another note, any of you fags actually plan on going to Pacific Ponycon?
>>26002182
fucking mother ponies
>>26002189
pony conventions are terrible, go to a real con
>>26002189
what the hell is pacific ponycon
>>26002189
Is it in commiefornia? Unless it's like, right down the street from my house, no. I'm poor and I hate fun.
>>26002181
>various anons get into scuffles over which ponies are sluts because they become different to different people
>there is always a table nearby these fights
>>26002206
>I don't understand what the big deal is
>they all have gigantic cocks anyway, who cares who's slutty and who isn't?
>>26002189
What country is that in
>>26002217
South Pacific Islands, around Fiji
>>26002217
the far away land of San Diego
if you close the door
the night could last foreverleave the sunshine out
and say hello to never
>>26002238
still cute
>>26002247
would you work a job where sweaty stallion ponuts are in your face all day
>>26002234
Oh god, by far the worst city for autists in the state of california.
>>26002258
>>26002258
only if I'm allowed to wash and massage their horseballs at some point
>>26002266
yeah, this guy gets it
>>26002265
In what way? I feel like that award goes to San Francisco
>>26002275
Not him but San Francisco is just gay and dirty. San Diego is like, that one kid that would shout memes in school and then laugh hysterically while all alone. You know, that kid that yelled "DO THE HARLEM SHAKE" during lunch and got up on his table alone. That kind of autist.
>>26002238
I mean, we could fuck with the door open too
would you watch your porn with pony
>>26002275
I was in san diego with family on vacation recently. Trust me, it's worse. I mean you expect to see a shitload of mexicans since you're barely half an hour away from mexico, but godfuckingDAMN, all the normalfags.
>>26002307
Depends on the pony I guess
Nyx raising a baby twilight
>>26002307
I would take pony to flavor town, if you know what i mean
>>26002307
I guess it kinda depends what porn
Nyx raising a baby twilight raising an even babier nyx who is raising a full grown twilight who is raising the original nyx
>>26002287
I have my own OC
I wonder how she's doing
>>26002311
its twist
328 days to go!
>>26002336
>>26002322
You're fired.
>>26002335
i know exactly what my OC is doing right now and thats suckin a buncha dog dicks.
>>26002342
GET THE FUCK TO FLAVORTOWN
>>26002322
>"MOM, WE NEED TO GO TO THE STORE NOW."
>>26002336
I love these so much
>>26002345
Damnit Dash! Learn to chew!
>>26002336
i am in love with this artist now
>>26002350
doesn't your OC pony have any self respect?
horse dicks are way more tasty and filling than dog dicks
Future Nyx going super saiyan and killing Nightmare Moon and saving Twilight Sparkle who then proceed to have a magical lesbian baby of Nyx
>>26002342
>"Morning in ponyville shimmers~ Morning in ponyville shiiines~ Take it away, Rolf!"
>'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!GLKELEMERDKEDYAODBEKJERBP!'
>>26002322
what makes pepperoni egg rolls old school
>>26002353
That's the name of her Burger Place, right?
>>26002361
Dash eats like a bird, you have to chew her food up and puke down her throat.
>>26002336
>>26002365
Future Amazonian Nyx going super saiyan 4 god super saiyan and beating Cell with her massive mare dong and impregnating Goku and Twilight Sparkle.
>>26002375
Bruh, don't fuck with the fedora'd badass that is Guy Fieri.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHHp5cVQ5yw
>>26002378
that pony sure likes burgers
>>26002322
>rubber band and backgammon chip not included
what a fucking rip
>>26002338
i want to masturbate with twist
SOMEONE SAID TWIST THAT MEANS I CAN POST THIS
>>26002384
>agape
unfffffff
which pony do you think is best at anal gaping
i bet it'srarity
>>26002426
shut up
>>26002426
every night before I sleep I pray that people like you die
>>26002336
>>26002361
Zero
Gag
Reflex
>>26002436
Stop being a glum plum anon
tfw no nyx mommy
sex with twist wouldn't be that bad
what's the worst that could happen
you might get some slobber on your balls
some people pay extra for that
good night fillies
>>26002421
if you're gonna post that then I'm gonna post this
>>26002336
>if you like them you will suck their dick
what kind of conclusion is that?
>>26002475
Rarity just likes to bother Dash
>>26002488
that's adorable
post more ponies being cute ponies and silly ponies
>>26002475
there is literally nothing else to like about guys than their dicks. it's not too far fetched to assume that if dash likes boys it's because she wants to suck the d.
>>26002511
>there is literally nothing else to like about guys than their dicks
how fucking wrong can you be
>>26002509
alright
zzz
>>26002516
well what else are boys good for? they're loud, abrasive and smelly. just like rainbow dash.
ESTONIA.gif
>>26002541
>biceps
>body hair
>FACIAL HAIR
>strong jawlines
>abs
>when you're lying next to them and you rest your head on their BROAD PECS
>Q U A D S
>big hands on ya ass
>BALLS
>suits
>PROSTATES
Pony is trained in the operation of the device.
>>26002549
>>26002571
>>26002525
would you hire a team of ponies to help you with cleaning? i would, they are a very cute and clean species
pony wants to know why the the human brain so easily ignores the second "the"
>>26002600
they wouldn't be very good at holding mops or cloths though. I think I'd just stick to hiring humans.
>>26002600
i want to hire the friendtastic four to cuddle me to sleep
>>26002609
The same reason the the pony brain is so obsessed with ear scratches.
>>26002627
i want to hire double diamond and party favor to put both their dicks in my mouth at the same time
>the locator still points me towards the star wars general
PINEAPPLE
>>26002627
>>26002683
guys, please
obviously they'd do all that for free
not pony, but I drew some demongirls
http://i.imgur.com/WtjZFDa.png
http://i.imgur.com/Gzg2Q3e.png
http://i.imgur.com/snjuytz.jpg
any quick draw requests?
>>26002714
Lewd Maud Pie
>>26002714
lewd demon ponies
>>26002714
A pony sculptor contemplates whether or not she should sculpt the genitals.
>>26002714
Maud and her sisters having a rock off with Beelzepone
>>26002714
Giraffe
>>26002714
cuddly stallions
>>26002723
what the fuck, of course she should
>>26002719
why do you have that
do not save any sketches
it is illegal
>>26002735
Well the maybe FINISH IT
>>26002711
i like to imagine that you can't have sex with just one of them, all four of them are always involved any time someone wants to have sex with one of them
>>26002714
Necromancer pony being uncomfortably hit on by lich pony.
>>26002740
it's gone bro
I keep all my pictures and drawings in one folder, sorted by date
it's fucking gone forever
>>26002744
oh yeah, new necroquest tomorrow too
>>26002743
that's the one rule they kept from Glimmer's reign
everyone gets a share
>>26002743
>>26002752
Can't we just cuddle?
>>26002755
you're getting two dicks up the ass and two pussies on your dick
enjoy
>>26002755
you can still cuddle with two dicks in your mouth
>there are chinese knockoff plushies of all of the friendship four and Starlight
I know what I'm buying with my next paycheck
have this comic before i delete it
>>26002777
I don't want it
thanks though
>>26002777
I don't get it
>>26002785
it's not worth getting, that's why i deleted it
>>26002772
are there any characters they haven't made chinese knockoff plushies of?
Filly has detention for 3 weeks because of you.
You better be sneaking in some candy for her.
Cheerilee knows if you put it in your bag, gonna have to smuggle it in your butt.
>>26002795
>Filly has detention for 3 weeks because of you.
Explain please
>>26002802
Ear scratch game too good.
She missed class.
Also she got caught drawing human dicks.
>>26002802
you know what you did
>>26002794
Most background ponies and S5 ponies
They should just hurry the fuck up and make a Limestone plushie
>>26002768
why does sucking two dicks at the same time sound so appealing right now
You are introducing our movies to ponykind, which movie do you choose first
>>26002818
becausefriendship is magic
Filly can't even right now.
>>26002818It's harder than it sounds and not really worth it unless you're into it
Do you guys think it's possible toget possessed by the spirit of your waifu, or some shit like that?I keep waking up in the middle of the night wanting to do dirty things to myself that I'd never normally do, as if I'm being willed to put on a show for the pony plushie that I sleep with
This is some tulpa shit and I don't want any part of it, I think I need an exorcism
>>26002714
what's the name of the qt3.14 in the first pic?
>>26002831
Thana, she's Klondike's
http://klondork.tumblr.com/tagged/Thana
>>26002818
because you're ultra gay
>>26002830
that's pretty weird, man
not that you're suddenly masturbating at night, but that you think you're possessed because you've started masturbating at night>>>/trash/832235
>>26002829
You sound like you've done it before.
So tell me, did you literally have two dicks in your mouth at the same time? Or did you alternate sucking between two different dicks?
>>26002847both. I tried to fit both in but it didn't really work, I could only get the tips. One guy was already too girthy. I ended up just alternating.
>>26002830
Anon I'd take a break from the internet for a while.
>>26002850
Honestly it probably was boring to the guys too.
clothed ponies
>>26002850
Leave
>>26002711
>THEY
>DO
>IT
>FOR
>FREE
You pass by a helplessly squealing pony as its lead by leash into the pony processing plant.
>>26002897
>telling somebody to leave for telling a story
I bet you're just jealous because you won't ever get to suck two dicks at once
>>26002826
Merry Christmas :')
>>26002718
http://i.imgur.com/0flv0VE.png
>>26002930
a homosex story, being a slut, more likely bi trash
no I am not
>>26002926
Go on the pony processing plant tour.
It's probably neat.
>>26002876
unclothed ponies
>>26002824
equestria girls
>>26002942
>that tight fit
>>26002942
I just noticed that Muad looks kind of like necropone
>>26002953
that scene unnerved me
After all the penis enlargement pills why has no one come up with a vaginal shrinking pill?
>>26002942
oh my my my
>>26002966
it's impossible to shrink a vagina
>>26002970
>limestone happy
Reported.
Foals
>>26002973
It's also impossible to enlarge a penis.
>>26002976
Jeez anon, no need to be grumpy
Glass the pony.
>>26002979
Actually anon, when a male is in a state of sexual arousal, blood flow is partially diverted to the penis in order to form what some call an "erection." When a penis is "erected" it is enlarged. So in fact it is possible, and in fact quite normal, for a penis to be able to increase in size.
>>26002964
I could understand if you just didn't care for it but it unnerved you? seems like an odd choice of words
meanwhile it was a dream come true for me
>>26002999
Wow really? Humans are pretty much ready to go whenever, how do they pick things up with it if they're flaccid?
>>26002999
shut up twilight you've never even seen a dick
>>26003004
she's naked most of the time
standing on two legs and covering up two parts of her body that don't make sense was just weird
>>26003033
Anon, the ponies are usually naked
It would be weird if she hasn't ever seen a dick
>>26003040
>she's naked most of the time
She needs to be reminded of that
Pony heard you talking about how much you like these so she got you one.
>>26003059
Ah yes, horse nuts. Just what I wanted.
>>26003045
>he doesn't know about the modesty charm
>>26003075
>he thinks a high level wizard can't bypass silly charms
>>26003085
>Anon walks around with truesight
>You would not believe how much makeup Rarity is wearing
>>26003085
are you trying to tell me that twilight has caused at least one stallion to be exposed in public?
>>26003096
>Twilight casts antimagic on the library door to catch changelings
>Ends up seeing a lot of dicks
>>26003096
Twilight casts spells so that only she sees the stallion's dick. She does it all the time and never gets caught.
Nobody will ever know that the bookwormish permavirgin is in fact Ponyville's premiere voyeur.
we're flying high again
>>26003153
>>26003153
>>26003153
>>26003143
>twilight sitting around outside, half-hiding behind a book, looking at passerby's dicks all day
unf
>>25999864
>what's derpy's beauty score?
There isn't a Top Trumps card for Derpy (unless someone would like to make one for her?).
A shame when there's one of a more obscure background pony: Ace.
>>25999899
Celestia with Sex Mane. Your argument is valid