THE GOAL OF ALL LIFE IS DESS
The relevant link list:
-Songs, CD/BD releases, lyrics and general information: http://pastebin.com/EeTkSpKa (embed)
-Hibiki Radio Station: http://hibiki-radio.jp/description/symphogear-gx
-Main S3 site: http://www.symphogear-gx.com/
[Commie] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=739337
[HS] - http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=737864
[H&D] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=759881
-Fourth BD Volume
[RAW] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=771572
LOSSY V1 - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=754956
LOSSY V2 - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=75496
「BAYONET CHARGE/RADIANT FORCE (IGNITED arrangement)」
LOSSY - http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=761023
Believe in Justice and Hold Determination to Fist. DESS~
Previous Thread: >>13719883
also getting Okage.
Who remembers Okage
I'd be more surprised if they don't announce ones for Kirika and Shirabe once the Maria and Tsubasa ones are out
>Playing Peace Walker.
>Finally receive the final Zadornov mission.
>Time for Zeke!
I hope she turned her sakimori off when voicing Paz.
have hope in the marketing deparment, I'm sure we are getting Kirika Daki and Top Dad punching dummyoh and also a RC version of the Kirika Shirabe Killer Pacman thing from GX
Meanwhile I'll just post my favorite Kirika fanart.
When I read topdad I felt distressed because I thought you were going to ask for a topdad daki. I don't know, but if they keep selling I think they will release DMJii and if they keep selling well maybe they'll release Miku and Carol.
It's this image, right anon?
I like it, you did a good job on the colors.
You should draw Kirika being frugal with a purchase.
Well, in my opinion maybe the ideas weren't bad. The problem was that he wanted Hibiki to have a "happy family" but he made topdad an alcoholic who "raised his hand" against his family in G's keyword so it was problematic, it required a great reason to bring back the happy family without being forced. There wasn't a great reason, in fact it was too poorly done. But Kaneko wasn't the only was is at blame, probably he was forced by KR to put 1 new song per episode and if it's possible no more than 1 new song per episode. Only episodes 2 and 11 had 2 new songs without one of them being a duet of 2 existing songs (episode 5) or an Ignite (episodes 6 and 12) and the first one in episode 11 was Little Miracle which had been released in July. Well, this thing about "only 1 new song per episode" is just speculation , maybe KR gave him full freedom I seriously doubt that was the case.
The other guys in the staff were also to blame because they didn't try to stop him and they didn't tell him anything bad about GX even if they didn't like it. So well, with everything said he still had to forgive topdad because he just wanted to do it but he only had made him more of an asshole (I remember that in the radio show Iguchi and Aoi said that topdad was a bad person when episode 8 aired) and he only had around 10 minutes to forgive him since he had to start the final fight and introduce Carol's song which only sold worse than Tsubasa and Hibiki, a great success.
In summary, Kaneko is the most at fault but there are more people who are to blame but since GX sold well we'll have another season and we have 2 possibilites for the future:
1 - S4 will be like GX since it sold pretty well.
2 - They come to their senses and do a better season than GX.
It os a pretty great fanart, it seems like one of those Japanese artists who are "famous".
>Well, in my opinion maybe the ideas weren't bad.
That's what I said, yes. The basic ideas could have been fine, but the execution was garbage across the board.
>The other guys in the staff were also to blame because they didn't try to stop him and they didn't tell him anything bad about GX even if they didn't like it.
They're to blame for not speaking up, but we don't know the circumstances behind production, and at the end of the day they were still all his ideas so it's his fault.
>1 - S4 will be like GX since it sold pretty well.
This is my greatest fear.
>Custodians are actually Unknown
What are the chances of a moment as glorious as this happening when they finally get a season
and why are they zero?
Wasn't sure given the wording, just wanted to clarify.
We seem to be in agreement on most, if not all issues. Have a Chris.
I understand some of these words.
Anyway, next is Shirabe who is part of a set with this Bikki. Haven't made any other plans to draw anyone since I'm still getting off the rust from 5 years of not drawing anything to the end during university.
>it seems like one of those Japanese artists who are "famous".
Now that's some compliment.
Gangster/Mafia Mahou Shoujo is my fetish.
>Hibiki has a pair of brass knuckles with "Heiki" and "Hecchara" on them
>Black Lagoon with Magical Girls never
>GTA-style crime sandbox, but with magical girls
>you do all the usual mafia/gang stuff, except it's all cute girls, flyin and shooting magical lasers/slashes/fisticuffs at each other
Excuse me, I have a GDD to write.
It's a shame most of the good artists are only on tweeter and unfindable unless you wade through retweets.
Does anyone know what this doujin was even about?
Did no one tell them how unwieldy that is for people looking for art of the series they like yet?
Fun stuff happened in the first episode of Smile Gang for 2016.
The headline corner's topic for this episode is "goals for this year". Nana's headline is "Aim to become a woman that knows to says "no"".
Misato commented that its sounds deep and asked Nana if there's something up. Nana replied that she's just saying "Oh really? Okay okay!" or "Ah, that's nice!" to anyone's recommendation/suggestion.
Then Nana told a story of her recent experience. When she went to a certain shop, the shop keeper said to her "This shampoo is really great and good for the scalp, but its really expensive..". Nana explains that it supposedly heals the scalp and cures the body's sensation. Misato says "It won't get cured." Nana quickly reacts and says "What?! That's a lie, they told me that the scalp is important!"
Nana doesn't believe Misato because they said there's no shampoo that thinks of the scalp. Misato says "there's no such shampoo that cures the body's sensation". Nana replies "That's a lie!! That's what they told me!!" and says it was super expensive. She doesn't want to say it because it might be too high. Misato tells her to write the price on the paper, and then Nana wrote it, saying this price is only for the shampoo. (they have a script and a pen when they record, that's probably where she wrote)
Misato said "That's expensiiive!" upon seeing the price.
Rarely any art I find is even tagged though. Zoid only follows a handful of artists too.
Sometimes I find a pic from an artist I never saw before and look through their pics and find a lot of gems.
Nana said it was really expensive, and she really wondered what to do, but she thought its amazing, and everyone around her tells that she should be careful with her health, and then they gave her a discount. Misato says "Hey, don't mistake our Head for a sitting duck!". Nana said to the shopkeeper "Is it really okay?!, Then, please." she was only supposed to get the shampoo but she bought the shampoo and a conditioner too. Misato said "wow" and Nana laughed.
Then Nana said they were saying "We are just giving a kind thought" enthusiastically and encouraged her. Nana thought "Ah, is that so? Is this really alright?!" since they were saying it very hard and she thought they were really thinking about her, and then she agreed to buy and they told her to go right ahead. And so, because of that Nana wants to be a woman that knows how to say "no". Misato says that she should give it back, but Nana said she already used it so its not possible. Misato says that it (the story) makes her angry.
Nana told her make up staff and women staff that "so, I bought this" and then they all said "Huh?!"and "What are you doing?! You totally were fooled!". Nana said "Is that so?! I-I thought it was good! I think this is effective! This is effective right?" and then she said to them (the women staff) "Why is everyone looking at me with sad eyes?" then she sadly said "I thought it was effective.." and Misato said "Its no good!" Then Nana said she really wants to be a woman who knows to say "no". Misato said "Please really do so."
Why do you do these things to my heart anon?
And again, imagining Tsubasa in Nana's place makes this really hilarious.
Imagine DMJii's reaction to the price
>"I... I never knew shampoo could even be this expensive..."
>"...Damn burgeois... dess"
Also, if there are any of you that is interested in Nana's stage play :
>buying a fuckass expensive shampoo AND a conditioner because she thought they were kind people caring for her
Why is Nana so innocent? I bet you can disguise as an beggar and even if you accidentally dropped out an ATM card she'll still give you a large sum of money if you ask for it.
Next is the game corner. They're starting the year with a sugoroku game, and if you lose you get a punishment game point. (if you don't know sugoroku, google it.)
Nana says she has a bad feeling about the game because its Smile Gang-ish. Misato agreed to her.
Then they started the game. Nana picks the color red and Misato picks green because its Christmas. (they recorded this episode in 2015 after Christmas) They played rock-paper-scissors to decide the first one to roll the dice and Nana won.
She got one, and she needs to say one erotic word. Nana said "butt" (Oshiri).
After they laughed a bit, next is Misato's turn. She got three, and she needs to slap Ozone-manager's face. (Ozone is one of the staff of SmaGang) Ozone-manager is not there at that time so Misato will just slap the guy next to him, Onda-san (SmaGang staff). Misato went ahead and slapped him.
Next is Nana's turn. She got three, and she needs to do the same the same as Misato (slapping Ozone) so she slapped Onda.
Next is Misato's turn. She got 4, and she needs to do a weird dance. And so she did a weird dance but since this is a radio we don't know what she did, but Nana really laughed and said "what is that".
Next is Nana's turn. She got 5, and she needs to say a cool line. Nana said "I won't let you go home tonight" (in a Sakimori like voice) and quickly laughed afterwards. Misato says "Nana said "butt" then said a cool line". Nana is still laughing.
Next is Misato's turn. She got 3, and she needs to do squats. And so she did.
Next is Nana's turn. She got 2, and she needs to do the same as Misato (squats). She did.
Next is Misato's turn. She got 6, and she needs to make a pun on something inside the studio. Misato said "Pe- Nana pet-bottle Pettanko!! (flat chested)" Nana said "that's not a pun at all!!" but then she said Misato did her best so its fine.
>Only character that isn't a raging lesbian or kisses random men
>Oh hey, GX is supposed to be about Hibiki facing her own issues, growing up and exterminating darkness in your heart
>Maybe Hibiki will finally grow as a person instead of being a hypocrite and an idealistic idiot
Oh God, how wrong I was.
Next is Nana's turn. She got 6, and needs to do the same as Misato (puns). Nana said "Tsukue ni Tsukuetta!" then she laughed. Misato said "Isn't that no good?" Nana shouted "That's way better than your pet bottle one earlier!!" Misato replied "But isn't that no good?" Nana replied "What's with that?! Its better than the pet bottle one!" In the end, they accepted it.
Next is Misato's turn. She got 6, and she needs to confess something that makes her a bit happy. She said "when I drink expensive vegetable juice. The one over 140 yen.". Nana said "Ahh, that's nice, that's nice!"
Next is Nana's turn. She got 3, and she needs to say a serious, yet sweet-sounding line. She said "I want to sleep beside you!" in a cutesy voice the bursted out laughing 2 seconds after she says the line again. She asked if its no good and Misato said "No, I think its good". Then Nana goes in her super embarrassed mode and shouts "Its embarrassing, stop it, geez!!" Misato says her skill is high level. Nana shouts "Nooo!!" Misato says "I see, I get it. Nana-san is in that mood today." Nana says "Ahhhh so embarrassing! SO EMBARRASSING!!"
Nana's turn is still not finished. She gets 2, and she needs to make her partner do something she likes to her (meaning Misato will order Nana). Nana nearly loses it and shouts "No way! Wait, that's- Misato is-! But-! Why am I-? Huh?!?!". Misato proceeds and tells her to say a sweet line from a newly-wed's first night. Nana shouts "Wait, whyyyyy!?!?!?", Misato proceeds and says "go!" Nana can't stop laughing and says "why?!" Misato says "I'm serious."
Nana says "Ehh?!" and was forced to do it. Nana said "I want to be in the mood tonight till the morning" (in a sweet, inviting voice) the bursted out laughing after saying the line again. The other people in the studio laughed too and Misato clapped. Nana shouts "AHHHH!!!"(in an angry-embarrassed tone) and says "AFTER ALL, IN THAT SCENARIO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT?!?!". Misato continues to clap and Nana shouts "AH ITS SO EMBARRASSING!", Misato says "Just how far are you going to be red?" (Nana's face always gets tomato-colored red when she's embarrassed) Nana continues to shout. Then she rolls the dice for Misato.
Misato gets 6 and she needs to make her partner do something she likes to her (the same as earlier). Nana says "Then, Misato, you'll do the same! Say a sweet line from a newly-wed's first night! With all your heart, a sweet line!" Misato says "okay..". Misato says "Hold me tight throught the night, okay?" In a young girl's voice." They all laughed and Nana said "Who?!" "Suddenly a young girl appeared! What's with that?!" Misato says "Scary, scary!"
They proceed. Nana gets 2, she needs to do the same again (make her partner do something she likes to her) and says "No way! Let's stop with this loop!(then you can hear her tapping the table repeatedly) Hey, hey hey! wait, wait..". Misato half-laughingly says "This is dangerous.." Then Misato says "Then, tell a sweet line on their wedding anniversary". Nana said "Eh?! Wedding Anniversary?! why..?!" Misato adds further details and says "On their third year wedding anniversary." Nana is forced, yet again and so she proceeds. She said "I'll be always the number one, right?" (in a sweet voice, quite same as the last time) then they laughed again after saying the line. Misato says "That's right, you're the number one." Nana laughs.
Nana explains that the loop is someone gets to do one thing first then it passes to the next person. (like in the slapping and the puns)
Nana's turn repeats. She gets 4 and they said they got out of the loop. She needs to tell something she regrets doing in Smile Gang. She said "I always forget the things I regret doing here" and they both laughed. Misato says its because its full of regrets. Nana agrees. Then Nana proceeds and tells "Thing I regret.. let's see.. Ah, but I really regret the punishment game this year. I left Misato alone to take the game." (they're still in 2015, Misato's the one who gets the punishment game in 2015) Misato shouts "That's full of lies!" in an angry tone. Nana laughs and Misato repeats what she said in a more angrier tone. She said that the punishment game is still fresh in her memories.
Next is Misato's turn. She gets 3, and she needs to do the same as earlier. (thing you regret doing in SmaGang) They both laugh and Nana said "We're always together." Then Misato proceeds and says she regret the baseball interpretations. (Because she got punishment game points because of that)
Next is Nana's turn. She gets 6. She gets to the goal and finishes the game.
Then Misato says that they were concentrating so much on the game they forgot about winning. Nana says they were only thinking of what will the other person do. Misato said "this is dangerous".
And so, Misato earns one punishment game point as a present for the New Year.
That's it for the game corner.
Here's a picture of Misato making a funny face and posting in on her twitter (she posted this because she lost a game in the punishment game special)
>tfw I got hyped reading GX's tagline and Nana's hyping
>tfw it was all bullshit
If he counted us shitty paint drawers then maybe.
Probably not, unless he's been keeping an extremely low profile. A guy from H&D gives us info from time to time though. I doubt the dude who keeps randomly bringing his name up is him either. It's better when people don't have identities either way.
I'm not CtuhuluMaria guy, but thanks for the complement.
Nana's fans must be millionaires now if they put all the dosh they spend on Nana on their bank accounts.
Cute and amusing chibi skits.
The GX ones are still unsubbed though.
Tell that when Chris has became a global phenomenon and she makes Symphogear famous like Naruto.
Liking Chris is normal. Chris deserves her popularity.
And I'm saying this as a Tsubasafag.
>when Chris has became a global phenomenon and she makes Symphogear famous like Naruto.
Don't say that even in jest.
You can only buy a daki if you buy one of each girl.
>Bread isn't even that good anyway.
Is it already Make-Chris-blush o'clock?
Ok people, get the Zenbu love going, lets make her face the same color as her G clothes through pure blushing.
>she's just not the best thing since sliced bread.
Who likes sliced bread that much?
I'd swap the existence of sliced bread with Chris's anytime
As in LOOK AT THESE GUNS-juro?
She is a man-eater?
Of memories of men, that is.
It's the 21st century, if that is the way she wants to lead her life, more power to her.
How weird is it that the straightest female character so far is a doll?
Garie only kissed Micha, Phara was probably the one that activated Leiur, wonder how they activated the "Little" Sis
All the dakis this time look like they'll have shy smiles on the lewd side instead of looks of vague terror, thankfully
Most people don't like sluts or girls that will cheat on them. Chris was raped. Comparing the two is absolutely ridiculous for all but the most disgusting of purityfags, and this is coming from someone who doesn't like sluts.
She's also the best character across the board, so there's that.
If Chris is bait, then I'm hooked
I'll see myself out
I always thought that Garie was able to store more rather than the only one capable of activating others, Micha being a combat model cannot absorb memories, sadly wenever got the dolls to have proper fights after the Geahs obtained IGNITE they destroyed the dolls way too fast.
at least Kirika and Shirabe got a semi decent fights with Micha defending the reactor and on the shrine with doll supermode and combo attack included.
Do you guys think the Chris daki will get a third release? I don't have the money for it next month.
How come amiami doesn't sell them? The senran kagura dakmakura are hobbystock but amiami distributes them.
>at least Kirika and Shirabe got a semi decent fights with Micha
They got slapped around for 15 minutes and then one-shotted her with a combo attack.
It was lame even if you don't mention the fact that their finisher basically had them ram into each other, but this was glossed over because of muh themes, while Shirabe being and idiot and standing in front of a single stray bullet was the end of the world. Apparently physics are only a thing when Kaneko needs more plot devices to drive his shitty character development.
>Hold a tragedy that befell them which they had absolutely no hand in making happen, and hated from the bottom of their soul, against a literal child
Pick one and only one.
The Hibiki lewd side has just the right mixt of excitement and nervousness. Comes across as embarrassed more than anything. The front side is a bit odd looking, but it wouldn't be Hibiki without occasionally being a strange goofball.
That's really not how it works. If there's going to be a rerelease of dakis, it would be of more than just one, and most likely all of them.
It will get another release if the rest do, possibly another rerelease wave when/if more are announced.
Well compared to the other fights Kirika and Shirabe actually confronted Micha on separate episodes which was nice rather than putting both confrontations in a single episode like Garie vs Maria.
When I first saw GX I was expecting Hibiki to beat Micha as she was the strongest of the dolls, being a combat model and everything, but it was kind of a nice touch to have Shirabe and Kirika team up to destroy her if anything my only complain is that the fight with supermode Micha should have been a bit longer to show better what both her and the Ignite was capable off
Forgot the image for anyone curious. Oops.
>Kirika and Shirabe actually confronted Micha on separate episodes which was nice rather than putting both confrontations in a single episode
That aspect was nice, I guess. The issue is that the first confrontation was more focused on Hibiki jobbing because of topdad than DMJii actually fighting her, so there wasn't really any sense of rivalry setup at all. And the fights were still ass.
>but it was kind of a nice touch to have Shirabe and Kirika team up to destroy her
It would have been nice if there was actually a power struggle and exchange of blows involving some form of fighting skill and style.
She got me.
Unless you're that one guy who can't calm their boner from being next to a nearly naked bikki, entirely understandable as that is. The heartboner overpowers the dickboner for me personally.
In all seriousness, Maria is "objectively" attractive given her physical features and proportions. By all logic, I should be attracted to her. However, when I look at her I just feel no physical attraction whatsoever. Is Chris just that much better than Maria is outshined, or is Maria just not attractive?
>>He would deny others the smiles of their waifus
Well, no. Try not to twist my words. I think they're out of place, but I love Bikki, not other gears.
>Unless you're that one guy who can't calm their boner from being next to a nearly naked bikki
Maybe? I know it's definitely next to impossible to do so, but the dickboner is on par with the heartboner for me.
And I did say I've smacked her ass a few times. And still do.
No, I agree with you. Maria is attractive. She has everything. She just doesnt have what Chris has.
Chris is shorter which takes her fluff to entirely different levels. It also provides an imperfection to love.
That and she's somehow the most emotionally stable geah even though she's been through far worse shit than any other.
I'm usually a milf/ara ara type of guy, so it's not that. And her hair doesn't bother me.
Chris has hyper-aggressive twintalks that overclock into quadtails and go down to her feet, while also forming a perfect ball of fluff around her head.
ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBUUUU
Her tits look bigger in comparison to Maria cause she's so adorably short.
Get the flying fuck out.
Maria's eventually gonna be a god tier ara ara but not yet
And Chris will still be better
Here's that but with the "Best Girl" grade from the other version
Auroras, which is owned by GSC. Might get lucky for figmas.
She may be a baka, but she's still a good girl.
She's also the cutest.
I'd rather have actual figures of them in their gears than figmas, dolljoints look like crap on anything that's not a robot or a doll in the first place
Speaking of dolljoints though, bring on the doll figmas
>She's also the cutest.
Factually incorrect, see >>13726292
>she's still a good girl.
>Let tens of thousands of people die to live out your selfish hero complex
>She's also the cutest.
Not even close.
Did you miss the part with the leylines circling the world and wiping out ships full of people, hospitals and cities? Given that they actually lapped around the world, the number of deaths is likely well into 6 or 7 figures, let alone 5.
We actually see people get vaporized in GX's finale and fishermen getting knocked around like they're in a typhoon.
So "Tens of thousands" is only counting direct deaths and even then I think it's an underestimate. I think all the hate should be directed at Carol, though.
If Hibiki had fought Carol in episode 1 instead of going full retard because she saw the highly suspicious loli crying none of it would have ever happened in the first place. Never mind all the other points she should have fought.
>>gets rekd by Garie
She only ever got rekt by Micha, the combat specialized doll. At best she probably wouldn't be able to land a hit on a Garie that wasn't trying to lose if she was just abusing those water clones.
If she actually fought Garie when HER FRIENDS WERE IN MORTAL DANGER a couple episodes later then she likely wouldn't have gotten hospitalized by Micha+Garie shortly afterwards since she was nearly beating Micha in the first place.
>she was nearly beating Micha in the first place.
She punched her but Micha only sold the attack for about two seconds.
The allegedly top tier Maria got beaten by Garie without even any effort on her part.
Garie is ridiculously overpowered, like it's not even funny how stupidly powerful she is.
The rest of GX could have been salvaged, but the whole thing with the dolls throwing all the fights was a hilariously awful idea.
Beating any of the dolls without Ignite would have ruined Carol's whole plot. Not using Dainsleif would have ruined Carol's whole plot. Not completely trusting Elf9 would have ruined Carol's whole plot. Her plan relied on a lot of fucking convenient decisions on the part of SONG.
It might have turned out okay if they'd done the whole trust L-Elf thing, killed three dolls with Ignite, then killed the last without it and had Carol suddenly going oh shit I didn't think they could do that and having to come up with something else at the last minute. It still would have been kind of shitty for a lot of it, but at least it wouldn't have been quite so facepalm-inducingly stupid of SONG.
>Chris fights Leiur in SONG's underwater relic base
>Leiur has to sacrifice herself to save Carol from a suckerpunch from DMjii
>Ver blocks Chris' missiles like before, that all plays out like normal
>Chris has to ignite to fight imouto now
Hooray I made episode 10 less terrible
I want a spin-off about Kazanari family. The potential for the story is endless.
>can be a story how Kazanari Family started
>can be a story starting from Fudou's childhood
>can be a story starting from Yatsuhiro and Genjuuro's childhood up to Tsubasa's early years
Too bad Kaneko's shit and might never do it.
There honestly isn't much too them (at least compared to how huge they seem). Most of it is songs, and then there's just the introductions, the games they play, and Ao-chan talking about overcoming her trauma.
>DMJii shuts up and sits in the corner after getting yelled at by Chris for being useless
>Chris tells Ver that Carol wants to destroy the world
>Ver and Chris team up to defeat Carol and Ver
>Genjuro suplexes the imouto
Hooray, I just made episode 10 great.
>>Ver and Chris team up to defeat Carol and Ver
No, leave it as Ver, that sounds much better
>Ver and Chris team up to defeat Carol and Ver
If there is one villain I can trust to be stupid enough to defeat himself, it's Ver.
I still really love how amazingly incompetent G's villains were. It makes Carol's dumb ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU and the dolls being OP as fuck all the worse though.
>Ver and Chris team up to defeat Carol and Ver
>Ver versus Ver
>Ver's Nephil-arm gets cut off by DMJii and regenerates into a whole monster Ver that teams up with Carol
>Original Ver steals another relic from the vault to use as a replacement arm and teams up with SONG to stop his evil clone, because the world only has room for one HERO
Alright then, Lieur babysits DMJii while Chris and Ver team up to fight Carol and evil-Ver.
>Carol's dumb ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
Don't remind me. No tears now. Only Ver.
>Ver of two parallel dimensions each meet Carol and Genjuro and decide to team up with them, respectively
>SONG Ver starts building a LINKER vaccine for permanent effects and a giant robot to fight Leuir's little sister
>Carol Ver starts engorging himself in relics and alchemy until he becomes a new nephilim
I just started watching this series.
How is this nigga fucking punching a sword with just his fist? The ground fucking exploded too. Why isnt he fighting Noise?
>Ver and Chris team up to defeat Carol and Ver
Download Horriblesubs for S1 and G until H&D gets around to doing them, it's a less memetastic translation and apparently Crunchyroll used the BDs since it subbed those seasons after GX
Might as well remind us that topdad a shit.
Best at actually having character development and learning things.
Poor lost souls.
>Didn't choose to have sex with anyone
That's all that matters.
>The girl with documented trust issues and trouble opening up and being herself in front of other people is nervous on stage because of sexual arousal, and not because of stage fright and embarrassment
Let's not pretend to be that stupid.
My first post. Have another one. I like reading this discussion.
Don't lump us deviants in with the stupid ones
You're ACTUALLY taking an obvious joke post seriously and deciding "hey, I should have an argument about that."
You'd make Chris scoff, if she even acknowledged your existence.
>caps for emphasis
You can stop posting now. No one's laughing.
I never told a joke.
Though I can just let you go and that's a fair substitute.
>You're ACTUALLY taking an obvious joke
>I never told a joke.
But the girl you like best is the best girl
Stop sitting on the fence to try and appear mature or whatever, stick to your gunts
All this Chrisposting has diverted too much blood away from my brain to my
>Nonono, Chris calls cute idiots she cares about "idiot."
She calls Hibiki baka. She talks down on anyone she disagrees with in an incredibly rude and condescending manner.
>Anon's too dumb to hold her attention.
I thought it was already established that Chrisfags are all smart and fit and all around great people.
I'm only starting to get annoyed by what appears to be a faction of Chrisfags taking over the thread Also yes.
That's the point. The girl you like best being best is subjective. All the girls are equal, but are always trumped by your waifu. Subjective.
>She calls Hibiki baka. She talks down on anyone she disagrees with in an incredibly rude and condescending manner.
Yes, that is what I said.
>I thought it was already established that Chrisfags are all smart and fit and all around great people.
Not ones that pick out random posts obviously meant to not be a discussion and try to start a dick measuring contest over it. Those aren't Chrisfags. They're just Fags.
Are you guys just arguing for the sake of arguing or what?
>Do we have to whip out the dictionary again?
>Because there's a difference between something meant to provoke laughter and a witticism.
>Witticism: a clever or funny remark
>Funny: causing laughter
You can stop posting any time now.
>All girls are best girl
>But don't talk about that one it annoys me
>Yes, that is what I said.
Idiot is too strong for what she calls Hibiki. Baka is a playful nickname, not an insult like when she talks down on people.
>Not ones that pick out random posts obviously meant to not be a discussion
>lewdposting in /sgg/
>obviously not meant to be a discussion
>lewdposting in /sgg/
It wasn't even lewdposting. It was just a friendly reminder.
THIS is lewdposting.
>You'll never make Chris make those last two faces in the bottom right and center
We need to go lewder
>we actually make that sign
>every time it's brought up a new 300+ replies argument arises over what constitutes a pointless argument
>lewdposting in /sgg/
>obviously not meant to be a discussion
Which erogenous zone is the best to play with for each geah? Hard Mode: No Zenbu's zenbus or bikkibutt.
Zenbus are the only answer
>Hand holding and pressing chests together
Bikki a slut. A SLUT!
A slut with good taste, but still...
It's the guy that picks random arguments because he doesn't like small word choice, then has the general throw dictionaries at him as he selectively chooses the definitions the other people obviously didn't mean, then give a rating on the argument he started from nothing.
It's always fucking him.
Contain your lewdness, you ero-frontiers!
Let's find out
A friend calling a friend an idiot can't be playful?
Considering we're all dimensionally impaired I think we'd be fucked
Nothing can contain those things.
Arcade with Time Crisis 3. Challenge her to use both guns.
I refuse to be unfaithful so I guess I'm a dead man. Heiki hecchara.
>Sounds like you just like to argue about semantics and don't like dictionaries (or do like them, I can't really tell).
No, the guy in question is the one that likes to argue semantics and doesn't like dictionaries. He had an argument once with a bait biter posting definitions straight from multiple dictionaries and responded with "Eh, I don't like those. Try again."
>Gotta go to sleep
Story of my life.
I'd probably invite her to a rock concert or a classic music recital.
>But how long can we hold out?
Stop hesitating and just do it already!
Going lewder, that is. Objective is not stopping until Chris is red from ear to ear
>A friend calling a friend an idiot can't be playful?
It's quite a bit more harsh, especially for high school girls. Dummy is more playful.
>Arcade with Time Crisis 3. Challenge her to use both guns.
I think shooting range is a better option.
>It's quite a bit more harsh
Someone can't handle the bantz
I will, but that's to get her started. Then you tease her and say she can't dool weeld.
>I think shooting range is a better option.
But she can do that normally. I think video games would be interesting to a superhero as they restrict their abilities. Like, in Time Crisis, she no longer has her arsenal. Just the four weapons they give her. If I take her to a range and she gets bored, she's whipping out that necklace.
I'd rather get my head sliced because I remained faithful to the one I love rather than get sliced by the one I love.
I'm not going to keep going on with this argument, but I hope the conversation you're referring to isn't the one I'm thinking of, because I've seen several "discussions" here where people were quoting the dictionary completely incorrectly. Copy-pasting a definition that doesn't apply doesn't mean you cited the dictionary, especially when people here like to apply creative interpretation to definitions, like the guy here who just said that the definition of funny doesn't mean to make someone laugh.
I really gotta go now.
Stay classy, Chrisfags. Let's stay sharp for valentines, since that is when the ammount of Chris art seems to explode, I've been holding out on a lot of older art waiting for it.
>especially when people here like to apply creative interpretation to definitions, like the guy here who just said that the definition of funny doesn't mean to make someone laugh.
Two seconds in google also have a separate definition of funny mean "facetious", which doesn't incite laughter, but is just meant to not be taken seriously.
But seriously, get the fuck out.
>Shooting stars (Nagare boshi) can also be called as "Yobai boshi", which is also a term to describe "the act of a guy creeping into a girl's room in the middle of the night to have sex with her".
>Someone can't handle the bantz
Hibiki is a girl. Chris isn't going to go full bantz mode with a delicate little flower.
>But she can do that normally. I think video games would be interesting to a superhero as they restrict their abilities. Like, in Time Crisis, she no longer has her arsenal. Just the four weapons they give her. If I take her to a range and she gets bored, she's whipping out that necklace.
But a shooting range is restricting her as well, plus it's more impressive for showing off.
>But a shooting range is restricting her as well, plus it's more impressive for showing off.
I wouldn't say nearly as much, as she does the legit thing often. Half the fun is being shot back at, anyways.
But who knows?
>Ignore the main definition of a word and decide to apply a secondary definition arbitrarily while excluding the main one
>"Yeah, that other guy hates dictionaries"
Like I said, it's clear that you just like to argue semantics.
>You'll never cook Chris a nice dinner and watch as she manages to get half of it on her face
At least this time some people will have dakis to help cope
I probably won't since I haven't even ordered mine yet
>It's a lot easier to reload a video game gun than a real gun.
That doesn't mean anything, really. She might not enjoy reloading and just want to get straight to the bang part. Hell, Chris almost never reloads. She just makes more guns. It'd probably be more realistic to her to just tap a pedal to reload and maybe pretend she's spawning more guns instead of fuck around with some bulky thing.
>You complain about semantics, invent boogeymen about semantics, and then start making up your own.
Yeah, this isn't totally obvious. You just happened to pick this argument out of the blue.
>I haven't actually, as this will be my first and last time talking about semantics
See you tomorrow, when you try and tell someone that they meant the third definition of a word when they obviously meant the first, and that they're wrong for you choosing that third definition.
Hey come on, that doujin is only one of like two Chris ones that isn't shit
>Hell, Chris almost never reloads
That's what I was saying: real guns are more of a challenge than video games guns, so pulling it off with Finesse would be more impressive and a better chance for her to show off.
Besides, she reloads when it counts.
>real guns are more of a challenge than video games guns, so pulling it off with Finesse would be more impressive and a better chance for her to show off.
Then you wouldn't take her to a range. You'd just have her
do it at home.
If it's the style of it, make her play some Platiinum games while you let her spin a revolver with blanks in it.
>Then you wouldn't take her to a range.
If we're in America? Sure. If we're in Japan? The range is where it's going to be.
>If it's the style of it, make her play some Platiinum games while you let her spin a revolver with blanks in it.
I'd rather have her to a gun-slinger only run of DMC3 and 4.
>The range is where it's going to be.
You have to have more than that. You're taking her to a range just to have her reload guns.
>I'd rather have her to a gun-slinger only run of DMC3 and 4.
>denying her use of Gunslinger+Trickster
>not letting her touch Bayonetta, or play as Lady
Man, you gotta think big.