/lit/ humour

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this image isn't posted here often enough

>>7680098
more like /lit/ tumours because nothing in these threads are funny

>>7680098
PURE IDEOLOGY

*sniff*

>>7680106
this

MODS

>>>/wsg/941937

I know it's a repost, but reading this always makes me laugh.

>>7680128
>I hate fun.
End yourself autist.

>>7680098
PURE IDEOLOGY
*sniff*

I was in my teenage years and had become addicted to a game called rust. soon I would play for hours at a time and never have any friends over because they were all gone and all my friends were on the game with me. soon I found what came to be my favorite and least favorite server. at first I tried to build a base but was quickly killed by the common smirf clan nearby. I respawned only to die over and over again by new spawns. I soon learned there ways and acceled in it, I spent no time building and just killed spawns nearby all day for days on end it was extreme fun. of course I played other servers but none had I played so vividly. I became so good I joined a group that played rust all day and nothing else. soon my addiction had gotten me in trouble with the server admin and he told me that I was cheating and tried to ban me luckly I had hacker friends who could get me back in. soon on a crisp evening, I heard three loud knocks on the door. next thing I knew I could only hear a tinnng sound in my ear and only saw white. seconds after I hear over the sounds of the tingling that my door busted down. a deep said in a loud shout get on the floor and everybody walk the dinosaur.

PURE IDEOLOGY
*sniff*

>>7656749

>>7680184
That's actually really rather sweet, anon.
I would totally date you, or at least go for coffee.

>>7680194
The Superior Thread

>>7680184
That last line, lmao

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>>7680160
Always love seeing this. As a pure math major I end up frequently talking to people who love to talk about how great the world would be without Christianity

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>>7680184
>>"drunken master"-esque crouching autist style of hookup

top jej

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>tfw you know what Lovecraft knew and you were forced to burn his findings and can't tell anybody and you know you will die never knowing if you made the right choice

>>7680265
This just proves it. /lit/ doesn't care about literature. It just cares about hoarding books.

someone post the milton/marvell one pls

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Never 7get.

>>7680239
The conclusion is stupid, though.

>>7680283
what?

>>7680265
Damn, how can one not feel the physical need to step on a pure white virginal flower such as that and see it destroyed only to be deeply shaken afterwards?
I have this vision of this girl walking in on a porn set full of niggers with their dongs out wondering where the white woman at asking them what's going on with a heartwarming, friendly smile and if they've ever read anything by Charles Dickens. I will come only after every inch of her now expressionless face and hair are covered in their cum and silent tears run down her cheeks mixing in the cum, only then I will shot my load, starting to feel depressed immediately after the orgasm is gone.

I wish someday I'll be able to say thingslike these in public, censoring myself drives me insane.

>>7680239
Jesus Christ I need to change shit up. Most of these accurately described how I feel, and I'm not even a NEET.

>>7680265
God damn it, /lit/.

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>>7680239

65% relatable, and that's if i'm lying to myself.

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>>7680239
>>7680451

the better more relatable one

>>7680451
>>7680492
Honestly I prefer to be a pathetic weeaboo than this.

>>7680492
Yeah >>7680239 is more accurate for me.

>>7680338
It will never not be funny.

>>7680550

Is this 2006?

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Spook posting is the only good thing to come out of /lit/ and the Harry Potter pasta.

This is a /tv/ joke that some /tv/ guy on /lit/ made better.

You people have no sense of humor. This is probably because most of you here are from Tumblr, are Marxist/leftist/SJW. People are are so far up their own arse, so superficial and vain, that they have no real understanding of introspection which is the essence of humor.

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>>7680737

>>7680737
>most of you here are from Tumblr, are Marxist/leftist/SJW.


Do you actually post here? What board are you from?

>>7680098
http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=pure+ideology&t=1000&a=n

>>7680764
/lit/ was majority leftist until like 2012 going into early 2013

>>7680239
I don't understand how anyone can be this guy

>>7680856
That's because you are not an idiot.

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>>7680239
I relate more with this one Tbh.

>>7680737
>thinks that spook posts and Harry Potter pastas are the only comical thing to come out of /lit/
>randomly lashes out in butt frustrated manner at communists.
>Claims to know what is and isn't funny

Off to gulag with this one.

>>7680737
>You people have no sense of humor. This is probably because most of you here are from Tumblr, are Marxist/leftist/SJW.
Sorry about not thinking nigger, faggot and jew jokes are the pinnacle of humor.

>>7680098
"PURE IDEOLOGY"
*sniff*

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>>7680098

>>7680239
some of these are too relatable

>>7680239
>I wonder if I'm bisexual or just incredibly lonely.
Which do you think it is?

>>7680239
I am this person.

>>7680582
What the fuck is genre fiction.

Is it just exactly the same as lit, except it's just blindly copying the traits and worn narrative turns of others in its genre without trying to say anything itself?

Because I know that fantasy is meant to be genre fiction. But I also know that nothing inherent to fantasy makes it different to any other kind of book, other than the fact that those within it are supernatural/not of this Earth (you know what I mean). And that does not effect the quality of a work.

>>7680582
>I need to feel validated by some supposed inherent value of the novels I read
>novels
You're right, this is fucking comedy gold.
Don't even make me start on the metaphor's choice.

>>7680737
>baneposting
>comedy
How about you kill yourself?

>>7680451
>>7680492
>>7680239
>>7680916
>>7680990
These things are old, boring and the forced self insertions is just cringeworthy.

It's the kind of shit you see all the 16 year olds on /mu/ laughing at.

>>7681790
Not him, but i'm in the same position
never really felt any need to jack off to men, but people keep accusing me of being gay
so i think i'm just lonely, but i dunno