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/k/ edition

• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Mannerisms https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Bk0GbW8xgvTgQlheNG5uw
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

previously >>8835003
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1st for bullpups
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Xth for this is a bully free zone.
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You ever just wanna sleep in but you get woken up cuz u gotta poo?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13886454
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So much masculinity.
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>>8836437
where's the all of the above option?
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>>8836437
Looks like I win.
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>>8836419
Does it? My butt is the only thing I feel good about on my body
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>>8836436
>poop in the dream
>poop in real life
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>>8836437
Kissable lips
This is purely hypothetical btw
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Elanna likes kissing girls
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>>8836445
>richest country on earth
>strongest military on earth
>fertilest land on earth
>best chefs on earth
>prettiest girls on earth
>manliest boys on earth
>best entertainment on earth
>most millionaires on earth
>most billionaires on earth
>least muslims on earth

>fucked
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>>8836456
No homo
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How do I compete with this?
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bully edition
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>>8836459
education
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>>8836437
>no option for cute feet
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>>8836469
Wow rood.

>>8836467
No.
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>>8836464
You don't because life isn't a competition and you should be pursuing what makes you happy, not what makes you ~the best~
At least, if you wanna be the best at something, pick something that ain't as shallow and fleeting as your appearance.
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>>8836464
Try to make her deck out in a couple of turns. making her deck and graveyard exchange places in an early turn will totally screw her synergy.
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>>8836464
white girl nose
brow reduction
tooth gap fix
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>>8836476
t. ugly
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>>8836476
Hi Grace. I missed you.
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>>8836481
Howdy Maxy, what brings you here?
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>>8836486
I started getting bored and figured I should start tripping here. I'm getting better in terms of moods compared to three weeks ago.
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>>8836459
lol it's that hubris that has led to your downfall
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>>8836491
I understand I'm doing the same thing but you really should find something better to do than be here, lol. I'm glad your moods are getting better. <3
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I want to get plowed and 50k, what do
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>>8836496
>i make the site bad
>therefore the site is bad
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>>8836504
Braaaaaaap
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>>8836501
become a high class escort

wealthy chasers will pay thousands to eat sushi off your naked body
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>>8836496
Ikr! Idk I have friends to hang out but I'm never in the mood to do so. I'll just be a social recluse till I start presenting female. How's chu?
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>>8836511
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>>8836509
lana banana

>>8836491
lia lia lia
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>>8836515
that manga is so relatable and depressing.
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>>8836521
Welcome back to the land of the unbanned
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>>8836519
i don't know, that's pretty okay for mtfg standards.
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>>8836514
What's stopping you from presenting female? You're so dang cute already.
>>8836515
>tfw spoiling an older girl
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>>8836521
Phie Phie Phie!!! <3

My little beautiful princess.
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>>8836525
phien got banned???

>>8836528
>>tfw spoiling an older girl
you know, I'm not a fan or anything but sometimes I agree so much with you.
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>>8836528
Voice! And I need more clothes.
Soon tho!
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>>8836527
Am I okay for /mtfg/ standards?
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>>8836532
My voice was pretty bad when I started presenting, but that's how it got better, me using it all day every day. It better be soon, you don't need to boymode 5evar.
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>>8836531
Someone a few days ago was really banhappy for avatarfags
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>>8836525
thank you!!
it good to be back

>>8836530
my trusted slave <3

we just came back from getting groceries. its super cold and its raining permanently
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>>8836542
I miss my moogles..
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>>8836534
I once saw your lips, they were okay.
I mean, you have to see it as a stand alone value system based on the average between people who totally pass, those that are freaks regardless of gender, and the vast majority who barely tries.
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>>8836546
I miss mai waifu
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How the fuck do I draw this? Making a portfolio in case I ever decide to go to art school and y'know shows I haven't been jacking off to Chinese cartoons the past 5 years. I can't draw though. Maybe I'll just try drawing one blade.
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>>8836547
According to /mtfg/ "I don't put in any effort" yet they then come to me for makeup advice.
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>>8836519
>puru isnt from Australia and has a job in Brisbane despite being a tranny
sheen has to be an unpassing hon who puts no effort into life
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>>8836541
I actually started practicing and my voice was not bad at all, but then my mood took a dive. I'll do it tomorrow when I wake up tho, I swear.
>>8836545
:3 Tfw you kinda wish for cold and rainy weather when you have been sweating for 4 months straight. Also Tfw not going for groceries with Sophie, snatching goods that she needs for her palace and making her happy.
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>>8836556
weren't you scared to be seen by people and rarely went out while abusing prescription drugs or something?
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>>8836559
Hi lia i love you
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>tfw home alone on a friday night
ha ha sure is good to have my own space haha
I really do love having time to my self ha ha ha
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>>8836559
Hop to it! Practice is important and you need to be consistent with it!
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>>8836561
I live in a Shariah city remember.
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>>8836559
keep practicing you idiot
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>>8836563
Go out for the sake of going out. Go have a drink at a bar and see if you end up talking to anyone.
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>>8836436
Never. peeing tho. literally every night. never not woken up to needing to pee.
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Nobody here knows how to draw?
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>>8836556
you are projecting
that is what you say to sheen and nobody asks you for makeup advice
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>>8836567
>go to bar
>everyone is in tight circles of friends
Life isn't a Hollywood movie.
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>>8836437
Rockhard abs and big bepis?
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>>8836563
on the plus side, at least you look cute
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>>8836574
if anything europe is more open to people just going to a pub to drink and people watch.
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I though my gf bought me a rainbow ring

We just have the same ring size

Why rainbow though ._.
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>>8836563
Heh I'm doing the same.
I was going to drink but I decided against it.
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>>8836562
I love you too, random anon.
>>8836564
Yep! I'd already have managed voice if I didn't have so many breakdowns lol.
>>8836566
I'm trying! No booli!!!!!!! Q_Q
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>>8836582
It's a rainbow cuz ur a faget
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>>8836582
I can't possibly imagine why.
It's a mystery.
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>>8836579
Pubs are either full of weird old men you probably don't want to be friends with or hipsters who are in ther aforementioned tight friend circles and wouldn't talk to you anyway because "they're too cool for you"
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>>8836559
but its so cold ;_;
I just got a blanket

also pls make me happy, thatd be so nice
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>>8836584
I believe in the Lia!

>>8836582
she's trying to poison you

>>8836583
NO DRINKY
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>>8836585
:thinking:
>>8836588
I..can't figure it out either, but it's cute and I'm wearing it with my suit
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>>8836592
Maybe I can be your blanket tonight >:3
>>8836593
T- thank
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>>8836551
>tfw Elanna is always Kurisu in my dreams
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>>8836590
I feel like the problem here is you pre-emptively judging people and deciding you won't even give them a chance before you get to know them.
>>8836584
You can do it!
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>>8836556
How do I look big and black?
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>>8836597
She literally made steins gate unwatchably distractive
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>>8836596
OMG, are you sufficiently warm? :3
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>>8836594
>I..can't figure it out either, but it's cute and I'm wearing it with my suit
when are you going to start wearing womens suits?
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>>8836582
Are you 36?
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>>8836597
I should cosplay kurisu for Halloween this year y/n.
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>>8836582
is this still the gf that used to scream at you in public and call you a man or you moved on with that crap?
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>>8836607
you should cosplay kurisu for the entire year
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>>8836601
100% this
I kept picturing her as Elanna and since I knew more about banana than this character all her actions became out of character.
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>>8836584
>random anon
TFW she doesn't recognize you from your small post
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>>8836607
How originalé
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>>8836611
seconded
make 2018 kurisu year
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>>8836598
!!!!
>>8836603
My body is tho my limbs are almost always cold so I'll have to keep those away from u.
>>8836613
I'd prefer it I you had a trip on B) unless you don't use it for a reason then idk.
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>>8836604
When I hit 145 pounds
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>>8836607
yes
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>>8836617
>B) unless you don't use it for a reason then idk.
If i put my trip on then it causes drama so i dont usually. I don't even post on mtfg anymore i just came to see if a certain someone was ok.
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>>8836617
I guess we ll just hug superclosely under the blanked and warm each other ;-;
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>>8836611
I'm already a tsundere scientist though what's the difference
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>>8836627
Long red hair.
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>>8836627
the haircolour of course
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>>8836593
I won't, I'm sleeping soon.

>>8836594
It is cute but there just must be a reason.
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>>8836626
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>>8836627
things would make more sense
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>>8836634
"Only the Jew knew that by an able and persistent use of propaganda, heaven itself can be presented to the people as if it were hell and, vice versa, the most miserable kind of life can be presented as if it were paradise." ~ Mein Kampf, The Collapse of the Second Reich

"Hitler was right about almost everything" - Stanley Kubrick during the production of Eyes Wide Shut
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Well look what we have here folks, a buncha dirty no good nazees!
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>>8836638
he killed himself before achieving absolute success, he was a failure of a dictator.
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>>8836634
me irl
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>>8836625
HMMMMMMMMM
>>8836626
O- okay!
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>>8836628
>>8836630
Have unironically considered going red at some point. Auburn hair is dope

>>8836636
Tru
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>>8836647
YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IF YOU DO
DO NOT
I REPEAT
DO NOT
;_;

>>8836646
awww <3
the nicest
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>>8836645
do you want to become a real true dictator? I would be all for a tranny world order.

>>8836647
>Have unironically considered going red at some point.
comrade elanna
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>>8836646
You know who i am lia we just talked on discord like 2 days ago.

>>8836647
You would look cute in auburn
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>>8836647
Ye ye go red, it's great.

>>8836649
Wow so mean ;-;
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>>8836650
obviously. Id be happy af if I could kill people without consequences. its literally my wettest dream
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I have so many bad memories but I don't remember what they are I just remember that they exist and that they make me sad ;-;
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>>8836651
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ily2!
LET'S MAKE NON WHITE BABIES TOGETHER!!!!!
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>>8836647
too bad you cut your hair off like a baka before halloween
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>meet gfs brother
>hi I'm robin
>he's a big fan of fire emblem
>said he liked my name
>said he thought immediately when he saw me it was fitting because I'm fire emblem robin can be a boy or a girl

Yeah last night was interesting
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>>8836652
>ally is a red head

o.o
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>>8836654
do you think that if you were allowed to kill that would help with your social anxiety?

>>8836658
>thought immediately when he saw me it was fitting
I'm glad you had the right amount of space for his dick
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>>8836654
are you voting this year? if yes which party?
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>>8836667
didn't you say you had a thing for girls with red hair once?
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>>8836658
how was his dick?
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>>8836656
What did she mean by this
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>>8836668
yes. I think Id to great if I was allowed to stop fighting against the voices in my head

>>8836669
no. theres no party thats voteable.
also its effort and I am lazy
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>>8836654
jfc
>>8836658
but i know you as faye
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>>8836676
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>>8836671
SHUT UP
>>8836672
>>8836668
SHUUUUUTTTTT UPPPPPP

He's 6'10 he'd fucking kill me

Also I'm gay
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>>8836678
>but i know you as faye
tard meltdown incoming
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>>8836667
Ye ye, It's greeeeeat.
I thought everyone knew I did though?
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>>8836678
>>8836682
what did she mean by this
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>>8836685
Are you even sleeping like..at all? :C
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>>8836683
maybe he has a tiny dick. It doesn't correlate with heigh that much and, you know, he plays fire emblem.
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>>8836683
Wow I wish I was cute like her.
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>>8836691
I got less than an hour of sleep, it feels like my face is on fire.
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>>8836683
>SHUUUUUTTTTT UPPPPPP
no
>He's 6'10 he'd fucking kill me
is this why you bought a buttplug kit?
>Also I'm gay
but you call yourself a boy all the time
send him this image
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>>8836691
I can't, idk why, i can't sleep when I'm sad, which is most of the time.
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>>8836657
Uhh, how is that a bad thing? Makes wearing a wig easier, I wouldn't have cut it to look like an anime.

>>8836649
I have no soul I'm a tranny

>>8836651
R-really?
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>>8836701
>I have no soul I'm a tranny

but you have 2 hearts instead
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>>8836703
*two buttholes
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>>8836683
Wew.
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Damn people I started hrt like eight months ago, and must have hit the genetic lottery. The last time I got misgendered was a month ago and they apologised when I turned around. anyone wondering if it's a genes thing or a ethnicity thing it's totally a genes thing. When your Endo says it depends on genetics they mean your bodies receptiveness to hrt not your starting image. I'm a 6'1" Nord with wider shoulders than I'd like but not unseemly. Hid your shoulders and pronounce your tits by having a confident posture and arched back, pulling your shoulder blades together. Grow your hair out, if you don't like tranny bangs get a mohawk or undercut and train your hair kinda forward/down. Wear girly cloths and work on your voice, speaking with your voice on your top lip and articulating up at the end of a breath. You can totally pass well, if not flawlessly, with a little anti androgens and a lot of work. Also stop the Spiro hate, most doctors will double your dose if you ask. You are all so incredible and can do the thing.
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>>8836674
See pic attached.
>>8836683
tfw no 6'10" daddy bf showing me who's the boss.
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>>8836703
No I not

>>8836706
My heart is my butt hole.
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>>8836706
semantics
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>>8836715
>No I not

yes u do
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And another day of chain smoking & self loathing
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>>8836714
>>8836707
>>8836698
Y'all need jesus
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>>8836725
w-what do you think about when you use your new toys?
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>>8836729
Jesus, obviously
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>>8836711
Gonna need a pic
>>8836722
Enjoy your cancer!
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>>8836725
Y'all need your sisters bf's dicc
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>>8836725
you have a gf tho i got nothing but an empty bed ;~;
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>>8836733
>meth head talking down on cigarettes
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>>8836417
First for molot factory goodness
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>>8836721
One's a boy heart and ones a girl heart?
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>>8836731
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>>8836742
Coke head*
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>>8836740
could bring your bed here tho
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>>8836740
Why not get someone
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>>8836750
sorta. I am trying to imply that one of them is mine
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>>8836707
I am ugly now valq drew broke my jaw

Not even joking
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>>8836755
OwO *donates bed to sophie for the greatest cause and jumps on it*
>>8836756
Because i'm a disgusting tranny and i live in a conservative place.
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>>8836757
O-oh
Mines the boy heart then
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>>8836760
with your face swollen like that you look like sheen
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I post ONE fucking moogle and I get a warning.
This is getting out of hand.

>>8836756
I-is it really that easy?
I don't think it is..
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>>8836766
Its so bad i can't shave it idk what to do
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>>8836767
>I post ONE fucking moogle and I get a warning.
maybe someone anonymously snitched
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>>8836767
E..easier then you think kupo
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>>8836765
nono
thats the wrong way around

>>8836761
OMG <3
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Hey /mtfg/, easy on the hrt.
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>>8836778
>Tfw had lewd with gf this morning
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>>8836774
I wonder who..

>>8836775
I hope so.

I sleep now, goodnight all.
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>>8836792
degeneracy
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>>8836796
>I wonder who..
i'm just speaking hypothetically, of course

also, sleep tight
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>>8836760
H-how?
Emergency ffs? Lol
>>
Fellow agps please help. I'm in mid 20ies and in a relationship. Agp is basis for sexuality since forever but i was still able to function as normal straight man. In last two years my dysphoria grow and I hate using my dick now. What can I do. Help please
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Friendly reminder never to buy AMD processors.
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>>8836725
Them toys are gonna make you more bi.
Congrats
>>
>>8836792
that pic is stupid, the comedic timing and style is completely different. it's like saying bojack horseman is simpsons with hollywood narcissism. Or Game of Thrones is The Simpsons with rape and intrigue.
>>
I prefer water injected chicken desu. It's still cheaper than anything else, and it's simply more filling
>>
>>8836761
Tranny oh tranny a rose by any other name would smell as sweet

Call yourself a boy
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>>8836804
We were sparring with my training knives vs him using a shinai (wooden sword) and I threw both my knives hard and fast (pic related) after his first swing clipped my ear and he just like.... hulked out and broke it across my jaw >.o
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>>8836806
shocker
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>>8836801
Shhh Sophie

>>8836810
>critiquing the meme
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>>8836818
Remaining shinai and the rubber practice knives

Still have a concussion lol
>>
>>8836818
so you were too busy mucking about with your kitchen knives instead of making him a sandwich and he put you in your place?
>>
>>8836820
I'm amazed they're still in business, they're not even cheaper anymore.
>>
>>8836822
>critiquing the meme
yeah memes can still be critiqued when they're a vessel for shit opinions.
go transition.
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>>8836778
No it's not
...sometimes I worry I have the sexuality of a straight boy
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>>8836833
>t. rick sanchez
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>>8836834
Just accept being part of the bi master race
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>>8836836
I don't even like rick and morty that much.
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>>8836834
I am not sure straight boys would like me tho
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>>8836833
Honestly justin roilanda early works were far better

Case and point:
https://youtu.be/zEpztGPabi4
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>>8836828
Yeah more or less.

Would've preferred a sound spanking
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>>8836805
Anyone? :(
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>>8836846
t. Someone with a straight boyfriend
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>tfw can't afford Intel Xeon
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>>8836848
again, my point isn't that rick and morty is good, my point is that the joke is faulty, it's just a bad premise, cause that doesn't describe rick and morty at all, regardless of quality.
>>
>>8836858
>not buying AMD right meow
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>>8836809
Girls can wear strap ons
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>>8836856
OH
right
I forgot about that part
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>>8836858
I have 2 nehalem xeons on a dual slot supermicro board.

1500 for the whole server
>>
>>8836858
>being poor
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>>8836829
I had three AMD CPUs fry in a row in the early 00s, last one fried the mobo too. Haven't bought anything from them since.
>>
>>8836863
What processor do you use for your simulations? You're graduate level, surely you aren't using AMD trash.
>>8836870
My AMD graphics card fried too.
>>8836867
What do you do with this?
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>>8836868
>not being poor and living in mommies basement until you can come out as a qt girl
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>>8836864
Gay boys take it in the butt.
>>8836818
You should really consider not fighting boys anymore.
You need a doctorrr
>>
Why is mtfg filled with anime girls that love technology?

Why don't cis girls into technology?
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>>8836882
This is the way
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>>8836865
It therefore follows that I'm a confused straight boy that fell for the trans meme

>>8836879
Wut? AMD has the best bang for your buck workstation CPUs on the market right now. I'm building a system around a threadripper 1920X this weekend.
Absolutely nothing from team blue has that kind of multithreaded CPU bound performance for the money.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgf1fSnf-s
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>>8836856
For two straight girls you both sure have a lot of /u/
>>
>>8836888
we are shut ins
>>
>>8836888
Because trannies are boys inside.
>>
I wish i had a femboi bf that is into small penis humiliation and will laugh at my 4 inch penis
>>
>>8836879
>not knowing amds are made for workstations task loads and intel is made for people to masterbate to photoshop and gaming benchmarks
>>
>>8836888
we're all autists that cant socialize with other people so we build PCS and delude ourselves into thinking that we'll be social if we were girls instead
>>
>>8836895
I'm a boy outside
>>8836898
That's all I could fit rn, and don't worry I'll help you get on estrogen so your penis will fit the rest of you
>>
>>8836903
>I'm a boy outside
yeah but thats not even skin deep
>>
>>8836903
Keep going faye uwu
I wish i was on estro
>>
>>8836893
I'm just a faggot on multiple levels.
>>
>>8836907
I'll laugh at your pener and then stroke your hair while injecting your first dose when you start crying about it and admit you're a girl to me
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>>8836908
Understatement of the century
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why won't mummy buy me a new computer waaah!
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>>8836905
I am the very model of a modern alpha male
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>>8836918
Mummy says get a job
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>>8836910
Can i call you mommy?

Bully me fayeeeee
Im a girlll
>>
>>8836888
I'm tranny and I'm not into technology or anime. I'm into soccer though.
>>
>>8836918
>she doesn't have enough pretty princess points
point and laugh everybody!
>>
>>8836919
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>>8836919
WHY ARE YOU SO QT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS NOT FAIR
>>
>>8836931
You need to stop, bullying is not supposed to be real bullying about things I'm vulnerable to
>>8836923
Only if you take your good girl pills
>>
>>8836937
Trip on, Ally
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>>8836879
I was using it to coordinate btc mining stacks at my cyber cafe
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It's like this playlist was made for me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wCkW3IyiNg
>>8836946
I thought so.
>>
>>8836940
Im going to fap to you..i never was into you before or ever but i love a good mommy humiliator uwu
>>
>>8836887
I went to the ER and set my jaw and gave me meds. Got a concussion

I wish you and I could spar without my fiancee going crazy just cuz you're cute
>>
>>8836965
Whenever someone is mean to me on /mtfg/, I fap to them while imagining I'm sexually dominating them. Makes me feel like I have control of the situation again.
>>
>>8836940
>You need to stop, bullying is not supposed to be real bullying about things I'm vulnerable to
I could go back to bullying you about your attraction to your gfs brother
that's not real so its fine right
>>
>>8836767
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global
>>
>>8836977
trip on sheen
>>
>>8836977
I don't understand people that can get off to dom stuff
>>
>>8836977
Hello !gayfer
>>
>>8836986
>being mean to sheen
kys uwu
>>
>>8836937
Are you jealous or do you want to kiss me
>>
>>8836977
I just want a tranny to bully my penis. Im a ttansgorl also
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>>8836893
whats a /u/

>>8836891
maybe I can be the meme you fall for tonight?
>>
UK folks- What's everyone's opinions here on GenderGP, anyone used them? I've been self-medding progy and cypro for 23 months now but can't find a GP who will do a bridging prescription or even regular blood tests and the cost is racking up + my prolactin levels were ridiculous last time I checked.

My main concerns are
-They seem to only prescribe Fina as an AA when even spiro wasn't strong enough for me, it needs to be cypro or something NHS-fancy, nobody seems bothered by this in reviews but they might be noobs who don't know better? Please tell me they're able to prescribe cypro if you're firm
-I've seen people say they were required to store sperm by GenderGP before being allowed a prescription; would they still do this at 2 years on cypro? I really wouldn't be able to bear coming off HRT when I'm not stable enough for kids anyway (serious physical health issues, would not be able to parent)
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Daily reminder that bisexuality isnt real and is the first ever tumblr meme sexuality.


Daily reminder that if you are a bisexual tranny you are actually a failed straight male using men to validate your insanity.

Daily reminder that you WILL in fact go back to women at some point or some other failed male tranny/femboi (same thing really)

Reminder that you are all killing yourselves testing out pills that couldnt cure cancer and NEGATIVE side effects were boob growth etc

Daily reminder that you are all using your bodies as guinea pigs to look like a freak of nature


Reminder that after 25 you will look like a used tampon thats been reused over and over and your skin is wrinkly amd not your chasers which are failed straights and pedophiles will want you

Reminder that your only hobby is dressing like a faggot online amd wavimg your tranny cock for any sort of validation since your parents never loved any of you............
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>>8836999
I just want a few cis or trans girls to pin me down and cut off my testicles with pic related and then maybe trample me to death while I bleed out.
>>
filters are great
>>
>>8837020
filter me, mommy
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My hips have grown too much and now when I lie on my side it's like my upper body is laying at a steep decline, how do I fix this?
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>>8837008
>What's a /u/
It (you)
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>>8837011
It's not a real gender clinic, all she does is hand out online prescriptions, no blood tests or anything. I also heard she's hard to get hold of. Just self med.
>>
>>8837015
>not marrying your perfect match because they have the same genitals as you
>>
>>8837019
would you pay for that?
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so I went out with the doggo wearing my boyfriends clothes.
Im unclear if that means I was boymoding (for the first time in almost 5 years) OR if I was crossdressing?
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>>8837025
Use pillows and folded blankets to support your upper body, essentially making an indentation for your hips.

>jelly af
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>>8837037
>responding to diaper

Starting to turn purple along my jaw line
>>
>>8837037
>wanting someone with the same genitals as you
>>
>>8837046
oh oops wrong thread. thanks anyways
>>
>>8837052
daruniafag isn't puffy, retard
>breaking a shinai
only thing worse than a pityposter is a lying pityposter
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>>8837040
Probably.

>tfw retarded face now

I swear if it heals lopsided I'm killing myself
>>
>>8837062
Good, and take your cowhoop with you.
>>
>>8837041
It's not crossdressing if you're a boy
>>
>>8837060
>>8837046
no wait this is the right thread, it was the other thread that was the wrong thread. baka
>>
Hello.

When did you realize that you wanted to be female?
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>>8837061
Lol, you don't think bamboo shinai break? Theres a reason they come in 2 packs for 25 dollars

If it was a bokken id be dead

>yeah im totally not on an assload of pks with a fucked up jaw
>>
>>8837074
I realized I wasn't male at 7
>>
>>8837074
when I realized the difference between men and women desu
>>
>>8837074
I believe it was shortly after watching my first anime...
>>
>>8837081
>>8837084
Details?
>>
Can somebody with a powerful computer help me out? it's just a few simple commands to input nothing complicated.
>>
>>8837070
but am I a boy?

>>8837031
OMG
>>
>>8837074
When i was 17, but i started crossdressing and liked to be called a girl when I was 3
>>
>>8837081
>28 years ago
What have you done in that time Faye?
>>
>>8837015
I want Rock Man to destroy my rectum
>>
>>8837089
It was actually while I was like 5-6 and there was this show about trannies on TV and I saw how freaky the hons were on TV and I realized I was stuck as a man and it hurt me and I guess the introspection kinda sorta was when it entered my mind. I guess that's why I hate low-effort hons too, cause they literally crushed my hopes and dreams at the outset in the moments where I could have been an early transitioner.
>>
>>8837089
Well I hated being around boys, they fought and broke stuff and were mean like a pack of dogs and I loved being in ballet and art class after school, lived for it, but then at 7 I was gender policed hard and beaten for talking with my hands or being emotional to try to man me up and just completely knew that no man really represented me as a person but saw myself and who I wanted to be in most girls
>>
>>8837097
Changed my name, changed my gender, changed my hormones, surgeries my voice, learned basic makeup, took a shit ton of dance and yoga class to lean my muscles out, and dated a few lesbians
>>
>>8837074
grade 4 and then repressed like crazy due to being shamed by family and school mates for being effeminate and overly emotional
>>
>>8837108
You changed it to an andro name
>>
>>8837113
>tfw just had a few AGP fantasies at age 14, absolutely nothing else feminine about me growing up besides being quiet and preferring to hang out with girls
How were you all flamers at 8? I didn't even know or care about gender or sexback then.
>>
>>8837116
I'm sorry my best transgf who I love with all my heart named me spontaneously one day and you don't like it
>>
>>8836464

Daaaamn that's a good composition. Framing, street angle, and a hidden waist to make the legs seem longer. Posing to bring up a couple of common attractiveness triggers. Those clothes are amazing, too.
>>
>>8837126
I never said I didn't like it, I'm saying if that's your only proof of transition in nearly 30 years then it's not much.
>>
This place have a discord?
>>
>>8837121
some of my earliest memories are being shamed by my dad for being too emotional and being told to man up, even as young as 6 or 7
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What's the secret to wide hips without mentioning predeterministic factors
>>
>>8837127
It's a model what do you expect?
>>
>>8837105
How much do you hate them?
>>
>>8837128
You're extremely autistic
>>
>>8837135
like 8/10? I don't hate the ones that can't help it. I hate the ones that are loud and proud about having beards and stuff like that. They're super harmful to early trans.
>>
>>8837133
Those ratios look a little off.
>>
>>8837131
There are a few discords. I know that Fincool has one, Spicey has one, and ember has one.
>>
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>>8837144
I want my ratios to be a little off
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>>8837132
My dad did that when I was 13.
>>8837140
Hey I'm just making an observation, it's not like I'm mch better.
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NEW BENCHPRESS PR
>>
C'mon someone help me out I need these last 2 values, it will only take 5 minutes.
>>
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>tfw you've started lying about your age on 4chan because you feel disgusting being 24
it's only gonna get worse isn't it
>>
>>8837149
Did you try losing weight and then putting it back on again for that sweet feminine fat redistribution?
>>
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>>8837159
Yep. 25 here.
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>tfw gained weight
>>
>>8837165
maybe I should. does that actually work tho? shouldn't it readjust automatically? I've heard mixed opinions
>>
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>>8837095
>OMG
Yes, my child?
>>
https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/education/school-lined-children-rain-check-supermarket-uniform/

man, living in a Soviet-era authoritarian state sure is fun
>>
>>8837178
>tfw gained 4 kilograms in 4 months
>tfw can't stop stress eating
i'd hug you, but my giant fat gut would probably get in the way
>>
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>>8837193
anon, please mommy me
>>
>>8837199
It's okay, mine would too
>>
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Daily reminder that bisexuality isnt real and is the first ever tumblr meme sexuality.


Daily reminder that if you are a bisexual tranny you are actually a failed straight male using men to validate your insanity.

Daily reminder that you WILL in fact go back to women at some point or some other failed male tranny/femboi (same thing really)

Reminder that you are all killing yourselves testing out pills that couldnt cure cancer and NEGATIVE side effects were boob growth etc

Daily reminder that you are all using your bodies as guinea pigs to look like a freak of nature


Reminder that after 25 you will look like a used tampon thats been reused over and over and your skin is wrinkly amd not your chasers which are failed straights and pedophiles will want you

Reminder that your only hobby is dressing like a faggot online amd wavimg your tranny cock for any sort of validation since your parents never loved any of you..
>>
>>8837150
We are not the same thing, you elevate yourself to a meme of who I am
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>>8837201
Gross
I'm a boy
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>>8837214
daddy me anon~
>>
>>8837194
Socialism is good though

This is socialism
>>
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>>8837220
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>>8836976
Sweetheart, id break your face as well.
Im too strong for fighting with women.
And ive an iron deisel powered ice-breaker jaw.
Ill just stab yor forehead with that and itll all be over.
Is she still freaking out about me?
>>
I need just someone to hug me and tell me its gonna be ok :(
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>>8837228
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>>8837220
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>>8837230
We are all skrewed aren't we?
>>
>>8837159
>tfw you're getting to the age where you're starting to take a sort of perverse pride in being a loser and a virgin at such an old age
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>>8837235
yes.
>>
>>8837232
scandinavia is socialist, they're alright
>>
>>8837242
R just join some war lol
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>>8837246
I dont think they accept insane trannies in any army
>>
>>8837249
Maybe they'll put you in a comfort battalion.

You'll be put in a brothel somewhere and forced to service to soldiers for the duration of the war.
>>
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The culprit is back to hang out.
>>
Fuck is it lonely (and a bit creepy) ERP-ing hour?
>>
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>>8837254
that sounds great tebeha
Ive a thing for uniforms
>>
>>8837256
He would make an ugly woman.
>>8837257
6am-9pm pst
>>
>>8837254
Yeah but not a lot of people in the armed forces are gay, contrary to popular belief.
>>
>>8837265
I dunno about that, everyone here who served in the army turned out gay.
>>
My shirt is wet from cry :(
Goodnight I think
>>
>>8837275
Hey, those are the same as my boobs.
Except those are twice as big :(
>>
>>8837220
>tell parents they are only allowed to buy uniform from one more expensive mall store and not from local supermarkets etc., penalise the poorest students (in one of the poorest cities in the country) by putting them in solitary isolation for up to two weeks of schooldays including lunchtimes
>this is socialism
>not cryptofascism
it has elements of Stalinism I agree, like I said, it feels like we're living in a post-Soviet state like Uzbekistan or something, but it's things that are found in both far left and far right regimes for reasons of authoritarianism rather than any partisan element
>>
>>8837271
I'm not fuckig gay mate
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>>8837262
He says let me know when you need those medicines and herbs and he will take care of you btw hun
>>
I finally got a result, no thanks to /mtfg/
>>
Let me try again :(

Fellow agps please help. I'm in mid 20ies and in a relationship. Agp is basis for sexuality since forever but i was still able to function as normal straight man. In last two years my dysphoria grow and I hate using my dick now. What can I do. Help please
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>>8837316
either stop giving into your degenerate desires, or transition.
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>>8837317
What is degeneracy exactly?
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>>8837320
everything I dont like I consider degenerate
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Sitting in the cleanroom is so gay
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>>8837324
you like it that much?
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>>8837323
I'm the opposite, everything I like is degenerate.

It's hotter that way.
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>>8837326
Ree I'm not gay
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>>8837323
The classic definition, I like it.
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>>8837218
Delete this
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>>8837328
its okay, Ill just smash your lips repeatedly, with my lips, softly, because I like you, until you change your mind
no homo tho

>>8837327
thats a weird fetish

>>8837336
I knew youd appreciate it

>>8837338
nevar
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>>8837312
>hon
I need a can of kerosene and a lit cigar all over all of my body rn
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>>8837317
Very moment I stop giving it into degenerate desires and fantasies with fapping dysphoria struck harder
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>>8837341
Stop making me feel funny things.
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>German gf shows me favorite book ever
>sci-fi book about cloning hitler to start the fourth Reich

Dropped
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>>8837356
>>8837341
Y'all gay as fuck
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>>8837368
no we re not. I said no homo, so it doesnt count

>>8837356
sorry, I am just trying to make your uniday more entertaining~
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>>8837316
Stop being such a fag?

>>8837368
No they are transbian.
Biiiig difference.
>>
>>8837356
I like straight elanna better
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>>8837372
>stuck in cleanroom
>trying to focus on chemistry
>a qt starts putting incredibly gay images into my head
>still need to focus on chemistry while having confusing gay feelings at the back of mind
Look what you've done
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>probably going to die in the hurricane since i live near the tampa bay area
b-bye friends
>>
>>8837379
I can'ttt.
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>>8837382
Is it any worse than stocking shelves with gay thoughts in your head
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>>8837382
I am making it a challenge for you. everyone knows that PURE chemistry is too easy for you
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>>8837345
Shhh stop being a brat im in bad pain :(
>>
>>8837384
Florida is the only US state I've ever visited so my entire view of the country is based on that place circa 1999. Lots of fat blacks, lots of big Buicks, lots of heat.
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>>8837391
Yeah because this time round I actually care about the work I'm doing.

>>8837393
You're trying to turn me gay baka
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>>8837402
i don't live near black people or rednecks
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>>8837403
wait, I thought that happened a long time ago
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>>8837403
More focused on chemistry rather than turning your boy co-worker into a girl co-worker this time round eh?
>>
>>8837406
I can still fight it off
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>>8837409
wait, so you want to fight?
I am not sure youd have a chance because I dont play fair
>>
>>8837403
>I actually care about the work I'm doing
That's why you are shitposting while trying to put in some work. That's a weird dedication.
>>
>>8837404
Don't lie to me, my entire 6 weeks there I only saw one white person.
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>>8837416
i don't believe that
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>>8837420
There are no white people in Florida I'm sorry.
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>>8837412
I wanna get a bf and I can't do that when I'm chasing after cute girls now can I?

>>8837408
Maybe

>>8837413
I'm waiting for my silicon to cool down, this shit is very slow paced at times
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>>8837424
i-i'm white
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>>8837425
oh...
maybe I could chase you for change?
>>
>>8837408
You'd look cute in a pair of those socks, CC :3
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>>8837426
>mfw London is whiter than Florida
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>>8837425
You know one of my friends going to school is pretty feminine, that might solve your dilemma

>>8837426
>Flawduh
>White
Okay Jose
>>
>>8837432
delet this now your anecdotal experience is wrong!!!!!!!!!!
>>
Fuck I'm ugly : <
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>>8837430
You're making it very hard to stay straight

>>8837433
Guarantee they're too young
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>>8837438
They're 19 but I'm sure that's low-key your thing

>>8837431
DELET
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>>8837438
but you always knew you could count on me when it came to this, I hope
>>
>>8837284
They are free to take their kids to another school

>>8837304
>said the person who squealed in joy when their buttplug slide inside
>>
>>8837433
I don't remember myself but my mum said that the locals referred to Disney as "Din'ney" and she laughed her ass off
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Woke up to a stabbing pain in my chest this morning and thought my lung collapsed again.

Turns out it was just my boobs.
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>>8837445
>Faye squealing
>not groaning like a bear
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>>8837443
I mean I'm aware of the fact that you're basically a professional tease and that I'm your favourite target.
>>
>>8837451
>>8837445
It was more like moaned like daddies little whore
>>
>>8837451
not after the surgery lol
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>>8837455
that is true, but maybe its only half the story
maybe we should have a serious conversation about this at some point
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>go to pharmacy to pick up hrt
>"have you used all of these before?"
>mention I'm just starting the progesterone for the first time
>"so this is for the abnormal bleeding. It's this an ongoing thing?"
>really confused but say yeah since I've been on the estradiol for almost 1.5yrs
>"ah okay. Good luck, girl"
>check the uses of prog when I get back home
>"abnormal bleeding of the uterus"
>almost cry because tfw no uterus
I don't know if he was mega-hugboxing me or what
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>>8837461
Perhaps we need to discuss this at some point then. As bad as it is to say though I probably won't have a solid block of time to do so until Sunday.
>>
>>8837463
>"ah okay. Good luck, girl"
>girl not ma'am
how unprofessional
>>
>>8837461
what did she mean by this?
>>
>>8837463
I told you you pass.
>>
>>8837474
M-my pharmacist calls me girly now.
After like 20 minutes of assuming i was my own wife and finally understanding why the marker was male and why i kept referring to myself in converation once she read the prescriptions.
>have a good one, girly~<3
>>
>girl in office complaining someone called her beautiful
>called him a creeper
>meanwhile I look like autistic boy

;-;
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>>8836826
dude throw away those stupid sperg knives and get a real hobby, maybe even one that turns a profit. jesus christ wtf if this wasn't a wake up call..
>>
>>8837490
>throw away fitness equipment its dumb
>>
>>8837446
normal people in florida don't do this delete that immediately
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>>8837486
>tfw pharmacist calls me "brother"
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>>8837478
I didn't even shave this morning and my hair hadn't even dried from the shower yet
;-;
Maybe this is why the trans services lady asked if I was stealth back in college bc I told her I wasn't out
I guess it's a good thing my mom is gonna take me out to get a manicure and find a stylist down in hillcrest that won't feel weird giving me a feminine styling
Also I found out where I got my wide shoulders from while talking to her. Apparently like every woman on her side of the family was built like a fucking tank
>>8837474
Idk everyone I met with at the IC clinic was super casual
>>
>>8837486
Mine yesterday asked me "how are you doing" I sighed and said "eh. I'm surviving" she got all quiet and was like "it must be a lot" and I just didnt answer.
>>
>>8837496
fucking knives? in 2017 we have equipment that works for fitness that doesn't involve throwing a knife like a full on sperg and calling it fitness.
>>
>>8837504
have you even considered laser hair removal or electrolysis?
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>>8837504
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>>8837515
Once I start getting paid this month I'm going to go get laser
Hard to get it when you're a broke neet desu
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>>8837523
how are you going to get paid if you're a neet?
why are you a neet? i was homeless living at a homeless shelter when i was 22 years old. i got on my feet and now i have roommates and go to college, and have a part time job, it's not that expensive if you set a budget. if you don't know how to do any of those things maybe you should see if you can find a counselor that your insurance covers to help you set up a plan of action. if you dont have insurance, apply for state insurance, it's free if you have low or no income. tl:dr start getting your life in gear, there are other goals out there besides transitioning that you need to do in order to thrive.
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>>8837530
She's a CS grad looking for a job.
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>>8837532
cs grad isn't a neet
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>>8837503
"Your usual doctor has left and since your lifestyle is one I disagree with I am cancelling your prescription"
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>>8837503
>pharmacist is a cool indian guy who calls me "boss"
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>>8837530
I'm working with a job placement company for something temporary while I finish a cert so I can do network installations for the Navy
I guess calling myself a neet was incorrect, sorry
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>>8837534
you can be if you aren't doing anything while looking for work
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>>8837473
>>8837473
its alright, I didnt intend to have that conversation too soon anyway. Ive had a pretty bad streak recently of making the wrong decisions, probably should find my mojo first.
>>
>>8837538
My favourite is "big man"
>>8837539
>Installing networks for Israel
>>
>>8837548
hey if they pay me nice shekels i'm willing to be a good goy
>>
>>8837544
Ok, sorry to add more stress ;-;
I should run though class is starting, bye for now.
>>
>>8837544
so what its like having a bf? asking for a friend
>>
>>8837548
>My favourite is "big man"
I don't know that feel.
>>
>>8837506
Sparring....
Not throwing
Avoiding being stabbed with a friend...
And stabbing your friends
>>8837503
*fistbump*
Because youre in the closet
>>8837505
See, normal ppl have capacity to feel tranner empathy
>>
>>8837556
I couldn't post the image of the frog with the gun in his mouth because of the image limit.
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>Doctor is a Saffer
>Calls me bruder
Based
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>>8837552
goof luck! :3

>>8837555
it depends on the bf, mine treats me very well and helps me with basically everything. hes always there (does schoolstuff from home) and basically babysits me 24/7
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>>8837548
>Installing networks for Israel
Israel removes kebab though. I don't see any drawbacks here.
>>
>>8837557
you're the type of person who would put your hand on a hot stove and get mad at the stove
>>
>>8837557
https://www.autismspeaks.org/what-autism/asperger-syndrome
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>>8837477
what are you implying anon
>>
>>8837582
>>8837576
>martial arts are for autists
>hormones are for autists
>mtfg is for autists
Its like y'all have never met me irl.
Imma heartbreaker, sorry
>>
>>8837608
never said any of those things were for people with Asperger syndrome. that link was specifically for "Clarecrow" and you both. although awareness is good for anyone, really.
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>>8837635

>>8837635

>>8837635
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