>it's an Allie makes another anime girl edition edition
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previously on /mtfg/ >>8833466
>>8835003
Kill me off already, producers
>>8835003
Henlo!
>>8834903
>>8834945
She's pretty needy, but shes a cutie.
>>8834980
w-what are tranny bangs
>>8835008
sorry
>>8835026
Henlo buddi!
>>8835029
We posting cattos now?
>>8835030
Bangs typically used to hide 5head or fucked hairline.
What did you do in your last life that was so awful that you deserved this life? (changed pic so anon doesn't feel bad)
that's like $400 in ram? how much this build going to cost?
Why the heck is your ram rgb?
>>8835036
Cats!
>>8835009
>Victoria woman murdered, killer hailed as hero
>>8835036
oh I guess I have tranny bangs then...
>>8835038
told an agp she shouldn't transition
>>8835055
seems like karma overreacted
:b
whom want to give me a place to live and a job in america ty
pls save me from nightmare existence
>>8835036
Works for me!
>>8835039
In total it's about 4 grand.
>>8835048
Why not? It was like 10 dollars more and it will look pretty in my case with the RGB AIO
tfw no kayla gf
>>8835068
why would u want that
>>8835067
>Why not?
it's tacky
>>8835065
you can come live with me in australia if you want
>>8835067
inb4 the RGBs are arranged into a Trans flag
>>8835068
>wanting to date kayla
>not wanting to be her
>>8835081
why would u want that
Emma is a heinous poster who has done the following. (that has been publically posted about, there could be more of this type of behavior in private)
>made a girl commit suicide (admitted by Emma, search for "suicide" and her tripcode on the archive)
>let a girl get raped and then wouldn't let her stay a day later so she could get home (admitted and confirmed 4 threads ago)
>broke multiple people mentally and tried to make them reliant on her (this is what doms do)
>made multiple girls cut her name into themselves (search the archive for "cut" and "emma" in the text box and filename)
>raped a girl (no proof for this yet but many anons have spoken about it, defending rapists and shaming those who have been raped is terrible)
NEW INFORMATION:
>pressured a girl to strip naked on Discord under the threat of being banned and humiliated (PIC RELATED)
>catfishes people into relationships and then threatens them with suicide if they don't do anything she wants (search for "Emma suicide" on the archive for proof)
>had a mental breakdown and made tons of posts full of fake apologies so she wouldn't be called out for making people commit suicide http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/8689734/#8690686
>said she would never come back and would be nice to everyone (in link above)
>came back in under a month and went back to her old habits (search for her on the archive)
If you have any stories to share of this vicious "person" please share them and do your part to get her to leave for good.
>>8835083
cause she made it?
Friendship ended with Haribu
Now Ally is my best friend
>>8835068
>>8835081
>>8835076
I can turn it off if I get tired of it. 2017 is the year of RGB, don't you want my build to be current?
If the case has a window shiny flashy things are bae.
>>8835080
Oh shit I never thought of that.
>>8835091
>I never thought of that
Please god don't let me be responsible for this
>>8835057
it does?
>>8835091
>2017 is the year of RGB
2017 has terrible taste in electronics
>>8835106
oh you're a kiwi? neato
you dont need an education anyway all you need is hugs
>>8835067
>$4000 on a pc
you could make an incredible future proof pc for $1500 tops if you weren't a complete moron
>>8835087
She isnt even full time and only posts either blury, sharp angled/half cut off photos, or heavily covered in makeup photos.
>>8835067
>spending that much on ONE machine
i thought you were a real geek...
>>8835117
she has a bf tho, and seems much happier than she used to
I forgot to get more makeup wipes and I have eyeliner on my face AMA
>>8835087
trip on kayla
>>8835087
trip on kayla
>>8835107
You know I thought the same thing.
I thought "you know I should put this in a windowless fractal design define r5". Then as the price tag grew i realized I didn't want a sleeper rig. What's the point in making it look like any other custom build.
>>8835115
And? This is a no compromise computer for number crunching. I don't care if I could build a gaming PC for 1500 dollars. I need a top of the line machine that won't bat an eye when I throw 24 threads of partial differential equations at it.
>>8835121
Geeks with money spend it?
>>8835079
I will if you buy me a plane ticket sure aussies are generally intelligent and I love the culture and always get along
isnt immigration hard for whites lel
>>8835135
banana why won't you violently fuck me against my will?
>>8835135
This video comes to mind whenever people talk about PC specs.
https://youtu.be/fIUE3aP1TFw
And yeah, it makes sense why you would want to do that if you plan to work in a Chem lab.
>>8835120
can I come stay with you when I visit nz :3c
>>8835106
>I have never posted lewds!!!
even tho it wasn't lewd the tumm was pretty cute.
A-am I a twinkhon, /mtfg/?
>>8835148
No, you pass.
Put on a bra, you fucking hippie.
>>8835142
I am literally doing computer models and topology optimization on chemical reactors? Do you have any idea how much computing power this requires? We're quite likely to need to book time on the supercomputer, and I need a workstation that's up to the task of making even low resolution versions of these models before we start doing stuff with the cluster.
>>8835140
I'm a bottom
>>8835148
Wear a fucking bra, lmao. Also /lgbt/ would consider you a twinkhon because their standards are anime girls, but imo you pass.
>>8835115
>future-proof
Someone needs a lesson on temporality.
>>8835120
>ywn take your shirt off with Allie in the boys locker room and laugh as everyone stares
>>8835155
>not wanting to be a hot hippie slag
>>8835159
>I'm a bottom
Doubt
>>8835159
>Do you have any idea how much computing power this requires?
Yes, I wasn't being sarcastic. I imagine it's fucking crazy.
What anime should I watch with her tonight?
>>8835165
>hot
>hippie
Finish college, stop using LSD as a recreational drug, then pick one.
>>8835170
>with her
who? ur girl self?
>>8835182
No I'm a he I'm watching it with a her
>>8835127
who you gonna call
>>8835159
>I'm a bottom
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>8835171
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>8835173
I mean the mesh is cute as heck, but you need to cover yo tits haha.
>>8835183
<3
>>8835186
>I'm a he I'm watching it with a her
right and the her is ur girl self right?
>>8835173
They're not conetits, they look like they're developing normally.
And a pretty bra or bralette would honesty look really nice.
>>8835159
so did school pay for that pc build?
>>8835173
>I usually just wear bralettes
u should wear just bralettes
>>8835183
>who is this
Just your buddi helping you get changed in front of the boys
>>8835190
Probably gonna re-use the one that's on my sink (again), and buy more tomorrow. I don't have any emergency friends, and none of my neighbors are girls.
>>8835183
I told her I was having internal debate (about buying a coffee or not) and she called me a tranny
>>8835201
If you have any olive oil you could use that
>>8835168
Oh, well, sorry for the indignation then.
Idk it's just not the kind of work people associate with chem but it's getting more and more common.
>>8835191
What, I am
>>8835197
Nope
I am being asked to spec out a decent rig for the lab though. I'm probably going to build it around a ryzen 7 1700
>>8835207
I don't, although I should probably get some. I also don't have coconut oil.
>>8835199
I love them I just don't have many bc I suck at shopping for myself
>>8835192
no stop misgendering me
>>8835210
>What, I am
>Implying
>>8835210
Sure sure.
>>8835210
I mean, I was almost a Chem major, so I totally understand. Changed majors when I basically flunked A-chem and asked myself why I was putting myself through this shit.
>>8835217
huh?
ur boy self isn't a boy or ur girl self isn't a girl?
>>8835220
No I'm a boy
>be me
>doing fine this semester
>successfully avoiding gender shit
>try to go to /g/ to shitpost or whatever
>wind up going to /lgbt/ because a friend sent me a link to a photo that was on here
>see the /mtfg/ post
>cute girl as the thread photo
>depression and dysphoria sets in
good, and also, nice
>>8835220
Well we can go into the stall and take shirts off
https://twitter.com/Chiro_chan_neko/status/887639104376102912
i wish i was the pig and the lamb was someone that cared about me
>>8835238
>ERPing with someone 20 years younger than you
Nothing changes, huh?
>>8835225
What are you even saying I don't get it reeee
>>8835219
>>8835222
Look, 2/3 of my partners can attest to me being a sub. I'm being little spooned right meow.
>>8835223
Awe, shame. What did you end up in?
>>8835183
its okay ill sort the abusers out and make sure they treat you like a good girl
>>8835231
>slash g
funni meme
>>8835238
That's preeeety gay.
>>8835231
time to buy some programming socks anon
>>8835244
>Look, 2/3 of my partners can attest to me being a sub. I'm being little spooned right meow.
Okay i'm p jelly now. So you are the small spoon every time? I usually switch in between even if my partner is taller than me which i prefer from always being the lil' spoon.
>>8835243
thts wht i thought
u mean ur girl self
>>8835159
>I'm a bottom
it's ok I'm more bottom
>>8835254
Who are those three people in that anime?
tfw the name i was thinking about picking was like super popular in my birth year and now idk if i should pick it
>>8835244
I'm a journalism major now lol. When I told my dad, he told me that's what his ex-wife did. She had a minor in philosophy too, which is what I was considering, but still haven't decided on.
>>8835254
I prefer little spoon yes. It's a rarity for being big spoon to be natural to me. 95% of the time I'm little spoon
>>8835271
>repressed tranny
>like girls
>girls want to be the little spoon
>every fiber in my body wants to be the little spoon
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8835244
>Little spoon
Seems so uncomfortable tbqh
Big spoon master race
>>8835273
date a boy dummy
you can still get off to thinking of girls
>>8835280
little spoon is so much better because you can feel your bf breathing on you while he holds you tight :3
give me one reason to not kill myself right now
steamed chicken breast with rice and veggies.
>>8835282
but theres nothing attractive about boys
>>8835280
>chill in bed
>getting spooned
>he/she tangles their legs with yours
>bites your neck lightly
>rubs your belly and makes you feel warm
>whispers sweet words in your ears
Seems pretty nice to me, anon
>>8835293
thats not a good reason
little spoon best spoon
>>8835294
being little spoon
>cuddling
Literally animals
>>8835298
i mean i have a girlfriend and have no intention of cheating on her, but i dont really think im physically capable of "trying" boys.
is looking like your 12 good for transition? i really can't decide if this is a positive thing
cuddling is cute and warm
>>8835318
>not cuddling ur girl self
>>8835290
i dont like this game its too hard
>>8835300
Hnnng why you say these things?!
>>8835290
leave me all your girl pills before you do it
>>8835325
Yes, it is a good thing.
>>8835315
its not gay if youre a girl dummy
ME KILL SELF DIE EVERYWHER
>>8835315
>k maybe
Knew you'd come around.
>>8835331
Because i miss cuddling and i want cuddles now.
>>8835338
Everything you do is gay, duh.
Also ya know
Boy and boy = gay af
>>8835334
i feel like it makes me look wierd almost, it's mostly when i smile where i look super young. i have the face of somebody 5'2 but i'm 5'9
i feel like it makes me unbalanced
>>8835325
ur cute
>>8835349
But I was a girl when I tried boys
>internet friends offering aid from hurricane, one in state that can get me out of florida
>none of them know i'm a tranny and i've been talking to them for years
what the fuck do i do mtfg
>>8835346
>Wear makeup and you'll pass.
b-but i am wearing makeup anon...
so this is it eh? 4 months into hrt and i'm already peaking...it's all downhill from here.
>>8835325
>is looking like your 12 good for transition? i really can't decide if this is a positive thing
Yes, in my opinion young women look like underdeveloped boys till they reach their late 30s Also you look huggable as heck.
>>8835357
Still gay because it's you
So just out of curiosity, would there be any way for a minor to get hrt without guardian consent/knowledge and without self medding?
>breasts keep getting smaller
>>8835364
I'm straight
>>8835381
You don't seem to understand
You can be doing the straightest thing ever but as soon as you become involved it's gay AF
>>8835361
>>8835351
>>8835334
do you think i pass in that picture or do i look more like a 12 year old boy with a girly hairstyle? because with longer hairstyles i look older and i can hide my more boyish features with it but with this medium length stuff i've been getting more tranny type looks irl. Not looks of disgust but mostly from women grinning at me like they want to hug me or something
>>8835391
Honestly I think you look like a young girl. I may not be the best judge though.
>youtube changed its layout again
>it actually looks pretty good now
holy shit
>tfw no femboi bf to make fun of my 4 inch penis but love everything about me
>>8835358
>8835358
bls respond im scare
>>8835393
how do i get better at makeup? because honestly i just throw shit at my face, i only really use foundation...some shimmer highlighter, eyeliner, fill in my eyebrows blah blah. I don't really contour or use even a setting powder after my foundation. I want to improve but not really sure what would be best for me...but there has to be alot to improve on since i don't do that much
>>8835415
Idk, I just use eyeliner and concealer lol
>>8835409
not as gud as ur girl self
>>8835393
If you say so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>8835375
M- maybe we could... uhh... i...
>>8835391
I have no clue because i live in a country with so few black people so i dunno lol. You mentioned you're 4 months on hrt. I started failing boymode 6-7 months on hormones and rn i really need to start presenting female before i get beat up or something lmao.
>>8835393
>Pic related is from my all time favorite hentai.
tfw don't really watch anime and only dl pics i find cute.
>>8835413
I think you should get out honestly. Doesn't matter if ur a tranny or not.
>>8835427
they probably not gonna be my friend anymore though probably we're a bunch of right wing people
>>8835387
I think you're bias
>>8835423
is that u?
>>8835423
You're not pretty and you keep spamming your annoying tranny angle autism
Please fuck off
>>8835434
Yep.
>>8835427
honestly when you go girlmode fulltime you will get gendered female unless your some unbearable hon. I get gendered female virtually all the time at work by customers but some of them i know are just being nice especially since i can only do a female sounding voice when i'm not nervous...sometimes the boyvoice cracks through and they hear it...and still gender me female...like dude cmon
>>8835412
That would never reach my prostate
Penis enhancement surgery isnt that expensive from what i hear
>>8835432
I don't see how I could be bias. It's science
>>8835431
Idk like. A lot of right wing people might call us transgenders and like be completely ignorant about stuff, but once you have someone close to you who cares about you they might accept u senpai. Tho idk, i guess it depends on the individual. imo your safety>their comfort.
>>8835440
I live in a conservative place so no hugboxing here. Happy that you pass to others(if they don't hugbox you that is)
>>8835423
u have a similar facial structure of cara, but i see some of you in me. Alot of fem things about the face but alot of boy things as well. nothing super mannish but...enough to gender a person male.
Which trip has the smolest penis?
>>8835427
W-what did she mean by this? >////////////<
>>8835435
That's a cis girl angle. You do realize that literally nobody takes dead-on photos, right?
I don't care if I'm pretty, I'm proud of how far I've come. Hate me if you want.
>>8835440
First impressions are what count. If everything checks out at first contact, it's gonna take a lot to get people to call you a freak.
>>8835440
I mean people who are bitter about the trans meme will probably misgender you but for the most part its socially unacceptable to do it. Doesnt mean you pass just means you present female enough to warrant being called one.
>>8835451
i'm sure it'd be safe it's just kind of embarrassing i guess, i'm small and weigh less than 100 lbs but i don't know if i pass. my hair has no style to it, it's just long, and i haven't tried makeup or anything yet. going on maybe 2 months of HRT now
>>8835451
same i live in indiana, i actually find it easier to stealth pass with older people and rural people than i do people closer to the city. The people with the most exposure to trans people seem to clock us the easiest.
This is arguably my best and most passing image, and even with this one that people gender female almost 100% of the time i have a co-worker who is around trans people alot and was like "even if i didn't know you...i'd say that's a gay dude"
it's like dang : /
>>8835465
Hey beautiful.. I am in Louisville.
>>8835459
Youre hiding your chin and neck
Thats some tranny level shit right there
>>8835452
Cara?
I get gendered female like 95% of the time.
>>8835460
true, most people say i'm passing but i always come back here because i feel like i get the most real responses, i'm like quasi passing in my opinion. I will pass to normies and might even fool a non normie in night lighting (i look godly in night neutral lighting) but even if i do and i told you i was trans...you aren't going to be like "OH I NEVER KNEW" i'm not that blessed lol...but hey 4 months i'm very positive about the changes that should come in the future.
but on that note i found it nice after finally presenting in girlmode fulltime that even if i fucked up my voice and even back when i didn't look as good as i do now people would gender me the right way...which gave me confidence
>>8835445
I think you have a bias against seeing my obvious heterosexuality
>>8835458
I d- don- don't know!!! >////////<
>>8835461
>i'm sure it'd be safe it's just kind of embarrassing i guess, i'm small and weigh less than 100 lbs but i don't know if i pass. my hair has no style to it, it's just long, and i haven't tried makeup or anything yet. going on maybe 2 months of HRT now
Unless you're really lucky with your genetics then you probably don't pass 2 months in. When i was pre hrt people would tell me i'm gonna have a really hard time, but 10 months on hrt and look at me now, i'm booming.Transitioning takes some time to show results, but hey you might be super lucky and pass already idk.
>>8835465
Yeah, i think you pass in that one. Your co-worker sounds like they have lots of confirmation bias lmaoooo.
>"yeah bro i can clock every tranny lol xD"
>*clocks cis women*
>>8835474
well i just said ur face reminds me of her the way it's shaped and i'm not saying you don't get gendered female i'm saying you just have boy things about ur face. that's all, didn't mean anything mean by it
>>8835468
lol hi, i went to louisville once and the bartender charged me a 90$ tip -_-
>>8835482
>You
>Heterosexual
l o l
>>8835487
my face looks pretty similar to yours, i'd probably just need to use makeup and do something with my hair
>>8835479
Tbhon i would not worry so much about being gendered the right way because it will feel bad when people dont
Not saying passing isnt important but being gendered correctly isnt a good indicator. you're in a good spot tho, it's really hard to tell you're trans and 4 months hrt is nothing
>>8835472
That angle naturally makes you look more feminine by putting you in a vulnerable position. It's very common among cis girls - not that you would know - and a super popular cinematography technique.
>>8835487
> confirmation bias
that's what i think too, but he'll never admit it! he said that one day i could get there though so every few months i send him a pic and say "gay dude? lmao
you're very pretty btw, i wish i did straight hair instead of this style...ur making me sad
>>8835488
No like
Who's Cara?
this is a good anime it made me sad
like comment subscribe for more anime reviews
what emotion does this face convey? what is the chance that this person is a closeted/repressed trannu based on their appearance?
>>8835505
emptiness
idk but they are cute
>>8835505
>based on their appearance
Uhhhhhhbhh
>>8835508
>not being a professional egg spotter
i just wanna say congratulatiiiooooons
>>8835497
I know what angle you were going for, it's common among ugly girls with long faces and wide jaws
And of course it makes you look more feminine, thats why trannies use it
>>8835511
>getting paid to tell people they're trans based on external looks
I'm not a con artist.
>>8835487
I don't know either..
Whatever could she mean?
>>8835515
ok change professional to expert, that's more the meaning i was going for
>>8835520
kys u serial killer
>>8835489
I seen some cute boys round campus don't you go posting that gay shit at me
>>8835528
>kys u serial killer
whatever i did anon i am srry, pls forgib
>>8835529
>All my friends are going to that school
>All rugby chads
I have to make you gay so you'll stay away from them
>>8835534
Don't you think they're a little young to be on my radar?
>>8835514
>it's common among ugly girls with long faces and wide jaws
>common among ugly girls
Whatever you say. I'll tell my boyfriend you said hi.
>>8835537
how about 19 year olds :^)
>>8835537
>Implying thats a legitimate concern of yours and not something you say to save face
You're a predatory cougar
>>8835543
Thank god for chasers am i right?
>>8835549
As much as you'd love to think that, young university students are a special kind of repulsive.
>>8835547
Would never date one
>>8835557
>"T-they're repulsive" said Elanna, licking her lips
who /wide/ range of music likes here? i have yet to find anyone who likes literal rock/metal...and literal trap music..and all in between stuff'' here's an example.
am i the only one who listens to these two things simultaneously like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjhidDbluCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pDaw3aAkUk
>>8835556
He's only dated cis girls before me, sorry. Keep trying though, it's cute how desperate you are to invalidate me.
>>8835557
reeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8835565
Geez, I can't predate on everyone. Keep your story straight.
>>8835565
Carth always licks smacks his lips
LIFE IS A HIGHWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>tfw ice cream for dinner
Might get pizza for dessert.
>tfw you go to bed early to try and get a good night's sleep because you have something important to do the next day, but the stress of having to do normal people stuff prevents you from sleeping and you feel like death in the morning
hehe
>>8835568
What's cute is that you think you pass with the body of a 14 year old boy
Just accept that you look like a tranny and stop trying to prove you dont. You arent even ugly compared to other trannies but you act like you're cis-tier when you clearly arent
>>8835582
Ally dessert
>>8835591
why try so hard to validate yourself to anons on the internet? i don't get people sometimes
>>8835571
You're an omni-predator
Gay girls, gay trannies, straight girls, straight trannies, gay boys, straight boys. No one is safe from you
>>8835601
I don't want to predate I just want someone to love me
>>8835594
faye send nudes ples
>>8835605
Same
>>8835594
Wait what?
No.
I can't be dessert.
Wtf.
I am not for eat.
>tfw can't find earphones
>>8835605
same
>>8835612
>tfw can't find love
>>8835612
ily ambi
>>8835597
Just doing my best to keep mtfg from being a hugbox
Someone has to bring some reality to the place
>tfw can't find the right pokemon rom hack to play
>>8835627
ily too
>>8835623
Hugg
>>8835623
tfw you want to tell her that everything is going to be okay and that she will find love eventually, but things have been going so bad for you and the only thing left in you is optimism.
>>8835630
how r u fag
>>8835628
CNT was the ultimate truth teller of mtfg
>tfw always wanted to be an edgy doxer but too dumb to do it
>resort to shitposting endlessly instead
>>8835638
im really tired
and sober
im gonna go to sleep
>>8835639
Aww
Nighty night sweetie
Is it gay to kiss an MtF on the lips and tell her she's pretty?
>>8835631
*Hugg Lia*
>>8835646
Nah that's straight as fuck
>>8835646
Only if youre a girl
>>8835646
I want to do this desu.
>>8835654
Nah, I'm a bi cis guy. Just wanted to make sure it's not gay.
hi
>>8835664
do you think rabbits have a concept of love
is there a way to hide my mpb fivehead? i can't get bangs yet because i want to boymode without getting even more weird looks downtown and i'm waiting until i'm at least 6 months into hrt to be out in any way
I am going to dox Lauren
>>8835672
maybe
>>8835676
pls don't that's rude
What if I kissed Lauren, but by surprise?
i dont fit in anywhere and it hurts to be unwanted but i dont blame anybody i just want to go away forever already
>>8835715
pls do that's cute
i wanna just meet a nice guy, get married and have a normal life :(
>>8835736
same but girl
>>8835736
same but girl
>>8835736
Same but girl
>magnitude 8 earthquake in mexico
>all these fires
>like 4 different hurricanes
god is punishing us
>>8835739
cute bun
>>8835747
:3
>>8835741
Go to bed
>>8835749
I'm waiting for the pizza person to deliver my pizza, which is my dessert after having ice cream for dinner.
>>8835752
Is it opposite day today? That means you have to yell at me to go to bed
>>8835757
I guess?
>>8835760
Well you had desert for dinner and dinner for dessert, it's gotta be opposite day
>>8835763
it's not opposite day, allie is still dumb
>>8835767
This is bullying.
I don't like it.
Cease please.
why is there so many tripfags on this board
It's opposite day which means Ally is a bad person who doesn't deserve love
>>8835775
For the bantz.
>>8835768
put a sock in it, allie
now that you've lost your pure card, you don't even have a valid anti-bully defence anymore
>>8835745
punish me harder daddy ive been so bad >///<
>>8835784
Let's bully her together
>>8835794
Can we not?
>>8835794
building character, one swirly at a time
>>8835798
You don't get a say in the matter
>>8835802
Let's make her eat her pizza when it's still really hot so she burns the roof of her mouth
tet
>reading yaoi to make myself feel better
>>8835804
Please?
>>8835817
You started this by calling me CWC
You dug this grave and the only escape is sleep
>>8835804
>Let's make her eat her pizza when it's still really hot so she burns the roof of her mouth
wow, i didn't know you had such a sadistic side to you
im gay
>>8835822
Punished Coworker-chan
>>8835835
"Accident"
>>8835842
I
um
must have been drunk.
Yeah.
>>8835835
no im gayer
>>8835854
No I'm the gayest.
I have gay dreams every night cause I haven't touched another human being in 7 or 8 years.
Hella gay.
>>8835866
We can hold hands if you wish.
>>8835880
Wow gay.
Th-that'd be nice though. >//////////<
>>8835886
>tfw you will never hold allies hand
>>8835896
W-well maybe one day anon.
>>8835906
yeah maybe. I wish NZ wasn't so far away
arizona titty skittles looking for r9k fem poster near me
>>8835912
Yeah...
It's far away from everyone I want to hold hands with :'(
Wait are you a girl or a boy?
This is important.
>>8835917
hugg
yeah like all the western countries are far away :/
I'm a mtf if that is ok
How does one make friends irl as a twinkhon?
>>8835937
>twinkhon
Aren't those mutually exclusive?
>>8835931
Ye ye, perf.
I have a friend named bee and another friend named pie. My life is a wild ride
>>8835941
it will take some time until I go to NZ but we can talk on discord if you want to
>>8835955
ill be your friend. can i come over this weekend?
>>8835955
>Too young to be a proper hon but still not passing while being full-time
You're not a "twinkhon", you're just new to this whole tranny insanity.
As for making real friends I honestly have no idea. Sex dating sites won't help you there, the normies will most likely avoid you on account of you being a girly boy, the tumblrinas are not all that great conversationalists (or human being for that matter).
Maybe find some group with interest similar to you? Other than being a tranny that is.
why is it so cold today
Somehow me being up is valq's fault....
>>8835986
Winter is coming.
>>8835986
cold here too. better than sweating at least, i can just grab a blanket and feel toasty
>>8835986
isn't it cold like this since a week?
>>8835997
no its colder today
>>8835991
oh shit :c
>>8835995
but Ive to go out to get groceries soon
>>8835986
It's 27C here Q_Q Also hi Phie Phie Phie!
so is Faye a straight girl now?
>>8836004
lia lia lia <3
>>8836004
Forgot to put my trip on rip.
>>8836007
I think faye just wants stuff in her butt
>>8836003
buy a nice warm winter coat. I got one this week and it's already worth it.
>>8836007
A very lost and confused girl I'd say.
>>8835986
IT IS SO COLD
Thank god I am at the Herd
>>8836019
oh I didn't know it was that bad. I hope you won't starve ;-;
>>8836003
thats why you put on your parka and enjoy the feeling of defeating the elements
>>8836017
that has been true for a long time though
>>8836051
>>8836061
I don't understand this reaction.
Is that a yes?
>>8836075
im scare
>>8836085
Goooood, be very scare.
>>8836051
>Maybe.
like I post that Faye should get ffs, srs and a boyfriend all the time
I am not joking or trying to make her feel bad, those are things that would legitimately make her happy
I mean, every time I see her in a suit I think of She's the Man
>>8836094
pic related
So I have a fractured infected jaw
>>8836099
did you get beat up?
>>8836099
good
>>8836025
>When will I stop being new to this tranny thing?
Probably when you get sick and tired of it all.
>>8836096
Wow this is bullying, you should stop.
what's the manliest girl name i could name myself
>>8836103
Someone broke a shinai across my face in spar
I threw both my training knives into his face and was defenseless lol
>>8836114
This is why you dont weeb
>>8836103
>>8836104
>>8836114
This is what my rubber throwing knives did the second prior that made him hulk out lol
>>8836119
Eh. If it was real he would've had an 8" knife in his forehead so I think I won
>>8836124
But since it wasnt real he gets a sexy scar and you get a not so sexy jaw
Weebing: not even once
>>8836126
No I walked off laughing and then puked in the bushes. He and my gf took me to the ER and I still have a concussion lmao
Cypro is making me weak af
Alright mtfg hear me out. This might seem crazy
But I want you to give me (you)'s
(You)
>>8836131
No idea wtf that picture was
My poor pretty girl jawline :(
>>8836130
I don't get how drug dealers sparring is weebing
i want cum
>>8836143
Idk just reminds me of those fedoras that play with katanas
>>8836143
I love how you always have to loudly proclaim you deal drugs in just about every post you make
Is that really your entire identity and ways of getting back at a joke? lol
>>8836158
what's with the quotes??
>>8836137
That a girly jawline?
>>8836160
>tfw not that body
>>8836156
As someone who used to be in the game, that really is a lot of drug dealer's identities. They get a lot of friends that way
>>8836160
""nothing""
>>8836163
lmao desu
i mean i love drugs and i'm not straight edge at all, but it's just hilarious how claire's entire identity seems to revolve around the fact that she deals drugs and thus has lots of money to show off whenever she feels threatened
>>8836162
>>8836165
This painting seems to be tranny kryptonite
>>8836156
Im sorry should I post anime 12 year olds and diapers
>>8836153
I suppose it kind of is, but hes a third dan black belt in TKD and a red belt in shotokan karate. I was a golden glove boxer with training in Sambo, as well as a sikyat/kali practitioner amd fencer
He is training with me to help me stay strong despite hrt cuz motherfuckers are gonna test me now
>>8836170
You dont have guns? Or a strong bf to protecc you?
>>8836174
its an agp so is more then capable of defending themself
>>8836170
>black nail polish
>knife
Please turn down the edge
>>8836170
>Im sorry should I post anime 12 year olds and diapers
That is unironically much less cringy, yes
>>8836174
tfw no bf to protecc me
>>8836163
This.
>>8836166
I threw the knife that hit him in the forehead first, he hit me, I threw the one that hit him in the cheek bone
>jail
He would sooner kill or rape me than snitch lol dude is OG as hell.
>>8836167
Well sure yeah I put a ton of energy into becoming a drug queen of course I lean on that . What have you accomplished thats hard?
>>8836181
maybe I can protect you tonight ;)
>>8836174
I have guns but I am a 5 time felon so its 5 year minimum if Im found with one
Pic related are my favs
Also i have a tiny cis les gf we need a stronk man
>>8836182
>Someone broke a shinai across my face in spar
>I threw both my training knives into his face and was defenseless lol
>I threw the knife that hit him in the forehead first, he hit me
so you attacked him first and then he fucked up your jaw. nice t-rage their honey
>>8836183
Protect me bby.
>>8836187
>being a felon
TRASH
R
A
S
H
>>8836181
tfw no gf to protecc me
>>8836192
I will!!
>>8836192
>>8836187
>I have guns but I am a 5 time felon so its 5 year minimum if Im found with one
why would you post pics of your guns then, especially considering you've posted your face and full name multiple times on here too?
>>8836200
Is that faye?
>>8836200
Damn i was hot. Hi chara.
>>8836180
Only if you're a retard
>>8836179
No. I like edge. Pic related
>>8836202
no retard
>>8836203
aww how did you know it was me
>>8836205
You can post my old pics, i don't mind lol.
>>8836195
is being a non-convicted felon ok?
>>8836206
I'm aware, i just thought it was fitting.
>>8836203
>sending chara your pics
lia, i thought you were a smart girl
>>8836201
>you've posted your face and full name multiple times on here too?
could their be anything sweeter then sending that agp back to jail
>>8836211
Is this a job for me?
>>8836208
It is not like you to drop trip. Is it really you?
>>8836191
>girls can't spar
t. A retarded person
If you get two 8" thrown into your face then you are dead and your opponent was far from defenseless lol
>>8836193
Oh I don't trust me. The amount of shit I don't post far outweighs what I do. I only post things the task force already knows about
>>8836195
>being a statist
T r a s h . w a v
>>8836201
Because they will never find them so they dont really exist.
Just like this orgNic sesame seed garden
>>8836213
It's me, i'm on mobile, internet is out
>>8836214
hehehehehehehehe
>>8836215
that's alright
>>8836216
Are you in Russia?
>>8836217
nah, school isn't over yet
>>8836214
what type of "sparring" are you doing that you can throw sharp knifes at this guys face
>>8836211
>>8836212
Good luck morons o has been trying for years. The cops can't do shit to me everything is secret and seperate from my presence and dwellings and my kvltists don't make mistakes anymore.
I wont stop until I have a comfy 20million or someone kills me
>>8836215
>I used to post a lot of pics on discord servers but that's not gonna be an issue anymore since i left every discord server.
sounds like a smart idea
nice HRT game btw
>>8836207
Were you truly innocent?
>>8836209
I did that once, ages ago, despite all the warnings.
I'm still waiting for the day she "accidentally" posts it so I can finally kill myself.
>>8836221
Do you want to play this game with me?
you would not be the first felon I've put into prison
>>8836220
Nothing sharp about them, rounded soft rubber. I just have a very powerful throwing arm. I am big into spears, throwing knives, throwing tomahawks
>>8836225
it's pretty rare when i post peoples pictures
>all this edge in the morning
I swear ya'll act more like men than women
>>8836233
I'm all the edge mtfg needs
What's the best way of making 50k in like 5 years?
>>8836237
Camming, but don't do that lol.
Otherwise just working and not buying anything.
>>8836232
But you post peoples pictures all the time and claim they're you
>>8836226
I have a heroin and meth selling DEA agent named Mr. Torgerson who will either kill me or try to frame me for a AA+ felony by year's end. Your ability to effect my life is 0, you grasping narcissist.
Have some more evidence
>>8836230
A reeeeal bad pic, I don't know what the hell I was thinking desu.
Is it AGP to be attracted to yourself pretransition? Im so confused right now
>>8836225
yeah, how's that "trying to be a good influence on people" working out for you?
don't worry allie, we'll keep bullying you until you're nothing but a cynical husk who hates and mistrusts everybody
>>8836224
no I just never was catched doing anything because I don't go around telling everyone what I do
>>8836233
Its my broken jaw making me t rage lol.
Thank god I heal fast
>>8836238
I don't have the internet speed nor the body to cam and the job I got I can't save money fast enough from.
>>8836244
is this how things go here?
>>8836251
Im not worried but like
I used to be pretty fucking hot.. now i see why i got all the attention I did. I thought i was just funny
>>8836207
>>8836245
I was quiet too before two people wore wires on me to get out of heroin cases. I have been in the news 9 times since 2017 - now even my PO doesn't care that I smoke. I'm like fucking backwoods Riff Raff now
Rare throwback boymode with the bae hitting my mighty vapirizer
>>8836257
Same. Lots of girls would stare at me and give me attention tho i wouldn't give any back :^)
>>8836244
I mean it's not working at all for the people I live with.
But I won't give up until I'm not there anymore.
Also can you not bully?
I really don't like it, it happens enough in real life.
I know I'm naive and too trusting but I can't help it.
>>8836251
Like I might show you the pic if I'm feeling brave enough, it's laughably bad lol.
>>8836260
This is the only job I can get sadly :(
>>8836249
what do you work as? do you give private finnish lessons to australian people looking to emigrate?
>>8836267
factory hand or whatever
>>8836251
Fix me mommy lia adopt a chara when
SUPREME
CHAMPION
>>8836249
I could teach you a way, if you don't care about morals
>>8836264
>Like I might show you the pic if I'm feeling brave enough, it's laughably bad lol.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW IT TO ME! I'LL LIKE YOU EITHER WAY.
>But I won't give up until I'm not there anymore.
That's pretty morbid ngl.
>>8836270
If i adopted a Chara i'd have to play with her in a locked room with a bunch of knifes B)
>>8836274
not a whole lot
>>8836276
Tfw I almost bought a knife that says good girl engraved into it
>>8836251
>tfw i'm kinda like this now and though it was a good lesson, it still hurt you know?
once bitten, twice shy, i guess
i guess most people are a little bit flippant with their personal information until they get caught out though
>>8836278
Add me on discord then
hurting other people is bad
Well I guess imma take like 4 of these morphs or a few oxies and try to fall back asleep but it feels like half my face is on fire
>>8836269
and that doesn't pay well in australia? i thought they were all about high wages there
i've been memed, i think
>>8836284
>empathy cuck
Lole
>>8836259
that's why you shouldn't deal with randos and let other people do it
>>8836269
sheen must be a real hon irl to not have a job
>>8836281
I have an expensive kukri etched 'Merriment'
>>8836281
That's kinda cute actually. Tfw not daddy's little girl.
>>8836282
Ye definitely. Tho i knew the risks before hand. It wasn't like "like omggggg!!!! Everything is colorful and full of butterflies." More like "I don't really care" I have to admit tho. Trusting people like Claire was the biggest hit on my trust to people and i just question everything nowadays.
>>8836286
gl/hf
>>8836294
tru
>>8836294
I'm a good friend right
>>8836296
Once I get bored of my cat I'm going to kill her with it
>>8836264
>Also can you not bully?
i will as soon as you stop being so dumb all the time (so likely never)
also, it's really late and you should be sleeping just for your fyi
>>8836300
You said you didn't buy it tho. Unless you buy it later.
>>8836290
They weren't randos they were two of my biggest customers, 7 to 15 pounds at a time cash up front, but they got caught with 27 grams of heroin in a school zone and the crooked DEA agent Mr. Torgerson let them off to help entrap me. They shoulda got 15 to 20 years. Blake Nelson and Jacob Michael Holton (deceased)
I was most displeased. Had to spend 143k on lawyers for me alone. Sold lots of cool shit
>>8836308
>I want to buy it
Is it expensive? I don't have a knife since it's a legal nightmare here and i don't have any intentions to use one.
>>8836309
Not by my standards
>>8836295
That knife was designed by the British military especially for killing Americans. The shape is designed to get through their lard easily
>>8836308
That's good.
SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUG!!!
>>8836321
I would but I'd freak out and may accidentally hurt you.
>>8836305
>I'm not dumb though, I'm just.. not like everyone else.
well, however you want to phrase it
you'll be okay though, one day (maybe)
>>8836315
>bragging about british military tech
>>8836322
its ok as long as I get a hug its all that matters
>>8836305
>1am
fvr what pyrpvse?
If everyone else is normal, then you have to be smart or dumb. Which one is it?
>>8836325
How do Amerilards compete with British antigravity aircraft?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pweY5y5eRI
>>8836315
10/10
>>8836327
Can't sleep.
I'm of average intelligence.
>Hurricane Irma will "devastate" either Florida or neighbouring states, the head of the US federal emergency agency has said.
>Brock Long said parts of Florida would be without power for days, and more than 100,000 people may need shelter.
goodbye nim, goodbye ambiance, goodbye that other trip from florida whose name i can't remember
you were all good girls, perhaps even the goodest girls
>>8836325
*flashbacks to the m3*
>>8836330
The f35 would have that thing sucking its dick by 1200 feet
>the british navy dominated the oceans for centuries with unparalleled seamanship, inspiring terror in the hearts of its enemies
>american warships frequently crash into each other accidentally in calm, peacetime conditions, causing dozens of deaths
which trips are hamter frinds?
>>8836344
Need I remind you, we are in the 21st century?
>>8836334
That means you are indeed like everyone else.
Now I have to wait for master Chara.
>>8836335
And nothing of value was lost.
They actually gave mandatory evacuations far ahead of time this time, and it'll only be cat4 at landfall before turning into cat1. Harvey stunk because it sat in place for a week.
>>8836360
Why do you have to wait for "master" Chara?
>>8836334
>I'm of average intelligence.
Average for which species, exactly?
>>8836335
>goodbye that other trip from florida whose name i can't remember
raifu?
and yes
RIP
>tfw you practice pretty moves in the mirror and how to move your body
>the you subconsciously do those irl while bored now
>>8836369
You are one of the dankest frog memers who ever existed. Where did you get your skills from?
>>8836369
Umm, the human one?
>>8836320
I mostly don't care if I live or die. The task force better come in level IV body armor.
>>8836383
>made this one anon
Clever girl.
>>8836374
A U T I S M
>>8836381
Being a dastardly rapscallion is just my nature.
I have to keep sharpening my shitposting on my trannies so I don't get rusty though.
>>8836383
Made.... the bed?
The Ak74?
>>8836386
Meant >>8836394 for you
don't like ut when the magazine is behind the trigger
>>8836374
Narcissa??
>>8836399
>people not liking bullpups
come on, it's 2012. we're better than that.
>>8836386
Oh duh I get it I'm stupid sorry
Look I did it again
take the redpill
Wow so many bullies.
>>8836413
this picture makes me smile
>>8836365
Considering they are planning on dumping 1.5 trillion into it, i would say yes
>>8836420
>11 images early
>>8836427
It's called having Fuck You money.
>>8836439
It's called robbing Peter to pay Paul.
The west is fucked.
>>8836445
tbqh Trump seems to be having a positive effect
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
>>8836420
>this early
i would have expected this sort of thing from allie, not from you, anon
I am so exhausted
>live in the tampa bay-ish area
>probably going to die in irma
b-bye friends