• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
>>8802150
first for i finally lost my virginity, now i can die alone in peace
>tfw it'll never be high school again
>tfw never sit under the Asian tree and talk to people
>tfw never have friends I can see and talk to on a daily basis ever again
>tfw never go back to before I went completely insane
>tfw will to live will never come back
>>8805637
who was the lucky boy
>>8805646
hugg iktf
>>8805647
some guy i met on the internet who was nice enough and who i'll probably never see again
>>8805646
Do people here actually miss highschool?
For me it was a giant mess of "oh god I hate this body what's wrong with me"
>>8805650
perhaps you could trick him into being your boyfriend and use him to acquire regular doses of love and sex
>>8805651
yeah high school was actually shit and I wanted to kill myself half the time but I miss having friends
>>8805651
I miss it because my life was kinda chill back then. I had few responsibilities, and my school finished early compared to other schools (2:30pm), and I got to spend like 8 hours a day fucking around on the internet and playing video games.
I mean, I spend twice as much time a day doing that now, but it was actually fun back then.
>>8805653
but i don't want a relationship, i just wanted to see what sex was like and now i can be alone for the rest of my life
>>8805660
why be alone
>>8805660
don't you want to be cuddled and loved and have someone to rely on and stuff though
or are you one of those fiercely independent loner types who was only curious about this thing humans call "sex"
>>8805648
Hugg
I dreamt about being back in hs but being a girl instead
I almost cried when I woke up
>>8805659
This desu
My dysphoria wasn't as debilitating in hs, plus I had people to talk to and hang out with. Going over to my friend's house on Fridays after school and playing Left 4 Dead or FIFA was a lot of fun. Now I only have one person that talks to me from hs out of the couple dozen I used to have, and we mostly just stop each other from killing ourselves
first for avatarfag bias
>>8805679
wait a minute, is this oddish?
>>8805671
Last night I dreamt that I had a child, and was pregnant with another.
I kinda hate those dreams. They're amazing while they're going on, but then I wake up and remember that it's something that will never happen.
>>8805680
no i'm not a trip
why are speech impediments so common in trannies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VduJfjLtegc&feature=youtu.be
>>8805671
I kind of hate this memories. When I was going to uni to arrange things for ph.D and saw all young college girls I cryed after I come home.
tfw no tall gf
>>8805689
that's chris chan. A very non-functioning autistic person.
my anus is bleeding
>>8805693
I know this feel (it hurts on the inside)
>>8805700
mommy
>>8805693
that pic is so weird
>>8805692
Iktf
Seeing all of the cis girls back I college would make me cry sometimes. Once I saw someone that looked like if I was a cis girl and I almost started crying in public
>>8805693
Lol tall one remind me of me. Same haircolour <3
>>8805679
>i dont want to be an unstable unattractive burden to anyone
iktf
what if you found someone willing though
or a friend at least
im alone but i have an ultra selfish driven-by-her-desires best friend thats planned my life out for me
>>8805704
I've seen how they do this. They make specially designed rooms to trick your eyes.
>>8805705
Exactly. If I would at least started at 18
>>8805700
That has to be shopped
>>8805712
I dont understand anyone that started later than 18, this includes myself
Idk what I was thinking.
>>8805720
I was thinking that If I was redpilled it would go away. Damn repression driven choices
>>8805720
for me it was because my dumb tranny ass didn't think to just DIY or find a better doc.
Tried starting around my 18th birthday, didn't manage to actually start until midway through 19
Still, at least I should be able to go to my college graduation as a girl.
I feel like killing myself today
But I'm too much of a coward to do it
does anyone have the shopped pic of angry sertii and hurt nicole?
i want to expand my collection
>>8805728
Don't. I felt that way last week than I just smoke joint to feel asleep
>>8805720
i started later because i'm not trutrans and never should have taken hormones in the first place
>autistic, depressed
>not sure if trans or just self hating
How do you actually determine if you are trans?
>>8805720
I started trying to get hormones at 18 since thats as early as i could. took me a year to get on them though. if youre parents say no 18 is the absolute earliest you can start and depending on where you live it can take a year or two to actually start
>>8805737
trannies want to be a girl, but being a girl itself wont make you happy
>>8805728
please don't
hugg
>>8805737
do you want to transition/take hormones or not?
>>8805737
you don't :3
you just selfmed until you vaguely resemble a girl
>>8805659
>my life was kinda chill back then
Was just about to say this. Secondary school was full of assholes sure but all I had to do was sit in class, hang out with the nerds at lunchtime then go home to play vidya.
>I got to spend like 8 hours a day fucking around on the internet and playing video games.
When I got to Sixth form I was the only pupil getting straight As so they let me do whatever I want. I never showed up, stayed at home playing Empire: Total War and Crysis 12 hours a day.
>>8805660
Even I can get sex how can you fail at this?
>>8805737
do you want to be a girl?
if so bam you're trans
>>8805749
>tfw your mum is the only reason why you haven't killed yourself
IKTF
>>8805725
ya same, maybe I shoulda stuck with it
>>8805753
>tfw the only reason my mom didn't kill herself before she finally saw a psychiatrist was because she knew if she did my brother and I would both kill ourselves
>>8805745
wantED not want
i did get sex and now my curiosity is sated
Reminder
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/8776622/#8777629
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/8776622/#8777636
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/8776622/#8777648
>>8805753
same
Why don't you have a repression project? it's really helpful
>Went outside
>Hot girls everywhere
>Feel like inferior piece of shit
>Go home
>Do maths and draw
>Forget all problems
>>8805741
>>8805746
I know that I hate myself. I know that I have a lot of psychological issues. Part of me wants to be a girl, but I don't know if I actually want to be a girl, or if I just hate myself and everything about me that I see as a negative trait, seeing transition as some sort of solution to my problems rather than a genuine desire.
>>8805771
i (try) to make music (play around with synthesizers)
>>8805767
it didnt for me really. I got my bf, which is the best that happened to me, but most other stuff, like mental problems, dysphoria etc etc all got worse
>>8805776
Do you prefer looking like a woman? If yes then you're obviously trans.
>>8805783
I hate how I look in general. Being a girl seems like it would be great, but I don't know if that is what I actually want, or is it merely my flailing around mentally, trying desperately to find and latch onto a physical cause of a psychological problem?
>>8805789
how long have you felt like this?
>>8805782
how does taking opis feels like?
>>8805789
Well I also thought I was only doing this to escape being a beta male but over a year later I still have zero friends and zero life in general and I'm much happier regardless. In short transition didn't fix any of my life problems yet I don't regret it.
>>8805782
I'm not borderline alcoholic and functional again that is better. But I'm much more lonely. I have 2 good friends but they don't understand me really. Hope that will get better for you :(.
>>8805813
>I have 2 good friends
Normie.
>>8805802
Relaxing.
>>8805796
I got depressed around 11 or so. I was diagnosed as autistic when I was 13. Wanting to be a girl also started around 13 or 14. It was definitely after the formal diagnosis, but not sure how long. I am 23 now and I feel like things are continuously getting worse and spiraling out of control.
>>8805811
I definitely feel like I am just some sort of beta male trying to escape from it, turning negative traits into neutral or positive ones.
>>8805818
FUCKING THIS
I'm chatty Italian girl, what can I do :O
>>8805821
Well you got your answer that you are genuinely trans but even if you were "a beta male trying to escape" what's wrong with that? Who wants to be a beta male? Improve your life by any means possible. Just take the damn skittles kid.
>>8805802
its the best thing ever. you dont think about sad stuff anymore, its like it isnt there. and even longterm problems suddenly seem solvable. also it completely annihilates anxiety, and I can sleep without having nightmares at night thats such an empowering feeling.
I also feel a lot less insane but idk, that might be placebo
>>8805813
I was always pr lonely, but before I transitioned, it bothered me a lot less
>>8805821
Actually being beta is what finally drove me out of repression, if I'm going to spend my life being laughed at for not having a girlfriend I may as well switch it for getting laughed at for being a tranny.
For me hrt was great for mental health
>>8805836
I was, strangely enough, most popular kid in class. Don't know how I managed ot though
http://www.strawpoll.me/13832354/
>>8805843
>For me hrt was great for mental health
this, testosterone is poison
>>8805855
>captcha for strawpoll
no fanks
>>8805855
Shit poll, no CowboyNeal option.
nothing in life matters and i'll always be a failure
but hey at least gordon hayward and kyrie irving are on the celtics
any other tranners watch sports?
>>8805634
Is this hoe here???
>>8805877
i hope not
>>8805877
>altfurry
what the fuck
Is spiro really as shit as this board makes it out to be? I've been taking cypro fo a while and I have no ill effects whatsoever, I'm afraid I'll get prescribed spiro because I'm in the us and that I'll instantly become some kind of turbohon that has to piss every few minutes and can't eat bananas ever again
>>8805869
I trained karate, played in bands and on and on. Inside dying everyday in the meantimd
>>8805869
ok thanks for the info. the withdrawal seems manageable tho.
>>8805889
nah that's a bit overstated though it might depend on how big of a dose you need
at 200mg/day i feel like peeing about every half hour and it does kill my T
>>8805832
>>8805840
>if you were "a beta male trying to escape" what's wrong with that?
I have so many things going for me in a way: I am tall, white, fairly masculine bone structure, I have a college education, I just have some personality/psychological problems. While part of me says "Just go be a girl (or try and fail horribly at it more likely) another part says "get over yourself and you should be able to be successful"
>laughed at for not having a girlfriend I may as well switch it for getting laughed at for being a tranny.
I have actually had a couple girlfriends over the years, and get approached/flirted with/ asked out frequently when I do actually socialize. While socially awkward as fuck, a lot of women seem to find me attractive at first. It s only when they realize something is broken inside that they want nothing to do with me.
>>8805895
ya I detoxed three times I think.
first time I got hooked by doctors that cold turkeyed me after 3 months "this isnt addictive"
my bf dragged me to the ER the next day cause he was super worried.
at the time I was still really weak from surgery, so he was really scared it was something worse than just withdrawal.
imo its manageable if youve a decent tolerance for unpleasant stuff and pain.
some people are pr bad with that tho, so ymmv
mommy scented candle
me
>>8805896
>nah that's a bit overstated
>i feel like peeing about every half hour
that sounds way more horrible than I thought anon
beep look at this puppy
>>8805913
WOW look at him! He's so slippery what a good boy
>>8805904
>unpleasant stuff and pain
that's like 6/7 days of the week for me so I think I should be ok. I also always got someone around just in case.
>>8805912
yeah but it only gets worse at around an hour and it's manageable for hours if i don't have to stand up
there aren't many times when you can't go to the toilet at least once an hour
hugg beep
How will you ladies spend evening? I will have two friends over with bottle of wine <3
>>8805939
im going to cry and maybe play video games or watch anime
Daily reminder that being misgendered by strangers in public is probably a sign that I don't pass and it feels emotionally devastating and quite frankly, agonizing.
Only trutrans will know this feel.
>>8805926
I already have a small bladder and have to pee every hour, I think I'm just gonna tell my doc I wanna be castrated ASAP, I don't wanna be a toilethon
>>8805945
i'm so trans i didn't get out of bed to day im WAY more trans than you you failed male trender
>>8805943
Hope you will be better soon
>>8805889
yes, spiro makes you dehydrated, gives you dizzy spells and made me faint. worst aa ever.
>>8805887
It's fucking weird.
>>8805939
>one bottle
>for three people
something doesnt check out here
>>8805963
southern europeans don't know how to drink properly
>>8805957
so.. you switched to something better right??
>>8805968
E has made me week drinker :( and good wine is expensive af.
im going to sew my butthole shut to prevent myself from sinning
>>8805945
Do more fem stuff. They're probably misgendering you because they cant even tell you're trans.
>>8805953
Being a literal NEET has nothing to do with being trans. I also have social anxiety and fear too, you know. I try to avoid going outside unless it's very important or I really need to. Getting uncomfortably stared at and occasionally insulted on the streets is very fucking upsetting.
Someone make me come out
Please
>>8805980
Iktf
E made me get tipsy way quicker
>>8806001
I went away to avoid sadly can't help you heremuch :( I almost totally started a new
>>8805980
but even a weak drinker would need a bottle of wine, no?
>>8805945
Thank god I rarely get misgendered anymore
>>8806010
For getting really drunk yeah. For getting a bit tipsy three glasses are enough
>>8806023
>that pic
I am losing it here
>>8806023
I really want to see what the driver looks like, holy shit.
>>8806027
how small are your glasses?
I mean I get drunk pr quickly nowadays too, but I also only weigh like 57kg or something so Idk
a few years ago I needed an entire bottle of vodka to be reasonably drunk
>>8806048
1dc. And I weight 72 kg - 181cm tall. :O before y dose was 0,5L of Jack Daniels
>>8805939
crying and calculus I guess. It is friday night after all.
>>8806054
well if youve money to spare and wanna get something really nice, import a czech absinthe, they make really good stuff.
>>8806034
F-fill me up with your gas, s e n p a i
>when he refuses to let you pay anything towards dinner and treats you really sweetly
>tfw you come home and he fucks your brains out and makes you squeal with pleasure
I don't think I thought this repression plan out well, it's just making me more effeminate
>>8806066
I think I'd actually kill for that.
>>8806066
Sure is, Amy
>>8806073
>>8806059
Oh I drink it once at brutal assault XD Awesome stuff. Their beer is overrated imao
I mean why would I wanna be a girl anyway?
>>8806079
ya if you want good beer, you drink german beer
everyone else has no idea what theyre doing
>>8806104
What about that Chinese pineapple beer
>>8806106
Ive never tried that, but it sounds awesome
can an apocalypse happen already?
why does reality have to be so boring and awful
So I've got my brows done. try to work on colour correction and a lil highlighting and contouring but I dont want to look caked in makeup. Wear mascara and eyeliner on the top of my eyes. What should I try working on next?
>>8806108
You want an apocalypse? Move to Africa or the Middle East. It's apocalypse time all the time there.
>>8806104
I love weissbier, favourite brand is Ayinger and Bock. But I also like modern crafts.
>>8806100
Nevermind I checked r/transpassing and r/transtimelines, I'd rather not be a hon
normally these threads seem to go pretty quick, this just a dead hour?
>>8806161
Dead hour.
the new lcd soundsystem album is v good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E55hWJFzaC8
Hai, I got my ears pierced, what did you do today mtfg? :3
>>8806178
Had the first almost positive conversation about transitioning with my sister. Where on your ear?
>>8806184
Hey my names mia as well! I had both lobes done
sorry to hear about your sister though :/
>>8806178
Nothing so far, but today is my sister's birthday so hopefully cake will be eaten later!
>>8806197
Well. Kinda positive so yeah. Could have been worse. Family are till coming around. Did it hurt? I really want to get it done but I'm not too sure as still boymode around some people
>get banned for avatarfagging
W e w
When did lgbt get mods
>>8806210
Princess?
>>8806218
nope. I only got warned
Heat wave go away pls
I have to go to east county on Sunday so it'll be like 100 before the heat index
Pls
>>>/r9k/39451154
post in my thread
>>8806255
Ok thank you for your contribution
I hate roasties
>>8806262
Stacies and roasties leave this thread
Reeeeeeeeeee
>>8806262
who doesnt
>>8806262
wth is a roastie
>>8806262
you're aspiring to become a roastie lMAO!
test
WHEN IS EMMA GOING TO READD ME????????????????
EMMA ADD ME
>>8806271
cisfemale
>>8806274
only in the lower sections of our bodies, I dont think many mtfs want to get their brains removed.
tfw u were playing a video game and u died
hello mtfg friendpals
>>8806295
which video game
>>8806295
What were you playing?
>>8806321
how r you
>>8806315
Hihi
>>8806324
pretty good
classes got cancelled today so I'm just playing fallout
>>8806289
are you going to be good? the last few times you were bad
>>8806317
>>8806318
bloodborne i fell off a building ;_;
>>8806200
caek is gud :3
who gay here
>>8806353
gay as hecc
>>8806353
me
>>8806353
semi gay
>>8806357
>>8806360
>>8806353
degenerates
>>8806353
Gay-leaning I guess?
>>8806353
Like. Into guys or girls? I like girls but found myself liking guys more and more since hrt but not less for girls.
>>8806366
please don't reply to me with nazi shit
>>8806353
who straight boy here
>>8806371
please end your life
>>8806387
Yesss!
hunsee.cc
/pazoture/
do these count as meme socks
>>8806395
Can't be meme socks if they don't come up over your knees.
>>8806395
> hun see
Lmao
>>8806380
Thats not fun to say 2 bun!
>>8806395
They need to reach your thighs and be striped all the way
>tfw you will never look like pic related
>>8806402
why not?
nothing of value would be lost
>>8806395
Tbqhon is your peepee there?
>>8806410
no
im just paranoid of people downloading pics
>>8806387
So being trans is gay in every way? *confused*
>>8806453
owo
>>8806453
Damn. Got me blushing
>>8806453
not on my christian blue board
Is there a shaving cream /mtfg/ recommends
>>8806453
MISS CAWK
>>8806462
were just studying the anatomy of traps
>>8806465
>shaving with semen
>>8806477
I don't shave with anything
dry shave desu
>>8806478
dry shaving is scary
>>8806480
how so?
>>8806483
you get cut
more like gayla rofl
sleepi
>>8806488
post your cock
>>8806484
eh
cuts arent too bad
although i remember one time
my irl mom was shaving
and it was her first time shaving with a manual razor in like years
she uhhh
managed to cut very deep everywhere somehow
there was blood everywhere
it was kinda funny
>>8806489
everyone has seen it like 58 times lol
>>8806494
needs to be seen again.
>>8806496
does it tho
>>8806488
waifu~
>>8806496
no
fempenis is hereto BANNED itt
handsome man penis only below this post
>>8806501
I'm a handsome man but I won't show you my benis
>>8806376
Hello. Why am I even here? Good question. I want to just hug all of you.
>>8806499
absolutely. everyone wants to see edies cock one more time
the worst part of being transgender is that if you do anything people think of it as a tranny doing whatever
like i feel like it turns your life into a joke to cis people
>>8806510
I am okay, slowly recovering from last month.
I think its getting better overall tho!
how r u?
Any advice for a tranny about to get kicked outta teh navy?
>>8806522
Dishonotable discharge?
>>8806524
translucent discharge
>>8806506
Okay but no homo
>>8806522
Form a tranny A-team
>>8806528
I can't just pretend being a spectacle doesn't bother me
>>8806535
OH I think I read about that
make sure to relax now and heal ;-;
Look what I picked up in HMV today!
kinda confused desu because the cover is literally a piece of fanart I've seen on Tumblr a couple of times before and I don't see an artist credit anywhere in the packaging but I doubt HMV would accidentally stock a fan bootleg
Who /San Junipero/ here?
>>8805671
>I dreamt about being back in hs but being a girl instead
when I get really fucked up on drugs sometimes I like to put on music that came out when I was at high school and block everything else out and imagine going through high school again as a gril
>>8805749
>>8805753
iktf
last few days have been stronk death drive hours, I just really wanna be dying already and not have to fight anymore
>>8805802
feels absolutely lovely but I get the side effects far too severely (even though barely any withdrawl symptoms?) for it to be useful to me in any regular sense
nausea, chronic constipation and itchiness are not a fun mix
on the other hand ketamine has no "hangover" equivalent or unpleasant side effects during/immediately after usage, but probably has a lower threshold of frequency of usage before it starts causing your body physical damage
>>8806535
If my foundation looks yellowish on me does that mean my skin has a warm undertone?
>>8806548
HMV still exists?
also they need to release Season 3 of Black Mirror on fucking DVD already, ffs Netflix you released American Gods
>>8806551
just barely, they closed like 50% of their stores out the blue during the recession
>>8806407
damn shes really cute
where 2 find one like that
>>8806548
>San Junipero
God I loved that show.
That's a music CD no?
Can you rip it and post it to a torrent site somewhere?
I loved the '80s music!
>>8806565
IMU2 ;-;
>>8806561
turkey apparently
>>8806564
it's the original score so it doesn't have the songs by other artists on it, that would be a "motion picture soundtrack" whereas "score" refers to the (traditionally orchestral) original music produced for a film or w/e
however, I have the soundtrack collated w/ the other songs already on dropbox, have done for ages, just bought the CD for the novelty of owning it
here you go
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/q6h5mfnmop2ah4p/AAAGTR3_GSGPtsE6uL5NrDhMa?dl=0
>>8806587
>remembering HMV having a strategy games section at all
oh god stop god that's when you know you're old
I still get depressed about remembering the time my local one stopped selling CD singles all of a sudden when they stopped being a thing
>>8806579
wait but
pookie is that
>>8806588
hmm
but that's not a very fun country
I'm about to spend everything I made in a week on the entire Ranma 1/2 books
Is this a bad idea
>>8806534
aww dang
>>8806539
This is not a bad idea
>>8806069
>>8806070
mmmmmm
I turn into such a submissive little muffin whenever he orders me
I love sucking cock and then being pounded into ecstasy
>had to wash pussy
>15 minutes of screaming and clawing
>upset pussy walks away shaking legs every couple steps
He has to be the saddest thing I have ever seen.
Which trips are soft and squishy?
>>8806631
maybe its time to start back on hrt
im gonna fuck a cake lol
>>8806643
I'm squishy uwu
>>8806647
>calling your boyfriend a christmas cake
is there no end to Nicoles abuse of sertii?
>>8806631
Herronyan
Can confirm this, met bf for first time in a month, there was an hour of this
I can still feel 'that' inside
>>8806655
fag
>>8806644
No
I'm happy this way
It makes me feel so good that he takes control and Im not expected to be in control in the bedroom
I just love submission. I'll never get over the feeling of him inside me with his hands around my torso...it's heaven
My masculinity is so surface deep
>>8806631
god I need to get fucked so badly
wish I could find some new post-uni comfi lewdfriends but idk how
>tfw Amy stole your avatarfag thing
Ive been having multiple nightmares every night for the past 6 nights
Is this normal?
>>8806669
lauren hi
>>8806663
imagine how happy you would be on hrt as well
>>8806643
i think i am
just put a paper bag over my head
Ok but rly any advice for tranny bout to get kicked
>>8806671
hi nicole
>>8806675
how's it goin
>>8806643
Bf keeps going on about how soft my skin is
And he keeps touching it, its both cute and annoying
>>8806675
ohayo
>>8806676
im ok
not really much going on i guess
how are you
>>8806680
hugg
>>8806683
i'm sick again for some reason
me and sertii hung out with a friend of mine from lse, discussed things like "how to find a job" and stuff like that, ate burgers, then i came home and fell asleep like 3 hrs.
tfw u make an anti tranny thread and someone from /mtfg/ backs u up and posts a pic of peopel from here
MUY IMPORTANTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/13840257
http://www.strawpoll.me/13840257
http://www.strawpoll.me/13840257
>>8806705
link boyyy
>>8806708
Where is the kill option?
hey is there anyone here whos had/knows about ffs? i have a shitty recessed jaw and overbite, how does that factor into ffs? do you need to have it corrected beforehand or do they do it for you as part of the surgery or what?
>tfw 3 more months before I can get hugged and snugged
>>8806708
:)
>>8806715
pls don't
9 weeks hrt send help will I be hon forever?
unsee.cc
/mepudobi
>>8806735
But I want to wear you as a suit...
>tfw my bf's cock is too big to fit inside because I'm too tight so he only rubbed and grinded his cock against my asshole until he came inside me and then sucked on my neck and nipples until I came
it felt so good but how do I get better prepared for his cock?
>when you get clocked by tooth per smile ratio
>>8806751
Good thing im dead inside and never smiles
Thanks child hood bullies!
>>8806751
>when someone clocks you by ripping open your tummy with a katana and laughing at your lack of uterus
happens to me everyday because i live in bible belt
>>8806747
but it hurts. last time he tried to fit inside me, I started crying and ruined the moment so much we just cuddled and he felt bad. I really want to please him but it just hurts so much.
>>8806744
>mfw no bf.
Like how do I even begin to talk to people?
>>8806768
desu from my experience it sounds like you aren't relaxing the muscles down there
>>8806768
start small and work your way up
>>8806768
and to add to that he sounds like a lovely person
>>8806768
Fucking dreamboat
I just wanna pass...
Is that to much to ask for?...
>>8806786
Yes.
Hon of us! Hon of us!
would you let this person tell you how to run your life and what ideologies to follow?
haha cute bunnies btw
>>8806734
elaborate pls extra points if it's about a cute boy
>>8806790
thats very elaborate
HON OF US HON OF US
>>8806781
no u
>>8806779
i love him more than anything in the world. the fact that he was cool with me being trans was weird and scary but over time I got over it. we just recently started being sexual with each other and he's being so patient.
>>8806778
even the small ones hurt. how does anyone cum from this?
>>8806772
how do I do that?
>>8806770
well we met on 4chan so you could try /soc/ and stuff
>>8806799
how small are you going?
remember to use plenty of lube and start slow
>>8806790
Ok...
One gf plz, xtra sadz, thx.
>>8806800
smallest i've done was 5 inches and it hurts just as bad as my bf's 7.9 inch cock
>>8806799
>how do I do that?
it's tough to explain i think there are probably guides online
but if it's too tight it could be that you're accidentally flexing your muscles because you're too nervous and tense
it's the same as when you're lifting up something with your arm, muscles obviously gotta get used, but then you can just let go and have all the muscles be loose (and obviously drop the shit you're trying to hold, but with sex that thing would be his dick going into you)
>>8806791
lauren is for protecting desu
i want to give her a home with positive people and cute animals where she can be happy
>>8806808
thats a normal cock, try smaller and then work up to that one
>>8806828
you have to let those feelings melt all your muscles and embrace him
>>8806831
like just say fuck it and push into him and ride him without thought?
>>8806828
Idk, three inch maybe
I think you can get practice dildos that get bigger the further you get down
>>8806835
idk
put your finger up your ass
squeeze tight and you can feel it be tense around it
but now try to relax it and feel it be loose
you want to learn how to keep it like that when taking the dick
>>8806847
but muh nails
what's your favorite weather?
>>8806808
You need to work for the girth. Start with butt plugs and slowly work up to dildos in girth size
>>8806857
autumn weather
>>8806853
>tfw you hang around lesbians so much you forgot keeping your nails long is a thing straight women do
>>8806857
cold and rainy
if it snowed here, snowy
>>8806737
scope this thread
>>>/r9k/39454201
This is actually relevant kinda im gonna make another post here in a minute
>>8806794
bf is visiting for Christmas
Gonna hugg and snugg (and probably fugg) for a few weeks
Hey so is there anyone who's knowledgable on FFS? I have a recessed jaw and want it fixed and I don't know where fixing that comes into play in FFS if at all. I also found pics like this on Google and I'm a little concerned because it made her look kind of manlier. I just want my profile to be normal
>>8806874
damn that's a lots of words that im never gonna read like my eyes instantly glazed over
how do people even care about this shit get a fucking life
>>8806874
Damn wearing diapers makes you so enlightened
does diaperfag's entire life revolve around /mtfg/ transbians
like does she just spend all day thinking about this shit
>>8806353
we out here
>>8806353
Attracted to girls, like getting fucked by guys. Make of it what you will.
>>8805978
doc is seeing how i react without spiro and a low dose of cypro.
option 2: orchii
>Can't tell if its heart pain or left breast pain
>Don't care either way because both death and breast growth are welcome
>>8806899
this, and promoting pedophilia
Tfw forever man
tfw walking punchline
>>8806948
>implying the rest of us aren't
>>8806928
>tfw it might be rib pain from your barrel chest growing.
How to get courage to detrans?
>>8806948
at least youre a hilarious one
>>8806980
Repression gen might give you the most serious response.
feel like gregor in the metamorphosis desu
>>8806980
do coke, cut hair, throw pills away.
you're left with less than nothing and you'll feel it by second week...detransing is no solution.
>>8807052
did u get an apple logged into your butt?
>>8807058
basically
>>8807061
ouch
:(
hope it doesn't rot you from the inside out
>>8807075
me too
One of my closest online friends just ghosted and blocked me out of no where and wouldn't tell me why. Really not going well with dysphoria
>>8807135
>online friend
That should be expected behavior for anyone that hasn't been met in person. Still sucks though.
>6'4"
>Ripped
>BBC
>Likes jazz
Am I in heaven?
>>8807152
Yeah but we were pretty close... She has been ignoring me for the past week so I wasn't even surprised when I saw she blocked me but still
>>8806875
Hmm that's strange she got surgery to get a more masculine bone structure and she looks better.
>tfw have no chin
would rather be a chad than an unpassable retarded girl with no pussy and a recessed chin
>>8807135
omfg this happened to me too! it was fucking horrible and months later I'm still making sense of this. it hurt so bad because we were so close. Basically we'd chat and speak every single day...
is your friend trans?
>>8807153
lmao Shakira you're such a slut.
>>8807199
But she does. On the right she looks like a late 30s office drone, on the left she looks like an early 30s former model
>>8807199
go back to your /r9k/ thread
>>8807193
She isn't trans but she helped in the past
Am I mentally ill for being happy my bf's brother moved away? It makes him sad about it, but he's all MINE now. I hope his family never moves back.
>same thread for 9 hours
rip /mtfg/
>>8807171
hi there
>>8807354
I hope so
>>8807272
weird. was she in love wit u?
>>8807356
it hust gets worse actually. and then it gets better and then everything falls apart because bullshit.
>>8807354
so im getting an orchi in a few months, just wondering if you can still get an erection after yours. Its the only thing i am hesitant about.
>>8807356
who dis
>When your bf is a cuckold but you're into daddy-dom little girl kind of stuff
We worked it out by letting me treat my bf like my step daddy who has to take care of me while i screw around with my real dad.
How are you girls all doing?
>>8807354
>>8807378
don't post photoshops of me thanks
>>8807380
No we just pretend lol but its really hot cause we can keep the act up for days.
>>8807389
Too far for me o.o
tfw no d for dragon boobs
>>8807404
I think you got it all twisted sister, my bf just pretends to be my step dad while this guy we met online pretends to be my real dad cumming over to visit and tuck daddys little princess in. I didnt mean it literally we're roleplaying.
>>8807371
Yes getting bonners is ez pz, even more than on AAs even though my test is lower
>>8807422
thank you. give kara a hug from maddie next time you see her.
maybe I should be a girl
:thonkering:
>>8807432
Probably not if you're not sure.
>>8807427
who iz maddie
>>8807434
true
>>8807441
this one i believe
>>8807441
she knows who i am.
>>8807425
Well its kinda like cheating but he likes it and the guy he hooked me up with is down to daddydom a princess so im happy.
>>8807375
Hello sister
>>8807364
No, but I had a crush on her for a while
I bit my lip
>>8807452
stop impersonating me
one natalie shitposter hon is already bad enough we dont need two
>>8807463
I've been here a while I just lurk most of the time
>>8807462
Worth it.
>>8807463
>>8807468
On this episode of /mtfg/ changingroom, the two Natalies fight about who needs to go home and change their style because they cant go around looking the same.
>>8807468
Guess I have to change my tripcode again
>>8807479
No don't please :(
but where is elanna
i fucking love rabbits
>>8807488
banned
>>8807493
probably deserved it
>>8807499
She probably got hit by the mod that came through and banned / warned people for avatarfagging.
>>8807501
Ah ok
>>8807501
when did this happen
what should my new tripcode be now that eva is gone
>>8807501
also pretty understandable since like all the images posted here end up being avatars
>>8807509
Earlier in the thread, although now that I look she wasn't posting then so maybe not?
>>8807493
Just how hard is to unplug you router.
FEELS
>>8807528
>I don't wanna go outside
iktf
>>8807530
There's almost 50 images left you dumbass.
>>8807535
But the bump limit...
>>8807544
Is supposed to be ignored you schmuck.
You could at least lurk a bit before you start shitposting here from reddit.
>40+ images left
stop it you're making me look bad
>>8807530
>new thread
>over 40 images early
this your first rodeo, cowgirl?
>>8807553
But I hate reddit
>6ft
>very slim build and short shoulder width
>not balding
>small feet
>feminine jaw line
>fat ass and somewhat have hips pre-hrt
seriously, I got fucked over in the height department, even 5ft 10 would suffice but no I had to be 6ft
is it worth becoming a hon? I mean... I have money for any FFS which would probably mean rhinoplasty and made hairline lowering but still 6 FT
wish I was a manlet.
>>8807488
Banned due to avatarfagging.
>>8807559
natalie, why are there two of you now
did you undergo mitosis
>>8807563
Don't lie on the Internet. That's a sin.
Take your punishment like a man.
>>8807580
I can't reproduce thankfully
>>8807579
more like banned due to fagging
>>8807590
Say that to my face on discord fgt
>>8807579
Tfw a random mod fucks up what's left of mtfg
>>8807587
i don't know if you need balls to undergo asexual reproduction, but then again i used to think that bulls were a separate species from cows, so what the fuck do i know
it's okay, you'll always be natalie prime to me
>>8807604
Mtfg was always shit man
>>8807609
perfect
micro
skills
>>8807583
>Like a man
B-but
bann elann
>>8807604
Go to bed, it's not even 5am.
hugg elann
>>8807611
Yeah but not because of Sophie or Elanna
>>8807627
Exactly, NOT EVEN 5 AM
Also I am in bed and these capchas make me horny
>>8807636
>Yeah but not because of Sophie or Elanna
That's debatable.
>>8807636
>Exactly, NOT EVEN 5 AM
Why are you even awake this late? Is it because you can finally use your voice again and can't stop singing along to late 90s pop music?
>>8807636
tfw its almost 4am here
i slept tho
i just woke up again
>>8807661
ffs
>>8807636
>Also I am in bed and these capchas make me horny
Maybe it's time to polish the rocket.
>>8807661
The truth is that both of them are mainly involved into some really cringy erping. And they do that annoying shit whenever derpo gets lonely and unfulfilled (in more ways then one). Of course phatty chin has to follow.
>>8807661
i had nightmare ;w;
>>8807689
Bully me daddy
>>8807661
You should put a boy in your bed, I hear people sleep a lot better that way.
>>8807695
Okay so hypothetically
If I was fixing a hole a wall and eating at the same time
And I had yogurt in one hand and spackling paste in the other
And I ate some of the spackling paste instead of the yogurt
Am I going to be okay
>>8807711
Ty that made me feel fulfilled for a good 5 seconds.
Now hit me harder.
O-oh, so I wasn't the only one who got in trouble for avatarfagging :/
M-my poor innocent moogles...
They didn't hurt anyone :'(
>>8807713
http://forums.webmd.com/3/pet-health-exchange/forum/1300
Now this is talking about a dog eating it, but the consensus seems to be that you just drink a lot and you should be fine.
>>8807729
This day will henceforth be known as the great avatarfag purge of 2017
>>8807512
i
have a big crush on you
im sorry
I'm really bad at leeg
how come they didn't ban me
>>8807740
I'm spoken for
...b-but why
I feel like i have this big distributed crush on every girl
>>8807747
yeah i know
its irrelevant isnt it?
>>8807713
>natalie is literally a paste-eater
>>8807755
No it was hypothetical
Nobody is possibly stupid enough to eat paste haha
How do I shave my legs but keep it a secret
>>8807758
did you also eat the blue crayons at school because you thought they'd taste like blueberries?
>>8807734
thank GOD
by the way i don't think it counts as avatarfagging if you use your butt, i think you should try it
>>8807753
I'm in constant need of validation
going to spend the next few months reading religious texts in my room and not interacting with people i think
>>8807764
N-no
>>8807766
well...
youre nice
but its also largely because of your eyes
theyre gorgeous
they resemble someone who once loved me
kind of
hurts honestly
feels like getting stabbed again
>>8807777
who
>>8807782
why
my precious baby from years ago
>>8807765
No u post your butt I'm a certified butt inspector
>>8807777
sorry, anon
>>8807786
I'm gonna stab Elann
>>8807787
its ok
im gonna kms soon
>>8807792
no :c
>>8807796
yes
theres nothing else
>>8807788
cute
>>8807789
reported to the RCMP
mounties are gonna come kick down your door, and the horses will poop on your floor
>>8807798
feeling bad
>>8807799
it will get better
>>8807820
don't lie to me with those beautiful fucking eyes
not again ok
>Oregon has a 9% income tax
FUK
is anyone here religious
i kind of want to start doing stuff but im worried about being this weird spectacle
>>8807774
did you eat the non toxic paste when doing arts and cradts
>>8807853
I didn't really do much in school, when I was ever in it
>>8807857
o-oh
sorry for bully
>>8807843
doing stuff?
i miss you so much morty
it hasn't been the same without you
Just