Flowey edition.
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post /116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• NEW GUIDES • Mannerism help https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Bk0GbW8xgvTgQlheNG5uw
Previous thread >>8770085
Sexuality is unnatural and an accident of evolution. The only way to ascend from our primitive ancestry is to shed aside sexual desires and thoughts. Masturbation is a waste of time and the pleasure it brings is artificial. Love doesn't exist and it's only meant to facilitate pair bonding for reproduction. Disregard your animal instincts and become human. Become asexual.
>>8771488
I am asexual, but I still love
is lain real
>>8771488
poor natalie
>>8771488
Being asexual isn't synonymous with being a misanthropic loner.
>>8771488
i love frosted flakes too
dad rung me again
>"every tranny ends up a dead hooker"
>"actually that's just what shitty movies have made people believe, here's 5 examples of trans people who were successful and aren't dead"
>"bullshit, you're talking out your arse"
>"you can literally look these things up, they are historical fact"
>"everyone who agrees with you is lying, they have an agenda, they're trying to ruin you"
I'd call it gaslighting except 1. He's so fucking bad at it and 2. He actually believes the crazy shit he says
also turns out his GP believes in conversion therapy, thinks most trans people are just confused autistic people etc. and is encouraging his attempts to "reconnect with me" and "steer me back onto the right path" which to my dad means "ring up your kid and tell them you're gonna cut their tits off with a carving knife while they're asleep"
also he calls my mum "mummy" sometimes
if you think I'm a weirdo, well, now you know where I get it from
>>8771488
>chobbed off balls
>became asexual
really makes me think
>>8771468
that hon over there?
>>8771488
*continues to grind dick on u*
Bu tin all seriousness I hope you can manage your depression, because you sound a lot like I did when I was super depressed, and I'd rationalise that feeling sad was just as a good as feeling happy so why bother changing. Dumb, basically, you sound dumb.
>>8771513
It me
>>8771510
> thinks most trans people are just confused autistic people etc
BASED
>>8771488
I'm breaking up with you
>>8771520
Valq, how I've missed you
>>8771518
>>8771524
how is that a horror storie that is literally my DREAM
nothing is more of a fantasy to me then being abducted by a big strong man who clubs me over the back of the head
>>8771527
im not autistic tho
>>8771488
You must be really fun at parties
>>8771525
Y tho
>when betas bend over backwards for you
>>8771541
>when betas cant help but obey you
>>8771530
You need inpatient psychiatric treatment more than I ever did.
tfw ur your daddy bfs useless mentallychallenged mentall-issues lowiq retarded drooling orbiter
>>8771551
that sounds fun i like being taken care of and talking
>>8771510
my dad calls himself daddy when talking with me is that wierd?
>>8771557
Nah, I'm not talking talk therapy here. More being locked up in high sec with heavy neuroleptic medication.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6vqs9s/bisexuals_who_have_dated_both_men_and_women_what/
Reminder that girls are soft and fun to kiss!
>>8771557
>tfw ur your daddy bfs useless mentallychallenged mentall-issues lowiq retarded drooling orbiter
Surely you can do better, no?
>>8771563
what if they locked me up in cage at my daddys house and they can give me the medicine there
>>8771570
not really sweaty
my bf makes lots of money is handsome and tall nad the best
>>8771474
new guide found:
http://www.bedwettingabdl.com/12_Month_Diaper_Training_Program_For_Becoming_incontinent.html
>>8771569
personally, i think it's cis male chasers who give the best kisses - kissing girls in comparison feels like putting your mouth on damp silly putty that someone heated up in the microwave for half a minute
What is the appeal behind kissing?
The human mouth is filthy. Human beings are filthy, disgusting, disease and bacteria ridden creatures and the mouth is the absolute worst of it all. Why would you multiple that hideousness twofold?
>>8771585
is this real
why would anyone do this
>>8771593
What happened that made you so opposed to human contact?
>>8771593
Kissing is fun, not sexual and totally non-committal.
>>8771593
kiossing is cool, and u can share the food in ur mouth with ur kissing partner, thats pretty useful
>>8771594
its for ddlg lifestyle
>>8771585
wtf
>>8771585
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
>>8771593
>What is the appeal behind kissing?
it feels nice and makes you want to fugg
I don't like being a hon
>>8771609
please take me with you.
I hate it here too
>>8771617
So do something about it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
>>8771609
but u want a diapee gf but u dont weant her to be incotinent?
:(
>>8771608
dont knock it till u try it
we make a crowdfund for my innhouse pyschotic care pwease
>>8771617
its okay sheen u still have hope if u get in shape ull never know ur true self underneath!
>>8771618
Move to Hungary. They actually have a border.
>>8771617
you looked pretty okay when I saw the photos
>>8771632
Id still bother other people with my existence if I was in hungary
>>8771617
If I hit the lottery, You're coming to live with me.
You'll only be allowed Amazon gift cards but no actual moneys.
I'll train you to be addicted to cardio and skincare and you'll have a specific diet.
.....I really want someone to 'mom' around.
>>8771632
Until every higher member of their government starts vanishing or disappearing one by one and is replaced by oddly radical progressives that push for one world governments and open boarders and start to import Africans by the millions
>>8771637
But otherr people enjoy your existence, you're the only one who doesn't. To my knowledge at least.
>>8771637
this is one of my favorite videos, i want you to have it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJqDPaf31Gw
>>8771510
Your dad is a giant asshole, sorry you have to deal with him
Tell him to look up Sophie Wilson and Lynn Conway some time, though I doubt he gives a shit about anything that disagrees with his point of view
>>8771617
Hugg
>tfw sheen will never be your comfy Aussie mommy
>>8771638
I want a friend to mom me like that so bad :/
>>8771641
thats because those people are stupid and easily manipulated
anon anon anon anon anon anon anon anon anon
>>8771510
> most trans people are just confused autistic people
Looking around here, are you sure he's not right?
>>8771637
hugg phienchen
>>8771655
go away
>>8771649
>le depression logic
That's wrong though, you daft mare.
>>8771650
beXXXe, are you okay
you're skipping like an old scatman john record
>>8771660
>>8771661
GO AWAY
>>8771665
I...WHAT?!
>>8771662
i just wanted you to look at my operator
>>8771661
it's ok anna
and yeah it's nice to not have to worry about where i'm going to be living every 3-4 months
how ru?
>>8771665
We are like Iratus bugs. If you try to remove us we only hug more.
>>8771665
No Sophie is for hugging when she's sad
>>8771665
:(
your a cool person, seriously, don't get yourself down!
>>8771672
>>8771674
>>8771675
>>8771677
I dont want to be touched leave me alone
>>8771673
does the S on the baseball cap stand for "sexe bexe"
i don't think you're going to get very far in PUBGUH with no tactical vest or backpack though
>>8771681
okay, sorry :(
>>8771654
its 100% true, Britain's health system imposed a lot more stringent gatekeeping, refusing trans people hormones and surgery for years if they were autistic. this changed with the influx of nonbinaries, most of which are just autistic women.
autistic people can't be trans, they can only be desperate fantasists who lack the ability to introspect fully, or understand human behaviour and society.
>>8771687
dont contradict yourself
>>8771681
Okay but people like you so there :D
>>8771697
I SAID GO AWAY
>>8771695
why are you so upset tonight, sadphie? what's put you in such a bad mood?
>>8771681
oki I wont touch you
>>8771704
the voices in my head are so loud and I dont have alcohol
>>8771695
I'm just a dummy then :^)
But that's okay if I can make a friend feel less shit
im very depressed how are you
>>8771700
>>8771712
Phien, we love you, but bitch if you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry about!
>>8771712
i think you should cuddle your bf to make yourself feel better and not try and bait people into being mean to you because everybody likes you too much for that
>>8771722
that sucks :(
can I hugg you?
>>8771726
ye Ill fuck off
and breakdown somewhere else
>>8771729
I'll abuse you if you do
>>8771722
I'm very clean girl.
Finna get fucked up tonight.
>>8771732
No don't
>>8771735
I might get fucked up early
real depression hours
>>8771733
Oh, sorry :(
There's nothing wrong with having breakdowns in public Sophie I do it all the time
>>8771748
same
>>8771741
Sounds fun, I need to go and get more drinks.
great, the kiwis are awake
>>8771762
Why don't you like me?
>annoying having to wash both boxers and panties
>starting to wear just panties
>hair is too long and both workplaces bitch about it
>need to tie hair up
why is everything in my life trying to feminize me
I have a bad feeling I'm gonna get junktouched by the TSA
>>8771684
THE E IS SILENT
also i don't need a backpack or a vest, just give me an m16 and a 2x scope and a redbull and i'm good
>>8771687
never heard of it but i'm glad it and you are good
I don't think I do anything to help anyone here, Im not even helping myself
>>8771769
Some things are fated.
>>8771778
>THE E IS SILENT
That's why I say bexie now :^)
That's how I always said it in my mind, since I don't do French
>never heard of it but i'm glad it and you are good
It flopped pretty hard. But yeah I'm doing alright
Don't know if you heard about the gender clinic stuff yet but I had my intake there and they accepted that I came to the right place so now I have to wait 2 more months for a psychologist
>>8771748
I'm still behind iron curtains I've never cried outside a controlled setting and I don't ever scream. Only in music. I feel disconnected from reality. I wish I could be more attached and emotional.
>>8771778
Silent? Nah, it sounds like Bèxé.
>>8771778
>THE E IS SILENT
HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
alright bexe unchained, i'll respect your silent letters and your poor tactical outfit
>>8771778
Tetra's little pupper Barxie
>>8771775
Why is it a bad feel?
i hungy
can someone get me some mcnuggies with sweet and sour sauce
>>8771654
there's a correlation between autism and gender dysphoria but that doesn't necessitate that gender dysphoria is less valid if you have autism; if anything all that can be inferred is that it may mean there's a link between the causes of both, that those causes are neurological, and that, as autism isn't curable, neither is gender dysphoria and efforts should instead made to improve quality of life rather than attempt to use conversion tactics- reinforcing what we already know, in other words.
>>8771789
ayy same
part of the reason my dad thinks I'm more autistic than I actually am is I've never properly cried in front of him, especially not since I was a kid
...because I'm scared of what he'd do if I did
>>8771825
Honestly I feel more trutrans because I have aspie
I really do trust statistics and this makes it more likely for my trannydom to be true, so it's cool
>>8771825
The problem is more about the issue of irreversible treatments and surgeries without the capability of consent. That's only a problem for the very deep end of the autism spectrum.
>>8771835
>Honestly I feel more trutrans because I have aspie
Mtfg in a nutshell
>>8771801
this has been happening for YEARS
>>8771790
no it's in american english, as god intended
>>8771810
tetra's the pupper
maybe i should get her a collar
>>8771835
That's not how statistics work, you know...
>>8771849
>>8771850
its her way of reassuring herself
>>8771856
Not significantly so when you compare the size of the subsets involved.
>>8771849
>this has been happening for YEARS
can i choose which /e/ to make silent
i'm going to start pronouncing it bkse, like it's some sort of bosnian village
I'm sorry
>>8771866
So 1 in 68 people have autism. That's, on a population of 350 million 5.15 million people.
If 0.03 people are trans (like I've heard being thrown around), that is 120.000 people.
Of those 120.000 people, 1/(68/5)=1/13.6 is autistic. That's around 9000 people.
Of the 5.15 million autists, 9000 people are trannies, which is 0.17%
That's honestly quite a difference and thus somewhat less implausible for me to be trans. Basically what >>8771860 said
>>8771881
What's the matter?
>>8771881
For what?
>>8771884
Wait I fucked that up somewhere lol
Nevermind
>>8771488
>the pleasure it brings is artificial
what does artificial mean
it releases dopamine, that's quite "real"
>tfw you fuck him so hard you tear one of your labias
whoopsa
i dont want to feel suicidal everyday so i think logically i should just go through with it
>>8771915
T- teach me?
I came 8 times today and the last time it was just a few drops of watery cum!
>>8771915
"Too much lube is almost enough" applies to both ends, folks!
I take it you feel better now?
>>8771936
whenever i cum it's usually only a few drops
does this make my benis more feminine?
>almost 11 months on HRT
>barely any boobs
>huge shoulders
where's the rope
I got junktouched by the TSA :(
Heya friends <3
How was your day?
Today I didnt do much but I had money for once so I bought a McChicken and food for the week
I also bought
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1Pair-Women-Socks-Thigh-High-Socks-Over-Knee-Rainbow-Stripe-Girls-Socks-Black-White-Elastic-Wear/32825189432.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.XPquJ0
and
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/White-Color-Women-Girls-Health-Care-Cute-Anime-Kaomoji-kun-Emotiction-Mouth-muffle-Kawaii-Cotton-Anti/32801279002.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.XPquJ0
from aliexpress because I want to start wearing more cute things soon
rn i wear really really boring, dull clothes and yeah
>>8771936
>not always having a few drops of watery cum
heh *does the cypro dance and cries in pain from penis atrophy*
>>8771958
I think I came this month
or maybe last month
>>8771957
was the TSA agent who touched you cute
>>8771913
I too will never know the joys of being aspertistic ;-;
>>8771957 #
was the TSA agent who touched you black
Lani.
>>8771959
that's a cute mask
i discussed the intricasies of feet stepping on a girl and then got up and microwaved some pizza
already bored
>>8771970
you've been seeming really insecure about autism lately, did one of the tests come back positive
>>8771967
I dunno, I was trying to think of something else.
>tub drain is clogged
>I suspect it was a chickenbone from a pan I set in there to soak
>nothing seems to unclog it
>can't shower
>feeling disgusting
HALP!
>>8771973
I think so
>>8771981
I've always been insecure about autism
You know, given the whole recluse thing mimics the symptoms badly
>>8771991
It'd definitely hide the bottom of your face, but I don't think I've ever seen anybody wear something like that, outside of chinese people
>>8771992
so he wasnt cute and he was black, my condolences
>>8771991
Also, watcha studying?
I think face masks are cool
Especially if you have a hat with another face
I am here to bully some trannies. (straight, cis male, cute af)
>>8772003
I got groped by a girl though. Wouldn't have set off the groin alarm if they hit the "male" button :/
>>8772011
you sound like a tranny
>hey natalie can you come into work today
>yeah sure
>dont check weather
>its a fucking hurricane
WHY DO PEOPLE ORDER FOOD ONLY WHEN THERE IS A NATURAL DISASTER ALREADY BALLS DEEP IN THE CITY
>>8772011
>>8771959
you should wear even more cute things. do you like j-fashion?
>>8771964
being a girl really does excite people sexually. what a fetish
>>8771970
sorry you arent autistic. you should know you arent alone in this though, theres plenty of other people who think they can be truetrans without the autism. and maybe if we watch enough CWC videos we can learn
how do i eat food
>>8772013
would have set off a chest alarm though
there's no winning
>>8771990
did you... soak a pan in the bathtub?
>>8771869
b*xe
>>8771858
kill 'em all
leave 'em completely disorganised
>>8771997
yeah but still >.<
>>8772008
Government & Politics and Classical Civilizations
Both are pretty fun to study but classics is pretty hard at times- I've never really been very good at English literature-like subjects so I do tend to struggle sometimes.
>>8772019
I'm not sure
for a pretty long while I've sort of just worn whatever
but now I'm starting to try to actually wear things that are somewhat presentable ^-^
>>8772011
Me! Pick me. I need a participatory study.
>>8772021
starve yourself for a couple of days without meaning to
wonder why you're so hungry
make a meal that is slightly large
bring it back to your room
take 2 bites and start crying because you feel bad for eating so much
continue to eat while crying because youd feel even worse if you threw it out
attempt not to vomit hours later
>>8772023
>did you... soak a pan in the bathtub?
Giant pan doesn't fit in my tiny sink.
>>8772019
I dunno, I've never really fetishized being a girl. It's more just like "well, this body feels wrong to me and I'm happier when I imagine myself to have a standard girl's body, so I guess I'm trans then"
>>8772015
I've had thoughts about being a woman before, but I enjoy being a man. I especially enjoy the attention women give me, but don't tell them that.
>>8772018
Are you ugly?
>>8772025
Okay, how fat and masculine are you?
>>8772011
Ya me too my dude
>>8772024
Classical civilizations sounds like it'd be fun. That's kinda the greco/roman era, yeah?
>>8772022
I dunno, my tits are pretty freakin small. And I would probably prefer having my chest touched than my junk. :/
>>8772032
i think i have cute face and body shape
but my skin is really awful and my legs too small
so yeah unfortunately
>>8772039
I've heard some people have gotten good results from some leg exercises
>>8772031
i was just makin a prank
>>8772021
depends on the food to be desu with you fambuland
>>8772024
rainbow socks and masks are more part of a fashion statement than just presentable looks. if you like them you should look into some j-fash stuff like larme. its a nice hobby and learning more about it is really fun and useful. and /cgl/ is a nice board
>>8772044
everybody would get good results from leg exercise, and exercise in general.
>>8772037
Yeah
its sort of English Literature but with Greek and Roman plays/epics and with some history mixed in too
Like last year the main things we learned about was the Iliad and the plays of Aristophanes (in particular the Archaeneans [I probably misspelled that], the Knights [also known as the Horsemen] and Peace).
We were also taught some of the context around them - ie Aristophanes' plays were mostly political so we learnt a bit about the Peloponnesian War and things like that.
Shoutouts to exercise
>>8772044
yeah
im slowly gaining weight atm but just come out of being skin and bone, so ill exercise more as hrt does its thing and i gain more
i should drink more milk
>tfw you will never have a circle of beta orbiters willing to satisfy your every whim
>tfw you will never be stacey
why live?
>>8772056
Milk is dank and a great source of EZ calories
>>8772051
thanks for the suggestion <3
i'll take a look at that stuff yeah :)
>>8772053
That does sound pretty interesting. You going just for the knowledge, or is there a career goal you have in mind?
>>8772051
Bah, looking back I can see your original statement was dripping in sarcasm.
And yeah, leg exercises are good for everyone
>>8772056
milk is tasty. Oranges are good too, and high in calcium.
>>8772028
I..... I do this.
>>8772029
i'll accept that, but why was there chicken detritus in it
why aren't you girls catgirls yet
>>8772072
I don't really have any career goals honestly
I mostly took it because I had fairly bad GCSE results so I wasn't able to take my first choices of subjects (I think my first choices were Gov & Pol, History and Physics)
im hungry :(
who wants to see something really lewd
Well, it kinda looks like you got government and history. No physics though sadly
>>8772080
I'm jealous of that catgirl.
>>8772091
I want my heart back
>>8772090
I'd bring you food, but it's still frozen.
>>8772080
we would just end up being sphinxes or lynxes or some other shitty version of a cat
>>8772098
>try to transition into a cat
>become a puppy instead
sounds about right
>>8772090
do you want some nuts?
>>8772097
She's Canadian, that's her whole jam.
>>8771947
I dont use lube for sex
>I take it you feel better now?
not in the slightest
>>8771927
maybe one day
post your tail plug mtfg
>>8772114
>Does it involve two males(male)?
even lewder
>>8772090
For cock?
>>8772114
No, I was just pretty depressed at the time so it was hard to focus on revision and studying
>>8772098
Das racist.
The only shitty cats are cats with no nose and Space Cats
>>8772128
Hisssssss
>>8772131
Shut up, fag.
>>8772097
Thoughts appreciated.
I get to go home soon and eat me some homemade schnitzel though
>>8772104
Ooo what kind
>>8772114
In what way
>>8772128
Yes, always
>>8772136
I'm not the dildoface posting Chinese cartoons in a shemale thread
>>8772136
>cute cis guy
sir, those don't exist
>>8772141
Let's make some plans.
>>8772134
I don't know what you mean by ill try not to. and you should never feel bad because you might have it easier than anybody else, that doesnt invalidate your troubles at all.
>>8772141
Deez Nuts.
HAH. Got 'em!
you have no idea how long I laughed at just the idea of getting to post that. turned my day around. ill send you a baked good of your choice so long as it can hold up in the mail
>>8772146
yeah I know that but there wasn't much I could take
Most subjects I was good in required B grades in English literature and while I had a B grade in English language I'd only had a C or D grade in English literature so like
I pretty much didnt have a choice in what I took
TIL going insane literally means that your fucking head hurts this fucking much hihihihi
>>8772146
just a question of enough sexual trauma
>>8772141
>homemade schnitzel
Sophie is a bad influence.
>>8772161
>implying Id influence anyone in the area of food
are you high
>tfw shakira and burch are gone forever
>>8772141
When you're hungry, you win.
When you're not, you lose.
Unless you've been hungry long enough to stop feeling hunger, in which case you win again. Simple, ja?
>>8772167
>tfw shakira and burch are gone forever
Thank fucking God.
>>8772165
She's Germanising because of you!
>communist anime
omg you are upset
>>8772011
Still waiting
>>8772183
I'm in game.
>>8772182
doubtful she doesnt even speak deutsch yet
>>8772165
>Communist pic
I'm sorry it had to come to this Sophie
>>8772153
Pls send me pie
>>8772152
Your place or mine
>>8772161
Don't u be hating on schnitzel
>>8772167
I don't follow but I'm not very smrt
>>8772176
It's tasty but I burned the breadcrumbs ;-;
>>8772190
I wanna learn German
Unironically
>>8772191
you wanna fuck?
I am probably still wet
>>8772197
I have two trashcans in my bathroom.
>>8772204
Post pic of self to backup your claims of being cute.
>>8772157
Just don't break anything or your wallet will hate you for it.
Also UTIs.
>>8772206
Does it matter what she looks like when a year from now she'll be on hormones?
>>8772198
But what about your bf
>>8772204
Are u suggesting we do lots of drugs and have lots of sexu and puke them all back up?
>>8772197
give me your address and ill send you a pie. your choice of apple, cherry, or blueberry. i do cherry the best, though im pretty solid at all of them.
>>8772198
no thanks
>>8772208
ye, I learned the uti lesson years ago
and my wallet is empty anyway
>>8772213
oh right, nevermind
>>8772217
same
>>8772214
Can I come too?
>>8772214
Just no cocaine or meth.
!!NSFW!!
>>8772234
No cocaine? That's no fun at all.
>>8772238
I have responsibilities.
>>8772153
oh, okay :)
sorry for doing this
I am so tired
>>8772258
Then go to sleep
>>8772267
I've never actually done it.
>>8772275
Post a pic of yourself I want to jerk off to you.
Just a reminder that if you hug a transgirl you also catch the trans
Trust me it's science
>>8772238
Elanna he's posting anime, he just wants to steal your hormones.
>>8772278
Maybe someday.
>tfw life is weird now family knows your a repressed tranny but backed out of it
time to cut them out of my life it seems
>>8772275
Me neither, I've just done research chems that are similar and liked them a lot
>>8772284
I'm going to force fem you one day and I know you'll love it.
>>8772197
Don't worry about it. You probably don't want to lose your gainz anyway.
dead thread
Things might be numb again but thank god I'm no longer a tranny
>>8772350
Shut up Amy.
Why is this the only somewhat decent thread on this board
>>8772293
I've only ever had baby lines but, all it ever did for me was give me energy and make me talk too much. Then a nasty headache half an hour later :(
>>8772356
we have the best memes
>>8772354
You shut up
Tranny
mewithoutYou is coming in cocktober and theyre playing a b life (one of the best albums of all time) in its entirety AND theyre hringing russian circles with them. and I'm super fucking going. Wheres anna.
>>8772381
hey I made that based on this transgirldiaries comic :D
>>8772381
>we have the best memes
this
>>8772362
Idk different people respond to uppers differently. I honestly get significant euphoria from other uppers so I doubt coke would be any different
>not doing acid with Elanna right now
why even live
>not attacking elanna with acid right now
right in the feels
>>8772416
your feminien penis is very sxy bb
I prefer fucking trannies with their panties on, so I don't have to see their balls.
>>8772455
*girltinkler(male)
>>8772459
what if you had your balls removed so its not at all gay?
>>8772466
I want children. Eventually.
>>8772459
is fucking trannies something you do often?
Guys why do boys keep looking at me uneasily in the men's locker room
Also I matched my shorts shoes and socks finally and it's cute
>>8772472
I've honestly only been with cis women, but I like shitposting. So, yeah. All the time.
>>8772459
What if I told u I don't have any balls
>>8772453
Would acid get rid of my facial hair?
>>8772477
Honestly no idea why that would happen desu.
>>8772437
Mmn, true. I have so little experience with uppers too; I've mostly been into cannabis, alcohol and to a lesser extent, hallucinogens. I've only had small doses of cocaine and a good hit of an mda/mdma blend. The latter was admittedly pretty awesome.
>>8772490
>Would acid get rid of my facial hair?
Yes, but...
>>8772489
I've lurked; I know. I'd be totally scared to touch your Frankenvag, but you wouldn't notice my trepidation because I'm cool as shit and just kinda go at things.
>>8772490
>no idea why
O..w
I miss _____
>>8772416
>>8772381
I don't think I've ever internally cringed as much as I did when I read these
>>8772490
yes, along with your face
so you get electrolysis and FFS all with one splash
If we were able to distill these kinds of things, I think they could be used to force our junks to go into themselves for a no-surgery-needed penile inversion
>>8772516
Girl Faye
>>8772517
wow I dun goofed on that format
"If we were able to distill these kinds of things, I think they could be used to force our junks to go into themselves for a no-surgery-needed penile inversion"
was supposed to go after
"I don't think I've ever internally cringed as much as I did when I read these"
>>8772516
pre-DLC culture gaming.
>>8772516
snow
>>8772523
In my day people made content and you had to find sites that had content and share that content with your friends to play together
Now you get sued for doing that
>>8772516
(you)
I think I just got next-level bullied :(
I can't become the bully like this.
>>8772517
>>8772496
Worth it though.
Probably.
>>8772508
Well I do know why, but I decided not to say.
So like I think I finally got old, I found a thing kids are doing that I don't get.
Paying $40 and waiting for tickets to get into pop up instagram art installations to take pictures
>>8772507
>(((Cis)))
>animuposting
more like Cute Trans Girl UwU
>>8772537
it's okay faye, I'm 19 and don't get that at all
in fact, I've never even heard about it until now
>>8772507
Honestly just don't call it a frankenvag and you're golden
>>8772496
MDMA is goat
>>8772516
when i was really detached from reality and didn't even know what i looked like and could be comfortable numb as a boy
>>8772549
But if I'm not needlessly insensitive, how will you know I'm cool?
>>8772549
You, Matthew, some MDMA. Recipe for a great time right there
>>8772516
i miss emma ;w;
>>8772565
Who r u
>>8772575
Fix me, then.
>>8772567
>projecting your repressed love of Matthew onto others
It's okay, we're supportive friends.
>>8772594
Fix you how, with a whip?
>>8772600
Like that's work.
>>8772616
Omg answer me, twerp
>>8772618
she's a new proto tranny rping as a boy
>>8772637
I'm just a guy.
>>8772620
>>8772631
Alright, get over to repgen or get outta of here before those harpies sink their claws into you
You lack the experience and vigilence like repgen so you might actully be memed into female hormones and won't be able to stop
Go find real woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RndsVE0Av6c
The war between mtfg and repgen
Ur the wasps cause your ugly
>>8772647
Dunno what that is.
>>8772643
So is most of this board
>>8772663
Don't engage with trannies unless you know your immune and are aware of these subversion techniques
Persue cis women if you want a gf
And judging by the fact you aren't sexually repulsed by the idea of dating trannies you have some latent homosexuality in you too
Go date a man or a woman
Just not half breeds, they will infect you
>>8772496
>on citalopram
>dxm and ssris
Fuckdude i almost died
>>8772667
You're sort of cute.
>>8772691
Chaser plsgo
>>8772705
Seeing that Elanna's gone, sure.
>>8772718
Bye,
Lose our number
>>8772691
>>8772718
Purge
>laying in shower crying
>think about dying
>think about how everything will finally be peaceful and happy
>no more pain or suffering
>no more inadequacy or being worthless
>just quiet and solace
>realize im smiling
>realize i spent like 2 hours in the shower
>>8772726
R u me?
>>8772726
im about to do that now
>>8772726
>lay down for bed
>remember everything
guess ill just stay up till i feel like i can pass out
>realizing that the only time I'm happy is thinking about when I died before
hey Natalie I know you're self conscious about your height but the girl who served me at the computer shop was vietnamese and like four inches taller than me which means she was an inch taller than u and she was cis
>>8772798
hugggggggggg its been a while ily sheen
>>8772812
hugg
>>8772798
Of all the things that bother me, dysphoria and my height aren't some of them.
If I woke up a 5'3" cis girl tomorrow I'd still want to die just as much.
someone post that one with the cringy ritsu twitter trans girl thing
>>8772816
no ive done that since childhood and i started AAs yesterday
>>8772833
i no, like if I woke up tomorrow 130lbs I would still be bald and have a giant skeleton and be sad about that but its the little battles in life, win where you can
>>8772840
I feel like this is another excuse you tell yourself to not try to lose weight beyond whatever you call dieting.
>>8772846
pretty sure I have this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binge_eating_disorder
>>8772816
nah, that's just being trans
>Get home
>Eat a bit
>"Well, I'll just take a quick nap"
>Wake up five hours later.
What the fuck why does this happen
>>8772833
What would make you not want to be dead? inb4 dying
>>8772548
My coworkers were talking about doing this
This is $40
There's a banana swing in a banana room too
>>8772872
Since I can remember, since I understood what death was, at like 5, it's the only thing I've wanted.
>>8772868
>get home
>try to eat
>can't
>go throw up
>"I'll just take a quick nap"
>remember I haven't slept in days
>"oh... that's right"
>sit in the corner of my room
>cry
why the fuck does this happen
Dystopian feel of the day, working out at hundred dollar a month gym looking at homeless person sleeping outside 100k art college
>wake up because I dont leave the house
>fall over getting out of bed
>lay there
>wonder why i get breakouts a day later
>>8772883
>>8772910
it's the depression
it's the eating disorder
it's the loneliness
etc.
>>8772913
I believe B and C to be related to A
So hey, question. I need litter and some other stuff from a store .3 miles away, stuff that's too heavy to carry. I know how to drive, and I have a car, just never got my license (That's why I was so upset. I was going to call and set up an appointment today for the test). Would it be bad to just nip over there?
>>8772904
Poor art piece
>>8772932
I've done that before you'll be fine
Why do old men stare at me in the changing room when I change out of my completely wet drenched tshirt
What's the best alcohol to drink alone in my room on a Friday night /mtfg/?
>>8772726
>wasting all that water on a future corpse
Bully dude was a fraud. Who else want to take the helm?
>>8772943
Because they want to suck your boy penis.
>>8772943
They're just jealous of you, faye
>>8772948
Rum and coke
>>8772932
>seriously considering prison over asking for help
Never change mtfg
crunchy cheetos or puffy cheetos, mtfg?
how do I get a friend to orbit me less
>>8772948
something depressing, like supermarket brand vodka
>>8772964
I don't do caffeine anymore, but I used to drink that a lot.
>>8772992
Well I do really want to get smashed.
>>8773000
Can't buy spirits in supermarkets here.
>>8772984
puffy like tranny nipples
>>8773006
>Can't buy spirits in supermarkets here.
really? i didn't think NZ was one of those countries
in that case, maybe some bum wine or something (dumb trannies don't deserve nice alcohol)
>>8773006
id definitely do bourbon or chambord then. i can drink an entire bottle of chambord easy since it just tastes like a nice raspberry syrup, and bourbon is a really smooth sipping drink if you want to spread out the drunkeness over like a couple of hours.
>>8772943
>>8772516
Sophie
>>8772943
they're mirin ur pec gainz
>>8771488
It's pointless trying to give any insight to these mongols who actually think their life is ruined because they don't (((pass)))
>>8771910
>incorrectly arguing semantics
The opposite of artificial is natural, not real.
Interacting with the environment for the joy of it instead of chasing chemicals.
You're a retard.
>>8773009
My nipples hurt a lot senpai.
>>8773017
Lol idk why we can't buy it at supermarkets, but it's not like liquor stores are hard to come by.
I already have lots of bubbly, but that's for Saturday.
>>8773022
I prefer Midori to Chambord desu.
>>8773039
Faye is pussy.
>>8773040
My life is ruined exactly because of that, what are you on about?
Remember not to reply to it.
>>8773045
>arguing
i literally asked what artificial meant in that context lmao
>what does artificial mean
it is a natural release of dopamine, soooo
>>8773048
>I already have lots of bubbly, but that's for Saturday.
why are you drinking so much
surely reality isn't THAT bad
>>8773048
Say hypothetically I put you in a maid outfit, does that mean I'm obligated to give you treats?
>>8773072
what if ally put you in a maid outfit
>>8773073
I like you
>>8773064
I ahh, am very lonely.
>>8773072
W-w-w-what?
I guess, but I don't like eating lots of sugar, so it'd have to be something else.
>>8773073
ah yes the sarcastic quip and passive aggression comes out now
ignore what, interacting with environment? niggy the reason you feel good from doing that is chemical release of pleasure
>>8773065
faye have you got your ears pierced yet?
>>8773077
._.
>>8773088
I had the cartilage pierced but it fell out and healed
>>8773084
>I ahh, am very lonely.
just get a boy and/or girlfriend, there ain't exactly a shortage of those
import faye and you can have both at the same time
>>8773094
Why didn't you get like standard ear piercings on your earlobes?
>>8773094
why not get your ear pierced 8 times?
>replying to it
Burchira will we back any second now
>>8773094
u should get ur lobes pierced :D
i want to get them done again so I can get a second set of silver studs but that would probably look bad on me
>>8773048
ive never had midori, or seen it in a store. if i ever do ill pick it up though, melon is a great flavor. sometimes ill do absinthe if i can get a good local brand, but thats a rare treat
>>8773069
>Tfw u depression drinking alone
>>8773077
!!!
>>8773096
>import faye and you can have both at the same time
Why do you people say things like that to me?
>>8773105
Ye it's great with Baileys
If you're happy and you know it, It's the meds
>>8773127
Lmao, but meds make you feel like robot!
Pic related my 2 cents
>>8773127
Does booze count as meds?
Cause my actual meds don't work.
>>8773116
>you people
oh, i see how it is
well it's obvious to US PEOPLE that you're possessed by spirits of lust and desire faye
*clack clack*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycUHgg0zzU
>>8773148
those just look like sugar pills
>>8773143
B-b-b-but I only like girls anon, not ((((((boys)))))).
>>8773157
do you like me?
>>8773157
finally someone around here with proper taste
boys are meh-tier
>>8773157
But Faye can be anyone u want Faye to be.
That's the mistery and beauty of Faye.
So I got pulled over...
>>8773157
all trannies are sans exception bisexual, but whatever, just keep her in girlmode then
she's like one of those old transformer toys that flicks between a car and optimus prime, she can switch back and forth on a whim
>>8773176
did you suck the officers dick
>>8773176
were you speeding?
$27 with delivery included
>>8773169
Of course.
>>8773171
Ikr
>>8773174
>>8773179
What is this meme? Idgi.
Plz explain
>>8773184
>salmon donut
Could there be a less appealing name?
How is the texture?
>>8773204
Be my dota mom
>>8773085
Maybe if you're a monkey on evolutionary rails. Are you?
Hello anybody have experience about nail salons
I wanna go and make my nails done ,
Also I wanna try my new voice , I am sure it will be much easier to pass to these Asians
What I should order ?
How to order ?
Anybody has any experience
H-hi m-mtfg