wen day is dark alway rember happy day
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post /116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
>>8768932
>tfw you have the sads and want to cry, and can feel your eyes wanting to cry but you're at work and have to hold it in
>>8770092
Do your best anon; what kind of sads do you have?
im watching anime all day 2day
>>8770102
What're you watching?
>>8770104
kemono friends
I just came watery cum all over my pants and now they're stained
are all old hons loud and obnoxious or do chill ones exist
I like Joan
Cut my liiiife into pieceeeees
hes actually doing it. wow trump. the absolute mad man.
>>8770115
I like you too anon <3
>>8770118
whats he doing?
>>8770118
The military ban? Shouldn't surprise you, it'll give him a boost with the republicans who have been falling away from him.
>>8770117
when that conference happens, I am gonna do pic related to you
>>8770121
This?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/23/politics/white-house-memo-transgender-military-ban/index.html
Also some stupid non-trans related things.
>>8770117
me too pls
>Move at a snails pace for relationships/felling
>friend gets crush on me
>Say sorry I don't feel the same right now
>2-3 months later I start falling hard
>They've moved on to someone else
every fucking time.
So when are lanner and phie going to marry
I'm a cis girl and my ex was MtF, I don't know why but I prefer MtF girls over girls and guys, idk if that's offensive but they're just so fskjlgsd cute and amazing BUT they're nowhere to be found in my country or they're gay : ( i'll never have a qt mtf gf
>>8770136
>or they're gay
That certainly doesn't help
>>8770136
It's not offensive to have a preference. Keep looking, you'll find your qt gf.
>>8770128
I mean
If it happens
U sure u wanna hug a depressed fgt?
>>8770136
kys tbqhon
>>8770136
It's not offensive. Everyone has a preference, and as long as you treat them as more than a fetish object it's all good.
Though, wouldn't them being gay work in your favor?
>>8770136
>or they're gay
I think you mean straight
when they're in a relationship with you they're gay
>>8770136
What's offensive is calling MtFs who are into guys gay. Not sure if that was underhanded misgendering...
>>8770136
pls be my gf
>>8770134
The solution is just to have a harem- anytime anybody is attracted to you, add them to your harem in case you fall for them later
>>8770155
>wanting 3D C I S female pig dog
>>8770159
I fucking hate that word. I was always surrounded by female friends as a kid and teenager and my mother called them my harem. That annoyed them as much as it annoyed me, as you can guess.
>>8770166
Ech, yeah.
Maybe it's because I'm not a parent but I've never understood why parents seem to love embarrassing their children, even if it means annoying others to go along with it.
im gay for boys
>>8770170
wow gay
>>8770170
ew boys are a yuck
>>8770170
tbhon boys are icky
i'm a boy for gays
>>8770183
AMY
>>8770178
>>8770182
Objectively
False
>>8770170
boys are not trustworthy
>>8770191
Consider this though
1. Boys are a yuck
2. Girls are cute
>>8770193
Honestly like 2/3 of the top 3 trusted people in my life are boys
>>8770195
Consider this:
1. Boys are cute
2. Girls are cute
>>8770191
tbhon I am right and you are wrong
/thread
>>8770198
girls are double cute
>>8770202
boys and girls simply have different qualities.
>>8770208
this
boys have thick pulsating cocks that can fill you up with gallons of cum and girls are soft and cuddly
>>8770092
>still capable of crying
>>8770199
That's not how that works u have to kiss a boy and not like it
>>8770202
Nuh, they're just different and awesome in their own ways
>>8770136
Gay for girls
>>8770229
boys are scary
>>8770224
Uwu
>>8770224
boys can be very smol and soft and cuddly, though the best boys are the ones that lift and pick you up easily. but then those are the best girls too
>>8770189
That wasn't my post
But gay tops are better than straights or chasers because they are more sexually aggressive
>>8770237
The best ones are approachable
>>8770242
the only acceptable boys are femboys who take hormones
I think that if I would get a bf he would have to have a big cock
>>8770245
Those aren't boys
>>8770245
So mtfg
also intersex boys are ok too sometimes
>>8770240
are chasers not sexually aggressive?
what's the point of being with a girl if you're submissive
>>8770224
Yeah I am too lazy to actively have sex so a guy who just fucks you sounds great. :^)
Otherwise just hugging with a girl is great too
>>8770135
we ll make sure to announce it here when it happens anon
>>8770145
I am gonna be SO autistic that Ill get you to smile a lot, you ll see
I kinda love the trans military ban now,
Trump did it so ineptly, that he said on paper it was due to a sex having a certain gender identity, which breaks the 5th amendment.
If women can be girls, males can be girls too or it's not fair
>>8770260
Wat
I don't date girls
men > boys
>>8770268
I didn't mean you, I meant what's the point of a chaser dating a girl if he's submissive
>>8770270
If he isn't wearing a tie to work, he's a boy
>>8770262
>when
Nice
>>8770263
Sauwce?
>>8770260
Chasers are usually beta cucks so no
>>8770262
No no you'll see I'm the autistic one
girls = enbuddies >>>>>> boys
>>8770245
Lately I've been wondering if 'boy who takes hormones' is a better label for me than transgirl; I mean, if I were really a transgirl I'd be working on and caring about my voice and makeup and passing and all that, right? I'd rather be a girl but it's so much work... I guess I'm just lazy?
>>8770208
yeah
and boy qualities are a yuck
>>8770224
girl dick is the only acceptable dick
>>8770263
Trump's only saving point is incompetence. Imagine how much he would have gotten done if he was actually able to work successfully through politics
>>8770283
so you're just a lazy transgirl
If you want to be a girl that makes you a trans girl.
>>8770283
But like I'm a boy who takes estrogen, and I'm currently wearing makeup and my voice isn't masc
>>8770281
>No no you'll see I'm the autistic one
I doubt that a lot.
>>8770271
all chasers are repressed trannies
Gay dominant men actually enjoy dominance
>>8770283
Same
I started hormones intending to go all the way but I feel a lot better just from taking them and telling a few people about it
>>8770287
I'm in the physical sciences, I'm probably somewhere on the spectrum
>>8770294
Neat, more stem trans girls. We'll overpower the programmer transies one day
>>8770294
https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
take the test
>>8770294
I considered doing straight math for a while, like my cousin. the only reason I didnt was because I wanted to chill at uni. Probably one of the worst decisions of my life.
It's pretty apparent that if you're a male over 21 and avatarfag as a Chinese cartoon that you're very on the spectrum
are there any actual trustworthy (paid) iq tests online?
>>8770292
Am at work vroom vroom
>>8770183
I wish but I have tits on a skinny body, could a gay guy get past that?
>>8770302
should have used underscores instead of spaces. read the fucking instructions
hugg elann
>>8770305
No a proper one has to be given by a doctor
>>8770302
what difference does the gender make in this case
are you a sexxist
>>8770298
I've taken it before and it always says I'm a filthy normie
>>8770299
But straight math is very difficult to apply outside of uni
Unless you want to become a programmer, mathematicians make great programmers.
>>8770297
Death to Alices!!!
>>8770312
Hugg laur
>>8770314
Male isn't a gender are you retarded
Helloo people :D
>>8770309
I snorted on a train and that's your fault
>>8770321
I dunno faye, it's right on the list of all known genders
>>8770317
>But straight math is very difficult to apply outside of uni
I dunno, my cousin is getting his PHD in math and he already makes over 3000 per month cause he has a buncha grants.
the ironic part is, he doesnt need grants or the money at all because his mom has her own company, a bunch of houses and is literally rich.
while I dont earn any money, and cant even afford to buy shoes without holes.
>>8770337
that's not a lot of money. 3000 a month ends up being a salary of 36k- he'd be screwed if his mom wasn't rich
>>8770298
>>8770343
thats a SHITTON for a student.
he makes more money than my mom who works fulltime
he has roughly 4times as much money per month than I have.
>>8770337
Yes, but a PhD is effectively temporary work. Once you're done what do you do with a math degree apart from go into academia? It's about the same career prospects as something like history if you stay in the field.
Also, 3k a month isn't all that much compared to what private jobs pay
>>8770343
>screwed
Lol 3k per month is above average
>>8770343
3 grand a month is a ton of money early on in life, especially for a student.
>>8770343
3k € per month is not bad at all
>>8770343
>>8770349
3000€ is average for germany, considering that he probably doesnt pay taxes on grants (but I didnt ask him, so maybe he has to)
Id be happy if I made 2000€ after taxes when I am done with uni. (which is roughly the amount we d need to not literally starve I think)
>>8770363
As an added note, if you're skilled enough to do pure mathematics, why not go into engineering? Much more money.
>>8770365
Sure, it's enough to live and not starve, but it's definitely not enough for things like the SRS, FFS, or whatever
As for taxes, if it's anything like here that's gonna be either tax free or very low taxes
>>8770363
>He's gonna be doing pretty much the same exact thing after he gets his PhD
he could just decide to run his moms company though
>>8770372
True, but that's hardly a representative sample. Most people don't have parents owning a company.
>>8770371
many things are a lot cheaper in europe I think
>>8770363
>The U.S Bureau of the Census has the annual real median personal income at $30,240 in 2015[1] .
Now I know I said average, that's certainly my fault, I originally meant the mean income
>police gun down trans woman
>have a candilight vigil
>man mows down mourners with his Mercedes
>in jail, faces felony chargers
So many feels
>>8770371
>but it's definitely not enough for things like the SRS, FFS, or whatever
Whut? You can easily save 1k a month without living a shit life. If you still live at home you can basically save everything. Thats what I did, but with ~1k a month. Youll be able to afford your surgeries fairly quick.
>>8770365
I suppose but perhaps I'm biased.
I know a number of people doing things like the trades that are easily making that kind of money without needing years of school. Their skillset also makes them way more employable than a pure maths major
Depressingly, education and salary are not correlated that strongly
>>8770382
Oh, huh, wasn't aware of that
Wonder why that is- Euro and USD are pretty close in strength
>>8770394
Healthcare, for one
>>8770371
Idk, maybe Ive lived on like 750€ per month for too long, but If I had like 1000€ per month, didnt need to pay tuition, had no pets and such, I could probably save 5000€ per year, thats not too bad.
>>8770395
oh shit yeah
forgot about that bit
>>8770390
>candlelight vigil for an attempted murderer
w h y
tfw no gf to watch kemono friends with
>>8770390
With the amount you post about trans violence it's almost like you feel it affects you in any way
>>8770413
I've been followed to my car and told what they wanted to use my mouth for, I'm visibly LGBT
>>8770422
are you all of them at the same time
>>8770371
you can live and not starve off of like 1k a month, you can easily afford to save for srs or ffs off of 3k.
>>8770422
>I'm visibly LGBT
I wonder who's fault that is.
>tfw scared to go outside because you don't want to get hatecrimed
>>8770427
The doctor who let me have estrogen
>>8770433
Anything to avoid responsibility.
Also, don't bullshit I'm not new enough to not know you've never seen an endo.
>>8770433
Trans people are like puppies.
When a puppy is given access to food and overeats, you blame the owner when they become fat
When a trans person is given access to the desired hormone, they have similar levels of self control
Need more sharpies
im a puppy uwu
>>8770441
when a phie is given access to an entire bottle of coke, its gonna drink it all very quickly and then devlop serious tummy aches.
but people always blame the phie, and not the owner. that isnt fair
>>8770441
One cannot become too female.
It wraps back around to being male.
>>8770467
>strokes your hair and puts an estrogen under your tongue and kisses you until it dissolves
>>8770462
And you were never gatekept once, interesting. Military doctors really are garbage aren't they.
RLE is barbaric but you personally make a solid case for it.
>>8770472
I went with a 34DD
>>8770469
Life sucks
>>8770480
yap
I hate when I forget small steps with my injection regiment. Today I forgot to squeeze the syringe until stuff came out to clear the air out from the syringe. Hurt a bit more than usual and wirh more resistance going in, and now I'm bruised up and sore :(
Anyone here have experience with 22g, 25g, and 27g needles? Doctors gave 22, I'm told to bump down to 25g for comfort.
>>8770459
how much coke do you need to drink that you get tummy aches from it?
>>8770485
Still sadphie? ;~;
>>8770432
Now you how cis girls feel when they wear anything less than a burqa :^)
They still get raped as a punishment, so they can't win.
>>8770397
Saving is a meme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohqUx6MH-BU
owo
>>8770492
Coke is pretty harsh. A liter would do it I think
>>8770459
It definitely sounds like you could use some outside encouragement to control your impulses when it comes to your favorite treats.
One time I told my a friend when I was full, asked her to help me stop eating, and then told her every time I wanted to eat more after that. I gave her a chance to discourage me and remind me that eating more would make my stomach hurt.
I only recently started to research my own compulsive eating symptoms. I used to eat entire packages of Oreos or Chips Ahoy in one afternoon.
It didn't make me feel great.
>>8770459
when a elann is given access to an entire baggie of uppers, its gonna snort it all very quickly and then devlop serious nose aches.
but people always blame the elann, and not the owner. that isnt fair
>>8770502
hugg
>>8770479
>>8770492
my tummy hurts and I drank less than half a liter
it was in the fridge tho. Also keep in mind that I take a bunch of psychmeds regularly.
>>8770495
ya very
pls send hugs
also unrelated:
we cooked earlier, and I burned myself when eating.
I let sauce drip on my leg and it burned me.
this is why I shouldnt be allowed to live.
I dont know why this upsets me so much. my legs look terrible anyway because I keep walking against things so theyre blue and bloody all the time anyway. it still bothers me though
>>8770520
>tfw she just memes you
pretty rude
>>8770530
;-;
We'll go tradesies and I'll drink your coke at a sensible rate for you ok?
>>8770528
Only my boyfriend could make me and he would never do that to me
>>8770533
elann so nice
>>8770530
> pls send hugs
I will, still owe you some hugs.
>I let sauce drip on my leg and it burned me.
today is the day of burning huh? :/
Thats why you have to wear clothes, to protect you
> this is why I shouldnt be allowed to live.
thats why Ill put you in bubble wrap
>>8770432
Meh, I'm outside all the time and I rarely feel unsafe except in some areas at night. But even guys aren't exactly safe there, so...
More street theatre craziness.
>>8770547
patt soph
>>8770551
idgi where is the craziness?
Holy fuck I wanna kms.
Like, progressively stronger feeling towards it as this month comes to an end
>>8770548
You know bubble wrap attracts cis girls like crazy. Phone is going to be chased by girls who want to pop her bubbles.
>>8770552
awww <3
>>8770548
oh yes :3
I really need a bubble wrap
brb going with my lil woofer
>>8770559
More visible with sound and motion. Still pics don't tell everything.
>>8770561
Why? I mean beside "I'm trans wahh"
>>8770563
Bubble wrap attracts me
Am I cis by transitive property?
>>8770561
same
I wore a dress for the first time yesterday.
>>8770544
He might when you start masculinizing more
Sophie is a furry
>>8770587
Congrats! How'd it fit?
>>8770591
Nah, she's totally a loli.
>>8770480
You could always end it.
>>8770590
>wanting to masculize
>>8770595
Perfect actually. I'm 2 years into my transition and I expected that shit to look garbo, but I actually pulled it off pretty well.
>>8770576
I've had a headache since march, you,and have ground my teeth so much 2 are broken.
It's from scoliosis and my job of constant manual labour and stress.
I've been stuck in this job for a long while now and prolly have 2 months before my name/gender change and subsequent new employment could happen at the soonest.
Can't see doctors within a 400mile radius b/c of the 4 clinics I've been to; every doctor has been a Midwestern bible thumping bigot who thought it necessary to give me shit about being a tranny.
Can't afford a day off to make the 2 day trip on a Weekday (no paid time off)
My father refuses to gender me female even though I can't not wear a bra around him.
Um
My s.o. is asexual... I'm pan and very promiscuous. They're vehemently against an open relationship.
>I don't sleep, I'm in constant debilitating neck/back/head pain, can't get a new job for months, I don't get laid, Imma tranny, I eat 3 bottles of ibuprofen a month, I wanna fucking die.
>>8770605
What size?
>>8770605
did it feel nice? what kinda dress was it?
>>8770606
>being with someone who is asexual
>>8770630
Asexuals have feelings too.
>>8770630
>posting simpsons memes
>>8770634
Yeah but having a relationship with someone that has no sexual attraction is fucking boring
>>8770638
I come up with the best oc Simpson memes though.
>>8770647
Good size.
>>8770630
>This is the only thing you drew from that wall of text.
U Agp fo sho
>>8770646
fair enough but they are still just simpsons memes.
>>8770647
>Size 6
Just bludgeon me to death
>>8770628
>whistling Marceline's song about her dad while I'm making a coffee
>picture of Marceline is posted as I'm doing it
reality isn't real
>>8770664
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? D:
>>8770660
No, I read the text. I was just memeing and I hope things get better for you in your life.
>>8770663
I know but they are dank
>>8770664
The average woman is a size 16 so quit whining.
>>8770669
Good for you, bad for me. I'm a size 8 giant
>>8770678
Still far from being overweight, unless you're speaking in terms of broad features.
>>8770676
Size 16? Really? How big do you have to be to fit that? I don't think I've seen a dress go that big before.
>>8770591
I am not a furry!
unless ducks are furries, because I am a duckling
>>8770596
I am a bit old for that tho
>>8770701
duck furry
>>8770701
>>8770707
ducky
>>8770698
Pretty heavy
The size 16 is just for US women and you know how America is wth obesity
https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/chrissymahlmeister/anything-but-average
>>8770716
I'm a 14...
bexe is a furry
>>8770634
Everyone has feels even sociopaths. If they're controlling and manipulative enough to demand you stick monogamous with them (dragging you down to pits of self decay whereby you cannot explore and enjoy sex) that person is toxic and anyone clinging to such toxicity is foolish. If you're not gonna put out, someone else will. If an asexual person has a problem with that, they should date other asexual. Similar, if someone has a problem with asexual behavior, or lack thereof, get the fuck away from that person.
>>8770721
You're 24 without a tidbit of ltr knowledge tho
>>8770724
I'm 29. You're responding to the wrong person.
>>8770707
>>8770713
>>8770716
Dang, I had no idea. When I was shopping the largest I saw was 12.
>>8770729
MODS!
>>8770729
I love you little duckling duck.
Why am I not this girl, or dating this girl?
>>8770738
She looks like Sansa Stark gone emo.
>>8770738
She passes pretty well I guess...
>>8770735
mod me bby one more time
>>8770737
I love you too anon
quak quak
>>8770738
I want to know how to do my eye makeup like that
Sophie smokes.... QUACK
>>8770729
>>8770747
delete this
>>8770720
no im a smoothie
>>8770768
Lol hahaha
>>8770774
Comical, I kno, rite?
Going on a stealth date today
Goodness are guys nicer to you when they don't know you're trans
>>8770782
Try to not get murdered when he finds out.
>>8770782
>are guys nicer to you when they don't know you're trans
Hahahahahaha [unamused smile emoji]
>>8770772
>>8770782
Let us know how it goes.
>>8770790
i've had it with you and your ducks
>>8770787
>[unamused smile emoji]
:|
>>8770782
good luck anon
>>8770757
>>8770801
>>8770801
>:|
You must know my posts are made under several layers of irony by now
>>8770782
the best part about transitioning in general is being treated like a girl
>>8770823
wait, for real?
I just get treated like a tranny everywhere.
>talking with Normy stacies at work about transgender band
"Oh my daughters teacher is transgendering"
>transgendering
>try not to reeee and smile
>>8770809
that's... actually a pretty nice duck, i take it back
>>8770810
joke's on you, my post was made under an additional layer of irony
don't quote emojis, it automatically makes them angry desu :o
>:o
>>8770840
THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
when did we stop calling them "smilies"?
>>8770785
Eh, haven't been figured out before, so I'm not particularly worried
>>8770801
Thanks c:
>>8770823
Totally. I recently made the switch from telling dates I'm trans from before to after the first date, and guys are just waaay nicer as a result. It kind of sucks cos in my experience it's 50/50 whether he still wants to date me after I tell him, but eh, better than dozens of closeted gay dudes asking to suck my cock or creepy betas thinking that they've got a chance with a tranny because no one else would want them.
>>8770832
thats because only the gays date boys, so it gives -100 to your passing. thankfully you pass perfectly well aside from that so you still should pass most of the time.
>>8770853
i wonder the same thing too. i miss internet explorer 7 popup adds installing smiley toolbars
>>8770855
yeah, its always the shittiest thing to tell a guy, especially when theyre really great before and then it just ends right after you tell. id wait till the second or even third, whenever i felt like we might start kissing or having sex. the biggest fear i get is that theyll tell other people im trans and then random people i havent told will end up knowing.
You never need to tell people you're trans if you look nothing like a woman
>>8770881
Don't worry, most trans women don't.
About 90% don't pass
>>8770888
>>8770881
I still have to tell people I'm Not tho
>>8770866
For sure. Golly, I usually tell them after the first; you think I should go for after second? Definitely don't want to kiss before he knows.
>>8770893
Logically this should be true, but passing girls are treated a lot better than non-passing by almost everyone.
>>8770894
Boys don't get aroused just by kissing their chest
>>8770893
Too bad society doesn't see it that way
>>8770897
This is also true
Especially here on mtfg
It's the rules of engagement.
>>8770900
Do boys leak a little when you do that?
>>8770910
N-no.
Maybe if you bite.
Not from kisses tho
>today on mtfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL-EFaS1YfA
so mtfg
is it possible to remove ribs or bend them to give you a more cis-girl appearance with regards to waist?
I know for hips there are implants available, but I wanna change my ribcage as well.
>>8770916
O..h I never used to leak but now that happens a lot
>>8770922
tfw you will never be a virtual anime girl being molested by strangers
>>8770851
#duckbucks #stackingbills
>>8770853
iphone normies gained cultural critical mass
>>8770929
It is possible to remove ribs.
I'm looking into it plus shoulder reducing surgery
>>8770933
Leaky girls are more than normal tho. No matter where they leak from.
do you even attempt to penetrate anyone anymore?
never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ikmk5s16kA [Embed]
Endocrine: Y station, this is Endocrine RSO. Unconfirmed report of an in-system hormone rupture.
Y Station: Impossible. Check your source.
Endocrine: Reading multiple pings below the androgen defense grid...
Y Station: Oh, this can't be happening...
Testosterone Operator: There's no mistake. It's them.
Testosterone Operator: ESTROGEN CONTINGENCY has been declared. All units are mobilized and ready.
Androgen-Sierra B320: This is Sierra three-two-zero, prepped for combat insertion.
>A massive cypro blast hits the body
Testosterone Operator: What the hell was that?
Androgen Pilot: We're coming in hot. Hold on!
Androgen Pilot: We just lost our bird!
Testosterone Commander: Oh my God...
Testosterone Commander: What the hell is happening down there?
>Comm chatter overlapping
>incomprehensible.
Testosterone Marine: There's still male hormones down here!
Testosterone Commander: The receptors just dropped off my map!
Testosterone Marine: We need an evac...
Testosterone Marine: We're overrun. We'll hold this position as long as we can!
Testosterone Commander: I need you in that fight, Y Chromosome-One. Y Chromosome-One, come in. Y Chromosome-One, do you read me?
>>8770665
i wish
>everyone looking into shoulder/rib surgeries aren't upper class enough to afford them.
>if they were, their shoulders and ribs would've never grown that large b/c of lack of labour in youth
Huahuhahua
>>8770946
Uhm I did last august
>>8770929
I heard you can get the bottom ones removed to make it easier to zuk ya dik
tfw no hiphophead gf
>>8770952
On that day, the proud Estrogen Forces overtook the tyrant male hormones.
>>8770939
oh neat. I wonder how a person would look like after FFS, rib removal, shoulder reduction, hip implants, SRS, and potentially BA
I feel like they'd either look like a horrible monstrosity that demonstrates the arrogance of mankind, or a fairly normal girl
>>8770958
Yours is inside of you though, might be a little hard to suck it now
>>8770957
Uwu
>best girl is underatedly best
>>8770961
i like hiphop but only without rapping
>>8770965
W...hat did she mean by this
post best boy
(hint mine cant be beaten
>>8770964
>>8770972
i don't like posting selfies here
>>8770972
>>8770964
Seems unnecessary when I'm already penetrating myself 24/7
How do I don't feeling like some kind of impostor when I'm presenting female, sometimes I just feel like some kind of disgusting freak
On the bright side, Ive done my first week of HRT!
>>8770893
as much as I think that assigned male is cancer, and an all round awful webcomic, I have to say I definitely agree with the statement, people who don't pass here seem to be treated like a lower class of human
>>8770968
this better not be a Beats pun
>>8770963
>>8770952
>tfw my Androgens won and banished the invaders
>>8770986
*stop
I'm not 100 present awake
>>8770987
it's not, i just like instrumental hiphop without anyone talking over it
>>8770986
It comes with time. We pretty much all had that imposter feel at first, but it does go away.
i want to be a cute anime nekogirl :3c nya~
>>8770963
I'm already half-way a monster
>>8770897
I live in a super conservative city and I'm treated pretty nicely by most everyone. I guess it probably means I'm passing.
>>8771004
I want to be a butch girl but I only ever pass as an FTM sometimes
You know what sucks about having a mans face? Like yes I could go be a really handsome looking girl in a dress with a hot body but like fuck. Lol also it's not a hot body.
>>8770990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0K4zx7gWZg
>>8770990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTw2YvutJRA
>>8770995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agl1TgVfls0
do u guys like belle and sebastian
>>8771034
lol everybody loves disney movies. but i think ariel is more of the star than sebastian
>ywn sell your voice to a drag queen witch for a cis vagina
>>8771034
i downloaded one of their albums... for the price of a cup of tea
>>8770995
link some
>>8770970
>she
No, not for you
>>8771034
I used to in high school but they don't really speak to me anymore
>>8771051
>i downloaded one of their albums... for the price of a cup of tea
>paying for things
>>8771030
that's actually good I didn't expect that
>>8771078
nobody tell her
>>8771079
Liam Howlett is a genius
>>8771079
Thats what I do, I set the bar low to then excel your expectations.
oww yes i love daddy i love boyferiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he is so much taller then me too
tfw u look up your friends from high school and they're in college and stuff and you just sit st home all day everyday
>2017 Nissan Sentra
>6 speed manual with overdrive
>0 miles
>$15,000 out the lot
>In my favorite color, white
Hmmmmm
I am so tempted
>>8771002
Okay, Ill keep that in mind :)
>>8771086
that's a p good tactic I should have done that too
>>8771100
new cars are one of the worst financial decisions you can make
>>8771104
This normally would cost around $23,000 though.
I won't do it just because I can't even afford a down payment right now but it is interesting to think about.
>>8771100
>having 15 grand spare
I need to sort my life out.
>>8770995
>instrumental hip hop
>>8771113
Well, correctly, I have about negative 20 grand spare. I'm still trying to pay off my current car, motorcycle, and my orchiectomy.
bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe bexe
>>8771109
even if you can afford the down payment its a terrible mistake. you should only buy a car you can pay in full upfront really.
>>8771115
dont worry, iktf. dont fall into the same trap twice. i didnt have a choice but to waste money on a stupid new car. the motorcycle probably wasnt a good idea though
>>8771118
Yeh, it's just one of those really tempting things that make you wonder if you should take a leap of faith.
I could trade my current car in, almost 100k miles, probably still worth about 5k or so, and get my old $25 an hour job back, and pay off the new car in like 3 months.
I checked my credit and apparently it's only $13,000 or so, which is better I guess.
The motorcycle was a great purchase and to hell with everyone that says otherwise. No buyer's remorse at all.
>>8771115
Oh, soz. If it helps I'm too much of a child to have debts. Currently have 90 pounds to my name and no possessions more expensive than a bike my mum bought me.
>>8771125
What kind of motorbike is it?
>>8771104
Boy you sure swayed them with that airtight reasoning.
I guess heroin isn't so bad since it's cheaper than a new car.
>>8771125
motorbikes are fun ill admit. im planning to get one once i save up a little more. though i will have to get a new license since my new state has way stricter requirements than my old one
good afternoon mtfg
>wanted to be feminine in adolescence
>parents wouldn't let me grow my hair out, let alone do other things "only girls did", called me a fag when I wanted to dye my hair like my class mate (a girl) did
>prayed to god to turn me into a girl
>at 14 learned what "transsexual" meant, became obsessed with the fact I could become who I believed I should've been since birth
>shortly after repressed all my feelings
>at 16 came out as gay, being a seemingly average teenage boy
>still felt deeply unhappy, went through bouts of misery
>at 18 came out as transgender to parents
>it was a shock but they were supportive once I made clear how serious it is to me
>hrt since may '16, was an emotional wreck in the first few months due to high dose cypro but now fine, regretting nothing
>social transition since september same year, initially euphoric then more and more ridden with anxiety
>changed legal data to female which I partly regret because I'd rather have a non-gender-specific name than a female one but it's impossible in my country, happier anyway because I'm not recognized as male by law
>still miserable, thinking a lot about the fact I'll never be female, only it turned into severe apathy now, can't cry anymore which had given me a huge relief in the past
>met a counsellor, she was an idiot
>cancelled the following appointments
>looking to engage in CBT after I move to a new place, provided I find a therapist I click with
any tips in addition to giving CBT a try? I've also neglected a friendship that's incredibly important to me and acted like a dick on numerous occasions even though I didn't truly mean to, out of apathy. my friend is the single most important human being to me. I just don't know how to engage in a conversation anymore and how to talk to people.
>>8771134
this post speaks to me
>>8771133
>Better work hard and save up money.
stop triggering me plz thx
>>8771150
>due to high dose cypro
when will this meme end.
>>8771140
I haven't had much opportunity to ride it much in the past year. I'll start riding it to work again when I start in a few weeks.
Good luck on your license.
>>8771154
>leans in close
>whispers
>wage
>slave
>>8771133
Oh my god thats so cool, it must be awesome riding on it
Is it better to own a motorbike if you live in a city?
>>8771150
That's what happens when you have problems before transition and think transition will kill two boys with one scone.
Buying a cbt textbook would be cheaper and faster than quack shopping. You'll still be a dick because cbt doesn't do what you think it does. Shoulda stayed with the first quack.
>>8771172
I live in the suburbs of the city so I'm fairly well off riding it.
If you're near downtown or so.. it's not so nice I'd imagine.
>>8771159
Do you have any more nazi moogys?
>>8771150
>I just don't know how to engage in a conversation anymore and how to talk to people.
hey it me
>>8771116
anononon what's going on
>>8771183
hugg
>>8771178
w8 are you still in texas
tfw ur daddy mentally regresses u gives u a butcher knife penetomy and castration punches u till he dmages ur bladder and u become incotient and have to wear diapers 24/7 breaks ur legs permanently so u have to crawl around or be carried gives u a lobotomy and trains u via a shock collar to have the intellegence of a 3 year old whch wouldnt be hard beacuse im an 80iq drooling retard
>>8771199
Thats a bit too much for me, but you do you friend
also sick triple dubs
>>8771164
>>wage
>>slave
NEVER! I'll host self-esteem seminars for mtfg posters and make bank that way.
>>8771194
Yeah my Portland exodus might be delayed a bit depending on how long I can tolerate this new job I just got.
>tfw never been to LA
>tfw friend is visiting there and wants me to come up for a visit
Happy feel
Nervous about somehow running into beany or Kayla though lel
>>8771199
what is this post
>>8771209
its my dream
>>8771202
thank u :) for being accpeting and caring to your fellow freinds
>>8771205
i like i get an entire country to myself free from mtfg
>>8771199
1. i don't regret filtering you
2. i regret looking at all your posts even though i have you filtered
close my eyes
feel me now
I don't know
how you could not love me now
>>8771219
ur just tsundere
(wags my diaper butt back and forth at u ) haha
>>8771225
My bike isn't really meant for off roads.
>Look at r/transpassing
>That'd be me
oh
no thank you
>>8771229
yeah like that but without the dere
tfw no diapee gf
>>8771248
must be because its skyrim and im a nord
REPGEN FOR LIFE
>>8771190
hugg
>>8771252
>diaper posting
cancel our plans
>>8771254
Do you need a hugg?
I think someone needs a hugg
>>8771248
It's an interesting place
>>8771270
:o
>when he mansplains the benefits of being a girl
>>8771270
>>8771276
Delet this right now
>>8771264
but diapers are great
>>8771244
so ur just a meany head ten :(
>>8771240
thanks its all going into my book :)
>>8771277
>le edgy transgirl militant feminist
>>8771277
It's called
"Repression"
>>8771277
Being mansplained to makes me feel like more of a woman therefore it turns me on
>>8771277
yasss queen u go gurl!!!
teach them about the pattchyaircey
>>8771281
No
>>8771290
but not everybody who wants to be a girl actually wants to transition
>>8771269
i dont hug girls.
i maintain my cishood through the powerful auras of cis males
females are full of dysphoria
>>8771293
Let me patronise you into a state of ecstasy plz.
does mtfg have a secret diaper posting agenda
>>8771276
it's me
>>8771293
Sometimes I'm condescending (that means talking down to)
>>8771305
you have figured it out hmmm
>>8771216
which country is it
i have a sudden desire to move there
>>8771302
Pls
>>8771309
Oh god stop I can't get turned on like this at work
>>8771309
>how to singlehandedly turn an entire thread on in one sentence
n-not that Im complaining
>>8771319
im not telling.
>>8771314
*hiss*
>>8771321
I hope everyone can tell and you get fired
work is slavery.
>when he manspreads and his stinky musk cloud expands and fills ur nosy with the stinky OWO
>>8771313
i knew it
u won't get me im 2 inteligent for the evil diap posting agenda
>>8771334
work is dumb thats why im dadys little usles retard 80iq babygirl wearing dip daps
>>8771342
i have defeted the big bos of transbiams. i have alerady won. the diapers was just the fun part
>>8771340
You always take it too far, puff.
>>8771330
>im not telling.
i'm reverse engineering this post to find out
you're done, kid
>>8771347
im just loving daddy too much sowwy :(
>>8771344
move where, I dont think theres a place on the planet where I could get away with not working.
>>8771181
what are moogys?
>>8771346
im going to the all ur diapers away >:^))
Why do I want to cry every time I see a girl or my reflection
am i cute
>>8771366
fug i think 4chan has made me stupider
"to the" was meant to be "throw"
:^/
>>8771366
no i need those to go pee pee
>>8771378
its okie i udnerstand :(
>>8771377
i think u need ffs
>>8771367
probably because u wanna be chad but ur a failed str8 male :(
>>8771378
mtfg is a trap set up by puffybutt, designed to lower are IQs and turn us into dumb babies
>>8771331
That's not how this works.
>>8771344
I mean, privilege is a thing but at this point I'm very used to having someone with more privilege patronise me about it.
>>8771339
Dammit don't you go respecting me I can't masturbate to this.
>>8771363
the girl you posted raising her arm is called Mugi
omg someone finally messaged me
a bi guy
listing myself as male is so much less stressful uwu
>>8771388
can i kidnap you and force you to get a job and be an adult? UwU
>>8771396
I said are instead of our, it must be true...
>>8771339
>I can't, sorry, you're probably several dozen IQ points above me.
that's not possible anon, you can't have a negative IQ
i'd forgive you for thinking otherwise after spending a couple of hours in this place though
Sexuality is unnatural and an accident of evolution. The only way to ascend from our primitive ancestry is to shed aside sexual desires and thoughts. Masturbation is a waste of time and the pleasure it brings is artificial. Love doesn't exist and it's only meant to facilitate pair bonding for reproduction. Disregard your animal instincts and become human. Become asexual.
>>8771396
how many IQs does mtfg make me lose per day i gotta figure out how much time i got left
>>8771397
>That's not how this works
It totally is though, they're gonna find you in the clean room getting all excited to being talked down to and BOOM suspended
>>8771397
>Dammit don't you go respecting me I can't masturbate to this.
Good, you can dedicate that time to something fruitful.
>>8771396
>mtfg is a trap
WOWRUDE
>parents tell me to mow the lawn
>picking up litter
>there is a really big branch thing growing from the ground
>try to bend it so it breaks
>Hispanic neighbor says good afternoon
>respond in kind and go back to what I was doing
>he asks if I can get my mother
>do so
>"how can I help you"
>"I just noticed her trying to remove that big branch by hand. I have tools and could do it for you if you like. That's hard work for a girl"
Do I actually pass or are people just stupid?
>>8771396
>turns out repgen is immune and was right all along
>>8771423
>Do I actually pass or are people just stupid?
Both.
>>8771417
Yeah
I mean I can acknowledge the existence of privilege and I'm usually happy to call someone out on it if they're being a condescending asshole. I think it's possible to acknowledge the existence of privilege and recognise it without being an ass about it but apparently some people never got the memo.
>>8771413
Nuh uh nobody comes in the cleanroom but me
>>8771418
You really don't know me that well if you think I have fruitful pursuits
>>8771398
oh. thank you
>>8771396
>>8771423
he probably thinks you're a muy buena chica and wants to te quiero your butthole
>>8771295
>pattchyaircey
>>8771417
im never going to work its my life goal is to never do a job!!!! :)
>>8771417
okay i dont listen:<
>>8771436
its the feminine thing
>>8771435
he's like 40
>>8771412
one point per day, it stops at 80, so were at least a tad competent for our daddy overlords
>>8771424
repgen is a hon factory built by spartan to create, well, hons, he thought if he can't be a cute girl then he may as well create as many hons as he can so he can feel better
>>8771442
>thinking im in charge
im the poster boy, but im not in charge of logistics or making the threads anymore
>>8771411
Sounds like a lonely existence.
>>8771284
Where the HECK is your Berserk fanfic? Don't keep mtfg waiting
>>8771447
Thats what you would want us to believe, isn't it!
ewwwwwww i licked my pone it taste bad :(
>>8771449
i was workin on drawing not on my story. il probaly do some more work on it this weekend
>>8771440
that doesn't matter
when i'm 80 years old, i'm still going to be making uncomfortable and unsolicited comments towards cute girls, while i lick my dry old lips and whistle all my "s" sounds
Also got an orientation appointment with the place I'm getting hrt from here tomorrow and I don't really know what to expect, hadn't really found a whole lot on the process with this place online anywhere
I told them I had been seeing a doctor and therapist before I moved but they still require an orientation appointment. I think it's an IC clinic so it might just be the "you know the risks etc." thing
>>8771448
Such is the price of freedom.
>>8771411
*grinds dick against u*
wat now
>>8771455
phone*
>>8771442
how do i stop losing iq pls help
>>8771428
>Nobody comes into the clean room but me
And whatever innocent freshman you've lured in, thot
>>8771460
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
>>8771453
nah, im too lazy
>>8770102
That's my thing, I will copyright that