Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): I didn't ask for this feel

>>8764183
>How tough was it to accept that you were a lezbean?
i repressed heavily. sort of. i actually believed i was a boy because of my attraction to women. fucking idiot.
>Was your family pissed off about it?
they're the ones that told ME.
>Were you one of the lucky ones?
yeah. i have a loving family and gf now.

>>8764368
How u meet gf?

>>8764384
i saw her and had to meet her. we went out to get a drink.

My tinder date cancelled on me today. I hate using these dating apps, everyone is so flakey.

How do you anons meet other lesbians?

Why are all non-tranny lesbians daddy state worshipping leftists? How hard is it to find a conservative, or libertarian gf to have a relatively trad relationship with?

>>8764183
That's a cozy picture. Stay cozy, /clg/.

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>Girls with deep, sexy voices
>Working out is the key to owning your own ass
>Lana del Rey is cute and talented
Made it on recent news, heck yeah!

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>>8764568
>How hard is it to find a conservative, or libertarian gf

>>8764760
#GaysForTrump #TreesForDeforestation

but for realsies, most girls in the dating pool swing left if you're young or in college. It sucks.

>>8764568
hm I don't know. Maybe it's because most conservatives condemn homosexuality?

>>8764768
That's gallup, they don't only survey young people. The percentages are by overall population. The percentage leaning left by young people is probably higher.

>>8764774
Sorry Pew*. Anyway, same thing applies.
http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2013/06/13/a-survey-of-lgbt-americans/

>>8764782
get off the internet and out into the real world and you will find that most people aren't raving sjws who complain about manspreading and want to cut off your balls. Most young people are just against racism and the destruction of our planet you know.

>>8764183
>How tough was it to accept that you were a lezbean?
Not at all. I had my first crush at 12, on another grill obviously, and was just kinda, "Oh, guess I'm gay".

>Was your family pissed off about it?
The only family member I talked to was my mother. I don't even remember coming out to her or anything, I think at some point it just became obvious when I started talking about grills. She doesn't mind it, says it's my life and I should do whatever makes me happy; however when I was still a teen, she had the typical "it's just a phase" mentality.

>Were you one of the lucky ones?
In regards to the first two points, yeah, and I never got discriminated against either. My only suffering lies in >tfw no gf.

>>8764183
>How tough was it to accept that you were a lezbean
I always kind of knew that I was and that it was a permanent condition. I fought it some in high school but fully accepted by the time I had my first serious relationship with a girl in college.
>family pissed off
No, they're conservative (half are regular church-goers and registered Republicans including my mom and step-dad) but accepted it reluctantly at first. Some of my family thought it might be a phase. After a while, my family fully embraced it. It's been pretty much the same coming out at different work places, friends, acquaintances, neighbors etc. You never really stop coming out.
I have several other friends from very conservative families who came out and were accepted (one who's father is a church deacon, another who's father is a Republican politician who campaigned against LGBT rights but did a complete 180). Coincidentally, all of them are married to a woman and have at least one kid, so they lead pretty conforming lifestyles.

Acceptance is more common than people think, though full acceptance takes time.

>>8764183
>How tough was it to accept that you were a lezbean?
I repressed it until I was 17 and was kind of then like "shit, I'm not a late bloomer, I'm gay"
> Was your family pissed off about it?
They don't know, and they're never going to know. Maybe I'll come out once I move away
>Were you one of the lucky ones?
not really sure. I've come out to 2 people only (and not even as a lesbian but as bi but that was before I realised I was a lesbian) and they were both super supportive. I'm moving towns next year, so hopefully I can meet a cute gf

>>8764183
>How tough was it to accept that you were a lezbean? Was your family pissed off about it? Were you one of the lucky ones?
Coming out les is easy mode compared to coming out gay.

>>8764882
At least the general public believes in male homosexuality, whereas as a lesbian you will constantly face men trying to "turn" you.

>>8764882
Try being trans.

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>>8764886
nty

>>8764183
>How tough was it to accept that you were a lezbean?
Was in denial until 19 years old, when I realized I was really in love with one of my classmates. Of course she was straight, and of course it ended badly. Also heavily hated myself for a long time and liking girls would have been the icing on the cake, since it's still not well accepted everywhere.
When I look back, I realize I kissed a girl back in infant school and had crushes in elementary and middle school. Nothing happened in high school though, and there were not a single lesbian, but plenty of bisluts fucking guys (between classes, classy stuff). I was a retard in denial, and maybe if I accepted myself way sooner I wouldn't have missed some chances. At least I'm fine with myself now.

>Was your family pissed off about it?
One of my sister and my brother know and my second sister and mother are probably aware of it. We don't talk about it though.

>Were you one of the lucky ones?
Everytime people realize I'm a lesbian they either suddenly hate me or hit on me, especially straight bitches. Never been in a real relationship since I've always been the experimentation phase girl and not-bulldykes lesbians are even rarer than unicorns over there, hide or are all taken.

>>8764918
Exactly.

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>1200 words into my 2000 word essay
>have only read one secondary text so far

I-I can make it, right?

>>8764183
>How tough was it to accept that you were a lezbean?
I still dont want to be a lesbian, but I can't deny my massive lust for other women
>Was your family pissed off about it? Were you one of the lucky ones?

I haven't told my family yet (and dont plan to until/if I have a long term relationship).
I doubt they take it well.

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>>8765059

>>8765061
What is your actual disability, or are you just thinking of playing the system?

>>8765075
major depressive disorder

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Is this really true?

>>8765075
kek, I just realized that post formatted all fucked up

>>8764432
>My tinder date cancelled on me today. I hate using these dating apps, everyone is so flakey.
i've had a number of tindr dates, and I've been the only one to flake before.....
did you have her phone number? or were you talking through tindr still?
>>8759590 (Cross-thread)
Thanks anon.
hopefully we'll make it /:

I haven't tried disability yet, all the stories I've heard have shown people get denied on their first try, and it takes a few attempts to get on it....I dont really *want* to be on disability, I want to have a job I can like and go to, and be a normal person and shit, but everything is so fucking hard. I'm really just spinning my wheels I feel like.

also, Did you meet your tattooed qt??

>>8765059
you're more than halfway! you can make it anon!

>>8765100
If you went outside for 5 minutes you would know it's not true.

>>8765061
>>8765101
>you're more than halfway! you can make it anon!

Th-Thanks for believing in me. I'm worried about the secondary texts though, I might need to delete and rewrite some stuff to make it all fit.

>>8765070
I need a couple minutes of shitposting in between, to come up with new ideas on what to write.

>tfw just re-arranged my comic shelf instead of writing

>>8765120
>tfw just re-arranged my comic shelf instead of writing
d/a but iktf, my room has never been cleaner that when I had papers to write. Good luck anon.

>>8765147
>>8765120
>tfw total slob and only clean when gf is sleeping over
the only thing that stays neat and tidy is my bitty kitchen

>>8765163
Well I haven't had to write a paper in ages so I'm currently living amidst disorganized layers of books and other junk (nobody sees my room these days anyway so it's not like it matters). I get keeping the kitchen clean though, that's important, I can live with mess but not filth and a messy kitchen quickly becomes filthy.

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>tfw no powerlifter gf

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>mfw department hired a new qt
>mfw she works in processing which is right next to my work station
About time they got some extra shekels to hire a qt to work with me. Coming to work just got much better.

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>>8765183
practically live in the living/dining area
some days it's just
>werk
>come home
>kick off shoes
>flop on couch
>wake up n' shower
>werk

hell, I forgot I'm getting my present next week until she was teasing me about it

>>8765147
>>8765163
I always clean when I have friends coming over. My shelves are really organized but I often have random stuff lying around my table or the floor sometimes. Kitchen's clean as well though, I often clean when I have some downtime during cooking, but want to keep watch.

>>8765255
>having space for a couch long enough to sleep on

>>8765273
My shelves were organized until I ran out of room and started trying to maximize the amount of stuff they could hold.

How do I tell if I'm lesbian or asexual?

>>8765334
Do you want to fuck girls or are you mentally/physically ill?

>>8765334
I dunno senpai, I would've thought I was asexual if it weren't for a particular girl.

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here you go

>>8765334
If you begin to grow clones of yourself you should definitely see a doctor.

>>8764760
grill i had my eye on is leftie but doesn't believe is too much of the dumb shit, so she two genders but for immigrents, she loves just having political banter at the pub, even if a girl isn't right winged at least they aint gonna slaughter u for not being leftie.

>>8765364
Aren't those the same thing?

>>8765652
Is this English?

>>8764772
Nowadays that's hardly true. the extent of condemnation you get from the religious right today is not baking a big gay dumb cake. If anything, the left positively discriminates against gays by coddling them so much.

>>8765710
You know that's not true, there are plenty of posters that come here saying they were thrown out and shunned by their family, and some people still send their kids to those religious gay camps. Americans are just fucking nuts, everything political in nature is bound to create a bunch of radical shitheads wanting to gas each other. This does not happen in most civilized countries (and a whole bunch of the third world). The whole country should be nuked.

>>8765803
I'm saving up to buy some shooty-bang
scurred shit might go off if the anarkids keep acting up
>rifle to look cool on the wall
>.32 to go in the purse

Are you still gay if the idea of forced breeding centers arouses you? I mean, it's complicated, because there's a girl there taunting us all for being lesbian whores, but we're getting raped by men all day so idk

>>8765803
>The whole country should be nuked.
Pls no, Canada will be caught in the fallout.

>>8765834
If you read that in a doujin and found it hot I don't think there is any problem, but if you were ok with it irl you're a bislut.

>>8765866
It wasn't a doujin, just something I dreamt up. Mostly I think it's okay because I wasn't really picturing the guy's faces, just the mistress forcing me to do stuff to men to 'make up for my tendencies' and taunting me with her underwear and kicking me for still thinking it's hot.

IRL though? I don't know, the thought of it would be sort of hot if like some married boss wanted a daughter, and asked me to surrogate and she made me have sex with her husband but she stayed in the room to monitor it, so I... I don't know, didn't get into it or whatever? I want to make a older woman happy, even if it means doing things that physically I would find repulsive on their own. And I would like to be pregnant so... hoo this is embarassing to type anonymous.

>>8765888
Bigen is this way >>>8741204
They'll be delighted to hear about your dicks and pregnant fantasies.

Autistic reminder that doujin is not synonymous with pornography.

I'm in a relationship with a girl who I'm not sure of if she's a 'real' lesbian. I'm her first girlfriend ever and she has never dated a girl before. Honestly, she gives me the vibes that she loves me as a friend instead of a gf and doesn't know how to differentiate between those two types of love. What do anons? I'm scared that she will be sad if I were to ask her this, and I don't want to lose her.

>>8765888
Yeah you're most likely bi.

>>8765888
Does sound like you have bi tendencies.

>>8765888
I think the better question if why being bi would matter to you.

>>8765899
I don't need to be reminded of that, CanKan. If I wrote something like "erotic book" and that person wasn't weeb I wouldn't be able to get the point across.

>>8765914
Busted.
I figured, which is why I didn't quote anyone. I just had to throw it out there because I can't handle the fact that it has already become a thing.

>>8765913
Because I don't want to have had all this self-discovery I've done have just been a phase. For the longest time I wasn't even comfortable admitting how little I liked guys, let alone liking girls. And now it's just, as soon as I get comfortable, it's as if it was always a phase or something. Bisexuals always go straight, and I didn't come through all this for my mom to be right about me going back to normal.

>>8765888
I kind of get what you're saying because - and here's something I'd never admit off 4chan - ten years ago I once shamefully masturbated to the thought of a mistress making me suck first a guy's dick and then a horse dick, and I'm not into men, bestiality, furries or any of that stuff. Never done it before or since and thinking about it now makes me want to vomit (I was really horny with poor taste in erotic literature back then). So I agree that it's theoretically possible to get off on something you find disgusting or degrading because the fantasy is about being subservient to a mistress, but the way you've described it doesn't sound like that. It sounds like you're having this sort of fantasy fairly often, which would make you bi. The fact it wasn't just one specific dream but you're also turned on by the surrogate insemination thing also makes me think you're bi. You wouldn't get off on the scenario in a variety of contexts if you were pure les.

>>8765929
Well, seems like your mom was right and will be able to say:
>it was just a phaaaaaaaase !

>>8765888
Sex with men feels good. Even to a lesbian. Biologically there is no denying that. If you got a dick stuck in your cooter, even if emotionally it didn't agree with you, you are going to feel satisfied by the physical stimulation.

The fact that you're resisting that as if you were on some sort of permanent diet is bound to lead to errant fantasies.

>>8765925
It can't be helped, it became a thing a long time ago anyway.

>>8765901
Does she eat you out? If not there's your answer so simple duh

>>8765929
mom's are always right
that's why they're the mom

>>8765943
Trolling but not necessarily. Does it make me more goldstar if I hate all forms of penetration?

>>8765943
Yeah I guess that's why most women aren't able to orgasm when they have hetero sex kek.

>>8765954
>>8765929
>mad at her mom
>wants to date a married mom and be impregnated by her husband
tl;dr Get daddy's cummies and leave the thread you weirdo.

>>8765950
I know, and I know there's nothing I can do, but that doesn't prevent it from bothering me. Just like "shoujo ai".

>>8765966
Erotic stimluation =/= orgasm

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>>8765943
I've never had sex with a man, but I hate any kind of penetration. Even fingers. Makes me feel uncomfortable, invaded, and anxious. If that penetration was attached to a man, it would be a million times worse because male bodies are disgusting to me.

Could you please fuck off with your corrective rape bullshit? Not all women want your gross floppy smegma sticks inside of them. You must deal with this fact. If I ever got raped by a man, it would be the last straw to my already precarious mental state and I would probably go on a Y chromosome killing spree

>>8765980
The good thing is that, as far as I see things, shoujo ai is an almost dead term.

>>8765991
>it would be the last straw to my already precarious mental state
>and I would probably go on a Y chromosome killing spree
I've been on this board so long that I honestly expected that to end with you killing yourself. Nice surprise when it wasn't, you do you anon.

>>8766007
It's gsn, she'd much rather harm others than herself.

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>>8766007
>tfw you're old and fucking sick of everyone thinking they get a fucking vote in your personal identity
>tfw you're one bad day away from driving your car through the mall and then mowing down the survivors with your hunting shotgun

Obvious fags and cute girls will be spared.

>>8766024
>cute girls will be spared.
Phew

>>8766024
>>8765991
God, I forgot how easy it was to get people on this site to go full E-ROG.

>>8766036
I yam who I yam
Read: you don't get a fucking vote

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>>8766036
>e-rog
???

>>8766014
That wasnt me. Youre bad at recognizing posting styles.

>>8765978
You should leave the thread as well, tranner

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>>8766024

Do you masturbate your bitch, lesgen? Mine gets really aggresive if I don't.

>>8765863
Even better.

>>8766075
Why do you refer to your gf as a bitch?

>>8766076
Don't bully the cucknadians.

If I was in charge of nuking merica I would do so the fallout barely touches Canada.

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>>8766067
>tfw no Bulma gf
I have a lot of Vegeta reaction pics because inside my soul I'm nothing but an angry manlet who tries too hard and never wins

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>>8766083
Some girls are into that desu

>>8765943
Actually it wouldn't, because I have no attraction to men. Even a man fingering me wouldn't feel good because the fact that he's a man would turn me off instantly. Pleasure is more of a mental thing than purely physical.

>>8766083
I mean female dog not gf.

>>8766090
>girls with low self esteem like to be bullied and degraded

you're adorable

>>8766097
Fuck off this isn't bestiality general

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>>8766100
Thanks boo

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>>8765863
>tfw Canadian qt will finally return on Monday

My other fling just went off to Greece though.

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>>8766085

>>8766101
Mean, it was an honest question. My dog legit attacks me trying to get herself off, I thought only cats went crazy. I might have to get her neutered.

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>>8764183
>How tough was it to accept that you were a lezbean?
H A R D M O D O

I was raised Christian and didn't even learn homosexuality was a thing that existed until I was looking up Sailor Moon fansites on dial-up innernets at 12-13. The only exposure I had to LGBT people growing up was my lesbian social studies teacher in 7th grade; all the other kids shit-talked her for being gross and weird. I vacillated between """straight""" and "bi" during my teenage years and early twenties. Dated a guy for two years during the beginning of college and breathed a huge sigh of relief that I'd finally met The Right Guy after all (nevermind that he was super effeminate and the parts I liked about him - e.g. hairless chest, slender body frame, longer hair - were most reminiscent of females).

I still feel angsty and shitty about being gay but at least don't fight it anymore. It is what it is.

>Was your family pissed off about it?
Nah. My mom cried and spent the next several years trying to set me up with male interns from her work, but she seems okay with it now - though she's still convinced I'm going to incubate her grandchildren someday. Dad never, ever talks about it, but tries to be supportive in his own way by voicing approval for LGBT shit he sees in politics and media.

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>>8766122
I'll never give up

>>8766125
ONLY MALE ANIMALS GET NEUTERED, FEMALES GET SPAYED REEEEEEEEEEEE AND SNIP YOUR GROSS BLEEDING-VAG DOG

>>8766125
When it's a girl dog, it's spayed. And she's not already spayed? Unless it's a breeding dog you are a bad owner t b h
Unfixed dogs are frustrated all the time and can have unwanted puppies that just fill the shelters

>>8766001
Not in the wider internet, unfortunately.

>>8766144
>>8766145
No bulli. My mom refuses to cut the path to her balls because she wants her to have puppies.

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>>8766153
Your mom isn't a good pet owner and wants her animal to exist in a state of suffering

>>8766149
Really? The only time I encounter the term is when I go to old weeb websites. Where have you seen it?

>>8764183
>How tough was it to accept that you were a lezbean?
Still struggling with internalized homophobia but I can't deny I've only liked girls and only had crushes on them.

>Was your family pissed off about it? Were you one of the lucky ones?
My brothers know and they're cool with it. My mom and dad suspect it but they think it's a phase (spoiler: it's not).

Is UT anon here? I move on Saturday, looking for stuff to do before classes start. What are your recommendations?

>>8766047
Elliot Rodgers.

>>8766166
It's shows up as a tag in various places (including madokami). Low power level people, like the kind you encounter IRL, still use it a lot.

>>8766084
I live in Canada. It's a shithole. Other than Vancouver and Toronto the entire country is literally just a fucking wasteland. I know Americans think Canada's so great because of the healthcare and everything, but that's literally the only good thing about living here. Unless you live in one of the big cities there's absolutely nothing to do, and the problem is that all the big cities are expensive as fuck to live in. New York prices except that you only make half as much money here.

>>8764183
>/clg/
>"girl" on the left of op's pic is a tranner

>>8766187
Huh, you're right about madokami, didn't expect that from /a/ autists. Maybe if someone pesters them in IRC about it they will change it

I don't know about real life, fortunately. The only other person I encountered that liked yuri called it that.

>>8766183
I prefer the idea of Rog Rogerson dubbing over some spree-killing lesbian
>This ehs wot thah wahld gets fahr naht letting my senpai nohtuce me!
>Brang bang bang
(he'd totally dub the gun noises too)

>>8766205
you """cis""" lesbians love calling out trannies

t. tranny

>>8766205
Proof or fuck off, jealous hon

hello my fellow cisgender lesbians
: )

>>8766214
>cisgender

>>8766212
>t. tranny
g t f o
nobody here wants your penis

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>>8766153
Is your mom one of the MY PET NEEDS TO EXPERIENCE MOTHERHOOD projection faggots or does she just want qt puppies?

Spay doggo, slap mother, foster litter of furry shit-factories from shelter/humane society.

>>8766205
Prove it.

>>8766202
>americans think canada is so great
Not this american. I know youre america without the huge issues but also without the huge perks. And ya'll crazy.

>>8766208
The funny thing is that some things (like Tovarisch and Girl Friends) are tagged correctly.

The worst part is that one feels the need to keep one's autism under control IRL.

>>8766223
>murrika perks
???

>>8766213
>>8766223
you can just tell. look at its face, those small dead eyes, expanded facial planes

>>8766220
>nobody wants your penis
but it's sooooooo long, anon

>>8766202
>there's absolutely nothing to do
I'm guessing you don't like the outdoors much.

>>8766231
Good food, shit is cheaper, there's always something to do.

>>8766233
>no proof
Fuck off tranner

>>8766234
is it longer than 8 inches?
because if it isn't, then it isn't long.

>>8766228
>The worst part is that one feels the need to keep one's autism under control IRL.
Well, do you? And have you ever scared someone with your autism?

>>8766240
For realsies I'm not a tranny but why don't MTF just date other MTF or even bi girls (who also like dick)? Why do they care about dating cis lesbians?

>>8766234
It sounds too long. One of the nice girls here should put on like five pairs of sterile gloves and chop that thing off for you without anesthetic.

>>8766250
It validates them as "rrrl grrrls" in their minds
They don't care about the lesbians themselves

>>8766257
>rrrlw grrrls
Lmao.

>>8766238
>Good food, shit is cheaper, there's always something to do.
None of those things are remotely universal across America.

>>8766235
I like hiking and stuff like that, but like I said, unless you live by the mountains or on the west / east coast the landscape across Canada is boring as fuck. Literally just flat grassland for thousands of miles. Living in any of the prairie provinces (Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, etc) is pretty much like living in Ohio. So yeah, unless you enjoy redneck shit like hunting and swimming in swamps there isn't much to do or see.

>>8766257
But lesbians would never date one of those freaks, its just a demented fantasy. The best they chance they have is each other or a bishit. But even bishits want to delude themselves into being lesbians. "Im a lesbian but...." or "organic strap on" in order to deal with their cognitive dissonance.

>>8766250
An explanation I've heard is that being MtF themselves makes them more perceptive of male traits in other MtFs/increases their clock-fu. So ironically, they don't want to date each other for the same reasons we don't - because they typically look like men.

>>8766271
>organic strap on
Kek. Tell me this is a ruse.

>>8766271
>implying anyone would date a tranner
If I ever found out I even touched one I'd kill it.

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Would Ronda Rousey punch me in the face if i asked her nicely?

>>8766271
You don't have to tell me, I'm gold star all the way trules. It makes me sad because transgirls didn't ask to be born with the horrifying deformity of having a male body, but they are born that way anyhow. It must be hell.

>>8766271
Who else is gonna date their deluded asses

>>8766280
bishits be like

>>8766265
Well duh the US is huge. But comparing where i live with my canadian friends - i have shit cheaper, more things to do, and better food.

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>>8766284
Really? All the fighting girls out there and you want this failure of an attention whore Ronda? I'm disappointed in you anon

>>8766290
>better food.
Doubt. Strong suspicion of low standards.

>>8766282
>mangry man detected
What the fuck is wrong with you? I wouldn't date a trans woman, but I wouldn't wish her dead either.

>>8766285
I have a close friend who transitioned, and I feel really bad for her. I can't imagine how hellish it is to feel betrayed by your body. I don't know if she'll ever find someone who loves her, everyone here at least seems to point out how much they hate trans people every other post.

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>>8766292
I think she's cute
muscle girls are cute when they don't look like men
Who do you think should punch me on the face then,anon?

>>8766297
Puh leez. I've visited Vancouver. You canadians don't got anything on FREEDOMLAND.

>>8766246
Mostly, or I use humor and my very charming smile to make it less awkward. Probably, but it hasn't happened frequently. I tend to scare people more online than I do offline.

>>8766297
That's just incorrect. In the US you have tons of towns that are known for the good food. Here, the only places with decent restaurants are Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver. Which, like I've already said, are way too fucking expensive to live in. Unless you happen to make a lot of money you can expect to be living somewhere comparable to Arkansas or Kentucky.

>>8766271
A tranny in one of those threads said he/she/it would never date another tranny because they are unkept, nuts, and look like men. But lesbians on the other hand should. They're retards and psychos.

>>8766325
P-pls show me your very charming smile.

>>8766333
>he/she/it
Kek. I'm not gonna be transphobic and deny their gender dysphoria/desire to transition but I just wouldn't date one. I'm not gonna be some random asshole.

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>>8766314
How about Rin Nakai?

>>8766325
You sound like a mean anime girl

>>8766348
D/a
Thats great, no one cares. Go back to tumblr/reddit/anywhere else if youre that triggered.

>>8766362
this is why people hate lesbians

>>8766356
Also good

>>8766368
You can close the thread about thing you don't like any time.

>>8766322
Shit taste confirmed.

>>8766326
>Here, the only places with decent restaurants are Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver
This is not correct at all, plenty of smaller towns in BC and Ontario have a number of decent restaurants. The Ottawa-Gatineau area has a bunch, Quebec city has a bunch. I've heard the maritimes have a bunch of nice spots but I've made it that far myself.

I mean the idea that a comparison of average food quality on a countrywide scale has any meaning whatsoever is pretty silly anyway.

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>>8766368
>>8766371

>>8766384
... not sure how that first post got quoted too, I'm pretty drunk t b h

>>8766347
Hell no.

>>8766357
What.

>>8766348
>random asshole
I don't care about trans and some of them have probably really gender dysphoria but the ones in this board who want to transition "because it's easier to be a girl" but don't start anything or want to keep their dick just to fuck girls, and the fucks who complain because we don't want to talk about their isssues or date them are pieces of shit.

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>>8766390
>Hell no.
W-why?

>>8766379
Sure, I can admit that was a slight exaggeration. There is decent food in smaller towns on the coasts too. But my point still stands that everything *between* the West and East coast is awful.

But you're right, comparing it on a national scale is meaningless anyways. There are decent places in both countries. My point was that the decent places in Canada are much more rare than in the US and the picture most Americans have in their heads of Canada pretty much being a better version of the US is wildly inaccurate.

>>8766415
Because I don't share pictures of myself on the internet?

>>8766379
>liking canada
Who has the shit taste here?

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>>8766390
>hell no
This is why anon,show us your deceiving smile

>>8766420
You should so I can save you forever in my hard drive.

>>8766405
I wouldn't consider the latter to be true trans but having a mental illness that makes you hate your body and how you're treated must suck.

>>8766362
Just being realistic. You perpetuate that annoying angry lesbian stereotype.

>>8766418
I'll agree that the prairies are a wasteland, but that's as far as I'll go.

>>8766138
>breathed a huge sigh of relief that I'd finally met The Right Guy after all (nevermind that he was super effeminate and the parts I liked about him - e.g. hairless chest, slender body frame, longer hair - were most reminiscent of females).
same. I wouldn't have done it during college as sex is an expectation in relationships by then, but I dated a guy in high school, kept it super chaste because of religious family, and just focused on his womanly waist and girly face.

>>8766368
People, especially men, would still hate us even if we were collectively the nicest people on the planet. Not here to win your approval, senpai.

>>8766427
I guess I'm a mean girl then.

>>8766432
Ah yes, that doesn't sound like a nightmare at all.

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>>8766433
I think angry cis lesbians are the people this world needs the most atm
They are hot too

>>8766250
Most of them do seem to end up dating other MTFs, but yeah, it's about validation for some people, and they're more likely to clock each other and be reminded of their own flaws and insecurities than a straight dude is.

>>8766304
This place isn't representative of the LGBT community in general, most people don't have the motivation to come here unless they're already a 4chan-browsing neet or are just desperate to share opinions they'd be ostracised for saying IRL.

>>8766451
hot under the collar

>>8766449
Is your smile actually cute or were you being sarcastic?

>>8766433
>perpetuate ths angry lesbian stereotype
So? Does the hetero opinion of you matter that much? It's time to stop worrying about how the hetero guy feels, how the bisexual woman feels, how the tranny feels. No one gives a shit about how the lesbian feels because the lesbians have to care for everyone else. Fuck that bullshit.

>>8766438
That's fair I guess. I'm probably just extra bitter about it because I happen to live in MB. I'm hoping to move to the US within the next couple of years but not sure how that's gonna work out. If it doesn't I'll just move to the west coast and try to make the most of it there I guess.

>inb4 thanks for the blog post

>>8766481
I was joking, I'm very average.
Though one of the artists I bought stuff from said everyone who came by her table was very cute, and that she couldn't believe that so many cute girls were into yuri. That includes me, so I must be cute.

>>8766488
>I'm probably just extra bitter about it because I happen to live in MB
Oh. My condolences. Well you were 100% right about the salary thing too, most of my friends have defected because of that. Good luck.

>>8766500
Hnnng. Who was her? What did you buy from her?

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>>8766516
Yuni. Her Love Live stuff didn't do much for me but her originals are about adults, and 2/3 that I've read have been about horrible adults, which I especially like. I just bought her newest book, because I already had the old ones she brought (didn't bring either of the two I'm missing, unfortunately).

>>8766482
This a million billion times
Lesbians should start being more selfish, like every other group

>>8764183
>How tough was it to accept that you were a lezbean?
I was raised in a religious family that never, ever talked about gay people at all so it never occurred to me that I could be gay. Even once I was in high school I spent a solid two years masturbating thinking about lesbian sex, completely unable to get off to anything involving men and disgusted by penises, without even doubting myself. Still stayed in denial for another two years after first doubt because shitty womens' magazines and teen advice columns said it was normal for straight girls to have lesbian fantasies and I had "crushes" on guys so thought I was straight. When I finally dated one I realised the feelings I had for guys I'd been calling love were just platonic (see above, hate dicks) and I couldn't even enjoy chaste kissing, so at that point I had to accept that I was les and came out to my friends. Still went on and off worried if I might still be bi for the next few years despite lots of evidence to the contrary.
>Was your family pissed off about it?
Parents really wanted it to be a phase, but they tolerate it. Extended family don't know. My sisters are chill about it.
>Were you one of the lucky ones?
I mean, I'm reasonably attractive and never got kicked out, but I'm still single in my 20s so IDK.

>>8766639
Statistically, lesbians are just as selfish as every other group.
Maybe more so, since they prefer to spend their time chasing pussy rather than raising children.
It is funny to me that you see yourself as altruistic.
What has Ellen Degeneres or Oprah done with their millions?
Bought homes for themselves.

>>8766698
Oprah and Ellen are both major philanthropists who give millions to charity. So what if they also buy themselves some nice things? They worked for it so it's their obligation. Also, lesbians are 4 times more likely to raise adopted children than straight people, who only churn out more. Your arguments are really weak, friendo.

>>8766698
>>8766726
Kek, when did Oprah come out as a lesbian?

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>>8766746
Haha yeah, her and Gayle are just goooood friends

>>8766594
>2/3 that I've read have been about horrible adults, which I especially like
I don't think I will ever understand this weird fetish of yours.

>>8766757
She's dated a fair number of men which makes her bi at best.
There are plenty of out wealthy lesbians, there's no reason to pick Oprah.

>>8766746
2010
She and Gayle are lovers.

>>8766769
Just a meme,it justs feels like squishing soggy bread together >>8766758

>>8766792
Soggy bread makes my clit hard

>>8766792
>>8766802
Why are gaymen so gross?

>>8766841
Eh?

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>>8766698
>not wanting children makes you selfish
Mom, is that you?

>>8766856
I mean in this context it's definitely something /gaygen/ would do:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soggy%20bread

>>8766698
>chasing pussy instead of raising children
How many kids have you raised? How many has the average gay man raised? Heterosexuals are really selfish if you ask me. There are plenty of kids to adopt and heteros just make more and more - how selfish! You got male brain or somethin to be that dumb.

>>8766758
At least there seem to be a fair number of JP artists who agree with me. And I draw the line at just plain weird stuff like Love Slave.

>>8766874
If your life is devoted to yourself, then one could argue that it is selfish, since that is literally what it means.

>>8766875
Lmao I never heard that before, and I've been internetting for a long time

>>8766902
What's your favorite work about horrible adults?

>>8766922
I spend much of my child-free life doing fuckin' charity work, senpai.

>>8766978
Persona 5
They say "horrible adults" like every other sentence

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>>8766985
I'm glad to hear it.
Your efforts are to be applauded.

>>8766978
That's a tough question. Possibly Philosophia, it gutpunched me pretty badly. I'm terrible at recalling things off the top of my head though. There's also an LN or two that I like but I don't want to name them since I'm the only one who ever mentions them in English and if you google them all you'll get is my decade-old sperging.

Would any of you date a passing cute transgirl like myself or is there just no hope for me?
I just feel like nobody is attracted to me just because I have a penis

>>8767013
lel

>>8767038
>if you google them all you'll get is my decade-old sperging.
You do this on purpose, don't you? You now have to tell me.

>>8766024
>tfw you're old and fucking sick of everyone thinking they get a fucking vote in your personal identity
>tfw you're one bad day away from driving your car through the mall and then mowing down the survivors with your hunting shotgun

Kek reminds me when there was literally mob banging on my not so obvious lesbian neighbours gate
> wake up to rustled jimmies and ruckus in front of my house (3 pm)
> what in Davy Jones’ locker is going on, did someone set barn on fire again ?
> look from windows see 30+ people yelling and banging on the neighbours gate
> only missing pitchforks and torches
> whatever
> then I noticed they completely disregarded our flower bed in front of the house and trampled everything
> literally grit teeth when I remember how much work and time my mom put into those
> grab my homemade bazooka and climb onto attic
> load first firework and fire
> missed , but people started to scatter
> second one got direct hit into someones head and people started running scared not knowing what was on
> fired third for good measure as they were running away
> police arrived half an hour later

Nobody noticed who or where were shots coming from and they probably never will.
Only when I found box of cookies with thank you letter I realized I possibly prevented lynching.

Dont come to Eastern EU girls, not every neighbour has bazooka ;)

>>8767063
I honestly didn't mean to tease, I wasn't thinking. I'm half-asleep due to jet lag.

>>8767109
You do this a lot actually you dirty bastard. Fuck you.

>>8767124
Do I really?? I'm sorry.

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>>8767082
That seems like a fake story but cool nonetheless

>>8767160
I mean hey, it's not like you'd read it anyway, right?

>>8767264
Maybe I would put them off for when I learn nippongo.

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>>8767410
Well you can ask me about them then eh? At least get into reading raw mangoes before you try to tackle LNs.

>>8767446
Then tell me about them.

Yeah.

>>8766898
Yes, selfish heteros committing genetic suicide, what a bunch of jerks.

>>8767572
This is a daily reminder why Y chromosomes are trash to burn.

>>8767765
Why is /clg/ so misandrist?

Anyone from University of Kentucky/surrounding colleges here?

I feel like there's not many lesbians her at all. I'm seriously one of the only gay girls in engineering and it sucks.

>Should've been an art major

>>8767772
Because we took the blindfold off

>>8767777
What is preventing you from visiting the art building from time to time and interacting with the hot artsy ladies that you're sure to find there?

>>8767772
>Why don't lesbians like men?

Just don't open this can of worms, please.

>>8767798
True true, but sometimes it's hard to interact with people who I don't have classes with because I can't slide into the
"Hey, do we have a quiz tomorrow?" .... "Alright cool. Oh, and what's your snapchat?" routine. I'll give it a try though! I'm only a freshman rn, but I'm afraid I won't find a gf because of my major, you know?

Well, I have French 201 starting tommorow, and I'm also joining the French club. Maybe I'll meet some qts there? I'm joining the Polo team too, because Kentucky

>>8767558
One is about the bodyguard of an aristocrat. The aristocrat is a confused and insecure bitch who tries to pit the staff members she's closest to (all female) against each other in a competition for her affection, but also tries to match-make between them. It's a long-winded (400p) trash heap of a story, and I think half of the reason I liked it was because my reading comprehension was low enough at the time that I didn't understand how bad it was. I really liked the characters though, and the peculiarly detached atmosphere.

The other is a fantasy story where one's "soulmate" is decided by a goddess who grants two people of the opposite sex matching symbols at some point after they come of age. The mc and her best friend were having gay feelings for each other before the goddess came along and ruined shit by partnering up the best friend and a male childhood friend. The best friend is clearly miserable after getting married to her supposed soulmate, so mc agrees to run away with her. The best friend is a wishy-washy jerk and plagued by religious fears, so as soon as hubby shows up to try and get her back she blames everything on mc and starts screaming about divine punishment. She does get promptly killed by a mysterious beast, but maybe the so-called goddess just wanted her to fuck off. It's all very melodramatic. I enjoyed the fact that the mc thought they were defying fate to be together, but in reality she was just getting jerked around by her dumb friend. The stuff about the system everyone worships actually being kind of useless and terrible was heavy-handed but also reasonably interesting. Especially since the other book in the series involves same-sex isekai hijinks which were theoretically engineered by the same goddess who makes all these miserable het couples.

>>8768038
The second one sounds funny. When I learn enough nip I will bother you to tell the names (and then I will read your sperging).

>tfw a city nearby is having a pride parade this weekend
I'm going to take my chances at the local clubs, but the chances of going home with a cute girl are always so small. It makes me want to cry.

>>8764183
>How tough was it to accept that you were a lesbian?
Pretty tough. I always had thoughts about liking women, but some how chalked it up to me just being desperate because I was unattractive/fat and sexually abused as a child - and I loathed thinking that either of those were the case. I repressed hard because I didn't want to be seen as fucked up or a pity party case. So it was hard coming to terms and accepting that I was gay, and that it had nothing to do with either of those things.

My family doesn't know, but I've lost a few friends because of it.

Might be the wrong place to ask, but I don't want to ask in bigen because they'll try to make me bi, and I don't thing the repressors in repgen will have any relevant info, don't want to make its own thread because there aren't many women on this board so most of the replies wouldn't be relevant.

Does hating dick but not hating guys make me lesbian or bi? How can I repress my bi feelings to make me more palatable to lesbians?

I'm physically disgusted by dick, things that have been near dick and things that ever were dick so I'm turned off by heterosexual sex, bisexual women and transwomen, which I hear is an attitude lesbians round here approve of. But I don't mind femmy mens' bodies as long as I can't see the peen, and I don't feel disgusted by gay guys like I do by straight guys since their sexuality doesn't threaten me. Femme FTMs without bottom surgery are attractive to me as long as they don't want to roleplay straight sex, and even some femboys if I can't see the dick.

In high school I read yuri and couldn't enjoy yaoi at all, but eventually I got into the more censored forms of yaoi (would be disgusted if I read anything more explicit like doujin where they'd actually draw the penis in) and read a ton of that as well. I started off genuinely reading it for the plot and easier availability of long series and just tolerated the gay sex, but after a while I got more into it. I went from being unable to masturbate to anything but f/f or solo female to also being okay with thinking about gay stuff (but not solo male), as long as I didn't think in detail about the physicality. I had phases of being more into one or the other then eventually got bored and haven't really read either for five or six years. Over time, I've become more tolerant of dick, although I still don't like it - it does nothing for me, whereas when I was young I'd freak out and fumble to close the tab with my eyes closed if I saw one. IDK if that's my sexuality changing or just adult maturity.

>>8764885
It's not like there aren't a lot of straights who'd shlick to gay porn / yaoi and would get off on banging a gay dude or expecting him to live up to that shitty stereotype about the token gay in a group of girls. The real reason it doesn't happen as much is because most straight girls aren't used to initiating dates and relationships.

Most gay girls aren't used to initiating either, and that's a special kind of hell and the root of most ">tfw no gf" and weird shenanigans.

>>8766271
Fun fact: Bishits are 10x gayer once you go dominatrix on them. It's really fun to take a "bisexual" girl, drive her wild with lust, and make her beg you to get her off.

>>8768099
>but I've lost a few friends because of it.
How?

>>8768114
That's kind of fine, but I gradually started fantasizing about yaoi more than I did about lesbian sex, even though I couldn't come from it. I've been struggling with anorgasmia for a few years and I’m pretty sure I haven't had an orgasm since my mid teens, which coincidentally was around the same time. I started off projecting only into the top but became okay with the bottom too, although I still can't enjoy anything to do with giving head or focus on dick or masculine features. It was easy to slip into an m/m rut because I struggled to relate happy lesbian content to myself, like my mind couldn't believe I'd ever have it, but was no longer self-loathing enough to just think about lesdom BDSM 24/7.

I can find boys pretty and I appreciate them like I like a vase of flowers or something, on a sort of detached, aesthetic level. I often notice guys that fit my "type" on the street (guys with feminine features or bodies) and feel...kind of turned on, I guess, but not the same kind of arousal I'd feel for a girl. Like I might get an urge to kiss a guy or push him against a wall, but I don't want to go further, and when I've actually tried it I've felt nothing, no arousal. When I was younger I was confused because I didn't know many girls, so I tended to assume the strongest feelings I had for platonic male friends must be what love feels like, but when I dated a guy I found stuff like kissing somewhere between boring and gross and was still repulsed by the idea of going near the penis. (Full disclosure, by my second het relationship I learned to like noticing how hard a guy got if I brushed/squeezed him through his jeans, but I couldn't go near it naked or even in underwear, so I guess it was more of a psychological thing of the validation of knowing I'd made someone really turned-on.) I stuck to hugging and chaste, brief kisses to communicate affection and froze up in panicked passivity if a guy tried to French me.

sorry for walls of text

>>8768114
...You don't need to be a misandrist to be a lesbian, no. Don't overcomplicate this stuff, girl:

1) Do you like pussy?
2) Do you not want dick?

If you answered yes to both these questions, congratulations, you're lesbian. It's just that simple. You sound like you've been in those creepy man-hating dyke circles where it's less about loving women and more about hating men. People who focus on hating are usually pretty bitchy, toxic, and generally unhealthy to be around. I wouldn't let that kind of mindset rub off on you if I were you, and I probably wouldn't date that kind of girl either because deep down she's not nearly as fun as she makes out to be while she's befriending you.

>>8768204
>Fun fact: Bishits are 10x gayer once you go dominatrix on them. It's really fun to take a "bisexual" girl, drive her wild with lust, and make her beg you to get her off.
unffff I need this in my life

I swear this is wasn't here doesn't matter I'm gonna lurk anyway

>>8768256
>...You don't need to be a misandrist to be a lesbian, no.
Surprising to hear that from /clg/.

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>>8768296
surprising, and also wondering if anon got bored before finishing the post, because it's obvious the girl's talking about masculine bodies not men as people

Question for all lesbians here what do you think of men

>>8768323
Generally, we don't.

>>8768217
The first time was with my best friend. Her and her boyfriend moved in with me, and things were fine until he found out I was a lesbian. Then he would get mad if I got too close to her or touched her (we would jokingly rub each other's legs, things like that) and even told her that he was uncomfortable with me being in the living room or spending time with her when he wasn't there. I knew her for 3 years, and they were together for 10, so eventually she started getting distant, things got rough, and they moved out. I haven't talked to them since.

The second time was with another friend (friend A). She seemed supportive until I told her I was planning on asking a mutual friend (B) out. A has a lot of gay friends, but is uncomfortable with the topic, and actively supports "traditional family values."

This was after B and I had gotten super close and were practically dating anyways. A saw that B and I were close, and once I disclosed that I had feelings for them, A constantly clung to them. She straight up asked B to cuddle with her in front of me, and invited herself on our dates if she caught wind of them - including the one I meticulously planned on asking B to be my gf on. I got tired of it, and just decided to get away from that group of friends for a while. I cut A out of my life, and it ended up making my entire circle of friends cut me out/block me on social media because I wasn't hanging out with them constantly anymore, even though A was only in the group because I introduced her to everybody.

Shit sux man.

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>>8768323
3D men? Neutral. 2D men? Fucking kill them with fire.

>>8768330
I mean as in your opinion on them

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>>8768114
>>8768239
This is cis lesbian general. This if for if you know one hundred percent you are gay. Stop coming here with your sexuality confusion. You're gay or you aren't you stupid ass.

>>8768204
They can't be "gayer" as they always have hetbrain and are part of the problem lesbians can't be taken seriously. I'm glad they're the most obese, abused, and mentally ill group in LGBT.

>>8768264
Fuck off bishit. Daily reminder to only date goldstar lesbians.

>>8768330
Just filter out the namefag.

>>8768323
>>8767765

>>8768372
Fuck you too it was just a question besides I always return, it's sad really how what they said on cis lesbians are right good day lady's

>>8768071
It was pretty funny. Sure, I'll take that bet.

>>8768264
Go for it then. It's not like running into bishit/bicurious is particularly hard, girl. Just study up some sexy domming and have fun. I swear it's like a secret fetish for a lot of these girls (if you're hot, at least).

Pro tip: Don't be one of those novice "dommes" who bore a girl by describing how they're going to dom her before they do it. Just skip to the fun part. Making her nervous (and sexually excited) about what you're going to do next is part of the fun anyway. Also, if you use ropes, make sure those ropes are treated properly. Rope burn is horrible. And if you do anything potentially dangerous, get a safe word. "Safe word" itself is usually a perfectly decent safe word.

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>>8768424
Do not. Absolutely DO NOT put your mouth near her vag. Call to mind the anon who met the lesbian with gonorrhea of the throat because of a bishit she was messing with.

>>8768424
>Pro tip: Don't be one of those novice "dommes" who bore a girl by describing how they're going to dom her before they do it. Just skip to the fun part. Making her nervous (and sexually excited) about what you're going to do next is part of the fun anyway.
YMMV, it might be because I'm an autist and hate surprises in general, but not knowing what's going to happen would freak me the fuck out unless it was within an LTR with a girl who already knew all of my boundaries. Spend at least a few minutes communicating to find out what your girl is into first.

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>>8768417
I sure hope this place and you are around for the next 10 years.

>>8768366
>They can't be "gayer" as they always have hetbrain
It's nothing a good whipping (and orgasm denial) can't cure, I tell you.

>>8768432
If you are banging sluts, it is a good idea to check for STDs.

>>8768444
It can depend on the person and it's important to know your boundaries but in S&M you usually want to make your girl nervous and slightly scared because it's part of how you make her more sensitive and adrenaline-charged which is part of how you intensify the sexual excitement.

>>8768451
I've been here for more than ten years already, what's another ten.

>>8768444
Oh, yeah, absolutely set limits and establish what each of you is okay with beforehand. But apart from that...be creative ;) I like the yellow/red safeword system, where she can say yellow if something doesn't feel good, she's anxious, etc. but she doesn't want to stop play entirely.

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>>8768636
I know, the risk I was taking into account was death. Have you ever thought about killing yourself or are you in risk of developing a deadly illness in the following years?

I genuinely don't know what will happen to 4chan in 10 years though, anything can go with US Internet regulations now or Hiroshima selling this place to Jewgle or something.

>>8768424
Oh, I meant I need
>drive her wild with lust, and make her beg you to get her off
*done* to me haha, but I've sometimes wanted to get a bit dominant too. It would be fun to take a bicurious girl and...show her the ropes.

>>8768366
>You're gay or you aren't you stupid ass.
Well, I think I'm gay and have been calling myself a lesbian for seven years. But I think some of clg's goldstars would say I'm bi, and I'm wondering how this could affect IRL relationships because I don't know how common that attitude is IRL. If I tell girls I'm a lesbian and they find out I fap to yaoi but don't like IRL dudes will they think I'm a liar who'll regress to men eventually? IDK. Kind of late to change anyway because I'm already out to everyone I know as les.

>>8768713
In my experience, it's not common IRL. If you said you only dated gold star lesbians in most IRL LGBT/queer spaces, you'd get funny looks. (That's why it's common here, 4chan is a magnet for outlier views)

>>8768699
Oh, right. Of course, but some major changes would have to occur before I would consider it a serious option again. I suppose skiing is the biggest risk, I could definitely run into a tree, get hit by someone, fall off the wrong cliff or get caught in an avalanche.

Yeah who knows whether it'll still be around.

>>8768757
Thanks for making me paranoid about skiing before I even try.

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>>8768764
Hey, no, if you stick to the bunny slopes you'll be fine. Neither you nor anyone else should be going fast enough to do serious damage and you should be out of the way of any environmental hazards.

>>8768778
http://www.tampabay.com/incoming/how-did-natasha-richardsons-fall-on-the-bunny-slope-lead-to-her-death/985485

>>8768778
For that matter, as long as you stick to established trails you should be fine

>>8768809
Wear a helmet.

>>8768814
I wouldn't go that far, there are some pretty fearsome trails out there, and some pretty asinine people sharing the mountain with you. If you're inexperienced it can be harder to dodge hooligans.

>>8765101
I'm both >>8764432 and >>8759590 →, haha. The tattooed qt was my tindr date. I have her on facebook, she's trying to reorganize at least which is better than most people I've come across.

Don't feel guilty for trying to get on disability. If your leg was broken you would bandage it up and use a crutch. This is the same idea, just try to work on your mental health and get better to the point where you can walk on your own again.

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Who else /depressedkisslesshandholdlesstfwnogfvirgin/ here

>>8768924
oh, lol
what a coincidence that I'd reply to you twice, lol
I hope it works out with her. if you can, you should try and have a phone call with her, I think its always good to get face-to-face or voice-to-voice asap.

And thanks for the encouragement. I'm still in the "acceptance" stage of dealing with my mental health stuff, despite being like 4 years into this.

>>8769105
are you me, or are we just sisters in misery anon?

>>8769243
Sisters in misery indeed. It fucking sucks but at least I'm not in my 20s and a /depressedkisslesshandholdlesstfwnogfvirgin/ like some are here.

>>8769105
M-me...

>>8769105
>tfw no gf

>>8769333
>It fucking sucks but at least I'm not in my 20s and a /depressedkisslesshandholdlesstfwnogfvirgin/ like some are here.
>at least im not in my 20s
o-oh....
tfw 26

>>8769467
Get rekt. I wouldn't want to be a 20+ year old virgin desu that's just weird.

>>8769337
>>8769399
iktf

I'm shading quite a bit of people here, aren't I?

>>8769477
>Get rekt. I wouldn't want to be a 20+ year old virgin desu that's just weird.
you didn't have to hurt me like this anon

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>>8764568
Thinking about this also.
;__; here in finland its quite impossible.

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>>8769477
>I wouldn't want to be a 20+ year old virgin desu that's just weird.

That's not even that uncommon. I have lots of straight friends in their early 20's who are virgins still, and it's so much harder for a lesbian. Personally I find the thought of 16-year olds getting it on much weirder.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdC7HFarrwg
>why did I love this game so much?
>why did I just pay $10 for it?

>>8769105
If I had a gf I wouldn't need to come on 4chan.

I'm 20.

>>8770098
>I know that feel

I have lots of friends, but no gf. Hopefully this will be the year I get one

>>8770176
>tfw only two friends and no gf
Need to get out of the house more.

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>>8770217
>go outside

>>8770257
It's hard because I work from home and only one of my friends lives within travelling distance. I basically just go out to buy groceries...need to join some interest groups desu, I should get a social hobby.

>>8770324
Where does one find interest groups? I only really meet new people via friends or when I get drunk.

>>8770425
University if you're a student, there are a ton of societies.

Unfortunately I'm about to drop out, so no luck there. Sports centres usually have classes, and I see interesting local events on FB but don't always meet new people when I go (I've gone to the same queer film festival every year for a few years, met some nice people but not made actual friends). Volunteering to help run events also helps you meet people.

>>8770324
>I work from home and only one of my friends lives within travelling distance
A-are you me?

>>8770324
>>8770465
same but tfw no friends

>>8770436
That doesn't seem to apply to my uni. Or they're really well hidden.

>interesting local events
D-Do you just talk strangers up there to make new acquaintances?

>Volunteering to help run events
That sounds pretty good actually, I should look into that.

>>8770545
What country are you in? The idea of a university without clubs and societies is really bizarre, there are nearly 100 at my university and they have a welcome fair at the start of every year.

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I picked out an engagement ring for my gf. So she won't freak out over the cost, I didn't get platinum. It's 14K white gold. Simple but pretty.

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>>8770816
Now I got to hide it until early October to pop the question during our vacation.
>Yes, my nails are long but it's OK, I'm right-handed.

>>8770827
Ooh sleek design, very nice. Good luck with your proposal!

>>8770816
>>8770827
>marriage
What are you, a het?

>>8770816
Really cute. How long have you been together?

>>8770834
Thank you! I spent days agonizing over hundreds of rings to finally settle on this one. Hopefully she'll approve. She can be picky.
>>8770870
Gay marriage is a thing now. I'm >>8764873 and I won't even be among the first 10 of my lesbian friends to get married. Two of them already have kids in elementary school.
>>8770951
Almost three years now. I'm sure she'll say yes but it'll be a long engagement. Probably 1-2 years before we do the ceremony. We might get our marriage certificate earlier for the tax cut (more than $5K year) and some health care and other benefits.

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>>8771019
who smokin with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohFHsOBuLc4

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Fucking hurricane Harvey is going to ruin my weekend date with a qt.

>>8771019
10 lesbian friends? Geez. I don't even have 1.

>>8771135
Texas? same but no qt to go on a date with

>>8771019
>Gay marriage is a thing now.
And it's still stupid het shit.

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>>8771180
That's because I live in an area where you can find thousands of lesbians in meetups alone. My gf and I went to a happy hour a while back and there was about 150 women there.
>>8771253
Kek, we'll enjoy our "stupid het" benefits, thanks.

>>8771280
all of those look like they're full of cancerous feminist, dyke types no thanks i'd rather be alone

>>8771280
Is the middle one a meet-up for teaching lesbians how to drive?

>>8771335
To me they just look older.

>tfw no circle of qt young femmes to discuss books with

>>8771445
If old lesbians are on Meet-Up and sjw """lesbians""" are in college gay clubs where are the rest of the lesbians?

>>8771335
>cancerous feminist, dyke types
Why is this so true. I'm glad /cgl/ shares this sentiment.

>>8771445
>qt young femmes
;_;

>>8771558
4chan. I know one /clg/ anon goes to my college and I low-key want to meet up but meeting people from 4chan is spooky.

>>8771558
Already in couple or hiding.

i wanna go back to wearing chelsea boots and vests/waistcoats but thats how i dressed in my ftm binding man dressing phase (don't ask) and i'm worried people will think i wished i was a dude and start calling me a dude because my family and social circle are that kind of empty liberals which trip over themselves to look so accepting of trans lifestyles (but say all sorts of mean shit in private about anyone gay). also that look looks good with short hair and i don't wanna give up my long curly hair. its so conflict desu pls help cislesgen. how does a 28 year old lesbian reinvent her shops at target mom style into something a bit good

>>8769842
im glad i waited and lost mine with my now wife in my late 20s because my college gfs fucking were dreadful snake women edgebians trying to piss their countrified families off by committing gay shit. bulk bought christmas wine kept me warm and happy better than girls just wanting to be with me to piss off daddy

>>8771441
It's some kind of urban adventure group that I've never attended. According to their description, "ZOOM Urban Lesbian Excursions provides unique alternatives to the usual fair of events and happening [snip] a fabulous way to meet new and interesting people, network and have fun all at the same time. Some of our past events include Segway Tours, Labor Day Sunset Sail, Hookah Meetup and DJing 101."
>>8771445
Well, I'm older and meetups is mostly for older women. The young usually go to collegiate events or clubs events. This coming weekend, I see there's a speed dating thing and a 20s & 30s party event on Friday night, a women's picnic, a happy hour and a party on Saturday and a party on Sunday night. Those are all women's events, by the way. The men do their own thing.

>>8771441
d/a but DMV is a nickname for the DC, Maryland, Virginia area and I've seen "zoomer" used to refer to older people.

>>8771575
>ftm binding man dressing phase
>wanting to be a man
Disgust. Anyway just wear chelsea boots and vests/waistcoats, they are fashionable regardless of gender.

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>>8771135
Pssh. You think that's bad. I got chosen to be part of the ride -in -team at the hospital I work at. That means I have to prepare to camp out at the hospital and work around the clock until the storm passes. Supervisor told me to prepare to be here for around 3-4 days.
Kinda sucks, but FEMA rewards you with a lovely pay check. Hoping the storm is just over hyped. It's going to be a shitstorm if not.

>>8771206
If your name starts with a J, I know you! Stay safe desu. If you're not J, stay safe either way.

>>8771776
That sounds scary af, desu. Natural disasters are no joke. If the hospital starts to get overrun change out of your scrubs and get out. No shame in abandoning patients if it means your life. Cue Katrina flashbacks.

>finally receive charger
>doesnt work
Fuck murrifats so much jesus fuck two months of wait for this.

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>>8771845
You're welcome.

>>8771845
Wow, it went on a world tour for nothing.

>>8771864
Reminder that the satanspawn goose escaped.

>>8771602
don't judge me for living as a full time drag king and feeling like a dashing, devilish, invincible heartthrob with my waistcoats, my drawn on with eyeliner pencil mustache and my hair hidden under a bowler hat, i was extremely passable

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Hey there /clg/ , I have a little something I wanna say.
I'm a reserved 19 y/o kissless dateless virgin. I've always been a little shy and i don't like to approach people.
But there's this girl in my one of my classes that's really my type. I think she's out of my league and I don't know if she's single (or even gay) and I'll probably make an ass out of myself and be humiliated but I think I should give it a shot anyways.
I just don't want to do nothing like I usually do when I have a crush. I don't wanna wait for her to approach me cause that's probably not going to happen.

I'm not sure where this burst of courage came from but I think I should act on it

I'll report back in all tell you guys what happened, if anyone cares.

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>at gym
>guy exercising nearby starts talking to me about weightlifting which is fine it just makes it hard for me to focus
>he randomly picks up one of those lightweight bars they do for stretching and starts twirling and swinging it like he's fighting with a bowstaff
>nearly whacks me with it several times
>qt at the other end of the weight room keeps sending me pitying looks
>mfw all this nonsense

>>8772265
>tfw I want to start going to the gym to be a qt
>tfw I don't want to deal with this nonsense so I have to wake up at 3AM to go before work to avoid people

>>8772288
Thank goodness for 24/hr gyms

>>8772265
You're really making the case for a home gym.
>tfw power rack is $600+

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>>8771807
>If the hospital starts to get overrun change out of your scrubs and get out.
I work as a clinical microbiologist and in the hematology/biochem diagnostic departments. I'll be in the lab away from the actual patients. I feel bad for the nurses though. They'll have the biggest workload out of everybody.
Some of my co-workers were telling me about the horrors that hurricane Ike bestowal upon them back in '08. Apparently our hospital was one of the few hospitals in the entire city that had power. As a result, many patients from surrounding hospitals died. Many critically ill patients were transferred to our hospital so it was beyond crowded. There were no showers or rooms to sleep in for employees so they ended up sleeping on the floor; however, now they are better prepared and have those accommodations for us.

I'm really not looking forward to the next couple of days. I'm still going to try to talk my way out of having to go in.

>>8772265
Were you employing the super secret technique of the baggy t-shirt and sweat pants? 10 invisibility points are added for every miscellaneous stain with a 2x multiplier for brown stains.

>>8772349
You know Delinquent wears sweat pants 90% of the time.
The other 10% she's with me.

Truly, cis goldstar lesbians are the pinnacle of perfection and esteem.

>>8772364
If delinquent starts dating I will be both heartbroken and happy.

>>8772288
If I had the self-discipline to wake up that early I would since my jim is 24/hrs too.

>>8772296
I want a home gym so bad but I don't have the space or the money to build it the way I want it right now.

>>8772349
I actually wear form-fitting clothes at the gym because am an idiot and have a hard time checking my form otherwise.

>>8772364
It's true. I'm actually in my adidas track pants right now.

>>8772415
Don't worry anon. I'm virtually un-datable.

>>8772447
>I'm actually in my adidas track pants right now
Cute.

>>8772447
>I'm virtually un-datable.
How so? You seem like good gf material.
Maybe you are just being too hard on yourself.

>>8771776
If your name starts with an F, I know you! Thanks and stay safe! And good luck with working around the clock, I can tell it's gonna be hectic even if the tropical storm doesn't hit hard. When it rains hard in Houston, it rains HARD. Hopefully this tropical storm won't be as bad and disruptive as Ike was.

>>8772447
It's not really self-discipline so much as being manic depressive and riding that manic wave as long as I can desu.

I need to get to the doctor and get pills to help me get my shit together. Once my depressive spells hit, I just sleep for like 13 hours a day.

Could someone link me to a cute porn video before I kill myself? Lesbians obviously, if it's amateur even better.

>>8772447
>I'm virtually un-datable.
At least you're in good company here.