/mtfg/ men, trannies, faggots, gays, and me

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Im a beautiful woman with a body that is the perfect representation of womanhood and feminity

2nd for NZ is better than Aussue

I'm a girl

>>8490872
when is new zealand going to, like, start doing stuff

>>8490851
we totally should go to something like that

>>8490872
right but they have a way more funny accent

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>>8490875
Now, we all know, that's questionable at best

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>>8490879
Sounds like a deal then, but it will take a while though!

Also if you two feel like it and Nicole is in Swampville, you can bring her too

>>8490883

i wonder if elaine was a tranny

>>8490844
yeah i know, and it's gotten worse in the last few years

its really hard to sit up straight and its like to the point where standing up straight is uncomfortable

idk who'd id even go to for that, like a chiropractor?

>>8490862
no

>>8490864
but i eat salt all the time

>>8490889
i kinda want elaine to be my wife okay

>>8490872
11th for their birds don't know how to be birds

>>8490878
We do stuff all the time, like spending millions on trying to change our flag.

>>8490881
>tfw NZ accent isn't really an accent

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uwu

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>>8490881
>you will never lay in bed with ally watching flight of the conchords while she tells you in her impenetrable accent about that one time new zealand nearly beat australia in cricket

If anyone wants to watch a movie we are watching collateral
https://www.rabb.it/higgus

>>8490887
she'll be in swampland during the last two weeks of july

better be ready by then :^)
>>8490890
no idea? Idk you can always just always think about walking up straight all the time and get used to it but I have no idea about this stuff, I'm not an expert.

>>8490883
>>8490889

Why is the mafia always the worst part of the community

Like I let one rub my tarotaro and then two years later they scream man at me still from their internet caves

Elannas making fun of my height!

>>8490905

? wait what lol
i have no beef with you at all

>>8490894
Hey hey kiwis are smol and cute

>>8490898
>flight of the conchords

shit taste, Outrageous Fortune is way better
(also what is cricket?)

>>8490905
Y r u so mad? U can't take a joke?
>>8490896
OwO

>>8490900
>higgus
Dropped!!!! :P

>>8490915

higgus is the best omg

>>8490906
:3

>>8490900
I'll watch uwu

>>8490914
@w@

>>8490895
yeah the only thing NZ is known for is great landscapes I think

>Open a window
>Take a good whiff in the fresh cold air
>My nose starts bleeding

God hates me

>>8490920
◉◡◉

>>8490906
>tfw elanna will never make fun of your height

>>8490920
NO
:^(

>>8490924>>8490915
◉◠◉

>work retail
>Have 3 cute girls in a row ask if I'm a guy
>One of them had friends and they didn't even ask they just said "He's a boy!"
I just want to throw myself off a bridge

>>8490919
Hmm
I don't know I'm in a r9k discord server
And some people act like he's an e-celebrity Don't know the guy though ?
xD

Cancer thread is cancer

>>8490910
>shit taste, Outrageous Fortune is way better
i didn't realise you people had made more than one TV programme

also, flight of the conchords is pretty good, ally

>>8490933
*Are* you a boy??

>>8490924
>breathing low-quality dutch air

>>8490934

i didn't know anything about him till i talked to him for a while the other night and idk. he's a cool guy!

>>8490935

maybe you should consider not spending your time here or something? you seem really aggressive recently

>>8490890
then probably too much salt

tall girls <3

>>8490942
I thought I was content with being a boy but maybe I was lying to myself
I'm just wallowing in my misery right now.

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>>8490906
local GIANT tranny bullies people about their height...
sad times

>>8490932
You are really pretty (if >>8490869 is really you)

>>8490944
Anything outside low quality Dutch air will kill me since I can only be a swamp area

Maybe Philadelphia in Murrka

>>8490936
>you people
racis

>>8490950
OwO

>tfw get a trach shave but still have visible adams apple
fugg

>>8490960
UwU

>>8490960
sorry

(i mean, i'm not actually sorry, but you know)

>>8490953
That's andreja pejic lol

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>>8490984
Ooh fook

hmmmmmmmmmm

who is this coffeee peson?

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>>8490982
Neither am I fren

>>8490960
will you bully me for being small if I come to NZ?

>>8490996
ʰᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ

dont like being alive dont like being alive dont like being alive

>>8490996
Got a little something I need to ask you, Birbs. What's your favourite oriental dish?

>>8490996
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>8490998
Best trip of 2017

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>>8491002
O-only if you want me too.

>>8490998
It is I, Cof-

>>8491013
omg

>>8490996
post voice pls

>>8491002
back of the queue punk, i already called dibs

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>>8490952
>trying to bully someone about a trait that they like
Saaaad

i miss phienchen

>>8491033
Me too

>>8491014
yes that would be very nice :3

>all the good trips are gone

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>>8491043
I'm sorry

>>8491043
nah just most of them

>>8491043
They aren't gone, they just haven't come into existence yet.

>>8491042
Hurry up then womanlet

>>8491043
:(

>>8491049
I have come into existance

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When did you accept that you just aren't going to make it in life?

If you're trans you will never pass no matter how much you try to pretend to be a female

If you are gay you will catch a disease at some point.

If mtf you will always be considered a failed male and even you hate yourself so much that you consider people attracted to you to be beta

Gays hate themselves so much that they have a straight fetish because there own kind isnt in there idea of manliness.

No matter how hard you try to pass you will always have a busted up face unless you spend thousands on surgery

If youre gay you will never find a long term bf because gays don't have a courting flirting method to weed people ouy. Literally just ask and they will

Bisexuals are always ALWAYS leaning towards females and will cheat on you with a girl with big breasts

Chasers will always be beta faggots because anybody that is willing to throw away social standing because of a girl with a penis is a goddamn idiot.

Straight people have to put up with males and females and they are obviously not compatible long term

When did you realize that maybe you should...just give up and pull the trigger???

>>8491043

right lol
so many trips are so antagonistic and egocentric lately. idk why this can't just be a mildly cool chill place

>>8491054
>I have come into existance
You have yet to impress me.

>>8491055
Help me pull it please

does anybody have a link to srs result pics by different surgeons?

pls post thx

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>>8491043
im still here

>>8491057
As much as I wanted to be a "hard truther shitposter" here, I can't. I find this place too...well, I can relate to most people here for obvious reasons. And as it seems, I'm incapable of being mean.

>>8490852
>men, trannies, faggots, gays, and me
im all of these

>>8491057
Hey Edie, would you care to list some names of those antagonistic and egocentric trips, just for reference?

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>>8491059
I'm actually not that impressive desu ngl

>>8491066
>I'm incapable of being mean

Same

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>>8491055
this is the same poster that does the straight failed male meme thing

>>8491057
>so many trips are so antagonistic and egocentric lately
me irl

someone be mean to me please

>>8491074
Lmao

>>8491057
BUT DATS YOU

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>>8491075
>I'm actually not that impressive desu ngl
At least you'll fit in around here.

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>>8491055
>meanwhile at repression gen

>>8491081
are you this desperate for attention?

do the whole world a favour and kill yourself you worthless stupid ugly bloodbelching cunt

>>8491055
>>8491079
its maki

Send lewds and ERP with discord guy.
>Unfriended and blocked
Well, I knew I was ugly but not by that much >.<

>>8491065
hru today

>>8491089
ok

>>8491054
ok I w-will try my best to come soon c:

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>>8491057
It's all my fault everything is my fault

>>8491074
>>8491086

this is half the problem lol

>>8491105
>>8491080

nuh uh

>>8491066

just b urself

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>>8491096
im great having a fun time doing stuff with daddy ^W^

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>>8491110
i am always myself here edie

u2

me too thanks

>>8491010
idk I don't really have a favorite
>>8491018
y

>>8491057
Didnt you recently start drama about Eugenie completely unabated without knowing all the facts first?

>>8491119
because birdy voice is best voice

>>8491110
>just b urself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYZm_ErTh_s

bordo post voice

>>8491110
>this is half the problem lol
You mean the poster or the content of her post?

>>8491118

me 2 thanks

>>8491127

me irl

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Could i pull of short hair?

>>8491115
sounds nice :))

http://www.strawpoll.me/13277403

http://www.strawpoll.me/13277403

http://www.strawpoll.me/13277403

>>8491087
T-thanks I guess

>>8491100
Ok :)

>>8491115
>Not shure if youre having innocent fun with your dad or doing kinky stuff with your bf

>>8491136
Probably, but I don't think you should do it. You look pretty with longer hair.

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>>8491110
Yah huh I am worst trip

>>8490869
>metallica
faggot

>>8491153
no

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Missing gf please help.

>>8491153
Can I be that worst trip please?

>>8491088
actually we just want lives w/o transitioning

>>8491163
she was here last night

>>8491164
no

Name the worst trips in /mtfg/ so we can bully them away

>>8491182
anonymous

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>>8491166
Is being a guy really a life though?
Is that really the life you want?

>>8491164
No

>>8491157
Yes

>>8491146
Bf likes short hair so ive been thinking about it for a while

>>8491182
>hate trip
>try to bully her away
>she likes the bullying and stays

>>8491187
elanna should I go get high

>>8491153
hey elanna while you are doing science stuff can you also develop a pill that shrinks people but only like a few inches i want to be like 5'6"

If Elanna guesses which Canada Day shirt I'm wearing I'll pop titty skittles ironical rn

As a joke haha

>>8491173
y tho
It's exhausting being so nice all the time, I want to try being mean.

>>8491182
Me I'm the worst bully me

At glen helen ampathetr rn with bf, high as fuck listening to massive attack live
Nice
Primus is next
Also beer is 17 bucks a glass

>>8491166
It symbolises the world can't hurt

>>8491187
It's not what we want. But some kids want to be astronauts or doctors.

It's just not realistic. And must be suppressed.

>>8491187
one can want/wish, but
some things are just not meant to be

>>8491200
>not already being 5'6

>>8491187
but you can't be worst trip I like you.

>>8491207
>posting on mtfg when out in public
sad.

>>8491182
emma likes to be bullied

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>>8491202
#5

>>8491199
On what?

>>8491200
No, love being tall it's gr8

>>8491208
>>8491210
It's more realistic than either, it's not even that out there

>>8491202
ngl i fucking hate canada day its just an excuse to get people to buy shit they don't need especially this 150 anniversary

>>8491205
you can be mean without being worst trip tho

whats canada day all aboot

>>8491202
Canada gets its own day?

>>8491226
I'm just joking I can't be mean it hurts.

>>8491205
>It's exhausting being so nice all the time, I want to try being mean.
I think you should try being mean. Once you realise how good it feels, you'll never go back. Practise by saying rude things to that anon who likes you.

>>8491211
please i can't control my height dude this fucking sucks
>>8491220
i don't like it i want to be smaller.

>>8491228
its about everyone buying a shirt and a hat and special napkins thats it

what you listing to mtfg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBbCqfuAdzk

>>8491244
>please i can't control my height dude this fucking sucks
Sorry , it was just a joke. Just find a cute shorter girl who wants a tall waifu.

>>8491126
I know B)

>>8491220
You started at 19 with a stunted puberty.

Why should I gamble? I'd rather be loved and respected for someone I'm not than be hated for who I am.

>>8491254
:pisd:

>>8491182
bexe does nothing but shitpost before disappearing for weeks at a time

>>8491252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU3srXqYAO0
this because im a pleb and don't know any of these artists

>>8491243
Na cause then no one will like me, and they'd be sad, and i'd be sad, just a whole lot of sad really.

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>She isn't proud of being tall

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>>8491255
You'll crack eventually though
You might as well do it now when it's less of a gamble

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>>8491252

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtBPPr_GVUg

>>8491267
You can't just sail through life, letting these opportunities pass you by, Ally.

Mtfg has gotten insufferable

>worst trips come
>bully cute passing girls
>call them ugly men
>then ask why everyone is so upset

Really just disgusting

>>8491271
>tfw no cute tall gf

>>8491272
I already tried your hormones. The self hate and fear overrides any dysphoria I had off them.

>>8491252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dukolBPDpsk

>>8491267
being a bit mean sometimes is ok if it's for fun

>>8491276
I'll bully her in NZ, how's that?

>>8491277
No one can bully me, cause I've only shown nice people like Chara my face.

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>>8491277
Is this a statement on you calling my gf and I men earlier

>>8491281
Maybe you need a therapist
I notice that the person judging you isn't other people, it's you

>>8491277
Want me to bully you, you cute passing girl?

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>>8491252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-ZUXQuFcnw

>>8491277
Even if I were to post my pic and I would get laughed at, it wouldn't affect me at all.

>tfw u have big boobies

>>8491277
You are reaching levels of projection that shouldn't even be possible faye. You have been doing that shit for years

>two gfs now
this month has been wild

>>8491272
i'm a very logical person and transitioning doesn't make sense to me

>>8491281
i've taken steps too, but still feel the shame of being out as a girl

>>8491292
this is true, i'm very hard on myself
technically my girlmodei passes by looks, but there so much more to it to be legit trans person

tfw no enbuddy datefriend

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>>8491292
>>8491306

>>8491290
>I'll bully her in NZ, how's that?
Not ideal, but I guess it'll have to do.

>No one can bully me, cause I've only shown nice people like Chara my face.
I wonder if she has a folder for you now.

>>8491290
chara isn't nice
i don't buy that she's completely a sociopath, but you're too new to realize that she's not someone you want to be friends with
there are always new people desperate for attention and friends that they don't hold themselves up to any standard, you're being nice to every person so that they'll be nice to you back, even if that niceness does not come from a good place

>>8491292
Thats because I'm not dumb enough to let the world know I'm a tranny

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>chara

just filter her and stop responding

>>8491290
>I've only shown nice people like Chara my face.

oh sweet summer child

فاي هو مثلي الجنس

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>>8491327
they're so silly

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>>8491290
>>8491317
>>8491322
>>8491327

>>8491292
You started it tho

And pls don't use your "oh but I hit you a hundred times in the teeth and called you a man for months but yesterday you started it" bs

You're a mean and terrible person who decided to target me because you're a bully

>>8491290
>No one can bully me, cause I've only shown nice people like Chara my face.
I hope for your sake that you're joking.

>>8491257
p-please calm down nothing is happening babe

>>8491339
You call yourself a man and talk about living as a man and trying to get girls to date you as a man. Shut the fuck up and leave this board forever. No one likes you, no one will ever like you.

>>8491329
"Faye he is like the faggot"

Way to misgender me

>tfw you transition to play with your lil' boobies every time you wake up in the morning

OwO

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>>8491314
hmm

>>8491317
I'm very naive, I admit that, but I can't help it

>>8491338
>>8491327
?

>>8491340
No of course not

someone pay for my skittles

>>8491346
see this >>8491336

>>8491346
just don't send her any more pictures, all of the ones you've sent her will at some point find their way to this thread, trust me.

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hmmm

>>8491354
well its something i guess

I think I'm actually going to die, I can't feel the right side of my jaw, im frothing at the mouth, my joints are so swollen I'm using my shopping trolley as a zimmerframe and all I could manage to eat today was 400 calories. I think the infection has spread to my bones.
>the tragic story of Shakira
>used as a fucktoy by men
>addicted to cocaine
>died alone and helpless at the young age of 25

>>8491346
Oh, I thought it was a joke that you sent Chara your pictures. Yeah, seriously, don't do that anymore.

>>8491343
I'm glad she spent like 200 hours trying to trap a new gf into her shit to defend her, but I really don't need it from her squad

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>>8491345
I love them

One hundred and ninety seven for Emma is abusive and encourages self harm and suicide and needs to be stopped.

>>8491360
go to a hospital you fuck

>>8491360
I hope you don't die

>>8491360
>uses as a fucktoy by men
Whose fault is that?

>>8491360
shakira no please get well D:

>>8491220
#150 you lose
There isn't even a #5 come on

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>>8491339
Look do you want me to use the archive? You literally started it today, and yesterday, and have been calling my girlfriend and I men all day. Shit, I know you've dropped trip for literally years to call people you like/don't like men
I don't really give a shit what gender you are, you're just as pathetic as either and need to find a better hobby.

>>8491367
please love me emma.....

>>8491367
Remember when she made that girl strip for her and sign her name to talk on her discord?

>>8491345
gay

>>8491360
Withdrawl?

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how am i doing mtfg

>>8491360
call a emergency number fuck

>>8491360
You have a shopping trolley in your house? Or is it like one of those old lady ones?

>>8491360
Please go to a hospital!!! :(

>>8491351
>>8491363
It was just one angled face pic, and I wouldn't really mind if it was posted here, it's just pre HRT so it would be a bit embarrassing looking.

>>8491383
There are no days, there's you decided to start it and fuck with me for a very long time, and now I just say things because you're mean and don't apologize or care

Like a bully

>>8491382
too bad she was close enough you need to start hrt and get a cute rivers cuomo bf now

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>>8491345
THE CUTE WITTLE BEWBS CAN DO IT, THE NIPS ARE POKING OUT!!!!1 :3 AWWWW
HEHE YOU CAN DO IT BEWBIES, YOU CAN GROW!!!! SO WARM AND SQUISHY AND JIGGLY AND FUN!!!!1
I LOVE WAKING UP TO THE CUTE PERKY WITTLE GIRLS EVERY DAY!!!!1 ^.^ :3 MWA MWA MWA <3
(・ω・) 3 MONTHS OF ESTROGEN! BOOOOBS!!!! ^_^ TEEHEE I WUV MY WITTLE CUTE BEWBIES!!!!
I TALK TO THEM IN A HIGH CUTESY VOICE :3 :3 <3 AND SAY HI TO THEM EVERY MORNING AND SQUEEZE THEM AND HUG THEM ^-^
THEN I SAY GOOD NIGHT TO THEM WHEN I GO TO BED (: JKFASJKFAJKAS AWWWWWWW :) <3 <3 <3

>>8491385
yes

>>8491383
I don't drop trip, people trip to be me to say what they want

I see people say stuff like this, and just realize they come from a. Group that drops trip constantly to save face and bully

I have no group elanna, I don't care

>>8491403
ugh my gf made me read that on vc
on the bright side she said it was adorable which was nice but ;-;

>>8491345
Thank god i repressed when I reached the puffy nipple stage

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>>8491401
Carissa pls

>>8491408
>I have no group elanna,
You have no group because the only people who like you are a old male sissy fetishist and an anal rapist.

>>8491360
This is what you get for ignoring that sadiq khan was a terrorist and running away when you can't refute an argument.


I hope you die

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are slugs cute

>>8491345
I thought you didn't believe in AGP.

>>8491417
And ash and red and when they were still around a dozen other trips

anyone who buys into her multi year witch hunt hysteria and mostly doctored doxing from a certain group isn't going to like me, but like I'm good personal friends with some of the nicest people on mtfg

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>>8491408
Don't you remember adri? That other young trans girl that you macked on and decided to bully off this board when she wouldn't fuck you? That one time when you still had a trip that you forgot to take it off to call her a man?
You're a borderline, mentally deranged, jealous, creepy, manfaced, honvoiced loser and a total piece of shit, use that money to buy a shotgun and swallow it.

>>8491383
faye obviously just hates to lose

>>8491432
>I'm good personal friends
You have no friends and half the people who have left this board left because of you. How delusional can one person be? Do you believe your own lies at this point? I would tell you to get help but not even daddies money is enough to fix what's wrong with you at this point.

hugg elann

>>8491435
I remember adri, she drove down to see me twice, and we slept together, and I got us a hotel room once and she did it the second time

What about her? There are pictures of us in bed together in the archive if you want

>>8491435
>That one time when you still had a trip that you forgot to take it off to call her a man?

Lol everyone has done similar... No one ever said trannys were stable. In fact, I would say they're amongst the most unstable subgroup in our society.

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>>8491435
oh shiiiiiitt

>>8491447
>There are pictures of us in bed together in the archive if you want
And now she hasnt been heard from since. Really makes me think

HMMMMM

>>8491426
are laurens cute

i used to think provoking faye into further and further meltdowns was funny but she does it for free now

also shes just kinda become background noise? sad

>>8491435
Also really good old meme where I asked why there were men on the tier list because literal gay boys who post lewds were on there a day after I saw their pics posted,

And then I realized oh well we're all gay boys fuck they must have came out and I didn't know

>>8491464
How much longer do you think it will take before she goes into full breakdown and shaves her head?

i've been gone for a month how the fuck is elanna STILL arguing with faye

>i have such a good life and gfs
so why is faye traveling to meet so many mtfg?

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>>8491455
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>8491470
same

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>>8491435
>You're a borderline, mentally deranged, jealous, creepy, manfaced, honvoiced loser and a total piece of shit.

Someone's projecting.

>>8491454
I mean if we here from cistits and elanna again after they hook up, then they aren't happy, because happy people don't stay here
>>8491464
Example of the above

>>8491470
Because elanna has a gf again and faye only has people who don't want a second date.

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>>8491447
Funny how every person who has ever met you from here either immediately disappears or openly refers to it as a mistake.
I know that you're repulsive, but jesus christ dude, there's serial killers with better records than you

>>8491470
faye never stopped taking shots at edie too

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This is Emily

>>8491479
posting pictures of people like that doesn't work if they're cute

>>8491464
I don't think "Faye" is an actual person it's more like a shitty art perfomance everyone can do once a while when bored

Just heard the Melvins live. Holy fuk

>>8491470

lmao

>>8491479
It's like a head on collision of shaken baby syndrome and fetal alcohol syndrome

>>8491490
aw cool i fucking love melvins nice
hewo

>>8491487
she'd probably pass in a dim room

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Allow me to post another Emily

>>8491464
Yeah its sad a 35yo man cant keep it together but thats why faye should be seeing a shrink daily in an outpatient program
Or maybe a pogram....
>>8491476
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>8491477
Same

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Turns out my bf got shit seats, but who cares

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>>8491486

idk i mean we were on pretty good terms recently i thought? but she assumes that i basically control like
the entire population of mtfg because i'm a deity that resides over the pits of hell. so whenever someone says some shit to her she just starts going off on me. i really don't get it.
i just want to smoke weed with my bf and be mellow already

>>8491470

When someone is ashamed about behaviour they exhibit, they will often project that shame onto others who exhibit similar behaviour.

>>8491494
jealous*
phone fucked up the last word

>>8491470
She can say she's sorry any time she wants, she said it was because of her shitty job

But she quit her job, has every reason to spend this time with a gf, but sits here bitching about some girl I slept with three years ago

>>8491489
Im with her!!!

>>8491486
i mean you'd just
think eventually people would ignore her

>>8491505
iktf

>>8491501
>creepshots of cis girls

>>8491510
>faye is a lying sociopath
>hrc is a lying sociopath
hmmmmmmmm

>>8491514
This IS Kayla we're talking about, I'd expect no less.

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>>8491426
he's trying to be a bunny and an ostrich at the same time, how adorable

>>8491504
everybody knows you're the queen of the /mtfg/ underworld, and nothing happens around here without your say-so

>>8491504

Eugene talks to Faye,

Dollface drops a bomb she's been holding for months right on Eugenes lap publicly and drives her to suicide.

your entire life revlolves around information and control, because you have nothing you care about that's real

i miss my gf

>>8491504
i think your awesome, but faye just can't handle being inferior, less then you

>>8491524
I mean she was a rapist

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>>8491524
Trip on eugenie. If you didn't want people to know you're an anal rapist you shouldnt have anally raped that girl (and possibly more). Remember the list of all her victims?

>>8491435
>image of anime girl giving the finger
>raging and projecting

this is pathetic and if you weren't "known" here everyone would laugh at you but they won't so they can keep their looks up

Is Faye 40 yet?

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>>8491504
>the entire population of mtfg because i'm a deity that resides over the pits of hell.

You see Edie, you might not know this, but the people here admire you because you live in the 7th dimension where all Edies have God like powers that can wipe out the third and fourth dimensions. You just happen to be in the wrong dimension so people from the 6th dimension transport their information to this dimension where they assume you're the goddess of the underworld.

(Might as well add some fun here)

How have you been today

wait, did eugene kill herself or is this just mtfg shitposting
bc someone mentioned eugene drama on my discord

>>8491524
Would you rather Edie hold back and sit on that information? The people have a right to know who they're posting with.

Perhaps Edie was concerned about Faye and didn't want her to meet up with a rapist.

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>>8491521

ppl say it enough so it must be tru tbhonest

>>8491524

faye stopped talking to eugenie the moment eugenie casually said something nice to me. which was before i dropped that bomb.
since it happened, i'm the only one that's spoken to eugenie apparently. she's alive and well and apologized to my friend.
there's nothing else to say about it other than...ya'll should move on from it. she made a mistake, everyone does.
it's more about whether you keep making it or not.

>>8491530

she's not inferior to me lol. no one here is superior to anyone else. this is a cambodian throat singing imageboard.

I MISS HER I MISS HER I MISS HER

>>8491530
The entirety of her being better is her being more attractive to a small subset of men, while I walk around freely able to sleep with huge number of multiple groups

STDINKE

>>8491549
Eugenie was exposed as a rapist and now that everyone knows she tried to play the victim by pretending to kill herself.

>>8491553
what did your friend say

>>8491510
haha, made me laugh

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>>8491542
I'm sorry am I supposed to care about your opinion?

>>8491524
Hmmmmm
Wait a sec
Im friends with edie
And edie is a murderer...::doesn't that mean im potentially her next victin!!?
>>8491518
Hmmmmmmmmmm
>>8491553
STAY AWAY FROM ME U KILLR!!!

>>8491553
But we planned it that way, I mean, we destroyed her pretty good

>>8491422
>sadiq khan was a terrorist
???

>>8491545

her bday is on the 27th of july if i remember correctly. the big 35 !!

>>8491547

this is all tru. 100% accurate!!!!
i'm ok lol my bf was kinda annoying me earlier but it's ok. he was just venting and that happens sometimes. how have you been?

>>8491549

she's fine lol

>>8491561

nothing at all

>>8491557
>small subset of men
like chasers?

>>8491521

How dare you address her holiness with such disrespect!

Edie (PBUH) is the most beautiful tranny, mind body and soul. How dare you insinuate she is evil.

let's talk about music while the nerds argue
MPP is Animal Collectives best album

>>8491562
Ty, ty, i really try my best

I MISS MY GF SO MUCH

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>>8491565

pictured is me in full ritualistic garment rdy to sacrifice u in the name of my religion

>>8491567

i don't want to destroy ppl

>>8491572

lmao

one of the last things i remember doing here is arguing with eugenie that polyamory can't be as serious as mono

>tfw have two gfs i love the fuck out of
welp

>>8491549
I'm gonna rape you ;3

>>8491553
>ppl say it enough so it must be tru tbhonest
i mean, you do kind of give off that impression ngl

i like to imagine that when people meet with you, they're shown into a lavishly decorated room, with you laying on a low bed and smoking an opium pipe while oriental music plays in the background

>>8491579
put edie on hed

What's a good multivitamin?

>>8491569
Isn't she a total cunt though trying to dox me to get people to attack me, I'm glad I have her address now from the investigator, I'm not sure if I want to push a lawsuit or just wait for her to get her mail and put a knife in her uwu

>>8491568
don't reply to them plesae it just eggs them on

>>8491574
weird way of spelling strawberry jam

>>8491565
your reputation will always be a part of the mafia

Im staying at the house of this girls from one of my counsiling sessions and she keeps holding my hand, cuddling me and hugging me and its all a bit much. When we got back she asked if i wanted to sleep in the same bed as her and I said no if its okay id rather sleep on the sofa and I feel really guilty and mean now..

>>8491586
I bought some vitamins the other day...

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>>8491569
>this is all tru. 100% accurate!!!!
I should work at Infowars.

Argueing and venting with a bf seems like the most normal thing in a relationship, idk you're safe. But glad you're okay

Well like always, trying to be optimistic!

>>8491579
RIP
Hopefully the groups grow big after u sacrifice me

Which trips are enbuddies

>>8491572
edie isn't evil, she's just kind of like a well-established information broker who looks out for her own interests and views people as resources

>>8491593
you did the right thing

t. prude

>>8491586

A healthy diet.

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>>8491584

lmao i do not give off that impression!!!!!!!!!! but i actually am laying on a low bed smoking out of an opium pipe while oriental music plays rn
and by oriental music i mean this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHP5MKgK0o8

>>8491585

patt nim on hed

>>8491586

they are all kind of eh honestly. targeted vitamin therapy is better.

>>8491587

i'm just gonna assume this isn't actually faye because this is too psychotic for her

>>8491596

ye it's normalllll. c: did you get up to much today?

>>8491597

i believe it will. only a bbc of the 13" variety can do that.

I MISS HER SOOOOOOOOO MUCH

>>8491592
?
>>8491598
What are "enbuddies"??

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>>8491591
i'll fight you

Pic is the best Weezer album

>>8491598
what is that?

>>8491574
>>8491591
both wrong

>>8491598
im never going to reveal myself here because i don't want to be constantly told to kill myself

>>8491609
you were right that time

late registration is the best kanye album btw

>>8491609
I like the blue one

>>8491598
Does enbuddy mean enby buddy?

I think Edie said she identifies as enby, but idk about any other trips.

>>8491608
dollface mafia

>>8491605
>not the acoustic version

>>8491605
Ok sweetie, it's not me, I'm sure they'll do a thorough investigation for the trans poc death

I'm sure it's comforting that they might possibly pinnit to me, I mean you'll still be dead but

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>>8491605
That, is a very fat cat. Contributting

Aaaannddd...normal stuff, cleaning, cooking, groceries, etc. Kind of a boring Saturday actually.

What about you

Ring me back if you're here Bella

>>8491617
>late registration
>not 808s
I'd have even accepted MBDDF

>>8491618
owo

>>8491598
Literally just Edie