IT'S SATURDAY edition
• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread: >>8486438
>>8488758
I'm not crazy anymore and this is a crazy free thread.
>>8488758
fuck you man
I like sonic hegehog :))
>>8488766
w-what did i do
>>8488768
Prefer sonichu tbdesu
>tfw sore throat has made my voice deeper
just fuck my shit up
>feel nausous
>cant eat anything without throwing up
>i know il take a gravol on an empty stomach
>feel way worse
Someone just kill me please im so sick of this stone
>>8488764
But it's a tranny thread
chasers are alright
>>8488784
We were talking about our experiences in psyche wards in the last thread, thought i'd take the opportunity to announce that that shall cease.
>>8488787
Honestly? This.
>tfw i will never look like this
just fuck
>>8488787
only if they're cute
>>8488787
Im a chaser.
>>8488760
>Not worth it. How can people sell themselves out for so little? How can people let that be forced on them, they have rights as human beings...
What's it like to feel human?
>Your mom sounds like a piece of shit
I don't talk to her anymore because she told me I was faking a suicide attempt for attention 8)
>I more meant the physical restraints, forced drugging, and involuntary confinement.
if you're even remotely sane and don't try to start a fist-fight over it, they won't do that
>If you give in to them just to escape them, they use that as justification to to grab you and other people again and again, saying that they "helped you."
some people are believe that you wanting to die is objectively wrong. The reason why playing along works is because they're altruistic. If you let them believe they're helping, they'll let you leave. EZPZ
>I'd really really rather be dead than stuck in that kind of rapey and impossible situation.
sucks, but you're objectively mentally ill.
>tfw even if i get ffs ill just end up looking like some over-the-hill plastic bimbo
just
>>8488794
Chase meee
>>8488802
Dont need to, you orbit me ;)
>tfw you live in no gunz europe so you cant just put a bullet in your skull
>You will never be best friends with Shakira with that British accent of hers
>>8488806
Y-you too
Look it us
>>8488807
go ask abdullah to do it for you
>>8488816
pretty cute desu. kidney pain coming back again, gonna try to just sleep or something. Have a good day at work <3
>tfw peoplle only like me for my masculine voice
sorrie u got stoned kids, maddie. the pizza hypes them up and a good coke & spear gas will make u right
>>8488825
That's not true
>>8488825
I like you because you're a source of entertainment
>>8488796
>What's it like to feel human?
Scary, because the systems out there want to dehumanize me.
>I don't talk to her anymore
Good, she sounds terrible.
>if you're even remotely sane and don't try to start a fist-fight over it, they won't do that
if im locked up against my will, of course im going to attack my captors. Who wouldn't?
>If you let them believe they're helping, they'll let you leave. EZPZ
But then they'll never realize that they're hurting me. Why should I give them the satisfaction?
>objectively mentally ill
But mental illness is subjective, it can't exist objectively. If they could scan my brain and show me a chemical imbalance I'd be like "ok," but that's never happened to anybody.
shakira one day u cn give me voice lesson it will mke u feel better i promise
My mom knows my name.
She may not have accepted it, but she knows.
>>8488829
Thanks m'lady, I put a lot of effort into my memes.
oh yeah,
to whomever was asking me why I can't date men my age:
If a middle-aged guy wants to be a total jerk and betray his entire family just to fuck me, it makes me feel good about myself. And I have a fun way to destroy his life if he ever breaks up with me for a shitty reason.
Also, you never know. It might just be a one-time thing, and I'll go back to dating college boys.
Is cis Tits cheating on elanna with Shakira because she has a cock
Hmmmmm
>>8488841
It's actually your life that's entertaining, and you don't seem to put much effort into that at all
>>8488835
Baby steps uwu
>>8488849
You know it ;D
I crave attention, drama and emotional leverage over people. If he doesn't smell me reeking of trouble because of my mommy and daddy issues, it's on him.
>>8488815
i have a british accent too desu
>>8488854
Is it normal to keep saying to yourself and smiling?
>tfw in 5 years I'll be too old to be a young, tempting homewrecker
ah, wait, the guy's divorced.
I guess that's not as exciting, but I'm still enthusiastic.
>>8488868
>tfw too pure to be a homewrecker
>>8488868
tfw I'm too forever old and ugly and fat to ever be tempting to anybody :/
>>8488866
Maybe not, but it's cute :3
>tfw 220 lbs
>>8488873
purity's not really my thing.
>>8488878
fair enough
120 lbs
69KG
purity is my thing until i see trans women irl and everything goes lewd
im working on trying to stop noticing us because seems to upset ppl
58kg
>tfw if I was born female I could have been a VS model, who knows? Instead I was born male and ended up a fat ugly basement dwelling shut-in
>>8488845
>faye can't stop talking about my girlfriend and I even when she's not here
rly makes u think
>>8488890
Jelly
>>8488891
> TFW my sister is litterally doing modeling
>>8488897
How tall are you?
>>8488899
188cm or 6"2'
>>8488902
You have a pretty good weight then
I'm 58kg (127.9 lbs) and 191cm (6'3"), don't be jelly.
Nini everyone ^-^
>>8488904
Shit, I was severely underweight as a youngin, sub 15 BMI
You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize I'm really only interested in guys around 26-27 that are built like bears. I only wanted to be a homewrecker for the thrill of it.
>>8488898
WOW you win the "just fuck my shit up" prize. I'd kill myself if I were you like for real. How do you even deal with that?
>>8488875
It's just...28 years going by my birth name. Never feeling right. This feels right. It feels like me. Every time someone calls me by it, I smile, I can't help it.
3rd day of Spiro today!!!!
>>8488909
>youngin
That word is cute
It's not much I can do about though, no matter how much I eat. You should be happy that you have an actually decent weigt though.
>I don't want to live with the riff-raff
I didn't know people like this still existed
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3873073/kensington-local-says-she-will-move-out-of-flat-if-grenfell-tower-survivors-are-re-homed-in-her-plush-block/
Straight outta 1912.
I wish my name was sonic :(
>>8488932
>>8488904
wow that must be harsh. I'm 170cm and weigh 65kg and people are like wtf when they hear it you probably hear that stuff all day :/
>>8488925
Can you really blame her? Imagine you get home after a long day of banking and just want to relax by practising the piano, only to be interrupted by blaring hiphop music coming from upstairs, and screechy voices yelling "TYLAH, COME AND GET YER CHIPS".
I'm sure they had some spare beds in the local animal shelters.
>>8488946
None of us are normal ya bish
>>8488932
>tfw you spend an hour napping and thinking about having a cute tall gf to be your big spoon
>>8488939
Well...sort of
My friends scold me for it because they think I have an eating disorder but they know I eat a lot. Otherwise I'm...actually kind of happy with my weight? Like idk
>>8488943
Glad you do~
>>8488946
I don't know...
>>8488952
>
>>8488949
ISIS should bomb Dulwich next.
>>8488946
Edgy teenage eating disorder, made my stomach smol and I can't eat much anymore, but I'm sane now (mostly).
>>8488955
But it's one of the few nice places in this city.
Start eating.
I'm 179 cm and 69 kg, I don't feel fat and I'm not.
My sister had a eat trouble and that fucked her over.
>>8488955
Why not bomb all the rich people? Make it so only the middle class and lower are left.
>>8488946
I just can't eat alot anymore. like a half chicken with some fries is usually enough to get through 24 hours.
>>8488959
The middle class are worse desu, they try too hard to appear wealthier than they really are. Actual millionaires don't give a fuck about others, they're too rich to care, but the middle class are salty that they have to work their ass off with a £3k mortgage around their necks. The ones in these Kensington apartments are middle class cunts think they are all that with their overpriced 2 bed flat when the real millionaires live in the Geogian mansions.
>>8488957
>>8488960
But food is so fun. I get you though that your appetite drops if you don't eat much for a while.
>>8488958
>No tube
>Nice place
Pick one.
>>8488970
Well, england got a shitty middle class then lol.
Bomb them too :D:D:D:D
>>8488970
The Tube smells funny and people stand too close to you on it though. Also, sometimes people play bad music and ask you for money afterwards.
It's better just to drive places, so you can avoid those sorts of unpleasantries.
>>8488970
my stomach just gets full very fast but some days I don't feel like eating.
>>8488946
I'm 180, but I also love to eat, so I count my blessings that's all I am.
>>8489013
>Just don't take it at rush hour.
I think I'll just stick to driving and walking everywhere. Less likely to get snackbar'd that way.
I'm ugly
>>8489013
I'm not really that, either.
I think a part of it was posture
>mfw cis female friends tell me not to worry because they have 1 masculine feature
>>8489026
you're the cutest ugliest person i've ever seen
>>8489026
but you are cute and have a cute voice
>just spent most of the last month fucked up on ket, probably used 4-5g in 3 weeks
>not pissing blood
>totally fine in fact
>in the past have taken 250mg codeine every day for two weeks to get me through a bad period with no withdrawal effects afterwards
am I superhuman or am I just so used to being in chronic pain I don't notice the difference?
i like myself today
>>8489041
beep!
>>8489040
nim
>>8489044
my best friend anon
Going for the "failed straight male transbian butch dyke look today" xd
>>8489049
beep is lonely
do the right thing, nim
>>8489042
Nim!
>>8489041
yes but you also sounded very sad yesterday in that clyp :(
>>8489055
hru
someone said you wanted to talk to me
Do any of you do sports?
What do you play and are you accepted well by your team and the community?
I heard that not many trans people do because obviously gendered teams and bullshit, but I want to do some so I have some kind of hobby and keep fit.
>>8489067
when do you leave again
>>8489069
does chess count? I played it in a chess club for a while and everyone was p nice.
>>8489070
Today in a few hours :s
>>8489053
I have a plaid skirt ill try to wear and I'll be failed male asexual sad cd
>>8489067
hugg
I hope today will be better for you beep
>Get some stuff at the grocery store
>See smol dog
>The dog is doings of look at me
>It wags its tail and comes over to me
>I pet it
>It's super happy
Dogs know who is the true supreme leader
>>8489078
oh that sucks
i guess you were feeling bad last night, im sorry i didn't meet with you, i hope you didn't take it personally because it really wasn't
you were just with your family and i didn't wanna ruin your vacation for you. i guess i think too much
if i made you feel bad im really sorry and it wasn't my intention
>>8489083
i was that dog coffee
>>8489083
>tfw dogs don't like me but all cats do
>>8489089
You are a cute doggo
>>8489086
it's okay nim, i forgive you
>>8488894
Hate is a powerful thing
>>8489102
no the dogs just bark at me or don't care that I exist. all the cats I met want to be pet or want food.
>>8489079
Sounds pretty good don't be sad.
>hang around ftmg
>feel like a god with all my cis male features
>tfw beating dysphoria by using reversal
>>8489122
Being a twinkhon is sad
So where do plan to go/do in your plaid?
>when u shavin but u sad
>>8489151
I'm going to stay at someone's house and watch films.
>>8489167
it's your midface you know
>>8489167
But are you and your friend going outside to maybe get something to eat/drink?
What kind of movies do you watch?
>tfw good feel is gone
Whywhywhyhwy
How do I get the "my bell rung" delusions, so I can """"pass"""""
>>8489199
do you know how lucky you are to have supportive parents be able to start while still a teenager?
id love to have hip growth but im just out of that range so ill always be an inverted triangle
im your friend pleb but please realize how good you have it
>>8489164
me yesterday
>>8489209
Idk, I'm pretty sure that shit like that can't balance what my face is like.
I just don't normally see that shit. It's all easily overshadowed by what's fucked save for a few days that I don't think about that shit
>tfw you started hrt right before your brow ridge would've started coming in
phew
>>8489164
>tfw always sad while shaving because I have to shave
>>8489234
On the bright side, you can get surgery to help with your face, but if you had broad shoulders then you couldn't surgery them away
>>8489243
>flat forehead insta-pass mode
no sympathy
>>8489243
How old are you?
>>8489263
21 but i started at 20
>>8489256
It can develop right after puberty and finish es by 18.
But some people just don't have much brow bossing and
even full timers like elanna have it and it's not going to prevent you from passing
>>8489250
Idk, my shoulders aren't that small desu.
I mean I need other shit besides brow too. Idk if I could afford ffs in the next 5 years or so.
>>8489276
Mine is bad enough for it to be prohibitive imo.
>>8489273
Puberty is well over for you
Lucky you if you don't have much brow bossing
>>8489282
i mean not well over
my puberty ended like halfway through my 19th year
>>8489276
True, in my family, male and female have very similar brow bossing.
hey do any of u cute and lovely girls have experience with vixskin?
>>8489164
Have you ever thought about just letting your beard grow?
>>8489293
Rare for cis fems to have bossing, but possible
>sit up in bed
>cat by your feet starts purring
>slap its side at a rate of 3 times per second
>purring intensifies
>other cat watching you slap the first cat starts purring
>>8489308
*cums on ur thigh real quick*
>>8489308
Hmm
>>8489302
really depends on where you live. germans and slavs tend to have a bigger brow bone in general.
>>8489319
That's just propaganda by jealous Americans.
wait is this a dead thread
>>8489302
>Rare for cis fems to have bossing
:(
always gonna be clockable
>>8489243
fuc u
>>8489381
Iktf.
https://clyp.it/s41it31t
>>8489038
>Robin called me dumb for fucking up CWE
>I'm smart enough to quit drugs
It will catch up with you eventually.
>>8489069
I used to be in a cycle team. I want to get back into it but being trans is a worry for me. I'll now be too weak to keep up with the men but TERFs will probably be salty about me being in the women's team
>>8489243
>>8489381
>tfw brow ridge the size of the Andes Mountains
I have no hope of ever passing.
>>8489329
Is that a man?
>>8489411
That's another twinkhon in the making like andreja
>>8489416
Andreja at least has nice cheekbones, idk what's so hot about this one.
>>8489297
literally gave me cancer
>>8489402
>sounds like a woman
no sympathy
>>8489402
so aggressive
>>8489302
it's tiny...
And we're mixed german/french/swiss decent afaik >>8489319
Did I ever say the only noticeable difference between my face's and my sister's is the jaw size and deep settingness of the eyes (my jaw is really big compared to her's though) ? desu I may actually have a tinier noose than her (and that's funny because with how our nose are built, it makes the brow ridge appear bigger, but doesn't matter anyways because it is still small). My brother do have a huge ass nose tho lol.
tl:dr I have a pretty nose.
>>8489460
I want to kiss you on the nose
>>8489464
you can't do that, you're probably american.
>>8489476
To Want To Fly over to where you live, kiss you on the nose, and hug you
wine
wine
wine
also im gay and i am a lewd degenerate
who up
>5 days until graduation and im free forever
>>8489478
I photoshopped my lil' bro instead.
His mouth is also huge lmao.
desu I'm glad I don't look like him because then I'd have 0 chance of passing ever. I probably did have some hormonal weirdness going on anyways.
>>8489503
AHAHAHAHAHAH
No, afterwards you get a job and instead of stressing for exams u stress for work!
>>8489503
congratulaaaationsms
>tfw getting my photo ID renewed but still haven't changed my name
>>8489517
I know
But atleast I get my diploma this time after I quit middle school
It's a bit too late to look for college so I'm just going to work for a year, since I don't know what I want tbqh.
>>8489520
Thank youuu
>>8489522
nice dubsz
>>8489532
yeah i know they're p cool right
>tfw you realize that the reason why you're always farting and bloated is because you're lactose intolerant and drinking 3 cups of milk a day
>>8489548
>not being vegan
>>8489548
>not having good genes
>>8489556
imblying
>>8489563
If im reading this right then lactose intolerance is much higher in 3rd world countries than 1st world developed countries.
>>8489589
That's a correlation, not a causation.
>>8489592
Nah looks like the white race wins again .
>>8489563
lactose intolerance is only another word for anti white. fucking poc
Psychic vampires are stealing energy from kids.
i got a headache cos i dont eat any meat or dairy and forget to eat fruit and ive had like 1 glass of water today and been drinking all week incl. 4 glasses of gin earlier today and bc i take too much spiro (250mg) and bc its really cold and i left the heater off and also bc i never get any sleep
why do i have a headache
Is lactose turning the frogs gay?
awoooo~
Im struggling to have a life
I dont want it taken from me
I wanna be safe
I wanna live
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16JCpMh9nqh
>>8489636
*gives emi headpats*
ring ring
>>8489646
whoops trip on
Feels good to be white yo
>>8489651
based...
>>8489622
googooooo~
>>8489654
i'm a pupper :3
It's time for DINNER
>>8489636
You have a cute voice and a cute awo
>>8489646
How do I become a twinkhon model?
so mylan estradiol pills are mayb sugar pills and ive been taking them for two months
>>8489655
this is now an awoo posting thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xtE7f4SZeY
>>8489671
tfw recorded an awoo ages ago but lost the recording ;;
what are you listening to mtfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdFV6TCs5h0
tfw twinkhon
>>8489685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7SzMnLYPzw
I have this constant urge to stab someone I know and care about to death
What do I do I can't take these thoughts
>>8489691
iktf ;~;
>>8489685
https://youtu.be/8QpldDrUu98
>>8489685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVajcgZk2Tc
>>8489685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS90ovgmNps
>>8489183
Just chill indoors
Weird question, but for all those who successfully transistioned: did you notice a change in your intellectual abilities? More able to retain information like names and language. Considering how men and womens brain do function differently on a neurological level, how increase estrogen may have changed your behaviour and competency
>>8489691
>tfw even bigger twinkhon
At least you pass no sympathy
>tfw repressing tranny with /pol/ bf
>spend my time hating on woman, trannies, ftms and other gays with him
>>8489722
No i was already this retarded
Will becoming a girl get me a girlfriend
Why do people call others bdd even when it's not severe enough to be bdd?
>>8489743
yes
>talltrans
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA YOU FAILED HONS
>>8489763
>ywn be 1.5" taller so you can be smol
>>8489743
If you're cool with having ldr's with other trans girls you met online, then yes, definitely
>>8489770
Why does every transgirl have to be transbian :/
>>8489778
having someone who understands dysphoria feels is a big plus, able to support eachother better
>>8489778
Quite a few of us are bi tho
Name a few peoplw who are not transbian
>>8489778
im straight uwu
>>8489796
So then be my girlfriend
>>8489798
sorry already have a bf
>>8489806
Oh sorry then
My lasagna was on fucking point today.
>>8489815
>tfw chaotic neutral gnome anti-transbian pseudo-villian
>>8489836
Describe it to me
>not being a transbian
>>8489722
I noticed an improvement in overall cognitive ability, reaction time and ability to socialise.
Mostly because I stopped being permadepressed, I do not think it changed my perception that much.
>>8489847
based on your writing tho your prety dum
>>8489846
>not having a boy give you a hug and rest his head on yours
>>8489850
I mean I am a half-retarded burnout
>delta, ikea, tmobile.
yeah no.
>>8489869
Stop ruining other anime girls for me with your avatar fagging, you've already made steins gate unwatchable
>>8489874
>tfw any time someone else posts kurisu on this board I think it's elanna at first
>>8489851
I wish I was that boy
wow, I am surprised, BOTH the aluminium-air cell and the joule thief are working.
>>8489871
SERIOUSLY
last year it was all sponsored floats, rainbow company branded swag, and like COPS BLOCKING ACCESS TO EVERYTHING WITH CHECK POINTS
i literally want to die
>>8489883
>tfw every time I see kurisu I think it's elanna
>>8489883
I know what I'm doing today
>>8489792
Jackie Chan
>>8489874
I'll stop posting anime girls as soon as you learn to stop biting at my ankles like some kind of sad middle-aged pest
>>8489885
Nah senpaitachi, I look much worse in irl, even if that sounds far fetched.
>>8489889
the cops are always a weird detail, like no way we need that many. do they not understand the effect of their presence? i feel as though they just want/expect us to feel 'honoured' by the sheer numerousness of them
>>8489894
same but it's impossible
>doggie drag
>youth and family
newp. id rather go to eastern washington lol
>>8489902
I do not mind
I don't care about looks
>>8489901
>poor fag thinks you care
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>8489871
>tfw the trans march wasn't heavily branded because nobody gives a shit
>>8489902
Whoops, now I remember why tripping sucks
>>8489912
I'm not even that poor dude
>>8489903
>no way we need that many
Better to have them and not need them, than to not have them when a mob comes to rain on the parade. Look at what happens in countries where police refuse to protect the pride parade.
Generally I don't like police to be desu with you, but looking at the situation logically, the parade is safer with the pigs on our side.
transbians are literally scum and I would never date any of you guys.
>>8489911
Trust me idk why my bf wants me. I'm really not attractive in any facet.
>>8489925
agreed
>>8489925
well your loss
>no more Elanna
n-now who do I bully
>>8489930
>"if I take hormones, maybe girls will like me then!!!"
Literally omega losers.
>>8489923
pls
>>8489925
I mean I'm dating a doctor girl, what are your qualifications for being a good gf?
>tfw u got bbl and u still dont look like this
>>8489934
I have a real vagina and XX chromosomes. Something you men will never have
>>8489939
Nice try
>>8489932
girls liked me pre hrt too that's not the point. I'm bi but still your loss if you don't want to date someone from here.
>>8489939
show us your chromosomes or it didnt happen
>>8489943
>tfw failed straight male
Im scared all the time ;_;
And i have a male body
Heck life
>>8489939
oh so does my gf, and the last one, I don't know that doesn't even get you a message back on okcupid desu
>>8489949
R u me?
>>8489934
Also, I can almost guarantee that I'm happier than you are in spite of not living on the dollar of a dead parent. Shame all that money can't buy you friends, a loving family, or a whole wasted decade of your life.
>>8489952
No, you're cute
>>8489944
from what I see on the passing threads, you all got beaten with an ugly stick, so it's for the best anyway
>>8489411
cwe is so easy how do you fuck that up. *misses the coffee filter and poors oxy water all over the floor*
>>8489947
pleb pleb pleb
if a woman has a good noble well paying job, it says she can complete something without droping out , it says she is functioning, and that you wont ever have to worry about money
>>8489958
>tfw beaten with the ugly stick
I feel like I'm not enough :(
faye's skull is so long and huge it can be seen by people on the international space station :O
Have you stretched your boipucci today?
>>8489982
>Faye
More like "failed" amirite? lol
>>8489958
not everyone posts in the passing threads tho. but yeah if you are so shallow that looks is the first thing you think about when choosing your partner it really is for the best that you won't date anyone.
>>8489987
lol
>>8489979
and you never will be you laughable waste of oxygen. you can come suck my dick and rim my butthole though so you have some purpose in life
>>8489983
why should I?
>>8489991
Sorry.
But I don't want my "girlfriend" to look like a dude in drag when I wake up next to her in mornings.
>>8489998
Because you are an unmale cumdump that only exists for my amusement. Go and put something up your ass
>>8489982
The thing you have to realize about edie and her friends, is they play this all like its game of thrones
You guys are trying way too hard, and I'm way too hot to care about an anon
>>8490004
Go fuck yourself, chaser.
>there are cis women who are so shitty and bitter they attack trannies to make themselves feel better
lmao
Is having visable ribs bad?
My ribs were always visable on my sides, but now it's visable on the center of my chest too
>cis girls unironically think we want to date them
All this fighting is scaring my dog
pls don't scare my dog
>>8489957
You have me mixed up with someone else, then
>>8489966
That's only from a practical standpoint, though. If the two aren't compatible, there's no reason to be concerned for that since it won't work imo.
Also, stopping something to come back to it when you are more well-equipped to handle it isn't a bad thing. I don't think I'm a shit for withdrawing from last semester, but for a lot of other reasons. That really isn't a bad thing if the intent is to finish.
>>8489969
>>8489979
Same
>>8490007
>>8490008
I could fuck you and let you suck out the condom after I'm done treating you like a slut, darling.
you know sometimes i read through this thread to lift my spirits through others misfortunes bc i'm shorter and have a smaller ribcage and feet then most of you clowns but today i actually just felt sorry for some of y'all. Good luck with having a pelvis narrower than your ribcage. and good luck never being able to find lady's shoes that fit you. And being the height of the average nba player
>>8490020
In your dreams, tard.
>>8490012
This message is for me to find when elanna's relationship falls apart because there is no working penis between her and her straight gf
>>8490012
>not dating a girl so cute that shes cis tier
>>8490013
It's scaring mine too
>>8490001
>tfw might as well not bother transitioning and just date a gay/bi guy from the start
i kinda like my hair all curled im gonna miss it when i get my weave put in later today but its still shorter than id like it
/blog
>tfw Faye will never take her hormonal rages out on you
>>8490012
i thought trannies only date other trannies because they could never compete with a cis girl
and that cis girls treat them like a 3rd gender
>tfw you're quitting hrt because you can't lose weight on it no matter how much exercise and diet you do
Kek, fucking incompetent female hormones. No wonder repgen was right. T is a wonder drug.
>>8490049
Its called cardio.
>>8489887
> no one care about cool science
>>8490004
that doesn't even makes sense because you can't see me. why don't you stick up something your butt like maybe shotgun and then pull the trigger?
>>8490055
I can run for 120 minutes. Nothing shifts.
You know, I'm already at a perfect male bmi, why not go back on the right hormones and be able to eat 3000 cals and day and not gain weight.
Food is better than dysphoria
>>8490056
ill care as soon as you start hooking sensors up to (squishy) diapers!! ^w^
Ok why FtM's seems to have the worst masculine traits. I want steady calm and comfy FtM and not
>drug addicted
>angry and aggressive
>instable
>smoker
>not understanding woman's emotions
in before samefagging yourself
>>8490072
Repgen can keep them in line
>>8490049
just stop eating so much
>>8490046
That can be arranged
>>8490066
Eat a magnet and I'll hook up a hall sensor to your diaper.
>>8490072
I know a few cool and laid-back FtMs but they're all strictly gay.
>tfw you remember that you are beyond average american fat
>>8490048
I think people just date people that they have mutual attraction to. I have not crushed on a cis girl for like years I just don't click with them in that way
>>8490034
This is the correct approach
>>8490033
It's almost like you're jealous of her. Jesus, chill out famalam
Really got me thinking
Why is everyone do hostile
>>8490083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E7cLcuMfNA
Can't do it. Can't sacrifice man portions.
>>8490086
hey that would hurt or possibly kill me!!! O.o
im a nice baby i dont wanna die ;_;
>>8490105
autism
>>8490109
>implying I am not
>>8490109
I'll talk to him
Is it weird that I have no interest in dating someone who says they're attracted to trans girls but not cis girls?
>>8490101
How do I stop this feel???
>>8490119
It's not weird you're just bashing fags.
>"hey at least you're young, you must be like what, 20?"
>>8490121
im sorry but idk
maybe ill know soon though
have a bad feelimg about the near future
how long does it usually take to learn playing the piano?
>>8490128
>You know we have youth-tickets right?
>>8490128
You look like a young boy yes
>>8490119
Nah, I'd be wary too. Can't imagine someone claiming that in such a clear cut fashion being anything but a creepy fetishist.
>>8490138
>take a bus ride to the doctors office
>notice later the bus driver only charged you a childs ticket
hi how is everyone
>>8490143
Am I a pretty boy?
yo beep u around?
>>8490158
o///o
emi
>>8490152
ok I guess at least it's not hot anymore. hbu?
BEEP
>>8490146
Happens all the time
>>8490158
get off your phone grocie, I know you're working!
>>8490145
It seems fairly common for trans girls to feel that way, but if I dated someone like that then I'd feel like they're attracted to the fact that I'm trans, which I wouldn't like because being trans is something I want to downplay and ignore as much as reasonably possible.
>>8490178
What are they gonna do, fire her?
>>8490129
Blergh I hope it's better for you, anon!
>>8490186
If they were desperate enough to hire a tranny that's not likely to happen
>>8490007
What the fuck is all that shit on your face? Is it herpes?
>>8490178
Fug u I'm on break
Also I literally have finished all of my paperwork
>>8490072
Did you typo and mean MtF?
Because that's exactly like almost all MtF I've ever known from this board.
>>8490197
Seems like the world's longest break
>>8490195
Yes a little acne is face herpes
>>8490197
Seems like the world's longest break, o don't think this has been 15mins
>>8490192
that's good to hear c: did something nice happen or are you just glad?
>>8490203
I take my coffees back to back because I'm so busy during the first 4 hours of my shift when I do receiving
When did you realize that you are all just failed straight men that couldnt hang with the guys?
Thats why you're all transbiams or """""bisexual"""".
You're into men to validateb your identity (insanity) than your reptiple brain kicks in at some point and you look for the most feminine thing around.
You aren't into men just because you take untested rejected cancer medicine and wear womens clothijg and sneak into the girls bathroom to finally smell a vagina.
You are all failed straight men.....
>>8490192
Hiiii <3
>>8490205
Why do you have so much acne? Don't you ever get your T levels checked?
>>8490212
>do receiving
Pls don't talk about your sex life here
>>8490209
did you never have lunch break? it was 45 minutes in my company
>>8490213
>You're into men to validateb your identity (insanity) than your reptiple brain kicks in at some point and you look for the most feminine thing around.
Fuck you you don't knowwww me
@8490213
You do not deserve a you and your bait is terribly dull.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275871
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275871
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275871
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275871
>>8490229
jesus dude get a life i left this place for like a week and you're still going on about it lmao
>>8490236
Oh I didn't notice
>>8490226
Dude i fucking love that post
It's 100% true and I like to not think about it, but it's good to get a reality check every once in a while.
Korra is my friend
I love you
>>8490236
>>8490229
Faye's entire life revolves around him going on fake dates and fake job interviews so he can brag about them on 4chan and creeping underage trannies who are too naive to know how he works. All of that money from daddy wont buy him love, it wont buy him friends, and it wont fix his glaring personality disorders.
>>8490226
I'm not really bothered by it, I just think the spam is bit annoying.
He posts this in mtfg, femgen, and tgg, as well as make his own threads.
>>8490213
delete this
>>8490212
Then you weren't out when I came in
RIP
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275927
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275927
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275927
>>8490241
DAMM SON
>>8490244
idc i'm honestly just wondering because this pasta gets posted here but like, I honestly just feel nothing when I read it, it's just so stupid. But if it gets posted here then it might bother some people? Idk
>>8490251
tru tru
>>8490252
yeah that's why I'm asking like this shit doesn't even work on most people even though /lgbt/ trans girls have like the lowest possible self esteem in the world lmao
>>8490213
Men are gross and scary.
Girls are scary too though.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275939
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275939
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275939
>>8490232
Dysphoria levels to die setting. ;-;
How bout u??!
>>8490213
Where does straight go then?
>>8490213
Transbians aren't the biggest contributors to this, many straight trans women only date men for validation.
>>8490258
I just sat on the back step for like 30 minutes and now I'm sitting in receiving trying to look busy so I don't get shit
>>8490229
Clearly you don't get my meming
Anon literally described my sex life
>>8490269
what's wrong
>>8490266
what's scary about girls?
To all transbimens
https://clyp.it/ahzwxoxn
>>8490264
Darunia poster just need to apply themselves if they actually want it to bother us. The same text and pictures just make it that much easier to ignore.
>>8490275
I don't pass so they can treat me nice or whatever but they're still constantly reminding me I'm a gross tranny
>>8490266
You used to say you were straight and only like men. It's funny how even though this guy is a troll what he's saying isn't exactly untrue.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275981
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275981
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275981
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275981
>>8490284
maybe hugging more girls irl would help?
>>8490284
tickle oddish!
tickle tickle tickle!
>>8490272
Then its all ogre
That's the end of co-workerchan. Gonna filter your trip and block you on Discord
>>8490273
I just see a dude in every pic and mirror
>>8490280
lmaooo
>>8490283
yeah.. like something more baity I guess?
I'm not sure.
>>8490285
I mean it's true that a lot of trans women are attracted to men not out of genuine attraction, but out of a desire to have their identities validated. It's not wrong per se, it's just because society doesn't accept our identities fully and also compulsory heterosexuality + internalized ideas about what women are supposed to act like (which a lot of cis women suffer from too!!)
>>8490285
I've gone through seasons with sexuality since i was like 13. I've been with men more recently than I've been with women if it helps, but I'm definitely just bisexual.
I don't think that validates some randos ideas about "failed men". Gender and sexuality are still totally seperate in my eyes.
>>8490291
I'm at thebpoint where i dont trust non trans people with my heart. They just cant have empathy for me, it makes it very hard to share with them.
>>8490299
society doesn't tho
>>8490297
Dude don't make me sad like that I wanna hit the pub on Tuesday
>>8490304
Your "issues" with sexuality is you trying to be a trugirl being with men but your subconscious saying wtf am i doing im not into this.
>>8490275
Not the one you asked but:
Girls are the scariest >.<
What if you can't connect with them? what if they will make me feel like I'm not a girl ?
What will they say to me? will they hurt me ?
How do I even make girl friends ?
>>8490316
okay fine but I'm getting sloppy no censor drunk :3
>>8490323
Is it so you can finally be brave enough to tell her how badly you want to get on hormones?
>>8490292
Dude dont I'm really fucking ticklish.
>>8490318
No, I'm definitely into dick. I'm just very scared of people and dont like being so close to males because they are scary.
If anything I'm not into women. I've had straight sex with girls before i transitioned and it really sucked. I couldn't get off. Its just like, really damp. Its gross.
>>8490323
Only if I do the same
[spoiler]I'm gonna get trashed desu[/spoiler]
>>8490213
>sneak into the girls bathroom
i prefer to stomp my way in and grunt loudly asshole
I tried making a new cell using a different design, with Iron instead of Copper as the Cathode, but I only get 0.3 volts out of it...
I do get more Watts than the copper one tho, but that's because i put more layers of aluminium
>>8490328
>>8490321
I have 5 really good friends (girls), most of my friends consited of girls through my life. I've maybe had (not counting my online friends) like 3 guy friends
We just "click", literally just by being myself.
>>8490332
tickle elanna!
tickle tickle tickle!
>>8490303
Nobody likes a fake. I wish more people would think about that before they go to such great lengths.
>>8490304
It doesn't help. Why do you think it should help anything? Your sexual orientation is nobody's business but your own. I don't judge your sexual preference I judge your lack of authenticity.
The only constant with you is that you constantly seek false validation and attention. The same goes for other trips like you too.
>>8490332
Let's bring Matthew-senpai!
>>8490339
should probably just let people experiment and do what they want while they try to figure themselves out tbqh
>>8490339
its good i dont need to convince you I'm authentic to be myself.
>tfw cynical evil mean boy brain returning now I'm weening off hrt
Can't wait to hate you all again
>>8490321
well if you don't connect with someone you just move on to someone else. if they make you feel like you are not a girl then you probably shouldn't hang out with them. they will say things to you they care about or are interested in probably and why should they hurt you? you make female friends the way you make friends with anyone else it's the same.
>>8490349
tickle anon!
tickle tickle tickle!
>>8490331
So you like dick but hate the look of men?
You like the look of women but hate vagina?
And what makes you any different from a a gross tranny fetishist?
Being scared of people doesnt affect sexuality.
>>8490303
Sometimes I wonder if the reason so many of us are bi is just because sexual orientation taboos feel trivial next to the taboo of being trans, or if it's for some other reason.
I'd be very interested to see what the distribution of sexual orientations among cis women would look like in the complete absence of heteronormative social conditioning.
>>8490349
You'll be back.
>>8490314
They could just be being nice.
>>8490367
literally every person you interact with is being nice?
>>8490349
Have fun with your random boners
I Want to die ;_;
>>8490364
>I'd be very interested to see what the distribution of sexual orientations among cis women would look like in the complete absence of heteronormative social conditioning.
honestly I've thought about this a looot and just idk. It's very interesting though
>>8490360
that reminds me
periodic reminder that straight men are chasers who chase vagina
>>8490352
But I don't make friends with other people either?, I have 2 friends, and it was them that wanted to and put in the effort to befriend me though :/
>>8490371
I dunno, NYC, Atlanta, and Boston are all I have to go on so maybe they were all just being nice
>>8490335
You've posted that before and i can never tell what the reaction is supposed to be. Also, what is your opinion of me co worker chan.
>>8490360
I dont hate the look of men. At least, not my type. Like, a big guy with some chest hair. Someone who can pick me up. Masculinity is very attractive.
I hate their demeanor. I grew up being male so i was in the lockerrooms and i hung out with them on the bus and males are fucking gross.
>>8490338
owo
>>8490342
Omg we need to go clubbing with him he loooves clubs
>>8490347
I don't delude myself into thinking anyone can fix you anymore. Your posts are as valid as those rando trolls sometimes even less.
> do this because stupid
> voltage double
> mfw 6 mA at 0.7 V
4 .2 mW !!!
>>8490384
Is it a trans thing to be super clingy?
My ex knew she had to tell me she had to go basically 10 minutes before she really had to go because I needed 5-10 minutes at the fron door to hug her. I want to hug the person I love all the time ;~;
>>8490384
You're a gay man in love with a boy
I'll only ever be safe if im dead someone kill me pls
>>8490380
if you want to make friends you have to do something. just ask people you like for their discord, talk to them and then meet up with them. go places and do stuff so you'll have the chance to meet new people somewhere.
>>8490401
accurate
Remember how you poor bitches lives aren't constantly awesome
If I punch the cell the led glow brighter.
It suffers, and then it obeys.
>>8490400
Yes
Not exclusively trans, but pretty trans
>>8490400
Maybe. I get really sad if I'm away from my bf for more than a day.
>>8490394
I still don't have any idea what you do.
>>8490400
I don't take a long time to say goodbye, but if I had a partner then I would definitely hug them a lot.
>>8490387
>Matthew-san will never actually come with us
Feels bad
>>8490401
Me too thanks
>>8490128
>Smalltalking to grocery clerk about jobs
>Talk about delivering pizza
>She asks how old I am
>"20?! I thought you were like 16, I was wondering why you were buying food"
I hope this translates to qt and not eternal boyishness.
>>8490400
that's basically tetra and i
not every tran is like that though
>>8490425
that doesn't help idk what any of these things do.
>>8490401
Hey you're not coworker, I'm coworker!
>>8490435
>>8490426
Well ok. I guess I've lied to myself this entire time to categorically make my life more difficult and only this heroic anon can see through all of it. Wow
>>8490428
i've had people say that i look between age 10-12 after being on hrt
i went on a trip and the guy was confused on why i had an adult wrist band lol
>>8490427
elanna memes are best memes
>>8490438
>>8490428
I think all trannies are granted eternal youth desu
I thought it was a meme but when I was cashiering everyone assumed I was either in high school or just finished high school
>tfw
>>8490453
Jelly
>tfw you will always look like a man
>>8490468
Stop making it harder to repress
>>8490468
STABLE
T
A
B
L
E
HORMONE LEVELS
UWU
>>8490468
My older sister (by 8 years) always looked way younger as well. People would ask if we were twins or dating, and she'd get given the kids menu at restaurants at 18.
>>8490468
being crushed Spiro on Tuesday
(For putting in other people's drinks just as a laugh haha)
Eeeeeeeee
I'm going to cosplay as Conan the barbarian
>>8490468
People think I'm a college grad
>>8490475
STOP
>>8490492
>Elanna keeps a bag full of hormones in her car for everytime a make a joke
>One day I'll find a pill bottle in my locker
>>8490459
She was a couple months in when we first met IRL, I think. Even then she passed to me, even though she was only like 50/50 for the world at large
Still, it's really great watching her get more beautiful, and confident (though the latter is even slower than the former).
Being able to tease her growing boobs almost makes up for my lack thereof
>>8490468
>tfw not even sure how old you look
Definitely true of Bexe though
>It's Homer Saturday
>My shitposting levels are usually above normal
>I can't think of a place where I can shitpost
>>8490475
I've seen people say that we age better than cis women because of stable hormone levels, but does it actually make much of a difference when you're still well below menopause age?
>>8490522
I'm not sure, but that's what I'm going with lol
like what else could it be??
>>8490492
You think your gf is man so
>>8490512
>tfw no sertii gf to tell you to take your pills
>>8490473
Really depends more on how masc you are - face and body
Hrt doesn't do miracles
>>8490373
hey hanna, happy belated birthday
i hope you got cute things and had hot birthday sex
>>8490552
uwu
>>8490518
Poor Swampie.
I haven't been here in awhile
d-did anyone miss me?
>>8490594
Sure did. Who are you
>>8490594
I assumed you found happiness with DC and never felt the need to subject yourself to this place or these people ever again.
>>8490542
Do I now?
>>8490594
hello
how are you doing?
>>8490579
why does it seem better when girls taller than me tell me to do something? like I feel more like I need to do it compared to when someone else tells me.
>>8490631
god the height difference thing is so hot fuck fuck fuck
>tfw she stands on her toes when you kiss but still doesn't reach your nose
U FUCKING WU
WHAT I LEARNED IN /mtfg/ IS...
>>8490651
how many inches is the diffirence?
>>8490652
Do you use discord?
>>8490651
>tfw ur gf is shorter than you by a few inches
>tfw ur gonna wear heels so you can tower over her even more and push her around
>>8490651
>Tfw short
>Will never ktf
>>8490663
Why do you ask?
>>8490673
Because you're funny
>>8490680
Why thank you
>>8490681
Ya and I'm not even Transtioning so it's not qt
>>8490682
and I wanted to talk to you more but now I'm embarrassed!
>>8490665
>tfw ur gf is shorter than you by a few inches
>>tfw ur gonna wear heels so you can tower over her even more and push her around
>///////////////////<
>>8490651
I actually did this entirely subconsciously lol, it wasn't even deliberate.
I guess it was pretty fucking nice from your perspective tho.
>>8490701
You can talk to me here
So tell me more about yourself
>>8490681
>fuck the height spook i'm going to be fucking 6'4" with those and it's going to be amazing
>tfw I'm already that tall without heels, and kind of morbidly curious to see what it would be like to wear heels
>>8490651
>still doesn't reach your nose
this desu. it's like me every time I want to kiss someone. I'm 5'6 in area full of people with dutch heights but I enjoy it.
>tfw you nonchalantly take your E in front of sertii
>>8490707
do you actually like to drink coffee?
>>8490700
ouchhh :/
>>8490706
omg yes it was adorable.
pushing you to the wall while kissing you was also really hot ngl.
>>8490710
lol i think I know that feel
I'm not sure if I like them or if they'd fit my style but I think I still want to try
>>8490712
idk I've had a thing for height difference forever except the inverse of that.
>>8490717
SNUG AS A BUG
UNDER THE TONGUE
>>8490722
Yes!
I love coffee
>tfw being with a short goil makes you start fantasizing about height stuff
w-why are you bringing this stuff up /mtfg/
>>8490665
>tfw can't wear heels because your shoe size essentially doesn't exist
>>8490704
This is gonna be fun I can tell already
>>8490730
how short?
>tfw 5'11 and a Dommy mommy
>tfw this thread will never appreciate it
>>8490739
5'5
It's a miracle, everyone is cured of their height dysphoria.
Praise Jesus.
>>8490734
DOM ME MOMMY
>When you're 191 cm and you can walk around unashamed becuse you love being an amazon woman.
>>8490750
Yay, being 188cm is fun :)
>>8490752
>bottoms rping doms
Oh dear
how do you deal with dandruff
>>8490724
well you kinda have to enjoy what you got in the genetic lottery. also it's nice to have someone to help you out. like I can't bring my stepladder to the supermarket to reach the top shelf.
honestly being tall is great idk why people fetishize being short so much
>>8490772
yeah definitely, that's just the baseline idea of "surround yourself with people who help you feel better about yourself"
>>8490765
>conflating bottoming with being submissive
Gaye confirmed very sexually inexperienced.
>>8490775
it wasn't so bad in amsterdam but i notice my height a lot more in england and the US
>>8490777
R-really anon?
>>8490776
I'm a virgin
>>8490750
being able to bully smaller girls is the big plus to it
>>8490750
I wish...
i hate being 5'2" when my mom and sister are 4'10"
makes me feel like a monster around them..
okay i have an EXTREMELY IMPORTANT DILEMMA
i moisturize every night but a lot of the times i wake up with dry skin around my nose and sometimes cheeks
do i get the regular version of my moisturizer or do i get the extra dry skin version
but if i get the extra dry skin version it might leave my skin greasy
pls respond
>>8490752
Don't tell me what to do, slut
>>8490783
yeah, tall girls are hot
shame you're from small australia though
>>8490794
How much water are you drinking?
>>8490802
two to three liters a day
>>8490794
Try the extra dry and see what happens go from there
I miss Amsterdam :(
>>8490793
>5'6
>Rest of my family are batting 5'11
Feels bad
>>8490797
>australia
>>8490814
come to amsterdam we can get pizza
>>8490809
i already did and she literally just gave me some moisturizer samples she gets paid to shill and nothing else
oh and was she like "there's this medication that can help with your flushing but it's not out in the market yet and won't be for a few months so im not gonna tell you what its called or have you come in when it comes out so we can try it hehee x)"
>>8490810
ok
>>8490811
amsterdam was p comf from what i saw ngl
all the tall people made me notice muh slouch more tho
When did you accept that you just aren't going to make it in life?
If you're trans you will never pass no matter how much you try to pretend to be a female
If you are gay you will catch a disease at some point.
If mtf you will always be considered a failed male and even you hate yourself so much that you consider people attracted to you to be beta
Gays hate themselves so much that they have a straight fetish because there own kind isnt in there idea of manliness.
No matter how hard you try to pass you will always have a busted up face unless you spend thousands on surgery
If youre gay you will never find a long term bf because gays don't have a courting flirting method to weed people ouy. Literally just ask and they will
Bisexuals are always ALWAYS leaning towards females and will cheat on you with a girl with big breasts
Chasers will always be beta faggots because anybody that is willing to throw away social standing because of a girl with a penis is a goddamn idiot.
Straight people have to put up with males and females and they are obviously not compatible long term
When did you realize that maybe you should...just give up and pull the trigger?
>Tfw no tall gf to lord over me and tease me about it
>mfw bf is talking about finding a new job and how much he wants to make to me as if i live in the real world
i've made 2 months rent in like 3 hours, idk what he expects me to say lol. i'm like 'money is nothing do whatever u want' even tho that's not how it works
>>8490816
i wonder if it's called "small australia" because they have small brains there
>>8490831
gutPUNCH
>>8490828
>tfw no short gf to bully for being a womanlet
Am i a villain?
I'm always nice
And i say nice things
>>8490785
I really wish more taller girls would do that
>>8490824
dude ngl your slouch is really bad
i know you can't do much to transition right now but fixing that is just something any human being should do for their own health and how other people perceive them
>>8490827
I realized this since the begin, I am going to kill myself, it's just how long I can bear to live :/
>>8490820
I'd love that! (if I have figured everything out tm)
There's also a great breakfast store near the leidseplein where you can get amazing muffins.
>>8490831
wtf where do you find all these cat pics
>>8490828
>tfw 14" taller bf that towers over me and teases me about it
>>8490794
you might be eating too little salt