Mascgen AKU Edition

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>>8333062

>after 12 hours at the office, again
>not very much satisfied with my work
>too afraid about long-term commitment to decide on a new apartament
>no muscular bf to tell me that he is proud of me nevertheless

At least I'm feeling kinda desentesized.

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I miss him so much mascbros, I'll never find another one as compatible

how do I heal a broken heart? It's been 6 months and I can't get over it

>>8333660

Tell us everything anon.

> How did you meet?

> Was it a relationship?

> What made you compatible?

> How did it end? Do you have just a friendship or no contact?

>>8333802
> How did you meet?
Growlr
> Was it a relationship?
We were friends at first because of distance, we just chatted about vidya, computers and other nerdy shit. We met twice in the course of 6 month before he told me he developed feelings for me, and after we kissed everything was different.
> What made you compatible?
We both wanted a simple life. We had the same hobbies but we also liked different things, enough to keep things interesting. We also had some amazing sex: he was so playful, it was just a joy to explore each other's body without having to feel like in a porno. But the thing I'll miss the most and it's so rare to find in a gay guy is the simple, joyful outlook on life.
> How did it end? Do you have just a friendship or no contact?
It's over because of the distance, I'm busy with university and in the course of 14 month I could only visit him 5 times for a few days (in August I've been with him the whole month). He told he couldn't deal with the distance no more and I couldn't leave uni so we decided to split. We have no contact because I'm really angry at him, never cheated on him and studied my ass off to be with him. It's just not fair.

>>8333884

> and after we kissed everything was different

What do you mean by this? You make it sound like a drastic change occurred.

It sounds like it sucks anon, but it's better to try and be content whilst single, rather than try and force someone to be with you who doesn't really want to be in a relationship because they'll never it give you 100%. I think you can also play the end result down as a matter of miscommunication. As hard as it is, it may be best to conclude the events, mentally and emotionally, as considering it as a short but happy chapter that you experienced, rather than focusing on the negative aspect of how it ended. When I refer to 'miscommunication', I mean that you didn't discuss long-term plans, otherwise I'm presuming you would've decided investing in dating by spending August together?

Nevertheless, if you strive for a romantic, sexual, happy relationship then I'm positive then you'll find one. However, I do feel like fewer and fewer people care about romance these days and solely want sexual relationships and, thus, there's an abundance of open relationships.

>tfw no qtfemboi bf or qt trans girl gf
>using this endless feel to set PRs
down 15% bodyfat from where i started. 5% to go then i gotta bulk up, cuz i'll end up smol as fuck at the end of this cut.
i've gotten stronger, faster, leaner, have much better endurance, and more confidence these last few months.
TOO FUCKING BAD THERE ARE NO CUTE BOIS AROUND TO RAIL INTO OBLIVION. FUCK.

>>8334083
>tfw all the local masc doms in this area are 50+ and you're a transvestite that just wants to be fucked in a dress by someone who isn't more than twice your age

Why do people never fill out their kinks until they hit like 35?

>>8334095
idk about you, but i'm 22 and i've known i'm into BDSM and being a dom since i was like 13.
i'm only 5'11'' 180lbs tho, so i'm not yet a true bara dom

>>8334128
I'm also 22, a dom-switch who's usually the one tying people down but occasionally gets off to the thought of being rape/violated. The bondage scene is cool. I wanna craft a wooden horse/cavaletto one of these days.

>>8334128
"sadism originates from ungratified orgiastic yearnings" - wilhem reich

Where the hell did all you guys come from? Fuck, I've never wanted to be anything but a sub since the first time I had sex and yet I still have yet to find a guy willing to tie me down or do kinky stuff like that.

>>8334161
i need to learn how to tie knots. i usually just stick to handcuffs, blindfolds (i usually prefer DIY ones like tearing off a piece of a shirt or using a tie, they just feel more right), and my belt. more master-slave than an appointment at a fuck dungeon. i like being spontaneous in bed, so all the prep and frustration seems like it'd kill the mood.
>>8334164
orgies are shit-tier unless it's an orgy between me and my personal harem. too many STDs and people i don't know or trust.
2 people = best
3 some or cucking my gf/bf = second best

>>8334164
I love Freudians when they spout on about fetishes, it's always hilarious. I can't believe anyone ever took this drivel without a big fat smile on their face. They all end up being Marxists trying to claim being fiddled as a kid makes you support capitalism or other such quasi-character assassination nonsense that only serves to project their own insecurities onto the rest of the world (and Reich certainly had many of them! You know, like being a nutcase UFOfag?)

>>8334176
I think 4chan attracts the kinky guys.

>>8334176
I think most gay guys are subs. At least I haven't met one who complained about it yet.

>>8334194
>tie knots
Fuck tying knots, I want a rut not a homework assignment.

>tfw he fills you up
http://68.media.tumblr.com/c00cf7ae23e5e60f89d3fefba971ab67/tumblr_ooizx26BRu1w0ubx4o1_400.gif

>tfw taller than the average man
>will most likely never know what being with a beefy, taller guy feels like
I just want a bf to rest my head on his bara tits when we are standing up

>>8335043
find a strongman. they're all 6'4+

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Did someone say thicc?

>>8335843
Oh...Who is this semen demon?

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>>8335882
No idea, I have a bunch of thicc pics but /tttt/ is more heavily moderated than most other blue bords so I can't post them here without risking a ban.

>tfw legs so thicc your thighs were bigger than theirs BEFORE you started working out.

>>8335910
Post them on /hm/, start a t h i c c thread if you have 5 or more then link it back here

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2D thicc

>>8333930
>What do you mean by this? You make it sound like a drastic change occurred
I meant it as a postivie thing, we fell in love very fast after that. Everything felt right you know? Being friends before really helped.

>Nevertheless, if you strive for a romantic, sexual, happy relationship then I'm positive then you'll find one. However, I do feel like fewer and fewer people care about romance these days and solely want sexual relationships and, thus, there's an abundance of open relationships.
Yeah, it's really hard these days to find someone compatible not only sexually but personality wise too.

Anyway I still love him very much and I don't know how to get over it, I don't wanna hook up with anyone and I'm depressed all the time so even my friends can't make me happy. I think I have to go back to the gym

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>would you date a daddy?

>>8336244
more?

>>8336596
Yes. No brainer.

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>>8336600

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>>8336925

>>8336596
DID U JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER U CISGENDER CUNT

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Are we doing 2D now?

>>8336596
Already have. Sadly, it's hard to have things in common with guys who are significantly older, so nothing deeper than physical attraction ever came of it.

>>8337680
:(

>>8337680
huh i thought it was just me that had that issue

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>>8336244
2D(3D) thicc

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thicc

>>8338133
it's super common in relationships and friendships with huge age differences. once you take away the biggest common interest, there's not much keeping the two together.
i used to bang older women in my 20's (30's, 40's, and 50's, usually married or single moms) and the cultural difference is huge once you spend prolonged time together. there are also small things, like how quickly they clean or organize after a mess is made or how often they cook a real meal, that can irritate the older person. young people tend to be more careless, and older people more anal about detail and cleanliness, so cohabitation can be a problem.
in my experience, introducing your partner to one of your interests that isn't largely dependent on cultural reference (good examples would be sports, food, or high-fiction movies/shows) can act as bonding agents. often times people try to take their favorite thing and get their partner into it, but if it's too far from your partner's comfort zone/regular habits it can act as a tension builder rather than bringing you closer together.
ease into your favorite bands, games, and weeb shit.

>>8336244
Is a physique like this obtainable natty in 3d?

>tfw shit tier bf who isn't into fucking

>>8339248
You'd need the right bone structure. Especially wide hips (to be thicc without being fat). If you don't have it, I don't think even roids would help

>>8339253
>tfw wasn't into fucking with my first bf
>break up
>find a bf who isn't into fucking either two years later
>suddenly really into fucking
>break up

>>8339372
reeee what's the point I don't want a glorified jerkoff buddy

>>8339379
>I don't want a glorified jerkoff buddy
That's what I wanted some years ago, now I want a bf to have fugs with

>>8339449
exactly. too bad I spent years finding one in the first place and I can't decide whether fucking random guys while looking for a new one is better or if I should just stick with my jerkoff buddy (read bf)

On a scale from 1 (fem) and 10 (MASCULINE), what typa guys do you like?

>>8339466
living in sweden I can't have too high demands for masculinity. and while I thought I had a thicc fetish I once met this giant thicc bear and it was just too much for me.

so I'd say anywhere between 5-8 is goat

>>8339466
1. i like breaking the confidence of other men and turning them into cock hungry sissies. turnin' chad into charlotte and butfucking that faggot while he wears high heels and thigh highs

>>8339466
After being with a guy who was at least a 9 on that scale, both on looks and personality, I think I'd have trouble settling for less.

>>8339478
>goat
Elaborate, please?
>>8339500
Uhm, yea you do that

>>8339505
>>goat
/v/ terminology meaning game of the year, but I thought I'd be phunny and imply guy of the year

there I explained my 'joke'

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>>8339518
delet this

>>8339513
Oh ohk, cause the only "goat" term that I am familiar with is a shitty frat hating movie that my brothers and I watched together

Makes a tad more sense

>>8339466
7+

Bottoms: learn from this (5 minute mark)
https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/After-Work-30841561

>>8338666
Hnng I love fat guys I wanna lick their feet

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>>8333660
>how do I heal a broken heart?
You don't. Enjoy.
>>8333884
>Growlr
And you were dumb enough to think it would go differently?
>>8336566
>we fell in love very fast after that
Sounds like you just fell in a trap, anon.
>I think I have to go back to the gym
Yeah, because those dumbbells on fit are right. Lifting can cure everything.
How many reps for happiness do you do, anon? Better get back on growlr, amirite?

>>8338877
>i used to bang older women in my 20's
biscum pls leave

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>>8339735

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>>8339248
it's possible i supposed, but as >>8339359 said, you have to be built for it.
if your hip to shoulder ratio isn't close to one, there is probably no chance of it happening.
sucks because that's my goal body too

>>8338877
This is the true true

>>8339513
>>8339525
>meaning game of the year
non-/v/ meaning is greatest of all time

>>8340313
goat is:
Greatest
Of
All
Time

Not game of the year.
That's GOTY.

I had a dream that, while ascending a staircase alone, I chanced to peer through an interior window in the sidewall into a laundry room full of naked guys. Some had their muscular backs to the glass, others horsed around wriggling and wrestling, still others sat in chairs with their meaty legs spread casually and wide. Their fleshy, ostensibly uncut cocks stood out against copious dark pubes. I didn't want to keep looking not just because it's rude to stare and I didn't want to get caught peeping like some drooling creep, but because I wanted to keep looking. Needless to say, with great difficulty, I still tore my eyes away from them and kept climbing the stairs, but how I bitterly regretted that I couldn't join them. In part, I felt as though they just wouldn't welcome me anyway.

>>8340577
I don't know what you are, but this speaks to me.

t. tranman

>>8339839
>people on dating hook-up apps are all bad!!!!11
are u retarded?

>tfw muscle bear dating another beefier muscle bear
>tfw monogamous
>tfw when we can bareback fuck each other and fill each other up without the worry of STDs, HIV, aids or getting pregnant

Life is gud.

>>8341209
>get filled up
>can't shit it out again because his dicc put my sphincter out of order
>just have to shit it out periodically whenever it feels like leaving
how do you do it

>>8341209
Let me live vicariously through you anon

do you have any mascg snapchat group by any chance? that would be fun

So I'm back from a 10 day vacation in Europe and didn't jerk off the entire time. Goddamn that first jerk after a break is amazing. If I could regularly secure sex, I'd probably be able to stop jerking so much and enjoy sex more than I do

>>8340577
I hate it when I have dreams that could have become very sexual, but since I don't realize I'm dreaming I keep thinking "no, I can't just have an orgy with complete strangers!"

>>8341209
Good for you, anon. I lived that life for about 3.5 years but sadly it ended. It was great while it lasted

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>>8341209
>tfw lifting your way into musclebearhood with your husbear

Gud indeed.

>>8333660
get over it

teach yourself a new skill you want to learn. practice it for 15 minutes a day.

go to the gym. start jogging/running. start stretching. whenever you start thinking about him, go do one of these things. push the thoughts aside and do something different

>>8340379
thx for clearing that up for me, /sp/ was confusing the shit out of me with the "is LeBron GOAT memes

>>8339372
>>8339379
>>8339449
I could get by on oral sex 80% of the time. At least I think I could. Oral is really enjoyable, but once I get going then I want more.

If the rest of the chemistry was there though, I could probably get by with minimal amounts of actual fucking.

>>8342350
I agree

>>8342444
check'd

My first BF was a little disappointed about that though. I was new to dating boys and I wasnt the best at communicating. I loved his dick though. Uncut, latino, somewhat big, but didnt get too hard. I enjoyed giving him head so much, I didnt realize he was disappointed I never topped him.

I found out later that he thought I was a bottom maybe, and he really wanted me to fuck him sometimes. Which I totally would have done, but he never directly asked me to and I was super happy giving him head and getting head from him.

>>8342350
my bf (>>8339253) can't blowjob without using his teeth however. too bad his dick is literally 10/10 so I dunno what to do

>>8342935
> his dick is literally 10/10
So shove him on his back, tell him to be a good boy, and give him head until he nuts down your throat? I dont see the issue :^)

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>>8343063
well this is what I do most of the time. he takes for -ever- to cum though so my neck gives out after 10 minutes or so, and we just end up jerking off

Why be happy yourself when you can watch people be happy on youtube? :'^ )

>>8333062

I keep struggling to find this thread because OP's picture is so forgettable.

>>8336566

> I'm depressed all the time

I think the best way to overcome this is to distract yourself. Spend time with friends and family, even if you don't think you actively enjoy it. Also, consider investing more time in a new hobby or existing ones.

>>8336925
>>8336927

It's a shame there's no physical, realistic, 3D manifestation of these works of fiction.

>>8338666

Nice trips, and he's cute.

>>8343186

I used to feel this way when I watched Mark and Ethan all the time.

>>8343186
this
I can't find that polygamous gay couple with the ginger who joined the two other guys who had been together for a few years

>>8343084
Your....neck gives out?

Ya that kinda sucks though desu

I guess try to train him to give better blowjobs. That might help out a lot. He's gonna have to be open to learning.

If nothing improves for you then you may have to find someone else.

>>8343628
what's weird about my neck not lasting for more than 10 minutes of dicksucking?

I'm apparently really good at blowjobs, got complimented for them all the time before finding the bf and from the bf himself.

>>8343662
I dunno, I just can't imagine my neck giving out. Unless you are doing nothing but deepthroating and using your neck to move

Which actually sounds like professional work if thats what you are doing.

>>8342204
>beargnant.jpg

>>8343365
literally the first result for "gay poly"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT-PXBJ8bD0

>>8343662
>what's weird about my neck not lasting for more than 10 minutes of dicksucking?
honestly that never happened to me. But I've had my jaw give up on me many times

Sucked daddy bear dick last night. His cock was pretty fucking perfect, thick af with a big knob and cut but with plently of loose skin. Made him blow and he couldn't get over it because he's never nutted from a bj before. Kinda keen to meet with him again and take it up my ass. He had nice feet too. I'm such a slut right now.

>>8340989
Wow, why call me a name like that? Are you on a hook-up app or something?

>>8333062
survey time.
>height
>cock length
>cock girth
>bottom/top/verse
>biscum or full homo
>preferred cock size range
>ideal cock size (for you or for the guy buttfucking you)

>>8343891
nice thanks

I'm in love with the left guy on the thumbnail

he just makes me smile and smile

>>8344102
6'4"
6 inches
Somewhat thick, I get super hard. About 6 around.
Mostly gay but there are some girls I'd fuck.
Ideal cock... not totally sure. I prefer uncut, and maybe like 7 inches would be ideal? I'd go +/-1 inch on that. Some are better for oral and some getting fucked.
I'm vers, depends on the chemistry, but I'd say slightly more top than not. But I'd expet my bf to be at least somewhat vers. Total tops are right out.

>>8344102

6'1"
5.5"
4.75"
Vers top
Full homo master race
3-5" long (don't care about girth) on a big guy or 7-9" and thick on a little guy. I love surprises
Probably 5" long, 4-5" around, because I'm no good at taking a big dick when I'm in the mood to bottom, I want a dick that a guy can slam into me without hurting

>>8344102
6'1"
6.6"
6"
Top
Homo
I'm pretty happy with my cock's size. I've been told I'm big, but only a few times that I'm too big (mostly by a bottom who really tried but couldn't take it for longer than a couple of minutes). I honestly don't care about the other guy's size, but I guess a micropenis wouldn't be too much fun.

>>8344102
5'9
~6.5"
~5.5"
verse. if im with a twink i like to top. if im with a bigger guy i like to bottom
5-7"
6"

remember: big cocks hurt.

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why do i suck at eating

>>8343314
How do I stop feeling like this?
I've been watching this channel recently https://youtu.be/CBSHlBHgh4A and they are such a cute couple that it makes feel happiness, envy and inspiration
Literally went to bed yesterday beaming with happiness because I watched a couple videos
Is this a drug?

>>8344102
>5'10''
>7.75''
>5.25''
>top exclusively
>low tier biscum
>2-4'' long, probably 3-4'' girth
>idk 3x3 sounds good
wish i was like an inch thicker and like three quarters of an inch longer.

>>8344965
If I were you, I'd ditch the potatoes and milk. Replace with more chicken and some avocado to feel more full.

>>8345811
Or ditch some rice and keep some potato. Not so much of both.

>>8344102

>5'9''
>6''
>5.4''
>Top
>Full homo

Don't really care about the cock on the other guy. Average is always fine; both smaller and bigger are hot, because if smaller then it makes me feel sexually superior to the other guy, and if bigger it makes me feel more alpha because he's still submitting and taking my cock. As for myself, I dunno, maybe a bit more girth would be nice? I'm really not complaining though, it's been fine for everyone so far. Sometimes when I get horny I fantasize about having a huge dick that I could just destroy people's hole with, but afterwards I realize the reality of what it's like and then I don't really want it anymore lel.

>>8344965
Add some nuts into your diet. Easy calories right there.

>>8344980

Holy shit, they're fucking adorable.
It's a bit like a drug. I used to watch Mark and Ethan videos religiously.
However, as I got involved in more things in life, I got less invested in them, but nevertheless still get happy when I see pictures of them on Instagram together.

>>8344980
d'aww the uggo is so shy and cute

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>>8344102
>5'10
>7.5"
>6"
>Top
>Autoandrophilia, attracted to men, attracted to women, but not attracted to homosex.
>Ideal cock for me, aesthetically 8.5"x6", functionally 7x5.5". Big cock is more about ego and visual stimulation than practicality.

What I mean is, autoandrophilia is great, M is great, MMF is great, MF is great, but MM is unaesthetic and I'm squibbed out by it. I used to frequent /fit/ for a few years purely due to incidental attraction to thicc men and autoandrophilia which I suppose is the same reason I'm ITT despite being worse than biscum.

Pic related is how I envision my sexuality mostly.

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>>8346190
>autoandrophilia is great
doesn't sound like it tbqh

I realized russia must have lots of masc gays because they can't appear like faggots in public
*fake gpses my way there and checks grindr*
yep, looks like I was right

>>8346190
seems like boredom to me. You're just bored it's a passing phase.

>>8346437
>not using greentext
newfag

>>8344102
6'3"
~7.5
~5.5
Top
Biscum
I prefer smaller dicks, I like the size difference and have a bit of a SPH kink.
I don't have an ideal cock size for me, but bigger is always better, I'd love an 18" baseball bat, i'd have to fuck exclusively dudes who were into fisting though.

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>tfw no qt314 daddy bf
>>8346519
>using memetext for roleplaying and current actions
Keep up with the current memes, grandpa

>>8346551
Using Grindr in Russia sounds like a one way ticket to Chechnya

>>8346623
well I have seen documentaries about gays in russia getting catfished and beaten up so maybe I should look for mascs in another country. any ideas?

>>8346636
Typically any socially conservative area will have daddy bears that will cheat on their wives with you. I'm guessing Texas

>>8346636
Become a trained masseur and offer happy endings in private.

>>8346636
Spain

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>>8346728
Hey you were right

>>8346740
duh, everyone knows that if you want Catholic repressed cock from masculine dudes go to spain.

>>8346740
chat with couple 30 and enquire about a foursome with them and their doggo

>>8346773
Only fake gpsing as I said

>>8346897
do it faggot

Factcheck penis hygiene please.
>>8347493
>>8347545
>>8347604

>>8347645
the claims of medical benefit surrounding circumcision were invented as a way to rationalize continuing and expanding the tradition outside of solely religious communities. look up Kellogg (yeah, the cereal guy) and his work on promoting circumcision. it was 100% to prevent male masturbation, because of the long recovery time and likeliness for regular masturbators to blueball during recovery (and therefor try masturbating) it was intended to force a mental connection between masturbation and pain.
it's just some sadistic bullshit people did to mark who was in their religion, and secondarily to stop guys from jerking it. literally zero reason for people to get circumcised outside of aesthetic preference.

>>8347708
>>8347765

>>8347770
Why do you care about what a collection of dykes have to say about dicks?

>>8347805
my thoughts exactly, who cares about what some carpet muncher says.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1Fjrbt7peU
>tfw no cute, straight, slightly obese bf with goatee and cap

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>>8349580
Talking about straight guys. Am I the only one who's noticed they seem to be the only ones who have average bodies, in general? Every gay guy I've ever met was very skinny, very fat or very muscular. Has anyone else noticed this?

Any tips for being a good top?

>>8349649
take control

>tfw he unloads his hot steamy man sauce in your lil buns

>>8349649
>have a big dick
>be rough (generally)
>don't stop until the bottom taps out
>go more than one round if the bottom can take it.

>>8349649
Learn what your bottom likes/how he likes it. Either by asking or by seeing his reactions.

>tfw no identifier for mascgays in public
femfags can just dress up and talk like girls, what do we have? there should be something, like I dunno, putting your watch on your right wrist.

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>this guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom

What do you do?

>>8350328
The moment any of these take off, insecure femfags are gonna use it too to not miss out on it and it's back to irrelevancy.

>>8350383
but I mean there must be some way

>>8350350
>tfw no big hunk will ever drop my pants down and rape me when I bend over to tie my shoes in the locker room

>tfw you will never suck on jupps german sausage

>>8350350

please sir may i have some more!

>>8350350
giggle like a 14 year old girl most likely

>>8350328
Wear a rainbow bracelet or something.

>>8350350
Slap his ass back, and try to hide my erection.

>>8350902
>Wear a rainbow bracelet or something.
whew lad sounds gay

>>8350350
Grab his ass and tell him to meet me in the steam room.

>>8350728
>nor wanting Sp's maple syrup filled rod

0/10

>>8350935
That's the point, innit?

>>8350935
Why not wear a bracelet that says woof or is bear themed?

Where can I read Gay club 101?
How do I approach people? Is it okay not to dance? How to get over the fear of dancing? How to have fun???

>>8351097
"Dancing" at clubs is almost always just shifting your weight from one feet to another to the rythm of music, because there's usually way too many people to do anything else. Just don't swing your arms a lot and you'll be ok.
>How to have fun?
By pretending you are having fun. That's what most people at clubs do until they get drunk

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>>8350935
What do you suggest?

>>8350328
> not being able to clock faggots in public
What are you, heterosexual?

I got a date tomorrow, /mascgen/. Actually gave okCupid a whirl and chatted with some guys. A fairly cute guy and I hit it off well and started texting. He's at Fanime dressed up as Rick from Rick and Morty today. He's not exactly masc mode but at least fairly /fit/ and modestly hairy.

I...I'm nervous. I can haz ottery QT nerdy anime bf?

>>8351189
>I can haz ottery QT nerdy anime bf?

not if you talk like that, grandpa

>>8351189
>a cosplayer and a guy thinking about boyfriending someone he hasn't met yet
you sound right for each other, to be honest

>>8351223
> not if you talk like that, grandpa

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you young whippersnapper? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the epic internet memez, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on Habbo Hotel, and I have over 300 confirmed memes saved. I am trained in memetic warfare and I’m the top shitposter in all of /pol/. You are nothing to me but just another redditor. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this basket-weaving forum, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, newfag. As we speak I am contacting my network of anonymous across /b/ and you're being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your privacy. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outmeme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with MS Paint. Not only am I extensively trained in anime, but I have access to the entire personal army of /bant/ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little underage b&. If only you could have habeeb'd what unholy retribution your little “epic lulz” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn leaf. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking a white male, kiddo.

>>8351097
dancing is for roasties and breeders who tries to get laid with roasties

>>8351278
Why you have to be so mean?
There is literally nothing wrong with eternally getting your hopes up just to be let down again.

>>8351528
What's a roastie?

>>8351578
>There is literally nothing wrong with eternally getting your hopes up just to be let down again.
I was about to post something in a wiseass tone but that hit too close to home

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>>8351899

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>>8351899
a person with roast beef between their legs

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>>8351899
it is a rude way of referring to a woman who has several sexual partners by implying that her vaginal folds are stretched out and resemble the layers of roast beef in a sandwich.
the mtfs who haunt this site are incredibly misogynistic and they love to denigrate the female body because they are jealous they were born with the wrong equipment.

>>8351189

Let us know how it goes anon.

>>8351294

Kek'd.

>>8351528

What if you "dance like a straight, white guy"? (a friend described my dancing as this).

>>8352175
>What if you "dance like a straight, white guy"?
you embaress yourself with some weird movements and hope a roastie appreciates the effort

>>8352185

Sounds about right to be honest pham. I just sway side to side, occasionally put my hand in the air, and enjoy the music. I don't really go to impress anyone (or try anyway). I just like to have a good time.

>>8351899
Roastie- derived from the act of spit roasting

(gay) Spit roasting occurs when three men have sex one is penetrating a man's ass while another man is penetrating same man's mouth.

The roastie is the man in the middle.

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>>8353720
No

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>>8353765
die

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How do I accept being lonely for the rest of my life?
I live in a third world shithole so the chances of me finding a bf are very low
And even if I immigrate all the good bfs will be taken and I will have to settle
haha being ghey is greato

>>8354120
>all the good bfs will be taken and I will have to settle
It sounds like you want a trophy rather than a bf

>>8354303
I said that jokingly
What I really meant is there will probably less bfs to go around so even less chances of finding a compatible bf :(

>>8354308
Well, I doubt there'd be less potential bfs than in your country. But I know immigrating is not easy. I live in a third world shithole as well, although luckily most people don't have a problem with gays anymore here.

>>8354356
Where do you come from?

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>you're body on tren

>>8354426
>you're
go back to school whore

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>>8354403
Argentina

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>>8354458
Make me, you twink slut

>>8354459
Cute bottom bae/10

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>>8354514
I'm an educated bear. Slut.

>>8354522
Prove it you twinkish butt slut

>>8354459

This picture is so damn fucking adorable.

>>8354459
W-we don't need passports to fly over to neighboring countries anymore, right? Is it just fine with the light blue one? I-I'm asking for a friend

>>8354610
No, we don't. We can travel to most south american countries without passport

>>8354459
Is that you? You should have no trouble finding a bf, u r super cute

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>>8354658
Pffft you honestly think that's him. That guy in the pic is a gay tumblr whore who's dating an ugly guy.

>>8354658
No that's not me
>>8354675
>who's dating an ugly guy
delet

>>8354675
Can we have the source?

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>>8354675
>>8354682
I can't find the pic of them together, but compared to him the guy he's dating is 3/10

>>8354675

> gay tumblr whore

Dropped. I hate whores.

>>8354691
Yeah I've seen it too. Good for them, O guess

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>>8354694
Well if it makes you feel better he's never posted a pic of himself nude. closest to nudity he has ever posted is in the pool. So he's not a complete whore just a tumblr one.

>>8354704
Is that Sp!?

>>8354120
Have someone cast agi on you, so you'll smirk and be more attractive and you'll find a qt bf. Nice muscles btw ;)

>>8354788
No, it's this guy>>8354691

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>>8354790

>>8354704

Okay then, I retract my earlier comment.
I approve.

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>>8351948
I somewhat relate to that pic. My dick is 6 inches, but my balls are quite literally huge. Sometimes when they droop really low, they will get in the water when I'm on the toilet. Not even joking

>>8354788
Nah he's too masc to be sp.
SP is a qt lil otter

>>8354854
>tfw hoyfags in my mascgen
OUT.

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>>8355056
This is true. I'm just a bit masc, which is okay.

Not related; has anyone ever tried this position?

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>>8355043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfJL51Xia4

>>8355113
No, but I see a lot of furry porn like that

>>8355113
SP when are you going to evolve from
QT otter to big beefy bear?

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>>8355154
>QT otter to big beefy bear?
I can safely say by 30 I will be. For sure.

>>8355180
Post your Canadian beef!

>>8355180
This pic makes me want to get down on my knees

>>8355113

My dick doesn't bend that way.

>>8355180

He has nice tits.

>>8355058
Nothing wrong with a little chaos in your life

>>8355113
Try with your pupp and post the results
Also call him a good boy

what do you guys do when you're not lifting?

>>8355180
S.P. why did you ruin your husband and turn him from musclebear to chubb :(

>>8355719
Sleeping, eating or loving

>>8355719
I look up lifting routines and then think about lifting until I fall asleep

>>8354426
he's not balding

>>8355766
>not being a musclebear
>not dating/marrying a chub
>not letting him get insecure because he's a 4-6/10 and you're a 8-10/10
>2000 + 17

Why is facesitting so hot? Rimming or no rimming. It's something special to have the muskiest part of a man right in your nose/face.

>>8356144
I cum in seconds everytime I've ever done it

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>>8356156
this
this so much

>tfw your bf taps out after a minute of fucking even though you ate him out and fingered him and used lots of lube and went slow

need to get this boy a butt plug desu

>>8356187
>tfw verse
>tfw I never tap out when my bae is funking me

Never give in. Never surrender.

>>8356221

Good attitude

He's taken it fine before so idk what was up today, freak butt spasm or something

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>>8356187
>tfw your bf taps out after a minute of fucking even though you ate him out and fingered him and used lots of lube and went slow
dude hes got to get his shit together. this is 100% unacceptable tbqh sempai.

>>8356221
>tfw verse
>tfw I never tap out when my bae is funking me
I know this feel. Gosh, I remember this "top" fuckbuddy I had a couple years ago. He had a really nice thick dick and it hurt real good when he fucked me. It was intense. But then there were nights when he couldn't get hard at all. He asks me to fuck him and he really did have a nice tight ass. Problem is, he couldn't last longer than like 2 minutes without needing to stop for an hour. Meanwhile I'm taking his fat dick and letting him dom me.

>>8356226
> Good attitude
Y..yes sir

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It brings me joy to see that people in this gen have some similar interests
Thank you for giving me hope

>>8356272

He cooks for me and sucks dick like a champ so I can cut him some slack

>Y..yes sir

Good boy

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>tfw will never forget when I went abroad to london to meet up with a qt british/greek young daddy and he called me a good boy for shooting a big load

>>8355719

Listening to music, gaming, talking to friends, clubbing/partying, sleeping, spending time with family, watching TV series and films, and exploring nature.

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>>8356406

we're gonna need full details anon

f-for a friend of course, she sitting right next to me!

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>>8356677
you can have the condensed version
>closet for family
>go to the states with family
>family leaves for some shopping
>go do a nearby gay beach
>get hit up by some guy with a british accent
>never been hit on before, feel super awkward and just want to leave
>he's super nice and almost overly polite
>we hang out for a bit before I go back to the hotel to meet up with family
>he's in his early 30s, I'm in my early 20s
>later that day I tell my family I will go for a bar
>meet up with the british guy instead
>we go to a gay bar, drink, have fun, kiss (mind you he's the best kisser I've met, my mind just drifted away kissing him, and he told me I was a very passionate kisser myself), fondle with eachother
>he call an uber back to my hotel for me, he insist we should meet up again sometime
>parents were worried sick about me being away for so long and almost called the police

>fast forward half a year
>we still chat with eachother from time to time, I tease him regularly with my gym progress pictures
>I'm tired of waiting for him to go abroad for me so I offer myself to travel to him
>he's fine with it
>take a flight to stansted, train to london where I meet up with him and we continue on to brighton
>we spend 2 days together
>2 days I will never forget
>his dick is the thiccest I've ever come across, like 18 cm long and holy fucking shit that girth
>cry my eyes out after I tell him good bye, walking over the london bridge and heading for the liverpool station (luckily I had some shades with me lol)
>we still talk every now and then and will try to arrange something later this year too
sometimes dreams come true, and then they fall apart ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8356737

> almost overly polite

Fellow britbong here. I can confirm this is accurate. Though, you cried after you left simply because the sex was good? Lel.

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>>8356737

>SFW version

nigga...

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>>8356779
>because the sex was good?
no we spend 2 days together doing all sorts of things and I loved every minute of it. I said I wouldn't go into detail.
>>8356781
>

>>8356782

prostitute pls go advertise your services somewhere else pls


>>8356786

did he smell good tho?

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>>8356786

That's okay anon. I hope things develop and it works out for you.

>>8356806
yes, p musky iirc
>>8356808
thanks. I don't think he will be my future hustband but at least I hope we get to see each other again

>>8356811

good shit good shit

>>8352175
>Let us know how it goes anon.
literally sociopath tier. holy fucking shit. hes still here. ill be back with the full scoop

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>>>/hm/1560292
>tfw no one to sit on my face

>>8356873
honestly what did you expect

>>8356873
kek

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>>8356873
FUCK, /mascgen/. Why am I so fucking dumb?

I really want a good long term boyfriend. Someone who is looking for a lifelong relationship. I'm so sick of the dating life and even more sick of the hookups.

Yes I read The Prince by Machiavelli recently and I have some issues with paranoia. But honest to god, sometimes a healthy sense of distrust turns out to be right.

I met a guy on Scruff, Mitch. We dated for about 5 months from July-December last year. He turned out to be an actual Narcissist. Ridiculously materialistic, he lusted after all the new gadgets. He lusted after all the boys and their booties too. Mitch even told me after my company holiday party that my coworker, James, was a 10/10. I read a book on behavioral psychology recently and I know for a fact that people with eyes for others outside their relationship are VERY statistically more likely to be in a failed relationship.

Thankfully I dumped that faggot back in December. I did manage to stay mostly committed to him except for one 3-way with his retarded beta male friend, who admittedly was a hot bottom.

Wew now I'm rambling, but the point is I joined OKCupid to try and find that rare dude who actually wants a committed relationship. Messaged a few and this one guy and I are hitting it off. We're talking about the MBTI shit which I enjoy discussing somewhat ironically. I thought he was the same way until I met him in person and realized he literally can't stop talking about it. Even more ironically, he refers to himself as an INTJ. In reality he is so extroverted he cannot stop talking for any period of time. He asks me a question like once every 15 minutes of him delivering a monologue. He soliloquies about how the field of IT used to go by 5 different names, but now its just IT. Well unless, blah blah, Jesus he couldn't stop yammering if he were in a Saw trap and his life depended on it.

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>>8357013
Anyhow, I haven't had sex in about 2 months. This is something I'm very proud of. Was very proud of. This guy and I were supposed to go on a date somewhere around me. We'd find a bar or something to attend, and then maybe see how we felt from there. Well that was changed to "lets meet at your house first" and then "You haven't seen One Punch Man? Lol you have to see it, lets watch it at your place."

As you may guess, we made it through one episode of One Punch Man, which admittedly was quite good, before Alex was all over me. All over me with his rather fem, yet hairy, body. We kissed and then of course we hooked up because I'm retarded and I haven't had sex in 2 months. My mom even convinced me to go to church with her this morning. The guest speaker was actually a mother, father, son trio talking about his experiences being gay. Spoilers, they involved drugs, prison, and HIV, in that order.

The whole time this hookup is unraveling, that sermon is in the back of my head. About how I need to work towards being a more godly person, which is up to my interpretation in my own way. I'm also at the same time negotiating with myself about whether or not I think there is relationship material here. The fact I'm even doing that is an enormous red flag, as you already know. Where I really went wrong in the first place was agreeing to meet up at my house. So whatever. I'm proud that I at least disengaged from this situation somewhat graciously.

(2)

>>8357013
What's your MBTI btw?

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>>8357015
After coming on to me, and then rambling for a solid hour, Alex suddenly takes a breath for air and then asks what we should do next. At this point I'm so mentally checked out, I can't stop yawning. I blame the yawns on my weird sleep schedule, which is a half truth. I mumble something about feeling hungry in response to him asking what next. Out of nowhere, he now remembers I mentioned Guardian 2 over text message and suggest viewing it. This boggles my mind a bit because I mentioned it extremely casually, saying that my dad and I wanted to see it while I was in town. He never responded to that particular musing of mine, so it struck me as odd that he would suddenly suggest it here after a sleazy hookup.

Now I spring into action by lazily suggesting I don't feel good and don't want to go. I suppose "polite" is the word I'm looking for. Sure enough, the tone of the room changes instantly. He starts negotiating about going out.
> Well how about we just go get food since you're hungry?
> Well I can't really drive right now because I'm high (ya he wanted to smoke together, another mistake)
> Can I just take a shower, I smell like sex?

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>>8357019
I did offer him that last one as an act of decency. I felt bad about letting this guy down all of a sudden and he was devastated...supposedly. He spent time in the bathroom with the water running. He was visibly shaking at one point when talking to me. This scared me a little bit. I felt myself shrinking visibly to avoid potentiallyscaring him or hurting his feelings. Yet somehow he asked me if he could stay over a little longer. This is the point in the narrative at which your beloved hero realized there was not any reason to feel bad about dumping this sociopath.

At least Mitch took me a solid 4 months to clock him as a sociopath. This guy is a scrub! One date and I identify any sociopath! My power is so great I become bored sometimes.

p.s. I can't remember too much of what he said, but he made some fucking hillarious claims
> The new York Police Department has adopted a more Machiavellian strategy recently
dude lmao
> You're the first white guy I've dated (he's white)
dude lmao
> Dude weed lmao
dude weed lmao. also this faggot was a complete and utter lightweight at smoking weed. It was completely unreal just how much he claimed to like smoking for how little he got endure. Did I mention I did all this shit while stoned? No one said I was smart. I will continue claiming my first and only mistake was letting him come over to the house for a date.

(4)

>>8357018
What's your MBTI btw?
Either ENTP or ENFP depending on how I'm feeling when I take the test, lol.

>>8357025
4/4?
or is it there more?

>>8357025
>>8357090
(4.5)
P.p.s. he had a hook nose. Mfw memes become reality. Also /tttt/ inadvertently trolled me. When I first suspected something was wrong with him, I wondered if he was a closeted MtF
> fem
> claims to be bi
> not out to family
> acts like a dumb blonde girl, but with psychobabble intermixed

Then I later realized he's just not right in the head.Aand blatantly using me.
> t..text me anon-kun

>>8357106
Well, sorry about your shitty experience with him, anon. Meeting guys can be so frustrating. I had a similar experience, in which I realized my boyfriend was a controlling sociopath as well. But I was dumb too, and it took me over a year to see it.

That kind of stuff can really get to you. I can't stop myself from overanalyzing every guy I met now. I'm probably just finding red flags at this point because I'm so actively looking for them (aka, they are in my head).

I have to admit I'm fucked in the head to some degree as well, though. That's why I've stopped looking for men and relationships for now. Getting the rest of my life together seems more important, even if it may be an unreachable goal.

I'd still love to find someone to build something meaningful with.

>>8357106
you handled the situation well anon, now block him, forget about him and find a new guy. in time you will learn how to dismiss psychos like these by simply chatting with them

>>8357025

>Yet somehow he asked me if he could stay over a little longer. This is the point in the narrative at which your beloved hero realized there was not any reason to feel bad about dumping this sociopath.

???

Am I missing something?

He doesn't seem like much of a catch but I don't see how wanting to stay longer makes him a sociopath.

>>8357185
Yeh dude
Anyone who is visibly shaking and acting like I just crushed him is not emotionally ready to stay over with me more. I guess its a "you'd have to be there" situation, but he was very blatant about trying to make me feel sorry for him. The emotions he was broadcasting didn't at all add up with what he was saying.

Last week was my 22nd birthday and I realized I never had any kind of experience, so I went on grindr and it was really awkward. Couldn't top properly and my dickhead was too sensitive for full blowjobs.


The guy was kind enough to sit on my face and let me fap while I was doing it though. Goddamn. I love asses.

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Where do I find gay friendos on the internet?

>tfw you will never be a thicc musclebear and mascgen's cumdumpster

Y liv

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>>8358237
You don't. Any gay friend you make wants to fuck your holes or be fucked by you. There's no such thing as gays having gay friends. They're just fuck buddies.

>>8358296
B-but I only want someone to talk to about boys and stuff :(

>>8358303
get a fag hag to put you on display around her then

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>>8358307
>Implying I have normie friends

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>>8358296
>>8358237
I have a good circle of gay friends that I found through my ex. We're about 9 people and we go out to bars together, plan little trips with each other, we've gone skydiving together, have game night, and so on.

But I live in a city that nobody is really from, so we've sort of found a second family away from each other, which is nice. Yeah there's the usual dumb bullshit gay drama but it's mostly petty stuff to let slide

>>8357763
I've ran into the same problem, what do if you're uncut and your head's to sensitive to enjoy blowjobs?
Mutilating my dick is not an option

>>8358370
Jerking off before usually makes your head be less sensitive by the time you get the blowjob. The downside is that it may make you not want a blowjob anymore

>>8358296
>paulfags

>>8358267
Eat and lift bra

>>8358237
This thread

Hi
Wanna swap snapchats?

>>8358832
Not looking for dick pix or exchanging photos soz

>>8358891
I never send dick pics because it's baby sized (is this really what everyone think snapchat's for?), but you can expect goofy faces, gym pics and general conversations.

But you will deny me anyway :(

>>8358926
Alright then, I hope youre not a serial killer

>>8358952
No I'm a swede cub

>>8358954
Do you mind going first?
Dont want to get hacked by hacker 4chan haha

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>tfw this happens

bottoming before leg day was a mistake

fucking kys yourself mascgen, all of you. I fucking hate you.

>>8359194
Hello maki

Doing bodyweight strength training as I lost weight.
Finally doing a good number of full pushups. Feels good.

>got the hair to be masc but was fat
>dropped 30 lbs and put on muscle
I'm gonna make it

>>8355719
I watch anime and read a lot of books

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>>8359138
bls add

>>8359138
>>8359561
you're in the wrong thread

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>>8359571
/soc/ won't give me beefy faggots for stupid sc fun and you know it

>tfw you want to be thicc
>but you don't want to be fat
i don't know what to do fampai
i'm getting love handles

>>8359327
>tfw perfectly smooth upper body
I'll never reach level 10 masc

>>8360763
You need to build up enough muscle so that you can have thicc levels of fat without looking fat. Love-handles are pretty much inevitable, though

>>8360763
lovehandles are cute

>>8360961
>>8360983
i'm just scared of being fat.

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>>8361002
Well, you will have to either accept the fact that you'll have some fat on you, or just not go for a thicc body. The point of being thicc is that you aren't actually fat, though

>>8361077
>that pic

Fuck me tenderly that's so good.

>>8361077
Pls sir, more

>>8361440

Pls daddy*

tfw twink with no thicc bf

>>8361513

>tfw bf wants to get thicc together

c-could he be the one?

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>tfw lich
>tfw no paladin bf with 18 str, 17 con and 15 cha

>>8361656

tfw 8 str, 13 int, -10 cha

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>>8361675
>-10 cha
Are you even alive?

>tfw my bfs always get fat

Is a guy who sings masc?

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>>8362878
Depends on the song.

I find it attractive.

>>8362906
>tfw Carlo's got cancer

Shame

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my goal body

Thoughts?
http://cuminhimdaily.tumblr.com

>>8362959
Is that Marco Rubi?

>>8360983

This.

>>8361077

DAT ASS THO

>>8362959

'mirin those forearms.
I want to have this body too.

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>>8333062

>Gain weight during NEET year
>Not even that much, only gained about 10 kilos (22lbs)
>At least, I don't think it's that much though I'm not sure, I definitely got chubby but nowhere near fat while I was skinny before
>Get horribly ugly fucking stretch marks all over my groin, upper thighs, under my asscheeks and even all my fucking taint

If only daddy fucked me as good as life always does right guys h-hahaha. My own fault obviously but can't help being salty about it regardless.

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>>8363062
doubtful

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It's about that time to roll for a new edition rosevale merge

>>8360983
I hate mine.
Cutting to get rid of them.

I'm pretty thin everywhere else, but I swear I've got like 10lbs of fat in my love handles.

>>8363401
Cuddling inside while it's raining edition

>>8363401
owo bulgy-wulgy edition

rolling for bulge edition

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rolling for 2d edition

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>>8363601
Fine

>>8363089
>tfw you are skinny but tall so your thighs and back are full of stretchmarks anyways
at least they aren't the red ones

rolling for masc edition

>>8363601
trying again.

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Also rolling for 2d edition

>>8363501
reroll

New >>8363840