Cis LesGen

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But I mean if you aren't depressed, we want to hear good news too! (please)

>tfw no turkish gf with unshaved pussy

>>8345823
i have the unshaved pussy part down

>>8345828
And I have the Turkish part but I'm shaved

I wonder how lesbians live in Turkey?

>>8345858
Like in any other shithole. Hiding and educating themselves so they can get the fuck out of there.

>>8345828
It's sexy.

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>>8345809
Good God.

I'm going to leave this here:
http://io9.gizmodo.com/a-women-only-wonder-woman-screening-is-predictably-upse-1795542295

Dating a girl with a fat percent of over 22% is dating a fatso. Seriously, don't date fatties. Ever.

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>>8346102
Typical basement dwelling virgin male. Doesn't know the first thing about the female body.

>>8346046
Most of the men who are complaining definitely don't give a shit about the gender discrepancies in Hollywood movies, so they can go fellate themselves desu.

>>8346046
tl dr

I think about having sex and just generally living a happy married life with my ex all the time.

I hope she dies and is miserable

>>8346231
How strange, my ex just sent me some pervy pics

>>8346231
are you me?
except I don't think the first part.

>>8346231
https://youtu.be/g0-N1WYn6jM

>>8346285
I'm tipsy and this made me cry a little.

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>>8343848
Seething.

>>8346336
I want /pol/ to leave. Or at least stop posting disgusting men.

>>8346357
I love Peeps.

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>>8346361
Here you go, kouhai.

>tfw when your gf bakes a delicious strawberry vanilla cake
>tfw when you can't have any because distance and diet

>>8346375
I can't tell if that's a dress or a swimsuit!

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Bumping with Olga.

>>8346245
Share? (Feed me)

>>8346106
>have 15% bodyfat
>hardly ever do proper workouts

This couldn't possibly be considered athleti--
>American Council on Exercise

Oh well, in America it could be.

>>8346564
Feel free to bump again with Olga, anon.

>>8346696
>hardly ever do proper workouts
Probably never been properly measured for bodyfat either. You just think you're 15%.

Elite female athletes typically range from 14% to 20%. Educate yourself: http://www.livestrong.com/article/188526-what-is-the-typical-body-fat-percentage-for-an-elite-athlete/

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Post your figures.

>>8345803

>that ass

t h i c c

>>8346696
Ummm that's an ideal chart you have your correlation backwards. It basically says as an athlete 14-20% body fat is ideal not that if you have 14-20% body fat you're an athlete. Having 14-20% body fat as a non athletic female is probably a little low. Now if you want to have an athletic body over a normie body that's a different question but it also involves exercise and not just body fat %

>>8346766
>tfw you really want some fate and signum figs but you have better things to spend money for like food

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>tfw gf

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>pic related
Kinda random, but are there any girls here who like plague of Gripes?
His art was one of many things that made me realize I'm definitely a lesbian and also probably a furry

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>>8346696
>>8346812
On the left is what 27% body fat can look like. On the right, 15%. This is with DEXA, one of the most accurate ways to measure body fat.

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>>8346931
And what around 20% body fat can look like.

So 14-20% body fat is what you are most likely seeing when you see an athletic bod.

What happened to that >clg poster?

>>8346696
>15%
>never exercise
Kek. Sure, retarded ass male.

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>>8346766
Her hair comes off so fucking easily.

>>8346872
Don't suppose you reside in North America?

>>8346766
>>8347055
Where is Fate and why is Nanoha cheating on her?

>>8346370
:3
>>8346942
Holy shit I am gay. Look at her fucking thighs...Surreal.

>>8347098
No you're straight, tranny.

>>8347141
You wish Hon.

>>8345803
>Boob-promising anon keeps scoring so she can not deliver said boobies

I'm about to embark on this weekend's hunt.
Still figuring out if I want to get drunk on shots, or regular drinks. Not much in the mood for beer today.
Also the dress I'm wearing has pockets.

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>>8347059
At the time I didn't have a figma Fate, and figma Nanoha got dumped by gs Fate for movic Nanoha. She didn't take it well.

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>>8347055
>Don't suppose you reside in North America?
North America as in geographic North America or North America as in murrka and Canada?

>>8347059
I would kinda cheat on Fate with Signum too, but ultimately a threesome would be ideal.

>>8347202
You are so autistic I actually feel sad for you.

>>8347217
Because she has figures? Who the fuck cares? Get over your own autism and remove that tree up your anus.

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>>8347214
I think shipping to Mexico would be too much of a pain in the ass, I might actually have to talk to a human being or put a return address on the package.

>>8347217
Thanks!

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>>8347254
I appreciate the thought. If I buy from Amazon I think I get free shipping but even if I had the money I don't have space for the figs and my mom would see them and ask me why I'm buying sexy female dolls, and I don't want that conversation.

When I live alone I will buy them I guess.

>>8347237
Because "she's" playing with action figures as an adult. You're the one that needs to put a cap on your autism too. Find a girlfriend instead of getting so angry you accidentally got your cheeto-stained fingers on your weeb toys.

>>8347264
>being that triggered
Kek, cry about it on your tumblr retard.

>>8347264
>complaining about people owning anime merchandise on an anime website
Fucking normalfags I swear.

>>8347264
Why do you care that much? Why aren't you more concerned about your virginity instead, fat fuck?

>>8347272
Probably OP, aka the one newfag who is always throwing a fit whenever anime is mentioned on 4chan.

>>8347202
Haha, that's cute anon.

>tfw no more money for figures because you spent all your spare cash on figures already

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>>8347098
You can tell she did a lot of squatting and dieting to get her body. It's not easy getting under 20%. Then around 18% you start worrying about losing boobs and other curves.

>>8347217
>tfw you share the thread with normie cancer like this

>>8346564
Her features are so fine, elegant and beautiful. She's really lovely. Thanks for the new wallpaper, anon.

>>8345823
Wtf? I am literally a Turkish girl with hairy pussy. What's your nationality and is your pussy hairy too?

>>8345862
Really shitty

>Ask a cute girl from work to hang out
>She says "I dunno"
>I don't have a reaction image for the pain

>>8347375
Have you been FGM'd?

>>8347281
Go away haha-anon

>>8347381
Anon, look on the bright side, she could have laughed and told all her friends "oh man, did you see that loser ____? she actually thinks I'm going to spend time with *her*"

Now you can ask again and maybe if she's bored she'll hang out with you and realize your charms and fall in love and become your waifu.

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>>8347262
Yeah, lack of space is why I want to get rid of some but I can't be arsed to sell them.

>>8347264
Terribly sorry I'm not performing my age and gender to your satisfaction.

>>8347281
It was a fun thread.
I remember that feel. Budget can be a good limiter though, keeps you from overbuying.

>>8347382
There is little to no FGM practice in Turkey, except for a tiny fraction near the Iraqi and Syrian border. Illegal might I add. So no, I haven't been mutilated.

>>8347417
>that classic KnM poster in the background
Nice one, onee-sama.

>>8347420
What is life like for lesbians in Turkey?

>>8347420
Is it equally uncommon for boys?

>>8347433
It's not like Chechnya is to homosexuals, obviously.However, Turkey still remains Islamic country so it's not amazing. Violence against us is possible in smaller villages if you become out and proud. You will have a lot of people gossiping behind your back if they find out. But, homosexuality is legal here. But if your parents are not white secular Turks, they're surely not going to accept it. It seems like the only families who accept their lesbian daughters are above average income Secular Turks living in Istanbul. My parents aren't ultra religious but they won't accept it. If you can find a group of lgbt people to hang out with, it's not too bad. If you're born in a religious family where you might even end up covering your hair, you're probably going to have to repress it or break off communication with your family.

If you live in small cities you're most certainly never going to find anyone else who is Lesbian. I know this 45 year old woman who is probably lesbian but has never come out. She's also never been married or had boyfriends etc. Everyone just assumes she's sexless.

It's the result of ignorance.

>>8347449
Basically every boy undergoes circumcision be it for health reasons or religious. Usually it happens under sanitary circumstances. I've never heard of boy circumcision gone wrong. It's exactly like how Jews do it.

>>8347488
Also I forgot to mention that YES there are honour killings which is more common with lesbians and transgirls. Luckily my family is not like that. But again, conservative uneducated and religious families might kill off their daughters under extreme circumstances. There are a few honour killing hotbeds in Turkey. The numbers aren't huge, but it's still a major problem in my eyes.

>>8347493
>health reasons

>>8347508
Do not mention trannies. I was eating for ducks sake. Now I want to vomit.

>>8347488
Are you planning on moving to another country?

What city is good for lesbians that's not in Cali? I wanted to move to portland but it doesn't seem to have any actual lesbian bars.

>>8347515
You know what I mean. Foreskin dicks are not hygienic.

>>8347516
I'm sorry but let's face it they don't deserve to be killed only because they want to transform their body.

>>8347519
Yeah. Education and Career is my only way out. I'm almost finished with my studies. I have much more hope than I did a few years ago.

>>8347545
How can they not be hygienic if it's how they evolved naturally?

>>8347556
Just fuck off already and go cry about """"male genital mutilation"""" on /pol/.

>>8347508
Fucking turkroaches
Truly the single worst thing to have happened to humanity
If I could sell my dick to the devil in order to get iron strong crocodile jaws in order to personally gnaw every single one of them individually to the bone I would take the offer faster than a Turk fucks his goat
Fucking turks

>>8347545
>I have much more hope than I did a few years ago.
That's great, anon! What are you studying and where do you plan to go?

>>8347562
Where did the Turks hurt you, boy?

>>8347583
In 1452

>>8347424
>classic
Man, when that photo was taken it was more recent than yys is now.

>>8347556
>"How can they not be hygienic if it's how they evolved naturally?"
>won't eat out his girlfriend on her period

>>8347595
Nah, should have said:
>won't eat her gf's poop covered anus
>i mean it evolved naturally that way

>>8347556
Lose skin is going to accumulate grime and be unhealthy. This is obvious. "MGM" is not a thing.

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Nanohanon, you're cute, be my gf.

>>8347542
can you stop talking about dicks are answer me?

>>8347556
I'm not here to defend something that is also a
really common practice in western countries. But whatever, you do you. Enjoy your ugly elephant trunk.

>>8347562
Well yeah, of course you would sell your peepee to the devil. It's a small price to pay for such a satisfying opportunity.

>>8347573
International Business. I chose this deliberately so I could have an international career. Any English speaking country would do. But I'm thoroughly improving on my German so I could also live it up in Berlin.

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>>8347604

Ahem.

>>8347613
>that is also a
>really common practice in western countries.
Being common somehow makes genital mutilation a smart idea?

>>8347627
It's not mutilation if men voluntarily visit the hospital to professionally have their foreskin removed so it doesn't look like you put your dick in 3 day old cheese fondue. God, dicks are disgusting. If it had negative side-effects it would've been all over the news years ago. Keep being jaded, however.

I got a grown up job, but it's hard and I'm worried I'm going to get fired sooner or later. I'm really trying but there's this guy who makes me constantly feel like I'm the worst thing ever to happen to the place, and I don't think my boss likes me very much plus yesterday he scolded me for being on my phone (which admittedly I shouldn't have been, but I had nothing else to do but watch a computer plot data). I've been there for 3 months and no one has been fired yet, so I don't know how easy it is to get fired, but I'm not used to feeling bad at my job and it's stressing me out.

>>8347627
Nobody gives a shit about your microdick, faggot bitch.

>>8347638
Confidence is key. Just some guy scolding you one time is not really a big deal, get over it. I advise you to keep smiling, but don't let anyone walk over you. It might take some time for your boss to get used to you but if he really disliked you you would've been jobless already.

>>8347639
different anon but they don't have to be male to be against it. I'm not

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>>8347613
>of course you would sell your peepee to the devil. It's a small price to pay

Oh shit.
Oh fucking shit.

>>8347201
dresses with pockets are the best! Especially sundresses

>>8347613
>Well yeah, of course you would sell your peepee to the devil. It's a small price to pay for such a satisfying opportunity.
Savage.

>>8347613
The cleansing of the world from Turks is a noble cause indeed glad you understand

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meh

>>8347636
So much for being done at birth like you said earlier.

Girls in many countries voluntarily visit the hospital to have their genitals be made more hygienic too.

>>8347672
No, they don't. They're being dragged down by their fucking hair and their clitorises are forcefully made numb without the use of chemicals and their vaginal openings are sown shut.

Apart from that, male circumcision is proven to be harmless and beneficial. Where female mutilation is the polar opposite.

>>8347649
>>8347654
Thank you, thank you.

>>8347660
Oh, look. It's the Serb who still thinks it's the year 1500.

>>8347672
>tfw no cute nurse to "clean" my pussy, if you know what I mean

>>8347638
If your job has long boring stretches, I'd recommend finding something to do to pass the time that isn't as obviously not-work. Optics can be more important than output in some workplaces. You could look for work elsewhere too, most people only stay a couple years at any one job these days and that environment sounds kind of toxic.

>>8347702
It doesn't matter what year it is with them
Let me explain it this way
If humanity finally triumphed in exterminating this accursed orcspawn mongoloids we would still have wars murders drugs genocides rapes etc and the world would be a better place by a factor of 99% on the sole principle that they have been removed
NOW STOP SLAPPING BURGERS AND DO YOUR PART

>>8347361
>>8347272
Better go to /jp/ or somethin

>>8347508
>>8347545
>>8347556
>>8347604
>>8347627
>>8347613
>>8347636
>>8347672
This is why males are hated. You tranners are cancer.

>>8347728
You're becoming more incoherent by the minute. I'm not nationalistic enough to defend Turks, though. Don't really care, you see. Please leave, now. I've educated enough men today.

>>8347742
HOW IS ''EDUCATING'' MEN GONNA REMOVE TURKS YOU SELF OBSSESED IDIOT?
good grief it is like I am talking to a brick wall

>>8347742
Stop talking about shit male topics and the males, like the maggots they are, won't swarm to screech their bs. This is the lesbian thread. Learn to talk only about girls. And add that namefag to your filters.

>>8347702
the claims of medical benefit surrounding circumcision were invented as a way to rationalize continuing and expanding the tradition outside of solely religious communities. look up Kellogg (yeah, the cereal guy) and his work on promoting circumcision. it was 100% to prevent male masturbation, because of the long recovery time and likeliness for regular masturbators to blueball during recovery (and therefor try masturbating) it was intended to force a mental connection between masturbation and pain.
it's just some sadistic bullshit people did to mark who was in their religion, and secondarily to stop guys from jerking it. literally zero reason for people to get circumcised outside of aesthetic preference.

Such a good reminder that males are whiny weak little bitches. Just look at them getting all triggered, kek.

Can we just kill all the Y chromosomes?

>>8347765
Lmao do you think people care??
Tl;dr
Males need to undergo genocide

>>8347765
This is a lesbian thread. Why should we care about males genitals and their masturbation habits?

>>8347783
i wrote that post in a different thread, and it was reposted in /clg/. a huge chunk of people who arent male or have no intention to be with one don't give a fuck for a similar reason why male muslims in third world shitholes don't care about female genital mutilation.
no one should have their body cut open or modified without their consent, especially if it's for something as stupid and subjective as "hoods just look gross lol"

>>8347773
Masculinity is such a fragile and emotional thing, anon. Femininity on the other hand has survived the male oppression for thousands of years and it still endures.

>>8347791
Tl;dr male still doesn't understand NO ONE IMPORTANT CARES and that every male needs a bullet put in their head

>>8347790
Don't ask them any rhetorical questions, they are too stupid and will take it literally.

Jesus Christ drawing out your overcompensation and inferiority complex was too easy and all I had to do was yell crazy shit for a few minutes I got my kicks for tonight see you when I get bored again

>>8347804
>NO ONE IMPORTANT
says the unemployed, overweight NEET shitposting here.
only reason i even came to this thread was because i was linked here by the person who reposted my comment. desu you're the best argument in favor of patriarchy lol

>>8347792
Pretty much.

One of my gf's has been taken to a hospital and now I'm overly worried ): send nice thoughts please!

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>>8347823

She's gonna be okay, anon, I know she is!

>>8347815
>now he's projecting because he's hurt no one gives a shit about his ugly body
>males are children
Bye now~

>>8347773
They're over-emotional, cancerous, and deluded. It would be laughable if they weren't so pathetic.

>>8347827
She better get ok or I'm gonna be very angry

>>8347739
>>8347773
>>8347775
>>8347792

>>>/tumblr/ >>>/reddit/ >>>/anywherebuthere/

>>8347823
Do you know what's wrong?

>>8347823
What happened to her?

>>8347842

What happened?

>>8347842
Is she in a IC unit?

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>>8347848
But I like it here.

>>8347848
4chan isn't your safe space, whiny faggot.

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>>8347610
>picture of a baby
I sense mockery.

>>8347849
>>8347851
>>8347852
>>8347857
Some kind of an accident with a car. Her mom called me and told me what she knew. She doesn't live in the same city as we do. As far as I know, she was hit but her life isn't in immediate danger but she still needs to be operated.

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>>8347848
>WHY DON'T THESE GIRLS CARE ABOUT ME?? GET AWAY FROM MY SEKRIT ONLINE KLUB REEEEE
Literally. A. Child.

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>>8347883
>>8347866
>>8347862
You shit up every thread with you stupid bullshit. It's just tedious, tbqh.

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>>8347876
Not mocking. I'm coming to get you. And take you as my gf.

>>8347888
>tfw no qt wheelie gf

>>8346766
Superb taste

>>8347773
Funny how upset you were about the same procedure being done to women.

>>8347888
>comes to the lesbian thread to talk about something stupid like circumcision
>gets mad women don't want to discuss his feelings about his hideous body
>"Y-you shit up every thread!"
Are all men this stupid or is it just you?

I dreamed I was having sex with another woman. Even though it was just a dream it felt so good.

>>8347907
These are my posts: >>8347888, >>8347848.

>>8347910
Was it someone you knew? I only seem to have sex dreams with celebrities. The most vivid was this older model woman that appeared in a lesbian advert.

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>>8347902
>the same procedure being done to women
>Waaah some piece of useless skin was took off my dick when I was a baby waaaah I was literally murdered waaaaaah

>>8347775
>>8347823
>karma

>>8347920
No. It wasn't a celebrity either, just some random woman I've never seen in my life.

That's always the case when I have romantic/sex dreams.

>>8347907
You know the answer to that, come on now. Males are literally children, they can't control their emotions.

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>>8347910
I have had dreams where I almost have sex with other women. I always wake up before it actually happens.
>tfw I can't even get laid in my dreams

It looks like Tumblr and/or Reddit is here today as well. Great.

>>8347823
I hope everything will be fine!

>>8347940
Yeah why are you here?

>>8347919
Ah. So you're just a male passing by that got his feelings hurt. Had to speak up and tell us mean lesbians to stop being mean. Maybe take some estrogen and you won't be as emotionally vulnerable?

>>8347955
You sound pretty bitter, hun.

>>8347940
It's not just today. They are always here and they don't hide the fact that they are.

>>8347928
Shh they can't rationalize properly. They don't have the brain capacity for it.

>>8347933
>completely different posters
But it must have bothered you a lot. Want someone to apologize for hurting your poor feelings? Are you gonna blog about it for us?

>>8347889
OK, you bring the playmobil I'll bring the juiceboxes.

>>8347994
This won't end well.

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Ignoring all the Y chromosomes - what are your plans this memorial weekend?

>>8347994
>huge compliment
Yeah, you really don't know this thread to think that might happen

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>>8347994
>Are any of these trannies even remotely attractive to you?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

>>8347994
We don't exist to validade your delusions

>>8348005
No you exist to be our unreachable fantasy.

>>8348001
>Compliment

More or less honesty? That's probably the word that I'm looking for.

A compliment in the sense that your honesty is more believable?

English isn't my first language. I'm sorry if I'm not explaining well.

>>8348003

If someone looks like a girl at first glance I don't see where the delusion happens.

>>8348007
>>8348009
Just go away.
The purpose of this place is to get away from you freaks.

>>8348014
As m'lady wishes.

>>8348009
>honest
Gals here are too angry for that, you're going to get the opposite of hugboxing which is no closer to the truth.

>>8348007
The day you stop thinking like the average entitled male is the day I might start believing that you could maybe eventually think like a woman inside.

>>8348024
aww bby don't be like that.

>>8348000
Beer and BBQ with family.

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Who /symphogear/ here?

>>8348009
Honesty? You're far too new to this board to be naive enough to request this.
More honesty? A carefully staged pic is nothing resembling reality. It's possible to look much better than you do in reality, just like fugly girls can pull off looking cute on Instagram.
In real life, being seen from all angles, in motion, having to talk, being side-by-side other women...it's a completely different ball-game.

You can only know if you pass by going out in public. You will never know on 4chan.

>>8348014

I don't know why you need to call trans people freaks.

I deleted it though. I'm sorry I caused a problem.

>>8348018
>>8348028

Not me.

>>8348024

I don't know what you mean but I'm sorry.

>>8348035

Understood thank you. I deleted the question.

>>8348041
Why are you trying to be their perfect trans pet? They'll never like you or respect you one way or the other might as well fuck with them.

>>8348030
What's memorial day for again?

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>>8348060
To remember the burgers that have fallen while serving in the military.

>>8348082
Oh good. I hope we get to barbeque. I want to go for a swim too if the weather's nice.

>>8348024
The average mtf on this board is more feminine than this thread.

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>>8348098
>"""feminine"""

>>8348098
This sure explains why they constantly create multiple "DO I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN" threads every single day. Top kek

>>8348094
It's going to rain all weekend where I live. No outdoor BBQ party and swimming this memorial weekend for me. Oh well. Hopefully the weather on 4th of July will be ideal for celebration.

>swimming
all y'all must live in warmer climes than I

>>8348113
/soc/

>>8348138
Where do you live?

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>>8348138
And it's not even summer yet.

>>8348140
pnw. went in the ocean last weekend and I could feel the cold in my bones

>>8348155
eww, I'll keep my rain and cold thanks

It's raining cats and dogs here, help

>>8348158
>I'll keep my rain and cold
Sounds comfy. Winter never made it last year where I live. I've never seen snow either. It's just hot and humid year around. Living in the south sucks.

>>8348173
>just hot and humid year around
that sounds very unpleasant

>never seen snow
I cannot wrap my mind around this

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>>8348168
Hold on, anon. I'm comin' to save you.

>>8348173
>I've never seen snow either

What's the point of being cold as fuck if we don't even get snow to play with? I hate this weather

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Do you have any romantic plans for when you finally get a girlfriend?

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>>8348246

>>8348158
Seattle? I'm in Portland, whaddup.

>>8348246
Lose my virginity. Maybe.

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>>8348246
What would be considered romantic?

>>8348287
Turning her upside down and eating her ass like it's the McRib.

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How do I stop falling in love with straight grills

>>8348298
Imagine them having sex with a guy so the idea of them being with you will repulse you.

You ever see an ass that just makes you feel so fulfilled you think: "Yeah, I could die right now."

>>8348307
That just makes me want to show her what she's missing.

>>8348336
I once saw an ass and legit thought "man I want to write a poem on that ass". To this day I still don't know why I thought that but I did.

I walked to the metro and there was a door open just in front of me as I arrived to the platform!

>>8348307
That works

>>8348364
I hate taking public transportation.

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pnw cis lesbians can we do a meet n greet already.

You should become my gf. Then we can worship Cthulhu together.

>>8348408
That's a dangerous proposition to make to someone at 4 am. This is the witching hour, you may yet call Cthulhu.

>>8348246
No, I don't have a romantic bone in my body. I'd do the same stuff I do now, it would just be more fun with good company.

>>8348428
Anon, you're either in this with me or you'll end up as sacrifice.

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>>8348336
Not so much die, but "I could stare at this ass for the rest of my life and never get bored"? Yep.

>>8348307
That just makes me feel jealous and angry

Does anyone here have a rape fetish?

Girl abs are worth dying for

>>8348408
I'm down to worship Cthulhu with you femanon!

>>8348589
no

>>8348653
I do

>>8348033
Can't wait for next season, the gay will be overload with NTR, New Gayme and Symphogay airing.

>>8348608
If you girls need a virgin to sacrifice, I volunteer

>>8347375
My nationality is something around Turkish and my pussy hairy too!

>>8348751
>something around Turkish
What does that mean?

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>>8348721
How pleased would Cthulhu be if 2 virgins were sacrificed?

tfw not virgin...

>>8348033
Someday I'll watch more than the first season. But that day is not today.

>>8348692
>NTR
Oh shit is that coming already? I've been neglecting my weeb hobbies for a few months so I'm out of the loop.

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>>8348859
I wish I could watch the other symphogear seasons with you

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Damn these pedo rezu comics are going too far. Not that I'm really complaining.

>>8348859
Yeah, it's gonna be totally shit, and the threads even more so, but that's what will make it worth to watch.

>>8348888
I wish I could watch the next season with you. IIRC no one here was watching GX when it aired, and that made me sad.

>>8348918
There were symphogear threads on /u/ when GX aired.

>>8348924
Obviously. I think there always is a thread on /u/ anyway, also /m/ and soon /vg/ because mobage.

>>8348937
No thread on /u/ right now cause it would be just the same pictures posted again, we are waiting for AXZ.

>soon /vg/

Oh no

>>8348888
I'm not good at watching things with people. I'm perpetually two months behind on whatever series I'm watching with a couple who live ten minutes away from my bloody house. If I can't make it work with them, I can't make it work with anyone.

>>8348918
>I just happen to draw yuri because I like cute things
Yeah sure Itou, whatever you say.

On one hand I'm gleefully looking forward to the shitposting, on the other hand I have a soft spot for Kodama. I don't love her art or writing but I admire how freely she admits to loving shitty melodrama and she's made some pretty cute kancle goods. So I hope it's not too much of a negative experience for her.

Why most beautiful girls are straight? On dating sites lesbian is only fat, ugly or black scum.
Cute lesbian even exist?

>>8349058
There are a few cute anons here, judging from those who have posted pics.

Straight man here with an honest question! Answer it truthfully and I'll be gone for good

Okey,

Why so many of you complain about "tfw no gf"? I know an absolutely shitload of girls who are available for girls to date. Also women in general have a lot more dating options.

Wish I could stay in bed with my gf and the cats instead of being awake so early.

>>8349110
Gay girl here that actually doesn't hate all men. The problem is how many of those girls are attractive? Preferably cute or hot femmes that aren't fat, crazy, or tumblrinas and actually care about their futures. We have standards too.

>>8349126
>bi girl here who loves responding to retarded male questions and giving an equally retarded answer
Fixed it for you.

>>8349131
Being lesbian doesn't mean you hate all men, dumbass. Or am I in the minority of lesbians that have guy friends they appreciate? How is it a retarded answer?

>>8349136
Of course, you are not like everybody lesbian. You are special.

>>8349136
>omg why can't I love men in peace and why won't you people love men too
Feel free to write a post about it on your tumblr.

>>8349136
>>8349139

Obviously

>>8349136
>Or am I in the minority of lesbians that have guy friends they appreciate?
Read the thread.

>>8348751
Ow sister whaddup!

>>8348756
It means she's probably something like Kurdish, Kazakh, Turkmen etc

>>8349131
Please stop being an autist, her answer was really reasonable.

>>8349136
Don't bother with reason, it won't have any effect. There are other non-man-hating anons here but the shitposters are louder.

>>8349232
d-do you have a gf?

>>8349240
I'm pretty sure that's the "straight man". Please don't reply to it so he leaves. They're all whiny attention-whores. Ignoring them is the best way of dealing with them.

>>8349125
I wish I didn't have to get up early to go to some stupid all-day event I hate.

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>>8349250

>>8349268
wow disgusting

>>8349268
>>8349275

This is the ideal dyke body. You may not not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>8345803
>Say whatever you need to say, get if off your chest

>Be me
>Be a butch
>Hate being treated as less than for being female
>Hate the idea that women should "know they're place"
>Have a rape fetish
>Wants a qt femme to make me her bitch and degrade me with homophobic and misogynistic slurs and force me to behave like a woman

>>8349305
kys scum

>>8349275
It's how males lash out when their feelings are hurt.

>>8349305
Not bad. Would definitely help if I were more femme.

I'm feeling dirty and sick when realize that I'm in the same thread with males, trannes, butches and bi-shit.

>>8349315
Join discord if you want freedom.

>>8349315

How hard is it being this special and unique?

>>8349315
>>8349333

He won't because he's not actually a lesbian. He's trolling.

>>8349349
Cunt, stop it. You sounds just ridiculous.

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Any lesbians here who, aside from their sexuality, are relatively trad in their values? I want to know.

>>8349373
Not really.

>>8349377
What a disappointment that there are no good lesbians.

>tfw no qt gf to sit on my face

>>8349373
Poltical values, no. I'm surprisingly socially rigid though just on a personal level, especially with regards to sex. I'm pretty avoidant of "alt" culture too, though I try not to judge it.

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>>8349110
>women in general have a lot more dating options
>2% of the female population is gay
>eliminate closeted girls
>eliminate taken girls
>eliminate girls who are too pretty for me
>eliminate too young/old people

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE getoutgetout

>>8349456
>I'm pretty avoidant of "alt" culture too, though I try not to judge it.
Not that girl, but you sound like cancer.

>>8349456
What I meant be read was more freedom-loving, gun-touting, southern belle type. I want a strong, independent and wholesome gf like that.

>>8349373
My gf will be the housemaker and serve me in bed.

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>>8349458
>2% of the female population is gay

>>8349458
>>8349482
>2% of the female population is gay
>still managed to find a femme gf
Life is good

>>8349489
Someday I'll get femme gf too!
God, please...

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Why most femme into butch girls?

>>8349519
I'd question the sanity of anyone who was attracted to that thing on the right.

>>8349500
No you wont because I'll hoard all the femmes
>>8349519
Disgusting picture not worthy of pure lesbian love.

>>8349464
For not feeling like I want to be part of a subculture, I'm cancer?

>>8349466
Hard to find, but I've seen a few in the midwest and there are probably some in the south. They're the female equivalent of hyper-macho gay guys though. Often closeted to straight people, usually have strong internalized homophobia due to growing up in a very conservative family.

>okcupid recommends to me a gorgeous lesbian
>she lives in Australia

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>>8349373
I guess
typical conservative family upbringing
>killing babies is bad unless heath of mother at risk
>abortion should be legal so doctors can do it instead of idiots and other dangerous methods
>you're not a responsible adult unless you own a firearm
>mfw I still don't own a firearm
>words are not violent
>nobody cares if your feelings are hurt

I've got a bunch of ignorant opinions but I'm too stoned to articulate them

There are two kinds of people. Those who have abs and the disgusting fat subhumans.

>>8349528
w-who are you?

>>8349556
Just your average fitbian

>>8349564
>she says as she turns away, her cape swiftly obscuring your view of her as she flies away into the dark and cloudy night

I just ran a half marathon. I expect to get laid as a reward.
>I prefer Asians and redheads

>>8347650
Right? The jacket I was wearing didn't have any pockets so I'm extra glad the dress had some.

>>8349633
Are fake redheads okay?

>>8349637
Of course! But do bring cute lingerie with you.

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>tfw no megane gf

>>8349646
Sure, I'll wear some of the lingerie I just bought a few days ago for you.

>tfw little sister has kill abs
I'm not even ashamed about all my incestuous thoughts anymore

>>8349672
Good girl

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>tfw soft spot for girls a few years older than you (1-5 years)
Someone do me a Freud, I want to know why is this.

>>8349519
>>8349528

It's how males lash out when their feelings are hurt.

>>8349714
you're just normal

>>8349723
Wow finally I'm normal about something.

>>8349519
Holy shit that's like a female neckbeard.
Why would anyone date a neckbeard?
I think I found the solution for /r9k/ issues, they just need to chop their dicks and wear plaid / bowties.

>>8349543
>lol i'm sooo conservative but sorry i cant fully express my opinions because i'm sooo high
Lmao pure trash. Do you live in a trailer park too?

>>8349714
Yes you totally have mommy issues for being attracted to girls 1 year older, you need therapy for sure.

>>8349767
no but I plan on buying an RV
>a nice one tho

>>8349771
Ehh, I was thinking more of something like older sister complex.

>>8349737
Unlike neckbeards, she's probably a good person.

>>8349801
>fat woman
>good person

>>8349801
>Unlike neckbeards,
???

>>8349801
>Legbeard internet defense force

Lose some weight, anon.
Fat doesn't equal to being a good person else unironically the neckbeards you mentioned would be the nicest people in the world, no?

>>8349737
>implying they don't already do that

I'll be hitting up a hipstery electro club tonight. As usual with such clubs in the area, extraordinary clothes are well-liked there.
I'm not sure I have anything that fits that bill though. What's a good outfit to wear to it, /clg/?

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>>8349939

>>8349939
Just go buck naked.

>>8349952
Gross.

>>8349952
I'm trying to get laid, Anon, not get beat up by the bouncers.

>>8349956
B-But I'll have to ride a train to get there.

>>8349939
How do you look like?

>>8349889
I'm just saying she looks like a good person in that photo.

I'm skinny actually, just because I don't join in on the hate because 4chan transparently resents that ugly people can exist and find girlfriends and be happier than they are doesn't make me fat.

>>8350007
Go back to tumblr

>>8349991
>tfw never know how to answer that question

What do you mean, my basic physical attributes? My sense of style? Something else?

>>8349633
>I prefer Asians and redheads
Same; all my crushes have been Asian or redheads.

>>8349952
I hate the short sleeve ugly colored plaid shirt. Only skinny or fit girls should wear flannel.

My style has switched from lipstick&skirts femme to skinny jeans, sports bra and a flannel with a braided hair. Am I still a femme?

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How many lesbian friends do you have in real life?

>>8349952
What's this look called? I want to know because I hate it.

>>8350098
An anon on previous threads posted her picture wearing what your style has switched too and the general consensus was that she was femme. Lots of feminine straight girls wear that too, so you're okay.

>>8350102
same
fat butch lesbian

>>8350098
Sounds more tomboyish.
What made you give up the lipstick and skirts?

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>>8350101
none at the moment
who needs friends

>>8350101
Zero.

>>8350107
i still dress to impress in the feminine way when I need to. It's just that my everyday outfits have turned out to be a lot more "sporty" because I'm lazy, lol.
>>8350109
I train a lot. I start my day with running and then I go to the gym after work.

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>>8350101

>>8350120
It's perfectly fine, I dress like that sorta sporty (skinny jeans or leggings, t shirts, sports bra, flannel) on a daily basis or when I'm out with friends, but I'll put on a dress and makeup if I want to dress to impress. You're far from being butch.

>>8350101
two: one through mutual friends and shared experiences being gay, and another I met here on /CLG/

>>8349952
Butches are gross.

>>8349466
Not southern but i'm that type.
>>8349677
Nice

>>8350144
You have a clg friend in real life or just online?

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>tfw you just learned that after anti-trans/bi hate failed to move people over, they're trying to use anti-butch hate to kill /clg/

>>8349801
Neckbeards make fine internet friends. They're not so bad desu.

>>8350101
Lesbian neet with zero friends reporting in.

Today's dress doesn't have pockets, but it's still the fanciest dress I own.
A friend has invited me to some club with outdoor area that has a special event going on this week. I've never been there but I hope it turns out to be a qt hot spot.

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Butch here
Will you femmes degrade me?
Tell me I'm disgusting and inferior for being butch.

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>>8350320

>>8350456
Men out REEEEEEEEE

>>8350218
Met her here; we share a surprising amount of similarities and exchanged Snapchat, so just online friends

>>8350311
/clg/ hates fatties, men, bi girls, tranners, and now butches

>>8350456
No

>>8350481
I can deal with all sorts of people but not fatties. Disgusting, just absolutely disgusting.

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>>8350481
>/clg/ hates fatties, men, bi girls, tranners, and now butches

But I don't want to hate butches ;__;

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>>8350320

NeetLesGen when?

>>8350582
Normie fitbian femme lesgen when?

>>8350595
Go on tumblr/reddit if you normie shit. This is 4chan, newfag.

>>8350169
They can be hot.

>>8350654
The overwhelming majority aren't

>>8350621
So you think, old frog

>>8350682
>old frog

>>8343056
I'M BACK
>>8342885 >>8334692 Here
so, update: We made a date for a week from now......but I didn't say "lets go on a date" though. were going to the movies and lunch.....and then we talked for a long time on Friday night, and she mentioned how all her friends are people she's been on dates with.....
so........idk am I still fucked or no?

I'm lost again!!!! now, Idk if we're just becoming better friends, I'd totally like that if we can't be romantic, but I guess I need to probe her more?

Asking her straight outright will fuck everything up, wont it?

>>8350735
I should have called you an old man but that would have been too good.

Where can I find a fitbian femme gf?

>>8350101
5 or so. What exactly constitutes friends though, just the ones you hang out with irl?

>>8350672
The majority of humans in general is ugly