>tfw no fit mma gf to physical abused me and choke me until i sleep
• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• /no sympathy/
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous: >>8281732
who here is unironically watching the UFC tonight?
mommy!
>>8282702
>who here is unironically watching the UFC tonight?
seems pretty agp to me (^:
>>8282702
Sass thread
>>8282702
/fit/ chicks are the best
>>8282702
"choke me mommy" doesn't have the same ring to it as "choke me daddy"
>>8282718
g r o s s
>>8282724
I wish I was fit! ;_;
Who's fighting? I haven't been keeping up with UFC lately but I do like it.
>>8282714
I never liked ufc because the vast majority of fights quickly turned into grapples and submission holds. I'd rather of watched wrestling even if it was all acting. Now I really have no interest in either although live wresting could be really fun if you had good seats.
>>8282724
I wouldn't say the best, but definitely occupying a top tier spot!
>2017
>trump unironically taking 2 scoops of icecream
IMPEACH
NOW
>>8282731
Then go to the gym!
When you wear a cute button up on a date and you realize half way through its a blouse
MMA is fucking retarded.
>>8282724
post girl with abs
I wanna be a cardio bunny
>>8282737
Oh I don't care for the sport, I just like them for their bodies.
>>8282744
CAN DO!
>>8282728
>>8282741
I don't understand
>>8282742
no more than any other combat sport, baseball, rugby or CTE ball (americab football)
>>8282744
What cosplays do you usually dress up in?
>>8282739
Heck yeah! I'mma get brawlic!
>>8282738
>two scoops
>not impeached
we need don lemon on this ASAP
>>8282742
Failed male detected. A real woman enjoys watching two men fight.
>>8282751
Yeah, it is. In those sports there isn't an intent to cause as much brain damage to your opponent as possible.
>>8282753
MOARRRRRRR!
>>8282756
Take me mommy
>>8282744
this is scary
where did her hips go
>>8282741
That's actually a great conversation starter!
Wouldn't it be cool if your date shows up with your exact same blouse?
>>8282738
Trump 2020
>>8282762
I see the Polish space program is going well
>>8282755
I want to cosplay but I haven't found a character I could pull off and I got no friends to con with
Did you do your daily Relaxin dose today?
You do want nice hips don't you? Not falling for the semen meme are we?
>>8282764
With abs like that, who needs hips
>>8282765
no, because one of you will have to go back and change
>>8282763
Leeewwdd!
>>8282758
lolwut, not that anon but i am very much a failed male type mtf and i love watching men or women fight
>>8282764
This happened to me as well.
>>8282767
I like you more with every post
>>8282764
she don't have, but seriously, women easily get "big" shoulders if they are athletic, and some women don't have small waits, = they are rectangular like many men.
>>8282773
I've been a good girl mommy can I please have my reward?
>>8282776
you transitioned at 40
why are you chiming in?
>>8282744
FINALLY!!!!
a ciswoman who's manlier than me :P
>>8282783
I'll bake you some cookies :D Chocolate chip!
>>8282772
Nah, that's only dresses. Blouses can be mixed up with pants, skiets, cardigans, jackets....
>>8282767
if thats you thats pretty cute
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vgr6iVq6gN
>>8282779
Thank u anon
Also the only acceptable selfie i have is with my maga hat. Still not going to post t tho
>>8282741
LOL
>skin tight pants
>plain blouse top
when mom's best friend showed up to check up on me when mom couldn't make it to one of her twice weekly checkups. I ended up coming out to her and finding out she suspected.
>>8282790
*breaks a plate*
>>8282769
Just go by yourself. You mind find a cute boyfriend there too.
>>8282789
U wish hon
>>8282794
No ur cute
Probably
>>8282799
Breaking plates is not nice >:( You will have to eat them from your hands now!
>>8282795
ye I see why you you're playing it cool
it doesn't matter tho to some degree, anything but leftism is racism
there is no difference honestly
>>8282800
No one ever talks to me so I'm lonely
>>8282744
I'd rather see dancer's bodies.
hello.
I am a cis male. Or I thought I was.
I just put on a dress and high heels and swished around and wanna be a Girl now
>>8282786
This girl trabsitioned at 40 as well.
>>8282804
But I want cummies *pouts*
>>8282726
true, men are disgusting.
>>8282812
now swish some dude's cum in your mouth and you're a tranny
>>8282815
ok hon :))
>when you look like this but sound like this
https://clyp.it/0s5k053l
>>8282817
I can't help you there xD Not only am I taken but I don't have the equipment for that
>>8282803
>Probably
i mean i look like shit right now but i can get on cam on skype for you if you want
>>8282807
You gotta go outside to talk to people.
Boys just don't come knocking on your door, asking if now's a good time to cuddle, you know
>>8282829
You suck at roleplaying :P
Also which equipment someone has doesn't matter at all.
>>8282750
The buttons are on the wrong side
>>8282828
passers get out
>>8282824
>>8282828
U have a funny voice
>>8282817
Those kill your waist to hip ratio.
>>8282832
have you seen dating apps
>>8282825
What! Where are her hips then?
>>8282840
>one response calls you a hon
>the other says you're 14
>chris matthews is the one who should investigate calling you a hon
you make a fool of yourself every thread
keep em coming
>>8282847
14 is way past puberty, late transitioners don't get hips
>>8282842
And how do -you- work your obliques?
>>8282839
what are you talking about do those even exist here
eugenie is nice!
>tfw you look like this but sound like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gS6abDHF4Z
>>8282848
stop replying to sass. do not give them attention and they will go away eventually
>>8282853
you two have matching lips
>>8282858
fug you're right :(
sorry
>>8282853
get shakira to post a body/face pic before you call her a hon
she disgraces what it means to not pass
>An ominous cubed being materialises upon the horizon of a large city, his gigantic shadow casts itself over entire city blocks.
>"CITIZENS OF /POL/, I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL STEPHEN COLBERT, TELEVISION GENIUS. I AM AN ADVANCED LIFEFORM WHO HAS EVOLVED PAST THE NEED FOR A PHYSICAL BODY WITH WHICH TO TRANSPORT MY ENORMOUS AND POWERFUL BRAIN. BOW DOWN TO ME AND RECOGNISE ME AS THE GREATEST LATE NIGHT HOST TO EVER LIVE. WORSHIP ME AND DENOUNCE MY MORTAL ADVERSARY, DONO DORPF, LEST YE BE VANQUISHED INSTANTANEOUSLY BY A MERE THOUGHT FROM MY IMMENSE CRANIUM--
>YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE. MAKE YOUR TIME."
>The audience of the Ed Sullivan Theater erupts into uproarious clapping, Colbert senses this immediately.
>"WHAT IS THIS? I HAVE NOT COMMANDED YOU TO CLAP! CEASE THIS CACOPHANY OF MADNESS!"
>The clapping grows in volume as some patrons of the audience get up from their seats to give a standing ovation.
>"NO, STOP! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!"
>The clapping reaches a fever pitch, the entire audience has joined in.
>"DAMN YOUUU, DONNIE DARKO!..."
>Stephen Colbert is sent back to his own dimension through a wormhole that closes like a puckered anus.
>>8282858
Sage advise.
>>8282848
Chris Hansen*
>>8282832
I dont want fugg I just want friends to hang out with
>>8282857
why does she look like she works in a coal mine
Gee bill how come your mom lets you have two scoops
>>8282857
I'd rather look like Shakira desu
>>8282870
i wish we had matching faces too!
>>8282857
You look cute though :S
>>8282879
GERNERLD GUMPF
>>8282868
>tfw you go downstairs to eat and your parents are watching cnn
>tfw its about trump eating 2 scoops of icecream
>"i mean they have him on camera doing it why hasnt he been impeached yet this is just rediculous"
>tfw i have to live with these people
>>8282875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iTCIzfgQ3C
>>8282877
>>8282870
You're sweet.
>>8282848
>Tfw Chris Matthews comes to your house to act a fool
i hate my elf
>>8282885
I've stopped viewing the news. It's all entertainment and fluff. The meat is long gone.
>>8282890
more like two buttholes in elanna's case
>>8282891
this is a lewd gif!
>>8282886
is that you, male siri
>>8282880
that would be extremely creepy
>>8282898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zINenJ3c7r
what does this mean
serious replies only
>>8282901
twincest is wincest
derp
https://clyp.it/fphnhznr
>>8282901
for u
>>8282894
When this happens in real life it's the worst feeling for the other person, the one being asked to give love.
This has never happened to me, tho
>>8282896
https://clyp.it/5iepsgxl
>>8282902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SritnwCvZq
it took me 10 tries to get this deep again
>>8282890
You should love all things elf
>>8282897
I can top that.
>>8282902
i was emphasising the monotone bit derp
>>8282883
>>8282885
>>8282895
>>8282902
I get this weird impression that your voice gets incredibly girly when you're getting fucked.
>>8282914
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SritnwCvZq
Oh wow that was deeep :O
>>8282916
>This one's tougher.
theoretically there is a database for these
but cheating is no fun, yes?
>>8282890
>>8282903
i have no idea what that bottom symbol even is
>>8282917
sipping from a chalice isn't lewd!
>>8282926
>>8282924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RvLGAUTyQA
>>8282925
Correct, but I'll be damned if I know what the bottom symbol ought to be. A car of some sort, maybe?
>>8282926
It me ;_;
>>8282933
>>8282914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11lEFDEsEqx
>>8282917
remove elf
>>8282918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A3elkIaO9d
>>8282922
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UJCpITHgvW
>>8282938
i don't get it
>>8282830
Nah I. Am at workq
>>8282903
You should trace it out in paint or something to make it more readable, what even is the bottom thing?
>>8282934
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RvLGAUTyQA
Owwi :( Don't damage your vocal chords!
>>8282943
i laughed at the end of that lol
>>8282934
How do we get rid of you?
>>8282940
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11lEFDEsEqx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ANK6IE07Fp
>>8282934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WxPBn11zKg
>>8282949
>>8282940
what is this attempt at a prank
literal tears
i'm taking asami away
>>8282954
why are you being lewd omg
>>8282935
>>8282927
>>8282945
sad
if I had thought it was better, I wouldn't have teased you like this I promise
:(
>>8282906
>>8282943
S-stop
>>8282957
How the heck does a bottle translate into mickey? Was it written in the image?
>>8282957
i thought the bottom bit was a car
o milk u car n
>Select all squares with vehicles
same
>>8282957
I don't get how a milk bottle became mickey but okay
>>8282957
i thought the top line was "oh, have you" (half of the bottle = "have")
i am not good at these games
>>8282955
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xZONq4w9MH
>>8282957
The writing on the bottle wasn't even legible, baka. I think you're supposed to remove the plastic insert in the cap. I figured out the thing at the end was an n but I was still stuck on what the thing before the n was supposed to be, I was thinking maybe a trunk or a chest or something.
>>8282894
They say every life is precious but nobody cares about mine
That feeling when you start to feel lonely and like you wish you could make signififant connections to other people but then remember again that you're a disgusting awful man and deserve to die alone and unloved and the loneliness suddenly feels vindicatively righteous and you're happy again because being miserable and alone and cold and wasting away is what you deserve and it's the only way aside from suicide to repent for being born a terrible person
>>8282971
girls don't do that!!!!!!
>>8282971
BLUE BOARD. But saved.
>>8282974
I care about you!
>tfw no bf to cuddle and be held by and keep me safe
>>8282970
do you have a rl asami actually, just curious
>>8282969
good help helper
>>8282980
AH. I was suspecting that it was a bottle of whatever brand it was, but I had no idea *which* brand, lol. No worries Anon, got another?
>>8282934
Seriously...Is there a spell, incantation or a magic sandwich of some sort?
>>8282975
emo princess pls. you should already know how much I <3 u
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dONVhTewob
>>8282977
Yeah they do, I just did it last weekend.
>>8282978
It's all within acceptable limits, right?
>>8282983
why not be cuddled by a andro gf instead ayy
>>8282983
ill just test to make sure
>>8282990
Maybe. I've posted images of similar lewdness before without getting b&.
https://clyp.it/3bor4cwd
I should sleep
Can I interest anyone in some Warm, Fresh, Paint?
>>8282988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VakKfOnRIA
>>8282984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kSI4POJP6h
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B366zdkWuQ
>>8282997
No thanks
I don't like trannies who are mentally unstable
>>8282985
all helpers are good helpers, but thanks
>>8282997
No solicitors, go away.
>>8282997
samsa and alex were such a cute couple. Such a shame what happened.
>>8283008
what happen
>>8282971
I am pure it is you that is the dirty one
>>8282997
>cam whores
no thanks
>>8282998
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VakKfOnRIA
Dark souls! :D
>>8283011
>pure
>>8283002
inb4 you break up with him and end up with his ex
jk that's quite awwwww though, how'd you meet
>>8283009
i dont like to gossip
>>8282995
Oh good that's reassuring
>>8283004
>I don't like trannies who are mentally unstable
It's too easy when you make set ups like this. Talk about low-hanging fruit.
>>8282987
one more after this
https://clyp.it/1lfuqbdg
>>8283020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p4rgZ3z9pS
>>8282997
they look like knock-off versions of joost
>>8283027
Dog on right / dog gon right, however its spelled
>>8283027
I've gotta go right?
>>8283016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lC2u4AreeM
>>8283023
>tfw girls have become so unattractive to you that even yuri clips do nothing
rip gayness ; ~ ;
>>8283027
ok sorry>>8283041
>>8283005
i agree
>>8283029
>https://clyp.it/1lfuqbdg
You sound cis :D
>>8283027
is it "ram right"?
>>8283044
THE FIRE RISES
fuck you korra i was trying to do boyvoice like you and now i can barely manage girlvoice right now :(
>>8283044
Fired up!
>>8283029
I think your voice is too high
>>8283011
if you're so pure, why is it all you can think about, eh?
>>8283043
Omg thats so tragic
tfw mom is home so no shitty goilvoice shenanigans :(
>>8282702
>watching UFC
>not watching MLS
>>8283052
>fire
gods be good, i thought it was a ram's head
>>8283034
huh okcupid actually has hope
i don't think i've ever gotten any non creepy messages gdi
did you mention you're trans on your profile btw
i feel uncomfortable existing
>>8283042
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lC2u4AreeM
50 FPS O_O Madness! No one can play game at such a low rate :S
>>8283051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xuxwdMjljN
>>8283043
tfw when the only girls attractive to you are basically reverse traps what has HRT done
>>8282979
Fake news mgrgrgr ill beat u up>>8282979
>>8283052
correct!
truly you are the queen of puzzle games
i envy your brain
>>8283057
i was SO gay that it turned me straight that or Mike Pence got to me when I was asleep :(
>>8283062
pic related
>>8283073
You should give in to your inner lewdness, it feels good.
i donate this twitch streamer money so he'll like me and let me flirt with him
>>8283061
>>8283052
>>8283049
>>8283038
fight over this one
is it orientated or not?
not even I know
double blind
>>8283076
Wow that must've been pretty gay.
>>8283081
No snow globe?
>>8283081
rotate about 120 degres CCW.
>>8283076
you spelt Ip Man wrong
inner rage intensifies
also bc you're korra i just imagined yip man to involve flying bison YIP YIP
>>8283079
Where did you find this map of my brain?
>>8283095
watermark top right corner. I think this is the standard issue model for tranny brains.
>>8283095
Mine just says temporarily closed for a few years.
>>8283095
In your expert opinion, is this lewd?
>>8283106
Dang. No frost out?
>>8283111
on a scale from 1-10 with 1 being pure virgin, thats about a 6
pic of me
>>8283098
I have no friends.
>>8283024
Samsa shits in her pants for fun
That's pretty unstable
tfw you're a 1 on the purity scale
>>8283117
REEEEE DYKES GET OUT THIS IS A PURE THREAD
>>8283076
>Dresden Files
Oh shit, I just started book 9. Loving that shit so far.
>>8283123
For purity!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
>>8283112
have you tried smoking weed and eating pussy? That usually works for me when I'm feeling straight.
Or looking at a guys disgusting hairy body. That also does it.
>>8283123
Never.
>>8283120
Fuck wrong picture kms
>>8283122
> tfw in the negatives
>>8283123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzEycFuQiL8
>>8283134
i haven't said anything lewd on discord!!!
>>8283124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CB3aWpBi4i
>>8283125
yush :3
>>8283128
both of those things full me with disgust tho :[
>>8283130
>>8283135
TRIGGERED
>>8283134
>i have seen you say things on discord that say otherwise ;)
Post them. Let us lay the real Nim bare for all to see.
>>8283111
Who do pictures of girls making out make my heart go all fluttery?
>>8283130
Is it still gay If Its a girl(male) and a male?
>>8283134
See? Am I not the only one that thinks this! :O
>>8283141
I'm actually scared.
Something is seriously wrong with my gt.
I haven't looked at it in a while but it was hurting pretty badly so I looked and what the hell:
* There's patches of purple
* A giant purple line down the centre
* The head is bright red and burns
What do I do
If I can't get rid of it without going off cypro and going off cypro makes me suicidal but I don't want to go to doctors since this isn't a case of
trans broken arm syndrome, this is most definitely due to the cypro.
But I can't stop taking it I need it.
help....
>>8283143
you have a heart murmur
>>8283143
'cos you wanna be one of them.
>>8283143
Maybe your hearts trying to tell you something important!
>>8283143
homo ~
>>8283145
100% str8 m8
>>8283149
delet this degeneracy immediately!!! (keep posting)
>>8283154
people don't kiss belong the neck >:(
>>8283150
GO TO A DOCTOR.
im back
>>8283159
>no i dont do that
It's okay, I spoke to Nim and she said you can go ahead.
>>8283157
Is this relevant to your interests?
>>8283150
Doctor asap my friend
>tfw lost almost all desire to date girls
Girls are great in like a platonic sense but idk
>>8283122
>tfw want to be maximum impure
>tfw stuck at pure
>>8283150
Wtf
See a doctor
>>8283154
>that pic
>two models pretending to be lesbians
tfw lonely & bitter & disgusting
>>8283118
would cuddle all the floof
>>8283168
....... no (yes)
>>8283172
iktf :(
>>8283158
>>8283165
But some of the best places are down there!!!
someone yell at me for being bad
>>8283141
I've got a really bad habit of rushing through series that I enjoy so I'll probably finish it in the next month or so. But I've got a pretty decent backlog of other books to tide me over til all the new releases.
>>8283172
Girls are for cuddling and talking to about stuff, but we transgender girls should remember that cis male boys always make the best romantic partners, and are the only ones who can satisfy our unconventional sexual needs.
>>8283180
but god said you can't!!!
>>8283101
ok here it is oriented as properly as it can be
either way you are a clever girl and you're a better tranny than me
>>8283175
make sex with a boy
>>8283150
Go to the ER :(
>>8283184
I don't remember telling myself I can't do anything.
>>8283183
inb4 you find out they actually have a smaller dick than you
i'm not sure if it's worse for the trans girl or the cis guy here
>>8283151
I actually do have a heart murmer, probably from all the drugs
>>8283154
That couldn't be it, I want a bf
>>8283153
;_;
>tfw done with hrt
>>8283192
r u the g(wo)man
>>8283197
same i'm finally a girl so i can stop
This song should be helpful to everyone here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNqaOwj7ko
>>8283196
Why not both?
>>8283198
Yeah, and you are too.
>>8283081
Judging by the box and the banned sign, the correct angle is with the sigh at the top.
Stop/No Ice/Cold/Snow ___
Whatever the box thing is will give it away.
>>8283200
I'll never be a girl so I stopped
>>8283199
>Don't freeze up?
idk how to give hints online...you're like 1/3rd the way there
>>8283203
that's deep
>>8283204
aspects of this are correct
>tfw want to change my location on my dating profile to my current town but nervous af someone I know will recognize me
This was easier when I didn't know anyone in my previous town
>>8283183
I just want to be pounded desu
>>8283162
>>8283169
>>8283172
And then what?
If I stop taking AAs I'll die but I'm self medding so I can't exactly just swap I can't afford it
Plus that's ignoring how I cannot stand infront of someone and have them look at me like that.
I actually can't.
If I can't even handle touching it myself how can I have someone else anywhere near me.
>>8283210
>Don't flake out?
damn I love you
qt fellow tranny good job, I wish I was as smart as you
>>8283210
I don't wanna be no transbian though
>>8283219
how much you wanna be alive m8? more than dysphoria or discomfort? that's not something that can't be ignored you need to get medical attention. just go see it could be unrelated to hrt
So I have this webm...
>>8283221
this is a dumb game anyway
snakes and ladders is better
>>8283238
t. hufflepuff
>>8282702
I've been talking to Maddie since yesterday and she's really nice. Thanks for adding me, Maddie! You're swell!
Never again will I take hrt.
Bunch of bullshit it is
>>8283221
Also, gib more riddles.
>>8283232
Being a transbian is f u n though.
>>8283238
>>8283239
Speaking of...
>>8283242
good for you fag
I want my master to collar me and pound me relentlessly
>>8283239
i'm ravenclaw actually
>>8283242
the angst is real
what happened to you, yo
>>8283232
Just be bi and poly, and have all the fun.
>>8283244
>slytherin students are typically cunning, ambitious and resourceful
>vincent crabbe
>gregory goyle
>>8283229
What's it going to be? It's definitely not an STI and even if it's nothing to do with the cypro they'll just tell me to stop taking cypro and be done with it.
I can't afford to take time off right now I'm too busy it's too important.
>>8283233
If I have to stop transitioning I'll kill myself. That's not an exaggeration I can't go back to how things were if I do then I'm dead.
>>8283256
Hrt never helped me
>>8283258
>>8283268
proof
>>8283263
... OK then do nothing and potentially die anyway. why even being it up if you weren't gonna do anything to begin with
>>8283258
poly is a meme
>>8283270
2 years and still flat chested
>>8283244
>tfw no luna lovegood bff
it hurts
tfw need physical company now. ;_;
>>8283244
Prove it
My Yuri's don't seem real to life
>>8283273
Clearly you've never been to Portland.
>>8283273
poly doesnt work out really unless all 3 people like eachother equally. Otherwise people get jealous and it falls through.
>>8283273
im too selfish for poly. i would never EVER want to share my bf and seeing him with another woman would send me into a jealous rage. I also don't wanna be a hoe and fuck more than one person at a time. I like to pour all my love and attention into one person I truly love
>>8283276
Luna was best girl.
>>8283278
You get a girl that you connect deeply to, can cuddle up with at night, who's soft and kind, it's comfy.
>>8283290
Too bad his time will be up soon
>>8283272
I don't know what to do I have no options...
>>8283274
I don't believe you
my breast buds came in at 2 months
how can you be flat
>>8283273
this I don't want to share him with anybody I'm selfish
>>8283286
>poly doesnt work out really
you could have just stopped there
>>8283298
Poor genetics
SAMURAI JACK FINALE WHO UP
>>8283298
7 months in and minibobs still :(
>>8283286
There's a lot of ways poly can work out.
Seriously where I'm from monogamous people are -rare-
you up?
>>8283290
I know a lot of poly people but they are all girls looking for partners
>>8283305
Who says I was joking?
>>8283306
seems like it
can't tell if i'm just dreaming right now though
>>8283306
not really
>>8283306
i just said that anne wtf
>>8283308
more power to them i guess. not a lifestyle i could ever do
>>8283309
then you're a jerk i worry for his health often
>>8283311
:( *comforts*
>>8283304
>Seriously where I'm from monogamous people are -ra
those relationships do not last for more than 7 years max though. Its very very very very rare to get the kind of people in a 3 way relationship that actually functions properly. Most relationships dont work with just 2 people, 3 is just begging for drama and jealousy.
>>8283305
I don't feel like I have any options but to lower cypro dosage and hope things get better
why can't anything go right for a change
>>8283306
Nah.
>>8283286
I was in a well balanced quad, and we were seriously looking at adding a couple we often went out with. We were all varying degrees of bisexual. I'm not sure what it is, but I don't seam to get jealous.
>>8283317
He needs to count up his sins and pay the toll.
>>8283324
im the exact opposite I would want to strangle any bitch I caught with my man
Being hetero would probably take the piss out of being poly though.
>>8283320
There's literally no reason at all whatsoever why they can't work out.
https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Dawn-Stray-Modern-Relationships/dp/1491512407
You should really read this book if you want a scientific perspective into it.
>tfw when your only 2 irl friends are both leaving for summer jobs hours away with no internet right when you we're starting to become a social person again.
>>8283301
but still
>>8283303
nimu I'm ready for Jack
I do have mini boobs but its okay, they're there
>>8283298
Even if did get breasts, my frame can't be fixed
>>8283320
most mono relationships don't last that long either desu
I need to get a shirt like this.
>>8283329
le scatting robot man is back!
>>8283320
>poly relationships rarely last more than 7 years
>mono relationships rarely last more than 7 years
>>8283337
what happens when there's no one next to you
you'll look like a NERD
>>8283286
>tfw kind of want poly
>no one else wants it
>>8283348
how's your relaxin research coming along syndie?
>>8283349
Obviously it's for when I play unicorn and date couples.
>>8283348
Like to write my suicide note or...?
>>8283330
how old are you? and how is your frame?
I'm 24 and mine can't be fixed either but it doesn't matter, I'm already an outlier in terms of male proportions. You might be fine too!
>>8283342
It seems like Aku is depressed
>>8283343
Poly is a meme! I'm sticking with my one master
do you think ice cubes like melting because it's their purpose in life or is it a horrific experience of death
>>8283357
any reason in particular?
>>8283358
no life, no feelings, no pain
>>8283354
20
33" under bust
5'10
43" shoulder circumference
Is all the cancer gone?
>>8283365
i wanna be 5'10 okay?
>>8283320
Being poly is just like being monogamous. You will make mistakes when you're young and still learning and people will get hurt. Some people never learn, but some people do. Seriously read that book I posted way back.
I find poly way more fulfilling than anything I could ever get in monogamy. I'd hate to have to live my life that way.
>>8283364
Unicorn
"Almost always used of a hypothetical woman who is willing to date both members of an existing couple, agree not to have any relationships other than the ones with the couple, agree not to be sexually involved with one member of the couple unless the other member of the couple is also there, and/or agree to move in with the couple. So named because people willing to agree to such arrangements are vanishingly rare, whereas couples looking for a woman who will agree to these terms are incredibly common."
>>8283327
I like that you ironically linked the audio book
>>8283376
Facebook silly! :D
>tfw too much of a jealous and emotionally insecure person to be poly
wew
>go on date
>she tells me about a hot guy from school two years ago
>she tells me about a hot client
WELP Im a failure of a man
>>8283376
that's too bad, it looks fairly promising but the lack of information on dosing scares me off..
>>8283384
no shit dumbass you're a girl
>>8283383
mono is betto
>>8283384
Dating a woman? You're such a degenerate. Can't wait to see you get gassed.
going to drink more alcohol i think
>>8283383
Same, but add in possessiveness and thinking polyamory is antisocial(in the context of anti-society, not anti-socializing).
>>8283383
I struggled with jealousy for the first year. It got weaker and weaker over time to the point where all I feel is compersion.
It's like anal. It's not easy at first, but it gets better and better and then it gets super fucking fun.
>>8283397
how is anti society behaviour in any way a bad thing
>>8283404
... if you have to ask this...
>>8283410
i don't like our current society or world why is it a bad thing for me to act against it
>>8283404
>how are things that are directly against the point of existing bad
Girl please.
>>8283409
yeah, when I say it I just mean dating both members of a couple. I would never only have sex with them or only have sex with both at the same time unless the couple itself was just a casual fling.
Oh thats really cool about the poly families.
When I was 18 my dad told me that my mom and him were swingers and they did lewd things with most of my moms friends.
>>8283409
ive seen someone on here self-messing and a girl who was participating in a study for relaxin
>>8283397
How is loving and living with multiple people anti-society?
>>8283409
Silly :P
>>8283420
It's not traditional. It's an offense to traditional family values.
You know, like our very existence.
>>8283413
i dont really feel like explaining why anti social behaviour is bad. its not about society, as humans we evolved to be social creatures to be able to survive as a tribe.
>>8283415
To clarify before I get memed at, I mean building *a* society in general is the point of existing, to give to a greater whole so that your efforts can live on after you've faded away.
>>8283420
It discourages settling down and starting families. I mean, it's *possible* to have kids and raise kids in such a scenario but it ain't exactly likely given the sort of people that'd do it. But these days even monogamous cishet couples aren't reproducing, so it's a moot point.
>>8283425
Eh, we can have families through adoption and whatnot. But you are right in that they'd not quite be 'traditional'.
>>8283413
Ignore the naysayers. Embrace counterculture.
>>8283437
Here watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iYpxRXlboQ
It might change your outlook on the future.
>>8283413
I'll have to agree
>>8283417
too much for me
I can't quite stand it when I get ignored
>>8283442
If you're getting ignored, they're doing it wrong.
LF GF
>>8283434
Ohana means family! ! !
>>8283441
transhumanism is dumb. the only way i would ever support any transhumanist shit is if suicide was completely legal and socially acceptable
>>8283437
>we just exist then we die
you'll die maybe
i plan to upload my consciousness and live on in the cyberworld eternally
we'll have the technology in 5 years i reckon
>>8283451
hot
>>8283449
Of course it'll be. How can you possibly think that transhumanism is dumb, it's some of the coolest stuff that's going to be developed this century, aside from virtual + augmented reality and domestic androids.
>>8283451
Prove it, post pic, let us decide.
i have pizza and ice cream but I'm not sharing
ohana means hair tuggs
>>8283461
wow you're worse than Hitler you slut.
>>8283461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GhmuHC7kwp
>>8283447
>tfw no one wants to date chandler bing
>>8283461
ruuude :(
>>8283417
I've been in a triangle with a married couple. The reason it ended was the death of the wife of the couple, but I still continued to go out with the husband. He encouraged me to also find other lovers. Hence how I ended up in the quad.
>>8283425
Traditions, such a weak argument.
>>8283434
Why, my quad all lived together. It was a near ideal relationship with so many of us being gone here and there for work, etc. It was very rare that only one of us was home. As for kids, we'd planned to have kids soon.
>>8283451
>Who wore a blouse to his date
>And girls jeans
>And slip ons
and you call yourself a boy.
well, maybe pretty boy. ;) lol
>>8283461
How rude!
>>8283449
we could start with step one... splicing in animal ears and tails!
>>8283451
heretic
>>8283461
joke's on you, so do I
>>8283469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UD99gIMEMY
>>8283460
>May as well make a point then, no? And of the ones to apathetic to make a choice society may as well choose for them.
whatever pleasure you get from living is the point. i don't need to create a society or a national project or something to continue living.
>Transhumanism is more or less our next step in our evolution. Why do you hate it?
i would just rather live in a face to face world instead of an increasingly digital one. im kind of a reactionary when it comes to a lot of new technology but i realise its often illogical and i guess probably coming mostly from having no friends and not finding digital socializing enough.
>>8283477
Right now I think you're the coolest person in the thread.
>>8283476
Very nice :D
>>8283481
ok yeah you're right i hate that flavor too.
>>8283481
I LOVE butter pecan!!!
hi grills! :)
i thought it was high time i made a timestamp
>>8283490
cutie
you up?
>>8283490
make another vocaroo i love your voice!
>>8283492
thanks X3
>>8283490
i didn't know you were almost a year!
>>8283493
not really
>>8283447
>relatively intelligent
Relative to what, I wonder...
>>8283490
It looks like you're in the hospital
>>8283490
are you in a hospital?
>>8283481
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UD99gIMEMY
Butter pecan is pretty tastey :D
>>8283490
wow a cute
>>8283493
it's 5am, of course i'm up
>>8283504
i thought you were like 4 months
i don't know why i thought that tho lol
>>8283490
Don't do it Alines! It's a trap!
>tfw no gf to spoil and protect
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1viqs8r8lST
tfw you've mastered talking with estrofem snug as a bug under your tongue
>>8283500
Continued. Your thoughts mirror mine with quite some accuracy.
>>8283465
prove it!!
>>8283507
thank you so much! X3
you're all so nice
>>8283500
>>8283515
herf derf, forgot the pic. "Relative" indeed.
>>8283506
Did you ever get gangbanged by the whole (s)quad?
>>8283512
????
>>8283519
tfw hes talking to me and i havent been paying attention to this thread
Thinking about dying my hair a soft blue
>>8283526
Vouch for my character senpai
>>8283525
mislink?
>>8283525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DpEpX9R96n
>>8283536
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DpEpX9R96n
Must be really hard not having a waifu pillow to cudd :P I can always buy you one if you want me to!
>>8283537
make me!
>>8283540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O9qbqdNHSt
>>8283543
I most certainly will!
>>8283537
the timestamp was taken from my 3ds.
all the fbi can find from that is my timezone.
besides, i've already stated multiple times that i live in reno, which is more specific than the L.A. timezone :P
Why am I posting here
>>8283461
reeeeeee
>>8283551
because we're BEST friends
>>8283518
what did you expect from the best thread on this mongolian throat singing forum
>>8283519
a little cringy
>>8283554
>>8283545
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O9qbqdNHSt
There are a lot of lezzis here and very few st8ies :(!
>>8283556
are girls allowed to hold hands like that
>>8283548
im waiting!
>>8283561
There's lots of things girls are allowed to do together!
>>8283555
i just didn't thin everyone would think i was so cute.
sure i felt really cute taking the selfie, but i wasn't expecting such a positive reaction.
also --
awwww~ <3
those are so cute! :3
felix argyle plushies that cute definitely deserve the trips they got.
>>8283522
yes. Most often we'd all gang up on one and give that person all of our attention. Somebody might be fucking them, but vibrators work better. Getting that person into a continuous orgasm was the goal. After being ganged up on like that, I'd had times when it was over an hour before I could walk again. It's kinda fun watching a guy have his first pelvic orgasm.
>>8283562
Hugg
>>8283560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OaDdUEA98x
>>8283566
Maybe. Pls don't doxx!
>>8283574
you just said here yesterday you were from there
>>8283563
You just did it! >:( See! You didn't even know you did it!
>>8283577
Nevertheless, please don't doxx!
>>8283561
It's even encouraged.
>>8283582
ive never even spoken to you
>>8283582
ima start posting your pics muhahahahah
jk that would be mean. iv got a folder though, every pic you sent me ;)
>>8283573
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OaDdUEA98x
You know what you can do? >D Please some ds1 with Haribu and I!
btw im a chaser
TITTY PRETTY! YAY! PRETTY PRETTY TITTY
! TEE HEE XD TITTY! TIDDIES! YAY! TIDDIES MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY T
ITTIES TIDDIES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXXXXXDDDDDDD
UH OH< I THINK THAT'S A TIDDY :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^))^)^)^^:^::^:^:^:^:^:^)^)^))^)^)^):^)^)^::)^)^)))^):^:^:^:)^)^)^)^)^)^:
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TITTIES!
>>8283557
would you rather me lie?
>>8283570
I suppose nobody here does with the rampant self-loathing and anxiety around here. you're fortunate that you're already so cute though. Cute in the face is what I'm missing most of all, so I would be grateful I had that.
>>8283587
Oh. We should speak! add me on facebook its [email protected]
>>8283589
Well i'm glad you appreciated them at least but PLS DONT DOX :^)
>>8283593
same. I'm just a guy that wants a gf
>>8283594
And she was such a nice girl. :( Before she went bad cracra!
here is clyp
https://clyp.it/etbblc3c
>>8283594
Who broke u
>>8283601
You sound like my best friend's ex girlfriend.
>>8283490
Hi!
>>8283608
hi :3
>>8283530
i think that would look pretty cute
>>8283601
you should prefix all your clips with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO3j9lUYFfo
>>8283611
hi maeve!
qt
>>8283617
hugg alines
>>8283620
I'm not a chaser.
>>8283620
nope, I like cute boys
>>8283620
I am not a chaser ;_;