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•Male vs Female measurement data:https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
•Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
•Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
•Reducing Musclehttp://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
•Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
•Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
•Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
•Voice Help:http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
•IRC:https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous Thread: >>8184515
num thred
I really wish someone were sticking their penis in me right now..
who is num because i have to kill them now
>>8186123
Are you gonna go work at a university?
(pls be the one I'm going to)
Who else /watching NFL Draft/ here
>>8186196
Same tbqh
>>8186196
*sticks penis inside u*
>>8186144
>i bet you want me to record something else
they probably want you to record something involving a camera instead of a microphone
>>8186197
i'm breddy num
just from maladaptive coping strategies tho
tfw nipples stick really far out and look weird
>>8186208
ok
*kills u*
>>8186142
it varies by country and region from what I know of places that do that real life experience thing it just means you tell your psych yes I have been living as a woman and they mark it off
>>8186181
I'm rank 700 (>2k rating) after the rank fix with a 30% top-10 rate
I think I dropped some recently though
I have a friend I always duo with, so we should get a full squad going sometime!
>tfw no parking anywhere near this job interview, so i'm probably going to have to use public transport to get there
other people exist to annoy me, that is their purpose
>>8186213
how many months on hrt?
>>8186201
I'm really close
I think I'm going to be doing a masters in chemistry apparently my application is quite strong and I have a very good chance of getting in
What uni?
i'm a sinking ship lol
you should steer clear unless you want to be sucked into the vortex
>>8186138
thats classified just please let me in nim im desperate please
>>8186221
I'm most likely headed off to WSU unless I get into a nicer uni on the other side of the mountains.
I'm still undecided on what I wanna do though :/
>>8186225
go to a walmart or something okay
>>8186231
Sciences or arts?
>>8186225
Pretend to be a boy, then Nim might let you in.
If you know what I mean.
For people who went to a doctor to get hrt in the us: how did the process go?
I'm a boy
Let me in nim
>>8186236
Sciences definitely.
I wanna become the first qt trans in space to research a relevant field
>>8186222
*I'm a stinking ship
*something something fartex
fix'd :p
>>8186254
yeah we have teriyaki cakes and teriyaki tea i bet you're jealous
>>8186244
i did it back in 2010 or 2011ish and my endo had basically no idea what trans people were or how to treat them but she was really enthusiastic about learning. It took maybe 6 months to get all the letters required to officially start hrt but she would still do blood tests every other month to monitor my levels while i was DIY. i think things are a bit different now though, and of course it depends on who you have treating you.
>>8186220
like 5.5 months
I don't think they'll ever look normal desu
https://unsee
.cc/posaziru/
>>8186261
I would give them the succ
>>8186261
you look like you have a smol ribcage
>>8186258
a lil :(
>>8186246
>no thats gross
Fine, no Nim for you then.
>>8186254
https://clyp.it/bndvddgk
>>8186250
Spaaaaaaace
>>8186261
tfw im more time on hrt than you and barely have any bewbs
>>8186269
its okay i don't need nim anymore i have num
Ive been constantly puking and dry heaving for like 8 hours now, please some one come and kill me.
num is dead i killed her
>>8186250
>I wanna become the first qt trans in space
you have a noble heart, kei
morality beats to the same rhythm as it
>>8186218
Tanya is good but I'd probably drag you down ;~;
>>8186279
wtf
>>8186282
I'm only rank 8000, not that good desu
>>8186279
rip
>>8186289
That's just cause I'm dragging you down .~.
tfw you wanna go to your room to listen to lani's voice clip but you're half-asleep all snugg with your dog on the couch
>>8186280
>>8186270
I'm thinking about studying something in between astrophysics and environmental science.
ES isn't looking too good on Earth rn, so I might try and make the Mars flight window right after I graduate with a planetary sciences degree or something neat. Space travel apparently isn't very popular among people with degrees, so I might have a decent shot at it
Honestly though space is just kind of a meme dream that'd be a nice bonus. I just wanna go innawoods for research desu
>>8186289
>>8186282
I play for fun, not for wins
Plus, squad rank is separate from solo if it makes you feel any better
>>8186296
It's just a boy doing boy things and sounding like a fag while doing it
>>8186296
wtf nutmeg is a dog??
I think he's maybe trans nim, don't mis-species him
>>8186296
I think you can probably guess what it is (spoiler: it's another "bro, i'm a dude, beer n and shit" voice clip)
Just remember that the person pretending to be a boy on the internet might not actually be a boy.
>>8186298
it's because ive lost a lot of weight while on hrt :/
going to nutritionist tomorrow, that'll help
>>8186303
What uni are you going toooooo
I have to know
im gay
>>8186308
rip taryaki and pizza diet
>>8186303
what kind of boy things will you do in my house if i let you in
>>8186305
no nutmeg is my kitter
rascal is my doggo
>>8186307
do people lie on the internet usually
>>8186308
>help me ms nutritionist, i've been losing weight
>have u been eating less
>ye
>ok, eat more
>thanks doc
>that'll be $600 please (plus tip)
>>8186320
t-that doesn't look like a dog either...
why are his ears so big and round and stick straight out??
>>8186322
no wtf she'll give me a proper diet
>>8186322
>plus tip
well memed tbqh
>>8186324
he's a femdog
>>8186328
have you ever eaten a broccoli?
>>8186315
Me too
>>8186336
hot
>>8186338
which of the following have you eaten
banana apple pear corn culiflower spinach tuna grapes tomato carrot pepper pickle cucumber
>>8186314
It's not WSU
Idk it's a very small Canadian institution which means I have to be sparse on the details
>>8186320
Idk I think I'd be a good dom
>>8186349
My dreams have been crushed
ok, i'm done driving uber for the day.
:3
>>8186348
>banana apple pear corn culiflower spinach tuna grapes tomato carrot pepper pickle cucumber
I'm very disappointed there wasn't a lewd word hidden in this list
>>8186348
>banana
ye
>apple
ye
>pear
ye
>corn
ye
>cauliflower
no
>spinach
no
>tuna
no
>grapes
ye
>tomato
ye
>carrot
ye
>pepper
ye
>pickle
no
>cucumber
no
>>8186349
oh cool
who are you gonna dom in my house
>>8186354
Sorry ;~;
I'm a Canadian and I want to go to a subsidized institution that will pay me fairly
>>8186360
ur mom
>>8186355
How is being an uber driver? I've heard from some that you can kiss your backseat interior goodbye with the abuse it can get
>>8186358
>>cauliflower
>no
>>spinach
>no
>>tuna
>no
Is this normal for Americans?
>>8186363
wtf my mom pledged herself to the church
>>8186370
no its not
>planning to get SRS
>supporn booked through 2018 and not accepting 2019 patients yet
niggers
>>8186355
Are you a 5 star driver who offers charging ports and candy bars?
>tfw imagining elanna dom nims homophobic mom
bp is D R I P P I N G wet rn tbqh
>>8186375
>no its not
Oh okay, it's just Nim being weird AGAIN
>>8186383
>AGAIN
im not weird :(
>>8186365
well it's my first day. so i guess i have to see what'll happen to the car yet.
i bought this car to transport hot sauce raw materials, so I dunno.
>>8186379
>what do they taste like
You know when you get on your knees and put a cock in your mouth, and it kinda gets forced to the back of your throat? It's like that, but more vinegary.
>>8186391
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i want to eat pickles all of a sudden
>>8186391
this is a good description
I really really like pickles
I wish a guy or girl would force their pickle into me
>>8186396
>straight
Emi. Do I need to post the image?
>>8186396
how do you know you don't like penis in your mouth if you've never tried it?
would you try it if your nutritionist recommended it?
>Remember when I was 14 and wanted to come out to parents about being trans but kept blowing off my self imposed deadlines because I was scared and 'I still have plenty of time'
>Didn't transition till 25
>3 years later and I look like shit
I ruined my own life
>tfw realize as i'm out getting snacks that i haven't "gone out" to bars or parties or done anything fun or cool in weeks
i realized tonight while getting complimented on my makeup and stuff that i spent like 45 mins making my face look pretty for like
literally no reason and that a big part of my social life was going out with a bunch of hot guys and being a stacy lmao
what do i do about this????????????
>>8186410
stop wearing makeup and shave your head maybe
>>8186400
>tfw banana doesn't want or like your pickley
>>8186410
come over and stare at my wall with me okay
>>8186408
you still took control of it even if it took you time
it was understandable to be scared
>>8186412
you can dunk on me whenever bb ;^D
>>8186408
>wanted to transition since 14 as well but i was "ok half the time" and i "still have time".
>i'm 19 now
how do i stop myself from repressing before its too late
>used to explode inside when a guy thought I was cute or pretty
>became so hot that I don't feel anything anymore when guys compliment me
is this what it means to be female
should I start a twitch channel now and scam betas for donations
>>8186410
dump your bf and go get dicked by as many chads as you can
>>8186429
bragger
>>8186404
>would you try it if your nutritionist recommended it?
i'm a qualified nutrientalist (food doctor) and i recommend nim tries it as soon as conveniently possible
i mean hey, if nothing else, at least it'll add one more thing to her diet
>>8186422
ok come over goob
>almost over cold
>dysphoria comes back
h-heh
this is fine
>>8186429
>>used to explode inside when a guy thought I was cute or pretty
It ok agp wears off eventually ur cis now
>>8186416
LMAO I ACTUALLY HAVE A FRIEND WHO DID THIS RECENTLY AND I'VE BEEN IN SHOCK ALL DAY
>>8186418
nim no
>>8186430
i know this is a sarcastic post but a big part of me is actually thinking of doing this lol
not because i don't care about the guy i'm dating or w/e but because i'm like wasting my youth being in a monogamous relationship
even when i was single going out all the time i wasn't having sex with 80% of the guys i was with, but is it dumb to choose to be single just for the perks of stuff to do??
>>8186412
Good girl.
>>8186426
I knew for absolute sure I wanted to transition at 20
did nothing for 3 years
now I have to get laser done
idk only do it if you're sure of course but it's probably a good idea to start exploring the idea with a therapist sooner rather than later
>>8186443
>i'm like wasting my youth being in a monogamous relationship
I was memeing you but jesus fucking christ reading this makes me sick to my stomach.
I'm so glad I'm not a loose slut.
>>8186443
wtf do you think you're too good to hang out with me
>>8186443
Hey remember when you were on basilmarket?
>>8186429
post pics honey
tfw 20 was too late
>>8186429
>should I start a twitch channel now and scam betas for donations
I don't see why you shouldn't. If people are dumb enough to give you money because you're hot and play video games and give them a tiny bit of attention, then do it.
Plus, people have never been so into traps/trannies - you're the right product in the right market at the right time.
>>8186443
Do what I did for a while
Become an escort
It pays really well
>>8186453
you don't know that yet faglord
stop being so hard on yourself
>>8186448
like i said i don't want to get dicked down nonstop and it's not about sex or being loose or whatever
it's just that literally my social life was entirely made up of going out on fancy dates and going dancing and doing all sorts of fun stuff with guys
and now i'm dating a guy in a comfy relationship where we barely ever do anything fun lmao
>>8186449
i already stare at the wall on my own nim ok !!!!
>>8186451
yis
>>8186460
i'm already a camgirl and make good monies tho
>>8186456
I try not to say this too often, but every single guy who donated literally thousands of dollars should kill themselves ASAP
>>8186467
did anyone else here ask you about basil while you were on this site?
play maplestory with me gurl
>>8186410
Find a hobby and break free of Stacydom. I've been having a lot of fun making sure I'm the best looking girl when I go out to meetings and hanging out with groups I've built up from my hobbies.
>>8186456
>tfw you pass well enough and like being a girl irl but wish you could stream as a trap and roll in the clammy disposable income of neets
Ah life, why do you have to change? Specifically in a shitty direction.
tfw on cypro
tfw when I get drunk a few nights in a row I get abdominal pain
tfw keep ignoring this for reasons unkown
>>8186468
I don't really care how people spend their money and I don't think you should either.
You just have to take advantage of it and become one of the girls they donate money to.
>>8186468
They probably have a fetish for it desu
>>8186480
do you want die
>>8186481
I mean you are correct, and back in the day I spent retarded amounts of money on weed
but STILL
>>8186477
What happened?
>>8186488
Don't we all?
>tfw your dad catches you naked for the first time since starting HRT a year ago and just looks distraught and whispers "what the fuck have you done to your body?"
bad feels
>>8186494
ill tell her you're my other mom as cover okay
>>8186488
not enough to kill myself but I do often consider how much easier it would be than living
>>8186499
ok sounds good she'll totally buy that
>>8186453
iktf
but I still wish I had started back then
>>8186498
to be fair, you were probably was high on ketamine and masturbating with the door open at the time
>>8186498
kek
>>8186506
rip :(
>>8186498
isn't your body fucked up anyway thanks to his genetics
>>8186506
>fem face
>breasts larger than what flab accounts for
>>8186507
kek no
this was last autumn
I'm 19 months HRT atm
>>8186299
Either way I don't play solos much, I won a game of solo like yesterday and just won a duo with Cindy today ^~^
>>8186506
are those your two brothers on the right?
you're cuter than them desu
>>8186515
I mean
if by "fucked up" you mean "hon", yeah
but it's more the discrepancy between reeeeelatively feminine looking body with nice hips, ass, waist and tits, and giant thick bony man head/jaw
>>8186513
hey nim you know how you maybe guessed I was the voice anon
did I post a picture of me at all or no
Is it a transgirl thing to just not care about love and want to sleep around?
>>8186494
I'm just a weirdo and like weird things. I dress up in weird gothy/ouji fashion and hang out with other people who do it and do a lot of wilderness and shooting stuff. It's all stuff I really like and I'm good at it, plus I look great and meet people/get out. If it wasn't for all that shit I have no doubt I'd just sit in my room and occasionally go to work, and I'd probably still do my best to look good for nobody like you're talking about. I am single though so maybe that helps it, I was more anti-social when I was engaged
>>8186537
depression thing maybe
so indirectly a transgirl thing?
>>8186517
yeah but man hips, shoulders and hands
>>8186524
also on the left
>>8186537
ALL I WANT IS LOVE
>>8186536
uh are you that 5'9 girl
>>8186542
all I want is femboys to lewd
>>8186539
It's just gross, I feel like I am the only one here who wants one and only one bf and to love and be loved by him.
>>8186537
I want love desperately but sleep around because it's simpler and it's a lot easier to justify wanting to kill myself if I'm not in a relationship.
>>8186552
idk i think there are a lot of people here who would like that
>>8186552
I want one very badly but its hard to find a partner. I can get sex easily even though I typically don't care to, you can't just find a bf/gf tho.
>>8186548
idk I don't want to talk about this anymore never mind
>>8186552
You aren't alone.
ded thred
>>8186552
same, but I look like this
I accidentally bangs
https://unsee dot cc/menobira/
>>8186590
I don't play video games much anon and I refuse to be with somebody who isn't capable of keeping up with me on a hike because boys that aren't at least as fit as I am aren't really worth much
>>8186600
I've been coming to this stupid thread for years and nothing about you has changed aside from slightly longer hair. You really need to lose weight one day
>posted on /soc/
>got a 7 and an 8
GIRLS
who >bazingas here??
>>8186604
needs more bangs
>>8186609
>nothing about you has changed aside from slightly longer hair
I know, thats why I am so depressed
I need to lose weight, thats the only thing in my control but its hard when I binge eat when I'm depressed and I am depressed all the time... I need to get the weight off even if it wont help the fact I will never pass
>>8186453
I'm 25, where do I post my face so I get my hopes crushed and I can go back to a normal life.
>>8186637
right here
or passgen
>>8186609
>I don't play video games much anon and I refuse to be with somebody who isn't capable of keeping up with me on a hike because boys that aren't at least as fit as I am aren't really worth much
This is very unfair if you're a professional hiker with years of experience and used to trekking for miles and miles.
I think hot sauce might be my favorite food
>>8186637
>I'm 25, where do I post my face so I get my hopes crushed and I can go back to a normal life.
/pol/
>>8186652
that's a condiment not food
>>8186654
is it still a condiment if you eat it plain though
Anyone else wish someone would just beat them to death and get it over with already
>>8186660
I want to be romantically murdered desu
>>8186649
They don't have to be amazing and do long distance hiking or bouldering/free climbing stuff. But most guys can't even do a full day's hike, like 6/7 hours worth, which is easily doable with even a basic level of fitness. If they don't lift and do plenty of cardio they're not interesting to me at all because most of the things I do involve a lot physical exertion over long periods of time and looking good while I do it.
>>8186429
Just wait until it becomes annoying...
>>8186660
that'd be nice
>>8186609
I go backpacking and I love outdoor rec stuff
I'm a super fast walker who get's yelled at by my friends
Please be my friend
hello?
>>8186665
iktf senpai
>>8186676
gets* I can't spell, sorry
>>8186677
hai
>>8186665
Same tbqh
I feel weird for liking abuse
>>8186677
Hi
>>8186668
>But most guys can't even do a full day's hike, like 6/7 hours worth, which is easily doable with even a basic level of fitness.
Are you sure? If you cut out the middle of that sentence, you're basically saying that most guys don't have a basic level of fitness, which seems a little hyperbolic to me.
Either hiking is harder than you think (I dunno, I've never been) and your expectations are higher than you think they are, or you live in an area with a lot of fatties
I'm seriously going to go to jail tonight.
I'm going to glass my stepdad
>>8186696
maybe prison is how we save angie
>>8186676
>>8186682
Those are pretty mountains. I get yelled at for walking really slowly when I'm in town but I go fast outdoors. I'll be anybody's friend, but you're probably really far away so I doubt we can run around the woods together. What kind of pack do you take/stuff do you pack? I have a pretty simple one right now but I'm looking into a good fjallraven one to tote all my water and larabars with.
>>8186692
A basic level of fitness is beyond what most people do. A lot of people don't even go to the gym at all, and if they do they tend to limit themselves greatly. A basic level of fitness to me is probably beyond what normal people would consider basic but they don't even lift so who cares
>>8186696
would you rather go to male or female prison
I feel so alone ;_;
>>8186717
me too
>>8186717
Me too, my gf won't ever want me back
>>8186720
they don't have dicks in female prison though
>>8186721
I need romance in my life
>>8186728
That's fine
I don't want to get raped by some prison mate named bubba
>>8186731
me too
I'll never have any though
>>8186723
I haven't had a gf in like 4 years
>>8186677
Hey Good Lookin
>>8186732
that's why you choose a big strong guy to have sex with so he'll protect you from others raping
I've put thought into this
>>8186713
I live in WA, the innawoods state.
I have quite the collection of packs. When I go backpacking/camping my gear tends to be on the lighter side but I'm not an ultralight.
Some folks will end up with 60-80lbs but I'm apparently super good at packing so I end up at around 40lbs with water/food
old screensaver: spinning 3d monolith with my wife on it
new screensaver: marquee that says "Truck Month" regardless of what month it is
>>8186645
>right here
Ok. Turning 26 in a couple of months, 5'6, 143 pounds, needless to say, pre-anything, also already balding, ugly nose, gigantic jaw. I just grew my hair on a whim and I look even uglier.
What are my chances, or should I just kms now?
>>8186737
I wish I could give you some anon-kun
>>8186747
I do have one though.
He's my bf
Apparently this is a prom skirt but I really like it and want it despite having no proms to go to
>>8186773
I feel like you could wear that and no one would think it's a prom skirt.
>>8186761
>getting marriaged
Why
>>8186773
That whole outfit is really cute!
You should wear clothes like that, you would look really attractive.
>>8186749
I live in Maine, which is basically the same thing on a different coast.
I don't camp very much at all, I usually don't have the time to. I end up doing more rock climbing/bouldering and just fitting in a ton of elevation gain. The most I ever carry is like 40/50 but I do know people who go way way beyond what I'd consider sane. I've always wanted to just go with a backpack and a cast iron pot and gather or hunt food for a weekend.
>>8186761
>Relationship with my wife: OVER
>The truck is my new best wife.
>>8186773
Some prom things can work okay as just a nice outfit.
I got gendered female like four times today. Being a girl feels so fucking good uwu
>>8186770
You're ugly, but feminine
Live your life fampai
>>8184855
So this afternoon I spent like half an hour writing out all the ways I relate to Star Butterfly in the other general and I wanted some kind of reaction
>>8186713
>A basic level of fitness is beyond what most people do. A lot of people don't even go to the gym at all, and if they do they tend to limit themselves greatly. A basic level of fitness to me is probably beyond what normal people would consider basic but they don't even lift so who cares
Still, I'm sure you could easily find a /fit/ bf if you tried, especially if you're part of clubs for that sort of thing.
Or you could find a cute bf and train him to be /fit/.
Fixed 2 UPSes. Now I just need to get replacement batteries for them.
>>8186795
>ugly, but feminine
So is there a chance that pills might, might fix that first part or am I fucked forever?
>>8186782
>>8186789
>>8186807
Yeah I love it, outfit's a little expensive but I might get it..
I'd just need to put effort into my appearance if I wanna wear it!
>>8186791
I wouldn't know, since I never went :<
>>8186797
I, too, struggle with autism
>>8186803
>first episode of how to train your boyfriend staring anon.
>Watch the season premiere on fox.
>>8186810
Most prom dresses are really obviously prom dresses, but there are some dresses and occasionally some weird girl who doesn't wear a dress's outfit that are wearable outside of prom. And you really didn't miss anything
>>8186808
isn't the goal getting fucked? On a serious note, make up will fix most of your problems.
Shut the fuck up, Revy.
>>8186772
oh I thought you were single for some reason
if STDs and aids weren't a thing I think I might legit get sent to prison intentionally
I'm v thirsty but I just look like a fag so
>>8186803
People only get fit if they actually want to be. I'll find my fit bf eventually, it'll just take time.
>>8186791
>gather or hunt food
w h e w good luck with that. It's pretty difficult.
Also cast iron is pretty heavy.
>>8186808
Pills will definitely make you girly, but doesn't always make you more attractive.
Like I think Grace is more attractive now than she did a year ago. Not all of it is attributed to hrt though
Pills will only make you uglier if you don't take care of the rest of your body to keep up with hrt, and even if you don't, you'll probably just look the same as you did before.
You've got a better chance than most people I'd say, but I'm not too experienced in this kinda stuff so take what I say with a grain of estradiol
>>8186825
preti gud
>>8186808
Some people are just not beautiful
You're not that bad looking I just wouldn't call you stunning
I'm not that great looking either but I've been trying the hormone thing for over a year and a half anyway
Go for it and good luck
>>8186817
I see, I see. Well, it's a cute outfit, just definitely out of my comfort zone since I stick to a lot of tomboyish plain stuff.
>>8186770
ya look pretty feminine to me
less so from the side but if you're 5'6" things really could be a lot worse
>>8186807
ty
>>8186825
>tfw pipe is slang for penis in your country
>>8186814
i would watch and perhaps star in that show
>>8186793
tfw convinced people are just making fun of you or borderline blind when they gender you female
Go fuck yourself with a tuba, gumball
>>8186853
Tfw no 3d penis
"What?!" Σ(‘◉⌓◉’) "WHAT THE FUCKKK!?!?!" (╬益)
>>8186841
I know. Its just something I want eventually. And even though cast iron is heavy as piss it works really great over an open fire and its a nice mood setter really.
>>8186861
Like... how though?
I mean, I used to play tuba and you could probably do something kinky with the mouthpiece and maybe the tuning slides but I'm not sure that counts as a whole tuba.
Uou heard me bitch
>>8186797
???
>>8186858
>tfw someone called me ma'am once and I wondered if they were blind or mentally unwell
>>8186810
how much?
I technically didn't.
>>8186863
*gives u 3d penis
>>8186869
>great over an open fire
>mood setter
Can't argue with you there
I carry a cast-iron skillet with me sometimes
>>8186858
yeah I thought I looked super masc today too but idk it keeps happening ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>8186886
how's your voice?
>>8186854
>First episode is all about trust.
>second episode is about discipline
>third episode is about how to ride the boyfriend.
>fourth episode is about how to increase boyfriends poor endurance.
>fifth episode is taking your boyfriend to meet other boyfriends to see what he needs to become.
Something like that. It'd be great.
My hair looks like this now
Should I dye it blonde, would that make Me look like more of a man?
Oh so you actually can read
tfw supple conetits
>>8186894
u tell me m8
https://clyp.it/p5ano2p1
>>8186897
>that double-standard of a movie
>>8186902
>bending readily without breaking or becoming deformed; pliant; flexible:
seems like a weird way to describe tits desu
>>8186877
I'm not sure what to make of your post but I want to know more
>>8186895
ride the boyfriend needs to be last episode since that's the climax
>>8186904
That's pretty good.
With a voice like that, it doesn't even matter how masc u look lol
kill me now
>>8186820
Well, not in that sense, but that gives me hope, thank you.
>>8186841
I should start working out on par with it, but I'm afraid that losing more bodyfat will make my jawline even more square.
>>8186842
You have a point there, better be girly and average/bad looking than keep living as a man and eventually offing myself, thanks.
>>8186846
Yeah, I guess it could be worse.
>>8186911
Do YOU want broken or deformed tits?
so i have a really small or at lest i think its small, small enough that i don't really have to tuck any thing it just kinda eats it self...any way is this a problem if i ever get to the point of turning it into a new vag?
>>8186916
thank you, I worked hard on it
you could get a voice like that if you worked hard too probably
>>8186902
how long does it take for them to look normal :(
I am actually just adept at guessing what you're saying.
Why are you here again?
>>8186920
...no!
>>8186902
theyre still kinda cute dont worry!
>>8186897
yes
blonde hair is manly, like link
>>8186927
Good genes
>>8186808
if you're not on HRT yet, then you are going to be fine
>>8186913
I just didn't know how to react to your post
Also I've got a bunch of Star Vs reaction images on here so I just needed an excuse to post one
>>8186902
>tfw no one to succ on conetits
>>8186914
If riding the boyfriend is your end goal the boyfriend will take advantage of you. You must show the boyfriend who is boss by showing him that he's easily replaced. Hence the last episode is him getting cucked. Plus most boyfriends suck at being ridden so you have to increase their endurance.
>>8186919
YW =)
>>8186940
i wanna FUCK link
>>8186924
I've only recently started working on it so it's hard to notice progress :c
Don't worry! I won't turn into those refuse-to-work-to-improve memes. Hopefully anyway :/
>>8186923
thai techniques mostly use scrotal skin I think but best just to ask any surgeon you're interested in going to
>>8186953
Iktf
>>8186923
As long as its over two inches I know suporn will still guarantee at least 6 inches of depth. No idea for other surgeons
>>8186927
If they don't fill out after a couple of years they'll just be torpedo tits forever anon
>>8186885
Desu I care more about the mood of it than I do anything else. Especially really nice hilly areas with tons of trees and you can just picture it in a fantasy novel or a game of thrones episode where the highwaymen attack.
Bitch I was here first why are you here
>>8186954
>tfw you're one of those refuse-to-work-to-improve memes
>>8186943
there's too much tissue behind my nipples I feel like :(
they've been changing a lot lately but they don't look normal to me
how long did it take yours to look like normal boobs? I'm almost 6 months
>>8186950
I was mostly just trying to make a 'climax' joke
>>8186954
Yeah, I worked on it for like a month before I really felt like I was getting anywhere, and then another month before I was comfortable enough to actually use it.
>>8186959
Is that image boy or girl or transitioned
>>8186953
I want to kiss a boy and maybe hold his hands a little a-as long as they're bigger than mine
>>8186965
Training boyfriends is serious business anon.
DON'T TURN THIS AROUND ON ME
I just want people to tell me I'm a pretty girl.
>>8186971
I'm sorry I don't have any experience with boyfriend or anything
>>8186969
yes
>>8186904
I always thought you'd have a more aggressive and no-nonsense sounding voice
>>8186963
Mine were never conely but they're absolutely tiny so IDK
My body is fucking retarded and I can't get my t down to where it should be so my endo just added progesterone and IDK what's gonna happen in the future
>>8186969
I assumed transitioned desu
>>8186975
You gotta show them who's boss! Joking aside It depends on the boy. I'm fairly dominant and I tend to find more submissive partners so my experience is prolly not the norm.
>>8186977
Uh... why?
I've got piles of people telling me I'm pretty and a good girl, I'm just here to meme in between work and suicidal ideation
Well, I'm out to my best male friend, not by choice(kinda hoped to disappear really), but it is what it is. Not sure if that means I'm out to all of his friends now, which would essentially be being out to everyone I've ever known, and I'm not sure whether that would be a good or a bad thing.
>>8186923
It depends on the surgical technique (penile inversion vs non penile inversion) used along with other factors such as foreskin, whether or not you've had an orchiectomy, etc
>>8186960
Thing is though, most of my meals are mre-tier so I usually don't have a use for regular cooking equipment
Have you gone snow camping before?
>>8186962
Do it or you aren't a good girl
>>8186967
Guess I need to switch to ludicrous speed
I don't really have anywhere to practice though :/
what kind of dr do i need to talk to get orchi
>>8186993
Why would you kill and pile up people that tell you you're pretty. That doesn't make much sense.
I'm stuck on the fact that you keep them in piles.
>>8186997
I've come to terms with the fact that I'm just not a very good girl.
>>8186998
idk maybe tell a therapist you hate them and wanna cut them off and go from there
>>8186997
For a while I would just wait until the dead of night and take the car my parents let me drive to some random spot and practice in there. A friend of mine said she would practice in a baseball field at night when nobody was around.
The most important thing IMO is consistency... Even still if I go a few days without practicing I start slipping back a little.
>>8186947
>I just didn't know how to react to your post
That's okay. I didn't really know what reaction I was looking for.
>>8187007
i dont go to therapy
>>8186991
You just seem that way because you always have curt exchanges with everyone here and tend not to waste words.
I don't kill them I just amputate all their limbs and have it set up like those angels that do nothing but chant "glory, glory to god in the highest" but instead they call me a good girl
>>8186974
Yer probably a very pretty girlie, gumball
A little vanilla but still hot.
6'4'' super broad shoulders and chest, most of my body is leg. am i too manish to transition?
>>8186998
um maybe ask Natalie if she gets on tonight the usual way is you would be referred by your endo I think
>>8187022
I like it.
>>8187016
You think I'm curt?
I do try to be succinct.
>>8187042
i used to date a girl like that, she was taller then i was
>>8186997
I haven't. I plan to try this year, but I don't have many people to do these things with and I'm not sure about trying it for the first time alone. I usually try and avoid mre-tier stuff, I can bring just enough fresh ingredients usually to make a solid meal at the end of the day and make up for any lost calories with really high density bars throughout if I need to.
>>8186998
You go to your doctor and tell them. If you don't have an endo or anything then you can just google it, there's options from trans friendly reconstructive clinics and such too.
>>8187017
Hard I think, but you can always email them.
>>8187042
Most of your body being leg is good anon. Height doesn't matter, and neither does shoulders or chest. Don't be fat and learn how to talk like a girl and you'll be fine
>>8187042
No, but you do have to become comfortable with the fact that you will never be petite girl, and just have to rock the amazonian vibe (like hailey does)
>>8187044
really, i think my new endo has no experience with trans. hm
>>8186974
You're a very pretty girl, gorgeous even!
>>8187046
>You think I'm curt?
Yes, but then again, it doesn't really matter what random strangers on the internet think you're like. Some people here are very different in private compared to how they act "publically"
>>8187052
thats the thing i dont think i will ever be ok with .-.
>>8187039
Send pics :3
Maybe I'll actually buy some cute cosplay stuff now
>>8187059
I just didn't think that was the atmosphere I was projecting. Might explain why not many people talk to me here.
>>8187064
Yes ma'am
>>8187055
oh I'm not sure. my gp and my endo always kind of helped me navigate the system. what you could try is contact any lgbt/trans groups in your area and see if they can recommend anything
>>8187052
tfw ywn be bootylicious
>>8187068
gumball, you are very pretty and I would like to give you hugs
>>8187073
At least you have a warm and friendly sounding voice. You should take advantage of it to trick people into being your friends.
>>8187052
>tfw same height as old samus
y-yay
>>8187079
i know you're figuring things out and going through some stuff and probably this isn't the best place to tell you, but, I really really miss u
>>8187068
Being all tsun tsun just makes you cuter
>>8187108
I've become kinda good at making friends since I started transitioning I think. ...or acquaintances, at least.
Will someone jam a knife into my eye socket pls
>>8187105
I'm not so good at it.
>>8187122
But you post GARBAGE anime girls.
okay i let the dog take a nap with me and now ive woken up and i smell like dog and dog pee
i don't like smelling like dog and dog per
>>8187133
Piss yourself to neutralize the scent.
>go to movie
>only me and a guy there
>he looks at me and follows me with his eyes as I go past him
>movie ends
>have to pee
>he's in there at the urinal
>he literally bug eyes and says what the fuck as I come in the bathroom
Good times
Nim smells like dog pee.
>>8187133
That's pretty intense right there
>>8187137
maybe you should stop being a meme
u can thank me later thread
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/24/fashion/how-to-wash-your-hair.html?action=click&contentCollection=Media&module=Trending&version=Full®ion=Marginalia&pgtype=article&_r=0
>>8187133
>bathe dog b4
>smell like nice pupper
>>8187150
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ah well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>8187133
It's my signature scent
>>8187128
Hella Rude
(but thats okay I still like you lots)
>>8187137
Why not dress female until you can pass as a guy?
>>8187165
I thought it was old hotdogs
>>8187157
hi :D
>>8187172
I fucking love you
>>8187172
do you want me to dress you up as female? I'll let you dress me up in return. :3
>>8187177
yay! you're back!
how are u? what's going on?
>>8187186
I've been so busy xD IDK what is going on. How are you? I was watching pandora stream her game.
>>8187180
I have a new fetish
i dont feel well
How to stop lewd feelings when there's no release
>>8187204
masturbate.
>>8187178
seriously I have never seen anyone believe their own bullshit as fervently as you do
well done
>>8187204
Call your bf over
>>8187218
>bf
;~;
I want to hang out with someone who can help me be cute.
>>8187228
We can be the cute duo!
>>8187225
Boys aren't hard to get. In fact, they're kind of dumb.
>>8187238
Just some delmonico steak + a net will do the trick
>>8187234
Come to boston and we can be cute.
Is it weird that my Adam's apple makes me more dysphoric than my gt does
>>8187242
I have a tarp, some rope, and a box of crackers
Is this enough or do I need more?
and on that note, anyone else get thoughts of taking garden shears or something and snipping it (either) off
okay i took a shower and i don't smell like dog and dog pee anymore
funny how that works
>>8187197
hugg
How do I prove to someone I'm pure?
>>8187296
with your actions
>>8187180
kinda yeah though
beep is actually what they call a transgender
git gui seems to do the job of managing my git repos well enough, but it's kinda ugly.
w/e, @ least it isn't completely broken or useless like the other free clients for linux, which is nice.
i set up a desktop icon of git gui, so that i don't have to call it from a terminal any time i want to use it.
the only commands i'm ok w/ using are compiler commands, or make.
make is the only good shell command
>>8187316
my friend alines
>>8187302
I AM pure
>>8187319
hi :3
>>8187324
i hope you're doing well!
i have the old hotdog serum on my face rn ama
>>8187334
does it actually do cool things to your face
tfw made only 5$ in tips tonight
:(
>>8187319
>>8187324
reeee it's not pronounced alines
t. Japanese person
>>8187342
Yeah camming is hard.
>tfw no marathon coding sessions with other programmer trips
>tfw never did a hackathon in college
>>8187342
:(
Hopefully tomorrow is better
>>8187348
im not a cam girl....
>>8187349
i just barely have enough to pay the bills this month
>>8187329
i'm doing fine.
a little while ago, i was reminded 1sthand how stupid everyone on /g/ is.
using the cli all the time does not make anyone better @ computers.
programming skills have fuckall to do w/ the command line
>>8187343
that's the way it's spelled in sorcerland though
>>8187331
I'm trying to convince TANYA
>>8187357
i almost have an AA in computer programming and analysis but i barely know anything about programming
is that neato
>>8187354
maybe you should get work that doesnt rely on tips?
also dont you get minimum wage if your tips arent greater than minimum wage for the night?
>>8187360
>is that neato
does anyone smell that?
>>8187347
true
sometimes I unconsciously lift my hand to cover my neck if I ever have to look up, which I try to avoid, even tho I'm always boymode, I hate it so much
>>8187360
aa?
like associate of applied sciences?
wouldn't that be aas?
i guess it's better than nothing
>>8187372
it only smells like old hotdogs dummy!
>>8187375
oh yeah it's an AS
oops
>>8187354
Where do you work? $5 seems like an incredibly small amount
>>8187357
Oh I gotcha, it's the EN to JP translation that's a lil messed up, not the other way around
>>8187358
Why does she think you aren't pure?
You're the purest trip here probably
>>8187373
it's my scented candle uwu
lil or little
>>8187379
o, assiciate of science.
yea, that's a little better
>>8187376
Which serum is it so i can avoid smelling like that? >.>
>>8187373
I smell like cigarettes because I visited my dad today
>>8187381
Because she forced me to cheat on my homework
>>8187393
didn't they have any programming requisites?
I can feel tears building up
I cant fix anything
>>8187395
yeah but it was all intros to different languages so im a novice in like 4 languages lol
honestly cindy will never be pure
>>8187334
>i have the old hotdog serum on my face rn ama
w-what did she mean by this
>>8187367
no i dont working on finding a second job
>>8187372
yeah they put me in "training" on how to bartend which meant 2 waitresses working and there was maybe 3 customers all night. i only got to wait on one table and that's where i got my 5$ the other girl made not even 10$ it was so dead tonight :(
>>8187381
a hotel cafe/bar or was a slooooow night because there's a huge festival one town over that everyone goes to
>>8187394
extremely all i did was clean up mostly
>>8187403
>no i dont
legally you should
>>8187400
i'm almost a pro in C.
still trying be sure how much C++ i know before proceeding w/ OpenGL
>>8187402
you wanna find out
>>8187389
that's annoying
>>8187406
i only have one class left before i graduate :o
>>8187407
yes
>>8187416
okay come over and ill show you the serum bottle
>>8187419
>okay come over and ill show you the serum bottle
i just hope you've got some serum left in it
>>8187214
You can make large batches of essentially the same product for of a lot less, as is pretty much the case for the entire cosmetics industry.
should i spend $15 on lip stuff to make my lips not chapped y/n
>>8187420
don't worry, it's almost completely full
>>8187409
yes but I think my nose is beginning to start working again so its okay I guess
hi ladies of mtfg do you like dino-sours candy
>>8187427
nice
>>8187422
i can usually make anywhere between 50$ - 100$ if im working alone
>>8187422
It wasn't homework, she was doing a test at home
>>8187429
I haven't had that but I love sour candy so probably
>>8187424
just buy normal lip balm you don't need to spend $15 unless its like 3 tubes I guess
>>8187436
hi :3
>>8187440
hi ;3
>>8187435
But I'm homeschooled now, I'm supposed to do it at home
>>8187423
yeah i figured
>>8187415
oh that's an effective way to not feel well :/ hugg
>>8187403
maybe tomorrow it'll be busier because friday
>>8187429
they look yummy, how about sour octopi?
>>8187214
Or better yet, buy the lavender essential oil, or any other essential oil that is purported to have the effects you want, experiment with finding the right carrier oil for your hair and then just mix as needed
>>8187439
it's two things
all the lip balm ive tried has chapped my lips even worse
i added too much xanthan gum to my hot chocolate and now it's sludgy. :(
I've had too much free time this week I am so BORED HELP HOW DID I EVEN SURVIVE AS A NEET AAAAAAA
im the cool one?
>>8187435
Honestly, I think cheating is only bad if they catch you.
If cheating on something is super easy, you might as well.
>>8187431
Hey, that's pretty good
>>8187454
read a book you slut
>>8187456
when you cheat, u only cheat yourself and like don't do drugs and stay in school.
>>8187460
let's do a book club!
Time for another episode of Aeon Flux.
>>8187458
less stressful
>>8187454
Get your asg friend to come online late at night so we can play Civ
>>8187461
What I'm talking about are the "online courses" that Cindy is probably taking, which are 100% busywork.
They're super easy to "cheat" on and you're better off doing something more productive with your time
>>8187464
having a deadline to read things by stresses me out.. I even get stressed out with library books even though I can renew them
>>8187464
>inb4 Infinite Jest
>looking at amazon questions for lip balm
>"is safe to eat?"
>>8187456
She TRICKED me into cheating by offering to help me a bunch, which is apparently cheating
>>8187464
id do this with you all :s
>>8187468
>960x540
BEEP HELP
>>8187470
but it would be so fun!
:(
a chapter a week!
let's start with middlesex!
>>8187463
okay i will
>>8187473
It's not like you would have gained more from the class if you didn't
it's all gucci cinders
>>8187477
I resized it by 50% from 1080 so that I could upload it
>>8187454
paint your nails
>>8187447
I love lavender oil. I keep a shot glass on my shelf with a few drops in it for the scent.
>>8187426
>don't worry, it's almost completely full
not by the time i'm done with it
>>8187488
Honestly would if I was allowed to in the food industry. My toenails need a new coat though.
>>8187495
you might make a mess!
taking care of myself makes me feel nice :)
>>8187483
is it written by an actual intersex person or a cis person? because I have read a few 'trans/intersex' whatever kind of books and when the author is cis it almost always just gets really cringy and weird...
I wonder how much money I could make bartending
I could learn how to socialize like a normal human being and not have to drive everywhere
Later on I could use it to see how well I pass
>>8187513
you could probably ask olive, she's one
>>8187498
if i didn't like messes, i wouldn't be speaking to you right now
>>8187518
wtf :(
>>8187513
Yeah it sounds really fun and I'd prefer it over regular retail work.
I have no idea what I'm doing tho
okay i ordered the lip balm stuff
You all are super weird
>>8187534
I will not deny it
>>8187530
*looks betrayed at u*
>>8187523
i'm just preparing you for bullies by building your character through microbullying
>>8187525
don't be mean
>>8187527
You need to be 21 for it I think. And attend a school for it. I wouldn't mind the investment if it paid out well. Everyone needs a bartender, from low key bars in nowhere Iowa to Las Vegas. Worried about slow nights and no wages though. Not everyone wants to get wasted all the time but people are always hungry for greasy pizza.
>>8187486
But I nee Tanya to say I'm pure ;~;
>>8187539
but anon i was gonna show you my serum ;-;
>>8187542
depends on the state
i was able to serve alcohol at 18 when i worked at EPCOT
>>8187534
I'm not, I'm just super pathetic
>>8187513
it really just depends on location and how busy the place gets. when there's actual customers i can make a ton. on slow days not so much.
i can say it def forces you to learn how to socialize and be confident along with being friendly. I get flirted with nearly every day and it helps with confidence to know that you're passing and considered a pretty woman in the eyes of straight normie men
go for it if it's something you wanna try it made me super secure in my identity :]
>>8187553
I hate fat people but for some reason I don't feel like bullying you
>>8187549
>but anon i was gonna show you my serum ;-;
take a picture of it and show me quick, but do it before the lewdposters wake up
>tfw CONSTANT need to pee
>tfw not even on spiro
;_; am I dying?
>>8187555
maybe you need to show some cleavage and wear sluttier makeup and you will get more tips
>>8187565
probably not
>>8187566
it wasn't my appearance that was the problem. the restaurant was just dead today and got no business
>>8187550
Guess it's a state wording thing. I know federally you need to be 18 to -sell- alcohol but as far serving open drinks..
Texas is pretty anal about booze so maybe I'll pack my bags and make a living serving rich folks in the MGM Grand in Vegas or something, hah.
>>8187555
I really like delivering pizza because I don't need to talk much and I can just tune out the world and think other stuff. Bartending would be the opposite of that. It would be a really nice way to tell how far my voice and looks are coming along though. "A ton" is kind of.. worrisome since I'd obviously try to cherrypick the busiest days to work, Friday/Saturday nights, etc..
why is the world such a bummer
>>8187564
hmmmmmmmmm
>>8187580
idk
>>8187581
lets see that serum
im gonna go to bed okay?? can u tucc me in
>>8187559
you subconsciously know its wrong to bully a cinnamon roll
you dont notice that sheen is a cinnamon roll but your brain did
>>8187581
nim please, we don't have much time
>>8187587
*beats the shit out of u and doesn't tucc u in*
Time for another episode of Aeon Flux.
>>8187582
is there a way to make it better
>>8187598
is that show cool
>>8187531
>>8187516
>>8187513
Not a bartender anymore lol, but that's because I live in Australia and bartenders get shitty pay as well as no tips at all.
I'd imagine you could do p well as a bartender in the states though, provided you were good at it.
I've heard tips make up like, 70% of a hospitality worker's wage over there.
60$ in 6 hours is fucking atrocious, the minimum wage for anyone over the age of 19 here is around $20ish.
>>8187601
Human extinction.
>>8187587
ni ni
>>8187585
>>8187589
okay here it is
>>8187601
i think that depends on what specific things are causing you bummer
>>8187595
unne?
>>8187577
gotta take the good with the bad the trade off for those awesome busy nights are the slow ones where not much happens
overall I'd say it's worth especially once you're passing. it makes for a really reassuring tool on your passing ability to get gendered female consistently and have coworkers think you're cis
>>8187607
my buddi olive hru
>>8187611
so this is the legendary hotdog water..
this was my best /soc/ pic yet omg
>8
>7
>7
>6.5
>6
>>8187619
exposing it to light makes it oxidize faster i hope you're happy
>>8187612
all of the things
>>8187611
what's in the christmas box, nim
>>8187629
my dildos
Tanya pls give me a (you)
>>8187622
you should have taken a picture in the dark then
>>8187647
but then you wouldn't be able to see it wtf
>>8187607
I also made about $24 on top of that in just wages, like $20 after taxes, so about $80.
Making a living in America is pretty rough, yeah. If you want to live alone even in a fairly cheap city you need triple our minimum wage ($21+/hour) and with a tipping job you make a baseline 1/4 of minimum wage, $2.13.
Probably won't take a serious gander at it, mostly just scoping out different options since I'm bored with everything I do now.
>>8187572
dammit
*sprays rancid ejaculate everywhere in order to attract a mate*
>>8187657
wtf stop
>>8187649
Ur not Tanya .~.
>>8187607
>Not a bartender anymore lol
Are you a NEET again?
>>8187659
*thrusts towards you and screeches*
hello I would like one (1) bf pleaes.
>>8187660
ohhhh noooo I forgot to put my tripcode on.
>>8187644
>neediness
Sound the bell, for the death of this relationship is nigh.
>>8187644
hey babe
>>8187667
>14 year olds in relationship
be realistic it was never going anywhere
>>8187665
Same.
>>8187644
heyo
>>8187665
There's anon on here that trains bfs I'm sure she'd give you one if you offered her a decent price. I should become a bf trafficker. I'm sure I'd be breaking bank.
>>8187671
>tfw fall asleep like this often
it's comfy af ngl. boyfriend chests ate like magical face magnets
>>8187667
It's joke .-.
>>8187676
Hi ^~^
>showering 2 or 3 times a day
>going through bottles of lotion faster than i go through failed relationships with guys
help
>>8187618
I'm ok
my brother's wedding is today and I'm sitting here in a completely different city, waiting for my gf to get home so we can both get ready to go to gig tonight with her cousin for his birthday
I'm also drinking yummy orange juice
>>8187652
>since I'm bored with everything I do now
iktf
I've been living the NEET life for about a month now and I'm just
so
bored
and I have no idea what to do because everything fucking sucks
but yeah
Maybe I'll start exercising more and get /fit/
>>8187676
f a k e
>>8187684
well the obvious solution is to not shower so often
>>8187401
She will always be pure
>>8187678
the absolute madman! i need to break into this market and start generating ridiculous profits
ill go to r9k and wrangle up some unattractive betas then make some /fit/ and the ones too weak fem boys and sell them off to mtfg to the highest bidder
ill be rich and everyone leaves happy!!
>>8187602
I like it.
>>8187690
That anime girl looks stupid.
>>8187661
Was tired of making less than I would being on the dole, being treated like shit by drunk idiots and working stupid ass hours.
I'll figure something out, was thinking nude modelling for life drawing or something
I might end up going back into hospitality though because I'm literally not qualified for anything else
>>8187692
Yeah I'm really happy for him! I feel like I let him down a bit by not being there but yeah.
>the sugar
but the bottle said it's nothing but 21 oranges and I want vitamin C
>large adam's apple is a sign of high t
>infertile
hmmmm
>>8187670
No it's going very nice
>orange flavor is a sign of high C
hmmmm
>>8187703
What's happening in 42 days?
>>8187693
I gotchu we could be a duo of great bf traffickers. We could try and smuggle in some mexicans for those trannies that want more exotic bfs. But I feel like r9k is the best place to at least start.
>>8187702
you should've gone :(
>>8187706
What anime grill is that?
>>8187709
It has pulp in it and everything! It's orange juice, not orange drank.
>>8187710
Having two cancerous masses removed from my body
I'm not quite sure I understand why AGP is a thing. I mean, wouldn't cis girls fantasize about themselves being in female sexual scenarios just as much and in a similar manner? I think being AGP just makes sense if you're a tranny.
>>8187715
>pulp
EWWWWW WTF OLIVE
very boring here tonight.
>>8187705
infertile =/= low T
>>8187720
Then make it interesting for us
>>8187717
it's not fantasizing yourself in female sexual scenarios
it's more about fantasizing about you being the female in sexual scenarios
>>8187721
i mean it's producing less stuff..
my T was down to 20 ng/dL after like a month too
>>8187702
>Was tired of making less than I would being on the dole, being treated like shit by drunk idiots and working stupid ass hours.
I know this feel. I've only been in my current job for 5 weeks, but I'm so sick of the low pay, working so many hours per week, and the people at work that I'm on the edge of quitting.
I have a job interview today, so I'm throwing my second sick day in a row to attend it. Maybe I'll get lucky and they'll just fire me.
>>8187727
Have a backup plan first anon.
>>8187723
How are those different?
>>8187713
Nah pretty confidant that I made the right choice. A lot of my older, crazy conservative relatives will be there and a couple of angry greek old ladies and it just would not have been good for my health.
>>8187718
IT'S ORANGE PULP NIM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>8187716
!!!
orchi?
that's really good!
I take it you're on the waiting list for srs in 2020 too then?
>>8187727
ayyy
atta girl
what field are you looking to move into?
>>8187723
Obviously a mtf would think about herself as a female in a sexual scenario.
Everything else wouldn't make sense
>>8187730
>Have a backup plan first anon.
I have a backup plan - it's work there until I snap.
>>8187735
I won't pursue SRS until after I finish pharmacy school. 7-8+ years from now. The big thing in 2020 would be that I'm going to grad school. So 2024/2025 would be earlier I'd get SRS.
Orchi is going to be really helpful, I'm taking way too much E and spiro now. :3
>>8187735
oh okay
olive orange just is not meant for pulp
it's meant to be smooth going down
>>8187718
come on and fight me then u lil bitch
>>8187740
That's not a backup plan. :(
They'll be able to tell you're not happy at your job and when people aren't happy at their job it's bad news. They'll be looking for a replacement.
Can you look for work and give a two weeks notice?
>>8187735
>what field are you looking to move into?
I'm not really qualified to do anything, so just another low paid job working in a warehouse (but one with fewer hours per week and where more people can speak English).
what if I don't pass in boymode or girlmode hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>8187767
Iktf
okay so how am i gonna explain it to my sister when i bring a shit ton of feminine skin and hair products into the bathroom every night
>>8187766
Literally counting down the days until I can sleep a whole 8 hours without waking up 2-3 times to pee. 300mg Spiro. ._.
>>8187752
you'll be too busy choking on the pulp to fight ya goob
>>8187755
>Can you look for work and give a two weeks notice?
I am. I have a trial shift at another workplace in about 11 hours, so if I get that job, I'm just going to phone in, say I quit and never go back. I'll probably just quit whatever happens today though.
It's one thing to do something you don't like, especially if it's for money. But it's another thing to spend most of your waking hours doing something you resent for little money.
>>8187766
don't patronize me
ive met several
>>8187762
Those seem the same to me.
Did anyone jack off like 2-3 times a day pre-hrt?
If I didn't I'd start feeling high T and it would make me feel uncomfortable :(
>>8187775
>300mg spiro
Damn. That'd double what I take, desu.
>>8187783
>taking spiro
>>8187782
I didn't, but I had a pretty strong sex life pre-hrt, so take that with a heavy grain of salt.
>>8187776
nim did you know that the f-35 is a $1.4 trillion national disaster?
just admit it.
>1 year on hormones
>i have little girl boobs
>my bf always tell me he loves my boobs
>he calls me kid's names and treats me like a little girl
>he's always telling me he loves my little girl's body
is he a bedophile?
>>8187787
Alright, how about you try living in the US and not taking spiro as a tranny and tell me how that goes lol
>>8187774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRZuLJHsNl4
>>8187789
it looks cool tho
anne im flying on the new dreamliner
donald trump said it was incredible, is that neat
>>8187780
you might just have poor reading comprehension
>>8187792
i am in the US and i take cypro!
>>8187796
what's the truth olive
>>8187792
A Depo Provera shot each month also works to kill T.
>>8187807
do i seem like a feminine girl olive
>>8187790
>he loves my little girl's body
well, non-pedophiles don't really have the tendency to say this, though maybe he's trying to make the most of the situation
>>8187800
Huh, for some reason, I thought Cypro was illegal here. My endo keeps giving me spiro at least. It doesn't really matter anyways though. In a month, I'll not have to worry about anti androgens anyways.
>>8187809
are you implying that you don't
>>8187819
SRS or orchi?
>>8187819
oh yeah
good luck!
>>8187821
no cuz in real life im a manly man :)
>>8187826
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh. Who are you going to? Congratulations. :3
>>8187809
holy FUCK those guns
>>8187816
wats that
>>8187702
Bitter greens and peppers are great low carb sources for vitamin c and vitamins in general. And 21 oranges is not a good thing. Even worse if it is a no pulp orange juice, then you're not even getting the fiber. Juice in general is only marginally better than just drinking sugar water. You're far better off eating the fruit, and you're even more better off ignoring fruit for the purposes of vitamin intake since most have far more sugar than they have micronutrients. If anything just consider it a dessert since fruit is better than most alternatives in that regard.
>>8187836
nah you're clearly roiding baka
>>8187836
why
>mfw it not only took me 3 1/2 hours to cum on cam but it also took that long to make 350$
G O D D A M M I T S P I R O
>>8187844
woah dude
>>8187844
i want someone to cum on my face right now
will that be you, edie-senpai?
>>8187851
>nah brah that's natty
bullSHIT you're a fucking musclebound monster
>>8187854
but z
that would be a lil lewd
don't compromise edie's purity :^)
>When you're sick but you weigh yourself and you are lighter
I think I'm almost at my weight goal I dunno how much more to lose!
>>8187851
where can i get
>>8187867
https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/p-98-calutide-50mg-tablets-bicalutamide.aspx
>>8187865
how much do you weigh senpai?
>>8187834
omg it's just a glass of orange juice and it is pulpy
it's not a regular part of my diet
I just felt like an orange juice
I eat a variety of different things
It's not like I'm gulping down 21 sugary ass oranges in one glass every day dog
jesus
>>8187865
im eating cheese toast at 2:30am trashy
>>8187869
84.6kg down from 105.5kg
OLIVE IS LITERALLY GOING TO DIE BECAUSE SHE DRANK ORANGE JUICE
>>8187868
thats tyte
>>8187856
we all can't have alpha genes :)
>>8187870
>pulpy
You have good taste in orange juice at least
>>8187876
rly
apparently you can still get your dong up on it so that's why femboys like it
but ive been on cypro for 6 months so my dingle is already compromised
>>8187831
McGinn
>>8187872
nice work!
>>8187889
did you forget how to do it
>>8187872
Nice progress :) how long time did it take you?
>>8187883
what if it comes back
i'll prolly stick to cypro desu. might go from injections back to pills tho
>have mirror lights on
>skin is gross af and i look manly
>turn it off and only have ceiling light on
>its darker
>look cute and girly, skin is light and has cute blush on the cheeks
i need a dermatologist
chemical peel the man off my face desu
>>8187885
Barely know SRS surgeons so hope it goes well. ^^
>>8187896
5 months
I'm proud because I should be getting dick in a few weeks
>>8187873
NO
>>8187882
WHAT DO YOU MEAN """AT LEAST"""
DO YOU GUYS WANNA FIGHT OR WHAT
I DID MUAY THAI WHEN I WAS 16 I'LL FUCK YOU ALL UP
>>8187904
olive confirmed bogan
>>8187904
ill go bonkers if you try to step to me olive
Really tempted to buy a $120 knife I really want
But I already spent $120 on stuff I didn't really need and just "wanted"
Please save me from splurging myself broke before June
>>8187899
i need my own professional lighting crew to follow me around
>>8187913
what kind of knife?
>>8187906
Tell me how it feels, im scared
>sometimes rosacea manifests itself as rosey cheeks and nose
>sometimes it manifests itself as beet red splotches all over your face
>>8187911
>driving at work and completely zoned out
>doing what you told me to do, just make sounds and sing and stuff
>making all kinds of weird and silly noises
>get to destination
>forgot i was dropping someone off at their home
>they were in the back seat the whole time
>they don't say a thing to me and just leave with this wide-eyed horrified look
>won't respond to my texts trying to explain what happened
>>8187919
w-why are you scared
im doing it to try to help with my redness and large pores :/
>>8187904
I mean that well, you are drinking juice (and I get it, it's not like I've never eaten an entire carton of ice cream by myself, certainly not something I do often, and certainly not something I feel particularly good about afterwards), but at least it's pulpy. As far as I'm concerned, pulpy orange juice is the only orange juice ever worth drinking, unless there's some kind of liquor involved, in which case you're drinking poison anyway so it doesn't really matter anymore.
>>8187917
http://www.bladehq.com/item--HK-Entourage-Automatic-Drop-Point--21490
I have a memesong so I wanted something more practical for an EDC.
>>8187925
I mean having chemicals peel ur skin off sounds like it'd hurt
>>8187932
grace you're scaring me
how do I get a body like this?
serious replies only
>>8187939
drink milk
take injection
be girl
>>8187937
From what I've read its like a light tingle and then might sting towards the end. And then the following days its like ur face got sunburnt and the old skin comes off.
>>8187906
idk i just might
nim would you go to a dance party where it was pitch black and no one could see you and the whole point is to just dance by yourself in the dark with a bunch of other ppl dancing by themselves in the dark?
>>8187844
I can't unless I'm in the right head space, but 3.5 hours is craycray :(
>>8187911
Lighting is so huge and it's literally the difference between looking okay enough to not hate myself and wanting to curl up and cry all day :/
I do think natural light looks best.
>>8187926
well
yeah!
I know!
but I figured that if I was gonna have a sweet sugary snack it might as well have vitamin C in it instead of just eating an entire carton of ice cream, yknow?
And yeah lol I'm gonna be having screwdrivers tonight as pre-drinks so I don't have to spend money at overpriced bars so
>>8187910
>>8187907
I'LL GET ME BOYS
COME DOWNTA TH SKATEPARK WE'WW FUCKIN CUT YOUSE
>>8187939
Either gain or lose wieght, have wide hips and look like a girl
>>8187944
milk just made me skinny fat tho i wanna be THICC
>>8187945
that's kinda like laser then, doesn't sound so bad
ill let you know how it goes!
>>8187920
were you scared?
is ur dickskin still intact?
Mercuries stalker here.
I've just finished going through all of her social websites. She really is on heroin. It also looks like her and Rachel never broke up, which explains why she's on heroin and not just cocaine. She looks really terrible compared to the other pictures of her I've seen. It's really sad.
Another good girl gone bad I guess.
>>8187949
id be tempted to dance really goofy but i know there'd be someone with night-vision goggles in there
>>8187954
ya gotta get da E
it makes da fat go to da hips
>>8187960
how tf is drinking cream straight-up better than milk
>>8187965
Because milk is gross and cream is delicious?
>>8187968
am i allowed to come or
I just let a guy I don't know cum down my throat at a party. Am I fucked?
>>8187958
this is why i don't use social sites other than twitter.
i don't want any stalkers
>>8187970
all are wecome! all are welcome!!!
>>8187972
I prefer the texture of cream and have always been somewhat repulsed by the smell and flavor of milk, so it's a pretty easy choice for me.
>>8187979
hmmmm what if im not tho
>>8187971
Doubtful but all sexually active people should get tested at least every six months anyway, if you're scared wait a month or so (otherwise it might not show up yet) and then get tested for stds
Can't post new threads for some reason, everything just times out forever.
>>8187990
it's because this is the last /mtfg/ thread
alright, tomorrow i'm going to be learning about class inheritance in C++.
i've also learned about constant member functions.
i can already see some clear advantages of using C++ over C in things like databasing & game development.
in other news, buttcoin's prices have gone up more than $30 over the past day or so.
@ this rate, the value of my initial investment could be tripled simply from being forced to wait on my bank to get me the buttcoin i bought.
i'm glad i invested
>>8187996
Unsubscribe.
>>8187993
woah dude
>>8187922
>making all kinds of weird and silly noises
this is VERY GOOD
>>won't respond to my texts trying to explain what happened
Well that's more pizza for you, riteeee?
>>8187951
>Lighting is so huge and it's literally the difference between looking okay enough to not hate myself and wanting to curl up and cry all day :/
fuckin' same
>>8187920
>HOW CHEAP DO YOU THINK I AM
idk how much tokens are >>>><<<<
/mtfg/ more like EMPTY fg
>>8188003
I wouldn't eat the garbage that comes out of Dominos if you tied me to a chair and forced it in my mouth
>>8188007
im legitimately too anxious right now to socialize on an anonymous image board
>>8188008
i like pizza & i'm tired of eating rice.
please send me your domino's
>>8188009
welcome back, lauren
>>8188018
not a lauren sorry
>>8188000
i just told MAI WAIF that num is gonna b at the inaugural party cant wait to see u there
>>8188009
iktf
>>8187993
make them break up?