Cis LesGen

>>8049381
>You can only post if you've
First for "fuck you".

>>8049404

>You can only post if you've ...
>We welcome the women that just want a snuggle from another woman.

Contradictions abound.
W.e at least Op made a new thread.

Has anyone ever dated someone who later decided to go ftm?

This just happened to me and I feel crushed.

>>8049427
Just tell them you see them as a guy.

>>8049412
It's a response to the chick that wanted a woman to snuggle with. If she's not up to snuff then it's obvious snuggle privileges are off the able.

>>8049404
Get out of my thread, uggo

>>8049381
>5 years
Disgusting. Newfags and bots and shit had already fucked this place over by then.

>>8049431
I don't see her as a guy though, I dated her as a girl for two years. I knew she'd been sort of tranny/genderqueer before, but by the time we started dating, she was mostly over it. While we were together, she promised me very convincingly that it was a phase she grew out of, she didn't feel that way anymore, and she wouldn't again.

It caused some conflict because I didn't want to date a fucking trans man, the thought repulses me on many levels. But she insisted it was over, and I had to just trust her on it. Even after we split, she still stood by it.

Then a few days ago, she posted about feeling dysphoria and said now that her ex (me) is out of the picture, she can explore gender again and is considering going ftm again.

I feel ill.

>>8049456
If I say nine years - about the time I started - we wouldn't have anyone /lgbt/ is so tragically normie. Girls from 2005 get a free orgasm.

>>8049427
Sorry, you're straight now
>>8049456
I've been on /clg/ ever since moot founded 4chan in 2006

>>8049471
>moot
Who?

>>8049487
Steve Huffman's little brother

>>8049468
You're letting greed compromise your integrity, if you're going to ban newfags at least make the cutoff meaningful!

>>8049471
Hilarious.

>>8049505
Joking aside, just ignore it. As long as she doesn't involve you in it, why should it matter to you?

>>8049471
>I've been on /clg/ ever since moot founded 4chan in 2006
You are a newfag. /lgbt/ wasn't even a thing initially, it was added later.

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>>8049523
I think they know that.

>>8049491
Had to google that. He looks exactly like the personification of le reddit.

>>8049505
>integrity
As if I had such a thing to begin with!

you girls just haven't met the right penis yet

>>8049546
Getting some hardcore boob envy here.

>>8049518
Nah that 'Hilarious' was a response to your Revised History of 4chan.

>>8049546
>As if I had such a thing to begin with!
Point taken.

>>8049548
I know you're a troll, but I really tried. It just doesn't work like that.

>>8049553
You know they shame me for being a size queen and not settling for anything below a B but when you come face to face with breasts like those you have to embrace reality - boob size matters.

>>8049562
I donno. I certainty get you. My gf has DD while I barely have A's and it feels bad, but I make up for it in a lot of other ways. ;) I think the girl in the pic is actually above my ideal breast size, and so is my gf for that matter. Call me basic but I see C's as the holy grail for most women, it still needs to be proportional though.

>>8049603
I got some certified C's right here for ya. I mean you barely have A's but vagina is fine too.

>>8049560
No goldstar? No entry. Kys you worthless shitstain.

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>>8049523
is this triple reverse bait

>>8049606
Not everyone grew up in San Francisco. My family made me feel awful for not liking guys.

>>8049518
I'm not the one you replied to, but I'm just torn up about some shit relating to her, even though I'm the one who broke up with her. With this, it's mostly the fact that like I said here >>8049466 she always insisted she'd never feel that way again.

I know it's nothing to do with me, but I feel like I was deceived. And because of that and some other reasons, it feels like our relationship was a sham in some ways. Like the whole time we were together, I was just with some fake persona she was pretending to be so that I'd like her and stay with her.

Sorry for venting here, I know none of y'all probably care, but I just wanted to say it somewhere.

>>8049639
It's okay to vent. I understand how you would feel deceived now. I think it would be best to put it behind you, though. She obviously has some things to work through.

>>8049624
So did mine. I told them to go fuck themselves. *polishes goldstar*

>>8049639
Think of it this way - she's crazy and now she's not your problem.

>>8049523
It was added in 2013 retard.

>>8049661
Thanks, anon, you're probably right. It's easier said than done, but I'll try to just forget about her.

>>8049671
That is the way I try to think about it, but funnily enough, I'm finding it hard to just shake off any care for someone who was my best friend and partner for over two years. It's really weird tbqh.

>>8049695
Well no one expects you to just abandon all your feelings. There's a lot at play here. We don't get over things - we cope with them. We own up to our negative emotions and eventually the hurt won't feel so close, the wound won't cut so deep, and you'll be back together. Time is what you need. Don't force yourself beyond that. But you know yourself best, so you know what makes you feel better.

>>8049687
>2013 was four years ago.

>>8049427
My one ex and another person I had a flirty almost dating thing with are now ftm. The girl I'm currently crushing on has mentioned wanting to get rid of her boobs, which sucks because they're amazing. I'm into qt soft butches but 90% of them are genderqueer or trans these days.

>>8049700
Yeah I'm fucking terrible at coping, so I'm just trying to wait it out with some booze and lots of crying until it dulls itself with time.

Thanks for your words, they really help. I've been super depressed lately and even though I don't have much in the way of friends, it's nice to have this place.

>>8049700
I'm not who you're replying to, but that portion on coping got close to home
thanks anon, you give good advice

>>8049716
are you me?

>>8049606
>I got some certified C's right here for ya. I mean you barely have A's but vagina is fine too.
At least I am thin...(and sort of have a butt)

>>8049719
I might be. Did something similar happen to you recently?

>>8049721
Put your vagina in my mouth and your ass on my face and you can take anything from me.

>>8049722
no, I just empathize with the alcohol and crying portion and I also have an inability to cope. also I've been pretty depressed lately. so I guess we're just in similar emotional places right now.

>>8049733
Ayy, uncoping alcoholic depression buddies. Well I hope you feel better, anon. You can talk to me anytime if you want.

>>8049729
O-otay... Do you promise to keep me on the edge until even you can't hold back? (I promise I will squirm)

>>8049758
You forgot about that girlfriend pretty quick, eh? I suppose I could play the delay game. Although I'm really just a enthusiastic get-in-and-destroy-that kinda gal.

>>8049749
>>8049733
Make love and greeting cards - not alcoholism.

>>8049749
at this point I don't even know if there's anything to talk about, I just feel like shit and want to give up on everything.
honestly I just wish I had someone to hug and cry into over feeling like a failure this semester, but I don't feel emotionally close enough to anyone I know irl to open up like that so instead I just feel perpetually shitty
but thanks anon, I hope you feel better too.
I totally recommend pink moscato if you're looking for wine to binge on.

Last night I dreamt I asked a qt girl out and she said yes. Then I woke up. Feels bad man

>>8049466
at least she's out of the picture now

>>8049606
goldstar is such a stupid meme. she girls need to realise that they're lesbians somehow.

>>8049733
cheer up anon, everything is going to be alright

>>8049771
I can appreciate efficiency. She is asleep, I will never meet you, what's the harm?

>>8049777
>goldstar is such a stupid meme. she girls need to realise that they're lesbians somehow.
>girls are too stupid to know what they like or don't like
>you need to get syphilis to know you wouldn't like syphilis
>you need to starve to death to know you wouldn't like starving to death
>you need to be set on fire to know you wouldn't like being burned alive
Male alert. If you honestly believe this you're a y chromosome or a non-gold that struggle with their shame.

>>8049782
What if we fucked in front of your sleeping girlfriend? Would you like that? Slut.

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>>8049787
>What if we fucked in front of your sleeping girlfriend? Would you like that? Slut.
We never would, because I am never going to fuck anyone but her as long as we're together.

I am a fiercely loyal person. I we are comfortable with each other, and complete and total trust in one another. (While she would never do this, she could flirt with another girl in front of me and it wouldn't bother me in the least.)

We are also weird in that she considers sex casual, while I consider kissing more casual. (She would never kiss most of the girls she fucked, and I wouldn't fuck some of the girls I have kissed)

>>8049796
That's a long ass excuse. I get it. You're both sloots. But I'd have better luck with her. Is she goldstar?

>>8049773
>I just wish I had someone to hug and cry into over feeling like a failure this semester, but I don't feel emotionally close enough to anyone I know irl to open up like that so instead I just feel perpetually shitty
I think you must be me after all. I wish someone would hold me irl. As for the talking, I just meant in general, off 4chan maybe.

I like pink moscato, and just about anything sweet and not paint thinner. Have you ever had green apple vodka? I'm basically trash for drinking it etc but it tastes like jolly ranchers and is very efficient.

>>8049800
I'm the gold star. She experimented with guys/even had sex with them.

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>>8049829
Ugh. Then forget it. No wonder she has such a callous view of sex. I'm keeping my breasts for a clean woman.

>>8049838
Jesus what is she smuggling in those?

>>8049787
I'm not a guy. You people here have issues. Some girls genuinely thought they were normal or wanted to be. Not everyone is a special snowflake in America. What are the chances of finding goldstars in more traditional places?

>been on 4chan for five years
barely a month so far, I don't into social media tho
>been on /clg/ since the beginning
not even close
>hate sjws
I don't Hate them, they're just foolishly idealistic
like, I wouldn't hit them with My car
but if they were to get hit by A car, I'd probably laugh and say
>"well, stay outta the road then"

>>8050011
FYI, I'm a goldstar too, but you people are ridiculous.

>>8049951
The spice of life.

>>8050011
>being able to say "no" is being a special snowflake
Y chromosome go home!

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>>8050031
>the spice

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>clg

>>8049381
Hey thas meee

>>8050068
I love you >clg anon

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i had an allergic reaction to an antibiotic and now I'm all rashy and itchy.

pretty sure i might die rip in peace

>>8050223
Take antihistamines for the time being, but it couldn't hurt to let your doctor know just in case.

>>8049809
my memories of typing out that message are becoming clearer
it is true. we are one.

also I have. if you're into flavored vodka and hate yourself just enough to subscribe to drinking soda, you should totally drink some whip cream vodka poured into coke because it just makes it taste like vanilla Coke.
or normal vodka + lemonade, my go to classic when I'm drinking to get drunk
and it's ok anon, we're all trash here.

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>tfw severe weather in your area so the people at your planning job told you to work from home
>tfw you get to stay comfy on the couch, do research and shitpost all day

After hard thinking I've reached a conclusion: all the qt's in here deserve hugs

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>>8050288
every time I'm about to fall asleep
somebody calls me and wakes me up
I just yelled my mother
"if you're not in the hospital, I'm going to send you to one"

>>8049381
Stupid dykes lol

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Is it normal for straight girls to take baths naked together or are they secretly into each other?

>>8050425
i used to take baths with my straight friend who thought i was straight, after we got done swimming in her pool. if that counts

>>8050223
>gross lesbian skin

ew

>>8050425
I don't know about baths but we used to shower together after training back in school. Nobody much cared.

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>>8050233
I'm heading into the doctor's office atm.

>>8050440
pls no

>>8050526
be safe anonette

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Hah, I'm a newfag who mainly posts on /v/ and there's nothing you can do to stop me! Fight the power!

>>8049381
Just a straight white male strolling on through

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>>Rally together to protect our Austria!
what happened, has the usurper risen?

>>8050600
>from /v/ and posts darkest dungeon
Marry me!

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what is it like to date an absurdly tall girl? I want to.

>>8050086
love you too
wanna duo?

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>>8050772
Alas, anon, I am currently happy with a very cute girl. But don't worry, you'll find that vidya playing girl.
By the way, Arbalest, yay or nay?

>>8050896
What elo?

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>>8050860
>tfw no 6' esper GF to be strong for me

>>8050912
gold I guess? I haven't played ranked at all this season
I mostly play normies with friends.

>Rally together to protect our Austria!
Wait what's happening? Who's out to harm me.

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>>8050998
>being a gold player in any game
git gud. Unless it's a moba, in which case don't git gud, just stop playing it.

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>>8051012
Don't worry, you're safe now.

>>8051022
I'm high diamond in LoL I can't stop playing at this point

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>>8051046
>fucking LoL
I don't know how people can do it, I got bored of league and its awful meta worshipping report happy community in no time.
But I'm sure there's people who can say that about my CSGO and Overwatch game time. And at least Choke9 is capable of winning games in league, right?

>>8050899
Mostly nay but she does surpisingly well when you run pure damage comp, like 2 lepers and a bounty hunter

>>8051012
from what I understand, someone mentioned you on a different board and they either got jelly or want pictures to study
>masturbate

you just might be needing them bodyguards soon enough

>>8049381
>Rally together to protect our Austria!

How many threads ago did the robots invade?
What did they even say about her on /r9k/, that she's gay and rich?

Goddamn /clg/ I'm gone for 5 days and suddenly our Queen is under attack.

>>8051114
>you might be needing them bodyguards
Oh, man. My dad is not going to like that. He says bodyguards are only for diplomats or "nouveau riche Russian whores".

>>8051132
tell him you can pay us in kisses

>>8051149
Just in kisses, huh...

>>8051181
well, if you insist

>>8051206
I assume that picture was 2lewd

>>8051213
She probably posted a picture of two grills holding hands.

>>8051213
>>8051216
I forget that blue boards have rules

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>>8051216

do you prefer your girls your height, shorter, or taller?

>>8051227
I love taller girls but I'm fucking 5'10 and there aren't many girls who taller than me.

Reee

>>8051227
no preference
short girls are fun to toss tho

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>>8050399
I have bad luck with that on days where I have the day off or want to sleep in, too. My neighbors are especially obnoxious.

But today was pretty productive! I got most of what I wanted to get done done already and it's only 2:30. Then tomorrow and Friday I'm taking training all day for something I really like. So I feel pretty satisfied rn.

>>8051227
>tfw you're not a tall, lanky girl with a cool haircut picking up all the qts both figuratively and literally

>>8050366
hug me

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>>8051286
>it's only 2:30
I can handle five hours of sleep
I can

>>8051318
I've been running on 3 hours a night twice a week this entire semester and I'm doing fine.

I'm not doing find help

>tfw you message someone and they say they don't want to talk to you

>>8051346
I'll talk to you anon-chan

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>>8051238
I love taller girls and I'm 4'10"
feels great!

>>8051349
R-really? Will you hold me, too?

>>8051227
I like all kinds of girls. I just wish I were a couple inches taller, to like 5'8.

>>8051227
I'm 5'8. I prefer short grills. Preferably 5'2 to 5'5. They're easier to dom.

>>8051318
Oh I meant in the afternoon. Sorry if I'm not being clear, I also had a glass of wine while doing my research. Because I can.

>>8051330
Oh man, I can't function on that little sleep anymore. I used to be able to go for a long time, though.

>>8051346
Fuck 'em.

In reality if I were in your shoes, I'd be crushed. But fuck 'em.

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>tell myself that I better not get too emotionally attached to the friend I'm crushing on because a relationship probably would happen
>friend puts her arm around my waist and later holds my hand to lead me away a creepy guy that was hitting on me
>mfw
I'm trying to get over her. I really am, but she keeps doing cute protective things for me and that shit's practically my fetish.

>>8051415
>Oh I meant in the afternoon. Sorry if I'm not being clear
no, it's good I work nights mostly
>gotta crack the whip and keep the wage slaves working in the Burger Mines

>>8051375
I'll hold you, anony. But only for a few seconds. I don't want you to get too attached.

>>8051427
Are you still with the Korean virgin?

>>8051429
No one does. ;_;

>>8051443
Fuck. I didn't mean it like that. I'm sure you are absolutely lovely, anon.

>>8051426
*a relationship wouldn't happen, I mean

>>8051431
yes, also
>virgin confirmed
she hung out at the store all Sunday night and I didn't get anything done
brat even weaseled a salad out of it

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>>8051401
>I'm the girl who wants to be 5'8
>5'8 girl posts about how she doms girls my height
>tfw only 5'5
Life...at least I'm average and not actually short.

>>8051227
>want to have tall stronk Amazon gf
>but also want to be tall stronk Amazon gf myself

The struggle.

>>8051426
anon that's sad, don't do that
I mean in your situation I'd almost certainly fall for her and get closer and closer until everything hurts and I want to kill myself. but everyone should strive not to be like me, so try harder to not set yourself up for hurt, please, and be serious about it.

>>8051464
She's dating you for the free food.
Also, I haven't forgotten about my gift card. My (you)s to you aren't free.

>>8051501
Stop being jelly and let me have my way with you, sexy height Anon.

>>8051625
>I haven't forgotten about my gift card.
shit, I totally forgot

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you know what time it is cuties! come and get these good ol flap jacks while they're still hot! also come get me while I'm still hot pls

>>8051227
I really want to date a girl in the range of exactly my height or taller. I tried dating 5'0 girls and the amount of time I spent as little spoon was frustrating.
>tfw make a post just to reply to it in order to vent about being the big spoon constantly

>>8049809
this one is for you, anon
Thanks for staying up til the wee hours of the morning talking about depression with me, it's nice not feeling so alone once in a while

>>8051644
Are you a midget, pancake?

>>8051652
I'm 5'7, so finding a big spoon gf is gonna be impossible, I know, but I want to believe

>>8051669
No it's not, there are plenty of girls taller than that. You just gotta hope they aren't straight.

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>>8051669
play volleyball. tons of tall lesbians.

>>8051669
>tfw 5' 7.5" tall

I can be your slightly bigger spoon.

>>8051681
yea, that's the issue. almost all girls are straight and I hate it.

>>8051692
I prefer tennis actually
>tfw varsity tennis back in high school but haven't touched a tennis racquet since

>>8051698
yes please.

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>>8051617
I know I really should stop. But, when my anxiety gets really bad, she's the only one I'm really comfortable being around, and she always tries to distract me from stressing out.She's cute and helpful and so much fun to be around. We're going out tonight again, and I may or not have... bailed on plans with another friend, so I can just hang out with only her.

It sounds pathetic when I type it out though.

>>8051644
Np anon I enjoy not feeling alone too. In other news, I'm 5'7" too and a fantastic big spoon, j-just saying.

Actually my ex was much bigger than me and somehow I still ended up being big spoon way more than my fair share.

>>8051719
awww, anon, it is perfectly understandable. not good if you know nothing will happen, but I know it's hard to stop yourself even then. why are you so certain anyway, is she straight, taken, or what?

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>>8051710
>I prefer tennis actually
But what are the chances of this happening during tennis?

>>8051763
Wasn't that handball?

>>8049471
Moot is a traitor. And you know it!

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>>8051732
can I get back scratches too? cuddling and back scratching is better than sex honestly

>>8051763
>she doesn't want to smash some tennis pussy after smashing the ball onto her side of the court
do you even have a white visor?

>>8051748
She's pretty gay. And also very much into this girl that we thought was straight but might be bi? Well, she broke with her boyfriend, and she's been flirting with my friend pretty hardcore lately. I don't really think anything will come out of it, but fuck if I know.

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>>8051795
>she doesn't want to smash some tennis pussy after smashing the ball onto her side of the court
Is this the reason for all the moaning during tennis?
>>8051766
I think you're right.

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>>8051798
you're going to let some bislut steal your crush?
c'mon

>>8051795
Of course. Back scratches, spooning, snuggles, head pats. Most things are better than sex to me tbqh which is why I'll probably die alone.

>>8051826
don't worry, cutie, we'll die together after we cuddle and nap for 3 weeks straight, completely bed ridden.

>>8051807
>Is this the reason for all the moaning during tennis?
partially. it's more like a mating call.

>>8051798
Why not just tell her how you feel?

>>8051824
We'll I didn't think she'd turn out to be bi. I figured that nothing would end up happening
>>8051887
Because I don't want to hear her say no and have things get weird between us.

>>8051838
L O N D O N

>>8051985
Ive said it before and I'll say it again
D A L L A S

>>8051985
>>8052004
Los Angeles

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>>8051644
Pancakes are dangerous. Just look what they did to this qt.

>>8052125
i'd be less worried about pancakes and more worried about the curse on that family.

>>8052125
Sad. She had a nice smile.

>>8052125
If you're gonna organize one of those (at a hospital no less) you'd think there would be someone trained on preventing that.

Is it wrong that I think that this is kinda hot?

http://yespornplease.com/view/742076775

>>8052004
>>8052019
Wait, what? Who's who??

>never touched a penis with any part of my body
Feels GOOD

>>8052651
>watching porn
Hi Matt.

>>8052891
>when you get pregnant with a boy

>>8052910
Ew no ty I'm a virgin and would never touch a man.

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>>8050035
Thank you for this. I am glad to see a fellow clg member also read the phenomenon known as Dune.

You have cute hands, and better nails than I ever will. (I do play guitar though.) I actually get those weird red bumps on my legs sometimes too! Glad to know I'm not the only one. (it isn't allergies for me)

>>8050435
I wonder if would act differently knowing your les?

>>8050860
Godamn Those quads!

>>8051022
I got to diamond in Lol back in my dark days. What a horrible fucking game it is. (It has potential to be so good but it destroys lives.) I am typically plat in overwatch. I still play heros of the storm, but I don't play ranked because it is a causal game.

>>8051012
Some fuckwit went on /r9k/ told them you were adopting beta males or some shit, and they flooded lgbt on the hunt for pictures of you/proof of your existence. It is a sorry state of affairs.

>>8051227
>>8051238
Samee
>5'10 except I like girls roughly my height. (despite this I am still the little spoon. With my shorter partner) My gf has a friend who is 6'3 and people think she is trans some times. I feel bad for her, because she is a sweet introvert, but literally stands out because of her height.

>>8051318
my gf fell asleep with the TV on and I couldn't sleep. Was up until 4 something and then slept today until 2:50pm....

>>8051644
ty pancake anon. I am glad you exist, I hope things get better.

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> I am a drag queen.
> Identify more as F.
> However, there are many complexities.
Such as my position, if you will , on the LGBTQ scene.
> I am very attracted to a girl, for years.
Found out she is more pansexual than lesbian.
A *Love/hate thing.
I want to slap her, I want to fuck her.
She's truly insane (BiPolar, apparently).
She recently reached out to me, but I shut her down.
People will judge me, if I am with a female.
Especially a shady weird one.
But she is so pretty, and she's kind, real, a rarity on the scene.
She doesn't care if I am dressed or not.
> Likes me for me.
Not fake or two faced.

Should I reciprocate, take her hand?

> PLEASE, GIVE ME SOME ADVICE, LADIES!

>>8052651
What would be wrong would be denying your natural instinct to want to rape a qt and convert her to lesbianism.

>>8052968
Try it out, but I'm warning you, BPD is disastrous.

>>8053073
Careful with that acronym anon, bipolar disorder!=borderline personality disorder (BPD)

>>8049381
>>
>You can only post if you've 1.) Been on 4chan for at least 5 years
yes
>2.) Been on /clg/ since the beginning
no
>3.) Hate sjws
no

fuck you OP, i thought you were cool but you suck

Just woke up and I'm going to be late for work
Kill me please

>>8053328
>triggered SJW who probably lets traners fuck her

>>8053349
>her

>>8053347
How long do you take to get ready?

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>>8053328
>fuck you OP, i thought you were cool but you suck
Implying you didn't know OP hates any and all men/female male apologists, but has to put up with them in real life so doesn't hold back here.

As a result she has developed a scorn for "SJW's" on the internet, and sees them as oppressing the already oppressed women on the internet.

Being unaware that, OP's hostility towards trannies is rooted in that one hon who tried to deny her own femininity in a women's space. That OP is upset she can't go on /r/actuallesbians and talk about how she only likes cis women without being called out. (And that isn't ok for her)

I love OP. I see past all this and see the cute Asian princess who just has a blinding love for the O' natural pucci and wish her and her gf all the best. Ty for making the thread. (You have mostly been doing well in keeping "A Stick on the ice" lately)

>>8053399
OP is asian? I thought she was white?

i know shes very hateful i already knew that

>>8053399
>Being unaware that, OP's hostility towards trannies is rooted in that one hon who tried to deny her own femininity in a women's space.

Wait what? Did something happen? And the Nazi is Asian? How did you learn all this?

>>8052968
just try it, but be cautious because BPD is some serious shit

>>8053391
He's probably one himself too but let's be charitable, maybe a bishit in denial.

>>8053397
20 mins, 10 if I skip the shower

>>8053414
That's pretty damn efficient!

>>8053410
>And the Nazi is Asian? How did you learn all this?
Careful observation. It doesn't bother me that much. I think her gf is white though. The trans story was something hinted at a few times, but details were never given.

ok ay so who here wants to be my gf

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>>8049381
>been on 4chan since 2010
>posted in /clg/ since the beginning
>tfw not even cis lesbian

>>8053475
classic

>>8053462

Are you neet?
I only want a qt neet gf.

>>8053629
Will you provide the money to support my neethood?

>>8053629
Why explicitly desire a NEET?

>>8052968
What the fuck are you here for? You're not even a woman wtf

>>8053447
I hate tranners. I have nothing to do with them. I just don't like that I can't continue having nothing to do with them. Y chromosomes are constantly trying to push women around and that's largely being wrestled with but now he wears rainbow knee socks and sjws expect us to bow down to him. Never posted on reddit. I am Asian tho. Two kinds. My girlfriend is white. I love goldstar afabs and nothing else.

>>8053931
>Y chromosomes are constantly trying to push women around
Females are the most privileged people in the world.

>>8053939
Is what a y chromosome would say.

>>8053931
>Y chromosomes are constantly trying to push women around and that's largely being wrestled with but now he wears rainbow knee socks and sjws expect us to bow down to him.

So you're saying that cis men have largely been "wrestled with", and now trannies are the "real" big problem? Do you actually believe that?

>>8053954
Not an argument.

Hello 4chan a friend recommend this site because you can be anonymous. I could use some advice.

My girlfriend and I have been dating for nearly a year and a half. She is the only person I've ever loved. I've had a few girlfriends but I never really felt anything. About the first year of dating she would never ever do anything intimate in public. No hand holding, dating, kissing ect. She would get really pissed if I tried to do anything in public. I'd be in the dog house for a couple of days. She told me if her parents ever found out about our relationship she would break up with me on the spot. This would be something I couldn't overlook but the home life is great. She cooked everyday and is amazing at it and does all the chores. I just felt a very deep connection with her whenever we talked. The sex is..weird. She was clumsy and pretty bad at first but over time she was the best partner I've ever had. It's great for me but I can never make her cum despite doing everything in my power. She says it's ok but it always hurt my pride in the back of my mind.

She slowly stopped doing stuff after about a year. The talking, the sex, the meals. The relationship turned neutral and stagnant in a very scary way. I got very anxious and terrified. I felt that the love of my life is going to leave me for some reason. I begged her if for about a week I could do anything, I felt something was wrong. She said everything ok and didn't know why I was freaking out. Out of the blue she ask if I could fulfill a fantasy of hers. She wanted to be raped. She wanted to be beaten. I just couldn't imagine myself doing that at all and told her and its the first time I've ever seen general disappointment her on her face. That really stuck with me and I really psyched myself up to go through with the deed. Some alcohol helped. After that night I felt like shit, for some reason it just felt wrong. I left bruises on her and called her some really bad names.

post too long

>>8054034

oh yes, I forgot part of her fantasy was that I needed to pretend I was a guy.
it's very hard to describe how shitty I felt with words but the magic was back. She said it was the most amazing thing thats ever happened to her. The magic was back and then some. She completely didn't mind being intimate in public and we go on actual real dates now but she even wants me to meet her family, which she never wanted me to but now she asks for sex with that fantasy(she never asked for sex before, I always had to initiate) but every time we do it I just feel shittier and shittier and I dont want to ruin this amazing thing outside of the bed.

Anyways thanks for listen and any advice or input would be greatly appreciated

>>8054082
Your girlfriend is a sub. (the wanting to pretend your male, is odd but I think I know why)

Basically she doesn't believe women can be proper doms. You need to show her she is wrong. You also need to show her how she can be a sub without being beaten/raped. She just doesn't know how to properly express her desires. You need to work on that. Go read some sub/dom resources and get a feel for it.

That much I know haha. It's just hard for me to comprehend the personality shift literally overnight. Maybe I'm just overreacting. Something just feels off I have no idea why. Everythings going pretty well besides my bottled up feelings

>Discord: http://pastebin.com/P644WESi
Does anyone actually use this discord? What is it like?

>>8053984
Not gonna argue with the mentally handicapped.

>>8053971
I'm saying that y chromosomes like you are garbage and have no reason to antagonize the females in this thread. Be a bio female lesbian or get out.

>>8054082
Building off of this
>>8054108
I'm unsure if you are an actual domme, anon. Which is properly what she has catalogued - that you don't have the desire to dominate her so she uses a fantasy to put a mask over you because she understands the real you isn't like that. Not just giving her resources, you need to read resources. If you're becoming nauseous over the act of violence it's probably not gonna work. If you can't put on a persona of being dominant, and learn to like or at least be indifferent to it - then you're not sexually compatible and that can cause problems for the both of you.

>>8054034
>>8054082
This is absolutely amazing.

>>8054255
How has her personality changed? What was her personality like anyway?

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>>8053430
Just throw on a McBurger uniform, do up my hair and go
>no make-up
>smell like unwashed funk
>mfw

>>8053931
How does someone as hateful as you even have a gf? I guess there really is hope for everyone.

>>8054294
Heh. Taking no shit and establishing myself here led me to dating fellow anons. If you want a good girl you have to have some spine.

>>8054294
>I guess there really is hope for everyone.
This

>>8054272
I guess she hated being labeled or seen as a lesbian. Anytime I got introduced I was just a friend or a roommate. Sometimes I would do fake-playful-gay stuff to her in public, like any two straight people do, for shits and giggles, and she would get very very pissed off and just completely ruin the mood for the new few days. Now she really doesn't mind it, even stuff like holding hands in public. She loves it when I act "alpha"(this is such a cringy word to me). She loves when I tell and don't ask. "We are going here" or "She'll be ordering this" instead of me asking her opinion. Before we just did everything like we were just normal friends

>>8054327
>If you want a good girl you have to have some spine.
But also this.

>>8054334
Does she enjoy pictures of cute girls and dressing up pretty?

>>8054334
That sounds weird and fucked up to me. I know some people are into that, and I hope you're enjoying it and all, but damn. I could never imagine being in a relationship like that.

>>8054393
Yeaaaaah. I feel the same way. It feels off to me thus the me asking advice in the first and it's a different dynamic but at the end the day I still love her very much. The homemade meals are a big part of it too. The cooking is that good hahahaha

>>8054418
Well if you're happy and don't think it'll grow into a bigger problem in the future, I don't see why not.

>>8054418
The guy part is weird. Tell her you wanna drop that and will just start fucking her without any pretense. Your her girlfriend, remind her.

A couple of years ago I met a guy. Fun dude, great to hang out with. He was straight and he knew my deal from the beginning.

We were friends for a long time, nothing ever got weird and when we parted ways due to me moving away, there was no confession of ulterior motives or any other such nonsense.

Just a good friend, always there for each other, and then said goodbye amicably when the time came. All respect, all the time.

Why is this so fucking rare?

>>8054457
Because y chromosomes are largely insecure monsters that don't respect women. The only times you can sort of relax is if they're already committed to someone or they're gay. But even then they carry risks. Anyway. Let's not make this a topic? You trying to invite their cancer?

>>8054441
Enjoy your breakup.

>>8054480
Enjoy your single dom :>

/clg, I need help! I'm going on a date and should I braid my hair or go with the ponytail?

New guy on grill sucks
I want my overnight qt Latina back

I have to babysit, shit at least pretend to look busy

>>8054441
You're probably right. I'm just a coward and I don't want to ruin a good thing. I couldn't satisfy her in bed before she told me about her fantasy and I've had much more sex experience than her. It's just I haven't seen, with my own eyes,a lesbian relationship seemingly go as well as mine and I feel very blessed. They let themselves go or stop having sex ect. Like I said before im just very scared of ruining a bad thing. don't want to rock the boat

>>8054515
Braids are always fun, but go with ponytail for easy

>>8054515
Leave it down and straighten/curl it a little to be fancy?

I know I'm going to be called a troll, but I'm legit asking. I'm a lesbian. If I do findom with guys, assuming I do not touch them or meet them or send them nudes, does that compromise my gayness? I'd like some money.

>>8054623
>I know I'm going to be called a troll,

>>8053702
>less likely to abandon me
>will be there waiting for me when I get home from work

>>8054623
It will make you a bislut.

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>>8054705
>Tfw am temporarily a NEET, and have basically become a house cat.
>When my girlfriend gets home from work I drop what I am doing and run up to her and hug her
>(**Sometimes bouncing excitedly while I wait for her to put down what she is carrying**)
>I help her wake up in the mornings and sometimes drive her to school before diving into the blankets when I get back and falling to sleep.

I used to work from home before this contract ended too so it has become routine now.

>>8054623
Personally, I don't give a damn, and as long as you're not fucking them or in danger, then you shouldn't either.

>>8054751
Living the fucking dream.

Just don't get fat.

Do you think the lesbian community has less of a problem (or at least a less visible problem) with racism than the gay (male) community? Not saying we're saints but it's practically a meme at this point that every Grindr bio ends with "no fats no femmes, no blacks no asians." But I can't really think of any equivalent in the lesbian community.
If we are less racist as a group than gay men, why do you think this is?

>>8054623
Well you have to be good at femdom for one thing. For another you have to make all your clients understand that there are boundaries and it would be strictly professional with no sexual touching. I've heard of quite a few lesbian femdoms that work with dudes, some of which are gay dudes. I mean if you can stomach them in that environment - it's whatever. Just don't expect many well-adjusted gay women to be thrilled and willing to date you with your line of work.

>>8054789
>no blacks, no asians
>racist

It's not racist to have aesthetic preferences in a potential partner, any more than it would be sexist to say "no men".

>>8054515
Braids!!!!!! They are so cute, I love braids. Also shows that you put in effort for your appearance which is always a good impression for a first date, imo! (not saying you aren't putting in effort but a ponytail is very low key :P)

Where are you going on the date? Do you have an outfit picked out? :)

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>>8054771
She is bigger than I am, but I have been getting squishier. At ~134 5"10 I am already teetering on the underweight BMI area, with any luck it will just go to my tits. However, as we all know weight always seems to go there first :(

We still haven't started out fitness regieme yet, even though she has it made up. I planned to start running again this morning but ended up sleeping till 2:50pm because she was sleeping on the couch and I have trouble sleeping alone now in the bed.

I have a lead on a decent job as the "Digital Marketing Executive" for a local tourism company run by some rich Australians so I am hoping for the best/writing my cover letter atm.

>>8054798
>I've heard of quite a few lesbian femdoms that work with dudes, some of which are gay dudes.
>some of which are gay dudes.
Wut?

>>8054812
>It's not racist to have aesthetic preferences in a potential partner, any more than it would be sexist to say "no men".
I mean it IS racist. If you were like "no people with big lips" or something then w.e. Or being like these "two asian people don't fit my aesthetic preferences." Cool

But the way that is written it is unavoidably racist. You do you, but don't call it what it isn't.

Please don't equate Sexuality with Preference. A lot of people fought for people to not think being gay was a choice. Straight people saw us that way for a long time.

I think you just need to stop.

>>8054623
You'd be considered a bishit
No hugs or hand-holding for you

>>8054841
Whoah! Careful, that strawman you built looks to be bursting at the seams with all the punishment you're putting on it all of the sudden.

And hey, is it really a good idea to just toss it down that well you just poisoned? Gosh, how violent.

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>>8054789
I just wish people weren't so outright with it. You can say "I'm not attracted to you" without specifying that it's because I'm black. I don't know if it's racist, I kind of don't care if it is because it's not like, institutional racism. It just kind of stings. That said, I haven't run into that problem with women as much as gay men have.

>>8054839
Not that anon, but kink is a very different world, my friend. Sexual orientation and who you sleep with, or qualifications for what counts as real sex, can get pretty slippery. For example, I date a man. I am his dom. I identify as lesbian. We don't have sex because I have zero interest in it. He sees other people. We still love each other and love spending time together as a couple.

I know /clg/ balks at this kind of thing, but I could care less. I enjoy doing BDSM things with men, assuming it isn't sexual. It's more of a... sensual attraction.

>>8054812
I disagree and think it is racist but I understand where you're coming from.
To my original point, okay, let's discount the Grindr bios then. If you google "gay racist" or "lgbt racist" you'll see a bunch of articles pop up. But both the studies and anecdotal evidence is overwhelmingly about gay men. I'm curious as to why!

Although on the subject of Grindr bios, do you think lesbians don't have as strong racial preferences as gay men or are just less likely to admit it?

>>8054751
>tfw no housewife to come home to and care for me

>>8054886
Don't reply.

That was Matt bait.

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>>8054966
Huh, my bad.

>>8054984
Holy fuck that webm. Please tell me it aired like that

>>8054751
Your thoughts on the girl who's gf turned romantic again after subbing?

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>>8054994
It didn't air exactly like that, but it was damn near close. My girlfriend was sharing these with me and I damn near died laughing. I had to start making webms. You're going to love this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDZTSVuDQfY

>>8054839
Sometimes someone is good at their job. Or they're the only one available that will do what someone is looking for.

>>8054905
Lmao you bishits are fucking crazy

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>>8054923
Stay on the hunt and keep being cute then some day, you too will have one.

>>8055001
I think it is a bit spooky. I am certaintly more sub these days than I used to be. (was more of a switch in past relationships) Like I own my car but my gf drives it more than I do, and I like riding shot gun when we're together, because then I can look for cute birds/deer and houses and stuff. Since I don't get out much and we are stuck in a basement I gotta savor being outdoors in any way I can.

I feel like the wanting her to "be a dude" bit is really gross. I have enough decision making still in my life and I understand and appreciate my gf laying things out for me. I would never have her pick out what I order at restaurants and stuff (every time) but sometimes might be fun. I am also just too much an artistic free spirit for that shit.

>I guess she hated being labeled or seen as a lesbian
That alone seems like a worrisome sign. Being lesbian is actually something I have grown to be really proud of. My family gave me shit for it at first but like anything you get over it.

I am not sure if it is just becuase she is new to subbing or what but it sounds like in a "fifty shades of grey" kind of way the line between abuse, and being dommed is getting blurred for her. (and or she doesn't understand it well enough to really know what she wants) She is receptive to what she is getting so at least there is that. Again personal stuff but I would never take being hit by my partner even in a sex context.

I honestly wish them the best of luck.

>>8055115
Oh gosh you reminded me, I really liked Sunstone and stopped following it for a while.

>>8055137
Your welcome hun ;)

What are the requirements for joining the discord? I want to but I'm socially anxious and I haven't actually joined any discords ever despite having it on my computer because I'm anxious. You guys are nice though right?

>>8055180
>nevermind i found the pastebin

>>8055180
Not being a bishit.
Not being a tranner.

>>8055180
Let me know how that goes, I have been flirting with the idea of joining it for the last little while. Mostly interested in how many people are there/online. My gf studies a lot so I would mostly just be hanging out listening with the odd interjection, but it might still be nice.

>>8055189
I'm neither but the
>leave your autism at the door
part scares me. I think I would throw up before or during the quick mic interview. If I get the courage to do it I will join though.

>>8054034
>Hello 4chan a friend recommend this site because you can be anonymous. I could use some advice.
In what universe would somebody straight up recommend coming to 4chan for advice, even with the benefit of being a anon?
>Hey, why don't you go on 4chan and ask those virgins, NEETs, and weeaboos for advice.

I'm so happy I could marry the first lesbian I see!

>>8055196
adding onto this, are the questions just random to hear your voice? I tend to freeze up and stutter when I'm not anticipating a topic.

>>8055218
H-how you doin'

>>8055239
Do not open this. "Diarrhea and gaping asshole"

>>8055239
It's pretty pink

>>8055237
I'm doing well, cute anon. I'm graduating on time and I bought lots of new and cute clothes! Also I'm thinking about drinking wine today

>>8055239
This link is being posted all over the place don't click it.

>>8055247
>>8055253
Boy it's been several years since I last saw that one. The internet has seriously desensitized me.

>>8055258
same.
>decide to not click on the link because I'm lazy
>someone says to not click on the link
>fuck you I will anyway
>oh it's a mildly gross porn image
I wish things shocked me at all anymore.

Reminder that it is legal to grope and molest "tfw no gf" girls.

>>8055285
Thanks for the FYI.
t. non-cis lesbian.

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>>8055285
Come molest me, anon.

what time is it for y'all right now? I was getting salty about the thread being slow and then realized It's almost 2am where I am. Good thing I have an exam tomorrow.

Yeah it is almost 2 here too, and that means it is even later in most of NA

Onks AMK opetus aina ollut näin paskaa vai onko tää vaan leikkausten takia näin huonoo?

>>8055318
It's 3:53am. Got to get up at 5:30am for work. ;_;

>>8055360
Why do you do that to yourself?

>>8055318
best coast represent

>>8055389
don't tell me there are other west coast anons up at this hour... go sleep!

>>8055318
11:13 am

>>8055318
4:15 am
it's been a while since I've gotten to sleep for 3 am

>>8055397
Ya boiiii. What are you doing up?

>>8055432
I drank an energy drink to get through a nighttime college class and decided to be productive. also porn.

and you?

>>8055389
I am. too... My gf wants to move back to the east coast and I have only been here 9 months.

>>8055447
do you like it here? I've never been to the east coast.

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Does anyone else have a couple days a month where the desperate craving for physical affection from a nonexistant girlfriend is more unbearable than the usual amount? Probably has something to do with hormones.

>>8055435
I'm in a call with a friend. What class did you take?

>>8055478
I'm in all STEM classes. and struggling miserably.

>>8055486
Why did you take them if they're a struggle?

>>8055475
why would hormones make you crave a nonexistant girlfriend?

>>8055497
It's the only thing I'm interested in, and the only thing I want to pursue. Unfortunately I'm gifted with being a ridiculously forgetful and slow-thinking individual.

>>8055501
I don't know. I get really depressed a day before my period, and before I get really sad I get really lonely. Could just be chance though.

>>8053939
Sooooo.
You're retarded.

>>8055518
ayyy it's S. My favorie bitch. i love you

>>8055451
I do actually. I find as I get older (only 26) but I get cold all the time. With climate going nuts I have friends back home getting a forecasted 75cm of snow right now. I can happily pass on that. The East Coast still seems to have a stronger sense of culture. (People are hard, and everyone is lower middle class/poorer overall, families are much tighter.)

I might just need to get out more and get to know the west coast. I have been sort of hermited since I got here. I love having mountains though. The rainforest parts are pretty wild too. There is a lot to like here. People seem healthier and cities are better planned/more of a focus on eco friendly stuffs/being green. More liberal overall too.

The East coast has something that I am missing out here. It could just be haven't gotten around enough yet.

Whelp it is 3:00 AM and I have to wake my girlfriend up in 4 hours sooo I will catch you lovely people later.

>>8055475
That's me every day of the month.

>>8055560
Meh for me its usually around my period. Then my body stabilizes again.

>>8055522
Lub u 2 boo

I'm going to eat an entire bag of little debbie chocolate donuts and No One Can Stop Me

>>8055629
You can stop you. So why don't you?

>>8055667
because I'm craving junkfood
>I ate five and realized I wasn't all that hungry

>>8055387
Couldn't sleep so I started playing vidyas. I was having too much fun that I lost track of time. It's whatever. That's what caffeine pills are for.

>>8055629
Send me some pls. I don't think I've ever had any. Though I've had almost no appetite lately actually.

Totally unrelated, but I'm wondering if anyone has any /fit/ knowledge or whatever here. Is losing 5 pounds in a week or so unhealthy?

>>8055695
Lacey Dunn is breddy gud, and a damn cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEfT5V7f5z0
>and no, donuts are all mine

>>8055695
HIV causes drastically weight lost like that.

>>8055701
I wasn't trying to, it just kind of happened.

>>8055702
It would be pretty impossible for me to have that. I've just barely been eating, and was wondering if that's like an unhealthy amount of loss or what.

>>8055695
Pasta. Eat a lot of pasta.
And soup. Chicken soup, to be exact.

I just saw the cutest lesbian couple at a café and it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

>>8055879
^_^ those always put a happy on my face

>>8055885
Yeah, then I got all >tfw no gf and they asked why I'm staring at them and I spilled all the spaghetti I had. ;_;

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>tfw no qt, asian gf

>>8055708
Hyperthyroidism, then. Go get your TSH, F4 and F3 levels checked. That amount of weight lost is obvious not good, unless it's water weight.

>>8055771
>Pasta
That's pleb tier food. Brown rice and oats are better souce of carbs. Stop being a pleb, S.

Fucking /clg/ normies. Stop being normies so you can stay here and talk to me at my convince.

>date with Crush earlier today
>Crush thinks every woman I'm into looks like me
>tells me about some lesbian couple she saw recently, where both women looked alike
>believes that something like that would be my ideal relationship as well, seeing as I just want to date myself

C-Crush knows she's Crush and she doesn't even look anything like me either.

Why are men so pushy?
>have male coworker who started the same day as me
> we get along and work pretty well together
> but anytime I even slightly struggle he asks if I need help
> say I'm going to go get something we need, he asks if I know where it is
> boss is talking to both of us but I'm kind of a step behind coworker, he shifts his stance and pretty much cuts me out of the conversation
> he always has to be the one to present an idea/finding to the boss, even if it was my idea
> always wants to put his hands on what I'm working on
> expects me to hand him things when I'm getting them to use myself
Other than that he's cool and I have no problems with him, but man that shit is annoying. I'm in the same position as him and I'm not fucking incompetent.

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I'm lonely.

At least I have a Rimworld colony full of lesbians.

>>8056077
/clg will be normie thread and all the NEET's and autists will be sold into slavery and servitude.

LESGEN I'M GOING ON MY FIRST DATE THIS WEEKEND!

I meet this girl on tinder, and I asked her to meet up for coffee and she said yes. I'm really nervous though, I'm not sure if anything will go anywhere because we don't really share hobbies and intrest.

Any advice for dates? If we meet and I don't want to continue anything, do I tell her or..?

>>8056900
don't over think it
flash that smile and turn on the charm
worst case, you never see or talk to her again
worster case, she's cannibalanon and she'll eat you
>yes, that was a pun

Today has been a good day
>my new gaming battlestation arrived
>got a new hair cut and now I have so cute hair!
>been groping my gf for two days
>she's horny as fuck

>>8057124
Show cute haircut

>>8057124
I'm extremely jealous of your girlfriend. kms.

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>out with a qt today
>we're talking about some cake she's eating
>me: "It would have been better if the chocolate on top was melted and still warm"
>her: "Oh, that's fine, I prefer it for things to be... hard"

Kinda hot desu, and I didn't even spill my spaghetti.

>>8057132
Over here? Never.
>too many pervert and horny dykes
>>8057133
We have reached the level where we're considering to adopt a cat. Or two cats so they'd have company.

>>8057227
>too many perverts and horny dykes
I'm a pervert AND a dyke and I really wanna see your cute haircut anon

>>8057227
Just block out your face or something

>>8057227
what >>8057331
>>8057434
said

>>8057227
just adopt me as your new gf instead ples

>>8057331
>>8057434
>>8057476
I already ruined it with a lazy but ugly ponytail so you were too late
>might post braids tomorrow
>intentionwhoring.png
>>8057488
No. I'm actually satisfied in my relationship but I know that you'll find someone good, anon.

New /clg when?

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>>8050425
their doing it for the camera. that doesn't mean that they aren't enjoying themselves, but neither of them would ever initiate that sort of thing. straight women do enjoy a lot of gay stuff though (except for licking pussy).

that seems to be one of the biggest differences between straight and bi women. the desire to initiate things with women, or go to lesbian places and make it very obvious that you want other women to come on to you. straight women don't do that, even though they would enjoy most aspects of lesbian sex (except giving cunnilingus).

>>8057810
How can anyone not like pussy

Dubs and I send a follow request to my crush on instagram

>>8057998
fuck it I did it anyway, online magic 8 ball told me it was a good idea. I feel so alive

>>8057801
I promise I will send our workout routine right away when we start a new thread :3

>>8057884
straight women are an enigma

Killing or enslaving the poor is a servitude for humanity and it should be rewarded

>>8058032
Life is nothing without taking risks. You're living now, anon! Gj

>>8058032
good job anon.
you're really doing it!

>tfw someone hurt you but you still miss them
how do you get over someone?

Has anyone here ever tried tribadism/scissoring? It always seemed pretty weird/overly complicated to me but I recently talked to a girl who swore by it.

>>8058338
Just ask her to show it to you.

>>8058554
She's had a girlfriend since forever.

>>8058338
I mean Sinn Sage looks super hot doing it so I hope it feels as good as she makes it seem.
t. virgin

>>8058726
>tfw you will never be fucked by sinn sage
:c

>>8058726
>>8058740
Who? Am I missing something?

>>8058752
A cute lesbian porn star who actually knows how to fuck

>>8058752
http://www.hdzog.com/videos/45360/julia-039-s-bitches-19/?promo=10954

>>8058759
Ah okay. Will check her out, thanks.
Most porn is just so bad I rarely even bother with it.

>>8058781
malena morgan is pretty good too.

>>8058818
Appreciate it, anon. That's my night planned.

>>8058830
Look for videos with her and elle alexendra (pretty redhead). Apparently they were a couple for a time.