Cis LesGen

>pussy withdrawal and sexual frustration
/clg/ in one meme arrow

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>I sometimes look at this butt

>>8040846
Do you get turned on by yourself? I do but only in the mirror, never pictures.

>>8040861
>when you get a mirror to look at your vagina and it's a surreal experience each time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-PgHSZh6U

This straight dude thinks he's a lesbian because he dresses like a girl while banging his gf with his erect cock. And if you don't date him and suck him off you're transphobic.

I'm becoming more and more TERF as time goes on.

>>8040890
surreal how?

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Just a reminder - there was that anon that revealed Austria on /r9k/ apparently. I noticed a beta male from /r9k/ lurking around here trying to find pictures of Austria. So Austria knows to never post anything of herself - and you fucked us over anon-who-revealed-her.

>>8040899
Surreal in that you don't see the bottom half that much. So when I really get in there it's crazy how much is going on. Vagina is a sacred, holy thing.

>>8040890
I have this weird feeling whenever I see my pussy, either I really like it or feel almost indifferent about it. Like, I'm very used to seeing my clit and lips from 'above' basically but the frontal view is rare and odd.

>>8040259

Are you blonde cycling anon?

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>>8040784
>white people saying nigga
You have no class

>>8040894
It's not transphobic to not want to date her. Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you like all girls. You can not want to date trans women or black women or tall women or femmes or butches and it's all just your personal preference.

>>8040894
TERFism is the correct ideology. You should be a TERF.

>>8040987
Why is everyone on 4chan so racist

>>8041003
Anonymity

>>8041007
No one has integrity?

>>8040846
that's a cute butt!

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>>8040959
>her
delusional tranny detected

>>8041011
Because we grew up here and this is the way we speak.

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>>8039198
Probably shouldn't do this but fuck it. Fuck it. I took some of the identifying stuff off.

Enjoy the swag that is my pokemon car. I bought it brand new and got the dealership to do the deals as part of a "marketing" thing piggybacking Pokemon go at peak hype, I invented out of thin air. Doing that ended up saving me about 12 thousand dollars.

People see the car all over the place and get so excited! They smile, and kids freak out over it a lot. We had one woman who 3D prints cookie cutters give us a pokeball one while we were stopped checking directions one time.

>>8040917
I actually saw that robots are looking for her in lesgen too. Why would someone expose her like that, and to robots no less. :(

>>8041044
I grew up here too but it's not that hard to not be racist and not say racist words

>>8041106
It's called context. If you can't read context (i.e. Is the intention to be racist) then you shouldn't be interacting with people through a platform like this. If you take offense at a word - you haven't been here for more than five months.

>>8040894
Fuck Mr Dennis. He isn't even a transwoman. Just a political jerkoff.

>>8041169
I get what everyone is saying, but it is also true that this is /lgbt/ not /b/ just don't be an ass.

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Would you bang, /llll/?

>>8041177
If I want to be told what to do - I'll ask. Otherwise that bitch doesn't need to police anyone. Just as bad as that idiot who said "stop being sexist". Fuck off. Go to reddit to be fed your bullshit.

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>>8040995

Indeed. Just look at all the MtT trolls that come here. They can't stand that there's 1 thread on the whole board that isn't about them. Or the harassment of Michfest. Typical straight male entitlement.

>>8040894
I actually tried to date a trans"woman" when I was more liberal and naive, and all of the horror stories and shit are true. Everything that could go wrong went wrong.

I'm 100% a TERF now and I loathe myself for making the mistake of buying into the predatory transbians meme. Also I'm pretty sure all other normal lesbians will hate me now so it screwed me over in multiple ways.

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>>8040894
This fat fuck is his gf btw. I bet she has a Dumblr account (nonbinary, xe/xim/zhim/zhaym pronouns), in her spare time writes crappy tacky fanfics then listens to self-obsessed indie folk rock while crying herself to sleep.

>>8041057
very cool, mystic=best team!

also on another note is it normal to feel suicidal and that you legitimately you have no friends. Can't tell if it's exam week stress getting to me, or just the facts of my loserdom sinking in

>>8041183
It's not the dong, it's their entitled male personalities that count against them.

>>8041197
>and all of the horror stories and shit are true
Elaborate my pham.

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>clg

>>8040894
Holy crap, his gf is way funnier than he'll ever be tbqh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euw-Ej3zimM

>>8041203
Fuck you, Rep that team chocolate tomboy

>>8041218
Don't click the link. Fat fuck bishit doesn't need to be fed more.

Anyways else feel kinda bad for the gay MtTs? They don't dress like 13 year old girls or beeline for women-only spaces like the straight MtTs(transbians) do. I feel bad that their dating pool is mostly bi dudes who want to fuck them but not be seen in public with them.

>>8041205
How many tranners don't have entitled male personalities?

>>8041169
I've been here for 9 years and this isn't /b/. the word is racist regardless of context

>>8041239
Are you black? If not, idgaf. If yes, idgaf. Go elsewhere Cuz I'm using it more from here on out.

>>8041205
>It's not the dong,
Bishit.

>>8041207
>>8041197
This I want to hear how this went down. To be fair. You are equating one bad person to all people of type X being bad. Still really want to hear this green text tale.

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>tfw power lesbians suddenly on your tv

http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2017/03/say_yes_to_the_dress_lesbian_couple_kleinfeld_brid.html

>>8041203
I actually am Mystic, but I had to get all three logos on there to make it legit marketing.

I feel really guilty because there are social media accounts and junk I made for this and people keep following them/visiting them because on the front I have a hashtag for the pages. . . But I never really post anything or even play pokemon go these days.

>>8041329
aww too bad :( I still play a bit it's a fun entertainment.
>>8041225
? I'm white and a femme ?

Good afternoon guys i would like to ask y'all something — it's about me and my girlfriend and i need your advise
i really don't know what to do. Me and my girlfriend being together for 9months next week Saturday would've being
10months, the problem is she lie to me about her cousin liking her i asked her multiple times and she lied to me — i found out everything Sunday morning. I didn't like her cousin at first because she was all up in my girlfriend which in i didn't Like that shit, I send the girl a request on facebook she accept it but i didnt text her, She Inbox me and start asking me questions about me & my girlfriend i didn't Hide Shit i told her everything we do. She said this to me that i dont want her cousin to be happy and i should let her go because better is out there So I said "Your Cousin Is Much More Than Better For Me". She said horrible things about my girlfriend which is her cousin and i just couldnt believe that shit... Finally my girlfriend sister told me that the girl likes her, Then my stupid girlfriend told me everthing because i was getting irritated It hurts my soul when my girlfriend told me that her cousin likes her and how much my girlfriend was going to fuck her but she then rethink and clear her mind
from all that. I couldn't do nothing but cry hold my heart was wondering if I'm going to die.....
I text the girl and Said how do you do that Shit ?? Huh ?? I Wish I Could Claw Your Eyes Out But How Would You Be Able To Look At Yourself In The Mirror Ever Morning. Such A Sorry Excuse For A Human Being, How Do You Do That Pretending So Long That You Cared About My Feelings Which In You Don't Give A Damn.. She Haven't Reply To Me All Guilty
And my girlfriend she's text me asking for one last change i wonna gave her the change but i wonna know if i'm worth the fight for her so i haven't said yes.. I just want her to feel the pain i'm in right now

>>8041205
Tbh it is the dong tho.
And the voice and lack of natural breasts.

>>8040894
>>8041183
>>8041189
>>8041201
>>8041214
>>8041229
I'd put money on this being false-flagging.

>>8041322
Proof that pantsuits are evil. Two dresses or don't bother.

>>8041318
Fuck off Matt

>>8041368
I stopped pokemon go like a week after playing it. But I was the red one specifically because my scrutiny zeroed in on the boobs in her profile before their reveal. She turned out to be a delicious brown tomboy.

>>8041207
>manipulative sociopath
>predatory and creepy to every female she ever met
>couldn't deal with rejection and whined to EVERYone about it in attempts to make them feel guilty. basially a nice-guy.
>rude bitch about girls looks/weight/level of confidence, etc. Was mean and vindictive about every detail of everyone else yet had zero self awareness
>obsessed with lesbians, called herself gay every 5 seconds
>entitled and whiney, couldn't hold a job, couldn't be bothered to go to school, parents supported her entirely yet she hated them. basically an r9k neet.
>weird sadistic fetishes involving lesbians. weird degenerate fetishes in general.
>obsessed with anime
>rainbow thigh highs always
>so many drugs
>special snowflake who got 'triggered' and had a meltdown everytime she had a minor inconvenience in her life.
>generally crazy

>>8041427
>calling it a girl
What the hell is your problem

>>8041197
STORYTIME

>>8041389
I would dump you too... are you ESL or something? That was painful to read

>>8041427
>>obsessed with anime
>>rainbow thigh highs always
>>so many drugs

It started to get less believable around here. You should cut out the rainbow thigh highs part in the future.

>>8041436
S-sorry I have political correctness ingrained into me after years of brainwashing from my friends and family
>>8041440
I have many stories but for a rundown see
>>8041427

>>8041322
Are those dickheads in her pupils

>>8041450
The funny thing is that is actually true. She wore them constantly and never washed them.

>>8041461
Male pls go. That's obviously underboob.

How fucked am I /clg/?
I've been crushing on one of my coworkers for awhile now. We're also now living together because we both had roommates move out around the same time. We're together all the time, and it's honestly a vaguely codependent super intimate friendship going on here. A bunch of people we work with apparently think that we're secretly dating already or think that we would be a cute couple. She's into girls but I'm not the type she goes for, so I haven't told her how I feel.
Our lease will be up soon and I'm wondering if I should move out just so we don't see each other all the time. I love seeing her all the time though and this is a great place to live which is why I don't really want to do that. What do?

>>8041427
>>obsessed with anime
>>rainbow thigh highs always
>>so many drugs
So if there was all this upfront how the hell did you ever start dating? I feel like calling bs on this.
>predatory and creepy to every female she ever met

So she was this way to you too then. Again why did you start dating. This sounds super made up.

>This girl is creepy, and dresses like a highschooler.
>I better date her right now!

>>8041395
Don't you fucking dare quoting my threadly shitpost.

>>8041486
If she's bishit - get over it. If she's goldstar, you can convince her to try things out by flirting a bit.

>>8041395
No, what, really? Who would do that?

>>8041427
>sadistic fetishes
Extremely unusual for mtfs. They are almost always very masochistic.

>>8041427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqd289uv4aI

>>8041511
Fuck off, Matt.

>>8041452
Next time, just go to the tranner lesgen to complain. They come here to try and say "bullshit this is exactly what happens irl but bullshit" and their mansplaining picks up. Take it to them.

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Why are you not cosplaying in your free time?
It's a good way to meet qts.

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>in squat rack
>blonde qt comes up to me and asks how many sets I have left
>panic and tell her I'm done because flustered
>I wasn't actually done
>tfw 30 and still can't talk to attractive women

I might as well get one of those anime body pillows and call it a day. At least she smiled at me when I left, though. So she must not think I'm totally awkward. Unless it was a pity smile.

>>8041537
Who dat girl in the middle? (As in what's she cosplaying and how can I see more of her)

>>8041493
I was a self-hating idiot who had poor judgement in people and I was a lot younger and more stupid. I was just surprised someone was paying attention to me. It lasted about a week.
>>8041511
I only have one reference for this, but maybe it differs between if they're into men or women?
>>8041533
I would but I'm scared of them now

>>8041537
>tfw you're flat and can still pull ass

>>8041539
get tinder.

>>8041555
>I only have one reference for this, but maybe it differs between if they're into men or women?
My encounters have been with bisexual ones, so it's possible.

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>>8041539
Definitely get a daki.

>>8041555
>>8041567
Talk about women.

>>8041559
Charisma, interesting hobbies, intelligence, social skills, and an ass of your own. (No matter how flat the chest you can work yourself up to an ass!)

>t. flat with a kicking booty, and a gf. ;)

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>>8041057
>mazda
Noice! I'm the other anon with the mazda.

Are you planning on keeping the poko logos forever?

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>>8041563
Maybe I should. I'm not that much of a catch, though. I mean, I look alright but I have a lot of issues that a stranger probably wouldn't put up with. I'm working on it, though.

>>8041573
>tfw they don't make daiki with your waifu on it

Oh well

>>8041628
What kind of issues? I'm sure they're not that bad

>>8041575
they are :3

>>8041555
>I was a self-hating idiot who had poor judgement in people and I was a lot younger and more stupid. I was just surprised someone was paying attention to me. It lasted about a week.

>Meeting a transbian even 5 years ago would have been insane luck.
Still don't believe the story, not that I doubt a trans person could be that shitty, but because even an attention hungry teenager wouldn't date someone they found creepy.

But w.e its your life, and your shitposting.

>>8041389
Learn to greentext you newfag. This is not your tumblr to be posting a wall of text.

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>>8041621
Good advice

>>8041389
Lol. Give her a chance. Just warn her if she just goes and fucks her cousin, you guys are gonna be through.

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>International Autism Awareness day - cringe enough to snap a neck
Is my autismo really that bad?
Fuck.

>>8041647
Girls like that image are my catnip. Which is terrible, because they almost always turn out to be not so great people.

>>8041621
Any ass tips?

>>8041426
yeah I remember when Pokemon Go first came out, and there was so much cute ship art of Blanche (team mystic;blue) and Candela (team valour; red).
I still ship it so hard

>>8041628
who's your waifu?

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Hi,

I'm a male who likes lesbians. A lesbian chaser you might say. Gay women have a calm self assurance about them that straight women almost never have and I find it incredibly attractive. I've never dated a lesbian, but I really want to. Would you girls potentially ever be interested in a male partner? What would it take for a guy to maximize his chances?

>>8041718
just transition already so we can hate you even more

Remember to filter out and ignore baitposters.

>>8041728
I'm not trans though. I just want a lesbian gf. I would be like her exception or something.

>>8041760
>I'm not trans though.
That's the point. So we can hate you even more

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Hey folks. Finished that archer line art I told you I was working on. She has a monkey face but so does the reference image. (I can post if you want)

Anyway I plan to paint it (Hopefully tonight, but who knows haha)

>>8041683
Sadly yeah. They are the ones who "I am different from every other girl" when you meet them. Amongst themselves are all carbon copies.

They:
>Love craft beer (the hoppier the better)
> secretly take part in roller derby
> probably watch obscure anime,
>are basically hipsters but will never admit it
>probably like some atmospheric band you have never heard of or obscure Swedish metal
>definitely smoke weed/do drugs
>probably have a cat that gets by eating roaches, >if asked will tell you a life story behind each tatto, or tell you they got it on a whim.

etc etc

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>>8041735
>>8041757
>ywn have a lesbian gf

>>8040937
what no I'm ginger, also I don't even like cycling that much

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>>8041633
>severe depression and anxiety
>anxiety so bad I still can't drive
>taking meds and going to therapy once a week
>still living with parents (more because of their issues than mine as I have a weird sense of obligation to them)
>30 but commonly mistaken for early 20s
>only 5'3

I'm finally better enough to start working full time and will hopefully be doing urban planning/digital cartography soon so I guess there's that going for me. Oh and

>fatal allergy to peanuts

Yeah, I know the lesbian is allergic to nuts. My birthmark is also a pink triangle.

>>8041711
The blonde chick I posted in my other reply. She's from the movie Atlantis. Failing that, I guess pic related. I like badasses when it comes to fictional women.

>>8041877
>only 5'3
Cute.

>My birthmark is also a pink triangle.
Post pic of your triangle.

>>8041791
Tried mutilating your self into a fake woman?

Don't bother, you still won't get one.

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today I got all nicely dressed up, trying to look real cute and femme as opposed to lanky tomboy and my crush didn't even show up for classes today
>tfw

I-it's not like she would've noticed me or cared anyway. I-I'm cool with that, I don't really like her that much

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>>8041948
>"I don't really like her that much"
You're deeply in love with her, aren't you, anon?

>>8041505
She's bi but as far as I know she's only ever dated girls, and she says she's like 98% into women and like 2% into guys. Our convos are full of flirting and innuendos which is probably why everyone thinks we're together. We haven't done anything but it feels like we're all but actually dating.

>>8041877
So? The only reason I'd have a problem dating someone with severe depression and anxiety is if they used it as an excuse for being a terrible person or it was all they talked about. and I don't think anyone cares about allergies either.

>>8041948
>tfw I missed a class today
I can dream

>>8041996
Too cute.

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do lesbians like feet?

>>8042013
I do. I'd guess it's pretty rare in general though, I never hear about other lesbians liking it.

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>>8041980
it's a shallow thing, it's gotta be. I hardly know her. All I've come to gather for the past 3 years is that she's a gymnast with a huge passion for it. She's a hardworking and organized student with a sweet deep-ish voice, lightly tanned skin, piercing gaze and a Beautiful, cute af smile.

but that's just it. I'm just stupidly obsessed, it's not love. My brain simply likes to throw me all these feels in strange random waves of varying intensities.

>>8042037
dammit you crushed my self-important dream.
Sounds like a qt though. I get obsessed with girls too... if a little less than yours sounds. Three years is a long fucking time to not talk to someone if you really like them.

>>8042037
Do you talk to her in class or just admire from afar?

>>8042037
>no other images found
is this your painting anon? and if so please tell me it isn't a stalker portrait.

>>8042025
I had a gf who had a "being stepped on" fetish if that counts

>>8042056
>dammit you crushed my self-important dream.
sorry anon, but how?
>Sounds like a qt though
she is. Not just appearance, but how she carries herself overall.
> Three years is a long fucking time to not talk to someone if you really like them.
I've been considering actually confessing to her for the past couple of weeks but I'm met with various doubts such as

>maybe I don't really like her, I merely like the idea of her
>should I try to be friends with her first or confess right away
>if it's the latter, how should I do it?
>if it's the former, how should I do it?
>what if she rejects me and outs me?
>what if I creep her out?
and the worst one is not feeling like it's worth a shot because she might be too good for me.

>>8042059
the last time I spoke to her was about 3 weeks ago when she asked if she could sit next to me at an auditorium. I mostly admire from afar

>>8042071
I posted it before, it was drawn from memory... not entirely accurate of course, but it's accurate enough that I wouldn't post it to social media

>>8042103
Self important dream because I was:>>8041996
this poster. But I don't match your description.

also uh.... don't just confess to someone you don't know. She sounds straight. Try and be friends with her at the very least. You sound like you have a minor obsession but you shouldn't let it make you do rash things.

>>8042103
>i admire her from afar
>drawn from memory
>last time I spoke to her was 3 weeks ago
it's the /clg/ caraposter

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>>8042129
>She sounds straight
that's all I needed to hear. Down forgetfulness lane I go

>>8042135
what, last time I checked I was named painting anon

>>8042162
i mean a god-tier gymnast normie sounds straight by default. If you have any reason to believe otherwise then great, but when it doubt probably assume she's straight. Have you ever seen her dating anyone?

Not really

>>8042184
Well, maybe try and be friends with her first. If she turns out to like girls then go ahead with confessing, but be lowkey about it.

>>8042162
I have never actually heard of painter anon here. I know of you, and know when you posted that originally, but no one called you that to my memory haha.

>>8042248
hi haha-anon

>>8042037
straight guy here, I'm drunk and browsing.

Honestly, gymnasts and dancers are the best thing ever. Idk how it would be for two women but I think at least here we can all agree that having a chic do the splits on your face is heavily appealing

t.normie

reminder to ignore and hide baitposters

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>>8042272
Fuck I do it without even being aware of it a lot of the time.

>>8042283
>having a chic do the splits on your face is heavily appealing

I don't even know where to begin with this... Literally go home dude. You're drunk.

>>8042013
Eh, I like small toes.

>>8042013
>>8042025
>>8042072

I had a girlfriend once who had a foot fetish, like she specifically wanted to do sexual stuff focusing mostly or entirely on my feet, and often gave foot-focused compliments.

HOWEVER, I got the very strong feeling that it wasn't genuine, and that it was somehow an obsession that she, like, I dunno, forced herself to act on for some neurotic reasons.

That might have just been my own perceptions and inability to relate to such a bizarre desire, but I doubt it. I'm pretty good at reading people usually, and there was just something off about that with her as opposed to how genuine she seemed about other things.

>>8042303
>>8042310
appearently dude, you're drunk lol

who here /uglyasfuck/?
I wear nice clothes, work out, I'm not fat, I have clear skin and my hair isn't awful, I even wear makeup sometimes, but I'm just fucking ugly. I'm 18 and I have the face of a 30 year old man.

would you date a fucking hideous girl if she was otherwise nice and had good hygeine n stuff?

>>8041255
edgy

story time from your favorite pancake
>standing in line at grocery store
>tired as fuck
>notice cute girl with blond hair, my height, septum piercing, cute bangs, perf gf material
>zone out looking at her and thinking she's cute
>she looks over
>make eye contact
>too tired to react/realize what I'm doing and look away quickly
>continue to stare
>oh fuck
>look away
>blush
>don't look in her direction for the rest of my time in line/checking out
in other news, the amount of people in line made me too embarrassed to buy the sour skittles I was holding, so looks like in sticking to my loose diet after all

>>8042377
I do the
>walk into an store
>see an girl
>walk out of an store
regularly

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Attention ladies. Fitness goals here. (Click link for the video)

http://i.imgur.com/ey9FFqJ.gifv

>>8042013
Someone told me it's a male fetish, some sort of genetic defect found in males. I believe it.

>>8042472
Is it a girl getting carried by a woman? I live for that!

>>8042507
>Is it a girl getting carried by a woman? I live for that!
>Being carried = Girl
>Lifting = Woman
I see what you did there.

Go to the link I posted and it is a whole video fitness clip. The smaller one does sit-ups to kiss the bigger one and everything. :3

>>8042542
Yeah well one day I want to be trapped in a building where a firefighting lass will lift me up and carry me to safety. But in that gif - the muscle power of them both unf

>>8041930
I wish I were taller.

>Post pic of your triangle.

I may tomorrow when I'm not using my shit webcam.

>>8041989
>if they used it as an excuse for being a terrible person or it was all they talked about

Yeah I generally try not to be that person. I just go see my therapist, take my meds and try to work on getting better as much as I can.

>>8042472
>tfw no qt gf to deadlift

>>8042594
>one day I want to be trapped in a building where a firefighting lass will lift me up and carry me to safety.
Except she won't be able to because she will have only qualified to be a firefighter because of sexist lower standards and the requirement some women be hired. She'll struggle to lift you, be unable to carry you out of the building, and die alongside you in the flames.

>>8042327
I have never understood foot fetishes, and hope I never will. Also:

>t. Have ugly feet, but the rest of me is cute...

>tfw broke up
>tfw have to see her every day at work
>tfw have to keep it a secret still

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>>8043277
>tfw no 5'3 qt to squat

>>8043338
Do males see this as a bad thing? Sounds great. I'd purposely die in a girl's arms.

>>8043369
Where do you work.

>>8043439
>Do males see this as a bad thing?
You don't have to be male to think you shouldn't die for the sake of faux equality.

>>8043502
Get that tranner shit out of here troll.

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>>8043510

>>8043439
>Where do you work.
A stupid call center in Eastern Europe

>>8043487
But you are male, correct? There's a specific bitterness in your language that screams y chromosome.

>>8043574
Slavic? Slavic girls a best.

>>8043611
>a specific bitterness in your language
What do you mean?

>>8043611
>Slavic?
Somewhat. I live in Romania.
Romanian girls are incredibly cute

>>8043645
Well since you're single now - want another gf?

>>8043643
If you can't see it you don't have the brain power of a female.

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>>8043662

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>>8043502
I am bitter that men have enslaved beautiful creatures like that and shoved a fucking tail in them, and some how made them cock hungry sluts. Denying them their rightful place among the goddesses who would treat them with dignity, respect, and the occasional orgasm denial.

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>>8043754
>THIS POST

and they say that we are mentally ill.

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>>8043611
>"Slavic girls a best"

Random Russian American passing by, thanks for the compliment ;u;

I grew up in a Russian neighborhood and was bullied a lot for being gay so I don't find Russian girls attractive, and the language reminds me of my parents.

Judging from every crush I've had (the only gfs I've had were ldr), I'm into awkward nerdy American girls...how do I find the qt Yankee of my dreams, /clg/?
Pic related, every girl I like looks like that

>>8043502
Not so bitter that I'd stoop to becoming a furry.

>>8043787
Are you a furfag? Every Russian lesbian I've had contact with is a furry freak

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>>8043813
No? I'm actually more of a cyborgfag/robogirl-fag, though I also like elves...
Phantasy Star gave me so many of my earliest waifus, swear to God, but I'm also really partial to characters like the robogirls in Va11 Hall-A or Aigis in Persona. I'm obsessed with robogirls honestly.
The closest I'd get to furfaggotry is liking a catgirl, but nothing beyond nekomimi.

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>>8043845
>robogirl
>catgirl
get you a gal who can do both

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>>8043845
Opinions on KOS-MOS type robowaifus?

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>>8043878
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg, I need to watch nuku nuku, she's reminding me so much of a loli-fied Nei from Phantasy Star...ah...
>>8043883
>is painfully reminded that I still haven't played Xenosaga
Well... ^^;;
That being said, I've said Y E S every time I laid my eyes on KOS-MOS, so yeah, I want to put her in overdrive, if you catch my drift.

I'm actually pretty attracted to robotic features, like visible joints, metallic embellishments, and hollow-looking eyes. I also have a thing for dolls, too, so that probably comes from it.
As long as she's not too chromium (like a toaster with boobs, or Rosie from the Jetsons), I'd probably do her. <3

>>8042345
All of that is a good start. Your personality can really make up for anything else (or sink it).

For example, would you date a girl with the personality of a soggy bread slice? Or worse, a viciously harpy-like kitten kicker? Maybe the boring one for a hookup, but definitely not the super toxic bitch. Think of some catty girls from your high school days. Would you date them?

Also, confidence works wonders too.

>>8043787
Saw this in my fb feed as I happened to read your post. Enjoy maybe? http://mymodernmet.com/margarita-kareva-russian-fairy-tales/

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>>8043932
I played Xenosaga the first time when I was 14, and not knowing I was gay as hell, I felt extreme confusion about my attraction to KOS-MOS. I decided at the time that it's simply because she's like really strong and cool.

Now I'm wildly attracted to really strong and cool women. I had similar issues watching Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex as a kid. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn's voice really gets to me.

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>>8044082
>http://mymodernmet.com/margarita-kareva-russian-fairy-tales/
So considerate! Spasibo, anon! God, they're all so pretty...
Oddly enough, I was always more into Andersen than most Russian fairy tales as a kid. In retrospect, it's probably because they're all about unrequited love...orz
I read The Steadfast Tin Soldier again recently, and since my last gf was an emotionally neglectful ballerina, it kind of hit me hard...
I'd love to date a ballet dancer, (insert Russian stereotype here), but I'm not one myself and my body has always been really frail and stiff. Maybe that's why I like dolls and robots, lol. So fragile.

>>8044127
Different anon, here.

You sound interesting and cute.

>>8044127
>my body has always been really frail and stiff
I want to slam into that body with aggressive sexual desire. Please release guttural growls in ruski.

So what do you think about FtMs? I know most of you wouldn't date a MtF because they have a dick, but what about FtMs?

I love all of you <3

>>8044173
<3

>>8044104
I kind of feel the same way about robot girls? I was always attracted to the stories they had, often about learning to experience human emotions, and they'd often become really sensitive, yet cool and strong women by the end of the story. I relate to that, even though I'm much more sensitive than strong... ^^;;;

I've always liked that balance of strength and sensitivity--that's why I really love women, and I guess why I love ballet dancers, too. Well, aside from the fact that T and A are really nice to look at, too, hehe.

And YES. McGlynn's voice...Motoko just melts my heart. It's been AGES since I've seen SAC, but the scene with Motoko and her GFs made me really jealous...
>>8044149
Aw...shucks! Thank you so very much!
>>8044157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M1JJkq0Yti

>>8044176
You sound like such a fucking nerd stop speaking English and go russian full time. I'm vigorously masturbating to that one word it's so fantastic.

I have to spend 2 weeks in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Any Brazilian anons around here? I need something other than work to do and probably try to meet local qt's.

>>8044176
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M1JJkq0Yti
CUTE.

Recite Zimniy Vecher for us

>>8044176
>>8044204

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bKORrnMpQ

For reference

>>8041486
You should seal the deal before she moves out and it's too late.

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I had some randomish youtube music on and I like MJ, but I just realized that this is basically street "Harassment The Video".

I am thankful I live in 2017 just because I feel like being a lesbian in the 80's would have been shit. (Thought I think the 80's was pretty rad, also the girl in this video has like negative ass...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzZ_urpj4As

>>8044211
>>8044204
I'm very Americanized so I can't read Pushkin without a lot of stuttering and pauses, but here's a stanza of Esenin for you all!
(I love his poetry...)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yDU1k5Cdcm

He вepнyть мнe тy нoчкy пpoхлaднyю,
He видaть мнe пoдpyги cвoeй,
He cлыхaть мнe тy пecню oтpaднyю,
Чтo в caдy pacпeвaл coлoвeй!

Lovely night, I will never retrieve it,
And I won"t see my sweet precious love.
And the nightingale"s song, I won"t hear it,
Happy song that it sang in the grove!

>tfw no qt rus gf who actually likes my nerdy qualities to whisper russian poetry to me and cuddle with and keep each other warm on cold winter nights

brb, listening to Once Upon a December and crying myself to sleep

>>8044279
Aw. This one's for you, lonely anon. Sorry that it sounds awful, but I want to do something sweet for you. <3 Don't give up!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vmApwzSYjM

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>>8044289
Well, I guess I could fall in love instead of crying myself to sleep then, okay.

It's not like my plans were set in stone or anything.

>>8044300
Here's some kind words for you, anon, I really feel honored!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06GZvNggzFl

>>8044334
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06GZvNggzFl
You sound like you would run a panel at a Sci-fi convention on which magical girl is better than the other factoring in lore or something.

>>8044341
Having never heard such a thing, I'm not sure what you're implying there.

Personally I think she sounds pretty fuckin qt.

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Gotta say, I think I'm in love.

>>8042037
Got a tumblr or some art page?

>>8044457
Eww.

>>8044457
pissing the bed will not help you get a girlfriend anon

>>8044536
Hey now, don't tell her that, watersports is a thing.

>>8042204
the thing is that in a couple of months from now she'll be graduating and probably moving somewhere else with a guaranteed job whereas I'll be stuck in college for another year. I'll probably never see her again and I don't see it possible for me to make friends with her in such a short time.

She's intimidating, and she's also surrounded by equally intimidating and sometimes annoying friends. It's like she's in a completely different league, which is why I find it logical to try and forget her (which I managed to do, for a while, but now it 's back), but I also kind of don't want to.

>>8044523
I do, but if I were to share it I'd be outing myself not just as a homo but a desperate love whiner. Have fun if you manage to find me on tumblr though

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>>8044545
Russianon back again, and the less I say about THAT, the better, hehe.
>>8044457
Dunno what to say about that, though, lol. Flattered but...kinda tmi?
Whodathunk my evening would go from pure angst to talking about robogirls to...whatever this is? Uh, thanks?

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I just woke up from a spooky dream where I was being chased through a cave by two girls riding utahraptors.

>>8044582
We have a Russianon too now? I feel like I'm missing out.

>>8044237
Personally I'd never feel harassed by a guy wearing a white sash belt.

>>8041189
>TERF
go fuck yourself, you arrogant little bitch

there is no such thing as straight male entitlement

but you're a cunt

>>8043754
you don't like it when women aren't like you

i have a wife and we love each other to death, it makes me laugh that lonely cunts like you think she's missing out....."enslaved"....fucking hell, you are deluded

>>8044127
you aren't trapped in a hurricane of your sexuality

you're a human being, with freewill, who can fuck whatever she chooses, you choose to fuck women, you are in control of you

there has been no lie more pernicious in recent history

>>8044237

men get harassed by stupid bitches like you, but you don't give a shit about that

>>8044605

i love how you have to specify utahraptor, arrogant cunt, you probably think ppl are inferior to you, just another arrogant cunt

>>8044666
Are you really trying to say that men are harassed by random lesbians on the street?

>>8044672
Don't engage him. He's clearly having a mental breakdown. Maybe we'll get lucky and this isn't for fun, he'll get drunk and drive off a bridge.

>>8044582
I think she meant the vibrator.

>>8041197
Don't tell me you lost your gold star status over a shemale

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>>8040894
It's the creepiest thing ever how these things take over gay communities and make it all about them. I can't even post on /r/actuallesbians that i only want to date someone who is biologically female (you know, because i'm fucking gay) without getting tons of hate now

>>8041427
>>weird sadistic fetishes involving lesbians. weird degenerate fetishes in general.
I've also noticed this about MtF. A lot of them have the lesbians converted to dick fetish souped up on steroids. I have yet to meet even one straight guy have a literal hardon for raping lesbians like mtf communities do

>>8044672
Maybe not lesbians but women do harass men on the street, at least as badly as the other way around.

>>8044849
ignore this troll

>>8044171
Wouldn't want to date someone who had given themselves male characteristics with high doses of testosterone.

Having said that, I once dreamed that I kissed a friend of mine who is FtM. Possibly because I have had weird fantasies about meeting her before she wrecked her body with testosterone .

>>8043533

>4ch_o_n memes

wew

>>8044671

Velociraptorlet detected.

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>>8043433
It'd be kind of fun to have someone pick me up but I'd be worried I'd be too heavy. But at the same time I'd be embarrassed because it would make me feel like a little bitch or something.

>tfw you were in the 90th percentile for height until puberty and now you have a Napoleon complex of sorts

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>>8043787
>tfw awkward nerdy Yankee

>>8045123
How tall are you, anon?

Current fitness goal is to squat my own weight 68kgs or 150 lbs. And learn Muay Thai.

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>>8045128
Still here! Xaxaxaxaxa. I do have exams soon, so I might drop my sockpuppet email if anyone'd like me as a pen pal or somethin'.
What kind of nerdy yankee are you? (Home state and interests).
Oddly enough, I'm tiny and can't handle alcohol so I'm not all that stereotypical. Pic not related to me, lol.

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>tfw had a dream about having a cute, small, asian gf who let me explore her body and dom her and it felt real, but then I woke up

I can't handle these feels, tfw hhkv who will never have a gf, let alone a cute asian one

>>8045356
That was a pretty depressing mango

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>>8044671
This is making me laugh so much more than it should and I can't quite put my finger on the specific reason. It just sounds so ridiculous.

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>>8045163
I'm 5'3 but I always wish I were taller.

>>8045187
>live in Georgia (the state)
>like anime and manga (mostly manga)
>trying to get back into vidya
>want to do urban planning, digital cartography and research for a living
>enjoy eating yummy food, lazing around and petting animals
>also enjoy working out, being active and going outside
>love cheesy action movies but not horror because I get scared
>have a reputation amongst friends as someone who gives zero fucks and can be prickly
>probably just use that as a front because I'm a total spaghetti lord

I'm a cheap drunk too, anon. Two drinks and all I want to do is laugh, cuddle and fall asleep.

>tfw spring anime is utter shit
I hate fujoshit and otome whales so much, they are ruining the industry.

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>>8043487
Do you post on here because you enjoy lesbians pointing and laughing at you?

>>8044573
Dude. It's the fucking internet. It's the safest place for a homo. Chill. Not everyone is out to get you. I was just interested in your art.

>>8045518
>someone who gives zero fucks
I'm not a stalwart Russian soldat, anon!! I'm super delicate and sensitive! Treat me kindly aaaah ^^;;
As for me,
>I live in the Northeast
>I love old animation and comics (both anime/manga and non weeb stuff)
>I'm a nervous wreck who constantly studies and stuff
>I like learning languages (my Russian sucks, but yo hablo espanol and posso parlare in italiano)
>I want to be a speech therapist
>I'm a wimp
>I really like fairy tales...I'm a total romantic sap....

I gotta jet, but here's a sockpuppet I just set up!!!
[email protected]

Discord anyone?

nfx#3000

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>>8045801
It's not degenerate if it's ironic.

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>>8045801
It's also the purest form of love

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>>8045820
Is that a challenge?

>>8045841
Oh my God everyone look at his face.
I know I shouldn't feed the troll but loooook

>studying for physics class
>understand up to pre-calculus with relative ease
>fail to do a simple algebraic derivation for velocity where a!=constant
It's times like these where I wonder if I'm legitimately a double digit IQ blasian.

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>>8045841
Dunno, brah. He looks like a mildly deformed Chad Thundercock representation. I would rather ironically munch a carpet than unironically suck his cock desu.

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>>8045861
>implying I'm homosexual
I think you've got the wrong idea, friend.

>>8045526
> x is ruining the industry
And before fujoshi it was moefags, while eroge adaptations and LN adaptations are also being blamed. Something is always ruining the industry! The last two seasons have been fucking grand, I'm not too worried. Or if I'm going to worry about anything it's mismanaged production schedules, starving animators, and seasonal overproduction.

>>8045890
Everything but moe all-girls SoL is ruining the industry.

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>>8045861
If liking girls makes me ill you can stick the cure up your hairy arse, friend.

>>8045898
Sometimes I want to light y'all on fire. I mean that in the most affectionate way possible, but the cgdct boom needs to end already.

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>>8045905
I will fucking kill you bitch nigger.

>>8045861
You can like being penetrated and still be a lesbian idiot.

>>8045909
>rewire your neurons
Oh can "really rewired my neurons" be the new "really made me think"?

>>8045913
Don't engage him seriously anon. It's really not worth your time.

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>>8045909
>You're a cuck.
I really am.

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>>8045914
I like it. I will use it whenever it's relevant.

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>>8045912
Fight me IRL

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>>8045950
Bring it on, shitter.

>>8045801
>caring about degeneracy on a website with PORN ADS

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>>8045914
I love it. Let the meme evolve.

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>>8045960
Well get your ass up here then.

>>8045977
Non-degenerates can live in the real world and interact with others normally without having to whine and feel repressed because it's now socially stigmatized to call someone a nigger or faggot to their face.

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>>8045841
Hahahaha he looks like a fuccboi and his body is about as sexy as a cloud.

>>8046329

That's like saying that the nobody cares that lesbians don't fuck men except insecure little whiners.

Really rewires your neurons.

>>8045526
At least there's still LWA.

Why are you shitposters feeding the troll yet again?

>>8046364
I'm sorry your ex left you for a woman after she made you submit to a foursome where you ended up being the one boned by Chad Thundercock, but you need to heal from your negative personal experiences and anger won't help you make it through the healing process, sir.

>>8046417
I'm glad I helped you start on the path to true healing, you can thank me with a boob pic.

Ignore the het dudes shit posting gals.

You know you can just report him. If everyone reports and hides him we don't see his shit for at least three days.

>>8046509
That's is what I've been doing. He's annoying as fuck.

>>8046509
I do. I just don't get why he or they keep coming back.

Is @8046697 a jealous tranner or a dude with a fetish or what?

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>gf's mom likes me and is super supportive of our relationship
>my parents barely accept it and speak of it as little as possible, referring to her as "that girl" when they do
>they've never met her and don't want to

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>thread goes to shit

Whelp that didn't take long. Post qts.

>>8046780
>Probably also predisposed to this genetically.
???

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>>8046908
Nah he's just there to make sure we fuckfight according to the rules. No cunt punting, no dental gel to numb your tongue that sort of thing.

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>>8046846
who's that in the blue??

>>8046974
>She bashes dykes too.
source? she's my favorite fighter :(

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>>8046968
It's Miesha Tate.

>>8046974
Of course it's Rowdy Ronda Rousey. I hope you know those are only semi-related images. I can't show you the real Lesbian Fuckfight Club pictures. Because the first rule of Lesbian Fuckfight Club is that you don't talk about Lesbian Fuckfight Club. (Coincidentally, it's also the second rule.)

>>8046994
Did she have her comeback yet?

>>8047003
yeah, she lost badly... I still believe in her though. Hopefully she will fight again.

>>8047022
that seems like a pretty normal response to me. definitely not bashing gay women.

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>>8047022
Yeah, I'm with her. I get told I "look straight" a lot and it's annoying af. Only most lesbians are bitter and rather than thinking it's hot that they're 'turning' me they just assume that I'm going to jump on the next Chad Thundercock that offers to by me a drink. That's not a common thing though. Lesbians in my area are just fucking obnoxious I think.

>>8047022
>>8046999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLe9IvrzW0Q

>>8047065
>next Chad Thundercock
Your the same dude trolling the thread nice try.

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>>8047065
*buy
holy shit I can't grammar today.

>>8047093
I get it. Bi girls don't really bother me desu. I'm what you'd call a 'gold star' I guess, but it doesn't bother me if a girl has dated/slept with guys before.

I get a lot more guys hitting on me than girls (again, common) and my friends have said that I should string some of them along for the things they've offered me, but that seems like a shitty thing to do and I can't even fake it. Besides, I'm more of a 'love' type of person.

>>8047115
Fuck off bishit. I bet you think fucking a tranner doesn't cost you goldstar status too.

>>8047114
Nah, son. I just saw the name earlier in the thread and used it.

>>8047123
I've never touched a single penis with any part of my body and I intend to keep it that way. I just don't care if a girl I like has. That doesn't mean I think women who are like "gold stars only" are stupid. It's a preference and who the fuck am I to try and police what other people like right?

>>8047134
Yeah, I thought it was kind of weird. They really mostly have that mentality when the guy in question is doing something that benefitted them. (i.e. buying drinks for the table because he wants to talk to me). But if a guy is kind of friendly to me and I'm not an asshole to him, then I get bitched out for getting the attention.

>out at a club
>meet a huge, nice guy
>he offers to buy me a drink
>tell him I'm gay
>he tells me that it's his birthday, he just moved to my city and doesn't really know anyone and all his coworkers were going to take him out but they stood him up so he wants someone to drink with
>we spend the night buying each other shots
>friends bitch me out for "acting straight"

The kicker is that he was gay too. We spent half the night looking at pictures of him and his boyfriend and/or their dogs. (His boyfriend hadn't moved down at that point, but he lives here now. We're still pals.)

I'm kind of glad I don't really hang out with those friends anymore.

>>8047214
>And I really do think it's something you can change if you put the effort in. Brain plasticity is a real thing.
Has that ever happened? Conversion therapy doesn't work, trust me.

>>8047170
Why are you engaging that retard? He doesn't respect us. He - like the common hetshit - believes we don't exist. That we can just switch our sexuality like he thinks he can grow a new brain. It's shit like him that makes the y chromosome disposable.

>>8047251
This is true mental illness. He even believes asexuality is real.

TL;DR below- I am too sensitive and have no one to talk to about my trivial gay feelings so I'm using lesgen to vent about something stupid. Thx bb.

I went to the doctor today to get a prescription for this medication which can cause birth defects if you get pregnant while taking it so you're supposed to take birth control while you're on it. I told the doctor I'm not sexually active and could promise I wouldn't become pregnant (you're allowed to promise abstinence instead of taking birth control with these meds) but he only made vague comments like "it's a big city with a big social scene, you never know" and insisted I go on birth control. I totally understand why he can't just take my word that I won't get pregnant, I'm sure lots of straight patients are like "lol its cool my boyfriend pulls out" and claim the same. I was feeling annoyed but I get it. As I'm leaving, the nurse pulls me aside and is like "yeah I'm sorry, it sucks when you have to take pills you don't actually need but that's how the doctor is. I mean we even have gay girls who come in here and it's-" I pointed to myself and she trailed off, and then said "you're gay??" sounding very surprised.

Kind of characteristically, I actually started crying a little after I left the office because something about her surprise made me feel soooo "othered". Not in the "boo boo femme invisibility why can't anyone tell" way but... the fact that it was so unexpected to her made me feel like a freak. I didn't interpret it homophobic at all so I was shocked that it upset me so much. I don't know. I can't explain it. Like I was so different to her. It made me feel really vulnerable, like I got punched. I guess it was like finding proof that other people really aren't like you and that even when the conversation is explicitly about lesbians, that's still more of like a concept than a reality cause she was clearly talking to me about gay girls as if she were sharing information with another straight person.

Stop responding to the bait!

>>8047260
She's shocked because she wants your v.

>>8047260
>lesgen
This is clg, not lesgen.

>>8047258
Nice meme

OP, don't even bother making a new thread. It's just going to get shit on by these retarded trolls and newfags that are too stupid to realize what bait is.

>>8047258
Ace is real. I'm ace, I just hang out here because I'm in a lesbian relationship.

>>8047283
Be honest. You have some depression or some other mental disability. You need to be put on meds. Your brain "plasticity" is due to it becoming mush from your alcohol and drug abuse. You don't even know the functions of the brain nerves, how neurons work, or where sexual attraction stems from in the human system in either male or females - do you? My God you're even worse than I thought. I guessed you'd just be a bored shit poster but you're not just a complete idiot you don't even have an inkling as to what you're vaguely referencing. It's nauseating how stupid you are. Do you realize it? I bet not. That's true stupidity.

>>8047270
This is an acceptable hypothesis.

>>8047271
That's fine/reasonable, I know it's too long for how unimportant the issue is. I just wanted to get it off my chest because I've been having an emotionally vulnerable day and don't have anyone irl I can say this stuff to. No hard feelings if everyone ignores.

>>8047272
Uh are we not calling clg just "lesgen" anymore? I know there's another thread that's not cis specific but I didn't intend to post there or to refer to it.

>>8047317
>my sexuality is not having a sexuality
Kill yourself. Let your girlfriend free so she can experience happiness with a woman that's not a deranged tumblrite

>>8047325
>Uh are we not calling clg just "lesgen" anymore? I know there's another thread that's not cis specific but I didn't intend to post there or to refer to it.
I post in both. But really if your posting in this thread, it is pretty clear you are talking about this thread in most cases.
>>8047272
They are just saying that because they are insecure or something. (The same kind of people who bother pointing out incorrectly using "your" instead of "you're") We all know what the difference is between /clg/ and the other lesgen is. It is also assumed no one is talking about that one when they post here. As a side note this post puts us at bump limit!

>>8047340
Asexuals are confirmed for mentally ill

>>8047307
Not gonna be home until late tonight. Might have to make new OP that says "no mentally ill posters" asexuality lmao

>>8047351
Bump limit is 315

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I just want a girl to snuggle me and tell me she's proud of me. That she sees how much time and energy I've put into trying to accept myself and combat ~internalized homophobia~ or whatever you wanna call it, all the gay-centric fear and anxiety and bad stuff. I'm tiredddddd of working through it all the time.

>>8047368
310 actually.

>>8047317
Don't bother trying to convince the demented children itt, most of them are like the lesbian version of evangelical xtians. Fine for small talk and bantz, but that's it.

>>8047368
>Ace is mentally ill
You mean trans

>>8047475
Same thing. T doesn't belong in LGB and neither does "A". If your sexual organs aren't working there's a disruption between your brain and body, if you're not experiencing normal function something is not working in your system.

>>8047399
Did Hiroshima change things?

>>8047494
>sexual organs aren't working
That's not how it works

>>8047445
>Try to convince someone that lacking interest in sex is a proper identity instead of what it really is - having a low libido
Having a low or nonexistent libido means something is broken.

>>8047509
Your brain isn't contacting your organs. But then I know "asexuals" masturbate a ton so that's proof they're dumb as fuck.

>>8047505
Mental disorder. Asexuality is a mental disorder. It's a state of being. Many people take anxiety medications and lose interest in sex - then come off them and boom. Normal. Asexuality is just that. Abnormal conditions in the brain. Tumblrites want to make it an actual group to rally behind kek

>>8047532
Why is it so important to you to prove asexuals don't exist?

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>>8047532
>having a low or nonexistent libido means something is broken
Imagine your whole life revolving around sex. How sad
>mental disorder

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Does anyone else watch Wentworth? Season 5 premiered today and I'm already upset.

>>8047536
Nope. The concept of asexuality is having no sexuality. People are trying to pass off it as an orientation when it's just a state of lacking normal feeling. Homosexuality, heterosexuality, bisexuality. They are orientations. Asexuality is not an orientation, it's a condition that can change based on brain chemistry.

>>8047556
Because you got your chromosomes like
>>8047561
Who believe he's got a real identity. That he's special. You're not special, you're broken. And your brain is to blame. You think you can just change orientations. You're a fucking idiot if you think asexuality is an orientation.

>>8041203
Level 31 Mystic, will be 32 this week. I only play walking to and from class. It's something interesting to do to pass the time.

>>8047591
No but why does it matter to YOU if he or others think that?

>>8047606
You have to have a sexuality to be part of any "spectrum". Maybe you're part of the Tumblr version? Demisexual, pansexual sapiosexual and all that. I bet you believe those are real too. Kek feels good you'll never be accepted in the mainstream. Go get some better meds. Then adults might take you seriously.

>>8047611
Because people are stupid and they don't even realize it. He thinks he's got it all figured out. He thinks he can just change his sexuality by thinking about it. What changed was he's an alcoholic who went from normal to broken. It's like seeing retards flapping around trying to teach other retards. It's the job of the people that haven't sipped the kool-aid to educate the morons that have.

>>8047627
Most people here don't believe in those tumblr snowflake versions come on

>>8047627
How do you feel when people take it upon themselves to educate you about how lesbianism doesn't exist?

>>8047648
It's usually the mentally ill men that think that. You know, the ones that believe they can will their attractions into existance. The ones that think they can identify as asexual.

>>8047645
Then explain this poster
>>8047650
And here we got the tumblrite I was talking about. Disgusting, possibly not even afab or goldstar. Can't get or keep a real girlfriend. You know, the sjw cancer.

>>8047685
Its almost like you haven't interacted with any aces at all. I guess I can't blame you for that

>>8047685
That isn't what I asked.

>>8047685
>then explain this poster
They are mistaken

>>8047595
>31
oh nice! I just recently hit 30, and I'm Mystic as well!

>>8040917
>Austrianon revealed on /r9k/

What's that story about?

>>8047925
Some asshat went and ranted about austrianon in r9k and told them she hangs out here. Then robots started flooding our thread and lesgen trying to get pictures of her and info etc.

>>8047903
Blue team is best team. It's nice to be able to catch Pokemon at their max level, isn't it?

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>>8047903
>>8047965
>playing Pokemon GO

>>8047704
That makes it better? That's like the epitome of brain deformity.

>>8047699
I don't run into many people with mental disorders in my field. The ones that exhibit that tend to be millenials who have spent too much time on dumblr and smoking weed while dying their hair blue.

>>8048014
Newfags are insufferable. Next they'll bring up being furries. We can not let their shit go unpunished.

>>8048126
lol what year did you find 4chan?
just wondering

>>8048126
>my field
>millenials
>implying you aren't a millenial college student

I'm a shameless pervert and I'm going to grope all of you in public.

We have triumphed, /clg/. Thank you janitors.

>>8048323
2008.

>>8048338
I never claimed not to be a millenial. But sjws are rampant in this generation. They are declining in the next generation. I just need to hang on long enough for you to die from whatever stupid protest you participate in.

>>8048429
>They are declining in the next generation. I just need to hang on long enough for you to die from whatever stupid protest you participate in.
Kek. And when that happens, maybe you'll realize that what you hate about SJWs isn't specific to SJWs at all.

>>8045995
D-delet!!1!

That's unfair. You're cheating.

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>>8048480
No.

>>8048449
Yes. I'm confident you and your bad dye job will save us from the big bad.

>>8048727
Why bother responding if you're just going to shit out unrelated gibberish? You really remind me of that damn butterfly.

>>8048831
You're the one making up weird shit. That somehow when you die, sjws will be revealed to not be cancer? The only good sjw is a dead one. You're not helping anything, you deranged maggot.

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>tfw you and your gf have bought the same shirt multiple times

>>8048852
>what you hate about SJWs isn't specific to SJWs at all
>sjws will be revealed to not be cancer
???
No. I'm saying people will always be cancer, even after social justice is no longer in style. The same behavior will be no less annoying under a different banner.