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Faye and ash thread
Faye and Ash Thread
>>8046020
jynx
>>8046017
Damn beat me
Cindy thread
:[
>>8046026
Cindy best qt thread
>>8046026
this!
>tfw no warm hugs to make me feel not-so-darn-cold
>>8046000
imagine being a woman
but a woman that nobody sees as a woman
no matter how hard she ever tries to make herself feel better about herself, her peers are eternally better because they got to be born female and everyone recognises they are female
they can put in zero effort and still be better than you
that's what being a transwoman is like
this is a gay thread
no one individual can claim this thread anymore
>>8046045
id like to choose easy please
>>8046049
hard it is
>>8046050
but i chose easy :(
>>8046045
BAD FEELS
>>8046046
GAY IS YAY
>>8046020
>Fay
g r o s s
alright.
i think i'm fine now.
crap, i think i was aroused for like an hour.
i'll let you guys know in the future when i'm in the mood, jesus.
well, if anybody is typing up a story about having sassy moments w/ me to post it on a website or something, send me the link to it on my discord: alines#7777
the least you could do make me aware of what material you're putting me in
>>8046033
We're gonna use this one next ok?
>>8046060
>crap, i think i was aroused for like an hour.
What did you do, buy some new girly clothes?
>>8046043
That's why you wear a warm sweater
Its like a comfy hug but always
>>8046066
Bean was being lewd. It got me a bit bothered too.
>>8046066
no, bean was talking filthy as fuck to me
>>8046026
>>8046067
But I'm on vacation in Italy and didn't bring any warm sweaters >m<
>>8046066
Nah beanb-
Anon was lewding her.
He got her in heat and she had to go hide cuz she didn't want people seeing her so riled up and ready
Ready for things
Things anon wants to do with her
Things anon wants to do to her
Things anon wants to use on her.
In her.
im tiiiiiired
but i gobba stay awake
uni in a few hours
tfw my emotions are still to a major degree turned off.
>>8046080
Any coffee available?
>>8046080
Haylee is WOKE
My arm really hurts and I can't stretch it or move it much. I hate this. It's frequent lately.
are skeletons cute
>>8046088
Did you pull a muscle?
>>8046088
Amputation is required
>>8046090
very
but doomed 2 b flat
>>8046088
I think you should see a doctor desu
she girl
>>8046096
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8046099
>cindy telling others to see a doctor
>>8046099
Lol too expensive
>>8046106
It's okay desu
>>8046109
black like my souuuuul
>>8046114
Let me put in a little cream at least.
>>8046118
ok fine~
>>8046105
Go running and shit pinhead
It's ur cardiovascular system or something
>>8046113
no i want big ones
big ones for emi
>>8046109
poor posture is also very likely. I'm always sat in front of the computer, back arched a bit forward.
I always sleep on my right side mostly, as if I was snuggling / spooning my teddy bear, also.
>starving
>too lazy to go out
>work in 3 hours
>want to get delivery
>nothing I want nearby
Noooo. I miss living in Korea.
>>8046123
c:
I want to pay Hailee to poop on me!
Oh how far nimmy has fallen.
You made her like this.
This is ur fault.
Ima go walk around and shit.
Maybe go see if that bomb went off :3
Since y'all don't want me to be lewd anymore
That's all I'm good for you
Slut.
>>8046126
I used to get a lot of pain in my hands and arms too, adjusting how I sit and taking time away from the desk helped.
>>8046131
what did i do
>>8046128
there's really no places around that deliver to me, too
just pizza. okayish pizza. the last one i had was alright.
>>8046129
ewhut
i'm making sushi tommorow and there's nothing you can do about it
>>8046128
why isnt 24hr korean chinese food available everywhere
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO WASH YOUR DISHES!
>>8046090
>search archives for nim
>this pic is posted 3 times a day
>>8046141
sertii pls
>>8046131
Wow and for an instance I thought beanboy left
>>8046144
just showing off my guns
>>8046125
Too bad
Become loli
>>8046141
can I have some
what are you making
>>8046153
a 6'1 loli?
>>8046140
I don't even have pizza delivery. Stores all close by 8. even the convenience store.
>>8046131
what happened to your plan to go to /r9k/ ?
>>8046155
just shitty salmon maki
it's my first time doin this desu
>>8046157
What the fuck?
almost
>>8046160
why don't you go back ?
why did you come to america anyway
it's not like you accidentally moved to america
>>8046156
Yes
:3
>>8046155
do you want what i'm making?
im making
you
w r i t h e
>>8046166
Passport expired and I don't have Korean citizenship
I'm not sure if they'll let me back anyway
>>8046170
hggnghgnghghghgng but that's impure homosexual behavior
>>8046163
I live in outer bumfuck nowhere. less than 7000 people in my whole county, and it's dropping.
>>8046172
What are you on a no fly list?
>>8046173
>>8046108
Well I didn't need to see a doctor those times did I!
>>8046174
syria ?
>>8046182
I'm a doctor
Come to my house ;)
>>8046175
I'm not exactly sure I tried to kill some people and there was a big stink about it, nobody told me much but I was sent back to America pretty soon after that.
>>8046180
America is a big place, it can be pretty nice for that wide open atmosphere. Europe has this nice quaint little area feel though.
>>8046017
Fuck ash
I hope that cunt gets raped
>>8046186
>I tried to kill some people
Hmmmm
>>8046184
rural Iowa...
>>8046182
I think the jury is still out on that desu
>>8046186
What the FUCK?
>>8046192
that's really mean anon
>>8046195
In my defense it was justified
>>8046195
What's the problem officer?
>>8046203
hmmm....
>>8046201
Oh fuck off amazon
>>8046197
hmm, that's pretty much the same
i getting an uber to take me to the pizza place i like because they don't deliver to my new address ama
>>8046203
>eurocucks
>>8046210
What address is that?
>>8046219
3572 Gayfe-
WAIT A MINUTE
>>8046210
whats your address bb
I'll deliver it to you
>>8046222
Lol
I want to HUG another trans girl!
>>8046224
Leave him alone you creepy faggot
>>8046227
ME?
>>8046227
I would love to get hugged!
>>8046224
it's 935 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20535
>>8046227
hugs with trans girls are amazing
>>8046206
>>8046212
>>8046200
>>8046220
Was staying with the abusive part of my mother's family
I was 12 or 13 and they used to hurt me a lot
Cousin found me crossdressing one day and beat the shit out of me
Then got older, bigger friends to help, like 17 19 years old
This went every few days for like 2.5 years and one day I snapped and fought back
In a testosterone and adrenaline filled blind anger I don't remember much aside from their blood misting on my face. I fucked them up pretty bad though, supposedly.
There were like 2 of them and my cousin never touched me again after that.
I vaguely remember one of them is permanently disabled and the other isn't in too much better shape.
>>8046236
Kek
>>8046236
i visited them and they tried to give me a cool bracelet
but it wasn't my colour
>>8046227
Me 2
>>8046230
>him
:(
>>8046240
good girl
today is "down with cis" day as well
>>8046230
I'm not creepy
I just want to make nim feel good
real good
>>8046227
i want someone to hit me desu
>>8046240
wtf
glad you're safe now tho
>>8046244
You don't look or sound like a girl so oh well
>>8046240
>trans people arent mental deficient!
>>8046252
im still early on
>>8046252
kill yourself, nim is a cute girl
>>8046250
Nyo
>>8046252
S H I T L O R D
>>8046252
>bullying nim
STOP
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1MUdi3bvnWY
New Mtfg theme song
>>8046257
Ho
>>8046250
SAME
>>8046248
>today is "down with cis" day as well
what does that mean
>>8046269
>So it's okay for a 20 year old man to have his friends hold down a 12 year old child and beat him into unconsciousness weekly?
Sure, why not?
>I'd enjoy it
>>8046240
That's really hot.
>>8046275
Shame this wasn't in America, someone would have shot you to death.
>>8046275
careful not to cut yourself with that edge
>>8046269
city
my hotel was like 100m from grand central
my flight back was from newark, but i didn't see much of that except the airport
>>8046250
>i want someone to hug me desu
hugg
>>8046271
it's a meme
like obviously not all cis people are bad but it's just a fun thing that mocks transphobic culture
>when your hair stylist how nice your children's hair will be
>>8046278
yumEKUI meRRY
I like you gumball
>>8046269
there are literally 1 million better ways to handle that situation than how you did dipshit
>>8046265
>delicate, petite and other things I'll never be
except you are all those things and once you get husband you will feel alot better about yourself
>>8046291
fuck off she did well
>>8046293
Faye still looks like a guy though
>>8046279
I don't understand
>>8046240
>story that never happened
do you have autism or why do you make this shit up? you're not an anime character, dude
you're saying you were a faggy 15 year old kid and beat up a group of 18-22 year old men at the same time to the point of some of them getting permanently disabled? dude you're not sasuke
>>8046288
My taste is impeccable.
>>8046289
Right, I can only get so aroused at a time. Just tell me you beat more people eventually.
>>8046297
-kissu-
>>8046282
Cool! Upstate New York is its own special type of treat. Every part of America is different, really. You have to see all of it to really "get" America.
>>8046291
I barely spoke the language of the country.
I was almost never let outside.
I had no means of contacting police or any kind of help.
My family encouraged the beatings.
I don't know what else you expect a 13 year old to do when put in a corner called life and death.
>>8046299
All trannies have autism
>>8046294
>gets beat up for years
>for ever disables one
>she did well
LOL
lol
>>8046303
it looks like it, because the other trannies in here just swallow this fake as fuck story like it's the most logical thing in the world
im p hungry desu
>>8046306
>something surprising happened so it has to be fake
>surprising things never happen irl
>i'm a cynical mofo
>>8046307
NIM WANTS BLOOD
>>8046299
I was pretty much done growing up by the time I was 14 and as big as them dude.
>>8046299
the alter-ego in her mellenium puzzle came out and the ancient pharaoh's soul that lives within it came forth and temporarily took control of her body, leaving her with no memory of the event
>>8046302
i'd love to see LA too
i'm more into big citys
the only thing that's bad though is the stuff with prices
like prices at shops are without tax and in restaurants you have to give tips too
here in europe the price in shops is the price you really pay and in restaurants it's the prices people are ok with
>>8046306
Mtfg is high austism
>>8046310
it's not surprising, it's autistic and fake as shit and all you trannyfags just swallow the bullshit
he is acting like he's the main character in an anime who awakened during a fight and that he as a kid/young teen beat up a group full of violent grown-ups at the same time to the point of crippling them
you think hes chuck norris or what? nigger please
>>8046306
idk I think some just like drama
but the gullibility of the average poster here is insane desu, I'd ask how they function in day to day life but they must likely don't
>>8046313
>i had the strength of grown men at 14 and beat up several of these men at once and perma-crippled them
is your life so pathetic you need to spread lies on the internet?
>>8046320
'beating someone to a pulp' is an expression for a reason. Because it's possible and it can happen. Your life must be really boring if you think this only happens in anime.
Hitting people hurts them, eventually when you hurt them enough they bleed. Blood also exists in real life, anon. It's not an anime meme
>>8046316
California has some steep taxes, yeap. Most of the big cities are worth seeing.
>>8046320
what is a cis guy doing in this thread?
get out lol
>>8046324
please show me one example of a 14 year old (or around that age) with no weapon beating up 5 grown VIOLENT men AT THE SAME TIME and crippling some of them forever
pro tip: you can't, it doesn't happen
>>8046332
just let it go anon
>>8046192
Cindy Ash and Nim are the nicest posters we have, don't fuck it up you angry hon.
>>8046328
im not a cisguy, im a ciswoman and i came across that post and im just baffled at the hugboxing-autistic-reactions to the fake story
"OMG WOAW YOU BEAT UP 5 MEN AT ONCE AS A 14 YEAR OLD KID AND ALMOST KILLED THEM? YOU GO GRILL! SO POWERFUL! SO TRUE! YAAAS!"
>>8046320
The trannies here are delusional.
They think they pass and hugbox the hell out of each other.
It's quite sad really.
>>8046328
>gets angry when cis people talk to trannies
>gets angry for being misunderstood by cis people
>>8046332
Back in high school there were plenty of 14 year olds that looked like they finished puberty. Nothing impossible there.
Also the 'violent' men could have been faggy assholes whom a 12 year old could easily be scared of, but could aldo defend herself from
>>8046339
>adrenaline meme
>i am a real life anime character! 1vs5 no problem!
okay please go ahead show me one example of a little teen-kid beating up adult men with violent intentions with so much force they all end up in the hospital
like, just one
>>8046340
>im not a cisguy, im a ciswoman and i came across that post
>cis woman
>4chan
>cis woman
>4chan
sure hon
>>8046338
>hon
That's where you're wrong, kiddo
>>8046344
>actually defending this shitty story
femgen is more feminine than you guys
>>8046338
Tanya is the nicest poster imo desu
>>8046346
It was 2 people the same size as me, not exactly a feat of strength.
I'm not embellishing what I did.
>>8046338
m-me too anon
>>8046359
uwaaa
I'm still trying to figure out how two people became five.
pls tell me my confidence isn't me being stupid ;-;
>>8046265
Is this the mountain goats
>tfw no post apocalypse
>tfw ywn roam the wastelands listening to all the best post apocalyptic songs
thanks Trump, ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU
>>8046370
>Cousin
>then got older, bigger friends to help
friends + cousin
and he only said he crippled TWO of them but never said how many there were, so its at LEAST minimum 3, but sounded like even more
>>8046374
PLEB IS PRETTY
>>8046359
;)
>>8046374
We won't meet again pleb <3
Leaving tn.
I'm heading back to jersey
>>8046374
Nope. You're happier too, it looks like. Just get rid of those boxes in the corner.
>>8046374
stop this cisposting at once
>>8046374
cute girl
>>8046374
you're adorable but your room could use some decorations
>>8046385
Stop your hugboxing
>>8046381
Forgot trip was shitposting on /o/
>>8046374
CUTE!!!!
>>8046390
stop your edgelording
>>8046378
Cousin and 2 friends
Cousin wasn't there
Just his 2 friends
How is that not clear.
You drew wildly false assumptions then accuse me of being an autist and liar.
Fuck I posted in the wrong thread
>>8045755
I dunno if you're still here but I wear this look everyday.
I use a felt tip above the lash line and black eyeshadow applied with a thin brush below the lash line. I do not line my lower lids.
>>8046374
Holt shit I've met you
>>8046338
They are all cinnamon rolls
>>8046396
you are being a liar and a autist.
>lying on 4chan
>>8046394
>telling the truth is edge lording
Kys my man
>>8046387
This. Walls always look too bare without hunting trophies, weapons or tapestries.
>>8046408
>implying I was hugboxing and not telling the truth
not really surprising I guess that the person who spams special forces pics of an autist cuck
>>8046381
Ur an angle desu
Acute angle
>>8046305
b-but :(
sigh
*punches you in the arm like a weakling*
>>8046414
fuck
*is an
>>8046420
well take that as a compliment because you do look cis in that picture .w.
>>8046420
You look happier even if you didn't smile.
>>8046418
Posters are meh.
cfh decorates her walls with the flayed skin of her enemies
>>8046420
Next month maybe.
I'm leaving my bad and just going to vanish.
My depression is never going to get any better.
I'll never pass
>>8046295
Not tru
>>8046430
but you just did when i saw you.........
>>8046418
Nope, I kind of suck at mascara and I never wear it, my eyes are hooded and mascara tends to smear on the lid anyways.
Also the technique for lining below the lash line is referred to as tight lining I believe. There's multiple ways to do it, I just opt for using eyeshadow because it's easier than fucking around with liner. Used to also do a very subtle lined look using eyeshadow primer and carefully applied eyeshadow, it's very subtle.
>>8046429
Who doesn't
>>8046428
Another man face
>>8046429
Sounds about right, desu.
>>8046435
I poked myself in the eye the first time I put on mascara ;_;
>>8046441
No bullying
>>8046429
I don't flay people. I do have a few ancestors who are remembered for that, though. One even flayed a close cousin of his.
>>8046420
nice get
>i learned to smile in pics
yeah that part really caught me off guard
>>8046434
Pleb, people are just generally nice
I know I don't pass.
If a co-worker can send me this, it means I don't pass and everyone just knows.
>>8046452
No, you're just sensitive
>>8046441
Better than being a no face anon. I have a feeling you look like Zbigniew Brzeziński.
>>8046428
i have a lot of posters but no room to hang them :/
also i keep wanting to buy more but never hang them
>>8046435
god now you made me look if i have hooded eyes
someone else just today told me i absolutely HAVE to use mascara if i put on anything at all based on my haircolor
now i'm not sure anymore. and yeah i've tried tightlining but it's kinda hard, especially on the eye that's on the opposite side of your good hand.
Thanks anyway, i'll try what you said as well.
Also do you line all the way to the inner crease of the eye or stop halfway?
>>8046452
Many people see things differently.
Both figuratively and literally. To some people I'm the most ugly man on earth, to others I'm the most beautiful woman
>>8046433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tYd8I1jxx4
>>8046457
Angry hon
>>8046309
Hugs twice
want to get BEAT UP
>>8046483
mtfg fight club when
>>8046472
Why are you using this trip again?
Is this where everyone is wtf
anyway i'm here now. hi c:
>>8046486
Rite now
*readies fists*
>>8046495
No punching in the tits
>>8046493
hi :)
>>8046498
*bites nipple off
>>8046500
Hey Marina, nice name c:
Better than my trannymeme name
I just used my EBT card for the first time ever.
I bought a foot long chicken sub
Pepper jack cheese all veggies cept jalapeño those little yellow shit things and pickles
With some mayo and chipotle sauce
I copped a cup out the trash bin so I had a drink also.
It was absolutely delicious.
It was the best sub I had in my life.
Because it meant that I can eat. I can choose what I eat. And I can choose to become a better individual.
Tomorrow I have to show up to the DPSS office at 1 pm for like a job training thing.
I haven't washed myself in a bit.
I should have gone to cudahy today bto sort something out but I was spun from last night.
I'm getting my life on track and no one can stop me
:]
>>8046511
yay beangirl
you really should stop taking drugs unless its hrt tho
>>8046505
4 real doe
>>8046505
i know a cis girl named alice too
also i like alice in wonderland, so idk what's wrong with your name
ok, it IS a trans meme name
>>8046513
What's wrong with drugs?
>>8046492
Hmm I wonder if 4chan checks the trip itself or the code for it.. Because I found 2 slightly different passwords for the same trip. Only the last 2 characters are different: 'c
If that doesn't work I could also give you one of those:
!PashminanU
!PASHMINAyk
!pashmina9M
hugg anna tightly
>>8046527
I wonder if anna ever got my hrt
>>8046492
Reportreportreport
>>8046525
Oh, well, baby steps. You're making progress.
>>8046511
Happy for you bud.
(pic unrelated)
>>8046530
oh, you're still alive?
cool!
>>8046524
Hey glooms
:]
>>8046511
EBT isn't for fast food. Go get some fucking groceries.
>>8046534
Barely alive
OD and was sent to the hospital.
Going to try again in the next couple of days
>>8046525
>Not gonna happen love
I was joking tho
(mostly)
doesn't your mansion have running water?
can you get soap on the EBT?
>>8046538
I was sure that you couldn't use it for hot meals... But that might be just where I live...
>>8046538
I don't think he has anywhere to cook or prepare the groceries.
>>8046524
seems to ban the trip itself -_-
!pashmina9M is cool
>>8046538
Hey, not cool okay, let them eat what they want, if the card lets them have it, there's not a problem.
>>8046415
Eh?
>>8046550
What are you replying to yourself for
>>8046551
Das hot af, ngl
>>8046551
You hons are desperate
>>8046549
My taxes are paying for it
i just look like a dude with eyeliner on now
>>8046554
Did I do good :|
>>8046560
You could always do a job that doesn't have taxes like dealing drugs or laundering money
>>8046563
very creative 10/10
Can I get a (You)
>>8046562
put mascara on too o:
>>8046551
>tfw you'll never make some beta homeless loser into a rich alpha
>>8046569
absolutely not
>>8046570
no i mean i don't have eyeliner on it just looks like it x(
>>8046562
mascara is the most important thing
>>8046538
Ok and let me put them in my house I'm squatting in.
I get ur point and it is a true point and yes you are correct.
If anything ima buy loaves of bread and the cheapest cold cut andike mayo tomorrow
>>8046539
Don't :(
>>8046540
It has no running water or electricity.
Pretty sure you can withdraw money from EBT
So I might go to the ocean on Thursday since tomorrow I have to do stuff
The real challenge here is clothes.
But I'm ok with stinking a lil bit
It let's em know
Idk what it let's em know but fuck it I stink a lil bit who cares give me a job if it bothers you so much so I can buy new ones or like wash em or idk.
All these clothes I'm wearing I found them anyway.
Maybe God will bless me with new pants
Idk he's been blessing me a lot
Gotta chill with asking for so much from the homey yaknow?
BRICK BY BRICK BY BRIIICK
>>8046569
Here's something to ponder. As well as your complimentary You.
>>8046560
"My money helps keep people alive, and keep the country running, and in this particular case is stopping someone from having to choose between death and crime"
I fail to see the issue
>>8046550
post the gif where Yui is making two alternate points :3
like im not supposed to tip if im getting a carryout right
>>8046576
i don't have eyeliner on hrt just makes it look like i do!
>>8046577
if you can withdraw money, then go to a thrift store and get another outfit and go wash your other clothes at a laundromat
hugg gloomy
>>8046571
ywn find a young, effeminate, clingy, needy boy and take him into your home
ywn teach him how to be a perfect housemaid and servant
ywn slip hormones in his food and slowly make make him into a girl
ywn hear him thanking you for making him pretty and wanting to marry you later
why even live
>>8046581
"My taxes are being spent on fast food"
>>8046583
wtf nim
>>8046590
YOU ARE!?!?
THEY DIDNT EVEN DRIVE ANYWHERE
>>8046544
It is in my state. In fact, just about the only real "restaurant" you can buy food with on EBT is fucking Papa Murphy's, because a take and bake is still cooked by the consumer.
>>8046545
Are they in a college dorm or something?
>>8046549
As someone who's on EBT (I live with my disabled mother), I happen to know that there's a smart way and a dumb way to use those benefits. If you blow them all on prepared food and/or snacks, you're going to not have much at the end of the month. Buy ingredients to make meals, and you can stretch those meals over several days, and reasonably expect to make it through the month.
>>8046569
a ti de mi
>>8046589
one fast food sandwich, one
he will probably go buy a bunch of tinned food because thats all that will keep without refrigeration
>>8046591
No you're usually not supposed to tip carryouts lol
>>8046588
What about me anon?
>>8046588
do that for me okay
I KEEP SEEING SHADOW PEOPLE MOVING OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE AND I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S MY CURTAIN AND THE SHADOW IT MAKES ON THE FENCE OR IF I'M HALLUCINATING OR IF THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMEONE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
>>8046592
Beanie is homeless
>>8046577
>my house I'm squatting in
Yeah... you're gonna want to see if you can get on section 8. It's a pain in the ass, but you might be able to get in.
>>8046601
THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU NATALIE
>>8046590
anne why was all the best music made in the 50s and 60s? was it the imminent threat of nuclear destruction, electrified musical instruments or everyone being on drugs? or was it all of the above?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM2O7zmfTDI
Help I really want alphabet soup now!
>>8046601
>homeless
My condolences then. That is... really shitty.
>>8046599
No you don't count! >.<
I am anons only maidservant
>>8046606
oh yeah that happened to me too..
i just have light skin and long dark lashes so hrt making my skin thinner and lighter made my lashes look like eyeliner a lil
>>8046589
"My taxes are feeding the poor better than scraps"
You don't get to choose where your taxes are spent. Chances are that it'd line a politicians pockets othewise...
>>8046592
From what I've seen, bean can't do that, what with the whole homeless situation... Although It's not a bad idea if they can get their hands on camping gear. A bivvy can and a burner would help a hell of a lot, and shouldn't cost more than 10 bucks between them.
>>8046577
Hey, do you have a bank account? I'll pop you a few bucks if you promise to spend them on the camp stuff I mentioned above. Even if you're still eating canned stuff, it's a hell of a lot nicer hot.
>>8046606
im pretty sure estradiol doesn't stay stable at 180 degrees celsius
you'd have to put the pills in after you bake the cake
>>8046569
wtf i want to move into someone's house and have them make me a girl :(
>>8046613
nimmy has pretty eyes c:
>>8046609
>>8046589
The price per calorie and freshness for a sandwich is amazing, what kinda pisses me off is you can get a 7/11 pizza
>>8046616
i wanted to put cypro inside the cake and ground e-pills on top as powder
>>8046622
>tfw no transbian cuddle commune
>>8046622
I would help but I'm not as cute as other trips here. Plus I live in Europe
>>8046624
>>8046622
/heavy breathing
>>8046560
Original person who made the comment on saying they shouldn't be using it for fast food. My reasoning wasn't that it's a waste of tax dollars. It's because I know EBT doesn't stretch well on fast food, and I want to make sure they can eat right through the whole month.
>>8046622
>tfw no emi to make into a girl
>>8046622
Aight what's ur address I'm coming to pick you up
>tfw all kinds of idealistic plans for the future
uwu
>>8046623
they're alright
>>8046616
>>8046626
>>8046606
HRT PIE
>>8046632
>>8046637
No come get me first please
I can cook and clean and suck dicks
I will be your waifu
>>8046635
True
>>8046641
>>8046642
Oh, can you?
>>8046626
i don't agree
grind the cypro inside the cake and take the progynova whole and use it as decoration for around the edge. You need the coating of progynova but for cypro it doesn't matter.
It would also have to be a cold cake, so something with gelatin or a pie with fruity mush in it
I think i can think of something :D
>>8046642
You can both come.
For a price
>>8046415
>>8046550
>>8046563
uwu
>>8046562
Hot
>>8046586
Baby steps.
Im going to show up tomorrow at that government office.
They might point me in the right way.
This EBT card is like.
I don't want to depend on it too much, people throw away a lot of good edible food. To be honest it felt kinda weird buying that sandwich. Like 6$ is hella money. People can eat for a week on that
Society is so fat
Except I can't say that anymore.
I am fat.
I looked in the mirror today and saw I was gaining weight.
Homeless and gaining weight
Fuck this
>>8046571
O-ouch
>>8046551
I just want to gain muscles and and do some general labor and come home to someone soft and good smelling and sweet delicious, like there skin is delicious and there sweat because god made us naturally attracted to hormones and we're animals. I want to come home to a hot meal and some one who let's me kiss them whenever I want wherever I want however I want for as long as I want
gonna go chill with a guy whose relationship just fell apart mostly because of me. AMA
>>8046652
Lost interest.
>>8046653
May I have a live demonstration?
>>8046658
Usurp position as gf
>>8046661
A live demonstration of what? :o
>>8046661
wtf why
>>8046666
Get
Also you are now mine
I HAVE CLAIMED SEIRYU-CHAN
>>8046657
When do you start the application process?
>>8046662
pay for my ticket okay :3
>>8046672
But I'm already on the way to get you...
>>8046672
ok, i lost interest
>>8046666
You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
>>8046668
/pats
It's going to be okay, Nim.
Hey beangirl, have you ever thought of trash hunting for relatively good quality clothes and sell them to some people / thrift stores?
Iunno if that's possible, but it's an idea.
I know you're trying to clean up your image and everything tho.
>>8046662
food deserts are a real problem in inner cities, he has enough to get a meal like that a day with tons left over, and it'd be nearly impossible for him to get fresh vegetables and meat otherwise in a city with no refrigerator
>>8046664
he already talked about dating a different girl, but I wouldn't decline if he asked.
apparently I remind him of one of his old friends though, so idk if he will
>>8046654
>3 (You)s
>>8046687
sadface.jpg
>>8046662
No I'm no king. I'm humble to the bone, that's something people often notice in me. But when I'm working I'm kinda different. I'm a big man memes aside I really am. I'm 6'1 and wide, not as in fat wide although I am fat, I'm just built big and can bust my ass all day and other men just can't keep up because I'm 20 and 6'1 lol
I'm like the top of my species right now lmfao
And /fit/ says I havent even peakepeaked yet cuz we peak at 24
>>8046671
I did all of it yesterday.
What application are you talking about?
You're really pretty.
my boyfriend broke up with me again
I was riding his dick and all of a sudden I pooped everywhere
I didnt think I even needed to go it just happened and squeezed out and now I am here sitting on his bed as he is yelling at me from his bathroom that I am a disgusting freak
how do I fix this
please tell me
>>8046658
greentext how you cucked his gf
>>8046693
Gf application
>>8046683
I have too many roommates. Where would you even fit?
>>8046696
DICK SUCKING
SUCKING DICK
AJDFKLASJAFSFD
>>8046701
idk under your bed
>>8046694
Are you ok?
>>8046707
yeah but just pay for me instead okay
>>8046696
What's ur address? I'm repossessing everything you own
*possessive hug*
>>8046704
I cannot be held liable for whatever the monster does to you.
>>8046701
Oh well why didn't you just say so? ;3
Where are you?
>>8046711
wtf nim dont be a niidge
>>8046715
Cali.
>>8046712
Not my belongings :(
I like my stuff
>>8046722
>picking up two at once
>>8046722
North or south?
Hablas espanol?
Anyone here wants to let me live in their house ?
i don't need much and i'll cuddle with you as long as you want
i take applications now
>>8046711
i'll just come to america, ok :3
>>8046693
hmm, maybe you should transition, you're still 20 and i bet some old fuck will be ur sugar daddy :P
jk, i'm pretty sure there's some work you could do
>>8046695
first of all, I'm trying to stop greentexting so I can get into better habits for blogging.
he invited me to chill and play vidya at the place he set up specifically for college students/gamers and didn't invite her, and she got jealous. Then she threatened to start seeing other people because I was playing overwatch with him, and he dumped her because she was being immature.
Apparently there was a buildup to this that I didn't see, but I feel like I was a catalyst.
And honestly, I don't feel like pissing her off, so I'm not going to start dating him.
>>8046692
it's whatever, I just like chilling with him. Not looking for sex.
I wonder if I need to date him to keep his attention though.
>>8046711
Nim.
>>8046733
You can come live with me. I'm serious. Cuddling optional
>>8046682
Give a fuck about my image bb girl
Yea I kinda did something similar on Saturday, I had a lot of clothes on me cuz that's kinda what I do when I walk around, I just look for shit and like yea I had all these good clothes on me and I saw some one selling clothes on the side of the road so God told me like ayo beanboy (not me) go give these people all these clothes that I've given to you, you carried them here for a reason my son.
So like yea I dropped them off a little bit to the side of them and was on my way
I don't want to think or do anything. I just want to sweat all day and do some hard labor quietly and work my body hard and maybe have one alpha male friend who is also quite and works hard like a mule like me and we can just exist our lives and each go to his home and we respect each other and would help each other out if one of us ever fell down but it's ok because we've been through struggle
And then like I have a wife too that's into knitting and shit
And I live in the woods and do shit like chop down trees
And it's in an Indian village
And we smoke weed and eat shrooms and sometimes get drunk but not too much cuz we all love our lives and hella enjoy being sober also
>>8046737
olive i bought an extra large pizza
Got that candy and that ketamine
MDMA and that mescaline
Yellow powder methamphetamine
uwu
>>8046727
I never said I was picking up Nim.
>>8046730
San Francisco.
apenas
>>8046694
>doesn't want you to get srs
>gets his dick shit on
>angry
Time to find a new bf. That's gross but also funny. He shouldn't be mad, but he is because he's a fucking asshole.
>>8046694
Accidents happen
Go clean up
>>8046733
okay you can live under my bed okay
>>8046734
NOODGE
>>8046744
Don't take the yellow speed. Not worth it
ok this thread is getting weird im going to bed bye
>>8046739
>and then I have a wife too
>chope down trees
are you high?
>>8046694
Hugg
You dont deserve abuse
Let him calm down
>>8046754
que
>>8046756
nini <3
>>8046743
YUM
I'll only have a slice
I'm making a puttanesca but with fish mixed through and shaved parmesan so yeah
It's gonna be yummy
THIS UBER DRIVER HAS HIS WINDOWS DOWN AND MY HAIR KEEPS SLAPPING ME IN THE FACE HELP HELLPP FUCETSEFJGSSSDF
>>8046746
Aw, RIP. I wanted to go see SF one day. Just to say I've seen it. Socal is my home though, and I want to see Yosemite in the winter. I'll pop by and pay you a visit in like 2018 or 2019 or 2020.
>>8046763
tie it back
>>8046761
Nevada
Also don't talk to nim
>>8046766
okay ill stay for a year
and maybe a lil longer okay
>>8046764
I'm going down to San Diego later this year, most likely.
>no more (you)s
ok, I think I'm gonna start my day. Cya~
>>8046757
It's my dream :[
Grindr is so degenerate
I want more people to add on skype but I always fear being doxxed or my information used against me
>>8046778
I thought you weren't up for sex today?
Or maybe you're just doing guys today
>>8046778
stop fucking dad bods
rotated the tires on my pickup.
now I'm tired. CFS sucks!!!!
need to drive it around, then tighten the bolts again.
>>8046764
SF is nice. I think I could live in the bay area again.
>>8046781
I won't doxx you but I will blackmail you into being my house slave
>>8046781
I don't really care anymore desu. My public screen name is Isotera
>>8046779
baiii
>>8046781
>Skype
> fear being doxxed or my information used against me
>using a program that records your information and sells it
>>8046761
aw cute
tell me how to girl too okay
>>8046786
hmm, only if you're a cutie
>>8046789
hi chara
>>8046770
hmm, i'm not sure if the desert is the right place for me
on the other side i've heard nevada's good for hunting ?
>>8046772
nim pls our lease is up in and then we're gonna move to vegas
this is my extra large cheese pizza with garlic butter crust that i got from hungry howies
im about to devour it all on my own ama
>>8046777
(I hope nobody counted and noticed it's only 12)
>>8046789
noyoudontunderstand!.png
I know discord, telegram and all other chatting things record conversations and info, but we can't do much about it.
>>8046794
That was mean
>>8046790
i don't know how to girl
i just woke up and i was a girl ...
>>8046795
I'm hunting for you
<3
>>8046798
I want it! ;__;
>>8046781
Just use discord
>>8046803
ok how do i do that then
nvm im back again
how unisex are chelsea boots actually?
i kinda like the look desu
>>8046798
i can't tell if those are cheese bubbles or sausage bits
pls lmk i don't wanna assume toppings
>>8046807
I told you I don't have it tho.
Plus they do the same, they record things
>>8046811
>sausage bits
EWWWWWWW WTF
>>8046808
take your girl pills and use lots of makeup
and you'll wake up as a girl one day
also use unicorn dust and instagram filters
>>8046797
is the couch going to vegas too
>>8046779
Wanna go camping on the coast? The beaches up here are stupidly gorgeous.
>>8046810
they seem 65 percent fem to me.
50 being unisex.
>>8046814
good thank fuck, had me sweatin there for a second
>>8046816
yeah
>>8046798
There's a hungry howies 50 minutes away from me
This looks maybe worth it
only two more sleeps and then it's gf time
>>8046810
depends on the boots
the one in the pic look more manly
also i one "chelsea"-style boots with heels
that way they look 100% fem
>>8046817
If I find a few thousand bucks to blow and a few months free of work, sure. :>
If I came across like $4000+ randomly I'd rather just get an orchi though... ;-;
>>8046782
I haven't had sex in like a month
I don't want to
I'm just going through the motions with him.
I am literally zero excited for him
>>8046791
He kinda cute :/
You should see his lil butt
He has a thigh gap and everything :3
:/
>>8046784
I think it's the angle, I'll ask for another pic I guess :/
Here's a gorgeous picture of my awful beautiful city that I built
I'm Mexican.
I'm Chicano.
And what puto
Pura Razza here homes
>>8046812
Yea but u won't get doxxed
>>8046815
ok i take those pills but i dont know how to makeup
also where do you find a unicorn to kill
I heard this was someone from here?
Who is this qt?
>>8046798
Godspeed
I wanna eat ur neck
>>8046826
i'd rather not get heels
groupon has these
https://www.groupon.nl/deals/mens-leather-chelsea-boots-8
labeled as mens but i found them under the womens section
do i buy?? and size up or down? I'm 46 but they have 45 and 47 :/
>>8046810
They're alright
I've got some windsor smiths that are a bit more on the masc side and people usually compliment me on them when they notice
it might be that they're just being nice but one guy at my local burger shop who never really talked to me before he noticed them like, actively stopped and took a break to chat to me while I was eating lunch because I guess he really, REALLY liked my boots
>>8046831
You've been posting grindr screens all week tho
>>8046824
Show your devout love
>>8046835
That was /r9k/, I was in that thread.
>>8046841
Do you have suggestions on how I could?
>>8046837
they look pretty manly so idk
especially in big sizes chelsea boots look strange
i have these
>>8046834
in your pants
kill that unicorn and make it outside in
also learn makeup
>>8046842
Who's the qt who posted the pics?
it's almost halfway gone already lmao
>>8046850
Not sure. It got boring pretty quick and I left.
>>8046694
What the fuck? Stop impersonating me first off and second off I've never had an accident during sex because i enema frequently. Also me and him are still together and he's taking me out to a fancy dinner Thursday night.
Fuck off
>>8046854
I'm not /too/ new.
Still newer than Cindy tho.
What's up?
>>8046821
okay ill just stay on the couch and take a nap and ill wake up in vegas
they look rad as fuck in general but i'm not sure about this particular pair i linked https://www.groupon.nl/deals/mens-leather-chelsea-boots-8
like the sole specifically
>>8046839
i think i'm digging the style
>>8046849
should i just buy them and see
like they are 40 euros ;-;
>>8046855
dude i really kinda hate you right now...
>>8046855
why do they slice them so thin though, that's irritating
>>8046872
what'd i do
>>8046640
>>8046874
I kinda like it - seems more handy and enjoyable :)
I always cut my pizza in 7 pieces, because I can't decide between 6 and 8 though...
>>8046865
I used to fuck a lot
Then I started doing sex work
Now I don't fuck so much and don't like it anymore
I am healing and want to be pure but I still know how to fuck you until you ce from your ass and I just keep fucking you cuz I'm not done and your my bitch now, my cock is seven inches digging into you you're my bitch now I own you and i own this ass
>>8046872
idk, maybe you should go in a shop and try a few on so you know ?
i mean you can get chelsea boots pretty cheap on sale and stuff, you don't have to take these
>>8046640
>>8046887
oh really?
i thought they were expensive what with the leather and stuff
i'll check them out another time, this kinda got me excited tho
night
Is it normal to get kind of aroused by reassuring your gf when she's panicking over petty things?
>>8046883
Yea I knew about that.
Except the fact you stopped. Figured you continued fucking around since you post convo pics
wew :3c
Why does it feel painfull when i think about my bf?
>>8046881
It wasn't me and it wasn't me yesterday. This is my trip god damn it, learn to decipher between me and the every day common troll (I'm still a fucking troll most the time but at least I'm better at it than the impostor)
>>8046849
that sounds like that'd hurt
and i cant learn makeup cuz i live at home
>>8046880
slice them into 10 pieces, that way you'll have more =o
>>8046894
it means you're a sex pervert
>>8046862
>>8046900
i look like a homeless girl rn
>3 weeks since QHI shipped more HRT
Is it safe to say customs got it or am I paranoid
oh man the itis is kicking in
im sleepy
>>8046912
You are a girl
Not shure about the homeless part tho
>>8046911
Of course in the past I've messed up trying to make myself feel better. But the person pretending to be me the past few days isn't me because I've been too busy with work and drs anf electrolysis to post.
>>8046903
too much work for me
Forgot to change name on phone..
Going to send QHI an email later.
>>8046889
i was on skype with my best friend today
he was really nice and supportive to me :-:
i really like comforting eva ><
>>8046894
We're programmed to feel good when helping others.
>>8046924
>>8046897
Nah I stopped
I'm back on nofap too so sometimes it gets to me
Like today
Yesterday I got kinda dizzy cuz I was so horny
I'm scared of sex
But also I need release
>>8046915
come and crash on my couch
>>8046912
That's hot
Let me eat ur pizza and kiss you and steal ur pizza
>>8046932
You sure you weren't dizzy because of the weird heroin you got?
ooh shit i found these
https://www.longtallsally.com/nl-en/shoes/boots/lts-charley-lthr-chelsea-boot-16M43/p?option=16M43BOR
they look super nice
>>8046935
okay is it comfy
>>8046942
Nah I was dizzy in the morning because of that but wow that herion made me feel so good
I was trying to sell my phone so I could get more money to buy more lol
I'm not that horny
I want a relationship where we build each other up
.
And don't have sex for three months cuz we're both pure
>>8046932
>I'm scared of sex
>But also I need release
Get a bf to milk your prostate, works for me.
how long should I stay on my sisters elliptical machine for?
>>8046941
>steal my pizza
wtf
>>8046950
like the color would fit with most things i feel? black might be easier but bordeaux works?
>>8046958
let's go shopping together okay
>>8046955
I thought you milked your boyfriends prostate
with your dick?
>>8046956
an hour or more is ok
>>8046961
dude i really wanna
we went shopping with gloomy and had the time of our lives
>>8046970
i have two knifes
>>8046972
knives*
>>8046966
Never. I've slapped my gt on his butcheeks, that's the extent of all ive done with my penis.
>>8046978
knifeses*
>>8046969
is it okay if i have a stained hoodie on and frizzy unkept hair and look like i wanna kms
I'm not stable enough to date someone, but I reaaaaaaaaaaally want a boyfriend...
Not like there's a boy who'd accept me when my voice makes me sound like a hulking leprechaun
>>8046979
>I've slapped my gt on his butcheeks
>"dammit, so close"
>>8046978
*knifies
>>8046982
knivses
>>8046956
Do half hour stints 4 times a day. Spread them out.
>tfw you're running out of space for shoes
#girlproblems
>>8046993
ok gn
>>8046986
same
except my voice is ok, but i have too much social anxiety
>>8046993
Nighty night.
>>8047000
I mean, that too... but my voice is part of that, so I'll work on that first.
>>8046987
He doesn't want me to top and i don't ever want to top so its all good.
>fell for the hormones meme
>it'll make you a pretty girl and happy they said
>just look like a long haired faggot and now even more depressed
>>8047007
there's no way for me
on the other side, i probably go to the wrong places
online or in places i'm rarely i meet much better guys :(
>>8046954
>want a relationship where we build each-other up.
this sounds nice
>>8047014
same
>omg you look adorable! ! ! uwu
ok but, not girl so who gives a shit
Does anyone here besides ash actually pass?
>>8046992
LOL they aren't 5 and 6 deep on the shelves.
>>8047032
no
noone ever passe
<3
>>8046855
Fatty
>>8047032
A few of us, yeah.
I want to kill myself but unironically
My brother bailed on seeing a movie with me with some weak excuse. Again.
This is like the 4th time this month. I wouldnt be upset but every time its HIS FUCKING IDEA to go see a movie then he bails at the last minute.
He always goes into this ignore everyone else phase when he gets a gf. Part of me hopes she ends up breaking his heart and I wont be there to hang out with him this time if she does.
>>8047036
Figures
>>8047032
desu i get ma'amed sometimes, rarely, but i think it's more because people in this area are fundamentally stupid
First part is about the woman falling down a building that Cartman posted recently
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvU0mxWUbBs
>>8047048
i'm stealth so idk
never got sir'd or male pronouns since i started fulltime
>>8047019
Come to LA
We can light fires then blame it on nim
>>8047067
wtf
>>8047060
I don't understand why it even makes sense to use the word pass with ash, she's basically an intersex female right?
Mom got me these sweet gladiator sandals and im now a size 10 so i guess foot shrinkage isnt a myth
>>8047067
I'd need money tho. Why do plane tickets cost so fucking much really
>>8047060
Bully anon I have a bigger dick than you
I bet I do too wanna pull urs out and compare?
>>8047070
I've seen most of the trips here.
>>8046992
You keep a dildo on your shoe rack? >.>
>>8047081
Then you must either be blind or so fully immersed in tranny shit that you'd say only half of cis women pass.
>>8047082
Lel, i just got it out of the dishwasher and havent put it away
>>8047090
My vision is just fine, hon.
I have something called standards ;)
>>8047099
wtf why
someone club on the head and wake me up two years from now okay
just make sure you keep feeding me tit skits
>>8047092
>How's the giant feet?
Shitty but what else can i do? Kill myself cuz im tall?
>>8047100
>basing passing off of beauty
>not basing passing off of whether or not someone looks like a girl
Smh senpai desu.
>>8047099
As far as I know there aren't any trains that cross the atlantic ocean
>>8047110
not yet
>>8047110
>As far as I know
im going to bed
gonna have some cool pizza-induced dreams probably
i got to watch a samurai jack/star wars crossover during my last nap, it was pretty cool
my dream programming is always top-notch desu
>>8047091
Ew
Washing food utensils and discount in the same place is lewd
I hate wearing a bra out. My conetits are too big to hide otherwise and I'm so afraid someone will notice the front or straps in back. This wasn't as easy as I thought it would be. ; -;
sex
>>8047119
Its the garlic that makes dreams more vivid.
>>8047119
gn, dream about being queen of pizza island but there's also some harry potter shit in there bc why not
>>8047103
We're gonna need a big club.
>>8047127
quit taking you shirt off in public then
>be me
>be repressor
>too much mtfg breaks me
>come out to parents and tell them I want to be a girl
>both say nothing
>dad looks at mum with a smirk
>"I win, you owe me 50 bucks honey"
>me:"w-what"
>mum: "me and your father had a bet on if you were transgender or gay, I bet on gay"
Wtf am I that obvious
>>8047127
that's why i never wore a bra before coming out
because gyno is something a guy could get, but wearing a bra means something's strange
especially when someone hugs you and feels a bra strap
>>8047125
I've never got anything on it except lube. I just like sterilizing it. Also I never run dishes in there at the same time you mong.
>>8047131
Supposedly blue cheese does this too.
>>8047118
what owo
>>8047138
cute anon
>>8047138
sounds like it
>>8047139
counter:
are you lookin in a mirror?
>>8047139
People wanna call me bad but at least i haven't told anyone to kill themselves
I don't give a fuck if anyone here doesn't think I pass, i have a bf and a life now and I'm working on myself, I'm trying my hardest
>>8047138
it's always that obvious
when my mom found my letter for psychotherapy she asked me if i'm trans
>>8047153
>i haven't told anyone to kill themselves
i'm not too sure about that 2bh
>>8047156
Happy for you :) and it sounds like that means they're pretty accepting. Which is such a fortunate outcome.
Good luck with everything!!
>>8047158
Please don't respond to me miss luckiest person in the universe.
>>8047156
you sound really cute
>>8047162
Thanks. It's strange to think I'm actually going to do it
They seem really enthusiastic and supportive
How do I study for quarter exams
>>8047154
Ehh maybe it is obvious but I think trans is not always the first thing people think of. My mom just thought I was gay, although she was always kinda oblivious to what trans is.
>>8047183
just don't
>>8047183
just don't study and get As anyway
test taking is a art
>>8047187
b-but I'm gonna fail
>>8047183
Try to focus for starters.
Protip, you wont focus on here.
>>8047183
Shitpost on 4chan :V)
>>8047183
Make notecards and such.
>>8047183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iMWfDxQoks
>>8047186
sure, but i was always "mistaken" for a girl or was seen as girly in a way
so i bet everyone at least thought i was gay, i've been asked if i was trans before too though (even before transition)
>>8047183
Try to remember everything on them a couple days before
>>8047211
I'm screwed
They're this week tomorrow and after tomorrow
>>8047183
Make Cindy study and take your exams for you.
>>8047226
Do you have a study guide?
>>8047233
I-I think so
>>8047237
hmm, sometimes i sure looked girly
but other times not but i still was seen as girly in a way
pretty strange
never thought too much about being gay, it just crossed my mind
before hormones i was pretty asexual, i just made out with lots of different people
I think I might be a beta
What's it like to be a hon?
>>8047242
Well I was gonna ask to play games with you later but you should study
Get off the internet and study!
You can do it if you get rid of distractions!
You'll worry less when you're all studied up
>>8047247
I mean you look pretty girly now and even before ffs you looked pretty girly so it wouldn't surprise me
>before hormones i was pretty asexual,
same
>i just made out with lots of different people
not same
kissless virgin :^)
+1 for thread dying when /ourguy/ leaves
>>8047266
Long faces aren't girly though
>tfw you have a wicked sore throat and you find a ricola in your jacket pocket after thinking they were all gone
>>8047266
i'm a virgin too
but i just took everything i could
when i think about it lots of people actually wanted to make out with me
and i didn't even do something
people just came near me and i kinda agreed and we started kissing
still don't know how to do stuff like that and kiss people or even more
>>8047285
of course people i knew
not just random people if it sounded like that
my room is finally starting to resemble a room feels gud man
>>8047285
>virgin
LMAO
>>8047278
Oh history is a pain, I'm failing in history rn ;~;
Basically what Zna said, notecards help a bunch
If you wanna play later I'm always up for that tho ^^
>>8047253
better than being a man
Nim
>>8047296
I always read over the material a couple times. The more relaxed I was, the better it sunk in.
>>8047253
pretty bad
>>8047299
Math and history is hard
>>8047305
She went to bed.
>>8047278
Good, just the act of making notecards is good studying.
>>8047316
>history is hard
WAR OF 1812! (I've legit never understood this sentiment because history is just reading about things that already happened)
>>8047319
Well fuck, who am I supposed to trigger now
>>8047342
i had pizza yesterday and today
you already triggered my nausea by posting any pizza
My now ex girlfriend cheated with her ex boyfriend didn't tell me for 2 weeks didn't use a condom.
Now I gotta get tested.
God damn it.
>>8047342
looks great though
>>8047348
Haha I need to go get tested also
>>8047355
i'm 23
and it's not like i couldn't have sex, i just don't want to
>>8047360
Why not?
>>8047348
let's hope she gets a kid from this that she'll be forced to care for, thus paying the awful price
>>8047360
Are you the one that I said oh my god to?
>>8047328
I think history is pretty interesting to read about outside of school
I just don't like the way it's taught >.>
>>8047355
I think I'm lazier than stupid
But that's probably a lot worse anyways
im here to beat up bully and tease you all
give me a (you) to submit an application
>>8047342
>tomato sauce with hot sauce
Vomitous.
>>8047373
That'll take you another 5 years
Lol
>>8047374
more likely 2 years
and even if, what do i have from having sex even though i'd hate it
>>8047369
>I just don't like the way it's taught.
This.
Back in school history bored the hell out of me and I didn't want to learn any of it because of the way it was taught. Now that I'm free I'm interested in history
>>8047372
>acidity and peppers pairs poorly with tomato
That stuff coming out of your mouth is pure nonsense
>>8047347
Jelly I wanna go on the pizza diet
>>8047352
Tyy
>>8047382
>hating sex
>>8047387
You're gonna post pics of the baked product, right?
>>8047373
Wow.
You're so *mint* it's not even believable
You look like a cis girl don't let anyone tell you different
But you know this lol
>>8047401
oh no
>>8047403
Lol don't do it to trigger everyone here
>>8047403
Of course
>>8047401
Yes, is breaded chicken tendies
>>8047390
I side with you on this one beep dw
>>8047387
If you had diced tomatoes as a topping, that would be fine. Why not just replace the tomato sauce with tangy BBQ sauce?
>>8047413
Good, I'm looking forward to it.
>>8047419
>mixing hot sauce with bbq sauce
what are you? obese/american?
>>8047362
She has a copper UID or whatever so no chance. I'm just so heart broken.
>>8047412
That is kinda dirty lol
If I can fuck guys like this anytime I want that means I'm hot right?
That means like all of them add to my total score right?
If I top a Chad I become the the Chad
Looking for a shemale to fuck me in the ass
>>8047436
I heard Faye is into that
>>8047427
Sorry to hear about it anon.
How did you find out?
>>8047412
I have a neovag but limiting yourself is pathetic.
>>8047424
They complement each other, though.
>>8047433
Would you put tomato sauce on a burger or BBQ salad?
Anyway, I'm just playing along; you wanted someone to be offended. *~*
>>8047419
>BBQ sauce
is usually another type of tomato sauce.
>>8047432
ew don't become a chad tho
>>8047452
but with smokey flavors
>>8047432
not really, some guys on grindr take everything that doesn't look tooo bad
>>8047436
>shemale
anon, we say tranny here.
>>8047455
>not cooking your pizza's over a hickory fire.
>>8047413
>chicken
>breaded chicken
>breaded chicken on pizza
I think I'm going to be phisically sick.
this is worse then the time nim ate the topping off of a pizza and left the bread and crust and took a picture.
>>8047462
lol i remember that wtf nim
>>8047450
i just don't want to
what's your problem anyway ?
your life can't be that great when you hang out here to criticize random people
>>8047459
bbq sauce is not the same as a hickory oven pizza
but nor is a hickory oven pizza anything like a bbq sauce pizza
>>8047451
>Would you put tomato sauce on a burger
Yeah? Like half of restaurants out there have a tomato based secret sauce, the rest of them are either thousand island or mayonnaise based
I also am bias, I hate BBQ sauce it just tastes of sugar and liquid smoke
>>8047462
Lmao this is what I was hoping for
>>8047342
10/10
>>8047464
nim actually does the opposite
eats the bottom of the pizza first
>>8047419
Oh My Fucking God, what sort of savage are you?
why not put ketchup, on white bread, top it with a slice of yellow processed cheese and call that abomination a pizza too?
this thread is disgusting
>>8047465
My life is great and I only come here once a month just to see if any of you cretins have actually improved but you never do.
>that feeling when no uterus
>>8047469
a-aww
well you may not take girl pills but at least don't become a chad
>>8047477
sure
>>8047476
That's probably closer to the real deal than any American pizza
>>8047482
Laughing at you hons makes me glad that I never repressed.
>>8047485
yeah, sounds like you have loads of self esteem
>>8047471
what? like? eats the saucy bread and leaves the cheese and toppings?
>>8047471
do you have photo proof of this opposite behavior?
because Nim documented her pizza eating ways for all of us to see.
>bully anons
Why do you do it
>>8047472
Hey friend
Bean(not me) says hi, we've talked.
Lemme see that twinky ass tho
>>8047476
where i live that's called a pizza bread
>>8047476
it's 4chan
everyone is a fucking plebian when it comes to food
I was in a food thread on /v/ a couple days ago and a guy was posting pictures of a well done porterhouse steak with sweet chilli sauce and mayo on top of it
I don't even like steak but jesus christ
this is a place for animals
>>8047490
not even
just the "crust" off the bottom, leaving a thin amount of crust to go with the sauce and cheese
I didn't save the pic because it was too weird and gross
I love being a wizard...makes adderal and ither stimulants such a literally magickal expierence.
Imagine being able to conquer anything...i might even buy a wizard robe...it helps with transitioning...
>>8047480
Nu-uh first thing I'm buying when I get my place is a weight set fuck furniture or """""" beds"""""" I've Ben sleeping on the floor for two years going on three
>>8047493
they're sexually deprived virgins that need to blame someone
I'm so glad baseball is back! ^_^
>>8047508
>virgins
The caveman is trying to fight
>>8047503
DUDE she's literally the most passing here like why is she even on here lmfao she looks like any other girl lmfao you actually
Actually.
Can't call her a hon
>>8047506
I hope you get that soon. I can't imagine sleeping on the floor for more than a week
>>8047503
I don't think this is the place to find overconfident people
Besides millions of people are gonna be that way
"Putting random people in their place" is a waste of time desu
>Trump wants to dismiss common core
good
uwu
>>8047512
Lmfao, no she doesn't.
The only people here that pass are ash and nikky.
Marina looks like my friend's brother with long hair.
>>8047521
mmmmm
How's your day been /mtfg/?
>>8047478
Same
>>8047521
Gud 'za.
>>8047467
I apologize for my ignorance, but what sauces? Ketchup and ketchup-based sauces? That's a far cry from the tomato paste used for pizza.
buying bf
>>8047514
I don't like sleeping in beds that much, I mean I kinda really do but like at this point it seems like a waste of my future money that k might earn one day if I ever get a job
>>8047523
Nah
:v)
She passes way more than you do I bet lol
Why don't you post a pic honney so we can laugh at you
Or.
OR
FUCKING OR
you can just be nice here and make friends cuz life is hard and we get that :]
It was you who was on /soc/ high on meth taking requests wasn't it?
Ur the same anon
>>8047521
looks yummy as FUCK
>>8047516
It's not as bad as the joke posts
I saw a classic in that thread, the one where they're poaching a T-bone steak in milk and skittles
what do you think of puttanesca with white fish mixed through it
I know it wouldn't technically be puttanesca at that point but fug
I want something tomatoey and olivey and fishy with fettuccine and shaved parmesan damnit
>>8047530
Ketchup is literally a tomato sauce
>>8047533
You must not pass at /all/ if you attack other transgirls.
What you're doing is called projection. You act like your problem is someone else's by insulting them for it.
>>8047542
but pizza sauce is different than ketchup and regular tomato sauce
>>8047526
I made a girl boner
A couple I think :^)
I bought a sub
I tried herion last night
>>8047546
you did >w>
>>8047542
I know, which is why said, "Ketchup and ketchup-based sauces? That's a far cry from the tomato paste used for pizza."
Lani, are you fucking with me?
>>8047545
Sweeter and has vinegar in it
Not that that matters, I've had marinara like sauces on burgers at restaurants they're not even uncommon
>>8047550
Lol
Ehehehehehehe
>>8047554
>marinara like sauces on burgers
yeah that's really good
but I feel like the inverse (ketchup on pasta or on a burger) is not as good
>>8047369
Oh I gotcha that makes sense.
>2017
>being a tranny
>>8047533
>That's why hons should be forced to not transition.
I should have been forced head first through a woodchipper
>>8047558
Idk people really seem to like BBQ sauce on pizza (I'm not one of these people) and isn't that basically just smokey ketchup?
>>8047553
Yeah :)
>>8047539
:3
>>8047529
Tastes p yummy tbqh
>>8047485
Hey judge anon how's my life going pls tell me
>>8047566
>2017
>being a chad or an annoying whiny pregnant cis teen
>>8047521
Looks good, but I bet the crust has gluten in it. being gf sucks.
>>8047558
I think I did have a marina-like sauce on a mushroom and sweet onion burger, but I can't remember what it was exactly. It was really good.
>>8047571
</3
>>8047582
marinara*
>>8047582
>marina-like sauce
pls no T-T
>>8046033
>>8046033
>>8046033
New
>>8047586
Yeah, that would be GROSS.
>>8047538
Here you go honny
https://unsee.
cc/ragomupi/
>>8047533
i feel bad for it too, but i get sex almost on a daily basis, so i guess i'll pay attention to the successful attractive people that like me and want to be with me instead of some coward anon who lives with their parents and hates their life so much that they only feels happy when putting others down.
:^)
>>8047539
I'm actually just fake apalled at things. I mean everyone is free to like what they like.
That being said, I genuinely feel disgusted by the idea of cheese and chicken, but that's just my problem. lol
I eat puttanesca-ish sauces with tuna/sardines all the time. so I guess I'm cool with other fish.
oh there's this spanish cod dish which is eaten during easter lent here ...bacalao a la vizcaína which has tomatoes and olives and peppers and garlic...and potatoes
lol, so.maybe that sort of ruined my pure italian palate.
Has anyone tried Super Female Vitality? How is it?