/mtfg/

How do i become a girl

>>7862557
poor dead snek

I wish I had a uterus

I'm gonna sleep soon cause its 7AM
>>7862560
I can sympathise with that, though I haven't really been in the same place, but please continue to moderate yourself. Stuffs gotta start looking up soon.

>>7862557
Cute snek

omg i start mones this week

i'm already cute, this is gonna be awesome

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I wanna go back, but this time actually see the city.

nth for mirielle thread

i want to snuggle someone really badly

>that moment when you think you're cute
ew
>>7862577
same

>>7862566
Hard work.

>>7862543
>Unless you have a prescription they will, my mom actually had to smuggle it in for me >.<
I do, but I worry they would take me off them in a misguided attempt to stabilize my mood or something.
Your mom sounds awesome <3

>>7862588
You can snuggle me

when the tsa precheck guy fails your boymode
luckily it was just to get precheck so i didnt go through scanner lol

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feelin sad
Hopefully the soccer match tomorrow boosts my mood

>>7862563

thats really the best way to be is to not trip and dont get too involved with internet stuff. Use it as a small thing to do. I just think that you're special tho tbqh...i wish i could stop shitposting and provide quality thinking posts.

>>7862592
have you been exercising to get fake Oddish tier hips?

lookingattimelines.jpg

"why cant i look like that :("
vs
"oh god i hope i dont end up like that"

you cant win

>>7862603
i've been exercising anyways

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>>7862598
>soccer

as an Englishwoman i will never not be triggered <

>>7862580
what will happen in august?

>>7862577
i can impregnate u with or without a uterus :^))

tfw u show up and the thread dies
every tiem :'(

>>7862567
>dead
really? ;_; i saved the pic because it was cute, but now i think i'll delete it.

>>7862622
RIP.

>>7862610
as an englishwoman you should accept responsibility for shortening "association football" to soccer

>>7862610
sorry famalam
the team still has Football Club in its name though even though it's in the top-flight league in America

tfw blockers has fucked up your sexuality so much you have no idea if you are straight, bi, gay, ace or anything in between

totes worth it though

>>7862631
that's lewd but I wish you luck

instead of transitioning ill just go full /pol/ack.


Im not elite tho

>>7862631
>The end goal is me bending over a bed...
as someone who hates men i find that strangely romantic lmao
you go, girl
you'll be cute af

>>7862639
does it matter?

>>7862643
>as someone who hates men i find that strangely romantic lmao
don't repress your bi feelings

>>7862631
seems doable in 5 months. good luck :3

thanks for the makeup tutorials

>>7862643
not really
on the other hand my cuddle urges have skyrocketed

i just wanna cuddle up to some guy and sleep on his chest

>>7862650
i'm not
i find the idea of being topped by a guy really gross
maybe there's a SLIGHT bit of -i guess that's fine- there but mostly it's ew
i can't do body hair at all, for one thing

like girls are attractive but i feel like id just get jealous as shit around them

i wish you buttholes would tell me why you dont like me??? arent we here for self improvement??? at least i thought i was..idk..just having a crisis

>>7862654
what happens when he gropes your inner thigh and kisses you so passionately that you are left breathless

>>7862664
i like you

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>>7862625
But being english also means not taking responsibility ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇᶫʸ
ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ

>>7862636
Ahhh MLS? Which team?

>>7862664
I think you're okay.

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>>7862664
This is a good post beepbeep.

>>7862664
I'd like you if you didn't call me a butthole.

>>7862664
I like you beepy.
People just use this place to let out their frustrations with being trans.

>>7862675
you're a butthole

>>7862664
i like you, i think you're cute and funny, and i liked the music of yours i heard. if you lived close to me i'd ask you to play in my band desu

>>7862643
Your opinion is therefore invalid

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>>7862668
Atlanta United
been waiting for years to get an MLS team here, I'm pretty excited for their first match
>>7862664
I like you, you seem okay
>>7862642
never go full /pol/

>>7862695
>>7862679
>>7862675
>>7862671
>>7862667
ty everyone : s i just wanna feel like i belong somewhere. :'(

>>7862705
B.e. Long

How many people here have managed to develop passable female voices?

>>7862665
I WANT THIS

>>7862711
none. passing is a hon meme.

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>>7862691
I didn't do anything.

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do you ever feel like your constant posting of cute anime girls is kind of stereotypical in a not-so-good way and maybe perpetuates the idea that consuming vast amounts of "cute" media (especially Japanese) feminizes you?

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>>7862713
am I destined to be a hon then

>>7862716
you're a cute butthole

>>7862719
no thats stupid

>>7862722
i'm joking!
i haven't heard that many non-babytrans voices but i've heard a few really good girlvoices
it's all effort
www.lena.kiev.ua/voice/
that site has a pretty nice tip that can help with girlvoice a lot

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>>7862681
how well do you know him? my friends have been very accepting and helpful so far. I feared rejection alot too but it turned out right with the people I care about.

>>7862719
Are you talking about actually turning and looking like a girl or being brainwashed seeing how all media is propaganda?

>>7862711
i'm usually impressed by the voices i hear
like kayla's is actually really good lol

>>7862705
u belong here
https://youtu.be/qxZInIyOBXk

hey girls. What are you up to today?

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>>7862727
time to start developing voice then I guess
watch as it takes me 3 times longer than anybody else

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>>7862724
You are trying to trick me into transitioning again.

>>7862711
ask zheanna she knows alot about voice training.

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when you wake up in the morning you are terrified, then you remember the lies and feel better.

then in floods the waves of happiness and safety, you don't need to worry about anything.

just keep filling your emptiness with movies, video games and constantly talking about yourself.


http://sentimentalcorp.org/

>>7862746
I recognize this avatar...

>>7862704
oooh i hope they win then! Have a good day ^^

>>7862746
i hadn't gotten to that yet
but sure, if you want
i'll despoil you personally

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>>7862732
I think maybe it's a case of people on the 'tism spectrum being easily impressionable and/or very open to suggestion in regards to personal identity and because they like cute things (as most people do) they think "I need to be cute, too" and then make that their identity, and bob's your uncle.

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>>7862755

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>>7862752
A lot of old tripfags used Wakfu and Dofus avatars.

>>7862754
I would love to see you try.

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guess beep doesnt like the grinch.


she was special to me ._.

Now i have to find somebody else. I dislike trannies with a passion but beep was special. Now I have to find someone else. Ill never forget beinf drunk and blowi ng my load to beep wondering if I was straight. Let me tell you...im only into men but beep is special.

>>7862761
Specifically Darwin.

>>7862761
i'll put hrt in your meals

>>7862762
why do you post like you do
its just kind of odd
like your not upsetting anyone or being funny
its just weird

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>>7862774
youre fat
opinion discarded

>>7862736
how did you know i secretly love this dumb song
>>7862709
ur especially mean to me :'(

>>7862769
Not him.

>>7862771
How will you even get to me?

>>7862776
why do you post here grinchposter
shouldn't you be huffing poo in bathrooms

>>7862776
You're green, opinion discarded.

>>7862781
uh
you'll be sheltering me after i become a homeless runaway?

>>7862780
im glad you like it
do you like this one? https://youtu.be/pqP2-w6AWS4

>>7862781
I know you aren't Darwin. You don't post like him. Interesting running into another tripfag though. Then again, Boo and Isla post here too.

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>>7862783
Cuz bullying trannies is fun

>>7862762
Hi

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POST RESULTS

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>>7862791
kek, bullying? more like low tier shitposting,

>>7862794
both equal

>>7862794
well i'm a male so what do you think the result is gonna be

>>7862794
Male, sadly.

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>>7862796
i used to be top tier shitposter. I gave it all up for s4s memes.


All i want is a straight bf to fuck my asshole.

>>7862794
Female :)

>>7862786
Can you stand living with a gay black couple?

So I fucked up any chance I had at having sex tonight because I'm actually more worried that i fucked up any chance i had with the person I online love, because she can't love me back, but like how could she? It's not her fault I'm just some fucking code that comes up rendered on an lcd screen and not a flesh and blood person who can hold her and be held, and my online life on this taiwanese reed carving site is bleeding into my real life and nothing is making sense anymore.

So fuck this, this isn't a breakdown. It's just that it hurts. And it doesn't feel fair, but i guess life and love aren't about fairness, are they?.

So rejoice! I guess I got my just deserts for mouthing off about how sex was easy to get, it's not when you're confused and tired and sad

I think I need to take a break.

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>>7862794
Female ^^

>>7862806
You're on the wrong board then, why don't you try /R9k/ I'm sure you'll fit in well there

>>7862810
>living with a gay black couple
but why

This place makes me anxious when I'm alone

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>>7862794
They are huge, but at least they have an okay shape >.>

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Ladies and gentleman.

You are now about to read...a shitpost...enjoy...

*clears throat
Ahem


POOOPY POOPY STRAIGHT MAN POO LMAO POOPY POOP LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DING DONG POOT N TOOT LMAO HAHSHS XDDDD POOPY WOPPY DOOPY LIOPY LOLO
POOOPY POOPY STRAIGHT MAN POO LMAO POOPY POOP LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DING DONG POOT N TOOT LMAO HAHSHS XDDDD POOPY WOPPY DOOPY LIOPY LOLO


Hahaha POOIIOOOOOOPY WOOPY LMAO XDDDDDDDD
Hahaha POOIIOOOOOOPY WOOPY LMAO XDDDDDDDD Hahaha POOIIOOOOOOPY WOOPY LMAO XDDDDDDDD
:p Hahaha POOIIOOOOOOPY WOOPY LMAO XDDDDDDDD Hahaha POOIIOOOOOOPY WOOPY LMAO XDDDDDDDD Hahaha POOIIOOOOOOPY WOOPY LMAO XDDDDDDDD
Hahaha POOIIOOOOOOPY WOOPY LMAO XDDDDDDDD


thx 4 readin...

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>>7862794
do trannies actually care about hands
lmao

>>7862794
they the same size on one hand, and my index finger is marginally shorter on the other
>>7862811
whoawhoawhoa what?

>>7862824
are you trans or a cis girl pretending to be a trans girl pretending to be a cis girl pretending to be trans

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>>7862794
>cursed female

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>>7862794

>>7862825
>they the same size on one hand, and my index finger is marginally shorter on the other

fuckin me too

what does this mean

>>7862819
I'm anxious all the time.

>>7862824
people use the digit ratio as validation for some reason

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>>7862794

>>7862832
>what does this mean
for me its probably related to when i slammed my finger inside the car door and it was stuck for a few minutes because no one heard me screaming

>>7862818
My roommate is retarded and told them they can stay without the consent of anyone else in the house.

>>7862825
>>7862832
estrogen washes

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>>7862824
Hands can be pretty bad :(

>>7862828
>>7862829
would hold

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>>7862827
doesn't matter my good man

>>7862835
pretty pathetic method of validation

>>7862557

>like men
>cum absolutely disgusts me

Is anyone else like this?

>>7862824
hands are the least of their problem

>>7862841
what is that
>>7862849
>>cum absolutely disgusts me
why???
i like cum
i want a tranny to cum on/in/around me desu

>>7862825
Yeah, one way idiocy.

>>7862789
you have good taste in music.

>>7862854
I want a group of men to use me as their fuck toy and then leave me alone in the middle of a street drenched in their cum

oops>>7862853 meant for >>7862842

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>>7862794
i have the trutrans digit ratio

>>7862840
i'm just saying but i'd top a guy if he was cute

>>7862850
hey magi

>>7862854
>what is that
a theory about why gays and trannies exist
hormonal conditions in the womb

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>>7862865
Hello :p

>>7862859
I know, but still. Bad hands can really ruin your presentation.

>>7862871
you bored?

>>7862857
;-----; thank you, that means alot to me
>>7862856
hmm
you sound tense dude
>>7862858
>group of men
>group
>of men
you did it wrong
>>7862867
oh. i can believe it. im probably intersex anyway, and my mom had several miscarriages before and after me

>>7862865
Where the hell did that come from?

>>7862602
idk if you are still here but really I am probably way too involved with internet stuff if I'm not at work I pretty much do nothing besides go online or read books

I'm just uncomfortable with having an identity and people remembering stuff I post I guess

sorry my mom just got home so she was talking to me and I wasn't paying attn to the thread

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>>7862874
Mhm just waiting on getting tired, thought I'd come and see what was up

>>7862877
Is does?

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>>7862877
I meant a wild pack of men mb

>>7862884
>wild pack of men mb
huh. well, to each her own
>>7862883
yes. its a compliment i appreciate receiving alot

>>7862878
>gay couple
sorry, train of thought

>>7862882
not much, the usual
drama and shitposting
you not doing anything?
i'm grinding in sr4

>>7862877
>my mom had several miscarriages before and after me
I think theres a few here with similar stories
kayla and sheen certainly

>>7862890
THEY ARE NOT HOT THEY ARE GHETTO AS FUCK

>>7862893
oh okay
dating a manly guy is like, the worst sin possible
desu

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>>7862877
i miss the old mercury

>>7862897
which parts of the old one
i can bring her back maybe

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>>7862895
I have feelings, you know Kind of.

>>7862895
what if it's a heap of them and they cover you with all of their loads in a huge orgy until you can't think anymore

>>7862900
>>7862897

what anime is that

>>7862900
i mean, if you're a guy. or a trans girl :^)

>>7862901
GROSS

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>>7862890
Just chatting, some mild flirting, looking for pretty things, and some shopping
Wish I could sleep though .,x

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>>7862861
Omg, so do i on my left hand!

What is this sorcery, Zhe?

>>7862877
I'm angry at myself, but I'm also sad. What do Merc?

Live in the now and trust our Creator's wisdom?

You can't force love....

>>7862901
seek sunlight

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>>7862905
I actually just want cuddles but sometimes think about how that would feel
Is there something wrong with me

>>7862877
post more music pls
I really like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s40vz3xeanY

>>7862906
>some mild flirting
LEWD!
i've had to nap during the day a few times recently, namely due to exhaustion from crying

>>7862911
i've been a lot less lewd lately
i think the depression helps with that a lot
you're babytrans, right? your libido will lessen a lot, especially if you'r'e on spiro / cypro

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Fuck it.


Im so lost in life but idc. Im going to be a /pol/ack chaote chaos wizard.

>>7862919
stop being dumb just at least try transitioning

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>>7862917
I've never felt lewd before this week I've always been upset or focused in order to avoid feeling terrible

I want to feel loved and validated /meme

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>>7862899
I liked when we fake bullied each other.

>>7862903
Wakfu

>>7862919
don't you think it would feel nice to have estrogen in your body

>>7862907
>Live in the now and trust our Creator's wisdom?
desu i think one should be doing both at all times. exist in the present, prepare for the future, learn from the past but dont focus on it.
being angry at yourself is natural i think, but you just have to learn your lesson and then keep moving idk

>>7862913
what kind of music?
https://youtu.be/94bdMSCdw20
https://youtu.be/uFLl2Fxmqdk
>>7862924
well fuck you, you sorry motherfucker, somtimes i just get tired of your bullshit you weak little faggot

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>>7862917
Nah if it was lewd you know fine well I would just say it lol
Well you should really get that sorted..
But I won't berate you here :p

>>7862920
>>7862925
dont you think itd be nice if i was in your body?

>>7862931
owo

>>7862931
yeah probably but you should still transition quit stalling and putting it off forever

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>>7862927
Now that was just erotic more than anything.

>>7862922
how long until you can get hrt, do you think?

>I want to feel loved and validated /meme
same desu
it's hard though because i always try to isolate myself from other people during my moodswings

>>7862929
oh right i forgot you were one of the ones pushing me to improve my life situation >:c
fucking bad goys

>start early and fast on the liquor
>Plan to power through online homework due at midnight
>Doing it, it's getting difficult to follow steps
>Reading lines with your finger at this point
>Start nodding off
>11pm, okay need to get what I can done
>fall asleep again
>11:30pm
>Alright, I'll submit what I got in a second
>2 am, wake up on bed, clearly didn't submit shit
Maybe I need to be more responsible.

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>decide to shave my legs
>takes me a half hour just to do one thigh

fuck this desu it's not like anyone's gonna even see them

do i pass
https://twitter.com/ak1225_062708/status/837911468142030848

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>>7862934
tell zaddi how much u wann her bbc ok

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>>7862935
And I still see you being a little shit and not doing anything about it..

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>>7862939
i know that feel senpai, i spend way too long trying to do one section perfectly and then find out afterwards i missed a spot or three

>>7862935
Max of 7 months (when I am legally able to get it) but hopefully before then if I can find employment and just self med :/

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seriously stop posting anime girls

if you have to live vicariously through a virtual avatar do it in second life or some other video james

fuckin cut this shit OUT

I bet you have whole folders of anime girls just making faces so you can post reaction images to literally every possible thing

you know what that is?

that's fucking AUTISM

A U T I S M

and that's not okay

autism is a serious disease

stop spreading it

pce

>>7862944
;_;
well i've been bitching at my parents! so i haven't been doing nothing. just the opposite of helpful things

>>7862949
ouch
yeah you should self med as soon as possible
it's not -that- expensive
ca you ask your parents for help?

>>7862924
This picture makes me sad and I can't really explain why :(

>>7862939
>>7862947
I have this problem too. I've been epilating the last few months instead, but so many ingrowns

Thank you skeeping pills. Bye peeps.

Take care

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>>7862952
Oh I'm afraid we're all quite too far gone to stop now, anime girl avataring is the least of our concerns at this point

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>>7862927
just the music you like. so far you only posted songs I like too :3 I like alot of music but pic related is what I recently listen to.

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>>7862952
WEWLAD
E
W
L
A
D

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>>7862952
>Autism
Self explanatory post right here

>>7862953
You should work on the helpful things

>>7862952
>tfw you become the anime girl you're posting

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>>7862952
this is my new avatar

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>>7862905
I guess being a femboy would not be so bad.

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>tfw every day in the closet

>>7862954
Cuz its not you?

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>>7862953
my father says he wants to do it all legit so that he knows it's not just done on a whim and my mother will go with my fathers decision. I have a friend who will front me as soon as I get a job interview and then I pay him back but he won't do it until then.

I'm about to do a bunch of courses and stuff to make myself more employable though so maybe in two weeks I'll get an interview :(

>>7862959
yeah idk i might
i'm just going slow
i've got a contact here i need to e-mail and i might look into a way to go to town

>>7862964
femboys are really cute
become a femboy
uwu

>>7862969
blagh that's awful
yeah, hopefully you can then
it's a good thing you're motivated, at least

>>7862952
anime skeltal

>>7862954
I used to get ingrowns from shaving but it just doesn't seem to happen from epilating. Are you epilating in the wrong direction?

Granted I normally just do my legs and arms. And kind of just "get what I can" one day then worry about getting everything the following day. Going over the same spot with anything will always cause irritation.

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>>7862954
I just want to save up tons of dosh to laser everything because god damn is it a bitch

>>7862968
because everyone knows the green monster is the best monster ofc

>>7862933
how do you try transitioning
also how to tell whether you'll become a middle-aged susans hon if you just try to forget about it or not

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>>7862970
me being motivated is a lie to myself. My sister can get a job no problem and she's only a year younger than me- I can't help but feel resentment towards her sometimes even though I should hate the employers instead.

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>>7862970

>>7862933
omgomgomg id become bottom as a girl

im ok with that im just a romantic at heart.

>>7862980
same
my sister's way more outgoing than me and it's embarrassing
i'm probably making less than i would on welfare

>>7862981
that's lewd
you're doing good

EVERYONE POST THEIR FEET

>>7862990
I'm size 11 mens AU- my feet will never pass and I hate myself.

>>7862940
>32nd notes
HOW
what is this bullshit
thats not real
>>7862957
oh thats one of my favorite supertramp albums, i managed to snag the LP some years back
https://youtu.be/yNHcfPTsE5c
https://youtu.be/f7pJ2KQDRiA
https://youtu.be/eiiU-Fky18s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RerYp7Y4Y3E
https://youtu.be/5zB3fwHX83k

how do you like that stuff?
>>7862961
MJ X MJ
the jam video was lit

anyone else just consider pretending to be mute cause your voice is deep as SHIT

honestly I wish deep voiced girls were like, a more acceptable thing. I knew this cis girl who had a deep as fuck voice that rarely spoke but I loved listening to her. she was super tall too.

>>7862990
No thanks chaser

>>7862976
try transitioning: idk start taking hrt and see how that feels not necessarily like how the drug feels but how it feels to be taking it and the effects it will have

try thinking of yourself as not a man idk it takes time and is kind of personal

tell if you would become a hon if you repress: idk dude being a hon is more to do with your attitude but you're pretty crazy already so I can maybe see repression and running away could destroy you even more and turn out a hon

>>7862983
you can bottom as a guy or a girl you can even top as a girl why do you think strap ons exist there are women who have that desire

>>7862994
I'm actually MtF just started transition and I am curious to see how different ladies feet look

>>7862981
That's a weird way to eat bread.

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>>7862990
Normally I wouldn't post, but I just got a pedicure today so my feet don't look 100% manly...I hope. ;w;

>>7863002
thos some lady feet desu

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>>7863002
cute footrest

>>7862996
you should just be my mommy ^~^

You talk pretty motherly its nice.

>>7862993
my voice can go pretty deep bro
i used to be able to sing notes below the piano keyboard
its just practice man

>>7863004
N-no lie?
>>7863005
Yes! She licks toes though >3<

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>>7862990
im a size 9 mens UK, they dont pass blud

>>7863010
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats 3:

>>7862993
deep girl voices are actually top tier

>>7863002
Size?

Size 7 women's. US. I win.

>>7863019
Lol manlet

>>7863018
Women's 8
>>7863016
Awww I'd die if I was! D:

POST HAND

i NEEED someone to run their hands through my hairfor a long period of time

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>>7863025
My job doesn't allow for long nails so mine look meh .__.
Also curse youuuu insomnia ~

>>7862968
I guess so, but also because I need to dress my age and shape; I can't experiment and play around with cute outfits like that.

>>7862972
>Are you epilating in the wrong direction?
I don't think so. I always go against the grain and I moisturize and exfoliate quite well. They usually aren't the little red bumps, they grow in a long straight line just under the skin. I also have a lot of dark spots from like a year ago when I started where the hairs are these detached coils and they are deep :(

>>7862973
I would laser everything, but I'm poor as dirt. I have $60 to eat with until the end of the month ;_;

>>7862990
My feet are disgusting ;_;

>>7863031
How old are you? How tall are you

>>7863031
Oh no, its the start of the month as well ;-; I hope you can buy enough ramen or something

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>>7863025
>tfw ugliest hands

>>7863030
So little and dainty

>>7863038
Still female!!

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>>7863044
I think they're weird looking imo n_n

>>7862986
That's all I got.

>>7862992
all p good but the third one was great. I can't open the first and fourth one because I can't unblock them
on my phone (lost of songs are blocked in germany)

I need to go to fleamarkets again when it's warm so I get more LPs.

>>7863007
I never thought of myself as motherly desu I don't think I would be a very good mother

>>7863051
:/
well, better start HRT so you can post OC

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w-what did he mean by this

>>7863050
Girliest hands I've seen

>>7863057
what do you think he meant just read the words

>>7863035
6'1" and turning 39 this month ;_;
I'm often told I look 30 though so "yaaay"

>>7863037
I've been making a lot of hummus but getting pretty sick of it. I can make a tikka masala really cheap; I have a box of frozen chicken, rice and spices so all I really need is tomatoes and yogurt.

>>7863062
mommy

>>7863056
I have really cute yellow and striped socks. Will that work?

>>7863057
Cute

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>>7863060
No, Boots!

>>7863064
yes
but your legs had better be shaved

POST EYES

>>7863062
Youre tall so youll be able to get away with most things. 30 year old women shop at h and m too silly!

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>>7863062
ooft tikka masala, could go for some of that right now desu. Save me some!

>>7863052
>all p good but the third one was great.
yeah i figured you'd like it, because they sampled Breakfast in America

the first one is
https://youtu.be/y4rjbj24R8c
the fourth one is
https://youtu.be/5JYb_4uVEKI

here are some more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWX4flNVot0
https://youtu.be/RrQMIlJbgs8
https://youtu.be/r5_3EdbezGg
https://youtu.be/kCPQUAtMZR4
https://youtu.be/74065d7QKEk
(really doesn't get good until two minutes in)
>>7863030
>My job doesn't allow for long nails so
;------------; that sucks
where do you work?

>>7863076
Personal trainer at a gym! :D

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>>7863070
now that i have no problems with

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>>7863025
[rare]
[low quality]

>>7863078
oh shit, you're a personal trainer??
thats fucking cool dude
how many clients do you have?
>>7863080
lemme get a rare chara pic

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>>7863080
I take it you were chopping wood over the winter?

>>7863030
iktf
My job is with food so understandably no long or painted nails. And the worst is getting piercings would require having them in for a while, so I can't pierce my ears because you can't have those in either while you cook.

So that sucks.

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>>7863070
muh blues!

>>7863071
I know. I'm just nervous and insecure about dressing too young. I don't want to be one of those delusional girls that dresses like a teenager when they look middle aged.

>>7863075
hokay
I really want to make some thai green curry, but good noodles are expensive. I love food so hot you can literally feeling it burning it's way through you >.>

>>7863079
THE COLOR IS SO PRETTY
i also thought you looked good in the pic you posted earlier!!

>>7863086
Cant you place a blue bandaid over your ear? My boss told me I didnt have to wear it anymore after a few weeks

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>>7863083
How rare are we talking?

>>7863084
Really making me :think: moap.

>>7863083
10-15, and yeah it's exhausting though working it all day haha I come home and eat so much at night >w<
>>7863086
Yeah same here, I have to look natural so I can sweat and stuff, which I guess makes sense since I think wearing makeup would feel uncomfortable.

>>7863094
How long have you been working as such?

>>7863095
Since last Jan!

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>>7863092
I'm really happy this morning

>>7863088
>I know. I'm just nervous and insecure about dressing too young. I don't want to be one of those delusional girls that dresses like a teenager when they look middle aged.
Yup, at 26 I feel the same way. I may have gone through a quarter-life crisis but I'm not delusional enough to feel the need to "relive my teenage years as a female" or some shit. I'm transgender not trans-age or whatever shit. Fuck the Stephoknees of the world.

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>>7863070
I have weird eyes, they're different colors..

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>>7863070
[rare]
[vintage]

>>7863104
agh! a witch!

>>7863093
kek, i've seen that pic before
i mean MAXIMUM rare
>>7863094
i mean yeah i can see that being super tiring
thats so cool though!!
how did you get into that?

>>7863088
Hehe, i feel the same but with showers. If it isnt scalding your skin, can it really be classed as a shower?

I tend to love spicy food though, id take spicy over sweet most days of the week

>>7863089
Thank yyou ;; ,It seems we have quite a few blue eyes (ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᵈʳᵃᵍᵒᶰˢ?) in the thread which is hella rad as I dont see many people (that i can remember) that have blu eyes

>>7863108
No, I'm actually a mutant!
>>7863109
Through my old neighbor! Yeah it's a good job until I get my degree!

>>7863104
Really? Not contacts? >.>

>>7863110
I looove hot showers but they can be dehydrating for your skin. I still do it anyways.

>>7863115
No but I do wear a brown one on my left eye to match so it doesn't look freaky haha. My right eye is becoming more green as I get older too.

>>7863104
same kinda
my eyes are green but one of them has a slice of brown

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>>7863109
With that level of rarity, i hope you're stacking luck.
No way would you find a chara that rare on a public /board/

>>7863115
b-but cold showers are cold and bad, why would anyone take them if they arnt in the army

>>7863104
Heterochromia are your eyes brown and green? They are beautiful and unique imo.

>>7863113
>I'm actually a mutant!
homo superiors get out!!!!

i didn't know you didnt have to have a degree for that though, thats cool. i'd love to do that, if only because i feel like it'd keep me in shape lol
>>7863119
seeing these pics, i didnt realize how much moap changed desu
send the rare charas to my inbox tbhh

>>7863121
Yes like a golden honey brown (right eye) and a dark green (left eye)
>>7863118
Hello fellow mutant ^^

>>7863069
Post yours first.

>>7863078
make sheen thin

>>7863093
this is her we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children pose

>>7863125
REEEEEEEEEEe

my legs are eh though :(
plus a girl's legs have a higher monetary value!

>>7863124
it'd be cool if it was full-blown, idk
at least 'sectoral heterochromia' sounds really cool

>>7863117
You should a bit of freaky! That's a great conversation starter :)
>>7863124
>Hello fellow mutant ^^
Also a mutant, but I'm blue with hazel centers

>>7863126
mean :(

>>7863093
she really needs to get ffs

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

>>7863135
that ferret needs assistance I think

>>7863135
Is your ferret okay

>>7863135
why aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

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>>7863132
>>7863131
>>7863123
My right eye has heterochromia on heterochromia hahaha my left is just dark green

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>>7863131
Oh, I bet they're flabby.

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>>7863123
She didn't change much considering some of these dates.
Rare chara's are for trusted people.

>>7863128
ROMA INVICTA

>>7863132
>mean :(
what is mean about helping someone who struggles to lose weight some help?

>>7863120
cold showers are healthy af
i take a warm shower first and then turn the temperature all the way down
its also good for your skin and makes especially your face look better

>>7863076
>really doesn't get good until two minutes in
I like it all. thank you so much for showing me so much new music :3 I barely have any yt links give some back but I got a song I made with my best friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQCkKyjasNs&feature=youtu.be

do you make music too?

>>7863145
What the hell is that think doc?

>>7863090
>Cant you place a blue bandaid over your ear?
That'd be pretty clever.

I would get attention at work from such a thing though. And I don't like attention. I'm sure they talk enough shit about me already.

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>>7863135
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

I have to go to the psych the day after tomorrow and I'm scaaared ;__;

>>7863155
Isnt it in a handbook or something. Working in a kitchen is all about attention why not bring up the subject

>>7863158
awww why

>>7863145
now THATS one i haven't see.

i'm not a trusted person??? wow
rude
>>7863142
that is cute
different color eyes always make be think of david bowie

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I fucking love you, Gloomy.

>>7863167
Well you did fake a suicide.

>>7863142
Heterochromia is pretty rare I think 1 percent of the population has it. Sometimes your iris can be a diff colour. Your iris ring looks purple too not black. Truly unique!

>>7863169
no offense meant but who are you? I thought you were gloomy just using a different trip

>>7863175
How in the literal fuck can I be mistaken for her?

>>7863179
idk there are way too many newfags posting I can't keep track of everyone

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>>7863167
I have a lot of them.
Not so much that i don't trust you but let's be real we are not friends. I don't think we even think of each other in a positive way.

>>7863181
is this what genetic superiority looks like

>tfw closed the tab somehow and had to retype this :<

>>7863163
I have to go there to get official and stuff, which would save a lot of money, be healthier than selfmedding and I could change my name one day and stuff~
And I'm scared to go there, because I'm scared of pretty much everything, especially of going outside to a big city with lots of people in girlmode via public transport >_<
I haven't left the house in a while >.<

>>7863169
Aww~ thank you that's sweet~
But I'm already taken, I'm sorry~

>>7863175
Aahhh~ usually I don't talk to myself :>

>>7863180
I'm not really a newfag, I just stopped posting for a while, or well maybe I am, I'm not even here for a year :O

>>7863146
Okay, not really mean but kind of an insensitive way to go about it.
It's a really difficult thing to help with sometimes too. My entire family is obese and no help I offer has been any use at all. My mom needs to lose like 100 pounds for surgery and she won't do anything about it.
That said it's really annoying that when I'm feeling dysphoric about my body or how clothes fit I get no emotional support at all because "clothes don't fit them either" and of course I can't mention my male skeleton vs their excessive fat as much as I want to.

>>7863172
>fake
why do people keep saying this
i was just unsuccessful ):
>>7863181
geeze dude you really do have alot of those. why?

do we even think of each other at all? lol
but yeah i know we're not friends lmao, i mean i WOULD like to know what you look like, yea, but I was more so joking dude. where would you even send it to me? lol

>>7863192
Because Shakira saw through your lie