/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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1st being lewd is crude

and so what if I'm a prude

first for farts

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>>5699304
>tfw you can never partake in /mtfg/ activities because you're pre-transition and just an average looking manly man
>tfw no /mtfg/ friends to play video games with

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>>5699358

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Just watching the fun with New Hampshire tonight

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>>5699381
*hiiii*
parp

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http://steamcommunity.com/groups/potassiumoverdose

Official /mtfg/ steam group desuuuuu

>>5699304
http://steamcommunity.com/id/memesdude/

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>>5699369

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>>5699316
>>5699328
>>5699334
>>5699346
I want it inside me and I dont care where.

I hate being alive
every second is torture with no positive thing in sight

>>5699370
I've heard its more likely going to be temple so it doesn't also hurt poor baby tron

When do you think is the best time to sell? Not going to get banned before shadows drops at least for sures

Playing mono blue in modern, fuck the police. Blue is the trutrans colour desu

>>5699395
Uh, I don't think you knew me I didn't post much. It's just weird seeing people I know here, last time I saw Holly

>>5699410
try detransing and dying you brainless sissy retard

>>5699410
we hate you're alive

>>5699417
never, I want to never go back to who I was, I just want living in limbo to end so badly

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i wanna such a tiny cuties fat trap dick right now desu

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>>5699390
I dunno

>>5699401
Shit group

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>>5699406
how do i get a tongue like that?

>>5699401
>outing yourself
nope

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>>5699423
brainless sissy retard

>>5699410
Try being nice to the people in your community

>>5699418
I know all of you do, with out me keeping things depressing you would all be fucking each other and partying and jerking each other off about how pretty you all are

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>>5699410
I think the only solution to this is to buy a gun and shoot yourself.

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>>5699423
Trump promises traps 4 all.
#traps4trump
Also CNN MSNBC and Fox have all projected N.H. for Trump.

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>>5699406
>I will never feel this tongue pushing down against mine and back into my throat
Why live.

>>5699430
>tfw can't participate in steam stuff cause i have irl friends on there now :c

>>5699422
sell your bikes and grow up

http://transqueersxxx.tumblr.com/post/67293661014/fluid-girl-with-an-oversized-clit-and-trans-guy
>"fluid girl with an oversized clit and trans guy :) "
>girl
wow haha what the fuck? that's just a fat hairy dude fucking a fat chick

these tumblers are fucking insane

>>5699422
Same
>>5699423
5'10"?
>>5699435
Behind the ear

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>>5699423
id let ya esp since im high as fuck and got a mad body stone going
i Need Sum Fucc

>>5699432
What does that even mean? nice people never get ahead in life, only the good looking thin and pretty people get ahead in life. Just look here for starters, there is not one full time passer that's depressed, only the uglies like me and a few others are depressed.

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>>5699439
iktf

>>5699446
Buy a gun and shoot yourself.

>>5699439
>irl friends
>pre-transition
>in the closet about everything
fuck

>>5699439
I really wish steam allowed you to create separate profiles for different audiences, I don't want my IRL friends to know about my /mtfg/ friends and vice-versa. (Also I don't want my IRL friends to know what kinds of moe animu garbage games I play.)

>>5699413
Were you that anon who got all kawaii and flustered and in denial when I guessed you were trans many moons ago? I have a dece memory if you name posted. Want to be steam frands?

>>>>>>>Holly

>>5699443
There lives are so boring and comfortable that they have to prtend to be trans

>>5699448
I want to wait till something good happens and I can rub it all in your fucking faces

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So, this image is 1000% the reason I've been following the elections as a form of entertainment.

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Which card should I send to my friend this weekend?

>>5699453
>There lives are so boring and comfortable that they have to prtend to be trans

reminds me of somik chan

>>5699450
>tfw your friends have no idea what potassium overdose is

>>5699446
You know that's bullshit. Quit fucking trolling all the time. Literally every time I see you posting it's just nonstop complaining. Don't you have any hobbies or anything you enjoy? Find something.

http://strawpoll.me/6775632
>tfw warned for a post I didn't make on a board I don't visit
Nice.

>>5699455
>implying i'll ever get jealous of a retarded autist
kyle pls

>>5699461
Wasn't she actually trans but somone doxxed her and she lives in Russia so she can get killed?

>>5699457
>Queer Voices
Do they accept user submissions? Because you should totally send in a #traps4trump letter to the editors.

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>>5699459
>tfw never had a valentine in my life
im so lonely

>>5699455
sell your bikes and grow up

>>5699476
#ponyfagsfortrump

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i want to power bj a qt shy meek trap who's never gotten a blowjob before and spill their seed into my mouth then look up at their embarassed face with a seductive grin on my face desu

>>5699445
i want to
>>5699444
not really tiny desu but yeah thats fine i dont mind
>>5699457
MY FUCKING SIDES

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>>5699443
genderfluid is such a meme and i find it very belittling.
>i have to work hard and spend all this money to pass even remotely
>spent my entire life trying to become a girl
but some fat guy on tumblr is like,
>hahaha im a girl today lmao
>nvm im a boy again

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>>5699265
Anon pls don't leave me hanging :c

>>5699480
Only had one yet and he dumped me 2 weeks later after taking my virginity on valentine's day

>>5699480
are you transitioning so men will date you and you're just in denial about being a gay man?

>>5699475

Somik = cis-girl and photoshopped a dick in her pics for attention.

>>5699466
I enjoy nothing, mtfg showed me that I don't pass and should not enjoy anything since I don't pass
im basically waiting to die at this point

>>5699443
Ok but like that's a big clit desu

>>5699446
>pass full time
>hate myself and want to die all the time
>just a lot easier to pretend to be normal
the ride never ends desu

>>5699447
>>5699450
>>5699451
I wish it just had more privacy setting in general, like even just an appear to be offline setting or something

>>5699452
Uh, I don't think so?

I was mostly anon, i think i sometimes posted with pipes' trip doe. Sures, I don't do much on steam doe, sometimes play KF2 with doc and some other people is all i really do

I still don't know all the drama with her but she was a good friend to me a long time ago at least

>Kaylas here to ruin the thread already and try to make it all about her
Great. Truly worse than Edie.

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>>5699413
t1 eye lets you dump a hand of mimics and fetch more fuel late game. God forbid you drop 1 or 2 mimics followed by a t2 reality smasher thanks to ssg. It's so degenerate for a format that isn't legacy.

>When do you think is the best time to sell? Not going to get banned before shadows drops at least for sures
I'm not sure. I'd sell now in case of emergency ban.

>Playing mono blue in modern, fuck the police. Blue is the trutrans colour desu
blue was neutered when modern became a thing. First they banned boogeymen of format's past like bitterblossom and sfm and jtms and whatever as well as any combo enabler/card manipulation because they hate fun. I still play it though because nostalgia. Haven't played in years though and only recently picked it back up.

>>5699397
I never played many video games consistently. Like, if I found a game I liked a lot, I'd play it for a while and then kinda just stop and do other things. Been that way mcuh of my life fampai. The most I play these days is mario with my little nephew.

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>>5699495
>tfw /mtfg/ people told me I pass
Dude you're doing it wrong lol

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>>5699499
What about me ? :)

>>5699499
edies pretty fucking bad
>lol lyke why dont u guys just cam for money??? >xDD i make 50k touching my gt ;))

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Hi /mtfg/. I have a few questions if you have the time/ don't mind answering. Firstly, how are you supposed to take Spiro? I've heard from some that you should dissolve it under the tongue and from others that you can just swallow it.

Secondly, for any britbongs, how would my GP / a GIC react if I self-medded for a while before seeing them and they then found out? Would I be arrested? Denied treatment? I have some pills but I'm apprehensive about doing anything without knowing as much as possible in advance. To be honest, at 20 I doubt there's even much point in me trying to transition. I tried to do manly things and work out and forget about it but unfortunately it's not working as well as I'd hoped.

Anyway, thanks in advance everyone.

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>>5699381
Can we rename MtF general Fart general?

>>5699480
sell your bikes and grow up

>>5699515
Swallow spiro.

>>5699496
I see. Nice bumping into you. I don't post here much but I might be around more, other trans site I post on has been blowing giant dicks lately.

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>>5699451
So much this. I just want to buy and play games like http://store.steampowered.com/app/398100/ or http://store.steampowered.com/app/333980/ without being judged is that too much to ask!?

>>5699524
I would only get $2,500 from them, thats nothing so its off the table.

>>5699515
>Firstly, how are you supposed to take Spiro? I've heard from some that you should dissolve it under the tongue and from others that you can just swallow it.
Just swallow the spiro. Some say to dissolve the estradiol under the tongue but i never noticed any difference.

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>>5699476
I can see it now:
>Begin writing joke articles supporting trump.
>traps4trump actually takes off.
>LGBT begins supporting Trump.
>Trump wins election.
>15% of lgbt vote for Bernie.
>Accidentally'd an election based upon a joke.
>MFW

>>5699513
edie makes a six figure sum and the only reason she comes here is to brag and keep her boot on our necks so she doesn't have any competition

>>5699515
SWALLOW spiro and juzz
Estradiol dissolved under the tongue

>>5699515

Put it up your butt until it dissolves.

and then spin around 1000 times.

>>5699453
I'm in semi-defense of genderfluid, as a form of questioning. If you claim to be fluid for more than a few months, you're cis, get over yourself.

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>>5699480
Kayla. Will you please be my Valentine? People give you a lot of shit here, I have too. For the most part it's probably warranted. But you're still one of us, and we all know how rough it can get doing what you're doing.

You slip up a lot, you make mistakes, you get people upset, you say dumb things. But I know that you're still trying, and I know that you can't help but feel the way you do.

You're very pretty, Kayla, and I know you're trying. If I could I'd scoop I'd hug you tight and my best to make you feel better.

So please, Kayla, will you be my Valentine?

>>5699525
>>5699534
>>5699542
>>5699544

Thanks, that'll make it a lot easier. Tried dissolving it under my tongue before and it tastes awful and was taking ages.

>>5699540
i hope someone kills that guy dude

>>5699544
Seriously though, don't take medicines rectally that aren't specifically designed to be taken that way.

>>5699486
m-me pls

>>5699558
Here we have the hon shouting out its war cry.

>>5699486
hmu bb ;l)

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>>5699560
i thought you told me you didn't want me to do that a month or two ago?

oh god have i made u agp

>>5699480
You never will with your bitchy attitude.

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>>5699540
literally what? i don't understand how her successes hamper you in any way.

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>>5699486
>i want to power bj a qt shy meek trap who's never gotten a blowjob before and spill their seed into my mouth then look up at their embarassed face with a seductive grin on my face desu
hi i've never gotten a blowjob before

should i purge tonight mtfg? im such disgusting garbage who can't control herself

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>>5699486
>tfw can't be that trap because you need to look like a girl to be a trap

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>tfw 18-19cm long face

Whyy mee

>>5699385
iktf

>>5699569
here we have a cuck that pays to jack off to a rich bitch

>>5699557
You can actually od from dissolving spiro under tongue. My doc was quite alarmed
>>5699586
No

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>>5699587
iktf

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>>5699584
gimmie address ill be there in 30 minutes
>>5699587
as long as ur qt and feminine u can be a trap in my opinion

it doesnt mean u have to look cis imo

>>5699486
ive never had my dick sucked wanna do that before i come down

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>>5699486
>tfw ywn be a qt trap getting blowjobs from yume

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>pre-everything fags should not be allowed to post in /mtfg/

>>5699536
Propaganda at it's finest. Trump and your bigot ways are doomed to die out thanks to Obama. The Socialist party will rule once more. And when everyone's equal, no one will be.

>>5699575
you have no idea what its like being ugly
she brags to make us feel horrible

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>>5699601
>as long as ur qt and feminine

>>5699505
Turn 1 eye is kinda unbeatable but I think temple hurts the deck enough that it's still worth banning

Would they emergency ban something in a set still being opened/current draft set? I mean maybe this is being too cynical but can you really be too cynical about wotc?

i just like to remand things... thats all i want out of life

>>5699526
I haven't been here in ages, every other website i go to has been really boring. it's cool to bump into someone i know like first day!

>>5699608
genetics suck, elanna. doesn't seem fair that I'm born wishing I was cute and had a vagina, and you're born looking so cute and wishing you had a cock

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>>5699609
I want to street fight passing scum.

>>5699608
>not being an emotionless fuckdoll
elanna please

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>>5699609
And yet here I am day after day. Convince the voice in my head that I'm not a girl and I'll happily never come back.

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>>5699573
uhhhhhh mb

Im mostly curious bc I've given so many and you love it soooo

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>>5699550
>rejected by Kayla
jdimsa

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>mfw kitten head butted my boob

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>>5699609
seconded, its reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly not that hard to hop on over to allday and order some mones
>>5699626
if its so loud why havent you started transition yet?

>>5699626
Or you could start HRT. What's stopping you?

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>yume is stealing my images.
>One part "hey that's mine" and another part "People like the images!"
Here's more~

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>>5699641
I stole this off /pol/

>>5699639
>seconded, its reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly not that hard
its reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly hard

>>5699459
help?

>>5699639
Returning to my lurker station.

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>>5699646
Introduction.
I spread em like viruses~

>>5699640
The high chance of and probable homelessness if its discovered. And I dont think anyone here or anywhere is going to care or come save the day when Im living on the streets.

>>5699648
Can we do anything to help you with it then?

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>>5699611
sorry to break it to you sweetie but the world doesn't always revolve around you and people doing things to specifically hurt or spite you. Maybe she does it to show a group of highly marginalized people that are more often than not always seemingly down on their luck that they can come to find happiness or maybe perhaps she just likes to brag about her endeavors because it makes her feel good. Either way it does not mean she is out to get you and make you feel bad.

>>5699617
They make most of their money from casual play and standard/limited formats weirdly enough. Save for special sets like modern masters, mostly, the second market would take the hit from the ban. It does however feel like they are trying to push eldrazi and advertise it heavily as a modern hit to sell more packs though so who knows? Bear in mind the last emergency ban (AFAIK) they did was on jace and stoneforge mystic thanks to cawblade shenanigans and that was like 5 years ago.

>>5699639
Maki are you transitioning yet?

>>5699655
Alright then, it sounds like your transition starts by working to get out of that situation and get to a more safe place. I'm sorry to hear about that, but good luck.

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>>5699603
WHO IS THIS?
>>5699608
reverse dysphoria

im still going to fuck you super hard though, so that counts for something right?
>>5699628
ok i will do that later today then
>>5699641
post u're folder i want all rare trump hat animes

what the fuck im watching steven universe and uncle grandpa has invaded
>>5699669
im a qt trap now make me nut

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>>5699648
its not, you order it and it shows up at your door in a little brown box, whats so hard about it?

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>>5699669
I'll post what I got so far then~!

>>5699674
It sounds like their home situation is less than ideal, for one.

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>>5699680

I seriously hope none of you unironically support Trump.

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>>5699673
ok baby
>>5699680
.rar it up for me senpai
>>5699687
we do

shut up

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>>5699686
Legendary level keks!
>>5699687
What if people here actually did?

>>5699690
my dick is only 6 inches but i cum a lot

>>5699660
or maybe she does it specifically so nobody here rises above and takes her business

>>5699673
its a dumb filler episode that cn made happen

you can just skip it entirely like I did bc its the one episode that doesnt matter

>>5699687
I hope none of you are actually this pleb

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>>5699690
i suck at raring

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>>5699618
Anon I'm pretty sure you're qter than you think and can still obtain a vagina ;~;
>born cute
>implying I wasn't hideous looking as a boy

>>5699623
>not loudly moaning and pushing yourself deeper onto their dick
Put some emotion into it Remy cmon

>>5699669
You've made everything better yume :3

>>5699690
>>5699694
Then I would know you don't really know or pay attention to actual politics and just think memes are funny. I would then be reminded that the average age of users on this site are >20

>>5699687
No one really does. Relax. He's no different than a meme at this point.

So i know theres hrt info in the OP but i couldnt find the info im looking for.

Im currently taking 125 mg spiro every day and my T levels are still too high for male. I want to go on cypro and be at the equivalent of 200 mg of spiro every day, what should my dosage for cypro be?

Dont bother asking why im on spiro in canada when i can get cypro and not pee 100x a day. fucking endo was retarded

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>>5699704
zip it up bby

or just dump if its not that many i guess
>>5699707
holy SHIT dude you got us!!!!

debate me right now please, im in a mood. lets do this. who ya votin for bubs?
>>5699706
dude

fuck

you do things to me

bad things

like i was literally sinking my nails into my thighs thinking about fucking you

christ
>>5699708
h-hes just a meme guys!

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>>5699707
Or maybe some of us are done with the establishment and want people who will speak straight even if it's an unpopular opinion.

Maybe some of us are tired of being judged on how we stand on only one issue.
Just saying~

Post boy modes!

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>>5699708
And at this rate it's looking like he's going to be our second meme president.

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>Wake up from dream in which I am a cis girl and incredibly happy back into the hell that is my life of being a balding ugly tranny
Today is going to be a good day

>>5699718
>still too high for male.
for a female*

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>>5699719
I only have like 5 or so more images I think

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>>5699720
"this w-will be the e-end of trumps campaign its j-just a meme g-guys" says increasingly nervous man for the 20th time this year

>>5699721
>having a boy mode
I'm trutrans sorry

>>5699706
>not loudly moaning and pushing yourself deeper onto their dick
>Put some emotion into it Remy cmon

i do that though, that is just a fantasy of mine ;_;

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>Chie loves the trump.

>>5699660
As a limited shitter they sure do make a lot of money off me...

I mean while the set is still in print and being sold they still make a lot off secondary market buying product and cracking it to sell. And they don't give a fuck about modern, so I'm banking on the side of greed, can't go wrong with that right?

>>5699719
>king meme poster of mtfg supporting the meme runner
im truly shocked. talk when you get out of your drugs are cool phase and actually mature a little

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>tfw touching yourself on a skype call and she doesnt even notice
o-ok ;_;

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>>5699732
Don't blame me, I wanted the guacamole turtle myself.

>>5699657
probably not, it's my fault for being such an indecisive pussy about it. i keep trying to convince myself the feelings aren't real, or "oh it's just because i'm lonely, it will go away when i find a girlfriend." and every year i'm just as lonely and unable to make new friends as before.

i wouldn't pass anyways. i'm 6'2", i have a big nose and a strong jaw. my shoulders are wide, my legs are bony. i don't want srs so i'm not really trans. i'm just a fetishist, i should lose my virginity what if i regret it? what if i try and transition, it goes terribly, i look awful, and i just fucked my ability to have children and be normal for the rest of my life. that's not worth the risk. this year i'll get over it, i'll learn to be happy and i won't have to lose the respect of my parents and disappoint them further, weird out my friends, hurt my chances of finding a job, and go through the "i told you so" ridicule when it all goes terribly and i want to go back.

i keep telling myself this shit every year, for a decade now since i realized. every year the feeling of constant dysphoria gets stronger and it only scares me further. i pushed away all of my close friends in high school with my depression. friends that i know i could have talked to, friends that would support me. but i pushed them away without saying a thing. now my only outlet is 4chan. i try reconnecting with one of those friends and it's like talking to a stranger, they humour me for a little, give generic responses, and then stop replying.

fuck i hate this. sorry.

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>>5699732
Here's the trump hat megathread.
>>>/pol/63600632

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>>5699719
Yume you're making me think lewd things right now and I have to concentrate on physics ;~;
Fuck

>>5699734
Why would you want to be an emotionless duck doll ;~;
I'd much rather fantasize about a partner making me lose control.

>>5699754
now i want a JEB! hat

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Reminder that there is literally no such thing as a non-AGP, dick-hating tranny.

Reminder that you can fix genital dysphoria by giving them the succ.

I have first-hand experience of this.

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>>5699741
I haven't done any drugs for 2 weeks and don't plan on it. So come on dude, what's wrong kid, afraid to actually debate me on his politics because you're a fucking retard who doesn't actually know anything except what he hears on the electric jew? Don't get me wrong most of Trump's supporters are fucking braindead just like you but that's just how politics work. So come on buddy, lets talk, or will you just result to insults of character because you know your arguments cant stand up to logic?
>>5699754
nice desu
>>5699749
S L O W A N D S T E A D Y

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>>5699686
somebody shoop the cap please

Enough with the Trump posting you meme spouting retarded cunts. You wouldn't know originality if it hit you on the head with a lead pipe.

>>5699758
idk senpai probably because i can be very apathetic at times

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>>5699762
h-hi

>>5699764
but trump is going to make america great again

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I miss this beverage..

>>5699758
calculate the coefficient of friction on her fucking you, and how many newtons if force would be needed for optimal fucking

I want to see a Trump/Bernie general election. The memes would be supreme

>tfw no popsicle bf to be lewd with

>>5699752
It won't make it any better, but I understand; essentially everything you wrote there would apply to me as well.

I can't make your decision for you, but I will say that I regret every year that I pushed transitioning off. Being where you are is worse than all the things you're worried about, really.

Good luck, whatever you end up doing.

> therapist wants me to live and act more like a woman at home before I start HRT
What am I supposed to do exactly

>>5699799
dress in feminine clothing?

>>5699799
Find another therapist
>>5699794
>trump
Terrifying

>>5699799
suck dicks, rear children, bake

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>>5699758
ugh god get here soon

also being an emotionless fuckdoll is HOT as fuck fucking emotionless girls while they're on their phones

apathy best fetish
>>5699781
hi bby how ya doing

>>5699637
>tfw kitten uses ur boob as a pillow and u just gotta hope she doesn't wake up suddenly and claw u

>>5699687
u sound pretty... stumped

>>5699799
show them pictures of u in floral dress cooking and cleaning and doing your makeup and pondering over what to wear and getting fucked in the ass

>>5699790

I miss when you'd post pics of yourself in a maid dress with cat ears.

>>5699813
hi maddy how are you

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>>5699799
Bring boys home and service them with your body.

>>5699799
Tell them you are doing that whether or not you do; how the fuck are they going to know? (Seriously though, you might as well practice with voice / clothes / makeup and all that at home anyways.) You may or may not also consider self-medding while you wait if it looks like your therapist is going to make this take too long.

>>5699817
I'm thinking of learning how to make clothing

>>5699819
hello anon, im ok. im watching supernatural and writing a cover letter and looking at old pictures of me being a crossdressing twinkish "straight guy" when i was 17. how are you?

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>>5699799
go informed consent

>>5699826
Get a sewing machine, it's pretty straightforward.

>>5699799

Where the fuck do you live?

>>5699830
Might be able to knab one from downstairs.

>>5699829
Not everyplace has informed consent, but yeah, if it's around in your area you should consider it.

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>>5699739
>they still make a lot off secondary market buying product and cracking it to sell
Not really. Secondary market tends to crack a few in the beginning and then buy at buylist prices and adjust accordingly. People that primarily only play eternal formats tend to just buy singles too.

>And they don't give a fuck about modern
They really don't. The stuff in the new set was ok at best, but combined with old cards they didn't playest with or even remember making, people started churning out absolute degeneracy on the same field as dredge in legacy, except legacy has tools to deal with that. At least it's not oops all spells level degeneracy.

>>5699799
be a girl maybe? lol
learn to dress and present as a girl. voice clothing hair makeup whatever im guessing is what your therapist wants you to do. or start a sewing circle.

>tfw friend and I actually started getting together every week to make a bunch of food and do arts and crafts together this last few weeks being latch hooking

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THIS IS AN *EMERGENCY*
CODE RED CODE RED

need a gf QUICK

please email me at [email protected] if you can help

>tfw single handedly winning a game

wew lass

>>5699827
im good, talking to my boyfriend and getting ready to get banged

>>5699836
>tfw neighbor likes simpsons
>tfw will never cuddle up and watch season after season with him

,__,

>>5699799
Act like a girl at home.

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>>5699841
Forgot pic lol

>>5699839
Post pics.

>>5699844
Not if you don't ask him if he'd like to; go over there and hi-dilly-ho neighborino him already.

>>5699842
nice, idrk when the next time im going to get laid is ;_;

>>5699847
Hey we dont need your hourly lol updates. You're about two years late on that meme train.

>>5699847
>ruining your perfect 666/666
Should have retired right then; I guess you could still hit a 777/777 jackpot though, so not all is lost.

>>5699839
ur just asking to get murdered

FACT: 80% of chasers end up murdered to fuel the back market taxidermy dildo trade

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>>5699844
go ask him
you can do it

>>5699853
its my last one I promise anon

>>5699856
yea #lifegoals

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so after like 1 month of real dose hrt, i am constantly hungry all the time. there are three problems with this:

1) i'm poor
2) even in between full meals i feel the need to snack constantly
3) i am like 5'10" or 5'11" annd 148 lbs and need to get down to below 140 lbs at least

how do i combat the hunger and what are cheap things to snack on that won't let me keep being a fatty??

>>5699847
>picking s tier hero and stomping silver elo games

wow never seen this before

>>5699861
Instant oatmeal. Theres like boxes of 20 packets for 5 bux and its delicious and super low cal.

>>5699815
>tfw noisy and far from emotionless
S-sorry ;~;

>>5699792
B-but that varies with lube ;~;

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>>5699861
I pick fiora cuz she's my waifu ;_; also I mostly get paired with plat - diamond peeps lol

>>5699861
indonesian ramen

hello

why are trannies so horny?

>>5699861
EC stack

>>5699798
i think im close, but i'm not there yet. i wish i had the privacy to buy clothes, makeup, etc. try and see if i can make myself pass without hrt. my mother is home all the time and never gives me privacy. my dad religiously opens every package we get, and if he finds out i got a package he didn't see, he'll ask me to show him what it was, tell him how much it cost, how i got the money to buy it, and explain exactly why i wanted it. because the old jew goes into a frenzy any time somebody spends money around him.

as it is now, i'd have to somehow manage to sneak mones into my house and then stealth mode for like a year without ever being able to dress up, grow my hair out, etc. boymode all the time with literally no exceptions.

which means i will definitely not pass for my first entire year of hrt, no way around that. and then in a year or two, when i'm 21 or 22 i'll hopefully be living in my own place and able to dress up and buy things freely. only then, after i've taken hrt for a year and made myself sterile, will i be able to see if i've made myself a hon (unless there is a miracle, i probably will have).

sounds fucking awful.

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>>5699870
then let lube be a constant (c)

come on elanna

>>5699874
it me

>>5699876
we are hormonally teenagers and most of us are virgins

>>5699850
get a bf
you can do it if i can
maddies unite

>>5699874
hi

>>5699876
bc second puberty

>>5699878
memes aside people that start hrt in their early 20's actually gave a good chance of passing

>Wanna read shoujo
>it always makes me really depressed because I'll never live a shoujo life
What do
>>5699861
Fuck I'm way heavier than you at 5'7.
>>5699876
I was gonna say I'm not but then i thought about a penis

>>5699876
im only cuddlehorny

>>5699884
same

>>5699889
hi again

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>>5699880
I'm sorry I'm distracted and not at my best right now! ;~;

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How does /mtfg/ feel about being lewd in a car? Would you be too scared or ubcomfortable to be lewd with your bf/gf in a car?

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>>5699870
i find like tons of shit hot

i also find noisy and super into it sex amazing as well

i want to wake up the neighbours when you're here

>>5699884
>>5699889
what if im not done 1st puberty

>>5699849
>>5699859
I've passed out on his couch a few times. He enjoys being alone. I met a metal head last year who was quite similar except loud and way way taller, he didn't like being touched. He had a pretty good sesnse of humour too.

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is it normals to be scared/nervous before ur first time? any tips on how to actually do it? @_@;

>>5699890
maybe, but every year is like pulling teeth out when you've known about it since you were 11.

my facial features aren't on my side anyways.

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>>5699901
>what if im not done 1st puberty
enjoy your hips

Wtf am I going to do once I'm done transitioning? I promised myself I wouldn't let it run my whole life but it has and now that there's fewer and fewer steps to take I feel this kind of dooming anxiety about it.

>>5699909
Just do it. Seriously let her take the lead and have fun. It's not that big of a deal.

>>5699913
get a hubby and start a family =]

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>>5699868
plain oatmeal is super bland and the texture makes me wnna throw up. what can you put on it that makes it yummy?

>>5699873
where can i buy indonesian ramen? also isn't ramen like super unhealthy with all the sodium and stuff?

>>5699877
i have a literally broken back that was replaced with metal last year so i can't do any kind of physical exercise at all basically. wouldn't an ec stack be kind of worthless if you can't work out with them?

>>5699893
well i say i'm "fat" because like 99% of my body fat is in my stomach, and makes my decently feminine structure look disgusting.

>>5699913
be a cute girl? what is there to be anxious about?

>>5699909
No its not normal and you should be ashamed you dont know this at the age of 27.

>tfw you used to think dresses needed some sort of sleeve to work for you now they have to be sleeveless
Why are clothes so hard, /mtfg/?

>>5699895
are you handing out beads to guys with good dicks?

My bed is my bf and he loves me

>>5699923
Did I say plain nigga? NO.

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I THOUGHT THE OTHER ONE WAS PHOTO SHOPPED HAHA
THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME CHEAP FUCKING SCAM WEBSITE

THIS IS WHAT LIBTARDS ARE REDUCED TO

>>5699899

no lewd.

I wished i had a bf to just sleep on his shoulder while this plays on the stereo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oI-BsWbIg4

>>5699899
s'okay

>>5699913
live your life bbg. thats all their is to it. pursue ur dreams and find love!

>>5699921
thanks senpai

>>5699924
o-oh im only 26 tho . . .

>>5699927
no im in my aparment alone and the neighbors are screaming and fighting and they are very loud

>>5699925
Are your arms too big? Or you have bad skin? Why do you need sleeves?

>>5699923
EC stack slightly increases metabolism but is pretty good at suppressing appetite

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>>5699913
During

>>5699910
neither are mine, still gonna give it a go either way. i can use my hair & glasses to help mask my masculine features.

id say if you really want it, just go and do it, you dont want to be one of those 40+yr old transitioners we laugh at do you?

>>5699923
sodium is fine
dont believe the boomer lies

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>>5699913
after

>>5699932
>Canada
All your opinions are here by put into the trash.

>>5699936
oh ._.

>>5699939
>Are your arms too big?
An anon used to pick on me about my 'guns' ;_;

My biceps are like, 11", so now I'm not so sure they're huge.

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>>5699573
There is no such thing as AGP.

>>5699760
AGP isn't real.

>>5699899
I lewded in a car with a boy just the other day. in a parking garage

>>5699708
I am actually voting Trump. It feels like a joke though
>>5699762
Yume going nuclear
>>5699752
There is no point in delaying transition.
>>5699799
Get a new therapist
>>5699830
Or do it by hand
>>5699839
Chasers don't have consciousness they only have hard ons
>>5699844
Invite him over to Netflix and chill
>>5699876
Puberty makes you horny duh
>>5699890
God l hope so. I'll probably kill myself if people call me a boy when I am presenting female
>>5699899
Scared, uncomfortable, and that's illegal

>>5699953
yeah and im real hungry and theres no food in the house but idk what place is open for me to go get food and im real hungry

>>5699901
then you enter super puberty o_o

>>5699897
priorities

sexual math is important elanna

its like you dont even want multiple vectors intersecting with you with high magnitudes

>>5699954
Just don't beat me up, okay?

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>>5699940
well since you can't buy ec supplements in the states, would i even get the ephedrine?

also seems like it might be /expensive/ as i only can spend like 40 bucks a week on groceries.

>>5699931
what should i put on it then?

>>5699947
i'm not sure about that....

>>5699959
he doesnt like internet or netflix or paying for stuff he has a shelf full of dvds and old stuff he doesnt like anything new besides video games because his room mate keeps buying newer consoles. my internet is shit anyways I just use it for lurking and not much else.

>>5699963
What's super puberty?

>>5699967
>i'm not sure about that....
they were the ones who believed that fat made you fat and meanwhile ate a million calories of low cal

>>5699968
>lusting after an much older man

/pol/ was right

>>5699965
S-shut up nerd I'll beat you up and take your lunch money until I can afford to be a pretty girl.

>>5699980
he is my age and he likes to go to raves a lot

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>>5699967
You dont need on put anything on it. And if you want to just toss some fruits on it damn. Making me google images of oatmeal boxes for yo ass shit. You're luck you're cute.

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>>5699951
Oh boy, fuckin' buddy is throwin' chirps at the North, eh? Somethin' got you all fuckin' worked up, bud? Shouldn't you be happy Trump just won New Hampshire?

Fucking A, right. Keep your stick on the ice, bud. I'm sittin' here on the fuckin' chesterfield fuckin' ripped and shit and I could still cross check your keener ass into a fuckin' snowbank.

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>>5699967
>voting for trump
Corporations are evil, you are evil for supporting them.

I hate asking this of you mtfg but what's the best like least painful way to kys with household supplies? Just out of curiosity.

>>5699988
You should just feel bad that I as an American am probably better than you at playing hockey.

>>5699981
I believe you with those arms.

>>5699968
Buy a season of Simpsons, cuddle on the bed while watching it until he fallscasleep, have him wake up with his dick in your mouth

>>5699899
lost my virginity in a car so yeah

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>tfw sir'd at the store while buying women's shaving gel
I think I'm going to cry

>>5699967
if you want to do an EC stack you can get caffeine tablets anywhere, and you can get Bronkaid from the pharmacist (they will probably limit purchase/ask for ID, but thats because they don't want you to cook meth; you don't need a prescription)

if you're injured i don't know how safe it is though

>>5699961
don't starve!!

>>5699984
>my age

Your age+20 years

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>>5699899
I've given head in a car but that's about it.
>>5699996

>>5699997
I gave him a homer simpsons thing I posted it here some months ago. he pretty much has everything up to whatever it was when he didnt like it much, he says the new stuff isnt as funny.

>>5700003
I am 24 he is 24 his room mate is 24 and they hang out with other 24 year olds their age that they went to school with... ._.

>>5699999
details

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>>5699909
The trick is to slowly escalate things based upon passion. Let her lead if you are nervous, but remember, you are both trying to make each other feel enjoyment.

>>5700002
yeah and im feeling rather ill atm and just got rejected by another dude cos being trans and i had to park my car 6 blocks away from my apartment cos mardi gras

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>>5699979
o-oh

>>5699987
ummmmm how do you know i'm cute?

i've only ever had oatmeal like twice in my life before so i guess i will get some next week

>>5699989
who said anything about voting at all

>>5700002
do you know around how much it costs though?

>>5700013
You posted a pic.

>>5699999
i love car sex
quints demand that you elaborate
>suck my cock in a car while im in this skirt please

>>5700012
im sorry anne :(

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>>5700009
>>5700019
im not sure what there is to talked about

i met up with a qt boy i met on /jp/ and made him my bf when i was 16 but he lived an hour away and didnt want his roommates knowing he was gay and i wasnt allowed to have friends over

so i did the SUCC in the car everytime we did stuff

he had the most amazing cock and i think it might be becasue its the one that took my virginity but i dont know, he would turn into a fountain when i did a good job so i tried really hard to be REALLY good at blowjobs so he'd leak as much precum into my mouth as possible

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>>5700017
oh GOD which one are you talking about?

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>>5699963
Fuck it, I can't work under these conditions, the vibrator is coming out. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

>>5699993
Please I Googled but everything looks painful :(

>>5700023
will you take my virginity

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>>5700013
Congratulations on contributing to the problem of no young people voting. Hope you like getting exploited by baby boomers. Enjoy paying into social security until you're 35 to have it backfire and never give you back anything.

>>5700020
it has been a rough day for sure.

>>5699974
>>5699977
FUGG

>>5699978
2nd puberty + 1st puberty
>>5699989
All politicians are evil and controlled by corporations
>>5699993
Buy a gun, shoot yourself behind the ear.
>>5700008
Then just fuck him?
>>5700025
>wearing a vibrator to work

>>5699994
Oooh, chirp chirp chirp bud. Showin' off yer fuckin' Molson muscle there aren't ya? For sure. Because your teams win in the fuckin' NHL, yeah? That's because your teams have so many fuckin' Canuck players, ya fuckin' dart.

>>5699899
>tfw no bf to give head to while they're driving

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>>5699978
super puberty is when you form a chrysalis and come out of it months later with anime eyes and super powers

>>5700025
>implying that wasnt my plan all among
:)

>>5700013
i don't think bronkaid is cheap :p
>>5700012
sorry :(

>>5700023
>met on /jp/
>when i was 16
Uhhhh I think you made a typo. That'd be against the rules!

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>>5700041
>tfw you dont drive

BETTER START RELEARNING I GUESS
>>5700030
i dunno what u look like so i cant answer that

>>5699993
>least painful way to kys
Helium
>with household supplies
I hear /b/ could teach you to make mustard gas.

>>5700038
his room mate said he might be turned off... they are cchildhood friends and have known each other since they were 6

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>>5699428
you gotta kill a few people...

>>5700048
how bout mine

>>5700049
>mustard gas
>not painful
pick one