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>tfw you can never partake in /mtfg/ activities because you're pre-transition and just an average looking manly man
>tfw no /mtfg/ friends to play video games with
Official /mtfg/ steam group desuuuuu
I've heard its more likely going to be temple so it doesn't also hurt poor baby tron
When do you think is the best time to sell? Not going to get banned before shadows drops at least for sures
Playing mono blue in modern, fuck the police. Blue is the trutrans colour desu
Uh, I don't think you knew me I didn't post much. It's just weird seeing people I know here, last time I saw Holly
i wanna such a tiny cuties fat trap dick right now desu
I think the only solution to this is to buy a gun and shoot yourself.
Trump promises traps 4 all.
Also CNN MSNBC and Fox have all projected N.H. for Trump.
>I will never feel this tongue pushing down against mine and back into my throat
>"fluid girl with an oversized clit and trans guy :) "
wow haha what the fuck? that's just a fat hairy dude fucking a fat chick
these tumblers are fucking insane
id let ya esp since im high as fuck and got a mad body stone going
i Need Sum Fucc
What does that even mean? nice people never get ahead in life, only the good looking thin and pretty people get ahead in life. Just look here for starters, there is not one full time passer that's depressed, only the uglies like me and a few others are depressed.
I really wish steam allowed you to create separate profiles for different audiences, I don't want my IRL friends to know about my /mtfg/ friends and vice-versa. (Also I don't want my IRL friends to know what kinds of moe animu garbage games I play.)
Were you that anon who got all kawaii and flustered and in denial when I guessed you were trans many moons ago? I have a dece memory if you name posted. Want to be steam frands?
So, this image is 1000% the reason I've been following the elections as a form of entertainment.
You know that's bullshit. Quit fucking trolling all the time. Literally every time I see you posting it's just nonstop complaining. Don't you have any hobbies or anything you enjoy? Find something.
>tfw never had a valentine in my life
im so lonely
genderfluid is such a meme and i find it very belittling.
>i have to work hard and spend all this money to pass even remotely
>spent my entire life trying to become a girl
but some fat guy on tumblr is like,
>hahaha im a girl today lmao
>nvm im a boy again
Anon pls don't leave me hanging :c
Ok but like that's a big clit desu
>pass full time
>hate myself and want to die all the time
>just a lot easier to pretend to be normal
the ride never ends desu
I wish it just had more privacy setting in general, like even just an appear to be offline setting or something
Uh, I don't think so?
I was mostly anon, i think i sometimes posted with pipes' trip doe. Sures, I don't do much on steam doe, sometimes play KF2 with doc and some other people is all i really do
I still don't know all the drama with her but she was a good friend to me a long time ago at least
t1 eye lets you dump a hand of mimics and fetch more fuel late game. God forbid you drop 1 or 2 mimics followed by a t2 reality smasher thanks to ssg. It's so degenerate for a format that isn't legacy.
>When do you think is the best time to sell? Not going to get banned before shadows drops at least for sures
I'm not sure. I'd sell now in case of emergency ban.
>Playing mono blue in modern, fuck the police. Blue is the trutrans colour desu
blue was neutered when modern became a thing. First they banned boogeymen of format's past like bitterblossom and sfm and jtms and whatever as well as any combo enabler/card manipulation because they hate fun. I still play it though because nostalgia. Haven't played in years though and only recently picked it back up.
I never played many video games consistently. Like, if I found a game I liked a lot, I'd play it for a while and then kinda just stop and do other things. Been that way mcuh of my life fampai. The most I play these days is mario with my little nephew.
>tfw /mtfg/ people told me I pass
Dude you're doing it wrong lol
Hi /mtfg/. I have a few questions if you have the time/ don't mind answering. Firstly, how are you supposed to take Spiro? I've heard from some that you should dissolve it under the tongue and from others that you can just swallow it.
Secondly, for any britbongs, how would my GP / a GIC react if I self-medded for a while before seeing them and they then found out? Would I be arrested? Denied treatment? I have some pills but I'm apprehensive about doing anything without knowing as much as possible in advance. To be honest, at 20 I doubt there's even much point in me trying to transition. I tried to do manly things and work out and forget about it but unfortunately it's not working as well as I'd hoped.
Anyway, thanks in advance everyone.
So much this. I just want to buy and play games like http://store.steampowered.com/app/398100/ or http://store.steampowered.com/app/333980/ without being judged is that too much to ask!?
>Firstly, how are you supposed to take Spiro? I've heard from some that you should dissolve it under the tongue and from others that you can just swallow it.
Just swallow the spiro. Some say to dissolve the estradiol under the tongue but i never noticed any difference.
I can see it now:
>Begin writing joke articles supporting trump.
>traps4trump actually takes off.
>LGBT begins supporting Trump.
>Trump wins election.
>15% of lgbt vote for Bernie.
>Accidentally'd an election based upon a joke.
Kayla. Will you please be my Valentine? People give you a lot of shit here, I have too. For the most part it's probably warranted. But you're still one of us, and we all know how rough it can get doing what you're doing.
You slip up a lot, you make mistakes, you get people upset, you say dumb things. But I know that you're still trying, and I know that you can't help but feel the way you do.
You're very pretty, Kayla, and I know you're trying. If I could I'd scoop I'd hug you tight and my best to make you feel better.
So please, Kayla, will you be my Valentine?
i thought you told me you didn't want me to do that a month or two ago?
oh god have i made u agp
literally what? i don't understand how her successes hamper you in any way.
>i want to power bj a qt shy meek trap who's never gotten a blowjob before and spill their seed into my mouth then look up at their embarassed face with a seductive grin on my face desu
hi i've never gotten a blowjob before
>tfw can't be that trap because you need to look like a girl to be a trap
>tfw ywn be a qt trap getting blowjobs from yume
>pre-everything fags should not be allowed to post in /mtfg/
Turn 1 eye is kinda unbeatable but I think temple hurts the deck enough that it's still worth banning
Would they emergency ban something in a set still being opened/current draft set? I mean maybe this is being too cynical but can you really be too cynical about wotc?
i just like to remand things... thats all i want out of life
I haven't been here in ages, every other website i go to has been really boring. it's cool to bump into someone i know like first day!
And yet here I am day after day. Convince the voice in my head that I'm not a girl and I'll happily never come back.
Im mostly curious bc I've given so many and you love it soooo
>yume is stealing my images.
>One part "hey that's mine" and another part "People like the images!"
sorry to break it to you sweetie but the world doesn't always revolve around you and people doing things to specifically hurt or spite you. Maybe she does it to show a group of highly marginalized people that are more often than not always seemingly down on their luck that they can come to find happiness or maybe perhaps she just likes to brag about her endeavors because it makes her feel good. Either way it does not mean she is out to get you and make you feel bad.
They make most of their money from casual play and standard/limited formats weirdly enough. Save for special sets like modern masters, mostly, the second market would take the hit from the ban. It does however feel like they are trying to push eldrazi and advertise it heavily as a modern hit to sell more packs though so who knows? Bear in mind the last emergency ban (AFAIK) they did was on jace and stoneforge mystic thanks to cawblade shenanigans and that was like 5 years ago.
its not, you order it and it shows up at your door in a little brown box, whats so hard about it?
So i know theres hrt info in the OP but i couldnt find the info im looking for.
Im currently taking 125 mg spiro every day and my T levels are still too high for male. I want to go on cypro and be at the equivalent of 200 mg of spiro every day, what should my dosage for cypro be?
Dont bother asking why im on spiro in canada when i can get cypro and not pee 100x a day. fucking endo was retarded
zip it up bby
or just dump if its not that many i guess
holy SHIT dude you got us!!!!
debate me right now please, im in a mood. lets do this. who ya votin for bubs?
you do things to me
like i was literally sinking my nails into my thighs thinking about fucking you
h-hes just a meme guys!
Or maybe some of us are done with the establishment and want people who will speak straight even if it's an unpopular opinion.
Maybe some of us are tired of being judged on how we stand on only one issue.
And at this rate it's looking like he's going to be our second meme president.
>Wake up from dream in which I am a cis girl and incredibly happy back into the hell that is my life of being a balding ugly tranny
Today is going to be a good day
"this w-will be the e-end of trumps campaign its j-just a meme g-guys" says increasingly nervous man for the 20th time this year
As a limited shitter they sure do make a lot of money off me...
I mean while the set is still in print and being sold they still make a lot off secondary market buying product and cracking it to sell. And they don't give a fuck about modern, so I'm banking on the side of greed, can't go wrong with that right?
>tfw touching yourself on a skype call and she doesnt even notice
probably not, it's my fault for being such an indecisive pussy about it. i keep trying to convince myself the feelings aren't real, or "oh it's just because i'm lonely, it will go away when i find a girlfriend." and every year i'm just as lonely and unable to make new friends as before.
i wouldn't pass anyways. i'm 6'2", i have a big nose and a strong jaw. my shoulders are wide, my legs are bony. i don't want srs so i'm not really trans. i'm just a fetishist, i should lose my virginity what if i regret it? what if i try and transition, it goes terribly, i look awful, and i just fucked my ability to have children and be normal for the rest of my life. that's not worth the risk. this year i'll get over it, i'll learn to be happy and i won't have to lose the respect of my parents and disappoint them further, weird out my friends, hurt my chances of finding a job, and go through the "i told you so" ridicule when it all goes terribly and i want to go back.
i keep telling myself this shit every year, for a decade now since i realized. every year the feeling of constant dysphoria gets stronger and it only scares me further. i pushed away all of my close friends in high school with my depression. friends that i know i could have talked to, friends that would support me. but i pushed them away without saying a thing. now my only outlet is 4chan. i try reconnecting with one of those friends and it's like talking to a stranger, they humour me for a little, give generic responses, and then stop replying.
fuck i hate this. sorry.
Reminder that there is literally no such thing as a non-AGP, dick-hating tranny.
Reminder that you can fix genital dysphoria by giving them the succ.
I have first-hand experience of this.
I haven't done any drugs for 2 weeks and don't plan on it. So come on dude, what's wrong kid, afraid to actually debate me on his politics because you're a fucking retard who doesn't actually know anything except what he hears on the electric jew? Don't get me wrong most of Trump's supporters are fucking braindead just like you but that's just how politics work. So come on buddy, lets talk, or will you just result to insults of character because you know your arguments cant stand up to logic?
S L O W A N D S T E A D Y
It won't make it any better, but I understand; essentially everything you wrote there would apply to me as well.
I can't make your decision for you, but I will say that I regret every year that I pushed transitioning off. Being where you are is worse than all the things you're worried about, really.
Good luck, whatever you end up doing.
Bring boys home and service them with your body.
Tell them you are doing that whether or not you do; how the fuck are they going to know? (Seriously though, you might as well practice with voice / clothes / makeup and all that at home anyways.) You may or may not also consider self-medding while you wait if it looks like your therapist is going to make this take too long.
>they still make a lot off secondary market buying product and cracking it to sell
Not really. Secondary market tends to crack a few in the beginning and then buy at buylist prices and adjust accordingly. People that primarily only play eternal formats tend to just buy singles too.
>And they don't give a fuck about modern
They really don't. The stuff in the new set was ok at best, but combined with old cards they didn't playest with or even remember making, people started churning out absolute degeneracy on the same field as dredge in legacy, except legacy has tools to deal with that. At least it's not oops all spells level degeneracy.
be a girl maybe? lol
learn to dress and present as a girl. voice clothing hair makeup whatever im guessing is what your therapist wants you to do. or start a sewing circle.
>tfw friend and I actually started getting together every week to make a bunch of food and do arts and crafts together this last few weeks being latch hooking
THIS IS AN *EMERGENCY*
CODE RED CODE RED
need a gf QUICK
please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org if you can help
so after like 1 month of real dose hrt, i am constantly hungry all the time. there are three problems with this:
1) i'm poor
2) even in between full meals i feel the need to snack constantly
3) i am like 5'10" or 5'11" annd 148 lbs and need to get down to below 140 lbs at least
how do i combat the hunger and what are cheap things to snack on that won't let me keep being a fatty??
>picking s tier hero and stomping silver elo games
wow never seen this before
I pick fiora cuz she's my waifu ;_; also I mostly get paired with plat - diamond peeps lol
i think im close, but i'm not there yet. i wish i had the privacy to buy clothes, makeup, etc. try and see if i can make myself pass without hrt. my mother is home all the time and never gives me privacy. my dad religiously opens every package we get, and if he finds out i got a package he didn't see, he'll ask me to show him what it was, tell him how much it cost, how i got the money to buy it, and explain exactly why i wanted it. because the old jew goes into a frenzy any time somebody spends money around him.
as it is now, i'd have to somehow manage to sneak mones into my house and then stealth mode for like a year without ever being able to dress up, grow my hair out, etc. boymode all the time with literally no exceptions.
which means i will definitely not pass for my first entire year of hrt, no way around that. and then in a year or two, when i'm 21 or 22 i'll hopefully be living in my own place and able to dress up and buy things freely. only then, after i've taken hrt for a year and made myself sterile, will i be able to see if i've made myself a hon (unless there is a miracle, i probably will have).
sounds fucking awful.
then let lube be a constant (c)
come on elanna
I'm sorry I'm distracted and not at my best right now! ;~;
How does /mtfg/ feel about being lewd in a car? Would you be too scared or ubcomfortable to be lewd with your bf/gf in a car?
i find like tons of shit hot
i also find noisy and super into it sex amazing as well
i want to wake up the neighbours when you're here
is it normals to be scared/nervous before ur first time? any tips on how to actually do it? @_@;
>what if im not done 1st puberty
enjoy your hips
Wtf am I going to do once I'm done transitioning? I promised myself I wouldn't let it run my whole life but it has and now that there's fewer and fewer steps to take I feel this kind of dooming anxiety about it.
plain oatmeal is super bland and the texture makes me wnna throw up. what can you put on it that makes it yummy?
where can i buy indonesian ramen? also isn't ramen like super unhealthy with all the sodium and stuff?
i have a literally broken back that was replaced with metal last year so i can't do any kind of physical exercise at all basically. wouldn't an ec stack be kind of worthless if you can't work out with them?
well i say i'm "fat" because like 99% of my body fat is in my stomach, and makes my decently feminine structure look disgusting.
be a cute girl? what is there to be anxious about?
I THOUGHT THE OTHER ONE WAS PHOTO SHOPPED HAHA
THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME CHEAP FUCKING SCAM WEBSITE
THIS IS WHAT LIBTARDS ARE REDUCED TO
neither are mine, still gonna give it a go either way. i can use my hair & glasses to help mask my masculine features.
id say if you really want it, just go and do it, you dont want to be one of those 40+yr old transitioners we laugh at do you?
I am actually voting Trump. It feels like a joke though
Yume going nuclear
There is no point in delaying transition.
Get a new therapist
Or do it by hand
Chasers don't have consciousness they only have hard ons
Invite him over to Netflix and chill
Puberty makes you horny duh
God l hope so. I'll probably kill myself if people call me a boy when I am presenting female
Scared, uncomfortable, and that's illegal
he doesnt like internet or netflix or paying for stuff he has a shelf full of dvds and old stuff he doesnt like anything new besides video games because his room mate keeps buying newer consoles. my internet is shit anyways I just use it for lurking and not much else.
You dont need on put anything on it. And if you want to just toss some fruits on it damn. Making me google images of oatmeal boxes for yo ass shit. You're luck you're cute.
Oh boy, fuckin' buddy is throwin' chirps at the North, eh? Somethin' got you all fuckin' worked up, bud? Shouldn't you be happy Trump just won New Hampshire?
Fucking A, right. Keep your stick on the ice, bud. I'm sittin' here on the fuckin' chesterfield fuckin' ripped and shit and I could still cross check your keener ass into a fuckin' snowbank.
>voting for trump
Corporations are evil, you are evil for supporting them.
>tfw sir'd at the store while buying women's shaving gel
I think I'm going to cry
if you want to do an EC stack you can get caffeine tablets anywhere, and you can get Bronkaid from the pharmacist (they will probably limit purchase/ask for ID, but thats because they don't want you to cook meth; you don't need a prescription)
if you're injured i don't know how safe it is though
I gave him a homer simpsons thing I posted it here some months ago. he pretty much has everything up to whatever it was when he didnt like it much, he says the new stuff isnt as funny.
I am 24 he is 24 his room mate is 24 and they hang out with other 24 year olds their age that they went to school with... ._.
The trick is to slowly escalate things based upon passion. Let her lead if you are nervous, but remember, you are both trying to make each other feel enjoyment.
im not sure what there is to talked about
i met up with a qt boy i met on /jp/ and made him my bf when i was 16 but he lived an hour away and didnt want his roommates knowing he was gay and i wasnt allowed to have friends over
so i did the SUCC in the car everytime we did stuff
he had the most amazing cock and i think it might be becasue its the one that took my virginity but i dont know, he would turn into a fountain when i did a good job so i tried really hard to be REALLY good at blowjobs so he'd leak as much precum into my mouth as possible
Fuck it, I can't work under these conditions, the vibrator is coming out. I hope you're pleased with yourself.
Congratulations on contributing to the problem of no young people voting. Hope you like getting exploited by baby boomers. Enjoy paying into social security until you're 35 to have it backfire and never give you back anything.
Oooh, chirp chirp chirp bud. Showin' off yer fuckin' Molson muscle there aren't ya? For sure. Because your teams win in the fuckin' NHL, yeah? That's because your teams have so many fuckin' Canuck players, ya fuckin' dart.
>it's 3:30 AM at dawn
>frantically straightening hair to see whether I still have enough of it left in order to pass
>watch self in the mirror under the neon light
>oh god I'm legit hideous
>finally done with straightening
>try out a couple of different styles
>realize parting at the center makes my forehead look like a fivehead, but it's the only way I can hide my temples
>I kinda like it parted that way though
>observe the final results
>if no wind blows to mess up my hair it might just work
>dysphoria reduced by 50 points!
>fuck yeah! I might kill myself one day, but it is not today!
>start laughing hysterically
I'm getting the feeling like I'm not entirely sane, to be honest.
>waaah waaah it's so hard to start my transition waaah waah im going to shit up and complain about it
>waaah waaah my problems my problems
>waaaah waaaah i'm literally a man pretending to be trans woman
>waaah waaah i'm one of you
honestly non-transition scum are the fucking worst and there should be zero tolerance for them
if you're not seriously on hrt you don't belong in this general and are NOT one of us
they're all fucking scum, there has never been an exception
i lied about my age too so when i met up with him i was like oh fuck i can't lie about my age i actually want to date him so before we did anything lewd i was like "o-oh by the way I'm s-sixteen" and he was really shocked and was like oh fuck and im like, "b-but it's okay that's l-legal here there's no way you'd get in trouble" and then i kissu'd his cheek and said "it's okay if you d-dont want to do anything though but i r-really want to suck your cock you know...~"
i was a subby cocklusting seductress dom when i was 16 oops
u know where to find me
i get incredibly nervous when i drive so i just don't do it, my ability to multitask is limited a lot when i drive. i've done a fuck load of driving but its such a nerve wracking experience for me that i can't do it. honestly i loved everything about driving except switching lanes, my ability to check who's next to me and if im going to hit them is really bad because of my eyesight ;_;
not sure how to remedy that
i want to be able to drive a lot..
it doesn't invalidate what i'm saying. this is a general for trans girls
G I R L S
not beta men who aren't on hrt and literally never will be
they always come into these threads complaining about how scared they are and how hard it is to start, to a bunch of people who already were able to fucking do it ages ago because it's literally the easiest thing to do.
this general isn't a place for sad pathetic men to come and cry.
I want to make you squirm desu
I want to message you in class until you're rubbing your legs together repeatedly and getting too hot because theres nothing you can do about it
I want you to have to leave to use the bathroom just to masturbate for some modicum of release
how else am I gonna give you the succ while you're driving down the highway listening to some choice tunes??
So if you're so above them why dont you put your trip back on and own up to your own words then.
>tfw already super pent up and horny in class because havnt had sex in more than a month
G-gem pls don't make me suffer more than I already am
n-no,,, Im just scared..
my heart skips a beat whenever he smiles..
should I message him on facebook.. I never replies but I sent a few pics of toys I take outside and told him that... he already knows i like toys a lot and seemed interested in it at one time
>1 week hrt
>1 month hrt
>6 months hrt
>1 year hrt
>5 years hrt
You're all trans women, and anyone who says otherwise is a hon trying to validate themselves by hurting other people.
>tfw yume never talks publicly about the lewd stuff shes gonna do to you
is it normal to feel sick if someone presses lightly between toe robs and belly button? I feel like I'm gonna puke when someone lays their arm there.
Do it or i'll bully the shit out of you you you friggin pussy.
>tfw still pre everything
>tfw I dont think I want to go through with this life anymore after lurking here for a couple of weeks
>tfw Im probably still going to anyway unless I have a stroke that changes my personality
i tell you every day so i dont really see why i would talk about it publically
you dont see me viciously flirting in the threads with alison yknow
hily mackerel won 5 games today and only lost 2. today was great
Im just going to self med. Can I please get some help on what I should order and in what dosages please.
Better to pick a puppet of the corporations than the corporations themselves.
Yeah but if you don't vote then future candidates will continue to pay no attention to the young people and all the attention to old people. You're right though, your vote does not matter. Your state chose who you voted for a long time ago thanks to the electoral college.
I think you need to realize that as Americans its extremely easy for us to get on hormones compared to our European counterparts.
I feel this way towards non-fulltimes.
I haven't had sex in years, if it helps.
>tfw caddy says she will talk to you on Skype but then never messages you back
>How/where do you get whores moans without a doctor or insurance?
Why can't you just ask your doctor? Otherwise you have to pay that stuff out of your own pocket when you could of just gotten it for free.
spiro (if american; crypto if non) + estrogen.
Get the spiro in 100 mg tablets and get the estrogen in 2 mg doses. You'll want to take it twice daily 12 hours apart. 100 mg of spiro + 2 mg of estrogen in the morning, and the same at night.
hey elanna what are u learning in class?
is it how to ride cock like a champ?
cus thats all that ur gonna need to know in a few months
Uh, dont have a doctor. Thus why I asked how one gets them without a doctor. Im fucking ramen and beans poor. I MAY get insurance soon, but i have no guarantee, and i want to be able to get them no matter what. I cant wait any more, i already waited too long.
Thanks for being the only one to answer Korra. This helps a bunch.
>tfw you realize that Yumi isn't trans or AGP, but is in fact the ultimate chaser
np m8. i hope it goes well for you! it takes about 2 - 3 weeks to ship to you so be ready to wait for a bit if u order them.
u might also wanna go to a walk in clinic and have your liver kidneys and pancreas checked out every few months to make sure ur doing alright. oh and ask for them to check your testosterone levels vs a male and female base too
>tfw u are full-time and manage to not get beaten to death when u go outside but ur face and body and voice are still garbage and ur students probably think u are literally a man in a dress
He gave a good speech desu.
His stance on vet issues is kind of a big thing for me. Plus him and I share a lot of the same values and I like his "No discrimination" policy towards the LGBT community.
shes chaser prime, sent from the future to seduce qt transgirls
tfw i will never be andreja pejic
I can't stop farting while taking dick. Everything was going fine until I felt an uncontrollable urge to fart and the foul air pocket follows up his shaft and I fart all over his balls. He threw up all over my back and my hair. He pulled out and I started shitting all over him and his bed and his walls. I tried getting up to clenching my butt but everything was so slick it kept leaking out and I slipped and fell. I held out my hand for help and he recoiled in fear and slipped on my poop and fell out the window. This was the worst date ever.