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It hit the bump limit it seems, so starting anew.
So, talk about gay shit or whatever.
wow haha i, a homosexual, sure did get that topical and exclusive piece of humor you did there in the thread name! i pity the heterosexuals for whom that witty bit looks like hieroglyphs from lost eons of vaulted ceilings whose dimensions cannot be fathomed, cyclopean halls exhaling darkness, they surely cant even understand that one, not even in our deep slumber under countless strata awaiting the faint rumblings like the seventh trumpet, the seventh seal announcing the glorious return of our true masters from beyond infinity. like, haha, i suppose i could see your grindr joke and raise you a 'YYYAAASSSSSSSSSS, QUEEN' thats another one youd need to be initiated, one of our blood to understand haha
Whats the best way to take a picture of my ass lads?
Reminder that the closet is the only friend you can trust
>tfw my bi friend got outed in front of me and my friends yesterday and I'm still in the closet
Well he's more into men than women and we go to a Christian college in the south so it's still a bit taboo here. My friends didn't seem to care much but I still can't risk coming out yet
would stick my dick in it/10
looks nice and clean
Were you recently fisted?
>How'd you think sp and jupp got together
Juppy is a fearsome sorceress.
Why does my sexuality have to be so confusing. Everyone just figures it out so early. While im 18 and want to marry man, but I'm not even sure I could get hard for a guy.
JUST kill me now senpai
Who here is voting for the one candidate that wants to make catboys real?
>it's just how see myself in the future
>I've never been with one
>I hardly watch porn, but when I do its straight
>whatever im thinking about atm, if you're asking if I've jerkerd to the thought of guy...then yes countless times
I refuse to believe. The real tater tot would never bully me.
>>it's just how see myself in the future
>>I've never been with one
That's not a big deal. You're only 18. You don't have to lose your virginity to figure out your sexual identity.
>>I hardly watch porn, but when I do its straight
Could you ever watch gay porn and wank off?
>>whatever im thinking about atm, if you're asking if I've jerkerd to the thought of guy...then yes countless times
Why do you masturbate to straight porn but to gay thoughts?
To me it sounds like you're repressing some true feelings here. It can take a long time to truly come to terms with your sexuality and there's no need to rush it. It's a good thing you're thinking about your own at least to some extent.
>asking a normie date if they go on 4chan
yeah he's not gonna be calling you
Well, I don't recall ever being flirtatious.
You're off the hook for now, but I'll be keeping a close eye on you.
>rump positions, states "get involved, media shop!"
Just thought I'd add some punctuation there. Anyway, I really want some marsala or vindaloo but the closest indian restaurant is like 20 miles away, and my truck is dead so I have to use my motorcycle. Fast food it is, I guess...
Not that anon but. ...I've been hurt by a guy like this. Best buds ever and the strongest bond on the first day we hung out. Kept me close and on a short leash from talking to people.
He never cuddled women and he always wanted me there at night. Even called me babe when drunk. Kissed me once and just fucked with my emotions. Just a long story of pain and nostalgia.
Please be upfront and honest with intentions when dating another guy. Don't cheat. It's better to dump first.
Your advances are inappropriate.
Let's keep our relationship strictly professional.
This guy messaged me on Grindr last night asking me to pee on him. I'm not into that but I played along a little just to be polite, and things started escalating. Then he asked me what my fetishes were, and I had no idea how to reciprocate. /blog
What an odd thing to say.
Gross. How dare you.
Bro, I can't really watch gay porn either. I don't really watch any videos of porn, though. If you have romantic feelings towards men then go with that. Being able to ejaculate to hetero porn doesn't really mean much. Not able to get it up for a guy? No worries! You can still bottom. If feels really good. Anyways, once you actually get into an intimate relationship things will probably change. Kissing and heavy petting can make a dude diamonds. How do you see a sexual encounter playing out?
Whats it like getting spit on by a straight man?
I wish I wasnt this gay.
Imagine a hellish limbo of being a close friend but having him being possessive and jealous. Would flirt and be kind but the next day all he brings up is tits and becomes distant. I get mad. He gets drunk and misses me ( same day) then calls me babe, grabs my ass, and opens doors for me, makes me spend the night, defends masculinity next day. Cycling over between phases of him living in my area to moving home.
God I miss him now. I hate you anon.
If I get rich his sister wants to marry me in exchange for her brother and husband. Pretty good deal tbqh. Qt tatted blond beefs
Not bully-kun, my little spud
Are you drunk? You're acting very strange today.
Idk what to do when someone talks about scat? Like do I act polite and be like 'lol yeh maybe?!?' Even though I would have no intention of meeting them after knowing they're into that
honestly I think I could muster up the courage to go along with someone's weird fetish, as long as I wasn't the object of it, you know? Like I could piss on someone if that's what they're into, or whip them or whatever. It wouldn't do anything to arouse me but I'd be happy knowing it was getting them off.
Circe...youre too put it lightly a sexual deviant...
What does getting pooed on by a straight man actually feel like?
Is it anything like my fantasies?
Sorry, grinchposter, I've never done scat.
I've snowballed before.
I've licked someone else's cum off of someone's else's dick before.
I've been thrown into a ditch as part of someone's murderfuck fantasy before.
But I've never done scat.
Bitch im just shitposting and forced memeing.
>I've been thrown into a ditch as part of someone's murderfuck fantasy before
You disgust me.
Most degenerate shit ever.
All this sex talk in my gaygen?
I want normies to leave
>not ironically posting pepe to get "dumb frogposter" replies
It's not about the amount of sex you fucking degenerate normie. It's the fact that /gg/ is now plagued by degenerates like yourself
Let's face it any of us could get laid at least 5 times in one weekend if we wanted
All my gay friends are in relationships, I spend every holiday alone.
I just want to spend at least one dumb holiday doing some corny ass bullshit, being affectionate and silly with a loved one rather than feeling like an edgy faggot being alone.
I was shit posting about this guy a few threads ago. He's way the fuck eccentric, a taxidermist and made it known he was really into me.
We finally had sex. He's insatiable, definitely into some weird shit and I'm not sure I'm going to be able to get him off my dick. But I honestly don't want to.
>There hasn't been a time i havent been hard while getting fucked, and ended with be either coming all over myself hard enough to cum on my own face, or cumming all over their chest/belly.
Yeah, there's white, which is basically the majority of the people you're going to see.
Then you have yellow. It's okay, but most of the people in that category are broken little faggots with downs faces who are either burnt out or solely interested in reaching heights they'll never get to.
Brown is almost nonexistent.
Black is pretty hit or miss.
Isn't diversity a beautiful thing?
Not if you don't get caught. ;) Seriously though I'm referring to the fact that there is apparently a fight scene in it with Ryan and some other guy completely nude. I ain't complaining.
Many, or most, bottoms get hard from cock in their ass. I may have confused you with my personal experience. I feel a lot of pleasure directly from my asshole, and it's a very different kind of pleasure than what I feel in my penis. I don't much like to play with my dick during intercourse because if I can manage an orgasm without touching it it's way better. For me, having an anal orgasm is like a spiritual experience and it needs the right preparation. That being said, I can certainly hed hard as a rock while being assfucked, but the pleasure from my hole is reduced and overshadowed by the pleasure from my penis. I also cum really fast if a qt plays with my penis while he's fucking me. If he can last 30 minutes inside me I would probably have like 15 orgasms from having my penis played with. I would rather not though, as that makes my cock really sore, so many orgasms with a dick in me.
>I'm all hot and bothered now...
>If he can last 30 minutes inside me I would probably have like 15 orgasms from having my penis played with. I would rather not though, as that makes my cock really sore, so many orgasms with a dick in me
Kind of want to fuck you in a 6+ hour marathon session. See if we can't hit triple digits.
Not sure if I expressed how much I am the exception, rather than the rule. I still get hard sometimes from anal, but it's so much better when I cum from my bum. Before I had my first hands-free orgasm I was always hard from anal, but it changed me, i guess. Even better is how sensitive my dick gets when all the blood flows away from it. it's not exactly limp, more like... a mini hard on? It's difficult to describe. Somebody in here told me that it happens because all the blood is going to my butt or something, I don't know biology very well, but the blood definitely goes somewhere.
I can tell more about my experiences if somebody asks.
Guy that fucked the taxidermist, tell more. I want the whole story and your feelings about it.
>not sure if hot or scary
Which part? Sex can be really exhausting in general, but yeah, if I cum a lot I will pretty much be a limp rag the next day.
I don't like to eat ass, but I love having my ass eaten.
Me, but I don't mind most of the time.
I like having people to talk to, but I also really like my alone time. Straight guys tend to be more respectful of that.
Also, women my age are horrible. I get along much better with women in the 30+ range.
I prefer to be dom, but I might try being tied up with the right guy, maybe. Probably not. What if I just tied you up and fucked you for 6 hours? I'm much more comfortable with that thought.
I didn't neg lol. I was just teasing you.
You're being difficult with me but ill make your heart melt one day.
i took a dump earlier in the day and cleaned it well but i was sort of gassy. we got really into it tho so he was eating my ass out while i jerked off. suddenly my guts just start rumbling and because of the position i just accidentally fart really loudly in his face, some wet shit pellets stuck into his face and tongue. he goes "OH FUCK" and started dry heaving and running to the bathroom. hes mad as fuck and doesn't want to talk. i messed up bad i just know it ;_;