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Will you be watching the Superbowl today? Who do you want to win?

Claim your football husbando. Tommy is mine, hands off.

Old: >>5681104
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>>5683474
worst gen tbqh
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Late 90s early 00s Favre ţbh. Imagine the look on my face as a little balkan queer coming to Wisconsin and all the other boys are worshiping this man. Turns out I did too but for different reasons.

Too bad the we're stuck with a closet case now
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>>5683476
but anon think of all the hunks
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>>5683474
I want the the Miami sharks to beat the Boston red boats for the really magnificent bowl
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>>5683487
>ţbh
sneaky sneaky. brb stealing this and claiming it as my own
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Im curious, do any of you guys go commando?
If so, when did you start? Why? Did you like it?
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>tfw he wants to top but i have IBS
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>TFW I'll sleep through the Super Bowl because I work overnight.

I don't even really like football, but this sucks, and not in a good way.
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>>5683474
No because i am stupid. Cute shy guy I know ( and like ) asks if I like to watch football because he is looking for someone to watch it with. I tell him no I am not into football. Just met him recently so dont have his number to call and change my mind, I think I just really messed up my chance with him. Did not realize what was possibly being implied til after he left.
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I kind of wanna be with friends celebrating something.
But I don't give a fuck about the superbowl.
Also, I'm on some kind of a down right now. Have music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbwk228vtkg
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>tfw you look like you constantly judge others so cute guys think you hate sports
>tfw you just want to watch sports with people
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>>5683497
cont^ will see him again tomorrow and offer him my number, will see if he takes it
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>>5683494

offer him your throat desu
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>Claim your football husbando.
panthers have a lot of good looking guys. even cam newton's not bad.

luke kuechly is a qt
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>>>/hm/1298214
;~;
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>>5683488
>that face in the op
no
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>Tfw in a relationship with a girl
>Tfw relationships with girls are financially draining
>Tfw I'm literally whoring myself out to a neighbour to make enough money
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>Grindr
>21
>"Daddy"

He's cute, but c'mon
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>>5683520
>in a relationship with a girl
get >>>/out/
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As long as i keep eating popsicles, my jaw doesn't explode with pain
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>>5683373
Sorry, I went ahead and invited him over and had to do a quick clean up since he's coming over in a few hours.

First time I called the cops on my boyfriend, he got drunk and pulled a knife on me to try and scare me.

>broke up with him temporarily before he made a bunch of bullshit promises I fell for and begged me to come back

Then a few months later I noticed the same behaviors popping up and broke up with him. He went apeshit and showed up at my apartment screaming and generally causing a scene. He topped it off by trying to punch me and when that didn't work, he threw a rock through my windshield. That was the second time I called the cops.

So yeah. Now that I think of it, I feel as if I can handle any amount of weirdness after that last guy.
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>>5683520
In short
Relationships with bi's are financially draining
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>>5683533
relationships with bis are financially, emotionally, and physically draining tbqh
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>>5683521
give me cummies daddy
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>>5683550
I was gonna say but went against it
You right tho
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vedMpHz62g
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>>5683487
What's the basis for that Rodgers rumor anyway?
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>>5683532
damn.

good luck though! give that little weirdo a good dicking for me.

>>5683552
seek jesus.

>>5683550
seconding.
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>>5683560
literally a nice fantasy, but that's about it

>>5683521
>someone younger than me tells me to call them daddy
who did this
who thought this was a good idea
how do I report this to the police
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He "really, really likes women" ;)
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>>5683561
Beatles did it better
>>5683568
Extreme gayface
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>>5683571
he's pretty hot
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>>5683575
no they didnt
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>>5683568
He had a roommate who heavily implied it. Also a fair amount of evidence. If you ask /sp/ after the super bowl, they should be able to show you
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why aren't you big & beefy yet?
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>>5683602
because I want to be able to actually place my arms by my side instead of always having to look as if I carry watermelons everrywhere
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>>5683602
but I am
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>>5683609
lets see them tiddies
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>>5683602
gyms intimidate me. there's so many qts there!
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>>5683572
Truth man
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>>5683474
I don't much like sports, so I'll not be watching the megabasin
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>>5683612
Will you be my boyfriend then?
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>>5683620
you can lift to improve physically
but it won't improve your personality

check
m8
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>>5683599
Wow, I didn't know there was even a board for sports lol
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>>5683622
I'm not a bad boyfriend just because I'm shy

I think
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>>5683614
>date bi
>he tells me bis dont cheat
>slowly over time he keeps joking about a threesome with a girl
>never get into the idea
>eventually dumps me and then fucks a girl same night

Well at least he was right, bis don't cheat lmao
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>>5683620
i will if you post your tiddies
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The gay cuckold thread on /hm/ got me hard
I feel ashamed
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http://www.xvideos.com/video2548197/
How many white dudes in this thread have ever done anything with a black guy?
I didn't realise how common it was
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>>5683632
>nb4 some biscum floats in and insists you're jealous
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>>5683632
Well at least dumped you instead of cheating
>>5683643
Pretty gay
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>>5683632
You shut your whore mouth.

I love my ex to the point of heartbreak. If he ever came back into my life, I'd marry him. No other woman has come close to holding my heart and bonding the way him and I did.

So fuck you.
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>>5683602
At first I was wondering why those dudes looked like they were nearly failing to not laugh, then I saw the 4*12.5 weights. They probably aren't gay, just posing for a pic or something, also, that's no way to spot.
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>>5683653
never tbqh, never found any that really got me excited
>linking to porn
get out normie

>>5683643
that thread is so fucking boring though
>my bf started taking my friends dick in front of me
wow congrats, sounds like a tuesday

>>5683666
LOL stop
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>>5683653
>posting the bait version
http://www.xvideos.com/video14851897/
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>>5683672
>probably not gay
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>>5683666
C U C K S A T A N
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>>5683672
>probably aren't gay
im dying
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>>5683678
>wow congrats, sounds like a tuesday
It's sad what loose sluts we gays are
It feels like everyone shares their boyfriend with everyone
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>>5683653
I was going to a few times, but it turns out that the requirement for a bbc is 5"
>do not want
If I'm going to fuck you you gotta have a cock almost as big as mine, I'm not really into feminine penises.
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>>5683694

>go to a cuckold thread
>wow its so surprising everyone here is a cuckold, this must be a trait shared by all gay people
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>>5683686
instagram/sauce?
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>>5683653
Nothing more than some really aggressive dancing. Can't go to a club without being covered in black dick.
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>>5683694
I don't, but I enjoy seeing the bf jealous/regain his possessive trait so I flirt with other guys. I'd never actually fuck someone though, and hopefully it never gets to a point where he wants me to either.

Pretty sure that anon was just exaggerating for comedic effect though.
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>>5683715
Do you really think monogamous gay couples exist?
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>>5683715
I also found out that all straights are cucks after visiting /b/ once.
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>>5683727
yeah matt dallas is in one apparently tbqh
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>>5683727
Not the Anon you are responding to, but I have fantasies.
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>tfw you threaten your bf with death every time you're drunk
>tfw you do it just for fun but always feel like a piece of shit the day after
>tfw you can't quit drinking anyway
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>>5683720
>aggressively dance with a black man at a gay club
>get med-resistant HIV
you just can't win
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>>5683726
>>5683718
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>>5683744

Anon, you don't feel "like" a piece of shit, you ARE a piece of shit
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>>5683744

how come an autist like you even has a bf?
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>>5683744
>guys like these have boyfriends
>I don't
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is 5'9 an acceptable height for a bottom
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>>5683699

>feminine penises
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>>5683767

im 5'10 and i think so
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>>5683765
>>5683760
wanna know why they have boyfriends
because they actually ask people out
shocker, I know

but since no one else asks people out, autists like those continue to maintain abusive relationships tbqh
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>>5683765
says a lot about you to be honest
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this whole dyed blond hair /dark facial hair/look like a meth head trend really needs to end ASAP
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>>5683758
and I'm loved for it
>>5683760
he's a bottom, all bottoms are thirsty for a bf
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>>5683785

Can't say i've noticed that, desu
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>>5683767

Barely. Real bottoms are 5'7" or shorter desu

(Tops are 6'1" or taller)
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What's your best and worst gay club story?
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>>5683794
then what the fuck am I senpai
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>>5683792
really?
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>>5683796
I have never been to an HIV infested shithole before
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>>5683798
a switch
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>>5683794

>tfw am genetically deficient in every possible way

Man, this place never fails to make me feel like shit.
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>>5683798
U S E L E S S

join the club
5'11 here
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>>5683804
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The super bowl is on today?

How is your days going gaygen?
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>>5683771
What can I say, I enjoy pissing off tops. I'm really not into feminine penises though. I prefer masculine penises.
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>>5683811
perfect height imo
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>>5683804

Whoah, funky.
Yeah, I haven't noticed that at all.
I dunno how long it'd take me to get sick of that but i feel like I could get into that pretty easily, yeah, I like it.
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>>5683796
Best:
>tell rando I'm there alone because I got stood up so he feels bad for me
>falls for it, buys me loads of drinks
>we dance, make out
>after last call go to the 24/7 diner across the street, he buys me an omelette
>suck his dick in his car
>never see him again

Worst: I've repressed those memories, sorry
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>>5683814
m8 the trend just needs to die already who thought this was ever a good idea
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>>5683798

Vers

You must top those who are shorter and bottom for those who are taller

It's the daisy chain of life

>>5683804

Non-whites always look so terrible blond lol

>>5683810

kek

>>5683818

Feminine penises is trannyscum talk desu stop enabling them

You should call it a "boyish" penis
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>>5683811
who is this fluid druid
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>>5683826

Oh, I like this one less..
Needs a solid beard.
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>>5683810
I love you though
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>>5683796

Best: That time a friend changed her birthday plans from having it at a gay club to going to a pub

Worst: None
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>>5683824
>I've repressed those memories
Until now anon, until now.
Share with the class
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>>5683820
everyone says that shit
but no one seems to actually like it, they all wind up just going for the midgets

>tfw envious of manlets
just end this misery
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>>5683829

>being this much of a delusional control freak

let me guess: no bf?
i wonder why...
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>>5683474
The super bowl and those who watch it are the worst parts of american culture distiller into one beer guzzling, redneck frat-party shit
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>>5683829
Well, of course I would call a tranny penis a boyish penis. But a top with a "massive" 5 inch long penis the width of my thumb has a feminine penis.
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>>5683835
the weird thing is, even in times it looks 'good', guaranteed any other color would be better than blonde
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>>5683487
Where u from bb?
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anal sex is fucking gross

if I had anal sex on my bed I would have to burn my mattress and sheets
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>>5683857
I like fucking the thick thighs of ripped guys
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>>5683857
You look lost.
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>>5683844

There's nothing controlling about speaking the truth

>>5683854

You're doing god's work son
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>>5683855

I mean, i feel like it's a really shocking look, i understand that it'd saturate really quick, yeah, after seeing three different people with it it's already growing old on me.
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>>5683863
Why is that
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>>5683796
>Best
That time my girl friends dragged me to a gay club and it was closed when we finally got there
>Worst
That time my girl friends got me high on something before dressing me up like a girl and taking me to a gay club where I ended up sucking a black guys cock in an alleyway. I even recorded it on my phone for some reason
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>>5683865

When was the last time you had a bf?
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>>5683857
Good lordy, Princess.
>>5683871
>my girlfriends

Disgust.
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Does Anon think that if I joined a gym I might be able to meet a shy qt sub top? Also, where do intellectual gay men that are not sluts hang out, besides college classes?
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>>5683874
>senpai
>bf
LOOOOOOOOOL
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>>5683879
>Also, where do intellectual gay men that are not sluts hang out, besides college classes?
Personally speaking, at home, at a coffee shop for 5 minutes, on public transit, and in libraries returning books. t b q h
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>>5683870
I bet you fuck in the missionary position with the lights off. What is your opinion of hats?
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>>5683879

Um, well i can tell you where I hang out. im a shy swot, but im only verse. i hope thats okay.

i spend my time:
>in classes
>at open lectures (google, see if anywhere near you does them)
>librarie
>at home
>at the gym
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>>5683796
Best: gay club hosts Halloween dance, dance all night with a cute little cub dressed as Finn.

Worst: molested by a fifty year old man.
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Do gays dudes now wear this baseball cap backwards as a sign? I'm wondering a trend is developing.
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>>5683894
Finn the human, Finn from Star Wars, a third example...?
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>>5683902
>>5683894
Better have been Finn the human you faggot.
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>>5683901
no
what the fuck is up with all these fags thinking everything a sign
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>>5683513
why would you do this to me?
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>>5683894
you asked for it didn't you, you slut
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>>5683879
Vers.

But I like to spend a lot of time a shut in when I am not in class or at the gym trying to get single digit body fat and a deadlift about 405lbs.

I don't like meeting people or being approached, unless their really blunt about it. I hate subtly and misdirection because my loneliness betrays my desperation for fun romance.
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>>5683893
I don't know what a swot is. I suppose I'll just join a gym and maybe check out an open lecture.
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>>5683878
>Fatposting
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>>5683894
>with a cute little cub dressed as Finn.

Mad jelly desu
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>>5683928

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI9nuN3dqTo&index=17&list=PL5019E2991989B0DE

I really wish the video was longer, I just want to keep watching her move
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>>5683901
The only thing that makes you gay is having sex with men. Fashion wear is not any factor.
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>>5683925

a swot is someone who studies a lot
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>>5683901

It's not a deliberate sign, it's just that it gets in the way of sucking dick if you don't put it backwards
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>>5683928
You're just jealous.
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>>5683925

A swot is a swole thot

thot means "that ho over there"

So a swot is a muscular slut

He's lying to you desu
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>>5683928
I feel ya.
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>>5683902
>>5683902
Finn the human. This was way before TFA came out. He was really cute, but was only in town visiting a friend on campus, so nothing came out of it, sadly.

>>5683920
I was really desperate and vulnerable at the time, so a little.

>>5683930
Senpai I'm sure you'd make a cute Finn, too.
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A day not spent drinking is a day wasted.
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>>5683948

why cant i be both?
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>>5683928
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>>5683955
because to be a thot you literally need to be a fulltime ho leaving zero room for studies.
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>>5683960
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>>5683952

I'm not a cub though so it's not as cute

Also my ex-bf went as Finn for halloween so it'd feel weird

>>5683955

Bc he's looking for

> intellectual gay men that are not sluts hang out,

Silly
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>>5683960

He's so perfect desu
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>>5683973

its not slutty if youre only a slut for one person, silly

But i dont supposed you would know about that, eh?
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>>5683977
chicken legs
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>>5683973
Could still be pretty cute. And don't let your ex stop you from doing anything, I thought you were an alpha male manly man. Maybe you're just a pussyboy.
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>>5683980

Anon pls
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>>5683973

>tfw intellectual muscular gay man who is a slut
>tfw too shy to ever act on slutty desires

is thaf ok?
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>>5683980

Anon pls

Don't give me this rationalizing nonsense you filthy slut
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>>5683996
I know that feel. I'm an extremely logical thinker, and I come off as straight to everyone I meet. However, I look like a little girly boy and I really like to take dick I'm just to shy to appear that way on the outside
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>>5683999

i bet you wouldnt be so antislut if it werent for that fact you havent gotten any since '09

jealousy breeds contempt :3
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>>5683996
Sounds perfect Anon, when can we meet?
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>>5683980
that's some shitty rationalizing tbqh
>im only a slut for one person
>but we break up eventually
so you're a slut
own up to it bitch
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>>5683985

But calves are the hardest place to add mass ;___;

>>5683988

N-no I'm a real man I swear

>>5683996

Yes

That's cute
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Don't bully me for being an inexperienced bitch but

I'm getting fucked tomorrow. I've eaten barely anything today apart from digestive biscuits, maltesers, and a single crumpet. Right now I'm having creamy tomato soup. Tomorrow morning I might have weetabix with full fat milk.
I meant to give myself an enema with a showerhose, right? Will my diet this last day make that easy?
Every other time I've given myself an enema it's coincidentally been after I've eaten badly, so it's always been... not fun

Any tips in general? I'm not used to this bottom life yet and I'm almost embarrassed, but hey, anonymity
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>>5684007
people who typically call themselves logical usually aren't very logical

now there's some food to gnaw on

>>5683996
>intellectual
>sexually repressed
>shy
>calls himself slutty even though he doesn't get any action
would not ever date even if you were godly looking/10
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>>5684008

>09

You're a bit off
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>>5684023

Babe, the enema is really enough.
You don't have to do all of that.
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>>5684026

Why not? is shyness that much of a dealbreaker?
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>>5684023
inexperienced bitch

why don't you fuck yourself
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>>5684026
I graduated high school 2 years early, and I took a real (not online) IQ test and scored a 129, so fuck you, I'm logical thinker and a problem solver. I just haven't done anything with my life except for be a drug addict.
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>>5684023

I would think that solid poops are probably easier to clean out of yourself than liquid poops, which is probs what you're giving yourself with that diet
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>>5684043

>bragging about iq

LOL
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>>5684037
The shyness coupled with the whole "im a slut but i never actually fuck around" behavior is extremely off putting tbqh

The shyness itself can be actually very endearing. By itself.
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>>5684051

okay. How to cure slutty thoughts/ideas?
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OVERWATCH IS COMING BACK SOON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

get to play as my husbando soon
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>>5684058

Be a bareback cumdump for one man only
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>>5684058

>wanting to get rid of the sluttiness
>not the shyness

Anon, what are you doing
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>>5684023
Oh feelgood.
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>>5684050
It seems like you would've made fun of me for bragging about graduating high school early. High school is really meaningless.
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>>5684022
Low T faggot confirmed, crossing you off the masc top list right now.
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>>5684058
you're just sexually repressed, not 'slutty'. I'd recommend either getting laid for once in your life, or to stop calling yourself a slut.

>>5684073
same tbqh
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>>5684068

Shyness is kawaii tho

>>5684073

Bitch don't test me I will fuck you into the dirt
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>tfw bored
Superbowl takes everything good off of tv
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>>5684072

Thats not it at all. IQ is an imperfect test for measuring pattern recognition skills which is only valid on large populations, similar to BMI. Bragging about it shows a fundamental misunderstanding of its purpose, and also shows you to be an insecure jerkoff.

Although by the way I highly doubt you graduated highschool early - I am friends with one of the most intelligent guys in Britain (he is on the British International Mathmatics Olympiad team) and even he didnt graduate early, although he has had an unconditional offer from Cambridge since the age of 15.

Anyway if you really want I can dig around for my MENSA-tested results to demonstrate i am not just posting out of petty jealousy- I got 131, 1 off the 132 entry requirement, IIRC.
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>tfw the only people who call themselves intellectual or logical are complete fucking retards
>tfw the only people who call themselves sluts are the worst people to have sex with

J U S T
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>>5684079
Sure, Jan.
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I just took a MASSIVE shit and I feel really good now, like I'm completely empty of waste.

It was so big I had to flush three times. Shit, flush, shit more, flush, shit even more, wipe, flush.
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>>5684123

>tfw am wasting my youth
>tfw might never experience the feeling of mucking about with another teenager

eep
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>>5684137
both dudes in the picture are like 20+ so where did those feels come from
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>>5684104
Oh, okay. Well, the reason I'm a logical thinker is because I'm a pattern recognizer.
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>>5684123

Cuuute. <3
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>>5684137
>tfw turned 20 last month
>didn't get enough action in my teenage years with my teenage friends
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>>5684037
Just don't talk about how you're a slut if you are shy. Let it be a surprise. If you do talk about being a slut then you are not shy, just a slut. Keep the spaghetti in your pocket.
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>>5684137
iktf
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>>5684153
This tbqh
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>>5684148
I bet you work at McDonald's.
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>>5684118

I'm a dumb non-slut

>>5684123

Hush your filthy twinkhole
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>>5684153

oh i mean god knows i would never talk about it in real life

its just that its different on 4chan
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>>5683856
Wisconsin
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>>5684172
why do fem twinks such as yourself always try to bully other twinks
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uh oh
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>>5684177

I'm a masc daddy desu

>>5684179

>Lambeth Bridge bus explosion stunt for Jackie Chan film The Foreigner sparks panic in London.
>stunt for Jackie Chan film
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>>5684179
Oh boy.
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>>5684179
>>5684191
It's for a Jackie Chan film.
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>>5684189
>masc daddy
those were deported and banned from canada decades ago
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>>5683666
Satan trips confirm bisexuals are the devil.
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OKAY

So how to go about losing my stupid V-card?
How do I stay safe and find someone not too hideous?
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>>5684193
Youfs will riot tho, guv .
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>>5684207

Craigslist
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>>5684195

Um no bitch Canada is masc daddy breeding ground
>>
>>5684207
With a shot glass and some corn oil
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>>5683757
djpjm1, warning nsfw
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>>5683804
Jesus fuck
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>>5684219

Wh-what?

>>5684216

Isnt that kind of sketchy?
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>>5684217

Riley is best Degrassi queer. He'll grow to become a fine daddy
>>
>>5684207

Come over, bby
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>>5684217
lmao cmon, it's 2016, no one actually believes your lies

>>5684207
wrap a banana in some cling wrap, and put olive oil on it, and fuck yourself
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>>5684231

I thought your weenus didn't work anymore?

>>5684232

It's not the same I don't think.
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>>5684229
>ever watching degrassi
gross
disgusting
vile
repulsive
and more
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>tfw when i'm stereotypical short blond bottom
>tfw when i'm also hairy as fuck

save me please
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>>5684123
>"but no one told Jeff that Mike had a talking penis that liked to say jokes."
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>>5684235
>It's not the same
Now is not the time to be a picky bitch, especially for someone as ugly and desperate as you desu
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>>5684229

Tru

He's got that awkward weirdo look now but you can just see how when he ages he'll be full dad

>>5684232

you're just a jelly sissy slut
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Why do asians get discriminated against? Theyre way hotter than white people in my experiences
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>>5684225
forgot pic

this is what a bottom should look like boys
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>>5684179
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>>5684246
>I like to talk about what I physically look like on a learn-to-hack for dummies website called 4chan.

the real reason no one wants to fuck you is because of your
p e r s o n a l i t y
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>>5684267

1) its not 2015
2) that tweet is a fake
3) kys
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>>5684261
asians are all sub bottoms
and they aren't even good at being bottoms, they just whine the entire time as if they're being raped

asian tops dont exist

therefore, by default, white people win tbqh

also
>liking the most overrated asian
gay
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>>5684268
who said anything about fuck
it's just a chore
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>>5684272
Shhhh let me have my fun.
>>
>>5684264

you say that but i have to say that i dont think its true

everyone i talk to just wants a sissy twink ;~;
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how can I stop being paranoid about HIV?

I have decided that I will not engage in any sexual activity with a guy before we hang out/go out on dates quite a few times, and I will not have anal sex with him before I get to know him REALLY REALLY REALLY well, but that's not realistic and no fag will ever want me
>>
>>5684246
shave then hmu
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>>5683602
Shit takes a long time heck off reeeeeeeeee
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>>5684264
Pretty much this.
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>>5684264

Yass queen

but less filtered
>>
>>5684288
how do people shave everything? if you just shave around the hole it looks fucking retarded
>>
hey guys, long time lurker here.

I really like the pictures of the buffed people you guys post, keep up the good work.

However, is it only me or I'm the only one that can't find a good looking or either mentally stable person on hook up apps?
They are all ugly as fuck in my area.
>>
https://flipagram.com/f/k0Revytpqn

cute proposal desu
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>tfw might be turning straight
sorry famfam, there just isn't enough top quality sluts tbqh
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>>5684282
>wanting a sissy femboy bottom instead of a masc beefy powerbottom boytoy

>>5684291
>>5684294
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>>5684314

I can't help my waify nature, anon
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>>5684313
yasss spill that tea
slay em with ur straightness
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>>5684314
That image name has never been so accurate.
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>>5684314

That haircut means sub desu
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>>5684314
>mfw a couple like this wants me to fuck both of them
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>>5684344
that sounds awful
take your preppppp
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>>5684287
Yes. How can you stop being paranoid about getting hiv?
>>
>>5684344

Why aren't you there right now desu
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>>5684137
Teenagers are gross.

>>5684172
Make me.
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>>5684288
you're still definitely not a top
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>>5684334
yaaaaaas mawwwma
i just gotta feel my straight oats thank you laaaaaaaawd
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>>5684246
But hair is hot.
Even when I want to top I don't like perfectly shaved guys
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>>5684350
hahahh.. good question
thanks for the (you)
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>>5683841
That hair
That face
Those tits
That navel

God
>>
So is everyone here a constant liar or what
>>
>>5684349
>awful
>implying not a dream come true
>>
>>5684361
Yeah, it's a good question. Thanks for the you?
>>
>>5684357
Well I mean if I'm going for equally twinky fags one of us has to top
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>>5684372
im the only one posting legit 10/10s in this thread
you're welcome
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>>5684356

I'll hush it with my fist

>>5684375

Everyone ever posted on gaygen is 100% truth
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>>5684392
Is that Chris Pratt?
>>
>>5684353
Their days off are Monday/Tuesday. One almost came over today but he wouldn't have made it to work on time.
Now I'm off to a superbowl party, going to get serious ass tonight.
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>>5684360
i'm glad some people feel that way
i get really nervous when i'm meeting guys because i look like i should be hairless and then i'm not .... at all .....
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>>5684397
If he fused with James Franco
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>>5684383
Sounds awful, if that's your dream you have shit dreams desu
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>>5684412
I have many dreams.
They all include sex tho tbqhwy
>>
How do I put myself out there sexually?

I have literally never had a proper sexual experience. I know its not looks because, well, even Irishanon has had sex multiple times. What is it that normally leads to a sexual encounter?
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>>5684314
My brother once cut his hair that way. He thought he was so cool.

Good lord was it awful.
>>
>>5684409
Like are you bear hairy or do you just have hair?
>>5684410
10/10 guys
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>>5684429

>yfw your brother is a sub bottom

Literally the only guys I've seen with that haircut
>>
>>5684384
this conversation is very post-contemporary
>>
>>5684444

Senpai can I ask you some questions?
>>
>tfw third time this week someone has told me I dress like a spy

is it possible to be such a good spy you don't even know you're a spy?
>>
>>5684435
like, borderline bear hairy, but it's a light brown so it's not terrifying. but my butt is hairy, and my legs are RIDICULOUS. basically waist down is almost unmanageable

i'm basically a hobbit
>>
>>5684453

You just did

>>5684454

How do you dress
>>
>>5684456
You sound like my ex lol. He's this cute guy with dyed blonde hair and he's really hairy from the waist down.
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>>5683826
>tfw when you're naturally blonde, scrawny and pale as shit but with black eyebrows

I didn't ask for this.
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>>5684457
like a spy
keep up senpai
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>>5684452
Yeah, this conversation is very post-commentary?
>>
>>5684457

Senpai can I ask you 3 or 4 questions in a single post to be made post-22:20 GMT?
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>>5684466
it's just awkward, because i honestly look waaaaay too young and i attract guys who want no hair, and then i have a lot and it's like "awww that sucks"
i don't want to let people down before they even have sex with me
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>>5684473
if you wanna make love hmu (as long as you dont have hiv)
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>>5684470

But like what does that mean

Do you wear trench coats

>>5684474

You can ask

Not guaranteeing I'll answer depending desu

Y'all a bunch of doxxing hoes
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>>5684480
Yeah, I wanna make love. So I should hit you up? Why would I have hiv?
>>
>>5684484
please be honest.

i) How many friends do you have in real life?
ii) What is your job/education?
iii) Are you happy?
iv) What is your favourite breakfast?
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>>5684495
yes you should
why wouldn't you?
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>>5684484
like constantly covered up
i dont have a beige blazer though so this look isnt 100% accurate but you get the gist
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>>5684498
Yes I should. I don't know why I wouldn't?
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Are tall gays just a fairytale after all?
>>
>>5684475
Well if they really like you they'll get over the hair thing. Unless you're just hooking up with guys on grindr
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>>5684497

1. Idk like do I count people I only see every couple months or does it have to be on a weekly basis and like how close cause there are people I see all the time but I don't talk about eg sex or other more personal matters w them

2. lmao no y'all ain't getting these you stalker ass bitches

3. Sometimes

4. Leftovers desu like I get so excited when I realize I got some leftovers in the fridge doesn't even really matter what they are, could be pizza, pasta, lamb shanks, half a burger, chilli, whatever.
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>>5684512
many here claim to be over 6'2
but their images just look as if they're insecure 5'7s lmao

5'11 here so I'm content being king of manlets
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>>5684503

Looks like a fag desu

>>5684512

Tall gays exist but they aren't as noticeable bc they all have bad posture from years of low self-esteem
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>>5684516
i guess that's true
i just wish it was more generally appealing and not something to "look past" haha
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>>5684512
Yes?

6'2 Here.
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>ask friend to stop making out with his boyfriend while I'm there since I think it's rude and disrespectful

>they act like cunts to spite me

PDA is the worst
>>
How come I have never had any kind of sexual encounter with anyone?

I
>look okay
>am willing to try new things
>am young
>am not fat or anything
>have a decent number of friends

What gives?
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>>5684539
>dont fuck each other in front of me pls thx
>OMG HOW DARE U TELL ME TO NOT LOVE MY MAN

burn all gays desu
>>
>>5684510
I have no idea how you could not. You must, mustn't you?
>>
new
>>5684546
>>5684546
>>5684546
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>>5684532
>Looks like a fag desu
hopefully senpai
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>>5684541

Do you come off as a sexual type of person?
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>>5684550
early tbqh
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>>5684539

I mean what kind of making out are we talking about

>>5684541

Standards/being a pussy

Like literally anyone could have sex with a creepy oldgay literally right now if they wanted. Literally.
>>
>>5684512
I'm 5'6"
I've done stuff with loads of guys, the only tall one was an actual model
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>>5684536
What's it like bottoming for a 5'8 guy?
Curious as a guy on grindr wants to top me and he's 6 inches shorter then me.
>>
>>5684573
those 6 inches better have been fuckin placed on his dick tbqh
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>>5684526

Yeah I can see that. Is it the same on dating/hookup apps from your experience?

>>5684532

Well most people get self-esteem issues, it's not limited to us as far as I know, so that can't explain all of it, can it?

>>5684563

I mean how tall are we talking about?
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>>5684588
Yeah a majority on those apps tend to be on the shorter side. Very rarely have I been on a date with someone taller than me. Would be nice but I'm not going to force any height restrictions tbqh
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>>5683612
Sauce?
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Does anyone else have a thing for guys who share their first name? I often find myself more attracted to a guy just because he has the same name as me.
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