Will you be watching the Superbowl today? Who do you want to win?
Claim your football husbando. Tommy is mine, hands off.
Late 90s early 00s Favre ţbh. Imagine the look on my face as a little balkan queer coming to Wisconsin and all the other boys are worshiping this man. Turns out I did too but for different reasons.
Too bad the we're stuck with a closet case now
No because i am stupid. Cute shy guy I know ( and like ) asks if I like to watch football because he is looking for someone to watch it with. I tell him no I am not into football. Just met him recently so dont have his number to call and change my mind, I think I just really messed up my chance with him. Did not realize what was possibly being implied til after he left.
I kind of wanna be with friends celebrating something.
But I don't give a fuck about the superbowl.
Also, I'm on some kind of a down right now. Have music.
>tfw you look like you constantly judge others so cute guys think you hate sports
>tfw you just want to watch sports with people
>Claim your football husbando.
panthers have a lot of good looking guys. even cam newton's not bad.
luke kuechly is a qt
Sorry, I went ahead and invited him over and had to do a quick clean up since he's coming over in a few hours.
First time I called the cops on my boyfriend, he got drunk and pulled a knife on me to try and scare me.
>broke up with him temporarily before he made a bunch of bullshit promises I fell for and begged me to come back
Then a few months later I noticed the same behaviors popping up and broke up with him. He went apeshit and showed up at my apartment screaming and generally causing a scene. He topped it off by trying to punch me and when that didn't work, he threw a rock through my windshield. That was the second time I called the cops.
So yeah. Now that I think of it, I feel as if I can handle any amount of weirdness after that last guy.
I'm not a bad boyfriend just because I'm shy
>he tells me bis dont cheat
>slowly over time he keeps joking about a threesome with a girl
>never get into the idea
>eventually dumps me and then fucks a girl same night
Well at least he was right, bis don't cheat lmao
You shut your whore mouth.
I love my ex to the point of heartbreak. If he ever came back into my life, I'd marry him. No other woman has come close to holding my heart and bonding the way him and I did.
So fuck you.
At first I was wondering why those dudes looked like they were nearly failing to not laugh, then I saw the 4*12.5 weights. They probably aren't gay, just posing for a pic or something, also, that's no way to spot.
I was going to a few times, but it turns out that the requirement for a bbc is 5"
>do not want
If I'm going to fuck you you gotta have a cock almost as big as mine, I'm not really into feminine penises.
>go to a cuckold thread
>wow its so surprising everyone here is a cuckold, this must be a trait shared by all gay people
I don't, but I enjoy seeing the bf jealous/regain his possessive trait so I flirt with other guys. I'd never actually fuck someone though, and hopefully it never gets to a point where he wants me to either.
Pretty sure that anon was just exaggerating for comedic effect though.
>tfw you threaten your bf with death every time you're drunk
>tfw you do it just for fun but always feel like a piece of shit the day after
>tfw you can't quit drinking anyway
>tell rando I'm there alone because I got stood up so he feels bad for me
>falls for it, buys me loads of drinks
>we dance, make out
>after last call go to the 24/7 diner across the street, he buys me an omelette
>suck his dick in his car
>never see him again
Worst: I've repressed those memories, sorry
m8 the trend just needs to die already who thought this was ever a good idea
everyone says that shit
but no one seems to actually like it, they all wind up just going for the midgets
>tfw envious of manlets
just end this misery
the weird thing is, even in times it looks 'good', guaranteed any other color would be better than blonde
That time my girl friends dragged me to a gay club and it was closed when we finally got there
That time my girl friends got me high on something before dressing me up like a girl and taking me to a gay club where I ended up sucking a black guys cock in an alleyway. I even recorded it on my phone for some reason
>Also, where do intellectual gay men that are not sluts hang out, besides college classes?
Personally speaking, at home, at a coffee shop for 5 minutes, on public transit, and in libraries returning books. t b q h
Um, well i can tell you where I hang out. im a shy swot, but im only verse. i hope thats okay.
i spend my time:
>at open lectures (google, see if anywhere near you does them)
>at the gym
what the fuck is up with all these fags thinking everything a sign
But I like to spend a lot of time a shut in when I am not in class or at the gym trying to get single digit body fat and a deadlift about 405lbs.
I don't like meeting people or being approached, unless their really blunt about it. I hate subtly and misdirection because my loneliness betrays my desperation for fun romance.
The only thing that makes you gay is having sex with men. Fashion wear is not any factor.
I know that feel. I'm an extremely logical thinker, and I come off as straight to everyone I meet. However, I look like a little girly boy and I really like to take dick I'm just to shy to appear that way on the outside
Don't bully me for being an inexperienced bitch but
I'm getting fucked tomorrow. I've eaten barely anything today apart from digestive biscuits, maltesers, and a single crumpet. Right now I'm having creamy tomato soup. Tomorrow morning I might have weetabix with full fat milk.
I meant to give myself an enema with a showerhose, right? Will my diet this last day make that easy?
Every other time I've given myself an enema it's coincidentally been after I've eaten badly, so it's always been... not fun
Any tips in general? I'm not used to this bottom life yet and I'm almost embarrassed, but hey, anonymity
I graduated high school 2 years early, and I took a real (not online) IQ test and scored a 129, so fuck you, I'm logical thinker and a problem solver. I just haven't done anything with my life except for be a drug addict.
OVERWATCH IS COMING BACK SOON
get to play as my husbando soon
Thats not it at all. IQ is an imperfect test for measuring pattern recognition skills which is only valid on large populations, similar to BMI. Bragging about it shows a fundamental misunderstanding of its purpose, and also shows you to be an insecure jerkoff.
Although by the way I highly doubt you graduated highschool early - I am friends with one of the most intelligent guys in Britain (he is on the British International Mathmatics Olympiad team) and even he didnt graduate early, although he has had an unconditional offer from Cambridge since the age of 15.
Anyway if you really want I can dig around for my MENSA-tested results to demonstrate i am not just posting out of petty jealousy- I got 131, 1 off the 132 entry requirement, IIRC.
I just took a MASSIVE shit and I feel really good now, like I'm completely empty of waste.
It was so big I had to flush three times. Shit, flush, shit more, flush, shit even more, wipe, flush.
Just don't talk about how you're a slut if you are shy. Let it be a surprise. If you do talk about being a slut then you are not shy, just a slut. Keep the spaghetti in your pocket.
those were deported and banned from canada decades ago
So how to go about losing my stupid V-card?
How do I stay safe and find someone not too hideous?
>tfw when i'm stereotypical short blond bottom
>tfw when i'm also hairy as fuck
save me please
Why do asians get discriminated against? Theyre way hotter than white people in my experiences
this is what a bottom should look like boys
>I like to talk about what I physically look like on a learn-to-hack for dummies website called 4chan.
the real reason no one wants to fuck you is because of your
p e r s o n a l i t y
asians are all sub bottoms
and they aren't even good at being bottoms, they just whine the entire time as if they're being raped
asian tops dont exist
therefore, by default, white people win tbqh
>liking the most overrated asian
how can I stop being paranoid about HIV?
I have decided that I will not engage in any sexual activity with a guy before we hang out/go out on dates quite a few times, and I will not have anal sex with him before I get to know him REALLY REALLY REALLY well, but that's not realistic and no fag will ever want me
hey guys, long time lurker here.
I really like the pictures of the buffed people you guys post, keep up the good work.
However, is it only me or I'm the only one that can't find a good looking or either mentally stable person on hook up apps?
They are all ugly as fuck in my area.
>tfw might be turning straight
sorry famfam, there just isn't enough top quality sluts tbqh
>mfw a couple like this wants me to fuck both of them
>implying not a dream come true
im the only one posting legit 10/10s in this thread
Their days off are Monday/Tuesday. One almost came over today but he wouldn't have made it to work on time.
Now I'm off to a superbowl party, going to get serious ass tonight.
Sounds awful, if that's your dream you have shit dreams desu
I have many dreams.
They all include sex tho tbqhwy
How do I put myself out there sexually?
I have literally never had a proper sexual experience. I know its not looks because, well, even Irishanon has had sex multiple times. What is it that normally leads to a sexual encounter?
My brother once cut his hair that way. He thought he was so cool.
Good lord was it awful.
like, borderline bear hairy, but it's a light brown so it's not terrifying. but my butt is hairy, and my legs are RIDICULOUS. basically waist down is almost unmanageable
i'm basically a hobbit
it's just awkward, because i honestly look waaaaay too young and i attract guys who want no hair, and then i have a lot and it's like "awww that sucks"
i don't want to let people down before they even have sex with me
like constantly covered up
i dont have a beige blazer though so this look isnt 100% accurate but you get the gist
1. Idk like do I count people I only see every couple months or does it have to be on a weekly basis and like how close cause there are people I see all the time but I don't talk about eg sex or other more personal matters w them
2. lmao no y'all ain't getting these you stalker ass bitches
4. Leftovers desu like I get so excited when I realize I got some leftovers in the fridge doesn't even really matter what they are, could be pizza, pasta, lamb shanks, half a burger, chilli, whatever.
many here claim to be over 6'2
but their images just look as if they're insecure 5'7s lmao
5'11 here so I'm content being king of manlets
>ask friend to stop making out with his boyfriend while I'm there since I think it's rude and disrespectful
>they act like cunts to spite me
PDA is the worst
>dont fuck each other in front of me pls thx
>OMG HOW DARE U TELL ME TO NOT LOVE MY MAN
burn all gays desu
Yeah a majority on those apps tend to be on the shorter side. Very rarely have I been on a date with someone taller than me. Would be nice but I'm not going to force any height restrictions tbqh