What are you planning to do when national normie day strikes?
All non-Americans are more than welcome in this edition.
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I just want to cuddle with someone in their bed until we both slowly drift to sleep.
Is that too much to ask, gaygen?
>gayest edition ever
6 nations is this weekend. Why don't we talk about a real sport?
What a terribly stupid sport.
It's on a Sunday, right? Which means it will be Monday here.
I'll be moving in with some new roommates on Monday, I hope they don't expect me to do normie shit with them.
nah anon i feel you. but i have felt less of that recently. i'm just so numb at this point. ;~;
i know that no man will compare to my ex or my dakimakura. so i have given up, and i just have husbandos now.
panopea generosa, your new bf.
Sports were meant to be played not watched. Televised Pro sports are stupid. If you like a sport play it don't sit on your ass and watch it like a loser.
Man, it's depressing to see how much westernization has taken over the modeling business. Granted that western ideals have predominately been at the top for a good while now, but it's sad to see people of non-Caucasian ethnicities who are heralded for their Western features. Hope it changes for the better sooner or later.
A team of American and Italian researchers analyzed bivalves and found they were rich in amino acids that trigger increased levels of sex hormones.
>a sexual penis looking animal that releases sex hormones in humans when eaten
what did you mean by husbandos then?
nature is amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4
Everyone knows that Scandinavians and Slavs make the best models, I hate seeing "exotic" models shoehorned in.
Oh well, most of my favorites don't do much runway anymore. It's a shitty business, and a waste of time to worry about.
he was a "straight" guy.
met him on okc. we talked for a couple months before meeting up.
i kinda fell for him fast. he was a really smooth talker and he knew how to woo me...
he was really charming in public. he was someone i wanted to show off to my family.
and when we were alone he knew how to make all the right moves. he'd turn me around and pull me into him like it was nothing. i can still feel his arms around me. ;~;
the honeymoon phase never ended with us.
we just kept riding it.
i've never gone out with a man like him again...
i think it's because he was bi and this had been his first time with a guy.
and it had been an early relationship for me...
everything was new for both of us.
"straight" guys... never again. a lot of fun, bu too much heartbreak.
Just lay down on the floor and wait.
I'll run it over soon.
Skip it by dating online and then getting married through a visa. What's best for a Kpop lover than a K1 visa.
What the hell is this? Its like IggyAzalea of South Korea.
No, not really.
Gay marriage isn't even legal here, and children frighten me.
ehhh iktf but then i snap back into reality and realize that kids are awful money sinks and are not worth it.
but yeah marriage and kids feels hit me pretty hard these days.
We usually are afraid of looking in the mirror. You're afraid of kids because you are one.
Too many immigrants and I don't like the language.
Plus, I've always been an ameriboo.
I think it's exhausting to be with the same person. But fuck do I know, maybe it's the best thing ever. It's one hell of a commitment and you have to trust that person infinitely, though.
People with kids, especially babies, have no time whatsoever. Also, how many idiots you know pull off having a kid? It's a lot.
That sounds cute, I look forward to being an uncle, should I stay in this country.
I'm a god.
In Germany. It's probably one of the better countries to live in, objectively. You get great education, taxes are a bit higher than US and health care is mandatory.
On paper, it's amazing. But in reality, German people are scared of any change, they look at new jobs coming from stuff like YouTube with disdain.
Maybe I just think the grass is greener on the other side of the pond but I want to at least have experienced it.
On the internet, if it exists, there is porn of it. In Germany, if it exists, there is a rule, a law, a tradition about it or a societally accepted way of doing it.
I'll take mexicans and blacks over muslims any day.
>It's pseudo German
Why do you think I hate it?
where u at bb
>I'll take mexicans and blacks over muslims any day.
Me too. But I'm not given a choice.
Also say thanks to Merkel when you leave.
>Why do you think I hate it?
Don't worry we'll all be speaking arabic in a few years anyway.
This is one of the most important pieces of nightcore music ever made. It is a defining piece of art in a genre that is filled with wonders such as Angel with a Shotgun, Ravers in the UK, and of course Vamos a la Playa. It has not wearied with age, the techno beat continues to complement the nightcored lyrics. It invokes a sense of happiness and excitedness, equal to that of the great dubstep artist Skrillex and his masterpiece Bangarang. It is without a doubt that this spectacle of human creation shall continue to live on throughout humanity for all generations to enjoy.
Here is another classic, one of the first as the genre emerged in the mid 2000s. A staple in any nightcore fan's playlist, be they an enthusiast or just merely sampling the myriad wonders this genre has to offer. The fast beat makes the listener feel upbeat, with this track being one of the few used to treat depression in parts of the EU, Switzerland and Australia.
A nightcored version of Jesse Matador's winning song of the 2010 Eurovision song contest, it is equally as popular in the world of nightcore. The song took Europe by storm, with records flying off the shelf breaking previous sale records (no pun intended). The song was so popular that it infact was the inspiration for the 2015 Paris attacks committed by Islamic State, due to the Islamic anger at the song for encapsulating Western ideals. The nightcore communtiy was devastated, feeling partly responsible for the atrocities and donations were raised resulting in over $10m being donated to the victims. An act that truly shows how the nightcore family spirit isn't just for fans of the genre, but for the entire world to share in.
No, I was being general.
Think about people making a living off being a YouTuber, I think that's amazing. Most people here are scared to start something like that, create a business out of nothing.
I was just wondering, but I get you.
I know some people who scoff at the thought of turning youtube into a business and making it your primary job.
They feel superiror even though they make less money.
A lady at my first full time job insisted on playing top 40 stuff all day. I still get triggered when I hear Monster by Rihanna.
>getting a promotion going into the summer
>they want be to be working 6 nights a week
>just been offered a really nice seaside studio flat for £400 a month bills included over the summer months from a private landlord
>mfw I'm going to be saving money, living in a fine as fuck hotel, and earning more cashola than i ever have before
I'll fucking buy a bf
I'll buy 6 idgaf
Life is good
Couldn't use an iPod, unfortunately.
Thankfully, that lady only worked twice a week.
There were a couple of other shockingly annoying songs, Roar, Timber and something by Jessie J.
???? where do you live i'm moving
>i mean they are pirates after all
>tfw all they play is awful c-list dance hits of 1980-1999 at work
>tfw lip sync all the time now
>tfw no work friend to embarrass me when they catch me
>tfw lip sync completely unnoticed by anyone and everyone
Still, you sound quirky and cute. Do you have any pals at work? Maybe itll help woth the feelings of isolation... Sometimes I wish I could be isolated at work but alas, it'll never be :3
i'm gonna ask them about it lol, i'm not retarded enough to wander into a block of flats to meet a person I dont know
Ye confronted the person who sent me the pics in case it's a legit mix-up, but honestly I'm still happy, i got other offers, most of the excitement was based around the fact i'm going to be saving over 1200 a month after rent.
easier said than done
better than only numbers 70-90 of the top 100 of the mid 90s
i know shit like
and a ton of rebecca black tier pay-to-be-a-popstar shit
>tfw slept in and missed a Cryptography Olympiad i was going to use for UCAS
I think sometimes it's not apparent right away, they just stop holding it in after 5-10 years of marriage. and by that point the other spouse probably has built up a tolerance to whatever it is that annoys other people.
That and love is blind.
And love doesn't have a particularly great sense of smell either.
jobs on trees and all that and i don't drive
i'm done talking about this tho so have some more of my work playlist
Have any of you ever been seeing a gy for a few months and then he drops you through text?
I guess. She wasn't mean or anything, she's the one who put a good word in for me.
That sounds fun. I don't automatically hate top 40 stuff, it's the repetition that annoys me.
I swear they played Sex on Fire about 20 times each work day, apparently bogans really like that song.
Was that shade towards based ex-wife?
She's my queen, I strive to be more like her.
Hahahaha I think there may be a song to that effect. Yea, this makes me not want a long term relationship, then again nobody likes me like that so, success!?
Dude, you sound depressed asf. Can I hug you. Holy shit our top 40 has some throwbacks, Madonna just came on. Today is a good day.
>got an email from my agency a few days ago
>they're looking for someone who matches my description perfectly
>send them a headshot
>"Sorry we're looking for someone with more manly features"
>what's wrong with harmonist?
Foot fetishist, femchaser, suicidal, British, massive eye bags, potential pedophile.
I wouldn't ignore him though, he needs the companionship.
Yo, retard. Take off your trip and become anonymous. THAT is what you are doing wrong. If you can't shut the fuck up at least take your god damn fucking name/trip off! You stupid fucking retard.
is it wrong that I come on here as a straight dude? only gay things i've done is have my dick sucked by a few dudes in high school.
sometimes i just want a nice boy pussy to fuck, is there so much wrong with that?
harmonist reminds me of irishanon
vis a vis extreme insecurity and rage under a placid exterior of blogposting mediocrity
nothing good can come of his posts
>tfw look 16 and am into beardy 24-28 year olds
>tfw its impossible and i dont even try any more
Nothing of importance can come of any tripfag/namefag post. They all must be eliminated.
I can't really tell, but I'm guessing it's just a regular huntsman.
They're very common, not aggressive, and their bite isn't dangerous. Nothing to freak out over, even though they're huge, can jump, and have a tendency to hide behind furniture rather than spin conspicuous webs.
Parasites are much scarier.
a lot of manlets have this thing where only they can make fun of their height, as soon as anyone else does they freak the fuck out
thank god for jupp he doesn't take this shit cereal
They haven't learned
jupp is like 5'9 there's realms of manletism you can kinda be still taken seriously at that height if you're relevant or really good at something (e.g. messi, mayweather, conor mcgregor) when you're like 5'4 no one gives a shit and that weighs down a guy
i mean look at danzig he was in 2 great bands but he's like 5'3 and never lived it down, he's a fat wreck
>tfw 5'10 manlet
>tfw i look "pocketsized" and cute
>tfw i put on musclemass easily
>tfw i weigh less so can be a jet pilot and the like
>tfw i am less susceptible to fainting
>tfw i am more stable due to lower CoM
>tfw its easy to suck dicks without hurting my back
>tfw life is good
it's gr8 being the king of manlets
>but he really should stop posting under his trip
He drops trip all the time.
I think he should drop dead forever from now on.
By drop dead forever I meant he should drop dead, and stay dead forever, not drop dead multiple times for eternity.
My hope is that he doesn't come back to life by Necromancy, or other means.
Ever seen that movie, Practical Magic?
Well, I'm Sandra Bullock, SP is Nicole Kidman, and Jupp is the evil boyfriend.
>not drop dead multiple times for eternity.
It'd be a fitting end for him though.
>My hope is that he doesn't come back to life by Necromancy
I'll try not to accidentally resurrect him.
My love is back from Australia! Life is good again
was going to buy a teddy bear for luck just before i visited the Oxford people, but in the end i thought that would be too autistic so i didnt
I don't know if anyone cares but I want to share anyway.
When I lived in Vancouver a few years ago there was this dude and we both liked each other but he was going through breakup stuff and still living with the ex and wasn't able to open up to me, I don't blame him. Then I moved away (for other reasons).
We've sorta kept in touch over the years, always exchanged an email every once in a while. Then last night we had a Skype date. It was amazing. It went for 2+ hours and I didn't even realize it. We talked, laughed, jerked off, the usual stuff. It was really special. And now my head is all fucked up. I want to go visit him sometime in the next month or so, but my head is swimming with what ifs. Like if we connect as well as I think we will, should I consider moving back to Vancouver? How many visits before I choose, how long,blah blah. I don't even know right now.
>should i consider moving back to vancouver
i had/have this kinda situation with a guy and he ended up moving across the country for me and it's just bad don't do it
then again i'm bitter and jaded
>Then last night we had a Skype date
>We talked, laughed, jerked off, the usual stuff
people do that?
It sounds like it's a terrible idea. Especially if I move and then things don't work out, I just uprooted my whole life for no reason. But what if I move and everything is amazing and we get married, I think it would be worth.
I guess I'm just gonna visit a couple times and he'll come visit me a couple times and then we'll see.
I'm fucked for this exam
I haven't said anything insulting in this whole thread.
Vancouver is shit. Too expensive, getting emptier and more boring by the day as developers drive people out for new condos and foreign buyers snap them all up as investments rather than places to live, hinese enclaves everywhere. The only good things are that it's rainy all the time and the oceans and mountains are right there.
We're all dying, tater tot.
>Tbh if I hit 23 I can apply as a mature student
I left school early and applied at 20, after I'd saved plenty of money.
Entering uni by alternative methods is incredibly easy here.
I don't know.
I've literally never worn a scarf in my life, and you rarely ever see them around here. If I was in a cold part of the world, I wouldn't think anything of it.
Oh my god. The cutest guy at work gave me a ride home today. It was awkward as fuck.
He told me he is going a gay club this weekend because he has a female friend who really wants to go there and is making him go with her. He said that he knew it would be "packed with queers," but that he didn't mind it. Like, what the fuck? Was he trying to say something to me? I was so confused. (he doesn't know I'm gay btw).
We also talked about philosophy and I'm sure I came across like an idiot because I had trouble expressing my opinion on Decartes. He probably thinks I'm stupid now.
I hate myself so much.
WHEN YOU UP 4 THREE DAYS STRAIGHT AND #NOIDED AS SHIT
In either this year or next year a resurgence of meterosexual will return. It will be retro and more extreme, think femboys on hormones and jaden smith in girl clothes levels. Since the last few years have been beards and lumberjack style.
Not really, metrosexuals were always just for people who you didn't really know what the fuck they were but dressed flamboyantly - way more so than other men. It wasn't a connection to sexuality at all.
>The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis — because that’s where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are. He might be officially gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference.
>when a namefag doesn't get attention but keeps desperately trying
Hunty it was invented precisely because straight men started doing it. It's the same with lumbersexual, "dad bod" and bears.
>For some time now, old-fashioned (re)productive, repressed, unmoisturized heterosexuality has been given the pink slip by consumer capitalism. The stoic, self-denying, modest straight male didn’t shop enough (his role was to earn money for his wife to spend), and so he had to be replaced by a new kind of man, one less certain of his identity and much more interested in his image – that’s to say, one who was much more interested in being looked at (because that’s the only way you can be certain you actually exist). A man, in other words, who is an advertiser’s walking wet dream.
Like girl did you even read the article you're quoting
>learn to style your hair it looks disgusting
I need to grow it out another inch before i straighten it for super gay emo hair
I know I saw him in Mr.robot he looks like a slightly better version of mersut ozil
He looks like a whiter Bruno Mars.
Bruno Mars is Satan.
>you're not as bad looking as senpai, hitler, or 5652 so dont know why you deleted
Are you implying that those people are bad looking or that he is anywhere near them in terms of looks?
No need to be mean, but this is delusion.
I'm implying they're all fucking ugly so no need for anyone to get hurt because /gg/ is literally ugly autism central.
I mean after all, that's why a majority of us are here and not slutting it up for big bucks on instagram.