Gay General: Superbowl Preparation Edition

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I just want to cuddle with someone in their bed until we both slowly drift to sleep.
Is that too much to ask, gaygen?

>>5664420
If you're going to be a fucking Roxas poster, stop using the same fucking picture for the 50 billionth time in a row jesus FUCKING christ

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>gayest edition ever
6 nations is this weekend. Why don't we talk about a real sport?

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>>5664420

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>>5664414
>American football
What a terribly stupid sport.

>>5664425
>>5664414
Sports are boring and dumb desu

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>>5664426
what te fuck is that?

>>5664424
o-okay

>>5664414
watching the carolina panthers rek denver obviously. I have money on the game.

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>>5664414
It's on a Sunday, right? Which means it will be Monday here.
I'll be moving in with some new roommates on Monday, I hope they don't expect me to do normie shit with them.

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>>5664420
nah anon i feel you. but i have felt less of that recently. i'm just so numb at this point. ;~;
i know that no man will compare to my ex or my dakimakura. so i have given up, and i just have husbandos now.

>>5664427
I agree, but then again, I'm not big on sports in general. I still hate the culture around the Superbowl though. Probably because I have no friends.

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>>5664430
panopea generosa, your new bf.

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>>5664429
Sports were meant to be played not watched. Televised Pro sports are stupid. If you like a sport play it don't sit on your ass and watch it like a loser.

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>>5664435
another one has been corrupted to go for old mascular daddy types, instead of cute guys their own age

>>5664440
*accent of a young poor proletarian boy in 1914 London* W-what?

>>5664437
I'd have fun if i was with people who enjoyed it but i dont really understand any sprts, boring af to me
>>5664442
I can understand that. I also dont really like playing sports that much either. If it's light-hearted with friends it might be fun depending on the sport

>>5664432
Man, it's depressing to see how much westernization has taken over the modeling business. Granted that western ideals have predominately been at the top for a good while now, but it's sad to see people of non-Caucasian ethnicities who are heralded for their Western features. Hope it changes for the better sooner or later.

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>>5664440
>panopea generosa
A team of American and Italian researchers analyzed bivalves and found they were rich in amino acids that trigger increased levels of sex hormones.

>a sexual penis looking animal that releases sex hormones in humans when eaten

How convenient.

>>5664447
>5664447
a-are you talking about the pic? because kaworu is around shinji's age in appearance... ;~; idk how angels age though so you might have a point.

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>>5664456
what did you mean by husbandos then?

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>>5664455
dub dubs for truth

>>5664466
husbandos... as in like male waifus...? it's a weeb thing. sexualizing and worshiping two dimensional japanese cartoons is the only way to ward off that feel when no boyfriend.

>>5664471
tell me about your ex-boyfriend

>>5664471
I can make you 2D if you want.

>>5664468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZCzIPPSxqY

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>>5664476
nature is amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4

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>>5664453
Everyone knows that Scandinavians and Slavs make the best models, I hate seeing "exotic" models shoehorned in.
Oh well, most of my favorites don't do much runway anymore. It's a shitty business, and a waste of time to worry about.

>>5664474
he was a "straight" guy.
met him on okc. we talked for a couple months before meeting up.
i kinda fell for him fast. he was a really smooth talker and he knew how to woo me...
he was really charming in public. he was someone i wanted to show off to my family.
and when we were alone he knew how to make all the right moves. he'd turn me around and pull me into him like it was nothing. i can still feel his arms around me. ;~;
the honeymoon phase never ended with us.
we just kept riding it.
i've never gone out with a man like him again...
i think it's because he was bi and this had been his first time with a guy.
and it had been an early relationship for me...
everything was new for both of us.
"straight" guys... never again. a lot of fun, bu too much heartbreak.

>>5664475
oh baby.

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>>5664498
>oh baby.
Just lay down on the floor and wait.
I'll run it over soon.

>>5664482
I think of this every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBSkQLjOG4g

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>>5664508

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu3R3us7iHk

>into the idea of a relationship
>not into the idea of dating

time to party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54NyyS6_yos

I got paid this week! I'm rolling in the cash
How's gaygens morning going?

>>5664535
>into the idea of a relationship
>not into the idea of dating
I feel the same.

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>>5664535
Skip it by dating online and then getting married through a visa. What's best for a Kpop lover than a K1 visa.

>>5664539
It's torture m8 that's what it is.

>>5664547
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib_1ATfr8wM

>>5664414
Why does gaygen hate everything I love?

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>>5664551
What the hell is this? Its like IggyAzalea of South Korea.

>>5664556
well iggy is pretty gr8 so that's accurate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NaeaLW8CLY

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>>5664558
Um no

Anyone else thinking about marriage and kids recently? My brother just got a baby and my hormones are crazy.

>>5664554
prolly cause youre a normie

>>5664560

Like every other day

>>5664559
stay mad iggy is slaying the black population tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j7Umwfx60Q

>>5664560
>>>>>>>>>>>>>/femgen/

>>5664560
>thinking about marriage and kids recently?
Yeah, as in "I'm glad I'll never have to do that"

>>5664560
Iktf I go baby crazy every time I see my sisters youngest. Then I shudder and thank god I don't have them when I see her oldest. That new baby smell tho <3

>>5664565
>>5664569
The baby's adorable, though. But I guess it only is because I only see it every 2 weeks for 2 hours. And being married seems like a hassle, too.

>>5664564
No bully pls. It's just a thought.

>>5664579
>>>>>>>>>>>/theweakdiethestrongsurvive/

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>>5664560
No, not really.
Gay marriage isn't even legal here, and children frighten me.

>>5664551
>It's torture m8 that's what it is.
we should get together

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>>5664560
ehhh iktf but then i snap back into reality and realize that kids are awful money sinks and are not worth it.
but yeah marriage and kids feels hit me pretty hard these days.

>>5664579
>But I guess it only is because I only see it every 2 weeks for 2 hours.
Precisely.

Mention marriage and babies when you want to end your relationship but don't want to hurt the bf.

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>>5664586
We usually are afraid of looking in the mirror. You're afraid of kids because you are one.

>>5664586
I'm from Germany, gay marriage isn't legal here either. Just civil unions. I've been thinking about going to the US since last summer.

>>5664589
Yeah, once you have a kid your time management is fucked.

>>5664579
Yea they're tough full time, but as long as they're not total shitheads, its totally worth.
Marriage seems like a hassle? Why do you think that?

>>5664596
>Germany
>Going all the way to the US
That small country between you and your beach allows gay marriages you know?
They were even the first.

>>5664560
I used to think I'd never get married or want to have kids. I find myself thinking about it more and more though. Especially when I see the bf looking after his nephews.

>>5664596
If you don't have excellent time management skills, you shouldn't have kids desu

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>>5664595
Children like to bully me, especially little girls.
Are you a little girl?

>>5664596
Post wurst, klein boy.

>>5664595
>We usually are afraid of looking in the mirror.
Literally me.

>captcha: select food
>massive spider
>didn't accept

>>5664599
Too many immigrants and I don't like the language.
Plus, I've always been an ameriboo.

>>5664598
I think it's exhausting to be with the same person. But fuck do I know, maybe it's the best thing ever. It's one hell of a commitment and you have to trust that person infinitely, though.

>>5664604
People with kids, especially babies, have no time whatsoever. Also, how many idiots you know pull off having a kid? It's a lot.

>>5664602
That sounds cute, I look forward to being an uncle, should I stay in this country.

>>5664607
n-no

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>>5664607
I'm a god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZUlq0lil1w

>>5664620
It really is he looks so cute when he's playing with them. It makes me want to have one desu.

I have no idea where you live or why you want to move.

>>5664620
>Too many immigrants
Irony
>don't like the language
It's pseudo German

>I've always been an ameriboo.
Me too, but since I can't be US president I don't really see a reason to.

>>5664620
fancy that, ive always wanted german steel.
marry me, i'm super american.

>>5664628
In Germany. It's probably one of the better countries to live in, objectively. You get great education, taxes are a bit higher than US and health care is mandatory.
On paper, it's amazing. But in reality, German people are scared of any change, they look at new jobs coming from stuff like YouTube with disdain.

Maybe I just think the grass is greener on the other side of the pond but I want to at least have experienced it.

On the internet, if it exists, there is porn of it. In Germany, if it exists, there is a rule, a law, a tradition about it or a societally accepted way of doing it.

>>5664633
I'll take mexicans and blacks over muslims any day.
>It's pseudo German
Why do you think I hate it?

>>5664634
where u at bb

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>>5664620
Now now, meine kleine spanferkel. I'll treat you right.

>>5664623
You are a little girl and a bully.

>>5664646
>I'll take mexicans and blacks over muslims any day.
Me too. But I'm not given a choice.
Also say thanks to Merkel when you leave.
>Why do you think I hate it?
Don't worry we'll all be speaking arabic in a few years anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKDuIhNVLyg
this desu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Sk-sBUAFo
me @ senpai 2bh ngl

>>5664646
I have no idea I live in the UK and have never visited the USA.

sweet cherry wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gld-19Ttn2M

This is one of the most important pieces of nightcore music ever made. It is a defining piece of art in a genre that is filled with wonders such as Angel with a Shotgun, Ravers in the UK, and of course Vamos a la Playa. It has not wearied with age, the techno beat continues to complement the nightcored lyrics. It invokes a sense of happiness and excitedness, equal to that of the great dubstep artist Skrillex and his masterpiece Bangarang. It is without a doubt that this spectacle of human creation shall continue to live on throughout humanity for all generations to enjoy.

he was a sk8er boi
she said, "see ya later, boi"
he wasn't good enough for heeer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SCQyBcHeDg

Here is another classic, one of the first as the genre emerged in the mid 2000s. A staple in any nightcore fan's playlist, be they an enthusiast or just merely sampling the myriad wonders this genre has to offer. The fast beat makes the listener feel upbeat, with this track being one of the few used to treat depression in parts of the EU, Switzerland and Australia.

>>5664705
This did actually cure my depression; it made me suicidal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK7tCXPxTEE

A nightcored version of Jesse Matador's winning song of the 2010 Eurovision song contest, it is equally as popular in the world of nightcore. The song took Europe by storm, with records flying off the shelf breaking previous sale records (no pun intended). The song was so popular that it infact was the inspiration for the 2015 Paris attacks committed by Islamic State, due to the Islamic anger at the song for encapsulating Western ideals. The nightcore communtiy was devastated, feeling partly responsible for the atrocities and donations were raised resulting in over $10m being donated to the victims. An act that truly shows how the nightcore family spirit isn't just for fans of the genre, but for the entire world to share in.

>>5664705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU6WB8MhSus
needs more wine desu

>>5664646
Hey, I'm from Germany as well.
Wouldn't mind coming with you to MUERICA.

what do you mean with youtube job?
do you have a big channel?

>>5664719
Never fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread.

>>5664721
No, I was being general.
Think about people making a living off being a YouTuber, I think that's amazing. Most people here are scared to start something like that, create a business out of nothing.

>>5664724
lol 3dgVy

>>5664729
I was just wondering, but I get you.
I know some people who scoff at the thought of turning youtube into a business and making it your primary job.

They feel superiror even though they make less money.

>>5664688
stay safe nightcore ghost

>>5664733
think its more just contempt that people are so faggoty generally that they can make a full-time job out of being a faggot

btw i got a job interview tomorrow yay

>>5664746
Congratulations, you might be able to stop being a benefit-stealing drug addict and actually contribute to society instead of posting here 24/7 like you have been doing all month!

>>5664755
>contribute to society
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a joke.
The only thing I'll be contributing to is my wallet.

>>5664755
yah i know ty
idk if working in a call centre is contributing to anything tho

>>5664762
>tfw no under-achieving drug-addicted bf

I want to fix you.

>>5664764
can u lend me £120 til next thursday

>>5664764
fix me instead. i'm addicted to estrogen and don't want to achieve anything.

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>>5664771
I-I dont have any money either....

>>5664772
I can't pay for your hormones.

>>5664778
you don't have to. just help me get off of them and love me for who i am... ;~;

>>5664774
can you lend me £37 til next thursday

>>5664782
I can do that.

>>5664783
So you can spend it all on drugs?

>>5664414
At work, room full of 500+ people
Top 40 on during networking break
Trying hard not to dance but I think I got booked lip synching
>the struggle is real

>>5664787
yah

>>5664801
Apparently I'm not to listen to Katy Perry in a public setting

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>>5664801
A lady at my first full time job insisted on playing top 40 stuff all day. I still get triggered when I hear Monster by Rihanna.

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>my husbands not in the super bowl

starting to watch black sails, is there any gay relationships in there?

I mean they are pirates after all.

>>5664819
Oh god all day I'd fucking shoot myself 2bh idk how you did it... I usually use my own stuff but I slept in and forgot my iPod

need dollah t b h

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>getting a promotion going into the summer
>they want be to be working 6 nights a week
>just been offered a really nice seaside studio flat for £400 a month bills included over the summer months from a private landlord
>mfw I'm going to be saving money, living in a fine as fuck hotel, and earning more cashola than i ever have before

I'll fucking buy a bf

I'll buy 6 idgaf

Life is good

>>5664866
buy me pls ;-;

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>>5664850
Couldn't use an iPod, unfortunately.
Thankfully, that lady only worked twice a week.

There were a couple of other shockingly annoying songs, Roar, Timber and something by Jessie J.

>>5664866
>seaside studio
>400
???? where do you live i'm moving

>>5664844
>i mean they are pirates after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dysG12QCdTA

>>5664801
>tfw all they play is awful c-list dance hits of 1980-1999 at work
>tfw lip sync all the time now
>tfw no work friend to embarrass me when they catch me
>tfw lip sync completely unnoticed by anyone and everyone

>>5664903
Yeah most places don't come anywhere near that cheap. I put an ad up on a site saying what i was looking for and some ho was like "Yo email my sister she has something perfect"

>>5664910
you lucky bastard
i'm paying 500 a month to live in a storage room

>>5664884
Is this your life? Here on 4chan 24/7?

>>5664866
>nice seaside studio flat for £400 a month bills included
>nice
lmao we must have very different views on nice tbqh

>>5664921
I mean it's not a shit-hole...

http://imgur.com/a/zfjvf

>>5664916
yeah i cant believe it tbqh

>>5664924
Canadafag and I love that space! My apt is 100+ years old. I'm super jelly. Oh and I pay more than double what you pay... Fuck

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>>5664919
No.

>>5664924
>http://imgur.com/a/zfjvf
reeee
i'm happy for you tho

>>5664884
I would have quit tbqh lol

>>5664903
Wish I had a coworker like you, you sound fun :3

>>5664924
Wait I thought you said it was a seaside place?

>>5664940
that's what i thought desu, gonna email the landlord and get a viewing anyway

>>5664944
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-29137600.html

tbqh it's nice, but far from seaside friend

>>5664939
i'm not
i just make a lot of faces and talk to myself and the products under my breath because i am extremely isolated

>>5664946
ye but that ad was removed for w/e reason. Slightly skeptical but still rollin with it, there's other places for similar prices with different people, just not quite as nice.

>>5664946
Looks tiny, but nice.

>>5664947
Still, you sound quirky and cute. Do you have any pals at work? Maybe itll help woth the feelings of isolation... Sometimes I wish I could be isolated at work but alas, it'll never be :3

>>5664954
>Slightly skeptical but still rollin with it
You gonna get raped

>>5664954
There's an ad still up with same housing styling, just larger, so that's definitely the place. Unless there's something sketchy going on so who knows.

>>5664957
no
i technically have three coworkers, my mother, a 60 year old lady, and a 60 year old man, but we all work separately for the most part

>>5664958
i'm gonna ask them about it lol, i'm not retarded enough to wander into a block of flats to meet a person I dont know
>>5664960
Ye confronted the person who sent me the pics in case it's a legit mix-up, but honestly I'm still happy, i got other offers, most of the excitement was based around the fact i'm going to be saving over 1200 a month after rent.

>>5664931
I don't believe you

How are you all today?

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>>5664931

>>5664969
I haven't seen my reflection today so things are going good

>>5664965
That sounds terrible, I'm so sorry. Get a job that isn't so sheltered maybe?

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>>5664935
I did, after a year and a half.
Funnily enough, that annoying lady's husband offered me a job with half the responsibility, nicer people, and an extra $1 ph.

>>5664967
Okay.

>>5664978
Nice! Isn't it funny how often an annoying persons spouse is a sweetheart? Worlds funny like that I guess.

>>5664976
easier said than done

>>5664850
better than only numbers 70-90 of the top 100 of the mid 90s
i know shit like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLw45oAuD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqdWTeXWvOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCBIG28On0o
by heart
and a ton of rebecca black tier pay-to-be-a-popstar shit

>>5664981
That happens a lot. I think it's because you have to be a genuinely nice person to put up with an annoying/bitchy spouse for years on end, and not commit homicide.

>>5664987
oops that was meant for>>5664819

>>5664987
10/10 classics I know all this crap by heart too. They're charmingly terrible.
As for finding a new job, why's it so difficult?

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>tfw slept in and missed a Cryptography Olympiad i was going to use for UCAS

oops

>>5664990
You're def right, its just strange how it happens so fucking often. People are pussies tho they won't leave a shitty partner. I've never understood that

>>5664996
Obviously wasn't important or you'd have been up.

>>5664999
I think sometimes it's not apparent right away, they just stop holding it in after 5-10 years of marriage. and by that point the other spouse probably has built up a tolerance to whatever it is that annoys other people.

That and love is blind.
And Deaf.
And love doesn't have a particularly great sense of smell either.

>>5664995
jobs on trees and all that and i don't drive
i'm done talking about this tho so have some more of my work playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8jRfWiLHGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mowsvk3WoIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcGzLc9mgV8

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Have any of you ever been seeing a gy for a few months and then he drops you through text?

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>>5664981
I guess. She wasn't mean or anything, she's the one who put a good word in for me.

>>5664987
That sounds fun. I don't automatically hate top 40 stuff, it's the repetition that annoys me.
I swear they played Sex on Fire about 20 times each work day, apparently bogans really like that song.

>>5664990
Was that shade towards based ex-wife?
She's my queen, I strive to be more like her.

>>5665023
awww :(

>>5665023
yes

>>5665023

>have you ever been seeing a guy for a few months

no

>>5665032
I was even at his place last night /.\
>>5665037
I'm teetering from being angry and sad how do you deal with this?

>>5665041
you feel angry and sad for a while then get over it

>>5665014
Hahahaha I think there may be a song to that effect. Yea, this makes me not want a long term relationship, then again nobody likes me like that so, success!?
>>5665016
Dude, you sound depressed asf. Can I hug you. Holy shit our top 40 has some throwbacks, Madonna just came on. Today is a good day.

>>5665051
Hitler should be added on this

>>5665051
Why? I literally do not do anything.

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>got an email from my agency a few days ago
>they're looking for someone who matches my description perfectly
>send them a headshot
>"Sorry we're looking for someone with more manly features"

>>5665051
what's wrong with harmonist?

>>5665052
i'll let you hug me if you toss me a fiver

>>5665060
>"I'll wear a fake moustache if I must."
>Hired

>>5665051
>not 5652
>objectively the worst poster here

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>>5665062
>what's wrong with harmonist?
Foot fetishist, femchaser, suicidal, British, massive eye bags, potential pedophile.
I wouldn't ignore him though, he needs the companionship.

>fwb wants to come over

> asks if we can not have sex. Doesn't feel well

But I need an orgasm... I'm so horny

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>>5665053
k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLA9Vark-TI

>>5665075
sounds like it's time to play
d
t
r

>>5665073
aw, i like footfags
they're so embarrassedly perverse

>>5665075
>twf no fwb
But I'm sorta trying to get something on with my love deprived depressed crush.

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>tfw everyone thinks you're 16

being a manlet sucks

>>5665070
He's the shittiest human being on the planet, but he doesn't deserve to be on that list among actual dirt like circe and slutboi tbqh

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>>5665059
Yo, retard. Take off your trip and become anonymous. THAT is what you are doing wrong. If you can't shut the fuck up at least take your god damn fucking name/trip off! You stupid fucking retard.

>>5665078
>kills spider, spawns nightmare
I think more people are utterly disgusted by a spider than by a wormy parasite

>>5665086
>score with young teens
>nobody bats an eye
Living the life there bud.

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>>5665086
>being a manlet sucks
I don't know that feel sorry.

>>5665086
how short? iktf

is it wrong that I come on here as a straight dude? only gay things i've done is have my dick sucked by a few dudes in high school.

sometimes i just want a nice boy pussy to fuck, is there so much wrong with that?

>>5665086
Short guys are cute :3

>>5665121
>>>>>>>>>>>/femgen/ faggot

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>>5665062

harmonist reminds me of irishanon

vis a vis extreme insecurity and rage under a placid exterior of blogposting mediocrity

nothing good can come of his posts

>>5665109
>being a total annoying faggot
Sorry I don't know that feeling.

>>5665121
>>>/femgen/ you filthy roleplaying sissy

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>>5665086

>tfw look 16 and am into beardy 24-28 year olds
>tfw its impossible and i dont even try any more

>>5665131
You clearly do, you're demonstrating it right now lmao

>>5665131
Why are manlets so uptight and rude?

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>>5665130
Nothing of importance can come of any tripfag/namefag post. They all must be eliminated.

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>>5665093
I can't really tell, but I'm guessing it's just a regular huntsman.
They're very common, not aggressive, and their bite isn't dangerous. Nothing to freak out over, even though they're huge, can jump, and have a tendency to hide behind furniture rather than spin conspicuous webs.

Parasites are much scarier.

>>5665138
a lot of manlets have this thing where only they can make fun of their height, as soon as anyone else does they freak the fuck out

thank god for jupp he doesn't take this shit cereal

>>5665140
Sludgepuppy, Senpai and SilentProtagonist are ok
The problem is the attention whoring twinks

>>5665144
Jupp doesn't take anything seriously, but he really should stop posting under his trip; SP as well.

>>5665146
>implying sludgepuppy, senpai, and silentprotagonist aren't attention whoring twinks

>>5665144
you're not one of us you can't make fun of us

>>5665138
They haven't learned

>>5665144
jupp is like 5'9 there's realms of manletism you can kinda be still taken seriously at that height if you're relevant or really good at something (e.g. messi, mayweather, conor mcgregor) when you're like 5'4 no one gives a shit and that weighs down a guy

i mean look at danzig he was in 2 great bands but he's like 5'3 and never lived it down, he's a fat wreck

>>5665146
Nope. eliminate them all. Everyone must post anonymously as 4chan was meant to be.

>>5665127
>>5665133
but i'm not even into guys that dress like girls, i just like twinks

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>tfw 5'10 manlet
>tfw i look "pocketsized" and cute
>tfw i put on musclemass easily
>tfw i weigh less so can be a jet pilot and the like
>tfw i am less susceptible to fainting
>tfw i am more stable due to lower CoM
>tfw its easy to suck dicks without hurting my back
>tfw life is good

>>5665153
jupp is actually 4' 6 tbqh

>>5665146
ackshully sludge and senpai are annoying but senpai is great when he makes a thread and leaves

>>5665163
end your miserable life tbqh

>>5665163
>i'm straight i just like having sex with men


ok buddy whatever you say

>>5665152
You're all too old to be twinks desu

>>5665169
>jupp is actually 4' 6 tbqh
jupp is a literal hobbit

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>>5665166
same famfam
it's gr8 being the king of manlets

>>5665062
Cheap whores are best whores.

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>>5665150
>but he really should stop posting under his trip
He drops trip all the time.

>>5665186

lol that is not a good picture of ol' Kleppe

you should stick to the pro shoots imo
post that one with the weird smile, i like that one

>>5665186
who is kleppes friend I want him to put out his cigarette on my body

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>>5665190
He looks good in every picture, to me.
>post that one with the weird smile, i like that one
That's my favorite picture of him. It's also my wallpaper.

>>5665193
I believe that's a plastic giraffe.

>>5665180
so you think i'm the best c:

>>5665154
ever see screencaps of 4chan from 2003/2004

>>5665242
>4chan from 2003/2004
Why are you looking up images of 4chan from before you were born?

>>5665246
haha lol

>>5665142
>Nothing to freak out over
>what are women

>>5665233
Well, I don't often pay for physical contact, but yes! You da besss bb

>>5664535
the colour palette used in the video is so pleasing. I want my life to look like this.

>>5665186
That's why he should post with dropped trip forever from now on.

>>5665288
stare at the sun for an hour

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>>5665289
I think he should drop dead forever from now on.

>>5665321
Why not just drop dead once and leave it at that?
Why does he have to drop dead forever?

everyone post qt selfies

>tfw your stockings come in

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>>5665335
k

>>5665288
same
also did you know the lyrics aren't about sex even though the original song name was 'penetrate'

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>>5665326
By drop dead forever I meant he should drop dead, and stay dead forever, not drop dead multiple times for eternity.
My hope is that he doesn't come back to life by Necromancy, or other means.

Ever seen that movie, Practical Magic?
Well, I'm Sandra Bullock, SP is Nicole Kidman, and Jupp is the evil boyfriend.

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>>5665335

>>5665286
>he thinks i'm good enough to pay for
be still my beating heart

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>>5665335
me on the right

>>5665347
>not drop dead multiple times for eternity.
It'd be a fitting end for him though.
>My hope is that he doesn't come back to life by Necromancy
I'll try not to accidentally resurrect him.
Or deliberately.

>>5665348
As long as you have most of your hair and don't smoke crack I'm game.

>>5664414
Uhh gonna get together with my other friends who like football and were all gonna watch the game and have a great time

Watching the superbowl goes hand in hand with being a donald trump supporter.

only the unwashed poor masses do that.

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>>5665335

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>>5665335
My love is back from Australia! Life is good again

>>5665321
that picture made me vomit in my mouth.

>>5665367
is this your brand of comedy

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>>5665335

was going to buy a teddy bear for luck just before i visited the Oxford people, but in the end i thought that would be too autistic so i didnt

>>5665383
>5.99 pounds for those fuckin biscuits
they better be gold tbqh

>>5665388

nah its because its a "souvenir" biscuit for all the tourists

they prey on foreigners who dont quite understand the currency exchange system and think its roughly equivalent to $6

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>>5665356
No, I don't wish eternal suffering upon him. Even I have some mercy for my greatest enemies.

>>5665383
>Literally wearing a scarf and shoes
Am I dreaming?

>>5665373
Well then you better go catch it.

>>5665393
damn y'all are brutal over there

>>5665397
>that skelly with APT in the room behind him
ayy lmao

>>5665397

i could have been wearing crocs tho

>>5665397

i like the stripes. i wonder how long it will be until they come in mainstream fashion

>>5665403
nothing wrong with crocs they are fashionable just like sketchers and jncos

>>5665397
>Even I have some mercy for my greatest enemies.
That's a weakness anon. Get rid of it at once.

>>5665403
crocs >>>>>>> uggs

tbqh no debate

>>5665364
my hair grew back a long time ago will you people never let me live that down

I don't know if anyone cares but I want to share anyway.

When I lived in Vancouver a few years ago there was this dude and we both liked each other but he was going through breakup stuff and still living with the ex and wasn't able to open up to me, I don't blame him. Then I moved away (for other reasons).

We've sorta kept in touch over the years, always exchanged an email every once in a while. Then last night we had a Skype date. It was amazing. It went for 2+ hours and I didn't even realize it. We talked, laughed, jerked off, the usual stuff. It was really special. And now my head is all fucked up. I want to go visit him sometime in the next month or so, but my head is swimming with what ifs. Like if we connect as well as I think we will, should I consider moving back to Vancouver? How many visits before I choose, how long,blah blah. I don't even know right now.

>>5665431

Literally blogposting. Why don't you set up a tumblr or a livejournal page and vent about things there?

>>5665431
>should i consider moving back to vancouver
i had/have this kinda situation with a guy and he ended up moving across the country for me and it's just bad don't do it
then again i'm bitter and jaded

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>>5665431
>Then last night we had a Skype date
>We talked, laughed, jerked off, the usual stuff
people do that?

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>>5665403
A step up from your "mum's" hideous shoes.

>>5665420
Well, some suffering would be nice.
I'm too tired to fantasize about this right now. The sun's starting to rise, therefore my powers are weakening.

>>5665446
>The sun's starting to rise, therefore my powers are weakening.
Close the blinds.

>>5665428
Did I touch a nerve? I don't know you or what you look like.... I haven't been here more than a few months.

>>5665431
>should I consider moving back to Vancouver?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was with you until you said this. Goddamn

>>5665455
i shaved my head last summer
it was bad

>>5665438
It sounds like it's a terrible idea. Especially if I move and then things don't work out, I just uprooted my whole life for no reason. But what if I move and everything is amazing and we get married, I think it would be worth.

I guess I'm just gonna visit a couple times and he'll come visit me a couple times and then we'll see.

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>>5665335
I'm fucked for this exam

>>5665442
no one actually does it tbqh
skype is horrendously public
might as well save all your nudes to the icloud with the password set to 123 while we're at it famfam

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>>5665451
They are closed.
When I lived at home, I covered my windows with aluminum foil. It was really nice.

>>5665477
Do your best!

>>5665486
Your insults are shit these days bully kun

>>5665442
Yeah, I've done that before.

>>5665477
that's what i said last week but i got passing grades in all of them and my GPA only dropped by like .05

you can do it, are you in uni yet

>>5665502
With the meme being I failed high school and have to repeat
I'm gonna go with no I ain't mate

>>5665514
good luck mashed taters I hear if you fail for the third time they just automatically give you the paper tbqh

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>>5665497
I haven't said anything insulting in this whole thread.

>>5665514
i don't keep up with any memes but listen you'll be fine

>>5665520
Are ... are you dying?
I hope you get better soon kun
>>5665519
Me too
Tbh if I hit 23 I can apply as a mature student and my results don't matter
Tis a waiting game
>>5665526
Thanks bud, but it's physics and I'm shite

>>5665431

Vancouver is shit. Too expensive, getting emptier and more boring by the day as developers drive people out for new condos and foreign buyers snap them all up as investments rather than places to live, hinese enclaves everywhere. The only good things are that it's rainy all the time and the oceans and mountains are right there.

>>5665542
>senpai will literally never drag you into the hudson bay
feels bad man when are you going to get over your twink phase tbqh

>>5665086
>>5665134
Hey bb.

>>5665397
>>Literally wearing a scarf and shoes
Speaking of scarves, how safe is it to assume a guy wearing a fashionable scarf is homo?

>>5665565
Not safe at all. Majority of guys wear them these days unless you live where it doesn't get very cold

>>5665549

That's like 2500km away from me...

>>5665565

Scarves are normal lol

>>5665574
start the hike tbqh

>>5665586

start the boypussy posting first desu

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>>5665529
We're all dying, tater tot.
>Tbh if I hit 23 I can apply as a mature student
I left school early and applied at 20, after I'd saved plenty of money.
Entering uni by alternative methods is incredibly easy here.

>>5665565
I don't know.
I've literally never worn a scarf in my life, and you rarely ever see them around here. If I was in a cold part of the world, I wouldn't think anything of it.

>>5665565
Scarves, like cute socks are for normies now too... Fuck this world

>>5665590
I'll send you one every 500km

>>5665570
>>5665579
>>5665591
Good do know.

It gets cold as shit here. The only people I ever see wearing scarves are fashionable metro sexual types and occasionally sports fans wearing team colored scarves.

>>5665591
Well lucky you, I have to do subjects I hate to have a glimmer of getting in pre 23

>>5665477
see
>>5665140

>>5665598

Not worth it

>>5665599
yeah metrosexuals are straight now and dress flamboyantly
all the good gays dress like straights
its a twilight world i'll tell ya what

Kill all tripfags/namefags.

>>5665603
You can suck it
>>5665612
You can too , buddy

>>5665607

Metrosexuals were always straight

That's like, what the word was invented for

>>5665612

anon vs trip/namefag war when

>>5665612
Don't worry, they all kill themselves anyways tbqh

Oh my god. The cutest guy at work gave me a ride home today. It was awkward as fuck.

He told me he is going a gay club this weekend because he has a female friend who really wants to go there and is making him go with her. He said that he knew it would be "packed with queers," but that he didn't mind it. Like, what the fuck? Was he trying to say something to me? I was so confused. (he doesn't know I'm gay btw).

We also talked about philosophy and I'm sure I came across like an idiot because I had trouble expressing my opinion on Decartes. He probably thinks I'm stupid now.

I hate myself so much.

>>5665599
Buy a scarf, biscum. I have a cute Harry Potter one that's surprisingly warm, I started using it when I was living out in the really cold parts of the plains.

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WHEN YOU UP 4 THREE DAYS STRAIGHT AND #NOIDED AS SHIT

>>5665624

>He said that he knew it would be "packed with queers," but that he didn't mind it.

Should've been like "I bet you'd like to be packed with queers too, maybe I can held you start"

>>5665607
In either this year or next year a resurgence of meterosexual will return. It will be retro and more extreme, think femboys on hormones and jaden smith in girl clothes levels. Since the last few years have been beards and lumberjack style.

>>5665618
Not really, metrosexuals were always just for people who you didn't really know what the fuck they were but dressed flamboyantly - way more so than other men. It wasn't a connection to sexuality at all.

>The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis — because that’s where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are. He might be officially gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference.

>>5665630
He can't be gay though

There is no way

When he mentioned that club my knees went weak though

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>>5665335
kk

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>when a namefag doesn't get attention but keeps desperately trying

>>5665607
>i'll tell ya what
kek
>>5665624
>I had trouble expressing my opinion on Decartes
What is your opinion on Descartes?
>>5665625
I think I own a couple, my mom's a big knitter. No idea where they are right now though.

>>5665647
serving chemotherapy realness

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>>5665647

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*OFFICIAL TIERS OF CUTENESS*
>>5665383
1st
>>5665626
2nd
>>5665647
3rd
>>5665342
4th
>>5665372
no offense, you're going to be in last place every time

>>5665624
> I had trouble expressing my opinion on Decartes. He probably thinks I'm stupid now.
Yeah honestly that's some preschool shit famfam nothing more than memes at this point

>>5665635

Hunty it was invented precisely because straight men started doing it. It's the same with lumbersexual, "dad bod" and bears.

>For some time now, old-fashioned (re)productive, repressed, unmoisturized heterosexuality has been given the pink slip by consumer capitalism. The stoic, self-denying, modest straight male didn’t shop enough (his role was to earn money for his wife to spend), and so he had to be replaced by a new kind of man, one less certain of his identity and much more interested in his image – that’s to say, one who was much more interested in being looked at (because that’s the only way you can be certain you actually exist). A man, in other words, who is an advertiser’s walking wet dream.

Like girl did you even read the article you're quoting

>>5665647
-boring insult-
>>5665660
My opinion on Descartes is seeing is believing
Jk that's a really poor Descartes joke it'd have to be thinking is believing

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>>5665600
I did a two hour exam to test things like critical thinking etc..
Still had to do pretty well, but it beats months of studying.

>>5665624
>We also talked about philosophy
Red flag.

>>5665619
Since the dawn of time.

>>5665666
BRING ME THE AXE.

>>5665666
Uncanny.
Know we know what 5652 would look like in drag.

>>5665626
Learn to style your hair it looks disgusting.

Also stop attention whoring.

>>5665668
lmao you realize 4th isn't someone who actually visits this cesspool

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>>5665680
>learn to style your hair it looks disgusting
I need to grow it out another inch before i straighten it for super gay emo hair

>>5665342

Is this the straight equivalent of gayface? He just looks so punchably straight to me. He's probably a gay for pay porn actor but still. How horrible.

>>5665674
I'd much prefer that desu
I was considering doing the medical test to become a doctor here just to see if I'd do good

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>>5665641
10/10 would hold hands with

>>5665647
pls b in london

>>5665692
He's gay. How catty are you fatso lmao

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>>5665670
>>5665635

>>5665668
>5652 not ranked last

Rami Malek is so god damn ugly why do people keep saying he's hot he looks like a nervous frog

>>5665706

Butthurt

>>5665715

Yass hunty

I don't spend enough time being gay and drunk with my friends

>>5665723
Nervous frogs are cute

>>5665723
huuuuunnnnnny
being so bitter all the time isn't going to make you attractive

>>5665647
Qtpi pls b mine

>>5665725
At least you have friends...

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>>5665723
I know I saw him in Mr.robot he looks like a slightly better version of mersut ozil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKERH-EBDgc

why are american accents the hottest thing ever? ^_^

>>5665727

Incorrect.

>>5665729

Please, my bitterness just makes me like dark chocolate. Delicious, preferred by connoisseurs, avoided by plebs.

>>5665661
that joke doesnt work when u can see my hair you faget
>>5665701
w-will you be my bf
>>5665721
haters please form an orderly queue
dont give any fucks t b h

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>>5665723
He looks like a whiter Bruno Mars.
Bruno Mars is Satan.

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>>5665723
his twin brother is cuter

>>5665737
Why the fuck is that sperg making fun of the one true god Tila? Fuck him hope he dies asap tbqh

>>5665732

I'll be your friend.. </3

>>5665750

That poor guy makes me feel sad

You can just see in his eyes that he doesn't love himself

>>5665746

Oh geeze, yeah.