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here for the canadian men
canadian fems can just roll into lake ontario already
Copypasta from last thread
Tbh, twinkish looking guys aren't THAT terrible. But the problem is that the look doesn't last much longer past adulthood, and during the years it does you deal with more fickle younger guys. Once you get to 30 then...well look at /femgen/. It's an extreme case but you have dudes that are "men but taking hormones to stay twinky and youthful". It's pretty odd. There's also a disturbing tendency of guys into that type that lose interest in them when they hit 27 or so. I've seen it happen a few times and heard of it happen a lot more.
A more masculine look ages much better. The gym look especially can last a man into their 40s, 50s, and even beyond if they take care of themselves. There is no gay death for a guy who embraces their masculinity.
I say this as a 26 year old who stands on the twink/otter threshold. Im pretty ok with how I look but I've always admired guys with a more masculine aesthetic. And so I lift and eat now. I'm interested in seeing where this takes me.
I think he's talking about Fujin.
I'm probably closer to Squall irl though.
>I'm probably closer to Squall irl though.
yeah ok lmao
Eh..I only like young men. Sweaty/Hairy guys are always 25+ and weird.
To be clear its not just muscle that turns me on. Otters, bears, slimmer but nore masculine guys. Honestly even a dose of faggotry in a guy is far from a death knell. Hell, I'd possibly be into a real life version of Haru from "No, Thank You!. Probably because he shares many of my likes with men.
I just go by what I see when it comes to twinks and fems. It's not a good long game to be ONLY into them. I hope you plan to make money and ideally go muscle daddy mode so you can be a daddy. Or be into slim 40 year old twinky guys.
im not into fem guys though, if it was called twinkgen I'd happily go there
>"good morning sweety, I'm making you breakfast"
how do you respond, /gaygen/?
*grabs him by the back of his head and kisses him intensely*
>dat fem ass
>dat masc wife beater
my boner is confused
And you also like twinky bois?
Please don't ephibi/pedo.
someone asked me what kind of normal dudes I'm into
This is what I mean
my type: deathly pale twinks with a lustful glint in their eye
So, basically the nerdy types? That sounds just about what you're describing. A lot of them come off slightly fem because they lack that sort of social aggression tbqh, but they're not femtwinkb8
I don't know that feel.
See thats way to fem for me, where the twinks at!
>think tons of chicks are hot
>jerk off to straight porn all the time
>every other week I see a guy and think 'He's pretty cute/hot'
>every other month I shove shit up my ass and jerk off to gay porn
So am I bi or just mostly straight or what? For the record I could see me dating a guy, but my end goal is to be a father so being in a gay marriage is kind of out of the picture for me.
where is he /gaygen/? and why isn't he there with you?
>be in my 20s
>be kissless virgin
>see gay teens on tumblr posting kissing vids and selfies with their boyfriends
>suddenly realize all I missed out on because I didn't embrace who I was in HS :(
Now you're just pretending to be drunk for attention.
Please go back to the tranny asylum.
omg tell us about your first time
how old were you?
You know why this works? People usually think one of them is a girl who has small boobs that aren't noticable. If these two were older people would be freaking out in public.
I am sick of being a fucking homosexual. Fuck this pathetic shitty marginalized life.
I don't want to be alone in my 40s. I don't want to have a fragile relationship that will eventually end like pretty much all gay relationships do.
I hate this shitty life that nature has sentenced me to live for no reason. Why the fuck me? There are no gays in my family and everyone around me despises homosexuals. These people will turn their back on me as soon as they find out I like to sit on dicks, and I will be left alone with no support system whatsoever.
I also hate you guys. Look at how pathetic you faggots are, posting retarded, futile shit. I refuse to be one of you. I will not be one of you. Fuck you fuck oyu fuck you
It gets easier when you grow up, anon. Don't fret.
I just want a bf I can be myself around. I don't think that will ever happen. Like I always have walls up. My parents never hugged me or cried in front of me. I've never learned to truly open up with anyone in my life. I feel weak if I do.
>I am sick of being a fucking homosexual
At least you're not an UNFUCKING homosexual.
Have you ever dated or hooked-up with a military guy?
look out guys we got ourselves a 12 year old rebel here
>have fantasy where I'm fucked by a group of muscular and sweaty Mexican construction workers
Thank you for this.
Hmm.. military in the USA make $12-13/hr starting out (more if they already have their bachelors and join) + they get free healthcare benefits + their pay increases by $250-1000 per year/rank + free place on base + compensated for food + once they're in a 2-4 years they can live off the base and have their apartment/home mortgage paid for by the military. You can easily save up money in the military. My dad was in 20 years and he had half a million saved up the time he got out + he gets $2000+ per month automatically until he died because hes retirednow.
go die faggot
I had this problem too, I could not open up to anyone. Every problem our family had was swept under the rug as a kid and never spoken of again (and there was a lot of problems).
Then I tried psychedelics, realized how stupid my emotional problems were and how silly it was to dwell on my past. I used to hate my childhood but now I realize I wouldn't change it for the world because it made me who I am and I like that.
I'm a 20 year old Gay boy and I've been talking to this guy that's about 30 and I really really like on grindr for a month now. We finally hung out today and met each other for the first time. It was amazing. He's so fucking SEXY omg he's beautiful. He's my exactly type of guy: tall muscular masculine top. I'm kind of the opposite. I'm really skinny and slim, short, kind of fem and nerdy...anyway this guy that Ive been talking to is like my dream guy. He's so hot omg.
Weve been talking for a month and like I said we finally got to hangout today after class. He picked me up from school i got some weed we smoked from his bowl and then we were gonna go back to my place and Netflix and chill.
I've been anticipating meeting him for so long and I was so horny so we started hooking up on the way to my house. I couldn't keep my hands off of him and he loved it. Anyway we pull up to my apartment and all of a sudden he says he doesn't wanna come in. He was like just blow me in the car...I really wanted him to come in and honestly I was kind of upset that he didn't wanna come in but I wasn't trying to show it. I kept asking to come in and he said no and he was getting kind of pissed because he said he had work. He was gonna pull away but then I was like no wait I'll suck your dick...and I did.
We both said goodbye to each other and I went back inside. It seemed like everything went really good. I was disappointed he had to leave but it was cool I liked sucking his dick and he's so fucking hot I don't regret it at all and I would do it again. Anyway I was so fucking high when I went back in my house and horny and I sent him some XXX pics on grindr and I said have a goodnight...and then he blocked me! I have no idea why and idk wtf I did because I really thought we both had a good time and he said he would like to chill again soooo idk what happened.
I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you, Dusty Daddy.
I really like this guy and I know it sounds crazy since we only hung out once buy I'm honestly so fucking upset and sad over this. I feel like I was used and now he's never gonna wanna talk to me again. But I do still like him and some people might think this is crazy but desu if he did message me again and wanted to chill I would def blow him or let Him fuck me. I was gonna let him fuck me tonight and I wasn't even gonna ask him to wear a condom. He didn't wear a condom when I blew him (who wears condoms during blowjobs lol) and idk I'm a little worried now. I need to go get checked but I have no health insurance. No job, just quit to attend school full time and the last time I was checked was in July.
Anyway like I was saying if he hit me up again I would still chill again because I like him so fucking much. He's sooooooooooooo fucking BEAUTIFUL omg even his SMELL was driving me crazy its insane. Tbh even though I like him I knew our "relationship" wasnt gonna go anywhere. He's dl and idk if he's married or he has a girlfriend but I think he does and he has kids because there was like Dr suesss books in the backseat lol. I wasn't expecting him to like be my boyfriend but even like a friends with benefits hookup regular thing would have been so hot but I guess that's not what he wants :(
i was gonna make another profile on grindr just to ask him why he blocked me but idk is that creepy? Idk what to do. I honestly feel fucking depressed right now and I'm sitting here high as fuck listening to Mariah breakup songs wishing this guy would talk to me. I feel like such a fucking loser
Tldr: hooked up with a guy I really like and he blocked me after the first date. No idea why
I hope not.
They are a sub genre of homosex
They go on a tangent opposite to femboys.
Pic something simple I drew up.
(Not completetly accurate and does not have all of their actual grouping names )
Nothing creepy about any of my fetishes
It's 12:50 on my schools party night, and I'm bored. Wat do?
>Fagy pup mask
>Fagy beta watch
>No chest hair
In a masc men bear hairy thread
Illuminati controls fags too
>Come out to a friend I still keep in touch with from high school
>And the pope is catholic
He didn't really seem spiritual when we hung out so it's weird for him to tell me to seek out religion
Because we're fags, you slobby shit-stain. There isn't some unspoken law dictating the types we're attracted to. If they have a penis, and don't identify as a tranny, they're men. It's not rocket science.
Who cares. Whatever.
Most vers/top guys understand that being top potentially involves getting shit on your dick, and if they whine about it, it's because they're idiots, plain and simple.
Baby wipes come in handy for emergencies (idk where you're from but I know in the US they don't have bidets). Also enemas are terrible for the intestine walls, they irritate them and makes it easier to get hurt, tearing, etc.
As long as you don't have irritable bowl and try and go to the bathroom some time before you should be fine.
>Little Brother wants to go camping
>needs a water bottle
>finds you enema "this will do"
> fills with water
>mfw I want anal but no enema
> brother wakes up and drins some water
>spits it out and says*man this water tastes like ass*
>a few years ago
>don't have a dildo
>want to try anal stimulation
>look for substitutes
>find a nice spatula with a rounded handle
>cover it with plastic wrap and vegetable oil
>throw away the plastic
>spatula didn't smell bad so I didn't wash it-my mom washes them every week even if they're not used
>The next day she makes lasagna and serves it with the spatula that has been in my ass the day prior
Well I know what I'm doing tonight...
because everybody on here s fundamentally broken
as you spend more time here you will spot the cracks in various poster's pysche, and you will come to dislike every poster in their own special way as you come to realise that literally everybody here is a bad person.
Therefore there is no guilt assossiated with "baiting the bear", so to speak.
That is a much more complete argument that some vague "youre just insecure" argument - that kind of catchall reasoning is more befitting of a high schooler than anything else.
how am I "straight pol"
im a left-wing gay dude who likes sucking dick
lol are you just pulling random adjectives out of your ass?
Boys feet are qt. I think it's a pretty vanilla fetish though.
>tfw dry blotchy skin, so even if i put in the pain and exertion to lose weight i'll still look gross
and no, moisturiser just makes my skin shiny in an oily gross way -- it doesn't seem to sink in
and then you see shit like this on his twitter and it kills my boner instantly.
I think all the conservative daddies I fucked are rubbing off on me.
Yeah it's pretty hard to find decent foot porn.
Mine too, but he doesn't know he's my bf!
He could still be home and killed himself. That's where most people do it; in the comfort of their own home.
You could set him up for a surprise. Drunken night feel up or maybe catch him in a moment of depressive self-loathing and use your charm to lure him to the gay side. I say do the latter and if that fails try the former.
Someone here recently jumped in front of a train while holding a baby.
Luckily, I don't need to catch public transport very often.
And what's your solution eh? Oh nothing just as I thought. You are worthless and bring nothing of value to this thread. FUCK OFF
You're way too serious to be peddling on 4chan kiddie. I think you need to go back to 4th grade where you belong.
You're the serious one buttmuncher. I think you really need to quit coming to 4chan. You seem to think people here care about you or what you say. This is an anonymous board mang, treat it like one.
>tfw rustled homophobic older brother's jimmies today
not even 7 in the morning yet and i'm feeling like it's gonna be a good day, gaygen. ;~;
wish you the best with everything you do today, m8s.
he made a comment on my shirt
i like wearing really long t-shirts with leggings and he said something like "that shirt looks a little big on you. assuming it's a pajama shirt though.
and i was like "nah, i just like wearing these because it feels like a dress." and i did a little twirl. and he was visually shaken and booty bothered. it was nice. i made a smug smile and left.
Sounds retarded. I think you're retarded. Your brother thinks you're retarded. Therefore you must be retarded.
Tripfags and namefags must kill themselves for being so retarded.
my brother listens to five finger death punch and blink 182 unironically. ;~;
he has a bachelors in psychology but is currently unemployed... he just mooches off of his dad and my mom.
i'm pretty sure he has some sort of developmental disability. so even if he does think i'm retarded, no one would take it seriously. ;~;
that you niq? >->
Good one problem at a time. Soon after you can drop your tripname and join the anonymous again. Since this is an anonymous website. Being a tripfag is stupid and you must reevaluate your life here on 4chan.
You're intelligence is lacking. Try harder faggetron.
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