LesGen Baking Edition

holy jesus why don't i have a wife like that ;_;

>>5656442

because autism?

>>5656410
she's gonna get a yeast infection

>>5656442
Most of the women I've been with, I won over because of food. Baking is just fun, it's pretty much entirely mindless. You have to be dull as a sack of rocks to mess it up. The techniques are just too old and well-described. Sadly, no one has ever seen me cooking for them and just taken me right in the kitchen while the food just burned. My most heart-felt fantasy.

>>5656506
You are funny, but ridiculous.

>>5656525
Are you fat or what.

>>5656539
Kind of spoopy if we're being honest, but it surprisingly doesn't chase too many people off.

>Put soy sauce on your steak, A1 a shit.
>Put old bay in the water you boil your instant mac and cheese in.
>Off brand cheetos are better than name brand cheetos.
>Fruit can be a chaser too.

I promise I am actually a very good cook. What does it matter if I'm not a lesbian, not enough people cook.

>>5656410

Watch The World Burn pasta

ingredients:

1 bottle of wine,
1 serving of sauce
1 box of pasta
salt

Boil pasta and prepare the sauce. When the pasta is done, drain and serve with the sauce. After, pour wine directly on pasta/sauce mixture in proportion to your ability to cease to give a shit about humanity, add salt to level of saltiness.

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>>5656525
Same. So many people don't know how to cook that if you do it's instantly amazing.

I learned cooking stove top first than I learned baking on my own via internet.

Looking back I'm really grateful to my mom. She didn't even graduate high school so she thought a lot of school was just some bullshit that wasn't gonna prepare me for life. She taught all of us how to cook and fix cars and how to take care of a house and work shit like chopping wood and digging holes and laying cement and setting doors and windows and how to fix a wall. Then just every day things like I had to do my taxes after my first job at 15 and how to set up appointments and use the phone professionally and personal banking and all that shit.

It freaked me out to go to college and see a lot of people didn't know shit I thought of as obvious. Saw people fuck up boiling rice and doing laundry. And so many people are such pussies about just picking up the phone or writing an email to figure out information they need.

Anyway now I'm much better at cooking than my mom. She always treated it as another chore to do but I actually enjoy it. I just made chili with chickpeas today. Gonna bake some blueberry coffee cake later using this recipe: http://www.davidlebovitz.com/2015/04/coffee-crumb-cake-recipe/ Easily best coffee cake recipe I've used, fruit if you want, I sub whole wheat flour, but try it just as the directions say and it's great like that.

>>5656410

Mom made it a point to teach us (my little brother, little sister and I) all how to cook. Every week she'd have one of us go through one of her cookbooks, pick a recipe we thought would be nice, and then we'd go get the ingredients next time she shopped.

Whoever picked the recipe made the main course, she helped with side dishes or taught us how to do the more complicated or delicate work. It was a system that worked extremely well - a few months of practice and we each developed our own niches.

Sister specialized in deserts, brother aced in stews, and I mastered the pastas.

Mom was damn sure to tell us the old cheesecake recipe, though.

>>5656581
Is this trolling? It's just so lacking in self-awareness that I can't be sure.

>just bought cute new apron
>no qt wife to bake for after her long day of work
>will never surprise her by wearing only the apron when she gets home
What's the point?

>>5656820
Would you ask her if she wants to take a bath first? Or if she wants dinner first? Or if she would like you instead?

This is going to sound awful but I just have to get it off my chest. Transbians have ruined being a lesbian for me. I love girls and only girls but the thought of being a part of the lesbian community or being thought of as a lesbian disgusts me now because of them. At the same time I'm sure there are many nice mtfs and I wish them the best.

>>5656849
>giving a shit about the lesbian community or whatever
For what purpose, minority communities are awful. You should hate transbians for being annoying hons that feel like anime girls.

>>5656849
It's ruined a lot of the online lesbian community for me but irl I've never met one and it's never come up so idgaf.

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>>5656828
Of course! What kind of wife would I be otherwise?

>>5656881
Please marry me.

>>5656887
At least buy a girl dinner first.

How do i stop lusting after 35-50 year old women who havent let themselves go?
If i cant, how do i even convince one to date me?

>>5656917
I will buy you whatever you want, my honey.

since youre talking about marriage, do any of you know any girls who are or have been married? my gf and are engaged now and using terms like fiancee feels weird since ive never met another married couple that wasnt het. doesnt help that were young i guess

>>5656865
>>5656880
I had a group of mostly lesbian friends that I hung out with. A transbian joined the group which was fine with me. I didn't really care as it was just us hanging out. The problem was that she was super into social justice stuff and she made everything sexual. She would sometimes joke around about stuff like me sitting on her face. Even if the cis lesbians did that I would feel uncomfortable. She also had the typical transbian look where she didn't look super masculine but her face still resembled a guy.

I know I'm being a bitch but it's not just her, I've encountered a lot of them online and it's gotten to the point where I don't even want to be lesbian anymore because being associated with them disgusts me.

>>5656938
I do that sort of thing and I'm cis. I'm not into social justice stuff at all, though I do despise authority and unironically refer to cops as pigs which annoys some girls. I just really like sex, it's fun. The only two transbians I know irl are pretty low key about sex and being trans in general, though they both pass really well, they end up dating down a lot because so many lesbians have issues with transbians.

I feel really bad for girls who look a little masc though with trans people being covered more, my sister is admittedly very attractive but somewhat frequently has people "clock" her as trans because of her really obvious adams apple and things like her nose or hands.

>>5656938
Most people associate transbians with AGP straight men anyway, so don't worry.

I love baking. I just moved house and still need to get used to this oven though.
I wish I had my mum teach me how to cook/bake. She was at work constantly and I only learned by watching other people cook on tv mostly.

One week it's milfs, next week it's school girls, then black chicks, why can't I just settle on a preference?

Not baking related at all but has anyone ever gone to a rope/bondage class? I'm really thinking of going to one this month, because I'm too afraid to tie myself up, in case I die. But it sounds like it's more couples leaning, although they sell individual seats as well.

This wouldn't be an issue if I had a girlfriend to lovingly choke me.

Love cooking. Love baking with my youngest brother too. He's 9 and just learning, gets really enthusiastic about it and it's great.

Recipe-wise, I'll always recommend chicken with peaches. Bake chicken in a tray filled with peach slices and juice. Comes out lovely.

>>5657019
So are you into pretty much anyone then?
Not really a downside.

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>tfw you suddenly become aware that nothing is like in yuri and want to die

>>5657068
Transbian pls leave.

>>5657052
What city? I actually teach a bondage class for people around the campus my gf goes to. Tying yourself up can be dangerous, though there are safety precautions you can take to reduce that. Most of the people who come to me are couples, but some single people do as well. I usually group the single people together, but sometimes that doesn't work for whatever reason and in that case I help them myself. You can't really lose anything by going once so you might as well try.

>>5656938
People vary. Best friend's a transbian and she's the sweetest girl I know. She's closeted, pretty much only out to me, and she's got her issues (makes sense, she's gone through some shit) but she's still lovely despite it.

Oftentimes the behaviour you keep seeing might be a response to having gone through shit -- they feel like they can be inappropriate around you and no one else, which makes it seem disproportionate.

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>>5657070
No, not a transbian. Real relationships are awfully formulaic.

>>5657079
>Yuri relationships are awfully formulaic.

>>5657074
Philadelphia. Yeah, I know tying yourself up can be dangerous, which is why I've never tried. But I thought going to a class might be fun to try. I'm hoping there will be enough other single people around. It's a week after Valentine's Day though, which might be bad timing. Wish a girl was teaching it too.

>>5657087
So much for singling out the cute lesgen girl. I've been thinking about putting up some of my classes on youtube and including sections about self bondage but idk if I want to plaster my face online like that. There will probably be at least one other single person there, but then sometimes that doesnt happen. The instructor should have something planned, assuming he's worth anything. There'd probably be more single people a week after, puts people in the mood to go out and meet. I've only known one other dominant woman who was interested enough in kink to be good enough to teach a class and she dropped it because of her vanilla normie gf. pretty much all guys.

>>5657086
They aren't, though.
>tfw you will never fall in love with your childhood friend and have your feelings corresponded
>tfw no borderline incestuous relationship with your sister
>tfw no onee-sama to be "no homo" with
>tfw no female-only alien race gf
>tfw no cool interdimensional police gf
>tfw no mecha musume gf
Fuck, why is real life so shit; the only choices you get are neurotic SJWs potheads, fat lards or some tranny.

>>5657124
Or some nice girl who's into video games, but since she's not an autist, has a job, takes care of herself and looks like a straight girl, everyone assume she is one.

>>5657124
maybe you should try and date people who arent sjw's, potheads, fat, or trans if those things bother you. theres a really simple formula for it. when you start dating, go and ask if they smoke pot. ask them about what they think of some sjw issue. ask them if theyre trans if you suspect, and maybe just avoid fat people. and suddenly youll find you arent dating the kind of people you dont like.

>>5657148
Gaymer gurlz are trash, regardless if they truly like/enjoy videogames or whatever. People into videogames are simply disgusting.

>>5657151
Impossible.

>>5657107
If you do end up making self bondage demo videos, maybe you could only film yourself from the neck down? I don't know how difficult that might be, though. Still, I think I'll try out the class, if I'm the only single there, it probably won't be too bad. Maybe I'll just get demonstrated on the most. I kinda like being embarrassed anyway, I just don't like thinking of it, in advance. It's not as bad if it's a surprise.
>>5657124
Hey, I'm still holding out hope for an alien gf

>>5657148
This was me before I took the effort into looking more dykey. Now people don't know what to think.

Also, tfw my childhood best friend that I had a crush on turned into a qt lesbian. I wish I hadn't moved.

>>5657165
You sound like an asshole. Enjoy staying alone forever or even better, getting dicked because all lesbians are disgusting.

>>5657166
waiting for the invasion of hot alien lesbians, as was foretold in pulp sci fi

>>5657174
Oh yeah I'm an asshole and everyone else is a fucking fat pothead tranny angel.

Kill yourself.

>>5657181
Your forgot your trip, S. And to take your meds, too.

>>5657166
Maybe, I've had a few ideas for it. Kind of want to turn my little college campus class and small town performances into something bigger so I worry about it a lot. Not sure if you'll get demonstrated on at all, they've usually got a partner they use for that. If nothing else you can watch people get tied up and feel awkward, which is sort of like being embarrassed. Maybe go in something slutty so people stare and wish they could tie you up to make it more fun for yourself.

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>>5657185
You're a nigger that can't tell anons from a namefag with an obvious writing style apart and doesn't even know the difference between a trip and a name.

>tfw no boatslut gf
If reincarnation was a thing I would kill myself.

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>tfw no childhood friend to raise a child with after years of adventures as inter dimensional magic soldiers

I just read what escort anon posted about her family raping her like that.

That's the kind of stuff that makes me wish for a nuclear winter. Just scrub our species out and let the microorganisms inherit the earth.

too tired to go into uni this morning. 9am lectures with over an hour's commute are horrible.

>>5657264
Yeah, I understand why she did escorting She's made a good lot out of a shit start, and I respect that.

>>5657124
kek you need to see a professional. You need therapy, probably medication. Get help. You don't have to live like this.

>>5656935
Sounds like something you're overthinking.

>>5657327
I agree. I told her not to make it sound grander than it was, but hell, maybe it actually was pretty grand. Crawling out from a hellhole makes her pretty keen in my book.

>>5656935
I knew a couple that was engaged (they ended up splitting, fucking bisluts) and they used fiance pretty regularly. It was cute af while it lasted.

>>5656935
I'm engaged as well, and we also use the term fiancée regularly, as do people around us when talking about or to us.

>>5656881
Subtlety -100 out of a possible 10.

>>5657185
Yoooooouuuuur Retarded. I always have my tag up. I need certain people to be able to spot me out, be it for blocking reasons or for desperation reasons. There's a reason i don't hide. If you don't want to deal with me i like that i don't have to deal with you either, if you need me, even if you've been a little shit to me i need you to know that i am still here for you. We are all human first. But i usually take no shit either.

>>5658101
*you're. So what meds do you take?

>>5658110
Well let me see now.....
Mmm i take Sertraline to slow down my train of thought, and i take Zyprexa so that i stop doing equations wile im asleep.

>>5657171
But I don't want to look more like a dyke, that's pretty much the contrary of what I like. I can easily put a tomboy look, though.

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>>5658147
>google the meds
>depression
>schizophrenia
>bipolar and maniacal tendencies
Christ.

>no qt wife to abuse
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>>5658163
Heh heh. Nope. Im also known to be a geniuses. Phycoanalyse myself all the time. You sir are full of shit. Spoken to many doctor's and therapists. All come to the same conclusion. PTSD caused by extreme anxiety, sleep deprivation and entirely To aware as to my surroundings.

>>5658183
Yet I'm the "crazy" one....
Gotta love that double standard.

>>5658197
>>5658199
Yeah, we can feel all the ingeniosity flowing through you, from the way you write. Thank you for confirming you really are crazy. And pretty sure you're not even a woman, now.

>>5658197
Lol ptsd? Really? Somehow I doubt you've done military service like I have. How would you like to see your best friend get shot right in front of your face? Or maybe see half your unit blown up? Gtfo tumblr.

>>5658252
Oh. No fuck your military life, i didn't intentionally go looking for trouble. I just come from a time where gay bashing included dykes

>>5658226
Says the women hateing (envying) hon.

>>5658252
Oh. And been there done that. Bitch. I went threw that when you where still idolizeing being a paid murderer. Sweet pea i saw people mutalated i did not have the luxury of just seeing them die. A bullet would have been a nice way to see people die. All that military under your belt an i bet you have never had the pleasure of having a gun pointed at your head you knowing it was loaded and safety was off. And you laughing because you feel you are about to die at the hands of a cowered.
Don't talk to me about death and war bitch. Look up el salvador bitch. And marasavatrucha. (War ant)

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>>5658277
>>5658315

>>5658331
All that war talk ( idolize me or you're not a patriot) and you are STILL just a little bitch whining muh friends got killed fighting a rich man's war.

Why don't you go out aand try to SAVE some lives instead of takeing them.

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>>5658368
I'm not even the anon who was talking about military service. Looks like your shrink or whatever will have to increase your pills' dosage.

>>5658400
Naw. Just giving all you newfags a taste of some of what you don't know about me.
A few years ago i used to chat with other's in here that where still stuck out there.
Not my fault you newfags don't know what's up.

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>>5657264
Thankfully most people are really good. Some are extra good. V's mom took me under her wing and taught me cooking. I'm a pretty decent cook now. Without her I'd never have learned the basics.

>>5657359
It was an escape, but it was soulless too. There isn't any of the emotional connection we need to feel whole. Sadly it was better than spending time at home. My parents and brothers had destroyed my ability to form that connection. I'd become numb to all emotions. The only escape I had was drugs, and I saw many get turned to dust by them. From 12 to 35 I'm not sure I ever cried, or for that matter ever felt real joy either, but I knew depression and despair very well. By the time I was 12 I'd deeply suppressed my emotions to survive.

Somebody else's words from "Healing From Complex Trauma & PTSD/CPTSD":

>People with relatively normal attachments to one or both parents, will never understand the impact of not forming good attachments with both parents.
>Neglect, emotional abuse, enabling abuse, lack of giving appropriate love and support to an abused child etc, all lead to deeply rooted abandonment fears.
>Not having one parent you can trust, who loves you as a parent should, and does the opposite, is deeply impacting in a way that only a victim of abandonment throughout childhood can understand.
>Complex trauma in childhood that involves both parents, can be the most damaging of all abuse.
>For anyone who knows this pain and my heart goes out to you, because the waves of grief and pain this brings me is so intense.
>And it needs to be grieved, which is where I am now.
>Grieving.

(cont)

>>5658480
(cont)
and another post

>My trauma and PTSD have been since childhood onwards. So, unlike a lot of PTSD sufferers, I don’t have a ‘pre-trauma’ me.
>It must be very hard for those who had trauma in adulthood, and PTSD has changed life considerably, from one pre-trauma person, to a post-trauma person.
>I can empathise, that must be very hard to come to terms with and the pre-trauma person, needs to be grieved.
>It is also very painful, to not ever have had a ‘pre-trauma’ life.
>I don’t know what it is like, to not be a trauma survivor.
>I don’t know what it is like to not have PTSD and Complex PTSD.
>I don’t know what it is like to not feel fear, anxiety, hypervigilance, insomnia, nightmares, fear of trust, fear of abandonment, severe depression, low self worth, self hate never far from the surface, various forms of emotional self harm etc.
>It has all been in my life, every single day, from early childhood, with no break. Ever.
>My entire life, has been about surviving trauma and PTSD.
>This is very painful to come to terms with.
>Especially as it was caused by the very people who were meant to care and cherish you as a child and protect you. But, they did the opposite.
>If you relate to this, please know, I understand how devastating, this is to come accept and deal with.

(cont)

>>5658488
and yet another

>Complex PTSD sufferers have abandonment/betrayal fears.
>When betrayed by people we love, the pain is so intense and the fear it creates is palpable and also intense.
>Most people will fail to understand the complexity of emotions, the core belief systems it reactivates, the shame and the fear, unless they are complex trauma survivors themselves.
>The rejection and abandonment depression feeds into the grieving, making it more intense.
>It is especially hard, when the people were those we loved, trusted (which is so hard for us) and then to rub salt in the deep wound, they continue on in their lives with no remorse, no empathy for the consequences of their actions and if they are narcissists or sociopaths, they will manipulate others into further abandoning us.
>This lack of empathy, is so alien to those of us with empathy and compassion, who love deeply, so it causes painful confusion and is hard to bare, again feeding into this depression and intensity of grieving.
>Often, all we want is love, understanding, honesty, loyalty.
>When we get the opposite, it is like someone ripping out our hearts and stomping all over it, then walking away without even a backward glance.
>If you relate to this at all, please know I do understand, and while the world may think ‘oh just move on’, that is not how it works for us and it is okay for us to feel this, there are ‘real’ reasons for this, no matter how many don’t understand.
>I do understand.

Unfortunately I have no way of describing how I felt back then other than to a fellow sufferer. The feelings are way to strongly tied up in emotions many thankfully never feel at that intensity level.

>>5658252
You don't need military service to get PTSD. Any traumatic event or string of events that you can't escape from can give it to you.

>>5658488
>>5658509
You do get me...
I hate that i have to be on meds because of it. All my feelings both good and bad have dulled. But i can't take that kind of pain anymore. I'm willing to go threw the rest of my life like this as long as i don't have to feel the pain anymore.

>>5658408
Get real help for your PTSD. EMDR had done wonders for me. Drugs only cover up the problem. I >>5658480 now have reasonably normal emotions for once. It's weird getting used to them after never really feeling them or knowing how to deal with them.

>>5658551
Idk. Im kind of afraid to tip the scale. I don't want to keep feeling those feels. Hell i didn't even know i had PTSD till my doctor told me. I really thought being that way was just a way of life.

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I have got PTSD, delusions and heavy paranoia from reading yuri.

>Enroll in writing class
>Assignment is to review classmate's writing
>Open up first story
>It's mpreg
I hate this world sometimes.

>>5658571
Do it!!! Get some proper therapy so you can truly live the rest of your life instead of being a drugged up zombie. I spent nearly 30 years of my life in the fog of C-PTSD, and at times tried many different drugs, but none worked. I never had a happy loving home to return to at the end of the day so I never got the emotional healing needed for drug therapy to work. I'm still not fully free of C-PTSD and PTSD, but I see the light at the end of the tunnel. I can finally go out with friends and actually laugh at a joke, or cry to a sad song, instead of faking it. Maybe some day I'll be able to finally fall in love. I think I finally can, but there is still a lot of fear around relationships and intimacy.

>>5657359
When I look back, I'm not sure I know of any escort that didn't have signs of complex trauma. Many, like myself, were very good actors and hid it very well, but the tel-tails were there. Unexpected sudden events will usually tell you who is normal, has regular ptsd, or has complex ptsd.

>>5659049
I wish my university offered writing classes. Not only do I like writing myself, but I love criticizing other people's writing.

>tfw gonna work as a scientific assistant soon and can finally hate on all of my studens

>>5658197
You can't even communicate effectively, you're no genius. You're just a smug autist.

Can somebody explain to me why so many lesbians are attracted only to women who act as masculine as possible?
Surely you should be attracted to femininity if you are lesbian?
Why not date a man rather than some bald fat stone butch??

>>5659574
I've never seen a butch who wouldn't be fairly feminine personality-wise so maybe it's the mix masculine outside/feminine inside that gets them

>>5659574
Butches aren't normally even half as masculine as a dude. And even the meanest, fattest stone butch still has pussy and smooth skin. You might be as dumb as S, anon.

>>5659596
Also this. The contradictions make me weak in the knees.

>>5659574
Jealous dude gonna be a jealous dude. Pussy reigns supreme.

>>5659574
Well for one there's plenty of lesbians that date feminine lesbians you just don't notice them. Same reason you don't notice a not flammer gay dude as much as the flammer one.

And ultimately I'm attracted to vagina and just that innate woman shit. Soft skin, soft touch, hips and tits and the nicer smell. I don't really give a fuck if that's dressed up in flannel or a skirt.

But I do hate fatties and stone. I'd fuck the shit out of a petite little submissive tomboy girl though.

Now off to do some yoga.

>>5659550
Well the next one had lesbian sex so I guess it balanced out. But yaoi is literally unacceptable.

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>>5659711
>petite little submissive tomboy

>>5659572
>Trying to hard

>>5659170
I just really don't want to end up where i used to be. I would go to some really dark places. Still scares me

>>5659574
>that post again

I just masturbated to an anime girl staring at me. This is a new bottom I have hit.

>>5659975
One of us!

>>5659975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52LZEgZEli8

i cant even begin to describe how much this turns me on, the sight of her mouth swallowing them and the sound, especially when she shakes her belly at the end and you can hear them. its wonderful

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>>5659994
I have always been "one of you", only that I just usually masturbate to porn doujinshi; yet I couldn't resist the look Miya gives in this CG, it made my insides tingle and just had to do it. This isn't even a porn SonoHana, I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I self-inserted too hard in Risa and got horny for all the cheesy stuff she was thinking about Miya.

>>5660009
Vorefags pls, that's actually sort of disturbing to watch, even if the sounds are hot.

>>5659574
Many women have a primal need for somebody who is protective. Masculine acting women fulfills this need for those lesbians who need it. I was abused, and find I'm very strongly drawn to masculine women.

>>5660097
>I was abused
Such redflag. Fuck off, bislut.

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>>5660009
I can't believe I just watched that. I've spent most of my life on the internet and I've seen some shit, but DAMN. What the fucking fuck? Why would someone even think to do this? And now I'm imagining shitting out marbles. Ugh.

>>5660060
the sounds are really great. its not uncommon for me to play some porn in the background or something like that video and just use the sounds to get off. i use shitty sfm videos a lot too since theyll usually just have nice relaxing sounds to get off to.

>>5660135
thats not even that bad. people are willing to do a lot for their fetishes, whether its stuffing raw meat inside themselves to feel the maggots hatch inside them or eating live animals to feel them squirm and die on the way down or bleeding a pig dry and bathing your gf in it so you can clean her off.

>>5658509
It's nice to know other people understand, even if they are as broken/more broken than I am.

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Is it ok to be gay?I mean really, is it alright?

>>5660236
Being gay is not ok, being a lesbian is completely fine. Everyone loves lesbians.

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>>5660265
Thank goodness. You are truly an inspiration and guiding light for me during this difficult time.

>>5660236
That child just wants to leave, kids that small don't have any experience to give a fuck about weirdness.

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>>5660265
>Everyone loves lesbians

I wish lesbians actually existed. I bet they'd be adorable. It's a shame we're all neckbeards from /u/ here.

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>>5660387
Hey fuck you. I'm from /pol/

So, I finally got around to binge-watch OitNB and just finished season 1.
Going into second season, I'm not so sure I should enjoy the similarities I share with Vause.

>>5660461
Second season is best season, don't even bother with the third.

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>a month since breakup and my heart won't stop hurting

When will this suffering end

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>>5660611
You know what they say. If you want to get over a girl, get under another.

[spoiler]It doesn't work, though. [/spoiler]

>>5660611
It took me 13 months. Good luck!

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>>5660411
I thought I was the only one.

Do you ever worry you're the only actual girl on lesgen?
>I do

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>>5656410
>fav cooking girl
Hannah Hart is bae.

>>5661589
If there's anyone in here that wouldn't fuck Hannah Hart and have to slowly get over an unrequited romantic feeling that was nursed by that encounter then they better have a damned good reason that involves diseases and shit.

She's cute, she cooks, she's funny, and she got ass. What more could you possibly need?

>>5661588
Often. But then I'm so used to shitposting around 4chan assuming I'm prob the only actual girl and lesbian in a thread that it's just whatever.

>>5661588
Never. I've seen other girls from lesgen, talked to them, played shitty MMOs with them. Admired the surprisingly ideal titties of one of them, and she's going to be mad at me all over again if/when she reads that.

Don't get paranoid, it's not good for your health.

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>>5661606
I have dreams where I do a cooking show with her and I just overtly hit on her and and she laughs and then after the show I go on dates and romance and then dirty shit happens.

>>5661659
Do you think we could bring back tinychat use?

>>5661606
Right? Ingrid (her girlfriend) is so lucky

>>5661670
>wanting trannies and tripfags in the thread
Kill yourself. /soc/ is for attentionwhoring, go there.

>>5661670
Probably not. It imploded. Plus, it was just a fad. No generals use that stuff anymore. Discord might be fun, since it has a pseudo-IRC and voice chat that no one has to pay to host, but it would probably be as slow as this thread itself. And folks will always, always bitch.

It would be nice to game with women again. It's a completely different vibe between men and women. Not even necessarily video games, but all the /tg/ stuff, too.

>>5656410
>in kitchen cooking
>doesn't even bother to put underwear on
Lesbians are disgusting unsanitary creatures

>>5661737
We rarely had tripfags and only really got trannies in that first one before there was trannielesbian threads to keep them out. Just have a lesbian creator that would ban any tranny dude.

>>5661775
Maybe.

I can't game for shit. The most I ever did was be a weak ass medic for tf2. Always wanted to get into some /tg/ since it sounds cool but just never have for some reason. Any recommendations for some absolute newb with a casual interest?

>>5661737
trannies are already in the thread. theyll always be in the thread.

>>5661775
ive never played any /tg/ stuff with another girl, mostly just really old guys and the occasional younger one

>>5661802
I would eat a pastry that was upwards of 10% just my girlfriend's pubes. At least I don't have to eat shit every time I have sex.

>>5661813
/tg/ is fun. dont be afraid to try new things, a lot of people start with a particular game system and just never ever want to try anything new and they miss out on a lot because of that. you can play almost anything online although it can be hard to find a group you mesh with. generally any group will be pretty welcoming of new people so dont be afraid of just jumping in unless they specifically ask for experienced players.

>>5661813
For an absolute newb, avoid any edition of D&D altogether. Find something with few rules, get a bunch of other total scrublords together, and fumble through it. The reason I advise against D&D for newbies (even though I run a game of it every week and have for two years) is because it is on the extreme end for rulesets. Lots of rules, for lots of things, and each edition has an entirely different design philosophy to it. Plus the D&D line has a lot of sacred cows they aren't willing to sacrifice that puts core principles just far removed from the industry standards and trends at large, so it's a poor example of what TTRPG even is, in spite of the name recognition. There is a TTRPG on the market for any genre and tone you can think of, so if you want an exact recommendation (and obviously it would just be my own, biased opinion) then you'd have to be more specific about what you'd like to play.

Maybe I should make a flowchart.

>>5661841
This is so, so true. There was an industry takeover about fifteen years ago that encouraged a certain kind of common player to ghetto themselves off, forever. It's frankly cancer. It's fine to have a favorite game, but no game is right for EVERY kind of campaign or session, and you'll be better able to form story and think through tactics if you play lots of different kinds of games. If you shut yourself off from new games, you'll never find a new favorite.

>>5658277
Lol ptsd....please leave tumblr. You don't have ptsd. Rape victims, military, etc have it....not you faggot

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>>5661843
>avoid D&D

dang I was honestly gonna check that out first but yeah it is extensive af

my only knowledge of it is what I've read from this short comic on it.

>>5661841
based on what I've barely browsed of /tg/ I'm looking into Chronicles of Darkness and World of Darkness or Shadowrun

But I'm just reading through the pastabins and now googling shit

I went to the dentist today and the dental hygienist had my head on her chest at one point while she was picking at my teeth and that's probably the most romantic thing that will happen to me this month

Am I the only lesbian here that plays destiny? Anyone on ps4?

>>5661843
>>5661871
im glad you acknowledge that theres a problem with d&d and wotc without going overboard and despising everything about it. always makes me so happy.

>>5661999
that comic is very good but the system itself has really dense rules that often make not a lot of sense. though it would be easiest to just jump into a game since so many people play it exclusively, which is one reason people who dont play it a lot dislike it so much.

I really love shadowrun and cyberpunk in general to the point of autsimally dressing cyberpunkish in public. world of darkness is pretty fun too if you like that sort of thing. my favorite system to use with new people is savage worlds because its simple as can be and really versatile though hard to find a group to play it sometimes

>>5662047
I'd play Savage Worlds with you right now. Literally, right now. I have the book on my shelf, it wouldn't even take effort.

>>5662018
Sounds hot desu but I have a pretty huge thing for teeth, lips, tongues, etc.

4e > 2e > 1e > 5e > 3e > PF, fite me.

>>5662170
>>5662047

I'm the newfag asking questions. I'd try my hardest to keep up if ya'll started.

The girl I'm in love with wants me to draw her. I feel as though Jesus personally answered my prayers.

>>5662170
I'm sorry but I'm a hideous transbian.

>>5662200
hey real quick not to be a dick but is there something wrong with transbian general that ya'll post here instead?

>>5662211
not really. i post in both. my main issue with transbian general is that its really depressing and most trans girls either try way too hard to be girly or they dont try at all and either way makes me feel uncomfortable.

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>>5662197
The girl I'm in love with said she'd draw me. And then she NEVER DID.

>>5662307
A girl I liked once drew a small pic of me and I still have it even though it's been years since I saw her.

>>5661999
nice trips

>>5662326
No she's not, she's not even a real butch. Stop trying so hard.

>>5662348
Uuhhh. Ok....

>>5662024
You're not the only one.

>>5662170
>>5662188
Tfw no lesgen gaming group

>>5662200
I'd still play with you. I just wish I could find a game of not dnd

>>5662024
My 14 yo nephew does. At least I think he's 14. Maybe 13.

>>5662197
like one of your french girls?

>>5662910
Could we start a gaming group somehow? I tried joining one at my college but they pretty much just watch shitty anime and never actually got around to starting anything during the month I was there.

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>tfw all non-normie lesbians are always gaymers
>mfw I dislike gaems
Where the fuck are all other autistic dykes that aren't autistic for MUH VIDYA. I would even take a train autist at this point.

>>5662989
>>5662910

again, total newfag here I don't even give a fuck if ya'll are some pol neckbeard dudes in disguise I now wanna play and have no clue on shit besides what I'm barely reading rn

no lie I'm a cis lesbo and yeah it'd be cool to play with other cis lesbos but whatever it's 4chan

be cool if it were shadowrun cause I was just reading the most on that one and while you'd have to give a me a bit of time it seems cool. but if it's savage world or whichever I'm down considering I have 0 hard expectations or wants going in.

just let me know how/when/what to do

Can I hang out here if my girlfriend only dated other women before she met me?

>>5663077
[carat nose smiley]

>>5663066
>a few people respond in a positive way to starting a gaming group
>all non-normie lesbians are gamers

Be careful not to hurt yourself when jumping into conclusions.

Personally I don't care for games, but I know your definition of normie would probably include Forest Gump since he was able to live in society.

>>5663104
>but I know your definition of normie would probably include Forest Gump since he was able to live in society
So in other words, you're admitting you're a normie this early into the conversation?

>>5663066
>>5663115
ugh kek shut up and let people talk about other things than anime without being a sperg. don't you got to go brick some chicks iphone or something autistic shit to do?

>>5663067
4e shadowrun or 5e shadowrun? I know 4e well, not I don't know 5e at all. I'm down for either game!

>>5663104
Eh, I'd say he managed to live alongside society. Poor guy never was allowed in.

>>5662989
That happens a lot. College groups are super hit or miss. Starting one online isn't hard though you need people to actually commit and get along well enough to pretend at each other for an hour or two. There's a lot of online tools for it

>>5663067
There'd need to be a group to chat in to talk about details and such. you can post your skype/steam/xfire or whatever or add me on skype since that's the most common platform. My skype is Berryloss

>>5663133
I actually just recently picked up the 5e book though I have no idea where it is atm

>>5663115
I'm assuming you are one of the anons that defined normie as anyone that is not completely helpless when faced with the idea of survival outside of their basement or chosen dwelling.
I don't think of myself as a normie though.

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>>5663125
Fuck your games, fags. Go take testosterone already if you want to be one of the dudes so badly, you fugly niggers.

>>5663140
Why does it say you're from Kazahkstan, anon?

>>5663151
>I don't think of myself as a normie though
Just like those girls that have taken thousands of dicks up their ass but still are virgins.

>>5663151
It's best not to engage kek. It's like having a rat plastered up into a neighbor's wall. Sometimes you hear it, but digging it out is going to cause a lot more damage and a lot more work than just waiting for the fool thing to die.

>>5663133
4e seemed a bit more accessible in that characters are able to develop faster? Honestly I'm not even sure if that's a good thing for me or not but it sounds like it would be. Also could just be misunderstanding shit.

>>5663140

I'll skype tomorrow it's late here so I'm about to sleep but imma do it promise.

newfag out

>>5663169
Because of Kazahkstan and Nigeria, Kazahkstan is a really fantastic country. Great in general actually

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>>5663205
Come on, I haven't shitposted in a while, you all should be happy to have me here and my posts.

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>>5663151
it's kek don't respond he just gets mad when we talk about fun things and enjoy shit. post porn, it triggers his disphoria to see pretty real girls instead of anime

>>5663173
Would I die if I had to get a job and be responsable for myself instaed of leaching from my families money? No, I'd manage to find a way to live on my own.

Would I be happy or fit in with the other people around me? No, which is why I prefer to live on my allowance than to get a job or leave my attic.

>>5663140
Yeah, the club was really disappointing. A couple guys dragged out some magic cards once but, besides that it was a bust. I'm adding you before I forget but I won't be able to skype until tomorrow. Shit should be fun if we get this together.

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>>5663228
>tfw you realize you spend more time talking to kek than to people irl

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>>5663235
I already posted a pic of me proving I'm female so fuck off with that "he" meme to tumblr.

>>5663316
That's the way to go, anon-chan.

>>5663338
You created an imgur link and immediately deleted the photo before anyone even saw, who the fuck do you think you're fooling? You knew you were slipping between the long-ass post times in this slow-ass thread.

>>5663235
>tfw you can identify anons by the file names on their softcore

It's a good feeling.
Too bad that lady takes so many dicks in that cute butt.

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Anti-kek posting. Pretty girls with tattoos are anathema to the shitposter.

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Dyed hair is anathema to the shitposter.

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Healthy bush is anathema to the shitposter.

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Non-white qts are anathema to the shitposter.

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With all these tools and more, you can scare the rat back deeper into the walls. And hell, it's just good fun.

>>5663734
https://i.imgur.com/DL1gAEi.jpg
It's not my fault you're slow as shit.

>>5663757
White hair in cute girls is fine to me.

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>>5663767
Actually a lot of bush down there is my fetish. You failed in this one.

>>5663786
I'm not trying to be hateful or make judgements, kek, but you look exactly like the average member of mtfg. Fivehead and all.

Nice eyes, though.
Faggot.

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>>5663796
This is what the average person in MtFg looks like. Butthurt I wasn't a male? Kek. Go back to tumblr with your shitty gifs.

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>>5663793
Gross, those are children.

>>5663804
And also sisters.

>>5663802
Kek, you shouldn't be throwing stones. You look like my brother with long hair. I'm really not trying to get mean.

Trannies are women anyway, once they make the effort. You don't have to be self-hating.

>>5663809
Isn't this the one you were bitching about earlier, where they marry dudes and forget about each other? So not only is it simulated child porn, it's bisex.

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>>5663812
There is no need to pretend you hate me now that you know I'm a girl. You can even get lewd with me.

>>5663817
Yes, the manga had a shitty end but as I said, the sex parts were pretty hot.

>>5663826
I'd not into autists, or pedophiles, or shitty people in general. And I definitely wouldn't be into someone that looks like my brother in a wig.

>>5663893
You just meme'd. Clearly your first sentence is a lie.

>>5663900
You want to explain your train of thought on that?

Carol was amazing and it made me want to chase after older women, fuck.

>>5664486
How old are you?

>>5664665
Mid twenties, anon.

>>5663893
So tsuntsun.

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Kek, are you a leftist like most mexifags in college? Just something I've been wondering.

>>5662024
I'm ps4 here. Don't have destiny tho

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>>5665296
I am a centrist libertarian, but to be honest I don't care what is ruling in the real world as long as I don't go to jail for loli and illegal copies of zeros and ones.

>>5664486
You didn't want older women before? Weird. I don't think I've ever liked a girl less than 2 years older than me.

>>5665090
>>5665392
I always go for younger girls. I don't know why, older women don't really appeal to me, unless they're really hot.

>>5665462
Used to be like you then I started dating a 40 years old woman and never looked back. Mature women are the fucking best.

>>5665496
I'm the same as that anon. Please tell me what's so appealing about older women.

>>5665496
The only lesbian friend I had was with a woman 20 years older than her. They separated after 4 or 5 years together. She was nice, but I couldn't see the appeal to it, and still don't.

>>5665511
Holy mommy issues. Also nice triple dubs.

>>5665517
>mommy issues
Yeah probably. Not my case, and I'd prefer to be the older one in the relationship; plus I'm rather protective. Too bad I'm a fucking midget.

>>5665530
>Too bad I'm a fucking midget.

>tfw no qt older short gf to make me feel safe

How old and short are you?

>>5665537
28 years old and 160cm.

>>5665545
>using the metric system

You're in Europe, aren't you?

>>5665550
Yeah. USA?

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>>5665545
Cute. What is the youngest you go for?

>>5665555
Yep, southeast.

>>5665564
23 I'd say. If they're younger you have 8/10 chances for them to say they actually prefer the dick.

>>5665585
>tfw 21
>no qt 28yo midget gf to take care of me
Kill me.

>>5665594
21 is pretty young, especially if you're still a student. But I think I could go 8 or 9 years younger, if the girl is really worth it.

>>5665631
I'm a NEET. Can I be your girlfriend?

>>5665639
Of course. Unless you're fat, or ugly, or don't have any inspirations in life.
And now I realize I'd love to teach things to my girlfriend, if I had one. Damnit.

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So is this thread real lesbians or trans "lesbians"?

>>5665679
I'm neither of the things you mentioned. What sort of things would you teach your gf, anon?

>>5665689
Cooking, my language if she wasn't from my country, books, guitar, animation. Pretty much all the things I'm interested in, actually.

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>tfw many decent looking boys have asked me out but I was never interested
>tfw girls ignore me and have absolutely no interest in me

>>5665711
HNNNG, sounds good.

>>5665738
Too bad I'm surrounded by straight people who also assume I'm straight, until I begin to talk about boobs and girls in front of them.

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Who else lesNEET here?

>receive benefits for being autistic
>never had a job and never will
>wake up at 1pm and spend the day watching anime
>social worker brings my din-dins supplies once a week
>haven't left the house in over a year

>>5665530
I'm protective (and short too) and I don't see what that has to do with age. I'm also possessive and territorial, my older girlfriend loves that though, but then she's also the submissive one.

>>5665501
Amazing sex, maturity, stability, money, independancy, reliability, etc. They have everything a 20 something girl doesn't have, when I compare with my younger exes I always wonder how I put up with that.

>>5665785
That image is such pretentious bullshit that merely posting it has made you too retarded to bother having a conversation with.

>>5665934
>Amazing sex

How is one supposed to be amazing at sex without any experience? Those older women were all young once too.

>>5665975
Exactly. We should do a community outreach program where older women take younger women into relaxing, private areas and give them an intensive tutorial on all things lady-pleasing. Once a week. For years.

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>>5665948
Found the wageslave

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>>5666057
Shit, wrong image

>>5666067
No, friend. It was the right one and you know it. Industry is the sole of man. Without purpose, even the most meager, and variety, even the most fundamental, the brain literally tears itself apart.

>>5666078
Fffffucking autocorrect. Soul, damnit, soul! I'm being poetic! This ain't a janky metaphor about how work drives a person forward, it's essentialism!

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Can we talk about clothes?

I bought pic related in a whim, but I don't know how to wear it with. I was thinking about a black skirt, but I feel to strict. I want something punk-ier.

I don't know why I keep doing this, buying thing I will never wear because it look cute on cute girl, and then I'm too self conscious to wear it.

>>5666367
Girl I'm sure you'll look good in anything

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>>5666367
This white skirt. Boom done.

http://www.motelrocks.com/products/Motel-Flute-Studded-Faux-Leather-Skirt-in-White.html

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>>5666367
Or white skinny jeans or formal pants or white leather

My point is it def doesn't go with a black pencil skirt. Something red or white or blue, something with a sharp color for bottom.

Like this would be great with that for work.

>>5659574
I thought I was lesbian but I realized I'm more attracted to masculinity than femininity. Hell, I'm more physically attracted to cute guys than some cute girls. The problem is that I'm only really interested in pussy. So I'm good with girls and ftms. I guess that makes me bisexual but I would rather die than do something with a guy or mtf so maybe that isn't the best definition.

>>5666531
Well, as long as you're not telling everyone you're a lesbo.

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>>5666367
I'd say some dark skinny jeans and some heals and you could fuck me up.

>>5666637
That's basic bitch stuff. I think anon should chase that punk aesthetic.

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>>5666656
preppypunk is best aesthetic

>>5662018
For years I had a dental hygienist who would let her bust press up against the side of my head when she was working on me. Oh was that distracting. Unless she was totally blind, I don't see how she couldn't have seen that it effected me. She didn't do it for my mom, dad, or brother.

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>>5662197
Cool, I've drawn, painted, and photographed many of my exes.

>>5663205
It takes so looooong for them to die.

>>5667042
You dumb faggot, she want you. She thought your reactions were cute, and mentally stored every single one so she could make her days brighter.

>>5656442
First of all, seems she's a lesbian. Second, you really are just autistic. And that's disgusting.

Is it just me, or are professional lesbians the most attractive humans out there? Prettier than straight women, their faces are always perfectly proportioned and they dress so nice.

>tfw no businesswoman to be my virgin bride

>>5667474
Yes. Yes they are

>>5656918
intredasted about this question's answers plz.

>>5667494
If any of us knew, we would be dating such a prize and not sitting here shitposting.

>>5658480
>>5658488
>>5658509
I really sincerely hope you find a nice girl that helps you survive to this shit

>>5662197
that's one of my fear actually,
If one of my crush ever asked me to draw her and I fucked it up, I'd harakiri right the fuck away.

>>5663777
god.
this bitch looks like me.

>>5656918
If i cant, how do i even convince one to date me?
trigger their pedophillia.

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>>5666367
It took me awhile to wear more mature or cuter clothes. I look 16-17 y/o, and i'm small, petite and in my early 20s and no matter what I wear I don't look my age. I get into movies for kids price and all that jazz. But I got over it bothering me for a bit and dress a bit more like pic related.
Having confidence is key, if you just wear it out a few times you'll get over your fear.

>>5667136
Post something you've drawn anon?

Aight lesgen, I'm thirsty af right now so
what do you like on a girl/your type/ prerequites/turn offs/ons(physically of course)? I'll start.
turn ons:
>long hair
>acts feminine
>older
>tight clothes
turn offs:
>short hair
>acts masculine
>younger
>loose clothes

>was it really necessary? and why wasn't it?

also, I'm not white myself and I hate to admit it, but I think white women are hot as fuck. I'm supposed to take them as rivals and mock them but fuck they're hot.

tl;dr how do I turn the lesbian off?

>>5667698
Are you me?
turn ons:
>>long hair
>>thin or fit
>>tanned skin
>>acts feminine
>>older
>>tight clothes
>>smart and calm
>>cooks
turn offs:
>>short hair
>>acts like butch
>>younger or too much older then me
>>loose clothes
>>hates animals

>>5665785
I was a lesNEET, but now I'm college full time. It truly feels disgusting to be lesNEET.. Are you a transbian?

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>>5667584
Pics or it didn't happen. I have a hard time believing anyone on 4chan looks like a model.

>>5667888
>looks like a model.
thanks!

and nope, no fucking way im putting my face anywhere on 4chan.
sorry, can't prove it to you, but i swurrdegahd that looks a lot like me.

>>5667698
on:
>very long or very short hair
>>long hair only up in messy/librarian styles
>>black or red only
>comfortable clothes, feminine look
>casual manner, masculine simplicity
>lower voices, unf
>singers UNF
>polyglot
off:
>self-interested
>won't accept gifts
>sexually shut down
>no interests
>noticeably dumber than me

>>5667804
Is it even fair to list "hates animals"? I feel like anyone who hates animals should be secreted to a dark hole somewhere and fed nothing but water and vitamin bread. There's just something dangerous about lacking that much empathy.

>>5667915
You wouldn't happen to be in Texas?

>>5667955
nope, not even close.

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>>5667967
It never ends, this shit.

Any of you guys going to Dinah Shore this year?

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>>5667888
Is she a model?

I swear I've seen other black girls that look like her or on that level.

So many pretty girls in this world. None near me. Life fucking sucks.

>>5665785
>bad case of chronic fatigue syndrome
>often stuck in bed for days
>can't do anything stressful or it gets worse.
>disability insurance keeps stopping paying me...

>>5668013
Too chub.

>>5668127
I really like chub a lot. Girls should be soft and love my food, these are paramount.

>>5668141
/fit/ > chub
Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't

>>5668141
agree with that anon, fit is really good but chubb is awesome.
Hugs are the best with chubby girls.

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>>5668157
>>5668141
>>5668127
starting a fight over this minor shit

Look, fatties suck, bodybuilder extremes suck, let's just agree as long as she's got an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you'll get sprung.

>>5668157

A little bit of chub is fine. Actual fatness is too much and is a turnoff. But women are supposed to be a little soft and squishy.

>>5668157
Too much /fit/ hits a wall with me far sooner than too much chub. I'm not into the obese, but a little bit of extra weight is adorable.

>>5668197
Truth. Best of all possible worlds is a heavier girl with lots of secret muscle, especially if it lifts the jiggly bits up out of the sag zone.

but the real question is.
would any girl in this thread fuck me and act like they are be my mother?
>inb4 fak off mommy issues
I have none.

>>5667249
She had a husband...

>>5667474
I want a lesbian model again...

>>5667543
Thank you. :) I think I'm finally at the point where I can finally get into a relationship again. I feel so scared and like nobody could ever love me because I'm still so broken. I have years of therapy still ahead of me. I also may never be able to work again.

>>5667667
They are of people I knew. I won't out them on the net. Some of them are very clearly recognizable, and not out to the public.

>>5667888
Why not? I know a number of beautiful intelligent women who are heavy internet users, and a few of them are even /lgbt/ readers. The thing is the anonymity of the internet allows them to interact with the world without their beauty, or sex getting in the way.

>>5668530
My last girlfriend got very close to a mentor of hers in the lab she worked at. They would hang out after work, eat lunch together, and chat on the phone. Don't worry, she would tell me, she has a husband! And she did. He was a handsome man, with a great military career, and a solid sense of humor. He was great to her and one my girlfriend's best friends.

Anyway, long story short my ex and her mentor started fucking a lot and that's how that relationship ended. A year later, they're still fucking. She's still married. The husband knows and is not only cool with it, he kind of encourages it. My ex practically lives with them now, she spends so many days a week in their house having dinner and sleeping in their bedroom.

Husbands ain't shit. (also, if you feel like you have reason to be jealous, you definitely have reason to be jealous.) That lady was definitely fantasizing about you the whole time she had tits to face. That kind of thing doesn't happen on accident -- not over, and over, and for no one else. She probably had some kind of nursing fetish.

>>5668652
>no cute doctor milf to breastfeed you back to health

>>5668743
>reading Grapes of Wrath in high school
>no one must know how erotic this ending is to me
>NO ONE

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>>5668631
>>5667888
Reminded me of:
>"My face has been my misfortune, It has attracted six unsuccessful marriage partners. It has attracted all the wrong people into my boudoir and brought me tragedy and heartache for five decades. My face is a mask I cannot remove. I must always live with it. I curse it" -- Hedy Lamarr, actress, inventor, and occasional womanizer.

>>5668652
I can deal with poly, but I have to negotiate with all parties before hand. Also I wasn't in any shape for a relationship at the time. If she did love women, I can understand why she did it. I never considered myself very beautiful, but I can't seam to go anywhere without somebody trying to pick me up. Really sucks when you have agoraphobia. I'd be a fine catch if I wasn't so fucked up.

>>5668975
It's kinda interesting how many miss that a breast over filled with milk and be quite painful.

>>5669373
>It's kinda interesting how many miss that a breast over filled with milk and be quite painful.

Yeah I've heard that a lot from every woman in my family so I've just got no interest in milk fetish shit. Also never wanna have a baby. Shit seems horrible. Fuck that.

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>>5656410
>gf comes over for summer break
>Make her home cooked meals every other day
>Tell her not to be gay around the kitchen area because mother may walk in
>One day I'm being top chef when I feel her small warm arms around my waist.
>Flinch and almost drop frying pan

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>>5669502
>Go over to gf's for winter break
>We're in charge of the desert for New Years dinner
>Go out in the cold to get apple pie supplies, come back and start making it
>She cuts apples so slowly she hardly had one done in the time I had four.
>So bad
>I tell her to squeeze a *little* lemon onto the apples to keep them fresh while we cut them but don't add too much.
>Later that night
>Pie tastes like a lemon did I stutter
>After I go home she still eats it because she's gay

>>5669027
Hedy Lamarr was a womanizer? My first babydyke crush from late night movie channels was one of the secret bisexuals of Hollywood's golden age?

>>5669777
relatable

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>>5669502
>>One day I'm being top chef when I feel her small warm arms around my waist.
there's something special about a woman in the kitchen. I always want to hug her from behind.

>>5667648
I feel like I'm going to be mock, or look ridiculous. Like when kids wear their parent's clothes.

>>5670330
People normally don't pay that much attention to someone else's fashion.

>>5670226
I just like when I spy a cute girl getting super focused on anything at all. I admire it, but I also want to interrupt it with groping.

>>5669665
Apparently she had a few female lovers over the years. I didn't know about it until I was looking for that quote of her's again. She also described herself as a nymphomaniac.

>>5670330
>>5670368
When your clothes are sufficiently different from your age group in your area, they do pay attention.

>tfw horny, masturbated two times and still thinking of shameless stuff
How do I make it stop.

>>5671919
Exact same boat. That and constantly picturing myself in a relationship with some girl. From when I wake up till I go back to bed at night, it's always like that.

Exercise usually helps with clearing up my mind. Gonna go do just that right now. Maybe you should follow suit?

>>5671919
Uuuhh. Go find a fuck buddy?

>>5671935
>That and constantly picturing myself in a relationship with some girl. From when I wake up till I go back to bed at night, it's always like that.
Same. I actually feel bad for myself for being so fucking delusional. I don't have any place to exercise, or want to exercise anyway. I just want a qt gf to fuck me wild.

>>5667698
Turn ons:
>Really curly hair
>Long silky wavy hair
>Short gravity defying straight up fluffy hair
>Dramatic hour glass, soft
>Fit and powerful body
>Tiny dfc loli body
>Big (from fat or fit) legs with tiny ankles/feet
>Freckles
>Dark hair
>Red hair
>Thigh high socks
>Short skirts
>Goth & punk
>Sassy relaxed tomboy body language
>Shy and sweet
>Big mouths
>Really short
>Really tall

Turn offs
>uuuhhhhh
>Super obese unless they've got a cutie face or muscle w the obese
>Rude and cynical
>Hyper and obnoxious
>Too old (~50-60 and up)
>Too young (~13-14 and down)

Idk what else. I fucking love girls.

I keep doing this thing where I scroll through the catalog scanning the thread titles for lesgen, but I always oggle the OP pic and forget to read the title while I scroll. So I get to the bottom and think, is there no lesgen??
I should really just use search.

>>5672085
It's like you're literally describing me, you flirt.

All the lesbians I ever see in my city are fat ugly butches with their cute femme gfs. Should I just cut my hair and gain 50 pounds? I'm tired of only being hit on by men.

>>5671956
Every time I've had a gf our relationship was basically sexless. It drives me up the wall. What is wrong with me that I want it daily and most girls are lucky to want it once, right before shark week?

>>5672399
Sort of my experience too. I've always been attracted to older women and once we get into a relationship the "new relationship excitement" really pushes their sex drives. But eventually that NRE fades and they're more into cuddling and I'm still looking for a face planted between my legs. Gets frustrating.

>>5672416
I even date in my age range. I really don't understand it. The disparity is so painfully consistent.

>>5672399
I'll gladly do it once a day too. If I had a girlfriend, that is.

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Yesterday was Fat Thursday, so I made pączki (don't know how you call them in US, pic related)
Made a lot so I gave some away. People's reactions:
mom - it's so good, you should find a husband, stay at home and cook for the whole family
people at work - I would never guess you could bake! (did she deduce this from how I look?)
friend - you would make a great wife
Sometimes I wish I were out to them so I wouldn't be constantly pressured to "find a man and marry already".

>>5672488
You should probably just be out to them.

>>5672399
>>5672416
>>5672471
Are you all three tomboys?

>>5672577
I'd consider myself more on the femme side of andro.

>>5672577
More or less. I can dress pretty feminine but also tomboy.

>>5672577
Are you trying to say it's just because we have more testosterone or something?

>>5672560
>polish, catholic family
Yeah, that's not going to happen. Originally I planned to move out to bigger city far away from my hometown, but recently I got a job here so now it's on hold.

>>5672623
You'd be surprised how much people are willing to accept given time to do so. And that time starts ticking from when you tell them about it, not arbitrarily.

You can't put your life on hold forever, anon. Especially if they're already trying to hound you about marriage.

>>5672488
Polish? Are Polish girls any good?

>>5672645
That's one of the reasons why I wanted to move. My plan was to tell them and give them space so they could come to whatever decision.
Actually I think they already suspect something, but till it's not voiced they choose to ignore it. For now I tell everyone I prefer to be alone.
I still want to move out, but not for maybe 2 years, given I just started new job. In this town I have no means to find any other lesbian.

>>5672612
Not testosterone, but maybe a partially masculinized brain.

Checking for high T may be good to do if one is that way. Some latter issues in life may be avoidable by taking care of it earlier.

>>5672685
They say Polish girls are the prettiest in the world :^)
But Poland is pretty homophobic country, you wouldn't find many lesbians here

>>5672208
;) ;) ;)
Which ones describe you, gorgeous?

>>5672711
They'll just have their beards for show, and party with their gfs.

>>5672711
I guess I'd have to see one in person. The ones on Google images are pretty meh.

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>not appreciating slav girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rE4d_ldZr8

>>5673199
>ipad
>Probably loaded with proprietary software
Into the trash it goes

>>5673298
You forgot the most important part
>AMERICAN proprietary software
Probably filled with backdoors to spy on Mother Russia.

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>>5673298
>be imprisoned for being gay
>use exotic points to befriend qt guard
>teach her the evils of ipads and apple products
>get her to make better choices tech wise
>seduce qt prison guard
>convince her to let you escape and to come away with you to freedomland
>????
>profit

It's like you are not even trying.

>>5673337
>>teach her the evils of ipads and apple products
>>convince her to let you escape and to come away with you to freedomland
This should be considered cognitive dissonance.

>>5672685
Other polanon here
They're really ugly, seriously. I don't know where the "polish girls are prettiest" meme is from, all I ever see is manfaces with FAS and shitty makeup.