Talk about the first time you felt love, confessed love, heard someone say they love you.
Or about how you haven't. It's a sad feel. But there's hope.
Fair enough, I'm new to the board so I was just curious as to the reason, I've seen a lot of accusations of being trans in the thread, almost like a witch hunt.
"this smells like a trans post, prove your not" type thing.
Anyway, enjoy the thread
the first person i felt love for was a blonde girl i met on the internet, i pretended to be a boy in a chat room but kinda stopped doing that. turned out she was lying about her age and was underage. we eventually met when she was old enough and kissed in a park. we stopped speaking eventually, last time i heard she had an assload of piercings and was genderqueer. idk.
first time i confessed love was to a girl in the USAF. i stayed with her and her family a few weeks one summer as we had an LDR. it didn't really work in person. last time i heard she was married to a dude.
first time i said i had someone tell me 'i love you' was my current gf, and i responded. my voice wavered when i said it the first time and i teared up. any other times i thought i was in love were nothing compared to her. i really love her.
>what to do
step 1 : open mouth
step 2 : apply gently on pussy
First time I fell in love was awful.
I fell so hard for a straight girl that was my friend at the time, everytime I saw her I was litteraly sweating, it felt so so bad I wish I could forget it all, and that she never existed
Whatever man, you hate us because you're a dumb ass bitch, here's your answer
the shitposting is strong in this one
gonna start it off
>always thought I was just some broken cold bitch
>like maybe a little sociopathic?
>because I could never feel love
>like other girls did
>suddenly this one girl
>not especially the most beautiful girl ever
>but still very pretty and nice and funny and cute and smart and you get it
>gonna be friends with her
>gonna be friends with her SO HARD
>but what's this anxious feeling I get?
>do I have anxiety?
>I know I've felt this anxious thing with girls before
>ya know maybe it's just that I wanna be friends SO BAD
>that I get nervous?
>that must be it
>keep being friends
>later she comes out as lesbian
>whole world feels stopped
>she can do that?
>she likes girls like that?
>holy shit I'M A GIRL
>oh man I'd date her
>I wonder who she's gonna date
>she's cute she should date someone as cute or hotter
>I think I'm on that level or more
>if she dates a girl uglier than me I'm gonna be so pissed
>I should date her.
>that's kinda gay of me
>well I've never tried
>after awkward shit we do date
>literally googled lesbian porn how to's to make sure I was good at sex
>after a while realize I'm feeling amazing and so happy
>and willing to do anything for her
>talking to friend about it
>they're all "awe you're in love"
>I'm like "wait what is that that love shit you other fuckers go on about"
>tell her I love her
>literally cry later over how happy I am to not be some kind of sociopath unable to feel love
>even though it didn't work out for other longer reasons
>love is some cool shit to feel
>10/10 would feel again
>get mad that lesbians don't want dick
>respond with temper tantrums just like men do
>go on to claim that they're the realest women and everyone who disagrees is satan
gee I wonder why
Nah I mean you're probably just jelly of how sweet it is. Like this lesbian shit is pretty great stuff, especially in a developed country. We've got probably the best tv shows and media on our non existent dick, best cartoons even lesbianing it up, award winning tv shows with the most lesbian characters and what do gay dudes have similar? Ya'll get shit on by the straight dudes you wanna fuck and those straight dudes turn around and jack it to lesbians that don't want shit to do with them. We get the least shit from straights without having to actually be straight. Plus we can play with the whole clothes fuckery a lot easier with less shit. If I wanna wear pants or a skirt or make up or short hair it's all good and I'm still cool but if you wanna fuck around with that stuff just as easily you'll get called names and shit on.
Plus the worst stereotype I get on the day to day is that I'll be really good at something and someone just goes "ugh of course you're good at it you're a damn lesbian". Like oh damn lesbians are stereotyped as being super good at diy and cool shit? The horror.
That or you just really hate women.
On that note it's also def why trannies troll here. Imagine being some dude and desperately wanting to be a lesbian but you never can. I mean c'mon that's a pretty common fantasy and I get why living it. This is some sweet shit having boobs plus extra boobs?!? Amazing. I get to orgasm as often as I want cause she knows how to work my body and I know hers? Fantastic. No real clean up either after. I'm happy in my body, I like her body, there's honestly not much to bitch about. I can't even imagine what that shitty dysphoria bull must be like and I'll never have to. The only time I hate my body is if I'm getting too fat and that's an easy fix. Hell I'd hate us too.
So I guess the only downside is double periods.
There's not, really. A particular shitposter won't ever shut up about it, and he has a bunch of other stupid opinions he can't seem to keep to himself, but if you don't talk about tranny things then no one here is going to care at all. It's just not appropriate to talk about Penis Problems in lesgen.
Protip: do not apply gently to pussy. Apply forcefully to pussy, with vigorous movements of the lips and tongue. Babies come out of that shit, it can take your sucking and licking and so forth. Do not be afraid of injuring the pussy.
I really really do not want you to just aggressively start going at my pussy. It's ok to be more forceful after we're warmed up and going but please do not start out just tongue punch any cunt.
Idk if you're a dude or just shitty at sex or spent too much time with the vibe to the clit that you numbed yours out but I like girls cause they kiss soft and touch soft and feel things out gently with thought before.
I'm not sure what love is supposed to feel like. It was very hard to explain my ex why I wasn't in love with her (as we were breaking up). It feels wrong to try to put it into words. I don't believe in Hollywood romance, love at first sight, any of that crap. But I can sort of feel when it's lacking. God damnit, this bullshit doesn't make sense.
Well you sound like this vegan dude with the cringe video on how he's gonna tongue fuck vegan vaginas.
in case anyone here wasn't gay they are now
I was at a friend's party, and we ran out of beds. My other friend and I slept in the same bed. Neither of us felt tired, so we stayed up for a few hours doing shitty Australian accents and being total dickheads. Probably my favorite moment ever.
>get out of relationship with one girl who was super in love with me but had too many issues, i couldnt handle it
>start seeing other girl i know, we have rocky moments early on and almost break up
>resolute to not move too fast like last relationship did
>6 months in shes telling me she loves me and needs me and is starting to talk about what we could do for the future together
i really love her and even though it scares me it makes me so happy that she sees a future with me. kinda feel bad that im making sure to have backup plans though, but ive been burned too often
>been in many relationships
>but kind of girl who just can't get to the emotional part
>hook up with another girl, older by 8 years
>hook up a lot, more like friends with benefits
>find myself falling for her but know I suck at relationships so keep my emotions in check
>desperately want to be in relationship with her but afraid since I screw them up
>laying in bed one afternoon after some 10/10 sex
>my head is laying on her breasts
>listening to her breathe
>faintly hear "I love you"
>did I say that? did she? did I just think I heard it? did I think it?
>tell her I have to leave
>don't respond to numerous calls and texts from her over the next two weeks
>still don't know whether the "i love you" was real
she lives about an hour or so away and my job will let me move pretty easily so im going to move in with her. i have at least 3 other places to live set up in case it fails so i wont be homeless again and have been careful to avoid anything really valuable or getting anything that shows too much financial info. i cant trust people at all but at least she knows that and accepts me regardless. still paranoid as fuck
I get that. Though my paranoia comes from fucking with a drug addict.
>took her in
>fucked me over due to drugs in a big way
>just stole every thing
>help her get into rehab
>get her clean
>spend money on the good quality drugs and therapy, no methadone bs
>think it's good
>slowly shit starts going missing again
>huge fights over it
>crazy good at lying
>just flat out to my face better than any actress on tv denial
>finally get ya know physical proof she's stolen and on drugs
>kick her out
>take her back a couple times cause she was almost homeless
>again lose money
>ugh no fuck this fuck it I'm done
>new place, don't tell her, no more talking to her besides a simple explanation over the phone
>find out she's in jail years later
>she writes me letters
Now I'm incredibly paranoid about my money and who knows about it and my space and having a backup and just trusting people and lies. Really about the lies. I've seen how people can lie so convincingly to you when they want something and in ways you'd think we're too low for even the worst fuckers.
Also I've got a weird way of looking at material possessions after coming home to a robbed house. Shit pissed me off because I at first thought I'd been robbed from some large group of guys but then it became obvious she had some other fuckers do it so they could split shit up and she thought she could play innocent and still live with me.
After that I still have this minimalism style going where I avoid having a ton of appliances and useless technology and I don't bother with jewelry, just get stuff that looks like it's real but is really fake sears shit. More into diy and having things that look worth money but in reality aren't because in the back of my mind I don't want some asshole druggie to steal it and get actual money out of it.
Men are really gross, but I might still be bisexual. I was hoping this woman got raped by the male wolf. Plus, if she were hotter than me, I could probably lay back and take some tranny dick. If I said that I were bisexual to other people, though, then men would hit on me and that is sexually repulsive.
Why's sex so complicated?
beastiality shouldnt really be very indicative of your sexual preference in humans, i fucking love all sorts of animals of both genders and many species but i still consider myself a lesbian. and trannies are kind of a debatable thing but i usually just see them as women if they pass as one. the main reason i say im a lesbian is because i find men kind of repulsive on the whole sexual level.
I want to be a lesbian lion.
>not the texas horned lizard
>that is texan, horny, and all female reproducing through lizard cloning with lesbianing for funsy
Truly the best animal
Are you sure it's a male wolf? It presented butt to her. It also obviously has lots of experience with humans and has affection for her. It may even consider her dominant.
I tend to be insecure in my relationships with others, so I'm often too attentive and drive people nuts. I need multiple people to spread it out among. Escorting gave me multiple targets, but now that I quit that, I drive potential partners away.
I was 9. She was 15. She was my sister's friend. We got to know each other because our families were close and we were neighbors.
Nothing sexual ever happened but one time she kissed me on the lips. I've never forgotten her.
I'm fairly certain it's a male wolf, but here's the thing anon: I want it to be a male wolf, and I want that wolf cock inside the pretty lady. And I want to watch that, and I want her to like it, and the wolf to like it, so that I can like it.
That doesn't seem very dykey to me.
Not exactly very bislut or straight girl shit either. You're just a weird kinky bitch. It happens. Go talk to some furry board about it.
Working with animals, like working with children, makes me as far from sexually attracted to that shit as possible. Just disgusting creatures every single animal and child. Why fuck that I'll never know.
Senior year, hs. Girl I had known two years but got to know really well towards the end. Theres too much to explain how or when I knew that I loved her, but even though we went to college hundreds of miles away I still felt like I could just roll over and snuggle into her neck at any moment. We only had sex once. It was thanksgiving break, strangely enough, but we always made time to see each other. Whenever I think about her I still get this feeling that I missed out on the one chance I had for the type of life I want to live. She's still the kindest and most loving person I've ever known.
My boyfriend and I just told each other we loved each other an hour ago. We've been together three months. I dunno, but I think it'll work out for a lot longer still. My life is going pretty good.
Why are gay men illiterate? You're always doing this. Nearly every thread, a gay man chimes in on the OP thread topic, not reading any posts, and ignoring all of the parts screaming >LESBIAN< in the title.
Is this revenge or something? Does some stupid bitch keep going in your thread and kicking up a fuss?
Niggerfaggot, I have TWO girlfriends. I am hogging all the women for myself. Someday there will be a harem. My life is great and I love letting off steam by shitposting here.
And none of that changes the fact that you can't read.
I went in a gay general to see what they talk about. It was pretty much just dick and grindr hookups in the whole thread.
So I guess with that just all the time some occasional gay man must get bored of it and come shitpost in lesgen. Even though we have a fuckton of trolls at least we talk about a varied topics and sometimes in different languages so that's cool.
Posting lewd shit freaks them out though so that's fun.
I feel for ya. I had a roommate rob me of some stuff. At least it was to pay off a troubled debt, not buy drugs. Asshole tried to sell an old perl necklace I'd been given by a client. At least I got it back quickly. I now keep all that shit in a safe deposit box at a bank. Also no more roommates.
That's not how nipples work?
Unless maybe she just gave birth so she's lactating. But from talking with other girls that do the breastfeeding shit lactating is more painful to boring/numb, never something stimulating.
But it's from some radiation fucked country. They're not even allowed to see full nudes. Bunch of virgins otherwise. Fuck if they understand sex or the female body.
Heey, on weird titties.
I'm in texas and there's parks that allow topless. Kinda wanna go by a lake and just lay around topless getting some color on my tits cause it bothers me a bit that they're so pale compared to the rest of me. Feels like some sun would do them good.
I avoid the sun, and just do lots of vitamin D3. My skin is supper smooth and soft because of that. My doc doesn't even believe I'm 50, and she's known be for two decades, and seen my full medical history going back to birth.
> Human males (dicks) just seem even lower than that
Think this too
There is this brand to put your dick everywhere without thinking when you're male.
That's sad, where the self respect at. I don't want my male friend to think this way.
>inb4 y u freind with da ennemee
>tfw you never felt a nipple
This tortures me everyday.
My dog just ate a microSD with my chinese cartoon lesbian porn and she won't vomit. What are the chances that the card survives and functions once she shits it? Should I go ask /an/?
Non goldies should feel ashamed. Don't even talk to me unless you have Das Goldstern
Let them come. Do they really think they can challenge me? King of Lesgen?
The first bitch appears. No fake lesbian germs shall touch me you foul creature.
>How are you lonely?
I'm awkward, shy and anxious as fuck irl and generally feel like I'm probably too damaged to be in a relationship honestly. I'm working on it, though.
Nah familio. Thrusting motions make me feel like I have to piss. More like gentle pressure and going in a circle. It's not bad, but I can't really get off from it tho.
>i don't doubt i can get my hands on the girl though.
Hopefully I'll get there someday. As it stands now, I'm the type that will go out of my way to avoid conversation with strangers. Going out in public can be stressful for me sometimes, but I've gotten much better. I just need to start putting myself out there, I guess.
>straight chick friends always tell me about random cute lesbians that keep trying to hit on them, ask them out, make out with them outta nowhere, etc
>them: oh haha isn't it so funny because it's cute but slightly annoying!
>me: *internally seethe* yeah don't you hate when that happens! haha!
>wish everyday that a girl would approach me like that
Straight girls exaggerate that shit though.
>before I came out
>acted like a straight girl
>complimented other girls and friendly like a straight girl do
>no big deal
>never accused of hitting on a girl or anything
>still act the same
>other straight girls "OMG ARE YOU HITTING ON ME I HEARD YOU WERE GAY"
Not even just me I can't tell you how often I'll be hanging around a mix of lesbian and straight girls and every fucking time a straight girl will walk away all big headed thinking every dyke wanted her pussy just because one said "oh hey nice hair".
I think it's because lesbians are rare so it's like super hot points if besides getting hit on by normal dudes you also get hit on by lesbians.
>>Told best friend I loved her
>>We had been fucking for months
>>She seemed cool with it and said she likes me back
>>All is good for a few days
>>Get in fight one day over something small
>>She blows it up and makes it worse and worse
>>Ask her what's wrong, what's REALLY wrong besides all this little shit
>>She pushes me down and starts wailing on me and then put hands her around my neck and chokes me
>>I've gotten in fights all my life
>>Pretty high pain tolerance
>>Stop fighting back and let her hit me over and over just staring at her
>>She's on top of me crying and calling me a dyke and tells me I should kill myself
>>Eventually she stops and I just get up and just start walking towards the door
>>She starts freaking out apologizing, wont let me pass the bedroom doorway
>>Blocking my way hysterically crying she's sorry
>>Tears are rolling down my eyes not from getting hit but from her words
>>I eventually shoved past her and walk through the door and go for a walk
>>Sit somewhere serene and clear my head and cry hard for the first time in a long time
>>Friends since we were kids and we had moved into together and were fwbs for quite awhile
>>Go back home and she apologizes and tells me she can't love me
>>Yup ok I get it
>>Stop kissing/hugging/cuddling her completely and sleep in separate rooms
>>She gets pissed off I don't want to cuddle, kiss or fuck her or pay for her shit anymore
>>Tells me she wants to keep doing it as practice for when she gets a bf eventually
So that happend the first time I told someone I loved them.
Well yeah everyone exaggerates a little, but I've seen it happen though. I can't stand going to a club with my straight girl friends anymore; it really grinds my gears that they always get the only other single lesbian there to glom on them all night, and not even by doing or saying anything to initiate it. It is so fucking disheartening.
Wow anon, that's rough.
It was wrong of her to try and use you like that, I know you were fwb for a while but the way she tried to push it on you afterwards is fucked. I hope you're ok.
It destroyed me inside for awhile. Honestly wanted to kill myself that day but I love my family a lot. I walked around like a zombie for half a year. It hurt more because we had been so close for so long and it was the first time I had ever let someone in only to rip my heart out. And SHE was the one who initiated sex, and came on to me which started us being fwbs. She's crazy about some guy now whose a complete idiot now though, so good luck to her. I wish I never met her, or went out of my way for her as much as I did, or felt so much for her or fell so hard-- but at least I know when the right one comes around how capable I'll be to go above and beyond for them and how much fucking love I have to give.
I know I must've greentexted similar before but my brother has the fucking worst taste in women
>my girlfriend and my brother and his friend and I all just hanging around at bar
>playing pool, drinking, shittalkng
>brothers keeps buying these fruity shots they keep going around with
>gf and I playing the table while bro and his bud get drinks and figure if there's some after party with some chicks they wanna bang somewhere soemthing
>all of a sudden some chick shouting
>whaats going on
>ask, get pushed my shouty chick
>girlfriend gets defensive
>girlfriend stop I will fight this on my own I am drunk
>also what's going on still?
>just hear youslutyouslutyouslut
>oh hey brother there you are did you hear slut said 3 times and you had to appear?
>shouty chick is all up in his face now
>he's a cheating slut fucking this giirl yaddda yadda
>poor brother he's also pretty tipsy and not good at this shit
>laughing at him but trying to tell her to chill
>cause I'm his sister
>and also look my girlfriend!
>but yeah he is cheating on you he cheats on everything are you new?
>she calls bullshit
>every goddamn time
>these sluts my brother fucks get jelly of me
>cause we don't look alike due to different dads
>not just me but some even get jealous seeing him out with his own daughter
>he just fucks the craziest most jealous chicks
>finally brother talks her down
>she comes up to me apologizing
>talking about meeting our family and being good in the future
>laugh in her face oh god no no that's not happening but that's hilarious
>girlfriends now more serious and mad at this chick telling her to just leave or she'll call the cops
>shouty girl crying after brother, finally leaves
>brother just apologizing, his friend and us teasing him over it
That's like the 3rd time I've hung out with him in a bar and some ex chick he's fucked with got jelly. 2nd time WITH my girlfriend. Ah this dude.
I can imagine how much it would have hurt. You've come out of this much better than a lot of people have in similar situations, I respect that. I know you'll find the right girl, you have an amazing attitude.
>tfw girl i feel in love with on the internet didn't want me
>tfw start using dating sites but im scared
>tfw go out with one girl and she has a kid
>Talk about the first time you felt love, confessed love,
ive done that a few times and i always get rejected
> heard someone say they love you.
thats never happened
im 31 and no one has ever been in love with me.
I start out relationships, some i really cared about and a few looking back i was in love with, but they turn out to be the following
>straight but think hooking up with girls is hot; just not a permanent option.
you wouldnt believe how many potential hookups go for hours before they admit to having a guy. two old gfs i dated for an embarrassing amount of time wanted a man and family to settle with.
some always keep it in the beginning/hookup phase cuz they never feel comfortable actually being in a longterm real relationship with another female yet date guys longterm
most just think its a sexy thing and nothing more.
Always have anxiety wondering if the person im with is gonna straight out one day cuz babycrazy again.
i dont like talking about gay rights, feminism, gender issues, identities, acceptance...
to some people, its their biggest hobby and just about the only feature of their personality.
Im not even into women that look gay. Just dress normal, do your hair nice, whatevs
Also last month there was this super cute indian girl at the mall that hit on me. Went home and fapped like crazy thinkin of her, messaged a bit and planned to meet again. She wrecked it tho sayin how she wanted to get with a woman for the first time to "express her femininity" or something. Real awkward thing to say.
Just thinkin back on it, none ive dated ever thought me as equal or liked me for me. Think it was about showing off that theyre dating another girl, one who dresses the way i do or something, and having fun sex that they dont consider serious. The few actual lesbians ive been with again cared that i was female more than anything about my actual personality; they were the power lesbian type.
think im just done.
im this person >>5638618
usually i dont into gay-themed things.. like this board desu, but this thread was on the 4chan frontpage so i felt like ranting.
Ill admit this tho: i fall for everyone whos just kind to me. Even if i dont, i really try to convince myself "maybe she'll be the one and we'll have a happy future together" when im not even feeling that the person is what i want. I chock it up to "well people are different.. lemme try to love this person for who they are" and get just too flattered by any attention i get from them.
Its why ive been in so many relationships and hookups; even ones i really didnt like from the start.
Iunno how to meet new people but at this point ive learned not to force it. Meeting new people under the pretense that dating is an option is an easy route to convincing yourselves that just cuz you get along, you should date.
had no idea so many of you were old as shit
explains the bitterness
Just subscribed to Okcupid and instead of looking for matches I'm just laughing at some of the users photos. How can these girls take a pic like that and think; "yeah, I look good on it.". Christ.
you must be looking at the real ones and not the fake girls OK cupid posts.
They dont really market to lesbians with fakes as much as they do guys.
Yea, you look at them and you easily see why theyre on the site. Granted, id be doing the same thing cuz /lonelyaf, but the one time i tried i kept getting really old women (60s) saying they want to "experience the love only a woman can give"
trying the Whisper app now.. its a lot of high school age lesbians so im out of luck.
the first time my ex fiance' told me he loved me, all I felt was guilt and sadness, because I knew one day I'd fuck it up. I knew we'd just turn out like my parents, hateful and nasty to each other.
Needless to say, that's exactly what happened. To this day I fucking hate myself for it.
There's even men in my matches when I specified I didn't want to be seen by straight people. God damnit, I'm single for nearly 4 years, and none of those girls are appealing to me, besides a few.
lol I know. Most people have no clue how to take a good photo.
I've taken photos for a few friends to use in their dating profiles. They look significantly better than most of the rest you see. Some of the girls even got asked if they modeled. All I did was have them properly make themselves up, do their hair nicely, then I used a Canon 40D + 50mm lens with a good flash diffuser on my external flash. I didn't even break out the strobes. No post processing except to sharpen, resize and crop.
pic is what I now normally do with my camera. I'm no fan of photographing people anymore, and I won't post the people shots I've done. The dragon fly was a good 25 feet up in a tree. I had to go back to the car to get my 300mm lens and a 1.4x teleconverter to take the photo. I was photographing with the camera pointing nearly straight up. Unfortunately I botched the focus a little bit.
>dreamt about exgf for the first time in over a year last night
>had a retarded argument with gf over basically fucking nothing today
This is horrible. I miss the days when i was a neet who hadnt fallen in love.
Its idiotic that it still hurts, honestly.
Its been more than a year and a half since we broke up, so that shouldnt hurt at all.
As for the argument today, im not even sure where it came from. Things just got out of hand. I say one thing, then she picks holes in something I did a month ago, and so.
Its fucking upsetting, because shes brilliant in most every way. But fucking hell, confrontation just ends up in being called names and guilt tripped.
yea ive lost lots of friendships cuz i just dont want to deal with them anymore for this.
They get drunk, they get real flirty
some asked to hookup and cheat on their guys cuz "it doesnt count"
some asked to hookup cuz "they have an arrangement"
also, lotta guy friends hit on me, lotta guys on dating apps say they'll fuck me straight or wanna get in on lesbosex
i got 1 guy friend who treats me like a bro. Great guy, i love him, but i cant even hang out with him cuz his wife is one of those types like i mentioned.
I always had those arguments too, they blew up from misunderstandings. I say the wrong things when I am upset or angry and turn into a fucking robot with no feelings
Yeah that sounds familiar.
Just comes out of nowhere. Then she starts bringing up stuff from ages back, or things I said offhandedly a week ago, and then I just dont know what to say and inevitably fuck something up.
Currently she seems to be really upset and angry, meanwhile Im just kinda in a depressed malaise robot mode.
I dont know why she even likes me if all she can do is complain about how Im not this or that all the time.
desu my breakup made me realize a lot of things. I decided to write them down in some sort of letter form and send it to her. She said that was prolly the most honest I have ever been. Now I wish I had done it earlier but before I didn't really realize it was that bad.
Maybe you can do something like that. Writing it down made me able to just say what I want to say without it turning it into an argument.
Unless you really feel it's not going to work out,.
Not at all, my hair grows relatively fast. It's just awfully thick. People at the shop stare whenever I get it cut because they can't believe how much hair I leave behind. I'll work on doing things with it, I'm kinda fond of my mane now.
Long hair is fine, but I go pretty crazy for messy updos and short hair with a lot of curl or texture. My heart just can't stop racing when I see that sort of thing, and it can make the most plain face suddenly very, very attractive.
Because it's obnoxious to type like a 15 year old white girl trying to sound like a 40 year old black woman, and everyone (including the admin) wants you to realize how fucking much you spam that stupid shit, and how idiotic it makes you look.
4chan has had word filters for its entire history, you newfag shitburger. From day 1. Where exactly do you think you are?
My ex was like that. Legitimate genius, incredibly driven, was always supportive but also kinda pushy. It really did help, I became a more capable person, but it was draining. And every single time she was upset, it became my fault, and out came all these little things that I don't even remember doing and she's just taking me on an extended shamecation. It was like night and day, too. She was usually the sweetest person on the planet, but when she got set off, it was a nightmare.
There's something about brilliance that makes you unforgiving, I guess.
Not her, but also old. Once you get to a certain age you realize that it's not worth it to waste your time with someone just because you are lonely and become more picky, this applies to many things in life actually. Life is to short and once you figure out things that annoy you it's easier to avoid them from the get go.
>be freshman in college
>hooking up with bicurious roommate
>keeps calling herself a virgin cuz no dick involved
>infuriating as hell
>decide to get a strap on
>go to sex shop
>see man at counter
>girl at counter
>she starts explaining different types
>end up sharing that I've never been penetrated
>she offers various dildos
>weirdly don't want to do it myself
>end up going to the girl's apartment the next day
>she slips restraints on my wrists
>puts on strap on
>spends 20 minutes fucking me
>have the strongest orgasm I've ever hd up to that point
>look up at her, tell her I love her
>she kisses me
>end up having zero feeling for roommate now
>Finland, In high school
>friend, a girl, says she likes me and wait To date me.
>ok, I'm bi so going to give her a change
>End up dating her In on/Off relationship for 3years
>it was on/Off because she was annoying as fuck most of the time
>says she loves me
>date her for another year, because I don't have the courage To say I don't love her back
>she gets more annoying everyday
>my bestfriend and brother says I should dump her retarted ass
>she thretens To kill me
>laugh it off
>this crazy bitch, dodge'd a fucking bullet
>4 years later, never saw her again
>have attractive friend who's told me recently she's bi
>extremely dubious of her being bi
>but she's hot so I kinda wanna try and have some fun anyway (no sex, just makeout)
>not out, so not sure how I'd go about bringing this up
I'm just not sure if this could potentially ruin our friendship (she's one of my closest friends), nor do I know if I would feel comfortable doing something like this. I've been the kind of person that for the longest time thought I'd save my first kiss to someone special, I don't want to regret giving it away in such an emotionless matter just because I feel I cannot bear the absence of human intimacy any longer;
also wouldn't want this to compromise my personal feeling of integrity.
At this time though, I'm just thinking it'd be healthier to go with my young impulses and live a little. I'm 19 and kissless ffs.
My question is: Is this advised? Will I get into deep shit by trying this? Will it ruin our friendship?
My integrity is telling me I'm just seeking validation from another (female) human being and that this is not me, but then my consciousness is also telling me why the hell not? Why not live a little? It doesn't have to be serious.
>at gym getting swole
>two qt girls there working out
>giggling together and talking about making pizza after
>find out they're a couple
>tfw they're living the dream
>whatever food is my girlfriend now
>go in the grocery store
>they're in there
>paranoid as shit that they think I followed them or something
>sperg out inwardly and leave
>go eat at Taco Bae to console myself
>been trying to bulk up a little bit but it doesn't seem to work no matter how I eat
>tfw I fuck up everything
I saved my first kiss for someone special. Giant waste of time, she was out of my life a month later. Just up and disappeared entirely. I've had kisses after that which were a lot better, and I'm a little annoyed I'm noticeably worse at it than the women I kiss.
Forget that nonsense, romance is in passion, and not arbitrary standards of prudishness. If you think someone is hot, and they're into it, kiss them. It ain't marriage.
I need to get out and do it more often.
I'm brilliant, yet very forgiving. Maybe to much so.
Are they made from real penises?
>Forget that nonsense, romance is in passion, and not arbitrary standards of prudishness. If you think someone is hot, and they're into it, kiss them. It ain't marriage.
Just think about it this way, now you will break up with this girlfriend and have dreams about her later that make you cry and fuck up other relationships.
Or you can tell her that you want a civil talk with her, not a petty argument, and talk about whatever is happening with you two and see the reason of all those shit fights. Cause to be honest, she sounds awesome.
>Forget that nonsense, romance is in passion, and not arbitrary standards of prudishness. If you think someone is hot, and they're into it, kiss them. It ain't marriage.
I want to high five you.
you're right, that's just what I've been thinking.
Right now I'm just curious if someone's attempted this before and if it had any bearings on the friendship. I just need to know our relationship as friends will remain intact.
have you been eating your oatmeal anon?
>couple that does workout together
yeah that sure is a butterfly inducer
Yup. Sometimes I'll put soy butter in it for extra protein (allergic to peanuts, but plan on getting desensitized soon). I'm getting .75-1g of protein per pound of body weight a day and I eat constantly. The only thing I know to do is up my carb intake a bit.
>at the gym
>notice qt redhead
>she looks at me
>smile awkwardly and walk to other side of the gym
>keep working out as far away as possible while wishing I could be normal
Every fucking time a girl seems interested is like I have a meltdown and mess it up.
I actually have a girl I like, but I fear every single day I'm going to puss her away as I always do. We are friends and we flirt and stuff. Can't seem to go forward from there, don't want to get stuck in the friendzone if I don't act, but I have no clue how to act.
>Every fucking time a girl seems interested is like I have a meltdown and mess it up.
I know that feel sis. I talk mad shit for someone who will avoid sitting next to a qt girl on the bus for fear she might talk to me. This is the third time in less than a year that I've seen a girl I think is cute at my gym only to find out she's totally gay at least, but in a relationship with an equally cute girl.
I just hate the idea that if I let my wave of confidence loose and talk too casually with a qt she'll realize I'm weird and incapable of getting a girlfriend. Facing the truth I see deep down is terrifying and I try to ignore women where possible.
I was 16 years old. Catfished a guy with a girl's pictures. Fell in love with him, he fell in love with me. He was like 23 or something. I kept it hidden for a year. We stopped talking for a year when my parents saw our texts on my phone and answered a call from him, letting him know I was an underage boy and to stop.
We didn't talk for a year, I reached out and explained. Showed him my photo. I was like 17 or 18. He told me that I was very handsome and stuff. We talked briefly, but I didn't wanna deal with it anymore. I was afraid he'd ruin my life if I added him on FB or anything like that..
However, I might reach out soon. I'm 22 now. Happily have a boyfriend that I am very much in love with, more than I loved anything. It'd be nice to have a friend out of him even if we just talk once a year...
>>Walking in a store, basically empty
>>Cute red haired chick is walking towards me
>>Make eye contact for a second
>>She has blue eyes
>>She smiles and her face lit up at me and she's taller then me
>>Almost walk into each other despite all the space in the store
>>I smiled back and blushed and hid my face into my zipped up coat like a kid and darted off in another direction like a beta faggot
>>Mfw I probably looked like an idiot
>>Went to the bathroom, went back to my sister
>>"Why is your face red."
>>"Because I'm shy as fuck."
Kill me now.
I think she's talking about the character that faints around pretty girls (or something like that). At some point she gets a potion where she'll see guys as girls so that she'll become 'straight'. Or to get over the fainting.
My girlfriend and I have been together for 4 years and it's more or less an open relationship.We go to lesbian clubs a lot but I'm too nervous and too awkward to ask a chick if she's down to fuck at the club/bar. I can get a drunk one to dance with me, but that's about as far as it goes. I'm so thirsty for some lesbian pussy. There's too much dirty bi pussy out on cl/okc.:(
>theres a pair of lesbian sisters in an incestual relationship in your city
>tfw you will never lose your virginity in a threesome with sisters
>fucking your sisters
Gross. This shit only works in manga, absolutely not in real life. Oh wait, it doesn't in manga either.
My first sexual explorations were with the two girls down the block. Their moms were in a relationship and lived together, so they were effectively step sisters. Everybody jokingly referred to them as twins because their birthdays were only a few weeks apart and they were inseparable. Both were the same height and had almost identical body shapes. One ahd blonde with fair skin, and the other black haired with olive skin. The two of them slept together back then despite having their own beds, and are now married.
Seriously fuck you for reminding me. The sex scenes were hot though...
It's always a pleasure to help other anons. Here, let me drink your tears.
I actually have several sisters. But I'm the youngest and they say if the gap between the last sibling is more than 5 years the youngest is considered closer to an only child. I wouldn't do anything with my own sisters, but I have an incest fetish on other women.
>tfw you will never become the gf of your best friend's sister
>tfw your best friend will never be secretly in love with you and get jelly
>tfw she will never ask for a threesome with you and your gf/her sister
My sisters are objectively pretty hot, one of them is even gay too, but I would never have sex with them. I remember way too many nasty things about them. And our personalities are too similar, they clash terribly.
But maybe that's not true for someone else's sisters, I don't know. It's hot to think about. It's double taboo!
>tfw too scared too ask out any crushes and get into a relationship because I'm unsure if they like girls
This is the main reason why I haven't dated yet and haven't heard a qt say ily. Any advice on how to tell if a girl is into you or even into pussy???
>Talk about the first time you felt love
First time I had a crush was weird. I was 12, and was really attracted to this girl who went to my school. My crush probably lasted around a year, but she was completely different from me, we didn't share any interests or mindsets, and in retrospect, she also treated most people quite badly.
The first time I actually felt love for someone was a couple years later, when I fell in love with a friend of mine. We actually had a lot in common, had a great relationship, and I developed feelings for her after a couple of months. She wasn't, and still isn't, really comfortable with her own sexuality though, so our relationship became a bit awkward and we never became a couple or anything.
Me having feelings for her was kinda obvious, since I always "joked" about it. At one point, my best friend had the idea that I drunkenly write a document to her about my feelings. I did that, handed it to her, and that was the point she actually realized that I was in love with her.
>heard someone say they love you
I think the first person who actually told me that they love me in a romantic way was my best friend. He had feelings for me for the longest time and at one point confessed them, just so because he felt I should know how he feels about me. It didn't change our relationship much, we're still friends, and he was just really relieved that I didn't become distant because of that confession.
N-Now I'm only hoping that my current crush will become my gf soon and I can actually hear a girl say that she loves me.
>out with friends today
>one friend invites her gay friend who doesn't know us
>many of us are quite flirty, I am especially so with my crush
>whilst eating dinner, gay friend asks "So, I wanna make sure I know all of your sexual orientations"
>hesitantly asks me if I'm a lesbian, I say yes
>next up is my crush; friends states with a lot of confidence that she must also be a lesbian
>entire group laughs because she isn't, but apparently seems totally gay because of my constant flirts with her
>new friend also admits that she thought I was the straight one who hits on lesbians for fun
This is "But you don't look like a lesbian" in its perfection.
When are You! Newfags god and it's always some little flamer that comes over from mtf. No you don't pass bro. Even when you get your hair did. You STILL just look like your trying to hard. Como jodes. Your not even on mons yet and you think you some how have progressed. I don't mind hug boxing but your ass is ridiculous
S I've been here longer than you and I gotta say everyone hates you and wishes you'd die and stop sperging everywhere all the time. Every opinion you have is stupid. Most of the time everyone tries to just filter you out and ignore and truly that's what I ought to do to but I just didn't want you to go around thinking you were liked by anyone today.
I wanna hug a girl right now really badly but there is none.
I almost always end up hitting on or being hit on by the new lesbian whenever ones introduced before we're aware the other is gay. I don't know why this happens but it does.
>last time this happened
>visiting friend in ny
>hanging with her group of friends
>really cool, having fun
>walking on some bridge
>been joking with this one girl
>she keeps complimenting my eyes, I keep teasing her for being short in that flirty way
>all of a sudden we're holding hands
>in a stupid goofy swinging obnoxious way
>she keeps saying lesbifriendslesbifriends
>having fun over all
>one of the dude friends yelling at her that she takes all the cute girls
>me "oh wait are you a lesbian?"
>her "oh yeah is it a problem?"
>me "haha no way just funny cause I am too"
>her "no shit let's kiss"
>me "fuck yeah!"
>kiss a little
>make out some
>eating at a mcdonalds getting to know friends' friends while she's on my lap
>they're teasing her that she's a little player
>I am totally fine with being played
>end up fucking around with her
>she kicked the dudefriend that's her roommate out of their little place so we could fug
>my friend that I was staying with and introduced me just laughing at it
>she figured we were gonna fuck but didn't say shit cause she didn't wanna be all "hey lesbian I know another lesbian"
But more often the girl introduced isn't my type. I still kinda flirt out of habit though. Guess that's why I don't end up with lesbian friends. Either I fuck around or I don't.
I need a job, and I need some fucking pussy. I'm taking 15 units so I don't have time for a job. I'm also a big fucking loser, but I also have a bisexual girlfriend who is also a loser and also wont put out as much as she used to. All the good pussy is in SD, LA, SF, Oakland, Portland, Brooklyn, and Seattle. I'm so desperate for some fucking pussy, dear god why is it so hard to get good pussy!?
I wish someone would actually care. No more attention whores wanting to feed their ego or random bitches looking for validation.
I wish a girl would think of me at night. Hell I'd settle for a small smile during the day when her toughs drift on my direction.
Nothing complicated, no ignoring just because or petty shit. Just a normal relationship. Going out, staying in... the simple pleasure of talking late at night while together in bed or something, anything...
But nobody cares, why would they? It's just nice to dream sometimes.
I know exactly what you mean. I'm very loving and I get stuck on the person I'm with. But when's my turn? When is someone else going to long to touch me, and ache to be around me, and stay up at night thinking about me and not wanting that to be over?
>space out in ASL class for a second
>professor signing too fast for me to follow entirely
>notice qt classmate staring intently at my chest
>heart skips a beat
>realize professor was just using my shirt's decoration as an example
>o-oh okay thanks
>I was always a chubby nerdy girl since high school
>Pretty good grades and people only talked to me to ask to copy my homework or explain some math stuff
>after getting my engineering I found work not long after
>met a lot of people I didn't really care about
>met also a cute girl there but I couldn't tell if she was a lesbian; I've never been in a relationship before
>After a long time we became good friends but I could never tell her my feelings.
>One of my friends from work finally makes me get the courage to tell her how I feel and it fuckign works out somehow
>we start dating
It's actually too bad we got killed by some evil flower though, other than that its the happiest i've even been in all of my life!
Hell i just go on those to troll the shit out of them. Mind you its not intentional its just. People are so self-centered now a days. I spend time just guessing before i open it if i can read the person's mentality before i actually see what they say.
Is there anything you think that isn't a self-congratulatory wankfest that shows off how much of a boisterous idiot you truly are? Or do those rare thoughts just not make it to the typing stage for you?
Leave it. Half the time it's just shitposts or this obvious lie. You respond and it's just gonna shit out some "HUHU TROOLL HATING ON ME" and then keep that up till it gets the last retarded phrase. Just filter.
Legit hope S dies. Also kek.
The fuck is a wankfest? Are you trying to remain genderless in here young man?
---You are failing---
You boys are desperate aren't you...
How you talk about "your" chan. When you never fought in gg.
How you walk in to threads samefagging when all two of you aren't there at the same time.
How you talk about high school "like" it was just yesterday. Have Any of you EVER actually had the pleasure of getting in to a real fight with a real 4chan'er
Do you even know what these people could do to you? The way you boys keep coming in here like that?
No. S is a uber dyke with narcissistic behavior. She has in fact been here for a wile. Nowhere near as long as the chan God's, but most certainly long enough to know and respect chan gods when she see's them.
What the fuck is wrong with your concept of the apostrophe? You're accusing people of being newfags and men when you don't even know wank and fap as local vernacular? Holy shit, you are very slightly worse than kek, so now you are some kind of idiot monster. You are actually subhuman.
You're missing the biggest thing
The real reason why we won't have sex with our sisters isn't because we don't find them attractive/a=have seen too many nasty things about her or whatver
It's because incest is taboo.
Like no one would have sex with their parents without calling it a fetish or having some kind of antisocial disorder, no one would fuck their siblings, period.
>meet and start hanging out/studying with brilliant, hot classmate
>attracted to her, but not really in love
>spend a whole night studying ochem, meet her the next morning to study together
>"anon, I've not slept in two days and breakfast was a knife full of peanut butter jesus are we going to be able to do this?"
>all of a sudden, feel a wave of affection crash over me
>study together, ace exam together
>confess my love for her
>"sorry anon i don't do relationships"
>heart breaks so hard that I literally go insane and start hallucinating her face on everyone, forcing me to lock myself in my room for a week
Yeah no. I'm never falling in love again.
/co/, /fit/, and /ck/ and sometimes /cgl/ for girly shit
occasionally /sp/ for muh sports and /tv/
kinda just come to /lgbt/ to watch lesgen
/gif/ for porn, sometimes /u/ for some specific things, usually find porn outside of 4chan.
what do you all get out of lesgen?
I've been browsing 4chan for years but only just started browsing /lgbt/... some threads are interesting and/or funny but lesgen is a bit dry really... no?
I mostly lurk /lit/
Same thing I get out of the rest of 4chan
>absofuckinglutely nothing of value
I guess the only thing is I can come here and talk about having a gf as a girl without getting accused of being attention whore or a slut or making it up or ugly dyke lying or whatever.
Why do you fags go after girls that aren't gay. I don't understand that. I feel no attraction to girls who I know aren't gay. You just have to reset your mind to that mentality that way you don't feel let down each time. Or just be like the gay guys and have no feelings involved at all. Gaygen ftw
You're really gonna come in here and take the one fag we all hate serious and ignore how gay dudes here are so often into straight guys and whine about it that it's been a meme for the longest?
Not saying all gays worship that straight cock but jesus it's obviously a thing you're ignoring and focusing on some shitposter we all hate instead like that's the way all lesbians are.
>in hs 2nd year asl class
>less than one month into sr school year
>teacher randomly pairs up the students for a practice day
>today I'm paired with the captain of the majorettes (K)
>I'd been crushing on her since I first saw her two years before
>K claims part of the pillow pile for us to sit on during signing
>K's best friend (B) claims another part of it for her and her partner
>we spend the second half of class signing random questions and answers back and forth to each other
>I'm doing my best to not get distracted by those tree sets of heavenly curves in front of me
>K signs "lets do this Helen Keller style"
>K slides closer to me, then we read each other's signing with our hands instead of eyes
>I'm finding it hard as I've never done it before
>I eventually sign "this is frustrating."
>K return signs "you're doing it better than when I first tried."
>as K's signing that somebody puts her hands on my shoulders and says "I see you two have found a way to get intimate."
>I turn beet red and open my eyes
>it's one of the other cheerleaders(V).
>V takes my hands and signs into them "we'd love to practice with you this weekend."
>I sign in the open "sure, when are you thinking of?"
>K signs "Saturday after the game"
>I sign “Drat! I'll be working then. Wait, you actually study after games?”
>signing partner “We do, but the way we do it is fun. How about after cheer practice today?”
>I sign “sure, but I have an appointment from 3 to 5, then dry cleaning to pick up.”
>K signed “Cool, I usually have dinner ready a bit after 6.”
>we used up the last few minutes of class with them getting me directions to V's place
>I get there about 6.
>there were 5 of us from the asl class plus a few others showed up after dinner
>all sorts of types of homework were being done
>at first I ended up teaching physics, chemistry, and calculus to three of them.
>Scholastically I was a total nerd. ;)
>about 2 hours into the study session the one who had marveled at my hair when I arrived starts running her fingers through my hair, and exclaimed how soft it was
>it was then that I told them I'd just had a couple hour cleanse and restore on my skin and hair that afternoon
>for the next hour plus it was all girl talk on skin, hair, makeup, etc.
>we eventually all got back to homework
>at various points a few headed home
>eventually all the homework is done
>It was now near 11pm, and I'm packing my books up
>the few remaining were clearly relaxing in pairs except for me
>K asks if I have a curfew
>I tell her no, but even if I did mom and dad won't be home until Friday night, and I'll be out working when they do get home
>I tell them most nights I'm on my own and I rarely ever see my mom and dad anymore. I'm almost always working on weekends when they are home, and they are often gone during the week when I'm home
>V tells me if I'm ever lonely I'm always welcome at her place
>they get me to stay for a couple more hours
>by the end of which I'm snuggled up with a couple
>over the next few months I get together with them as often as I can, which is maybe a day or two a week
And that was how I was drawn into the fem lesbian clique in hs. They'd figured I was les the previous year, but hadn't managed to draw me in. I never socialized with the other kids in school, and I always vanished after school. Turns out all the cheerleaders and majorettes in the asl class were lesbian or bisexual. Many had been studying together since jr high.
>wall of text
>and then they were all lesbians or bi
I've never fallen in love but I've had several crushes, the first one was on my best friend in middleschool but at the time I didn't know I was gay so I thought it was just some kind of admiration towards her, never got to tell her how I really felt.
first time I confessed love was unrequited, she was a lesbian too but she liked someone else (a mutual straight friend of ours)
and the first person who confessed to me was my best friend in highschool, we were talking on the bus when suddenly he kissed me out of nowhere, said that he was sorry and got off the bus. things got awkward and we stopped hanging out after a while
I guess I don't look gay enough for girls to hit on me/have a crush on me :/
(sorry if there's any grammar/spelling/whatever mistakes. I'm from Spain so english isn't my first language)
>a mutual straight friend of ours
That really sucks, anon. I'm sorry.
I'm tempted but I'm already in three games and I've got job and school on top of that.
What are you playing, anyway? I'm running an Eclipse Phase game and playing in a nwod Demon and a (lewd) Exalted 3rd ed game.
No no no... Im just saying about the love part. I love everyone, i just refuse to be IN love. I usually get whatever girl i want. It's just that i have come to the conclusion that girls are crazy and my heart can't take it any more.
It took a few months before I had sex with any of them. I most valued the friendship and cuddling we as we studied together. Also most of them were in monogamous couples already. My working on most Friday, and Saturday nights when they were partying together prevented a lot of the more amorous socializing with them.
I had this closet bar in the back seat of my car to hang clothes from on the way home from dry cleaning. Early on one of them got very nosy about that, and all the dry cleaning I did. I usually picked it up on Wednesdays. My dry cleaning all came home in these big garment bags that had supports to keep the bag from resting on the dress or gown. Also I was having a couple cleaned and pressed every week. Eventually she pried out of me that I was escorting on weekends. That caused a bit of a chilling with many of the girls. This was upper middle class suburbia we were in. It wasn't until that died down before I ended up in a relationship with any of them.
Sorry, no sex happened...
The reason incest is taboo is because the Westermarck effect makes you sexually uninterested on the people you grow up with. As always people are unable to rationalize shit, so they consider incest morally unacceptable just because they wouldn't fuck their parents/siblings themselves. And this biological tactic is good for breeders, but it serves no purpose in homos at all.
Can we please talk about how we all have mommy issues and we just want a nice older woman to take care of us as a stand in for a mother? I'm making the next general mommy issues.
So why do lesbians insist that female sexuality isn't fluid and that corrective rape hasn't had hundred of years of proven success?
Don't they know they can't Trump the Stump?
I would get dizzy over an exclusively les escort. She probably knows all kinds of mind-breaking sex acts, and could get me into contact with adorably desperate older women. But escorts can't afford to be exclusive, especially if they're going out every single weekend. And if you're entering into the horrid world of straight contact, you're going to be open to a whole lot of STI.
Lesbian sex truly is the cleanest and purest of all.
We just don't? At the worst I might finger in the shower but that's about it.
That's like asking how gay dudes do anal while they're taking a shit. I assume ya'll just wait till you aren't taking a shit anymore.
Oh hey thread past bump limit and didn't even notice. What's the lewdest thing you can post and get away with?
nails don't bother me as much except those extra pointy kind. Guess cause I've had super long nails and still managed to flick the bean fine enough. I get why other girls are opposed so I cut for them but personally if a girl is used to them and they aren't fake nails idgaf.
Finally this cause damn I wanna fuck.
Anyone notice porn has gotten a bit better for lesbians? Like more amateur stuff out there, less extremely long nails and faking, anal not in every damn thing.
Oh shit that's my shit too.
Really I notice it more in just regular masturbation. Pretty tame but I just love watching another girl just pleasure herself and before I could rarely find that, especially without it being extra weird and fake like she'd pleasure herself on a spatula or some odd shit. Now I find it often and easy, especially in amateur stuff of course, but in higher quality stuff too.
Eh. I love me some lingerie and semi lewd stuff but I really wanna test what, if any, limits there are to posting lewd lesbian shit on a blue board.
Mods don't care about ghetto boards, anon. Not that I want you to stop.
True but it's still hilarious to me.
I knoooooooow. Fuck it I need to get it while I'm still hot.
Also fav position right here to receive. Something about that angle of my hips that high up? Even if a girl is horrible at eating out if I can just lift up and use a pillow if she's not gonna help I can still cum.
I don't have any sisters.
As for knowing how to please a woman, I had women paying me to travel all over the world to treat them right for a day or few. Sadly they were a minority of the clients looking for service.
On STIs, never caught any after I upped my rates to a $1000 an hour and over. The clients were all clean.
>So what about period sex?
some women paid me for it. ;) Even some men wanted it. I never had a shortage of clients for that time of the month.
P sure this is the last I've got. Everything else either has sound or is too large.
Doing tricks is a form of acting. You end up acting for everybody, even those of your preferred sex.
idk but it's a mix of hilarious and erotic cause I think I just like looking at tongues
How do you become an escort and what are the requirements to do so? That seems like a lot of money and actually rather fun.
You compromised yourself to pander your underage pussy to who knows who, and plenty of sweaty dick. It's your body to sell, I ain't saying that, but it's no use pretending some kind of grandness to it.
Monosexuals don't have a "preferred" sex, anon. They have one sex they're attracted to, and one sex they're repulsed by. Like magnets.
>How do you become an escort and what are the requirements to do so?
I asked around and found a really good madam who only charged 20%. She also took care of all billing, etc. as part of that 20%. I had expenses above that. My yearly clothing budget was upwards of $250,000 a year. Seams like a lot, but that is only $5000 a week. Sounds like a lot, but at that level everything you wear is designer this or that, and stuff gets damaged before it's life is done. I figured on reusing most outfits 4 to 6 times. If a client wants you to go to a special event like opening night at the Metropolitan Opera, then bill them for the gown because you can't wear it again. A single gown for a major event can be $5000 to $25000, then add accessories, etc..
- drop dead gorgeous. I could have done glamour or bikini modeling, but my body is wrong for high fashion.
- iron psyche or at least one already pushed far into repression of everything. This is so you can survive any insult and still maintain your composure and act you are doing for your client. I really don't recommend it. Escorting will kill your feelings of self worth, and give you bad psychotic problems if you didn't already have them. I was already at the bottom of the barrel when I started so it actually helped me recover some self worth.
- knowledge of all forms of sex. Practice and become very proficient at a good number of them.
- knowledge of current affairs so you can keep your end of the conversation up.
- know politics, but also how to discuss them without injecting your own political opinions unless your client wants that. ;)
- knowledge of money and finance is good. Both from conversation standpoint, and for investing the money you will make. I'm living off my earnings, and at the rate I'm spending I will eventually die with more assets than I have now.
- keen fashion sense, or the income to hire one. I was good, and later on hired a fashion stylist and personal assistant to help me. His job was to select and maintain my outfits, and to make all hotel, travel, spa, etc. arrangements. I paid him around $50k a year plus room and board, and it was worth every penny because I stopped picking dud outfits clients didn't like, and my outfits I wore were in perfect shape every time so I impressed my clients and their friends better.
- keep notes on what your clients like and don't like so if they become repeat clients you can do an even better job. Repeat customers are gold, and may even start gifting you with fancy baubles.
- learn how to read your clients to figure out what they are liking and not liking. I was a master at that. Trying to keep my brothers and father from raping me helped me learn how to read and manipulate people.
Above all, remember your job isn't to have fun, but to make it so your client has fun. You are also there to be the perfect arm ornament and companion, even if you hate their guts.
I was already badly compromised. It isn't like I had a choice in being raped or not. By the time I was a teen my brain was so fucked up I couldn't maintain regular friendships, let alone relationships. Going into escorting allowed me to escape the family and all the problems they were causing me. It actually brought some fun and adventure to what was a dismal life. It also likely kept me from getting hooked on drugs again like I did when I was 12.
I agree with the other anons, waiting for "the right person" is a joke. It is sensible when you're younger, but only because you're at higher risk to end up doing something you didn't actually want. If you want to do something with someone, that is the right person.
However, you seem a bit more like you just want to get it over with. Personally I can't imagine myself making out with a friend just for fun, but I think that's a combination of having no good choices for that and having a lot of integrity (for better or worse).
Is there no gay club where you live? I'd rather go for that in the first place. For me, oddly enough it helps with the integrity aspect, because it's separate from my daily life. I don't care that much if people recognize me outside, they're gay too so.
Saw a female couple with two kids the other day. The kids seemed closer to one of them so the other probably wasn't the original parent, but from the way the women interacted, it was obvious that they weren't friends. Fuck, life would be so easy as a breeder, but whenever I see stuff like this, my brain tells me that this is the dream and it could happen to you too.
>wtb conversion therapy
>implying Trump supports stumping lgbt
That's some cultural shit that started long long ago, and you're stuck into our culture so no fucks given if it didn't serve purposes for fags n dykes back then.
What would be the purpose of marrying or even mating if there's actually no purpose of reproduction
The first crush that i ever had caught me off guard. I was in 8th grade and just fell in love with this girl in my class, I thought that she was completely perfect. I was upset about it for a while because I'd always feared that I might be a lesbian and my mom was always really homophobic. It was pretty bad cause a few months after the crush started my best guy friend asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend and i said yes because I thought I might end up liking him and stop liking girls. But the entire time we were a couple I never had any feelings for him and it was pretty awkward. I remember I strung blue flower petals on a long blade of glass and glued a small heart to each end and i was gonna put it on her desk when no one was looking. Looking back I'm happy that I did not because it would've been cringy.