Gay General: Yngwie Edition

Stop raiding /fit/ with your gay generals. It's annoying to gay lifters like me.

>>5655842
?

Hi

here for the memes
not the drama
lets keep it that way boys

>Tfw you will never be gangbanged by a large group of Hasidic jews

I wanna be a whore while I'm still young. How do I become a qt boy with a big ass

>>5655902
fucking disgusting honestly

>>5655902
brazilian butt lift

>>5655842

gaygen doesn't want them either

>>5655902
Post pics

I'm so unbearably lonely. All I want is a want is a warm body to cuddle and sleep with.

I stooped so low as to cuddle with a straight girl (posing as straight myself) for a night to feel some intimacy.

>>5655925
so you're not only lonely but also desperate
T H E
absolute
W O R S T

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>>5655900
They already do it every time you use your credit card.

>>5655904
I'm a gay virgin shut in at 19 sorry I want to fuck before I'm old and ugly friend

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>>5655935
tfw

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>I'm gay but I'm not a faggot

I laugh most of the time

>>5655940
Where from slut

>>5655944
did you get btfo in the other thread and now want to cry here

lmao

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>>5655897
shut your whore mouth you whore

>>5655940
>gay virgin shut in
>at 19
You have to be over 21 to post on here, please escort yourself into a volcano.

>>5655947
Ontario Canada. I have at least 2 months in the gym before I'd show myself naked though

>>5655953
But that's not correct!!

>>5655925
tell her you're bisexual. maybe she'll hook you up with a cute guy... or breakup with you. it's a win-win for you.

>>5655957
ontario is pretty huge m8 where actually from, GTAH?

also you're pretty lucky to still have your virginity in ontario, otherwise you'd have aids tbqh

>>5655966
Is our gay scene that bad? And yeah I'm in gta

>>5655957
I like chubby/ unfit boys pls post

>>5655977
No way dude I wanna be the next assbro

Except actually gay

anyone know how I can get a Jewish bf

>>5655981
Just please my boner fag boy

>>5655971
Our gay scene is pretty horrendous, yeah. Pretty much even though it's a hugely populated area, you're going to be running into the same exact people over and over again - and they aren't fun.

Still, there's plenty outside of the scene, just takes some patience tbqh.

>>5655987
/pol/ is a good place for that, self hating Jew gays are a rarity

>>5655987
try >>>/pol/
I'm not even joking here.

>>5655991
Aww.. Fucking stds I just wanna be a slut and not die

>>5655998
We all do anon, we all do

>>5655994
>>5655996
how do I spot anonymous kike qts

>>5656013
Tfw I'll never get to live out my exhibition fetish
Tfw I'll never have such a good body that men will grope me

It hurts to live desu senpai

>>5656020
Look for the like flag, ppl makes it easy

>>5656020
You don't have to spot them. They'll literally just say "As a jew... I agree"

>>5656020
Post a picture of a dollar bill. Everybody that replies with their erection is Jewish.

Good luck!

>literally tripped in front of my crush
>hopefully he didnt see it
>look at him
>hes laughing
im actually the nerd from every post-1990 disney show

>>5656020
it's all lies. there are no gay jews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yLbF0BtZs4

>>5656070

He probably thought it was cute

>>5656107
You're kind anon but you don't have to tell me sweet lies.

also has anyone bullied a bully in pre high-school school, that might have been the start of some of my fetishes tbqh

>>5656113

I'd think it was cute, I laugh at pretty inappropriate times. I feel bad about it but don't say anything because I'm afraid it'll make it more awkward.

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>>5656095
Why does that gentleman move his body around so much when he speaks?
Is he a shark? Does he need to keep the oxygen moving through his gills?

>>5656122
Literally the worst feeling tbqh

>>5656028
Damn nobody likes exhibitionism here huh
Fucking fags

My fetish is the best one

>>5656159
seek help

>>5656164
Man I bet you like piss or bug chasing you fag

>>5656159
OK den, post your boypussy. I personally like it swollen and gaping, so get to stuffin'

>>5656191
s e e k
h e l p
a s a p

>>5656198
Well I do have therapy this Thursday does that count

>>5656204
Yeah pretty much good job m8

>>5656209
What should I tell her when I go there? Tell me what you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sPffUUsUf0

Thoughts on guys who really believe they're God and can channel demons/aliens?

>>5656218
They can't really do any of that.
Tell them to contact James randy and collect the million. They won't!

>>5656159

I used to like exhibitionism, but kind of lost interest in it.

I got matched with this cute guy on tinder and started talking to him, very casually.
At first he struck me as a really cool, different guy, but as our conversation progressed, he got weirder and weirder.

He told me he had found out something really dangerous and unknown to the human species. A huge thing that involves death and the purpose of existence.
I figured he was just one of those pseudo-philosophical guys, but no. He was completely serious about the whole thing. He said he spent years crying in bed because of this horrible discovery, and that he couldn't tell me what it was because it would hurt me and hurt him very badly.

I feel really bad for him. He's obviously dealing with some serious mental issues but I don't want to cut him off. I'm afraid he will end up killing himself or something. ;-;

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>Tfw came out to dad
>he was dissapointed but kinda accepting, wasn't bad at all really just wanted grandkids I guess
>ask him if its ok if I bring my boyfriend over
>he says ok
>asks me if I'm "pitcher or catcher"
>i give him a puzzled look
>he says he just wanted to know if he needed to buy condoms or not for me


Who /embarrassing dad/ here?

>>5656243

Maybe he's not crazy, maybe he really does know something dark
Nah he probably does have some mental issue, sounds like a deep seated delusion, those are fun.

>>5656243
you really shouldn't be talking to dudes under 18

>>5656240
I find slutty clothing way more exciting than actual nudity, that's where it comes from for me.

>>5656257

I still kinda like panties

>>5656269
Did you ever act on the fetish? Do tell.

so which are you? pitcher or catcher?

>>5656280

I guess you might not have been around when I used to post more frequently, I used to have videos and pics of me using dragon dildos and such.

>>5656297
what do panties have to do with dragon dildos?

>>5656297
thank god, that sounds fucking awful

>>5656308

Oh I thought you were talking purely about exhibitionism, as for panties I own three pairs, but I don't really wear em ever.

>>5656253
Well, if he does, then I sure as hell don't want to know what it is. It's causing him a lot of anguish.
He said it would take him a lot of time to explain it to me. Months, maybe. It would be necessary to take me through step by step.
He created his very own scientific method. lol It's really scary actually.

>>5656254
He is 22. The poor guy...

>>5656294
I'm a catcher
I told my dad I was a pitcher though. He probably figured out I was lying when he saw my bf who is like 6'1, about 95kg and jacked, and I am like a 5'8 femboy who weighs like 60kg with zero muscle on me.


I think he thinks that being a bottom is "gayer" or something.

>>5656297
Yeah I only casually browse. Using dildos isn't really exhibitionism though.

Going outside with a rotor and panties would be though, although I'm sure that's also a good way to get arrested or killed.

What is it with subs wanting to be small and feminine /gg/?

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>>5656294
Both

>>5656319

Sounds kind of like schizophrenic or something similar, definitely delusional.

>>5656321

Yeah I'm not ballsy enough to do anything in public. I try to just look as normal and boring as possible.

>>5656320
It.. Yeah man it's gayer

>>5656312
it was kinda hot actually. he would let out all these grunts when he was humping them.

>>5656327
g a y m e n a r e l i t e r a l l y w o m e n

>>5656338
how is it gayer tho? gay is just being gay.

>>5656327
Who the fuck knows. Subs wanting to be small and feminine and doms wanting to be tall and masculine are so boring

just give me someone who actually likes what they're doing and doesn't really obsess over the silhouettes.

>>5656319
this: >>5656336

It's sad and everything but you would probably be better off not involved in his life and him getting professional help.

>>5656320
you should've told him the truth, that way your dad could give him the whole, "you better not hurt my son or I will hurt you" talk.

>>5656328
-_-

>>5656336
I knew you were into dragon dildos. Didn't know you were into panties.
>themoreyouknow.jpg

>>5656365
I didn't even thinkn about that. That would have been so nice as well. Thanks for giving me the feels anon.

>>5656384

They're surprisingly comfy, and lewd, I haven't worn them in a long time and I don't really want to risk wearing them in public.

>>5656347
You get fucked like a girl. That's feminine.

>>5656347
>repeatedly begging to have a dick inside you even further than it currently is
vs
>repeatedly banging a hole

it's 200% gayer m8 just the reality

>>5656394

What about powerbottoms? I think taking a dick is pretty manly.

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>>5656371

>>5656386
Sorry dude, didn't mean to. I think it's cute about your dad trying his best to be supportive in his clumsy dad way. At any rate, probably the less your dad knows, the better. I mean, you wouldn't want to hear stories from your dad about how he banged your mom. Some things the brain isn't meant to process.

>>5656401
You are getting fucked and moaning like a bitch no matter how you look at it, your dick is flopping around.
No matter which way you put it you are just getting fucked

>>5656408

I don't understand this whole fixation on whether sex is masculine or feminine, it's sex, doesn't really matter much outside the bedroom.

>>5656408
>>5656394
So all females are gay then? If they get fucked by guys? idgi

>>5656422
The two statements you just made (ignoring the 'its sex' part) have zero correlation with each other as it stands.

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>>5656403

>>5656422
I'm just answering his question friend

>>5656431

Yeah I suppose, I just don't really think one form of sex is any gayer than the other, it's sex with a dude whichever way you look at it.

>>5656441

My bad, was more making a statement than anything.

>>5656430
Are you serious?

>>5656441
I'm not your friend, buddy

>>5656443
well tbqh it's not 'forms' of sex that the discussion is about, but the role you play in sex. Sure you can generalize it's just sex with a dude, obviously it's gay, but you can't really deny the role a bottom plays is def different from that a verse plays, or a top plays tbqh.

Who here gay but keep getting turned on by women? How can I make this stop so I can enjoy my sissy fantasies without complication?

>>5656451

Yeah roles are different I'll agree

Have you ever been tempted to sniff another man's underwear? Like, you're in a locker room and this hot guy leaves his underwear out and walks away?

>>5656462
all the time

>>5656462
This happens quite often. Most guys just drop trow leave their used undies sprawled on the floor near their locker. It's almost like they're hoping someone sniffs them so that they feel attractive.

>>5656243

>>5656243

Please ask him more questions and get him to reveal what he knows.

Just point blankly say to him..

ARE WE GOING TO BE HARVESTED TO BE USED AS A FOOD SOURCE FOR HIGHER BEINGS?

I really need to know this and he has the answer.

>>5656452
just find a dominant woman that makes you suck dick and fuck guys

>>5656319

Please ask him if we are being used as batteries?

>>5656243
I TOLD Y'ALL TO NEVER USE TINDER

>>5656476
I have never seen this a at gym locker room. If someone kept leaving their underwear out, the management would say something to them. Eventually there would be signs posted everywhere. Like the one in my gym that tells everyone to keep a fucking towel on and not walk around with your junk flopping about.

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>>5656243
>falling for the suicidal trick
every time, it never fails

When will people ever learn. The suicide talk is only an attention getter. Without it they have no power to get others to care for them or cater to their every whim.

>>5656500
Well it must be only in college university gyms. I see it multiple times every day I ever go to the gym. Just underwear laying around with a pile of other clothing. Most of them don't even use lockers they sprawl their shit everywhere.

>>5656243
>>5656319
>>5656482
>>5656490


It's all about youth serums made from harvesting hundreds of dead humans.
The Greeks use to talk about the "golden blood plasma" which is believed to have organic monoatomic gold in it is used as the source to keep a race of "controllers" alive.

oNE word that gives us a clue to back up the harvesting of humans is the word fetus. Phonetically, the word fetus sounds like the term FEED US. After the fetus/feed-us is born, he or she is called a baby. The word baby is phonetically “bay-bee.” The word bay is defined as “a body of water partially enclosed by land but with a wide mouth, affording access to the sea.” Because you are made of water, you are like the bay. As for the word bee, it is a name used to identify flying insects that are known for producing honey. Based on the two definitions above, the word baby (bay-bee) means a body of water that produces honey. Combine water and honey and you get the “golden blood plasma” that the alien gods need for longevity. More babies mean more golden blood plasma or “honey” for the alien gods. Why do you think a couple in a relationship called each other honey or baby? Because every human or baby/fetus/feed-us has “golden blood plasma” or “honey” inside him or her...and we're being trick into consenting to be used as food for this alien race.

>>5656462
>Have you ever been tempted to sniff another man's underwear?
No, why would anyone even want to tbqh

literally just the straight man poo meme come to life just stop

>>5656462
my cousin's

did it when i was 15

he was hot as fuck. it smelled like piss and sweat and i licked it tbqh.

>>5656519
Is underwear sniffing just a guy thing? I heard of hetero guys wanting to sniff panties from girls and homo guys wanting to sniff guy's undies but I've never heard of girls wanting to sniff a guy's boxers or lesbians who are panty sniffers.

>>5656551
pretty much

mainly because women actually do the laundry and know how naaaaaaaasty it is

just the facts

>>5656542
oh god
so hot

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I can get behind this edition.

>>5656551
Women are generally less open about their perversions.

>>5656561
the memes have taken over you son, RIP

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>>5656551

>>5656551
are straight women even as attracted to men as faggots are? I'm 100% they arent tb h

>>5656575
desu faggots aren't even attracted to men as much as nohomomen are

>>5656587
S T O P
T
O
P O O I N G

>>5656574
Colon??? :(((
some girls are gross

If you wouldn't sniff your bfs undies you don't love him desu

>>5656561
If i found underwear, i would definitely avoid the back side. The cock pouch is all im interested in.

>>5656592
>tfw nothing better than being in class, closing your eyes, and being able to smell your crush's colon

>>5656596
fug off fatty

>>5656602
wait... isn't "Colon Crush" some new Mountain Dew flavor?

>>5656602

no

i'm not fat

>>5656603

straight men are gross

gay cuties are where it's at

>>5656614
no because i dont fetishize poop

>>5656612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OinvdoyBsEc

>>5656613
you're definitely fat

>>5656614
POO POO GO AWAY

i'm really struggling to think of a fluid that comes out of a straight mans body that i wouldnt drink tbqh

>crotch pouches that smell like urine (???)
>underwear with skid marks
You fags are chasing after some incontinent motherfuckers.

Also, ya'll need some Jesus up in here

>>5656629
finally a sane anon tbqh

>>5656629
i wanna fucking lick a urinal

>>5656636
aint nobody stopping you. go live your dreams, anon.

>>5656629

Yeah the real good smell is sweaty balls desu

>>5656643
t. fat senpai with constant swamp ass

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>tfw no midget to climb this tree and top it

>>5656641
but when i actually walk into a public restroom and think of this i feel like puking

i actually avoid public restrooms like the plague bc i find them absolutely disgusting

>>5656643
eh, this I could understand (even if it's not my thing) but even my dirtiest underwear has never smelled like piss and I don't leave shit stains in my boxers. I actually know how to wipe my ass.

>>5656664

If you're not into sweaty balls you're probably straight desu

senpai posting is actually 10x worse than the straight man meme

>>>/mu/62211906

isnt this adorable ^_^

>>5656679

Senpai posting is literally the only thing that keeps this place alive and free from the tranny menace and their beta orbiters

>>5656687
tbqh still not worth it

>>5656687
rugby doesn't post here any more

>>5656687
i would love to hang out with you irl

>>5656673
I'm not into sweaty anything. I like things that are smell clean.

>find out your rival has the same name as you
>they're cuter
fug

also I wonder if anyone has had a threesome with two other people with the same name

>>5656660
just cover yourself in plastic like this guy:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006749/Man-hides-portable-toilet-Hanuman-Yoga-Festival.html

>believe it or not, guys hiding in porta johns happens every so often

>>5656687
>implying you didn't just sexually harass their orbiters

Way to change history.

I love hot guys so much

welp... apparently this is actually a thing. smfh tbfh faM.

http://www.jockssportgear.com/me/

>>5656690
Who the fuck are you and why do you keep posting baby grinches. Is this a bunch of different people doing this or is it literally the same person?!?!?!

>>5656815
Pretty sure it's Maki's new shitposting gimmick, just report/ignore it.

>qt boy pays attention to me
>crush way hard

i'm probably just someone to talk to desu

>>5656838
Is maki a fag? I thought he was a straight tranny chaser?

watch this guy take an elephant trunk in his *ss
http://www.myvidster.com/video/57738028/Trunk_in_my_Junk_-_XVIDEOSCOM

Any other bottoms need to rub their taint to get off?
like mandatory as fuck?
how does that even work?

>>5656882
You can stimulate the prostate externally
there's a sweet spot in the taint where you can rub your prostate from the outside

>>5656882
i dont need to, but its nice

>>5656895
but has that worked for anyone

>>5656898
What?
It's probably difficult for fat people, but it is possible to externally stimulate the prostate
that is a fact
not sure what you're asking

>>5656895
its op body pls nerf
>>5656898
one of my friends rubbed my taint once being funny and i almost nutted

Tell me where the sweet spot is

>>5656915
under the tip of your dick thirsty as hoe

>>5656915
(but come rub it on my taint plox)

>>5656915
if by "sweet spot" you mean "where do I rub to stimulate my prostate from the outside" then the answer is it 'taint your asshole and it 'taint your peen... it is obviously your taint.

>>5657071
I've tried that before and it didn't work

>>5657073
You usually need something in your butt as well. You're trapping the prostate between what's in your butt and the pressure from your hand on the outside.

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RIP Fez

>>5657097
azealia banks

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>>5657243
Fucking balloon animal

>>5657243
>roid body
>pumped schlong

Screams insecure, tbqh

>>5657243
Gross.

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>>5657243
hawt. r u into skinny-fat fembois like me?

>>5657368
The fuck is going on there?

>>5657399
Fuck these poo posters, jesus.

Anyways, from what I remember, this guy has diabetes and takes his insulin shots through his lower abdomen. I don't know the science behind it.

>>5657399

hes diabetic + has an insulin pouch on his lowe abdomen

>when maki attends democratic rallies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd_QWSsYxo8

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>men who post here claiming to be straight

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>>5657517
Sticker boy doesn't bother me, it's Bill Clinton's open mouth lobotomized look on his face that's disturbing to me.

who needs a drying machine when you have a microwave

>>5657754
https://www.quora.com/Laundry/Is-it-safe-to-microwave-wet-clothes-to-dry-them

you gotta be super poor if you're doing this.

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how do i find someone to make me suck his dick like this?

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>>5657800
www.craigslist.org

>>5657819

*someone attractive

Tfw qt called me a qt

>>5657901
i_i

Wish someone can make this ol faggot's year by calling me a qt. Then again I'd most likely deny it and get paranoid over that. This has been a very self centered post.

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i'm really insecure about my face ,
Is it ok to post your face in those thread to know if people would like to use you as a catcher ?

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>>5657927
shut up uggo

real qt attached

>>5657947

He looks like a stupid asshole

>>5657947
>real qt
lol

>>5657946
post it on imgur, then post the imgur link in the thread and delete it after 1 minute

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>>5657952
>>5657948
jalous fags are jalous

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>talking to a guy and he shows you his sad frog collection

>>5657963
You can keep your uggos, tyvm

>>5657976
calm down one day some weirdo will call you a qt

>>5657963
>>5657947

Only thing worse than his gross face is your idolization of it.

He looks like a 12 year old

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>>5657989
not seen many 12 year olds eh?

actual 12 year old

>>5657993

Pretty much the same thing

>>5657996
go die in a pit of fire -_____________-

>>5658003
>being this underaged
MODS

>>5657774
I am.

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>tfw no femboy bf who has breasts and a vagina

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Am I at least a 5 ?

>>5658049
good enough, I believe

>>5658049

Is Tarantino your dad?

>>5658049
I normally like longer hair, but please get it cut.
You look like a French tranny.

>>5658063
I'm french

>>5658049
you're bangable

>>5658049
the strand of hair that goes down in front of your forehead makes it look like you have a unibrow in this picture
you'd look much better with a haircut

>>5658080
Is there any kind of haircut that would suit me while allowing me to keep long hair ?

Gay guys are virgins? What?

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>>5658099
>handholdless, kissless virgin

>>5658049
ur like zombii if zombii had that condition with excessive bone growth that makes you look fucked up
cant remember what its called t b h jaws from james bond had it

>>5658107
I though this was only a thing in /a/

Fuck

>>5658115

If anyone disagrees that holding hands is the highest level they're wrong

>>5658125
I don`t get you guys...

>>5658049
you look better than me

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>>5658069
Post baguette, petit garçon.

Daily reminder that the oppression of women, which originated in the ancestral patriarchal mode of reproduction and is the source of all forms of gender structural violence, remains in place even though its forms have barely changed. This is because patriarchal society normalizes social relationships of reproduction, and it is essential for the social relations of capitalist production not to be altered while it ensures, reproduces, and legitimizes the exploitation of millions of human beings by a parasitic minority.

>>5658186

Shut up cunt

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>try and fail to achieve prostate orgasms for years
>only thing that will make me cum is riding an extra large dildo fast and hard
>somebody posts an image of where the prostate is located on /v/ and I notice that it's a bit lower than where mine seems to be
>stick my finger in there and rub around the area on the diagram
>cum buckets twice in a row

>worried about the large spongy area that I've been rubbing for years so I visit the doctor and get a rectal examination
>oh, that's just your bladder, it's quite large but it isn't anything to worry about
>mfw I've been smashing dildos and rubbing up against my bladder for years instead of my prostate

>>5658037
>tfw i have little tits from taking hormones
>no vagoo though
>not a tranny
>they hate me because i weaken their cause and because i'm cuter

Im not even sorry, come at me fags AND trannies. I'll take on all of the lgbt movement

>>5658211

People actually hate you because of your terrible personality

>>5658222
Funnily enough that's why people hate trannies as well lmao.

>>5658222
Pretty much have to go in strong or people make accusations and insults and think they're above you. I just start off heavy, i'm a nice enough person

whats your jam today gaygen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuxmJE32dNE

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Would you, gaygen? R8

Can someone explain how a man who was once married to a woman and had children with her and lots of sex for 5-20 years somehow becomes totally gay after 30 and gets a divorce?

I sware these old fags who were once married to women or had children with their girlfriends make up 50% of the gay world. It makes no logical fucking sense how they were hiding their gayness deep inside while being able to stick their hard erected boner into a womans vagina.

>>5658245

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs7vy6BLyRk

>>5658204
I've always been able to prostate orgasm. Like when I was younger and starting to mess around with but stuff I found the prostate real quick cause it felt really good rubbing it.

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>>5658245

>>5658251
A lot of them are bisluts that became so starved for dicks that women couldn't do it for them anymore.

>>5658251
I had sex with girls in my teens. I could manage, it just took a while and was boring. Then after a few months of self assesment i realised i wanta qt bf

>>5658251
sexuality is not that black or white.
also it really isn't that hard to get your dick hard and put it inside a vagina. it may sound really unpleasant to the average gay guy, but depending on a fag's level of denial, it's perfectly possible to do it.

>>5658289

>had sex with girls

So you'e bisexual..not gay.

Get out!

>>5658297
>believing that sexuality isn't black and white
Racist.

>>5658310
fuck me

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who else likes big-headed twinks with thick hair?

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who /derealization/ here?
been working on my book a lot lately and kind of ignoring reality more than i should...
woke up today and everything felt really foggy and dream-like. it was terrible. ;~;

>>5658318
literally me unfortunately.

>>5658318
how is that big-headed?

but yes

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>>5658335
you are starting to loose it booger

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>>5658343
just adding it to the list of common crazy things i've gone through thanks to anxiety and depression desu.

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>>5658248
guys? respond pls

>>5658343
Bls change filename

>>5658356
tl dr

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>>5658370

>>5658374
not that

>>5658248
that

>>5658376
Bls b0ss

>>5658376
>tfw niq looks more like a girl than you do
so much tranny potential
shame about the denial...

>>5658394
nah, you are cuter
niq is just so attractive, he even turns the head of straight men

>>5658394
https://youtu.be/a1v638jJiy4

Its time to stop memeing

>>5658403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gntO-BadGk8
but i'm on fire

>>5658417
Oh what i'd give for that to be true

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>>5658420
kek

>>5658403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SCYoNUk7G0

>>5658435
Don't start senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au6jQZXhr6s
>>5658422
<3

>>5658245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C216ZRVOM5A
banger t b h

>>5658245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZxUiTJVcVs

>>5658646
I cannot fucking stand this guy and his atrocious discography.

He is the only musician I actively hate. Seriously can't wait for the day this idiot dies.

I hate feeling like this.
I hate being gay.

>>5658662
Hugs and tender kisses will make it right

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>>5658667
you dont understand, I dont want any of this. I just want to be normal, I will never publicly say that I am gay, I'd rather kill myself

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>>5658662

similar:

I never thought I had any kind of mental issue with being gay, but i have noticed that i am completely unable to talk about any gay related things without becoming so embarassed i want to die/run away.

like, even things that don't relate to me being gay. we were talking about George Takei and i was so anxious i almost cried.

how do i fix myself?

>>5658682
I repeat: hugs and tender kisses will make it right

>>5658682
>>5658662
if you are this much of a pussy, you'll never be straight

just accept your fate as bottom bitch of a loving straight man

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>>5658685
No they wont.

>>5658662
Being gay is amazing. Dont have to deal with women on their period. Don't have to worry about accidentally getting someone pregnant. You get to be with other men. Being gay is the fucking dreaaaaam

>>5658417

>>5658417

you know that song is about pedophilia, right?

Hey little boy is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire
I'm on fire

Tell me now baby is he good to you?
Can he do to you the things that I do?
I can take you higher
I'm on fire

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the
middle of my head
Only you can
cool my my desire
i'm on fire

>>5658657
What do you dislike about him?
I've only heard his album Scott 3, so I can't really comment on his discography

>>5658690
yea bro got to get pumped at the gym like a meathead, sick gains brah.
>>5658692
how is it amazing? I hate every single nanosecond of my life, I feel dirty and ashamed all the time.

>>5658691
Ha, yes they will.
Wait for it.

why are you such unhappy gayfers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36m1o-tM05g

>>5658698
>yea bro got to get pumped at the gym like a meathead, sick gains brah.
no stay cute and soft

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>>5658698

>people who take good care of their body are stupid

tired of this meme

New thread y'all
>>5658717

New thread y'all
>>5658717

New thread y'all
>>5658717

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>>5658721
I didnt mean it like that. I just like being a pale skeleton. Maybe I'll die faster this way

>>5658698
We'll continue this in the new thread

>>5658725
>>5658735
You're about 25 posts early, you attention seeking faggot.

>>5658725

The bump limit is 310. You are way too early you stupid cunt

>>5658692

Being straight is so amazing. There's no struggle in finding one special woman to create a family with because there's billions out there. Can raise a family with my wife and watch our kids grow up and have kids of their own. Can leave the world knowing we made the world a better place.

God said himself be fruitful and multiply! Gays can't do that.

>>5658758
What if your children bring forth the agonizing death of every living thing on the planet?

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>>5658245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0VYSthqzHE
if there's anything you want... anything at all, come to me. i'll be your guardian angel. ;~;

>>5658758
>Gays can't do that.
>what is the gay agenda

>>5658692
Gays can't have children with the people that they love. Check and mate.

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>>5658815
>tfw never be male maternal figure for adopted kids
just end me
;~;

thank you 5625 for posting pedo shit

>>5658744
>>5658751
Damn Gina I didn't think gaygen was so serious about shit like that. I deleted the thread I made. Hopefully the bruise on your vagina will start to heal

>>5658834
np anytime

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Middle of the week and here I am hating my guts and drinking vodka

>>5658835
If you ever say that shit again you're fucking banned. Be a little less snarky bitch.

>>5658846

kevin is hot af tho

>>5658847

rip

>>5658693
Oh shit sorry I didn't see this yeah Bruce Springsteen is a genius.
I honestly love his music and it weirds a lot of people out because most people see him as this blind patriot brotard but he's honestly deeper than people think.But fortunately you are wrong about the song. It's little girl and he's singing about sexual addiction.

>>5658758
But you have to be with someone that is unequal. Like, i enjoy the experience of being a man so much that I want to share that with another man. A woman could never be enough for me. Also men hit the attractiveness-peak in their 30s and 40s. Not in their teens-20s with a sharp decline to follow.

Also bitches are crazy. I understand men so much more, they are so much easier to deal with in relationships (in general)

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remember

>>5658847
Don't dish it if you can't take it. <3

>>5658835
eh, you should've just left it up and relinked around 300 or so. as long as OP daisy chains the threads by linking them and titles them so you can find them in the catalog, its all good.

>>5658905
>>5658905
>>5658905