Why does Yngwie Malmsteen look like a middle aged lesbian, /gaygen/?
I'm so unbearably lonely. All I want is a want is a warm body to cuddle and sleep with.
I stooped so low as to cuddle with a straight girl (posing as straight myself) for a night to feel some intimacy.
They already do it every time you use your credit card.
Our gay scene is pretty horrendous, yeah. Pretty much even though it's a hugely populated area, you're going to be running into the same exact people over and over again - and they aren't fun.
Still, there's plenty outside of the scene, just takes some patience tbqh.
Why does that gentleman move his body around so much when he speaks?
Is he a shark? Does he need to keep the oxygen moving through his gills?
I got matched with this cute guy on tinder and started talking to him, very casually.
At first he struck me as a really cool, different guy, but as our conversation progressed, he got weirder and weirder.
He told me he had found out something really dangerous and unknown to the human species. A huge thing that involves death and the purpose of existence.
I figured he was just one of those pseudo-philosophical guys, but no. He was completely serious about the whole thing. He said he spent years crying in bed because of this horrible discovery, and that he couldn't tell me what it was because it would hurt me and hurt him very badly.
I feel really bad for him. He's obviously dealing with some serious mental issues but I don't want to cut him off. I'm afraid he will end up killing himself or something. ;-;
>Tfw came out to dad
>he was dissapointed but kinda accepting, wasn't bad at all really just wanted grandkids I guess
>ask him if its ok if I bring my boyfriend over
>he says ok
>asks me if I'm "pitcher or catcher"
>i give him a puzzled look
>he says he just wanted to know if he needed to buy condoms or not for me
Who /embarrassing dad/ here?
Well, if he does, then I sure as hell don't want to know what it is. It's causing him a lot of anguish.
He said it would take him a lot of time to explain it to me. Months, maybe. It would be necessary to take me through step by step.
He created his very own scientific method. lol It's really scary actually.
He is 22. The poor guy...
I'm a catcher
I told my dad I was a pitcher though. He probably figured out I was lying when he saw my bf who is like 6'1, about 95kg and jacked, and I am like a 5'8 femboy who weighs like 60kg with zero muscle on me.
I think he thinks that being a bottom is "gayer" or something.
Yeah I only casually browse. Using dildos isn't really exhibitionism though.
Going outside with a rotor and panties would be though, although I'm sure that's also a good way to get arrested or killed.
Who the fuck knows. Subs wanting to be small and feminine and doms wanting to be tall and masculine are so boring
just give me someone who actually likes what they're doing and doesn't really obsess over the silhouettes.
Sorry dude, didn't mean to. I think it's cute about your dad trying his best to be supportive in his clumsy dad way. At any rate, probably the less your dad knows, the better. I mean, you wouldn't want to hear stories from your dad about how he banged your mom. Some things the brain isn't meant to process.
well tbqh it's not 'forms' of sex that the discussion is about, but the role you play in sex. Sure you can generalize it's just sex with a dude, obviously it's gay, but you can't really deny the role a bottom plays is def different from that a verse plays, or a top plays tbqh.
This happens quite often. Most guys just drop trow leave their used undies sprawled on the floor near their locker. It's almost like they're hoping someone sniffs them so that they feel attractive.
I have never seen this a at gym locker room. If someone kept leaving their underwear out, the management would say something to them. Eventually there would be signs posted everywhere. Like the one in my gym that tells everyone to keep a fucking towel on and not walk around with your junk flopping about.
>falling for the suicidal trick
every time, it never fails
When will people ever learn. The suicide talk is only an attention getter. Without it they have no power to get others to care for them or cater to their every whim.
Well it must be only in college university gyms. I see it multiple times every day I ever go to the gym. Just underwear laying around with a pile of other clothing. Most of them don't even use lockers they sprawl their shit everywhere.
It's all about youth serums made from harvesting hundreds of dead humans.
The Greeks use to talk about the "golden blood plasma" which is believed to have organic monoatomic gold in it is used as the source to keep a race of "controllers" alive.
oNE word that gives us a clue to back up the harvesting of humans is the word fetus. Phonetically, the word fetus sounds like the term FEED US. After the fetus/feed-us is born, he or she is called a baby. The word baby is phonetically “bay-bee.” The word bay is defined as “a body of water partially enclosed by land but with a wide mouth, affording access to the sea.” Because you are made of water, you are like the bay. As for the word bee, it is a name used to identify flying insects that are known for producing honey. Based on the two definitions above, the word baby (bay-bee) means a body of water that produces honey. Combine water and honey and you get the “golden blood plasma” that the alien gods need for longevity. More babies mean more golden blood plasma or “honey” for the alien gods. Why do you think a couple in a relationship called each other honey or baby? Because every human or baby/fetus/feed-us has “golden blood plasma” or “honey” inside him or her...and we're being trick into consenting to be used as food for this alien race.
Is underwear sniffing just a guy thing? I heard of hetero guys wanting to sniff panties from girls and homo guys wanting to sniff guy's undies but I've never heard of girls wanting to sniff a guy's boxers or lesbians who are panty sniffers.
>tfw no midget to climb this tree and top it
eh, this I could understand (even if it's not my thing) but even my dirtiest underwear has never smelled like piss and I don't leave shit stains in my boxers. I actually know how to wipe my ass.
just cover yourself in plastic like this guy:
>believe it or not, guys hiding in porta johns happens every so often
if by "sweet spot" you mean "where do I rub to stimulate my prostate from the outside" then the answer is it 'taint your asshole and it 'taint your peen... it is obviously your taint.
>men who post here claiming to be straight
Sticker boy doesn't bother me, it's Bill Clinton's open mouth lobotomized look on his face that's disturbing to me.
how do i find someone to make me suck his dick like this?
i'm really insecure about my face ,
Is it ok to post your face in those thread to know if people would like to use you as a catcher ?
>talking to a guy and he shows you his sad frog collection
not seen many 12 year olds eh?
actual 12 year old
Daily reminder that the oppression of women, which originated in the ancestral patriarchal mode of reproduction and is the source of all forms of gender structural violence, remains in place even though its forms have barely changed. This is because patriarchal society normalizes social relationships of reproduction, and it is essential for the social relations of capitalist production not to be altered while it ensures, reproduces, and legitimizes the exploitation of millions of human beings by a parasitic minority.
>try and fail to achieve prostate orgasms for years
>only thing that will make me cum is riding an extra large dildo fast and hard
>somebody posts an image of where the prostate is located on /v/ and I notice that it's a bit lower than where mine seems to be
>stick my finger in there and rub around the area on the diagram
>cum buckets twice in a row
>worried about the large spongy area that I've been rubbing for years so I visit the doctor and get a rectal examination
>oh, that's just your bladder, it's quite large but it isn't anything to worry about
>mfw I've been smashing dildos and rubbing up against my bladder for years instead of my prostate
>tfw i have little tits from taking hormones
>no vagoo though
>not a tranny
>they hate me because i weaken their cause and because i'm cuter
Im not even sorry, come at me fags AND trannies. I'll take on all of the lgbt movement
Can someone explain how a man who was once married to a woman and had children with her and lots of sex for 5-20 years somehow becomes totally gay after 30 and gets a divorce?
I sware these old fags who were once married to women or had children with their girlfriends make up 50% of the gay world. It makes no logical fucking sense how they were hiding their gayness deep inside while being able to stick their hard erected boner into a womans vagina.
sexuality is not that black or white.
also it really isn't that hard to get your dick hard and put it inside a vagina. it may sound really unpleasant to the average gay guy, but depending on a fag's level of denial, it's perfectly possible to do it.
who /derealization/ here?
been working on my book a lot lately and kind of ignoring reality more than i should...
woke up today and everything felt really foggy and dream-like. it was terrible. ;~;
literally me unfortunately.
just adding it to the list of common crazy things i've gone through thanks to anxiety and depression desu.
you dont understand, I dont want any of this. I just want to be normal, I will never publicly say that I am gay, I'd rather kill myself
I never thought I had any kind of mental issue with being gay, but i have noticed that i am completely unable to talk about any gay related things without becoming so embarassed i want to die/run away.
like, even things that don't relate to me being gay. we were talking about George Takei and i was so anxious i almost cried.
how do i fix myself?
Being gay is amazing. Dont have to deal with women on their period. Don't have to worry about accidentally getting someone pregnant. You get to be with other men. Being gay is the fucking dreaaaaam
you know that song is about pedophilia, right?
Hey little boy is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire
I'm on fire
Tell me now baby is he good to you?
Can he do to you the things that I do?
I can take you higher
I'm on fire
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the
middle of my head
Only you can
cool my my desire
i'm on fire
>people who take good care of their body are stupid
tired of this meme
I didnt mean it like that. I just like being a pale skeleton. Maybe I'll die faster this way
Being straight is so amazing. There's no struggle in finding one special woman to create a family with because there's billions out there. Can raise a family with my wife and watch our kids grow up and have kids of their own. Can leave the world knowing we made the world a better place.
God said himself be fruitful and multiply! Gays can't do that.
if there's anything you want... anything at all, come to me. i'll be your guardian angel. ;~;
>tfw never be male maternal figure for adopted kids
just end me
Middle of the week and here I am hating my guts and drinking vodka
Oh shit sorry I didn't see this yeah Bruce Springsteen is a genius.
I honestly love his music and it weirds a lot of people out because most people see him as this blind patriot brotard but he's honestly deeper than people think.But fortunately you are wrong about the song. It's little girl and he's singing about sexual addiction.
But you have to be with someone that is unequal. Like, i enjoy the experience of being a man so much that I want to share that with another man. A woman could never be enough for me. Also men hit the attractiveness-peak in their 30s and 40s. Not in their teens-20s with a sharp decline to follow.
Also bitches are crazy. I understand men so much more, they are so much easier to deal with in relationships (in general)
eh, you should've just left it up and relinked around 300 or so. as long as OP daisy chains the threads by linking them and titles them so you can find them in the catalog, its all good.