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Circe pls stop posting here, YOU FUCKING SLUT!
>>5652571
I'd invite you along if you really wanted, you're a sweetheart.
>>5652585
I'd rather pull out my own teeth and use them to give myself a sex change
third for closeted guys like me
>>5652591
wow i mean, ok, harsh
>>5652591
Go on..
>>5652591
But Irish people have no teeth
>>5652597
kleppe is geting fat
>>5652581
>>5652585
>i lol'd
>>5652608
SHE DOES IT AGAIN!
WHY CANT SHE STO?
ITS NOT FAIR! NO FAIR!
>>5652574
FREEDOM FOR ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS IN MOROCCO!
also, fuck capitalism
also, tfw no comradebf
How can I gently suggest to my bf that the fastest way for him to lose weight would be to stop (or at least drastically reduce) his drinking?
>>5652616
>"hey you know you loose weight faster if you don't drink so much."
>>5652613
>also, tfw no comradebf
fuck that
>tfw no right-wing bf
>tfw you're cuddling with your bf and he starts talking about how marxism is sound and just the victim of a 150 year old smear campaign
>>5652604
Okay.
That's an old picture, but his body hasn't really gone through any changes.
>>5652611
I don't really understand what you just said.
I'm tired, and really sick at the moment, so I'm going to bed.
Nighty night.
>>5652616
Trip on, SP. No judgement here.
>>5652632
Can I cuddle with him instead you capitalist swine?
>>5652632
I would start to choke him desu.
>>5652612
try not feeding it jfc
>>5652613
I'm sure Che has a camp for you.
>>5652640
Not SP. Just a guy who happens to date a rotund guy.
>tfw no qt antifa bf
>meet guy for lunch
>everythings going well
>seems like a nice/chill white dude
>than he says...
>"I've been free of Hiv for one year"
>"hiv can't be detected in my blood"
>"I'm in remission"
>"Praise the lord"
>I excused myself to go to the bathroom
>and stealthed out of there
when you download a picture from someones facebook page do they get notified? im scurrd
>>5652640
I meant I kill myself after from being an mtf
you kiwis really don't get much do you
Just got stealthed. I need guidance.
https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/29rlvw/just_got_stealthed_i_need_guidance/
"We got to his place and we started making out. A bunch of other foreplay stuff later, he asks me if I wanted to have sex without a condom. I said, "no, you HAVE to use a condom," almost mockingly, because I could not believe he would even consider barebacking. I see him get the condom and actually put it on so I thought, alright, we're gonna play safe. Not too long and we were already having anal. Fast forward minutes into it, he asks me, "you're negative, right?" and I said yes, then he asks me if I like the feeling, and I just say yeah. "Good, because I'm fucking you without a condom right now." I got a head rush from that and I seriously couldn't think straight. I think I shouted "WHAT" at him. He said he was negative but I didn't care and I go tell him to put one back on, and he asks me what the point was if he's already been fucking me without a condom for a few minutes. I didn't know what to do and I'm still panicking because I don't know what to do in this situation. I was scared and pathetic. This guy was at least twice my size and he was dedicated on barebacking. The least I was able to do was get him to not cum in my ass. I tried my hardest to have sex with him. I didn't feel like I had any control over the situation. I felt like I was being raped and I had to stare at him while he did it. I felt scared of this guy and I had to pretend like everything was okay and that I was enjoying what he was doing because he might turn violent. I'm pretty sure I was already fucking crying in my head when he forced me to take his cum in my mouth."
When's the last time you got tested and made sure you didn't get stealthed?
>>5652682
Yeah
>>5652680
>"free of HIV"
jfc. At least he told you this but he probably won't to future prospects b/c of your reaction.
>>5652682
no I doubt that
>>5652700
This is why I avoid people i'm not sure I can beat up
>>5652574
It's official Circe and Slutboi ruined Gaygen. I'm not coming here anymore.
>>5652700
>continuing to have sex with him
would of fd his shit up t b h
>>5652701
stop
>>5652574
is this satire? does this faggot expect to be taken seriously?
can google's reverse image search find a pic that was posted on here once tbqh
>>5652640
>I'm tired, and really sick at the moment
I hope you get better.
>>5652731
Yeah
>>5652749
but why is it not working
>>5652752
It wasn't a very good picture
>>5652839
trump = stumped
>>5652733
>>5652868
>>5652839
Is that hat replacing the cock hat? If so
That's good for trump
>>5652902
Yeah it'd definitely be a step up.
>>5652919
Yeah it would
It's a nice hat Shane about who it represents Tbh
>>5652878
>sucking a trump supporters cock
ewh
>Voting for a party that wants to maintain institutionalised bigotry.
I know American politics is a joke, but damn, really gaygen?
>>5652974
muh religous freedumb
>>5652933
>>5652929
He's definitely a good meme candidate
>>5652680
I bet this didn't happen.
I mean, a white guy with HIV?
Ha!
>>5652700
This guy is a fucking pussy. I'd rather get beaten up by a guy than let him poz rape me. What a fucking clown.
>>5652700
Literally the biggest faggot I've read in a while.
>>5652992
trump supporters confirmed 4 creepy weirdos
Holy shit its actually happening.
The realization that my life is legit going to be completely different soon like legitimately different.
These last six months are going to go down as something odd fom late July to now but holy shit its actually happening im going to see the world and meet tons of new people. Im not going to rot away being autistic and my life is going to get exponentially better.
I woke up extremely motivated and happy today. I actually have a shot at a decent life this is great.
And yes part of it was just getting laid.
i'm in love with toru watanabe
>>5653005
>>5653026
You guys are assholes. I don't blame that dude at all in that situation. That was literally rape. Whether or not he could actually prosecute the dude is a different story though.
>>5652700
I'm sorry anon that's super shitty. If its available to you, seek out counseling or that's gonna permanently fuck with your head
>>5653034
I'm happy for you anon.
Wish I could say the same.
>>5653034
Enjoy it while it lasts.
trump 2016
>>5652591
>its an "Irishanon lashes out to hide his insecurities" thread
hoo boy
>>5652680
>stealthed out of there
kek
>>5653052
What's the bigger risk here; a black eye, a broken nose, a broken rib, etc... or becoming HIV+?
Sympathy, maybe, but that anon is still absolutely responsible for his actions here.
You know what you do in that situation? You leave. If you are scared of this guy beating the shit out of you, you grab all your shit that you can, and walk out the door in your undies and get dressed outside. If you have to stand out all night in the rain and wait until 6am for the first bus because it's 1 in the morning, you still fucking leave. If the guy is fucking you bare without your permission you just gtfo. If the guy beats the shit out of you, and rapes you, he's going to prison and there's nothing you can do about it except put up a fight.
Being pozzed up because of inaction, how pathetic.
>>5653102
or what about being beaten up, crippled and then pozzed?
face it, he did what a normal person would have done - nothing.
>>5653081
What's your favorite episode of gaygen?
Theres nobody interesting anymore since all the funny ones left.
Its either an irishanon episode a femgen bullying episode or a boring masc episode.
Gayest slice of life anime ever we need more autists!
>>5653033
>>5653122
I liked the Bob Ross threads desu
>>5653122
>we need more autists!
I think that may be the first time I've ever seen those words, together, in that order.
>>5653122
Yeah, but what do you expect when gaygen is the only gay themed thread on this board.
We all have our differences and similarities, we just have to learn to get along or be bitchy drama queens
>>5653122
>>5652992
that is my #1 fetish and im a liberal
>>5652700
Ooo boo hoo I had sex XD
This person is a liar blaming that guy that just made a joke but than the sub decided to go through with it and than blame it on the "rapist". That guy is complete scum the one who got "raped" and of course he'd post it on reddit because they don't fact check they just go muh victim.
That dudes a pussy for not screaming and yelling I mean you're legally getting pozzed daddy you better do something.
>>5653132
He's so qt! 9/10 would rape
>>5653122
when are we going to kick the boring old tripfags out and get some fresh new ones
>>5653146
we get a new batch every couple months
they just don't stick around
>>5653155
stop scaring them away then, at least give them a full week of posting before springing your bp on them
>>5653122
oldfags were all autistic and annoying
femboy crew are the only cool posters here
>>5653146
send the old ones to /hm/
lolhitler left, and now im the oldest namefag there. I dont like it
>>5653172
You're not the worst
you literally just need to get fucking laid tho let's be fucking honest
>>5653155
why am i still here t b h
>>5653141
>>5653146
We need to start with the femgenners. They are consistant bullies to everybody. They degrade masculine attraction in pursuit of looking like thirteen year old boys. I don't know about you but I like my partner to be a man.
Femgen is either trannies in denial or literally trannies with tits or its the classic femgen where they just have a legal ring of pedophilia where they all dress like thirteen year old boys to appease hairy men in different countries.
>>5653166
Oldfags are shit also.
The femgens are just fun to bully they are actually my favorite because they are actually fun.
>>5653166
>>5653163
Sludge springing his bp on me never made me leave. It made me stay longer.
>>5653180
Check this out:
https://youtu.be/andy1OOwb2g
If you're trying to map out gay dudes in your area, which dating sites are good and which are shit, frankly? Also, which hook-up ones are good and which are shit? Just looking for general advice.
>>5653211
depends what you're into
tbqh I've had more good dates from growlr than I have from any other dating site/app lmaoooo
but if you're into sex hookups grindr and scruff are prob kings no matter which city
>>5653215
This tbqh
>>5653230
>u look like u have bad breath t b h
agreed.
>>5653230
I would fuck Rupert Grint til I dropped. I fucking love those thick legs and thighs, those pecs, arms, the right amount of fat without overdoing it. Hnnnng.
>>5653243
>rape is okay buddy
>>5653215
I'm average looking and nothing special, although in terms of being built like a football player I'm kind of bear-ish I guess. Honestly what I most want is a skinny submissive faggot as friends with benefits I suppose ideally.
>>5653245
>Rupert Grint
Who?
>>5653211
>okcupid
mostly attention seekers, but you'll have some sane conversations
>pof
horrible layout, seems to be populated by drug addicts and closet cases
>a4a
d o n o t
>grindr
faceless sex fiends, guys looking for prositutes
>scruff
sex fiends with faces, might actually meet nice people
>>5653230
shouldn't you be getting back to the mothership
>>5653245
>>5653211
Don't forget about good ole CL for hookups. Sometimes it can be hard to sift through all the uggos/creepos, but there are sexy guys to be had on there.
>>5653262
CL is also a great way to get pozzed.
>>5653268
>>5653215
Is growlr really worth checking out? The only hookup app I've used is grindr. I've always assumed scruff and growlr were just tryhard knockoffs.
Tindr and okcupid always seemed super lame.
>>5653283
Are you saying I'm Alfred Hitchcock?
Because that isn't really a complement bud
Gaygen why does femininity scare you?
>>5653191
There was ~ a week when someanon dropped all the fem newds, face pics, everything, hitler 5652 niq and booger
>>5653285
>try hard knockoffs
You're right there, but they attract different sub sections of the gay community. It's always worth giving it a try.
>>5653268
>Rape is OK
>Why wouldn't you do it
Irishanon pls no rape
>>5653285
Well it depends on your city and if you're into bears or not.
>tinder
literally the worst dating app I have ever come across. Don't know why it's popular.
>okcupid
This app takes the cake for the worst. All it has are trannies and art fags. Otherwise normal people try it out for like a week and then delete their accounts. Such a shame though too, because OKC's match system/questions/database is pretty fucking great.
>>5653290
I don't even know what I'm trying to say anymore. I think I need to lie down.
>>5653295
no-one did that
>>5653309
Yes I am into bears lol
>>5653141
I support Trump. I bet my dick tastes like profits.
>>5653323
Awe you're always there for me Irish senpai !
>>5653327
>all these profits
>>5653334
Well you're more likely to find different people who only use one app or the other. It always seems like growlr is the least superficial of the apps.
>>5653327
>Find a liberal twink
>Convince them to come home with you
>???
>Profits
>>5653347
>find a liberal twink
literally just drive by any college with a twink sized fishing net and hold it outside of your car, you'll grab at least a dozen liberal twinks tbqh
>>5653354
Just taking notes.
How do you get them for the intercourse after?
Specifically, huh, this going to sound pathetic but I want to ask it in this way anyways: If the 'on point for fucking' and 'friendship, hanging out' parts are basically equal to me, since I'm not interested in screwing someone unless I actually like them for them, what does that mean as far as the right website?
I like bears, in the tall, weight-lifting, jock kind of sense and please not the uber-fat sense, but the notion of just like sucking dick and leaving the end has like zero appeal to me.
>>5653295
someone posted a picture of my with cum on my stomach that they got from the archive lol
nobody leaked my nudes
>>5653365
just pretend you have money and they'll do anything tbqh
>>5653370
>>5653367
sounds like you want friends with benefits boo
any app would work for that but stay away from the ones like okcupid or tinder, or any really that seem to focus more on dating.
>>5653372
>so broke
>doesn't even know how to pretend
>>5653354
>twink sized fishing net
That's the problem though, the holes in the net aren't big enough to let the chubs through.
Tfw skinny fat, is my life over? Im so ashamed of it
>>5653385
Yeah its completely over
its not like its possible to change what you look like ot anything
>liamrosen.com/fitness.html
>>5653383
Just use nets that look like this basket - but obviously tall enough to fit multiple twinks, and made of net material
>>5653385
>>5653382
>that fucking feel
I'm so addicted to Hannah Hart rn
>>5653391
>>5653401
Now that is despicable. WTF is wrong with you.
>>5652700
Jesus christ. People that pathetic deserve there fates, grow some god damn balls. Atleast attempt to defend yourself, nothing wrong with taking an ass whooping now and then if you've attempted to protect yourself.
>>5653423
People actually want that?
>>5653248
We sound like the perfect match for each other. Except you'd have to wrestle me into submission. I'm no bitch unless you make me your bitch. London?
>>5653433
Surely its better than this :c
>>5653423
hahahahahahaha wounded t b h
>>5653454
Honestly the 'fuck me in the bitch cunt fucks fucking bitch move slut my fucking ass plow me in the shitter you fuck-cunt balls-bitch cunt-fuck' type talk is a gigantic turn-off to me to the point that it would probably make me want to smother the other guy I'm with using a pillow until he passes out
>>5653458
What is "this" exactly?
>>5653416
>thin privilege is not being called despicable.
People like you are why 4chan needs a healthy dose of adipositivity.
>>5653423
>obviously its not going very well
You're just going to hurt yourself more, trying to change. Your metabolism is obviously slowing down as you age.
The healthiest thing is to just accept the new you. The important thing is to overcome the rampant body shaming our culture pushes on us and learn that everyone is beautiful.
http://www.haescommunity.org/
>>5653454
Also I'm in America so fuck it anyways
>>5653423
thats so fucking easy
i thought you wanted to bulk up and be a hunk - thats way more difficult
why the fuck are you even moaning, going twinkmode is pisseasy. Why do you think there are so many of the cunts?
Is it ever actually worth it to plan to travel to another state to get a guy? Like from one coast to another?
Assume ideal match and mutual goal of relationships, just distance the only problem.
>>5653507
What's stopping you from moving?
Didn't you ever want to do something completely new in your life?
>>5653507
Never know til you try.
>>5653501
The first step is accepting yourself, then you can teach others about fat acceptance, and the Healthy At Every Size movement!
>>5653519
I've been up for moving for a long time, but I just haven't been able to finish the Master's Degree yet. I have to concede that a large part of that is psychological burnout, though.
>>5653539
Kek, i-im not that fat ;_;
did you cry when you came out to someone for the first time, gaygen?
I've already decided that my sister will be the first person I come out to and I know I will be a sobbing mess ;-;
>>5653569
I did when I came out to my mom.
>>5653569
never really cared t b h
even when my mum was being a twat about it..life goes on
>>5653569
no lol
what kind of gay shit
>>5653565
Yet! Once you start accepting your body for what it is and eating intuitively you too will be big and beautiful, like the healthy specimen I posted!
>>5653539
Fat people deserve to die, myself included.
>>5653592
anonymous speaking truth
>>5653586
you have no idea how much of a big deal this is for me though
oh well
>>5653606
sounds pretty gay lol
>>5653592
The good news is that obesity is linked to all sorts of health issues. So to and extent, it's a self correcting problem.
>>5653621
well I am gay so what else would you expect from me
>>5653592
I don't
t. shameless fattie
>>5653624
That's true, but I'm not thin enough yet to deserve to live, and I'll continue to not deserve to live until I'm a proper weight.
Until then, I'll fit into that weird window of not at risk of dying suddenly (thus correcting the small problem of my existence) while simultaneously not deserving to live.
>>5653589
t-thanks for your advice..
>>5653624
tbqh not really
the idea of a self correcting problem is nice but doesn't realistically work out due to modern medicine
>>5653372
Fantastic, I'll cruise college avenue in a nice car and wait for buttholes to start opening up for me.
>>5653578
I'm the type of guy that hates showing any emotions what so ever, but if I had to admit to my mother some of the things that you've done, I would probably cry too.
Was there ever like a hook-up type locations map of guys here that worked?
>>5653633
to not be literally gayer than richard simmons
>cute as fuck guy at work
>stalk his facebook
>picture of him with a landwhale
>>5653676
>Was there ever like a hook-up type locations map of guys
yes...
>that worked?
nope
>>5653686
>nobody likes the bulimic kid
Well, nobody likes the fat guy, so if I go from one to the other, who would notice or care?
>>5653686
>Do you want real advice?
I really do anon, im sick of this :/
>>5653700
I would fat anon. I'm pulling for you.
So my boyfriend just stopped by to tell me that he has a lot on his plate right now, and he can't have a relationship on top of it. He says he needs time...until he can get his shit straightened out.
What the fuck do I do? Just...wait for him to get his life together? I love him so much...it hurts so much. I miss him already. Hold me /gaygen/, I'm fucking devastated.
>>5653676
There were multiple maps actually and all of them flopped
>>5653686
Yeah. Kind of a good thing, kind of a bad thing. Good thing, less people are dead, but bad thing because well less people are dead (and all the negatives that come with having to take care of this many people) and natural selection doesn't actively play a role anymore.
>>5653700
You would notice, you would care, and that's really all that matters at the end of the day as it impacts how we perceive others are looking at us.
>>5653686
>tfw no bf that wants you to violent throat fuck him until you empty your load b/c the force and the horrid taste of your cum makes him throw up.
>>5653711
He wants to dump you in the softest way possible, and that was it. You're dumped friend.
>>5653721
this tbqh
>>5653703
The biggest thing is learning to count calories. Find out what your maintenance intake is, and then reduce the number of calories a day to meet your weight loss goal. There are plenty of calorie calculators out there, all it takes is a google search.
Exercise is important too. If your goal is just to get skinny/twink mode you probably wouldn't need anything other then cardio.
>>5653711
I'm sorry anon. Thats not an easy pill to swallow. Unfortunately there's nothing you can do about it. Best thing you can do is to not wait around for him and live your life the best you can. Hopefully you'll be able to move on and find someone new to love.
How many guys has the typical dude here fucked?
For me just one.
>>5653746
0.5
not even fuckinG KIDDING HE ONLY GOT THE HEAD IN
>>5653711
*cuddles you*
>>5653746
Two. I'm astounded that they both had low enough standards to fuck me.
>>5653743
But I don't want someone new. I want him. I promised I'd wait for him, and he told me he'd work as hard as he can to make that happen. He still wants me, but he needs to find a place to live soon. He doesn't know if he can keep his job. He has too much going on.
>>5653746
0, but i have very high standards for my first time
after i eventually lose my vcard imma go on a slut spree to make up for it though
>>5653711
You mean your ex boyfriend
>>5653753
>implying that he has to make it balls deep for it to actually count as sex
>splitting hairs this badly
>the gay community today
>>5653746
not even sure e x a c t l y but approximately 15/16
>>5653781
>splitting hairs
uh yeah, that's the fucking joke virginanon
>>5653734
Thank you anon much appreciated, ive been trying to count calories but it obviously hasnt worked well, ive been conscious of what im eating for the last few months, maybe theres something in my diet thats secretly high in calories? I dunno
(maybe i should starve myself for a couple weeks)
>If only one of you emotionally suppressed whores were also in Texas I would like rut your asshole from dawn till dusk
>>5653785
that pic made me wonder if FeelGood's dating app name is "Pink Sneakers"
>>5653797
is this your tagline on grindr or something
>>5653746
6 but only 3 of them were anal
>only anal with bfs
>>5653805
I dont use dating apps - no time.
but when i briefly experimented with it my names of choice were
>Dichotomy
>Not a hipster
and
>Crumpet
but i dont think i ever kept a profile up for more than a day.
>>5653795
It's important to know what your calorie intake should be for your height/weight/activity level. For example, I could loose weight on 3000 a day, but that might be a bulk for someone smaller.
It's also important to know that almost everyone under reports calorie intake, so when adding things up, it's better to round up. There are apps out there too to help estimate how much your intake is.
When in doubt, just drop the goal further, until you start seeing the progress you want.
>>5653792
I get the .5 anon, but how do you fuck 15/16ths of a guy?
>>5653762
As much as you don't want to hear it (and probably won't listen to me anyway) but you need to move on and not wait for him. If its meant to be, he will come back and all will be well. But if he doesn't then you will regret all the time you wasted and it'll be that much harder for you to move on. You could literally be waiting forever.
mourn him as you would any ex. But don't count on him to come back.focus on yourself and your personal healing.
>>5653795
Only drink water with occasionally drinking tea with no sugar, black coffee, and skim milk and orange juice. You would probably dramatically reduce your daily calories.
>>5653785
you better suck sneakers off
>>5653534
Stop being so damned attractive! My boner can only get so hard!
>>5653860
thats Samurbi, you silly goose
but he does look a bit like SP so i see the mistake
>>5653848
>cutting on 3,000 calories a day
are you the hulk
>>5653851
Chipmunk has some actual good advice? shiiiiiieeeet
It's pretty sad how many fall for the "i'm just too occupied right now" meme because they're so blindly in love.
>>5653868
Well now I have a new person to stalk! Thanks anon :)
Stalking SP was getting tiresome.
>>5653846
>Crumpet
pink sneakers would've been better tbhfam
>>5653851
My life doesn't revolve around him, of course. I'll keep going on, and I'll cope, I'm sure. But in terms of letting him go completely and finding someone else, it's probably not going to happen. Not just because I still love him, but...well, he's my first relationship. I've cruised the local guys many times before, and it's always the same. He was the only one whom I had anything in common with. He was different. I know he'll get his shit straightened out, as he literally has two months to do so, and in that time, I think it's highly unlikely I'll find anyone else.
>>5653889
You don't need to find someone else so fast. Just do you for awhile.
>>5653872
Kek. It's only about 500 below maintenance, so that'd be a pretty slow cut. 3500 isn't that crazy for 6'3" 200lbs and gym 6 times a week.
I'm shooting for 2500 or less atm. Bulking is hard though, stuffing myself with 4000+ a day is suffering.
>>5653848
I think youre right, from now ill more tightly control eating, i really want to see a fast result ao i feel like its working.
Also losing weight on 3000 cals? Woah whats your stats
>>5653857
Hey thank you. I actually only drink coffee and water (usually 2-3 coffees a day) but i have 2 sugars in my coffee. Do you think thats too much?
>>5653904
Try cutting down to 1 sugar in your coffee. First of all, it'll be healthier, and you get to actually taste the coffee. Who knows, maybe you'll grow to even prefer black coffee later on.
>>5653904
>only drink coffee and water
that actually doesn't sound that bad.
>tfw I have a dr. pepper addiction
>>5653795
Different anon; calories are only half the battle, you must seriously focus on macronutrients if you want to be thin and healthy. Eat less high-carbohydrate foods, eat foods high in protein, add in foods with unsaturated fats--avoid saturated fats and sugar like the plague. Make sure to eat plenty of fruits and vegetables and organics and all that. Counting calories is basically useless if you don't account for what those calories constitute
>>5653889
I spent a looong time trying to get over my first bf. Then I received words of wisdom from my sister: you never really get over your first love. Its just a fact of life. You'll move on to other guys when you're ready.
In the meantime, *hugs*
>>5653912
A lot of overweight people lose a lot just be not drinking soda.
>>5653912
Iktf
I started drinking Pepsi again since I need the caffeine to crank out pages for exams
>>5653912
>dr. pepper
damn anon literally addicted to the worst tasting one too
>>5653918
Not this fatass.
>>5653932
There's way better ways of getting caffeine. Green tea has more caffeine than a cup coffee or soda and it's a slower release so you're not getting spiked.
>>5653917
>you never really get over your first love
This. It's going to hurt forever. But eventually it's just a dull ache.
>that feel when you didn't have a bf until your late 20s
>that feel when he was a pretty Hispanic nerdy sissy submissive that was perfect
>that feel when it ended
Blarrrggghhhhh...
>>5653911
I will definitely do this, its more forced habit than anything else
>>5653916
This is really the information i lack, i usually eat toast purely to remove hunger. I usually have two pieces of toast during the day, then what evers for dinner
Im guessing it would be smart to remove bread/ toast from my diet?
>>5653945
Yeah but if I'm outside a hall 20 minutes before a 2 hour exam, I can take a spike and need a quick easy boost
Just found this little gem on growlr
>>5653961
yes do that. Also start cycling everywhere. It'll give you a nice butt and hipster dudes will dig you.
>>5653969
Just have a coffee 20 minutes before. I take mine with cream and no sugar, works great.
>>5653972
Pillow Forts and butt touches? He seems like a keeper.
>>5653972
/gaygenn/ anons, the post
>>5653972
That's an old tumblr post with the picture replaced. You're a dumbass, anon.
>>5653961
You can turn to whole wheat toast tbqh, but generally it's not a good enough breakfast on its own - you're simply quenching your hunger but fucking up your body otherwise by not providing enough energy.
>>5653985
>just below alcoholics who claim the shit tastes good smdhhh
You talking shit about my waifu?
Eventually this diet of corn tortillas and raw tofu is gonna turn on me
>>5653989
I'm sorry I don't scrounge the internet for every single post and image possible. There's a guy in my area using this unironicly. Whether it's a repost or not, he's still cringey.
>>5654005
fuck off no one fucking cares
>>5653746
2
unless we're counting mouf stuff, then 4
>>5654005
If your shit isn't already like broken glass, it will be.
>>5654000
I always talk shit about you & everyone around you. It's just what makes the world go round.
>>5653985
Dr. Pepper tastes awesome
Quality beer tastes awesome.
Just two facts you should come to terms with anon. No need to live in denial.
>>5653961
Remove bread from your diet. Carbohydrates serve a purpose (your brain doesn't get nearly as much energy from protein as the rest of your body) so DON'T CUT THEM OUT, DON'T THINK I'M TELLING YOU TO DO THAT, just get them from healthier places, like oats, vegetables, whole grains (if you still really need bread), keeping the protein>carbohydrates>fat ratio going
>>5654005
OK, I'm not one of the anons that yells at you and shit but I gotta say every time you talk about the stuff you eat, I get annoyed. You need to get a better diet. You sound like one of those annoying eating disorder girls.
>>5654016
>Dr. Pepper
>beer
>good
Honestly v triggered right now
Any other beer nerds in this thread?
>>5654000
Forgot wafu pic
>>5654016
>Quality beer tastes awesome.
I like you.
>>5654041
Beer drinking is for twinks tbqh
>>5654044
Good taste. Malt liquor is the patrician choice desu
>>5654012
My shit is always like broken glass, I have a nervous/intestinal disorder.
>>5654033
Actually, my diet is usually really well and balanced with veggies and fiber and protein and such. It's really just like the couple of days before my next paycheck
Tbh, that's really the only times I eat these tortillas, just because I know they won't make me gassy.
>>5654057
corn tortillas are tasty as fuck though
Can rubbing the mouth of dicks together while they are wet with pre-cum cause HIV?
>>5654026
Whiskey's ok but hipster bullshit aside, nothing beats a martini that's made correctly. I only drink alcohol on occasion because it's too fucking expensive. Bottom line tho, good beer tastes good.
>>5654041
I really like my beer, but I despise other people who like beer for some reason. Especially if they talk about how they like beer. It fucks me off no end.
>>5654065
Depends on the amount of fluid exchanged. Probably not in this case.
>>5654062
I know. Especially toasted.
But I save them for times like these.
>>5653961
Replace your current toast with highest protein/fiber whole wheat bread you can find. Shoot for about 5g of each per slice. If you like eggs, you can fry/scramble a couple to put on the toast, if not peanut butter is a good choice. Helps give you extra protein. Also, milk. Milk is a dope source of protein.
For example my typical breakfast is: 4-6 eggs, melted cheese on top, 2 slices toast and a tall glass of milk. Ends up being about 60-63g of solid protein. Plus the fiber from the bread. (fiber is super important)
>>5654065
I don't think so. Not unless the infected pre-cum is exposed to a cut or something.
>>5654082
Jesus fucking christ that's a massive breakfast.
Honestly, can someone please tell me why my filters aren't working?
>>5654068
Solid whiskey is fantastic
All this rum fags piss me off, everyone likes shit rum
>>5654090
I mean I like beer.
>>5654094
>im just not big on fruit,
There is way too many different fruits out there that I just suspect you haven't found some you love.
>>5654094
Don't go overboard on fruit, though. Keep that distance. While it does have the fiber necessary to keep the high sugar content from being stored immediately as fat, it is still high sugar, and that's always dangerous if taken too far
>>5654072
Could you please be a bit more specific? It wasn't overflowing, but there were a few drops.
>>5654094
What do you mean? Just start leaving the house more. Going on a bike ride is a perfect excuse to get you out of your filthy squaller and soak up some vitamin D. Lycra + tan lines is pic related
>>5654088
Im 6'2" and usually only way twice a day
>>5654106
dont worry about specifics. Any exchange of bodily fluids through orifices presents a distinct chance of infection for whatever diseases travel that way
>>5654082
But for weight loss? Seems like alot of calories?
The bread i do eat is whole grain (or atleast not white bread) and i really do enjoy eggs. I had cut peanut butter out completely because it seemed to be so high in calories... Is that wrong?
>>5654113
Only eat* twice a day
>>5654106
You'll want to talk to a doctor, Anon. I have no specific idea whatsoever.
>>5654113
Oh, I guess that makes more sense.
I usually eat like every three hours and I'm 5'8.5"
>>5654095
Why do you want to filter him? He seems nice?
>>5654082
>melted cheese on top
>not sweet pimento paste
l a m e
>>5654082
You have a weight lifter's diet, this guy's trying to adjust his protein intake to still allow for weight loss
>>5654125
I've broken 3 laptops and a phone already this year just from reading her posts and slipping into a blind rage. I need that filter if I want to continue paying rent.
Can you help or not?
0. I've never even gotten close to saying hi to another faggot irl (except this one guy but no way will I ever want to even see his face).
I didn't choose the neet life. Actually, I kinda did.
all these cute boys on campus
i cant take it
none of them want me
>>5654116
peanut butter has INSANE calories, but it does have high protein. Disregard that diet until after you've lost weight if you want to achieve /greekaesthetic/
>>5654131
>not that big
>a thousand calories
You beefy muscle men don't function on the same level as the rest of us.
>>5654097
Rum? Dude, I'm from the south (USA) so it's all Jack Daniels and Southern Comfort (or moon shine/paint remover), so not sure if you are calling Southern Comfort a rum or not.
>>5654160
>I have anxiety issues and am borderline agoraphobic its really hard for me :\
I feel you, babe.
>>5654136
Sry im new here he is she? Also i have no idea how to filter
>>5654116
You have to eat calories to have energy. But choosing good, high-protein sources for calories leaves less room for crap to get into your diet. Fiber is crucial to your digestive process and satiety responses, so that's why fruits and veggies are so important (apart from all the vitamins). Make sure you're getting plenty of it. Also make sure you drink tons of water, your whole body functions more efficiently when you're hydrated.
Everything I'm saying doesn't mean shit if you're not exercising though. Diet alone might make you skinnier if you starve yourself but it won't make you healthier.
>>5654155
Nah man southern comfort is the shit
Southern comfort honey is like crack
>>5654160
Eating in the morning is a good idea. A modest breakfast and a modest dinner with exercise in between will get you there. If the calorie deficit has you too hungry, you can add in a small lunch without too much issue
>>5654160
>I have anxiety issues and am borderline agoraphobic its really hard for me :\
put some headphones in and cycle along quiet cycle paths. There is no chance you're going to lose weight on diet alone and you'll be so bored of your exercise bike (because they're shit and boring compared to the real thing) that you'll stop using it after 3 days. This is a question of mind over matter, bruv. Sort it out.
L> literally this person:
gfycat.c
om/WhisperedPoshHermitcrab
>>5654169
Im sure this is right but at this point i really just want to drop 10kg as fast as possible, once there ill worry about getting healthy
>>5654187
Apart of me posting here is to get more comfortanle and try be able to leave the house with less things to be self conscious about, youre totally right though but there are big boundries for me to cross to get there