/mtfg/ - male to female general

>>5638531
first for tfw no precum-soaked penis to suck

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>>5638535
every
single
thread

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good night mtfg

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>>5638531
Previously, in /mtfg/ >>5637295

>>5638535
nothings better than the good ol memes, need em at least once every thread.

>>5638543
gnight
>>5638539
how r u and grace Kiwi??

>tfw no tall buff black bf with a big afro to culturally enrich your boipussy

I need a man in my life ;_;

>tfw no sore rp

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this is now a good ol memes thread

post ur goods

I miss the old trips

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>>5638548
we're a-okay!

>>5638547
just like i need you every thread.

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>>5638554
>>5638552
like this?

>>5638557
whats up
>>5638554
i-i'm here

>>5638558
potc at 0, i lold.
>>5638560
dreaming of the sweet embrace of death :') hbu bb

>>5638558
Wow

This is like the first time I've been on a chart

>>5638563
i fucking should have gone to bed hours ago. i stayed up to watch a tv show. i have work tomorrow morning and i have to go there and back on foot again and i'm just really exhausted and not ready for it.
i wanted to read some boys love tonight too and i just dont have the time.

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>>5638551
>wanting a sore rp
>>5638556
aa that's good
Does she not post here anymore??
>>5638554
yeah dude these newcomers are SHIT I've been here for an hour I'd know B)

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>>5638569
silly girl. do i have to start telling you when to go to bed? is it a long shift?

Hi I'm one month HRT and don't know anyone else on HRT irl to ask dumb shit to. My nipples are always hard and hurt a lot all the time. Accidentally brushing against them over my shirt gives me a searing pain. I'm on 4mg e and 100mg spiro. Is it normal for them to hurt this much this fast and how do I deal with it?

>>5638571
normal shift. walking hurts tho.
pls tell me when to go to bed.

>>5638572
It's apparently normal but I didn't have any of it.
Wearing a bra helps or really soft shirts/sweaters

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>>5638570
idk she's been trying to pull me away from here because of how negative it's been so she doesn't post here much herself
although she'll probably find out i'm posting right now and tell me to go to bed l-lol

>>5638575
the responsible part of me says 'go to bed now.'
the gay side of me says 'well i'd love to cuddle you until you fall asleep'
you don't even want to know what the degenerate side of me says.

but yeah, you need your rest qt.

>>5638572
Like >>5638577 I didn't experience that kind of pain either. It is normal and it's a sign you might get big ones. So yay!

>>5638580
aahh yeh it is very negative I stopped posting for like 5 days but got sooo bored and no social interaction l-lol kinda sad desu

>>5638586
>>5638580
as always I definitely advocate finding a better community

>>5638581
whats the degenerate side thinking

>>5638572
I had a similar experience. Get a sports bra.

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are my shoulders okay or too big?

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>>5638586
>>5638587
the discord's generally pretty nice and keeps rude anons away
i might check out the irc someday but idk i was invited to the discord so i feel more welcome and at home there

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>>5638588
jokes on you, i don't have a degenerate side. unless you bring it out in me, that is.

>>5638577
>>5638584

I mean I guess I should be happy if it means that my body is responsive to the hormones but it's quickly getting to be unmanageable. I'm trying to massage them at night and wear bras when I can (still a guy at work) but I guess I'm worried that my dosage is weird. My doc said she wanted to maximize breast growth but I feel like it's happening so fast that my nipples are going to explode.

>>5638589
woooahhhh I haven't seen you in foreeeverrrr

>>5638590
they're alright. if you feel bad about them, work out your butt more and get bigger boobs.

>>5638591
oh interesting. I hadn't heard of that

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everyone has me filtered

>>5638590
not a death sentence, but you need to work around it. iktf, my shoulders are the same size.
>>5638595
that the biggest crock of shit i've ever heard

>tfw there are no other trannies online who are living full time and nearly well adjusted

>>5638598
I love you

>>5638598
why do you have sheens tripcode lizbell

>>5638599
aw, you're so kind. i like you too, beautiful. but for real i sweaaar i'll never let my bad side show again.
>>5638598
i don't have anyone filtered. what's up pal
>>5638602
lol

>>5638598
I think the same thing at times

I don't think I've upset anyone so I don't see why that'd be the case, but hey.

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>>5638587
then y do u still post here jord ugh
>>5638591
o hm
might check it out idk....
>>5638590
they seem fine imo
>>5638596
that's a very normal dosage, but if you want to talk to your doc about it and maybe lower your dosage I guess you could
>>5638598
N-no hi shannon sorry you canceled your electro I don't think you should have :(
>>5638602
but edie is on senpai

>>5638602
all the trannies who fit that description don't post in this shithole

>>5638598
i don't. i think about you a lot but i just don't know what to say to you. i feel bad when i don't speak to you and i feel bad when i try to speak to you and come out with basically nothing to say.
>>5638607
why not

>>5638597
Hi. How are you?

>>5638598
Here you can know that I don't, even though we hardly interact.

>>5638609
>edie

she doesn't count

>>5638609
>edie
>well adjusted
She's a loose camwhore that thinks meeting all of the female stereotypes makes her TruTrans,

>>5638610
I rarely come here anymore specifically for that reason. plus I'm gay and the agp lelelel jokes got old about 4 years ago

>>5638609
I... I don't post here that often...

yeah I dunno. Maybe I should just go to reddit, but people are so much unhappier here, and I like to say nice things to people who are sad.

>>5638614
superduper bored. I need to change my life. hbu?

>>5638598
I don't

>>5638617
put a little sugar in your tea hon you seen a bit bitter right now

>>5638611
i'm just paranoid i'll scare you or upset you, so i'll focus on becoming 'pure'. whatever the fuck that means. every day is just a constant cycle of not feeling good enough. oh well.

>>5638531
>be me
>mtf trans and bisexual
>on e for ~1 year
>pass
>am regularly complemented on appearance
>art college freshman
>still somehow cant get any action
how do I as a trans girl go about upping my hookup game?

>>5638602
I am here.

>>5638620
Bored and tired right now and dealing with some insomnia. Generally though things are going well for me.

>>5638626
I usually either seduce my friends or go online. Works pretty great in my experience.

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>>5638616
but why
>>5638617
o-oh
can you make fun of me too anon ;__;
>>5638620
Reddit's alright. Idk I don't agree with a lot of people on the trans reddit and a lot of them are older pre transitioners or just starting

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>>5638598
no I just don't have anything left I can say to you, it's like you don't actually want it

>>5638623
Just tired of people revering Edie as this pillar of perfection. No problem with her personally, but the amount of stupid self-absorbed trannies on this board that idolize her in an attempt to be one of the "cool kids" is ridiculous. And sitting here circlejerking to exhaustion is tiring. Is she pretty? Yes. But is she this amazing, well adjusted human being with no flaws? No. Will she be the first one to tell you that? Yeah, and props to her for it. But the amount of people desperate for an inkling of normal social interaction that try and play this "I'm a real grill look at me edie!" game is so out of hand.

>>5638627
so what do you do?

>>5638628
Ahhhh. I'm sorry you have to deal with that. Do you normally have interests and you're just having a dry spell, or is this an ongoing thing?

>>5638631
which trans reddit? /mtf wasn't too bad last I looked, but I didn't look very hard to be fair.

>>5638624
i didn't mean to make you worried that you could upset me. i like honesty, blind anon. i want to know you as honestly as is possible. not a fake you that you create at your own expense, especially just for my own comfort.

>>5638633
but they don't? or is talking to someone who is actually doing something other than shitposting 24/7 'revering' now. you really sound bitter

>>5638633
This is actually a pretty accurate look at the current state of mtfg

>>5638626
you just whore yourself out
its not like you were going to do anything other than that at college, right?

>>5638636
uhh /asktrans
idk I haven't looked at the mtf one though!
>>5638633
I don't believe anyone thinks of her that way after they spend more than a week here lol

>>5638632
why drop trip ?
>>5638638
i'm still me, i'm just trying to hold off on being a fucking creep. there's like a point where 'flattery' just gets borderline disturbing and im always scared of being like that.

>>5638639
Okay, your post indicates one of three things:
A) You're Edie with your trip off trying to keep the attention whore train moving in your favor
B) You're part of the aforementioned problem that refuses to see the way people act towards her that are desperate for a normal social interaction
C) You haven't spent more than an hour on /mtfg/ and witnessed it yourself

>>5638633
Well, that's kind of how it is with all of the pretty trips. The prettier ones get treated better and the less pretty ones get treated worse as far as I've observed. It's pretty uncool.

It's not even a case of personality. A lot of the less attractive trips are pretty nice, and some of the pretty ones might be... well, not very different from those gossipy high school girls who shit on you when you're not around.

>>5638641
im bad at flirting apparently. what should i do to up my flirting skills/ make it more obvious

>>5638629
was planning on that but majority of my close friends are either taken or not about the hookup life

>>5638636
It's a recurring issue for me. Last month I spent like three weeks straight only being able to sleep like 3-4 hours at a time, that really sucked.

I think tonight's just a one-off thing though.

And I'm just bored cause its like 4:30 am and I'm with my friend who's asleep. Don't want to wake her up.

>>5638646
more like:
D) I don't care about petty vendettas, what's the point in getting bitter on an anime inspired tranny imageboard

>>5638648
You're getting what I'm saying. This general is literally an online high school social circle. It's pathetic. We're all adults, act like it.

>>5638646
edie has been on the chan boards for years and what you're saying is exactly what she's always done. and people pretend she's some kind of makeup goddess as well. she always acts like some sort of sage when it comes to tranny advice

>>5638644
Aw, but i like creepy you.
>>5638653
Agreed, shut upp.

>>5638654
>We're all adults
O-oh

>>5638654
All the same, I hope you try to avoid getting personal with your grudge against the attractiveness-based social hierarchy. If you're mean to people here, you will make me sad, regardless of who your target is.

I don't know you, so I'm just saying. If you want to do something, then be extra-nice to the people who get less love.

>>5638655
Edie's everything, from her "aesthetic" to her wardrobe to her clothes, all of it can literally be learned on youtube and reddit via tutorials and how tos in less than a day. It's ridiculous.

Unless you are a shining example of masculinity and male form and figure, literally anyone can pass at the level she does, it's a matter of how much you care.
>>5638659
I'm generally pretty nice to everyone, even edie. I'm not the one who posted the "loose" insult above either. This is just a personal critique I have of this general and the fact that people refuse to acknowledge such a glaring fault here is truly disappointing.

>>5638632
I do, it just feels impossible and likely is

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>>5638666
if it was impossible I wouldn't try, take your trips as a sign that it can be done. I won't give up if you won't

>>5638666
nothing is impossible. satan just corrupted your mind, as evident from your post number. i believe in you !

>>5638663
no one that's a persona here will acknowledge it under a name
but so many of us just watching already knew it form the beginning

>>5638663
I'm glad to hear that! Being anon makes it tricky to track who is who, but it's always nice to have people who are good to others.

>Unless you are a shining example of masculinity and male form and figure, literally anyone can pass at the level she does, it's a matter of how much you care.

You should post some relevant links, if possible. I think mtfg used to have tutorial links in the OP, but we don't seem to have those now. It might be good to compile some (ideally trans-specific) makeup and style tutorials.

... 'course, most of us basically need to escort to have the money for all that makeup. It can add up quickly, especially if you buy the brands she does.

hey good night thread good night

>>5638677
I'll post some links tomorrow if I see you around. I'm about to pass out, eyes are heavy from reading Manga. If you really want the links right now just check out the beauty subreddits, /cgl/, and /fa/ and you'll find more than enough readily available sources at hand. Gnight for now

>>5638693
Sweet dreams anon.

>>5638690
>Is it goodnight already.....
>>5638693
night to you too anon

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>>5638690
gn emma

>>5638700
isnt that frog?

>>5638677
>e
please do be around so he posts those links
cus i need them too

>>5638705
yes and her name is also emma

>>5638708
Why would a "he" know all of these things? This anon is clearly edie-tier if she knows all of this stuff.

>>5638590
>taking rear shoulder pic
I do the same thing
Yours look ok, and you have nice big hair

>>5638705
Yes

>>5638710
What's funny is if the anons that come here posted selfies nearly as much as the trips do, mtfg's perception of what is and isn't an attractive woman would he vastly different. Anons are fucking hot.

>tfw hair isn't naturally curly or straight, just a mess

jdimsa

>>5638717
Post a selfie, anon ;3

>>5638718
wavy is objectively the best

source: personal experience

>>5638710
its a typo jesus

>>5638719
I hate my wavy hair maybe i just need to grow it out more

>>5638721
I mean probably

it isn't very good until it's around shoulder-length in all honesty

>>5638719
That would destroy the allure of being anon. And I'm not vain enough to take these opinions from this board into account. I mean that in the least rude way possible. I know I'm hot. I'm literally posting this from some guy's bathroom squeezing cum out of my ass right now. That doesn't happen to ugly trannies.

>>5638734
you should post your asshole

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>>5638718
Iktf ;~;
>try to straighten it
>looks like poop
>treat it like it's curly
>looks like curly poop

>>5638734
I've posted my pic in the past and got some good remarks

but everyone here has bdd, so just don't bother with it anymore

>>5638734
>That doesn't happen to ugly trannies.
Even ugly people have sex anon, lol.

>>5638729
I see you're still pretty early on, hey? I guess you don't need me to give you advice or anything, but I hope it all works out for you

>>5638734
>That doesn't happen to ugly trannies.

I mean it could in theory but I get you.

your attitude reminds me of sage.

>>5638718
post hair

>>5638742
i'm pre everything

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>>5638741
this is true, I indeed still have sex and I have the body of a crushed gorilla and the face of a burn victim seth rogan

>>5638741
>tfw literally jjust average and don't get sex
>never even kissed a person

>>5638745
Cool. When are you gonna start?

>>5638746
>burn victim seth rogan

I dunno why I laughed but I did

also fuck these street name captchas right in the ass

>>5638745
>>5638749
me too

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>>5638734
>squeezing cum out of your ass
>not leaving it in there and feeling a big load slide down to your asshole over time

>>5638737
mine at least straightens fine but as soon as i get outside into the wind or rain or slight moisture in the air it's back to trash status instantly

>>5638741
I'm sorry, let me rephrase. Ugly trannies don't get picked up by attractive men who have no idea they're trans and they aren't so hot that when you tell them you have a dick they say "I couldn't care less" and proceed to plow your shit anyways.

All this and more can be yours with an ounce of effort and dedication.
>>5638742
Not sure who that is.

Anyways I'm headed in for round two and then we're probably gonna go to some shitty diner for greasy food and crash at my place. Good night everyone. May big dicks and cummies come to thee.

>>5638750
this week hopefully
ill probably fuck everything up because idk what im doing
idk what im doing with my life either

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>>5638749
I mean some hot ppl are virgin too dw too much about it.
Honestly don't rush your frist kiss lol I wish I saved mine

and taking someone elses first kiss is soooo nice it's the best.
>>5638746
B-but you don't
iktf tho desu
>>5638757
No not really, you're right. And not all pretty trannies have to brag about it to an anonymous image board.
>All this and more can be yours with an ounce of effort and dedication.
for some it's unobtainable lol

night tho have fun !!

>>5638757
god i wanna kill you
i want to cum in someones ass

>>5638737
>tfw straighten hair all the time since high school
>becomes dry and damaged
>but looks dumb if i dont

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>>5638750
>I dunno why I laughed but I did
it's funny because I still get dick, which validates pookies point
>>5638761
>B-but you don't
I'm not angie if you think that's who you're talking to
>>5638762
I have time, pls be in Australia

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>tfw no ass filled with cum
;_;

>>5638761
>tfw thats unobtainable for me
>>5638753
i'm going to kill myself

>>5638756
yup, my fine hair picks up stuff and will clump together, but is really nice after I wash it though

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>mfw escaped hondom
>still too freaking fat (77 kg -> 17 kg too much)

I still can't believe that when I took photo on the left I said to myself "yeah, I can work with that!", "I can fix it!".

One week to my ffs!

>>5638757
Man it is so hard to believe you. People like that don't post here as anons.

g'day mate, anyway

>>5638760
eh? I'm sure you've done enough reading to know what good doses are.

But yeah I totally feel you on the not really having any direction in life.

>>5638768
O-oh yeah it was oops
franky pic threw me off s:
>>5638770
;__; iktf it's ok anon
>>5638769
but GIRLS

>>5638768
>australia
jesus christ why do all the girls down to fuck gotta be in australia
fucking hate being an americunt

>>5638761
>tfw nervous giggled through my first kiss
>tfw nervous giggle through every single kiss in my life, even when i've been kissing that person for weeks
>tfw can't stop giggling through important sexual events

why

>>5638762
Why do you want to kill anon?

>>5638777
what are you fucking talking about
you have a gf and a sex life
i wouldnt want random pickup sex if i had an actual gf
ive never had a gf

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>>5638779
>girls
>implying I ever had a chance
should come down and do it anyway

>>5638779
Aus sux desu

>>5638781
because i wanna fuck her and i cant so im choosing to vent my insecurities and anger with death threats and arson

>>5638777
Lmao I'm sober and bicurious

>>5638774
How long hrt?

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>>5638780
But that's cute
giggling is fun lol sexual stuff is supposed to be fun and u should be able to laugh during it imo
>>5638784
More meant the pretty and fulltime part desu
S-sorry anon
>>5638793
RIP maddie

>>5638785
i mean i totally would, dont get me wrong
id fuck probably most of you

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>>5638784
I'm going to get a gf and maybe I won't want to be a girl anymore

>>5638793
post your butt so i can fap to it sexy

>>5638792
Whereabouts in murica are you?

>>5638796
two and half year. When I started I was 96 kg (BMI 29)

>>5638802
east coast, by washington

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>>5638769
sad desu. i wish my fucking dick would actually get hard sometime soon. transgirls are cute af but estrogen has robbed me of my penetrative abilities.

>>5638800
i probably wouldnt wanna be one if i had a gf lol

>>5638792
How's it feel to know you're in here desperately talking to gross unpassing trannies to get your rocks off while she goes and gets filled to the brim with some random chad's seed for the second time tonight?

>>5638801
I actually would rn but only to show off my cute new panties. I'm on my phone tho and unsee won't work :/

>>5638805
can i suck your transcock
im les
its ok if you cant fuck me but suck me off

>>5638804
MD or VA?

>>5638809
IMGUR
MUST SEE

>>5638813
VA

>>5638769
I have this /fit/ /pol/ friend who is flirting with me like crazy he says that he want me.

It's like we could have sex right now but it would be my first time (like ever) so I'm not sure if I should.

Also he has this crazy "n-no homo" vibe. I'm afraid that at the end he would hurt me.

>>5638811
I still get boners but they're not nearly as hard as they used to be. Like i can't imagine that they'd be able to push through someone's ass unless they were loose as hell.

>les

thats refreshing. I can't tell you how many trans girls i've met who have this idea of some fucking He-man god that they cling to.

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THIS THREAD IS CURRENTLY IN DEGENERATE MODE

APOLOGIZE TO MOTHER NOW OR GET 3 STRIKES ON THE REAR FOR EVERY LEWD THOUGHT YOU'RE HAVING

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>>5638811
why won't it end mtfg

>>5638818
Greek statue man?

>>5638819
>fucking some heman god
to be honest i find manly men disgusting
id be good with a girlfriend or a twinky bf
soft gt is pretty hot though, unfortunately for yours though im super tight

>>5638818
he probably would hurt you but unless youre susceptible to falling for him or your first time is a big deal maybe you shouldnt

>>5638821
Tfw no dick to choke on

>>5638825
>tfw have the muscle structure of a literal greek statue
if i was a guy this would be great but im girl

>>5638825
I'm not him, but he's annoying.

>>5638828
tfw hard dick with no girl to choke with it

>>5638836
would you settle for a failure who went back to being a gay man?

>>5638830
Ricky?
>>5638836
choke yourself with it bro ;]

>>5638838
are you an attractive gay man?

>>5638826
I mean like physically hurt me. He hates gay people and is kind of vocal about it.

But god he is sexy /fit/ guy

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>>5638840
no, just turn the lights off and you'll be fine

>>5638832
Oh I was just wondering if that was ur friend, he is fit and pol. But yeah, idk, sex is nice but you should protect ur feelings imo. I talk a lot of degenerate shit in here but really I just want a bf/gf who cares about me and makes me feel safe, comfortable, and good about myself. Sometimes I talk to chasers because I have low self esteem and feel like human garbage who doesn't deserve any better but it leaves you feeling awful and empty inside
>>5638830
Iktf ;_;
>>5638842
O-oh. Be careful pls <3

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>>5638826
>gf or twinky bf
>exactly.jpg
if you're tight as hell then you need proper warm up/prep. could be do-able

>>5638842
oh, are you fucking kidding me? don't do it if he'll hurt you, jesus, getting cock isn't worth getting injured. if you want dick and you were nearby id fuck and cuddle you afterwards just to make sure you dont run off fucking skinheads and winding up dead

>>5638843
Blue eyes! Why I don't have blue eyes! My older bro was like this perfect tranny material when he was 16. Long blond hairs, blue eyes, feminine smile, soft features, female voice.

He wasted it!

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>>5638846
i haven't been fucked in the butt yet
and yeah id take a gf or a faggy/gay looking bf over any of the countless beefcakes with shitty slicked back hair and douche shades

>>5638843
ohh well you got pretty eyes at least
okay, are you at least god at sucking dick

>>5638845
Oh when I said /fit/ /pol/ I meant his character, like he is into body building and is right oriented nationalist.

>>5638858
you can have them, they don't even work properly I need glasses to see more than 2 feet in front of me which is great because I can use them to hide my fucking disgusting face
>>5638867
>you at least god at sucking dick
yes

>>5638864
Not even with a dildo or anything by yourself?

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>>5638864

>>5638839
i fucking wish i was ricky, her face is perfect even if boy body
>>5638868
yeah no, do not fuck him if you fear for your safety
like please, dont

>>5638872
Ricky does not have a boy body

>>5638872
Ah
>>5638871
>tfw no zyzz bro

>>5638871
gross dude holy fuck
he looks someone that would be hired for a shitty live action of an anime
>>5638870
i've used a sharpie and fingered myself before but i havent delved too deep into my own ass/ass play
i need a dildo though, or a bf/gf
>>5638869
well thats a start, ill take you up

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>>5638871
AH fuck the cringe. I already have skin cancer from looking at that pile of shit.

>>5638872
>yeah no, do not fuck him
I won't it just that I'm 28 and I feel like I'm too picky... I want to gain some sexual experience.

>>5638882
> I already have skin cancer from looking at that pile of shit.
holy fuck my exact word for word thoughts

>>5638877
everyone here has a boy body

>>5638882
It is not good to speak ill of the dead.

>>5638884
look for someone else
youre cute, youll get fucked eventually

>>5638887
some ppl started young and were mostly spared it

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>>5638887
I have a old man body with unnaturally large feet, I think I made the right choice

>>5638879
>sharpie
not good enough i'm afraid. seriously invest in a realistic dildo and you'll be ass-utopia. Do you still get hard or no?

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>>5638887
Thanks for this 3 am feel anon.....

>>5638901
it's true though. At least at first....

>>5638897
yes i do
and is that so? should i be ashamed to be a trans girl that hasn't actually ever even anally orgasm'd or felt good in the butt
just haven't gotten around to figuring out how to make my ass feel good

>>5638903
well I have still have one after 13 months so ;__;

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>>5638901

>>5638907
at least youre a soft pudgy super fuckable looking boy

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>>5638718
>tfw hair curls at the ends and is kinda wavy naturally
makes me wanna dome myself tbqh familiancino

>>5638912
>tfw hair curls at the ends and is kinda wavy naturally
iktf
fucking kill me

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>>5638895
>starting early
age meme never dies
male genetics always wins
even andreja couldn't escape male proportions

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>>5638912
>all these wavy hair people complaining about their hair
just run a flat iron over it for like 2 secs desu lol at least ur not a curly head .......
>>5638911
I guess so.....
boy with boobs and butt desu it's gross ok
took a pic of my hips earlier to see if they looked ok l-lol made me sad
>super fuckable
idk abt that senpai tbqh

>>5638920
oh shut up even if you dont think you pass you know youre cute
id fuck the shit out of you dude

>>5638906
dick stimulation is all well and fine, but once you work your butt properly you'll see how much more intense it is.
>haven't gotten around to it
You need the right toys. fingers/make-shift phalluses aren't ideal. Get a dildo that is relatively soft/flexible or find some irl cock!

>what happens in my mind when my mother hugboxes me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

>>5638920
its effort, sometimes i just wanna get up without having to worry about my hair looking retarded

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>>5638907
>tfw i still have prominent apollo's trenches
sadly this is the aspect that takes the absolute longest to be modified. Up to five years *sobs*

>>5638923
i wish i could get some irl cock ;_; do you recommend any dildos/vibrators or anything? i need to get fucked and blow some dick

>>5638919
i did say mostly!!

>>5638920
your curls are gorgeous though

>>5638927
>apollo's trenches
what are those

>>5638911
hey
hey you motherfucking dogshit faggot
watch the way you talk to my daughter
i'll fucking murder you seven ways to sunday mate
i'll gut you and use your innards to make sasuage
watch your blasphemous mouth you obnoxious little shitheaded punk

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>>5638922
WELL I don't pass but
I mean the pics I post sometimes are cute just angles desu lol not really cute irl
idk senpai!
>id fuck the shit out of you dude
T-thanks though
also I was told to give you a message
"your mom will fuck him"
>>5638926
Me too desu
o well
>>5638927
>apollo's trenches
what is this
>>5638929
T-thanks I just really want straight hair a lot of the time desu
>>5638932
damn

>>5638932
no

>>5638934
i dont get it

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>>5638931
Obviously not nearly as exaggerated as this buff cis guy but you get the idea.

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>>5638929
she looks good, but the shoulders/torso and lack of hips is clearly male body proportions

>>5638938
I'm not sure what you don't get
but I don't get it either desu
>>5638939
oohh I thought those were hip dips
I have those too ughh

>>5638935
no>?
what the fuck did you say you me you pigheaded little half-aborted piece of trash?
you're garbage, your mother is garbage, your father is garbage, and your lineage is garbage and youre absolutely nothing
stay away frommunmun or i'll fucking murder you m8

>>5638943
no nigga

>>5638928
Get a rubber dildo (good quality) or a silicone one. Glass/metal are too inflexible and can hurt. Soft ones move with the shape of your butt so they feel way better. Never used a vibrator so idk there. Go slow at first and don't force if it hurts. Maybe get a butt plug to experiment with first so you know what it's like to be filled up.

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>>5638757
>>5638734
>>5638677
>>5638663
>>5638633
>>5638617

i was making $$$ and talkin to friends but wtf is all this? lmao
the one thing i never get about these arguments is that it's always like ... some ~mysterious~ anon who is the pinnacle of beauty and passes flawlessly and is just so tired of people worshipping ppl that aren't them, or are tired of the self-absorbed, or vain trips. which confuses me because then they'll go on to be like "I AM SQUEEZING CUMMIES OUT OF MY HOLE RN ACTUALLY. I'M SO HOT THAT HE JUST PLOWED ME IN EVEN THO HE HAD NO IDEA I WAS TRANS AND THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN TO FUGLY PEOPLE. I'M AMAZING." followed by gossiping about other people and how you think they're the ones who are cliquey and immature.
like why don't yall realise how hypocritical your arguments are? especially because of the projections onto literally everyone. i'll even give credit in that they're right, i am the first to admit i'm not perfect at all and my beauty is manmade, but to even have this conversation would imply projections onto the kind of character i have as well as those who apparently "worship" me. like how do you manage to fabricate this complex of the bad ppl who do wrong while simultaneously doing everything you think is wrong and separating yourself from it? idk. yall are ridiculous i'm gonna go count my money and go to bed lmao gn fellow mafia members

>>5638947
the mafia was here?

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>>5638947
wait edie I need to kiss your feet so some bitter queen can rage hard because you even exist

>>5638947
I always love ur responses to these desu edie
gnight !!

>>5638950

they're always here bb
watching...lurking...waiting.....

>>5638951

lmao!! IT HONESTLY CONFUSES ME LIKE i don't understand these arguments and this shitposting and i never have. it just perpetuates everything they don't like. it doesn't facilitate change or anything, it just makes things more hostile. IDGI but w/e

>>5638957

<3 thank bb
NIGHT!!! it's so fucking late i cant deal. i will be back to upset ppl by existing 2morrow

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>tfw you feel like a girl but your body looks like a boys body

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>tfw you're unbanned
>tfw you'll never hug dreamy girl
>tfw Noun will never love you

>>5638970
>tfw not dreamy girl
uuuuu ;-;

>>5638967
you've only been hrting for like less than a week, slow yo roll kit

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>>5638970
why'd you get banned desu?

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>>5638967
That's the worst feel, I'm sorry Kit ;__;
>>5638970
I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE

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>>5638971
Dreamy girl is Madotsuki, which is my waifu for laifu

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>>5638967
>tfw I know I'll never be a girl and have the body I was assigned at birth

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>>5638974
Post guro kek. Thanks badmin
>>5638975
Miss meh!? I missed this little hole in the wall

>>5638980
lmao

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>>5638980
>Miss meh
lil bit....
why you up so late bb

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>>5638981
Which sucks cause I'm in a guro mood

>tfw ywnb spooned by mado

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>>5638983
Cause I can't sleep. My heart is pounding and aching my thoughts are racing so suddenly I don't feel very tired. I missed you too bae

liz why did you drop trip again should i be concerned?

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>>5638988
>My heart is pounding and aching my thoughts are racing
W-why omg
Well don't stay up too late! not good for you ;b
>>5638991
I'm curious abt this too desu

>you will never massage baby oil into pookie's soles, sometimes gently tickling her arches with a fingertip

what's the point?

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>>5638986
Cutie~
>>5638993
Just happens anytime I think about Noun.. It definitely differs, right now it's getting to me pretty bad.
>>5638996
That's p gay desu senpai

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>>5639000
take me raving pls babe ;w;

>>5638967
today I saw the back of my head and body while I was at the shop
I have a man back and frame and a bald spot on the crown of my head

>>5638967
post pic

>>5639010
get someone to pay for my tickets and ill be your cuddlebot!

>>5639012
plz i have so little

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>>5638996
But are you a boy or a girl
>>5639000
s: that sucks, sorry you're going through that. Do you two still talk a lot?
>>5639010
aaa glad it makes you feel a bit better, talking can really help sometimes!

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>>5639016
I'll get you one day senpai
>>5639021
No.. I wish. But all I do is stress him cause I love him to much.
>>5639021
It helps me fall asleep. Don't know what I'd done with out this kind of outlet.

>>5639026
please do
rescue me from the south ;~;

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>>5639026
>Don't know what I'd done with out this kind of outlet.
l-lol yeah that's why I still post I guess.

;__; Do you really stress him though? If he isn't reciprocating your love he doesn't seem worth it desu but idk him!

>>5639021
I'm a girl is that ok
can I still have my way with your feet

>>5639041
Better desu less creepy l-lol
sorry though I don't think my gf would like that she's the only one allowed to touch them desu......
you can still post about them though it's cute and makes me feel kinda nice tho...

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>>5639032
If I don't pass out maybe.
>>5639038
Yeah.. Wish my heart would get the memo.

Sorry if I pass out senpaitachi

>>5639048
im the bottom girl in the pic

>>5639047
post more of your soles and I'll double my posting efforts tbdesu

>>5639048
If you're already chasing Chads who treat you like shit, congratulations. You are officially a woman.

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>>5639049
that one particularly

>>5639047
Transbians get out pls

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>>5639051
He was sweet and wonderful till I hurt him...

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Tfw you dont live in europe and cant join in on the upcoming war against muzzies and progressivists

>>5639054
well irl id be the one on top of you since youd crush me :p

>>5639064
i hate Sand Niger

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>>5639068

i have a confession mtfg
i used to have a crush on trevor moore from whitest kids you know
i still do desu

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>>5639050
https://unsee.
cc/nisazuro/
;p
>>5639048
>Sorry if I pass out
No dw abt it! hope you get to sleep soon
>>5639055
N-no
>>5639082
good taste desu

>>5639076
hnnnng
>>5639083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw-kakFRRes
hes a hottie isnt he

>>5639060
In that case, I'm sure he's having the time of his life without you

>>5639087
My friend loves them lol
not in the same way I do though....

>>5639089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3yuto9xjEE
like good fuck, trevor in a suit
>not in the way I do
you wanna fug them
back off mister lawyersteins mine

>>5639083
hng they're so smooth and soft
I'd lick those until the apocalypse came

>>5639097
You might be in luck, I heard he's into manatees

>>5639097
i'd fuck all of them except sam

>>5639082
He cleans up super good too.

>>5639096
His face is so smug I love it desu
>>5639100
T-thanks

>>5639110
right??????? he can make all those fuckin expressions and he still has smooth, sexy skin and ghidfhjgkfdgh fuck
that guys hot as fuck
why would anyone want gross manly men when there are people that look like trevor

>>5639110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeu1_5KCXJs
but seriously
>tfw you act like trevor in this video irl, naturally
kill me

>>5639122
darrens face too lol

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Why is Australian summer literally the worst thing ever? I swear the humidity is like 500000%.

Anyway, how was your weekend /mtfg/?

>>5639129
>humidity
>in Australia
Just how, it's a desert

god damn im on a roll now
someone watch whitest kids U know with me!!!!!

>>5639083
pookie you baka it's going to end up on the next tripfeet.jpg

>>5639122
I love this one
>>5639118
lanky tall kinda fem boys are the best desu...
>>5639137
I-I was already on that one oops ><;;

>>5639130
most aussies live around the coast senpai

>>5639130
Everyone lives on the coast baka

>>5639130
Humid tropics on the east coast of Queensland senpai.

>>5639145
>tfw lanky short femboy, not tall

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>>tfw no bf
T,T

>>5639144
oh fuck how could i forget timmy? idk if could fuck
yeah no lol couldnt
yeah i had the same thought about darren too
shit though trevor darren and zach all make good chicks

>>5639154
lanklets are tall

>>5639156
ill be your bf
lets watch wkuk together

>>5639144
Wait you're trans? I thought you were just a cis guy chaser

>>5639129
that's gross

It once got about 80% humid and 90f and I could barely work

>>5639165
AHAHAHAHA FUCK
i remember this coming up on the tv when i was with a 'friend' a while ago at their house watching tv with her and her dad
it disturbed them and it was great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFmZRCEfjEM
zachs probably got the best voice but trevors the hottest outta the guys
its odd though now, im just now realizing that the wkuk guys are 7s 8s and 9s
>>5639164
stop youre gonna make her wanna kill herself more

>>5639163
I'm too far away from you, unless you're in East Asia, I'm also too ugly. One day, one day.

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>>5639171
:c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFmZRCEfjEM
timmy at the end though
>hey guys, we should suck his dick!
>literally everyone here

>jörmy's soles will never be on tripfeet.jpg

fucking kill me

>>5639169
My bad, sorry. I'm sure you're a cool girl with people that like you, don't do any stupid shit . All I know is what a friend told me about some shit that must've not actually happened in like August.
Keep fighting, in all honesty life gets better. Maybe not all at once but it does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLe_UMpXMhs
I LOVE THE U.S. AMERICAAAAA

>>5639189
holy shit i've never seen this one
that fuckingvietnamese guys face at 2:30
i cant breath

>>5639184
>a friend told me about some shit that must've not actually happened
is this about to be some sort of awesome gossip?

fuck. timmy passes really well and all he ever does is put a fucking wig on

>>5639195
>realize just now that timmy from wkuk looks like kalya
fuck

>>5639193
No, gossip is stupid. If nobody else feels that way about sheen and people here got over things it's fine. It must've just been a misunderstanding between sheen and third party.

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>can't live as a guy
>can't live as a hon
>will never have a family and kids
>will never have a good job
>no reset option for life

I feel like just dying, my internet addiction and the delusional hopes that I might one day either look like a cis girl or be able to repress being trans are the only things keeping me going

>>5639198
Why can't you live as a hon? It's not so bad. You know. If you live in some city like San Francisco they tolerate ugly degenerates like me. Or so I've heard. I

>>5639197
you cant drop something like that and then not elaborate
come on

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Welp looks like Mado passed out
Gnight /mtfg/

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>>5639198
iktf
>>5639202
>I live in australia
I'm a dead thing walking

good morning ladies. I'm ftm posting in your thread because every other thread on this board is dead. what are your sunday plans. alternatively, how has your sunday been?

>>5639205
Maybe just train voice mad hard and convert to Islam. Then wear the full wrap thing, so nobody ever sees your face, I've thought about it.

>>5639208
Cis girl reeeeee

>>5639209
>train my ashtray voice
I'll take the rope for $200 honny

>>5639210
I cringed hard at that
thats not even funny
apologise to him

>>5639210
>cis
>girl
I think not

>>5639208
will most likely end up sleeping through this sunday like all the other ones
what a sinner i am
it's 8am so it's just kind of started
sup bro?

>>5639210
lol fuck you jerk

>went to a date with a lesbian
>didn't say I was trans
>she seems to like me
>second, third date
>she invited me to a party at her place
>told her I'm trans
>she seems ok with it
>she 'cancel' the party
>she don't talk to me anymore

Dose that mean I pass?

>>5639212
Lol, voice training is pretty straight forward, the only thing that's went okay in my transition. It's just practice unlike appearance which is just genetic lottery