What's the best way to always be considered good scout, /gaygen/?
>tfw eagle scout
Summer camp was crazy
>most of the counselors were hot college guys
>meet my first crush there
>one of the life guards was a 10/10 and pretended to choke me during lifeguard session
I am looking for an american guy (over the age of 19) to marry me so I can receive a green card. I am a masculine top, very attractive, caring and dominant. If you're interested please leave your e-mail/skype. :)
>Always be prepared, obviously.
probably best answer
I had Vegemite on toast this morning.
Gaygen, I'm trying to seduce a cute boy into being my bf. I know he wants the same thing I want because we've had convos about being lonely and just wanting a cuddle buddy on grindr (although nothing came of it).
We went out for coffee Saturday, and we've texted since then, but I don't know what to do. Should I just go ahead and say "you should come to my place and cuddle"? Or do I try to get him to do something with me? We're both pretty busy during the week with school work, but I'm a lot more able to take time out of school work than he is.
What do?!?!? Help me gaygen!
Ask him out to do something sometime and near the end of the date mention how it'd be nice to hang out and watch some movies/ play some games or whatever he's into
let it happen organically through that instead of just asking him to come over and cuddle
I can't describe the taste. Most of the time, I eat it in combination with butter and a slice of cheese.
>is it true peanut butter isn't loved outside of north america
No, but PB&J isn't as popular here as it is in NA.
>i quit because literally everyone ignored me it was awful
I quit so many things because I couldn't get along with kids my own age.
All my friends up until 6th grade or so were 2 or 3 years older.
This is what I really want, but nothing seems to work out right.
When we went out for coffee, the fire alarm in the coffee shop went off and we had to go somewhere else halfway though.
Tonight we were going to go to some gay college group event thing (I actually wasn't part of any of the gay groups, he told me about it and invited me) but he apparently had a lot of work assigned today so we just didn't go.
I want to ask him to go to a school event with me tomorrow, but I'm afraid it'll be too impersonal because of all the other people there; or something bad will just happen...
lol, didn't even realize it was a girl in the video until far in
Well, yeah, I wouldn't exactly call them friends. Mostly just people who I spent time with because they lived nearby, or were on my swim team.
Didn't really have a group of friends until my senior years, but we never had much in common.
fetish? nah. I just want random anons who stumble across my video of how to fold your penis to look like a hamburger to go, "Oh shit! That guy is one of the anons who posts on /gg/!"
I was a fuccboi last weekend, how do I look?
Christmas Hitler is some creepy Hitler stalker who's been watching him for years in order to perfectly impersonate him and ruin his life. Haven't you been following the narrative?
You want sum fuck?
this reads just like a post that christmas hitler would make.
I'm kinda weird, acshully.
Finally a bit hornery again, but my standards are up from being around well-adjusted fem twinks. So I'm imagining a hazy dream with a very different cast and dynamic as I gather dustspeed.
I was listening to the EVO 2016 game lineup announcement and now I'm listening to a wrestling podcast
naw boxers are underrated
i miss when guys wore underwear like this
+ why you posting cp tho
I have pretty huge thighs but still wear briefs and boxer briefs sometimes. I like how they support my donger and make me feel like I have an ass.
Those tight athletic trunks feel nice too.
I do not understand that picture.
>how are you
eating lollipops rn
low-key worrying i just gave my bf a yeast infection with so much sugar in my mouth
might be making eggs and corn tortillas later
Wow, i missed out on Black Butler when i was a yaoi-loving teen and now as a 20-something, I can't even start it
Sounds like a recipe for enjoying some wine.
protip, the manga is so much better. I never understood the ciel x sebastian as it was basically dairy covered pizza. The only 'yaoi' from that series I like are solo images of bardroy.
The manga has a zombie titanic, hogwarts for rich kids and a werewolf cult thing (and more)
I had a nice pinot grigio with dinner last night.
Here, I'm kinda cute in this pic.
I started drinking at 9:30 AM yesterday, so no, I'm giving it a rest today.
She kind of looks like Azog, from The Hobbit.
In a good way.
>tfw no cutie to train with
I'll train with you!
Come here and I'll curl you
>no submissive musclebull to sit on while he does pushups
You will be after you start competing and then go into offseason mode and gain some fat
18 months. 2 months.
just fuck my shit up.
i could use lube but its just a pain. little sensitivity. i only really feel it during the climax and afterwards it's just like "oh yup that was the climax. i came. cool. let's get something to eat i guess."
i'm not even mad though. i know sex is amazing physical therapy but i've never been a very sexual person.
i like degeneracy as an aesthetic, but i'm pretty asexual in real life. very sex-focused people honestly disgust me irl. especially heteros. ;~;
>I have some too
Th-that's pretty cute.
iktf. i feel like i use sex as a substitute for more healthy socialisation much more than me having any innate urge for sexual activity. could probably live without sex if i knew people wanted me for myself.
same. if i could find a partner who had a similar sex drive that would be perfect.
honestly this is going to sound tranny as fuck but i would only be all about frequent sex for my partner. so they could be happy...
mpreg isn't even something i fap to... it's just too cute and makes me have butterflies when i think about guys making me pregnant.
Imagine the ride to the hippie natural birth clinic. You'd be all panicked and me and three other guys who all came in you at once would hold your hands and feet respectively and tell you it's going to be ok. And then we'd all wait.
lmao. Who knew swede had a character designed after him in a "game" ?
>I think hitler is a cool bitch
I think she's just a bitch.
is it bcus I said ur legs were fat
heres a nice range of genres for you
The Show by lenka
Nuclear by Mike Oldfield
Daughter of my Sins by cmdr chris hadfield
Keep the Car Running by the googoo dolls
My Way by frank sinatra
How Much a Dollar Cost by kendrick lamar
Refuse To Lose by dead prez
Dies Irae by Guiseppe Verdi
Gymnopedie No 1 by some guy i forget his name
awh thats really fucking qt of u to say that ty y-you too<3<3<3
+ but uhm yah for me personally tho thats when sex + healthy socialisation crossover when you have a tie with someone outside of sex. it isnt just purely functional..like for a while i was basically just letting people cum in my asshole just so i had s o m e o n e who acted like they wanted me (and maybe not always give me drugs) which wasnt really helping my self-esteem much t b h
Yes. It hurts.
Someone I barely know smacked me on the butt the other day and asked if I'd been working out.
>N-no, not really..
Since he wasn't asking you, but you posted anyway, I will also post anyway.
>mfw bullykun is getting swole
>cant listen to them without picturing a band of wojacks playing their songs tho
never had that occurred to me, but now that is all I will be able to see. thx
>Also did you dye your hair in the end?
is dying your hair part of sleeping around?
I like of montreal, the list is just old and shitty
and I don't really care what mu likes and doesn't like t b h
oh okay, I think I remember something about that
I've always wondered what I would what I would look like without black hair
It's always been there and it's a pretty distinctive feature along with overly angular face
She shouldn't shit talk me.
Neither should you.
thats how mine is, jet black doesnt go blonde without casualties. I went for silver highlights in the past n 2 attempts at it i gave up trying to go any lighter as id of been bald b4 it happened. ended up like an almost mustard blonde, didnt look that bad but eh it was only highlights. id of never died it all.
But you should still treat me with the respect I deserve.
..idk. bc im mentally ill.
nooooo i booked an appointment at the local college like next week lol its 10x cheaper than buying everything i need myself and they are going to be using proper salon quality shit anyway.
you can minimize the damage if you properly condition it regularly + sulphate free shampoos
hair that hasnt been dyed before isnt going to get too damaged either
Do you guys shower in the morning or at night
I know a lot of people like to shower in the morning to help them wake up but I'm starting to thing showering before bed then just washing your face in the morning is the way to go.
Often both in Summer, but usually I just shower at night.
I'm still a pure virtuous man and male virginity is a modern invention.
morning shower master race
if i shower at night my hair is all fucked up the next morning and idk showering in the morning is very like ~contemplative thinking relaxation time~ but maybe that's cause 90% of the world is still asleep when i take my showers in the morning