How long 'til science allows twinks and daddies to be preggers, /gaygen/?
Who would have the better birthing hips?
Who would look the best in maternity clothes?
There was supposed to be a comma and/or a "but" in there
I'm disappointed in myself.
How do I find out if a qt nerd is gay?
He has no close friends, wears the same plain clothes everyday, has no facebook or online presence, has never had a bf or a gf, has no hobbies and no obvious "tells" like a lisp or anything.
Once men can get pregnant the patriarchy will rise. The need for the fairer, weaker sex will dissappear. We will breed more logical and rational men. Man will rule the earth! It really is the ultimate goal of mankind's evolution.
Well, he sounds a bit similar to me (aside from the cute thing)
He might have really low level asperger's or something. Do you ever talk to him online or is it only in person? He might be a reserved person but have an easier time opening up through other methods of communication.
What are your gay regrets, gaygen?
When i was 17 i lost my virginity to a 30 something guy with a beard from craigslist, i was terrified, he made me suck his dick in his car, and fucked me behind some bushes. Afterwards he told me how obedient and good i was and then dropped me back at home. Shame ever since.
No facebook, no snapchat, no myspace or anything.
He doesnt really care about social media and neither do I to a lesser extent. So we just talk inperson. Sometimes I feel like we are having a really good conversation, then I look up at him and he just has this neutral, bored expression which makes me feel like im just an idiot who is wasting his time. Gah. Idk.
I dont want to weird him out, he is the type of person to literally never talk to me again just to avoid awkwardness.
>Sometimes I feel like we are having a really good conversation, then I look up at him and he just has this neutral, bored expression which makes me feel like im just an idiot who is wasting his time.
Sounds like my (ex) best friend.
>No facebook, no snapchat, no myspace or anything.
Yeah I'm like that, I just give my phone number to the small amount of people who'd want to get ahold of me quickly.
If he's not checking his phone or anything like that while talking to you then he's paying attention. He could just be reserved or have a hard time expressing his emotions.
Spending most of my youth trying to convince myself I was straight/bi and isolating myself from the world due to a mixture of self hatred and trying to ignore my depression and anxiety instead of trying to actually do something about it.
I'm working on it now though.
That's too bad. Ask him. As someone with a similarly minimal style to personal relationships, that's the only feasible way for you to get information - you have to ask for it. Unless you combine it with flirtation, it doesn't have to be awkward.
You said he lacks social skills, and may even be a little autistic. That would account for the lack of visual feedback when you're talking.
Also you need to boost your self-esteem a little: you're probably not boring, he would have told you. Don't overinterpret his (lack of) demeanor.
>mfw reading these other regret stories and realising actually mine isnt that bad
i sexted a stranger off 4chan one time
it was more like, i was on my way looking for a bathroom, im not a smart man and couldnt find it, i asked this guy where the bathroom was and he was like yeah follow me, we took an elevator down he pulled his dick out and i was kinda a slut so yeah
>How to bring it up in a nonawkward way?
Wrap it up in a story or something.
Tell a story about one of your drunk friends accidentally fornicating with a qt femboi and how he reacted or something, then take the story to you and vaguely mention how you'd react in that situation and laugh a bit and then ask him in a casual way.
Just make sure it's casual 'n stuff, as if you're just telling a funny story and not secretly trying to probe him.
Well you are but he shouldn't know.
modern medical science should never be unsettling.
One of my biggest regrets was meeting up with someone online at my work. When he showed up he looked nothing like his pics. He tried to blow me but I couldn't keep it up because he was so unattractive. I lied and told him I was straight and had a gf, that it was all weird and I didn't want to anymore. He tried some more rubbing, but I just wasn't happening for me. He left unsatisfied. After that he started showing up to my job and asking if I wanted to hookup again. I always said no. He got even weirder and started accusing me of having other dudes. Eventually he stopped coming in, but sometimes I would still see his car driving by. I'm happy I don't work there anymore.
I don't see why men have to get pregnant.
Science should try to do something realistic and sound, not absurd and dangerous.
Male Pregnancies sound bad, instead science should allow both male parent's DNA to be present within the child they raise, and even then, that would be a waste of money going into Hospitals (unless someone specializes)
Just adopt, you don't need the bond the mother gets when she births the baby, the babies dad even if there are two makes that connection anyway.
tl;dr Science won't, so Adopt.
Pic relevant, reCAPTCHA i used to post this.
If I knew you I probably wouldn't. I've been dropped before. It sucks babe.
Girl please. Ain't no masc man tryna look fo a ltr.
Still at my mister's place
He's away at class so i'm at home thinking about how long to jog for, whether i should job at all on account of assets i need to draw and also eating lollipops
Can do work till he takes me home, tho, i don't have any of my stuff or equipment here..
Also just an excuse to use a different camera. but his displays a lot different from mine-
anyways, hi gaygen how are you today
Just sitting around, desu
I don't know what to fill my time with without my trawing tools
Pencil sketches are fun but all i can think about are the current ongoing contracts
Also i don't have any more tootsiepops besides the chocolate ones and they're gross
Wuts wrong with you mac? \(O.o)/
What do you mean? Like a shirtless pic?
I'm not really into /soc/ stuff and got kinda fat so I look like almost any generic chub bear I guess. I'm working on getting back to a regular bear though
I had a dentist appointment, had some cavities filled. Entire face is numb from the Novocaine still, not digging it. I almost burnt my shirt when I couldnt hold a cigarette in between my lips and it just slipped down onto my chest. Again not digging it
No see that's the problem, the long hairs are like a horse shoe around the shaft and it's kind of sparse above that almost like my belly hair so you wouldn't be able to see unless I was showing my entire flaccid penis which I'm not nearly confident about enough to post anywhere anytime ever.
I feel kind of neutral about it. Wanting to fuck/fap all the time is cool, but random erections in public can be awkward.
Being called a "stud" or a "sex machine" is a cool ego boost. But having an over active libido can put a lot of strain on a relationship, if your partner isn't the same way.
Construct a shrine to Eros and dance naked beneath the light of the full moon. Get jacked on a bunch of T and then take some Adderall while browsing Grindr so you get trapped looking for dick when it kicks in. Or talk to a doctor, I don't know.
Hey guy,sorry to bother and also i never come here but u have a question. Is it possible for me tohave sida if 4years ago I get fucked without condom ? I am fucked up ? Thanks for the help,i'm really stressed about it.
Man do I love seeing dongers. Okay I'll bite. Where do you live? What are your hobbies? How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
>Where do you live?
>What are your hobbies?
music and video games I guess
>How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
As much as he could but it'd never be enough
Well if you're worried about AIDS then get tested. It's the only way to know for sure. Places do it for free all the time, but to be honest if it was 4 years ago you'd already start to see some symptoms of the disease. So if you're not symptomatic then you're probably fine. STILL GET TESTED!
>What games do you play?
All sorts, though I don't really like RTS. I'm looking forward to Street Fighter
I'm learning a bit of music theory and how to use a DAW, I can play keyboard a little bit but mostly I enjoy listening to music.
>What kind of music do you like?
long list, though it usually tends to be uptempo
>Why did you choose the keyboard?
Because guitar hurts my hands
>Does your autism prevent you from trying to get to know me?
Probably, I always end up in one sided conversations without knowing it.
>people younger than me feel the need to come up with terms for things that already exist
Really depends on the guitar setup, and the strings.
When I first started I had a badly set up guitar (high action or 'string height'), and chunky strings.
Then i switched to some cheapo stratocaster with 9s on it, and the action was reasonable, and i loved it. Became much more playable, didn't hurt my fingers too much. After a few months - a year I got some gross metal jagged guitar, then a year after that a mid-range schecter, and now about 7 years after I started I pretty much exclusively play extended range guitars with thick as fuck strings and high tension. Finger pain usually isn't really a problem unless i practice a new technique in which I use fingers i didn't before, like 8 finger tapping and shit, but it really is a lot easier to get used to with a nicely set up guitar.
I'm new to the scene based on appearance thing. Is someone a bear just because they're chubby or wide shouldered and have body hair? Or do they have to identify themselves as a bear?
Is someone femboy just because they could pass with minimal effort?
Will I turn into a daddy when I hit 35-40 just because I look masculine
I really shouldn't have thrown out my gay handbook
Making friends is easy, just be nice to someone and make a joke if you're good at it and hang out a lot. If it doesn't work on one person, just go to another. Chances are someone won't approach you.
i know how to meet other people
completely different actually becoming someones friend who they want to talk to and invite places..something about me just says A V O I D to other people
only here bc majority of you itt are retarded + annoying
kk but you live in america and thats not really practical
yeah i know but like twats have friends too
i mean its not like i have 0 friends..growing up i knew bare people and it was really easy to make friends bc i already knew their friends. now im by myself in a new city and like idk. no-one wants to be around me by myself.
>tfw have a back pic of myself i quite like saved
So you want to rub skeletons together?
>tfw I had a sex dream last night
>tfw i dreamt about having a cock shoved down my throat and being spit on
>tfw the top was my ex that i thought I forgot
>tfw I'm lonely now
My dreams were my only safe haven, but even that got invaded by the sex drive I have since posting on 4chin.
W h y e v e n l i v e
just proved the cosine law as a dot product of vectors (its the bit on the bottom right but i was lying down when i finished it so its sideways)
I want nothing to do with your sordid gypsy magic.
Opens wut is that a sports thing
Also oh yeah, you get yourself a spank-loving mister, right
When I read that, I smiled pretty hard.
(wut's he like tho do you want to talk about him if not its ok but ahmf i'm mad curious)
you know i really do like you, maton.
I'd bring you cuddle and warm chocolate if you were cold and lonely, I would
my left calf muscle just spasmed and contracted without me telling it to and i have just been rolling around trying to uncontract it for like 4 minutes while in intense pain. I eventually fixed it by manually grabbing my foot and pulling it upwards to extend my calf muscle, but it made a 'snap' sound, hurt like a bitch and is still aching now.
is this normal?
I'm uncircumcised, but my glans does not look as smooth or shiny as a lot of uncut guys I see, it looks more like halfway between what a cut and uncut glans looks like. Is this keratinization? How can I treat it?
Im not who you think it is. Im literally just another anon shitter. I actually can't troll anymore the popes against it now.
CMONNN GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIIIG
thats unfortunate anon. one time i had jock itch and that sucked ass. lotrimin ultra cleared that shit up in two weeks or so. i hope you dont die
good job anon, what did you hit?
i think the real problem is that you have to look for change around your room. You should probably get your finances in order.
It's been like this as long as I remember, I'm not that worried about it, but I'm gonna try abstaining from masturbating for a while and using bio oil or something on it. to be honest despite being a virgin I think I'd prefer bottoming by a lot anyway so it's not like it matters that much.
i almost did but then i realized the only thing I want is the winter weather effect which is not worth it
Not much, Dusty Daddy.
Catching up on Couture week, like a tru faggot. It's disappointing.
Well it wasnt really a PR - i only hit 120kgx5, but the main thing is I did it without backbreaking form which I hadnt previously been able to do.
also i am growing baratiddies :*
Everything is going fantastically!
>tfw you tell people you're strictly straight top to impress people
>tfw you just want a little dominant man who wants to humiliate me and fuck me into a little girl and cum on my face.
Yeah I do I guess
He's not the business type, he's quite nice and sensitive, very nice to cuddle
Depends what you think the stereotype is like he's very sub because his job is so demanding and he has to be bossy
ya gotta try anon, ya just gotsta
i wasnt away randy couture had his own week
a rep pr is still a pr anon
i only use sumo as an accessory
money is money
its people like you that want to do away with the penny
is that what youre usually looking at because youre on your back getting pounded?
jerk your shenis bb
I gotta try anything at all first, never been good at socialising and been very self conscious most of my life, only really came out in past few months. This year I'm making a change though, eating healthier, lifting weights, dealing with anxiety and forcing myself to socialise.
>because youre on your back getting pounded?
How I wish that was the case.
With divine luck and favor of all the gods I could potentially have a microscopic chance of scoring my first dick in a few weeks.
You can drop the whole masc act around me, sweetie.
I see right through you. Be the bird you want to be!
I asked them to come over and lemme mack on their tiddies.
D'aw, that's pretty cute, tho.
Sub/Dom inclinations of, like, relief I think are especially sweet.
Look, I just.. don't rationalize using money in the bank for silly vices very well and when it's just loose change it feels less guilty, ok
JUST ME HAVE MY LOLLIPOPS OK GEEZE
stop being a pussy bb, talking is easy...just like youll be
>cant give in to the beast
YOU are the beast. youre only preventing your own victory
who is the guy? tell me about him
>caring about what /fit/ thinks
its not an act buttercup. we cant all be a dark voiced flamer like you
>this is rationalization
okie dokie artichokie
no its because in /fit/ culture sumo deadlifts are 'cheating' because you have a better force lever.
Similarly, /fit/ shits on lowbar squats becuase you dont have to go as deep so they call it "cheating". Personally I dont give a shit what they call it as long as it works, natch
Pros and cons of taking family or friends to Pride?
will it be awkward?
But he had all the qualities I loved; he was short like me, but strong, cuddly and pudgy but with muscles, he could cook very well, loved going places, loved camping trips, encouraged my autistic hobbies, made me feel special